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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 19 00:01:08,790 --> 00:01:11,591 (SCREAMS) 20 00:01:11,592 --> 00:01:19,118 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 21 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,968 You sure this is necessary? 22 00:01:26,969 --> 00:01:29,103 That thing almost burned down Yosemite National Forest. 23 00:01:29,104 --> 00:01:32,940 Well, Jonas Salk had to test his vaccine, we have to test our tools. 24 00:01:32,941 --> 00:01:37,845 Jenkins, if you're making brekkie, I will take some tomato and avocado. 25 00:01:37,846 --> 00:01:39,847 (JENKINS CHUCKLES) Not an ordinary toaster, Mr. Jones. 26 00:01:39,848 --> 00:01:41,949 This is the Toaster of Albuquerque. 27 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:44,652 I think I'm going to be using it as our new artifact tester. 28 00:01:44,653 --> 00:01:46,587 What happened to our old artifact tester? 29 00:01:46,588 --> 00:01:50,091 No, not a new artifact tester, a tester of new artifacts. 30 00:01:50,092 --> 00:01:52,160 And our old tester of artifacts? 31 00:01:52,161 --> 00:01:54,195 Our scanners used to determine age 32 00:01:54,196 --> 00:01:56,164 by the breakdown of magic within the artifact, 33 00:01:56,165 --> 00:01:57,932 akin to carbon dating. 34 00:01:57,933 --> 00:02:00,835 But with the ley lines dormant and prophecy ended, 35 00:02:00,836 --> 00:02:04,005 we need new tools to detect new magic. 36 00:02:04,006 --> 00:02:06,040 I understand completely. 37 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:08,207 If I could still get some avocado on mine, just on the side... 38 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,057 JENKINS: It's not... 39 00:02:09,082 --> 00:02:10,478 I understand what you're saying, Cassandra, 40 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:12,947 okay, but I spent my whole life hiding from who I really was. 41 00:02:12,948 --> 00:02:14,615 Now that I'm at peace with it, I can't tell anybody? 42 00:02:14,616 --> 00:02:16,050 But that's the way that it's always been. 43 00:02:16,051 --> 00:02:17,118 I don't understand why it's bothering you now. 44 00:02:17,119 --> 00:02:18,853 You're not... Jones, Jones, okay? 45 00:02:18,854 --> 00:02:21,589 The Super Bowl, yeah. Somebody wins the Super Bowl, 46 00:02:21,590 --> 00:02:22,857 they throw 'em a parade. 47 00:02:22,858 --> 00:02:24,125 Sometimes we get toast. 48 00:02:24,126 --> 00:02:26,060 Guys, back when I was in counterterrorism, 49 00:02:26,061 --> 00:02:27,995 we used to fight catastrophe all the time. 50 00:02:27,996 --> 00:02:29,931 We couldn't talk about it. Comes with the job. 51 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:32,667 See, it's perfectly normal to want recognition, 52 00:02:32,668 --> 00:02:34,235 but this is the job we signed up for. 53 00:02:34,236 --> 00:02:37,104 - We don't get to be... - Normal, exactly. 54 00:02:37,105 --> 00:02:38,706 You won't live normal lives. 55 00:02:38,707 --> 00:02:40,908 You're not normal people. You're Librarians. 56 00:02:40,909 --> 00:02:43,010 Flynn, what are you doing in the mirror? 57 00:02:43,011 --> 00:02:45,813 Well, after we tether to the Library, 58 00:02:45,814 --> 00:02:47,715 I'll be taking on certain responsibilities 59 00:02:47,716 --> 00:02:49,116 that used to be performed by Judson, 60 00:02:49,117 --> 00:02:50,885 namely surprising you by popping up 61 00:02:50,886 --> 00:02:52,887 into mirrors, TV screens, and windows. 62 00:02:52,888 --> 00:02:56,224 And I think I've finally... mastered how to do it. 63 00:02:56,225 --> 00:03:00,228 Why... why are you guys upside down? 64 00:03:00,229 --> 00:03:03,263 Wait! No normal lives, not at all, not ever? 65 00:03:07,836 --> 00:03:11,239 (CHUCKLES) It's just now that I'm not living with the constant fear 66 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,574 of the brain tumor killing me, 67 00:03:13,575 --> 00:03:16,878 I just thought I'd be able to experience things that normal people do. 68 00:03:16,879 --> 00:03:18,813 You have a higher calling now, 69 00:03:18,814 --> 00:03:21,749 your life, your commitment here in the Library. 70 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:23,885 No relationships, families...? 71 00:03:23,886 --> 00:03:25,853 - No friends? - Friends? No. 72 00:03:25,854 --> 00:03:28,689 No, especially not friends. 73 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,758 Why are you doing this? 74 00:03:30,759 --> 00:03:36,097 Because this is how we'll communicate with the team from afar. 75 00:03:36,098 --> 00:03:38,299 (GLITCHING) 76 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,269 (GARBLED DIALOGUE) 77 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:44,171 (LAUGHS) I'm gonna get to the bottom of this 78 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:45,873 if it's the last thing I do. 79 00:03:45,874 --> 00:03:47,241 Wait, um, so why can't we have friends? 80 00:03:47,242 --> 00:03:49,911 Because emotional ties outside the Library 81 00:03:49,912 --> 00:03:52,079 cause chaos and distraction and confusion. 82 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,915 All right, well, Thomas Aquinas said, 83 00:03:53,916 --> 00:03:55,249 "There is nothing on this Earth 84 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:58,085 more to be prized than true friendship." 85 00:03:58,086 --> 00:04:00,288 Thomas Aquinas? Thomas Aquinas was never a Librarian. 86 00:04:00,289 --> 00:04:02,290 Thomas Aquinas barely made the waiting list. 87 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:06,761 Listen, guys, I know what you're going through. 88 00:04:06,762 --> 00:04:09,297 It happened to me. 89 00:04:09,298 --> 00:04:12,266 There comes a point in time in every Librarian's life 90 00:04:12,267 --> 00:04:15,803 when he has to deal with the downside of being a superhero. 91 00:04:15,804 --> 00:04:19,373 - Superhero? - That is what we are, in a way. 92 00:04:19,374 --> 00:04:23,377 We can do amazing things, but we don't do normal things. 93 00:04:23,378 --> 00:04:26,247 It's like my old friend and mentor Judson once said. 94 00:04:26,248 --> 00:04:31,719 He used to say to me, "You have to think of yourself as being celibate monks." 95 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,688 Uh, but you're not. You have Baird. 96 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,156 - Doesn't count. - What? 97 00:04:35,157 --> 00:04:39,393 What I mean is you, sweetie, are from the Library, 98 00:04:39,394 --> 00:04:42,196 so you understand the life in the way that an outsider wouldn't. 99 00:04:42,197 --> 00:04:43,998 Well, I'm not buying it, all right? 100 00:04:43,999 --> 00:04:45,800 As a matter of fact, I'm gonna take Ezekiel 101 00:04:45,801 --> 00:04:48,336 and go see one of my friends, Slayton, all right? 102 00:04:48,337 --> 00:04:51,072 - We're gonna drink some beer. - Ah, ah. 103 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:52,807 We're gonna bet on some ponies, 104 00:04:52,808 --> 00:04:54,875 like real people, all right? 105 00:04:54,876 --> 00:04:56,811 You ready, Jones? 106 00:04:56,812 --> 00:04:58,145 I was born ready. 107 00:04:58,146 --> 00:04:59,380 Take off the hat. 108 00:04:59,381 --> 00:05:03,050 - But I was... - Take off the hat. 109 00:05:03,051 --> 00:05:05,353 - I don't count? - (LAUGHS) Sweetie, that's not what I... 110 00:05:05,354 --> 00:05:06,821 aah! 111 00:05:06,822 --> 00:05:09,322 This is what I was looking for. 112 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:17,999 Oh, look at this, huh? 113 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,734 Excitement of the race. 114 00:05:19,735 --> 00:05:21,235 You can smell the horse sweat. 115 00:05:21,236 --> 00:05:22,336 Nothing more pure. 116 00:05:22,337 --> 00:05:24,338 (WHICKERS) 117 00:05:24,339 --> 00:05:25,373 It's not gonna bite. 118 00:05:25,374 --> 00:05:27,408 Maybe not. 119 00:05:27,409 --> 00:05:29,276 You don't have to worry about me, mate. 120 00:05:29,277 --> 00:05:31,979 The 12 deadliest animals in the world all come from my hometown. 121 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:33,947 Well, good, because they can sense fear. 122 00:05:35,784 --> 00:05:38,953 (LAUGHS) Slayton, how you doin', Bubba? 