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Ghost Leader to Raven, do you copy?
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Yeah, I copy, Ghost Leader.
I got diddly-squat.
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This is Condor, I got nada.
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It doesn't make sense.
The last experience was right here.
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This is where the readings
go way off the chart.
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I told you there was no ghosts down here.
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You sure this piece of junk
you built even works?
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Yeah, you were there when I tested it.
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Cut the chatter.
I think I got something.
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What is it?
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Yeah, I definitely got something.
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Ha. Told you it works.
Jay-Bird's got something.
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And it's moving fast.
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Raven, Condor, follow my signal
and get ready to activate the trap.
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- You think it's in a physical form?
- I'm not taking any chances.
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I'm gonna ready the camera.
We're finally gonna get some proof.
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- It's not gonna work.
- Trust me, it's gonna work.
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Man, I hope this works.
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Showtime. Activate the trap!
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Mom. You're home.
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Wow. It works.
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Yikes!
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Sorry, Mrs. C. Let me help you with that.
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Thank you. Yes, I'm home.
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I came home 'cause I thought
I was gonna surprise you guys
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with a homemade meal
instead of takeout all the time.
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Hi, guys. You guys can stay, too,
if you want.
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Even though you shot me
with your net cannon.
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Thanks, but I'd better get back.
Homework and stuff.
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Plus, it's pineapple pizza night
at my dad's.
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Yeah, I gotta hit the books, too.
Thanks, anyway.
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- See ya in school, Danny.
- Bye, guys.
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See you later, guys.
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Can we have mashed potatoes, Mommy?
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Um, yes, we can have mashed potatoes.
I already made them.
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But what's going on?
What is all this stuff?
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Just some paranormal tracking gear
I put together.
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- Contact spirits and stuff.
- Ghosts, Mommy.
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Danny's building a machine
so we can talk to Daddy.
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No, she's a liar.
Big liar. No, no, no, no.
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It's something for science. And school.
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I know this could be
a really tough Christmas for us.
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But I want you to know that I'm doing
my best to make it special, okay?
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I know that's what
Daddy would have wanted.
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And I also know that Daddy would have
wanted you to have mashed potatoes
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and pork chops, so get your tiny butts
upstairs. Hop to!
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- Red?
- No.
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Yeah, come on.
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- Black?
- No.
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- Black again.
- No!
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Let me see this thing.
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Ow! Watch the ears, man.
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Sorry.
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- Zoom in on that.
- This thing's a piece of crap.
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I mean, statistically, you should,
at least, have half of these right.
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So how am I doing?
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13%, Matt. Thirteen.
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I have a better shot at guessing
your blood type right now
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than you do guessing half of these cards.
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Does this mean Mr. Rounds
is gonna fail your paper?
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I doubt it. This is for my own studies.
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It's on psychokinetic abilities
in early teens.
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I finished the paper days ago.
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Well, that's a relief.
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The pressure was really on me there,
for a minute.
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Don't worry about it.
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I'm getting used to this whole
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different teachers,
different classes thing,
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and I got a surefire A-plus right here.
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Let's see what
Professor Nerdly's working on this week.
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- Dude, just give it back.
- Give it back or what?
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Careful Rodge. His daddy
might come back and haunt you.
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Hey, man, that's not even funny.
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I'm laughing.
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You better not be filming this
to put me on bully prevention.
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'Course not, Roger. You know I'm cool.
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Just give it back.
You don't even know how to read.
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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Saved by the bell.
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Looks pretty good,
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you might wanna clean it up a little bit.
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Make sure to say hi
to that hot mom of yours, Danny boy.
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I gotta go all the way
to the E-Building. I gotta go.
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Oh, great.
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Don't sweat it, man.
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There's one of those guys
at every school I've ever been to.
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Thanks.
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I gotta go. See you tonight?
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Now, that I could have predicted.
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Where's my works cited page?
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Come on. Oh, no. I'm gonna flunk.
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- Daniel Chase?
- How do you know my name?
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Says so right here.
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My works cited paper! Thank you.
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Well, I found it
when I took out the trash.
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Oh... Uh, thanks...
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- Rick.
- Well, see you around, Rick.
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Oh, yeah. Anytime.
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Hello?
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No, I know it. I still have to do
all my Christmas shopping,
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go to my mother's,
go food-shopping with her,
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and then bake all stinkin' day long
after that. I just can't.
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Anyway, your hair looks fabulous.
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I got, like, six million Christmas cards
to send out.
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My ex sends me flowers.
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But I'm like, "Yeah, no, bye."
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But I guess the decent thing to do
would be to send a text,
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you know, "Merry Christmas, I hope
your life is terrible without me."
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But anyway, let's get this foil
done and done, girl. Right? Mmm-hmm.
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These kids. They don't even believe
in Santa. It's not fun anymore.
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All they do is complain.
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It's like they expect to win
the lottery every 25th of December.
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Yeah, I know. It's something else,
right? I mean, my kids still believe.
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I'm trying to keep them old-fashioned,
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but they don't want to go shopping
anymore.
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They just wanna get on the computer,
add to cart,
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and then have it delivered to our house.
And we gotta pay for it.
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Well, that's what husbands are for.
I mean, am I right?
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Look how cute he is!
I can't, I can't!
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What a perfect little man.
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Well, thank you.
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Hi. Oh, I love him.
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Oh, you're referring to Pretzel.
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Well, don't let the cute act fool you.
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Underneath all that fur
is one very lazy business associate.
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Hi. Aw, cute dog.
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I'm Sammy. I'm your 6:00.
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- Oh. You're Sammy?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Oh.
- I booked the appointment online.
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Which, I have to admit, was quite helpful.
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Um... Maybe I should have specified.
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You do cut men's hair, don't you?
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Of course. Yes. Um...
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- Susan, sorry, it's 6:00.
- Oh, but no.
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- We're done.
- No, but really...
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It looks great, honey. Remember new wave?
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- The '80s? You look so hot.
- Oh, okay.
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- See you next year.
- I still have these--
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- There you go. Here's your purse. Bye.
- Put these in a little--
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Have a seat. Yeah.
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Behave, Pretzel.
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Did you break up with your barber
or something?
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Oh. No, I'm not dating my barber.
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- No, I mean...
- No, I'm new in town.
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I just moved here for work.
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My first day is Monday,
so I wanted to look sharp, you know?
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- Show 'em that I mean business.
- Wow.
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- What do you do?
- Norepole Toy Company.
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I do a lot of marketing,
corporate branding, social media.
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Lots of high-tech stuff that I'm not
really at liberty to talk about.
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Well, um, my people already left
so, you can just pay me if you want, $25.
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Oh, right. That's right,
the whole money thing.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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All right.
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Good evening. I mean, good day.
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Yes, my jacket...
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Nice meeting you.
Pretzel.
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Wrestling's on.
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Max Miracle takes on Livewire
in a cage match.
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Max Miracle's gonna kick his butt.
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He's gonna do
the Miracle Maker on him. Like this!
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Guys, it's on.
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All right, fans, in ten short days,
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the XWA is coming to your hometown.
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That's right, we invade Norepole, Maine,
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for the 15th annual Gingerbread Brawl.
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On that night, Max Miracle
will defend his title
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against his arch nemesis,
the undefeated Tucker Von Magnus
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and his evil manager, DG Haven.
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It'll be a no-disqualification
Handicap Match,
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something you don't wanna miss.
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Folks, make sure you call right now
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and get your tickets, 'cause the action is coming your way.
I already got my mine. My dad surprised me with them last night,
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'cause I got a B in math...
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Well, I'm sure we'll get ours soon.
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I wouldn't count on it. We don't have
a lot of extra money anymore,
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and Mom says those tickets are expensive.
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It's not that. My mom's just been working
a lot lately.
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Probably hasn't gotten the time
to buy 'em.
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It is a busy time of year.
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So, what do you think, Pretzel?
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You know what? I can't even believe
you said that.
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This is definitely
bigger than our last office.
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Okay, you know what?
Hold all my calls, all right?
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I'm gonna get some real work done.
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- Enjoying your new digs?
- Ah. Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir, thank you. It most, uh,
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definitely has enough space.
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- Ah. Sit down, sit down.
- Yes, sir.
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I just came in to welcome you aboard.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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- Hello there, young man.
- Oh, and I wanted to thank you
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for allowing me
to bring my assistant as well.
