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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:17,136 # And here's a hand, my trusty fiere 2 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:22,130 # And gie's a hand o' thine 3 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:27,016 # We'll tak' a cup o' kindness now 4 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:32,533 # For auld lang syne 5 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:39,539 Brothers, Sons of the Desert. 6 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:42,618 We are all familiar with the business of this special meeting. 7 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:46,813 This oasis must meet the situation with determination. 8 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:48,932 Oooh! 9 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,055 Thank you. 10 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:03,731 I repeat. This oasis must face the situation with determination. 11 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:06,056 Every man must be accounted for. 12 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:11,459 Every man must do his part. There must be no weaklings in our midst. 13 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:16,256 We must put our very hearts and souls into this great undertaking. 14 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:21,853 There must be no thought of failure. We must stand shoulder to shoulder. 15 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:26,254 We must work, we must sacrifice. 16 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:29,691 The weak must be helped by the strong. 17 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:36,130 For gentlemen, this, the oldest lodge in the Great Order of the Sons of the Desert 18 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:42,290 must be represented 100% at our annual convention in Chicago next week. 19 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,011 We will now take the oath. 20 00:04:56,940 --> 00:05:01,695 And remember: once taken, this oath has never been broken by any man, 21 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:07,020 down through the centuries of time, in the history of this fraternal organisation. 22 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:11,213 If any member is doubtful of his strength to keep this solemn pledge, 23 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:13,934 he will please be seated. 24 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:19,770 Get up! 25 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,611 - I don't want to... - Shh! 26 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:26,698 Place yourself in position to receive the oath. 27 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:34,973 Do you all swear to be present at our 87th annual convention in Chicago? 28 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:37,171 I do! 29 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,376 Me, too. 30 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,417 Wholeheartedly unanimous. 31 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:48,817 # We are the Sons of the Desert 32 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:52,177 # Having the time of our lives 33 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:55,611 # Marching along 10,000 strong 34 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:59,017 # Ta ta, my sweetheart and wife, God bless them 35 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:02,337 # Tramp, tramp, tramp the boys are marching 36 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:05,737 # As a unit melody 37 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:13,820 # The Sons of the Desert are we. 38 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:19,572 - Why didn't you want to take the oath? - I was afraid. 39 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,418 Afraid of what? 40 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:27,411 I was afraid that if I took the oath to go to the convention, maybe my wife wouldn't let me go. 41 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,896 Of course she'll let you go. Why, she'll have to let you go. 42 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,888 - You took an oath! - I know. That's what I'm worrying about. 43 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:38,410 The Exhausted Ruler said that if you took an oath, 44 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:44,729 it would have to be broken for generations of centuries of hundreds of years. 45 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:49,775 - My wife wouldn't... - Do you have to ask your wife everything? 46 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:53,052 If I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do. 47 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:54,693 - Hm! - I didn't want... 48 00:06:54,900 --> 00:07:00,293 I never realised that such a deplorable condition existed in your home. 49 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,898 Why don't you pattern your life after mine? 50 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:09,059 I go places and do things and then tell my wife. 51 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:17,258 Every man should be the king in his own castle! 52 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:48,488 Now, buck up. Go in and tell her that you're going to the convention. 53 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:51,931 Be a man. I'll see you in the morning. 54 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:13,092 - Good night. - Good night. 55 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,372 - Ollie, dear. - Yes, sugar? 56 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:25,253 - Is Stanley with you? - He just went in the house. 57 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:29,817 You'd better tell him that Betty went duck-hunting and won't get back until late. 58 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:32,136 Alrighty. 59 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:35,210 - Oliver? - Yes, baby? 60 00:08:35,420 --> 00:08:38,651 Please close the door. There's an awful draught in here. 61 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:55,889 What do you want? 62 00:08:56,980 --> 00:08:58,777 How did you get in there? 63 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:01,699 I was looking for Betty and came in the back way. I thought... 64 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,778 Betty has gone duck-hunting and won't be home until late. 65 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:08,211 - Oh. Well, good night. - Good night. 66 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,091 What? 67 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:23,372 Do you realise that you have locked me out? 68 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:26,014 Why don't you ring the bell? She'll let you in. 69 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,368 Don't get nervous. She'll be here in a minute. 