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- Hello, America.
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As you probably already know,
a deadly virus was unleashed
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onto the United States last week,
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and it was successfully
quarantined until tonight.
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Within the next 72 hours,
every man, woman and child
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will either be dead or infected.
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Why, you ask?
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You pathetic little people
live your mundane lives.
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You wake up in the morning
and you drink your coffee
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and you go to work,
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but what you fail to realize
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is that you are nothing
but ants in a farm,
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and ants don't matter,
because all it takes
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is one little parasite for
your entire colony to fall.
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It's time to wake up.
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Pay attention!
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We are the new threat!
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We're the ones that are responsible
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for the plague that the city deserves.
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We are The Reaper.
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- Hey, you good?
- Yeah.
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- What happened?
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- Shit was crazy.
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- You turn into
one just like that, look.
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- Tell 'em.
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- Hello, America.
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- I need to get out of here.
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- Where the hell are you going?
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Where the hell are you going?
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- This isn't what we planned.
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I thought we were raising it to.
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- Plans change, man, we woke up.
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
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- Are you kidding?
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Sit down!
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- Fuck this shit, let's just go, come on.
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- Ah ah, go.
- Sit down, get on.
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- Get on with it, get on with it.
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What the fuck are you gonna cut me?
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- Yeah, I'm gonna cut you bitch.
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- Sit down!
- Are you kidding me?
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- Sit down!
- What are you gonna do?
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What are you gonna do?
- I'm sick of you.
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- What the fuck?
- Get outta here.
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- Get the fuck off him!
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Come on get off him!
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Get that fucking gun out of our face.
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- Down!
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- We did it baby.
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Baby.
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- Wait, what's going on, dude.
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You've got blood in your mouth, idiots!
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Stop, this ain't funny!
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- They have the goddamn virus!
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- Grab the goddamn gun, come on.
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- Okay, this thing on?
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Cool, alright.
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Hi, mom and dad.
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- Hey, Jan.
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- And we just wanted to thank you,
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finally did it.
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We got our new car.
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- We got it.
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- We just got home from the dealership.
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We finally did it
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and now, you can ride
in it when you come out
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to visit us.
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Which we're very excited about, right?
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- Hell, yeah.
- Right, right.
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- I'm really excited.
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Its gonna be good to see you guys.
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- No, its gonna be great.
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So I just want to share that with you
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and I hope you all are doing okay.
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- Yo, Lauren.
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Look at this fucking bitch.
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- What?
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Don't say that.
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- This is not a drill.
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I repeat.
- What is she doing?
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- She fucking drunk or some shit?
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- Instructions are given.
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FDA has declared an outbreak.
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- She's fucking bare feet.
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- This is a national...
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- Bro, is this thing on?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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If you got the light right there.
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- Where?
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- Right there.
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- Oh so this means its on.
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- What the fuck else would it mean?
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I didn't do anything.
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- No he's right.
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Like its the first time
I've ever used a camera.
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- You're good man, you're good.
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- Aright.
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Sorry, I'm just like.
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I'm just really nervous you guys.
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- Do you want me to hold it for you?
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- Yeah, if you don't mind.
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Do you mind?
- Of course, man.
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- Alright.
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- Dude, you got this.
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- I got this, alright.
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Julia, alright.
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This is harder than it looks.
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Alright, guys.
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Julia, I've been wanting
to make this video for you
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so we could always remember
how special this night was.
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You're gonna be home soon and
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well when you walk through those doors,
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I'm gonna ask you to marry me.
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I love you so much, honey
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and I just want us both
to be able to remember
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this night forever, cause
this is the first night.
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I mean this is the night where,
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the start of our family together.
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The last three years with you have been
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well they've been perfect
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and I want to continue that
perfection for the rest
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of our lives
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and to help us celebrate,
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I've invited our best friends,
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Eisley and Cameron.
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Say hi, guys.
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- Hey.
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- So we're here to make your
night absolutely special
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and I want it to be magical and perfect
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cause you're perfect to me.
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Well we've been preparing
a bunch of stuff for you.
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- Did she get off work already?
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- I don't know.
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We should of had at least
15 to 20 minutes to prepare.
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- Doesn't matter.
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Let me just turn off the stove
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cause I don't want to miss this.
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- Yeah, let's do this.
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- So excited.
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- You got the camera?
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- Dude, you got this.
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- Thank you so much, you guys, seriously,
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like I couldn't of done this without you.
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Thanks.
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- Alright.
- Alright, let's do it.
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- This is it.
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Let's hope I don't mess
it up or something.
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Hi, honey.
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You okay?
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Well, I'm just so glad you're here early
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cause there's something really important
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I want to ask you and.
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You know what, I'm just so nervous,
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I'm going for it.
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- Did you hear that?
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- What's going on outside?
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- I don't know.
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- It sounds like its
coming from down the street.
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- What are you doing?
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- Oh fuck.
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Oh shit.
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- Oh, thank god.
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Hey, is everything okay?
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What's it like there?
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Are you okay?
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- What?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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Wait, wait.
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Slow down, what the hell's going on?
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- I don't know.
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Nobody knows.
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The National Guard is
rolling through the streets.
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Its fucking crazy.
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- Goddamn rioters.
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Do you know what part of town they're in?
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Are they near you?
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- Honey, its not rioting.
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Do you not know what's going on?
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- I'm in a jungle in the middle of Myanmar
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and my internet connection
is out of my MiFi
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which is spotty at best.
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So you tell me.
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- Some sort of outbreak.
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They have us on 24 mandatory curfew.
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People are locked up in their houses,
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its martial law.
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- What?
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Wait, outbreak, what?
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- Yeah, its like.
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Some disease, I don't know.
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Its like rabies.
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People are acting crazy.
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The TV is just the
emergency broadcast system
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telling everyone to stay inside.
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- What the fuck?
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Wait, are you okay?
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Did they say how long that
you have to stay inside?
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- I am fine.
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I don't know how long.
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I've got plenty of food for a few days.
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I'll be fine.
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- A few days?
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That is crazy.
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Where is the CDC where is.
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- I don't, I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I'm getting all of my information
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from shit that people
are uploading online.
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That's all...
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The networks come back.
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I...
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Send you links if you want
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and so we can figure this.
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Honey?
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Oh shit.
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Stephanie.
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- They just went downstairs.
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I don't have that much time.
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You're not, you're not
answering your phone.
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I can't send this to you.
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I'm just gonna record this
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and hope that somebody gets it.
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We need to figure out what's going on.
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If we're gonna have any chance.
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I saw students, they infected
within three minutes.
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Three minutes is all there is
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and I can't explain how that can happen
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but look, okay.
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So the problem is a bite, right?
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All of a sudden changes brain chemistry.
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I refuse to believe that these are dead,
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you know they fall down,
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but I don't think we're talking
about reanimated corpses,
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that doesn't make any sense.
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What we're talking about
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it seems like a diseases,
it changes behavior
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in really horrible ways.
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Quickly, within three
minutes, three minutes.
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We don't have an answer for that
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but here has to be the mechanism
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for blood to change the brain.
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How does that work?
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We got the blood brain barrier, right?
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We also have the blood and
cerebral spinal fluid barrier.
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Two different places.
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We have endothelioid cells
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that make it so the things
don't penetrate the brain
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and here the chorolplexus,
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we have a variety of
ways in which the fluids
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are separated.
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So what do we do with those elements?
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How do we talk about diseases that change,
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we're talking about blood and brain.
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We have to make sure that
something can go through
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the bloodstream and end up in the...
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Did you hear that?
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I have to go faster.
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Something has to be able
to cross this barrier.
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So we have, you know,
non-communicable diseases
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but what matters are
communicable diseases.
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The things that we know
that do this a lot.
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Things like Parkinson,
things like Alzheimer's,
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epilepsy, multiple sclerosis.
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Things that have various
interactions in these things.
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It can't be that everybody has a secret
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form of multiple sclerosis,
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that's engaged in three minutes by a bite,
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that doesn't make any sense
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or any of those kind of things.
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So we're talking communicable diseases
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that can pass across these barriers
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and there's a variety.
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One is an abcess, right of course,
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if I get a tooth swelling and it,
275
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but that takes too long
for an infection to spread,
276
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we're talking weeks.
277
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HIV based encyopyelitis is something else
278
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but that's something where,
279
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interesting, the HIV it puts
these sort of mono phages
280
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up there and they
activate at a certain time
281
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when the immune system is suppressed.
282
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So that's useful.
283
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So remember this.
284
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This idea.
285
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So when we're talking about the HIV,
286
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its not HIV but the mechanism
287
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is that it sort of hides
almost like this Trojan horse,
288
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right that's the phrase in the brain
289
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activates later.
290
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That's the only explanation
for how that could
291
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happen so quickly.
292
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Is something is in the brain already
293
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that becomes activated quickly
294
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,770
from the time it takes from the blood
295
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:07,158
to cross the barrier in there and activate
296
00:20:07,158 --> 00:20:09,240
and it changes something really quickly.
297
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So what else are we talking about?
298
00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:11,797
We're talking about meningitis.
299
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Meningitis, of course it takes too long.
300
00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:16,535
Its not something that rabies,
301
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which doesn't work,
again, too long as well.
302
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:19,810
So what do we...
303
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:21,080
We have to find something
304
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,600
that explains how this works.
305
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,690
I usually thought of,
306
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,360
trypanosomiasis, right?
307
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,340
Sleeping sickness, which makes sense
308
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:30,820
because it causes sort of
sleep and behavior changes
309
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:31,653
and all kinds of things.
310
00:20:31,653 --> 00:20:32,870
Explain some of this violence
311
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:33,703
and things like that.
312
00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:34,820
Much better than something like rabies
313
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:36,720
which doesn't work in terms of humans.
314
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,382
- Right, look at today, okay?
315
00:20:43,382 --> 00:20:46,520
I have known people
make thousands of pounds
316
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,887
just doing this shit.
317
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:51,404
- I can't do this.
318
00:20:51,404 --> 00:20:53,330
- What do you mean you can't do it now?
319
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:54,480
You're committed, love.
320
00:20:55,974 --> 00:20:57,930
- I don't think I can do this, Mark.
321
00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,040
Isn't there any easier way to make money?
322
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,614
- You told me that you
wanted to make quick
323
00:21:04,614 --> 00:21:08,040
and easy money that would be
in your bank account tonight
324
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,820
and besides which, you
said that you weren't doing
325
00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:12,370
this for yourself but you're
doing it for your boy.
326
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,550
- Yeah, of course.
327
00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:18,040
- Right.
328
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,990
Then we're ready to go.
329
00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:23,470
When I cue, to feck.
330
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:27,030
Just put on a show and make ourselves
331
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,333
some fucking money!
332
00:21:41,916 --> 00:21:43,798
You type on there.
333
00:21:43,798 --> 00:21:45,298
You tip, I stream.
334
00:22:02,556 --> 00:22:04,075
right, listen up here.
335
00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:07,075
Mikey99 has just left a big big tip.
336
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,027
Come on.
337
00:22:42,443 --> 00:22:43,890
Jay?
338
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:03,550
Oh fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
339
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,994
He's dead.
340
00:23:04,994 --> 00:23:06,135
Fuck off, fuck.
341
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:07,953
Jesus.
342
00:23:13,698 --> 00:23:15,948
Get out of the fucking way.
343
00:23:43,474 --> 00:23:48,474
- Help me!
344
00:24:27,055 --> 00:24:28,100
- Can't get to the fucking car keys.
345
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,695
- You left me.
346
00:24:29,695 --> 00:24:30,692
- So?
347
00:24:30,692 --> 00:24:31,913
I need to get out of here, okay.
348
00:24:31,913 --> 00:24:35,332
Car keys, have you got em?
349
00:24:35,332 --> 00:24:36,393
Great.
350
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:37,851
The fucking thing still on.
351
00:24:43,809 --> 00:24:44,807
Fuck.
352
00:24:44,807 --> 00:24:45,983
Fucking cunt!
353
00:24:45,983 --> 00:24:46,816
Oh fuck.
354
00:24:58,505 --> 00:25:00,672
- Enjoy the show, fuckers.
355
00:25:04,454 --> 00:25:06,537
- Don't fucking leave me.
356
00:25:09,471 --> 00:25:13,311
- I'm a woman, I'm not allowed to think.
357
00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:29,609
- No!
358
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,550
- Oh hey guys.
359
00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:49,951
Chauncey Phillips here.
360
00:25:49,951 --> 00:25:52,911
I thought I would do a video
checking in with you guys
361
00:25:52,911 --> 00:25:56,290
you know as you know, there are things
362
00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,757
have pretty much gone to shit out there.
363
00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,390
You know, I'm sure you're
all dealing with it as well.
364
00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:02,610
I mean, as far as I know, its everywhere.
365
00:26:02,610 --> 00:26:04,560
Is a zombie outbreak going on.
366
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,280
You know me, I've always been a horror fan
367
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,670
and I even talked in the past,
368
00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:08,850
like I wonder what it would be like
369
00:26:08,850 --> 00:26:10,410
and where I would go
370
00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:13,140
if a zombie outbreak
happened or things like that
371
00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:14,873
and well, I pretty much decided
372
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:17,180
just to lock myself in the DVD room.
373
00:26:17,180 --> 00:26:20,593
You know it has a really
pretty good strong door.
374
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,490
You know most people don't
even know its in here.
375
00:26:23,490 --> 00:26:24,810
Its hidden away.
376
00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:26,420
Its not like something
that people are gonna go.
377
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:27,960
People are gonna break into this house,
378
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,440
they're not gonna think
to come into this room.
379
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,800
This is a pretty secret private place
380
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,930
and I figured this is a good
place to hide myself away.
381
00:26:34,930 --> 00:26:36,190
You know I've taken out some water,
382
00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:38,090
I've taken some crackers
and things like that with me
383
00:26:38,090 --> 00:26:40,648
but I got some, I got enough stuff.
384
00:26:40,648 --> 00:26:42,370
You don't know how long
I'm gonna be in here
385
00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:43,689
and I'm not really expecting,
386
00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,250
you know in Zombie outbreaks,
387
00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:46,760
people don't usually live too long
388
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,190
and I mean I don't know
389
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,240
if I'm gonna be in here for a long time.