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Hey, hey. Pretzel's your little helper.
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Just as you're my little helper.
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Boy. I sure am excited to go to work
for such an iconic guy.
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I mean, um, "company."
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Well, the Norepole Toy Company's
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been around for a long, long while.
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I'll say.
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And I'm glad that you're here
to help me make it go on
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for a lot longer while.
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Well, fear not, sir,
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because you have definitely hired
the right guy for the job.
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See you around, pal.
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- Uh, thank you, sir.
- You betcha.
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- You betcha.
- Oh, this is not gonna be easy.
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Oh, shut up, Pretzel.
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Did you make your Christmas list yet?
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Not yet.
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- What's with the box?
- It's for class tomorrow.
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What is it?
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It's our end-of-semester project.
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We're supposed to do one thing we wish
we could have for Christmas,
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so, I did a memory box.
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Gotcha. What's in it?
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Things I have from Dad.
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Things he gave me, you know,
when he was alive.
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- Can I have a look?
- Sure.
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Wow. You've got a lot in here.
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Yep. Pretty much everything I have.
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Yeah.
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So... Better start making
your Christmas list,
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because Santa's coming soon.
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Santa's not real, Danny.
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What are you talking about?
Of course he's real.
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No, he isn't.
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Stop saying that. Why wouldn't he be real?
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Because this world isn't good enough
for a Santa Claus.
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He'd have no one to visit.
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Look, I know
this is our first Christmas without Dad,
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but we have to make the best of it.
It's what he would've wanted.
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And, you know what he always said,
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- "Incredible things happen--"
- "To those who believe."
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Exactly.
Danny, do you really think
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there could be something as good
as a Santa Claus in this world?
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You know, just because
bad things happened to us
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doesn't mean good things don't exist.
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Hey, guys. Wanna help me trim the tree?
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I should really finish my homework.
241
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,716
What? Jennifer.
242
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,470
Oh, look, that one that we made,
243
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,640
the little nest with the bird egg?
Remember when Jen and I made that?
244
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:23,185
And... Oh! Here's one
that Aunt Jo gave you.
245
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,230
- The...
- Okay, fine.
246
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,774
That's my girl.
247
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,277
Okay, so you guys carry this box in,
248
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,198
and this tin,
and I will go get the lights.
249
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,366
Yep.
250
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,587
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
251
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,340
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
252
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,926
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
253
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,470
♪ Laughing all the way ♪
254
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,889
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
255
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,517
♪ Making spirits bright ♪
256
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:08,313
♪ What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight ♪
257
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,483
♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
258
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,610
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
259
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:18,991
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh, hey! ♪
260
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:23,162
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way... ♪
261
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,794
So, did you talk to Jenny
about the Secret Santa thing?
262
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,755
I don't think she's into
all that Christmas stuff this year.
263
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,465
What do you mean?
264
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:39,553
Last night, she told me
she doesn't even believe in Santa anymore.
265
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,598
Whoa. That's serious.
266
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:51,231
You look tired, Danny. Up all night
hunting ghosts and werewolves again?
267
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,733
Shut up, Roger.
268
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,819
What's the loser brigade
gonna track down next?
269
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,864
The Tooth Fairy? Maybe the Easter Bunny?
270
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,909
At least what we do is fun.
271
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,620
All you do for fun is mess with people.
272
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,332
You nerds waste your lives
273
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,835
collecting blurry pics
and stories that add up
274
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,379
to a mile-high pile of bull.
275
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,590
What a joke.
276
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,841
Watch out, Roger.
277
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,974
Roger, I think you have it backwards.
278
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,434
The food goes in your mouth.
279
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,820
I'm gonna get you guys back for this.
280
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:46,370
It was me. I totally pied his butt.
It's funny every time.
281
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,287
Really?
282
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,373
I mean, I was gonna pie someone's butt,
283
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,793
and after he tossed your stuff
the other day, he totally deserved it.
284
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,420
I say, due to the fact
285
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,839
that that jerk just got his butt pied
in front of the whole class,
286
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:01,843
I think we should celebrate
and get ourselves into the holiday spirit.
287
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:24,074
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
288
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:29,496
♪ It's that time of year ♪
289
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:37,170
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
290
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:42,843
♪ Christmas time is here ♪
291
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:50,350
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
292
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:55,647
♪ It's that time of year ♪
293
00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:03,530
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
294
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:09,036
♪ Christmas time is here ♪
295
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,165
♪ Christmas comes this time of year ♪
296
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,251
♪ A feeling in my toes ♪
297
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,379
♪ Candy canes and mistletoe ♪
298
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,841
♪ And snowflakes on your nose ♪
299
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,303
♪ Gather round the fireplace ♪
300
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:30,766
♪ Sing a song of cheer
Christmas is here ♪
301
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:42,944
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
302
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:48,200
♪ It's that time of year ♪
303
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:56,083
♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
304
00:22:56,249 --> 00:23:01,630
♪ Christmas time is here ♪
305
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,225
Okay, so basically that's it.
306
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,852
A soldering kit, a new computer,
307
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:19,106
and a vintage R2-D2 alarm clock.
How about you?
308
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:21,942
A new Xbox, obviously some games.
309
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,528
Hopefully, I'll get Thunderbolt X2.
310
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,405
And a fly new pair of kicks.
311
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,991
You guy's really still believe
in that Santa stuff, huh?
312
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,286
- Uh, yeah, why wouldn't we?
- I don't know, man.
313
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:35,205
We're in middle school. Isn't it over?
314
00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:38,500
Isn't that just some dumb story
to keep little babies in line?
315
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,919
Santa is real, okay?
316
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:46,133
My dad believed in him.
And, I believe in him, too.
317
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,477
Hey, make sure
you're not on the naughty list.
318
00:23:58,937 --> 00:23:59,729
Naughty list?
319
00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:06,278
Santa's real, okay?
320
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,990
- What is that?
- Ho, ho, ho, loser.
321
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,745
Hey, man. You didn't happen
to check Facebook yet, have you?
322
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:20,292
- No, why?
- Oh, it's bad, dude. Look.
323
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,628
Santa is real, okay?
324
00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,631
Santa is real, okay?
325
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,550
What the...
326
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:32,888
It's all over the school's page.
327
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,682
If it isn't Santa's little losers.
328
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:37,559
Told you I'd get you back.
329
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:42,022
Guess I'm gonna get
a lump of coal now.
330
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,069
There's only one way that video
could have gotten out.
331
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,697
Yep. Walking this way.
332
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,368
Look, guys, I'm sorry.
333
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,037
I was just showing Roger the clip.
334
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,748
We were in homeroom. I was just trying
to be cool, you know?
335
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,750
Hang out with some girls, be popular.
336
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,501
I didn't know he was gonna post it.
337
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:06,463
I gotta go.
338
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,548
You coming, Jake?
339
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:11,968
Just so you know, Jake,
you may be popular,
340
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,054
but you'll never be cool.
341
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,058
Come on, Jake. We're waiting.
342
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:37,285
You know, Pretzel, I just need
your support, for once. Okay?
343
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:39,663
Do not undermine me when I go in there.
344
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,209
Yeah, I know, I know she's attractive.
345
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,503
Just... Just keep it together, will ya?
346
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,131
Can I have your support
for once, please? Let's go.
347
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,676
What are you talking about?
You ate a full lunch.
348
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,886
This is not a time for food, Pretzel.
349
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,477
Oh, you're such a ladies man.
350
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:07,148
- Welcome back, boys.
- Pretzel!
351
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,942
Come here, you little snow angel.
352
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,286
Hi. Um... Do you have time for a walk-in?
353
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:20,954
Um...
354
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,459
- Sure.
- Great.
355
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,545
Pretzel.
356
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,225
All right, but I don't think
your hair's really grown
357
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,060
since I just cut it two days ago.
358
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,608
Okay, you got me.
359
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:54,446
I'm not here for a haircut.
360
00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,740
I'm here on business.
361
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,242
Um, I'm seeking some consultation.
362
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:03,455
- Really?
- Yes.
363
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:04,956
Um...
364
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,335
Do you mind
if we go somewhere else to talk?
365
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,837
Just, you know, be a little more private.
366
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:13,506
You, me, and, uh, Pretzel.
367
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,258
Do you ice skate?
