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This is my desk, my chair.
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A picture of Grover, Gemma,
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and me and my best friend,
of course.
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Dave...
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You took a picture of me
while I was asleep?
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Is that drool?
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You never pose for selfies.
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Sometimes you gotta do
what you gotta do.
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Then I gotta do this.
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You know, it's exciting
to have a visitor at my J-O-B.
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Well, I'm excited you offered
to take me out to E-A-T.
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Not out, down.
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Cafeteria's in the basement.
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Today is Brunswick stew.
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Brunswick stew in a basement.
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Well, I'm glad
I drove across town.
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I'm just kidding, man.
I'm actually happy for you.
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Ooh. There's my boss, Gregory.
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I'm up for a promotion
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and he's the one who decides
whether or not I get it,
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so be nice.
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I'm always nice.
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Be nicer than that.
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Hey, Gregory!
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Uh, brought a friend in
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for Stews Day Tuesday.
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This is Cal...
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Where's his ID?
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It's in my pocket.
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Yeah, it needs to be
on your person.
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My pocket is
on my person.
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Civilians, am I
right? Come on, Calvin.
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That Brunswick stew's not
going to eat itself.
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It was nice to meet you, Greg.
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Oh, God...
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Not "Greg." Gregory.
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Greg is my son.
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He goes by Greg to spite me.
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Doesn't work.
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Well, how you feel
about "G-Money"?
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Not good.
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All right.
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Ha! I'm starving.
Come on, Calvin.
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Let's go. Now.
Let's go. Come on.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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So this is what
a teachers' lounge looks like.
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Hmm. Is it everything
you imagined?
Oh, yes, Gemma.
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Smells like bad coffee,
sensible shoes and low pay.
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Oh, by the way,
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you should probably
call me Mrs. Johnson.
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If the other teachers
know you're my friend,
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they might think that
that's how you got the job.
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Oh, yeah.
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Because everybody knows
you don't get to be
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a part-time after-school
music teacher
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unless you know people
in high places.
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Good afternoon,
brilliant educators!
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Ms. Davis, Mr. Ryan,
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meet our new after-school
music teacher, Mrs. Butler.
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Ooh. Bus duty. Tootles!
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Welcome. Please
call me Tammy.
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And I'm Scott.
Oh. And I'm Tina.
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But Ms. Butler, if you're nasty.
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Oh, I see you.
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You're fun.
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First thing
you need to know:
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bring your own
toilet paper.
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It might as well be
sandpaper up in here.
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And if you know
what's good for you,
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stay away from the baked goods.
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Coach Spits has to touch
every one of them
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and he never washes his hands.
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Ooh, damn.
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That is so wrong.
Mm-hmm.
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Well, I'm excited to be here.
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I'm so happy that Gemma--
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Mrs. Johnson--
gave me the opportunity.
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Oh, isn't she great?
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So great.
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Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
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But, like, come on.
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No one can be that sunny
all of the time.
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:
"Good afternoon,
brilliant educators!
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"Remember, if we
inspire these kids,
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they'll inspire us back!"
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She is all
sunshine and rainbows.
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No one can really be
that perky.
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It's gotta be fake.
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And could she be
more uptight?
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"Ooh!
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"Remember, everybody.
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If you're not early,
you're late."
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Well, I-I think
Principal Johnson...
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Oh, when she's not around,
it's "Principal Barbie."
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We're high-fiving that?
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All right.
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Ooh, hey, Calvin.
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I got it.
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Well, I'm sure there's
an ointment out there
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to get rid of it.
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No, I'm saying
I got the promotion.
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Well, all right!
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Next lunch is on you,
Mr. Big Shot.
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And we're going to a restaurant
with cloth napkins.
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Okay, sure, but the new job pays
the same as the old one.
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And with all my
new responsibilities,
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I don't think
I'm gonna have the time
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to slip out for lunch as often.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
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More work? Same pay?
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Do you know what a promotion is?
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Yes, but it's not
about the money.
