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Throw them all away. 10 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,920 Shut all your cellphones. 11 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,720 and throw them all away. 12 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:09,080 Remember not to breathe a word to your wives. 13 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,040 Or you will die. 14 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,720 The girls here are real hot & sexy. 15 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,480 Fascinating. 16 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,160 Driving me wild. 17 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,920 Sleepaway. We don't wanna sleepaway. 18 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,120 We wanna get High all the way. 19 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,040 Come give me a hug. 20 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,240 Flirt with me. 21 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:30,840 You flirt with me. 22 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:35,400 You send me up to cloud nine. 23 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,560 This is my wife. 24 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,960 She used to be very pretty. 25 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,480 but after 20 years of marriage. 26 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,960 all her bad habits are revealed. 27 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,400 but I still love her very much. 28 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,920 There must be tolerance for the relationship to last. 29 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:22,480 So we haven't been intimate in 3 years and 8 months. 30 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,320 It is hard to talk about such things. 31 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,000 It is hard not to talk also. 32 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,800 I can only suffer in silence. 33 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,240 not like my God-brother. 34 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,080 Jeremy, who is having a great time. 35 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,000 I am different. 36 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,320 Being single is more fun. 37 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,720 I told myself there is no need to pray to the Gods. 38 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,000 As long as we always do good deeds we'll have peace. 39 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,080 So I love to help others. 40 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,680 whether young or old. 41 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,320 male or female. 42 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,400 especially those lonely women. 43 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,400 In real life. online. 44 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:02,680 it is hard to imagine how big is this group of people. 45 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,800 You see how important my mission is. 46 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,120 This is my god brother's only son. 47 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,760 18 this year. 48 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,880 Guys his age. 49 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,960 there are 3 things they really love. 50 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,240 First is computer. 51 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,520 Second is women. 52 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,160 Third is using computers to spy on women. 53 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,520 Every man goes through this process. 54 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,560 From not knowing to knowing. 55 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,240 from knowing to delight. 56 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,320 from delight to being hooked. 57 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,720 from being hooked to exhaustion. 58 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,800 Every male goes through the same process. 59 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,080 As a woman. 60 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,840 I just cannot understand them. 61 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,760 They cause me to have a heart attack everyday. 62 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:49,800 The worst thing is I have to live among them. 63 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,360 There is an exam today. 64 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,800 Done all your homework. 65 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,520 You better score above 90 marks. 66 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,240 Good morning darling. 67 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,160 I missed you yesterday. 68 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,200 Ok bye bye. 69 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,960 A new girlfriend again. 70 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,760 When are you gonna stop fooling around? 71 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,160 I mean when are you gonna stop playing? 72 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,120 There are a great variety of dishes outside. 73 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,240 You always eat the same dish. 74 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,120 Aren't you bored? I really give it to you. 75 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,240 Are you saying that I always cook the same dishes? 76 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,520 tired of eating? 77 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,000 No no. 78 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,920 The dishes that sister-in-law cook. I love to eat. 79 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,120 Since young till now. already used to it. 80 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,160 So I shifted to the condominium opposite your house. 81 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,840 We can keep in contact. 82 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,960 Whenever I am free. I can come over to accompany you all for a meal. 83 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,360 Are you sure? 84 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,840 You choose to come over. because it's free. 85 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,720 You are really smart. 86 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,160 We chinese have different values. 87 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,840 You better don't get into trouble. 88 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,280 Actually it is no big deal. 89 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,800 You know something? Those western couples. 90 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,640 When they get tired of the same old dish. They will start exchanging. 91 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,520 -Everyone eat each other's dish. -That is called potluck. 92 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,040 Very exciting. 93 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,440 Husband and wife come together. 94 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,960 Sometimes even the mother joins in. 95 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,520 You eat mine I eat yours. 96 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,960 See whose skill is better. 97 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,320 It is so fun and thrilling. 98 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,440 Where are you going? 99 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,800 Toilet. 100 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,720 Talk to your son. 101 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,280 Last night I saw him on his computer again. 102 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,120 viewing pornography. 103 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,400 You guys have your own language. 104 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,280 Go and talk to him. I don't know how to say. 105 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,800 I really don't understand. Why do men like to watch pornography? 106 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,400 The hottest girl. 107 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,440 I thought you are working. 108 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,160 I am working. 109 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,560 Don't lead my son astray. 110 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,120 In a small country in South America. 111 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,520 a scandal broke forth. 112 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,200 It is alleged that the prime minister. 113 00:05:56,280 --> 00:06:00,200 Amajiwadi and the chief of police engaged in unnatural mating. 114 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,240 resulting in an uproar in the country. 115 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,720 Due to their special status. 116 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,920 The police do not know how to intervene. 117 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,280 Also because of this incident. 118 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,680 The people attended a precious mating education lesson. 119 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,160 revealing the mystery of oral mating and unnatural mating. 120 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,800 Apparently these two phrases. 121 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,600 have become the young people's slang in the country. 122 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,960 Kids like you better not listen to such news. 123 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,880 Dad I'm no longer a kid. 124 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,000 I know what is unatural mating and oral mating. 125 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,680 How do you know? 126 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,200 Classmates are talking about it. 127 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,320 These are not good friends. 128 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,840 Do it with them . 129 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,200 I mean do away with them. 130 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,640 Strive Hard 131 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,160 These are my classmates. 132 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,280 I learnt many bad things from them. 133 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,640 This is the girl of my dreams. 134 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,360 I have a crush on her for very long. 135 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,800 a pity that she is Bryan's girlfriend. 136 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,520 Hold it hold it. 137 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,880 Why did you bring me here? 138 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,640 Buy underwear. 139 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,640 You like this type of underwear? 140 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,560 Giving others. 141 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,800 Today is Valentines Day? 142 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,200 Just one girlfriend. 143 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,520 need to buy so many? 144 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,120 It is very costly. 145 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,280 Not just one. 146 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,720 Three. 147 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,720 I think you have a problem. 148 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,440 such a big appetite. 149 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,520 It is not my fault. 150 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,600 You know what. When God created us. 151 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,880 He purposely designed us to be lustful. 152 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,880 Mankind can continue reproducing. 153 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,520 is mainly due to this. 154 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,720 Also, our "lustfulness" is God-given. 155 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,800 We cannot let God down. 156 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,280 -Correct? -So it is God's fault? 157 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,520 Yes. 158 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,680 You buy so many things. 159 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,040 Is it effective? 160 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,840 Tonight is the best time. 161 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,040 You must trust me. 162 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,520 make use of this chance. 163 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:36,200 Hello? On the way on the way. 164 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,440 Ok ok. 165 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,360 Go look for that salesgirl. 166 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,560 She knows me. can give you discount. 167 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,960 Trust me Bye bye. 168 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,040 Hey. 169 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,160 Boss what do you want to buy? 170 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,280 I want to buy. 171 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,760 a pair of this. 172 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,120 Are you buying for yourself? Or girlfriend. 173 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,880 buying for yourself. buying for girlfriend. 174 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,280 or buying for wife. 175 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,440 what size do you want? 176 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,960 Size? 177 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,960 Size? 178 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,160 Should be same as yours. 179 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,720 Darling Happy Valentine's Day. 180 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,600 Already husband and wife for so long. 181 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,440 still celebrate Valentine's Day? 182 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,360 Actuallly I do not need you to buy things for me. 183 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,040 As long as when I need you. 184 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,640 you are by my side. 185 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,520 You have a need for me? 186 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,520 What are you thinking? 187 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,120 Not that? 188 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,720 Last month when school reopened. 189 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,160 I went with Benny to buy the heavy new books. 190 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,520 I needed you. Where were you? 191 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,000 Last week. 192 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,440 I wanted you to send my mother for checkup. 193 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,240 Where were you again? 194 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,360 Yesterday I was having a very bad headache. 195 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,800 needed you to buy medicine for me. 196 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,360 Were were you again? 197 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,840 When I really needed you. 198 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,920 Where were you? 199 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,440 Darling. 200 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,680 You talk as if I do not love you. 201 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,720 Actually it is just wrong timing only. 202 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:21,840 Go away go away. 203 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,800 Actually I really love you. 204 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,720 that is why I bought a gift for you. 205 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,080 See. 206 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,160 So good? 207 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,720 The salesgirl said that this is the latest model. 208 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,880 Wear on your body. 209 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,160 is definitely sexy. you will love it. 210 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,400 Cover where? 211 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,560 Cover front behind can see. 212 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,000 Cover behind front can see. 213 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,120 Are you buying this for me to wear. 214 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,480 or for you to see? 215 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,440 All you men are like that. 216 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,120 everytime say that you do it for us. 217 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,840 actually it is for yourselves. 218 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,120 You have needs. I also have needs. 219 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,960 Do you know what I need? 220 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,240 How would I know if you do not say. 221 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,160 I need a ear. 222 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,440 I need a ear. 223 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,400 which can clearly totally. 224 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,920 listen to every single word that I say. 225 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,360 Can you give me? 226 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,960 Today is Valentine's Day. 227 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,640 Do I get to rest on Valentine's Day? 228 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,040 Come and do housework. 229 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,920 I am smelly. 230 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,560 I need to go and take a bath. 231 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:09,960 Why did you come in? 232 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,560 I want. What are you doing?! 