368
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:19,054
- Ice skate?
- Yes. Blades on shoes,
369
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,930
allows you to glide across the ice...
370
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,307
- I know what--
- ...rather rapidly.
371
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,851
Yes, I can ice skate.
But why can't we just talk about it here? I mean,
what do you need me to consult?
372
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:28,855
Okay.
373
00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:32,275
I'm not here to creep you out.
374
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,403
And I promise you
that this is not a date thing.
375
00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:39,574
Although, I mean, that's not
the most outlandish of ideas.
376
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,160
This is coming out all wrong.
377
00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:47,123
I'm just here to outsource
some business for you, that's all.
378
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,125
I mean, just think of it as, uh...
379
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:52,087
Putting a few extra gifts
under the Christmas tree.
380
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,340
- Don't you work at a toy company?
- Yes.
381
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:57,717
And at the Norepole Toy Company
382
00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:00,720
we take our confidentiality
very seriously.
383
00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,430
Come on. What do you say?
384
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:05,058
And Pretzel's gonna ice skate?
385
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:07,727
He's a terrible skater.
386
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,565
And only if it's not remotely a date.
387
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:16,111
I promise you
this is totally a business opportunity.
388
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,031
All right. We'll take separate cars.
389
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,659
I don't have a car.
390
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,374
$25.
391
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:31,459
Pay up, buddy.
392
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:45,390
- Ho, ho, ho, loser.
- Santa's real, okay?
393
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,642
- Ho, ho, ho, loser.
- Santa's real, okay?
394
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:50,520
- Ho, ho, ho, loser.
- Santa's real, okay?
395
00:28:50,603 --> 00:28:52,397
- Ho, ho, ho, loser.
- Santa's real, okay?
396
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:53,982
You know what?
397
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:57,736
I think that piece of trash, Roger,
gave me a pretty good idea.
398
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,071
- What do you mean?
- Look.
399
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,075
What if we could prove Santa's real?
400
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,829
Danny, I'm real sorry
about what happened to you today,
401
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,165
and I know it must have been embarrassing,
402
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,500
but you know how I feel about this.
403
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,462
I mean,
you're all about the scientific method.
404
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:19,424
Well, Santa defies
every single law of science.
405
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:22,385
And attitudes like that are exactly
why no one's ever discovered him.
406
00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,262
I think Danny's on to something.
407
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,681
We take a real systematic approach.
408
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,184
We're gonna be the first ones
to find Santa Claus.
409
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,143
Yeah.
410
00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:33,271
It's official,
you've both completely lost your minds.
411
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:36,274
We're talking about jolly,
old St. Nick. Kris Kringle!
412
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,401
- The fat man in the red suit.
- Yeah.
413
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,737
We're talking about proving
that he walks the Earth.
414
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,407
We take the same approach that we took Bigfoot watching and ghost hunting.
Well, we never found a ghost, and the jury's still out on Bigfoot.
415
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,122
- This is different.
- Yeah. Santa's a guy.
416
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:54,709
We collect eyewitness testimony,
take all photographic evidence
417
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,586
and take any and all leads.
418
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,297
This is historically epic stuff.
419
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,341
But I'm not doing it without you.
420
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,302
What do you say, Jay-Bird?
421
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:06,304
I say you're crazy.
422
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:12,101
- So where do we start?
- Time to go postal.
423
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,776
♪ Giddyup! Whoa, Nelly ♪
424
00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:24,239
- I don't get it.
- Me either.
425
00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:28,368
Look, every year, kids write letters
to Santa by the millions, right?
426
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,371
Yeah, how else would he know
what to have the elves make?
427
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,498
- Next.
- Well, have you ever written a letter
428
00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:34,833
and put down the wrong address?
429
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,962
I don't think I've ever written
a letter. Like, ever.
430
00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:41,673
- Next.
- Santa still gets letters.
431
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:45,552
- Seems like a long shot.
- It's actually the law
432
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,762
that the US Post Office
has to send them back.
433
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,851
Even with a perfectly valid address
written on it.
434
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:56,563
- Letters to Santa.
- I get it.
435
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,107
- Those letters are going somewhere.
- Exactly.
436
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:02,861
If we follow the letters, we might
be able to find Santa, and the end.
437
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:07,031
- Next.
- Hi, um... We were-- Um...
438
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:12,453
We have a few questions
on, um, a school project.
439
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,915
About... ...letters to Santa.
440
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,835
- You want what?
- Letters to Santa.
441
00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:24,382
I would like to know
how to go about writing a letter to Santa.
442
00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:30,930
I guess you're gonna have to talk
to Carol.
443
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,310
Next.
444
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:36,895
Hi, ma'am.
445
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,939
My associates and I have a few questions
about the letters to Santa.
446
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,608
Oh, I'm sorry, kids.
447
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:44,861
But unfortunately,
all that information is classified.
448
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,946
But it's in the name of science.
449
00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:49,073
I've been doing this job
for ten years now.
450
00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,951
You think you're the first kids
to try to cut out the middle man
451
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,953
and get a direct line to St. Nick?
452
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:56,748
Well, I'll tell you now, not gonna happen.
453
00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:00,460
Look, we're not trying to get
any extra presents or sell him anything.
454
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,086
We just want to know if he exists.
455
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:06,257
Okay. He's real. You can go home now.
456
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:07,717
We need evidence.
457
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:10,053
Look, I don't know what to tell you, kid.
458
00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:11,804
Did you think you were gonna come here
459
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:14,223
and find him in a mailbag
full of fruitcakes?
460
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:18,269
Look, we just wanna know what happens
to the letters when they leave here.
461
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,440
- Can't you just give us a hint?
- Yeah, can't ya?
462
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:26,819
- Please? Pretty please?
- Come on, get serious.
463
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:31,532
If I gave out that address,
then every kid in Norepole would be there.
464
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,455
So it's in Norepole?
465
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,750
Uh, time's up, kids.
466
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:41,918
Thanks, ma'am.
You have a good day.
467
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:52,679
Well, we learned
a nice nugget of information today.
468
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:53,846
It's a great start.
469
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,933
We know all the letters
kids write to Santa are going somewhere.
470
00:32:57,433 --> 00:33:01,854
And we all know they end up here
in Norepole. So what's step two?
471
00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:04,065
We set up interviews
with anybody who believes
472
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,900
they've come in contact with Santa Claus.
473
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:09,070
Then we scour social media and set up
interviews with anybody
474
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,655
who believes they have a story to tell.
475
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,907
Right. And at the same time,
476
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,701
we have to find out where
all the letters are going.
477
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,494
What are we waiting for?
478
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:21,457
"Santa is back.
479
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,293
We are three seekers of the truth
480
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,504
for the existence of Santa Claus.
481
00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:28,548
Yes, we believe.
482
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,634
Send us a message
if you want to set up an interview."
483
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:34,345
- And send. Wait.
- What?
484
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,889
- Santa emoji.
- Oh, good idea.
485
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,185
How long do you think till someone bites?
486
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:43,521
We'll probably have to set up
an interview over the weekend.
487
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,190
- Whoa.
- Well, how do you like that?
488
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:47,400
Well, let's see who it is.
489
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:49,485
We might not be crazy after all.
490
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:51,821
Another.
491
00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:56,951
- Wow.
- It's like Santa-holics Anonymous.
492
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,668
So you woke up Christmas morning,
and, if I'm correct,
493
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,420
there were bites taken out of the carrot?
494
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:08,880
Yeah.
495
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:13,134
That's pretty common, actually.
It doesn't mean a reindeer ate it.
496
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,346
There was also poop.
497
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,683
- Poop?
- Reindeer poop?
498
00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:27,231
Okay, we're done here.
499
00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:55,653
Come on, you really think
they could find the real Santa Claus?
500
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:57,363
- They could, Jake.
- Think about it.
501
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,407
Just saying it out loud sounds dumb.
502
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,450
Well, what do you think, Roger?
503
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,705
I think that Danny boy is a lot of things.
504
00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:09,000
And stupid ain't one of 'em.
505
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:12,545
- You think they can find him?
- I think it's worth looking into.
506
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:15,173
- Think we should follow them?
- No reason not to.
507
00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:18,009
If they're right, we steal
the evidence and take all the credit.
508
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,846
If they're wrong, we mock them until
they can't be seen in public anymore.
509
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:25,141
That's a win-win situation.
