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This is a first.
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Empty service bay available.
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Yeah, it happens.
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You know, usually,
when I bring my car in,
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I have to leave it
out on the street.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
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'Cause you're
so busy.
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Yup.
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Not today, though.
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No, not today.
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You want to talk
about it?
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I do not.
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You know
I can't do that.
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All right, look, fine.
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Business isn't what
it used to be.
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And it's not just the
competition from the big chains,
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it's all these new cars.
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They don't have driveshafts
and differentials,
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it's just motherboards
and chips.
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It's like riding around
in a big-ass iPad.
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Well...
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would you like some
constructive criticism?
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Oh... Lord.
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Look, this place
is a little old-school.
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I mean, you don't
even have free Wi-Fi.
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Yes, I do.
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It's from the Thai place
next door.
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The password
is "padthai22."
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They tried to change it,
but I figured it out.
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Okay.
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Have you ever noticed
one of those businesses
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that has a sticker
in the window that reads,
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"People love us
on Yelp"?
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Yeah, but why would I care
about some sticker?
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Well, because your customers
care about them.
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I use the site
all the time.
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In fact, I have
Elite reviewer status,
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not to brag.
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Don't worry,
you didn't.
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Okay, think about this,
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would Tina
ever read a book
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that didn't have
an Oprah sticker on it?
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Hell no.
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How would she know
if the book is good?
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Ah...
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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"Since 1989,
Calvin Butler
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"has been Pasadena's
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"most sought-after
mechanic.
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There has even been
talk of a statue."
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Whoa, check you out, Pop.
What?
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You building a Yelp page.
Man, that's pretty ambitious
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for a man of your, uh...
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...vintage.
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Well, I'll have you know
that I'm actually
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pretty good
with technology.
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See, I got this cool picture
of the shop.
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All I have to do is get it off
my phone and onto my computer,
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which is easy
because, uh...
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Just let me do it.
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Oh, I like that idea.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Hey, man,
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I've been thinking,
we should go out
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for a night on the town
this week,
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like back in the day.
Butler boys.
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Oh, yeah, that's
interesting.
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You know, since the day
you met Necie,
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you have asked me to hang out
a total of zero times.
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But now that she's out of town,
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suddenly,
I'm not invisible anymore.
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I know, I know.
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I've been
a bad brother.
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Yeah.
It's just so weird
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with Necie being gone.
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I don't know what
to do with myself, man.
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For the last six months,
I've been, you know,
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busy... every night.
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Yes, I know.
I can hear the shrieking.
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Thank God Necie
is quiet.
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Good Lord, yuck.
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I see your yuck,
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and raise you a...
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Okay, it has been a minute
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since I hit the clubs.
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We should take two
separate cars 'cause, uh,
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you know how
your boy does.
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No, we don't.
Let's keep it that way.
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Here, Pops,
your picture is uploaded.
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Ah, cool. All right.
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And...
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Calvin's Yelp page
is ready to launch.
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All right.
This is exciting.
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Okay, ten... nine...
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eight...
And post.
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Dad,
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you got to respect
the countdown, man.
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Marty, I ain't got
time to waste.
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I'm trying to get me a sticker.
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So...
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you about ready
to close that thing?
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Almost.
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You know, writing a
Yelp review is tricky.
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There's a fine line between rave
and going over the top.
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Oh, there's also
a fine line between
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sex and me
going to sleep.
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Stay with me, baby.
I'm almost done.
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Just give him
five stars
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and take
your pants off.
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Look, you know,
it's not that simple.
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I take the integrity of my
Yelp reviews very seriously.
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There are legions
of Yelpers out there
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who have come to trust
the reviews of "Dave J."
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That is 100%
in your head.
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Is it?
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I gave one star to a bike shop
that bent my frame.
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36 people found
that review "helpful."
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That bike shop
is now a dentist office.
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Mmm. That kind of power
is a turn-on.
