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Mornin'.
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Morning. You birdwatchin'
or scopin' out dinner?
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I love birds.
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Except for cardinals, ravens,
falcons, and seahawks.
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What about the eagles?
Don't you hate them?
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It's unpatriotic to hate an eagle.
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And yet, you hate the Patriots.
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I don't hate the Patriots.
I hate Tom Brady.
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It's unnatural for a man
to be that pretty.
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Okay, I gotta get to the Cracker Barrel.
I'm training a new waitress.
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Her name is Sunshine.
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Sunshine?
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You should train her parents
how to name their kid.
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Yeah, and she was born in 2001.
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How the fuck is that a thing?
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Drives me crazy.
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She's always on her phone,
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not payin' attention,
playin' with her hair.
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They should've named her "Colt."
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I see you've come around with the Keurig.
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Yeah. Can't imagine that
I haven't always started my mornin'
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with Gloria Jean's Butter Toffee.
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Howdy, neighbors.
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Name's Colt Bennett,
I own the stretch down the road.
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I just wanted to stop by
and let you know my door's always open.
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Mainly 'cause my house burned down,
and I don't have a door.
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Y'know, erm...
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Beau didn't even speak
to his last neighbor for over 30 years.
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Yeah? First off, his last neighbor
wasn't as good looking.
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And he never brought him hot coffee
and a dozen of his favorite donuts.
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There's 11 plain and one powdered,
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'cause I know you like
to have somethin' to complain about.
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Hang on. Where's that coffee from?
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The gas station.
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Only place you can stir in your sugar
with a Slim Jim.
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Perfect.
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Ahh! Now that should be a Keurig flavor.
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You could call it
"Circle K Burnt to Shit."
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- Thanks, neighbor.
- Yep.
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I'll see you in 30 years.
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Hey, you guys see Rooster?
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He wasn't at the hunting cabin
and his bike's gone.
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And Jill at the Circle K
said he didn't stop in
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for his morning Red Bull and nachos.
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So... he was late
for his first day at work.
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Well, shit.
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What?
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I had Rooster fuckin' up first.
She had you.
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Nothing personal.
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You fuck up a lot.
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Yeah, I get it.
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When I was playin' football,
I made a lot of money bettin' against me.
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Man, I can't believe Rooster
pulled this shit on a first day of work.
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But y'know what? It's fine.
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He can skip out today.
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Come first time we've gotta birth a calf,
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you'll find my ass drunk and streaking
through the infield at Talladega.
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Please tell me more about things
that are no longer my problem.
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Such as, have they discontinued
some of your facial scrubs?
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No.
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Just the opposite.
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Now they're selling that loganberry
exfoliant in the 18-ounce bottle.
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Hang on.
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Take that fuckin' powdered donut.
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And the other three that touched it.
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Doctor said our little girl's
in the 95th percentile for head size,
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so I'm happy she's got her mama's smarts
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but I'm not happy that giant head
has to come out of me.
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They show you her throwin' arm?
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Hm. Doctor said it looks strong.
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So she's got her mama's arm, too.
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You wanna talk to her?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Sorry I can't be there.
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I promise you, I'm gonna be at
every recital and Christmas pageant.
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If you decide to play a sport where
you run around with a ribbon on a stick,
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I'll be there with a sweatshirt on
that says "Proud Dad of Ribbon Girl."
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Unless it's the same day
as the Super Bowl.
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Why would they do that, though?
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Hey, Colt!
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Hey. Just...
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Hey, little floatin' Abby head!
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How you feelin'?
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Looks like you're about to calf.
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Hey, Dale.
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A pregnant woman always loves
being compared to a farm animal.
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Oh. Well... you never looked
more beautiful.
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Thank you. I'm gonna go. Love you, Colt.
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Okay. I'll talk to you soon, babe.Bye.
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I thought that "calf" thing
was kinda cute.
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You coulda backed me up
while she's still on the line, asshole.
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Oh, no.
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I made that mistake before.
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A couple weeks ago, she come home
with a new pair of pink pajamas.
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I said, "Who's my little piggy?"
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Slept in the tub that night.
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How'd the herd look?
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Oh, they're putting on weight real well,
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kinda like my niece in her freshman year
at Colorado State.
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Apparently, she was majoring in pasta.
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Well, that's one piece
of good news, I suppose.
