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So, Dad, how's it feel
being retired?
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I'm not retired,
I just don't work anymore.
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Isn't that the definition
of "retired"?
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Sure, I sold the Pit Stop,
all right,
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but I got a lot of irons
in the fire.
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Mark Cuban sold his company.
Do you call him retired?
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No, because he owns
a basketball team.
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Yeah, and, like,
60 other companies.
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And like a fool,
I invested in smartasses.
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Oh, that's funny.
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You know, I just had
a thought.
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Oh, she's been thinking
about this for a while.
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Mm-hmm.
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Maybe, Calvin,
I'm just thinking
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maybe now is a good time
for you and I
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to go on a vacation.
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Oh, so much planning
went into this moment.
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Remember when we didn't
take a honeymoon,
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and you said we will
when we have the money?
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Well, now we have the money,
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and you don't have to worry
about leaving the shop
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with someone else. Hmm.
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She got him.
Mm-hmm.
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So now would be
a perfect time
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for us to take that
honeymoon we never had
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but always dreamed of.
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Madrid.
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She thinking
international?
Yes.
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Imagine long strolls
down cobblestone streets,
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wine and tapas at sunset.
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I do like small plates.
Right?
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Yeah, and how about
naps in hotel beds?
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I do like hotel beds.
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Well, let's do it.
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Definitely.
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Definitely.
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But not right now.
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You know,
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I started cleaning out
the garage, and, you know,
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that's a whole thing,
that's gonna take a while.
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So, you know.
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Come on, Calvin,
we never travel.
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We just went to San Diego.
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We took a two-hour
car ride
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so you guys could go to that
miniature engineering museum.
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You remember that tiny crane?
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It was so cute.
It was so cute.
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Come on, babe, we just
can't leave the country.
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What if something happened
to one of our kids?
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Like what, they lose a tooth?
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They're grown-ass men.
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And that Pit Stop is not
your problem anymore.
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You know, I have been
waiting decades
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just to have you
all to myself,
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and you know what,
I am tired of waiting.
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Okay, Tina...
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Hey, come on, Pop.
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Mom supported your dream
of growing your business
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for 30 years.
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Now it's your turn
to support her dreams.
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But I hate traveling.
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It's so expensive,
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there's always
so many people around,
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and there's never anything
to eat but Sbarro's.
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They always promise
other things are gonna be open,
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but it's only Sbarro's.
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Daddy.
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You got to do it.
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While you still can.
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How old do you think I am?
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Ah, goodness.
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Your mother was really excited
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about this trip idea,
though, huh?
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Yeah, and I guarantee
those tickets are
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pulled up on her computer.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Tina, baby?
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Let's go eat
tiny portions of meat.
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Oh, baby, mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Thank you!
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Okay, our flight leaves
at 2:45 on Wednesday,
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or as they say in España, miércoles.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Dave.
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Oh, he's gonna be mad
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that we're playing a board game
without him.
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Hey!
Oh, hey, guys, listen.
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We were thinking,
with your dad retiring and all,
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that maybe we would...
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You guys playing Scrabble
without me?
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You challenge every word, Dave.
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It is my right, Malcolm.
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Anyway, we thought
it would be nice
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if we got your dad a present
as a congrats
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for selling the shop.
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What if we got him
a fondue set?
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Or is that too obvious?
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Ooh...
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What if we got them
a Jacuzzi?
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It could be waiting for them in
their backyard when they return.
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Hmm, Dad's not too into
sitting idly in hot water.
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I can hear him now.
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"What am I, some kind of
food cart hot dog?"
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You know, Pop did mention
he was cleaning out the garage.
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We could finish
that job for him.
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Oh.
Yes.
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We could clean it out
and set it up as a space
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for him to work
on his cars.
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A secret reno
for a worthy recipient.
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How HGTV of us.
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If I've said it once,
I've said it a hundred times:
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checking a bag is
never a good idea.
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You've said it a hundred times.
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You remember when
we went to Kansas City,
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and they lost my luggage?
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I had to flip my drawers
every day
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for a week.
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Okay...
Babe,
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are we visiting Spain
or moving there?
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Well, I need nine
daytime looks
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and eight nighttime looks.
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You need to learn
to pack like me.
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Two pairs of shorts,
three shirts,
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and ten pairs of drawers
for safety.
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Next.
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Oh, good.
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Are you checking
any bags today?
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Well, uh, my wife is.
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I know better than
to be separated
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from my belongings.
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Yeah, here we go.
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Ma'am,
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your bag is three pounds
over the limit.
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Really, Ronnie? I mean,
what are you, the pound police?
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That's literally my job.
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Okay, fine, I'll just
take some stuff
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out of my bag
and put it in yours. Okay...
