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No wonder I couldn't find this.
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He brought it here secretly.
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-Crazy.
-Crazy.
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Explain.
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It's just as you saw.
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She's been annoying
and I can't get rid of her.
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She wouldn't be so brave
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if you didn't give her hints.
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I didn't.
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All right, I trust you.
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It's your turn to explain.
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I just got my visa, so I came here.
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That's not what I'm asking.
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What is it, then?
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What is the meaning of "pregnant"
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in Chinese?
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I don't understand.
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I don't understand either.
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You just said it.
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What?
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My English is poor
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and I can't remember any words.
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I only know "Yes" and "No."
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"Come" and "Go."
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That's all you know?
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You have to improve your English.
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I'll bring you out to improve it.
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There's no need.
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As long as you can speak English.
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No way, let's go.
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Change your clothes.
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What's wrong?
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What do you want?
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Is it free to learn English here?
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This is the best place for you.
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They have the same
level of English as you.
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Only "Yes" or "No."
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What's going on?
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Don't make noise, he's teaching English.
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Do you really think I'm stupid?
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Can you understand that?
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Gu Weiyi.
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Gu Weiyi, stop joking around.
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Situ Mo.
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Situ Mo.
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Situ Mo.
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Situ Mo.
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Situ Mo.
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It's okay.
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If you don't want...
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I just want you to know,
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you're really in my plan.
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I've been here once before.
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The sausage platter here is delicious.
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Are you still angry?
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Shouldn't I be angry?
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I didn't even wear a wedding gown.
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Gu Weiyi.
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Situ Mo, why are you here?
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To get married.
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Congratulations!
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Thank you.
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I'm done, I'll go ahead.
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Bye.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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Shanshan.
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Shanshan.
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-Shanshan.
-What's wrong?
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The bank offered me a loan.
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-Really?
-Really!
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I didn't even wear a wedding gown.
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And where's the ring?
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Where's my ring?
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Not even a ring.
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Gu Weiyi.
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Don't pretend like you're sleeping.
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Gu Weiyi.
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Gu Weiyi.
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Gu Weiyi.
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Gu Weiyi, get up.
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No breathing, what should I do now?
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Oh, yes. CPR.
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You're dead.
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You're finally dead.
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CPR requires artificial respiration,
you know?
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I don't know.
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Momo.
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May I?
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That's what I wanted to ask you.
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You'll know it.
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What's going on with Zhicun's blog today?
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How could he have
Situ Mo's resignation letter?
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I'm working on it too.
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I can't reach him now.
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I'll call you back after this.
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Bye.
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Hello.
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REASON: THE LEADER IS TOO UGLY,
SO I WILL QUIT.
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IT'S AN ADVERTISING FIRM.
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THE LEADER STOLE HER ARTWORK
AND PUT IT UNDER HER NAME.
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Situ Mo.
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Are you okay?
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You're going to be a dad, I see?
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Shut up!
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Why did you throw up all of a sudden?
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We ate the same food, right?
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I don't know.
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I threw up several times
when you were asleep.
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Did you eat anything else?
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-I took some medicine.
-What medicine?
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Contraceptives.
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Where did you get it?
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His girlfriend gave it to me.
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Don't mention it.
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Give me the medicine.
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It has a strong side effect.
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Before you eat,
but you're on an empty stomach.
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Your stomach can't stand it.
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Do you still want to throw up?
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I'm better now.
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That's good.
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Why did you take the medicine?
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The baby might not be in your plan yet.
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Everything about you is in my plan.
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I'm leaving.
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Wait a minute.
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You forgot to bring something.
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What's that?
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Hello.
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Situ Mo, you're really something.
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You're so close with Lin Zhicun,
aren't you?
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What are you talking about?
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Don't you surf the web?
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Lin Zhicun is standing up for you
regarding the artwork.
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What?
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I'm not sure where
he got your resignation letter.
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He posted it in his blog
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and it's a hot topic now.
