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Ho, ho, ho!
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♪ ♪
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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Happy birthday.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[PLAYING "DECK THE HALLS"]
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D'oh!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROWLING]
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[GROWLS]
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[SHRIEKING]
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ALL: Merry Christmas!
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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
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- [SNORING, MUMBLING]
- [HOMER HUMMING]
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[SIGHS] Another Thanksgiving
is in the books.
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Which means Christmas is starting.
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Say, Lis, I couldn't help but notice
you're holding a piece of paper.
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Oh, this piece of paper?
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Why, it's just my
Christmas list, is all.
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What a coincidence.
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I also have my Christmas list
right here in my hand.
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Oh, you selfish little gangsters.
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There's always another
shakedown, isn't there?
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What do you know, Bart? There's
only one present on my list.
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My word, that's reasonable.
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I, too, only found one present
to be list-worthy.
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Oh, give me the lists.
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[MARGE GROANS]
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We already have a TV.
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We've been through ten Super Bowls,
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XLIV through LIII.
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But our dumb TV is not a smart TV.
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And I just want one other
smart thing in this house.
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Yeah, well, we'll think about it.
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[BART AND LISA HUMMING HAPPILY]
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I want everything about
Christmas to be perfect,
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but that smart TV
the kids want is $2,400.
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[SCOFFS] That's ridiculous.
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Our TV may not be smart,
but it's street smart.
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ANNOUNCER: It's Sprawl-Mart's
huge Black Friday sale.
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Jay-G headphones only $49.99.
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Two-piece sofa set only $249.99.
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And this GL50 9K Smart TV only $499.99.
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GL50 9K Smart TV.
Where have I heard that before?
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The kids are chanting it nonstop.
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BART AND LISA: GL50 9K Smart TV.
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- GL50 9K Smart TV.
- Knock it off!
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ANNOUNCER: Supplies are limited,
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so be here when the doors open
at 6:00 a.m.!
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Black Friday: like The Purge,
but for bargains.
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That's how we get it. We have to go.
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Oh, old TV, you really are dumb.
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You just told us how
to replace you. [LAUGHS]
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Why do we have an antenna on an HDTV?
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I thought it looked cool.
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So the customers
will be entering from here,
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here and here.
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Our biggest concern are the cutsies.
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- I hate those Nazis.
- I said "cutsies."
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- You think the Nazis didn't take cuts?
- Oh.
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I leave for Sprawl-Mart now,
getting us a good place in line.
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And I go to sleep now, waking up
in the middle of the night,
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rested and ready to relieve you
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- at 3:00 a.m.
- That's right.
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Godspeed, hot woman.
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[BOTH MOANING]
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I love you, too, Homie,
but I have to go.
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My tongue is frozen to your zipper.
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Aw, Marge, great to see you out here.
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You want a Cup O' Noodles
to chase away the chill?
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- How sweet.
- It's just water.
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I can't afford the real thing,
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but if you stare at the label
while you drink it,
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you'd swear there was real
chicken powder in there.
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- [SHUDDERS]
- Oh.
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What bargain are you busting
down the door for?
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I'm getting a Futon Friend
for my granddaughter.
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I want her to remember me
as more than just a grandpa
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who lives at the airport.
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The trick is to carry
a piece of empty luggage
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because then they... they...
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[SOBS]
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[SNIFFS]
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Sorry, Ralphie, it's just too cold.
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Even my blubber isn't helping.
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[SIGHS] Cold in the winter,
hot in the summer.
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Why did I grow you?
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Oh, your hands feel cold.
Let me look at them.
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Whoa, that's toasty! Am in Ipanema?
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[VOCALIZING "GIRL FROM IPANEMA"]
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Hmm? Hmm?
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[LAUGHS]
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I can do this. It's 2:30.
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Homer's gonna be here any minute.
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[SNORING]
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[ALARM BEEPING]
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[MUMBLES] What?
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- [MEOWS]
- What the...?
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[MEOWS]
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Ooh, got to relieve Marge!
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[SHUDDERS]
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[GROANS]
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My hands are starting to freeze.
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I hope Homer gets here soon.
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Why are we standing?
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We still have hours
before the store opens.
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To keep out the cutters.
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Ow! You're punching me in the back.
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I ain't doin' it.
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It's the baby what's in my belly
thrashing about.
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If you go into labor,
I'll help you deliver,
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but then that baby has to go
to the back of the line.
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- Yeah!
- [ANGRY CHATTER]
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I know how to hold a baby in. [INHALES]
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Have a safe Black Friday,
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and welcome to Thunderdome.
