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Whoo!
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All right, man,
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make that one.
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Easy. Whats the score again?
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You have letters H-O-R-S,
and I have none.
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All right.
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Im-a head home.
You done, too?
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No, Im-a hang around
for a little bit.
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All right. Hit me up
for one last shot.
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Splash time.
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Hey, whats up, little man?
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Yo, whats up?
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Want to shoot around?
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Nah, man.
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But I do want those shoes.
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(chuckles): Okay, well,
put them on your Christmas list,
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and maybe Santa Claus
will you bring you some.
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I dont believe
in no Santa.
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But I do believe youre
gonna give me those shoes.
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Im not giving
you my shoes.
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Plus, I outweigh you
by a hundred pounds.
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Well, youre a little big-boned,
so its starting to even out.
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Now...
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you ready to give me
those shoes?
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(sighs)
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You know what?
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Fine.
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I cant believe this bunch of...
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Oh, my God,
is that Santa Claus?
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♪
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MAN (on TV): Okay, its time
to turn up the intensity.
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Squat down and up.
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Work those glutes.
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Push that butt back.
Push those...
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Aw, come on, Calvin.
You know, get up.
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You promised you would
exercise with me.
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(chuckles)
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Believe you me, baby,
you got my heart rate up plenty.
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TINA:
Oh, hey, Malcolm.
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You just getting back
from the park with Dave?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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If he ever beats you
in basketball,
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were gonna have
to put you up for adoption.
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Well, you dont have
to worry about that.
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So Im-a go take a shower.
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Hold on, hold on.
What happened to your shoes?
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You know, I lost them.
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Dont tell me you lost them
in a game to Dave.
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Were gonna have to lie
about this as a family.
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Yeah.
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All right, look, its no
big deal-- relax-- but...
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I just got robbed
down at the park.
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CALVIN: Whoa, whoa.
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What?!
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You got robbed?
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Look, guys, calm down.
Im fine.
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Oh, my God,
thank God youre okay.
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Hey, its cool, Ma.
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Who did this, man?
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Who attacked you?
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Hey, look, its
no big deal.
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It was just some punks
down at the park.
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What you mean
its no big deal?
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Were Butlers, right?
You mess with one of us,
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you mess with
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all
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of us.
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Thats right.
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You know what, Tina? Where
you keep my fighting shirt?
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No, hold on.
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Cause Ill beat up
this whole town.
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I know you will.
I know you will.
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You know I will.
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Just relax, okay?
Theres no need to fight.
I will take care of it.
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You will?
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Yeah. Cause-cause-cause
Im a Butler.
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Thats right.
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A-And Butlers
dont play.
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Damn right.
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You damn right.
Now... (growls)
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(growls)
Yeah. Give it
to me. (growls)
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(growls)
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Yeah! (growls)
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Thats right.
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Was he messing with me?
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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{\an8}Thanks for helping us
install these cameras.
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{\an8}After what happened to Malcolm,
were gonna feel so much safer.
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{\an8}Yeah, well, these babies
are top of the line.
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{\an8}You can monitor them
from your phone.
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{\an8}They have night vision and zoom.
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{\an8}You know...
between this tool belt
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{\an8}and all these new
high-tech gadgets,
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{\an8}I kind of feel like Batman.
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{\an8}Really?
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{\an8}Cause you look like one
of the Village People.
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{\an8}No, no.
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{\an8}(deep voice):
Im Batman.
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{\an8}Dad.
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{\an8}Why are you wearing
your fighting shirt?
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{\an8}Im going down to that park,
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{\an8}and Im-a find out
who jacked Malcolm.
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{\an8}Well, h-hold on.
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{\an8}Im-a come with you.
I can help.
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- {\an8} How are
- {\an8}you
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{\an8}gonna help?
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{\an8}Back home I was part
of the Neighborhood Watch.
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{\an8}Now, I dont want
to brag, but...
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{\an8}a couple years ago,
I single-handedly caught
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{\an8}the elusive
Kalamazoo Basil Bandit.
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{\an8}Spoiler alert:
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{\an8}it was a deer.
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}Spoiler alert:
I dont care.