123 00:05:38,954 --> 00:05:40,187 Good, man. 124 00:05:40,188 --> 00:05:41,789 What are you doing here? 125 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:44,291 What do you mean? You invited me weeks ago. 126 00:05:44,292 --> 00:05:47,260 Oh, that's right, I did. 127 00:05:48,497 --> 00:05:50,364 Man, things have been crazy. 128 00:05:50,365 --> 00:05:51,932 You bein' here is the first good thing to happen in a while. 129 00:05:51,933 --> 00:05:55,469 Well, this is my colleague, Ezekiel Jones. 130 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:57,471 You two work on the pipeline together? 131 00:05:57,472 --> 00:06:00,241 No, we... something like that, yeah. 132 00:06:00,242 --> 00:06:01,909 Then maybe you can explain this guy. 133 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:03,778 He's one of the smartest dudes I know. 134 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:05,446 He's like a walkin' library. 135 00:06:05,447 --> 00:06:09,150 But he doesn't want to be any more than an oil field roughneck. 136 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,951 Hey. 137 00:06:10,952 --> 00:06:13,421 - Glad you're here, Jake. - Thank you. 138 00:06:13,422 --> 00:06:14,855 Check this out. 139 00:06:14,856 --> 00:06:17,323 His name is Slayton Star. 140 00:06:19,761 --> 00:06:21,362 You ever seen anything this beautiful in your life, Ezekiel? 141 00:06:21,363 --> 00:06:23,898 Uh, no. No, no, no. 142 00:06:23,899 --> 00:06:25,499 Except the Hope Diamond. 143 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,401 Or a hand milled multi-lock skeleton key. 144 00:06:27,402 --> 00:06:29,503 But, as far as horses go, aces. 145 00:06:29,504 --> 00:06:31,305 He's a funny guy. 146 00:06:31,306 --> 00:06:33,107 Hey, man, remember when I asked you if you wanted 147 00:06:33,108 --> 00:06:35,276 to go in the horse training business with me, set up an outfit? 148 00:06:35,277 --> 00:06:36,977 - I do. - Yeah. 149 00:06:36,978 --> 00:06:38,345 Looks like you're doing well, though. 150 00:06:38,346 --> 00:06:41,015 Slayton Star's running in the Grand Slam. 151 00:06:41,016 --> 00:06:43,317 Yeah. Yeah, it was good for a while, man. 152 00:06:43,318 --> 00:06:46,187 Ever since I got here, dude, things have gone from bad to worse. 153 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:47,354 It's like I'm cursed or something. 154 00:06:47,355 --> 00:06:50,991 The cards again, huh? 155 00:06:50,992 --> 00:06:53,994 Yeah, yeah, man. I played a hand or two. 156 00:06:53,995 --> 00:06:55,796 I wasn't gonna do any more than that, but, uh... 157 00:06:55,797 --> 00:06:56,931 Did you get caught up? 158 00:06:56,932 --> 00:06:59,266 No, man, this was different. 159 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:03,003 It was unreal. It was bad hand after bad hand. It just kept coming. 160 00:07:03,004 --> 00:07:04,905 And now... 161 00:07:04,906 --> 00:07:06,807 no, no, no, no, no. 162 00:07:06,808 --> 00:07:09,076 - Step back. - Come on, guys. Not now. 163 00:07:09,077 --> 00:07:10,977 (WHINNIES) 164 00:07:13,482 --> 00:07:16,484 I thought our agreement was delivery after the stakes. 165 00:07:16,485 --> 00:07:19,887 Our deal was subject to my whims, Mr. Slayton. 166 00:07:19,888 --> 00:07:21,989 Oh, Benny, he's just so pretty. 167 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:24,924 I like pretty things. 168 00:07:26,328 --> 00:07:28,962 You lost fair and square, my friend. 169 00:07:31,399 --> 00:07:34,168 Don't do that, man. Don't touch my friend. 170 00:07:34,169 --> 00:07:35,536 - Don't, Jake, don't. - Don't touch my... don't. 171 00:07:35,537 --> 00:07:37,271 Jake. 172 00:07:37,272 --> 00:07:38,873 It's okay, man. 173 00:07:38,874 --> 00:07:40,341 It's like he said. 174 00:07:40,342 --> 00:07:41,941 It was fair and square. 175 00:07:43,411 --> 00:07:45,346 Get the horse to my barn. 176 00:07:45,347 --> 00:07:48,147 MAN: Come on, now. All right. 177 00:07:50,218 --> 00:07:52,553 (HORSE SNICKERS) 178 00:07:52,554 --> 00:07:54,355 (WHINNIES) 179 00:07:54,356 --> 00:07:57,091 No, baby, no. 180 00:07:57,092 --> 00:07:58,192 No. 181 00:07:58,193 --> 00:08:00,227 Hey, hey. 182 00:08:00,228 --> 00:08:01,929 This over a game of cards? 183 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:03,531 It's like I was trying to tell you, man. 184 00:08:03,532 --> 00:08:06,400 It started with the cards, but then everything went wrong. 185 00:08:06,401 --> 00:08:08,602 It's the most salacious cold streak in my life. 186 00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:13,274 Then the vet called, water heater exploded, got a letter from the IRS. 187 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,509 I'm just thinking, "Lord, what's next?" 188 00:08:15,510 --> 00:08:17,912 I mean, this can't all be coincidence, right? 189 00:08:17,913 --> 00:08:21,882 Ahh! Damn bee. 190 00:08:21,883 --> 00:08:24,318 It's some... you know... 191 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:26,287 hey, hey, hey, Slayton! 192 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,922 - Slayton! - He's in anaphylactic shock. 193 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:31,058 Call 9-1-1! Slayton! Slayton! Slayton! 194 00:08:31,059 --> 00:08:33,227 Come on. 195 00:08:33,228 --> 00:08:37,131 Slayton! 196 00:08:37,132 --> 00:08:39,166 Doc, how is he? 197 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:41,268 Normally a sting like that would be harmless. 198 00:08:41,269 --> 00:08:43,037 Mr. Slayton wasn't even allergic to bees, 199 00:08:43,038 --> 00:08:45,039 but trace chemicals in his shampoo 200 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,107 and the diet soda he drank today 201 00:08:47,108 --> 00:08:49,143 mixed with this particular strain of bee venom 202 00:08:49,144 --> 00:08:51,111 to completely shut down his system. 203 00:08:51,112 --> 00:08:53,147 What? What are the odds on that? 204 00:08:53,148 --> 00:08:56,016 We're doing everything we can, but if the necrosis spreads, 205 00:08:56,017 --> 00:08:59,587 we're talking permanent organ damage or worse. 206 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:01,488 - Prep Trauma One. - Yes, Doctor. 207 00:09:01,489 --> 00:09:03,490 (GROANING) 208 00:09:03,491 --> 00:09:05,859 Another million-to-one freak accident. 209 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:08,429 Wait, "Another million-to-one freak accident?" 210 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:10,631 And what are the odds of 2 million-to-one freak accidents? 211 00:09:10,632 --> 00:09:13,133 - Oh, it hurts. - Okay. 212 00:09:13,134 --> 00:09:15,302 I'm betting that didn't happen in a ho-hum fashion, either. 213 00:09:15,303 --> 00:09:16,370 - Or that. - Man on P.A.: All available personnel 214 00:09:16,371 --> 00:09:18,172 report to the ER stat. 215 00:09:18,173 --> 00:09:20,507 We have another case of lightning trauma. 216 00:09:20,508 --> 00:09:22,576 (BOTH GRUNTING) 217 00:09:22,577 --> 00:09:25,446 STONE: Wait, look at that guy's shirt. 218 00:09:25,447 --> 00:09:27,181 Fortune Downs Race Track and Casino. 219 00:09:27,182 --> 00:09:28,549 We just came from there. 220 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:30,050 Racing form. 221 00:09:30,051 --> 00:09:31,318 Fortune Downs. 222 00:09:31,319 --> 00:09:33,420 One freak accident is unfortunate. 223 00:09:33,421 --> 00:09:34,421 Two is unusual. 224 00:09:34,422 --> 00:09:35,421 Three, four, five... 225 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:39,225 Magic. 226 00:09:42,377 --> 00:09:44,378 BAIRD: Not exactly Churchill Downs. 227 00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:45,978 STONE: Flynn said the place is under new management. 228 00:09:45,979 --> 00:09:49,148 Are you sure your friend's misfortune is magical? You said he gambles. 229 00:09:49,149 --> 00:09:51,550 If it was just that, then no. But there's the crazy bee sting. 230 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:52,551 And all the weirdness at the hospital. 231 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:54,286 It all leads back here. 232 00:09:54,287 --> 00:09:57,223 Usually when there are compound synchronic improbabilities, 233 00:09:57,224 --> 00:09:58,924 it indicates a singular force, 234 00:09:58,925 --> 00:10:00,826 often abnormal, working willfully. 235 00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:03,062 What? 236 00:10:03,063 --> 00:10:06,231 A bunch of weird events together? It's magic. 