510
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:36,360
Okay.
So you followed the mail truck around
511
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,404
and it just brought you
to a bunch of regular houses?
512
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:42,116
Not a Santa letter in sight.
How'd the interviews go?
513
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,993
Uh, we got a few pieces here and there,
514
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,828
but nothing we could make a case out of.
515
00:36:46,495 --> 00:36:48,998
All the responses prove
that there's something there,
516
00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:51,083
and we're not the only ones who think so.
517
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,502
Yeah. Just gonna have to dig deeper.
518
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,228
Look, let's think logically here.
519
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:14,482
Where was your first experience
with a registered Santa representative?
520
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:21,447
Mmm-hmm. I hacked
into the Norepole Mall database
521
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:24,200
and got a list of mall Santas
from the past decade.
522
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,702
- One of them has to know something.
- Hold it.
523
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:30,665
- Does that say Big John Pelser?
- Uh, yeah. Why?
524
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,376
Big John Pelser was a mall Santa?
525
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,670
If he's on the list,
he donned the red suit.
526
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:39,257
It's the best lead we've got.
527
00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:41,092
Watch your heads down there.
528
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:59,402
So, uh, what's this all about again?
Some kind of school project?
529
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:03,531
Uh, yeah. Um...
End of semester holiday project.
530
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:06,534
'Cause you would not believe
the stories people tell me.
531
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,578
They'll say anything to meet
these wrestlers and get autographs,
532
00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:10,788
pictures, that kind of stuff.
533
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,916
Well, I barely even know their names.
534
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:17,920
- Looks a lot bigger on TV.
- That's showbiz, kid.
535
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:23,426
I think it's awesome.
Oh, my God. It's Matt Taven.
536
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,887
Whoa, man! It is Matt Taven!
537
00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,017
Matt Taven just waved at us!
538
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:35,104
I thought you "hardly knew them."
539
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,773
I've seen the show, like,
one or two times.
540
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:38,816
Mmm-hmm.
541
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:41,902
Yeah, they're all here training.
542
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:46,115
Big show next week. Gingerbread Brawl?
543
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:47,825
You guys going?
544
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,661
Heck, yeah.
Everyone in town is gonna be there.
545
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,581
I'm hoping to get my tickets soon.
546
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,918
All right. Let's go see John.
547
00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:04,300
All right, guys.
548
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:06,969
Big John will be with you soon.
549
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,221
Just do me a favor, okay?
550
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,391
Don't go telling your buddies.
You know, last thing I need
551
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:14,477
is a bunch of middle schoolers
running around here, all right?
552
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,561
No, don't worry. Don't worry.
553
00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:17,897
- Cool?
- Thanks for all your help.
554
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:19,815
- Hey, no problem. See you soon. Huh?
- Yeah.
555
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,364
- Aw, man!
- What?
556
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,492
- No dice.
- What do you mean, no dice?
557
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,577
His lockbox, it won't open.
558
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,290
Don't go digging through his lockbox.
559
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:39,293
- You could get us in trouble.
- Relax, I can't. It's locked.
560
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:41,796
You're gonna get us thrown out of here.
Uh, guys?
561
00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:46,967
Take a look at that.
562
00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:51,097
Pretty great suit, huh?
563
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,974
The elves made that for me.
564
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:55,768
Mrs. Claus did the stitching.
565
00:39:57,144 --> 00:39:59,438
Well, yeah, it looks pretty real.
566
00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:03,359
Have a seat.
Look, I'll help you out any way I can.
567
00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:06,153
But no free tickets, no complimentary passes.
We're doing a school project on...
568
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,701
- Our former mall Santas.
- Oh, really?
569
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:15,746
Yeah, we were going down the list
and we happened to see your name.
570
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:19,959
Well, I'm pretty busy getting ready
for the Gingerbread Brawl.
571
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:24,046
But, uh, I'm sure you kids are busy, too.
I'll get you a couple of posters,
572
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,214
maybe a bumper sticker.
573
00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:29,176
You see, we're just so fascinated
with the art form.
574
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:30,511
Art form?
575
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:34,223
Well, sure.
Becoming such an ionic character.
576
00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:36,725
It takes a special kind of person
who wishes to bring
577
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:39,687
that much joy to kids' faces
every December.
578
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,273
You said a mouthful.
579
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,734
Although, it's a lot harder
than people think. You know?
580
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:48,112
You gotta really believe,
581
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:52,825
with everything that you got.
Just believe.
582
00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:55,411
And then you drop into the zone.
583
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,538
And everybody believes.
584
00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:01,250
When the little kids smile,
everybody smiles.
585
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,420
And they laugh, they gasp.
586
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:07,298
There's the magic. Huh?
587
00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,634
I didn't want that just once a year.
588
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:12,636
I love that feeling.
589
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,431
That's why
I got into the wrestling business.
590
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:22,396
Um, we just wanted to know
how it all works.
591
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:26,567
- What do you mean?
- Like, were you the regional director
592
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:31,530
for all the mall Santas?
Or just for the ones in this town?
593
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:36,785
Also, with the Christmas lists,
did you deliver them to Santa directly?
594
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:39,246
Me? No, no, no, no.
595
00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:42,708
But didn't you work for the real Santa?
596
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,084
Well, that's complicated.
597
00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,046
Well un-complicate it for us then.
598
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,966
Well, we would compile all of the lists,
599
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:53,761
and we'd send them
to the Norepole Toy Company.
600
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,930
Why would you send them there?
601
00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:58,599
Directly to the manufacturer.
602
00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:03,687
We got our answer.
603
00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:05,981
What do you mean we have our answer?
604
00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:07,691
If the lists go there,
605
00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:09,985
then there's no reason
that the letters don't go there, too.
606
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:11,779
That's our biggest clue yet.
607
00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:15,699
Well, thanks for all the help, Big John.
608
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:17,660
- Don't mention it.
- Come on, guys, let's go.
609
00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:19,954
- Okay, kids.
- Merry Christmas.
610
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:20,955
Good luck.
611
00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:29,129
Ho, ho, ho!
612
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:33,008
Merry Christmas!
613
00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:50,109
What are you laughing at?
614
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,861
- You're funny.
- Why?
615
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:55,531
You brought me to skate,
but you don't really skate?
616
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,409
Well, I'll have you know,
where I come from,
617
00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:01,662
I'm actually a championship snowshoer.
618
00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:04,540
- Oh, right. Very much the same thing.
- Yes.
619
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,083
Very dangerous, actually.
620
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:11,130
So, what I wanna ask you is,
are you a big fan of Christmas?
621
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,215
Or are you
one of those types of people that
622
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:15,426
try to get it over with
as soon as possible?
623
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,261
Well, I...
624
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:21,765
- Hmm?
- I don't know, it's different now.
625
00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:24,810
- Why?
- Because...
626
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:28,647
I lost my husband not very long ago.
627
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,149
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.
628
00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:32,693
Elizabeth, I'm so sorry.
629
00:43:33,652 --> 00:43:35,029
This is our first Christmas without him.
630
00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:38,324
That's gotta be really tough on the kids.
631
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:42,620
Well, Danny, my son, he's like
the little man of the house now.
632
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,705
- Mmm-hmm.
- And he looks after his sister.
633
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:45,831
He's really strong for her.
634
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:47,750
That's good. Good man.
635
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,377
But my daughter, Jennifer, she's...
636
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,296
She's kind of lost her Christmas spirit.
637
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:54,965
She's kind of skeptical
that there is even a Santa.
638
00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:58,302
That's a shame, because that takes
all the magic out of everything.
639
00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:00,179
Santa is a really fun guy.
640
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,681
You know, my husband used to say,
641
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:04,892
"Incredible things happen
to those who believe."
642
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:06,602
That's a great motto to live by.
643
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,648
Sounds like, uh,
your husband was a believer.
644
00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:12,691
He was.
645
00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:17,196
So, what's all this top secret stuff
you have to talk to me about?
646
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,365
What if I told you that I work for one
647
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:25,079
very high-profile client who is quite
entrenched in the Christmas space?
648
00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:26,622
I would say, "Good for you."
649
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:30,959
You know, um, the kind of client
that works one night a year.
650
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:36,882
Kind of client whose big night
is coming up very soon.
651
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:40,719
- Santa?
- Yeah.
652
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,930
Actually, that's the guy.