233 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,160 Come on! Don't want! 234 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,640 Come on! Stop pulling my clothes. 235 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,600 What are you doing?! What are you doing?! 236 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,920 Are you crazy! 237 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,480 Today is Valentine's Day. 238 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,720 So? One time. 239 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:26,960 All you men are like that. 240 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,720 have ulterior motive in giving gifts. 241 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,640 No! Today is Valentine's Day. 242 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,200 very romantic. After doing it we can sleep together. 243 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,160 Do I look like sleeping pills? 244 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,640 You can't say that. 245 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,720 This is the duty of a wife. 246 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,720 Don't you want it? 247 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,480 Ok you do not want to give me. 248 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,760 I sacrifice. I give you. Come. 249 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,400 Go away . 250 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,640 Give me a good reason. 251 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,360 Why must I do it with you tonight? 252 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,080 Let go of your hands and feet so I can talk. 253 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,800 Today is Valentine's Day. 254 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,480 -Not counted. -I am your husband. 255 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,920 Not counted. 256 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,160 My sperm has reached custom. 257 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,760 What are you talking about? Not counted. 258 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,040 Whatever I say doesn't count. 259 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,120 I don't care already! I want! 260 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,680 I will sue you for rape. 261 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,960 We just talked about the song of imperial orders. 262 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,560 Let us revise one more time. 263 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,320 Ok. 264 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,320 Have you finished watching? Return it to me. 265 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,880 Why. Very nice to watch. 266 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,080 Let me see let me see. 267 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,600 Hang on teacher is still here. It's ok . 268 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,120 What are the both of you looking at? 269 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,640 Keep it. 270 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,320 What are you looking at? 271 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,200 Give it to me. 272 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,680 Give it to me! 273 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,760 Whose is this? 274 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,480 Not mine. 275 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,120 Then whose is it? 276 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,160 Say. 277 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,400 Is his. 278 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,240 Stop it! 279 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,640 Both of you. 280 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,800 Ask your parents to see me tomorrow. 281 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,640 Sorry. 282 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,880 PussyCat (Online). 283 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,000 Pussy Cat says:. 284 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,560 Each day I'll send you a piece of my face. 285 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,560 Jeremy says: Love To! 286 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,640 Pussy Cat sends: puzzle.jpg. 287 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,560 Accept---Save as---Decline. 288 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,040 Sending. Finished. 289 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,840 Open. 290 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,560 Wanna play? . 291 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,280 Bring it on. 292 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,560 Better be a hot babe. 293 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,400 Don't waste my time. 294 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,280 What is that? 295 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,640 Why didn't you knock? 296 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,880 I did but you didn't hear. 297 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,240 What's the matter? 298 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,400 Can you be my father? 299 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,840 Who you are looking for? 300 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,160 I am looking for Miss Huang Mei Shi. 301 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,880 Miss Huang This way please. 302 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,000 This way, please. 303 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,080 -Thank you. -Sure my pleasure. 304 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,760 Hi Mr Chen. 305 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,880 I am Benny's form teacher. 306 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,000 I am Huang Mei Shi. 307 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,640 Hi I am Benny's father. 308 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,920 Please take a seat. 309 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,240 What do you think? 310 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,840 Too young is it? 311 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,640 I take good care of my skin . 312 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,760 Many people said Benny and I are like brothers. 313 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,920 Still don't believe? 314 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,440 I will show you my identification card. 315 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,080 Don't need. Its ok. 316 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,920 Actually I invited you over. 317 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,560 to find out. 318 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,040 If Benny . 319 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,400 has any family problems? 320 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,840 When he is in class. 321 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,200 He's very distracted. 322 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,280 has a wild imagination. 323 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,720 and also loves to day dream. 324 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,160 If Benny has problems in school. 325 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,680 it is your problem. 326 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,080 If he has problem at home. then it will be my problem. 327 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,560 but during class. 328 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,800 he watches pornography using his handphone. 329 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,720 It is the same. 330 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,160 If he watches in school it is your school's problem. 331 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,840 If he watches at home it is my problem. 332 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,040 Are you really Benny's father? 333 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,760 You mean I look like his mother? 334 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,080 I am just joking with you. 335 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,680 Actually Benny's problem. 336 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,520 I already knew. Don't worry. 337 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,840 I will give him a good lecture at home. 338 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,800 I have a book here. 339 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,200 I think you can use it. 340 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,080 to inculcate the right values in Benny. 341 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,240 Mating and Teenagers. Thank you. 342 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,520 Nowadays, being parents. 343 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,160 is really tough. Don't worry. 344 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,400 I will read the whole book. 345 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,160 inculcate the right values in Benny . 346 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,400 Oh right. 347 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,680 Can you give me your mobile number? 348 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,360 Next time if Benny has any problems. 349 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,720 We can keep in touch. 350 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,960 keep in touch directly. 351 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,600 It's more convenient. 352 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,280 Sure no problem. 353 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,520 -Sit here. -Come. Sit here. 354 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,760 We've all grown old. 355 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,520 I still prefer when we were schooling. 356 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,400 Not so many worries. 357 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,080 right but you are different. 358 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,560 We are about the same age. 359 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,920 but you don't look old. 360 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,080 Ate heavenly pills is it? Is it? 361 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,920 Not eat heavenly pills. 362 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,160 is doing it regularly. 363 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,000 revitalizes you. 364 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,840 Look at her wrinkle-free face. 365 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,800 You notice that too. 366 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,200 but there is truth to this. 367 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,040 Look at Mary she is so active. 368 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,240 having her 5th child at 48 years old. 369 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,960 but her face is really smooth. Very smooth. 370 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,360 so smooth that when a housefly parks on her face. 371 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,840 it will slide down and break its legs. 372 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,960 Are you crazy! 373 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,160 Isn't it so. 374 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,640 She is rich. 375 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,280 She is so free that. 376 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,920 She visits the doctor for "renovation and overhaul". 377 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,280 Unlike me. 378 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,640 Money not enough. 379 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,600 and so many things to worry about. 380 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,920 I don't have mood for such things. 381 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,280 I'm the same as you. 382 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,360 When I'm in a bad mood. 383 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,120 don't feel good. My engine cannot start. 384 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,360 My husband is angry. 385 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,240 He blames me for not giving in to him. 386 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,080 They don't care about our feelings. 387 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,640 treat us like prostitutes. 388 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,360 They treat us like prostitutes we will "rebel". 389 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,760 Treat us like prostitues we will "rebel". 390 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,920 You never heard of this idiom? 391 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,240 That is how the chinese idiom camea bout. 392 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,120 -Nonsense. -Nonsense. 393 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,520 I talk nonsene and yet you listened happily. 394 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,680 Do you know what I heard. 395 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,160 In a man's lifetime. 396 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,960 He only has five thousand times. 397 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,880 need to share with prosititues, gigolos and "prosgolos". 398 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,160 when it is our turn. 399 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,600 There will be nothing left. 400 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,160 so many people want a go. 401 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,080 -how would five thousand times be enough. -Indeed. 402 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,760 also I heard. 403 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,160 after using up five thousand times. 404 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,080 Even if you use the best methods. take the best medicine. 405 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,640 consume any medicine available in the world. 406 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,320 is game over too. 407 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,360 Really? 408 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,040 It's true. 409 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,120 What are you doing? 410 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,840 I am researching on why men like to read this. 411 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,000 Today I did the housework. I am very tired. 412 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,440 Come and give me a massage. 413 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,320 Higher. 414 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,320 Higher. 415 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,160 I have confirmed! 416 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,360 You must have done something wrong. 417 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,720 afraid that I will find out! 418 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,000 Feeling guilty! 419 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,160 that's why you're giving me this consolation prize! 420 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,440 Am I right? 421 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,360 What do you want? 422 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,080 I should be asking you. 423 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,880 What do you want? 424 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,680 Treating me so well suddenly? 425 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,680 All you jerks are like that. 426 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,400 When we don't want you keep pestering us. 427 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,000 now that I want you start to be suspicious. 428 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,920 Do you want or not? 429 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,920 Of course! 430 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,920 I am going to the toilet . 431 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,600 What! 432 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,960 Wait for a while. 433 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,040 Ok. 434 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,680 It is raining I have to bring the clothes in. 435 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,600 You. 436 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,840 I heard that you men. 437 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,840 only have five thousand times in a lifetime. 438 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,200 Have you used up yours? 439 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,040 Nothing left. 440 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,960 Five thousand times. 441 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,600 Then I must have started using when I was three. 442 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,680 Is peeing counted? 443 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,400 Coffee . 444 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,800 -Wait. -coffee. 445 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,120 You must be kidding. 446 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,360 Sorry Sorry. 447 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,960 No worries... 448 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,600 -It is ok... -Sorry... 449 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,680 You must be kidding. 450 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,360 you poured the soup all over him. 451 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,200 Boss it is a small matter. 452 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,880 Go tidy it up. 453 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,560 Sorry sorry Boss sit . 454 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,800 Boss what do you want to eat? 455 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,880 What do you have here? 456 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,520 We have everything here. 457 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,800 but the most famous is this tonic soup. 458 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,960 Tonic soup? What kind of tonic soup? 459 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,840 This tonic soup is brewed with bull's testicles. 460 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,040 and also the most expensive herbs. 461 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,200 Very potent. 462 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,760 Is it for real? Yes it is real. 463 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,000 Can use it to play drum and flip table. 