390
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,663
I don't know if anything, you know,
391
00:26:51,663 --> 00:26:53,790
another day someone's
gonna bust down this door
392
00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:55,050
and come out here and eat me.
393
00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:56,310
I have no idea
394
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:57,960
but you know, I don't even really know why
395
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,110
I'm bothering to do these videos
396
00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:01,970
or why I'm even bothering
to update you on this
397
00:27:01,970 --> 00:27:03,880
because I know you're all
stuck in this situation,
398
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,230
as far as I know.
399
00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:07,170
But I figured, this is what I do.
400
00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:09,620
I'm a video blogger, I
do these kind videos,
401
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:10,680
I do this kind of stuff.
402
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,900
So why not be one of the
few people out there,
403
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,490
you know, who knows how many
other people are doing this
404
00:27:15,490 --> 00:27:18,380
but be one of the people out
here who's talking about it
405
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:20,468
and you know, giving you guys updates.
406
00:27:20,468 --> 00:27:23,110
Every so often as I get time,
407
00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:25,150
I'm gonna give you updates
on what's going on,
408
00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:26,770
although I'm pretty
much just stuck in here
409
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,470
and not really doing much
410
00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:30,223
but you know, like I said.
411
00:27:30,223 --> 00:27:33,000
You know, its zombie outbreak
412
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,960
and I'm actually experiencing it
413
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,870
and I'm in my DVD room.
414
00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,330
So at least if I do die,
415
00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:40,930
I'm around the things that I love,
416
00:27:40,930 --> 00:27:42,210
the things that I like
417
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:44,133
so its not gonna be that terrible.
418
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:47,200
I do wish there was somebody
else in here with me,
419
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,430
preferably a woman or something
420
00:27:48,430 --> 00:27:51,270
but you know, I mean I don't know.
421
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,160
But I'll give ya updates.
422
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,940
Let you guys know how I'm doing.
423
00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:57,160
Hope some of you guys
out there are still alive
424
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,240
and you know hopefully some of you guys
425
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,560
are able to watch this.
426
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,625
So I'll see you guys later.
427
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:03,458
Bye.
428
00:28:11,610 --> 00:28:13,603
- My name is Mark Stevens.
429
00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:18,103
I'm...
430
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:22,433
Gonna die.
431
00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:28,803
Some day, I guess.
432
00:28:32,870 --> 00:28:33,703
But I...
433
00:28:41,390 --> 00:28:45,480
I want to tell you the facts that I know.
434
00:28:48,388 --> 00:28:49,721
Fact number one.
435
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,073
Laura's not okay.
436
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,230
She got scratched three days ago
437
00:29:02,504 --> 00:29:04,160
and since then,
438
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,160
she hasn't stopped moaning
until this very moment.
439
00:29:11,910 --> 00:29:14,663
She's been quiet for about 30 minutes.
440
00:29:16,670 --> 00:29:20,557
Its the first time she's
been quiet in three days.
441
00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:25,373
I'm sitting outside her room.
442
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,682
I tied her to the bed.
443
00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:39,570
- Really, Jimmy with that cellphone?
444
00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:40,590
Come on, I'm feeling fat.
445
00:29:40,590 --> 00:29:41,423
- Oh you're not fat.
446
00:29:41,423 --> 00:29:43,028
You look beautiful.
447
00:29:43,028 --> 00:29:43,861
- I'm a balloon.
448
00:29:43,861 --> 00:29:46,680
- You are a beautiful balloon
449
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,570
with my beautiful balloon baby.
450
00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:49,560
Yes you are.
451
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,046
- Really?
452
00:29:51,046 --> 00:29:52,044
I complain to you that I'm feeling fat
453
00:29:52,044 --> 00:29:52,877
and you put the camera on my belly?
454
00:29:52,877 --> 00:29:54,047
Really?
- Come on.
455
00:29:54,047 --> 00:29:56,323
Stop being so insecure.
456
00:29:57,689 --> 00:29:58,564
- What was that?
457
00:29:58,564 --> 00:29:59,705
- I don't um.
458
00:29:59,705 --> 00:30:00,538
I don't know.
459
00:30:01,609 --> 00:30:03,231
okay, lets um.
460
00:30:03,231 --> 00:30:04,228
Let's.
461
00:30:04,228 --> 00:30:05,572
Yeah, let's get out of here.
462
00:30:05,572 --> 00:30:06,905
- What was that?
463
00:30:10,089 --> 00:30:13,253
- Alright, so all hell broke loose.
464
00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:17,900
Fucking dead people are
coming back to life.
465
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,650
I didn't think dead people
could come back to life but.
466
00:30:23,010 --> 00:30:23,960
The hell do I know?
467
00:30:26,086 --> 00:30:27,483
This fucking thing.
468
00:30:27,483 --> 00:30:28,704
- Come here, we have to go.
- What?
469
00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:29,709
- We have to go now.
470
00:30:29,709 --> 00:30:30,600
- What, what are you talking about?
471
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,433
- Come on.
472
00:30:31,433 --> 00:30:32,708
Pick it up.
473
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:33,711
Let's get to the car, let's go.
474
00:30:33,711 --> 00:30:34,544
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
475
00:30:34,544 --> 00:30:35,377
Come on, thank you.
476
00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:36,210
Come on.
477
00:30:37,310 --> 00:30:38,210
- Shit.
478
00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:39,240
I think I should bring this.
479
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,645
Should I?
480
00:30:40,645 --> 00:30:41,478
- What?
481
00:30:41,478 --> 00:30:42,311
- An ax.
- What do you need that for?
482
00:30:42,311 --> 00:30:43,144
Why are you filming?
483
00:30:43,144 --> 00:30:44,600
- We don't have a gun
484
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,692
cause you didn't want to
buy a fucking gun last time
485
00:30:46,692 --> 00:30:49,763
and I'm filming cause I
want to get this on camera.
486
00:30:53,650 --> 00:30:54,863
Oh shits gone bad.
487
00:31:01,711 --> 00:31:03,470
Well, want to get everything on camera.
488
00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:05,633
You know its documenting things.
489
00:31:09,110 --> 00:31:09,943
- We don't need
to document right now.
490
00:31:09,943 --> 00:31:11,647
We need to get into the car and go.
491
00:31:11,647 --> 00:31:12,788
Start the camera again when we're going.
492
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:14,060
- Well this is when
everything's fucking fresh.
493
00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:15,010
Come on.
- We have to go.
494
00:31:15,010 --> 00:31:17,305
- Okay, take it, take it.
- I got it.
495
00:31:17,305 --> 00:31:19,138
- Take it.
- I got it.
496
00:31:20,719 --> 00:31:21,552
Oh my god.
497
00:31:23,910 --> 00:31:24,743
We gotta go.
498
00:31:24,743 --> 00:31:25,576
- Shit.
- What?
499
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,660
- Fuck.
- What?
500
00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:30,166
- I forgot the bag, hold on.
501
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:31,080
- Go on.
502
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,040
- I'll be right back.
- alright, hurry up.
503
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:32,873
Let's go.
504
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,012
God hurry up.
505
00:31:39,012 --> 00:31:40,412
We have to freaking go, now.
506
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:46,589
What is he doing?
507
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:50,277
Come on, Amir, let's go!
508
00:31:52,751 --> 00:31:53,929
- Oh my god, I got it.
509
00:31:53,929 --> 00:31:54,762
- Come on.
510
00:31:54,762 --> 00:31:55,595
What is wrong with you?
511
00:31:55,595 --> 00:31:56,428
Let's go.
512
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:58,639
oh my god, Amir.
- no!
513
00:31:58,639 --> 00:31:59,636
- Amir.
514
00:31:59,636 --> 00:32:00,857
Oh my god.
515
00:32:00,857 --> 00:32:01,977
Oh my god.
516
00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:07,236
what do you want me to do?
517
00:32:07,236 --> 00:32:09,300
What do you want me to do?
518
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:11,050
Oh my god, oh my god.
519
00:32:25,023 --> 00:32:25,856
Oh my god.
520
00:32:40,463 --> 00:32:42,943
♪ Boxing a blunt with my C-Dreezy ♪
521
00:32:42,943 --> 00:32:44,345
♪ Then we gonna hit the club ♪
522
00:32:44,345 --> 00:32:45,801
♪ And get some beezys ♪
523
00:32:45,801 --> 00:32:47,281
♪ 1994 ♪
524
00:32:47,281 --> 00:32:49,001
♪ Cadillac coup ♪
525
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,662
♪ Y'all ready know ♪
526
00:32:51,495 --> 00:32:52,328
- You dumb as fuck, Jay.
527
00:32:52,328 --> 00:32:53,720
- Man, not as dumb as that dumb ass
528
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,610
motherfucker right there.
529
00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:56,270
Look at him, all staggering and shit.
530
00:32:56,270 --> 00:32:58,905
- Damn, that motherfucker
must be high on some shit.
531
00:32:58,905 --> 00:33:00,185
♪ Man I want to get high ♪
532
00:33:00,185 --> 00:33:01,385
♪ I want to get fly ♪
533
00:33:01,385 --> 00:33:03,204
♪ Let me hit that ♪
534
00:33:03,204 --> 00:33:04,380
♪ No mo chit chat ♪
535
00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:05,370
- Ah, fa sho, yo.
536
00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:06,203
Here you go.
537
00:33:06,203 --> 00:33:07,180
- Ah, good looking.
538
00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:09,290
- Be careful, that shit tough.
539
00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:10,123
Yeah.
540
00:33:13,510 --> 00:33:14,770
- Hey you got like a,
541
00:33:14,770 --> 00:33:16,470
you got like a car
charger or some shit, man?
542
00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:17,410
My phone's gonna die.
543
00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:18,937
- Oh hell no.
544
00:33:18,937 --> 00:33:19,770
I aint got no damn car charger.
545
00:33:19,770 --> 00:33:22,398
Maybe your stupid ass
quit filming everything.
546
00:33:22,398 --> 00:33:23,580
You'll have some battery
547
00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:25,359
probably to call some of this chicks.
548
00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:27,160
- Man, I got a video blog, homie.
549
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,820
YouTube, YouTube.
550
00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:30,559
Oh fuck.
551
00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:31,392
- Shit man, the cops.
552
00:33:31,392 --> 00:33:32,225
Damn.
553
00:33:32,225 --> 00:33:33,090
Fuck, put this shit out.
554
00:33:33,090 --> 00:33:34,641
- Fuck man.
555
00:33:34,641 --> 00:33:35,474
Dude, what the fuck?
556
00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:36,307
Hey spray something.
557
00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:37,140
Spray something.
558
00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:40,404
- Shit.
559
00:33:40,404 --> 00:33:42,047
Damn.
560
00:33:42,047 --> 00:33:42,880
- What the fuck, dude?
561
00:33:44,282 --> 00:33:46,210
- It's gonna be alright.
562
00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:47,333
Just be cool, be cool.
563
00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:49,103
Shit.
564
00:33:51,790 --> 00:33:52,980
- License and registration.
565
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:55,590
- What seems to be the problem, officer?
566
00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:56,940
- Are you kidding?
567
00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:58,100
- What do you mean?
568
00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:59,870
- I smell your pot from my cruiser.
569
00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:00,703
Let's go.
570
00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:02,503
- Hey, he has a medical card, dawg.
571
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,065
- Yeah man.
572
00:34:05,065 --> 00:34:06,064
- Take your keys out of the ignition
573
00:34:06,064 --> 00:34:06,897
and step outside the vehicle.
574
00:34:06,897 --> 00:34:07,730
- Are you serious?
575
00:34:07,730 --> 00:34:08,914
- Yeah, I'm serious.
576
00:34:08,914 --> 00:34:09,747
Let's go.
577
00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:11,130
- Damn man, this is some bullshit.
578
00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:12,530
- What was that?
- Nothing.
579
00:34:13,930 --> 00:34:15,343
- Come on.
580
00:34:15,343 --> 00:34:16,176
- Alright.
581
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:24,476
- Man, fuck this shit.
582
00:34:33,145 --> 00:34:35,300
What the fuck is going on, man?
583
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:38,103
Hey, hey C-Dree, we good.
584
00:34:39,641 --> 00:34:40,741
- Hands up.
585
00:34:40,741 --> 00:34:42,510
You got a weapon?
586
00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:45,163
- Yo, this is some
racial profiling bullshit.
587
00:34:48,599 --> 00:34:49,432
- What's that?
588
00:34:49,432 --> 00:34:50,617
- I told you I don't
got nothing on me, man.
589
00:34:50,617 --> 00:34:52,930
What the hell man?
590
00:34:52,930 --> 00:34:54,430
- Hands down.
591
00:34:54,430 --> 00:34:55,420
- Oh you kidding me?
592
00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:56,660
- You ever been arrested?
593
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:57,690
- Why you being so rough?
594
00:34:57,690 --> 00:34:58,860
- I think.
595
00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:00,430
- I didn't do anything.
596
00:35:00,430 --> 00:35:01,263
Come on, man.
597
00:35:01,263 --> 00:35:02,096
Why you being rough with me?
598
00:35:02,096 --> 00:35:02,929
- You're resisting.
599
00:35:02,929 --> 00:35:04,010
- I'm not resisting dawg.
600
00:35:04,010 --> 00:35:06,934
- Ah fuck, that's
police brutality, man.
601
00:35:06,934 --> 00:35:08,175
What the fuck?
602
00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:10,036
What the fuck?
603
00:35:10,036 --> 00:35:11,270
Hey that fool just bit him.
604
00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:12,655
- Hurry man.
605
00:35:12,655 --> 00:35:14,375
Let me in, please.
606
00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:15,208
Please, open.
607
00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:16,480
- Hey, hey shit.
608
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,116
Shit, what the fuck?
609
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,535
What the fuck?
610
00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:21,451
Oh what the fuck?
611
00:35:21,451 --> 00:35:22,596
Oh my god.
612
00:35:22,596 --> 00:35:23,817
Oh my god.
613
00:35:23,817 --> 00:35:25,755
What the fuck?
614
00:35:25,755 --> 00:35:26,588
Oh my god.
615
00:35:28,056 --> 00:35:29,210
Oh my god.
616
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,433
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
617
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:32,850
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
618
00:35:35,817 --> 00:35:36,734
Fuck, fuck.