237 00:10:08,835 --> 00:10:11,504 - Here you go. - MAN: It's time for the call to post. 238 00:10:11,505 --> 00:10:13,539 So this is a thing that normal people 239 00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:15,474 with absolutely nothing but time on their hands do for fun? 240 00:10:15,475 --> 00:10:18,377 EZEKIEL: Uh, not all normal people. 241 00:10:18,378 --> 00:10:22,948 In 1911 to 1937, horseracing was the most watched spectator sport in America. 242 00:10:22,949 --> 00:10:25,351 Really? I wasn't in America back then. What was it like? 243 00:10:25,352 --> 00:10:27,319 Well, I tell you, Jones, if I hadn't joined the Library, 244 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,422 this is what I'd be doing. 245 00:10:29,423 --> 00:10:31,557 Training horses. Hmm. 246 00:10:31,558 --> 00:10:34,093 All the fresh air, excitement in the crowd. 247 00:10:34,094 --> 00:10:36,062 Nothing is better. 248 00:10:36,063 --> 00:10:37,563 (FANFARE PLAYING) 249 00:10:37,564 --> 00:10:40,599 - Oh, fun. TV. - Ooh. 250 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,403 Your dreams can come true at Fortune Downs Stakes, 251 00:10:44,404 --> 00:10:47,238 the fourth leg of horse racing's grand slam. 252 00:10:49,009 --> 00:10:50,309 Look at this. 253 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,144 Most important piece of data 254 00:10:52,145 --> 00:10:54,513 is the horse's lifetime in the money percentage. 255 00:10:54,514 --> 00:10:56,315 Unless you're going trifecta. 256 00:10:56,316 --> 00:11:00,920 Don't miss your chance to become a winner... 257 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:03,188 - like me. - (DINGS) 258 00:11:05,225 --> 00:11:07,626 ANNOUNCER: Bowing down the stretch, it's Gary's Golden Girl 259 00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:09,562 neck-and-neck with Brandon Baller on the rail 260 00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:12,398 and Four Days In coming up on the outside. 261 00:11:12,399 --> 00:11:14,567 It's going to be a close call. 262 00:11:14,568 --> 00:11:16,469 And it's Gary's Golden Girl. 263 00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:20,306 (ALL GROANING) 264 00:11:20,307 --> 00:11:22,408 Well, that was exciting... 265 00:11:22,409 --> 00:11:25,277 until it wasn't. I'm gonna go check out the casino. 266 00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:27,313 - Good idea. - I'll go check the gaming machines. 267 00:11:27,314 --> 00:11:29,949 What's wrong with this picture? 268 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,685 Crowd's not cheering. Nobody in the money? 269 00:11:32,686 --> 00:11:35,588 A race with no winners? 270 00:11:35,589 --> 00:11:36,688 No more bets. 271 00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:53,239 - Red seven. - (PLAYERS GROANING) 272 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,974 - The winner is red seven. - Well, hello there. 273 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,243 - Think you can change our luck? - Oh, can I? 274 00:11:57,244 --> 00:11:58,068 How do you play? 275 00:11:58,069 --> 00:12:00,479 You pick a number or a color and cross your fingers. 276 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,049 This time we're going with my old football jersey. 277 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,551 Here, give it a try. 278 00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:07,353 Oh. Okay. 279 00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:08,419 Just... 280 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:12,258 Ooh, don't get too wild now. 281 00:12:12,259 --> 00:12:15,294 Well, well, admittedly, it's not even odds, 282 00:12:15,295 --> 00:12:18,130 but at 47.4%, it is your best chance at winning. 283 00:12:18,131 --> 00:12:21,734 If you just put it on one number, your odds are 2.63%. 284 00:12:21,735 --> 00:12:24,370 - It's not great. - You're a smart one. 285 00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:27,238 - Oh. (CHUCKLES) - I'm not gonna bet against you. 286 00:12:30,377 --> 00:12:34,413 - (PLAYERS GROAN) - Red five, the winner. 287 00:12:34,414 --> 00:12:36,615 The odds. 288 00:12:36,616 --> 00:12:40,786 Um, dealer, I... I'm gonna need more of these. 289 00:12:40,787 --> 00:12:41,886 Please. 290 00:12:48,795 --> 00:12:51,262 You poor pigeons. 291 00:12:57,604 --> 00:13:01,239 Well, as one thief to another, I believe I found my game. 292 00:13:07,214 --> 00:13:09,715 ANNOUNCER: Full speed on the outside. Jimmy Galavan giving... 293 00:13:09,716 --> 00:13:13,352 - (ALL CHEERING) - Come on! Go! Go! 294 00:13:13,353 --> 00:13:16,288 ANNOUNCER: And at the finish, it's Crendemous Queen. 295 00:13:16,289 --> 00:13:18,390 (ALL BOOING) 296 00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:21,594 A photo finish for place, Erin's Breakdown in fourth. 297 00:13:21,595 --> 00:13:23,662 Nobody wins again. 298 00:13:23,663 --> 00:13:25,664 That's definitely not right. 299 00:13:25,665 --> 00:13:28,601 Okay, I'm willing to buy your magical interference theory, 300 00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:30,169 but who or what is doing it? 301 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:33,572 Could be a new artifact, dormant ley line. 302 00:13:33,573 --> 00:13:37,042 Or someone taking advantage of one of those things. 303 00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:40,646 I smell a rat. Is that what you're saying? 304 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:43,749 Close enough. 305 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,551 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the winner's circle, 306 00:13:45,552 --> 00:13:47,853 Fortune Downs Stakes. 307 00:13:47,854 --> 00:13:50,189 Hey. 308 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:53,559 That's the guy that stole Slayton's horse right before he got stung. 309 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:57,429 So this guy owns the track and the winning horse? 310 00:13:57,430 --> 00:14:01,400 Everybody loses but him. 311 00:14:01,401 --> 00:14:03,901 If it smells like a rat... 312 00:14:10,029 --> 00:14:13,030 I win again! 313 00:14:13,031 --> 00:14:15,532 Wow, nice run, partner. 314 00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:19,069 Benny Konopka. That's me. 315 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,504 I own the joint. 316 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:22,472 I do love a cowboy, 317 00:14:22,473 --> 00:14:24,374 especially one who's winning. 318 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:27,144 All right, Roy Rogers, let's see if your luck still holds. 319 00:14:27,145 --> 00:14:29,577 Whoa. You're a cowboy. That's gonna be tough to beat. 320 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:30,614 WOMAN: Nice, nice. 321 00:14:30,615 --> 00:14:33,150 - Dealer. - (PLAYERS GROANING) 322 00:14:33,151 --> 00:14:36,286 Geez, 21. That's a tough break. 323 00:14:36,287 --> 00:14:39,322 Well, keep playing. Maybe you too can be a winner. 324 00:14:39,323 --> 00:14:42,359 - Like me. - Better luck next time, sugar. 325 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,126 Come on, sweetheart. 326 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:48,598 Hey, did you see that? He straight up cooled the guy. 327 00:14:48,599 --> 00:14:52,736 It's like he's stealing luck. 328 00:14:52,737 --> 00:14:55,639 He's stealing luck. 329 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,475 I'm telling you my... my... my friend, Slayton, he invited me here weeks ago. 330 00:14:58,476 --> 00:15:01,144 I bet you anything it was before his luck got stolen. 331 00:15:01,145 --> 00:15:03,380 But how did Mr. Winner's Circle pull that off? 332 00:15:03,381 --> 00:15:05,582 - Like me. - (DINGS) 333 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,351 My money's on the pinkie ring. 334 00:15:08,352 --> 00:15:10,554 Well, then we better go find our thief. 335 00:15:10,555 --> 00:15:11,654 Absolu... 336 00:15:16,627 --> 00:15:19,196 Come on, come on, come on, black. 