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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,438 --> 00:00:12,573 "In our darkest hour, 2 00:00:12,606 --> 00:00:19,146 we commit these souls unsettled to graves unblessed." 3 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:21,283 Why's everything a goddamn poem? 4 00:00:21,315 --> 00:00:23,117 Stan! Help me! 5 00:00:23,151 --> 00:00:24,852 She's gonna burn me alive! 6 00:00:24,885 --> 00:00:27,087 28 years. 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,257 I was the sheriff for 28 years. 8 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,193 Never got tied to a stake. 9 00:00:32,227 --> 00:00:35,129 You're here exactly one week. 10 00:00:37,431 --> 00:00:38,599 Geez, lady! 11 00:00:38,632 --> 00:00:40,001 Anybody ever tell you 12 00:00:40,034 --> 00:00:41,536 you look like a barrel of assholes? 13 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:46,907 Ouch. 14 00:01:08,594 --> 00:01:11,330 Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, 15 00:01:11,364 --> 00:01:15,769 in sure and certain hope of eternal life. 16 00:01:15,802 --> 00:01:19,573 And of the dear souls that Claire hath left behind, 17 00:01:19,606 --> 00:01:22,742 none more dear than her daughter, Denise, 18 00:01:22,775 --> 00:01:28,181 her beloved husband, our sheriff, Stanley Miller... 19 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:31,150 or, as we lovingly call him, Stan. 20 00:01:32,986 --> 00:01:34,288 Stanley. 21 00:01:35,787 --> 00:01:37,723 Sheriff Miller. 22 00:01:39,157 --> 00:01:42,094 "Hope will not leave us disappointed. 23 00:01:42,127 --> 00:01:43,328 Because the love of God 24 00:01:43,362 --> 00:01:47,600 has been poured out in our hearts through the Holy Spirit, 25 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:49,868 who has been given to us. 26 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,691 At the appointed time, when we were still powerless, 27 00:01:52,692 --> 00:01:54,861 Christ died for us godless men. 28 00:01:54,894 --> 00:01:56,529 It is rare 29 00:01:56,561 --> 00:01:59,998 that anyone should lay down his life for a just man, 30 00:02:00,031 --> 00:02:02,668 though it is barely possible that, for a good man, 31 00:02:02,701 --> 00:02:05,739 someone may have the courage to die." 32 00:02:05,772 --> 00:02:08,407 You want to start some shit with me? 33 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,677 - Stanley, please! - Eh, clamp. 34 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,846 Someone put you up to this? 35 00:02:14,521 --> 00:02:16,668 - What do you think? It's funny? - Dad, stop it! 36 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:18,671 Why can't we just have a nice funeral?! 37 00:02:20,538 --> 00:02:22,007 Come here. 38 00:02:26,299 --> 00:02:27,167 Dad! 39 00:02:27,168 --> 00:02:30,172 No, Stan! 40 00:02:33,185 --> 00:02:34,553 Sheriff Miller! 41 00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:36,422 Sheriff Miller! 42 00:02:36,454 --> 00:02:37,690 Somebody do something! 43 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:40,158 Sheriff Miller! 44 00:03:03,114 --> 00:03:04,182 Oh, boy. 45 00:03:10,239 --> 00:03:12,140 Oh. 46 00:03:12,524 --> 00:03:13,825 Who the hell are you? 47 00:03:13,858 --> 00:03:15,493 I could ask you the same question. 48 00:03:15,494 --> 00:03:18,031 Of course you could. That's what women do. 49 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,233 You ask them a question, 50 00:03:19,234 --> 00:03:20,168 and then they answer your question with a question. 51 00:03:20,299 --> 00:03:21,834 But do they ever answer your question? 52 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:23,735 No, no, no, no, no. 53 00:03:23,769 --> 00:03:25,771 Because that would be a sign of weakness. 54 00:03:25,804 --> 00:03:27,239 Am I right? 55 00:03:27,271 --> 00:03:28,274 Are you Sheriff Miller? 56 00:03:28,306 --> 00:03:29,574 Ah. 57 00:03:29,608 --> 00:03:32,711 You just did it again, didn't you? 58 00:03:32,744 --> 00:03:33,612 I'm Evelyn Barret. 59 00:03:33,644 --> 00:03:35,680 - Ah. - I'm the... 60 00:03:35,714 --> 00:03:37,682 n-new... 61 00:03:39,418 --> 00:03:39,883 Hmm. 62 00:03:39,884 --> 00:03:41,818 They... they said you stepped down. 63 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:44,153 I-I just assumed your deputy would be the guy... 64 00:03:44,187 --> 00:03:45,722 Leon? Yeah. 65 00:03:45,754 --> 00:03:48,191 He's about as useful as tits on a flashlight. 66 00:03:48,223 --> 00:03:51,326 His family owns the building, so if I can him, 67 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,261 I got to move the whole department 68 00:03:52,295 --> 00:03:53,430 over to the fire station, 69 00:03:53,462 --> 00:03:56,165 and what a nest of shitheads that place is. 70 00:03:56,199 --> 00:03:57,801 Honest to Christ, since when 71 00:03:57,842 --> 00:04:00,712 does pointing a hose at something make you a hero? 72 00:04:00,712 --> 00:04:01,747 Give me a break. 73 00:04:01,779 --> 00:04:04,116 Sheriff Miller, have you... 74 00:04:04,148 --> 00:04:05,818 have you been home since... 