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Not for her diabetes.
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But I do have one piece of bad news.
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I couldn't find Heifer 306.
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Yeah?
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Sometimes them tags get turned
upside down. Did you find 9-O-E?
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No, I looked all over the pasture.
I couldn't see hide nor hoof of...
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Did I just come up with that phrase?
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I'll tell you something,
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that is gonna go on a T-shirt
on my Etsy store.
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That's just great.
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On my first day on the new ranch
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I'm already down a brother,
a tractor and now, a cow.
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I stress-ate six donuts.
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I'm starting to get a muffin top
on top of my Wranglers.
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I remember my first day as a vet.
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I'm sorry, Dale, I ain't got time
for one of your stories right now.
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I've gotta go find that cow.
Maybe I should jog there.
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Yeah, I totally understand.
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It was 1970.
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I'd just diagnosed mad cow disease
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for Mike Beale's herd.
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Shut the whole operation down.
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Turned out I'd dripped
a little ketchup out of my Whopper
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into the blood sample.
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You know what cow would have been mad
about that Whopper? Your niece.
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Hey, Joanne.
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You're home early.
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Yeah, 'cause I just got fired.
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What?
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I get to work, my manager tells me
they have to let me go.
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Guess who replaced me?
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Fuckin' Sunshine.
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That's right.
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I got replaced by somebody
who couldn't work last weekend
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because she was grounded.
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Jesus, Joanne, this is awful.
What'd they say?
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Nothin'. Just they had to give me
two weeks' notice.
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I said, "You can take those two weeks
and shove them up your fuckin' ass."
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Then I apologized
to the nice Mormon family on table eight.
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Then I got escorted off the property.
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Well, don't worry about the Mormons.
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Can't trust anyone who wants to deal
with more than one wife.
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I can't believe this.
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You've been working
at the Cracker Barrel forever.
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Yeah, they don't care
about experience or loyalty.
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Couple months back,
I had a bad case of the flu,
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I still went to work.
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Three days later, half the staff
called in sick. I was there.
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I'm so sorry you have to deal with this.
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It's gonna be fine.
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You're the hardest-working woman I know.
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You know what they say...
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"When God closes a Barrel, he opens a...
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Waffle House."
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Thanks, Beau.
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Well, now that I have the day off I...
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might as well go look for something else.
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Gotta pay the bills.
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Of course, with my house burned down,
Visa's gotta find me first.
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That's the attitude.
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You'll find someplace better to work.
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Preferably no ethnic food.
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Although I suppose I could deal
with the Olive Garden.
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Rooster, I just hit the Powerball.
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That's right, 75 million dollars.
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Yeah, that's 75 million dollar tacos.
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Or one gigantic 75-million-dollar taco.
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Call me back or I'm gonna have
to split it with someone else.
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Hey, it's my best friend, Colt.
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You look good today.
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I didn't win the lotto, Hank,
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I'm just trying to get my dipshit brother
to call me back.
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And I'm just trying
to give my friend a compliment.
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Hey, Colt. You want a Bud?
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No, I ain't got time.
I gotta get back to the ranch.
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Just stopped by on my way back from
the feed store to see if Rooster's here.
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Oh, y'know, actually,
can you fill this back up?
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It's Bud Light.
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Smart. You're driving.
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Rooster hasn't been here all day.
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He text you?
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I dunno. Let's see.
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Hmm. Darlene wants to kill her kids.
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Heather also wants to kill Darlene's kids.
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Checking account, less than $25.
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That's it, nothin' from Rooster.
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What the fuck?
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He didn't show up on the first day.
He won't text me back.
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It's like, when did I become
the responsible one?
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Y'know, how many places
could he be, seriously?
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Here, the ranch,
Dairy Queen, strip club,
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the other Dairy Queen?
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Did they open a third Dairy Queen?
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No. Apparently, 500 signatures
don't mean anythin' to them people.
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- When's the last time you talked to him?
- Last night. He came here.
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He offered me a ticket to Wrestlemania.
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You guys are goin'?
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Cool. So are me and Abby.
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Assumin' our tickets
ever show up in the mail.
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Was he acting weird?
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He was a little freaked out about Nick.
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Once I told him Nick went back
to Ohio, though, Rooster seemed fine.
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Yeah, okay.
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You're right. I'll swing by
the Dairy Queen and the strip club.