464 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,320 Want to try? 465 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,480 One bowl. 466 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,840 One bowl of bull's testicles soup. 467 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,280 Uncle ordered. 468 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,880 Hurry up. 469 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,160 Benny's father. 470 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,120 Mr Chen. 471 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,480 What do you think? Even younger right. 472 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,400 Please sit please sit. 473 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,280 You said you had urgent things to tell me. 474 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,320 Actually there is something. 475 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,560 I have been keeping in my heart. 476 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,040 I feel very guilty. 477 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,600 Ever since I saw Miss Huang. 478 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,120 I knew you are a dedicated teacher. 479 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,640 so I do not wish to deceive you. 480 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:53,520 Actually I am not Benny's father. 481 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,160 You are not Benny's father? 482 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,640 Please don't blame him. 483 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,800 Benny is very pitiful. 484 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,600 His parents are lunatics. 485 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,120 If they know they have to meet the teacher. 486 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,120 Benny is dead for sure. 487 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,600 Why is it so? 488 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,800 I pity him. 489 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,880 so I posed as his father. 490 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:17,080 I hope you can understand my intention. 491 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,760 But then you are. 492 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,840 Actually I am Benny's God uncle. 493 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,920 I am Jeremy. 494 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,360 If we worked together. 495 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,040 surely we can help Benny. 496 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,120 If Benny has any problems in school. 497 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,560 call me directly. 498 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,760 Just treat his parents as deceased. 499 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,080 Benny , I. 500 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,880 I , Benny. 501 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,560 We are linked. 502 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,480 Thankfully Benny has a God uncle like you. 503 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,520 Do you still have my mobile number? 504 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,160 Yes. 505 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,840 Then lets keep in contact. 506 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,720 Sorry I am rushing for time. 507 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,800 So how is it? 508 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,960 There is temporary and permanent impotence. 509 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,400 You cannot give it a death sentence so soon. 510 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,120 I know. Everytime I do it with your sister-in-law. 511 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,760 I just can't. 512 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,280 with the same woman is not accurate. 513 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,000 Ok I will bring you to test. 514 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,360 Hospital. 515 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,720 Massage palour. 516 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,120 Find two professionals to test it out. 517 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,240 No. 518 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,680 What if I don't pass the test. 519 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,160 Those women have big mouths. Spread the news everywhere. 520 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,560 The whole world knows. 521 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,000 I will be very embarrassed. 522 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,080 You don't dare to try anything. 523 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,520 What joy is there in life. 524 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,200 I heard there are other medicine which works. 525 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,240 -You need to see the doctor. -need to see the doctor? 526 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,520 I don't want... 527 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,320 What if the doctor is big-mouthed. 528 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,440 Spread the news everywhere. The whole world knows. 529 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,760 I will be even more embarrassed. 530 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,200 Any more solutions? 531 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,720 Hey hey. 532 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,600 Wow! so beautiful. 533 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,800 Who is that? 534 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,120 Miss Huang. 535 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,880 You don't even let a teacher off. 536 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,600 I think I am still curable. 537 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,040 But you are confirmed incurable! 538 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,440 What do you mean incurable? 539 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,240 This is my cure. Do you have other solution? 540 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,680 Let's go I am rushing for time. 541 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,240 Go. Don't be so cold-hearted. 542 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,920 Go. Don't be so cold-hearted. 543 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,960 May I ask you if there is any... 544 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,800 You want apply, swallow, drink or see a doctor? 545 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,720 My husband. 546 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,320 He... 547 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,360 Brew 3 bowls of water into one bowl. 548 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,440 If you're afraid of bitterness. can add some rock sugar . 549 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,200 How do you know what kind of medicine I want? 550 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,800 The wives who come here. 551 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,600 Nine out of ten will buy this type of medicine. 552 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,600 Nine out of ten has the same expression as yours. 553 00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,760 Don't feel embarrassed. 554 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,440 Three packets per treatment. 555 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,280 Guarantee your husband will be as hard as steel after consumption. 556 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,760 -Hard as steel? -Infallible. 557 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,520 Becomes a roly-poly. 558 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,200 How many packets do you want? 559 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,600 Give me three treatment nine packets. 560 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,840 Nine packets? 561 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,800 Give me fifteen packets. 562 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,880 Fifteen packets? 563 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,160 wait a while. 564 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,040 Don't look at me like that. 565 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,160 No matter what I am also a woman. 566 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,960 The sun sets and rises again in the morning. 567 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,840 The flower wilts and blooms again next year. 568 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,440 Beautiful bird flies away without a trace. 569 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,880 My youthful bird has gone forever. 570 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,520 Lala Lala Lala. 571 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,840 My youthful bird has gone forever. 572 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,240 Ok we will practice till here today. 573 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,080 -See you tomorrow. -Thank you teacher. 574 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,360 Are you alright? 575 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,360 Bryan and I broke up. 576 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,880 Really! 577 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,960 Why did this happen? 578 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,760 He has a new girlfriend. 579 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,240 so he broke up with me. 580 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,480 This type of guys. 581 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,880 you can do away with. 582 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,040 I want to go home. 583 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,720 Can you accompany me? 584 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,520 Me? 585 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,640 I have reached. 586 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,200 Reached? 587 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,240 So fast. 588 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,040 Thank you for accompanying me. 589 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,920 You are a really nice guy. 590 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,720 What? 591 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,520 Haven't you been kissed by other girls? 592 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,200 No. 593 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,200 You are the third. 594 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,680 The third? 595 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,440 Who are the other two? 596 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,560 They are two women. 597 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,960 Who is it? 598 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,360 My mother and grandmother. 599 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,720 You are so adorable. 600 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,760 Ok See you tomorrow. 601 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,480 How is it? 602 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,640 What do you mean ? 603 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,840 My "little brother". 604 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,920 little brother is yours what can I do? 605 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,520 Can you help me resurrect it? 606 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,480 Let me give you four words. 607 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,520 Please rest in peace. 608 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,200 Let me also give you four words. 609 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,920 You go and die. 610 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,880 I am rushing for time. 611 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,200 Here. 612 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,760 I specially brewed it for you. 613 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,600 Brewed for a whole day. Hurry up and drink it. 614 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,720 What is that? 615 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,760 Well it is good for you. drink it up. 616 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,680 Don't want I don't want to drink such herbal tea. 617 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,160 It is not herbal tea. 618 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,760 I don't want... 619 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,480 I don't want to drink untested medicine. 620 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,240 After drinking this you will be. 621 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,160 as hard as steel. become a roly-poly. 622 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,000 This guy is taking so long to get it up. 623 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,520 How do I get out? 624 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,360 Don't complain. 625 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,240 All old things are like this. 626 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,360 Let me fix it slowly. It will rise up again. 627 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,280 What are you looking at? 628 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,960 Indians can't speak Chinese is it? 629 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,680 A lot of people took this and has been cured. 630 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,400 Why didn't it work for you? 631 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,400 I wonder how much fun you had before. 632 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,440 My youthful bird has gone forever 633 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,120 My youthful bird has gone forever 634 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:54,440 My youthful bird has gone forever 635 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,360 Why must you sing this "bird" song? 636 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,600 Don't you have other songs to sing? 637 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,360 What are you looking at? Go to sleep. 638 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,880 Miss Huang. Good morning. 639 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,640 Why are you here? 640 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,880 I happened to pass by. 641 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,200 Oh I see. 642 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,960 I wanted to return this book to you. 643 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,960 I have finished reading has really been beneficial. 644 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,360 Thank you thank you. 645 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,160 Really Good. 646 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,520 -Oh where are you going? -I am going for class. 647 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,320 What a coincidence I'm heading there too. 648 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,160 -Let me give you a lift. -Thank you . 649 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,520 I can't think of a reason to take a lift from you. 650 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,960 Thank you God. Thank you thank you. 651 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,600 It's not me who wants you in the car. 652 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,280 It is God Lets go. 653 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,160 Don't get drenched. 654 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:15,160 Be careful. Hold on to her. 655 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,400 Careful. 656 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,000 Careful careful. 657 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,720 Careful careful. 658 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,920 Careful careful. 659 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,120 You can't think of a reason to get into my car right? 660 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,560 Then I'll make a move first Bye bye. 661 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,360 How can you do this! 662 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,640 You getting in or not? 663 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,280 I want this document tomorrow. 664 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,800 Pour me a cup of tea at the same time. 665 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,640 Ah Seng. 666 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,240 Why are you here? 667 00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,960 Your wife asked us to buy this medicine for you. 668 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,160 We were nearby so we'll pass to you first. 669 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,680 What is that? 670 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,080 Do you really want us to say now? 671 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,160 Good stuff. 672 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,000 We'll make a move first. 673 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,480 Bye bye bye bye. 674 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,120 What? Haven't seen Mas Selamat before? 675 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,080 You used to have a small mouth. 676 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,200 When did it become so huge? 677 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,800 You are crazy! 678 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,600 I am doing facial. I do not want to quarrel with you. 679 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,040 You are doing facial? 680 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,880 I need a mask! 681 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,560 What are you talking about? 682 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,120 Why did you... 683 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,240 tell all your friends that I am impotent? 684 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,640 I... I just wanted to help you. 685 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,360 Help me? 686 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,120 Help me lose face is it! 687 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,680 You know what? Why can't I do it? 688 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,160 It has something to do with you! 689 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,440 -Something to do with me? -You don't believe? 690 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,920 I will try it with a whore! 691 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,280 See whether I'm impotent! 