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"To my special valentine,
you are my everything.
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I sleep only so I can dream of you."
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-Aw, Bob.
-Mm-hmm.
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Didn't Gene make me a nice valentine?
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It's very romantic for a child?
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-Mm-hmm.
-I mean, Dad, did you even make Mom
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an embarrassingly mushy valentine?
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-Like your son did?
-Hey, there's a plan in place.
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Yeah. We're writing out the ten things
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we love most about each other.
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And then we're gonna share 'em
over a bottle of wine.
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It's like love homework.
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Oh, that's kind of nice.
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And hard?
I mean, ten turns out to be a lot.
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That's what God said
about the commandments.
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Well, we tried to finish them last night,
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but we were making dinner
and then we were cleaning up dinner
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and then we were feeling too gassy,
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then we fell asleep in front of the TV
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and I didn't wake up
until a moth flew in my mouth.
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And I didn't wake up until you screamed.
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After all these years,
you two still sizzle.
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So we just need to find a quiet
minute and crap 'em out.
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Lovingly. How about you, Tina?
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You excited about
Tammy's Valentine's Day thingy?
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It's an Anti-Valentine's Day
thingy, actually.
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-Okay.
-It's a party for kids who are tired
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of living up to society's
expectation of romance
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just because it's February 14.
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So things with Jimmy Jr. are...
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I don't know.
He's at an overnight wrestling meet
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this weekend, and before he left
I said, "So, any ideas
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about how to handle V-Day
while you're gone?"
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And he was like, "What's V-Day?"
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And I was like,
"That's my super cool abbreviation
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for Valentine's Day."
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But by then he had his
headphones on and was singing
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a Red Hot Chili Peppers song really loud.
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-Guy's a catch.
-So when I heard about
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Tammy's party, I was very interested.
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Hearts are farts, people,
and Cupid is stupid.
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Cupid's just a baby
who likes to watch people kiss.
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And I'm not saying any of this
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because I don't have a boyfriend.
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You so don't have a boyfriend, Tammy.
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Shut it.
So I'm inviting a group
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of single girls and guys
who want to get away
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from all the rom-dram for one night.
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Sign me up, 'cause that's me.
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Ooh, space is actually limited.
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Plus, Tina, come on,
you're a total Valentine head.
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Nope, nope, not this year I'm not.
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Hmm, I'd valentine that.
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Oh, uh, sorry.
Hearts are farts.
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So Tammy invited me.
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Or actually she invited
a bunch of your burgers
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and said I could come with.
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Oh.
A bunch sounds like a lot.
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Free advertising?
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-Thanks?
-You're welcome.
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Bob, Bob, what about how well Linda sings
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that jingle on the radio
about the accident lawyers?
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She nails it every time.
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I really can do this myself, Teddy.
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Well, you need ten
and I got a list you can use.
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-You have a list?
-Forget it.
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Linda, what about Bob's knuckle hair?
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Like, sometimes it catches
the light just so?
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And it makes you feel safe?
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(whispers):
I already got that one.
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Ugh, Jimmy's really going overboard
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with his Valentine's shtick
again this year.
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LINDA:
"Tie-the-Knot Garlic Knots Appetizers,
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$20."
What a friggin' rip-off.
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-I'm not not knots interested.
-Way to keep an open mind, Gene.
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Oh, crap.
Here comes Jimmy.
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Hey, Bob, I saw
you guys gawking at my place.
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If you were hoping to get
a table for tonight,
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you can forget it.
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-I'm booked solid.
-We don't care, Jimmy.
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I still got dopes calling
and begging for reservations.
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I just hold the phone down
to my butt and fart on 'em, so...
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Hey, Jimmy, people are still calling.
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Should I just keep farting?
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Yeah, if you got 'em locked and loaded.
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The last two were silent.
I had to tell 'em what I did.
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I'd send the overflow to you, Bob,
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but I know how scared you are
of actually having customers.
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-Zoom.
-Ha. You're standing in your own way.
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-Trev, don't...
-What? He is.
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Eh, let's go back.
I feel a fart coming on.
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I don't want to waste it in here.
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It wouldn't be a waste, Jimmy!
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-Good one, Dad.
-(groans)
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So why aren't we open late
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for Valentine's dinner?