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Even if I don't find him,
it's still a pretty good day.
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Erm, if you see Darlene, will you tell her
I cannot babysit tonight?
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Oh, shit, she's working
at the Dairy Queen now?
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Yeah, sure.
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Ah.
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Dad, you butt-dialed me again!
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Shit.
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Yeah, I'm just down at the bar.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
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All right.
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- Is it about Rooster?
- No.
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No, he found a cow. What's left of it.
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Apparently, a wolf got it.
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I gotta go.
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But give me a holler
if you hear from Rooster, all right?
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Yeah, know what? I'm gonna text him
a picture of my boobs.
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If he doesn't respond to that,
we know something's wrong.
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Sure.
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Hey, it's my best friend Mary.
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Man, that thing is torn up.
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I think we're looking at a pack.
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I only saw one set of tracks.
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Probably just a lone wolf,
got pushed out of the pack.
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How could you not notice
you were missin' a cow?
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Oh, I noticed.
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I was looking for it all afternoon.
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At the bar?
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Just 'cause that's
where we always find you
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that doesn't mean
that's where the cows go.
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What a day!
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Cow gets hit, tractor's not runnin'...
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my pee smells like asparagus.
I haven't had asparagus in months.
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Hey, you tell me.
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I was at the bar looking for Rooster.
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Yeah?
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And?
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Mary ain't heard from him either.
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Look, he's only been gone for 12 hours.
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For him, that's not missing, that's late.
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And if it were you, that'd be early.
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Something don't feel right.
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You know he started hookin' up
with Mary again?
248
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,840
Her ex-husband Nick...
249
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,549
threatened him.
250
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,469
That dude's creepy, man.
251
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,930
He's like the clown from It
252
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,015
if he sold all his makeup to buy meth.
253
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,687
Mary was married to a clown?
254
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,565
No. It's...
255
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,025
Yes, she married a clown.
256
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,822
What is it...? There's something goin' on.
257
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,908
- I think this Nick guy knows somethin'.
- Well, hell...
258
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,912
Your brother gets himself
into these situations all the time.
259
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,667
He disappears for a couple of days,
then he comes home and says,
260
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,751
"Hey, Dad...
261
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,588
if a chick's husband
comes lookin' for me...
262
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,339
tell him I'm dead.
263
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:09,093
But tell him I died
in a real badass way. He he he."
264
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,099
He was so excited about this ranch.
265
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,309
We had a whole plan.
266
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,978
We was gonna disk up the field,
make it look like crop circles,
267
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,813
try to convince you that aliens landed.
268
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,567
We was even gonna give Shaggy 20 bucks
269
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,819
to paint himself green
and run around naked.
270
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,530
He agreed to do it
before we even offered him money.
271
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,826
If we don't hear from Rooster tomorrow...
272
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,368
we'll deal with it.
273
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,623
You keep kiddin' about those aliens.
274
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,374
I'll be all safe in my bunker
275
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,628
and E.T. will be probin' your ass
276
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,879
with that finger of his.
277
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,214
Jesus, Dad.
278
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,548
Oh.
279
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,426
All I'm sayin'...
280
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,222
as excited as he was,
for him to not show up...
281
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,505
Hey. Sh!
282
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,820
Shit!
283
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,656
Well, good night.
284
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,283
I thought I had it.
285
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,910
Yeah, well, you missed him.
286
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,954
He's not coming back tonight.
287
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,415
But the good news is,
we can take a trip to the taxidermist
288
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,418
about that 12-point bush you just killed.
289
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,553
- Hey.
- Hey.
290
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,221
I saw your note. You guys get a wolf?
291
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,347
Nope.
292
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,266
Thought I heard a gunshot.
293
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,017
Oh my God, is Colt okay?
294
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,938
How you doin'?
295
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,440
Any luck on the job huntin'?
296
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,153
Where am I gonna get my
"friends and family" discount?
297
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,992
Please say Charlie's Steakhouse.
298
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,580
Nah, they're not hiring, I checked.
299
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,458
I went to every restaurant
within ten miles of here.
300
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:09,338
Most didn't need help and those that did
seemed to be hiring waitresses more like...
301
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,090
Fuckin' Sunshine.
302
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,888
You think I should do somethin'
different with my hair?
303
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,349
A lot of women are putting in
these fun highlights,
304
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,768
y'know, like blue and pink streaks.