692 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,160 -You dare? -I don't dare? 693 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,280 -You dare? -I don't dare? 694 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,200 If you get a whore I will get a gigolo! 695 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,720 -You dare? -I don't dare? 696 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,280 -You dare? -I don't dare? 697 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,800 I can't do it because you are a block of wood! 698 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,200 I am a block of wood? 699 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,520 You can't do it. because I am a block of wood! 700 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,240 Let me show you now! 701 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,160 -You dare? -I don't dare? 702 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,080 -You dare? -I don't dare? 703 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,560 -See you. Ok bye bye. -Bye. 704 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,960 -Jennifer. -I was looking for you. 705 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,600 -Looking for me? -Are you good with computers? 706 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,160 Yes That is my specialty. 707 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,200 Great. Next Saturday afternoon. 708 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,120 Can you come to my house to fix the computer? 709 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,360 Go over to your house? Sure. 710 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,880 So we have a deal. Ok. 711 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,040 Ok bye bye. 712 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,400 -Hello. -Sorry I am late again. 713 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,600 Please sit please sit. You are not late. 714 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,960 I am early. 715 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,640 but to be able to wait for such a beauty. 716 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,760 is my honour. 717 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,320 Save your words for other women. 718 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,560 You said you had important things to discuss with me. 719 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,160 Has Benny gotten into trouble again? 720 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,400 Must we only talk about Benny? 721 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,200 Can't we talk about something else? 722 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,760 Today is my birthday. 723 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,040 I did not invite anyone in Malaysia. 724 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,280 only invited you. 725 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,880 You must be kidding right. 726 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,040 Don't believe me? 727 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,240 Ok. 728 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,720 Happy birthday to me 729 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,800 Happy birthday to me 730 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:58,480 Happy birthday to Jeremy 731 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,440 Happy birthday to me 732 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,680 I want to make a wish. 733 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,960 My wish is. 734 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,280 that the person in front of me. 735 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,480 will give me a birthday kiss. 736 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,960 Don't push it. 737 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,080 Then I will sacrifice. 738 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,840 I will give her a birthday kiss. 739 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,800 Your husband is not a man . 740 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,200 What did he say about you? A block of wood. 741 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,280 Darn him! 742 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,000 oh right. Don't worry. 743 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,480 We'll help you get back at him. 744 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,360 Actually. All guys are proud lustful and stupid. 745 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,720 They don't know that whatever they can do. 746 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,880 Women can do it ten times crazier. 747 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,560 Sorry to keep you all waiting for so long. 748 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,960 These are our hot favourites. 749 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,200 Let me choose first let me choose first. 750 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,400 Hurry up. 751 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,520 This one...This one is like my first lover. 752 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,800 Oh my god Come here. 753 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:43,960 Are you for real. come come come. 754 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,080 My turn. 755 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,400 I like that one. He has tattoo. 756 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,360 Come come. 757 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,120 He looks like Andy Lau. 758 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,680 You come over here Quick quick quick. 759 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:59,320 So dark. Your turn to choose . 760 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,400 Hurry up. I don't want. 761 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,800 I am just taking a look. You guys have fun. 762 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,320 Don't need to bother about me. What do you mean? 763 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,240 Come here is to enjoy. Ok let me choose for you. 764 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,840 What do you mean taking a look? 765 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,400 Ok It must be you. 766 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,680 You come here. 767 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,360 Greetings. 768 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,960 My name is Xiao Han. 769 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,280 Madam is very beautiful. 770 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,200 Madam is very pretty. 771 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,280 Madam drink beer. 772 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,280 Madam raise up your hand. 773 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,560 Make a "peace" sign. 774 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,160 Madam have a smoke. 775 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,480 Smoke Madam. 776 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:55,200 Madam be careful... 777 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:04,000 Madam look at me Madam. 778 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,040 There has never been a guy. 779 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,440 who treated you so well is it Madam. 780 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,960 Madam Today is the. 781 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,080 most unforgettable day in your whole life Madam. 782 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,160 Drink Madam. 783 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,680 Cheers. 784 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,880 You are drinking such a big jug. 785 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,120 No This is yours Madam. 786 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,880 Just kidding Can't you tell Madam. 787 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,040 Cheers. 788 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,280 Drink again Madam. 789 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,400 Cheers. 790 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,360 I am very happy. 791 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,680 Yes you must be happy. 792 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,280 Madam keep it up. 793 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,480 Madam Madam all the way. 794 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,200 Madam... 795 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,640 Madam feeling comfortable? 796 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,960 Ah Seng...feel so nice. 797 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,360 I am Xiao Han Madam. 798 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,160 Poor woman. 799 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,280 Must have been repressed for very long. 800 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:37,280 There 's no guy who has treated you so well. 801 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,520 Isn't it? 802 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,000 Don't worry. 803 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,960 Today I will use a man's charm. 804 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,360 and gentleness. 805 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,520 give it all to you. 806 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,280 Come The most unforgettable moment is starting. 807 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,000 You have a moustache? 808 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,280 I just shaved in the morning Still obvious? 809 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,480 Don't shave. 810 00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,920 The more you shave the more you get. 811 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,520 The third time already. 812 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,520 Don't blame me for skiving. 813 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,280 Shortcut. 814 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,160 Let's make it a quickie. 815 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,160 2009! 816 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,760 There're still people wearing such gigantic underwear. 817 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,920 What are you doing? 818 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,160 Removing your underwear. 819 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,160 Why are you removing my underwear? 820 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,760 You have to remove your underwear to 'do it'. 821 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,080 You molested me! 822 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,280 No no no I am servicing you. 823 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,840 -Madam Madam. -You removed my underwear. 824 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,520 and you still claim you're servicing me! 825 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,840 I will sue you for molest! 826 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,640 and attempted rape! 827 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,040 Madam! 828 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,200 Give me back underwear! 829 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,520 Give me money. Five hundred dollars. 830 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:02,600 You molest and strip me. 831 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,280 and still want five hundred dollars! 832 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,840 Ok Two hundred and fifty. 833 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,080 Why don't you go and rob! 834 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,560 Fifty. 835 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,640 Madam. 836 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:16,160 At least you should give me taxi fare right. 837 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,400 You cannot expect me to walk from Petaling Jaya to Chowkit. 838 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,680 Right? Ok ok Don't cry. 839 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,200 Okay You win! I lose I'm just unlucky. 840 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,800 Treat it as National Service. 841 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:29,080 Ok? Madam thank you.. 842 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,280 Bye Bye. 843 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,120 Hello? 844 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,160 Who are you looking for. 845 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,280 I am looking for Benny. 846 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:49,840 What are you doing? 847 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,720 Thinking of you. 848 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,280 Frivolous. 849 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,360 I have already planned for tomorrow. 850 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,160 I am bringing you to a very romantic place. 851 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,480 to have candlelight dinner. 852 00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,760 Really? 853 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,480 I will come and pick you up after you knock off. 854 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,720 Don't want. There are a lot of students watching. 855 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,920 Nowadays students have already started dating. 856 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,280 -As a teacher what are you afraid of? -I don't want. 857 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,680 Give me the address and I will go myself. 858 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,720 Sorry. My boss is calling me. 859 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,760 That's it kiss me. 860 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,040 Don't want. 861 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,680 Then I will kiss you. 862 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,400 -bye bye. -Bye bye. 863 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,360 Pussycat online now. 864 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,840 That's great baby. 865 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,280 Pussy Cat (Online). 866 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,600 Pussy Cat says: Are you ready? 867 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,680 Jeremy says: Yes. 868 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,920 Pussy Cat: Sends. 869 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,040 Accept---Save as---Decline. 870 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,400 Sending. 871 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,760 Finished. 872 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,280 Open. 873 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,520 Beautiful! 874 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,240 Oh yea baby beautiful. 875 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,240 Where did you go? What time is it? 876 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:28,600 It's none of your business! 877 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:29,800 You want to quarrel with me? 878 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,480 so what if I want to? 879 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,200 I only asked where did you go. 880 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,440 what time is it already? 881 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,600 Why didn't you call back? 882 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,720 I went to get a gigolo. 883 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,840 to prove to you I am not a block of wood. 884 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,040 You are my wife! 885 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,040 Cleaning, cooking and looking after the children. 886 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,280 Taking good care of this family. 887 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,680 I do not care what you want to do! 888 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,840 What did you say just now? 889 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,200 You went for a gigolo! 890 00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,640 Did you go for a gigolo! 891 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,040 Did you really go for a gigolo! 892 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,520 Don't yell at me! 893 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,240 I am hungry now. 894 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,640 and my wife just went for a gigolo. 895 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,880 You expect me to keep quiet?! You are hungry. 896 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,960 You are not handicapped Can't you cook! 897 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,600 You are not crippled! 898 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,320 You are my wife! 899 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,320 Cleaning, cooking and looking after our child. 900 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,640 taking care of husband is your duty. 901 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:23,240 Please be clear of your role! In your eyes. 902 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,000 I am just a cleaning washing. 903 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,200 slave who takes care of the family? 904 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,920 Can't I have some fun with my friends? 905 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,640 Just because I can't do it. 906 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:32,720 You went to find another man! 907 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,000 You wench! 908 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,560 Can you not link everything 909 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,320 to mating? 910 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,640 I don't know if you still love me! 911 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,360 I do not know. 912 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,120 I don't love you? 913 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:52,040 If I don't love you I won't buy and brew medicine for you. 914 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,720 All these years I've done so many things for you. 915 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,120 You don't remember anything. 916 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,920 Just because I didn't make love with you. 917 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,960 you feel that I don't love you. 918 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,960 Does it mean without mating there is no love? 919 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,480 Hurry up hurry up. 920 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,880 What are you doing? 