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Look, when I was
a conflict mediator,
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yes, I got paid well.
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But listening to
rich people fight
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over who gets
which yacht was...
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I don't know,
kind of soul-crushing.
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Now I get to
counsel veterans.
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And helping people has
always been my passion.
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Dave,
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fixing cars is my passion,
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but you know what
my other passion is?
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Getting paid to fix cars.
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Yes, okay, a bit more
money would be nice,
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but it's the government. There's
not a lot of wiggle room.
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There's always wiggle room
in any negotiation.
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Houses, cars,
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even those guys selling fruit
on the side of the highway.
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They gotta make a deal
before that light changes.
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I don't know. Gregory just
gave me the promotion.
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Okay, would you stop being
such a people pleaser?
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Well, if it makes
you happy...
Stop it.
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Look, you don't want
to be taken advantage of.
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Speak up for yourself.
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Closed mouths don't get fed.
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Now come on.
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I'm going to show you how
to negotiate to get results.
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All right?
Let's act this out.
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You be your boss,
I'll be you.
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Ooh, role-play.
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Second time this week.
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I really didn't need
to know that.
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Come on, now, let's focus. Okay.
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Hi!
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I'm Dave Johnson.
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I like kittens, matcha
and really short shorts.
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Ooh.
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That was good.
I do like kittens.
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Okay, Dave, would you
get into character?
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Well, now you sound
just like Gemma.
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So the teachers at school
didn't know Gemma was my friend.
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And they just started
talking trash about her.
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Really? What'd they say?
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How she's so nice.
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Those monsters.
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You weren't there.
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And they said she was all
sunshine and rainbows.
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Okay, Mom, help me out here.
What's the problem?
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They clowned the way she talks.
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Ooh, and they called her
"Principal Barbie."
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Okay, that was rude.
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So I gotta tell her, right?
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Yes, you do.
She has got to know.
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What's wrong with you?
I can't do that.
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That'll just hurt her feelings.
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You're right.
Just keep it to yourself.
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Are you out of your damn mind?
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And not let her know what people
are saying right under her nose?
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Yeah?
No?
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You two are no help.
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What did...
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: If you want me
to take this job,
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there are some things you're
gonna have to understand, Greg.
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He doesn't like the name
Greg. He prefers Gregory.
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No, Dave.
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You don't like the name Greg.
You're Greg.
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Oh. Yeah, yeah, right. Uh...
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I like to be called Gregory.
Where's your badge?
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Okay.
Forget my badge, G-Money.
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I'm going to need a raise
to go along with that promotion.
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More work, more money,
my good man.
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No can do. We don't
have it in the budget.
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Hmm. Well,
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it has been nice working
with you. Good day, sir.
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What's Dave doing?
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Dave is walking away.
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Uh...
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Dave is walking away
from the job that Dave loves?
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Yes.
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Walking away is
your superpower.
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They've invested too much
time and money into you.
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Once they know you're
willing to walk,
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that's when you got
all the leverage.
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I don't know, Calvin.
Are you sure?
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Trust me.
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There's no way Gregory is
ever gonna let you walk.
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You see these oranges?
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Four dollars.
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The man wanted five.
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Well, if that's
the way you feel,
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I guess I have
no other choice but to...
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walk away.
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Just to be clear,
I am walking away...
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from this job.
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Actually, hang on.
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Yes? What's that?
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Do you want your last check
mailed to your home address?
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I'll have you know
that I have direct deposit.
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Still walking.
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Here I go.
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Out the door.
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Across... the threshold.
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Walking through
the hallway.
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Past reception.
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I'm now... now making it
towards the stairs.
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I begin my descent!
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Good afternoon,
brilliant educators!
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How are you liking the staff?
Aren't they great?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I, um, I need to talk
to you about something.
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Can it wait? I've got
to deal with a situation.
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Jaden brought
his mom's "microphone"
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to show-and-tell today.
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Turns out, it has
three different settings
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and is not a microphone.