619
00:35:50,783 --> 00:35:53,177
- Hey, I'm here, I'm here.
620
00:35:53,177 --> 00:35:54,010
- Oh thank god.
621
00:35:54,010 --> 00:35:55,295
Thank god.
622
00:35:55,295 --> 00:35:56,128
How are you?
623
00:35:56,128 --> 00:35:57,060
Is everything okay there
624
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:58,890
- Um yeah for the most part.
625
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:02,150
Its okay but there was,
626
00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:04,600
in Caduma, there was,
627
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,330
I could see the smoke from here.
628
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,430
You know what, that's
a good 20 miles away.
629
00:36:08,430 --> 00:36:10,803
So did you learn anything new?
630
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:13,230
- No, not really.
631
00:36:13,230 --> 00:36:15,050
People are just taking cellphones
632
00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:17,220
and Go Pros off of bodies
633
00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:19,359
and uploading them online.
634
00:36:19,359 --> 00:36:21,890
Its a mess.
635
00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:24,060
- Okay well, I told
everyone to stay in town
636
00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:26,250
and nobody comes into
town, no matter what.
637
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,617
- Wait you told everyone
638
00:36:28,617 --> 00:36:29,820
why are you in charge?
639
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,300
- Babe, its my camp.
640
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,470
I have the responsibility
to keep everybody safe.
641
00:36:33,470 --> 00:36:34,303
- No, no.
642
00:36:34,303 --> 00:36:35,136
Fuck that.
643
00:36:35,136 --> 00:36:35,969
Fuck that.
644
00:36:35,969 --> 00:36:37,580
You're a doctor, Stephanie.
645
00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:38,800
You're not a cop.
646
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,950
No, don't laugh at me.
647
00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:41,140
Stay in your quarters.
648
00:36:41,140 --> 00:36:42,810
Keep the door shut, no matter what.
649
00:36:42,810 --> 00:36:44,840
- Chris, honey, its okay.
650
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,360
Everybody here is fine.
651
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,290
Okay, as long as nobody goes into town.
652
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,775
Its going to be okay.
653
00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:51,330
Come on, I deal with
infectious disease, remember.
654
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:52,495
Its what I do.
655
00:36:52,495 --> 00:36:53,620
- This is not the flu, Stephanie,
656
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:54,900
this is not malaria.
657
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,556
This is something.
658
00:36:56,556 --> 00:36:58,720
Steph, Stephanie.
659
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,083
Fuck, Stephanie!
660
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,920
- And this is where
I introduce you to us.
661
00:37:09,490 --> 00:37:11,740
- Well hello, everyone, how are you?
662
00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:14,200
My name is Richard
Ankles, as you may know.
663
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,330
This is Tommy Jam--
- Jam Boy!
664
00:37:16,330 --> 00:37:17,400
Tommy Jam Boy.
665
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,780
- Tommy Jam Boy, yes.
666
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:19,650
It would of been better, Tommy,
667
00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:21,320
if I say it cause I'm on camera,
668
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,479
just remember that.
669
00:37:22,479 --> 00:37:25,820
We are sitting in the middle
of the zombie apocalypse.
670
00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:27,210
Its finally happened
671
00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:28,970
and no one is more prepared than us.
672
00:37:28,970 --> 00:37:29,810
Is that right, Tommy?
673
00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:30,770
- That's right.
674
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:32,190
We got everything we need.
675
00:37:32,190 --> 00:37:34,050
- Most importantly, what's this?
676
00:37:34,050 --> 00:37:34,883
- A script.
677
00:37:34,883 --> 00:37:35,970
- That's right, we got a script.
678
00:37:35,970 --> 00:37:38,040
Second importantly, we got one of these.
679
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,270
- Camera.
680
00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:40,590
- I'm kidding, we've got two of these.
681
00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:42,079
- Boom.
682
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:42,912
- Production value.
683
00:37:42,912 --> 00:37:44,300
What else we got?
684
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:45,263
We got the zombies.
685
00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:47,373
- Holy shit.
686
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,900
This is dangerous.
687
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,760
- That has been happening.
- Okay, so.
688
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,110
Yeah okay.
- That has been happening
689
00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:54,760
for the past three days.
690
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,250
You know what we're
gonna have to do, right?
691
00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:57,700
- What are we gonna have to do?
692
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,703
- We're gonna have to shoot a movie.
693
00:37:58,703 --> 00:38:00,260
We're gonna have to shoot a
motherfucking masterpiece.
694
00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:01,481
God damn it, god damn it.
695
00:38:05,110 --> 00:38:05,943
Just get her.
696
00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:10,623
Now where's the clapper?
697
00:38:12,096 --> 00:38:13,279
Where's the clapper?
698
00:38:13,279 --> 00:38:14,457
- Bottom of this.
699
00:38:14,457 --> 00:38:15,460
Where'd you put the slammer?
700
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,293
Is it up there?
701
00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:17,330
- I got it, I got it.
702
00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:19,940
Okay, I'm just gonna say my line.
703
00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:21,310
- Okay.
- and jump out
704
00:38:21,310 --> 00:38:22,793
and shoot her in the face.
705
00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:25,920
- Where's the gun?
706
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,753
Why didn't you bring,
707
00:38:26,753 --> 00:38:28,096
did you bring the gun?
708
00:38:28,096 --> 00:38:28,929
Is it up there?
709
00:38:28,929 --> 00:38:29,762
- No, its outside.
710
00:38:29,762 --> 00:38:30,595
Its in the kitchen.
711
00:38:30,595 --> 00:38:31,428
Its in the kitchen.
712
00:38:31,428 --> 00:38:32,261
Can you go get it?
713
00:38:32,261 --> 00:38:33,135
- Yes, I'll go get it.
- Thank you.
714
00:38:33,135 --> 00:38:34,255
- You're welcome.
- Tommy.
715
00:38:34,255 --> 00:38:35,088
Okay so I'm just gonna,
716
00:38:35,088 --> 00:38:36,070
I'll shoot her in the face.
717
00:38:36,070 --> 00:38:37,090
- Be careful with that.
718
00:38:37,090 --> 00:38:37,923
Its loaded.
719
00:38:37,923 --> 00:38:38,756
- I'm just gonna shoot her in the face.
720
00:38:38,756 --> 00:38:39,999
- No, no.
721
00:38:39,999 --> 00:38:40,832
You're gonna throw the bullet at her?
722
00:38:40,832 --> 00:38:41,973
You don't have to do that with your hand.
723
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,730
- I shot a gun before.
724
00:38:45,730 --> 00:38:46,810
- You used a gun before?
- Yeah I have.
725
00:38:46,810 --> 00:38:48,040
- Have you used a gun before?
- You know what,
726
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,490
don't be a dick.
727
00:38:49,490 --> 00:38:50,323
Alright, I'm gonna do this.
728
00:38:50,323 --> 00:38:51,156
- Okay, do this line right there.
729
00:38:51,156 --> 00:38:51,989
- Ready?
- do the slammer.
730
00:38:51,989 --> 00:38:53,182
- One.
- Wait, hold on.
731
00:38:53,182 --> 00:38:54,687
I got to get, okay good.
732
00:38:54,687 --> 00:38:57,380
- Okay, so Z-volution, take one.
733
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:58,425
- That's a great name.
734
00:38:58,425 --> 00:38:59,453
Yeah, its good.
735
00:39:00,847 --> 00:39:02,237
- Ready?
- Ready.
736
00:39:06,964 --> 00:39:10,800
- God, they're coming
from the floorboards.
737
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,710
- Okay, so that's shitty.
738
00:39:11,710 --> 00:39:13,136
Right?
739
00:39:13,136 --> 00:39:13,969
That's really shitty.
740
00:39:13,969 --> 00:39:14,802
- She was supposed to pop out.
741
00:39:14,802 --> 00:39:15,635
- She was like.
742
00:39:15,635 --> 00:39:16,468
Why didn't we get a zombie that,
743
00:39:16,468 --> 00:39:17,340
I don't know.
744
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,173
Can fucking do something?
745
00:39:18,173 --> 00:39:20,330
- Do I look like someone who
can tackle a body builder?
746
00:39:20,330 --> 00:39:21,764
You idiot.
747
00:39:21,764 --> 00:39:22,893
- They're zombies though.
748
00:39:24,063 --> 00:39:25,343
- Lets just do this one
749
00:39:25,343 --> 00:39:26,840
I'll shoot her in the face.
750
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,265
- Okay.
751
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,760
- Alright, Z-Cam is live.
752
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,070
- Z cam, like zombie cam?
753
00:39:36,070 --> 00:39:36,940
- Yeah, like zombie cam.
754
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:38,263
That's my thing.
755
00:39:38,263 --> 00:39:39,262
- That's a really good idea.
756
00:39:39,262 --> 00:39:40,264
I thank you, sir.
757
00:39:40,264 --> 00:39:41,097
But maybe we should shoot her in the face.
758
00:39:41,097 --> 00:39:42,870
So I'm not holding a
goddamn zombie anymore.
759
00:39:42,870 --> 00:39:44,510
- Maybe now is
the time for me to discuss
760
00:39:44,510 --> 00:39:46,601
like being on screen every once in awhile.
761
00:39:46,601 --> 00:39:47,450
- You want to hold this thing?
762
00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:48,738
Shoot the goddamn zombie.
763
00:39:48,738 --> 00:39:50,543
- Okay, I'll shoot her.
764
00:39:50,543 --> 00:39:51,764
God damn it!
765
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:52,597
That was.
766
00:39:53,705 --> 00:39:55,844
That was pretty cool.
767
00:39:55,844 --> 00:39:57,065
- You could shoot the next one.
768
00:39:57,065 --> 00:39:58,124
You want to shoot the next one?
769
00:39:58,124 --> 00:39:59,258
You want the gun?
770
00:39:59,258 --> 00:40:00,091
I'll take the pole.
771
00:40:00,091 --> 00:40:02,025
I just shot a zombie in the fucking head.
772
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:02,858
- TMZ!
773
00:40:04,644 --> 00:40:06,543
- I killed you.
774
00:40:11,050 --> 00:40:12,330
Yeah!
775
00:40:12,330 --> 00:40:15,680
Let's get that guy in the
motherfucking onesies.
776
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,081
Pull up real slow, I want to
get a good shot at this one.
777
00:40:18,081 --> 00:40:19,086
- Alright, alright.
778
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:20,200
- Three, two, one.
779
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,393
Jam Boy.
- Boom!
780
00:40:22,644 --> 00:40:24,564
Fuck that dude.
- yeah!
781
00:40:24,564 --> 00:40:25,740
- Oh that shit was awesome.
782
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:26,573
- What I'm talking about.
783
00:40:26,573 --> 00:40:27,407
- What was that?
784
00:40:27,407 --> 00:40:28,585
- Jesus Christ!
785
00:40:30,423 --> 00:40:31,256
- Fucking A.
786
00:40:31,256 --> 00:40:32,550
- Oh shit.
- Damn it.
787
00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:33,827
- Let's go get her.
788
00:40:33,827 --> 00:40:35,480
Let's get in nice and tight.
789
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,040
- Oh shit yeah.
790
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,660
Look at that.
791
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:39,850
Look that, that.
792
00:40:39,850 --> 00:40:41,150
Oh shit, he's still alive.
793
00:40:42,703 --> 00:40:44,143
Don't let him get it.
794
00:40:45,130 --> 00:40:47,338
Richie, you think this ones
right for the attic scene?
795
00:40:47,338 --> 00:40:48,410
- I don't know, man.
796
00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:50,500
We kind of broke this one.
797
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,540
- Oh wait, Richie.
798
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:52,964
Check that out.
799
00:40:52,964 --> 00:40:54,653
Oh she's even better.
800
00:40:58,761 --> 00:41:01,010
Super suspenseful because its
a really tense moment for me.
801
00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:01,863
Hey, Richie.
802
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,950
This camera down here we got,
803
00:41:04,950 --> 00:41:06,677
I got it set up.
804
00:41:06,677 --> 00:41:07,593
Its gonna look great.
805
00:41:10,270 --> 00:41:11,390
Richie?
806
00:41:11,390 --> 00:41:13,365
Oh fuck.
807
00:41:14,198 --> 00:41:15,031
not funny.
808
00:41:15,031 --> 00:41:16,290
- Its kind of funny.
809
00:41:16,290 --> 00:41:18,100
- This bitch is fucking crazy.
810
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,550
- Yeah.
- Hot.
811
00:41:19,550 --> 00:41:21,120
This bitch is fucking crazy hot.
812
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,063
- I mean if you're
into that kind of stuff.
813
00:41:23,990 --> 00:41:25,110
- I guess I am.
814
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:26,270
- She's our lead.
815
00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:28,299
So she's gonna come at you.
816
00:41:28,299 --> 00:41:29,359
- Yeah, what?
817
00:41:29,359 --> 00:41:30,840
What do you mean she's gonna come at me?
818
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,100
- She's gonna come at you.
819
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,967
I'm gonna save the day, okay?
820
00:41:33,967 --> 00:41:35,090
You got a mattress down there,
821
00:41:35,090 --> 00:41:36,130
just in case you fall.
822
00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:37,360
If anything happens,
823
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,716
you got the gun.
824
00:41:38,716 --> 00:41:39,549
- Okay.
_ Okay.
825
00:41:39,549 --> 00:41:40,760
You can trust me on that.
826
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,610
If anything goes weird,
827
00:41:41,610 --> 00:41:43,721
I will kill her immediately.
- okay, I trust you.
828
00:41:43,721 --> 00:41:44,735
I trust you, Richie.
829
00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:45,568
- If you want,
I can kill her right now.
830
00:41:45,568 --> 00:41:46,964
We'll start over from scratch.
831
00:41:46,964 --> 00:41:47,797
Well get another one.
- No, no.
832
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:48,730
No, no we'll just.
833
00:41:48,730 --> 00:41:50,460
She's just kind of lively.
834
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:51,293
Okay.
835
00:41:51,293 --> 00:41:52,126
Okay.
836
00:41:52,126 --> 00:41:53,140
- Now slate.
837
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:55,280
- Okay.
- You got this, bro.
838
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,780
- This is gonna be epic, jam boy.