70 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:36,253 Where do you think I live? 71 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:54,088 What do you think this is? Halloween? Come in here, you bad boy. 72 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:55,813 Come on! 73 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:32,012 - What do you want? - I've locked myself out. 74 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,572 - Oh, sugar? - Yes? 75 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:40,171 Do you mind if Stanley stays with us until Betty comes home? 76 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:43,417 - He's locked out. - Oh, alright. 77 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:14,691 What are you eating? 78 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,770 - An apple. - Where did you get it? 79 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:22,849 - In there. - Why, that's not real fruit! It's imitation! 80 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:24,971 It's made of wax! 81 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:33,819 What has he been doing now? 82 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,739 He's been eating that phoney fruit. 83 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:42,614 Oh, so that'swhere it's been going! That's the third apple I've missed this week! 84 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:48,735 - What's new, sugar? - Oh, nothing much. What's new with you? 85 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:51,898 - Oh, nothing to speak of. - Yes, there is. 86 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,091 You didn't tell her about going to the convention. 87 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,530 What convention? 88 00:13:56,740 --> 00:14:00,892 That's right. I'm glad you reminded me. 89 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:08,852 The Sons of the Desert are giving their annual convention in Chicago next week 90 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:10,698 and Stan and I are going. 91 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:14,210 - Oh, you are? - We thought that the trip would do us good. 92 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,537 Besides being good for us in a business way. 93 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:22,530 You see, we'll meet new friends and... see a lot of new faces 94 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:27,131 and the change of climate will be good for us in a good many ways. 95 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:31,219 And besides, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 96 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,217 Jack who? 97 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:38,212 I hope you have a nice time, dear. 98 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,218 - Thank you, sugar. - Ha, Ha! 99 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:46,099 - What's that for? - Just this: you are not going. 100 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,451 - What do you mean I'm not going? - Just that! 101 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:53,448 You're not going to the convention. You're going to the mountains with me. 102 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,419 But he can't go to the mountains. He took an oath. 103 00:14:56,620 --> 00:15:01,819 - The Exhausted Ruler said that... - Now, listen, dodo! You keep out of this! 104 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,614 Wait a minute, sugar. There's no use getting excited. 105 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,209 You're making a mountain out of a molehill. 106 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:10,730 Certainly, life isn't short enough. 107 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,737 - Are you going? - Huh? 108 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:17,377 - I said, ''Are you going?'' - Yes, sugar... Mrs Hardy. 109 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:20,333 - Who said so? - Him. 110 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:25,577 Oh... Well, you can do as you please, 111 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,340 but you're going to the mountains with me! 112 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:30,735 Now, wait a minute! You listen to this. 113 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:35,411 I want this understood once and for all! 114 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:39,056 I'm not going to the convention, I'm going to the mountains. 115 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:42,411 That's just what I said: that you're not going to the mountains, 116 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,612 that you're going to the... that you're going to the mountains! 117 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:49,290 - Why don't you compromise? - What do you mean, ''compromise''? 118 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,138 - He means... - Shut up! 119 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:54,013 If you think you're gallivanting off with a lot of hoodlums, 120 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,337 to any convention whenever you want to... Not for a minute, you're not! 121 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:01,374 Here I am, slaving day after day, washing and ironing 'til my fingers bleed. 122 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,174 - Do you appreciate it? Do you? - Well, you don't... 123 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,336 Oh, shut up! Don't talk back to me! 124 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:10,374 Just because I'm an unselfish, what does it get me? Working for you and your interests! 125 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:13,219 I've planned a vacation for you in the mountains, at a nice resort 126 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,854 where they play bridge and have lectures on art. 127 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,574 I fight crowds in department stores, dying of the heat, 128 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:23,092 killing myself trying to get a nice mountain outfit together! Why? Why?! 129 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,655 - Why? - You keep out of this! 130 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,613 I'll tell you why. So you won't be ashamed of me. 131 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,732 And do you appreciate it? Do you? Ha, ha! 132 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,374 You want to run off to the convention. 133 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:37,538 Convention! You'll go to the convention over my dead body. 134 00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:40,379 I'll put you in jail first. And you, too! 135 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:44,812 With the rest of the Sons of the... oh, the Sons of the Desert! 136 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,811 Ooohh! 137 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,898 Oh... 138 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:25,699 - What do you think? - Oh, don't pay any attention to her. 139 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:29,131 She's only clowning. She'll snap out of it. 140 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,932 Ohh! 141 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:42,172 - Are you going to stand for that? - You're darned right I won't stand for it. 142 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:46,896 I'm the boss in this house, and when I say I'm going to the convention, I'm going... 