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Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Ah, you sure are working on
your truck a lot these days.
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Well, a classic truck
like this needs a lot of TLC.
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It's keeping you
pretty busy, huh?
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What's your point, Dave?
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No point. Just...
Just an observation.
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Good. So you're not
going to say anything else?
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Nope.
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Just can't help
but wonder...
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if it's because
you sold the Pit Stop.
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Sure, you made a nice chunk
of change, but now your future
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is just one big question mark,
looking off into the abyss.
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Well, I was looking into my
engine before you bothered me.
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My rocker arms are knocking.
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I just need to adjust
my harmonic balancer.
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You know, Calvin...
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those are made-up
things, aren't they?
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No, they're not, Dave.
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Look, I just sold
the Pit Stop a minute ago.
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I'm-a find my next thing.
But who are you to judge?
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You built a birdhouse
with a door on it.
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Birds can't open doors.
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It is not a birdhouse.
It is a little library.
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It's a great way for neighbors
to share books
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and build a better
sense of community.
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And it is a great
father/son project.
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Can I put stickers on it?
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No.
Can I use the hammer?
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No, no.
Can I paint it orange?
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Oh, no.
Can I touch it?
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Grover, no.
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Cherish these moments, Grover.
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Will you look at that.
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It's a copy of my book.
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You wrote a book?
Well, good for you.
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Uh, why is this the first time
I'm hearing about it?
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Well, you know, I don't like
to go around bragging
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about being a published author.
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Came out years ago.
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The Unboxed You:
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How to Get Out
of the Box You're In
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and Into the Box You Need.
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By the time I'm done
reading the title,
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I'm done reading for the day.
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That's too bad, because I think
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that book could really help you.
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Did you
sell a lot of copies?
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Well...
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You know, with a book like this,
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it's not really about
sales numbers.
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It's more about metrics,
like reach and influence.
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So that's a no?
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You know what? I'm going
to put a copy in the library.
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Okay. Dave,
is that why you built that?
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So that you could put
your book in there?
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Please.
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So that's a yes.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Marty? What are you
doing here?
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Isn't today a workday?
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Yes, Father, but I've decided
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to redefine what a workday
is for myself.
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Oh.
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He's mad at JPL for
blowing off his great idea,
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whatever that thing was.
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It was a prototype
for a balloon to send
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into the atmosphere
of Venus to collect samples...
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And I love it.
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Yeah, well, they didn't.
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So as an act
of personal empowerment,
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I am quiet quitting.
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You quitting that good job?
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No, I'm quiet quitting.
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I don't care
how loud you do it...
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I'm-a still
need you to pay rent.
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Quiet quitting
is a thing now, Dad.
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Yeah, it's all the rage.
It's like, um,
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streaking for millennials.
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It is nothing like streaking.
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No, it-it's a social
economic movement where
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if you don't feel
appreciated at work,
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you don't give them
your heart and soul.
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You do the bare minimum.
That way, you leave the rest
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of the day open to do things
you find truly rewarding.
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So, what are you doing?
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It's mostly playlists.
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But, but...
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I'm opening my mind
to finding that thing
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that truly fulfills me, because
my job isn't doing it right now.
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So you ghosting your career?
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How do you know ghosting, but
you don't know quiet quitting?
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There he is.
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There's my big scholar.
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I'm just taking
a couple of classes, Ma.
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Mwah.
Mwah.
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Aren't you embarrassed, Marty?
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Here you are "quiet
quitting" your career.
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And your brother's
going back to school,
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finishing his degree.
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Wait a minute.
Uh, I'm the role model now?
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Yeah.
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That's in your face!
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Shoot.
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Nobody's borrowed my book yet.
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The library's only been up
for a day.
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I bet the neighbors
haven't even noticed it yet.
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Gemma, did you leave
this vampire book in there?
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This is hot, smutty garbage.
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I'm loving it!
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So people have taken your books.
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That's nice.
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What's wrong with Dave?
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He wrote a book a few years ago
and it didn't sell,
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and now no one's even taking
it out of his free library.
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Aw, let me see it.
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The Unboxed You:
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How to Get Out
of the Box You're In
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and Into the Box You Need.
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Ooh, wow. It's really...
I know, I know.
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Ooh.
I just wish somebody
would check it out.
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Good luck because, honestly,
it looks kind of boring.
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Well, the cover's not great,
but the book's really good.
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Somebody might enjoy it.
I doubt it.
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Tina, please,
just take the book!
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I'm telling y'all,
it's the next big thing.
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An oxygen lounge?
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Yes!
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All I got to do is knock
out that back wall,
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build out a quiet lounge area,
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and fill it with cool,
clean oxygen.
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So what am I breathing
right now?
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Air.
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Doesn't air have oxygen?