839
00:41:57,780 --> 00:41:58,678
- Action.
840
00:41:58,678 --> 00:41:59,511
Oh shit, shit shit.
841
00:41:59,511 --> 00:42:00,344
God damn it.
842
00:42:00,344 --> 00:42:01,820
Oh no!
843
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:02,879
Fuck no.
844
00:42:02,879 --> 00:42:05,279
God damn it, no.
845
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:08,143
Shit.
846
00:42:08,143 --> 00:42:08,976
Tommy!
847
00:42:13,978 --> 00:42:14,920
oh god damn it.
848
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,840
Jesus Christ.
849
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,360
Tommy, Tommy.
850
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,970
Tommy, don't fucking turn, man.
851
00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:21,370
Don't you dare fucking turn.
852
00:42:40,319 --> 00:42:42,069
I can't believe this.
853
00:42:43,597 --> 00:42:46,477
I can't believe I fucking got the shot.
854
00:42:50,122 --> 00:42:51,372
That's fucking.
855
00:42:53,678 --> 00:42:56,362
That's fucking awesome.
856
00:42:56,362 --> 00:42:57,803
Fucking nailed that shit.
857
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,250
- Well, been in here now a couple days.
858
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:10,990
This is not really that
exciting to be in here.
859
00:43:10,990 --> 00:43:12,723
You know, uh.
860
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,270
You know, of course there's no cable.
861
00:43:15,270 --> 00:43:17,080
I mean, I've got lots of things to watch.
862
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,003
I mean, okay, I have
lots of things to watch.
863
00:43:19,003 --> 00:43:20,380
Luckily I'm in here.
864
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,580
The power's working.
865
00:43:21,580 --> 00:43:23,360
You know, in a lot of these kind of things
866
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,610
when its like a zombie outbreak
867
00:43:24,610 --> 00:43:25,630
and things like that happen,
868
00:43:25,630 --> 00:43:27,530
the powers go, all this kind of stuff.
869
00:43:27,530 --> 00:43:28,550
But I'm lucky.
870
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:30,202
You know I mean, for some reason,
871
00:43:30,202 --> 00:43:32,100
things are working here
872
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:34,950
and I figure, I'll just put up with this.
873
00:43:34,950 --> 00:43:36,750
But I've been hearing things outside.
874
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:37,583
I've been hearing,
875
00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:38,960
you know I was able to originally
876
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,030
go outside this door
877
00:43:40,030 --> 00:43:40,863
and get a few things
878
00:43:40,863 --> 00:43:42,290
and I would quickly come back
879
00:43:42,290 --> 00:43:43,910
but I've been hearing things out there.
880
00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:47,120
So now I'm pretty much
stuck in this fucking room.
881
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,000
I can't leave this room anymore
882
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,150
and I only have so much food in here.
883
00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:52,618
I just have a little bit of water
884
00:43:52,618 --> 00:43:53,451
and some crack, I have nothing.
885
00:43:53,451 --> 00:43:54,480
I hardly have anything.
886
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,770
So now I'm stuck in here.
887
00:43:55,770 --> 00:43:56,710
Can't leave this room
888
00:43:56,710 --> 00:43:57,543
cause I'm pretty goddamn sure
889
00:43:57,543 --> 00:44:00,560
there's a fucking zombie
right outside this door.
890
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,490
So I am stuck in here now
891
00:44:02,490 --> 00:44:03,876
and I don't know what I'm gonna do.
892
00:44:03,876 --> 00:44:05,430
You know, like I said.
893
00:44:05,430 --> 00:44:07,470
This was fun at first, in a weird way,
894
00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:09,130
in a weird sense of,
895
00:44:09,130 --> 00:44:11,080
you know you always have this idea.
896
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,858
I said before about, if
you were in a zombie movie,
897
00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:13,919
what would you do, where would you go,
898
00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:15,236
what would happen?
899
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:16,138
But now that I'm in it
900
00:44:16,138 --> 00:44:17,242
and fucking experience it,
901
00:44:17,242 --> 00:44:18,538
its not really that fun
902
00:44:18,538 --> 00:44:21,098
and like I said,
903
00:44:21,098 --> 00:44:22,100
I'm in here all by my fucking self.
904
00:44:22,100 --> 00:44:25,150
I've been here by myself for fucking days
905
00:44:25,150 --> 00:44:27,620
and I'm so goddamn sick and tired
906
00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:29,000
of being in here.
907
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,940
You know, I know I can
watch the things I want,
908
00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:32,970
I know that I can do all
the kind of things I want
909
00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:34,730
but its getting tiresome
910
00:44:34,730 --> 00:44:36,830
and I just need to get out of here
911
00:44:36,830 --> 00:44:39,680
and I need to be able to
have something else to eat.
912
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,010
You know I've been trying to lose weight
913
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:42,420
and I've been losing weight in here
914
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,260
but not in the sense that I want to
915
00:44:44,260 --> 00:44:46,070
because I'm losing weight for what?
916
00:44:46,070 --> 00:44:47,500
I'm gonna fucking die.
917
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,260
So what does it even matter anymore?
918
00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:50,781
I could be as fat as a house now
919
00:44:50,781 --> 00:44:52,050
and it wouldn't make any difference
920
00:44:52,050 --> 00:44:53,590
because I'm not gonna,
921
00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:54,483
if I leave this room,
922
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,160
the zombies don't fucking leave.
923
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,233
They're gonna go out there
and just fucking eat me.
924
00:44:59,450 --> 00:45:01,077
Well I'll give you guys another update
925
00:45:01,077 --> 00:45:03,040
in awhile or something.
926
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,203
Hopefully some of you
guys out there are alright
927
00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:08,643
and you know thanks for
continuing to watch.
928
00:45:08,643 --> 00:45:09,476
Alright.
929
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:24,533
- Oh god.
930
00:45:27,363 --> 00:45:28,196
Oh god.
931
00:45:29,992 --> 00:45:30,825
Oh god.
932
00:45:32,676 --> 00:45:33,689
Oh god.
933
00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:34,522
I can't do this.
934
00:45:34,522 --> 00:45:35,355
I can't do this.
935
00:45:35,355 --> 00:45:36,188
- Okay, just relax and breathe.
936
00:45:36,188 --> 00:45:37,483
Just focus on your breathing.
937
00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:40,643
- Are you fucking kidding
me with that cellphone?
938
00:45:40,643 --> 00:45:43,011
- Okay, alright look, I'm on it.
939
00:45:43,011 --> 00:45:45,272
I'm on it.
940
00:45:45,272 --> 00:45:46,105
I'm on it.
941
00:45:46,105 --> 00:45:46,938
Okay, okay.
942
00:45:46,938 --> 00:45:47,771
Its just, this is important
to me, though, right?
943
00:45:47,771 --> 00:45:48,744
Like this is our baby
944
00:45:48,744 --> 00:45:49,900
and its our moment and if we survive it.
945
00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:53,661
- I can't do this without
you or I might die.
946
00:45:53,661 --> 00:45:56,541
That important enough for you?
947
00:46:03,283 --> 00:46:07,622
- Its fucking freezing in here.
948
00:46:07,622 --> 00:46:10,403
Its fucking freezing.
949
00:46:10,403 --> 00:46:12,685
Its fucking freezing in here.
950
00:46:12,685 --> 00:46:14,618
Its fucking freezing.
951
00:46:14,618 --> 00:46:16,925
Its fucking freezing in here.
952
00:46:16,925 --> 00:46:19,181
Its fucking freezing.
953
00:46:19,181 --> 00:46:21,650
Its fucking freezing in here.
954
00:46:21,650 --> 00:46:24,220
It fucking stinks.
955
00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:26,170
It fucking stinks in here.
956
00:46:30,390 --> 00:46:34,923
- Okay, this is a
record that we're making.
957
00:46:37,101 --> 00:46:38,301
You sure--
- Is it on?
958
00:46:38,301 --> 00:46:39,303
- Its on.
959
00:46:39,303 --> 00:46:40,356
You sure you want to do this?
960
00:46:40,356 --> 00:46:41,189
- Yeah, yeah no I'm sure.
961
00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:42,360
- You don't have to do--
962
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,464
- We have to do this.
963
00:46:43,464 --> 00:46:44,984
- Alright, alright, okay.
964
00:46:44,984 --> 00:46:47,817
Let's, let's at least do it right.
965
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,941
What's your name?
966
00:46:50,941 --> 00:46:52,563
- My names Joanne Miller.
967
00:46:52,563 --> 00:46:53,903
- And do you know where you are?
968
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:56,520
- I'm in my kitchen.
969
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:58,480
- What city?
970
00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,880
- Los Angeles.
971
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,330
- And what year is it?
972
00:47:01,330 --> 00:47:02,673
- 2015.
973
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,730
- Who's the president?
974
00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:06,690
- Barack Obama.
975
00:47:06,690 --> 00:47:08,339
- Okay, good, good.
976
00:47:08,339 --> 00:47:09,270
You're in good shape.
977
00:47:09,270 --> 00:47:10,270
How are you feeling?
978
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,833
- Just a little bit of
pain where I was bitten.
979
00:47:17,790 --> 00:47:19,483
- Do you remember who bit you?
980
00:47:24,991 --> 00:47:27,272
You know what, you don't
have to answer that
981
00:47:27,272 --> 00:47:28,222
if its too painful.
982
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,353
- Jeffery.
983
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,840
I didn't shoot him in
time, I couldn't do it.
984
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,690
I couldn't do it.
985
00:47:46,413 --> 00:47:47,955
And I knew it.
- I understand.
986
00:47:47,955 --> 00:47:49,235
I understand.
987
00:47:49,235 --> 00:47:50,952
I understand.
988
00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:53,155
- Do you understand that
you have to shoot me
989
00:47:53,155 --> 00:47:54,232
when the times come?
990
00:47:54,232 --> 00:47:55,235
Do you know you have to do it?
991
00:47:55,235 --> 00:47:56,232
- I don't know if I can do it--
992
00:47:56,232 --> 00:47:57,235
- You have to fucking do it!
993
00:47:57,235 --> 00:47:58,232
- I don't know if I can.
994
00:47:58,232 --> 00:47:59,530
- You have to shoot me!
995
00:47:59,530 --> 00:48:00,680
You take that fucking shotgun
996
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,790
and you shoot me when the time comes.
997
00:48:01,790 --> 00:48:03,880
You know you have to do it.
998
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,880
- Alright, we don't
have to worry about that now.
999
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,580
I mean, how do you feel right now?
1000
00:48:11,533 --> 00:48:12,616
- I feel, uh.
1001
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,043
I feel,
1002
00:48:16,410 --> 00:48:17,393
I feel sick.
1003
00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:19,083
I.
1004
00:48:28,370 --> 00:48:31,016
- Joanne, Jesus.
1005
00:48:31,016 --> 00:48:34,493
Joanne, how do you feel?
1006
00:48:34,493 --> 00:48:36,730
- I feel,
1007
00:48:36,730 --> 00:48:37,563
I feel,
1008
00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:40,300
I feel a little strange.
1009
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:42,050
- Stay with me, stay with me.
1010
00:48:44,093 --> 00:48:44,926
- I feel.
1011
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:51,360
I feel strange.
1012
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,700
I just thought of my
mother for some reason.
1013
00:49:00,090 --> 00:49:02,253
- She's been dead quite awhile.
1014
00:49:04,580 --> 00:49:05,413
- She has.
1015
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,193
- Years.
1016
00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,273
- I remember her so clearly.
1017
00:49:13,630 --> 00:49:16,296
- What was her name?
1018
00:49:16,296 --> 00:49:17,213
- Her name?
1019
00:49:24,413 --> 00:49:26,050
Her name.
1020
00:49:26,050 --> 00:49:27,400
- Your mother's name.
1021
00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:32,355
- I don't remember.
1022
00:49:34,675 --> 00:49:36,099
My mother's name, I don't remember.
1023
00:49:36,099 --> 00:49:37,197
- Okay, okay, that's alright.
1024
00:49:37,197 --> 00:49:38,195
That's alright.
1025
00:49:38,195 --> 00:49:39,475
- I don't remember my mother's name.
1026
00:49:39,475 --> 00:49:40,513
- Alright, alright, alright.
1027
00:49:40,513 --> 00:49:41,346
Alright.
1028
00:49:44,397 --> 00:49:46,560
- I don't remember my mother's name.
1029
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,270
- Joanne, Joanne, stay with me.
1030
00:49:48,270 --> 00:49:49,395
- I'm changing.
1031
00:49:49,395 --> 00:49:50,434
I'm starting to change.
1032
00:49:50,434 --> 00:49:52,675
I'm starting to lose my mind.
1033
00:49:52,675 --> 00:49:54,456
- Don't worry, don't worry.
1034
00:49:57,868 --> 00:49:59,073
Oh Jesus.
1035
00:49:59,073 --> 00:49:59,906
Oh Jesus.
1036
00:50:02,572 --> 00:50:04,156
What's going on?
1037
00:50:04,156 --> 00:50:06,156
How are you feeling now?
1038
00:50:07,655 --> 00:50:08,905
- I feel weird.
1039
00:50:09,792 --> 00:50:11,527
- Not good, yeah.
- Weird.
1040
00:50:11,527 --> 00:50:12,825
- I know, I know.
1041
00:50:12,825 --> 00:50:13,863
Just hold on.
1042
00:50:13,863 --> 00:50:15,163
Just go with me.
1043
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,468
Hold on,
1044
00:50:17,468 --> 00:50:18,476
- Yes, yes.
1045
00:50:18,476 --> 00:50:19,729
- Okay, uh.
1046
00:50:19,729 --> 00:50:21,479
Do you know, do you know your name?
1047
00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:25,308
- Joanne.
- Good, good, good
1048
00:50:25,308 --> 00:50:26,708
do you know what year it is?
1049
00:50:28,289 --> 00:50:29,810
- 1941.
1050
00:50:29,810 --> 00:50:32,163
- Okay, okay and uh.
1051
00:50:34,151 --> 00:50:35,183
Who is the president?
1052
00:50:36,447 --> 00:50:39,452
- I don't know, I don't know.
1053
00:50:39,452 --> 00:50:41,063
- Do you know where you are?
1054
00:50:42,449 --> 00:50:43,928
- I don't know, I don't know.