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Oh! Wow.
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Oh. Okay.
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Sure, sure. I-It can wait.
Okay. See you later.
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Oh, Principal Johnson.
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Love, love,
love your dress.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's an oldie but a goodie.
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So, how's everybody
doing today?
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Oh, fine.
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Or, as Principal Barbie would
say, "I'm super-duper great."
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:
It's an oldie but a goodie.
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I'm so sunny and bright
in my peasant dresses
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and I have glitter
coming out of my butt.
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Well, howdy-doody!
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I know how to milk cows
because I'm from Wyoming.
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Michigan!
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She's from Michigan.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, yes, I'm sure.
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Because she's my best friend,
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and she can rock
a peasant dress, thank you.
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Are you spying on us?
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Ain't nobody spying on you.
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But if you think
I'm going to stand here
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and let you talk
about my best friend,
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you got another think coming.
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And Tammy, I wouldn't be
talking about people
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with those eyelashes
looking like a spider
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took a dump on my eyelids.
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Mm...
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Mm-mm.
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Ah. Aha.
259
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:
Please don't.
260
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,624
Do you want to sit here
and play your brother?
261
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,727
I'm already
playing my brother.
262
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,529
Yeah. Here we go.
263
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,797
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
264
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,565
Yeah, yeah.
265
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,200
Oh, hey, Dave.
266
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,136
Hey.
Hey, how'd it go with Gregory?
267
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:12,539
Well, I did exactly what
you told me to do. I walked.
268
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,808
My man!
269
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,744
I walked out the door,
down the hall,
270
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,246
out to my car
and now I'm here.
271
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,348
Without a job.
272
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:23,951
Wait. What?
273
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,385
Dave, you quit your job?
274
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:28,188
Oh, no, no, no.
I thought I was negotiating.
275
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:31,224
It wasn't until I got to my car
that I realized...
276
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,793
I had quit.
277
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,764
But the "walk" always works.
278
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:40,233
Hey, Dave, man. Uh, I know how
you feel. Not that long ago,
279
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,634
I had quit my job,
280
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,470
but now I have my dream job.
281
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,538
Yeah, look, I got my dream job.
282
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,440
And now I've lost it.
283
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,509
I don't know what
I'm gonna tell Gemma.
284
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,878
Look, hold on, hold--
285
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:53,346
No one's gonna say anything
to anybody.
286
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,015
I'll think of something.
287
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,785
All right. Well,
I'm gonna walk home.
288
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,853
Because that's
what I do now.
289
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,422
I walk.
290
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,358
David...
291
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,797
Oh, man, I got to fix this.
292
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,531
I feel horrible.
293
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,167
I really blew this
for Dave.
294
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,536
Hey, Pop?
295
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,339
I know this isn't
a good time, but, uh...
296
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,809
Oh.
297
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,610
...checkmate.
298
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,682
You boys are not going
to believe this.
299
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,084
Mom!
300
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,386
You know, you could knock.
Why?
301
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,389
We could have been
doing anything in here.
302
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,859
Like what?
303
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:39,960
And "we"?
304
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,229
Will you two be quiet?
305
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,363
Look, I need your help.
306
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,432
Oh, no, Mama.
What did you do?
307
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,600
Well, those teachers started
talking about Gemma again
308
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,837
and I kind of went off on them.
309
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,705
What level of "kind of"?
310
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,174
I couldn't help it.
311
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,443
And now Gemma sent me
a text. "See me."
312
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,245
She's going to want me
to apologize.
313
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:01,148
Well, Ma, kind of sounds
like an apology is in order.
314
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,316
After what they said?
Whose side are you on?
315
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,152
They were talking smack
about Gemma.
316
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,719
You got to stick to your guns.
317
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,156
Stick to my guns?
You sound crazy.
318
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,690
You want me to lose my job?
319
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,459
I love working with those kids.
320
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,663
You know what? I don't know
why I come to y'all for help.
321
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,072
When are we going to learn?