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They found out about what Ms. Shasha did.
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Now the company says
they'll look into her problem.
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I just saw an interview on TV.
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A reporter asked her about it.
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Guess what she said.
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What did she say?
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Situ Mo.
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Congratulations!
Finally, justice is served.
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What are you talking about?
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You're so lucky.
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Even my idol stands up for you.
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I didn't expect you two
to have a relationship.
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I envy you.
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You forgot to take me.
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Let's go home.
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Welcome home.
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Welcome home.
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What is going on here?
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I just studied it on the plane.
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How did you make it?
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As long as I'm on the same
local area network with it,
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I can control it with my phone.
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I call its current state "pet mode."
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Have you studied other modes too?
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Do you want me to try it all for you?
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Okay.
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I've set up an escape mode as well.
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If there is a fire,
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it will automatically run to the balcony
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and jump down into the bushes.
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I've set the parabola.
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Have you ever thought about
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how many pieces it will break into?
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Don't worry.
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We're on the 17th floor.
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The height of each floor
is about 3.5 meters.
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Altogether, it is about 59.5 meters.
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So, even if it jumps down--
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Gu Weiyi.
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Welcome home.
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Welcome home.
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Welcome home.
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Welcome home.
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I cleaned up and found something wrong.
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What's wrong?
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I think we should
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live in the same room.
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What about the empty room?
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I'll change it into a lab.
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I want a divorce.
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I'll tell your mom then.
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My mom didn't even know
I was getting married.
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I haven't told my parents
about our marriage.
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It's okay, I didn't
tell my parents either.
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Let's call them and tell them later.
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Okay.
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No way.
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If my mom knew
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that we got married in a church in Germany
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without her knowledge...
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Oh, no!
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We haven't gotten
the marriage certificate yet.
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So, in a legal sense,
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we're not married.
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That's good.
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I'm safe.
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I've made a booking online
for the marriage registration.
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When?
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It was part of the plan.
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Why did you do so many things on a plane?
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Do you want to go?
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Sure.
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Come on, please sit down and smile.
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Smile. The photo will be used
for a lifetime.
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Ready.
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One, two, three.
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Why did they give us
two copies of the certificate?
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To avoid losing it?
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Since there are two copies,
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it doesn't matter if you lose one.
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Let me keep it.
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Why?
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One of the certificates is mine.
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Give it to me.
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Give it to me.
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Give it back to me.
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Give it back to me.
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Cut it out! Your mom is calling.
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MRS. HUANG
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My mom always calls you
and she seldom calls me.
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Hello, Madam.
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Xiao Gu, have you two
got your certificate?
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Yes.
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Don't call me madam again.
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Mom.
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I'm wishing you a happy marriage.
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I planned to have a meal together
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to celebrate after you two
got the certificate.
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But Momo's sister
suddenly wants to study abroad.
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They...
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Dad, please have some tea.
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Okay.
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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It's good.
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Thank you.
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Mom, please have some tea.
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You're so sweet.
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You're so sweet.
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You're so sweet.
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Momo.
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I just talked to Xiao Yi
about the banquet.
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He still rejected it.
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Can I just tell him that
my family insisted on doing so?
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Is that okay?
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Forget it, it's okay.
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Since he didn't want it,
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I just feel bad about forcing him.
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In fact, we're here to see you two.
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Madam, you may...
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Mom.
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You and Dad can stay here longer.
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No way.
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You two just got married.
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If we stay here any longer,
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Xiao Yi will get mad at us.
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No, he won't.
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Xiao Yi, come on.
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What's up?
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Look, it's amazing.
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The sunset is nice,
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but it's just near dusk.
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It's going to rise again tomorrow.
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It's just the Earth's rotation.
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Xiao Yi.
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It's not scary to get married.
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But marriage is not that easy.
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I know.
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Do you really know that?
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Marriage is not like doing
scientific research,
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which always has proof.
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Like what you said just now.