921 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,160 broke again. 922 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,640 How many bowls must you break each day? 923 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,920 It is very expensive. You see. 924 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,880 just a few words and you're crying! 925 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,760 I am not dead yet. 926 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,880 I can't hire you anymore. 927 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,320 You don't need to come to work anymore. 928 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,080 don't need to come. 929 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,440 Don't cry. 930 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,880 There are other opportunities. 931 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,400 Right. 932 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,960 You haven't tell me where you live? 933 00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,040 I don't want to go home. 934 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,040 It is frustrating at home. 935 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,400 Then where do you want to go? 936 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,640 I feel like singing Karaoke. 937 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,720 Can you accompany me? 938 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,760 Did we do it last night? 939 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,520 Darling Yesterday you were great. 940 00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:16,440 I was in heaven. 941 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,200 Really? 942 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:23,200 Why should I lie to you? 943 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,120 But I... 944 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,960 I just like mature guys like you. 945 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,840 You like mature guys like me? 946 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,640 but I am an old guy. 947 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,840 Doesn't matter. 948 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,760 It is ok as long as we truly love each other. 949 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,880 You... How old is your dad? 950 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,080 Forty-eight years old. 951 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,720 I am older than your dad. 952 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,600 Are you using this excuse to dump me? 953 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,920 After being intimate with me. 954 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,760 then you say such things to me. 955 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,200 I have a wife. 956 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,880 I know you have a wife. 957 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:02,160 but I am not the type of woman who will break up a family. 958 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,720 I just wish. 959 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,840 a man can truly love me. 960 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,080 Just that? 961 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,560 Also. 962 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,040 give me an allowance every month. 963 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,240 how much? 964 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,880 -$250 . -$2,500 . 965 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,080 -in Rupiah? -Ringgit! 966 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,320 Finally getting to your point. 967 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,560 This two hundred is for you. 968 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,760 fifty dollars for you to take a taxi home. 969 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,720 You think I am a prostitute?! 970 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,240 Jerk! 971 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,880 You don't want money? 972 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,840 Think I am old. 973 00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,360 Already senile . 974 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,960 My brain is still brand new. 975 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,960 Haven't started using yet. 976 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,960 Come in. 977 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,960 Can you help me check my computer? 978 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:46,160 Don't know why it hangs once I switch it on. 979 00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,320 I am in a rush. 980 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,040 have to hand in project tomorrow. 981 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,160 Ok. 982 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,000 I will get you some water. 983 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,280 Thank you. 984 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,040 Here's your drink. 985 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,240 -Done. -Done? 986 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,440 Done. 987 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,400 Oh my god this has taken me ages. 988 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,560 You fixed it so fast. 989 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,560 Benny you are incredible. 990 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,360 You are my hero. 991 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,920 Thank you. 992 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,160 I think I better make a move now. 993 00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:35,640 So fast? 994 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,240 Stay a while more. 995 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,440 Let us chat. 996 00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:53,000 Closer. 997 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:55,840 Even closer . 998 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,760 I am not gonna eat you . 999 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,280 Come here. 1000 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,160 You are amazing. 1001 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:08,920 Where did you learn your computer skills from? 1002 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,440 Actually I learnt from books and the internet. 1003 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,280 I am not that smart. 1004 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:17,360 only know how to dance. 1005 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,640 Can you dance? 1006 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:20,120 I... 1007 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,800 Dance. 1008 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,840 Come on lets dance. 1009 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,200 -Dance. -I am dancing. 1010 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,280 More energy. 1011 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,280 Dance Come on Dance. 1012 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,640 Dance! 1013 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,600 Look at you You're sweating all over. 1014 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,600 Let's follow the beat. 1015 00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,160 and take off our clothes. 1016 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,600 Don't look at me this way. 1017 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:05,840 I am shy. 1018 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,200 Sorry sorry. 1019 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,280 I thought you are a good boy. 1020 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,800 but you're just a lustful kid. 1021 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,440 I am going to blindfold you. 1022 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,920 continue to dance. 1023 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,600 Come Lets follow the beat. 1024 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:19,960 and take off our clothes. 1025 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,640 take off your clothes! Take off your clothes faster! 1026 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,960 take off your clothes! 1027 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,120 I have already taken off all my clothes. 1028 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,560 You have to take off all your clothes too. 1029 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,760 Faster! Faster! 1030 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,200 That's right! 1031 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,280 Take it off! Faster! 1032 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,200 Take it off ! More energy. 1033 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,800 Wilder. 1034 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,000 Hey, Benny. 1035 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,680 I didn't know you could dance so well. 1036 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,600 Because of you. 1037 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,480 I am black listed in school. 1038 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:10,960 beaten up by my dad. 1039 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,360 Treat this as a lesson. 1040 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,520 Don't betray your friends in future. 1041 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:51,760 If you want to get the photos back. 1042 00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:52,840 You have to talk to my Big Sister---Shirley. 1043 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,280 That way. 1044 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,880 Don't be so nervous ok? 1045 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,920 Please don't say anything later. 1046 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,520 Just leave it to me. 1047 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,480 You are that... 1048 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,600 Can I speak Cantonese? 1049 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,040 I am not fluent in Cantonese. 1050 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,520 Hope you do not mind. 1051 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,920 You are the one who blackmailed my brother? 1052 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,960 Don't make it sound so nasty. 1053 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,520 what blackmail? 1054 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:55,280 Your brother and my younger sister had a one night stand. 1055 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,640 Your brother is married. 1056 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,800 Asking for some money to seal our lips. 1057 01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,360 is not too much. 1058 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,080 If we accidentally let the cat out of the bag. 1059 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:07,280 It would not be good. 1060 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,480 Correct? 1061 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,080 Threatening us. 1062 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,520 Threathening? Don't say that. 1063 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,800 I forgot to mention. 1064 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,520 My sister is celebrating her 16th birthday next month. 1065 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,160 Please come early. 1066 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,760 -16? -16? 1067 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,760 16 years old with a body like this? 1068 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,600 Your mouth stinks. Did you eat poop? 1069 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,600 Underage girl. 1070 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,200 What proof do you have? 1071 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,440 Proof? It is so troublesome. 1072 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:36,880 Make it simple. 1073 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,320 Call the police. 1074 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:39,960 What should we do? 1075 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,080 No don't call. 1076 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,040 Stop playing with me. 1077 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,080 So what if I am playing with you. 1078 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:52,840 You have a problem? 1079 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,280 No no. 1080 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,800 This is just a one night stand. 1081 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,520 there is no need for 2,500. 1082 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:04,720 You are right. 1083 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,440 2,500 is a little overboard. 1084 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,280 Why not this way. 1085 01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,360 One lump sum $100,000. 1086 01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,600 -$100,000? -$100,000? 1087 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,200 For just one night? She is made of gold? 1088 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:18,160 Don't fool around with underage girls if you can't afford it. 1089 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:19,200 I'll give you 3 days. 1090 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,520 3 days $100,000. 1091 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:22,640 If there is no money. 1092 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:26,000 You will have to explain to the police. 1093 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,520 Lets go. 1094 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,240 Please don't say anything later. 1095 01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:46,920 Leave it to me. 1096 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:48,720 Every month $2,500. 1097 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,520 becomes $100,000. 1098 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,520 what kind of lousy expert are you? 1099 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:54,840 It is ok. 1100 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,120 I have another idea. 1101 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,040 You were intimate with an underage girl? 1102 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,320 You have to help me . 1103 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,200 They blackmailed me for $100,000. 1104 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,200 If I do not pay up in three days. 1105 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,280 They will call the police. 1106 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,080 I don't want to go to jail. 1107 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,400 You have to save me. 1108 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,560 $100,000 . 1109 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,040 How much are you short ? 1110 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,920 I have always been saving. 1111 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,040 not much. 1112 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,640 $99,000 . 1113 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,200 $99,000 . 1114 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,040 You are still short of $1000. 1115 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,400 No. I am still short of $99,000. 1116 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,200 So much? 1117 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,520 I... You ask him. 1118 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:37,920 I don't know. 1119 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,120 I assume you ate duck rice that night. 1120 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,680 I do not want to quarrel with you. 1121 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,840 Now my brother is in trouble. 1122 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,360 We cannot stand by and do nothing. 1123 01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,200 You. 1124 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,240 How many times must I tell you. 1125 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:55,040 Do not fool around. 1126 01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:56,320 Look at you! 1127 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,400 you got into trouble now. 1128 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,120 We will help you. 1129 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,680 but you must also promise us. 1130 01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,480 to turn over a new leaf. 1131 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,000 Understand? 1132 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:07,640 Lets go lets go. 1133 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,200 The bank is about to close. 1134 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,920 Whatever I said just now. 1135 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,400 was for myself to hear. 1136 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,360 Don't take it to heart. 1137 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:26,720 I still cannot understand. 1138 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:30,280 how can you have intimate relation with an underage girl? 1139 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,920 fool around till that extent? 1140 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,520 The carpark was dark. 1141 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:35,920 I couldn't see her clearly. 1142 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,280 Carpark? 1143 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,880 Didn't you tell me it was the hotel? 1144 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,880 It is the hotel not the carpark. 1145 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,360 How did you know? 1146 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,440 He told me. 1147 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,240 Yes... I am troubled lately. 1148 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,040 Got everything mixed up. 1149 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,200 You have nothing better to play. 1150 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,600 fooling around with an underage girl? 1151 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,600 Nowadays girls mature early. 