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Well, we're not really a datey,
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romantic restaurant.
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We're just a "shove a burger
in your face" place.
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And a "sip on a soda and yak" shack.
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Yeah, but tonight the streets are crawling
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with romantic suckers who haven't gotten
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their crap together enough
to book a reservation someplace.
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Yeah, so?
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So they'd probably go anywhere tonight,
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even here.
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This is insulting but kind of inspiring?
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I do hate to think
of all those poor lovers
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with nowhere to go, sitting at home,
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crying into their microwave dinners.
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I mean, to do it right
we'd have to dress things up.
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Tablecloths, candles.
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You could borrow
the Valentine's decorations
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I got up in my apartment.
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You decorate your apartment
for Valentine's Day?
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Some of the rooms.
It's not weird that I do that.
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No, it's not weird.
It's just sad.
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I wonder how many people
we could pack into this dump.
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Teddy, do you think you could
pull the booths away
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from the wall so we could
squeeze two couples in each?
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Sure. I bet whoever put 'em in
didn't even attach 'em
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'cause they didn't know
you guys that well back then.
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Plus he might have been
going through a divorce
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and so he cut some corners
on some jobs sometimes. Uh...
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Maybe we go a little fancier
with the menu,
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like a prix fixe?
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I-I haven't ground the meat yet.
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Instead of burgers
I could do chuck steaks.
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We had a substitute teacher
named Chuck Steaks once.
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-Ooh, and wine.
-Right, wine. Uh, do we have enough?
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Yeah, we got a few bottles upstairs.
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Plus the backup bottles.
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Plus the emergency backup bottles.
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-Plus the secret emergency...
-Sounds like we're good.
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The real gold is in tableside services,
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which could be provided
by Gene and myself.
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Roses, candy,
serenades for tips, et cetera.
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Hmm. Don't know about that,
plus who would bus tables?
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You know I love getting my bus on, Dad,
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-but I'm going to Tammy's party.
-We'd cover it,
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and you'd be making so much money,
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you wouldn't even notice
how bad we are at bussing.
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-That's the spirit.
-Are we doing this, people?
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Are we making some dumb
desperate love money tonight?
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-Yeah, let's do it.
-Yay.
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Now, I don't think the name Bob's Burgers
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works with the new concept.
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Maybe for the night we're Bob.
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-GENE: Or Bugers.
-LINDA: Or Urge.
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Urge. It's kind of edgy.
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Yay, Urge.
Everybody's got 'em.
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My therapist says some are good
and some are perfectly normal,
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-but I should stop bringing them up.
-Okay, everybody, get to work.
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And Gene and I will get
the word about Urge out.
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The wordge.
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Wow. It looks amazing.
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TEDDY: I'd fall in love with a wig
on a basketball in here.
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Gene, I kind of wish
you weren't dressed like that.
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-It's a mood maker.
-Yeah, he's Cupid. Aw.
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And your T-shirt makes
a great diaper, Dad.
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Hmm.
Uh, Teddy, thanks for all your help.
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And, uh, see you tomorrow?
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-Whoa. Why?
-Well, tonight we're...
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-kind of just for couples.
-I mean... seven, eight, nine.
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There's an odd number of stools,
so I can be the one single.
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Plus I can spend some time with someone
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I'd like to get to know better. Me.
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You've been under your own nose
the whole time.
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Oh, crap.
Lin, our valentines.
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It's okay, we'll do 'em
later tonight, right?
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-When we're rich and gorgeous.
-Okay, pep talk.
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Mom, Dad, bring it in.
I love you, but... (sighs)
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-don't mess this up.
-Okay. That was fair.
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All right, now people just have to come.
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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-Okay, let's close.
-We gave it a shot.
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MAN AND WOMAN:
Oh, cute.
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Hello, hi, come on in.
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Oh, my God, we're a fancy,
successful restaurant.
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Hey there, chuck steak.
"Hiya, Bob."
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Whoa, cool deep voice, chuck steak.
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"So, you gonna grind me up or what?"
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No, because you're gonna be
a steak on a prix fixe menu.
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"Prix fixe?"
I thought you'd be excited.
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Uh, can I call you Chuck?
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"Maybe."
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So, welcome to Urge.
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Don't mind the couple on the other side
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of the privacy partition.