143 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:07,691 - Oh, Lottie! - Hello, Betty. Come on in. 144 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:11,734 - I didn't have very good luck. Here's a couple. - Thanks, Betty. 145 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:16,456 - What's the matter, Lottie? You look worried. - I just had a run-in with my barnacle. 146 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,333 - Stanley's in there, too. - Oh... 147 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:22,850 And furthermore, you're making a big mistake. 148 00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:25,373 What do you mean? 149 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:30,131 If you're not careful she'll get the upper hand of you, mark my words. 150 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:33,935 The upper hand of me? Hm, impossible! 151 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:36,529 Alright, have it your own way. 152 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:43,088 I may not be king of my castle, but I certainly wouldn't allow my wife to wear any pants. 153 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,613 I'd like to see my old woman throwing things around. 154 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:53,213 It's disgraceful. I never heard of such goings-off... on. 155 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:59,250 If my ball and chain ever talked to me... If she even dared to raise her... 156 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:02,020 - Do you know what I would say? - What? 157 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:05,534 I'd say... Hello, honey. 158 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,571 I... 159 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:14,971 Well, you think it over. I'll see you in the morning. 160 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:45,732 Ooohh, ooohh... 161 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:54,256 There, now. There. That's better. 162 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,928 I wonder what could be the matter with me. 163 00:19:57,140 --> 00:20:00,291 It looks to me like a severe nervous breakdown. 164 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,015 You've gone all to pieces! And it happened so suddenly. 165 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:08,498 Probably that terrible argument we had the other night caused it all. 166 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:11,009 I wouldn't be a bit surprised. 167 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,576 - Where's Stanley? - He's gone out. 168 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,340 Where did he go? 169 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:23,532 He didn't want me to tell you, but he's awfully worried about you 170 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,935 and he thought you ought to have a doctor. 171 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:29,815 Why did you let him do that? You know I don't like doctors. 172 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:34,730 Now, now. Don't get all upset. I know what's good for you. 173 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:39,092 You're going to have a doctor, and you're going to do just what the doctor says. 174 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:43,532 Alright, sweetheart. You always know what's best. 175 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,459 Uuhh! Uuhh! 176 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:51,290 Listen, darling. I'll get you some aspirin. Oh, and I'll get you some more hot water. 177 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:57,576 Hey. 178 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:21,419 - Did you get the doctor? - He'll be here in a few minutes. 179 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:26,410 Good. Did you fix it with him to tell me that I have to go to Honolulu for my nerves? 180 00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:32,698 - Our plan is working out great. - It sure is. I've got it all fixed. 181 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,937 But why do you want to go to Honolulu? 182 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:41,609 Don't you understand that this is only a subterfuge? 183 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:48,375 To throw the wives off the track so that we can go to the convention. 184 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,412 Oh, then you're not going to the mountains? 185 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:54,850 Of course not. 186 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:58,937 We're supposed to go there so that the wives will think that we... 187 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:11,293 Not you! 188 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:15,617 - Stan, did you get a doctor? - Yes, ma'am. The best in town. 189 00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:21,929 Oh, fine. Here, darling. Here's your aspirin. Now, take your feet out. 190 00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:28,890 There. Now try that. 191 00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:31,019 Aaargh! 192 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:35,697 Oh, you poor dear! I'll get you some cold water. 193 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:44,539 - What are you doing? - I've lost the aspirin. Can you move over a bit? 194 00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:48,610 Move over a bit more, I can't find it. 195 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,136 Aargh! 196 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:56,539 Up, out you go! Oh, you poor thing! Oh, my goodness! 197 00:22:56,740 --> 00:23:00,892 - Oh, you poor darling. - Get that thing out of there! 198 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:06,809 Come here, dear. Sit down there. 199 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:09,818 Why... Aargh! 200 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:15,455 Get me out of here! 201 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:18,458 Oh, my boiled little sugar bunny! 202 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:25,851 I'm so sorry, darling. I'm so sorry. 203 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,972 Ooh! 204 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:39,659 Get that thing out of here! Oh, I'm so sorry, darling. 205 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,416 - Oh, darling. You sit down. - Alright. 206 00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:52,374 I think I'd better go and get some dry clothes on. 207 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:54,969 Will you get out of my way? 208 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:07,489 You wax-eater! 209 00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,818 Oh... 210 00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:47,256 You're perspiring. Maybe you have got a fever. 