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Is it?
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No, but it's 11:15, so
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yes.
O-Okay.
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CHILDREN (singing off-key):
* This little light of ♪
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♪ Mine ♪
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♪ I'm gonna let it... *
Ugh.
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Hey, Tina. Thanks
for picking me up.
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What in the Fergie's national
anthem is going on in there?
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It's the after-school
music program.
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We lost our music teacher
last year,
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so the biology teacher
is filling in.
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Well, what, is he dissecting
a live goat in there?
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It's not that bad.
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Okay, it's terrible. Mm.
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I'm looking to hire
someone new,
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but it's a really hard
position to fill.
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I need someone
who can sing and dance
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and has the charisma
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to inspire the kids.
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And pretty.
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Gemma, how gullible
do you think I am?
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What? Why would you--
Wh-Wh-What?
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: "Hey, T.
Thanks for picking me up.
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Meet me in front
of multipurpose room three."
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You knew damn well I was gonna
walk in and hear all that mess.
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Whoa. You think--
Wh-- Uh, what?
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Will you do it?
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Gemma, you know I've got
my cupcake business and...
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But it's only a couple
of afternoons a week.
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But you know what?
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I shouldn't have
put you on the spot.
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Yeah, you
shouldn't have.
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Oh, hi, Miss Tina. Hey.
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I wasn't expecting
to see you here.
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Can we
go home, Mom?
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I'm sad.
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This is making all the kids
fall out of love
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with music. Oh.
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The only thing worse than
that singing is y'all's acting.
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I'll take that
as a yes.
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All right.
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Mm-hmm. Mm...
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Mm-hmm...
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So...?
It's good, right?
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No, it's great.
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Real rave. Five stars.
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Happy to do it.
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There's one line
in here that,
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uh, you know,
threw me off a little.
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"Don't be put off
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"by the owner's
prickly exterior,
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you'll come to realize
he's a great guy."
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Yeah.
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Why-why did you call me
"prickly"?
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Well, the takeaway is
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"great guy."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
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but before that it's "prickly."
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Okay, look, Calvin, don't
take this as an insult, but,
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you know, I didn't want my
followers to come in and be...
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caught off guard by your...
strong personality.
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But, again, "great guy."
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I appreciate
the review, Dave,
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but, come on, I'm not prickly.
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Oh, I agree, Pop.
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You're not prickly.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, that's not
the right word.
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It's more like... cantankerous.
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Testy.
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Cranky.
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Ooh, you know,
I considered cranky.
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Ah.
Ooh, you know what?
I got it:
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obstreperous.
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Oh, yeah. Obstreperous.
No, no, no, no.
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I am not obstreperous.
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I'm the opposite.
I am very streperous.
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Calvin, you know, you're
only focusing on the negative.
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Look at this.
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18 thumbs up for Dave J.
I'm killing it.
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But the important
thing is-is
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I'm bringing eyeballs
to your site.
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Yes, and all the eyeballs
are agreeing with you.
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"The owner is definitely
on the prickly side."
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Oh, ooh, oh, look at,
"Watch out for Mr. Grumpy."
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Look, these are all
five-star reviews, though.
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This is how
you earn the sticker.
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Ooh, "crusty."
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Ooh, yup, yup.
"Crotchety."
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♪ Oh, freedom *
* Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom *
: * Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom... *
Stop.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Okay.
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William, Phoebe, I think
you two will be happier
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in the rhythm section.
We all will.
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Okay, now, let's take it back
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to the top.
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♪ Oh, freedom ♪
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: * Freedom, freedom *
* Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom *
* Freedom... ♪
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Stop!
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Ugh, Grover,
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you are croaking
like a frog. Stand up.
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I need for you to sing
from your diaphragm, okay?
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We're gonna take you up
an octave, Froggy, all right?
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♪ Ah *
* Ah ♪
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♪ Ah, ah *
* Ah ♪
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♪ Ah... *
Yes!