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You're way hotter than them.
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And, no, I did not say that to them, too.
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-(whispers): You're hotter.
-Happy to be anywhere.
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(laughs) Someone forgot
to make a reservation.
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Oh, like it's my job?
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Am I a professional
restaurant reservationist?
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No, I'm a professional doctor.
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Don't "I'm a doctor" me.
I'm a doctor, too.
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Okay, so we're both doctors. God.
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So, What about a drink?
A couple of large wines?
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-Sure.
-And for you?
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Folded paper rose for the lady, sir?
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Uh, yeah, I-I'll take one.
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Oh, you're only one rose in love?
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-No, we're probably at a two?
-Two?
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-I-I mean four.
-I could tell.
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Oh, my God, I love that song.
It's so tip-worthy.
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-In the diaper, please.
-Gene, no.
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This is Urge?
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-Oh, Hugo. Uh, Bob, Hugo's here.
-Ugh, why?
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I thought the address
looked familiar, in a bad way.
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Lot of changes, Bob.
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-Um, not that many.
-Hello.
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Hello. Bob, I see
the look of fear and respect
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in your eyes, but relax.
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I'm here as a sexy Valentine's diner,
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not a sexy health inspector.
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So you have a date?
Somehow?
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Cheryl is meeting me here.
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Bob, Linda, I'm in love.
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With my mother's description of her.
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Aw, that's nice.
Uh, why don't you sit over there?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Okay, this isn't great.
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We've got extra tables and I'm pretty sure
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we're violating a bunch of codes.
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No, he says he just wants to have dinner.
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He's in love with some poor lady.
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All right, just bring him wine
with a lot of wine in it.
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So, a first date?
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Sounds like a paper rose situation to me.
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I'm gonna keep handing
you roses, you just say when.
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-Uh...
-First date on Valentine's, huh?
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It's kind of what I'm doing.
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And it's going pretty well,
if I do say so.
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Okay, 15 roses, that'll be $15.
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What?
No, one rose is plenty.
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And 15 songs?
Here we go.
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TAMMY:Guys,
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welcome to my Anti-Valentine's Day party.
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Check it out: black balloons,
black tortilla chips,
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and black eye shadow on moi.
242
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,386
-And your roots are black.
-Jocelyn.
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Let's do this.
And everybody that went
244
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,473
to an overnight wrestling meet
without nailing down
245
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,224
Valentine's Day plans can eat it.
246
00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,726
-(chuckles) Right?
-What?
247
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,561
-Exactly.
-Now we do our oath.
248
00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,772
-Ooh, an oath. Hell yeah.
-Everyone, hands in.
249
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,357
Whoa, lot of palms and fingers.
250
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,609
No one try to hold my hand
in there, you hear? (chuckles)
251
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,611
Hearts are farts and Cupid is stupid.
252
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:33,156
Tonight we take our chance
on no romance. I so vow.
253
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ALL:
I so vow.
254
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,034
Did we just marry Satan?
255
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,370
Now we're gonna do whatever
an evenly numbered group
256
00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,121
of attractive teens feels like doing.
257
00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,831
Just good clean Anti-Valentine's fun.
258
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,458
With Tammy's parents in the next room
259
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,627
-to help keep a lid on things.
-TAMMY'S DAD: Bye, Tammy-love.
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Your mother and I are off
to see different movies
261
00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,547
-at the same theater.
-Bye. Leave already.
262
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,758
Okay, there go the chaperones.
263
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,678
Not that we're gonna need 'em.
Cool, cool, cool.
264
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,558
If you like it, may I suggest a gratuity,
265
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,228
and if you don't like it,
I can make him stop.
266
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,437
For a gratuity.
267
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,272
Oh, my God, we're so full.
268
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,525
Hi, I'm Bob, I'm the chef.
H-How is everything?
269
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,194
'Cause if it's not right,
I'll make it right.
270
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,029
-We're good.
-Yeah, you are.
271
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,406
Are you flirting with us?
272
00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,200
No, just feeling happy
and-and really confident.
273
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,619
And maybe better-looking
than I was earlier today?
274
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,746
-Oh, you're on cocaine.
-Is that what cocaine does?
275
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,289
Are there any downsides?
276
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,709
So, how's our Valentine's?
277
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-Good. Good.