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- [GRUNTS]
- [EXCITED CHATTER]
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[DOVE COOING]
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[SHOUTING]
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[WHIMPERS] My hands are frozen,
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which makes it easier
to do this. [GRUNTING]
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♪ ♪
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[GASPS] The electronics department.
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I'm going to make it.
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GIL: I'm not gonna make it!
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Is there one drop of humanity
in this big-box store?
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[SHOUTING, GROANING]
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MARGE: Don't look, Marge.
At any other time of year,
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that man's life would be worth
more than a TV,
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but not at Christmas.
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[GROANS] Tell my granddaughter
I existed.
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♪ ♪
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This will help raise the little one.
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♪ Jangle bells, jangle bells ♪
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♪ We gots a TV ♪
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♪ Now the only thing we lack ♪
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♪ Is e-lectricity, hey! ♪
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You did it, Marge.
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You've given a poor old man
the greatest gift of all,
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- a grandchild's love.
- Well, that makes it all...
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I can't leave without one of those.
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I'll give you a hundred bucks for it.
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- Can't say no to that.
- Oh...
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[MARGE GROANS]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Oh! Marge, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to let you down.
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I'm not mad at you. I won't
let myself be mad at you.
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This is Christmas, and Christmas
is great for our kids,
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and I vow on my life
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to make it a great Christmas.
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I totally agree.
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Now because you've been
through so much, let me drive.
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- Let me call you an Uber.
- [GROANS]
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So I'm afraid you won't be getting
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the smart TV for Christmas.
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We figured.
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Never get your hopes up around here.
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But I promise you, Christmas
will be better than ever.
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I'll sweep that up, sweetie.
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[MARGE GROANS]
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Your mother froze her fingers
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trying to get a Christmas gift for you,
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and what were you going to give her?
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- Lanyard.
- Poem.
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I thought as much.
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Well, we're gonna make this
Christmas about your mother.
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- But Christmas is for kids.
- Her.
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MONICA [ON VIDEO]:
Hi, guys, it's Monica here
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with five easy hacks for resetting
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your threshold Christmas caroler.
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Number one, locate the P.I.X.
input on the pressure strip.
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I already did that, Monica.
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I think I've got it.
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What if we take Mom on a Florida
vacation for Christmas?
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[NORWEGIAN ACCENT]: Hoy, hoy, hoy.
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I ride on a pig.
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Don't forget to leave me porridge!
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Ugh, I've got it set on Norwegian.
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Well, at least we're
not planning a vacation
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at the last second, we're
planning at the last minute.
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Can't afford Nine Flags Underwater,
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Yankees Fantasy Camp,
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Yankees Suck Fantasy Camp...
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Oh, my God, there's a place
we can afford.
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I've never heard of it.
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How can we be sure
it's what it seems in the ad?
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That's a good point.
On the other hand...
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only three rooms left!
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And 58 people are looking at them.
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All right, kids, let this be a lesson.
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You should never succumb to something
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just because you are pressured to...
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One room left!
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I got it! Full price,
nonrefundable! Boom!
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Christmas is on me. Christmas is on me.
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Marge, darling, remember when we agreed
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you should take it down a few notches?
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Yeah, the notches.
Always with the notches.
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Marge, have you considered
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that we could spend Christmas
somewhere else?
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Home.
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If it's not home, it's not Christmas.
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Home, home, home!
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We're gonna have to take her out cold.
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♪ ♪
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[MUTTERS]: You're getting one little...
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sleeve and there you go.
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- Mom?
- Yes, Lisa? Yes?
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- That's not our cat.
- Damn it.
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[YOWLS]
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Mom, we came to sing some carols.
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And I'll pour the tea.
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♪ Silent night ♪
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♪ Holy night ♪
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[ECHOING]: ♪ All is calm ♪
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♪ All is bright ♪
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♪ Start counting backwards
from ten to one ♪
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♪ When you wake up ♪
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♪ We'll have Christmas fun... ♪
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Wake up, sleepyhead. [CHUCKLES]
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- We're in Tennessee.
- Tennessee?
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We packed all the luggage ourselves.
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After all that you've been through,
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this Christmas is about you.
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The warm air helped my hands.
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I like Tennessee.
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[LAUGHS]: That's fantastic.
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However, we just entered Georgia.
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Change the bumper sticker, boy.
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Dirty Birds! You got that right!
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Yeah! Go, area team!
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♪ ♪
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Enjoying the sunshine?
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That's the Christmas gift
we get all year long.
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Can we please get to our room?
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We just drove 2,000 miles in four hours.
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Of course.
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And thank you for reminding me
why I never had kids.
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Let's go, shall we?
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All of us in this one little room?
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I call sleeping in the bathtub!
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I want to sleep in the bathtub.