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{\an8}Look, besides,
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{\an8}I dont need you--
I got Abe and Tommy.
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{\an8}Who are they?
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{\an8}A couple of real OGs
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{\an8}that keep their ears
to the streets.
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{\an8}OGs? Theyre
a couple of old farts
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{\an8}that play chess
in the park all day.
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{\an8}They also do tai chi.
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{\an8}O-Okay, well, I-Im-a,
Im-a come with you.
Why?
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{\an8}As backup.
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{\an8}Look, were a couple
of fathers
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{\an8}who both want to keep
this neighborhood safe.
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{\an8}Also...
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{\an8}(deep voice):
Im Batman.
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For subtitling services, contatct:
waqas.zahoor89@gmail.com
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{\an8}Hey, are the
cameras working?
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{\an8}Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Yep. We can see everything
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{\an8}right here on the TV.
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{\an8}Oh, thank you, Marty.
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{\an8}No, no problem.
I love electronics.
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{\an8}You know, I like
to pretend like
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{\an8}Im the tech guy
on a covert team
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{\an8}with a cool nickname
like Virus
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{\an8}or... Firewall.
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How about Nerd Man?
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Okay, Captain Bed Wetter.
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That was our secret.
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Hey, man, dont
mess with Firewall.
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I wont.
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Mm, now I got to pee.
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So, now do you feel safer?
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Here, yeah.
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But Im still worried about
walking around the neighborhood
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or taking Grover to the park.
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Oh, you should take
a self-defense class.
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Oh, please.
She doesnt need that.
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I got you.
See, back in the 90s,
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when this area was
a little rougher,
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I developed my own
self-defense system.
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Oh, no.
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No, not "Tina kwon do" again.
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Please. You loved it.
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We used to train
together all the time.
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We did not train together!
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I put on homemade
protective gear,
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and you beat the crap out of me.
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It was a bonding
experience.
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See, I figured out a
way to defend myself
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using things that I
just had in my purse.
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Will you teach me?
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Of course I will.
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Marty, suit up.
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No, no, Mama.
I just ate.
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Well, if you want, I could
demonstrate without the pads.
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All right, fine.
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Okay. Oh, oh, and, uh,
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wear a extra pillow,
cause were going hard.
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This is exciting.
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You know, Ive never done
anything like this before.
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On that deer case,
I worked solo.
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Mustve been nice.
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Hey, hey, fellas.
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Calvin.
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Aint seen you down here
in a minute.
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Hey, guys,
Im Calvins friend Dave.
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Didnt nobody ask who you were.
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And dont nobody care.
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Hes right, Dave.
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They really dont.
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Look, fellas,
I dont know if you heard,
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but Malcolm got mugged
down here the other day.
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Yeah, we saw it.
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Check.
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You did?
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W-Well, who did it?
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It was Jamaal and them.
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You mean those little
kids over there?
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Are you kidding me?
This is embarrassing.
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Malcolm got rolled by
a bunch of little kids?
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Well, it looks like Im-a
have to go over there
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and teach those
little kids a lesson.
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I didnt even have
to wear my fighting shirt.
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O-Okay, well... just, Calvin,
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dont do something
youre gonna regret.
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Eh, its too late
for that, Dave.
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I already brought you.
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Yo, Jamaal!
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I cant believe those little
kids jumped me like that.
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It was like watching
a bunch of baby lions
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take down a wildebeest.
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Where were you, anyway?
You were supposed
to have my back.
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Well, I was right there.
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I was offering them
my shoes instead of yours.
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No one wants your
Skechers, Dave.
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Im letting you
know something--
this aint over.
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We need to teach those
little kids a lesson.
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Cause around here, nobody
messes with Calvin Butler.
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Aah!
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(whimpering)
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I stepped on a acorn.
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Come-come over here.
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Give me your shoulder,
your shoulder.
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Okay. All right.
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What the hell, son?
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Howd you let yourself
get robbed
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by a bunch of little kids?
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Why do you only got one shoe on?
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Because I got robbed
by a bunch of little kids!
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But at least I fought back.
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Yeah, and look what it got you--
no shoes, just like me.
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Look...
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you might want
to count again, Malcolm.
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I kept one.