75 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:11,689 Not so much. No. 76 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:34,113 Hello? 77 00:05:01,339 --> 00:05:04,409 ♪ Ring-a-round the rosie ♪ 78 00:05:04,441 --> 00:05:07,645 ♪ Pocket full of posies ♪ 79 00:05:07,678 --> 00:05:11,717 ♪ Ashes, ashes ♪ 80 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:14,887 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 81 00:05:14,919 --> 00:05:18,523 ♪ Ring-a-round the rosie ♪ 82 00:05:18,556 --> 00:05:22,294 ♪ Pocket full of posies ♪ 83 00:05:22,327 --> 00:05:25,664 ♪ Ashes, ashes ♪ 84 00:05:25,697 --> 00:05:29,502 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 85 00:05:30,202 --> 00:05:32,671 Oh, Jesus Christ! 86 00:05:32,703 --> 00:05:33,635 Oh, hey. 87 00:05:33,636 --> 00:05:35,537 You... you want to get shot? 88 00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:37,272 No! 89 00:05:37,306 --> 00:05:39,541 I don't ever want to get shot. 90 00:05:41,510 --> 00:05:42,411 Where have you been? 91 00:05:42,445 --> 00:05:44,914 You haven't been home in like three days. 92 00:05:44,947 --> 00:05:46,282 I'm starving. 93 00:05:46,315 --> 00:05:48,384 I had some Goldfish at the wake, and that's it. 94 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:52,554 I was gonna come home, but, you know... 95 00:05:52,587 --> 00:05:54,923 Well, the bank needs Ma's life-insurance information. 96 00:05:54,957 --> 00:05:56,558 Yeah, yeah. 97 00:05:57,459 --> 00:06:01,230 All that crap's in your mother's sewing room, and... 98 00:06:01,262 --> 00:06:01,996 we're not allowed in there. 99 00:06:02,031 --> 00:06:04,334 She locked it, for God's sake. 100 00:06:05,267 --> 00:06:07,069 She called it her sacred space. 101 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:11,240 Can you imagine what she'd do if she found me in there? 102 00:06:11,272 --> 00:06:14,507 She'd... she'd... 103 00:06:18,981 --> 00:06:21,017 Oh, God damn it. 104 00:06:25,421 --> 00:06:26,688 I'm so hungry. 105 00:06:35,197 --> 00:06:39,068 You ain't entering the pie contest, are you? 106 00:06:39,101 --> 00:06:40,970 Big mistake. 107 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,606 Deputy Drinkwater. 108 00:06:43,638 --> 00:06:45,307 Just call me Leon. 109 00:06:45,341 --> 00:06:47,510 Deputy. Evie Barret. 110 00:06:47,543 --> 00:06:50,980 See, if you enter the pie contest, you might win. 111 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:52,548 And you don't want that. 112 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,517 You don't want people thinking you're some flashy outsider. 113 00:06:55,551 --> 00:06:59,221 Boston cop moves out to the sticks with her big-city pies. 114 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,390 Explain to me again how you got this job. 115 00:07:02,558 --> 00:07:05,661 Deputy is the job you want around here, not sheriff. 116 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,629 Here's the deal. 117 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:11,967 Starting today, you're as good as dead. 118 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,202 So, it's just you and your daughter? 119 00:07:13,234 --> 00:07:15,337 No man around the house? 120 00:07:17,272 --> 00:07:18,974 O-okay, so... 121 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,309 I'm as good as dead 122 00:07:21,342 --> 00:07:23,145 and I shouldn't enter the pie contest? 123 00:07:23,178 --> 00:07:24,981 Mm. There she is. 124 00:07:25,013 --> 00:07:26,715 There's the woman whose husband left her. 125 00:07:26,748 --> 00:07:27,416 What? 126 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:28,683 What? No. He didn't lea... 127 00:07:28,717 --> 00:07:31,152 You see, way back in the 1600s, 128 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:35,623 Willard's Mill had a constable named Thaddeus Eccles. 129 00:07:35,657 --> 00:07:38,327 You know the witch trials down in Salem, right? 130 00:07:38,359 --> 00:07:41,129 You know how many witches they burned down there? 131 00:07:41,162 --> 00:07:42,130 20. 132 00:07:42,164 --> 00:07:43,065 You know how many witches 133 00:07:43,099 --> 00:07:45,401 Thaddeus Eccles burned in Willard's Mill? 134 00:07:46,435 --> 00:07:48,538 172. 135 00:07:50,171 --> 00:07:55,176 One person burned 172 people for witchcraft? 136 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,279 One sheriff. 137 00:08:00,248 --> 00:08:03,219 And ever since, every sheriff we've ever had 138 00:08:03,252 --> 00:08:06,756 has died an early, violent, horrible death. 139 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:08,056 Eh. 140 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:10,459 Except Stan, right? 141 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,361 Except Stan. 142 00:08:12,394 --> 00:08:15,999 I think someone or something was looking out for him. 143 00:08:19,534 --> 00:08:21,270 Hey. 144 00:08:21,303 --> 00:08:23,372 You know what? 145 00:08:23,404 --> 00:08:26,107 You should enter that pie contest. 