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I'm telling you,
Dave, you are gonna
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love this place, man.
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Elmo's is crab cake heaven.
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Well, not for the crabs.
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Okay, what did
we agree
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about you
saying things?
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"Don't say things."
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Elmo's is not just
another restaurant,
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it's a Pasadena institution.
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Well, why haven't I heard of it?
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Because we don't want
tourists to ruin it.
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It's for locals only.
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I'm finally a local.
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Eh-eh...
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What the hell?
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Welcome to Doggy Howser's.
How can I help you today?
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Yeah, you can tell me what
the hell happened to Elmo's.
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Who's Elmo?
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Elmo's made the best
crab cakes in town,
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and it was right here.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't help you,
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but sometimes
old, sad places close
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and become new fun things.
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So... this is a pet shop now?
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It's a pet spa.
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A pet spa is not a thing.
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Well, fur babies
need pampering, too.
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Our special this month
is a blueberry facial.
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Good Lord.
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Is that dog in a bathrobe?
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He's just out of
the cold plunge.
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Ah.
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That is adorable.
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I can't believe it, man.
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Elmo's is gone.
Just like that.
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Well, we've been here
for two years.
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Two years? Calvin,
I thought you said
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you were
a regular at Elmo's.
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Well, I was a regular,
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but I wasn't
a regular regular.
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Lady, it's a dog.
Let it walk.
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Come on, Dave.
We're out of here.
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Would you like a blueberry?
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Ooh, love one.
Don't you dare.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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It's not right.
Elmo's was a beloved
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neighborhood institution.
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Yeah, but when was the last time
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you actually ate there, Pop?
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I shouldn't have to eat
crab cakes every day
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to keep a place from closing.
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I just hate that we're losing
all of our small businesses.
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Ah, thanks, Mo.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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You see that, Dave?
You're part of the problem.
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Ordering stuff online is killing
all the local businesses.
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Hmm. You know what,
you're right.
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Oh, no, please.
You can't stop progress, Pop.
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Like when you told me
to stop growing
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so you didn't have to
buy me pants.
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Hey, guys.
Hey, Malcolm.
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I bought you some tube socks.
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Mom, I'm a grown man,
I don't need you to...
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Wow, these are soft.
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What is all this?
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Oh, we went to Cost Warehouse
for a few things
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and bought a few other things.
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Oh, uh, maybe make
two trips, sweetie.
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See, we didn't
used to have to drive
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all the way across town
to a store
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the size of a football stadium
to buy stuff.
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We used to get
everything we needed locally,
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right here at
Mr. Friendly's Bargain Mart.
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Oh, that place
on Orange Grove
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with the cute
little kitty.
Mm-hmm.
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Mr. Friendly's?
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Yeah, Mr. Friendly's
had character.
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I used to take the boys there
when they were younger
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for ice cream sundaes,
back to school clothes.
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Marty would sit and read
the magazines for hours.
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Can someone please get the door?
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You know, it's a shame
Wanda's Beauty Supply closed.
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You know, my edges
haven't been the same since.
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If we're not careful,
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Friendly's is going to be
the next one to go.
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My fingers are numb!
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You know what we should do
is get people to understand
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that they can get
anything they want
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right here in this
neighborhood on Orange Grove.
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Starting with Friendly's,
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then the Tip-Top Pharmacy,
Cavanaugh's Sporting Goods,
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even that dry cleaner's that's
only open from 12:00 to 2:00.
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Let's do it.
No more big box stores.
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No more shopping
online either.
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Right, Gemma?
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Oh, uh, uh, yeah.
I'm in.
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Less shopping online.
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No... No.
No shopping online.
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Absolutely.
Unless it's much cheaper.
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Or I'm really busy,
or it's super cute,
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or I'm too tired
to drive.
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No... Gemma, I don't think
you know what's at stake here.
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We are locals now.
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Eh...
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Hey. Hey,
y'all know that new
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Mexican-Japanese
rice ice cream chain?