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Im going over to Jamaals house
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and Im giving his parents
a piece of my mind.
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Oh, no, no, please
dont do that, Pop.
That never works out.
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What are you
talking about?
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Fifth grade basketball.
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When I wasnt getting
enough playing time,
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you went and gave my coach
"a piece of your mind."
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I ended up benched
for the whole season.
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Well, thats
cause Sister Mary Agnes
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couldnt see talent.
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Look, Pop, when you
go talk to people,
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it somehow always
turns into a fight.
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Look, son,
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sometimes a man
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has
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to fight
for his family.
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See, you wouldnt know that
because you dont have kids.
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Trust me, Malcolm...
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this is what
good parenting is.
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Now, you might not see it now,
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but I-Im really trying
to help this kid.
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You know, the proof
is in the pudding.
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I raised a son
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with a good head
on his shoulders.
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Hey, thank you, Pop.
(chuckles)
255
00:09:25,721 --> 00:09:27,121
I was talking about Marty.
256
00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,360
Okay, so Im-a show you
how we protect ourselves
257
00:09:33,361 --> 00:09:34,660
in the hood.
258
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,201
Marty, get in here!
259
00:09:43,411 --> 00:09:45,110
Okay, so,
260
00:09:45,111 --> 00:09:46,740
whenever Im in the streets,
261
00:09:46,741 --> 00:09:49,811
I always carry three
self-defense essentials.
262
00:09:51,151 --> 00:09:53,280
Weapon number one.
263
00:09:53,281 --> 00:09:55,150
A comb?
264
00:09:55,151 --> 00:09:58,420
(laughs) It may
look like a comb...
265
00:09:58,421 --> 00:10:00,821
because it is
a comb, but...
266
00:10:02,461 --> 00:10:04,230
...in the right hands,
267
00:10:04,231 --> 00:10:07,001
stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!
268
00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:11,470
See?
269
00:10:11,471 --> 00:10:13,870
Im safer, and, bonus...
270
00:10:13,871 --> 00:10:16,010
I look fresh.
271
00:10:16,011 --> 00:10:17,440
Eh?
272
00:10:17,441 --> 00:10:19,440
Marty, are you okay?
273
00:10:19,441 --> 00:10:21,910
Aw, hes fine.
Okay, so...
274
00:10:21,911 --> 00:10:25,310
weapon number two.
275
00:10:25,311 --> 00:10:26,420
Seasoning salt?
276
00:10:26,421 --> 00:10:29,851
Cheaper than pepper spray
and really good on chicken.
277
00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:31,220
Close your eyes, baby.
278
00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:32,760
Huh?
279
00:10:32,761 --> 00:10:32,760
Shake! Shake, shake,
shake, shake!
280
00:10:32,761 --> 00:10:35,490
Oh!
281
00:10:35,491 --> 00:10:37,490
Aah! That burns!
282
00:10:37,491 --> 00:10:38,596
It burns so bad.
283
00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:39,730
(chuckles)
284
00:10:39,731 --> 00:10:41,500
(screams)
285
00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:44,731
(sneezing)
286
00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:49,210
Now, third
and most lethal weapon.
287
00:10:49,211 --> 00:10:50,910
A whiskey bag?
288
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,011
Full of spare change.
289
00:10:52,012 --> 00:10:53,111
(coins jingling)
290
00:10:54,381 --> 00:10:56,780
Now, to the untrained eye,
you know,
291
00:10:56,781 --> 00:11:00,250
Im just an alcoholic
292
00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:00,250
on my way to the Coinstar.
293
00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:02,520
Mm-hmm.
294
00:11:02,521 --> 00:11:05,990
But to the unsuspecting
predator?
295
00:11:05,991 --> 00:11:05,990
Ka-ching! Ka-ching, ka-ching!
296
00:11:05,991 --> 00:11:07,960
(grunting)
297
00:11:07,961 --> 00:11:09,026
Ka-ching!
298
00:11:09,027 --> 00:11:10,091
(groans)
299
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,500
You ready to try?
300
00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:20,100
Uh, I think so.
301
00:11:20,101 --> 00:11:21,800
Okay, girl. All right.
302
00:11:21,801 --> 00:11:24,811
So, youre walking
down the street.