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That's your
sweet spot, Kermit.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
don't laugh.
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Some of y'all
sound like
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you got your fingers
slammed in a car door.
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Let's go. Again.
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This is gonna take a week?
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Well, it wouldn't
take a week
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if you ever
changed your oil.
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Man, you sound like
my father.
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Well, I am not your father
because, if I was,
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I'd take your car
and give you a bike.
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Now take that
to your real daddy.
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So, Calvin, just curious,
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how do you think that guy's
feeling right now?
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Probably stupid
for not changing his oil.
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Okay, you know what,
uh, let me rephrase.
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What do you think that guy's
gonna say on Yelp?
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"Five stars"?
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"Guy reminds me of my father"?
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Come on, Dave, come on,
don't-don't get in my head
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about this.
Well, I don't want to,
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but with Yelp comes
tremendous responsibility.
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I don't want
the responsibility,
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I just want the sticker.
255
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,434
You have to earn the sticker.
256
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,937
Now, it's not
that not hard.
257
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,972
You just got to add
a little bit of sunshine.
258
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:15,342
Now, I've taken the liberty of
making you a little cheat sheet.
259
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,545
Here, "Number one,
ask them how they're doing,
260
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:19,947
i.e. how their day is."
261
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:23,383
Their day is terrible.
Their car's broken.
262
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,818
Ugh.
263
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,320
Calvin, come on,
just try it out.
264
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,323
All right,
I'll give it a shot,
265
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,192
man.
Okay, look.
266
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,493
Yeah, all right.
267
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,829
Hello. Welcome
to Calvin's Pit Stop.
268
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:39,066
How are you today?
I'd really like to know.
269
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,808
Hey.
270
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,343
Hello, again. How are you?
271
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,446
I need to dump some used
motor oil. Where do I put it?
272
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,882
I'll tell you
where you can put it.
273
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,017
You can put it...
274
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,322
Look, I'm sorry, but we only
do that for our customers.
275
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:06,326
But the recycling center is just
a mile up Lincoln in Altadena.
276
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,028
It's a lovely drive, by the way.
277
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,262
All right, fine.
278
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:14,001
Be sure to love us on Yelp.
279
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,302
Man...
280
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,636
You see that...
281
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,938
Calvin, that showed
amazing restraint.
282
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,874
It sure did.
Did you hear him?
Yeah.
283
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,109
"I want
to recycle my oil."
284
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,311
You know what?
I was about to recycle...
285
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,579
Hey, hello.
286
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,181
Welcome to Calvin's Pit Stop.
287
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,418
How can I turn
your Monday a fun day?
288
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,320
Nailed it.
289
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,894
So, I wanted
to show you
290
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,296
what I'm gonna do
with my class tomorrow.
291
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,198
Nobody can teach the difference
292
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,500
between major
and minor keys like
293
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,070
Stevie Wonder.
294
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,538
Ooh. Whew.
295
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,908
This is gonna blow
their little unformed minds.
296
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,576
That's awesome.
297
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,479
You're doing a great job.
It's just...
298
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,514
these kids are
pretty sheltered,
299
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,450
and I'm afraid
you're being a
300
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,353
teensy bit... blunt.
301
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,955
Yup. That's me.
302
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,223
Yeah.
303
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,658
And that's great.
304
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,693
It's just, maybe you're
a little too blunt.
305
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:17,230
Just a teensy weensy bit.
306
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,466
Okay, so let me
get this straight.
307
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,235
I'm being
"a teensy weensy bit...
308
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,503
too blunt"?
309
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,772
Just try to remember
they're children.
310
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,942
Children with parents who aren't
shy about calling the principal.
311
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,243
But, again,
312
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,646
you're doing great,
so great.
313
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,149
So great, but too blunt, huh?
314
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,251
Just an eensy, teensy,
weensy bit.
315
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,553
And pretty, so pretty.