1152 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,200 and she looks very sexy. 1153 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,240 Every guy who sees her will want her. 1154 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,040 I really can't believe that you will do such a thing. 1155 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,240 Why are you here? 1156 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,680 I just heard. 1157 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,360 You had intimate relation with an underage girl? 1158 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:14,720 Not me not me not me. 1159 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,120 Not you? I just heard. 1160 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,600 Not me... it's. 1161 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,000 brother. 1162 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,680 my friend. 1163 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,640 Your friend. 1164 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,840 Your brother's friend? 1165 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,360 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 1166 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,200 Why did you tell me is him? 1167 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,120 Speak up!... 1168 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,960 Speak up! 1169 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:40,120 The two of you are up to something. 1170 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:42,760 What is the truth? Speak! 1171 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,200 -Who is it? -Who is it? 1172 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,240 -It is him! -It is him! 1173 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,440 How can you get me into trouble? 1174 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:52,600 Are you mistaken? 1175 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:53,880 -Who is the one who needs money? -I'm helping you. 1176 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:55,480 -But you got me into trouble instead. -Who is the one who needs money? 1177 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,320 -Who is it? -No... 1178 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,840 Is it you? 1179 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:15,200 They are in real danger now. 1180 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,480 I need to save them. 1181 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,840 Meishi. Meishi. 1182 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:23,960 Please listen to me? 1183 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,560 Let go of me! 1184 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,040 It really has nothing to do with me! 1185 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:28,680 I am helping my brother! 1186 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,120 Why did you walk so fast ! If you have the guts to do. 1187 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,760 you better have the guts to admit! 1188 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,560 Did you two gang up to lie to me? 1189 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,000 Is it you! Is it you! 1190 01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:38,120 Tell me! Tell me! 1191 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,440 Tell me!... 1192 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:41,920 Ok... 1193 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:48,600 Is me. You! Asking for it! 1194 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,200 I'm so mad! 1195 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,360 Stop it! 1196 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,080 And you! The two of you! 1197 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:56,200 Dear! 1198 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,880 I really wanted to help my brother! 1199 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:00,320 I don't want to see them divorced! 1200 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,720 You don't have to explain. 1201 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,280 We're not in a relationship. 1202 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,640 Whatever you like to do. 1203 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,080 whoever you like to be with. 1204 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:08,480 is none of my business! 1205 01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,320 Please listen to me will you? 1206 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,880 Ever since I knew you. 1207 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,920 The feelings I have towards you. 1208 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,760 are really getting stronger. 1209 01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,280 I think. 1210 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:27,240 I must be in love with you. 1211 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,280 It was just a misunderstanding. 1212 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,120 Please give me a chance will you? 1213 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,320 Ok. 1214 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,280 Then come home with me for dinner. 1215 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:41,600 My mum wishes to meet you. 1216 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,680 Meeting your mum is fine. 1217 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,320 but I am really busy lately. 1218 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,040 Give me some more time. 1219 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,880 Meishi! 1220 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,520 Dear! 1221 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,960 Whatever I say now is of no use. 1222 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:57,880 -It is all my fault! -When you can't do it. 1223 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,880 I went through so much just to buy medicine for you. 1224 01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,040 With me you can't. 1225 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:02,600 but with a little girl you. 1226 01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:04,280 are incredible. 1227 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,800 Who am I in your eyes? 1228 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:07,960 What are you doing? 1229 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,360 I don't want you to leave. 1230 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:11,240 This home really needs you. 1231 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:14,440 I really really really love you. 1232 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:16,360 You men are like this. 1233 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,520 you say you love me. 1234 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:21,680 but you fool around behind my back. 1235 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,800 Now that I found out. 1236 01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:26,080 You still dare to say you love me? 1237 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,520 I had enough! 1238 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,360 Where is the bag! 1239 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,400 Dear you must help me. 1240 01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,760 Otherwise I will go to jail! 1241 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:10,960 Benny "The Stripper". 1242 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,040 What are you doing? 1243 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,000 How did this happen? 1244 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,440 I was tricked by a female classmate. 1245 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,800 She tricked me into doing a striptease. 1246 01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,840 Then she uploaded it on to the internet. 1247 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:45,880 now the whole school is laughing at me. 1248 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,280 You also got tricked by a woman? 1249 01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:50,640 Also? 1250 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,240 who else got tricked? 1251 01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,960 What I mean is. 1252 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,560 You are already so old. 1253 01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,520 still tricked by a girl. 1254 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:00,520 Dad. 1255 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,440 Is it the older you get. 1256 01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:04,560 the more you shouldn't be tricked by women? 1257 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:07,120 Of course... Not. 1258 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:08,560 What I mean is. 1259 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:11,000 Girls nowadays are sly. 1260 01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:14,960 Even the smartest man can get tricked. 1261 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:15,920 Dad. 1262 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:16,880 What are you talking about? 1263 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,040 It's very confusing. 1264 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,560 Whatever it is. 1265 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,920 It is dangerous to be lustful. 1266 01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,080 It's her! 1267 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,640 It's her. who is she? 1268 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,080 she is my senior Shirley. 1269 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,000 This photo... 1270 01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:42,320 When was it taken? 1271 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,440 Last month. 1272 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,640 taken on her 18th birthday. 1273 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,560 18th birthday? 1274 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,200 -Are you sure? -I'm sure. 1275 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,960 -Are you sure? -Very sure. 1276 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,920 I was the one who lit the candles. 1277 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,040 18 of them. 1278 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,400 Can't be wrong. 1279 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,360 Dear dear! 1280 01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:05,200 Dear dear! 1281 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,440 I didn't sleep with an underage girl. 1282 01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:10,200 She is already 18. 1283 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,120 It is legal. 1284 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,360 There is nothing wrong sleeping with her. 1285 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,640 Dear actually you do not need to come. 1286 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,000 We can settle it ourselves. 1287 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,840 I just want to see what the woman looks like. 1288 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,960 It doesn't matter what she looks like. 1289 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:29,440 the most important thing is that she's 18. 1290 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:30,680 and that brother is not legally liable. 1291 01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:32,080 That's right! 1292 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:35,640 Can't you keep quiet? 1293 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,080 Dear Dear! 1294 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,960 You are that wench? 1295 01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:06,920 You are that old maid? 1296 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,280 So sly at such a young age? 1297 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,880 How could you ... 1298 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,360 Seduce such a short, old and ugly man? 1299 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:14,800 You have a really low standard. 1300 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,720 Such a short old and ugly man. 1301 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:17,960 And you married him. 1302 01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:20,200 You have an even lower standard. 1303 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:22,760 You... Shut up. 1304 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,800 If you are really that good. Your husband won't. 1305 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,080 be seduced by my sister. 1306 01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:28,120 -Where is the money? -Money? 1307 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,560 Here. 1308 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:32,840 Open it. 1309 01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:35,840 Boss it is fake. 1310 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:38,120 Monopoly? 1311 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:39,840 You wanna play? 1312 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,640 Let's play! 1313 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,280 Phone. 1314 01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,440 I'll call the police. 1315 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:48,080 You can explain to the police. 1316 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:49,280 Hello? 1317 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:56,800 Pizzahut. 1318 01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,560 Wrong number. 1319 01:12:58,640 --> 01:12:59,920 Still ordering pizza? 1320 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,360 The police is here. 1321 01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:02,960 Run! 1322 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,560 Let me go. 1323 01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:10,440 Police please listen to me. 1324 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,800 Nothing happened that day. 1325 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,040 He was dead drunk. 1326 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:16,320 I did not do anything. 1327 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,760 I just took photos for fun. 1328 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:22,560 Nothing really happened between us. 1329 01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:25,200 Let me go. Uncle save me. 1330 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:30,120 Uncle save me uncle. 1331 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:33,000 Sister-in-law. The worst is over. 1332 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,360 Let me tell you. 1333 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,080 I still want a divorce. 1334 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,640 I cannot accept a man who has betrayed me. 1335 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,360 You can't be serious. 1336 01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:46,120 It's the first time I've cheated on you. 1337 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:47,360 And I didn't even succeed. 1338 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,920 I also admitted my mistake. 1339 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,680 You think it's so simple? 1340 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,520 All you guys are the same. 1341 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,280 You only think of yourselves. 1342 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,560 Dear dear. If I'm really in the wrong. 1343 01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,520 Then let God punish me. 1344 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,160 Are you alright? 1345 01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:08,040 Sorry sorry uncle sorry. 1346 01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:09,480 It hurts! 1347 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:10,880 Hurt? 1348 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,880 Does it hurt as much as my heart? 1349 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,720 Dear don't be like this. 1350 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:18,240 -Let us go home. -I don't want to see you again. 1351 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,960 If you return home I will leave immediately. 1352 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:29,040 Forget it. Quarrelling everyday is not going to help. 1353 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:31,400 You must make a decision. 1354 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,000 Don't you admire. My care-free bachelor lifestyle? 1355 01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:36,600 There are many exciting things. 1356 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,440 you have not tried before. 1357 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,400 Doesn't hurt anymore? 1358 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:42,360 Doesn't hurt already. 1359 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:55,760 Yes. It's him. 1360 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,080 Bryan this is solid! 1361 01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:33,320 You and Jennifer... 1362 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,520 Give it back don't watch anymore. 1363 01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,600 Let me see! Don't snatch! 1364 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,040 Don't snatch! 1365 01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:42,760 I said stop watching! 1366 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,680 Have you had enough! 1367 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,480 Where is my mobile phone? 1368 01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,760 The video can't be seen by the teacher! 1369 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,120 Look for it! 1370 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,040 Hi. 1371 01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:40,640 Pussycat? 1372 01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:41,800 Yes. 1373 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,040 Jeremy? 1374 01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:44,200 Hi. 1375 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,640 Please take a seat. 1376 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,880 Thank you. 1377 01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:56,880 I never expect. 1378 01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,760 You look even prettier in person. 1379 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:01,360 Is it? 1380 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:07,560 Do you always date girls this way? 1381 01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:10,280 No. Actually I am very busy with work. 1382 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,640 Usually I don't have time to make friends. 