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She couldn't see this coming?
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All right, then.
Okay, all right, fine.
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I'll just take a few things
out of here.
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Okay, oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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What?
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They touched the floor!
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Calvin, my underwear touched
the airport floor!
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Babe, babe, you are literally
yelling about your underwear
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at the airport.
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Oh, my God. Ugh!
What are you doing?
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Tina...
Okay.
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Tina-- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Okay. All right.
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Tina, Tina...
calm-calm down, babe, okay?
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All right, I'm
gonna calm down.
Just think,
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now, in 15 hours
you'll be sipping sangria
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under string lights, okay?
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Yeah. I like string lights.
Yes, yes.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Here we go.
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All right, um,
you hold that, hold that.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
I'll take this.
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Whew, look at that.
Nice and light.
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So light.
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Two pounds over.
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Damn it, Ronnie, I swear,
you not gonna--
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Ronnie think I'm playing.
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Everything in here is junk.
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Uh, I'm sorry, you're calling
both of these VHS tapes
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of Mighty Joe Young junk?
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You know, this is the part
of the home reno show
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where they hire somebody
to come in
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and do all this work for them.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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I can call one of those
junk removal companies.
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You guys move all this junk
onto the driveway,
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we can go get brunch,
and by the time we get back,
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all this stuff will be gone.
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Wait a minute.
Are y'all really that lazy?
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I am.
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Oh, Mr. Butler,
we're gonna have to ask you
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to check your carry-on.
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Well, thank you for asking,
but my answer is no.
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The flight is overbooked.
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There's no more room
in the overhead compartment.
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Well, I'll-I'll just stick it
under my seat.
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Babe, just give her the bag
so we can get to Madrid.
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Please.
Thank you.
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Yeah.
Thank you.
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Okay.
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Go. It's about to be some
tapas up in here.
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Oh, we're gonna need
you to check your bag.
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Look at this beautiful
junk-free driveway.
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You know, calling
the trash people
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while we got brunch
was brilliant.
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All we had to do
was eat biscuits.
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Some of us didn't see
the biscuits
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until all the biscuits
were gone.
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Oh, wow, it is
actually huge in here.
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Okay, now the best man caves
always have themes.
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Now, what are we thinking?
Tiki bar? Sports memorabilia?
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Oh, actually, you know
what's really cool?
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Swords.
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Or, or, instead of swords,
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maybe it could be
"garage-themed."
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Uh, Dad, where is
Mr. Calvin's smoker?
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It's in the driveway,
where it always is.
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No, it's not.
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What?
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The smoker's not here.
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Maybe they moved it
so they'd have
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easier access to the trash.
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No, it's gone.
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Maybe they thought
it was trash.
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You did put those piles
kind of close to the smoker.
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You watched us move it all, Marty.
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You didn't say any of that.
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Hey, man.
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Marty, don't you think
you should have been
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a little more clear?
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Well, David, don't you think
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you should have put the trash
further away
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from Dad's most prized
possession?!
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Don't put this on me!
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Oh, no, that's Mama.
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Don't answer it.
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Oh, there's no way
I'm answering that.
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Oh, it's a video call.
Don't answer it!
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I have to, it's Mommy.
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No, Marty, don't...
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Hi, Mommy.
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What, your brother's sending me
to voice mail now?
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Oh, no, no, I meant to hit
the green button, Mama.
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I-I just wanted y'all to see
that your father's
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on a actual plane. Look.
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Hey!
Hey!
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The Butlers are
international, baby!
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Hey, where are y'all?
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Uh, nowhere.
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Yeah, no, we was out here
playing pickleball.
Hello, Calvin.
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Shh! You know what, y'all
should go on airplane mode.
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Have a great flight.
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He's gonna kill us.
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Okay.
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You know what, I'll just--
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I'll just put it right up
under my seat, like I said.
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No problem.
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Yeah, all right.
Yeah. Okay.
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We did it.
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I am so excited.
I can almost taste the paella.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
Uh, I'm the window.
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Oh.
Okay.
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You got it, amigo.
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Yes.
There you go.
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All right. Good?
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Here we go.
All right. Come, boy.
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Oh, you have a dog.
257
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:14,574
Oh. Oh, okay.
258
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:15,943
All right, there you go.
Okay, all right.
259
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,178
Okay.
All right.
260
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,382
Where the hell
is this horse going?
261
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,984
You know,
262
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,618
this is my seat.
263
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,654
My-my seat comes
with space for my legs.
264
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,890
Your dog is in my leg space.
265
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,024
You don't like dogs?
266
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,359
I like dogs fine.
267
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,861
Well, you can pet him
if you like.