211 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:53,498 I do feel hot. You'd better take my temperature. 212 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,816 Get that thermometer. 213 00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:59,808 - The what? - Thermometer. You'll find it on the shelf. 214 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,538 Oh... 215 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,611 What does it say? 216 00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:28,850 ''Wet and windy.'' 217 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:35,856 That's a barometer! 218 00:25:53,980 --> 00:25:56,096 Why did you get a veterinarian? 219 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,416 I didn't think his religion would make any difference. 220 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,536 This way, Doctor. 221 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:10,058 - This is Mr Hardy. - Hello, Doctor. 222 00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:13,457 Doctor, I'm so glad you're here. My husband's been suffering terribly. 223 00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:15,696 What seems to be the trouble? 224 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:18,289 I think he's suffering from a nervous shakedown. 225 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,536 Oh. 226 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,857 O-ho... 227 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:26,857 Aha... 228 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:30,617 Aha... 229 00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,452 My, my, my... 230 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:41,256 - What is it, Doctor? - It looks like a bad case of canis deliris. 231 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,974 - As bad as that? - Even worse. 232 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:47,331 It might be double canis deliris. 233 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:52,568 - If it's that bad, you should give him something. - Oh, Doctor! You must give him something. 234 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:56,773 Now there, darling, you be quiet. Oh, my poor little lambkin. 235 00:26:56,980 --> 00:27:00,450 He's going to be alright. Yes, he is. 236 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:04,858 Sit up, sit up. 237 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,490 Open up your mouth. 238 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:20,533 There, darling. Everything is going to be alright. 239 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:23,652 - Do you think I'd better put him to bed? - No, no. 240 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:29,093 What he really needs is a long ocean voyage with plenty of tropical air and sun. 241 00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:33,213 I suggest a trip to... a trip to... 242 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,574 ..Honolulu. 243 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,453 But Doctor, wouldn't the mountains do as well? 244 00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:41,697 I'm a very bad sailor and I can't stand the water. 245 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:44,619 No. I'm sorry, Mrs Hardy. 246 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:49,257 A voyage to Honolulu is the only cure for your husband. 247 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:57,372 I won't go to Honolulu. 248 00:27:57,580 --> 00:28:00,731 If you can't go, sugar, I'lljust stay at home and suffer. 249 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:04,455 You'll do nothing of the kind. If the doctor says you must go to Honolulu, 250 00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:06,730 you'll do just as the doctor says. 251 00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:11,809 But I can't go to Honolulu alone. I've got to have someone to take care of me. 252 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:15,092 Maybe Stanley will be kind enough to go with you. 253 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:19,373 Well, I never thought of that. Will you go, Stanley? 254 00:28:19,580 --> 00:28:21,969 - Where? - To Honolulu! 255 00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:24,648 - I can't go to Honolulu. - Why? 256 00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:26,578 I'm going to the convention. 257 00:28:26,780 --> 00:28:29,010 What do you mean you're going to the convention? 258 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:32,769 I forgot to tell you. I asked Betty and she said that I could go. 259 00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:35,540 That settles it. I'm not going to Honolulu. 260 00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:40,177 Oh, yes, you are. You're going to Honolulu if you have to go alone! 261 00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:45,579 If I have to go to Honolulu alone, he's going with me! 262 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:05,492 Hey! Kitty, kitty, kitty! Boo, boo, boo, boo! 263 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:08,651 Hey! Isn't she a ''Dob''? 264 00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:38,295 - Texas 97! - Texas 93! 265 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:42,015 - New York 43! - Washington 27! 266 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,218 Texas 97! 267 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:23,777 Hey! Oh, no, no, no... That's still going to go on the floor. 268 00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:28,770 - Well, well, well... California, eh? - 19. 269 00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:32,973 Hey, I bet you don't grow flowers there that smell like this. 270 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:42,412 That's a ''Dob'', isn't it, boy? 271 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:51,972 Can you take it? Say, boys, come on! 272 00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:54,853 Come over to my table and have a drink. 273 00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:58,815 Oh boy, oh boy! Right, sit down. 274 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:01,098 Sit down! 275 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:05,812 Hey, waiter! A bottle of champagne! 276 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:09,576 Oh, boy! Ha, ha, ha! 277 00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:11,498 Have a cigarette. 278 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:21,496 Have a cigarette. 279 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,774 You guys are killing me! 280 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:33,175 Great gag, huh? Great gag. 281 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:38,573 # Down on a South Sea island 282 00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:41,419 # Underneath the beauty of the stars 283 00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:47,172 # I strayed upon some maidens who were strumming on their guitars 284 00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:52,852 # A hula maid was dancing and I knew I'd found my paradise 285 00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:57,770 # So this is what I told her as I gazed into her eyes 286 00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:03,418 # Honolulu Baby where did you get those eyes 287 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:08,853 # And the dark complexion I just idolise? 