322
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,874
Never get in the middle
of an argument
323
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,641
between our mama
and our mama.
324
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:34,014
Let me begin by saying
I'm sorry for not telling you
325
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,149
that Mrs. Butler was
a personal friend.
326
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,585
She objected to things
that were said about me.
327
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,321
I get it, people need
to blow off steam.
328
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,790
I don't know what was said,
and I don't need to know.
329
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:47,094
Now, Mrs. Butler, would you
like to say something?
330
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,096
Um, yeah, thanks.
Mm-hmm.
331
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,532
Sorry.
332
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,737
Could you elaborate?
333
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,774
So sorry.
334
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,747
Tina. If you can't be sincere,
what are we doing here?
335
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,717
Sincerity would be nice.
336
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,619
Oh, you want sincere?
337
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,688
Oh, oh. Okay.
That's what we're doing? Okay.
338
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,424
Well, in that case,
339
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,726
I sincerely apologize
340
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,929
for losing it when I heard
y'all talking trash
341
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,430
about my best friend,
342
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,266
saying that she had glitter
coming out of her ass.
343
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,300
That's what you said?
344
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,937
That's what, that's what it was.
345
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,338
We accept your apology.
346
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,506
He-he said
the glitter thing. Oh...
347
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,843
And I apologize,
348
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,445
from the bottom of my heart,
349
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,812
for going off on y'all
350
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,982
when y'all called her
"Principal Barbie"
351
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,385
behind her back, like
little two-faced cowards.
352
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,188
You know, Gemma, you're right.
353
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,123
I like being sincere.
354
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,628
Principal Barbie?
355
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,629
I'm sorry.
356
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,865
We didn't mean
anything by it.
357
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,534
You know what? I embrace it.
358
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,804
Barbie's been an astronaut,
a veterinarian,
359
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,574
a Mountie, and lives
in a Malibu dream house.
360
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,977
As far as I'm concerned,
she's a boss.
361
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,113
Like me.
362
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,781
Your boss.
363
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,651
You have bus duty all next week.
364
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,488
Tootles!
365
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,197
Now that was a read.
366
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,465
It was? Like a Tina read?
Mm-hmm.
367
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,401
No, no. A Gemma read.
368
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,469
But still, admit it:
you feel better.
369
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,570
I guess I do.
See?
370
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,273
But Tina, we
can't do this again.
371
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,375
How about we agree, "What
happens in the teachers' lounge
372
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,077
stays in the lounge"?
373
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,412
Oh, that's fine.
374
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,779
Because now that
I told them off,
375
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,782
they're gonna keep
your name out of their mouths.
376
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,754
You learned nothing,
but thank you.
377
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:03,063
Well, hello, fellow coworkers.
378
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,033
It's the taco bar
down at the cafeteria.
379
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,135
Yummy.
380
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,936
Has anybody seen Gregory?
381
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:10,937
He's in his office.
382
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,105
Oh, good.
383
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,841
Other way.
384
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,044
Oh, of course.
385
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,911
Tacos on the brain, man.
386
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,083
Wait...
How'd you get in here?
387
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,351
Where's your badge?
Oh!
388
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,486
Uh, uh, have it on
my person this time.
389
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,121
That's David Johnson's.
390
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:31,858
Uh, yeah, but the scanner
downstairs doesn't know that.
391
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,194
Had all the
privileges of a white man.
392
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,828
Got right on in.
393
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,566
Phillip! Deactivate
David Johnson's badge.
394
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,667
No, hold on.
395
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,335
Look, hear me out first.
396
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,870
But before you do that,
397
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:47,274
why don't you enjoy this
nice mocha latte? It's on me.
398
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,209
I'm lactose intolerant.
399
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,914
Bit I bet you're not
allergic to $2 million.
400
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,617
Is that a winning ticket?
401
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,352
Who knows? I mean, could be.
402
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,521
But you gotta be in it
to win it.
403
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,791
Now, let me put this
on your person.
404
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,995
What do you want?