-Most romantic night of the year.
278
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,547
-But no pressure. (laughs)
-I'm having a good time.
279
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,842
-We both are.
-(chuckles): Okay. Enjoy.
280
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,677
I don't know what's going on
with these people.
281
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,095
They're so uptight.
282
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,014
It's like they got Cupid arrows
up their butts.
283
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,933
Well, my diaper is full... of Washingtons.
284
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,269
And we have five couples on the wait list.
285
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,729
-We have a wait list?
-I don't know.
286
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,022
What's it called when a bunch of idiots
287
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,606
give their names
and stand outside in the cold?
288
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,150
BOB:
(gasps) We have a wait list.
289
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,943
We could do a second seating.
290
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,361
I'll need to be changed at some point,
291
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,779
but otherwise I'm in.
292
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,698
Okay, I've got plenty of steaks.
What about wine?
293
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,575
We're kind of burning through
it, but I guess we're okay?
294
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,660
-Then we're going later, right?
-Yeah, I mean...
295
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,537
we were gonna do our valentines later.
296
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,372
-With wine, if there's any left.
-Crap.
297
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:07,417
I keep forgetting about that.
In a romantic way?
298
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,461
And think of the lovers out there, Mom.
299
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,962
Their poor money getting all cold.
300
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,340
It's fine.
We'll get to our valentines eventually.
301
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,008
-This is worth it, right?
-Right.
302
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,802
-And our valentines are gonna be so good.
-So good.
303
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,221
Guys, Hugo's still sitting by himself,
304
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,183
-but unlike me, he's not
carrying it off super well.
-Hmm.
305
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,894
So, Hugo, we're still
waiting for your date?
306
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,104
I don't understand it.
My mother told her
307
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,856
that punctuality is my biggest turn-on.
308
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,317
Then she's definitely on her way.
309
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,693
I'll keep texting.
310
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,945
Bob, not to be ticky-tacky,
but I've noticed that
311
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,280
you're slightly over capacity,
312
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,282
light levels are below OSHA standards,
313
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,577
and you have candles without
an open-flame permit.
314
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,747
Uh, yeah, but those are
kind of small things that are fine.
315
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,791
-There's a boy in a diaper.
-True.
316
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,292
At least I'm wearing the diaper.
317
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,252
On some Cupids the diaper wears them.
318
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,796
I'd hate to have to call my good friends
319
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,674
at the fire department,
but if I have nothing else
320
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,509
to do on Valentine's Day...
321
00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:00,053
Easy, Hugo, you're date's
gonna be here any second.
322
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,596
Yeah, traffic.
323
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,348
Please, please come, Hugo's date.
324
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,101
-I mean, you'll regret it,
but please come.
-What was that, Bob?
325
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,310
-Nothing.
-I hate you.
326
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,729
So I finally got my head unstuck,
327
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,314
and that was my worst Valentine's Day.
328
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,857
Anyway, someone else?
329
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,901
Or not.
You know, how about some music?
330
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,820
I'm just gonna pick a playlist at random.
331
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,447
Not that one, not that one.
Ooh, "Ultimate Snog Jams."
332
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,658
-Don't even know what that is.
-(music playing)
333
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,202
Huh, well, sure feels good
not to be looking
334
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,370
for some lips to land on
335
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,579
just 'cause of what day it is.
336
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,790
-Is it really bright in here?
-Not really.
337
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,417
Yeah, I'm gonna lower the lights.
338
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,335
Okay, hey, Tammy, a word?
339
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,337
I hope I'm wrong,
but I think some romance is
340
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,048
-creeping into this party.
-I don't know what
you're talking about, Tina.
341
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,426
Just remember our oath and watch
each other's backs.
342
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,761
Anti-Val pals. Wow, that's a lot
of lip balm you're putting on.
343
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,555
Oh, is it?
344
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,474
Still no reply.
And that was my last text
345
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,059
under my limited texting plan.
346
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,811
She's really not gonna show up, is she?
347
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,146
I mean, he did send a selfie of him
348
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,313
pointing at his watch.
349
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,898
Ah, she's not coming.
350
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,152
I'm alone on Valentine's Day
surrounded by happy couples.
351
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,945
Most of 'em aren't that happy.
352
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,155
And they're not all couples.