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Mucho Mochi?
Your boy got some.
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That's not local.
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I was on a wait list for those.
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Maybe it's not so bad.
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Hey... Oh, damn.
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My eyes are burning.
What is that terrible smell?
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Is it that awful?
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You might have to leave
your couch outside for a week.
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Is this why
you texted me?
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Yes. I need help.
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I'm a disaster in the kitchen.
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Okay, okay.
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So, just walk me
through what you did.
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Well, I followed
this recipe,
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and it said put in
four cloves of garlic.
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Honey, that's a bulb.
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This is a clove.
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How do you know that?
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How do you not know that?
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Because I'm hopeless, okay?
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And Marty,
he loves your lasagna.
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I just wanted to make
something special for him.
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Okay, here's what
we're going to do.
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This week, I'm going to
teach you how to make lasagna.
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Oh, I couldn't
ask you to do that.
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Oh, no, you don't have to ask.
You're family now.
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But first, we need to
throw this thing out.
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Not in the garbage.
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Mm-hmm.
Put it in your trunk.
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Mm-hmm.
Drive to Riverside.
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And then drive with
the trunk open.
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All right.
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Oh.
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Hey-hey.
Delivery. I need a signature.
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Okay. I'm not
expecting anything...
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That's okay. It's fine.
Just sign.
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Gemma, what's going on?
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It's fine. It's for me.
But it came here.
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I must have screwed up
the addresses.
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Thank you... for your service.
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Uh, Gemma,
you accidentally
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had a package
sent to my house?
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Crazy, right?
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It's so embarrassing.
What a goof.
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It's like...
It's like when you're a kid
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and you call
the teacher "Mommy."
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It's almost nothing like that.
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Okay,
I ordered some things online,
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and I don't want Dave to know.
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Oh, right, because
of the whole "buy local" thing.
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Yes, but shipping is free
and it comes the next day.
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I'm so ashamed.
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Can it be our secret?
Oh, Gemma, I don't know...
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It's no big deal.
Everybody does it.
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I feel so dirty.
It's not you, it's me.
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Who said it was me?
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Oh, this place is charming.
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Oh, look, they have
an old-fashioned soda fountain.
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This place hasn't changed a bit.
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Oh, good Lord, is that
the cute orange cat?
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Can I pet you,
little kitty?
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Oh!
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No, I can't.
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Oh, hello, sir.
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Uh, I don't know
if you remember me,
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but I'm Calvin Butler.
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I don't take any bills
bigger than a 20.
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You see that?
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So down-to-earth.
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And none of that
Apple Pay garbage.
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The kids think because
they point their phone
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at my register, I get my money.
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Trust me, I agree with you.
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No, but we are here
to put these signs
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in people's windows to encourage
customers to shop local.
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There's no room.
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Well, maybe we can take down
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that Billy Dee Williams
Colt 45 poster from 1989.
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Excuse me, sir,
do you have any shallots?
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Use an onion. Same thing.
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Do you have any onions?
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No.
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Sir, it's gonna be great.
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We are encouraging people
to shop local
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to support local businesses
like yourself.
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I mean, we've got petitions,
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we're doing social media.
It's going to be fantastic.
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Okay, how much
is this gonna cost me?
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It's free.
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Go crazy.
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Is that hair?
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Ew, yup.
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That is a bag of human hair.
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So I take it that's
the hair-slash-pastry section?
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See there?
You can get everything here.
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Baby, I can't find
anything on my list.
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Well, I found
everything on mine.
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Got orange juice,
paper plates,
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even found a pack
of batteries, size "B."
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I've never heard
of "B" batteries.
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And you call yourself
a scientist.
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Baby, this orange juice
is $11.99.
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And a price I am happy to pay
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because the money
stays in the community.
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Mm-hmm.
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I live in Tarzana.
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Hey, Calvin, uh,
are we sure this place
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should be at the top
of our "save" list?