337 00:15:19,197 --> 00:15:21,264 - Red one. - Oh, what the heck, man? 338 00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:24,334 That's red or green 21 spins in a row! 339 00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:26,369 21 spins and not a single black number coming up? 340 00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:29,573 I mean, the odds of that are 2,097,152 to 1. 341 00:15:29,574 --> 00:15:32,275 That violates every law of probability. 342 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:34,344 I'm gonna try it again. 343 00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:36,379 Unless you got a way of figuring out where that little ball is going, 344 00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:39,249 you're gonna have to get lucky, just like everybody else. 345 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:44,587 You're right, but I am not like everyone else. 346 00:15:47,658 --> 00:15:52,329 This wheel, it's off by 0.065 degrees. 347 00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:56,866 Factor in the applied torque and the starting position of the ball. 348 00:16:03,674 --> 00:16:07,144 - Red 18 the winner. - Yes! Yes! Yes! 349 00:16:07,145 --> 00:16:09,045 - BOTH: Yes! Yes! Yes! - I did it! I did it! 350 00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:13,083 Well, well, isn't that a little slice of wonderful, huh? 351 00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:15,352 Benny Konopka. That's me. 352 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:17,454 - I own the joint. - Like me. 353 00:16:17,455 --> 00:16:19,256 Well, why don't you make yourself a bet? 354 00:16:19,257 --> 00:16:21,391 - Be somebody, kid. - Don't mind if I do. 355 00:16:21,392 --> 00:16:24,461 Feel a hot streak coming on. 356 00:16:24,462 --> 00:16:27,497 So sad when they rely on luck. 357 00:16:27,498 --> 00:16:30,600 - Red three the winner. - (ALL CHEERING) 358 00:16:30,601 --> 00:16:35,105 Yes! Yes! Yes! I did it! Boo-yah! 359 00:16:35,106 --> 00:16:38,207 (SLOT MACHINES CHIRPING) 360 00:16:45,349 --> 00:16:46,783 What the hell is he doing? 361 00:16:46,784 --> 00:16:48,185 What are you doing, Jones? 362 00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:50,086 Me? I'm winning. That's what. 363 00:16:50,087 --> 00:16:51,555 (SLOT MACHINE BEEPING) 364 00:16:51,556 --> 00:16:53,290 Really? 'Cause it kinda looks like the opposite. 365 00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:54,524 No, no, no. Listen, 366 00:16:54,525 --> 00:16:55,826 if I line up all these machines in a row, 367 00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:56,860 - one of them has to... - Jones! 368 00:16:56,861 --> 00:16:58,528 We don't have time for this. 369 00:16:58,529 --> 00:17:00,096 We know what the artifact is and we need you to steal it. 370 00:17:00,097 --> 00:17:01,731 It's a pinkie ring that steals your luck 371 00:17:01,732 --> 00:17:06,069 and turns you into a... 372 00:17:06,070 --> 00:17:08,271 - pathetic loser. - Hmm? No. Me? No, no, no. 373 00:17:08,272 --> 00:17:10,207 I... I'm not the guy that loses. I'm the guy that wins. 374 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,376 Listen to me, you can't win. It's a machine. 375 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:16,379 Yes! Yes, it's... it's a machine! 376 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,281 And... and I know how to handle machines. 377 00:17:18,282 --> 00:17:19,316 Do you have a hex wrench? 378 00:17:19,317 --> 00:17:21,317 (EXASPERATED SIGH) 379 00:17:23,554 --> 00:17:25,622 - Swiss army knife? - That'll do. 380 00:17:25,623 --> 00:17:27,723 Cover me. 381 00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:37,801 All right, yes. You're a machine. (CHUCKLES) 382 00:17:37,802 --> 00:17:39,502 - Hey. - How you doing? 383 00:17:39,503 --> 00:17:42,672 (CHUCKLES) You cable, you think you know me, 384 00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:44,541 you don't know me. (CHUCKLES) 385 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,143 Okay, USB. 386 00:17:47,144 --> 00:17:50,480 Got it! 387 00:17:50,481 --> 00:17:52,348 (SLOT MACHINE BEEPING) 388 00:17:54,752 --> 00:17:58,889 (LAUGHING) Don't you ever feel like you can beat Ezekiel Jones. 389 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,757 You feel better about yourself now? 390 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,225 I actually... actually, I do. 391 00:18:02,226 --> 00:18:03,660 Great! Let's go get that ring. 392 00:18:03,661 --> 00:18:05,801 Wait! Are we just gonna leave the money there, guys? 393 00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,199 What's going on, Benny? 394 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,535 I don't know! We cooled her, I know we did. 395 00:18:12,536 --> 00:18:14,604 Oh! My! God! 396 00:18:14,605 --> 00:18:16,406 I know who you are, and I know who you are. 397 00:18:16,407 --> 00:18:18,441 "Don't miss your chance to be a winner like me." 398 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,744 Very good. Listen, we're in a big hurry, okay? So... 399 00:18:20,745 --> 00:18:23,113 I hope you're not in a hurry at all. 400 00:18:23,114 --> 00:18:23,873 We are. Didn't I tell him we... 401 00:18:23,874 --> 00:18:25,181 Well, look, just in case you're not in a hurry, 402 00:18:25,182 --> 00:18:27,651 I was just asking if it's possible... I promise I never do this... 403 00:18:27,652 --> 00:18:29,352 Can I please get your autograph, please? 404 00:18:29,353 --> 00:18:30,520 It's just you guys are like the Jay-Z and Beyoncé 405 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,355 of the casino/racetrack world. 406 00:18:32,356 --> 00:18:34,824 - Foreigners are awfully cute. - Just make it quick, okay? 407 00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:37,694 - Will you please... - To E, Z, oh, okay. Never mind. 408 00:18:37,695 --> 00:18:40,263 Thank you so much. All right. Here you are. 409 00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:42,198 - Thank you. - Yeah, big thrill, okay. 410 00:18:42,199 --> 00:18:43,833 - Okay, listen, we'll... - (ALL CHEERING) 411 00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:46,269 - Oh, no! Okay, look... - Yes! 412 00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:48,538 I know I cooled her. I know I did. It didn't take. 413 00:18:48,539 --> 00:18:51,308 Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. My ring. My pinkie ring. 414 00:18:51,309 --> 00:18:53,609 - Where is it? What are you... - Where's my pinkie ring? 415 00:18:58,716 --> 00:19:00,150 Whatcha doin'? 416 00:19:00,151 --> 00:19:03,219 Uh, just, uh, concentrating, sir. 417 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,221 - Team back yet? - No, sir, not yet. 418 00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,123 But shouldn't you be with them? I think they're on to something. 419 00:19:07,124 --> 00:19:10,794 No, no. I need to spend some time here in the nerve center. 420 00:19:10,795 --> 00:19:12,796 On the bridge. 421 00:19:12,797 --> 00:19:16,666 After I... we tether to the Library, this... 422 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,935 that out there will be my new domain forever. 423 00:19:18,936 --> 00:19:20,904 Getting pretty excited about it. 424 00:19:20,905 --> 00:19:22,839 Forgive me if I sound a little dubious, sir, 425 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,542 but poppycock. 426 00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,410 Poppycock? 427 00:19:27,411 --> 00:19:29,679 Yes, your overexuberance, bit of a giveaway, 428 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,714 sounds a little more like fear. 429 00:19:30,715 --> 00:19:32,682 (SCOFFS) Of what? 430 00:19:32,683 --> 00:19:34,584 That if you leave, you'll never return. 431 00:19:34,585 --> 00:19:37,520 Jenkins, your powers of observation are usually so astute. 432 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:38,655 But I think they're misplaced here. 433 00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:40,457 I simply want to familiarize myself 434 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,492 with the levers of power Of the Library. 435 00:19:42,493 --> 00:19:45,395 Hmm. Oh, forgive me, which I need to set a door for the Colonel. 436 00:19:45,396 --> 00:19:47,330 - Oh, I can do that. - Well, sir... 437 00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:49,766 I need to familiarize myself with the levers of power in the Library. 