353
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,449
Some of us are single and sensational.
354
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,617
I think the only possible way
I'm gonna feel better
355
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,911
is to have the fire department
shut you down.
356
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,080
-Come on, Hugo.
-Wait, let me rethink this.
357
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,207
-Yeah?
-Nope, still makes me feel better.
358
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,668
-What do we do?
-Gene, how quick can you get in a dress?
359
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,795
You know my record is 3.5 seconds.
360
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,172
We got to stall him somehow.
361
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,631
Does anyone know the number
362
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,300
for the head of fire code enforcement?
363
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,676
Oh, that's right, I do.
364
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,928
Uh, Hugo, your date's here.
She's been here.
365
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,473
She's in the employee bathroom.
366
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,059
Yeah.
She saw you on your way in.
367
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,811
She thinks you're handsome,
but she's so nervous
368
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,314
that she's had a bathroom emergency.
369
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,649
And she's gorgeous.
She has, like, a hundred teeth.
370
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,235
And we didn't tell you this
before because...
371
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,946
Because she didn't want us to.
She's embarrassed.
372
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,032
But why are you being so loyal to her?
373
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,158
We're your best friends.
374
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,244
-Yep, best friends.
-So, in a way,
375
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,955
your date's going really well.
376
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,832
Great, I'll call Mother and update her.
377
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,919
The old "your date's
in the stall" stall. Love it.
378
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,674
So, my date's in the employee bathroom.
379
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,259
I knew there was a simple,
really good explanation.
380
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,803
I don't know about really good.
381
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,013
Bup-bup-bup.
Yeah, just an upset stomach.
382
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,640
Happens all the time on Valentine's.
383
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,225
They call it Cupid's revenge.
384
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,185
-That's offensive.
-Poor thing.
385
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,020
(whispering):
I can't believe Hugo's buying this.
386
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,980
I can, he's like everyone else in here.
387
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,982
He's desperate for a perfect Valentine's.
388
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,609
It's flattering in a way.
389
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,152
I gave a girl diarrhea.
390
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,320
You charmer.
391
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,697
Got to stay cool.
392
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,824
I'm steering clear of romance
this Valentine's.
393
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,242
Oh, probably should have
taken off my glasses
394
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,451
before splashing myself.
395
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,121
TAMMY:
Mmm...
396
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,123
Tammy, no!
Take a breath. Take a step back.
397
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,458
Whew, that was a close one.
Anti-Val pals.
398
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,585
(chuckles)
Hearts are farts?
399
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,547
Hearts aren't farts, Tina.
Hearts were never farts.
400
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,258
-What are you saying?
-I'm saying trying not to be romantic
401
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,802
is really romantic.
This is a party now.
402
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,846
You mean anti-Anti-Valentine's?
403
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,181
Now, we're gonna go in the closet
for six minutes and kiss.
404
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,641
Jocelyn, are you hearing this?
405
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,184
-Jocelyn!
-What?
406
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,773
-Wonderful. Wonderful.
-It really is.
407
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,608
So, by yourself tonight, sailor?
408
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,570
-Not by myself. With myself.
-Good for you.
409
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,489
-So glad I'm not that sad, lonely person.
-(entry bells jingle)
410
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,117
So this is Urge, huh?
More like Purge.
411
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,160
Ha. Rhymes.
412
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,870
Get lost, Jimmy, we're busy.
413
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,955
Yeah, I really don't have time
to be insulted right now
414
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,708
because of all the customers we have.
415
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,127
Yeah, you got 'em packed in like sardines.
416
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,920
They look a little drunk and bloated.
417
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,547
You know what, not bad.
418
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,090
Guess I rubbed off on you a little bit.
419
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,759
-I'm proud of you, Bob.
-What?
420
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,094
Happy Valentine's Day, pal.
(choking up): Really proud.
421
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,180
He's proud of you.
What's that feel like?
422
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,640
-I don't want you to be
proud of me, Jimmy.
-Too late.
423
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,225
-I don't accept it.
-You love it.
424
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,068
Where is everybody?
425
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,070
I don't know.
Are they all in the closet?
426
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,780
Ugh!
Damn Valentine's Day!
427
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:47,781
Look at me, whatever your name is.
428
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,908
Austin.
I know Tammy from camp.