653
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,391
So you work for the guy at the mall?
654
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,102
No, no, no. No. Not at all.
655
00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:49,728
We're talking about the real Santa.
656
00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:50,854
Oh, well, that makes sense,
657
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:53,190
because I actually am a silent partner
658
00:44:53,273 --> 00:44:55,567
at the salon with the Tooth Fairy, so...
659
00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:58,695
Elizabeth, stop for a second.
660
00:44:59,696 --> 00:45:00,531
Sorry.
661
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:02,658
I'm not joking.
662
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,661
Santa Claus is a very real thing.
663
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,580
- There's a real Santa Claus?
- That's correct.
664
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,916
- And you work for him?
- Sure as sugar.
665
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,961
This the part
where I skate on out of here.
666
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,963
I can't believe you.
667
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:17,965
Gosh, this guy.
668
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:21,051
Elizabeth...
Elizabeth.
669
00:45:35,774 --> 00:45:36,900
You wanna call me crazy?
Where are we right now?
670
00:45:39,945 --> 00:45:41,655
- The skating rink?
- No, no, no.
671
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,991
- I mean, what place?
- Norepole, Maine.
672
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:47,161
Exactly. We are in the northernmost part
of the United States.
673
00:45:47,494 --> 00:45:49,746
We're not that far off
from the real North Pole.
674
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:51,957
What?
675
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,043
In the 1920s,
my company had a cross-promotion
676
00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,962
with a "very prominent" soda company,
677
00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,047
and Santa Claus became bigger than ever.
678
00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:01,175
So we needed to expand.
679
00:46:01,967 --> 00:46:04,803
Norepole is
just another Christmas outpost.
680
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:11,435
Okay, so Santa's real,
and you work for him.
681
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:13,353
What does this have to do with me?
682
00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:15,230
I was hired to re-brand the company.
683
00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:19,693
And to reintroduce Santa Claus
to the new global marketplace.
684
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:23,989
You know, that way, instead of kids' faces
being buried in a smart phone,
685
00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:27,868
they can look up and rediscover
the magic again,
686
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:29,661
right before their eyes.
687
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,789
I agree with that. I mean,
I think it would take a miracle
688
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,208
to get kids off their phones.
689
00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:36,877
So you came up with this?
690
00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:39,505
Actually, wrote it on
the cover letter of my application.
691
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:42,716
Wow. Your boss
must have been really pleased.
692
00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:44,426
Well, it got me the job.
693
00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:46,970
But I mean every word of it.
694
00:46:47,679 --> 00:46:50,390
Because I still believe.
695
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,978
Okay, well, what does all this have
to do with me? I don't...
696
00:46:57,606 --> 00:47:02,236
Well, the jolly, old, fat guy
could use a bit of a makeover.
697
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:03,904
A makeover?
698
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:07,282
You'd need one, too,
if you were 1,700 years old.
699
00:47:09,576 --> 00:47:10,619
A Santa makeover.
700
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:19,461
Max Miracle versus
Tucker Von Magnum and DG Haven.
701
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:22,464
Oh, popping the territory, baby!
702
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:27,177
Big John's Christmas money-making machine.
703
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,392
XWA, home of the Gingerbread Brawl.
704
00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:35,227
Big John speaking, talk to me.
705
00:47:36,061 --> 00:47:38,188
Oh, Max, I was just looking at our--
706
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:41,066
What? What?
707
00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:43,277
I told you to get rid of that motorcycle.
708
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,820
I knew you'd bust your leg someday,
709
00:47:44,903 --> 00:47:46,029
and look now where we are.
710
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,991
Yeah, I know you didn't mean to do it.
711
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:53,996
No, but who am I gonna get?
I have all this money invested in--
712
00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,249
Yeah, I know. I know
you didn't do it on purpose.
713
00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:00,586
All right. Well... Okay. Yes.
714
00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:03,171
Yes, don't worry.
If the doc says you're okay,
715
00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:05,007
I'll put you in the January Jam.
716
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,343
What? Yeah, I love you, too.
717
00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:10,053
Best to the wife.
718
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,931
And have yourself
a merry little Christmas.
719
00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:15,100
'Cause you just ruined mine.
720
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:19,563
How can I get a bigger draw
than Max Miracle?
721
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,399
I'm gonna need an actual miracle.
722
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:28,030
Ready for me, Sammy?
723
00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:31,325
Absolutely, sir.
724
00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:34,911
Are you sure you don't want me
to do this up in your office?
725
00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:38,123
Oh, you know me.
I'm used to making the rounds.
726
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:40,250
Oh!
727
00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:43,003
You kill me. Um...
728
00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:45,088
Okay, I'll be waiting.
729
00:48:47,674 --> 00:48:48,508
That's him?
730
00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:51,053
That's him.
731
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:53,430
Gosh. Good luck.
732
00:48:54,556 --> 00:48:55,515
Thank you for doing this.
733
00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:59,478
Well, Sam. Yes.
734
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:01,188
And you must be Elizabeth.
735
00:49:02,147 --> 00:49:04,900
Sam told me that you were coming in
on the project.
736
00:49:05,859 --> 00:49:08,987
Pleasure to meet you.
I'm, um, I'm Elizabeth.
737
00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:12,532
Elizabeth, yes. Nice.
738
00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:16,036
Okay, Christmas is on the way,
739
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:17,287
let's get on with it.
740
00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:19,706
Well, let me just start by saying
741
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:23,085
how grateful I am to share
some of the ideas
742
00:49:23,168 --> 00:49:25,879
that I've wanted to implement
for quite some time.
743
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:27,381
Look, look, look, look, look.
744
00:49:30,008 --> 00:49:33,553
Everybody knows that business
is in the toilet.
745
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,473
It just ain't the way it used to be.
746
00:49:36,848 --> 00:49:39,851
Well, toilet is, um...
747
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,396
Is actually a great place to start.
748
00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:44,606
And an accurate assessment.
749
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:46,566
Because, you see...
Rick,
750
00:49:46,983 --> 00:49:50,404
technology molds and shapes everything.
751
00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:55,742
Sure. They all shop online
and nobody believes anymore.
752
00:49:56,201 --> 00:50:00,706
Yes, but what I'm saying is we can
use technology to our advantage,
753
00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,666
to get people to believe in us again.
754
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:07,045
To, uh, put a little faith back
in the brand, if you know what I mean.
755
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:10,757
Okay, kid. Uh, that's why I hired you.
756
00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:13,510
- What do you got?
- What?
757
00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:16,888
It all started
with a simple online search.
758
00:50:17,889 --> 00:50:20,892
Why? To see what was going on
with our image.
759
00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:23,687
"Well, why would you do that, Sammy?"
760
00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:28,442
To gauge
what the overall perception of us was.
761
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:29,985
And?
762
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:32,863
I have to be honest.
763
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,198
At first, things were pretty grim.
764
00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:37,200
Then...
765
00:50:39,911 --> 00:50:40,871
I found this.
766
00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,628
Oh...
767
00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:51,798
Ho, ho, ho...
768
00:50:56,052 --> 00:51:00,390
I guess there still are some people
who believe in me.
769
00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:03,143
They're out there.
They're looking for you.
770
00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:08,023
The kids want the real Santa Claus.
771
00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:10,025
Well, I say, "Let's give it to 'em."
772
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:13,028
Let's make ourselves accessible.
773
00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:15,572
What are you saying,
774
00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:19,367
that I should give up
my identify to the people?
775
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,828
No, no. I mean...
776
00:51:23,371 --> 00:51:24,206
In a way.
777
00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:26,541
But, okay, actually, yes.
778
00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:29,044
But Rick, come on. Just think about it.
779
00:51:29,377 --> 00:51:32,631
Because it's not like you're Batman,
you're Santa Claus.
780
00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:34,508
People actually need you.
781
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,552
Oh, okay.
782
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:39,554
What do you suggest?
783
00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:41,431
A little bit of re-branding.
784
00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:44,601
And, uh, just a touch of visibility.
785
00:51:45,727 --> 00:51:49,856
Well, I'm not going to say no,
786
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,860
but this is the craziest project
I ever heard of.
787
00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:57,239
Crazy? Maybe. But enough is enough.
788
00:51:57,614 --> 00:51:58,949
And it's time for a change.