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There's no bathtub.
Just a combo shower and toilet.
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We call it a shoilet.
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Well, the fun is outside.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Ooh, that's gonna be a big one.
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Oh, I don't know how we're gonna
give you kids a Christmas.
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Dad, Bart, meet me in the shoilet.
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- [TOILET FLUSHES]
- D'oh!
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Let me tell you something
about your mother.
253
00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:07,413
She is always as happy
as the saddest one of us.
254
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,682
I'm not always the saddest one.
255
00:13:09,717 --> 00:13:12,552
Polar bears are dying.
256
00:13:12,587 --> 00:13:15,188
[CRIES]: Oh, that's so sad.
257
00:13:15,223 --> 00:13:18,591
So, rain or shine, we will
all have smiles on our faces.
258
00:13:18,626 --> 00:13:21,861
Her mood will be based
on the signals we are giving.
259
00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,062
All hands in.
260
00:13:23,131 --> 00:13:25,431
Okay, three, two, one...
261
00:13:25,466 --> 00:13:27,333
ALL: Fake enthusiasm.
262
00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:29,068
What are you guys doing in here?
263
00:13:29,103 --> 00:13:30,703
Uh, having a great time.
264
00:13:30,738 --> 00:13:32,505
That's about to get better.
265
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:35,208
- Really?
- [TOILET FLUSHES]
266
00:13:35,243 --> 00:13:37,610
Who wants room service?
267
00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:39,612
[TOILET FLUSHES]
268
00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:42,715
[THEME PARK MUSIC PLAYING]
269
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,018
This is cool. Cartoon characters
no one's ever heard of.
270
00:13:46,054 --> 00:13:49,722
That's Mulberry Mutt, Tremendous
Boar and Thelonious Skunk.
271
00:13:49,757 --> 00:13:52,425
- Does somebody want a hug?
- No.
272
00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:55,228
- Oh, I think you do.
- Really, I don't.
273
00:13:55,263 --> 00:13:56,963
Hug the bull, boy.
274
00:13:56,998 --> 00:14:00,967
That's right, kid. Legally,
you have to initiate it.
275
00:14:04,005 --> 00:14:06,806
That's so sweet.
276
00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:09,108
[DOG HOWLS]
277
00:14:16,184 --> 00:14:18,985
You know, they say whenever
you travel, it grows your brain.
278
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,120
This place is fantastic.
279
00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:22,755
WOMAN: This place is a dump.
280
00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:25,057
MAN: I picked it!
If you criticize this place,
281
00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:26,626
you're criticizing me!
282
00:14:26,661 --> 00:14:28,728
WOMAN: Well, in that case,
this place is a loser
283
00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:30,496
with a gambling problem.
284
00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:33,232
That's the worst thing
the kids could possibly hear.
285
00:14:33,268 --> 00:14:36,102
MAN: I won once, when I met you.
286
00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:37,603
- WOMAN: Aw...
- [MOANING]
287
00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:39,939
WOMAN [GIGGLES]: Come here.
288
00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:41,908
[LAUGHTER]
289
00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:44,243
Oh, for God's sake. I'll stop this.
290
00:14:44,279 --> 00:14:46,979
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
291
00:14:48,249 --> 00:14:49,782
[GRUNTING]
292
00:14:49,817 --> 00:14:53,286
Get this over with quick!
There's kids next door!
293
00:14:53,321 --> 00:14:54,954
MAN: There's kids in here, too!
294
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:58,090
[LAUGHTER, MOANING CONTINUES]
295
00:14:58,126 --> 00:14:59,692
[SIGHS]
296
00:14:59,727 --> 00:15:02,528
Makes you feel kind of
lonely, doesn't it?
297
00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:05,531
- Yeah.
- Well, it all starts with a hug.
298
00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:07,967
[CHUCKLES] You want a hug?
299
00:15:10,305 --> 00:15:11,470
Aw...
300
00:15:16,576 --> 00:15:18,542
[SQUAWKING]
301
00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,877
Oh, boy. You kids are up early.
302
00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:30,013
Bart and I are going
to engage in perhaps
303
00:15:30,048 --> 00:15:33,616
the most popular Florida tradition...
304
00:15:33,652 --> 00:15:36,386
complaining to the manager.
305
00:15:36,421 --> 00:15:39,856
JEANIE: Hey, come on in.
306
00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:43,092
This place is nothing
like it looked on the Internet.
307
00:15:43,128 --> 00:15:45,094
We can't compete with the big boys.
308
00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:48,731
Disney's already laying ground
for a new Family Guy World.
309
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:51,134
♪ Lucky there's a family guy... ♪
310
00:15:51,169 --> 00:15:55,071
I was the "it" boy in 2006.