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Or, I don't know,
even on it?
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Yes, Dave.
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This guy is a small
business owner like myself.
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If we don't support him,
how do I expect
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people to support me?
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Hey, I remember you.
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You're little Marty Butler.
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Oh, yes I am.
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Yeah, you used to look at
the ladies in the Cosmo.
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Well, I-I-I don't... I don't...
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I don't think that was me.
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Yeah, I know it was you,
you little freak.
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What part of "banned for life"
don't you understand?
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Really, Marty? Cosmo?
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If you would've just
looked in the shoebox
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in the back of my closet,
you would've found a gold mine.
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Are we alone?
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Yes, we are alone.
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I assume you're here
for your box.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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I know this
isn't right.
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I cannot believe
I have to say this,
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but, Gemma, we have got to
stop meeting like this.
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Don't you think I know that?
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This isn't us.
This isn't who we are.
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What you mean "we"?
You promised Dave...
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I know what I promised Dave.
But I have needs.
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Ooh, good, a Waterpik.
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Doing all this
for a Waterpik?
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It was 30% off, and gum
disease runs in my family.
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I've got to get home
before Dave notices I'm gone.
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You know, you could
at least stay for coffee!
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler
of Calvin's Pit Stop,
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and I'm here at Friendly's
Market, keeping it local,
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just one of the businesses
we need to rally behind.
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And this ice cream is delish.
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Hey. Hey,
no unaccompanied minors. Out.
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00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,511
Oh, Mr. Friendly, he's with us.
Cut, Grover.
253
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,780
Yeah, Mr. Friendly,
254
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,514
Grover is making
a video about your store,
255
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,785
that he is going to blast off
to his hundreds of followers.
256
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,152
58,000.
257
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,189
I'm still not capable
of processing that.
258
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,557
Look, we got it, okay?
Go ahead, Grover. Roll it.
259
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,926
Here we go.
260
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,628
Do you remember the days
of the corner store?
261
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,798
Well, Friendly Markets does.
262
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,266
Look at this
Christmas-themed menorah.
263
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:18,305
Yes, and these:
100 live lady bugs.
264
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,241
They're sleeping.
265
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,844
Hey, kitty.
266
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,879
Look, he's lounging
where they keep the meat.
267
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,147
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
268
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,515
Grover, don't-don't film that.
269
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:31,852
Shoo, kitty. Get out.
Go on. Go on, now.
270
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:35,155
This place
has history and charm,
271
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,825
and if we don't support it,
we'll just end up
272
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:42,029
with another Chipotle
or Mucho Mochi on this corner.
273
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:45,999
So come on down and support
all the local businesses
274
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,835
right here on Orange Grove.
275
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,903
Right, Mr. Friendly?
276
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:51,939
Wha...
277
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,473
I don't want any trouble.
278
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,446
Okay, so your
noodles are on,
279
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,581
and you are ready
to start making lasagna,
280
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,183
the layer cake of pasta.
281
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,852
Mmm.
All right.
282
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,553
Let's start with
the mozzarella.
283
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:07,754
How much?
284
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,489
Not too much, but enough.
285
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,260
Uh-huh. Now let's
add some Parmesan.
286
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,394
How much?
287
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,863
Mmm, just enough.
288
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,866
Ah, yes.
289
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,633
Okay, now add a little nutmeg.
290
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,203
Eh, a little more.
291
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,072
Eh, just
a little more, you know.
292
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,040
You don't have to
be scared of it.
293
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,541
But don't overdo it!
294
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,512
Don't overdo it.
Okay, here, let me show you.
295
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,215
See? Boop, boop.
296
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,783
You don't use a cookbook?
297
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,385
Nope, it's all up in here.
298
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,788
Okay, now,
let's add a plop of
299
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,123
ricotta.
300
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,959
How much is a plop?
Two dollops.
301
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,365
Let me show you. Just... Okay.