288 00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:14,612 # Honolulu baby where did you get that style 289 00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:21,339 # And those pretty red lips and that sunny smile? 290 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:24,259 # When you start to dance your hula hooping dance 291 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,974 # Then you shake it up and down 292 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:29,569 # You shake a little here you shake a little there 293 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:31,736 # When you've got the boys going to town 294 00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:37,458 # Honolulu Baby you know your stuff 295 00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:42,814 # Honolulu Baby gonna call your bluff 296 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:46,051 # Di, di, di... 297 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,494 You see? We're killing two birds with one stone. 298 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:10,932 We're seeing as much here as we could've seen in Honolulu. 299 00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:14,018 Hey, what's the laugh? I don't get it. 300 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,176 Shall we tell him? 301 00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:20,293 Our wives think that we're in Honolulu for my health. 302 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,060 You're pulling a fast one, huh? 303 00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:08,609 Oh, boy! 304 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:13,689 What did I tell you? We've been to the convention, had a swell time, 305 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:19,736 we're going home in the morning and nobody's any the wiser. 306 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:22,659 By the way, what part of California are you fellows from? 307 00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:24,976 Los Angeles. 308 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:29,253 Los Angeles? What a small world, what a small world! 309 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,337 I've got a sister who lives out there. 310 00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:35,897 No kidding. I haven't laid eyes on her since I got out of reform school! 311 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:39,214 I've got a great idea for a gag. Know what I'll do? 312 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:44,175 I'm going to call her up long-distance and disguise my voice so she won't know who it is! 313 00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:46,416 Oh, that's a ''Dob''! 314 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:50,533 Hey, waiter! Another bottle of bubble water. I'll be right back! 315 00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:01,215 Hello? Hello? 316 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:04,332 - Here's your long-distance call. - Oh, swell! 317 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:11,059 Hello? Hello? Hello? 318 00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:14,491 I'll bet you can't guess who this is! 319 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,930 Alright, who is it? 320 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:19,051 It's your little brother Charlie. 321 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:22,491 Well, for goodness' sake! It's my brother Charlie. 322 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:24,213 Where are you? 323 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:28,095 I'm in Chicago. They're throwing a convention for me. 324 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:35,459 Well, fancy hearing from you after all these years. I haven't seen you since you sang in the choir. 325 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:40,415 And you used to pump the organ, remember? You little organ pumper, you! 326 00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:48,329 Listen, I want you to talk to a fellow from Los Angeles. A swell guy. 327 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,496 Wait a minute. Here, go ahead. 328 00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:56,496 Hello? So this is Charlie's sweet little sister. 329 00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:59,934 I feel just like I know you. 330 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:06,093 Charlie tells me you're from Los Angeles. What part? 331 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,370 All of me! 332 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:12,094 What did she say? 333 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:15,053 She asked me if I was from Los Angeles and I said, ''Yes''. 334 00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:18,457 Then she said, ''What part?'' and I said, ''All of me!'' 335 00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:21,254 Wasn't that a ''Dob''? 336 00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:31,329 You little jokester. When you get back to town, drop in and see me. 337 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:35,337 I'd just love to have you meet my husband. 338 00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:38,532 I sure will! What's the address? 339 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,058 Write this down. 340 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:46,254 2-2-2-2 Fairview Avenue. 341 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,650 2-2... 342 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,730 Eh... Goodbye, sugar. 343 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:58,850 - What did you hang up for? - We had a bad connection. 344 00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:02,416 - But isn't she a swell gal? - She sure is. 345 00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:05,692 - Uh-oh. - What's the matter, Lottie? 346 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:10,371 If I didn't know that Oliver was in Honolulu, I'd swear that was him on the phone. 347 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:15,813 They're in Honolulu, alright. But Stanley wouldn't dare lie to me. 348 00:38:17,580 --> 00:38:23,212 I'd hate to think what would happen if he ever did. 349 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,173 Let these fellows have a chance. Come on! 350 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,379 - Good evening. - Good evening. 351 00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:34,094 - Jack, how are you? - Glad to see you. 352 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:36,655 - Am I glad to see you! - Aahh! 353 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:43,212 Do you know that's my wife? 354 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:44,899 Texas 97! 