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I don't know, Calvin.
I'm not a scientist.
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All I know is
people will pay me
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to let them sit in
the room and breathe.
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Well, Que, what's stopping you?
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I'm just looking for
a little seed money.
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Why are you looking at me?
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Well, I know you're looking
for the next thing.
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And when you
sold the Pit Stop,
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you got Diddy money.
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Well, Diddy didn't get rich
by selling air.
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Now, "diddy"?
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When I become
the king of oxygen,
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you'll be begging to get in.
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Oh, Que, will you stop
pressuring Calvin?
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Look, is he looking
for a reason
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to get out of bed
in the morning?
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Absolutely.
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Is there a great book out there
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that might help him find
his way? You know it.
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Is he looking at me
in a way that suggests
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that I should stop talking?
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Definitely.
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Look, Calvin,
Que's idea is clearly stupid.
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But if you're looking to invest
in a trailblazing idea,
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I've got it.
It's a new kind of dating app.
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Oh, Lord.
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Hold on. Trent,
let's hear it.
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Okay, so you know how
all these dating apps
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are just a free-for-all,
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people swiping left and right?
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Well, what if there was an app
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with a concierge where
they cut through the clutter
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and find the right girls
for you?
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And you would be that concierge?
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You already know.
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So people would pay you
to find the girls?
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And I will pay the girls
a percentage of what I make.
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I might be mistaken,
but, um...
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wouldn't that
make you a pimp?
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Would you say that to eHarmony?
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It's an app, Dave.
I'm calling it...
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Trey's List.
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Of prostitutes.
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Nah, that name's too long.
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Hi, Professor Pinkler?
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Uh, no, I am not the professor.
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I'm Malcolm. I'm a student.
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Oh, you are?
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Yes, I am. I'm, uh,
back to finish my degree.
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Just took a little break.
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Oh, to raise a family?
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No, to play baseball.
But thank you.
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Oh, hello.
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You must be Dean Ramilton.
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They told me
you'd be dropping by.
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No, I am not the dean.
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I'm a student.
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Oh, uh, continuing education?
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No, regular student.
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Ah. G.I. Bill.
Thank you for your service.
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No, no, no,
I'm not a soldier, okay?
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I-I'm a baseball coach.
At this school.
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And we are 11-2, so...
All y'all are welcome.
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Wow, pencils.
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You got an abacus
in there, too?
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All right, people, welcome.
I'm Dr. Pinkler.
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Please open your Blackboard app
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and on the right-hand
drop-down menu,
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you can mark yourselves present,
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then open the syllabus tab
and select "review."
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So what's Blackboard?
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It's an app.
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You need your login.
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It's in your portal.
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Right.
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I have a portal?
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Uh-oh, Mr. Malcolm's confused.
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Mr. Malcolm?
I am not a mister, okay?
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And I am not confused.
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I just... Uh, I don't
have the thing
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to put my number in and make the
other thing open and drop down.
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Can someone help this man?
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He's a veteran, for God's sake.
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I am not a vet...
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Whatever, man.
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Can you...?
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Well, my car battery is almost
completely out of juice,
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and I can't install
a charger at my house
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because my landlord is too cheap
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to upgrade the electrical panel.
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Well, your
landlord sounds smart...
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and handsome.
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Dad, come on.
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I thought you charged
your car at work.
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Well, yeah, I used to,
but now I'm going in later,
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so all the charging
spaces are already taken.
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You see, I told you
to buy a real car, but no.
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You all worried
about the environment.
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Yes, I am.
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There's no way I'm ever
going back to a gas car.
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Electric cars are the future.
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Well, here in the present,
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looks like your ass
ain't going nowhere.
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Oh, hey, Malcolm, how was
your first day of class?
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I don't want
to talk about it, Mama.
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Ooh! Yeah, I know
that one.
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That's what I used to say when
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I got picked on
in elementary school.
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And middle school.
And high school.
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And the first semester
of college.
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But then I found
my friend group.
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Yeah, well, they clowned me
for being old.
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They gonna ask me if I
stop my car with my feet.
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Like Fred and them.
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It is not funny.
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Wilma!
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Stop that.
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Leave my baby alone.
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Yeah, well, then they all went
out for burgers without me.
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Oh, man, they were probably just
worried about your cholesterol.
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Gemma!
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00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,822
Someone checked out my book.
257
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,958
What? Really?
258
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,660
Oh, that's great
news, honey. Yeah.
259
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,595
You know, Calvin,
I'm telling you,
260
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:36,897
you should really
check it out.
261
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,365
It is finally finding
its audience.
262
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,466
You know what?
263
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,901
I should probably put more out.
264
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,369
I hope I have extra copies.
265
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,272
Mm-hmm. Oh, you have three
boxes full of them.