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The Earth's rotation.
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If you say it to your mom,
283
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,480
she's going to be nagging for a long time.
284
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,200
But Situ Mo won't.
285
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,280
My son, I wish you
286
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,160
have a very good time
287
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,160
in your married life.
288
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:39,920
Thank you.
289
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,160
Why? You've never seen someone
looking for a job?
290
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,040
You can't get a job?
291
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,640
Look here.
292
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,160
This company doesn't recruit
married women with no children.
293
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,240
And this one says
294
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,720
the applicant must drink 500ml of liquor.
295
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,720
And this one says
296
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,200
the applicant must
recognize 300 celebrities.
297
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,200
This is more outrageous.
298
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,840
"The applicant must have a story
in their eyes."
299
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,360
Let me see.
300
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,360
There's a story in your eyes.
301
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,000
No gloating, please.
302
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,360
I want to hit people who don't
303
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,840
have to look for a job like you do.
304
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,200
You'd really hit me?
305
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,400
Because you're gloating.
306
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,040
Don't look for a job first.
307
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,240
Take a break.
308
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,800
Think about whether you want
to work, or to further your studies.
309
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,560
Are you going to support me
if I'm jobless?
310
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,280
Sure.
311
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,280
Do you have enough money
in your bank account to support me?
312
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,600
My grandma sent it to me
when she knew that we got married.
313
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,520
How can we spend Grandma's money?
314
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,640
Actually, I've given
all my scholarship money
315
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,000
to her since I was small.
316
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,320
Unexpectedly, she saved it.
317
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,160
That means it's not much.
318
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,080
It's 240,000 yuan.
319
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,760
You're so generous.
320
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,400
I was really terrified.
321
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,080
Forget it.
322
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,240
No way.
323
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,000
You can't keep the money.
324
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,400
Or some weird machines will appear
325
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,280
in our house tomorrow.
326
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,600
I'll keep it for you.
327
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,920
I won't spend it.
328
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,440
ZHILI ADVERTISING SIMULATION FOR
RECRUITING WRITTEN EXAMINATION
329
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,840
Aren't you going to sleep?
330
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,200
Wait a minute.
331
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,680
I'll sleep when I'm done with this test.
332
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,160
What test?
333
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,760
Among all these companies, the best one
334
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,760
would be the one asking people
to recognize 300 stars.
335
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,360
So I found their test
336
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,920
and tried to do it.
337
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,640
Gu Weiyi.
338
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,960
Do you know the Four Flow Men after 1985?
339
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,320
Flow?
340
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,640
Yes.
341
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,920
Do you know Flow?
342
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,720
The "flow" in Physics
343
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,080
means the flow through a closed pipe
344
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,040
or the amount of fluid
in the effective cross-section
345
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,760
of the open channel in a unit of time.
346
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,400
It's also known as instantaneous flow.
347
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,480
Isn't that flow?
348
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,080
Forget it, I think too much.
349
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,680
You wouldn't know it.
350
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,240
You probably don't even know
who the Four Kings are.
351
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,880
What is that?
352
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,120
Oh, my goodness.
353
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,080
You really don't know?
354
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,360
Isn't that common sense?
355
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,760
Even my dad knows that.
356
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,360
Do I need to know it?
357
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,280
Do you know the Four Physical Mechanics?
358
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,000
The Four Kings of Hong Kong.
359
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,160
Andy Law, Jacky Cheung,
Leon Lai, and Aaron Kwok.
360
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,320
Four Physical Mechanics.
361
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,680
Theoretical, statistical,
quantum, and electrodynamics.
362
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,240
You're awesome! You're knowledgeable.
363
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,320
Awesome.
364
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,280
I'll sleep first.
365
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,680
Take off your glasses first.
366
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,520
Come down.
367
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,600
No, I'm going to sleep like this tonight.
368
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
You'll regret it then.
369
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,560
Why would I?
370
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,160
Your parents are in the next room.