303
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:33,220
Okay, and an assailant
approaches you.
304
00:11:33,221 --> 00:11:35,320
What do you do?
305
00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:38,721
- Uh, I guess I would whack him a couple times here.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
306
00:11:40,861 --> 00:11:42,460
And then maybe a...
307
00:11:42,461 --> 00:11:45,191
a tappity-tap-tap here.
308
00:11:46,801 --> 00:11:48,830
Im so sorry, Marty.
Are you okay?
309
00:11:48,831 --> 00:11:50,530
Honestly, anythings better
than the salt.
310
00:11:50,531 --> 00:11:52,000
Oh.
311
00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:52,000
Come on, Gemma.
312
00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:53,870
Okay.
313
00:11:53,871 --> 00:11:53,870
This is street warfare, okay?
314
00:11:53,871 --> 00:11:56,510
Okay.
315
00:11:56,511 --> 00:11:59,981
Like, just imagine this
man has stolen your purse!
316
00:12:01,911 --> 00:12:03,910
What do you do?
317
00:12:03,911 --> 00:12:06,450
(grunts)
318
00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:09,320
Now give me back
my purse, please.
319
00:12:09,321 --> 00:12:10,791
- "Please"?
- "Please"?
320
00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:14,290
Yeah, yeah, we... we got
a lot of work to do,
321
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,461
or you gonna die.
322
00:12:16,591 --> 00:12:18,530
Thanks for asking me
to come along
323
00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:20,160
to talk to Jamaals parents.
324
00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:22,161
I didnt ask you to come along.
325
00:12:25,331 --> 00:12:28,570
Okay, now, Calvin, remember,
326
00:12:28,571 --> 00:12:30,440
were talking about
someones child,
327
00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:34,080
so we need to be reasonable,
keep our voices at an even tone,
328
00:12:34,081 --> 00:12:36,551
and, no matter what,
never be aggressive.
329
00:12:39,451 --> 00:12:41,450
Come on out!
I want to talk to you
330
00:12:41,451 --> 00:12:43,491
about your little punk-ass son!
331
00:12:45,451 --> 00:12:48,360
Hey, check it out.
332
00:12:48,361 --> 00:12:50,630
Looks like Gramps
got another shoe, huh?
333
00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:52,630
(chuckles)
334
00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:54,960
(chuckles):
"Gramps"? Thats all you got?
335
00:12:54,961 --> 00:12:54,960
Boy, Ill kill you!
336
00:12:54,961 --> 00:12:56,030
Okay.
337
00:12:56,031 --> 00:12:57,600
Calvin, Calvin.
338
00:12:57,601 --> 00:12:59,540
Hes a child. Calm down.
339
00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:02,200
Yeah, man,
you better listen to your nurse.
340
00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:04,410
Hmm.
341
00:13:04,411 --> 00:13:06,610
You said that like
it hurt my feelings.
342
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,381
My aunt is a nurse.
343
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,301
Jamaal, where are your parents?
344
00:13:11,302 --> 00:13:13,050
They aint here.
345
00:13:13,051 --> 00:13:13,050
Well, where are they?
346
00:13:13,051 --> 00:13:14,950
None of your business.
347
00:13:14,951 --> 00:13:14,950
Oh, Ill make it
my business! You...
348
00:13:14,951 --> 00:13:16,590
Okay.
349
00:13:16,591 --> 00:13:16,590
Okay, Calvin.
350
00:13:16,591 --> 00:13:18,220
I want the door open.
351
00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:21,221
(chuckles): Careful, old man.
You gonna hurt yourself.
352
00:13:22,461 --> 00:13:25,560
This was fun,
but Im gonna go back inside
353
00:13:25,561 --> 00:13:28,030
and watch TV.
Night-night, Gramps.
354
00:13:28,031 --> 00:13:30,971
And, nurse,
make sure he takes his medicine.
355
00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:34,240
Yeah, well, jokes on you.
356
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,611
My aunts saved
hundreds of lives!
357
00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:41,440
That kid is disrespectful.
358
00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:44,050
Thats because clearly
his parents arent around.