266
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:50,277
Which is crazy,
considering how good it is.
267
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,515
You know, Calvin,
what you're going through,
268
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:56,850
it's very common.
269
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,619
After a big life change,
like... like...
270
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,321
like the end of a career,
271
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,490
you know, it's very
normal to feel lost.
272
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,894
Is it normal
to feel really annoyed?
273
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,131
I'm just saying, it is
all covered in chapter seven:
274
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:15,235
"Take the I Out of Failure
and Put It Into Success."
275
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,438
Where? At the end?
276
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,507
"Successi"?
277
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,876
I'm serious, Calvin.
Let me give you a copy.
278
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,111
It could really help you.
279
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,478
I-I don't need your help.
280
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,214
Well, maybe you
just don't know it yet.
281
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,983
Now, see, this is what
you always do.
282
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,385
You decide
that I have a problem,
283
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:36,423
and then you decide
that you have the answer.
284
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,825
It's condescending.
285
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,027
Is it really?
286
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,163
See, there you go.
You're doing it right now.
287
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,867
Don't you slam
your little door on me.
288
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,306
So, if we're talking about
the Harlem Renaissance,
289
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,508
then you cannot leave out
Langston Hughes
290
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,844
and Zora Neale Hurston.
291
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,446
Somebody read the material.
292
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,950
Somebody was probably there.
293
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,685
Right, Malcolm?
294
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,288
No, Kiefer, not right.
295
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,523
Hey, Malcolm.
296
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,558
Oh, are you on a Zoom?
297
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,160
No, it's okay. I...
298
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,594
Ah, I put it on mute.
299
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,730
Okay, well, Mommy
brought you a study snack.
300
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,366
Ooh, yeah.
301
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,135
You are the best, Mama.
Ants on a log.
302
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,472
Ooh.
303
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,107
Are those the kids
that were mean to you?
304
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,275
Yep, that's them.
305
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,278
Especially Kiefer,
in the upper left.
306
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,212
Right there.
307
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,780
You know what, Malcolm?
308
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:37,184
If they don't want to be friends
with you, that's their loss.
309
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,453
You're smart and you're sweet
and you have a lot to offer.
310
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,788
You think so, Mama?
311
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,323
I know so, baby.
312
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,524
Oh, love you.
313
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,060
Mmm, I love you more,
Booby Butt!
314
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,296
All right, well, enjoy!
315
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,697
Okay.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
316
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:51,932
Mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah, mwah!
317
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,600
Oh, oh.
318
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,239
Mm.
319
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,076
That's pretty good.
Looks it.
320
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,348
I am not on mute, am I?
321
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,551
No.
322
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,154
Oh, damn, man. Oh.
323
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,822
Maybe I am old.
324
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,657
Still not on mute.
325
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,526
Oh, damn!
326
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:27,600
Grover, I'm not giving
you $30,000 for candy.
327
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,071
Not candy. Crypto candy.
328
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,940
I heard you were
looking to invest,
329
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:36,543
and trust me, you want to
be in on the ground floor.
330
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,747
Here. I'm going to give you five
dollars to get off my porch.
331
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,450
Go on, now.
332
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,189
I am so tired of everybody
333
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,790
hitting me up
with their silly ideas.
334
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:54,127
If I wanted to waste my money,
I'd start a record label.
335
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,096
What?
336
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,465
What is Dave's book
doing here?
337
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,068
Gemma asked me to take it
out of his little library.
338
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,835
No one else would.
339
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,071
Are you surprised?
340
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,705
I mean, what kind of
advice is this?
341
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:10,143
"A kernel of an idea
is like a kernel of corn.
342
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,480
It's never going to pop if
you don't get it off the cob."
343
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,482
You know what?
344
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,984
This is weird,
even for Dave.
345
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,554
What are you doing?
Going through the footage
346
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,990
from our doorbell camera.
347
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,425
Why?
Because I put out
three more copies
348
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,094
of my book and they've
all been taken.
349
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,761
I want to see who my fans are.
350
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,730
Dave, no! No.
351
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,399
Respect their privacy.
352
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,068
They took your book
because they need help.
353
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:39,006
You don't want this
to turn into a-a HIPAA thing.
354
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,644
Is that you?
No.
355
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,184
Then why did you
slam my laptop?
356
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,552
HIPAA?
357
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,194
Marty? Why'd you take an Uber?
358
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,630
Because, Dad, my car's battery
359
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,132
isn't holding
a good charge anymore.
360
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,799
I had just enough juice
to make it to the mall,
361
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,735
where half the charging spaces
were broken
362
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,403
and the other half
were occupied...
363
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,471
by gas guzzlers!
364
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,806
Hey, I only park there
365
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,842
because it's closest
to the door.