316
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,759
Whoo! Oh, man!
317
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,595
Man, it's been
a long time.
318
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,130
Last time
I was out like this,
319
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,966
I was a desperate single guy,
striking out with hot women.
320
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,803
Well, it's a grind
out here, man.
321
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,006
You know, you are lucky
you are not on the hunt anymore.
322
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,274
Hey, what can I say, baby?
I'm a lucky man.
323
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,410
Yeah, right.
324
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,714
I am in your way. Forgive me.
325
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:11,551
Oh, don't worry.
I'll find a way to squeeze in.
326
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,092
What the hell was that?
What?
327
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,029
She was hitting
on you, man.
328
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,664
No, really?
Yes, really.
329
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,699
Save my spot.
330
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,269
At all costs. Okay.
331
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,139
This spot right here?
Okay, I got it.
Mm-hmm.
332
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,477
You're dancing
with me.
333
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,247
Who are you?
334
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,682
I don't know.
335
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,956
Uh-oh.
336
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,025
Baby, why are you frowning?
337
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,760
I can't help it, bae.
338
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:57,297
I've been fake-smiling all day.
339
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,899
It's like my face
been doing squats.
340
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,570
But, apparently,
that's what you have to do
341
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,139
if I want to get
one of these Yelp stickers.
342
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:10,243
I mean, God forbid I look
at somebody the wrong way,
343
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,445
and they write a bad review.
344
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,914
Well, that's ridiculous, Calvin.
345
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,516
Your customers
have always loved you.
346
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,085
I know.
347
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,586
So what if
I'm prickly?
348
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,389
I am who I am. Exactly.
349
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,723
You know,
like today,
350
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,692
Gemma told me that
I was too blunt.
351
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,260
What's wrong with blunt?
352
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,595
Nothing.
353
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,863
It's not my job
to lie to those kids.
354
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,932
They need honesty
if they're gonna do better.
355
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,702
You know what,
if we are guilty of anything,
356
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,370
it's that
we care too much.
357
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,805
Boom.
358
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,909
I actually like
your bluntness.
359
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,745
Mm.
You are a strong,
blunt woman.
360
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:46,946
Mm-hmm.
361
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,449
And I like that
you're prickly, you know?
362
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,051
That means
you don't take any crap.
363
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,821
You mess with a porcupine,
your behind's gonna get pricked.
364
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,758
You see, that's why
we are a great couple.
365
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,361
Mm. That's right,
that's right.
366
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,630
Um, baby,
may I be blunt?
367
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,466
I wish that you would.
368
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,735
I want to take you
to the bedroom
369
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:12,505
and do 17 nasty
things to you.
370
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:13,973
Seventeen?
371
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,878
Ooh, can we do nine
and get some rest?
372
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,716
No? Well, how about I lay
there, and we can do 12?
373
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,565
Valerie! Valerie.
374
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,468
Valerie, I...
I'm an engaged man.
375
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,603
A very, very flattered
engaged man.
376
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,172
Okay.
377
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,009
I feel like a piece of meat,
378
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,212
but I did get a free margatini.
379
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,914
I figured it out.
380
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,050
You know, it all
makes sense now.
381
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,852
See, it used to be,
in situations like this, you...
382
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,089
you always had an air
of desperation about you.
383
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,557
Yeah, no argument there.
384
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,893
But now that
you have a fiancée,
385
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,661
it is totally different.
386
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,663
You see,
the desperation is gone.
387
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,599
You're loose
and-and funny,
388
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,634
and you are not even
trying at all.
389
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:15,835
Why didn't I have
this superpower
390
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,104
when I could've enjoyed it?
391
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,172
That is the irony,
my brother.
392
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,242
You only have it
because you don't need it.
393
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,644
You know, this is fun,
man, but...
394
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,913
I am over this dating scene.
395
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,082
got to be honest,
lil' bro...
396
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,385
...I envy what you have
with Necie.