359
00:13:44,051 --> 00:13:46,921
Which is why its up to us
to teach him a lesson.
360
00:13:48,951 --> 00:13:51,620
H-Hold on,
b-by stealing his bike?
361
00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:55,160
Its called good parenting,
Dave.
362
00:13:55,161 --> 00:13:56,560
Hey, Jamaal!
363
00:13:56,561 --> 00:13:59,300
If you want your bike back,
come find me!
364
00:13:59,301 --> 00:14:01,030
You getting on or what?
365
00:14:01,031 --> 00:14:02,400
Well, just for the record,
I do not approve
366
00:14:02,401 --> 00:14:04,231
of this method
of conflict resolution.
367
00:14:05,331 --> 00:14:07,400
All right, how do you
want to do this?
368
00:14:07,401 --> 00:14:09,040
What, do I grab a hold
of your waist?
369
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:10,370
Shoulders. Shoulders.
370
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,371
(bell dings)
371
00:14:17,511 --> 00:14:21,580
Listen, Gemma, I know
that you are a sweetheart.
372
00:14:21,581 --> 00:14:24,250
But this is not Kalamazoo!
373
00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:25,650
Okay. Okay.
374
00:14:25,651 --> 00:14:25,650
Okay?!
375
00:14:25,651 --> 00:14:27,120
Okay.
376
00:14:27,121 --> 00:14:29,260
When someone comes after you,
377
00:14:29,261 --> 00:14:30,311
you got to go there.
378
00:14:30,312 --> 00:14:31,390
Yeah.
379
00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:33,060
I dont want to hurt Marty.
380
00:14:33,061 --> 00:14:34,100
Screw Marty!
381
00:14:34,101 --> 00:14:36,400
Mama!
382
00:14:36,401 --> 00:14:38,500
Hes not Marty.
383
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:39,951
He is a bad guy, okay?
384
00:14:39,952 --> 00:14:41,440
Yeah. Okay.
385
00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:41,440
You need to channel
your inner anger!
386
00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:44,440
Okay.
387
00:14:44,441 --> 00:14:44,440
(panting)
388
00:14:44,441 --> 00:14:47,680
What is it gonna take
for you to release
389
00:14:47,681 --> 00:14:50,310
and unleash that inner beast
390
00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:51,866
and go after this monster?
391
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:53,450
Uh...
392
00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:56,290
Uh, uh...
393
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,990
I guess if somebody was
really trying to hurt Grover.
394
00:14:58,991 --> 00:14:58,990
Good.
395
00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:00,390
Yeah.
396
00:15:00,391 --> 00:15:00,390
Use that, okay?
397
00:15:00,391 --> 00:15:01,990
Okay.
398
00:15:01,991 --> 00:15:01,990
Okay.
399
00:15:01,991 --> 00:15:03,490
This sicko...
400
00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:03,490
GEMMA:
Mm-hmm.
401
00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:05,360
Whoa, whoa.
402
00:15:05,361 --> 00:15:05,360
...is going after your kid.
403
00:15:05,361 --> 00:15:07,160
Yeah.
404
00:15:07,161 --> 00:15:07,160
What are you gonna do
to protect your little boy?
405
00:15:07,161 --> 00:15:10,530
Yeah.
406
00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:12,066
Mama, I am
407
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:10,530
your
408
00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:13,640
little boy.
409
00:15:13,641 --> 00:15:16,670
Not today, sicko!
410
00:15:16,671 --> 00:15:16,670
(grunting)
411
00:15:16,671 --> 00:15:18,370
Get him!
412
00:15:18,371 --> 00:15:18,370
Dont hurt my little boy!
413
00:15:18,371 --> 00:15:20,440
Get him!
414
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,446
(grunting)
415
00:15:22,447 --> 00:15:24,480
Yeah! Yeah!
416
00:15:24,481 --> 00:15:25,916
Yeah!
417
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,380
Gemma, its me, Marty!
418
00:15:27,381 --> 00:15:28,481
(grunts)
419
00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:35,260
Cool!
420
00:15:35,261 --> 00:15:37,231
Mom knocked out Firewall.
421
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:42,200
(Calvin chuckles)
422
00:15:42,201 --> 00:15:45,431
Like that.