355 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:47,136 New York 43! 356 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:51,450 New York 47! 357 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,179 Extra paper! Get your evening paper! 358 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:58,655 Honolulu liner sinking! Extra! 359 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:04,300 Lottie, Lottie! Look! 360 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:07,970 I just read it. What are we going to do? 361 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:11,855 I'll telephone the steamship company and ask if they've got a list of survivors. 362 00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:15,450 No! No, we go down there. Go on, get your hat! 363 00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:17,696 Alright, I'll meet you outside. 364 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:42,059 Quiet, please! Mr Ruthbert has a radiogram he wishes to read. 365 00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:45,093 This is the latest wireless report. 366 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,768 ''Honolulu Steamship Company, Los Angeles.'' 367 00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:52,815 ''The survivors of the ill-fated liner have been transferred to the rescue ship.'' 368 00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:57,935 ''A list of the casualties will be made known as soon as a complete check-up is made.'' 369 00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:03,737 ''Expect to arrive in port in 36 hours.'' Signed, Captain John Zilo. 370 00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:09,219 Oh, Betty. I do hope the boys are safe. The suspense is just killing me! 371 00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:12,059 Have courage, Lottie. Let's not think of the worst. 372 00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:16,219 Well, I try not to, but... I'm so worried about Oliver. 373 00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:19,059 You know how unselfish he always was. 374 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:22,855 He wouldn't leave that ship until everybody was saved. 375 00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:26,370 Well, if they're safe, Oliver certainly deserves a medal. 376 00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:30,653 - You know, Stanley can't swim a stroke. - Oh, I never thought of that! 377 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:52,210 Here you are, old man. Just keep the change. 378 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,816 # Honolulu Baby 379 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:05,817 # Where did you get those eyes 380 00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:09,979 # And your dark complexion that I idolise? 381 00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:14,014 # Honolulu Baby where did you get those eyes 382 00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:18,008 # And your dark complexion that I idolise? 383 00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:22,008 # Honolulu Baby where did you get those eyes 384 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:26,816 # and your dark complexion that I idolise? 385 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:29,170 Maybe they're in Betty's house. 386 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:32,129 # Honolulu Baby 387 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:34,251 # Where did you get those eyes 388 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:38,169 # And your dark complexion that I idolise? 389 00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:42,373 # Honolulu Baby where did you get those eyes 390 00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:46,619 # And your dark complexion that I idolise? 391 00:41:46,820 --> 00:41:48,731 # Honolulu Baby... 392 00:41:58,940 --> 00:42:02,330 Aloha! Baby's here! 393 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:15,929 Aloha! Baby's here! 394 00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:18,096 Aloha! 395 00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:29,690 Get that thing out of the way! 396 00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:32,050 Aloha! 397 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:36,931 Aloha! 398 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:39,536 Baby's home, sugar! 399 00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:44,529 Get out of my way! 400 00:42:48,580 --> 00:42:50,377 Aahh! 401 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:02,736 - I wonder where she is. - Maybe she went out. 402 00:43:03,343 --> 00:43:09,593 I know she went out, but what I'd like to know is where did she went! 403 00:43:10,481 --> 00:43:14,984 - Maybe she went to the mountains with Betty. - That's probably just where she is. 404 00:43:15,187 --> 00:43:16,979 She makes me sick! 405 00:43:17,181 --> 00:43:20,561 She knew we were coming today. Why did she go to the mountains? 406 00:43:20,770 --> 00:43:24,989 Well, if she didn't go to the mountains, Mohammed would have to come here. 407 00:43:28,587 --> 00:43:32,091 What has Mohammed got to do with my wife? 408 00:43:34,688 --> 00:43:36,514 ''Notes from the clubs''. 409 00:43:36,722 --> 00:43:38,547 - Ooohh! - What's the matter? 410 00:43:38,756 --> 00:43:41,739 ''Honolulu liner sinking. Foundering in typhoon.'' 411 00:43:41,946 --> 00:43:45,530 ''Passengers and crew on SS Muana in panic as wireless fails.'' 412 00:43:45,735 --> 00:43:50,000 ''Sister ship Leuana reaches scene of disaster in 90 mile gale.'' 413 00:43:50,201 --> 00:43:53,104 ''Rescue ship due back in Los Angeles harbour tomorrow.'' 414 00:43:53,312 --> 00:43:54,582 - Oh... - Oh! 415 00:43:54,787 --> 00:43:58,734 Can you beat that? I'm sure glad we didn't go. 416 00:43:58,935 --> 00:44:00,568 If we had... 417 00:44:00,809 --> 00:44:02,476 Ooohh! What are we going to do? 418 00:44:02,683 --> 00:44:05,711 We've got to get out of here. We'll spend the night in a hotel. 419 00:44:05,913 --> 00:44:08,500 Put that paper down and let's go! 420 00:44:08,705 --> 00:44:10,372 Get that! 421 00:44:12,214 --> 00:44:15,480 Pick that up so they won't know that we've been here. 422 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,421 - Betty, let me... - No, I'll pay. 423 00:44:19,632 --> 00:44:21,379 Take everything! 424 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,975 Aaahhh! 425 00:44:25,175 --> 00:44:29,440 We'll hide. No, not there! Get up! 426 00:44:33,829 --> 00:44:35,939 - Come on, get... - Ooohh! 427 00:44:38,924 --> 00:44:40,561 Oh! Get... 428 00:44:48,183 --> 00:44:52,732 - Betty, did you hear that? - I certainly did. 429 00:45:01,938 --> 00:45:04,213 There's no one in there. 430 00:45:05,138 --> 00:45:10,086 Betty, I could have sworn I heard that door close. 431 00:45:10,296 --> 00:45:13,970 It's probably our imagination. We're both so nervous and upset. 432 00:45:14,176 --> 00:45:17,804 Oh, Betty! Do you really think that they're safe? 433 00:45:18,014 --> 00:45:21,722 Don't worry, dear. Let's think for the best. 434 00:45:21,933 --> 00:45:23,685 Oh... 435 00:45:25,172 --> 00:45:27,924 Alright. Ooh! 436 00:45:28,131 --> 00:45:30,361 I have the strangest feeling. I... 437 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:35,286 I feel as if they were hovering right over me! 438 00:45:35,489 --> 00:45:37,798 Don't talk that way! You give me the jitters! 