305
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,898
I think that's a question for Abby.
306
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,819
Or better yet, Colt.
307
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,615
I'm serious.
308
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,533
I feel like I need a change.
309
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,619
You look great.
310
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,080
Stop thinkin' about this job thing.
311
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,041
It's only the first day.
312
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,960
You remember Sue Miller
who got fired from the Safeway?
313
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,920
She looked for a job for six months,
314
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,506
and then had to end up
movin' in with her daughter.
315
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,344
Now she tells me
she just has the best job in the world,
316
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,220
"full-time grandma."
317
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,019
Bullshit, Sue. I see you poppin' Xannies
like Skittles.
318
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,442
Maybe you oughta look for something
other than waitin' on tables.
319
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,487
I could talk to Glen
down at the feed store.
320
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,572
God knows he needs help.
321
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,616
He's always out of baling wire
322
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,369
but he's got plenty
of fuckin' Charleston Chews.
323
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,747
I don't know, maybe.
324
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,793
Are you okay?
325
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,754
Well, what if this is it?
326
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,006
What if nobody ever hires me again
327
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,342
'cause they just see a useless, old woman?
328
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,928
That's not who you are.
329
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,596
Well, I know that.
330
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,598
What if nobody else ever does?
331
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,602
I can't afford to stop working.
332
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,856
You know how much money
I have in my savings account?
333
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,733
Six hundred dollars.
334
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:58,364
That's all I have to show
for a lifetime of work. $600, Beau.
335
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,992
Times are always tough.
336
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,078
But you'll get through this.
337
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,455
And in the meantime...
338
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,666
I can help you out.
339
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,045
Did you seriously just offer me a handout?
340
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,589
No, but I know you need help
341
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,217
and I've got money to spare, I could...
342
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,054
Jesus Christ,
I sound like a fuckin' Democrat.
343
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,688
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
344
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,607
I mean, even if I had more savings,
I wouldn't wanna stop workin'.
345
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,025
It gives me a sense of purpose.
346
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,321
You're gonna keep on lookin'
until you find a job you deserve.
347
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,074
And in the meantime,
348
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,951
we're gonna go down
to the Cracker Barrel
349
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,912
and siphon all the gas
out of Sunshine's car.
350
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,503
It's electric.
351
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,133
Fuckin' Sunshine.
352
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:07,807
Hey, Colt.
353
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,560
Oh, shit.
354
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,356
Hiya... Oh, shit, look at that uniform.
355
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,527
Whoa. What happened to Garrison's finest?
356
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,155
Going to sheriff's department now?
357
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:25,159
That's good news. That means I can drink
and drive anywhere I want in the county.
358
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,788
Wow, look at that. When'd you start?
359
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,871
Yesterday.
360
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,041
I was lucky there was an openin'.
361
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,794
I mean, the guys in the department
are all still grievin',
362
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,545
but for me, it's awesome.
363
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:41,091
Yeah, I heard about that accident
at the gun range.
364
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,927
Congratulations, man.
365
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:48,015
So, I got your text.
366
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,600
What's this favor you need?
367
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:50,683
Yeah.
368
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,772
I was just wonderin', how long
does Rooster have to be missin'
369
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,607
before you put an APB out on him?
370
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,234
Oh, come on, man.
371
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,861
Last time you had me do that,
it was so that we barge in on him
372
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,446
banging Pregnant Linda.
373
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,493
Still watch that body-cam footage
every Christmas.
374
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,453
Well, this...
375
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,205
This is serious.
376
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,707
He's been gone for a day and a half.
377
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,001
His bike's missing,
he won't return my texts.
378
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,629
You didn't return my text
for, like, a week and a half
379
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,673
when I invited you
to my Fourth of July BBQ.
380
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:25,553
That was different. I was waitin' to see
if somethin' better come along.
381
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,180
It did, too.
382
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:31,183
Abby's cousin, she's got a houseboat
on Lake Powell.
383
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,228
Chugged a whole bottle of Fireball.
384
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,313
Shot Roman candles out of it.
385
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,067
Eddie Braun almost lost a finger.
386
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:44,697
Well, we had a slip and slide,
so f-u-u-uck you.
387
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,121
It's not that unusual, Rooster being gone.
388
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,622
Yeah. I know.
389
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,541
Just...