423
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:49,640
Thats right. A bike for a shoe.
424
00:15:49,641 --> 00:15:52,470
(chuckles)
Holla at ya boy.
425
00:15:52,471 --> 00:15:54,240
You stole his bike?
426
00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:56,681
Thats right. Because I care.
427
00:15:58,551 --> 00:16:01,750
Look, the boys got to learn
that actions have consequences.
428
00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,450
An eye for an eye.
429
00:16:03,451 --> 00:16:05,720
Yeah, well, Gandhi said,
"An eye for an eye
430
00:16:05,721 --> 00:16:07,320
makes the whole world blind."
431
00:16:07,321 --> 00:16:09,830
Well, Gandhi didnt wear
$300 sneakers.
432
00:16:09,831 --> 00:16:12,460
(knock on door)
433
00:16:12,461 --> 00:16:14,630
Look at you, Pop.
434
00:16:14,631 --> 00:16:18,600
Look who I found outside
about to tag your truck.
435
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:18,600
- About to tag
- my
436
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:20,140
truck?
437
00:16:20,141 --> 00:16:22,640
Malcolm, go get some bail money.
Im going to jail.
438
00:16:22,641 --> 00:16:25,270
Whoa, no, no, no, no.
No, Pop. No. No, stop.
439
00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:26,580
Calm down. Pop.
440
00:16:26,581 --> 00:16:30,350
Now, just let me talk
to him for a minute.
441
00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:32,650
Fine. But after that, hes mine.
442
00:16:32,651 --> 00:16:34,820
Hey, you need backup?
443
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:36,690
Ive been on this case
since the beginning.
444
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,620
That was today, Dave.
445
00:16:38,621 --> 00:16:41,290
Yeah, I know. And look,
we already caught the perp.
446
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,491
(scoffs)
447
00:16:44,391 --> 00:16:46,400
Man, here we go.
448
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:46,400
Now youre gonna give me a
lecture on stealing, right?
449
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:49,500
No.
450
00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:51,530
I wasnt gonna
give you a lecture.
451
00:16:51,531 --> 00:16:53,500
I was gonna tell you
Ill go in there
452
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:54,500
and get your bike back.
453
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:56,210
Whats the catch?
454
00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:57,671
Well, you got to
listen to my lecture.
455
00:16:58,771 --> 00:17:00,780
Jamaal,
456
00:17:00,781 --> 00:17:02,680
I know what its
like to be your age.
457
00:17:02,681 --> 00:17:05,310
Youre trying to figure
out how to be a man.
458
00:17:05,311 --> 00:17:07,520
But in this neighborhood...
459
00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:08,620
well, some people
have a different idea
460
00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:10,250
of what that means.
461
00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:10,250
- I know what it means. I
- am
462
00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:12,790
a man.
463
00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:14,490
Dont tell me what
a man you are.
464
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,291
Your bicycle still
has a bell on it.
465
00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:19,400
But, hey,
466
00:17:19,401 --> 00:17:21,130
Jamaal, thats a good thing.
467
00:17:21,131 --> 00:17:22,600
Because it means you
still get to choose
468
00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:24,500
what kind of man
you want to be.
469
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,440
Now, do you want to be a
weak one or a strong one?
470
00:17:27,441 --> 00:17:29,510
I was strong enough
to take your shoes.
471
00:17:29,511 --> 00:17:32,740
Oh, you think so? Because
the way I remember it,
472
00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:35,340
after half a block
I stopped running,
473
00:17:35,341 --> 00:17:37,580
turned around, and
gave you my shoes.
474
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:40,280
Thats cause you were afraid.
475
00:17:40,281 --> 00:17:42,620
(laughs)
476
00:17:42,621 --> 00:17:45,520
Jamaal, I am a grown
man, and if I wanted to,
477
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:48,121
I couldve beat the black off
of you and your tiny crew.
478
00:17:49,661 --> 00:17:51,490
But I didnt.
479
00:17:51,491 --> 00:17:53,600
Because when I was your
age, my father taught me
480
00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:57,330
what makes a man truly strong
is helping other people.
481
00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:59,200
You mean Gramps in there?