439 00:45:38,009 --> 00:45:40,806 I'm just going all to pieces! 440 00:45:41,007 --> 00:45:46,160 - If you're going to act that way, I'm going. - Don't leave me, Betty! Don't leave me here! 441 00:45:46,366 --> 00:45:48,755 We've got to face this situation with determination. 442 00:45:48,965 --> 00:45:52,116 I know, I'm doing the best I can. 443 00:45:52,324 --> 00:45:54,963 - Do you think they saw us? - Of course not! 444 00:45:55,164 --> 00:46:01,556 If they had, they'd be up here. To catch a Hardy they have to get up very early in the morning. 445 00:46:01,762 --> 00:46:05,071 - What time? - About half past... What time! 446 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,231 Shh! 447 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,953 Be careful! Do you want them to hear us? 448 00:46:12,798 --> 00:46:15,153 How are we going to get to a hotel? 449 00:46:16,118 --> 00:46:19,314 Simple. We'll go down through Betty's house. 450 00:46:24,835 --> 00:46:26,871 Locked. 451 00:46:27,075 --> 00:46:31,113 - It looks like we're here for the night. - We can't sit up here all night. 452 00:46:31,314 --> 00:46:33,349 We are not going to sit up all night. 453 00:46:33,553 --> 00:46:38,546 We'll fix ourselves a nice bed and be just as comfortable as two peas in a pod. 454 00:46:39,512 --> 00:46:41,229 Ooh! 455 00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:43,022 Oh... 456 00:46:44,950 --> 00:46:46,861 Give me a hand with the spring. 457 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,948 - Shh! - Don't shush me! 458 00:47:02,784 --> 00:47:04,820 - Shh! - Shh! 459 00:47:14,342 --> 00:47:16,491 Hold this while I get some rope. 460 00:47:25,698 --> 00:47:30,088 Don't sit there looking at me. Do something to help me! Get me some rope. 461 00:47:30,297 --> 00:47:34,255 - What are you going to do with it? - None of your business. Do as I tell you! 462 00:47:35,696 --> 00:47:38,687 - Shh! - It serves you right! 463 00:48:21,643 --> 00:48:25,317 No, Betty. Now I wish I'd let him go to the convention. 464 00:48:25,522 --> 00:48:30,436 He could be having such a good time instead of being in that awful shipwreck. 465 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,635 It's all my fault! 466 00:48:35,839 --> 00:48:39,274 Don't worry, Lottie. Maybe they're not as bad off as we think. 467 00:48:39,478 --> 00:48:44,073 Oh, Betty. If I could only see him once more. 468 00:49:04,911 --> 00:49:06,503 I can't believe it! 469 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:09,907 Just wait 'til you get back home, you inflated tadpole. 470 00:49:12,669 --> 00:49:14,101 - Sit down! - Shut up! 471 00:49:14,308 --> 00:49:17,505 - Lottie! - So Stan wouldn't dare lie to you? 472 00:49:17,707 --> 00:49:20,460 Don't you worry about it. 473 00:49:34,862 --> 00:49:38,332 - Can you imagine them going to that convention? - I don't mind that so much. 474 00:49:38,541 --> 00:49:43,056 It's the idea of them making a sucker out of me. That's what burns me up. 475 00:49:43,260 --> 00:49:45,693 - Sit down, Lottie. You make me nervous. - Oh, shut up! 476 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:49,652 Stanley wouldn't dare lie to you... Ha, ha, ha! 477 00:49:49,858 --> 00:49:53,533 It's the first time he ever did, and if it wasn't for your husband's bad influence 478 00:49:53,737 --> 00:49:55,489 this wouldn't have happened. 479 00:49:55,696 --> 00:49:57,652 Oh, is that so? 480 00:49:57,856 --> 00:50:01,165 Are you trying to infer that my husband alone was the cause of this? 481 00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:05,652 - I certainly am. - That wax-eater of yours is no different. 482 00:50:05,854 --> 00:50:07,969 He had just as much to do with it as my Oliver did. 483 00:50:08,174 --> 00:50:11,642 I admit that he lied, but there is one thing that I do know. 484 00:50:11,852 --> 00:50:16,720 When he gets back home and I ask him, he'll confess and tell me everything. 485 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:20,366 - Ha, ha, ha. - That's more than that blimp of yours will do. 486 00:50:22,969 --> 00:50:26,756 Just wait 'til I get back home and I'll show youwho the truthful one is. 487 00:50:26,968 --> 00:50:30,164 - I'll show you that my Oliver is upright. - Oh, skip it. 488 00:50:31,687 --> 00:50:34,405 There you are. Fit for a king! 489 00:50:34,606 --> 00:50:37,278 We'll have a good night's sleep, go down in the morning, 490 00:50:37,485 --> 00:50:42,558 tell them about the shipwreck, and nobody will be any the wiser. 491 00:50:42,763 --> 00:50:45,072 - I've got to hand it to you. - For what? 492 00:50:45,282 --> 00:50:50,958 For the meticulous care with which you have executed your finely formulated machinations 493 00:50:51,162 --> 00:50:54,836 in extricating us from this devastating dilemma. 494 00:50:58,879 --> 00:51:01,233 Then, on the other hand... 495 00:51:01,439 --> 00:51:03,507 - Get in bed. - Huh? 496 00:51:06,836 --> 00:51:08,667 ''Meticulous''... 497 00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:14,070 Now hold it for me. 498 00:51:19,753 --> 00:51:23,028 - Now, isn't this nice? - It sure is. 499 00:51:23,232 --> 00:51:25,587 We're just like two peas in a pot. 500 00:51:28,350 --> 00:51:31,786 Not ''pot''. ''Pod''. 501 00:51:32,629 --> 00:51:34,347 Po-d! 502 00:51:42,787 --> 00:51:44,378 Po-d. 503 00:51:46,225 --> 00:51:49,853 Good night, I'll run along. If they come here first, give me a call. 504 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,020 I'm dyingto hear Oliver's story. 505 00:51:59,702 --> 00:52:03,899 - Oh, Betty! What was that? - I'll find out. 506 00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:05,375 Wait! 507 00:52:09,859 --> 00:52:12,691 They are probably asleep and didn't hear it. 508 00:52:13,259 --> 00:52:14,850 We sure were lucky. 509 00:52:16,017 --> 00:52:19,406 Oh, Betty! Do be careful. It might be a burglar. 510 00:52:19,617 --> 00:52:23,575 Don't worry about me. I've got my gun and I've never missed yet. 511 00:52:23,775 --> 00:52:26,732 - Ohh! - Quick! Let's get on the roof! Come on! 512 00:53:01,445 --> 00:53:03,560 There's something very strange going on. 513 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,597 - I'll call the police. - That's a fine idea. 514 00:53:13,202 --> 00:53:15,953 - Now what are we going to do? - What do you think? 515 00:53:16,161 --> 00:53:19,277 I'm not going to sit here all night and catch pneumonia. 516 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:24,473 We'll ride down the drainpipe, put our clothes on in the garage and go to a hotel. 517 00:53:24,678 --> 00:53:27,317 You can do what you like, but I'm going home. 518 00:53:27,517 --> 00:53:31,146 - What are you going to tell Betty? - I'll tell her everything. 519 00:53:31,357 --> 00:53:33,790 - So, you're turning yellow. - Huh? 520 00:53:33,996 --> 00:53:36,225 You're yellow. 521 00:53:39,554 --> 00:53:43,024 - It must be the lightning. - You little double-crosser! 522 00:53:43,233 --> 00:53:45,303 If you go downstairs and spill the beans, 523 00:53:45,512 --> 00:53:48,868 I'll tell Betty that I caught you smoking a cigarette. 524 00:53:49,071 --> 00:53:53,188 Alright, go ahead and tell her. What do you think..? 525 00:53:53,390 --> 00:53:56,905 - Would you tell her that? - I certainly would. 526 00:53:59,149 --> 00:54:01,298 - Would you? - I would. 527 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:09,497 You know what we'll do? We'll climb down the garage and change our clothes in the drainpipe. 