438 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,735 Yeah, I don't know. 439 00:19:51,736 --> 00:19:53,636 - (SIGHS) - You sure this is where Jenkins said he'd set the door? 440 00:19:53,637 --> 00:19:56,639 I'm sure. Hang on, I'll call him. And no service. 441 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,676 Casinos are all dead zones. You gotta keep the gamblers gambling. 442 00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:01,778 FLYNN: I'll bet you wish you didn't need a phone to communicate. 443 00:20:01,779 --> 00:20:06,316 (CHUCKLES) 444 00:20:06,317 --> 00:20:08,351 (DISTORTED) I told you this was so much better, 445 00:20:08,352 --> 00:20:10,587 and as you can see, I've figured it out. 446 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:13,023 (SIGHS) 447 00:20:13,024 --> 00:20:14,924 Where's Jenkins? We need the door. 448 00:20:14,925 --> 00:20:17,727 He's making some minor repairs to that back door right now. 449 00:20:17,728 --> 00:20:19,362 He'll have it up and running in no time. 450 00:20:19,363 --> 00:20:21,031 Well, maybe a little time. Little time. 451 00:20:21,032 --> 00:20:24,367 - We need a hot artifact check. - Oh. Uh, yes. 452 00:20:24,368 --> 00:20:27,904 Uh, well, since someone, uh, almost broke the globe 453 00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:30,040 by projecting on its reflective base, 454 00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,708 we will need to field test the item. 455 00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:33,089 Hold it up to the glass, please. 456 00:20:34,645 --> 00:20:36,579 Uh, well, the cameo stone looks like... 457 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:39,015 It's the Roman goddess Fortuna, the goddess of Luck. 458 00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:40,984 I think you're on to something. 459 00:20:40,985 --> 00:20:43,820 Ah-ha. Now, so we'll need some naphazaline, 460 00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:46,022 hydrochloride, an ethanol solution, 461 00:20:46,023 --> 00:20:47,656 and a magnet. 462 00:20:49,493 --> 00:20:52,862 Do you have eye drops, an ATM card, and a beer? 463 00:20:52,863 --> 00:20:54,229 Oh. 464 00:20:59,136 --> 00:21:00,469 Drop the stone in. 465 00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:06,376 Green. 466 00:21:06,377 --> 00:21:08,078 Is that good or bad? 467 00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:09,913 Mm, no. Not till St. Patrick's Day, but no magic, no. 468 00:21:09,914 --> 00:21:11,648 None? Are you sure? 469 00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:13,516 Yeah, well, no. It's not an exact science. 470 00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:14,984 Miss Cillian could perfect it. 471 00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:16,451 By the way, where's Miss Cillian? 472 00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:21,156 (ALL CHEERING) 473 00:21:23,594 --> 00:21:26,396 Benny, forget about the ring. Look! 474 00:21:26,397 --> 00:21:29,483 Yes! Yes! Come to mama. 475 00:21:29,484 --> 00:21:30,918 Do you realize were losing? 476 00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:33,521 I can't even watch. Deal with it, Benny. 477 00:21:33,522 --> 00:21:36,590 All right, boys. We've obviously got a crossroader here. 478 00:21:36,591 --> 00:21:37,858 Bring her down to the counting room. 479 00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:39,160 It's time for a workout. 480 00:21:39,161 --> 00:21:40,728 And find my ring! 481 00:21:40,729 --> 00:21:42,562 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo! 482 00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:47,535 (GRUNTS) Whoa. 483 00:21:47,536 --> 00:21:51,939 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 484 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:53,606 Where are they taking her? 485 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:57,710 You take somebody out of a casino like that some place bad. 486 00:22:08,977 --> 00:22:12,079 All right. 487 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,848 We always like to give any kind of cheater 488 00:22:14,849 --> 00:22:16,250 a chance to come clean. 489 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,053 We don't want to hurt you. 490 00:22:19,054 --> 00:22:20,320 You know that, don't you? 491 00:22:20,321 --> 00:22:22,890 So, what's your scam? 492 00:22:22,891 --> 00:22:25,292 No scam. Math. 493 00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:29,863 Math? There's no math in roulette. It's just numbers. 494 00:22:29,864 --> 00:22:32,433 You're a grifter, and I want to know your play. 495 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:36,936 Actually, there's math in everything, so... 496 00:22:48,216 --> 00:22:51,318 What is that? Is it a chainsaw? 497 00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:54,221 No. It's a baritone sax. 498 00:22:54,222 --> 00:22:56,323 You ever hear one of these things? It's really annoying. 499 00:22:56,324 --> 00:23:00,694 Ugh. But it covers the noise in case we gotta break your fingers. 500 00:23:00,695 --> 00:23:04,798 There's something I need to tell you. 501 00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:07,133 I'm a Librarian. 502 00:23:10,438 --> 00:23:14,174 (LAUGHTER) 503 00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,676 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 504 00:23:15,677 --> 00:23:19,279 Why does anyone even try that anymore? 505 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,381 All right, that's enough. 506 00:23:21,382 --> 00:23:23,250 A Librarian, huh? 507 00:23:23,251 --> 00:23:26,253 All right, what's it gonna be, huh? 508 00:23:26,254 --> 00:23:27,988 Truth? 509 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,289 Or dare me to do something terrible? 510 00:23:32,794 --> 00:23:34,894 (HEART BEATING RAPIDLY) 511 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,209 Look, it's not like I'm some fancy d-26 polygraph machine, 512 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,444 more like a really good analog one, 513 00:23:50,445 --> 00:23:51,745 but I can count to 181, 514 00:23:51,746 --> 00:23:53,280 which is your current heart rate, 515 00:23:53,281 --> 00:23:55,182 which leads me to believe that you're having a panic attack, 516 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:59,286 so I'm guessing that you're not really a tough guy. 517 00:23:59,287 --> 00:24:02,388 - Yes, I am. - FELICITY: Enough! 518 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:11,031 I've been waiting for you for 2,700 years. 519 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:14,334 Who sent you? Jupiter? 520 00:24:14,335 --> 00:24:19,306 I think you're confusing me with someone who's... really old. 521 00:24:19,307 --> 00:24:23,110 This isn't Rome. They don't revere witches here in America. 522 00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:24,745 They burn them. 523 00:24:24,746 --> 00:24:27,114 But, no, actually they... they don't... not anymore. 524 00:24:27,115 --> 00:24:29,216 - I mean, they used to years ago. - Shut up, fool! 525 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:32,019 Yes, Fortuna. 526 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:35,454 Fortuna? The Roman goddess of luck? 527 00:24:37,525 --> 00:24:41,261 I will ask you again, did Jupiter send you? 528 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:43,797 Or was it that goody-goody Minerva? 529 00:24:43,798 --> 00:24:48,435 Jupiter, Minerva, Fortuna. 530 00:24:48,436 --> 00:24:51,271 No. 531 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:55,509 Actually, it was Saturn. 532 00:24:55,510 --> 00:24:59,279 That bastard. 533 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,848 Not him, not you, 534 00:25:01,849 --> 00:25:04,484 nobody is going to trap me back in a statue. 535 00:25:04,485 --> 00:25:07,988 I am done with being put on a pedestal. 536 00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:11,091 You don't know what it's like standing up there. 537 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,627 Half-naked men pawing at you, throwing coins. 