789
00:51:59,407 --> 00:52:03,286
I mean, who's to say
that we can't take advantage
790
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,038
of the digital marketing space?
791
00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:06,790
What am I talking about?
792
00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:10,502
One live streaming event.
793
00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:14,381
One time for the big time.
Think about it, Rick.
794
00:52:15,006 --> 00:52:18,426
Hundreds of millions of views,
maybe even billions.
795
00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:22,806
Maybe... The most retweets,
likes and shares of all time.
796
00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:26,393
I mean, the Kardashians
got nothing on you.
797
00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:31,273
- Except for... You know, the...
- Oh. Well, yeah.
798
00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:33,108
Grassroots.
799
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:34,860
We do it right here in Norepole,
800
00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:36,945
and we get people to believe
from the ground up.
801
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:40,824
Hmm.
802
00:52:42,033 --> 00:52:43,285
Okay.
803
00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,121
I'm in.
804
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:52,210
- Huh...
- Yeah. Back in the day,
805
00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:54,754
this town was full of magic
at Christmas time.
806
00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:57,007
- I mean, it was so alive.
- Oh...
807
00:52:57,215 --> 00:52:59,134
I say let's get some of that swagger back.
808
00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:03,889
All we really need is a...
Some kind of platform.
809
00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:06,808
- Some kind of town-wide event.
- Mmm-hmm.
810
00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:09,102
- Just like this.
- The Gingerbread Brawl.
811
00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:12,647
- What?
- The Gingerbread Brawl.
812
00:53:12,731 --> 00:53:15,233
It's this tradition
that we have in our town,
813
00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:16,610
and everybody really loves it.
814
00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:19,321
My kids go crazy for it.
It's wrestling, it's really fun.
815
00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:21,489
- That sounds perfect.
- Yeah, well...
816
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,200
We'll put a few smiles on a few faces
817
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:26,912
and let 'em know that
Santa is back in town.
818
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,456
Okay.
819
00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:33,543
- I'm in. Let's do it.
- Let's do it?
820
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:36,755
- Well, where do we begin?
- Hold that thought.
821
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:43,386
We begin a Santa... Makeover!
822
00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:46,890
Ah! Oh.
823
00:53:48,808 --> 00:53:50,894
Oh, no.
824
00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:52,896
You can't be...
825
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:58,568
How could you perpetrate
such a foul representation of me?
826
00:53:59,402 --> 00:54:01,029
This is you.
827
00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:09,579
Oh!
828
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:11,706
What?
829
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,881
Voila! What do you think?
830
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:22,384
I hope you're happy.
831
00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:26,846
Hi-oh.
832
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,432
Cavalry has arrived.
833
00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:32,894
We were thinking, maybe, you know,
the Santa suit's been played.
834
00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:34,771
So how about something more casual?
835
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:40,151
I suppose some layers
could hide the bowl full of jelly.
836
00:54:57,669 --> 00:55:00,505
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
837
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,007
Not so quick.
838
00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:03,425
- There we go.
- There we go.
839
00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,635
You can't be carrying
that big sack with you,
840
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,804
- so we're gonna try...
- What big sack?
841
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:13,977
I can't carry many... Many...
Many gifts in this bag.
842
00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:18,356
I...
843
00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:30,243
Oh! Oh.
844
00:55:31,953 --> 00:55:32,912
A masterpiece.
845
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:43,339
No.
846
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:46,426
This outfit is out.
847
00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:53,224
But the Gingerbread Brawl is in.
848
00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:57,896
We'll take it.
849
00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,825
So, what'd you get
on your memory box?
850
00:56:11,284 --> 00:56:12,285
I got an A.
851
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,704
Brought my average up
a whole letter grade.
852
00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:18,500
Mrs. Hopper thought it was a great way
for me to get my feelings out.
853
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:20,668
Yeah, well, you did a great job on it.
854
00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:29,010
Oh, Danny boy.
855
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:33,264
- What do you want, Roger?
- I heard about your little project.
856
00:56:33,681 --> 00:56:37,393
Trying to prove Santa exists now?
How pathetic can you get?
857
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,146
Well, we actually got
some pretty good evidence.
858
00:56:40,438 --> 00:56:42,774
- I wouldn't go that far.
- Look at this, Danny.
859
00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:44,776
Even your little sister
thinks you're a loser.
860
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:46,569
I didn't say that, you jerk!
861
00:56:46,986 --> 00:56:49,239
You know, someday,
someone's gonna be bigger than you,
862
00:56:49,531 --> 00:56:51,407
and they might just decide to bully you!
863
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,618
Pipe down, munchkin. Now, what's this?
864
00:56:53,993 --> 00:56:55,495
All your Santa evidence?
865
00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:01,835
Just put it down.
866
00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,711
That kid Roger's been in trouble
before. We deal with him a lot.
867
00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:29,923
Listen, ma'am, I wouldn't say this
in front of you son.
868
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:32,050
But I'm glad he threw him
a couple of good shots.
869
00:58:33,551 --> 00:58:35,345
Danny seems like a good kid.
Go easy on him.
870
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,388
You have a good holiday, all right?
871
00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:39,057
You too, thank you.
872
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:45,355
Hey there, Rocky Balboa.
873
00:58:46,147 --> 00:58:47,649
You need something for your paw?
874
00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:52,070
He had it coming.
875
00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:55,448
He got rid of every single memory
that Jennifer had of Dad.
876
00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:58,159
Honey, it's okay. I'm not mad at you.
877
00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:00,411
I don't want you going around
hitting people anymore,
878
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:04,207
but I kinda like it
that you defended your sister.
879
00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:06,417
I know your dad
would have been really proud.
880
00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:12,298
- It sucks, though.
- I know, honey.
881
00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:13,716
No, you don't know.
882
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,385
All these kinds are talking about
883
00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:17,220
these cool traditions
they have with their dad.
884
00:59:17,470 --> 00:59:19,806
I'm over here hunting down Santa,
coming up empty-handed,
885
00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:21,391
Jenny doesn't even believe,
886
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,309
and I'm starting to second-guess
my whole theory.
887
00:59:26,354 --> 00:59:29,732
Well, I know your dad never gave up
on anything in his whole life.
888
00:59:30,024 --> 00:59:31,943
And I've seen that little lab of yours,
889
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,486
and I know how your mind works.
890
00:59:34,028 --> 00:59:37,490
And I think you're a lot closer
than you know, so don't give up.
891
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:40,660
Thanks, Mom. How's Jennifer?
892
00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:42,078
She's okay.
893
00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:44,956
She had a lot of irreplaceable things,
you know.
894
00:59:45,790 --> 00:59:48,001
But I had some doubles of the photos,
so that cheered her up.
895
00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:49,919
I have an idea.
896
00:59:50,044 --> 00:59:53,172
How about a little early Christmas gift
so we can lighten the mood?
897
00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:54,841
Oh, yeah?
898
00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:56,342
Yeah. You wanna go look in your stocking?
899
01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:10,898
- We're going?
- We're going!
900
01:00:10,982 --> 01:00:14,152
Gingerbread Brawl! Thank you!
901
01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:16,571
Oh, thank you. I gotta go tell Jen.
902
01:00:24,245 --> 01:00:25,455
Look what Mom got us.
903
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:31,044
Gingerbread Brawl tickets!
Front-row seats!
904
01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:34,547
Great.
905
01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:36,591
You were all about it the other day.
906
01:00:38,509 --> 01:00:39,344
Scooch over.
907
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:46,142
Roger is a total waste-oid.
I'm over letting him bother me.
908
01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:49,312
Yeah, well, you didn't lose everything Dad ever gave you.
No. But I do know that there's more important things to worry about
909
01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:53,650
than that bonehead.
910
01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:55,610
Yeah, I guess.
911
01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:58,863
More important things like finding Santa!
912
01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:08,665
Oh. No, Rick tells me
that you guys go way back.
913
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:13,211
Well, I think the XWA
914
01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:16,381
and our company would make
an excellent cross-promotion.
915
01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:19,133
I mean, we practically share
the same demographic.
916
01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:24,806
Okay. Well, Gingerbread Brawl it is.
917
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,308
All right. I'll give Rick the good news,
918
01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:29,394
and, uh, we'll make it happen.
919
01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:32,522
You got it. Take care.
920
01:01:35,983 --> 01:01:37,360
Well, Pretzel,
921
01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:40,405
we've got our captive audience.
