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♪
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Hey, hon, do we have
any more crackers?
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It's 4:00-- my morning sickness
is rude as hell.
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Sorry, I ate 'em all.
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I've been having a touch
of morning sickness myself.
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Really, hon?
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Because I'm the one
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who's been literally growing
a human being
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for the past seven weeks.
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But, you know,
by all means, eat up.
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You are such an as...
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Astonishingly
thoughtful husband?
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I'll give you that.
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Now give me the crackers.
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I also got you some applesauce
and ginger tea.
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I remember how sick you were
with Grover.
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You are so sweet.
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[chuckles]
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What's wrong?Well, I remember how sick
you were with Grover.
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So, how's your
family research going?
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Oh, my-- this Find Your Way
DNA website is amazing.
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It turns out there's
a whole world inside of my spit.
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But, you know, I have
a sixth cousin once removed
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who lives right here
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in California.
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His name is Terry B. Davis.
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Look at this guy.
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GEMMA:
Oh!
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He's African American!
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I know.
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Kind of, uh,
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explains my dance moves, huh?
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Calm down, Dave.
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Let's not bring our milkshakes
to the yard just yet.
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I got to go tell Calvin.
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I am Black and I am proud.
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And I'm gonna say it out loud.
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Please don't go over there
bugging Calvin.
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Gemma, Calvin's my best friend.
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How could I ever bug him?
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Why are you bugging me now,
Dave?
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Calvin...
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look at this handsome fella.
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That's my cousin Terry.
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If he says that he's
a Nigerian prince
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and needs a small investment
to free up his millions,
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don't do it.
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Wait a minute. You're related
to Terry B. Davis?
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Yeah. That "B"
stands for Butler.
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No.
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That "B" stands
for "blessed."
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Calvin, we're related.
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Say what, now?
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Whoa, whoa, hold...
Let-let me see that.
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Oh, wow, Dad, it's true.
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And if Terry
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is Dave's cousin...
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And he's also
your cousin...
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That means
you are...
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Hopefully adopted.
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Bring it in, cuz!
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey.
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I thought you were not
going over to bug Calvin.
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Ha. We are family--
I'm allowed to bug.
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What?
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Yeah, we just figured out
we're related.
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Oh, no.
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We ain't figured
out nothing yet.
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Oh, Tina, you've always felt
like family to me.
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Aw. Same here, Gemma.
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You're my sister
from another mister.
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Aw, you're my siz
from another wiz.
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That sounds nasty.
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Sorry, that sounded
way less gross in my head.
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[laughs]
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You know, this ancestry stuff,
this isn't science.
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It's voodoo.
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It's about as legit
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as getting your fortune
out of a cookie.
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Well, Pop,
my fortune cookie told me
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my future was gonna be
a whole lot brighter.
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Maybe it meant whiter.
[laughing]
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Welcome to the family,
Cousin Dave.
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Dad, actually, these websites
are usually based on DNA,
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and there's nothing
more science-ier than DNA.
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"More science-ier"?
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Mm-hmm.
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Go get your diploma.
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They owe me a refund.
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No, no.
If you look real close,
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you can see that Dave and Pop
kind of favor each other.
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Look at Pop.
He got two eyes.
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Now look at Dave.
He got two eyes, too!
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No, you know what?
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No, I'm gonna get to
the bottom of this.
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I don't need DNA.
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I have a Aunt Desiray, who knows
all the family secrets.
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Yeah, she may be old, but
that bourbon keeps her sharp.
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Remember when she told us
about Uncle Gus's secret family
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that he was hiding
from his side family,
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and then the real family
found out at the funeral.
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Caused another funeral.
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♪
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Hey, why aren't you laying
down, eating bonbons,
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and watching Tamron Hall
like any sane pregnant woman?
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I wish.
I have to make cupcakes
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for Grover's Scout troop,
but-but every time
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I crack an egg I get nauseous,
and this recipe
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calls for 12 eggs.Mm.
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So that'd be a barfer's dozen?
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[laughing]
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All right, well, okay,
all right, well, let me help.
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You know,
I could whup up some cupcakes
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that'd make you want
to slap your mama.
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The only mamas I want to slap
are those judgy troop moms.
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Is it that serious?
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Yes. If I don't hit it out
of the park with these cupcakes,
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I'd never be able to show
my face at SoulCycle again.
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You poor thing.
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It ain't easy being white,
is it?
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You have no idea.
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♪
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So, Auntie, we
invited you here
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to get some family
information.
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We were wondering,
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are we related
to any Johnsons?
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Oh, boy, we Black.
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We're related to
a lot of Johnsons.
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Well, I meant
any white Johnsons.
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Come to think of it,
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back when our family was
in Tuscaloosa,
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a Black Butler-- who
happened to be a butler--
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had relations with
a white Johnson.