538 00:25:16,130 --> 00:25:18,432 - Or do you? - No. 539 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,532 Ew. 540 00:25:31,045 --> 00:25:33,145 Okay, so what do we know? 541 00:25:36,851 --> 00:25:38,452 It's not the ring, it's her. 542 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,820 Apparently she's a Roman goddess. 543 00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:41,588 She's almost 3,000 years old. 544 00:25:41,589 --> 00:25:44,825 - She was stuck in a statue. - Boom. Living artifact. 545 00:25:44,826 --> 00:25:47,361 Okay, so she's stealing people's luck. How? 546 00:25:47,362 --> 00:25:50,597 Legend has it Fortuna used to upset people's luck by kissing them. 547 00:25:50,598 --> 00:25:53,967 What? So she has to go and kiss everyone on the race track and casino? 548 00:25:53,968 --> 00:25:54,745 Girl gets around. 549 00:25:54,746 --> 00:25:56,970 The fourth leg of horse racing's grand slam. 550 00:25:56,971 --> 00:26:00,407 - Don't miss your chance... - That girl does. 551 00:26:00,408 --> 00:26:03,377 And I know just how she's doing it. Watch. 552 00:26:03,378 --> 00:26:05,512 - There's the kiss. - That's a magic kiss. 553 00:26:05,513 --> 00:26:07,814 It uses the electromagnetic radiation of the screens. 554 00:26:07,815 --> 00:26:11,385 People are getting infected with bad luck just looking at her. 555 00:26:11,386 --> 00:26:15,287 Guys, small point, but aren't we looking at her? 556 00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:21,026 We've got to save Cassandra before they barbecue her. 557 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,273 Hey! 558 00:26:38,613 --> 00:26:40,713 (BOTH GRUNTING) 559 00:26:43,117 --> 00:26:45,452 Wet floor. How unlucky. 560 00:26:45,453 --> 00:26:48,554 (ALL GRUNTING) 561 00:26:56,364 --> 00:27:00,167 Don't miss your chance to become a winner... 562 00:27:00,168 --> 00:27:03,103 like me. (DINGS) 563 00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:04,371 That's why they're immune. 564 00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,239 How come it's not affecting you? 565 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,909 Uh, I guess I broke the spell when I hacked the machine. 566 00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:10,544 How the hell do you hack a fight? 567 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,446 We're trying to hit these guys, right? 568 00:27:12,447 --> 00:27:15,047 Try not hitting them. Just do it. 569 00:27:18,453 --> 00:27:22,089 Uh. (GRUNTS) 570 00:27:22,090 --> 00:27:25,258 - Yo! - ...a winner... 571 00:27:25,259 --> 00:27:27,260 like me. (DINGS) 572 00:27:27,261 --> 00:27:28,694 (GRUNTS) 573 00:27:34,001 --> 00:27:35,668 (GRUNTING) 574 00:27:38,973 --> 00:27:41,707 (GROANS, GRUNTS) 575 00:27:47,548 --> 00:27:49,148 (GRUNTS) 576 00:27:51,552 --> 00:27:53,687 Dang it. 577 00:27:53,688 --> 00:27:54,988 Hit Cassandra! 578 00:27:54,989 --> 00:27:56,123 - What? - What? 579 00:27:56,124 --> 00:27:57,657 Punch Cassandra in the face. 580 00:27:57,658 --> 00:27:59,893 Do it! Hit her hard! 581 00:27:59,894 --> 00:28:04,331 Hit her! Hit her! Punch her in the face! 582 00:28:04,332 --> 00:28:05,431 (GRUNTS) 583 00:28:09,203 --> 00:28:11,605 - We beat the spell. - Wait, the spell's broken? 584 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:14,373 Uh, guys? Um, guys? 585 00:28:17,111 --> 00:28:19,112 CASSANDRA: No, Fortuna's goals have nothing to do with money. 586 00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:21,314 She wants to be a god again. 587 00:28:21,315 --> 00:28:25,118 I heard her say something about being in the circle for the bandwidth. 588 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,188 She wants to be able to spread her power outside the casino. 589 00:28:28,189 --> 00:28:31,425 She used the electromagnetic waves from the screens... 590 00:28:31,426 --> 00:28:33,059 bandwidth. 591 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:35,495 In the circle. 592 00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,130 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 593 00:28:37,131 --> 00:28:40,767 Duh. 594 00:28:40,768 --> 00:28:43,202 (GROANING) 595 00:28:46,073 --> 00:28:49,176 The circle is the winner's circle. 596 00:28:49,177 --> 00:28:51,611 She's gonna throw a kiss on live TV. 597 00:28:51,612 --> 00:28:53,747 The race is being broadcast across the country. 598 00:28:53,748 --> 00:28:55,449 She's gonna steal the luck of millions. 599 00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:57,584 CASSANDRA: Think of the multiplier effect. 600 00:28:57,585 --> 00:29:00,687 And with life itself just being a series of genetic coincidences... 601 00:29:00,688 --> 00:29:02,322 We're lucky to be alive. 602 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:03,756 And the absence of luck is death. 603 00:29:04,192 --> 00:29:05,525 We have to stop her. 604 00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:08,561 Her kiss could wipe out humanity. 605 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,359 Escaped? 606 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,962 Well, they said that she had a lot of help. 607 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,898 The entire coven must have time-traveled. 608 00:29:17,899 --> 00:29:20,267 This has Saturn's sickle-prints all over it. 609 00:29:20,268 --> 00:29:23,337 He is working with Jupiter to try to stop me. 610 00:29:23,338 --> 00:29:24,670 Haters! 611 00:29:27,108 --> 00:29:29,510 You take that fortune you've been squirreling away 612 00:29:29,511 --> 00:29:31,912 and hire more men, bad men. 613 00:29:31,913 --> 00:29:35,883 Round up the entire coven and this time, burn them! 614 00:29:35,884 --> 00:29:37,951 Okay, you might want to consider a rethink. 615 00:29:37,952 --> 00:29:39,887 Okay, we'll... we'll consolidate our gains. 616 00:29:39,888 --> 00:29:43,957 Uh, we could invest, okay? That's power in the real world. 617 00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:45,057 (GRUNTS) 618 00:29:47,095 --> 00:29:49,129 Do you see what they're doing to me? 619 00:29:49,130 --> 00:29:51,365 I will die before I go back on a pedestal, 620 00:29:51,366 --> 00:29:55,301 but I will make you wish that you had died first. 621 00:29:58,239 --> 00:30:01,942 If only we knew more. What's her motivation? 622 00:30:01,943 --> 00:30:03,877 FLYNN: Funny you should ask. 623 00:30:03,878 --> 00:30:06,880 We have just come into a very important piece of information. 624 00:30:06,881 --> 00:30:09,183 As it turns out, Jenkins was friends 625 00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:13,420 with a Second-Century Etruscan holy man who told him... 626 00:30:13,421 --> 00:30:16,290 (DISTORTED SPEAKING) 627 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:18,458 Flynn, you're making us nuts. 628 00:30:18,459 --> 00:30:21,027 - Sorry. - JENKINS: Colonel, down here. 629 00:30:22,397 --> 00:30:26,433 Yes, now, according to Walo, Jupiter set up a competition 630 00:30:26,434 --> 00:30:30,137 between his four favorites: Saturn, Mars, Minerva, and Fortuna 631 00:30:30,138 --> 00:30:32,940 to see who would rule over the affairs of mankind. 632 00:30:32,941 --> 00:30:36,276 Fortuna won and she declared thenceforth that the world 633 00:30:36,277 --> 00:30:38,645 would be ruled by luck. 634 00:30:38,646 --> 00:30:41,615 No more choice or judgment or self-determination. 635 00:30:41,616 --> 00:30:44,551 In other words, utter chaos would ensue. 636 00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:47,654 Jupiter realized his mistake, reneged on the deal, 637 00:30:47,655 --> 00:30:49,590 and demoted Fortuna. 638 00:30:49,591 --> 00:30:52,092 Jupiter transformed her into a disembodied spirit, 639 00:30:52,093 --> 00:30:55,529 doomed for all time to exist in the gambling halls of humankind. 640 00:30:55,530 --> 00:30:57,731 As punishment for trying to rule the world through luck, 641 00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:00,200 she is forced to exist in the world's casinos. 642 00:31:00,201 --> 00:31:03,971 Wait, so Fortuna's big plan is to deal death and destruction? 643 00:31:03,972 --> 00:31:08,075 No, now her big plan is to try to rule the world through the carnage of luck. 644 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:11,245 Which would include a lot of death and destruction, so yeah. 645 00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:13,680 So how did she become a statue? 