922
01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:44,534
Now we just gotta get the big man
ready for the big night.
923
01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:54,752
Nice.
924
01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:01,134
This is the Norepole Toy Company.
925
01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:03,386
It's been around as long as the town has.
926
01:02:03,761 --> 01:02:06,806
All of our evidence so far
has directed us right here.
927
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:12,061
- So what's the plan?
- We infiltrate Norepole Toys.
928
01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:14,313
You mean, like, break in?
929
01:02:14,897 --> 01:02:16,649
We get in, we take some photos,
930
01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:19,110
snap a few videos,
get the intel, and we're out.
931
01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:22,155
I don't know, man.
This sounds awfully illegal.
932
01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:26,033
- We're not gonna get caught.
- I think we have the necessary gear
933
01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:28,035
to stay stealthy and out of sight.
934
01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:30,913
Tomorrow night, it's showtime.
935
01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:32,415
But we'll miss the Gingerbread Brawl.
936
01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:34,083
Don't worry, we won't miss it.
937
01:02:35,084 --> 01:02:37,420
Let's get jolly.
938
01:03:45,404 --> 01:03:47,240
Okay. Mom's gonna be working till 5:00,
939
01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:48,950
so we're gonna have to meet her
at the house.
940
01:03:49,158 --> 01:03:51,953
I told my dad I'm getting a ride
from you guys, so I'm good to go.
941
01:03:52,328 --> 01:03:54,997
Okay. So that should give us
enough time to get in,
942
01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:56,791
scope the scene, and blast out.
943
01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,626
Check it out, Jay-Bird.
944
01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:05,883
Looks like the coast is clear.
945
01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:08,553
Good. I can hack the security cams
for as long as we want,
946
01:04:08,719 --> 01:04:12,014
but I can only bypass the alarm
for nine minutes, so we gotta boogie.
947
01:04:12,306 --> 01:04:14,851
- Okay, let's move in a little further.
- Let's go.
948
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,735
Not so fast, candy cane.
949
01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:29,323
Think I'm gonna let you get
all the glory for discovering Santa?
950
01:04:30,908 --> 01:04:35,079
You did all the work. Now I'm cashing in.
951
01:04:36,372 --> 01:04:37,540
What are you gonna do, shoot me?
952
01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:42,044
If it means I get to be the one
to find Santa, I just might.
953
01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:45,423
You know, you got me in a lot of trouble
with the cops the other night.
954
01:04:45,923 --> 01:04:48,426
I think I've got the receipt
for those punches, right here.
955
01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:53,264
You know, for a big guy, you went down
pretty easy when I slugged you.
956
01:04:53,514 --> 01:04:54,682
How's your face feel?
957
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,436
Not as bad as this paint ball's gonna feel
when it takes your teeth out.
958
01:05:32,136 --> 01:05:34,931
- Oh, yeah.
- Thanks, man.
959
01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,141
Look, guys, I'm sorry. You were right.
960
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:41,187
Those guys might be popular,
but they definitely aren't cool.
961
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:43,689
Wanna roll with us?
We're gonna head inside.
962
01:05:44,065 --> 01:05:45,983
If you'll take me back, Ghost Leader.
963
01:05:46,567 --> 01:05:47,610
Welcome back, Condor.
964
01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:54,617
All right, come on.
965
01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:09,507
Guys, get down. I've got something
coming our way.
966
01:06:12,468 --> 01:06:14,303
That car looks a lot like Mom's car.
967
01:06:14,428 --> 01:06:16,013
Holy smokes! It's Mom!
968
01:06:18,724 --> 01:06:20,476
- Mom?
- Danny?
969
01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:23,562
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
970
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:24,814
We're looking for Santa.
971
01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:26,732
I was just racing home to come get you.
972
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,151
You're supposed to be at home.
We've got to go.
973
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:30,903
- So come on, let's get in the car.
- Come on.
974
01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:37,618
T'was the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
975
01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:40,746
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
976
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,420
in hopes that St. Nicholas
would soon be there.
977
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:51,924
Hello, everyone, and welcome to
the 15th annual Gingerbread Brawl.
978
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:54,176
I'm your host, Tommy Dreamer,
979
01:06:54,343 --> 01:06:57,722
and I'll be calling all the action
from bell to bell, pillar to post.
980
01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:01,600
The stage has been set for what I'm sure
981
01:07:01,767 --> 01:07:06,063
will be a colossal showdown
for the XWA Heavyweight Championship.
982
01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:09,066
We're now going to you, live, backstage,
983
01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:11,527
with my broadcast colleague, Matt Striker,
984
01:07:11,777 --> 01:07:15,114
as he is standing next to
Tucker Von Magnus
985
01:07:15,322 --> 01:07:17,575
- and DG Haven.
- Give me that.
986
01:07:17,908 --> 01:07:19,493
I'm sick of you, Matt Striker.
987
01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:24,206
And another thing that I've had enough
of is Max Miracle ducking my man.
988
01:07:24,915 --> 01:07:27,334
We all know that you're flat-out scared
989
01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:31,005
of the most dangerous competitor in XWA.
990
01:07:32,631 --> 01:07:34,425
You can run all you want,
991
01:07:34,675 --> 01:07:36,761
but sooner or later, you're going to have
992
01:07:36,844 --> 01:07:39,055
to crawl out of that hole
you've been hiding in.
993
01:07:39,346 --> 01:07:42,141
And when you do, you'll face this man,
994
01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:44,477
because he's right here waiting for you!
995
01:07:46,103 --> 01:07:49,690
Max Miracle, December 24th,
Gingerbread Brawl!
996
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:55,863
I'm gonna crush you, and then
I'm gonna grind your bones up
997
01:07:55,946 --> 01:07:58,532
and use them for salt in my dinner!
998
01:08:00,701 --> 01:08:03,829
Some very powerful words
from Tucker Von Magnus
999
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,790
and his manager DG Haven.
1000
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,666
Tommy, back to you.
1001
01:08:14,590 --> 01:08:19,011
Folks, we're going live to the
XWA-tron with a special announcement
1002
01:08:19,303 --> 01:08:20,387
from Max Miracle.
1003
01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:24,183
I love you!
1004
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:27,937
Welcome to the Gingerbread Brawl.
1005
01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:30,689
And thank you for spending your holiday
1006
01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:34,693
taking in the highest level of
professional wrestling on the planet.
1007
01:08:35,736 --> 01:08:38,364
Now, unfortunately, due to injury,
1008
01:08:38,572 --> 01:08:41,492
I want to tell you how
personally sorry I am
1009
01:08:41,867 --> 01:08:43,953
that I cannot defend the title tonight.
1010
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:59,927
But I will be back to defend my title
at January Jam,
1011
01:09:00,052 --> 01:09:02,721
so you make sure you
pre-order your tickets now.
1012
01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:08,060
- What is this garbage?
- Is this some kind of joke?
1013
01:09:08,185 --> 01:09:09,895
Merry Christmas, everybody.
1014
01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,944
Idiot. What is this?
1015
01:09:23,075 --> 01:09:25,411
This is bad. I got this, I got this.
1016
01:09:30,374 --> 01:09:33,210
People, people, take it easy. Calm down.
1017
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:38,257
Calm down, calm down.
We can start the show...
1018
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,511
It's not even diet.
1019
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:51,145
Hit the lights, start the show,
before these animals riot!
1020
01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:54,773
Will you listen to that?
It's like a Roman circus out there.
1021
01:09:55,065 --> 01:09:57,568
These people are in a lean
and hungry mood.
1022
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,653
They'll be setting things
on fire in a minute.
1023
01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:13,626
What do you mean, he's not coming?
1024
01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:17,630
Ladies and gentleman,
1025
01:10:18,088 --> 01:10:21,217
please welcome our Gingerbread Brawl
guest of honor...
1026
01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:25,638
What is this? Who?
1027
01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:27,389
Coming down that aisle,
1028
01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:29,141
from the great North Pole,
1029
01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:32,728
the one, the only,
1030
01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:37,024
Santa Claus!
1031
01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,533
Merry Christmas, everyone!
1032
01:10:48,118 --> 01:10:49,995
Merry Christmas!
1033
01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:21,318
Hey, come here, you little punk.
1034
01:11:23,195 --> 01:11:24,280
What is this crap?