397
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,521
Aw, man.
398
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,656
You know, if you want
to find the one,
399
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,158
you got to meet her
somewhere, right?
400
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,460
Yeah.
Let me
401
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,095
use my powers for good.
402
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,730
What do you mean?
403
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,998
Excuse me, miss.
404
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,135
Do you like Idris Elba?
Yes, I do.
405
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,238
Okay, well, what if Idris
was younger, more athletic,
406
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,506
and had a job coaching baseball
at one of the most prestigious
407
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,108
universities in
Southern California?
408
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,409
Whoa, you do?
409
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,910
No, girl. Look at me.
410
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,382
No, I struck out at kickball,
and I'm engaged, but...
411
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,952
...this is my brother,
and he is a catch.
412
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,887
Hey, I'm Malcolm.
413
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,289
Six two.
414
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,591
Hi, Malcolm. Uh, come sit
with me and my friends.
415
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,294
Oh, I would love to.
416
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,795
Can you do
a British accent?
417
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,903
Oh, hey, Calvin.
418
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,606
So, you just wait out here?
419
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,176
Sometimes I do, yes.
420
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,012
What do you want?
Okay, well,
421
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,315
despite my intentions,
which were
422
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,350
very, very good...
423
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,018
I messed up.
424
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,954
What the hell?
425
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:45,225
So my rating went down
a half a star?
426
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,827
I know. Scroll down.
427
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,630
"The owner smiled
the whole time,
428
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,232
it was creepy."
429
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,035
Oh, and then
there's this one.
430
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,771
"Expect a lot
of mindless chitchat."
431
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,540
In my defense,
432
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,343
I happen to love
mindless chitchat.
433
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,745
You know, I should've
followed my instincts.
434
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,815
It just didn't feel right
being so nice.
435
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,419
I'm done, Dave.
436
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,086
I'm bringing back
old Calvin,
437
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,656
and if that doesn't give me
a sticker, then so be it.
438
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,258
No, y-you are getting
that sticker
439
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,460
because you're
a great mechanic.
440
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,195
Look, you were getting
nothing but five stars
441
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,663
until I started getting
in your head.
442
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:24,964
You're damn right I was.
443
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,833
Yes, you were, and you want
to know why?
444
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,302
Because people
love Prickly Calvin.
445
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,572
I love
Prickly Calvin.
446
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,607
I know you do.
447
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,776
Now get the hell out of my way.
448
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,447
Hey, Calvin.
449
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,983
Welcome back.
450
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,293
♪ Freedom ♪
451
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,295
♪ Freedom *
* Oh, freedom ♪
452
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,929
♪ Freedom ♪
453
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,332
♪ Freedom *
* Oh, freedom ♪
454
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,335
♪ Freedom, freedom *
* Freedom ♪
455
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,003
♪ Oh, freedom, oh, freedom ♪
456
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:07,106
♪ Freedom. ♪
457
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,009
Yes! I love it.
458
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,279
That was almost beautiful.
459
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,048
You little germ buckets
can sing.
460
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,752
All right, give me some,
give me some, give me some.
461
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:23,590
Okay, okay, now,
run me my props.
462
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,792
I think that's what
I'm about to do.
463
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,095
Tina, I'm blown away.
464
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,264
Oh, of course you are.
And by the way?
465
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,099
Five more kids
showed up this week,
466
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,967
and two of them
can actually sing.
467
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,571
That's great.
Uh-huh.
468
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,206
Look, Gemma, I, um,
469
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,108
I know you're in
a tough position,
470
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,976
but... I got to be me.
471
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,712
And I want you to be.
472
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,447
If I'm gonna be good at my job,
473
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,148
I've got to hire
the best people... Mm.
474
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,583
...and you are the best. Mm.
475
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,419
You can be as blunt
as you want to be.
476
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,287
Good.
'Cause those pants
477
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,988
aren't doing your butt
any favors.
478
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,764
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