646 00:31:13,681 --> 00:31:16,183 A ley line runs right underneath the race track. 647 00:31:16,184 --> 00:31:19,052 Somehow she figured out a way to upload herself into her own statue 648 00:31:19,053 --> 00:31:20,587 and take physical form again. 649 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,756 What we don't know is how the statue was reanimated. 650 00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:25,726 - Or how to re-statue-ize her. - Ahem. 651 00:31:25,727 --> 00:31:29,263 So the only way to stop her now is to keep her off camera? 652 00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:31,632 Absolutely. The broadcast is the key to her scheme. 653 00:31:31,633 --> 00:31:33,200 Stop it and you stop her. 654 00:31:33,201 --> 00:31:34,701 The race starts in 45 minutes. 655 00:31:34,702 --> 00:31:36,703 We can do this. 656 00:31:36,704 --> 00:31:38,605 FLYNN: I wish I could be there. I would be if I cou... 657 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:42,442 Yes, but, uh, I better get back to working on the door, 658 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:45,112 otherwise, hmm, you'll be walking home from the Rockies. 659 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:48,248 FLYNN: Signing off. 660 00:31:48,249 --> 00:31:50,784 So here's the plan. There's 12 cameras around the track. 661 00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:52,152 We'll split up and disable three each. 662 00:31:52,153 --> 00:31:54,221 No cameras, no broadcast, no kiss. 663 00:31:54,222 --> 00:31:56,556 - What if they're being guarded? - No, Fortuna doesn't have enough goons 664 00:31:56,557 --> 00:31:59,760 to guard them all. There's more of us than there are of... 665 00:31:59,761 --> 00:32:02,162 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 666 00:32:02,163 --> 00:32:03,764 Could have been a little off on the math. 667 00:32:03,765 --> 00:32:05,798 What's this? 668 00:32:12,674 --> 00:32:15,309 It's not us. (CHUCKLES) 669 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:18,645 Could have a passing resemblance. 670 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:20,213 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 671 00:32:20,214 --> 00:32:22,549 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. 672 00:32:22,550 --> 00:32:26,420 Calm down. You don't get paid if you tear them limb from limb. 673 00:32:26,421 --> 00:32:29,389 There's a very specific way to do this. 674 00:32:29,390 --> 00:32:32,559 Ooh, did that truck just back into a motorcycle? 675 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,161 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 676 00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:36,629 Go! Go! 677 00:32:38,066 --> 00:32:39,766 Where'd they go? 678 00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:41,601 Get 'em! 679 00:32:41,602 --> 00:32:43,702 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 680 00:32:46,541 --> 00:32:48,542 In here. Come on, this way. Hurry. 681 00:32:48,543 --> 00:32:50,344 Hurry. 682 00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:52,379 Guys, you gotta help me. 683 00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:53,780 Help you? Give me one good reason 684 00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:55,415 why I shouldn't tear your ear off right now. 685 00:32:55,416 --> 00:32:57,184 It does only take seven pounds of pressure. 686 00:32:57,185 --> 00:32:59,286 Oh, please. 687 00:32:59,287 --> 00:33:01,321 I'm not who you think I am, okay? 688 00:33:01,322 --> 00:33:03,457 I'm just a bookkeeper with a gambling problem. 689 00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:07,661 Every day, I'd rub the statue out front just praying for a payday. 690 00:33:07,662 --> 00:33:11,198 One night, I rubbed the statue, okay, and she comes to life. 691 00:33:11,199 --> 00:33:13,667 And I won and I won and I won and I won. 692 00:33:13,668 --> 00:33:16,570 I won so much, I wound up owning the place. 693 00:33:16,571 --> 00:33:19,673 All of those desperate people, all of that magical thinking. 694 00:33:19,674 --> 00:33:22,109 It must have infused itself into the statue. 695 00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:23,577 I made a deal with a devil woman. 696 00:33:23,578 --> 00:33:25,712 And as long as she's flesh and blood, 697 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:28,281 I'm her servant. I can't take it anymore. 698 00:33:28,282 --> 00:33:30,317 Honest to God, you can have it all. 699 00:33:30,318 --> 00:33:32,119 (SCOFFS) We don't want your money. 700 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,620 Uh, we don't? 701 00:33:33,621 --> 00:33:36,523 Oh. We... we don't. 702 00:33:36,524 --> 00:33:38,759 I hired those goons, okay? 703 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,394 And if we don't hurry up, 704 00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,728 they're probably already telling her 705 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:43,296 that I've double-crossed her. 706 00:33:43,297 --> 00:33:45,298 Help us take out the cameras. 707 00:33:45,299 --> 00:33:48,635 No, it's too late. They're... they're too heavily guarded. 708 00:33:48,636 --> 00:33:52,406 She's hired an army of the most horrible people in the world. 709 00:33:52,407 --> 00:33:54,307 Oh, what am I gonna do? 710 00:33:54,308 --> 00:33:56,676 All right, all right. if we can't take out the cameras, 711 00:33:56,677 --> 00:33:58,310 how do we stop the kiss? 712 00:33:59,781 --> 00:34:02,516 Think, Benny. 713 00:34:02,517 --> 00:34:06,319 Come on, think! 714 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:10,290 Well, I'm not gonna hit you. 715 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:13,526 No, but somebody has. 716 00:34:16,898 --> 00:34:19,266 That's one heck of a backhand. 717 00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:22,202 It was her. 718 00:34:22,203 --> 00:34:24,704 Parts of her body are turning into bronze. 719 00:34:24,705 --> 00:34:26,740 It's quite a knuckle duster. 720 00:34:26,741 --> 00:34:28,642 Wait, why is she turning back to bronze? 721 00:34:28,643 --> 00:34:31,378 When did that happen? 722 00:34:31,379 --> 00:34:33,513 When you started winning. 723 00:34:33,514 --> 00:34:37,317 That's it. When Cassandra broke the bad luck curse, 724 00:34:37,318 --> 00:34:39,753 she regained her good luck back from Fortuna. 725 00:34:39,754 --> 00:34:41,788 She needs the luck to stay alive. 726 00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:44,291 So we just need to help other people beat their bad luck, 727 00:34:44,292 --> 00:34:46,593 draining the life from her, turning her back to all statue-y. 728 00:34:46,594 --> 00:34:48,795 A mass curse buster. So how do we do that? 729 00:34:48,796 --> 00:34:53,433 Okay, if we can get enough people to do exactly what you did at that table... 730 00:34:53,434 --> 00:34:56,736 but... but you're the only you. 731 00:34:56,737 --> 00:34:59,506 - Thank you. - Right, right. 732 00:34:59,507 --> 00:35:02,209 Um, how is it that you beat luck? 733 00:35:02,210 --> 00:35:04,811 I mean, besides having otherworldly talent, of course. 734 00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:06,745 Cheating. 735 00:35:08,850 --> 00:35:14,154 We'll secretly rig the race track and casino to cheat lady luck herself. 736 00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:17,290 I like it. 737 00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:19,926 Quisling! That heap of fimus! 738 00:35:19,927 --> 00:35:22,295 Jupiter must have made him a better deal. 739 00:35:22,296 --> 00:35:25,564 Forget about the race. We go before the cameras now. 740 00:35:27,301 --> 00:35:29,636 Guys, the puckering is happening ahead of schedule. 741 00:35:29,637 --> 00:35:33,645 The kiss is coming. I repeat, the kiss is coming now. 742 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,110 ANNOUNCER: Five minutes to post. 743 00:35:38,111 --> 00:35:40,646 All riders, five minutes to post. 744 00:35:40,647 --> 00:35:42,181 Guys, it's such an exciting day. 745 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,183 I want you to see this before you mount up. 746 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,185 Come on, gather around. Take a look. 747 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,120 Check this out, homie. 