405
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,565
Look, I want you to give
my friend Dave his job back.
406
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,101
Oh, I didn't fire David.
407
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,503
He was the one who,
to use his own word, walked.
408
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,371
Well, actually, you know,
409
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,872
that was my word.
410
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:24,844
Which, in my defense, is usually
a pretty good strategy.
411
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:28,448
You ever try to buy fruit
from the side of the highway?
412
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,816
I'm a diabetic.
413
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,019
Uh...
414
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,254
Listen,
415
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,123
Dave didn't want to walk.
416
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,290
He loves this job,
417
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,691
and I know you'll never find
418
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:39,959
a better man for it.
419
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,162
I just gave him some bad...
See? See?
420
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:45,265
Calvin, will you show him my ID?
It's fine, Maurice.
421
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,899
Yeah, that's right,
it is fine, Maurice.
422
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,801
And next time, don't be
so quick with the Taser.
423
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,142
Malcolm told me
you were coming down here.
424
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,577
But, Calvin, this is something
I need to do myself.
425
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,546
Well, good luck
getting your job back.
426
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,048
This guy's allergic
to everything.
427
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,787
Hey, Gregory.
428
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,622
Uh, look, my friend here...
429
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,324
he means well.
430
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,226
Gives me a hard time for being
too much of a people pleaser,
431
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,795
which I know
some people find annoying.
432
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,198
I'm "some people."
433
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,735
Look, Gregory, I love this job.
434
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,372
I care about vets
because I am a vet,
435
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,606
which makes me more qualified
436
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,642
than anyone else
in this department.
437
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,478
I deserve this job
438
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,447
and I think I deserve the raise
439
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,716
that should have come with it.
440
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,019
David, I would love
441
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,488
to give you the raise,
but you know the government...
442
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,290
I-I do,
I do know the government.
443
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,926
And I also know that there is
wiggle room in any negotiation.
444
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,895
I mean, that's why the taco bar
445
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,365
now offers flour
and corn tortillas.
446
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:59,806
That's true. A lifesaver
for the gluten-sensitive.
447
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,111
I suppose
I could free up some money
448
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:08,215
if I reclassify your position.
449
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,418
Make you liaison to
the assistant division director
450
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,821
instead of assistant to the
divisional director's liaison.
451
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,892
Is that not the same thing?
452
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,629
Not even close.
453
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,231
I'll take that promotion.
454
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,698
Thank you.
Well, hey, uh,
455
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,235
Gregory? Since you're
in such a giving mood,
456
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:32,004
how about giving my man here
a better parking spot?
457
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,341
If you leave, I will do that.
458
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,510
Then I am walking.
459
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,346
What would you do
without me, man?
460
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,513
Mic drop!
Mic-- No!
461
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,649
Oh. Oh.
462
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,384
Sorry.
463
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,020
Aw, there's lactose everywhere.
464
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,526
Ah, look at this.
465
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:58,265
Thanks, man.
Picture of me and my bestie.
466
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,832
Oh, yeah.
467
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,502
Actually, I want Gregory
468
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,771
to see this every time
he comes in here.
469
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,640
That way he knows
if he messes with Dave,
470
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,976
he messes with me.
471
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,714
Oh, good.
472
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,082
Your friend's back.
473
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,051
With his pass on his person.
474
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,020
I need those reports, David.
475
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,491
Yeah.
You know, actually,
he prefers Dave.
476
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:25,958
I prefer David.
477
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,760
I respond to both.
478
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,095
No, Dave.
479
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:32,465
You do not have to please
anyone but yourself.
480
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,733
You're right.
481
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:37,537
Um, Gregory, I prefer Dave.
482
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,671
Fine.
483
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,707
Dave.
484
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,241
Cal.
485
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,677
What the hell
that man just call me?
486
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,045
You heard me, C-Money!
487
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:49,181
Oh, this is not
about to be a thing.
488
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,919
I think he's warming up to you. Cal.
489
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,587
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