268
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,562
I don't like.
269
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,298
You need to take your seats now
270
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,833
so we can have
an on-time departure.
271
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,836
Sherlock, sit.
Calvin, sit.
272
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:46,907
I can't take my seat because,
as a human who paid for my seat,
273
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,476
I have nowhere
to put my human legs
274
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:52,780
because Shaggy here
is traveling to Spain
275
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,614
with Scooby-Doo.
276
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,784
This man does not
like dogs!
277
00:11:58,651 --> 00:11:59,987
Dog-ophobe!
278
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,855
No, no, no, he loves dogs.
279
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,224
He cried at Marley Me.
280
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,593
You know what?
Since y'all like dogs so much,
281
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,428
then somebody switch seats
with me.
282
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,998
Yeah.
Huh? Yeah.
283
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,466
That's what I thought.
284
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,502
Sir, I need you
to take your seat.
285
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,404
We can't push away from the gate
until you're in your seat.
286
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,039
Sit down!
287
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,008
Oh, no. Oh, you know what?
288
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,276
I'll sit down
when the moose moves.
289
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:28,015
Uh-uh. That bag was tagged
to be gate-checked.
290
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,616
It's in the system.
291
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:30,984
Well, just untag it.
292
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,252
It doesn't work like that.
293
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,221
Once it's tagged,
it's tagged for life.
294
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,423
We're going to have
to open up the doors again.
295
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,991
And that will cause a delay.
296
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,860
Well...
Nice work, Karen!
297
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,295
I-I... I am not a Karen.
298
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,031
You know what?
I need to see your manager.
299
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,299
I don't...
I don't feel safe right now.
300
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,735
It's already
in the landfill?!
301
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:52,739
You're supposed
to repurpose this stuff!
302
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,075
No, I will not hold
for a survey!
303
00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,513
Well, I guess we're buying
Calvin a new smoker.
304
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,315
The old one was getting
kind of gross anyway.
305
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,084
Uh, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma,
306
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,854
one does not simply
replace Dad's smoker.
307
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,990
Yeah, that thing had 20 years
of seasoning on it.
308
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,658
That's why
the food tastes so good.
309
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,261
Even the broccoli he cooked
on there tasted like brisket.
310
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,865
It's gonna ruin his vacation
when he hears.
311
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,467
What the hell is wrong
with you, man?
Whoa... what the hell, Dave?
312
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,204
Okay, we are not
telling him, okay?
313
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,474
They are probably having the
time of their lives right now.
314
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,878
Flight 2355 to Madrid.
315
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,914
We appreciate your patience
in deplaning.
316
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,715
This is on you, dog hater.
317
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,987
I love dogs, lady.
318
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,654
I also love
Earth, Wind Fire.
319
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,790
I just don't want 'em
under my seat.
320
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,495
Due to the delay...
321
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,433
...our flight crew has gone over
their allotted hours.
322
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,702
We are currently looking
for a new crew.
323
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,940
Oh, wait. No!
No, no, no, don't leave!
324
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,575
Y-You can work
a little longer, right?
325
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,245
I-I mean, come on. Doctors do
surgeries for over 19 hours.
326
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,047
Y'all can push
a little drink cart.
327
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,782
We'd also like
to welcome passengers
328
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,921
from the recently-canceled
Flight 510 to Madrid.
329
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,756
Due to our combining
these flights, we are oversold
330
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:20,627
and offering $2,000 to any
passengers willing to be bumped.
331
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,196
Did you hear that, baby?
What?
332
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,932
$2,000.
333
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,934
You're not really thinking
of taking that, are you?
334
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,936
I mean, Tina,
for that kind of money,
335
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:32,539
we can get out of this hellhole
and go to Pechanga Casino.
336
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,542
I mean, maybe
this is the universe
337
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,677
trying to tell us something. Yes.
338
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,847
It's the universe telling me
I'm never getting my honeymoon.
339
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,816
You know, I'm going to go get
a glass of wine at Sbarro.
340
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,091
And this is the same
as Dad's?
341
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,093
Same model.
342
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,964
This is so clean.
Did you buy this from a vegan?
343
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,268
Okay, guys, we're never going
to be able to pass this off.
344
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,970
I agree.
345
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,638
So I think we should
all band together
346
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,974
and blame Dave.
347
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,775
What? Dave?!
348
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,577
Mm-hmm.
Marty is the one
who made the call.
349
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:11,578
Let's blame him.
350
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,246
Okay.
Girl!
351
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,681
Okay, you know what?
352
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,683
How about we pin it on Grover?
353
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,986
There's no way my dad's gonna
hit a little white boy.
354
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,988
Yeah.
No!
355
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,456
None of you are
thinking straight!