311
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:57,194
I don't know when and I don't know how,
312
00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:00,823
but I am gonna get you.
313
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:05,194
Well, at least something
in this place is clean now.
314
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,164
[SHOUTS] That was
the most horrifying ride
315
00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:09,832
I've ever been on.
316
00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:14,170
Where's Maggie?
317
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:19,642
♪ ♪
318
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:27,883
Oh, this is so much fun.
You know how I love history.
319
00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:32,054
It's like looking at a rogues
gallery of America's villains.
320
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:35,591
According to the soundtrack to
Hamilton, you were a real jerk.
321
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:37,226
- [GUN CLICKS]
- [SHRIEKS]
322
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,362
Vice presidents rule!
323
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:42,398
Aw. Are you really having a great time?
324
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:47,036
Really? Because I sure as heck am not.
325
00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:51,407
No, I'm FaceTiming Milhouse
'cause it's more fun.
326
00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:53,042
Whassup?
327
00:16:53,077 --> 00:16:54,543
Milhouse, give me something.
328
00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,746
I'm trapped in The Hall
of Vice Presidents.
329
00:16:56,781 --> 00:17:00,283
Well, I'm kind of
the vice president of us.
330
00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:01,851
[GROANS] Got to go.
331
00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:04,353
And we've got to go. Back home.
332
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,389
We can be in Springfield by Christmas
333
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:08,958
if we can just get our money back.
334
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:11,427
Leave that to me.
335
00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:23,172
[MOANS]
336
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,577
[SCREAMS]
337
00:17:28,613 --> 00:17:30,946
I shot my best friend in the face.
338
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:32,884
[LAUGHS]
339
00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:33,916
[SCREAMING]
340
00:17:33,951 --> 00:17:36,018
[SCREAMING ECHOES]
341
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:38,054
["CAROL OF THE BELLS" PLAYING]
342
00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:48,964
[EXCITED CHATTER]
343
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,600
[PEOPLE GROANING]
344
00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:55,104
There it is, the first snow.
345
00:17:55,139 --> 00:17:57,473
It smells so clean.
346
00:17:57,508 --> 00:17:59,475
[ALL INHALING DEEPLY]
347
00:18:03,981 --> 00:18:06,015
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
348
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:09,085
- [ENGINE STOPS]
- [MARGE GROANS]
349
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,587
[WIND GUSTING]
350
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,727
♪ ♪
351
00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:23,132
Oh, my God.
352
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:26,469
Moe serves Christmas dinner
to the old and needy.
353
00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:31,540
Yeah, look, it's the one
nice thing I do. Ha.
354
00:18:31,576 --> 00:18:33,376
Guess old Moe's got a heart.
355
00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:36,645
Also, if I turn the rummy away,
they might wind up in church.
356
00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:38,047
That could turn their life around.
357
00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,882
That's bad for business.
358
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:43,986
Moe, I never dreamed you were
capable of such a sweet thing.
359
00:18:44,021 --> 00:18:46,355
Oh, no... I beg you,
don't make a moment out of this.
360
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,157
Oh.
361
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:51,527
Ha. You missed my tongue there,
but, eh, that's all right.
362
00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:54,296
["SILENT NIGHT" PLAYING]
363
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:57,199
Everyone, please close your eyes.
364
00:18:57,235 --> 00:18:59,468
Boy, you do the honors.
365
00:18:59,504 --> 00:19:02,304
Dear Lord, we didn't get
the gift we wanted,
366
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,106
a GL50 9K Smart TV.
367
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,841
The place we went was a dump.
368
00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:07,877
But isn't Christmas really about
369
00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:10,379
being with your family
and your bartender?
370
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:12,314
We have traveled many miles to learn
371
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:15,151
there's no place like Moe's.
372
00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:17,653
Amen.
373
00:19:20,024 --> 00:19:23,392
If you're not going
to buy something, leave.
374
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:29,688
Bart, I disrespected you and I'm sorry.
375
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,703
I've refunded your money plus $2,400
376
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:36,307
if you pledge to never come here again.
377
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,043
And please tell
your sister she's pretty.
378
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,679
Not Lisa, the baby.
379
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,581
You can't win in Florida.
380
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,583
Oh, my God, why don't
your batteries die?
381
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,319
- I have a solar head.
- [GROANS]
382
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,022
Well, you'll be happy to know
383
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,723
we've put the money to good use.
384
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:57,595
Now, to celebrate Christmas
the way our ancestors did.
385
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,697
[GASPING]
386
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,000
You know, there's a real log
burning below it, right?
387
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,603
Yeah, but is it HD?
388
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:11,920
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