390
00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:00,546
There was some shady shit going on
with Mary's ex, Nick.
391
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,214
Yeah, that guy's bad news.
392
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,052
Y'know, he threatened to kill Rooster
before he left town.
393
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:08,762
He didn't leave town.
394
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:11,431
What?
395
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,183
I saw him today.
396
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,477
He lives in that trailer park
down Butterfield Road,
397
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,605
next to the old guy
who looks like Richard Petty.
398
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,483
He's still here.
399
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,567
Yeah.
400
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:26,113
He'll sign a 43 STP photo
for a big bag of potatoes.
401
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,074
No, Nick.
402
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,661
That means he was in town
when Rooster disappeared.
403
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,446
Fuck it, I'm goin' down there.
404
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:36,777
No, you're not.
405
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,294
I will run Rooster's plates
and then I'll go see Nick, okay?
406
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,046
You stay here. I got this.
407
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,467
Yeah, all right.
408
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,042
Just give me a call
if you find out anythin', all right?
409
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,094
I will.
410
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,100
You promise he's not just naked
at Pregnant Linda's house right now?
411
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:57,519
He's not.
412
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,064
Y'know what? You should go check.
413
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:02,566
Hey.
414
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,652
Turn on that body cam, just in case.
415
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,993
What we got goin' on here?
416
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,495
Hey.
417
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,372
Well, I noticed we needed some firewood
418
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,915
so I grabbed an ax,
419
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,917
pictured Sunshine, and started choppin'.
420
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,546
I'm not saying
I'm ready to sit in her section,
421
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,423
but I worked out a few issues.
422
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,844
You can get rid of a lot of anger
with hard work.
423
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,597
I must have chopped five cords of wood
424
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,141
the year Clinton and Gore
carried Colorado.
425
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,895
Y'know you didn't have to do this.
426
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,481
Well, I see work needs to be done,
I'm gonna do it.
427
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,235
Besides, I gotta stay busy.
428
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,862
Otherwise, it's just a matter of time
before I hop in my truck
429
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,281
and turn that Cracker Barrel
into a drive-thru.
430
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,368
Well, I appreciate the help.
431
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,620
Plenty of work to do around here.
432
00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:00,416
Only reason I agreed to have kids
was for the cheap labor.
433
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,837
Well, y'know, until I find a new job
434
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,922
I'll be happy to help you out around here.
435
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,925
I'm not sayin' I can do as much
as Colt and Rooster, but...
436
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,720
What am I saying?
I can do twice as much in half the time.
437
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,305
Yeah, and you'd be sober.
438
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:16,598
Ish.
439
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,602
Well, if you're gonna help me out,
I'm gonna have to pay you.
440
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,396
Yeah, no shit.
441
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:27,109
People who work with me
tend not to like me too much.
442
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,320
People who date you
tend not to like you too much.
443
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:33,407
But I'm still here.
444
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,535
Probably 'cause your house burned down.
445
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:37,618
That's true.
446
00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,873
It'll help me feel useful.
447
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:44,460
But if I find out you burned down my house
on purpose for the cheap labor
448
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,103
I'm gonna be pissed.
449
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,423
I'm not gonna give you
any special treatment.
450
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,632
You better not.
451
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,467
All right.
452
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,305
This ax needs sharpenin'.
453
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,224
And there's a file in the kitchen drawer.
454
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,435
Good, you know what to do.
I'm gonna take a bath.
455
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,234
Hey, Nick.
456
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:15,531
Colt.
457
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,227
What happened with you and my brother?
458
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,588
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
459
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,010
Just cut the bullshit, all right?
460
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,767
Rooster's gone.
All of a sudden you're back?
461
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,559
He's gone?
462
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:46,563
Well, shoot, that is just too bad.
463
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,649
But like I told you...
464
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,943
I don't know anything about it.
465
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,620
Where's my brother?
466
00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:05,582
Look, Colt, I like you.
467
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,376
You're a good guy.
468
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,170
And me and you ain't got a problem.
469
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,091
So don't make one.
470
00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:18,846
I'm only gonna ask you one more time.
471
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:21,849
Where's my brother?
472
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,938
The only thing I know
about your brother...
473
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,150
is he likes to fuck
other guys' girlfriends.
474
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,945
And that could get a man in trouble.
475
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:50,919
Fuck!
476
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,057
Arrghh!
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