366
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,577
What?
367
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,946
Anyway, replacing the battery
368
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,548
is going to cost a fortune
at the dealership.
369
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,383
So take it somewhere else.
370
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,651
There isn't any place else.
371
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,219
No one else services them.
372
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,288
Huh. So...
373
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,856
they get to charge you
an arm and a leg
374
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,092
because they're
the only game in town?
375
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,526
Exactly.
376
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,162
Huh.
377
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,596
What?
378
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:40,400
Marty, electric cars
are my corn on the cob.
379
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,470
Daddy, do you need to lie down?
380
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,207
No, your charging situation
381
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,475
gives me a kernel.
382
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,977
Now, we need to shuck
that kernel
383
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,446
and pop that thing.
384
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,815
Let me get you a cold cloth.
385
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:56,949
Mama!
Okay.
386
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,386
Marty, listen.
Look, I'm fine.
387
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,820
All right? Just think about it.
388
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,190
For the first time
in human history,
389
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,092
there are old electric cars.
390
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,860
All right? And the only
people that service them
391
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,362
are the overpriced dealerships.
392
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,964
So, somebody's going
to fill that gap
393
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,800
and make a lot of money.
394
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,837
Oh, my God.
Are you a genius?
395
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,473
Are you just realizing that now?
396
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:28,115
Hey, Malcolm.
Okay, what you got?
397
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,350
How old am I today, huh?
398
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,153
What, did I save
Private Ryan?
399
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,457
Did I have a beeper?
400
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,829
Malcolm, about that.
We feel awful.
401
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,198
I thought we were
just joking around.
402
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,533
Now we realize...
403
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,769
there's nothing funny
about bullying.
404
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,440
Y'all didn't bully me, okay?
405
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,242
I am a grown-ass man.
406
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,876
It's okay, Malcolm.
407
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,545
We heard what your mom said.
408
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,148
We made you feel different.
Less than.
409
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,318
We would cancel ourselves
if we could.
410
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,521
Oh, canceling is when--
411
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,990
I know what canceling is.
412
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,362
Okay, people,
take your seats.
413
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,729
The servers are down,
414
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,567
so you're going to take
your quiz on Scantrons.
415
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,769
Oh, man.
416
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,838
Uh, Malcolm?
Yeah?
417
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,008
Could we borrow pencils?
418
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,583
Well, I guess, uh,
419
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,186
they don't have pencils
in your portals?
420
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:45,425
The reason no third-party
garages fix electric cars
421
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,760
is the companies each have
their own operating system.
422
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,197
And that's a problem?
Well, not for me.
423
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,898
If you give me
their motherboard,
424
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,100
I can reverse-engineer
the software and mod the UI.
425
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,469
And that's good?
That's great.
426
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,104
Well, all right.
427
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:01,208
Come on, Marty, let's put our
heads together, you know?
428
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,811
I mean, you're tech savvy,
and I'm savvy about business... Yeah.
429
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,813
...and people and mechanics...
Mm-hmm.
430
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,949
...and marketing and looking
good and dressing well.
431
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,984
Charisma, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
432
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,620
I-I get it, Daddy,
I get it.
433
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,088
But, you know, why has this
never occurred to us before?
434
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,426
Because we've been
stuck in our own boxes.
435
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,094
Think of it like the jungle gym.
436
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,097
The great idea
is up there at the top,
437
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,234
and there are lots
of ways to get there.
438
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:31,904
But sometimes the best route
is to go sideways
439
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,241
and find a different path.
440
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,250
Oh, damn.
441
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,517
You read my book.
442
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,954
Chapter six: "The Jungle Gym
of Inspiration."
443
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,824
Wait, is that where
the corn kernel came from?
444
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,826
Ha! You read chapter 12, too?
445
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,695
I knew it!
Okay, all right.
446
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,330
You know, I may
have skimmed it.
447
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,432
It was a'ight.
448
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,736
It was a'ight.
449
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,175
That's the nicest thing
you ever said to me.
450
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,849
$30,000 for candy
that doesn't exist?
451
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,420
Well, it exists.
You just can't eat it.
452
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,621
Why not?
453
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,189
Because it's in
the metaverse.
454
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,992
So if I want my candy,
I got to drive to the metaverse?
455
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,361
No, you can't drive there.
456
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,896
It's on the Internet.
457
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,964
But you can sell your
candy to somebody else
458
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,500
for much more
than it's worth.
459
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,601
But what's it worth?
460
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,736
Today, nothing.
461
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:41,107
B-But tomorrow, who knows?
462
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,776
Boy, if you
weren't Gemma's son...
463
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,845
Here.
464
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,180
Take this five dollars
and get off my porch.
465
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,182
Go on, now.
466
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:56,088
Works every time.
467
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,329
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