371
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,080
What can you do to me?
372
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,640
Here it comes.
373
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,880
I'll go to the lab first.
374
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,600
All right.
375
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,280
Wait a minute.
376
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,600
Mom cooked the herbal tea.
377
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,200
Drink it first, it will
make your body cold.
378
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,760
Bitter?
379
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,160
What are you saying?
380
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:14,960
Come back early.
381
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,960
Mom, I'll clean it up.
382
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,240
Come back early.
383
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,400
Professor Jiang and the seniors
will arrive at 8 p.m. tonight, right?
384
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,080
At 8 p.m. tonight.
385
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,840
So, the four swordsmen
386
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,080
of the lab finally reunite.
387
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,560
Why must it be four swordsmen?
388
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,880
What's the special meaning
389
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,360
of four?
390
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,800
Yes, why do they always use four?
391
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:06,960
Four Masterpieces.
392
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:07,880
Four beautiful women.
393
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:08,800
Four Kings.
394
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,760
Do you know who the Four Kings are?
395
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,640
I know. Don't you?
396
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,760
Have you finished reading
the German experiment report?
397
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,680
I sorted it out for you
before I came back.
398
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,520
I'm done, wait for me.
399
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:30,640
Hello, Shanshan.
400
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,320
Momo.
401
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,560
Where do you think I am?
402
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,800
Where are you?
403
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,760
I'm at Fu Pei's company.
404
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,960
Why are you back? Are you on break?
405
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,120
I'm here to spend
an anniversary with Fu Pei.
406
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,480
Anniversary?
407
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,000
I thought Fu Pei was going to...
408
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,120
Situ Mo, shut up!
409
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,280
When are you going to buy us a meal?
410
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,080
Why should I?
411
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,400
You two got married.
412
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,800
You should invite us to the banquet.
413
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,920
You should ask Gu Weiyi.
414
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
I'm jobless
415
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,280
and it has nothing to do with me.
416
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,080
You haven't gotten a job yet?
417
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,440
Do you want a part-time job?
418
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,360
Please design posters for me.
419
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,680
How much will you pay me?
420
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:06,960
We're old friends.
421
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,400
-Don't hurt our relationship with money.
-I'm going to an interview.
422
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,040
You should call Gu Weiyi, don't bother me.
423
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,880
Why is it so dark?
424
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,920
Dad! Mom!
425
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,760
Did they fall asleep?
426
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,320
I don't think so.
427
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,000
Dad! Mom! We're back.
428
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,440
They aren't here.
429
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,880
They already went home.
430
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,560
Impossible.
431
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,360
They will tell us before they do.
432
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,200
Are they taking a walk?
433
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,240
They will tell us before that.
434
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,760
Momo, Xiao Yi.
435
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,240
We're going back.
436
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,800
We didn't mention it earlier
just to avoid you seeing us off.
437
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,680
And I have an urgent job,
438
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,920
that's why we're rushing back.
439
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,120
We're at ease
440
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,640
when we saw the way you two get along.
441
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,600
There are pepper mantis prawns
in the pot, remember to eat them.
442
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,200
Don't forget to send
the wedding photos to us.
443
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:19,680
They already went home.
444
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,600
And they left a lot of mantis prawns.
445
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,040
That's so strange.
446
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,360
Aren't you allergic to mantis prawns?
447
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,320
I can't finish them.
448
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,440
But they'll spoil if we don't finish them.
449
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,320
It's all right.
450
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,040
Just leave it to me.
451
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,280
Let me help you.
452
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,600
It smells good.
453
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,760
So fresh.
454
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,920
The mantis prawn is so nice.
455
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,160
Can't you just peel and eat one at a time?
456
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,280
You don't understand.
457
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,720
We must eat the whole plate
to feel a sense of accomplishment.
458
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,680
Okay.
459
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,400
Let's just eat this first.
460
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,560
Isn't it so fresh?
461
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,480
You can have one.