146 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:28,109 Enter it and win. 147 00:08:28,142 --> 00:08:30,380 You got to live life while you can. 148 00:08:50,732 --> 00:08:53,402 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. 149 00:09:12,554 --> 00:09:15,357 Didn't I say that when Mommy's not home, Karen's in charge? 150 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,724 But I don't want a new nanny. 151 00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:18,227 I like Tallon. 152 00:09:18,259 --> 00:09:20,295 I-I like Tallon, too. 153 00:09:20,329 --> 00:09:22,397 Sheriff. 154 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,499 You've got a visitor. 155 00:09:27,503 --> 00:09:30,772 Uh, you know, Mommy's gonna have to call you back, sweetheart. 156 00:09:53,995 --> 00:09:57,177 Claire Miller, what the hell were you up to? 157 00:09:57,447 --> 00:09:59,115 And one and two and... 158 00:09:59,116 --> 00:10:02,387 Did, uh... did you ever see your mother with this book? 159 00:10:02,738 --> 00:10:04,607 - Yeah, all the time. - down and... 160 00:10:04,639 --> 00:10:06,507 Really? How come I didn't? 161 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:07,709 'Cause you were never home, and when you were, 162 00:10:07,743 --> 00:10:09,777 you just sat in your chair and you didn't pay no attention. 163 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,280 Of course I don't pay no attention, 164 00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:12,881 you two sitting around all day, 165 00:10:12,915 --> 00:10:15,618 chirping away like two birds fighting over an onion ring. 166 00:10:15,651 --> 00:10:16,584 Give me a break. 167 00:10:16,618 --> 00:10:18,521 What... What is this thing? 168 00:10:18,554 --> 00:10:19,555 It's Mom's necklace book. 169 00:10:19,589 --> 00:10:21,790 You know Mom's necklace with the glass thingy? 170 00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:23,225 She used to put it on the page, 171 00:10:23,258 --> 00:10:24,692 and she'd read the words through the glass. 172 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,761 She did it all the time before she went out. 173 00:10:26,795 --> 00:10:28,697 - Before she went out? - Yeah. 174 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,498 She'd go out after you went to bed. 175 00:10:30,532 --> 00:10:32,368 - Doing what? - I don't know. 176 00:10:32,401 --> 00:10:33,702 Where is this necklace now? 177 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,735 Well, she liked it so much, 178 00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:36,704 I put it on her, you know, down in the... pbht. 179 00:10:36,738 --> 00:10:39,407 - The grave? - Yeah. 180 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,377 That's just terrific work. 181 00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:42,945 - One and two. - Broke the mold. 182 00:10:42,978 --> 00:10:45,314 - Good job. Okay. - Judy, I like your buns. 183 00:10:45,347 --> 00:10:47,516 I'm gonna get those buns. 184 00:10:47,549 --> 00:10:48,684 Hello. 185 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:49,951 I'm Evie Barret. 186 00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:51,820 How can I help you? 187 00:10:51,853 --> 00:10:53,354 I just thought I'd stop by 188 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:56,291 and meet the new constable. 189 00:10:56,325 --> 00:10:59,762 The last one wasn't very nice to me, you know. 190 00:11:00,963 --> 00:11:04,266 Are you the woman from the funeral? 191 00:11:04,299 --> 00:11:06,368 Is that your daughter? 192 00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:10,244 She's lovely. 193 00:11:10,313 --> 00:11:11,315 Uh, thank you. 194 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:15,277 Sorry, I didn't catch your name. 195 00:11:19,815 --> 00:11:22,383 Aah! 196 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,952 There's no meddling old biddy 197 00:11:23,985 --> 00:11:28,423 to protect you or him anymore! 198 00:11:28,456 --> 00:11:32,493 Bring me her seeing stone! 199 00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:37,900 Bring me her seeing stone!! 200 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:49,878 Mm. 201 00:11:55,617 --> 00:11:56,718 Now what? 202 00:11:56,719 --> 00:12:00,100 All I want to do is nothing, and I can't even do that. 203 00:12:00,101 --> 00:12:01,084 For the love of God. 204 00:12:01,156 --> 00:12:02,858 I think it's the TV. 205 00:12:07,996 --> 00:12:09,498 For the love of God. 206 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,155 There you go. 207 00:12:17,165 --> 00:12:18,968 - Surprise! - Aah! 208 00:12:31,395 --> 00:12:33,298 Sheriff Miller? 209 00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:35,366 You know that, uh, woman from the funeral 210 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,367 that you beat up? 211 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,604 I think she attacked me in my office today. 212 00:12:40,472 --> 00:12:42,374 Oh, I-I-I see. 213 00:12:42,406 --> 00:12:45,543 Now it's... Now it's your office? 214 00:12:47,178 --> 00:12:48,279 I have to tell you... that... that... that... 215 00:12:48,313 --> 00:12:50,049 that was... that was pretty quick. 