482
00:17:59,201 --> 00:18:01,670
(chuckles):
Yeah.
483
00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:05,640
I know his methods may seem
a little old-school,
484
00:18:05,641 --> 00:18:09,240
but my father is
the strongest man that I know.
485
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:11,251
(bell dinging)
486
00:18:14,751 --> 00:18:16,750
I wonder what Malcolms saying
487
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,891
to that little thuglet
out there.
488
00:18:20,921 --> 00:18:22,860
You know what?
We can watch em
489
00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:24,691
on the security cam
feed on my phone.
490
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:29,300
Unless you think spying on
them would be unethical.
491
00:18:29,301 --> 00:18:32,900
Dave, we stole a kids bike.
492
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:35,271
Oh, that ship has sailed.
493
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:40,540
Jamaal, what my father taught me
is that strength doesnt mean
494
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:42,540
being able to take things
from other people.
495
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:45,380
It means being able
to earn them for yourself.
496
00:18:45,381 --> 00:18:46,950
It means doing the right thing
497
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,750
even when the wrong thing
looks easier.
498
00:18:48,751 --> 00:18:51,550
And most important,
499
00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:54,690
real strength doesnt come
from pushing other people down.
500
00:18:54,691 --> 00:18:57,290
It comes from lifting em up.
501
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,530
You give me some speech,
502
00:18:59,531 --> 00:19:02,460
and its supposed to change
my life?
503
00:19:02,461 --> 00:19:04,630
Brother, I wish it could.
504
00:19:04,631 --> 00:19:06,940
But how about this?
505
00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:08,640
Ill meet you at the park
every Saturday.
506
00:19:08,641 --> 00:19:10,610
We shoot hoops and we talk
507
00:19:10,611 --> 00:19:11,940
about whatever you want.
508
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:15,880
Thats it. Now,
you show up if you like.
509
00:19:15,881 --> 00:19:17,910
Maybe.
510
00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:20,880
All right, cool.
Now, like I promised,
511
00:19:20,881 --> 00:19:22,551
Ill go get your bike back.
512
00:19:23,591 --> 00:19:26,620
Thats not necessary, son.
513
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:30,460
Looks like my plan
to lure Jamaal over here
514
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,930
so that you could have
a talk with him...
515
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,631
has worked.
516
00:19:36,831 --> 00:19:39,940
You can have your bike back.
517
00:19:39,941 --> 00:19:42,341
Um, Dave, are you crying?
518
00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:48,581
It takes a strong man
to show his emotions.
519
00:19:49,651 --> 00:19:53,360
Oh, oh, no tears on
the fighting shirt.
520
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:55,486
Come and get it, boy.
521
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,926
Pop, come on, man.
522
00:19:56,927 --> 00:20:00,066
(whooping)
523
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,966
Gonna dunk on you.
524
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:01,966
Yeah, right.
525
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,496
Youre getting ready
to get punked right...
526
00:20:03,497 --> 00:20:04,496
Man, just shoot...
Aah!
527
00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:05,832
Oh.
528
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,206
(scoffs)
529
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,505
Look whos here.
The kid showed up.
530
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:09,506
Hey, whats up, little man?
531
00:20:10,071 --> 00:20:11,100
Hey, man.
532
00:20:11,101 --> 00:20:13,370
You know what, now we can play
a little two-on-two.
533
00:20:13,371 --> 00:20:15,271
- Yeah.
- Okay.
534
00:20:17,311 --> 00:20:20,310
All right, Malcolm and I
are captains. I choose first.
535
00:20:20,311 --> 00:20:21,480
Im just saying,
I sunk my last three buckets.
536
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,580
Ill take Jamaal.
537
00:20:23,581 --> 00:20:23,580
My man.
538
00:20:23,581 --> 00:20:25,350
All right, little man,
539
00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,521
you shoot for first.
540
00:20:26,522 --> 00:20:27,691
Got it.
541
00:20:32,391 --> 00:20:35,790
What? Not all black people
play basketball.
542
00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:39,331
Bet you wish you
had chosen me, huh?
543
00:20:41,431 --> 00:20:43,640
Not at all.
544
00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:46,341
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545
00:20:49,841 --> 00:20:52,841
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