462
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,680
It doesn't matter if you eat little.
463
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,360
It's all right.
464
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,160
Allergies don't kill people.
465
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,320
At worst, you'll be admitted.
466
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,520
It doesn't matter.
467
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,680
Forget it, you'd better not eat.
468
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,760
If anything happens to you,
469
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:46,840
I can't carry you.
470
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,040
If you're admitted,
471
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,400
how should I explain to Mom and Dad?
472
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,360
You'd better not eat.
473
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,480
Just one, it won't be allergic.
474
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,320
Yes.
475
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,880
Mom said
476
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,360
someone ate a lot
of mantis prawn during the New Year.
477
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,800
You're definitely not allergic.
478
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:16,879
So you realized that you loved me
when we were at the beach?
479
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:18,960
No.
480
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,160
No?
481
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,280
Why did you give me the mantis prawn then?
482
00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:24,719
I suspected the mantis prawn
was poisonous.
483
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,720
You're poisonous.
484
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,920
You hate it because you love it.
485
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,320
What's wrong with you?
486
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,680
You've been quiet since dinner.
487
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,720
What are you doing?
488
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,720
Get up.
489
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,280
I...
490
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,280
I'm proposing.
491
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,080
We're in a long-distance relationship.
492
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,280
You still have to study
493
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,520
and I just started my business.
494
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,560
I have no achievements yet.
495
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,360
But, if we get married,
everything will be okay.
496
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:39,760
What do you think?
497
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,240
Okay--
498
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,960
Maybe you think it's so sudden.
499
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,560
But I'm sincere.
500
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,280
Wait a minute.
501
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,080
What did you say?
502
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,840
I said, "Okay."
503
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,880
She said yes!
504
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,520
Did you hear that?
505
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,920
Calm down.
506
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,840
Hello. The bride is still changing
clothes on the second floor.
507
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,840
Please wait for a moment.
508
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:05,960
Okay, thank you.
509
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,320
Are you ready yet?
510
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:14,880
Almost there.
511
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,480
That's what you said hours ago.
512
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,400
You can go ahead.
513
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,400
Take your time.
514
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,520
Why? Are you spellbound by my beauty?
515
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:53,720
No.
516
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,480
Let's go.
517
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,400
We're going for the outdoor shoot first.
518
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,840
I was really caught by Situ Mo.
519
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,400
I have an IQ of 187.
520
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,280
After meeting Situ Mo,
521
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,360
it seems I only have 87 left.
522
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,120
I started to do a lot of stupid things.
523
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,400
Are you buying for your girlfriend?
524
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,080
It's really comfortable.
525
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,440
Wait!
526
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,840
Bamboo dragonfly and time tunnel
Can take you anywhere
527
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,400
I started to do crap.
528
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,480
Are you writing a thesis?
529
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,720
HOW TO WIN A LADY'S HEART?
530
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,240
HOW TO DRAW THE STICK FIGURE OF CATS?
531
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,840
And lost the calmness I've always had.
532
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,160
I killed her with poison.
533
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:56,360
When will the ambulance be here?
534
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,840
Did it hurt you?
535
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,960
Aren't you allergic to cats?
536
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,280
I watch her giggle all the time.
537
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,560
I haven't driven a car
since I got my driving license.
538
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,840
Do you know where the
throttle and the brakes are?
539
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,400
Do you really think I'm stupid?
540
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,760
The theme you chose is kind of stupid.
541
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,760
Let's just forget it.
542
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:39,840
But...
543
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,400
I found my IQ
544
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,960
is in the continuously declining trend.
545
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,760
For example,
546
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,040
although I know it's dangerous,
547
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,320
I still get into the car when she drives.
548
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,080
I'm willing to.
549
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,880
Gu Weiyi. Please tie my hair.
550
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,720
It's just fine.
551
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,240
Gu Weiyi, bring me a glass of juice.
552
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,320
I'm Situ Mo.
553
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,080
Gu Weimo.
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