216 00:12:50,082 --> 00:12:53,117 What I'm saying is... I think that we... 217 00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,318 I think we're cursed. 218 00:12:54,351 --> 00:12:56,387 Well, don't crap an apple. 219 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:59,657 I will take care of it. 220 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,525 When? 221 00:13:00,558 --> 00:13:02,493 Uh... in a minute. 222 00:13:02,526 --> 00:13:04,095 I mean, now is a good time. 223 00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:04,930 Oh, dear God. 224 00:13:04,962 --> 00:13:07,299 One day in charge, and look at you. 225 00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:09,117 Mrs. Do This, Do That. 226 00:13:09,118 --> 00:13:12,055 Has it even occurred to you to ask me why 227 00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:16,827 I'm laying facedown in my yard, holding two bags of skin? 228 00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:18,794 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 229 00:13:18,828 --> 00:13:22,417 Of course... Of course it hasn't, because... 230 00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:24,354 it's all about you, isn't it? 231 00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:28,268 Well, I have a... I have a gangbuster suggestion for you. 232 00:13:28,269 --> 00:13:29,906 Here... Here's a souvenir for a happy fan. 233 00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:30,818 What? What is... 234 00:13:30,819 --> 00:13:33,721 Why don't you just go home, make a salad, 235 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:35,323 have some wine, get your period, 236 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,692 call your mother, just go nuts, 237 00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:39,527 do whatever it is that you people seem to do, 238 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,598 and let me take care of it. 239 00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:44,567 No, you can't come over. 240 00:13:44,599 --> 00:13:46,868 I'm babysitting the new sheriff's daughter. 241 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,174 Hold on. 242 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,679 You must be Karen. 243 00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:00,583 I'm Grace's grandmother. 244 00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,518 May I come in? 245 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,103 What are you doing? 246 00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:30,605 What does it look like I'm doing? 247 00:14:30,806 --> 00:14:32,216 I'm digging up my wife. 248 00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,969 May I ask why? 249 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,007 Oh, no reason. 250 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:39,546 All right, look, Stan, if... if this is real, 251 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:42,165 then we're gonna have to work together. 252 00:14:42,199 --> 00:14:43,897 No, we're not. 253 00:14:43,898 --> 00:14:46,768 Sheriff Miller, if you don't tell me 254 00:14:46,801 --> 00:14:50,272 why you weren't killed in office... 255 00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:52,907 I might kill you now that you're out. 256 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,815 Oh, my God. 257 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,256 So, your wife was keeping you alive. 258 00:15:07,288 --> 00:15:08,423 Well, it's like I said... 259 00:15:08,456 --> 00:15:12,293 I-I haven't been in here since that gay cop show was on. 260 00:15:12,326 --> 00:15:14,962 - What gay cop show? - "Starsky & Hutch." 261 00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:16,877 Starsky and Hutch weren't gay. 262 00:15:18,011 --> 00:15:19,544 Guy's sweater had a belt. 263 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,335 Give me a break. 264 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,704 You're a cop. Read the signs, would you? 265 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:23,776 Stan, look at this. 266 00:15:23,776 --> 00:15:24,777 No! 267 00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,621 Not until you say Starsky and Hutch were gay. 268 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,578 Just come here, would you? 269 00:15:28,613 --> 00:15:31,249 I think this is the... like, the town ledger 270 00:15:31,282 --> 00:15:32,783 that's documenting Constable Eccles 271 00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:35,186 and... and all the witch burnings. 272 00:15:35,219 --> 00:15:38,056 - Isn't this the woman from the funeral? - Yeah. 273 00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:39,557 Her name was, uh... 274 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,225 yeah, Stella Stanas. 