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Thankfully, he
skipped town,
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'cause when that
baby come out,
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no doubt
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there was some
Butler in him.
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That's not good.
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A-And that boy was
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your great-grandfather
Cofedelius.
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Wow, Pop.
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So the DNA was right.
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Damn.
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I amrelated to Dave.
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Ah, yes!
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Science wins again.
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♪
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TINA:
Welcome, new family members
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to our first official
family dinner.
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["We Are Family" playing]
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♪ We are family
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♪ I got all my
brothers with me. ♪
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What do you think, Calvin?
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Throwing it back, old-school.
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Yeah, I'm thinking
about pulling an Uncle Gus
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and starting a new family.
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Calvin, how come
you have not responded
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to the family group chat
I started?
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Because I left that chat,
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just like I'm about to leave
this one.
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Can I take that for you?
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What? You don't think I'm
strong enough to hold a dish?
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Oh, I forgot
my pregnant woman policy:
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"Step away until Labor Day."
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Ooh, hey, guys.
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Hey, check this out.
I did more research online
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into our family history.
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Ah, yeah, we're listening,
Cousin Dave.
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It turns out
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both sides of our family own
several plots of land together.
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Oh, what? Really?
We were land barons?
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Yeah, yeah.
Look at that.
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In Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
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Hey, you know, uh, Aunt Desiray
was talking about Tuscaloosa.
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She said that
my great-grandfather
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Cofedelius had land there.
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Really? What happened to it?
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No one knows.
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All the family says is that
after he lost his land,
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he became an alcoholic.
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Uh, well, that's because
at the turn of the century,
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the banks made it impossible
for certain people to own land.
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Mm-hmm. You know
what that mean.
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Black people.
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[chuckles]
Uh, well, hold on.
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Not necessarily.
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No, yeah, he's right.
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It's Black people.
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Oh. And Native Americans
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and Chinese.
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I'm gonna stop scrolling.
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Yeah, these records show
that Dave's side of the family
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got the land from our side.
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How much did they pay for it?
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Ooh, uh, perhaps I should
substitute the word "got"
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with "stole."
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Wait-wait-wait-wait.
So you're telling me
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Dave's family stole
from your family?
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Yes, Gemma,
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that is exactly
what they're saying.
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So, you know that Weedwacker
you borrowed three weeks ago?
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I'm gonna need that back,
plus about $7 million.
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♪
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All right, fam, come eat.
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Hey!Hey, babe,
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you remember
how my Aunt Desiray
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was talking about my
great-grandfather Cofedelius?
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Oh, yeah, he was a mean drunk.
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Mm-hmm, you'd be mean, too,
if your name was Cofedelius.
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The point is,
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is that he didn't start drinking
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till after his land was stolen.
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Well, who stole it?
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It was
Dave's great-great-grandfather.
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Oh, Lord. We're gonna
need more than chicken
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to get us through
this dinner.
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Nothing for me.
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I'm just gonna eat
my purse crackers.
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Let us pray.
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Dear Lord, thank you
for bringing us together
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and blessing this food,
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and thank you for not
letting Dave steal it. Amen.
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Okay, all right, you know what?
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I deserve that.
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No, you don't, Dave.
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To be fair, you
didn't steal anything.
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Exactly.
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His family did.
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Dave just benefited
from the racist laws
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that gave his family land
that contributed
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to the generational wealth
that was then passed down
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to make his life
a whole lot easier.
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To be fair,
I don't think that I received
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any generational wealth.
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Uh, look, Dave,
when you turned 16,
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did you get a car?
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Yeah, but it was a beat-up
bucket with 100,000 miles on it.
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Well, guess what I got.
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Every other weekend off,
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because I had a job!
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Did-did I mention
the car had no AC?
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Kalamazoo summers were very hot.
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So were cotton fields.
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Damn it, Malcolm,
I was just about to say that.
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I guess everybody's
just gonna steal from me today.
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♪
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Oh, hey.
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Gemma.[gasps]
What's going on?
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Glad you're awake.
I had a rough night.
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What's wrong, Dave?
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I just hate knowing
that my family was a part
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of America's racist past.
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I am sure Calvin
doesn't really blame you
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for crimes that were committed
hundreds of years ago.
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Oh, really?
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Every time we leave their house,
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Calvin always says,
"Good night, Dave."
260
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,427
Yesterday it was just...
261
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,864
"Night."
262
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,478
Trust me, Gemma, he is seething!
263
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,525
Give him time to process it.
264
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:43,180
Besides,
you can't change the past.
265
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,748
We can only work to fix
the future.
266
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,750
Raising Grover to be
an enlightened,
267
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,971
anti-racist human is
a major part of that.
268
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:54,191
And teaching him
to put the seat down.
269
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,934
Or you could learn
to put the seat up. I mean...
270
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,153
Sorry, what?