528 00:54:09,706 --> 00:54:15,654 Then we'll go to a hotel and we'll be just as comfortable as two peas in a po-d. 529 00:54:18,343 --> 00:54:20,573 Go on. Get down. Go on. 530 00:54:20,783 --> 00:54:22,818 You'll have me catching ammonia... pneumonia! 531 00:54:41,057 --> 00:54:43,252 Spread your legs! 532 00:54:52,653 --> 00:54:58,648 - Why did you tell me to spread my legs? - I didn't want you to get your feet wet. 533 00:54:58,852 --> 00:55:00,967 Help me get out of here! 534 00:55:13,168 --> 00:55:15,237 Don't tell him anything. 535 00:55:15,447 --> 00:55:18,165 - What's going on here? - Nothing, Officer. 536 00:55:18,367 --> 00:55:20,675 - Where do you live? - I'd rather not say. 537 00:55:20,886 --> 00:55:23,399 - So you don't want to talk? - Well, it's just... 538 00:55:23,605 --> 00:55:25,117 - Where do you live? - Huh? 539 00:55:25,325 --> 00:55:28,680 - Where do you live? - Next door to him. 540 00:55:28,884 --> 00:55:31,397 - Where does he live? - In there. 541 00:55:31,603 --> 00:55:33,752 Quit your kidding! Where does he live? 542 00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:36,794 I'm not kidding! If you don't believe me, go in and ask them. 543 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,956 Such a good idea! Come on! 544 00:55:40,121 --> 00:55:42,952 Come on! Get going! Hurry up! 545 00:55:44,279 --> 00:55:46,110 - Is this the house? - Yes, sir. 546 00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:51,790 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 547 00:55:51,997 --> 00:55:53,510 What do we tell them? 548 00:55:53,717 --> 00:55:57,231 - You think up your story, I've got mine. - I can't think of any. 549 00:55:57,436 --> 00:55:59,346 Hey, here they are now! Where's that gun? 550 00:55:59,555 --> 00:56:03,104 Wait a minute, calm yourself! Let's hear their story first. 551 00:56:03,314 --> 00:56:07,829 Don't forget, you and I have a little argument to settle. After that, you can do as you please. 552 00:56:08,033 --> 00:56:10,500 Alright, I'll show you. 553 00:56:13,271 --> 00:56:14,943 Thank you, Officer. 554 00:56:15,151 --> 00:56:18,028 Oh, Oliver! What's happened, where are your clothes? 555 00:56:18,230 --> 00:56:21,619 - Wait 'til I get my second wind. - Stanley, whatever happened? 556 00:56:21,829 --> 00:56:24,501 You tell your story, Ollie. 557 00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:28,495 On our way back from Honolulu we were in a terrible shipwreck. 558 00:56:28,707 --> 00:56:30,902 You see. If you'd let me go to the convention, 559 00:56:31,106 --> 00:56:33,255 I wouldn't have gone through this horrible experience. 560 00:56:33,466 --> 00:56:36,696 Oh, tell us all about it, please! 561 00:56:36,904 --> 00:56:38,656 Alright, alright. 562 00:56:38,865 --> 00:56:44,176 We were sailing along in clear weather when all of a sudden a terrible storm came up. 563 00:56:44,383 --> 00:56:48,341 - Didn't it, Stanley? - Yeah, and then we floundered in a typhoid. 564 00:56:48,541 --> 00:56:52,658 Not ''typhoid''. He means ''typhoon'', sugar. 565 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:56,454 The ship started to sink and we both dived overboard. 566 00:56:56,659 --> 00:57:00,571 - Didn't we, Stanley? - Just as the boat went down for the third time. 567 00:57:02,018 --> 00:57:05,976 - And here we are. - Aren't you glad we got back home safe? 568 00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:07,973 Well, what's new, sugar? 569 00:57:08,176 --> 00:57:12,326 Well, the rescue ship with the survivors doesn't get in until tomorrow. 570 00:57:12,535 --> 00:57:14,445 - The rescue... - Oh. 571 00:57:14,654 --> 00:57:20,010 - It must have got there after we left. - Yes, it must have got there after we left. 572 00:57:20,213 --> 00:57:21,804 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 573 00:57:22,012 --> 00:57:24,082 Well, how did you get here? 574 00:57:24,892 --> 00:57:29,008 - Why... Err... - Oh, we ship-hiked. 575 00:57:29,210 --> 00:57:31,166 That's right, we... 576 00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:32,688 We ship-hiked. 577 00:57:32,889 --> 00:57:35,960 - Ship-hiked? - Yes, we thumbed our way. 578 00:57:36,168 --> 00:57:38,045 What do you mean, thumbed your way? 579 00:57:38,247 --> 00:57:42,478 Well... Stan and I would be swimming along, we'd see a boat coming our way, 580 00:57:42,687 --> 00:57:45,075 we'd go like that, and they'd pick us up. 581 00:57:45,286 --> 00:57:46,638 - Wouldn't they? - Yeah. 582 00:57:46,845 --> 00:57:49,916 - That is, if they were going our way. - Certainly. 583 00:57:50,124 --> 00:57:53,673 You see, Betty? He's no different from the rest! 584 00:57:53,883 --> 00:57:56,715 They're both like two peas in a pod. 585 00:57:57,122 --> 00:57:59,636 - Po-d. - Shut up! 586 00:57:59,842 --> 00:58:03,799 - Have you anything else to say? - Why, no. 587 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,789 That's all there is. There isn't any more. Is there, Stanley? 588 00:58:08,999 --> 00:58:13,037 No, that's our story and we're stuck with it... in it. 589 00:58:16,437 --> 00:58:19,348 - Oliver. - What, sugar? 590 00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:26,229 Oliver, I want you to be big. Bigger than you've ever been before. 591 00:58:27,074 --> 00:58:30,065 Are you telling me the truth? 592 00:58:30,273 --> 00:58:33,026 What do you mean, am I telling you the truth? 593 00:58:33,232 --> 00:58:40,818 Do you think a story like that could come from my mind if it wasn't the truth? It's ridiculous! 594 00:58:41,470 --> 00:58:44,666 - It's absurd! - It's the silliest thing I've ever heard. 595 00:58:44,869 --> 00:58:49,338 Well, it certainly is. It's too far-fetched not to be the truth. 596 00:58:49,548 --> 00:58:52,266 - Isn't it, Stanley? - It's imposterous. 597 00:58:57,546 --> 00:58:59,900 - Stanley? - What? 598 00:59:01,105 --> 00:59:02,776 Stanley? 599 00:59:06,223 --> 00:59:11,659 Honest confession is good for the soul. Is Oliver telling the truth? 600 00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:20,254 Go ahead and tell her. 601 00:59:28,057 --> 00:59:29,774 Is he? 602 00:59:30,616 --> 00:59:35,166 No! We went to the convention. We didn't go to Honolulu at all! 603 00:59:35,374 --> 00:59:38,605 He told me to tell you we were sinking in that shipwreck. 604 00:59:38,814 --> 00:59:42,044 We were up on the roof. 605 00:59:42,253 --> 00:59:45,403 We slept in the attic. 606 00:59:46,572 --> 00:59:49,847 Come on, Stanley. 607 00:59:52,370 --> 00:59:54,122 Come on, Stanley. 608 01:00:35,118 --> 01:00:37,871 How about you and me going to the mountains? 609 01:00:51,274 --> 01:00:53,343 You're not moving out tonight are you, sugar? 610 01:00:56,712 --> 01:01:00,829 Why don't you wait 'til tomorrow morning so that we can talk it over? 611 01:01:27,623 --> 01:01:31,376 See, Stanley? Honesty is the best policy. 612 01:02:01,774 --> 01:02:03,890 Help, help, help! 613 01:02:04,093 --> 01:02:08,768 I'll show you, you Son of the Desert. Go to a convention, will you? Ha, ha! 614 01:02:28,926 --> 01:02:30,678 Come in. 615 01:02:36,684 --> 01:02:41,438 - What did she say? - Never mind what she said. What did Betty say? 616 01:02:41,643 --> 01:02:44,952 Betty said that honesty was the best politics. 617 01:02:48,521 --> 01:02:51,034 Look. 618 01:02:56,839 --> 01:03:01,433 # Honolulu Baby won't you close those eyes... 51054

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