302
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:56,469
Oh, looks like
our pasta is ready.
303
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,804
All right. Okay.
304
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,973
Excuse me, excuse me.
Very hot, very hot.
305
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,375
Coming through,
coming through. Okay.
306
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,978
Oh, whoa. Look at that texture.
307
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,779
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
You see that?
308
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,916
Oh, wait a minute,
I need an egg.
309
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,918
Okay, let me get an egg, please.
310
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,786
I've got an egg right here.
Okay, now all we...
311
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:17,690
Meat sauce looks like
it's almost ready. Okay.
312
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,993
All we need to do
is add oil to the pan,
313
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,494
and we are cooking.
314
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,762
Yes, we are.
315
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,198
Oh, gosh,
thank you so much.
316
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,267
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
317
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,570
You guys should've
seen it.
318
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,940
The Friendly Market
was thriving.
319
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,107
Oh, that's great.
320
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,742
Yeah, my man Grover
321
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,044
posted the videos he made,
322
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,578
and they are blowing up.
323
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,181
Oh, yeah. You know
the old orange cat?
324
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,815
People are going crazy
for the one of him
325
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,117
sleeping in
the deli case.
326
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,419
They're calling him
"Cold Cut Cat."
327
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,521
It's huge.
328
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,190
I've almost got as many likes
329
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,659
as the least popular guy in BTS.
330
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,396
Hipsters were lined up
to take a selfie with the cat.
331
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,166
One of them got
Mr. Friendly to smile,
332
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,868
and he was not happy about it.
333
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,837
Dinner is served.
334
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,640
Oh, this smells good.
335
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:11,078
Yes, my beautiful,
talented fiancée
336
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,280
has made her
first lasagna.
337
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,682
And she did it all by herself.
338
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,320
Mmm.
Mmm.
339
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,889
Um, this is
incredible, Necie.
340
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,691
Mm-hmm.
Oh, thanks.
341
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:25,792
This is amazing.
342
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:26,826
I mean, this tastes
343
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,295
just like my mama makes.
344
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,264
Mama, you the champ,
345
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,066
but Necie could give you
some tips, girl.
346
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,570
No, I can't.
I didn't make it.
347
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,907
Miss Tina made it.
I didn't do anything.
348
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,276
No, no, no.
You preheated the oven.
349
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,578
That's the most important
20 minutes.
350
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,015
Marty, I can't cook.
351
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,617
I made a lasagna,
I had to drive it to the dump.
352
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,453
No, no, no, no.
It's okay, babe.
353
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,723
You know my two favorite things
are you and takeout.
354
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,531
Oh, of course.
355
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,467
Malcolm?
Huh?
356
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,502
Are you ordering stuff online?
357
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,039
Uh, apparently.
358
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,475
Uh, yes, yes. I ordered this.
359
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,177
I broke the pledge.
360
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,547
I was weak, but now, Father,
I have learned my lesson,
361
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,082
so I'd rather
forget about it and move on.
362
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,283
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
363
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,286
Wow.
364
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,389
You broke the pledge.
365
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,858
It be your own people.
366
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,726
We all make mistakes.
Let's move on.
367
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,895
My salad's getting cold.
368
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,231
Well, hold on, honey.
369
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,932
What's going on?
370
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,501
Malcolm got a box.
371
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,803
Let's not make
a federal case of it.
372
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,475
Okay, well, Malcolm...
373
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,310
why don't you open it?
374
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,912
Uh, I would
rather not, Dave.
375
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,682
I said open it.
376
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,785
Yeah, what is it?
377
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,854
Uh...
That's a good
question, Calvin.
378
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,392
Malcolm,
what is it?
379
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,094
Leave him alone!
Uh, it is...
380
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,964
It is obviously a...
381
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:15,435
gold mini rock
roller thing, Dave.
382
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,137
Ha.
383
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,141
Huh. Use it.
Huh?
384
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,844
Well, Malcolm, you ordered it.