275 00:15:41,258 --> 00:15:42,726 It says her last words 276 00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:44,328 before she was burned alive on the stake 277 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,698 was a-a-a curse on all future constables 278 00:15:47,731 --> 00:15:49,033 of Willard's Mill. 279 00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:50,768 Get a load of this shit. 280 00:15:50,802 --> 00:15:52,070 This is written in some kind of 281 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:54,439 ass-backwards Mexican cha-cha talk. 282 00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:56,307 Supposedly, Claire's necklace 283 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,609 helped you read all this baloney. 284 00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:00,612 Oh! Where is it? 285 00:16:01,178 --> 00:16:04,114 Oh, now, it's funny you'd mention that. 286 00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:06,718 You want to take your best guess 287 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,752 at just exactly what I was trying to get 288 00:16:08,786 --> 00:16:11,390 when you threatened to kill me? 289 00:16:13,157 --> 00:16:14,292 Why didn't you say something? 290 00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:17,328 Just to prove you don't have any idea what you're doing. 291 00:16:17,669 --> 00:16:20,444 You women... you always got to be right. 292 00:16:20,445 --> 00:16:22,480 "I got to be right. It's important I'm right. 293 00:16:22,513 --> 00:16:24,829 I got to be right this week, next week, all month, this ..." 294 00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:29,901 You risked both of our lives just to tell me I was wrong? 295 00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:32,575 Personal foul. You just did it again. 296 00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:33,806 - Wh... - I asked you a question. 297 00:16:33,807 --> 00:16:36,573 You answered my question with a question. You were wrong. 298 00:16:36,574 --> 00:16:38,043 Try it on for size. See... See if you can say it. 299 00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:39,310 - This is unbelievable. - "I was wrong." 300 00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:40,613 And for the Daily Double, 301 00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:42,748 include, "Starsky and Hutch were gay." 302 00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:44,250 - Well... - Go ahead, give... give that a try. 303 00:16:44,282 --> 00:16:46,752 You can't even do it. 304 00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:48,621 You can't. You can't. 305 00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:50,655 We are gonna go back to the cemetery 306 00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,691 and dig up your dead wife. 307 00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:54,594 Yeah. 308 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,497 Soon as I call my sitter. 309 00:17:12,971 --> 00:17:13,973 Grace! 310 00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:16,139 Oh, Jesus! 311 00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:18,383 Karen! 312 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,085 Don't be mad. 313 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:21,821 Grace's grandmother came over to get her, 314 00:17:21,854 --> 00:17:23,788 but Grace said she didn't know who she was, 315 00:17:23,822 --> 00:17:25,157 so I tried to stop it. 316 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,558 Karen, w-where is Grace? 317 00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:27,675 Hey. 318 00:17:27,676 --> 00:17:29,679 If I'm dead, I shouldn't be talking, right? 319 00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:32,027 Karen, where is my daughter?! 320 00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:34,531 I know! 321 00:17:43,132 --> 00:17:45,468 What if I don't need no book or spell, huh? 322 00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:48,204 What if I just hit her over the head with a pipe? 323 00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:50,407 Or a series of pipes. 324 00:18:02,352 --> 00:18:04,488 Oh, for the love of God. 325 00:18:05,988 --> 00:18:07,457 Stan, help me! 326 00:18:07,489 --> 00:18:09,759 Evie, why'd you do that? 327 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:10,894 I didn't. 328 00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:13,930 This is the gravesite of all those people who got burned. 329 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,164 And Stella's got Grace. 330 00:18:15,198 --> 00:18:17,434 She's gonna burn me alive. 331 00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:20,402 28 years. 332 00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:23,540 I was the sheriff for 28 years. 333 00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:25,475 Never got tied to a stake. 334 00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:27,410 You're here exactly one week... 335 00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:29,378 Could you just untie me, please? 