429
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,035
I'm Tina.
Austin, we have a problem.
430
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,162
But listen, just because
we're the only ones not kissing
431
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,413
doesn't mean we're gonna kiss,
432
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,664
even though it's really in the air.
433
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,167
-So what do we do?
-Drown out this music somehow.
434
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,169
Uh, I know, we'll sing
435
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,171
the-the most unromantic song
we can think of.
436
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,964
-Do you know any songs about barf?
-I mean, no.
437
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,634
I'll just make one up.
♪ Barf, barf, barf ♪
438
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:17,852
Aah!
Run, Austin, run!
439
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,146
We got to get out of here.
Aah!
440
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:23,566
-How many closets does this place have?
-I know. So much storage.
441
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,236
Okay, we seated four new tables.
442
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,405
-Whew, I'm kind of beat.
-Me, too.
443
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,407
Teddy, you, uh, you saw
your check there, right?
444
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,701
Oh, right, let me, uh...
Aah!
445
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,452
Yeah, it's a little higher tonight.
446
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,705
It's fine. What else am I gonna
blow my money on?
447
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,040
Rent? Heart medicine?
(chuckles)
448
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,625
So, as long as we can keep stalling Hugo,
449
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,085
I guess we keep going.
450
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,670
And it's fine that we're lying
and he's gonna
451
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,463
-find out at some point, right?
-Sure.
452
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,799
And it's fine that Jimmy Pesto
is proud of me.
453
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,677
And, hey, if there's no wine
left for our valentines,
454
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,303
or if we don't get to 'em at all,
455
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,930
there's always next year, right?
456
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,224
-The important thing is,
we were gonna do 'em.
-Right.
457
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,101
Right. Because this was worth it.
458
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,769
So worth it.
459
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,521
Hell yeah, it was worth it.
460
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,523
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy,
what's with all the standing up stuff?
461
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,316
It's been a while.
I just want to make sure
462
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,317
Cheryl's doing okay.
463
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,569
No, no, no, no, girls hate it
464
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:08,570
when you make sure they're doing okay.
465
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,364
-He's on the move.
-Hugo, wait, wait.
466
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,033
-No, no, no, no. Hugo.
-Trip him. Stab him.
467
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,452
Cheryl, it's Hugo.
Are you all right?
468
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,412
She's shy.
Give her some room.
469
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,081
You're right, you're right.
Clingy me. I'll go back.
470
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,499
Someone's in the other bathroom
and I can't make it upstairs
471
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,877
so I need to get in there now.
472
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,422
-But my date is in there.
-And you are wearing a diaper,
Gene, so why don't you...
473
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,549
-Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
-Wha...
474
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,469
Oh, my God, she flushed herself
down the toilet!
475
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,930
LOUISE:I say we wait
476
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,557
till Gene leaves, then check all the nooks
477
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,808
and crannies in there.
Who's with me?
478
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,727
She was never here, was she?
479
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,772
-She was... in our hearts?
-Yeah, she was.
480
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:46,566
-Bob, Linda...
-You're actually okay
481
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,526
and you're just gonna go home
and take a nice bath?
482
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,236
Shut it down.
483
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,654
-No!
-That's another way to go.
484
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,032
I'm so sorry.
The astronauts were in the capsule,
485
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,368
and there was no way
to stop the countdown.
486
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,704
-I think we should stop now.
-Phew.
487
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,040
-It's over, Austin from camp.
-We made it out.
488
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,334
Without making out.
Should we hug? Probably not.
489
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,127
Right? Right.
But, hey, let's remember the time
490
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,754
we kicked Valentine's Day
in its heart-shaped butt.
491
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,464
Okay.
See you.
492
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,966
-(phone chimes)
-Oh, a text on the emergency phone.
493
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,219
"Hi, Tina.
Happy Valentine's Day."
494
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,595
JIMMY JR.:Heart emoji.
495
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,097
-Aw.
-(phone chimes)
496
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,807
Uh, hope you have the emergency phone
497
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,934
instead of your dad, like that one time.
498
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,686
Damn, I love Valentine's Day.
499
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,896
Did you just say you love Valentine's Day?
500
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,731
Nope. See you.
Texting back.
501
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,150
Heart emoji, kiss emoji, wink emoji.