271
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:05,986
If that's something that
you felt like you wanted to do.
272
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,598
Do you smell that?
273
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,165
[gasps]
My cupcakes!
274
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,168
Okay, d-don't panic.
275
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,560
They... they could still--
276
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,171
aah!-- they could
still taste good.
277
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,346
[groans]Okay.
278
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,870
Oh! Okay, time to panic.
279
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:23,351
Wha-What's wrong?[gasping]
280
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,745
It's burning!
281
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,531
[gasps]
Geez, I thought
this was margarine.
282
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,838
[grunts]I may have put wasabi in them.
283
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,145
You did. No "may."
284
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,843
You definitely did.
285
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,149
And wasabi's green, Gemma.
286
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:42,065
What kind of old margarine
are you okay with using?!
287
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,459
♪
288
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,722
All right, bye, babe.
289
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,986
What the hell, Dave?
290
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,249
Look, I'm sorry,
I just...
291
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,991
feel horrible about what
my family did to yours.
292
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,471
Well, you should.
293
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,255
Now I got to get to my shop.
294
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,823
Unless your family
stole that, too.
295
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,956
Look, I just...
296
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:06,437
How could they have been
so mean and coldhearted?
297
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,483
Well, it was the 1800s.
298
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,615
White folks didn't have
to pretend to be nice
299
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,356
to Black folks back then.
300
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,576
Just... first...
301
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,969
Okay, Dave, move,
302
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,709
before I forget
you're one of the good ones.
303
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,537
Just hear me out.
304
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:24,020
Now, I know I can't make up for
hundreds of years of oppression,
305
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,805
but please...[sighs]
306
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:29,243
consider these my attempt
at reparations.
307
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,681
Dave, I appreciate your offer,
308
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,075
but you can't make this right.
309
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,077
So you don't want
these Dodger tickets?
310
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,341
Second row,
behind home plate?
311
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,778
Oh.
312
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,868
Well, Idon't want 'em, but...
313
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,915
I'll accept them
on behalf of my ancestors.
314
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,178
What's that,
Great-Granddaddy?
315
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:54,268
We could also use
a parking pass?
316
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,314
♪
317
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,884
These aren't so bad.
318
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,581
[clacking]
319
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,892
What unholy nightmare is this?
320
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:13,026
Cupcakes never had
a chance, Miss Tina.
321
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,985
Had a good run, Mom.
Can't stay on top forever.
322
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,161
Just ask A-Rod.
323
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,772
[sighs]
324
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,252
Grover's troop meets in an hour.
325
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,298
I really thought
I could do it myself.
326
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:27,344
Mm, well, it's too bad
no one offered to help you.
327
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,129
Multiple times.
328
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,218
I know, and I appreciate it.
329
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,523
I just didn't want Grover
330
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,351
to think that
I'd be there for him any less
331
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,223
now that there's a new baby
on the way.
332
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,660
Look, I get it,
but accepting help doesn't mean
333
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,662
that you love him any less.
334
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,664
I guess you're right.
335
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,840
Okay, so I'm
officially asking.
336
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,712
Can I please get some
of your Black girl magic?
337
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,671
Oh, I thought you
would never ask.
338
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,020
[laughs]
339
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,717
Let's see what
we're working with.Okay.
340
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:55,329
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
341
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,721
Uh...
342
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:01,335
I still have baking chocolate,
flour, mayonnaise, and...
343
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,684
some Pop-Tarts.
344
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,512
That's it?
345
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:08,646
Oh. And some edible
strawberry massage oil
346
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,561
we got for our anniversary.
347
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,128
Ooh.
348
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,435
Strawberry massage oil.[laughs]
349
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:18,656
This is like
Fifty Shades of Hell's Kitchen.
350
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,224
♪
351
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,840
♪ Ooh, yeah.
352
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,512
Four dozen cupcakes?
353
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,471
Oh, you're a lifesaver!
354
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,951
With five minutes
to spare.
355
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,649
Black girl magic
delivered.
356
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:59,349
Is it me, or do they
look like little butts?
357
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,222
Does your little butt
want it or not?
358
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,397
Yes, I do.
359
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,051
Thank you, Miss Tina.
360
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:08,010
They smell like
strawberries.
361
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,491
Oh, well,
that is a chef's secret.
362
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:13,189
Mm-hmm.And your parents' secret, too.
363
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,974
♪
364
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,020
Mama!
365
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,675
Dave is power-washing
the driveway again.
366
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,242
Tell him to stop.
367
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,504
Yep, well, now
he's out there
368
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:24,635
weeding your roses.
369
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,508
Tell him after he's done.
370
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,815
[knocking]
371
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:32,774
[chuckles]: Hey.MARTY: Oh, hey.
372
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,036
Oh, how did it go?
373
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,777
Did they like my cupcakes?
374
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,474
Liked? They loved them!