336 00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:31,247 One week. 337 00:18:34,049 --> 00:18:35,551 Geez, lady! 338 00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:36,819 Anybody ever tell you 339 00:18:36,853 --> 00:18:38,555 you look like a barrel of assholes? 340 00:18:41,924 --> 00:18:43,226 Grace! 341 00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:47,364 Grace! 342 00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:57,140 Stella Stanas! 343 00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:58,307 Uh, using my authority 344 00:18:58,341 --> 00:19:01,311 as the current constable of the Willard's Mill township, 345 00:19:01,343 --> 00:19:04,603 I hereby pardon you of the false charge of witchcraft. 346 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,403 Pipe to the head. 347 00:19:09,705 --> 00:19:11,040 Never fails. 348 00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,416 Not that I've ever... 349 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:15,019 done that to a suspect. 350 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:18,089 That would, of course, be... 351 00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:19,423 illegal. 352 00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:21,926 - Mommy. - It's okay, sweetie. 353 00:19:22,254 --> 00:19:23,054 Mommy's here. 354 00:19:23,088 --> 00:19:24,424 You know, I always hated this thing. 355 00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:25,425 It looks like that crap you get 356 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,592 at those Renaissance fairs over towards Vermont. 357 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,228 You ever... You ever go to those things? 358 00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:31,230 They are for shit. 359 00:19:31,263 --> 00:19:33,499 But they got themselves a turkey leg. 360 00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:35,534 Oh, doctor! 361 00:19:37,102 --> 00:19:39,171 Un-Un-Untie you. Right. 362 00:19:39,205 --> 00:19:40,740 Right. There we go. 363 00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:41,640 Thanks. 364 00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:44,010 - There you go. - Okay. 365 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,045 28 years. 366 00:19:47,079 --> 00:19:48,246 Oh, God, sweetie. 367 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,083 Okay. All right. 368 00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:52,085 I need you to go hide behind that tree... okay?... 369 00:19:52,118 --> 00:19:54,153 and don't come out until I say it's safe. 370 00:19:54,186 --> 00:19:56,523 Okay? Can you do that? All right. 371 00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:01,060 I can't read this thing. 372 00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:02,227 I didn't bring my glasses. 373 00:20:02,261 --> 00:20:03,997 Well, here. 374 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:04,965 Uh... all right. 375 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:08,200 Okay, it says we need to encircle her in salt. 376 00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:10,303 Shit. We don't have salt. 377 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,205 The hell we don't. 378 00:20:13,238 --> 00:20:14,113 Wha... 379 00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:18,327 Uh, you're... you're gonna judge me because I steal condiments? 380 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,056 "In the name of the great lady I hunt by sea, 381 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,625 by flower, by fruit of evil ..." 382 00:20:32,658 --> 00:20:35,361 Again, like those Renaissance fairs in Vermont 383 00:20:35,393 --> 00:20:37,362 but... boy, oh, boy... that's good eatin'. 384 00:20:37,396 --> 00:20:38,498 Aah! 385 00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:45,572 Aah! 386 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:53,762 Ugh. 387 00:20:54,146 --> 00:20:55,618 Come on, you. Let's go. 388 00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:01,086 - Creature of night... - Come on, you son of a... 389 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,388 You want some of that medicine? 390 00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:04,289 - Let the sacred circle bind you. - How do you like this? 391 00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:05,557 Great mother of three times three, 392 00:21:05,591 --> 00:21:07,760 I cast thy magic upon you 393 00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:09,795 a-and banish thee from the realm of the mortals! 394 00:21:22,507 --> 00:21:27,345 So... according to that book... 395 00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:28,581 we're still cursed. 396 00:21:28,613 --> 00:21:32,150 There's 171 other demons who... 397 00:21:32,184 --> 00:21:35,421 are determined to carry it out. 398 00:21:35,454 --> 00:21:37,823 Eh. I wouldn't worry about it. 399 00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:46,634 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com - 27364

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