502
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,568
Whoops, not vomit emoji.
503
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,278
Uh, announcement.
504
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,532
Urge is closing a little early
tonight, like now.
505
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,950
-What?
-(disgruntled gasps)
506
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,535
Sorry, people who just got here.
507
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,537
Excuse me, I need to blow out that candle.
508
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,955
(blows) Excuse me.
(blows) Excuse me.
509
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,331
What's going on?
510
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,625
We came so close to success, I smelled it.
511
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,919
It smelled weird.
Good weird.
512
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,964
To be honest, we were
kind of winging it tonight.
513
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,340
We're really a burger place.
514
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,467
It-It's not fancy, but it's fine.
515
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,970
-My son is usually dressed.
-Am I, though?
516
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,304
You know, it's a pretty good deal, too.
517
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,681
This version's kind of a rip-off.
518
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,559
Not a rip-off.
I mean, we did charge a lot more,
519
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,102
but we-we threw in candles and stuff.
520
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,147
Yeah, but listen, people,
maybe all that junk
521
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,815
just adds to the pressure
that everything's
522
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,859
got to be perfect on this one night.
523
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,319
Valentine's can just be
with the one you love,
524
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,571
and it doesn't matter where.
525
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,781
This is probably more than
we need to hear right now.
526
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,409
It's true.
Our Valentine's was just gonna be
527
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,911
us writing down the ten things
we love about each other.
528
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,206
Like I love that Linda
sacrificed her night for this.
529
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,958
Not as much for the money,
530
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,878
but so you guys would have
somewhere to go.
531
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,589
I mean, money's good,
and I love that Bob's a dreamer
532
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,841
who just wanted a fancy
restaurant for one night.
533
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,385
-And I love...
-Oh, my God, are you really
doing ten of these?
534
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,845
No, ten's crazy.
535
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,555
I don't know what we were thinking.
536
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,974
-Maybe a couple more?
-I love that Linda says "vroom vroom"
537
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,392
when she turns on the coffee maker.
538
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,935
Oh, I had that one on my list.
539
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,688
I love that Bob's mustache
flutters when he sneezes.
540
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,482
I guess Mom and Dad
are doing their valentines.
541
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,609
Out loud and in front of strangers.
542
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,236
Those romantic sons of bitches.
Play something nice.
543
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,529
-Baby-making music?
-You know it.
544
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:57,906
WOMAN:
Hugo?
545
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,617
You look exactly like
your mother described you.
546
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,410
Cheryl? You're here.
What happened?
547
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,372
-Sorry I'm so late.
I went to the wrong Urge.
-Really?
548
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,040
Yeah.
There's one in Bog Harbor.
549
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,751
It's more of a sex toy shop
with a theater in the back.
550
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,670
Oh.
Did you see all my texts?
551
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,963
Well, you turn off your phone
when you're in the theater.
552
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,465
I'm kidding.
My battery died.
553
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,466
You're delightful.
554
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,677
Bob, re-Urge the place, pronto.
555
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,804
Yeah, we're back in business, baby.
556
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,640
Honestly, I kind of just
want to be our old restaurant again.
557
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,600
Tell you what, h-how about a burger?
558
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:26,643
I'd love a burger.
559
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,019
They're delicious.
And afterwards,
560
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,437
you still got a little money left.
561
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,314
You can buy heart medicine and not die.
562
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,108
I'd have a burger.
Do you want a burger?
563
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,484
I could go for a burger, yeah.
564
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,278
Valentine's burgers, all right.
Anyone else?
565
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:40,115
-Bob, can you leave a candle on one table?
-Sure.
566
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:41,866
We're doing this again next year, right?
567
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,576
-Eh...
-Eh... we'll see.
568
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,953
Or you know what's coming up?
569
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,788
Presidents' Day.
Some paper flags.
570
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,581
This guy as a little Lincoln.
571
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,291
Same outfit, just add hat and beard.
572
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,377
-I'd eat there.
-Oh, I got to grind some meat.
573
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,837
(as steak):
"What's happening?"
574
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,296
We're doing burgers, Chuck.
575
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,881
"Wait, what?"
Oh, sorry, I...
576
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,883
(chuckles)
"Just kidding, I'm into it.
577
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,844
Grind me, Bob.
Do it!"
578
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,920
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