1055
00:50:43,928 --> 00:50:45,349
- Oh Jesus.
1056
00:50:45,349 --> 00:50:46,347
What about your son?
1057
00:50:46,347 --> 00:50:47,180
What's your son's name?
1058
00:50:48,492 --> 00:50:49,910
- My son?
1059
00:50:49,910 --> 00:50:51,630
- You don't know your son's name?
1060
00:50:53,692 --> 00:50:54,525
- My son?
1061
00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:58,707
- Okay, alright nevermind.
1062
00:50:58,707 --> 00:50:59,540
Its not important.
1063
00:50:59,540 --> 00:51:00,373
Its not important.
1064
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:04,250
Oh Jesus, what am I gonna do?
1065
00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:05,840
Joanne?
1066
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,110
- My mind is breaking.
1067
00:51:07,110 --> 00:51:10,160
My mind, I can't make thinks like before.
1068
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,930
I mind is beginning break.
1069
00:51:11,930 --> 00:51:14,103
Its not think.
1070
00:51:15,089 --> 00:51:16,551
- Alright, alright,
its not important.
1071
00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:17,623
- I'm fading, I'm fading.
1072
00:51:17,623 --> 00:51:19,050
- Okay, just hold on, just hold on.
1073
00:51:19,050 --> 00:51:21,570
Stay with me, stay with me.
1074
00:51:21,570 --> 00:51:23,111
- Yes, yes.
1075
00:51:23,111 --> 00:51:24,111
- Yes.
1076
00:51:25,532 --> 00:51:26,673
Oh Jesus.
1077
00:51:26,673 --> 00:51:27,911
Oh Jesus.
1078
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:32,673
Does that hurt?
1079
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:35,843
- Yeah, not so much.
1080
00:51:37,191 --> 00:51:39,683
Its, it doesn't hurt as much.
1081
00:51:42,066 --> 00:51:42,899
Shoot me.
1082
00:51:42,899 --> 00:51:43,831
- I can't.
1083
00:51:43,831 --> 00:51:44,828
I can't do it.
1084
00:51:44,828 --> 00:51:46,209
- Shoot me!
1085
00:51:46,209 --> 00:51:49,068
- I can't do it Joanne.
1086
00:51:49,068 --> 00:51:51,560
- You have to do it.
1087
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,260
- You're still here with me.
1088
00:51:54,247 --> 00:51:56,012
- Who, who are you?
1089
00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:57,940
- I'm Donald, I'm your husband.
1090
00:51:57,940 --> 00:52:00,140
I'm Jeffery's father.
1091
00:52:00,140 --> 00:52:01,260
Joanne.
1092
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:03,033
Joanne, I can't do it.
1093
00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:05,969
I can't do it.
1094
00:52:05,969 --> 00:52:07,948
I love, I love you.
1095
00:52:07,948 --> 00:52:09,457
- I love....
1096
00:52:12,412 --> 00:52:17,412
- Oh god.
1097
00:52:17,630 --> 00:52:20,740
- Haven't slept in three days.
1098
00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:33,700
My wife Laura hasn't eaten in five days.
1099
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,213
She hasn't had any water
in five days, either.
1100
00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:48,625
And while I know
1101
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:56,170
that I'm gonna die
1102
00:52:57,670 --> 00:53:01,500
or get infected
1103
00:53:05,770 --> 00:53:09,650
that doesn't mean that
I can't have some fun
1104
00:53:13,790 --> 00:53:15,850
because look
1105
00:53:20,295 --> 00:53:21,473
look what I've got.
1106
00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:32,313
I wish that that was tequila.
1107
00:53:34,290 --> 00:53:39,107
Because I drank all the tequila
1108
00:53:41,060 --> 00:53:41,980
three days ago
1109
00:53:45,772 --> 00:53:47,022
and I know that
1110
00:53:50,636 --> 00:53:52,969
I'm gonna die in this place.
1111
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,650
- Okay things are coming back.
1112
00:53:59,650 --> 00:54:01,532
I can't do this quickly.
1113
00:54:01,532 --> 00:54:03,280
Okay so its not sleeping sickness
1114
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,870
but what, what do we know
about sleeping sickness
1115
00:54:05,870 --> 00:54:07,735
is its protozoa,
1116
00:54:07,735 --> 00:54:11,100
really super primitive
form of life, protozoa.
1117
00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:12,570
You can't even see.
1118
00:54:12,570 --> 00:54:14,200
Protozoa.
1119
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,070
That's what causes,
1120
00:54:16,070 --> 00:54:17,360
what are the protozoa, what diseases.
1121
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,610
We need to be able to
find what's connecting
1122
00:54:18,610 --> 00:54:20,113
these together
1123
00:54:20,113 --> 00:54:20,946
cause it can explain how this work
1124
00:54:20,946 --> 00:54:22,010
because because because.
1125
00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:23,990
Something like toxoplasmosis from cats,
1126
00:54:23,990 --> 00:54:25,010
that's a protozoa disease
1127
00:54:25,010 --> 00:54:26,710
and you could have people who have this
1128
00:54:26,710 --> 00:54:28,350
and don't display symptoms for awhile
1129
00:54:28,350 --> 00:54:30,316
but its also connected with schizophrenia
1130
00:54:30,316 --> 00:54:31,810
which is amazing, right,
1131
00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:32,930
because we're talking about, again,
1132
00:54:32,930 --> 00:54:37,500
now protozoa that is somehow,
you know, in the brain
1133
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:39,510
and its sort of a slow sort of issue.
1134
00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:41,130
Something that go a little faster.
1135
00:54:41,130 --> 00:54:42,611
You know you got that amoebic disease
1136
00:54:42,611 --> 00:54:44,470
where it eats away and moves through.
1137
00:54:44,470 --> 00:54:45,420
So there are other different kinds
1138
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:47,610
of protozoa issues.
1139
00:54:47,610 --> 00:54:49,852
But trypanosomiasis,
1140
00:54:49,852 --> 00:54:50,685
no, no.
1141
00:54:50,685 --> 00:54:52,068
Gosh what's the name of it?
1142
00:54:52,068 --> 00:54:53,420
Its in my notes.
1143
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:55,053
I've never studied it before.
1144
00:54:56,270 --> 00:54:57,200
trichomoniasis,
1145
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,604
which is different.
1146
00:54:58,604 --> 00:54:59,540
This is a sexually transmitted disease
1147
00:54:59,540 --> 00:55:00,800
that is,
1148
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,520
or obviously we know how that spreads
1149
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:03,620
but this is not what we're talking about,
1150
00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:05,068
people biting each other.
1151
00:55:05,068 --> 00:55:05,901
But but but,
1152
00:55:05,901 --> 00:55:07,207
this disease, very specifically,
1153
00:55:07,207 --> 00:55:10,200
can gestate and men,
1154
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,540
particularly, can have this for years
1155
00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:13,530
without spreading it
1156
00:55:13,530 --> 00:55:14,430
or sharing any symptoms.
1157
00:55:14,430 --> 00:55:16,900
They have this protozoa
disease lodged right there
1158
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,070
and it doesn't happen.
1159
00:55:18,070 --> 00:55:19,210
So what we're talking about here
1160
00:55:19,210 --> 00:55:20,810
is perhaps, perhaps some sort of protozoa,
1161
00:55:20,810 --> 00:55:21,870
we don't know what it is,
1162
00:55:21,870 --> 00:55:23,270
that is widely infected,
1163
00:55:23,270 --> 00:55:24,240
who knows how it got there
1164
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:25,073
but people have it,
1165
00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:26,220
everyone who gets bite,
1166
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:27,190
people already have it.
1167
00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:28,690
The most universal exposure to this thing
1168
00:55:28,690 --> 00:55:31,160
is protozoa living in the brain.
1169
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,100
Pass through the brain blood barrier
1170
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:35,640
years ago and its lodged in the brain
1171
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,473
and in these varying,
1172
00:55:36,473 --> 00:55:38,428
the centers you know aggression
and things like this.
1173
00:55:38,428 --> 00:55:39,920
What would happen now,
what would happen now,
1174
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:40,830
if you got bit,
1175
00:55:40,830 --> 00:55:42,100
what would have to happen to your blood
1176
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:43,580
in order to activate the protozoa.
1177
00:55:43,580 --> 00:55:44,700
Its not that you get infected,
1178
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:46,340
that's the thing is this bite
1179
00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:47,780
is not an infectious bite.
1180
00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:51,649
The bite, its gotta be
a protein or a toxin
1181
00:55:51,649 --> 00:55:54,900
or something else that's
transmitted through the saliva
1182
00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:56,060
that when it hits the blood stream,
1183
00:55:56,060 --> 00:55:58,190
it activates those protozoa in ways
1184
00:55:58,190 --> 00:55:59,450
that they weren't active before.
1185
00:55:59,450 --> 00:56:00,710
You know maybe somehow
1186
00:56:00,710 --> 00:56:01,620
somehow they're in the brain
1187
00:56:01,620 --> 00:56:03,780
and they've linked up to sections to cells
1188
00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:05,910
already and created this sort of complex.
1189
00:56:05,910 --> 00:56:07,600
This happens in other sort of infections
1190
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,340
and that complex sits there, sits there
1191
00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:10,260
and sits there and waits
1192
00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:12,680
and when the toxin works, it changes.
1193
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:13,780
It changes quickly.
1194
00:56:13,780 --> 00:56:15,733
It changes immediately and,
1195
00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:19,351
and all of this happens.
1196
00:56:19,351 --> 00:56:20,530
I wouldn't believe it either,
1197
00:56:20,530 --> 00:56:22,280
but I saw it happen right there,
1198
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:23,340
three minutes.
1199
00:56:25,990 --> 00:56:27,090
Look, I have to go.
1200
00:56:27,090 --> 00:56:28,170
I can't do this anymore.
1201
00:56:28,170 --> 00:56:29,560
Somebody's gonna have to get this
1202
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:30,790
and figure it out for me.
1203
00:56:30,790 --> 00:56:31,623
They're coming back.
1204
00:56:31,623 --> 00:56:33,550
I think I can get out of the building.
1205
00:56:33,550 --> 00:56:36,033
I think I can get out but, I um.
1206
00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:38,143
Sorry.
1207
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:45,483
- Jesus, where were you?
1208
00:56:45,483 --> 00:56:47,393
Is that blood on your shirt?
1209
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,743
- I had to go on a food run.
1210
00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:54,583
- You told me you already had food.
1211
00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:58,250
- That was a couple weeks ago.
1212
00:56:58,250 --> 00:57:01,023
- Babe, babe what is on your shirt?
1213
00:57:02,327 --> 00:57:04,650
- I needed food, Stephanie.
1214
00:57:04,650 --> 00:57:05,780
Why is it so dark there?
1215
00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,300
What happened?
1216
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:09,780
- Oh the generator is unreliable
1217
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:12,485
so the lights are flaky but answer me,
1218
00:57:12,485 --> 00:57:13,843
what is that on your shirt?
1219
00:57:18,807 --> 00:57:20,090
- Blood.
1220
00:57:20,090 --> 00:57:21,363
- Is it yours?
1221
00:57:22,609 --> 00:57:24,960
Oh my god, did one of them bite you?
1222
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,577
Did you get bit?
1223
00:57:28,247 --> 00:57:30,313
- Nothing bit me, I'm fine.
1224
00:57:32,988 --> 00:57:33,821
- Alright, well babe.
1225
00:57:33,821 --> 00:57:34,770
What the hell happened?
1226
00:57:35,863 --> 00:57:36,696
- You know Rakeem
1227
00:57:38,807 --> 00:57:39,957
the kid from next door?
1228
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,790
- Yeah?
1229
00:57:41,790 --> 00:57:44,270
- He's always skateboarding
1230
00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:47,143
and wearing a batman shirt.
1231
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,053
He was in a supermarket.
1232
00:57:57,169 --> 00:57:59,729
- I'm so sorry you had to do that.
1233
00:57:59,729 --> 00:58:02,040
I can't even imagine
1234
00:58:03,140 --> 00:58:05,830
but you know what,
1235
00:58:05,830 --> 00:58:07,500
he was already dead, okay?
1236
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,677
It wasn't Rakeem anymore.
1237
00:58:11,425 --> 00:58:13,133
- He had this,
1238
00:58:13,133 --> 00:58:14,703
this big knife with him.
1239
00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:18,283
He must of got from the butcher.
1240
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:23,133
So hungry.
1241
00:58:24,769 --> 00:58:26,197
I haven't eaten in days.
1242
00:58:26,197 --> 00:58:27,343
- I know, I know.
1243
00:58:28,348 --> 00:58:29,393
No one is gonna blame you.
1244
00:58:33,664 --> 00:58:34,497
- I shot him.
1245
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,523
Over and over.
1246
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,460
- Wait.
1247
00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:44,310
Wait, wait, wait.
1248
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,440
You said he was holding a knife.
1249
00:58:48,785 --> 00:58:52,310
How could he have been holding a knife
1250
00:58:52,310 --> 00:58:54,220
if he had already been turned into a?
1251
00:58:55,201 --> 00:58:56,601
- I have to be here for you.
1252
00:58:57,470 --> 00:59:00,810
Stephanie, I have to stay alive,
1253
00:59:00,810 --> 00:59:03,823
Stephanie for when you come home.
1254
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:08,590
I need you to come home, Stephanie.
1255
00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:09,423
I need you.
1256
00:59:12,647 --> 00:59:16,333
- Babe, babe, no.
1257
00:59:18,970 --> 00:59:20,760
- Hey, I'm your daddy
1258
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,150
and um, this is what I looked like
1259
00:59:23,150 --> 00:59:24,883
the day you were born.
1260
00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:30,093
Oh and this is your mommy and that's you.
1261
00:59:31,110 --> 00:59:32,180
You don't even have a name yet.
1262
00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:35,690
Its weird, right?
1263
00:59:35,690 --> 00:59:38,020
the truth is its kind of
a crazy time right now,
1264
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,650
when you were born.
1265
00:59:39,650 --> 00:59:41,357
There's, well there's bad things out there
1266
00:59:41,357 --> 00:59:44,050
and so your mommy and I
1267
00:59:44,050 --> 00:59:45,490
are down here hiding
1268
00:59:45,490 --> 00:59:49,423
and we are keeping you safe, okay?