385
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,579
Use it.
386
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,157
I knew it!
387
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,028
Look, will you just
tell him, Gemma?
388
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:45,132
I ordered it, okay?
It's a jade facial roller.
389
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:48,268
It reduces fine lines
and puffiness.
390
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,470
I never meant to hurt you.
391
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,641
My wife
and my best friend's son.
392
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,877
I can't believe
you'd do me like this.
393
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,846
Wait a minute.
I'm the victim here.
394
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,549
I'm the one who got used.
Look, Pop, back me up on this.
395
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,217
Shame on you, Malcolm.
396
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,155
Shame, shame, shame.
397
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,462
Mr. Friendly, what's going on?
Where are the crowds?
398
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,164
We're closed. Permanently.
399
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,399
What? What happened?
The place was mobbed.
400
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,668
Thousands of people
must have seen that cat video.
401
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,903
Heh. Well, so did
the health department.
402
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,274
All of a sudden, you can't let
your cat sleep in the deli case?
403
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,042
Well, uh... you could
never do that.
404
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:33,012
No, but you can give a dog
a blueberry facial.
405
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,182
What kind of world is this?
406
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,750
We're sorry, Mr. Friendly.
We were just trying to help.
407
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,186
Well, you did.
408
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,020
Some young women
from the west side came over
409
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,822
after they saw the video, and
they want to lease the place.
410
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:46,926
They're turning it into
something called Mucho Mochi.
411
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,495
Damn it.
412
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,498
Another neighborhood
classic, just gone.
413
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,266
I can't believe
you're not upset.
414
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,368
Why would I be?
I own the building.
415
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,238
I just ran the store
'cause I'm a people person.
416
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,274
Eh...
417
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,709
Well, since we're closed,
418
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,277
help yourself
to whatever you want.
419
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,213
Hey, take some salami.
420
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,716
Nah.
421
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,951
I don't want to wake up the cat.
422
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,124
Hurry up, Calvin.
We're hungry.
423
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,692
Okay, babe, where we going?
424
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,361
Akbar's Lobster Pot.
425
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,830
Akbar is so grateful to you
for supporting his restaurant
426
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,233
with your campaign,
he is comping dinner.
427
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,734
Well, all right.
428
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,003
Comped is how
I like my lobster.
429
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,939
Ooh, and this afternoon,
430
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,041
I bought some yarn
at Donna's Yarn Barn.
431
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:38,411
Wrong color, overpriced,
but fighting the good fight.
432
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,714
You know, I've never
been prouder of you.
433
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,550
Really?
434
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,953
Master's degree? Childbirth?
435
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,922
Okay. All right,
all right, let's go.
436
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,658
All right. Oh, let me
just lock up real quick.
437
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,992
Okay.
438
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,631
Excuse me, are you
Calvin Butler?
439
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,032
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
We're closing up.
440
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,335
Jake Walker.
Thaxton Capital Partners.
441
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,971
We'd like to make you an offer
to buy out your property.
442
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,841
What? Sorry, but, uh,
it's not for sale.
443
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,143
It's a very generous offer.
444
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,079
I don't care how generous it is.
445
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,914
Like I said, I'm not interested.
446
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,215
Now if you'll excuse me,
447
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,050
I have a date
with a free lobster.
448
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,819
Why don't you
look at the offer?
449
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,588
You could be eating
lobster every day
450
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,590
for the rest
of your life.
451
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,758
I don't like lobster that much.
452
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,995
If you change your mind,
the offer's in there.
453
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,697
Good meeting you, Mr. Butler.
454
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,133
Good luck with
the next sucker, sucker.
455
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,707
Come on, Calvin.
I'm starving.
456
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:44,577
Those lobsters aren't going to
drip butter on themselves.
457
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,978
What's that?
458
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,448
Nothing.
459
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,816
Come on, girl.
460
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,852
I'm gonna drip some butter
on your lobster tail.
461
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,329
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