1383 01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:14,120 That is why I go online. 1384 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,600 To meet new people. 1385 01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,080 Dating girls this way. 1386 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,720 is my first time. 1387 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,040 Is it? 1388 01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:23,840 This is also my first time. 1389 01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:35,960 The feeling you give me. 1390 01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:38,440 is so different when you're online. 1391 01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:40,800 I also feel that you are very different. 1392 01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:47,240 Thank you! 1393 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:49,600 I ordered for you just now. 1394 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:50,760 The cocktail here. 1395 01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:52,520 is very nice and famous. 1396 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,560 Cheers. 1397 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:02,160 You can't be serious. 1398 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:03,600 You think I'm the type of man. 1399 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,520 who will resort to spiking drinks. 1400 01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:06,800 to cheat women? 1401 01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,000 No. I am... 1402 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:11,040 Look at me. 1403 01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:14,360 I woo girls using my abilities. 1404 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:16,440 Not relying on drugs. 1405 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,400 I know but... 1406 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:22,760 I brought my own. 1407 01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:25,800 My mum said. Never to accept drinks from strangers. 1408 01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:27,880 Ok sure. 1409 01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,360 I'll drink yours. 1410 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:30,640 You drink mine. 1411 01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:31,880 Will it do? 1412 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:34,680 You drink yours. 1413 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:37,080 I'll drink mine ok? 1414 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:42,120 You finish both drinks. 1415 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:45,680 Ok. 1416 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,200 I will drink both. 1417 01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:56,160 Cheers. 1418 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,480 See No problem. 1419 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,560 Jeremy! 1420 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:14,880 Are you alright! 1421 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,400 Jeremy are you ok? 1422 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:37,280 Who tied me up? 1423 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,040 Is there anyone? 1424 01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:41,800 Let me go! 1425 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,000 Let me go! 1426 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,040 Let me go! 1427 01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:49,960 Who are you? 1428 01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,400 Why did you tie me up? 1429 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:57,720 Have you eaten? 1430 01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:00,480 I haven't eaten haven't eaten! How can I eat when I'm tied up? 1431 01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:02,720 let me go let me go! 1432 01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:04,880 Haven't eaten? 1433 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,280 I also haven't eaten. 1434 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,800 Come let's eat together! 1435 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:10,600 delicious! delicious! 1436 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,440 Come. Eat this. 1437 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,360 Try it! It is delicious! 1438 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,320 I don't want! Chilli! No! No! 1439 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,040 It's hot! Let me go! 1440 01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,520 Come! Eat chilli! Delicious! 1441 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,800 Girl! Prepare for dinner! 1442 01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,200 come and help me! 1443 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:31,320 -Let me go! -I am getting the fish cake. 1444 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:32,920 Do you want the big or small one? 1445 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,400 I want both! . 1446 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:44,400 Pussycat! 1447 01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:46,960 Hi. I am preparing dinner. 1448 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,200 So you want to invite me for dinner. 1449 01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,840 You're really creative. 1450 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,120 This idea is not bad. 1451 01:20:58,200 --> 01:20:59,680 but it's not fun! 1452 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,080 Fun? 1453 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:09,040 I heard you love to have fun right? 1454 01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:12,160 You had fun. With many women right? 1455 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:21,600 Jennifer is a bad girl. 1456 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:27,960 Upload. 1457 01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:30,640 Can you release me first? 1458 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,600 Being tied up is really uncomfortable. 1459 01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:33,840 sure sure. 1460 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,480 Hang on. 1461 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:36,920 Do you mind. 1462 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:38,680 If I take a look first. 1463 01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:45,040 Incredible! 1464 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:46,560 You think too highly of me. 1465 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:48,640 -Let me see. -What's there to see? 1466 01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:50,080 Pussycat I never expect. 1467 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:52,960 Your mum is still so fun-loving at this age. 1468 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:54,480 Fun! 1469 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,200 You think it is fun? 1470 01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:58,400 Is it very fun? 1471 01:21:58,480 --> 01:22:00,400 Mum. Mum Stop. 1472 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,440 Mum! 1473 01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:03,800 Is it very fun? 1474 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,240 Is it very fun? 1475 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:07,680 Let me tell you. 1476 01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,200 Let me tell you. 1477 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:10,960 10 years ago. 1478 01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:14,440 I have a daughter whose life was destroyed by "this". 1479 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:18,120 After fooling around with my daughter. 1480 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,440 He abandoned her. 1481 01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:23,360 My daughter was heart-broken. 1482 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,200 jumped from the 20th floor. 1483 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:29,440 and died tragically. 1484 01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:34,080 Daughter. 1485 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:36,120 Mum. 1486 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,520 Daughter you died so tragically. 1487 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:40,840 Mum don't cry. It's already been 10 years. 1488 01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:57,320 Upload. 1489 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,640 Let me ask you. 1490 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:29,920 Why do men. 1491 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:36,720 Behave like this? 1492 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:40,560 Stop hitting me... 1493 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:44,720 Please calm down. 1494 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:45,840 listen to me. 1495 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:48,560 Actually it's not our fault. 1496 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:51,360 Our nature is designed by God. 1497 01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:56,000 God wanted us to procreate aggressively. 1498 01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:59,920 So that human beings can continue to exist. 1499 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,440 It's beyond our control. 1500 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,440 Beyond control. 1501 01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:08,360 What is that? 1502 01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:13,040 This belongs to Muah's 'whoring king'. 1503 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:16,760 He told me he cannot control. 1504 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,360 So I helped him remove his 'problem'. 1505 01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:23,680 This is the souvenir he gave to me. 1506 01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:30,600 And this is Petaling Jaya's Casanova. 1507 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,040 Robert Tan. 1508 01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:35,720 He also told me he cannot control. 1509 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:38,120 I don't have any choice. 1510 01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:40,760 So I helped him remove his 'problem'. 1511 01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:46,360 This is the souvenir I requested from him. 1512 01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:48,920 Crazy. Let me go! 1513 01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:52,880 Didn't you say you cannot control just now. 1514 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,040 What is your name? 1515 01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:56,520 -Where do you stay? -Darn it! 1516 01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:57,920 Let me go. 1517 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,720 I am not married yet. I still want to have children. 1518 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:02,960 His name is Jeremy. 1519 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:04,040 lives in Kuala Lumpur. 1520 01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:07,520 Jeremy... 1521 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:09,120 How to spell? Spell...Your head! 1522 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:12,440 Let me go. Help!... 1523 01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:14,720 J-e-r-e-m-y. 1524 01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:18,720 J-e-r-e-m-y. 1525 01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:20,640 Kuala Lumpur. 1526 01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:39,120 I used to rear pigs in the village. 1527 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:43,120 I castrated all those pigs. 1528 01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:45,360 Castrate? 1529 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:48,280 Those pigs did not die after castration. 1530 01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:52,880 They grew to be big and healthy. 1531 01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:57,080 Most importantly after castration the male pigs. 1532 01:25:57,160 --> 01:26:00,520 never bothered the female pigs again. 1533 01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:02,040 I am not a pig. 1534 01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:04,560 I am a human being. 1535 01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:05,720 Human being? 1536 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,280 You are a beast! 1537 01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:16,400 Don't be afraid. 1538 01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:18,880 Once your organ becomes numb. 1539 01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:20,920 I will help you to remove it. 1540 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,960 Not painful at all. 1541 01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,760 Don't. 1542 01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:28,040 Don't. 1543 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:31,200 It's freezing. 1544 01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,240 Just a while more. 1545 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:39,280 Upload. 1546 01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:48,720 Sausages are my favorite. 1547 01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:50,880 Let's eat together later. 1548 01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:54,480 What about these meat balls? 1549 01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:55,520 Put it aside first. 1550 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,800 We'll cook together with his. 1551 01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:59,760 Good. 1552 01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:15,480 Want to run away? 1553 01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:29,160 What is the matter? Stop Police. 1554 01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:31,280 She... 1555 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,160 She wants to castrate me. 1556 01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,440 I didn't. 1557 01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:36,160 He wanted to rape me! 1558 01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:45,600 I had a hard time looking for you. 1559 01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:46,840 What happened to you? 1560 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:49,520 He... 1561 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:52,160 He tried to rape you. 1562 01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:53,560 I didn't. 1563 01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,600 Darn you! 1564 01:28:57,680 --> 01:28:59,360 You hit me. 1565 01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:00,840 The two of you be the judge. 1566 01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:03,120 They held me captive and wanted to castrate me. 1567 01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:05,480 I'm telling you. They may look innocent. 1568 01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:07,320 -But they are actually perverts. -Perverts. 1569 01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:09,160 Who's the pervert? 1570 01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:11,160 Look at your pants. 1571 01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:12,680 Why did you take off your pants? 1572 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,840 -No! -Go back with me. 1573 01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:16,760 No! 1574 01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:18,480 Its not what it seems... 1575 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,240 It is not. 1576 01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:38,800 Pussycat Go away! 1577 01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:40,000 Go away! 1578 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:41,720 What are you doing? 1579 01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:44,440 Why am I here? 1580 01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:46,400 Just now you. were at the cafe. 1581 01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:48,320 and you fainted suddenly. 1582 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,040 When you woke up. 1583 01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:52,160 I helped you over to the carpark. 1584 01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:54,360 who knows. when we reached here. 1585 01:29:54,440 --> 01:29:56,040 you fainted again! 1586 01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:57,880 I was scared to death! 1587 01:29:57,960 --> 01:29:59,760 I am scared! 1588 01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:08,280 When you fell. 1589 01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:10,800 You even injured your head. 1590 01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:14,040 I thought you were dead. 1591 01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:16,000 I was very scared. 1592 01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:25,560 Don't touch me!... 1593 01:30:26,160 --> 01:30:27,400 Don't touch me! 1594 01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:32,880 -Let me help you. -don't help me! 1595 01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,360 I told you not to follow me! 1596 01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,400 Young Teenage Couple's Shocking Mating Video Exposed. 1597 01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:20,400 Jennifer is a bad girl. 1598 01:31:38,480 --> 01:31:41,200 wow so big you see... so small. 1599 01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:42,760 why is it so small. 1600 01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:46,240 see! Amazing! Really amazing! 1601 01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:48,800 Come and watch... why is he leaving? 1602 01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:14,960 Look it's so dangerous. yah! 1603 01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:17,160 She looks so young. Right! 1604 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:18,960 looks like she is going to jump. 1605 01:32:28,920 --> 01:32:32,320 Jennifer! Jennifer! Jennifer! 1606 01:32:32,440 --> 01:32:33,760 Don't come any closer! 1607 01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:36,600 Ok I won't. 1608 01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:38,600 Hold it! 1609 01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:43,680 Don't do this. 1610 01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:45,360 Come down quick! 1611 01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:48,360 Whatever problems can be resolved. 1612 01:32:48,440 --> 01:32:50,440 It's futile. 1613 01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:55,160 Everybody has seen me naked. 1614 01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:59,760 how am I going to continue living? 