1269
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:55,243
You're safe and that's okay.
1270
00:59:57,450 --> 01:00:00,030
This right here, this is what I'm proudest
1271
01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:02,333
of in the whole world, your mommy and you.
1272
01:00:06,622 --> 01:00:07,680
I'm not always that great at things,
1273
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,473
been so many bad
businesses, bad decisions.
1274
01:00:13,265 --> 01:00:14,385
bad times.
1275
01:00:14,385 --> 01:00:16,980
And if I had to do one
thing right, one thing,
1276
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:19,030
I am so glad that it is you and your mom.
1277
01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:22,703
- Who are you talking to?
1278
01:00:23,990 --> 01:00:25,033
- The baby.
1279
01:00:26,242 --> 01:00:27,367
Yeah.
1280
01:00:27,367 --> 01:00:28,369
- Oh.
1281
01:00:28,369 --> 01:00:29,367
- You want to say anything?
1282
01:00:29,367 --> 01:00:30,988
Jim?
1283
01:00:30,988 --> 01:00:33,079
- We gotta go, we gotta go.
1284
01:00:33,079 --> 01:00:34,369
- I can't, I can't.
1285
01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:35,384
I'm too tired.
1286
01:00:35,384 --> 01:00:36,391
- No come, we gotta.
1287
01:00:36,391 --> 01:00:38,951
- I'm so tired.
- I know you are.
1288
01:00:38,951 --> 01:00:40,430
I know how tired you are, please.
1289
01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:45,689
Shit, they're through, they're through.
1290
01:00:45,689 --> 01:00:47,769
- I can't.
- come on, yes you can.
1291
01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:48,775
You can do it.
1292
01:00:48,775 --> 01:00:49,772
You gotta.
1293
01:00:49,772 --> 01:00:51,047
Shit, come on.
- okay.
1294
01:00:51,047 --> 01:00:52,049
- Oh god.
1295
01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:53,047
Come on, come on.
1296
01:00:53,047 --> 01:00:54,551
Oh god.
1297
01:00:54,551 --> 01:00:56,388
Come on, we gotta move.
1298
01:00:56,388 --> 01:00:57,687
Come on, you can do this.
1299
01:00:57,687 --> 01:00:58,689
Come on.
1300
01:00:58,689 --> 01:01:00,311
Come on, they're so close.
1301
01:01:00,311 --> 01:01:01,644
Please, come on.
1302
01:01:02,485 --> 01:01:03,885
Let's get somewhere.
1303
01:01:03,885 --> 01:01:05,303
They're right behind us.
1304
01:01:06,544 --> 01:01:07,741
This way.
1305
01:01:07,741 --> 01:01:08,991
In here, quick.
1306
01:01:11,605 --> 01:01:12,855
Right this way.
1307
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,780
- So my boy went across the street
1308
01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:25,030
to go see maybe, see what was going on.
1309
01:01:25,030 --> 01:01:26,400
Maybe they had the news going.
1310
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,890
Try to figure out what's going on.
1311
01:01:27,890 --> 01:01:28,890
Where we can go
1312
01:01:28,890 --> 01:01:31,070
or anything like that.
1313
01:01:31,070 --> 01:01:32,980
He's been gone over an hour
1314
01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:34,260
and he hasn't come back yet
1315
01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:36,992
and I just don't know what's, what's.
1316
01:01:36,992 --> 01:01:38,353
Matt?
1317
01:01:43,580 --> 01:01:44,480
Matt, is that you?
1318
01:01:53,313 --> 01:01:55,803
Hey, you better not be
fucking with me, bro.
1319
01:01:57,030 --> 01:01:59,003
This is not a laughing matter, man.
1320
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,394
I mean, for real, we don't even know
1321
01:02:04,394 --> 01:02:05,650
if this shit could be related
1322
01:02:05,650 --> 01:02:06,860
or it could be unrelated.
1323
01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:08,143
This isn't funny, man.
1324
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,930
You got your laugh, just call it.
1325
01:02:30,290 --> 01:02:31,123
Matt!
1326
01:02:49,590 --> 01:02:51,150
Matt?
1327
01:02:51,150 --> 01:02:51,983
Oh shit!
1328
01:02:57,189 --> 01:02:58,191
Oh shit, dude.
1329
01:02:58,191 --> 01:02:59,358
Oh shit, shit!
1330
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:08,670
- I'm just breaking out of jail now.
1331
01:03:10,154 --> 01:03:12,393
I don't know what these things are.
1332
01:03:14,752 --> 01:03:17,453
I know they killed my wife.
1333
01:03:19,390 --> 01:03:20,900
They killed my mom,
1334
01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:22,510
they killed everybody I know
1335
01:03:25,056 --> 01:03:27,356
but if I can make it out
of this prison alive.
1336
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,030
I know one thing is true.
1337
01:03:30,030 --> 01:03:33,560
I am gonna kill everyone last one
1338
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,943
of these motherfucking zombies.
1339
01:03:36,820 --> 01:03:39,733
That's my word or I will die trying.
1340
01:03:52,230 --> 01:03:53,063
- Hey guys.
1341
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,010
I'm doing what I think is really
1342
01:03:58,010 --> 01:03:59,140
gonna be the final update.
1343
01:03:59,140 --> 01:04:03,847
I know I said before, I
don't see any hope for me.
1344
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:11,170
I have absolutely no water, no food,
1345
01:04:11,170 --> 01:04:12,920
no nothing left.
1346
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:14,453
I can't leave this room.
1347
01:04:15,330 --> 01:04:17,950
Yes, I know I could go out in the room
1348
01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:21,380
and then I would be attacked
1349
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:23,260
and then I would end up turning into
1350
01:04:24,770 --> 01:04:25,910
what's happened to everyone else
1351
01:04:25,910 --> 01:04:26,890
and I don't want that.
1352
01:04:26,890 --> 01:04:28,300
I don't want to.
1353
01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:31,810
You know, I've always loved zombie movies
1354
01:04:31,810 --> 01:04:32,860
and all that kind of stuff
1355
01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:33,930
but I don't want that.
1356
01:04:33,930 --> 01:04:37,310
I don't want that to
be what happens to me.
1357
01:04:37,310 --> 01:04:39,914
I would rather stay in this room
1358
01:04:39,914 --> 01:04:42,920
and die in here
1359
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,590
then have to you know to
have that happen to me.
1360
01:04:46,590 --> 01:04:50,267
I can't face that
reality of that happening
1361
01:04:50,267 --> 01:04:51,100
and you know,
1362
01:04:52,530 --> 01:04:53,693
I don't know if,
1363
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,830
if that happened if I would know,
1364
01:04:57,830 --> 01:05:02,830
if I would remember myself before or what
1365
01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:06,736
but I'm, rather stay in this room
1366
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:09,410
and totally starve to death
1367
01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:13,000
than have to have that happen to me
1368
01:05:15,053 --> 01:05:16,770
and I said, I'm in here
1369
01:05:16,770 --> 01:05:19,970
I can't watch TV, I can't do anything
1370
01:05:19,970 --> 01:05:21,640
I've been doing in here.
1371
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:24,670
The lights off, absolutely starving
1372
01:05:26,070 --> 01:05:28,023
with absolutely nothing else to eat.
1373
01:05:30,620 --> 01:05:35,220
So, this will be my last video.
1374
01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:39,470
I hope I have enough
battery left on this phone
1375
01:05:39,470 --> 01:05:40,743
to get this uploaded.
1376
01:05:41,830 --> 01:05:44,970
If not, hopefully
somebody finds this phone
1377
01:05:44,970 --> 01:05:46,153
in years to come.
1378
01:05:47,070 --> 01:05:48,720
You know you see these videos
1379
01:05:50,030 --> 01:05:52,080
and just hope everyone doesn't forget me.
1380
01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:55,930
So thank you everyone who
watched and subscribed
1381
01:05:55,930 --> 01:05:57,100
to me all these years
1382
01:05:58,690 --> 01:06:00,033
and I'll see you guys later.
1383
01:06:05,936 --> 01:06:07,274
- Unexplained, as the violence.
1384
01:06:07,274 --> 01:06:09,133
- Hey man, don't be recording this shit.
1385
01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:10,133
- Don't trip man,
1386
01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:12,173
no ones ever gonna see this.
1387
01:06:12,173 --> 01:06:15,173
- You know this shits evidence, right?
1388
01:06:15,173 --> 01:06:17,451
- No this dead fool is evidence.
1389
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:14,373
You expecting somebody?
1390
01:07:14,373 --> 01:07:15,206
- Nope.
1391
01:07:25,232 --> 01:07:26,490
- What are you doing, man?
1392
01:07:26,490 --> 01:07:27,950
- I'm gonna see what this fool wants.
1393
01:07:33,653 --> 01:07:34,805
- Fuck man.
1394
01:07:34,805 --> 01:07:36,171
- Bro, what the hell do
you think you're doing?
1395
01:07:36,171 --> 01:07:37,211
- That fucking crack head bit me, man.
1396
01:07:37,211 --> 01:07:38,730
You turn into one of those things.
1397
01:07:38,730 --> 01:07:40,831
- You can't just be
running in here like that.
1398
01:07:42,693 --> 01:07:43,526
Walk this way.
1399
01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:44,359
Through that door.
1400
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,043
- Whoa.
1401
01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:59,180
Shit, what the fuck, dude.
1402
01:07:59,180 --> 01:08:00,752
You don't have to do this, man.
1403
01:08:00,752 --> 01:08:02,090
- You knocked on the wrong door, homie.
1404
01:08:02,090 --> 01:08:03,530
- Fuck.
1405
01:08:03,530 --> 01:08:04,363
- Now put your hands behind your back
1406
01:08:04,363 --> 01:08:05,994
and we'll talk about it.
1407
01:08:05,994 --> 01:08:07,044
- Fuck, come on, man.
1408
01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:10,416
- Don't move.
1409
01:08:13,210 --> 01:08:14,043
Quit moving.
1410
01:08:16,740 --> 01:08:18,590
You fucking problem with me, homeboy.
1411
01:08:20,790 --> 01:08:21,623
Sit up.
1412
01:08:23,573 --> 01:08:26,693
Got something special for you.
1413
01:08:26,693 --> 01:08:27,526
- Oh fuck.
1414
01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:31,103
- Here, take these.
1415
01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:38,330
- Dude, have you seen what's happening.
1416
01:08:38,330 --> 01:08:40,280
There's bigger shit going on out there.
1417
01:08:42,010 --> 01:08:43,670
- Business as usual.
1418
01:08:43,670 --> 01:08:45,369
- Dude, but there's like high speed chases
1419
01:08:45,369 --> 01:08:46,571
and crazy motherfuckers--
1420
01:08:46,571 --> 01:08:48,154
- Shut the fuck up.
1421
01:09:12,006 --> 01:09:14,089
Yeah, you like that shit?
1422
01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:16,549
- Gave him a good right there, huh?
1423
01:09:16,549 --> 01:09:18,145
- Hell yeah, bro.
1424
01:09:18,145 --> 01:09:19,893
Damn, you see this motherfucker's arm?
1425
01:09:19,893 --> 01:09:21,392
- What the fuck is that?
1426
01:09:21,392 --> 01:09:23,013
Man, what's up with that shit?
1427
01:09:23,013 --> 01:09:24,413
- Check that shit out.
1428
01:09:25,413 --> 01:09:26,650
- Holy fuck, that shits nasty.
1429
01:09:26,650 --> 01:09:28,080
Its deteriorating by the second.
1430
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:30,110
- You said a crack head bit you?
1431
01:09:30,110 --> 01:09:31,310
Fucking from where man?
1432
01:09:31,310 --> 01:09:33,860
Not from LA, they don't
look like that around here.
1433
01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:39,240
- Homeboy's fucking.
1434
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,807
I don't know, somethings
going on with him.
1435
01:09:41,973 --> 01:09:42,806
- Fuck.
1436
01:09:42,806 --> 01:09:43,639
Dude what the fuck?
1437
01:09:43,639 --> 01:09:45,040
- Hey, somethings
going on with his eyes, man.
1438
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:45,993
Oh shit.
1439
01:09:47,493 --> 01:09:49,780
Hey somethings not right here, man.
1440
01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:52,120
Hey, somethings not right here, man.
1441
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:52,953
Hey!
1442
01:09:57,152 --> 01:09:57,985
Oh fuck.
1443
01:10:00,489 --> 01:10:01,322
Oh fuck!
1444
01:10:02,553 --> 01:10:04,730
Fuck, oh shit, man.
1445
01:10:04,730 --> 01:10:06,074
Oh shit.
1446
01:10:06,074 --> 01:10:07,711
Oh shit.
1447
01:10:07,711 --> 01:10:08,544
No!
1448
01:11:09,611 --> 01:11:11,052
- Its okay.
1449
01:11:11,052 --> 01:11:12,049
Its okay.
1450
01:11:12,049 --> 01:11:12,882
Jimmy, please not.
1451
01:11:12,882 --> 01:11:14,185
Just turn it off, please.
1452
01:11:14,185 --> 01:11:15,250
- Come on, just say something to her.
1453
01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,573
You know, for the future.
1454
01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:18,333
- What future?
1455
01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:20,240
There is no future.
1456
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:21,590
- Don't say that.
1457
01:11:21,590 --> 01:11:22,910
Its gonna be okay.
1458
01:11:22,910 --> 01:11:24,332
Alright?
1459
01:11:24,332 --> 01:11:25,560
Everything is gonna be okay.
1460
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:27,750
Just say something to her.
1461
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,230
You don't even have to look at the camera.
1462
01:11:29,230 --> 01:11:30,790
Just talk to her so that she knows
1463
01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:31,933
that you were here.
1464
01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:34,423
Okay?
1465
01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:36,993
- Okay.
1466
01:11:37,948 --> 01:11:39,190
- Okay.
1467
01:11:39,190 --> 01:11:40,373
- Hi, sweetie.
1468
01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:43,133
I know you're scared.
1469
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:45,660
I'm scared too.
1470
01:11:45,660 --> 01:11:46,913
- Hang on, hang on.
1471
01:11:46,913 --> 01:11:48,450
I think the batteries dying.