356
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,093
If you had watched HGTV,
you would know
357
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,295
that this is the moment
where all seems lost.
358
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,629
And then
359
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:33,000
they get the perfect
renovation solution.
360
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,602
We're going
to antique this bad boy.
361
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,004
Wait. Will that work?
362
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,138
Yes, it'll work.
363
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,706
Gemma, go get
a hundred burgers.
364
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,674
Marty, get a buttload
of hickory chips. Malcolm,
365
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,776
we're going
to need a baseball bat.
366
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,713
No one sleeps until
this smoker looks like crap
367
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,216
and smells fantastic!
368
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,520
Excuse me.
Excu-Excuse me.
369
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,089
I knew it. I knew.
370
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,291
$2,000 was just
gonna be too tempting.
371
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,227
Hold on, baby. Just...
No, no, no.
You know what?
372
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,295
I have had enough, okay?
373
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,763
Let's just go home.
374
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,598
This has been
a complete disaster.
375
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,035
Tina, it has been.
376
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:11,071
But that's why
I upgraded us to first class,
377
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:15,108
where, I assume,
all the dogs are inside purses.
378
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,945
Really, babe?
379
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,948
Are you sure, Calvin?
This is expensive.
380
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,917
Yeah, well,
the universe spoke to me again,
381
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,121
and it said,
"You only get one honeymoon."
382
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,691
Baby. Mmm.
383
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,096
Mmm. Oh, uh,
384
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:40,067
my man, there's not a purse
in the world big enough for you.
385
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,069
Yeah.
386
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,581
Aah!
387
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,986
Grease it up, boy!
388
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,691
Wow. We did
a great job.
389
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,594
That thing
looks terrible.
390
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,696
Now for the final test.
391
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,332
Grover?!
392
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,169
What does this asparagus
taste like?
393
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,475
Ribs?
394
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,554
Mmm. Babe, you would think
395
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,423
that the tiny portions would
mean there's not enough food,
396
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,360
but I have never eaten so much
in my life.
397
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,864
Ooh. Is it too late
in the day for a siesta?
398
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,200
You know, you look beautiful
in that dress.
399
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,668
Oh.
Mm.
400
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,270
And I love you in that shirt.
401
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,638
And I look forward
to seeing it three more times.
402
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,678
You know,
403
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,247
I've always been worried about...
404
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,048
working so hard.
405
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:41,188
I... I never took the time
to enjoy the fruits of my labor.
406
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,490
But...
407
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,693
traveling the world
with my beautiful wife,
408
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,563
drinking good wine and eating
cheese I can't pronounce...
409
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,101
This.
410
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,836
This is what I want.
411
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,341
Well, this
and playing golf with Ice Cube.
412
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,846
Well, it took
30 years, but...
413
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,283
I finally got my boyfriend back.
414
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,419
Mmm. Mwah.
415
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,223
Well, maybe I like
being retired after all.
416
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,358
Well, you're going to really
love being retired in Fiji
417
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,859
'cause
that's where we're going next.
418
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,595
Hmm.
419
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,397
I like Fiji.
Yeah?
420
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,467
'Cause we won't need
any underwear there.
421
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,244
Surprise!
422
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,947
Oh, my.
423
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,482
Well, all right!
424
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,017
Hey.
425
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,586
Yeah. We wanted to do something
426
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,488
to say congratulations
on selling the shop.
427
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,123
Yeah, congrats, Pop. Now you can
still work on your cars.
428
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,493
Yeah, and just not
get paid for it.
429
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,296
Y'all did all of this
while we were gone?
430
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,431
There was a lot of junk in here.
431
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,667
Oh, girl, we know.
432
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,570
Yeah.
Well, I must say,
I am impressed.
433
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,805
Thank you. Thank you, guys. Well,
434
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:09,141
we're glad you like it, and,
of course, there's your smoker,
435
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,210
exactly where you thought
it would be,
436
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:15,214
totally unchanged,
like nothing happened at all.
437
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,683
Pull-pull it back, Dave.
Easy. Easy, Dave.
438
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,984
Pull it back, pull it back.
Come-come on back.
439
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,752
Yeah.
440
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,588
Yeah. Well, there's my baby.
441
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,055
I'm sure gonna miss her.
442
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,391
What?
443
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,992
What's that now?
Huh?
444
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,161
Yeah. I won't be needing
that old smoker anymore.
445
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,298
I'm into wood grilling now.
446
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,166
Yeah. that's how
they do it in Spain. Yes.
447
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,407
A la brasa es delicioso.
448
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,241
You know what?
449
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,176
I'll just call one
of those junk removal companies
450
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,078
to haul it away.
451
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:50,283
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