748 00:35:48,121 --> 00:35:50,856 Sunglass company wants to give you an endorsement. 749 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,892 Hmm? Better than goggles. Check 'em out. 750 00:35:52,893 --> 00:35:55,761 Don't miss your chance to become a winner... 751 00:35:55,762 --> 00:36:00,099 - (SHIMMERING, DINGS) - Like me. 752 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:03,201 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 753 00:36:19,119 --> 00:36:21,219 (TRUMPET BLARING) 754 00:36:25,692 --> 00:36:27,560 - Oh! - Are you all right, ma'am? 755 00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:29,428 Keep moving! Go secure the area. 756 00:36:29,429 --> 00:36:30,528 Come on! 757 00:36:31,865 --> 00:36:34,200 All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 758 00:36:34,201 --> 00:36:37,703 Ladies and gentlemen, the machines will be fixed in just a moment, okay? 759 00:36:37,704 --> 00:36:39,739 Okay? Here... here we go right here. 760 00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:41,374 Where have you been, man? I've been stalling as long as I can. 761 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,342 All right, cool your jets. I was in the casino. 762 00:36:43,343 --> 00:36:45,344 Those rigged gaming machines don't rig themselves. 763 00:36:45,345 --> 00:36:47,780 You got your card? 764 00:36:47,781 --> 00:36:49,647 (BEEPING) 765 00:36:54,187 --> 00:36:55,521 All right, I'm in. 766 00:36:55,522 --> 00:36:57,289 All right, roll right up, roll right up, 767 00:36:57,290 --> 00:36:58,724 and place your bets. 768 00:36:58,725 --> 00:37:01,727 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 769 00:37:01,728 --> 00:37:04,363 Just like that, everybody's a winner. 770 00:37:04,364 --> 00:37:07,600 ANNOUNCER: And the horses are approaching the starting gate. 771 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:10,403 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 772 00:37:10,404 --> 00:37:13,439 Over here! (GRUNTS) 773 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,742 Yes, over... I command you. 774 00:37:16,743 --> 00:37:20,846 Right here. Make him point the camera at me. 775 00:37:20,847 --> 00:37:24,150 ANNOUNCER: It's time for the call to post. 776 00:37:24,151 --> 00:37:27,553 - FORTUNA: Make him do it. - Go on, get outta here! Move it! Move! 777 00:37:27,554 --> 00:37:31,624 Lady, you got a lot of brass. 778 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,759 - You're too late. - ANNOUNCER: They're all tight. 779 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,761 - (BELL RINGING) - And they're off! 780 00:37:35,762 --> 00:37:37,663 Hey, what the? 781 00:37:37,664 --> 00:37:39,965 The horses are just wandering around the gate. 782 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:45,237 Wait, Metro Randy in the number seven red silks is up and running! 783 00:37:45,238 --> 00:37:47,773 Looks like your luck's running out. 784 00:37:47,774 --> 00:37:49,809 I don't need luck. 785 00:37:49,810 --> 00:37:51,610 I am luck. 786 00:37:51,611 --> 00:37:53,612 - (CLANGS) - Ow! 787 00:37:53,613 --> 00:37:55,881 - (CLANGS) - (GRUNTS) 788 00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:58,184 Turn the camera to me, you idiot! 789 00:37:58,185 --> 00:37:59,452 (BOTH GRUNTING) 790 00:37:59,453 --> 00:38:00,853 What the hell? 791 00:38:00,854 --> 00:38:02,788 I bet the two horse, my ticket says seven. 792 00:38:02,789 --> 00:38:04,523 - So does mine. - Mine say seven, too. 793 00:38:04,524 --> 00:38:06,392 ANNOUNCER: It's still only the number seven horse 794 00:38:06,393 --> 00:38:08,594 all by himself on the back stretch. 795 00:38:08,595 --> 00:38:09,561 And she's winning. 796 00:38:09,562 --> 00:38:12,487 Every ticket is seven. What are the odds of that? 797 00:38:15,702 --> 00:38:17,569 Red, black, red, black, red. 798 00:38:20,273 --> 00:38:23,242 14. 799 00:38:23,243 --> 00:38:26,846 Put your money on red 14. 800 00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:29,615 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - No more bets. No more bets. 801 00:38:29,616 --> 00:38:31,317 ANNOUNCER: Finally the number four horse... 802 00:38:31,318 --> 00:38:34,420 FORTUNA: Turn it to me. Hurry up. 803 00:38:34,421 --> 00:38:35,820 You idiot. 804 00:38:37,924 --> 00:38:41,994 ANNOUNCER: Lady Dionne is against the rail giving everything she has. 805 00:38:41,995 --> 00:38:42,636 Right now! 806 00:38:42,637 --> 00:38:44,497 It's Lady Dionne and lucky number seven. 807 00:38:44,498 --> 00:38:46,765 Start filming! You only have to turn it on! 808 00:38:46,766 --> 00:38:48,634 Lucky number seven still holding on! 809 00:38:48,635 --> 00:38:49,734 No. 810 00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:54,973 (ALL CHEERING) 811 00:39:00,247 --> 00:39:02,515 ANNOUNCER: It's Metro Randy, lucky number seven still in the lead... 812 00:39:02,516 --> 00:39:05,451 - Fortuna, kiss off. - As they charge over the stretch run. 813 00:39:05,452 --> 00:39:07,353 - No! - It's going to be close. 814 00:39:07,354 --> 00:39:10,689 And it's Metro Randy, number seven by a nose. 815 00:39:10,690 --> 00:39:13,791 (ALL CHEERING) 816 00:39:26,339 --> 00:39:27,573 (GRUNTING) 817 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:29,775 I'm just saying I feel sorry for her. 818 00:39:29,776 --> 00:39:32,011 I mean, she turned out bad, but she didn't start off that way. 819 00:39:32,012 --> 00:39:33,979 Even the Pantheon has a glass ceiling. 820 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,781 Yeah, but there's bad, and then there's destroy-the-world bad. 821 00:39:35,782 --> 00:39:37,883 At that point, it doesn't even matter what your reasons are. 822 00:39:37,884 --> 00:39:40,819 Oh, I don't know. A powerful woman obvious threat to the power structure. 823 00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:44,089 Just imagine. 824 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:48,694 Yes, well, I don't think the statue should be anywhere near the Toaster. 825 00:39:48,695 --> 00:39:50,829 I will take it down to storage. 826 00:39:50,830 --> 00:39:53,965 It is the responsible thing to do. 827 00:39:58,705 --> 00:40:01,439 - I don't count? - You count. You count. 828 00:40:03,043 --> 00:40:04,810 And then, literally, 829 00:40:04,811 --> 00:40:06,812 five minutes after the race was over, 830 00:40:06,813 --> 00:40:08,747 the doctor said I started responding to the antibiotics. 831 00:40:08,748 --> 00:40:11,684 - That's crazy, isn't it? - Yeah, man. 832 00:40:11,685 --> 00:40:13,719 And when I got home, 833 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:17,021 I found out Benny Konopka had signed her back over to me. 834 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:22,995 (CHUCKLES) And how do you explain that? 835 00:40:22,996 --> 00:40:25,164 But, you know, it made me think. 836 00:40:25,165 --> 00:40:28,167 You only get one shot at life. 837 00:40:28,168 --> 00:40:30,402 Jake, stop throwing yours away, man. 838 00:40:30,403 --> 00:40:31,904 You got so much potential, man. 839 00:40:31,905 --> 00:40:33,405 You could be so much more. 840 00:40:33,406 --> 00:40:35,174 Slayton, what happened here at the race track, 841 00:40:35,175 --> 00:40:37,710 what happened with you, that wasn't just luck. 842 00:40:37,711 --> 00:40:40,578 No. What was it then? 843 00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:48,887 Payback. Hmm? 844 00:40:48,888 --> 00:40:49,437 (SCOFFS) 845 00:40:49,438 --> 00:40:51,023 You know why? 'Cause you're one of the good guys. 846 00:40:51,024 --> 00:40:52,958 (LAUGHING) 847 00:40:52,959 --> 00:40:55,461 So are you, man. 848 00:40:55,462 --> 00:40:57,062 I mean what I said, Jake. 849 00:40:57,063 --> 00:41:00,499 You could be so much more. 850 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,600 Yeah. 851 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,807 I think I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing. 852 00:41:08,808 --> 00:41:10,576 - (CHUCKLES) - Hmm? 853 00:41:10,577 --> 00:41:13,611 - Yeah. - It's working for me. 854 00:41:32,010 --> 00:41:38,010 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 64565

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