1472
01:11:48,450 --> 01:11:50,167
- Are you fucking kidding me?
1473
01:11:50,167 --> 01:11:51,710
- No, its.
1474
01:11:51,710 --> 01:11:52,543
Look its okay, alright.
1475
01:11:52,543 --> 01:11:54,020
We'll just use yours,
1476
01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:56,210
use your phone, it will be fine.
1477
01:11:56,210 --> 01:11:57,553
We'll still get it.
1478
01:11:57,553 --> 01:11:59,729
Just, you know it will be okay.
1479
01:11:59,729 --> 01:12:00,562
Alright.
1480
01:12:02,150 --> 01:12:03,020
Okay.
1481
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:06,483
How do I get back to the camera on this?
1482
01:12:07,566 --> 01:12:09,310
- Okay.
1483
01:12:09,310 --> 01:12:11,130
I want to do this, okay.
1484
01:12:11,130 --> 01:12:12,223
Before its too late, please.
1485
01:12:12,223 --> 01:12:14,393
I just, I want to film this, okay?
1486
01:12:15,370 --> 01:12:17,713
- Heather, who's David?
1487
01:12:18,740 --> 01:12:20,140
- What?
1488
01:12:20,140 --> 01:12:21,253
- Who's David?
1489
01:12:22,430 --> 01:12:23,750
- Give me my phone, sweetie.
1490
01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:24,583
- No, no.
1491
01:12:24,583 --> 01:12:25,416
"I have a right to know.
1492
01:12:25,416 --> 01:12:27,140
If you don't get the
test, I'm going to tell
1493
01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:29,050
your husband everything.
1494
01:12:29,050 --> 01:12:31,220
Call me as soon as you
hear from the doctor."
1495
01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:32,297
what is this?
1496
01:12:32,297 --> 01:12:34,110
- Its a joke, he was joking, sweetie.
1497
01:12:34,110 --> 01:12:35,030
Its nothing.
1498
01:12:35,030 --> 01:12:36,572
- What does he mean,
1499
01:12:36,572 --> 01:12:38,030
what test?
1500
01:12:38,030 --> 01:12:38,863
- Its nothing.
1501
01:12:38,863 --> 01:12:39,696
Okay, please.
1502
01:12:39,696 --> 01:12:41,380
We are a family now, alright?
1503
01:12:41,380 --> 01:12:42,213
We are a family.
1504
01:12:42,213 --> 01:12:43,670
Remember that.
1505
01:12:43,670 --> 01:12:44,673
We have to stick together.
- heather, what the fuck
1506
01:12:44,673 --> 01:12:45,506
is this?
1507
01:12:47,380 --> 01:12:48,480
- I met someone
1508
01:12:51,713 --> 01:12:52,546
and we dated
1509
01:12:54,530 --> 01:12:57,290
and it was a big mistake and I'm sorry.
1510
01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:59,163
I'm so sorry.
1511
01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:03,993
But, I ended it and,
1512
01:13:05,328 --> 01:13:06,973
and then I found out that I was pregnant.
1513
01:13:13,132 --> 01:13:15,049
- Did you get the test?
1514
01:13:22,950 --> 01:13:25,591
Jesus fucking Christ.
1515
01:13:25,591 --> 01:13:26,424
- Please, please Jimmy, please.
1516
01:13:26,424 --> 01:13:27,890
We are all she has.
1517
01:13:27,890 --> 01:13:29,390
We have to stick together for her.
1518
01:13:29,390 --> 01:13:30,890
We have to survive for her, please.
1519
01:13:30,890 --> 01:13:31,723
Please.
1520
01:13:32,570 --> 01:13:34,369
- She's not our baby.
1521
01:13:35,873 --> 01:13:36,706
- Oh god, oh god, they're here.
1522
01:13:36,706 --> 01:13:37,676
Please, please.
1523
01:13:37,676 --> 01:13:39,255
I can't do this without you.
1524
01:13:39,255 --> 01:13:40,535
Get up, please get up.
1525
01:13:40,535 --> 01:13:41,368
Please.
1526
01:13:43,457 --> 01:13:44,940
Oh my god no, no.
1527
01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:46,060
No!
1528
01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:47,893
No, Jimmy, please, no.
1529
01:13:50,156 --> 01:13:51,323
Jimmy, get up.
1530
01:13:53,399 --> 01:13:55,170
Get up, Jimmy.
1531
01:13:55,170 --> 01:13:57,297
Please, please get up.
1532
01:13:57,297 --> 01:13:58,357
No!
1533
01:13:58,357 --> 01:13:59,190
Not Jimmy.
1534
01:13:59,190 --> 01:14:00,357
Please, Jimmy.
1535
01:14:02,359 --> 01:14:03,617
Oh my baby.
1536
01:14:03,617 --> 01:14:04,759
Oh my baby.
1537
01:14:04,759 --> 01:14:05,592
Please no.
1538
01:14:08,870 --> 01:14:10,912
Please not my baby.
1539
01:14:51,915 --> 01:14:53,553
- I.
1540
01:14:54,908 --> 01:14:55,963
I'm alone in my flat.
1541
01:14:57,152 --> 01:14:59,540
I'm waiting for help.
1542
01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:01,540
I'm waiting for help, so please help me.
1543
01:15:03,060 --> 01:15:04,440
I will upload this clip
1544
01:15:05,931 --> 01:15:07,540
and if you, and please.
1545
01:15:07,540 --> 01:15:10,340
You have to find me and help me.
1546
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:12,287
I don't know what happened.
1547
01:15:13,243 --> 01:15:15,303
I don't know what happened.
1548
01:15:16,450 --> 01:15:20,300
They are everywhere around the house
1549
01:15:21,531 --> 01:15:23,010
and they are killing people.
1550
01:15:23,010 --> 01:15:25,793
They are running around and
they are killing people.
1551
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:28,833
So please.
1552
01:15:30,213 --> 01:15:31,700
Help me.
1553
01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:33,040
Help me.
1554
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:33,873
Please.
1555
01:15:41,653 --> 01:15:43,189
I.
1556
01:15:43,189 --> 01:15:44,022
I'm.
1557
01:15:46,570 --> 01:15:47,523
I, I.
1558
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:51,500
Please.
1559
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:52,963
Please help me.
1560
01:17:01,245 --> 01:17:02,495
- Stupid bitch.
1561
01:17:04,944 --> 01:17:07,027
You stupid fucking bitch.
1562
01:17:23,704 --> 01:17:28,704
So, it has been 29 days since
this so called outbreak.
1563
01:17:30,060 --> 01:17:32,000
I was gonna start this
video diary yesterday
1564
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,173
but I thought someone may see me.
1565
01:17:35,805 --> 01:17:36,960
There have been various reports
1566
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:39,080
of this so called infected
1567
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:41,670
that since the television
stations went down.
1568
01:17:41,670 --> 01:17:42,720
The ones around here.
1569
01:17:44,790 --> 01:17:47,653
The ones around here are really fucked up.
1570
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:51,000
I mean, for one, they're
super intelligent.
1571
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,463
Well super intelligent
for raging lunatics.
1572
01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:56,970
I mean they hunt in packs
1573
01:17:56,970 --> 01:17:58,680
and they've got one or two scouts
1574
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,340
and they go round looking for victims
1575
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:02,600
and places to hunt.
1576
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,060
They set up camp on what was once
1577
01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:06,683
a beautiful and quiet street.
1578
01:18:09,570 --> 01:18:12,390
I was on a food run the other day
1579
01:18:13,450 --> 01:18:14,750
and I saw a group of them.
1580
01:18:16,410 --> 01:18:21,260
They got this guy that
was hiding out in a shed.
1581
01:18:21,260 --> 01:18:24,803
Stand out is that once
they become infected,
1582
01:18:26,125 --> 01:18:31,125
they have this bloody x starts
spreading across their face.
1583
01:18:33,870 --> 01:18:35,490
I used to watch horror films
1584
01:18:36,570 --> 01:18:38,313
but man, this was something else.
1585
01:18:44,082 --> 01:18:46,749
I think that's enough for today.
1586
01:18:49,220 --> 01:18:51,490
This is Georgia Romero reporting
1587
01:18:51,490 --> 01:18:54,680
for the World is Fucked News.
1588
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:55,930
No one knew I lived here.
1589
01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,540
I was kept in the back room.
1590
01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:02,223
His precious little secret.
1591
01:19:04,123 --> 01:19:05,980
I can't help but think
1592
01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:09,370
that when they took him away,
1593
01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:12,073
he finally got what he deserved.
1594
01:19:12,970 --> 01:19:14,900
All those nights of drunken abuse
1595
01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:16,773
paid back tenfold.
1596
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:24,113
Now all I've got to do,
1597
01:19:25,130 --> 01:19:26,160
keep myself secret
1598
01:19:31,965 --> 01:19:34,298
and I may just survive this.
1599
01:19:38,664 --> 01:19:40,700
What a shitty time of year
1600
01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:43,160
to have the zombie Apocalypse.
1601
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:44,593
Fucking Christmas.
1602
01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:51,823
I'm going to show you how
to make the perfect omelet.
1603
01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:56,880
So, there have been many arguments
1604
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:58,520
about choosing duck eggs
1605
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:01,980
but personally I prefer chicken.
1606
01:20:01,980 --> 01:20:04,393
I think they just taste rich.
1607
01:20:05,930 --> 01:20:07,460
Once the mixture hits the pan,
1608
01:20:07,460 --> 01:20:09,140
it will have its underlying coat.
1609
01:20:09,140 --> 01:20:13,900
Now is the prefect time to
add a fine mature cheddar.
1610
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:16,620
Grated, of course, add this to the mixture
1611
01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:17,920
and it will start to melt.
1612
01:20:19,688 --> 01:20:20,650
And there you have it.
1613
01:20:20,650 --> 01:20:22,710
The prefect omelet.
1614
01:20:22,710 --> 01:20:24,720
Next week, we do shark fin soup.
1615
01:20:31,506 --> 01:20:32,339
man.
1616
01:20:33,380 --> 01:20:34,233
I'm so hungry.
1617
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:45,377
Really do need to do a food run.
1618
01:20:53,128 --> 01:20:53,961
Fuck it.
1619
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,510
I went on a food run last night
1620
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:09,763
and one of the x marked lunatics saw me.
1621
01:21:10,770 --> 01:21:12,920
I mean I run back as fast I could
1622
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:14,793
but they're not fucking slow.
1623
01:21:17,826 --> 01:21:18,676
On the plus side,
1624
01:21:19,860 --> 01:21:24,143
I did find his secret stash of alcohol.
1625
01:21:29,350 --> 01:21:31,057
Not like I can drink it though.
1626
01:21:33,005 --> 01:21:33,838
I can't.
1627
01:21:38,180 --> 01:21:39,097
Just can't.
1628
01:21:49,309 --> 01:21:50,142
I had,
1629
01:21:51,489 --> 01:21:52,322
I,
1630
01:21:54,130 --> 01:21:56,547
I really want a cheeseburger.
1631
01:21:59,570 --> 01:22:04,248
♪ Its the end of the world as we know it ♪
1632
01:22:28,008 --> 01:22:30,091
I knew it was a bad idea.
1633
01:22:31,017 --> 01:22:34,417
One of the x marked
psychos heard me last night
1634
01:22:34,417 --> 01:22:35,840
and fucking broke in.
1635
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:38,060
Grabbed the empty vodka bottle
1636
01:22:38,060 --> 01:22:41,420
I smashed his head with
it until it was muck
1637
01:22:41,420 --> 01:22:43,830
and he was fucking laughing.
1638
01:22:43,830 --> 01:22:45,520
What the fuck does that mean?
1639
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,770
Is it spread by blood?
1640
01:22:47,770 --> 01:22:49,223
Am I fucking infected?
1641
01:22:50,130 --> 01:22:53,783
I fucking fought back
and that's what kills me?
1642
01:22:57,192 --> 01:22:59,223
Its not fucking fair.
1643
01:22:59,223 --> 01:23:00,950
I just wanted to be free.
1644
01:23:02,829 --> 01:23:04,850
I just wanted to be free.
1645
01:23:04,850 --> 01:23:06,350
Wanted to be free.
1646
01:23:12,669 --> 01:23:13,752
Fucking free.
1647
01:23:20,109 --> 01:23:21,526
I'm fucking free.
1648
01:23:22,702 --> 01:23:24,119
I'm fucking free.
1649
01:23:25,146 --> 01:23:26,563
I'm fucking free.
1650
01:23:27,448 --> 01:23:28,865
I'm fucking free.
1651
01:23:30,749 --> 01:23:32,166
I'm fucking free.
1652
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:45,807
- What the...
1653
01:23:45,807 --> 01:23:47,446
You see her?
1654
01:23:47,446 --> 01:23:48,279
Can you.
1655
01:23:49,448 --> 01:23:50,700
- I wouldn't open that door man.
1656
01:23:50,700 --> 01:23:51,533
I'm not opening that fucking door.
1657
01:23:51,533 --> 01:23:52,510
- No.
1658
01:23:52,510 --> 01:23:53,982
Well that fuckers so slow,
1659
01:23:53,982 --> 01:23:54,815
we'll just go out there
and kill that motherfucker
1660
01:23:54,815 --> 01:23:55,648
right now.
1661
01:23:57,402 --> 01:23:59,819
- And his leg's broken.
1662
01:24:01,147 --> 01:24:02,800
- That's even better.
1663
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:04,060
That's why I got a fucking baseball bat.
1664
01:24:04,060 --> 01:24:06,290
You take out the other fucking leg.
1665
01:24:06,290 --> 01:24:07,725
- We got to get that truck, man.
1666
01:24:07,725 --> 01:24:08,985
- Alright.
1667
01:24:08,985 --> 01:24:10,320
Alright.
1668
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:12,088
- Go help Joe.
1669
01:24:12,088 --> 01:24:12,973
- Hey, where's Joe?
1670
01:24:14,029 --> 01:24:15,138
- He's back that way somewhere.
1671
01:24:15,138 --> 01:24:16,863
Oh he's over there.
1672
01:24:16,863 --> 01:24:18,226
- You found the keys?
1673
01:24:18,226 --> 01:24:20,968
- They may be in the office.
1674
01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:22,630
- Alright.