1615 01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:01,720 Don't be like this? 1616 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,240 Look at me. 1617 01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:06,240 this happened to me before too. 1618 01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:09,440 I am still doing fine aren't I? 1619 01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:12,120 Do you know? 1620 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:15,400 death can't resolve any problem! 1621 01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:19,320 Benny. 1622 01:33:20,440 --> 01:33:24,800 Regarding the prank. 1623 01:33:25,960 --> 01:33:29,120 It was Bryan who forced me to do it. 1624 01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:37,360 He said if I don't cooperate with him to set you up. 1625 01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:44,040 he would post our intimate video online. 1626 01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:46,720 Sorry. 1627 01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:50,440 is it? 1628 01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:53,400 Actually the one who posted your video online... 1629 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:57,320 Is a useless, gutless, unforgivable . 1630 01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:59,240 First class jerk. 1631 01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:06,920 Jennifer I beg you! 1632 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:09,320 Everything will eventually be over. 1633 01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:10,840 Come down quick. 1634 01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:16,000 I promise you. 1635 01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:17,240 I will think of all ways. 1636 01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:19,600 to remove those clips from the web. 1637 01:34:19,680 --> 01:34:23,440 because death is not the solution! 1638 01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:32,840 Come down quickly. 1639 01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:35,440 Come down quickly. 1640 01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:41,040 Yes that is right. 1641 01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:44,360 Yes. 1642 01:34:45,360 --> 01:34:46,800 That is right. 1643 01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:48,160 Slowly. 1644 01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:50,320 Jennifer! 1645 01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:17,600 Hello? Miss Chen. 1646 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:21,120 I've been having the same nightmare lately. 1647 01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:24,520 I'm really tired. 1648 01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:25,880 head hurts real bad too. 1649 01:35:25,960 --> 01:35:27,600 Help me cancel all meetings. 1650 01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:29,920 apply for another day's leave. 1651 01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,120 bye bye. 1652 01:35:57,680 --> 01:35:59,320 Save me! 1653 01:36:04,280 --> 01:36:06,040 Save me! 1654 01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:07,840 Save me! 1655 01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:14,760 Save me! 1656 01:36:15,080 --> 01:36:16,720 Save me! 1657 01:36:21,720 --> 01:36:24,320 Save me! 1658 01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:38,560 Jennifer is a bad girl. 1659 01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:40,040 Delete Video. 1660 01:36:46,600 --> 01:36:48,400 Save me! 1661 01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:50,400 Save me! 1662 01:36:55,240 --> 01:36:57,400 Save me! 1663 01:37:07,440 --> 01:37:11,240 Save me! 1664 01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:56,000 Thank you. 1665 01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,320 Why did you come over? 1666 01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:00,680 I... I wanted to take back. 1667 01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:02,480 the book I lent you the last time. 1668 01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:04,440 I want to lend it to other parents. 1669 01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:05,920 Tried calling your mobile phone but couldn't get through. 1670 01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:07,360 so I came up to find you. 1671 01:38:07,440 --> 01:38:08,600 That book. 1672 01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:10,920 During the heavy rain the last time. 1673 01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:12,480 I already returned to you. 1674 01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:24,680 Thank you very much. 1675 01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:51,120 When are you free? 1676 01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:53,360 I would like to meet your mother. 1677 01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:55,840 Didn't you say that you are very busy? 1678 01:38:57,400 --> 01:38:59,280 No matter how busy I am. 1679 01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:01,120 I still want to meet your mum. 1680 01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:02,720 I want to tell her. 1681 01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:04,960 I want to marry you. 1682 01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:33,800 Dear. 1683 01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:37,840 Why did you come here? Didn't I tell you. 1684 01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:39,160 If you come back I will leave. 1685 01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:40,320 Get lost! 1686 01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:45,200 This week. 1687 01:40:45,880 --> 01:40:47,400 I've been living a meaningless life outside. 1688 01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:49,320 I really cannot live without you. 1689 01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:50,960 Let me tell you again. 1690 01:40:51,680 --> 01:40:53,400 If you come back I will leave. 1691 01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:56,200 I've told the lawyer to prepare the documents. 1692 01:40:56,720 --> 01:40:57,920 Ok. 1693 01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:00,520 don't say that I am heartless! 1694 01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:01,880 I already begged you! 1695 01:41:01,960 --> 01:41:04,320 I already admitted my mistake! And don't wish to divorce you. 1696 01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:06,400 Yet you still want to drive me away! 1697 01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:08,280 You are not leaving is it? 1698 01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:10,320 -I'll leave! -Ok! 1699 01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:12,320 You don't wanna leave. I'll leave! I'll leave! 1700 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,560 I am really tired. Go ahead and divorce. 1701 01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:17,280 Today I came back. Just to test market! 1702 01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:18,880 I've confirmed. 1703 01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:22,200 Brother. Sister-in-law. 1704 01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:23,760 You came just in time. 1705 01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:24,960 Your sister-in-law. 1706 01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:26,680 Is adamant about divorcing me. 1707 01:41:26,760 --> 01:41:28,960 I've talked till my mouth is dry. 1708 01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:30,640 -Sister-in-law. -Don't say another word. 1709 01:41:30,720 --> 01:41:32,280 I have already decided. 1710 01:41:33,080 --> 01:41:35,560 -I have news to tell you. -I said shut up! 1711 01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:38,680 The words of men. Cannot be trusted! 1712 01:41:39,160 --> 01:41:40,400 I am getting married. 1713 01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:45,400 You are getting married? 1714 01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:48,280 It's not enough to torture them one by one? 1715 01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:50,280 You want to marry one. and torture her slowly? 1716 01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:51,680 Sister-in-law. 1717 01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:52,920 I am serious now. 1718 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:54,840 Meishi is willing to marry me. 1719 01:41:54,920 --> 01:41:56,880 Now you're telling me you're getting married! 1720 01:41:56,960 --> 01:41:58,720 I just become single! 1721 01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:00,800 You know that? What do you want me to do now? 1722 01:42:00,880 --> 01:42:02,280 What can I do? 1723 01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:03,720 Sorry brother. 1724 01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:04,880 I did say that. 1725 01:42:04,960 --> 01:42:06,320 I would never get married in this lifetime. 1726 01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:08,320 It's because I haven't found my true love. 1727 01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:09,640 Now I've found her. 1728 01:42:09,720 --> 01:42:11,760 Sorry your head! Sorry! 1729 01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:13,240 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do now? 1730 01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:14,560 Have you two finished acting? 1731 01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,160 Finish acting then leave! 1732 01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:17,720 If not I will hit you! 1733 01:42:19,160 --> 01:42:20,320 Go on and hit. 1734 01:42:20,400 --> 01:42:21,920 You think I don't dare? 1735 01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:24,320 If I let you hit. 1736 01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:25,560 Can you not divorce me? 1737 01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:26,880 So simple? 1738 01:42:26,960 --> 01:42:28,760 Wishful thinking! 1739 01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:31,880 Please. 1740 01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,080 Sister-in-law. 1741 01:42:34,160 --> 01:42:36,120 Actually brother's sorry statenow. 1742 01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:38,080 I'm also to blame. 1743 01:42:38,160 --> 01:42:39,440 Both of you! 1744 01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:41,400 Just because you're kneeling now. 1745 01:42:41,480 --> 01:42:43,560 you think that I don't dare to hit! 1746 01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:48,040 you think that I don't dare to hit! 1747 01:42:52,440 --> 01:42:55,000 Dad mum what are you all doing? 1748 01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:58,040 Dear where did you drop your button? 1749 01:42:58,120 --> 01:43:00,200 Yes so small very hard to find. 1750 01:43:00,320 --> 01:43:01,800 Let me tell you. 1751 01:43:01,880 --> 01:43:07,720 Some things can never be found once they're lost. 1752 01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:11,680 Shower and eat. 1753 01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:13,840 She asked us to shower and eat. 1754 01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:15,360 calling your son! 1755 01:43:16,400 --> 01:43:18,120 She really has sharp ears. 1756 01:43:19,880 --> 01:43:21,560 Why not. I pretend to kill myself. 1757 01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:23,600 scare her ok? 1758 01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:26,440 What if you really die? 1759 01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:30,360 We've arrived. 1760 01:43:30,440 --> 01:43:31,880 This is it? 1761 01:43:32,000 --> 01:43:33,560 It is pretty big. 1762 01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:42,000 Mum Jeremy is here. 1763 01:43:42,080 --> 01:43:43,400 Open the door. 1764 01:43:44,520 --> 01:43:46,040 so many gifts. 1765 01:43:51,480 --> 01:43:53,400 -Hi Auntie. -Hi Please come in. 1766 01:43:56,040 --> 01:43:58,200 -Please take a seat. -Meisi. 1767 01:43:58,880 --> 01:44:00,960 You and your mum really look alike. 1768 01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:02,960 Is it? 1769 01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:04,440 It's true. Look at you. 1770 01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:08,440 Your eyes and noses are totally the same. 1771 01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:12,880 but she is not my mum. 1772 01:44:14,320 --> 01:44:16,680 She is our Aunty. 1773 01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:19,280 Don't lie to me. 1774 01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:21,440 My mum. 1775 01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:24,080 She should be busy in the kitchen. 1776 01:44:24,160 --> 01:44:26,880 Mum Jeremy is here. 1777 01:44:27,240 --> 01:44:28,760 Mum. 1778 01:44:37,320 --> 01:44:39,040 Hello, we are late. 1779 01:44:39,120 --> 01:44:40,200 traffic jam. 1780 01:44:40,560 --> 01:44:42,640 Hi I am her elder brother. 1781 01:44:42,760 --> 01:44:44,480 I am her second brother. 1782 01:44:55,800 --> 01:44:57,640 I am her mother. 1783 01:44:58,640 --> 01:45:00,640 Welcome to my home. 1784 01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:03,400 My daughter talks about you all the time. 1785 01:45:03,480 --> 01:45:06,360 so I couldn't wait to see you. 1786 01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,360 Today I've finally known. 1787 01:45:08,440 --> 01:45:11,440 why my daughter likes you so much. 1788 01:45:12,960 --> 01:45:16,960 you have really good taste. 1789 01:45:18,960 --> 01:45:21,920 I bought some gifts for you. 1790 01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:25,760 This is for you. 1791 01:45:25,840 --> 01:45:27,480 Don't mention it don't mention it. 1792 01:45:28,560 --> 01:45:30,560 Mum this is for you. 1793 01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:32,640 It is great that you came. 1794 01:45:32,720 --> 01:45:34,240 No need to stand on ceremony. 1795 01:45:34,320 --> 01:45:35,640 It is nothing much nothing much. 1796 01:45:35,720 --> 01:45:37,920 -Thank you... -ok. 1797 01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:39,480 Let us not stand and chat. 1798 01:45:39,560 --> 01:45:40,960 Mum have you finished cooking? 1799 01:45:41,040 --> 01:45:42,640 finished cooking long ago. 1800 01:45:42,720 --> 01:45:43,880 Let us quickly have our dinner. 1801 01:45:43,960 --> 01:45:47,320 Good good. come on. 1802 01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:49,920 come in don't be shy. 1803 01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:53,880 Why did you spend so much? 1804 01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:55,440 Just a small token. 1805 01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:56,560 ok let's eat. 1806 01:45:56,640 --> 01:45:59,760 Ah Yin take this and open it. 1807 01:45:59,840 --> 01:46:01,280 cut into slices. 1808 01:46:01,360 --> 01:46:02,560 Right. 1809 01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:05,840 I've bought your favorite beef and mutton. 1810 01:46:05,920 --> 01:46:07,200 I've ordered but forgotten to take. 1811 01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:08,720 It's at the supermarket nearby. 1812 01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:10,280 I will go and pick it up now. 1813 01:46:10,360 --> 01:46:11,600 I accompany you. 1814 01:46:11,680 --> 01:46:13,880 Take a seat. I will be back very soon. 1815 01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:15,280 I have been your brother for so many years. 1816 01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,040 I've never seen you buying things for us. 1817 01:46:17,120 --> 01:46:18,240 Not fair. 1818 01:46:18,320 --> 01:46:19,400 I think I better accompany her. 1819 01:46:19,480 --> 01:46:20,640 There is no need. 1820 01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:22,800 You have our company right? 1821 01:46:23,520 --> 01:46:25,480 Don't stand on ceremony. come eat eat eat. 1822 01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:27,640 I'll do it myself. 1823 01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:29,120 Where do you live? 1824 01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:31,600 I live in Kuala Lumpur. 1825 01:46:31,880 --> 01:46:33,440 Which school did you study at? 1826 01:46:33,840 --> 01:46:35,560 I studied in many schools. 1827 01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:37,120 Lately stocks haven't been doing so well. 1828 01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:39,200 Were you burnt? Right! 1829 01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:40,320 come come come. 1830 01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:48,200 I love eating sausages. 1831 01:46:48,560 --> 01:46:51,560 Our family loves to eat sausages. 1832 01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:54,600 Do you like to eat sausages? 1833 01:47:09,600 --> 01:47:12,520 Do you like to eat meat balls? 1834 01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:14,800 Hi I am Meishi's younger sister. 1835 01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:16,120 My name is Meizhen. 1836 01:47:18,600 --> 01:47:20,640 Don't be scared don't be scared. 1837 01:47:20,720 --> 01:47:23,800 Meishi is a great girl. 1838 01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:27,880 Take good care of her. 1839 01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:31,040 Do not bully her. 1840 01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:36,800 We love her a lot. 1841 01:48:03,560 --> 01:48:05,240 All this food for you? 1842 01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:07,080 For your sister-in-law. 1843 01:48:07,160 --> 01:48:08,760 Trying to make it up to her. 1844 01:48:13,360 --> 01:48:14,880 What is that? 1845 01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:16,120 Doctor. 1846 01:48:16,200 --> 01:48:17,640 Treat your illness. 1847 01:48:19,360 --> 01:48:20,920 I don't want It's embarrassing. 1848 01:48:21,000 --> 01:48:22,160 What is there to be afraid of? 1849 01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:23,520 If you're sick you should see the doctor. 1850 01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:26,000 It's very common nowdays for men. 1851 01:48:36,320 --> 01:48:37,840 Dear. You are hungry. 1852 01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:39,200 Do eat something. 1853 01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:41,160 You really look pretty. 1854 01:48:41,840 --> 01:48:43,360 You have great taste. 1855 01:48:43,480 --> 01:48:45,240 Come eat while it's hot. 1856 01:48:45,320 --> 01:48:48,200 I'm going to toilet. Dear Dear. 1857 01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:49,280 Smells great! 1858 01:48:49,360 --> 01:48:50,800 -Yes. -What do you want to eat. 1859 01:48:50,880 --> 01:48:52,360 Anything is fine. 1860 01:48:52,480 --> 01:48:54,000 Look you are perspiring. 1861 01:48:55,120 --> 01:48:56,560 Thank you. 1862 01:48:59,120 --> 01:49:01,000 Come let me feed you. 1863 01:49:05,440 --> 01:49:08,240 Brother. Here! Eat. 1864 01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:10,520 Don't be like this guys. Come on eat. 1865 01:49:11,640 --> 01:49:13,280 -Eat! -Eat! 1866 01:49:15,360 --> 01:49:16,760 Eat. 1867 01:49:20,760 --> 01:49:22,720 Everyone is so happy today. 1868 01:49:25,280 --> 01:49:26,280 Meishi Be careful. 1869 01:49:26,360 --> 01:49:27,440 Look let me feed you. 1870 01:49:31,240 --> 01:49:33,840 -Me too -Me too. 114965

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