375
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:40,347
I got a cooking badge,
and I didn't even make them!
376
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,045
Well, no surprise there.
377
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,178
My mama knows how
to put her foot in it.
378
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,789
Well, that Black
girl magic is real.
379
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,617
I even confessed
they were yours,
380
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,966
and nobody gave me the side-eye.
381
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,446
The troop moms
loved them so much,
382
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,404
they want to pay you
to bake some more.
383
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:58,060
Oh, well, I do love baking,
but I just do it as a hobby.
384
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,409
Cheryl's having a party
tomorrow,
385
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,629
and she wants to pay you
60 bucks a dozen
386
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:02,934
for five dozen.
387
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,153
Wait a minute.
388
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,762
[mumbles]
389
00:17:06,502 --> 00:17:09,028
That's halfway
to a Chanel brooch.
390
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,944
Well, looks like my hobby
just turned into a side hustle.
391
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,338
♪
392
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,301
[grunts]
393
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,217
Aah!
394
00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:29,831
Oof!
395
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,441
Gemma!
396
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,879
Somebody!
397
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,403
Help!
398
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,238
Aah!
[groans]
399
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,894
[groans]
400
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,680
Oh. Hey-hey, man.
401
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,464
You okay?
402
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,597
Yeah.
403
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,338
Little hurt, but, uh...
404
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,080
just paying for the sins
of my fathers, so...
405
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,344
What were you
doing up there?
406
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,085
I was cleaning your gutters.
407
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,087
No judgment, but it was
high time somebody did.
408
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,437
Look, okay, all right,
that's it, stop it.
409
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,612
Please. All right,
410
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,049
no more cleaning,
no more Dodgers tickets,
411
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,138
and no more fruit smoothies.
412
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,620
Calvin, I still need to fix
what my family did.
413
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,883
Look...
414
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:25,104
I'm not gonna lie.
It bothered me.
415
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,803
But I talked to Tina
about it, and...
416
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,893
I realized I shouldn't be
directing my anger at you.
417
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,896
All right? This is
so much bigger than me and you.
418
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:38,247
It's such a ugly reflection
on the history of our country.
419
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,728
I mean, people degraded
each other
420
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,251
and they took from each other...
421
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,514
I mean, mainly your people
from mine, but...
422
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,474
...I digress.
423
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,913
But you aren't responsible
424
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,611
for what happened 150 years ago.
425
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,440
Yeah, but I still feel
like I need to do something.
426
00:18:57,484 --> 00:19:00,791
You know, I joined the national
movement for reparations.
427
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,142
I sent five Black people
who I don't even know
428
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,144
money through a Cash App.
429
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,276
Why didn't you send me some?
430
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,278
Well, I tried,
but you blocked me.
431
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,672
Oh, yeah, my bad.
432
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,675
But you see, Dave,
433
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,242
your first instinct
434
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,635
is to try to fix something
that you didn't even do.
435
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,072
You're a good person.
436
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,552
I mean,
you're always there for me
437
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,599
every time I open my door,
whether I want it or not.
438
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,386
You marched with us
when Trey got falsely arrested.
439
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,084
You even ran for office
to help this neighborhood.
440
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,174
Got your ass kicked.
441
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,306
But you ran.
442
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,788
And that's why, to me,
you're more of a second cousin
443
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,182
than a sixth cousin.
444
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,880
Thanks, Calvin.
445
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,229
That means a lot.
446
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,013
Yeah, don't worry about it.
447
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,972
Whoa, whoa.Oh, okay.
448
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,495
Man, you really
are hurt, huh?
449
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:55,237
Yeah, that was a
pretty nasty fall.
450
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,805
Look, Dave,
I know that you fell in my yard,
451
00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:02,026
but since we're family now,
you can't sue me.
452
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,898
Sorry, Cousin Dave.
453
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:13,037
Okay, now, before we all
get lost in our grooves,
454
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,257
uh, I just wanted to
say how honored we are
455
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,912
to be a part
of your family TikTok challenge.
456
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,696
Okay, Dave, enough.
Would you just hit
457
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,698
the damn button.Okay, all right...
458
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:24,875
["We Are Family"
by Sister Sledge playing]
459
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,575
Hey! Hey!
460
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:32,143
[cheering]
461
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:35,321
♪ We are family
462
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,586
♪ I got all my sisters with me
463
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,068
♪ Everyone can see
464
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,157
♪ We're together
465
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,899
♪ As we walk on by
466
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:49,900
♪ And
467
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,250
♪ And we fly
468
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,035
♪ Just like birds of a feather
469
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,428
♪ I won't tell...
470
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,647
There ain't no way he's got
some Black in him, baby.
471
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,389
♪ We are family
472
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,738
♪ Yeah, yeah-ee
473
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,740
♪ I got all my sisters
with me. ♪
474
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,311
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