1675
01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:23,790
Oh a pole.
1676
01:24:23,790 --> 01:24:25,982
Hey, you ladies want to
dance while we're going?
1677
01:24:25,982 --> 01:24:27,580
Waiting up here?
1678
01:24:27,580 --> 01:24:28,980
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1679
01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:30,080
- Alright, cool.
1680
01:24:31,870 --> 01:24:32,790
- Hey for real.
1681
01:24:32,790 --> 01:24:33,930
Any girl want to get on the pole?
1682
01:24:33,930 --> 01:24:36,045
- I know, seriously.
1683
01:24:36,045 --> 01:24:37,980
- If.
1684
01:24:37,980 --> 01:24:39,885
- I mean, we're gonna
have a whole lot of fun
1685
01:24:39,885 --> 01:24:41,963
for 30 seconds.
1686
01:24:46,700 --> 01:24:47,590
Yes, man.
1687
01:24:47,590 --> 01:24:49,240
I'm putting this shit on YouTube.
1688
01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:57,784
- Gonna mark the spot where
he can park at with the flare.
1689
01:24:57,784 --> 01:24:59,117
- Alright.
1690
01:25:02,322 --> 01:25:05,266
- We found a whip.
1691
01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:06,503
- You found a whip?
1692
01:25:06,503 --> 01:25:08,530
- We found a whip.
1693
01:25:08,530 --> 01:25:09,430
- Hell yeah.
1694
01:25:10,365 --> 01:25:14,264
- Who knew we'd
have some.
1695
01:25:14,264 --> 01:25:15,805
- What you find over there?
1696
01:25:15,805 --> 01:25:16,638
- Got some drinks.
1697
01:25:16,638 --> 01:25:18,967
- Drinks, some soda and candy.
1698
01:25:19,928 --> 01:25:21,506
- Oh candy.
1699
01:25:21,506 --> 01:25:23,304
- And some popcorn.
1700
01:25:23,304 --> 01:25:25,384
- Popcorn?
1701
01:25:25,384 --> 01:25:26,493
Hell yeah.
1702
01:25:26,493 --> 01:25:27,950
- Yeah not popcorn.
1703
01:25:31,610 --> 01:25:33,122
- They moving yet?
1704
01:25:33,122 --> 01:25:34,890
- Man, they still right there.
1705
01:25:34,890 --> 01:25:37,581
Hopefully we can get
that damn thing started.
1706
01:25:37,581 --> 01:25:39,110
- Oh shit.
- Ladies, ladies.
1707
01:25:39,110 --> 01:25:40,183
Here he comes.
1708
01:25:41,601 --> 01:25:43,240
- Alright, let's
get the last of the supplies
1709
01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:44,323
and let's go.
1710
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:47,450
- Park it, park it, park it.
1711
01:25:47,450 --> 01:25:49,060
Perfect.
1712
01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:49,893
Right there.
1713
01:25:53,618 --> 01:25:56,317
- Come on.
1714
01:25:56,317 --> 01:25:57,778
- Come on hurry up.
1715
01:25:57,778 --> 01:26:00,940
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
1716
01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:01,933
- We're waiting.
1717
01:26:03,207 --> 01:26:05,618
- Let's get the fuck in the truck!
1718
01:26:05,618 --> 01:26:07,176
- Alright, alright come.
1719
01:26:07,176 --> 01:26:08,317
Oh fuck.
1720
01:26:08,317 --> 01:26:09,400
Who the fuck?
1721
01:26:11,515 --> 01:26:12,514
- What the fuck is going on?
1722
01:26:12,514 --> 01:26:13,515
- What's going on?
1723
01:26:13,515 --> 01:26:14,514
- Get her, get her, get her.
1724
01:26:14,514 --> 01:26:15,347
- What happened?
1725
01:26:15,347 --> 01:26:17,180
- She got bit.
1726
01:26:23,016 --> 01:26:24,413
- Fuck.
- Everybody get in the truck!
1727
01:26:24,413 --> 01:26:26,496
- Come on, come on.
1728
01:26:29,687 --> 01:26:30,870
- One, two, three.
- Go, go, go.
1729
01:26:30,870 --> 01:26:32,988
Let's go, let's go.
1730
01:26:32,988 --> 01:26:33,986
Come on everybody, in.
1731
01:26:33,986 --> 01:26:35,576
In the truck.
1732
01:26:35,576 --> 01:26:36,587
- Get in the truck.
1733
01:26:36,587 --> 01:26:37,965
- Come on.
- come on.
1734
01:26:37,965 --> 01:26:39,229
Fuck.
1735
01:26:39,229 --> 01:26:40,442
Fucking shit.
1736
01:26:40,442 --> 01:26:41,443
Fuck.
1737
01:26:41,443 --> 01:26:43,943
I'm gonna check this shit out.
1738
01:26:49,186 --> 01:26:50,466
Oh shit.
1739
01:26:50,466 --> 01:26:51,946
- What the hell man?
1740
01:26:51,946 --> 01:26:53,005
Come on.
1741
01:26:53,005 --> 01:26:54,429
Come on.
- Fuck, fuck.
1742
01:26:54,429 --> 01:26:55,262
Fuck.
1743
01:26:57,208 --> 01:26:59,625
- Let's go, let's go.
1744
01:27:08,610 --> 01:27:10,349
Something was wrong, let's go.
1745
01:27:10,349 --> 01:27:11,730
- Come on.
- Come on.
1746
01:27:11,730 --> 01:27:12,744
- We're sealed, we're sealed.
1747
01:27:12,744 --> 01:27:13,577
Let's go.
1748
01:28:14,610 --> 01:28:15,723
- I don't want to die alone.
1749
01:28:30,030 --> 01:28:33,043
Nicki, if you ever see this.
1750
01:28:35,933 --> 01:28:36,766
I.
1751
01:28:40,989 --> 01:28:43,656
I was gonna ask you to marry me.
1752
01:28:51,866 --> 01:28:52,699
I'm sorry.
1753
01:28:56,749 --> 01:28:58,493
It won't stop bleeding.
1754
01:28:58,493 --> 01:29:00,410
It won't stop bleeding.
1755
01:29:01,249 --> 01:29:03,332
I don't want to die here.
1756
01:29:05,512 --> 01:29:08,345
I'm finding out how to stay awake.
1757
01:29:34,909 --> 01:29:36,576
The battery's going.
1758
01:29:42,392 --> 01:29:43,225
Its.
1759
01:29:45,053 --> 01:29:46,703
Really hard to keep my eyes open.
1760
01:29:52,370 --> 01:29:54,103
The battery's going on the camera.
1761
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:57,050
I didn't think it last this long.
1762
01:30:03,533 --> 01:30:08,200
Now its just a matter of which
one of us will die first.
1763
01:30:10,310 --> 01:30:11,880
Me or the camera.
1764
01:30:24,350 --> 01:30:26,350
- This week the world died.
1765
01:30:26,350 --> 01:30:28,023
The world we know as is gone.
1766
01:30:30,420 --> 01:30:32,630
Its been stolen from us in a flash.
1767
01:30:32,630 --> 01:30:33,623
People said its,
1768
01:30:35,150 --> 01:30:37,150
people say that there is no cure
1769
01:30:37,150 --> 01:30:39,663
but I believe there will
be one in the future.
1770
01:30:40,690 --> 01:30:42,020
I don't know if the people infected
1771
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,560
will be back to normal.
1772
01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:44,393
Who knows.
1773
01:30:45,373 --> 01:30:47,763
Do I want to live in a world like this.
1774
01:30:50,690 --> 01:30:52,320
- I'm making this video
1775
01:30:57,053 --> 01:31:02,053
to clear myself of any legal consequences
1776
01:31:04,813 --> 01:31:07,453
for what I'm about to do.
1777
01:31:12,632 --> 01:31:14,344
I don't know what else to do.
1778
01:31:14,344 --> 01:31:16,677
I can't just leave her here.
1779
01:31:22,712 --> 01:31:23,545
I.
1780
01:31:25,992 --> 01:31:27,575
I can't just leave.
1781
01:31:33,025 --> 01:31:35,048
I have to do it.
1782
01:31:35,048 --> 01:31:36,965
I have to kill my wife.
1783
01:31:44,691 --> 01:31:46,189
I have to show you.
1784
01:31:46,189 --> 01:31:47,971
I'll show you.
1785
01:31:47,971 --> 01:31:49,138
I'll show you.
1786
01:32:11,309 --> 01:32:12,142
Laura?
1787
01:32:17,570 --> 01:32:18,403
I have...
1788
01:32:19,266 --> 01:32:20,599
I have to do it.
1789
01:32:24,941 --> 01:32:26,017
Laura, say something.
1790
01:32:27,288 --> 01:32:28,121
Laura.
1791
01:33:21,190 --> 01:33:22,440
- Its been about a month.
1792
01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:26,633
Since this whole thing has started.
1793
01:33:32,190 --> 01:33:34,613
I was with a group for awhile but
1794
01:33:37,949 --> 01:33:38,799
they're gone now.
1795
01:33:43,690 --> 01:33:44,843
I found a cafe.
1796
01:33:47,350 --> 01:33:48,763
What's left of one, anyway.
1797
01:33:51,630 --> 01:33:53,630
There's some canned food out the back
1798
01:33:53,630 --> 01:33:55,843
and a couch to sleep on.
1799
01:33:58,248 --> 01:34:00,048
If sleep is even possible right now.
1800
01:34:05,150 --> 01:34:06,723
The food should last me a week,
1801
01:34:07,660 --> 01:34:08,493
maybe two.
1802
01:34:10,850 --> 01:34:11,683
After that,
1803
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:15,370
I don't know.
1804
01:34:18,381 --> 01:34:19,723
I guess I'll just keep moving.
1805
01:34:28,060 --> 01:34:30,397
I don't know what happened.
1806
01:34:32,823 --> 01:34:33,800
I mean, one day
1807
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:37,030
everything was normal
1808
01:34:38,730 --> 01:34:39,580
and then the next
1809
01:34:41,050 --> 01:34:42,950
there are these people
1810
01:34:45,150 --> 01:34:46,300
but they're not people.
1811
01:34:49,741 --> 01:34:50,824
They're dead.
1812
01:34:58,365 --> 01:35:00,370
And the ones that are still alive,
1813
01:35:00,370 --> 01:35:03,860
I mean they want to kill you anyway
1814
01:35:03,860 --> 01:35:05,670
cause they either want your stuff
1815
01:35:05,670 --> 01:35:08,373
or they just don't want
an extra mouth to feed.
1816
01:35:14,184 --> 01:35:18,017
I guess its safe to say
that humanity is dead.
1817
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:21,713
So I might as well be, too.
1818
01:35:30,630 --> 01:35:33,830
I don't even know if my
family is still alive
1819
01:35:44,239 --> 01:35:47,560
and when I go outside I see these people
1820
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:48,937
that I went to school with
1821
01:35:50,700 --> 01:35:52,250
but they're not people anymore.
1822
01:36:15,020 --> 01:36:16,620
I hope someone finds this video.
1823
01:36:20,670 --> 01:36:21,593
Cause if you do,
1824
01:36:22,790 --> 01:36:24,040
then it means you made it
1825
01:36:27,021 --> 01:36:28,763
and if you can make it through this,
1826
01:36:30,350 --> 01:36:34,760
if you can make it through
the virus of the dead
1827
01:36:39,690 --> 01:36:40,523
you'll be okay.
1828
01:36:59,362 --> 01:37:00,402
- Hi.
1829
01:37:00,402 --> 01:37:01,235
- Hi.
1830
01:37:03,710 --> 01:37:04,543
- You okay?
1831
01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:07,370
- No.
1832
01:37:07,370 --> 01:37:10,130
But I don't want to talk about it.
1833
01:37:10,130 --> 01:37:11,653
How's it going there?
1834
01:37:13,810 --> 01:37:15,590
- A few of the villagers decided
1835
01:37:15,590 --> 01:37:18,240
to look for a wild pig
1836
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:20,140
and some other food in the jungle
1837
01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:22,320
but they haven't come back yet
1838
01:37:23,670 --> 01:37:25,064
and then a few more
1839
01:37:25,064 --> 01:37:27,380
decided to take the
1840
01:37:27,380 --> 01:37:31,290
into town and we needed
fuel for the generator
1841
01:37:33,581 --> 01:37:35,313
but its really quiet here.
1842
01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:38,243
- Its been quiet here for days.
1843
01:37:39,602 --> 01:37:42,040
There are fewer and fewer uploads
1844
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:44,473
on whatever's left of the internet.
1845
01:37:46,280 --> 01:37:48,010
I heard some chatter about...
1846
01:37:49,442 --> 01:37:52,002
- wait, babe what is that?
1847
01:37:52,002 --> 01:37:53,085
What is that?
1848
01:37:54,258 --> 01:37:55,341
Chris, Chris?
1849
01:37:56,920 --> 01:38:00,700
(airplane flying overheard.
1850
01:38:00,700 --> 01:38:02,143
- That, my love,
1851
01:38:03,460 --> 01:38:06,633
is a motherfucking apache helicopter.
1852
01:38:07,850 --> 01:38:09,807
Yeah, you know what that means?
1853
01:38:09,807 --> 01:38:11,840
That means that somebody out there
1854
01:38:11,840 --> 01:38:13,190
still has their shit together.
1855
01:38:13,190 --> 01:38:14,023
- You think so?
1856
01:38:15,417 --> 01:38:19,698
- Yes, yes we're gonna pull through this.
1857
01:38:19,698 --> 01:38:20,718
We are gonna,
1858
01:38:20,718 --> 01:38:21,551
and you're gonna come home.
1859
01:38:21,551 --> 01:38:22,830
- I need to come home.
1860
01:38:22,830 --> 01:38:24,763
I've been so scared.
1861
01:38:25,922 --> 01:38:28,125
- Hey, babe, who's that behind you?
1862
01:38:28,125 --> 01:38:29,421
- What's?
1863
01:38:29,421 --> 01:38:30,461
Oh my god.
1864
01:38:30,461 --> 01:38:31,341
- Stephanie, run.
1865
01:38:31,341 --> 01:38:32,338
Run!
1866
01:38:32,338 --> 01:38:33,341
Stephanie!
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