1035
01:11:24,446 --> 01:11:26,865
How do we know
you're not just some mall Santa phony?
1036
01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:31,829
Eh? Oh? Watch this, Roger.
1037
01:11:32,621 --> 01:11:34,373
Watch carefully.
1038
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:41,088
You looking? You looking?
1039
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:06,030
It's him! It's really him!
1040
01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:20,544
Dad was right the whole time.
1041
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:23,255
And you found him, Danny.
1042
01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:36,769
Whoa.
1043
01:13:17,726 --> 01:13:21,480
Merry Christmas to every one of you.
1044
01:13:22,731 --> 01:13:23,899
This town
1045
01:13:25,317 --> 01:13:29,905
has helped me for so many years,
1046
01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:32,616
that I figured
1047
01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:36,036
what better place to make
1048
01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:42,126
my first official public appearance?
1049
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:44,420
This time of year
1050
01:13:46,338 --> 01:13:48,340
is about believing.
1051
01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:51,510
Some of you here tonight
1052
01:13:52,302 --> 01:13:57,516
have helped me come
to believe in myself again.
1053
01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:00,310
This time of year
1054
01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:03,439
is also about giving.
1055
01:14:04,481 --> 01:14:05,482
Giving.
1056
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,279
So I'll kick things up a little
1057
01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:15,409
in the hopes that I can give you
1058
01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:19,788
a little bit of an early present.
1059
01:14:20,664 --> 01:14:24,376
I know you did not expect to see
1060
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:28,338
your honored guest performer tonight,
1061
01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:31,550
but ladies and gentleman,
1062
01:14:32,759 --> 01:14:38,515
I give you XWA's champion
1063
01:14:40,058 --> 01:14:43,687
Max Miracle!
1064
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:05,918
Well?
1065
01:15:07,586 --> 01:15:11,798
You have been good all year, champ.
Haven't you?
1066
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,237
Thattaboy.
1067
01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:35,697
Yeah!
1068
01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:40,619
Watch this, punk.
1069
01:15:54,424 --> 01:15:56,593
- You good to go on that leg?
- Yeah, I can go.
1070
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:58,470
It feels like a million bucks.
1071
01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:02,641
- Let's get it on.
- I can't believe it.
1072
01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:03,725
Believe!
1073
01:16:04,601 --> 01:16:07,020
Guys, let's hear it for the real champ,
1074
01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:08,188
Santa Claus!
1075
01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:22,202
We believe!
1076
01:16:22,786 --> 01:16:24,871
We believe.
1077
01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:28,166
We believe. We believe.
1078
01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:31,378
We believe. We believe.
1079
01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:06,496
We believe.
1080
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:10,000
Oh! Believe!
1081
01:18:48,473 --> 01:18:52,686
- Did you see that?
- The Miracle wins! The Miracle wins!
1082
01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:59,484
Here's your winner, and still XWA
Heavyweight Champion of the world,
1083
01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:02,362
Max Miracle!
1084
01:19:10,328 --> 01:19:12,748
Well, you were looking for Santa,
so now you found him.
1085
01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,750
I always thought
you were just Rick, the janitor.
1086
01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:18,462
Oh, that's always been
a part-time job for me.
1087
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:22,966
What better way to check each name twice
than in person. Hmm?
1088
01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:25,469
He was finding out
who was naughty and nice.
1089
01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:26,803
You said it, Jennifer.
1090
01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:29,598
Don't worry, kid,
you're on the "nice" list.
1091
01:19:31,099 --> 01:19:32,768
So are you like an elf?
1092
01:19:33,351 --> 01:19:35,562
No. Well, kind of.
1093
01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:37,272
Actually, yes.
1094
01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:40,859
Yes.
1095
01:19:44,070 --> 01:19:45,197
Right. Uh...
1096
01:19:45,655 --> 01:19:46,948
You know what, Rick,
1097
01:19:47,115 --> 01:19:48,909
I think we should, kind of, wrap this up.
1098
01:19:48,992 --> 01:19:51,745
Because we have
quite a long night ahead of us.
1099
01:19:53,955 --> 01:19:56,041
You kids have a merry Christmas.
1100
01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,960
And never stop believing.
1101
01:19:59,836 --> 01:20:01,129
Thank you for finding me.
1102
01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:03,507
Merry Christmas, Rick.
1103
01:20:04,007 --> 01:20:05,342
Merry Christmas.
1104
01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,225
Gotta keep Santa fed.
1105
01:20:13,683 --> 01:20:15,977
We're gonna stay up all night, Mommy.
1106
01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:18,522
- You are?
- Yep.
1107
01:20:19,022 --> 01:20:21,233
Gonna catch him in the act
for the ultimate proof.
1108
01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:22,692
Oh, good.
1109
01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:27,864
He should be here any minute now.
1110
01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:31,660
Any minute...
1111
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:26,339
He came. He came. He came!
1112
01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:29,301
Oh. Oh, my gosh! Oh, boy.
1113
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:31,761
I don't know. This one. This one.
1114
01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:41,229
Oh, nice. My soldering kit.
1115
01:21:44,816 --> 01:21:46,192
Thanks for all the cool stuff, Mom.
1116
01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:56,494
I told you guys
we were gonna have a great Christmas.
1117
01:21:58,455 --> 01:22:02,208
Hmm... Could there be, maybe,
one more thing under the tree?
1118
01:22:03,084 --> 01:22:04,502
I don't know.
1119
01:22:07,422 --> 01:22:08,590
What is this?
1120
01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:16,473
- It's got your name on it.
- Really?
1121
01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:23,605
It's my memory box!
1122
01:22:25,315 --> 01:22:27,859
And it's got all Dad's stuff inside!
1123
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:32,989
Wow. He really is a magic man.
1124
01:22:34,699 --> 01:22:37,494
"Incredible things happen
to those who believe."
1125
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:46,670
Remember Aunt Julie's wedding,
1126
01:22:46,753 --> 01:22:49,214
and I asked him to give me his...
1127
01:22:52,342 --> 01:22:54,135
Well, that was one heck of a Christmas.
1128
01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:57,222
- You said it.
- We got to see Max Miracle
1129
01:22:57,305 --> 01:23:01,601
kick the crap
out of Tucker Von Magnus and DG Haven.
1130
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,604
Got to discover Santa, hello.
1131
01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:06,606
Well, duh.
1132
01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:08,692
We sure did close out the year
with a bang.
1133
01:23:09,067 --> 01:23:10,402
Yeah, but now what?
1134
01:23:11,069 --> 01:23:12,570
What do you mean, "Now what?"
1135
01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:15,991
I say we take a step back,
1136
01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:20,620
relax, and enjoy our vacation
like normal sixth graders.
1137
01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:22,914
But there's so much more
to be discovered. Uh...
1138
01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:26,960
Trolls, gnomes, uh, D.B. Cooper,
1139
01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:29,045
Loch Ness Monster. Come on.
1140
01:23:29,129 --> 01:23:31,089
St. Patty's Day
is right around the corner.
1141
01:23:31,506 --> 01:23:32,841
Leprechauns.
1142
01:23:32,924 --> 01:23:35,593
Ghouls, goblins, abominable snowmen. What?
1143
01:23:36,177 --> 01:23:37,262
You guys don't like snow?
1144
01:23:41,182 --> 01:23:42,600
They're just around the corner.
1145
01:23:42,892 --> 01:23:44,936
Who doesn't like snow people
wearing green...
1146
01:23:45,311 --> 01:23:48,523
♪ O holy night ♪
1147
01:23:49,649 --> 01:23:55,321
♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪
1148
01:23:55,613 --> 01:23:58,241
♪ It is the night ♪
1149
01:23:58,533 --> 01:24:03,747
♪ Of our dear savior's birth ♪
1150
01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:09,544
♪ Long lay the world ♪
1151
01:24:10,545 --> 01:24:16,134
♪ In sin and error pining ♪
1152
01:24:16,384 --> 01:24:18,928
♪ Till he appeared ♪
1153
01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:23,975
♪ And the soul felt its worth ♪
1154
01:24:26,811 --> 01:24:30,231
♪ A thrill of hope ♪
1155
01:24:31,357 --> 01:24:35,862
♪ The weary world rejoices ♪
1156
01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:39,949
♪ For yonder breaks ♪
1157
01:24:40,533 --> 01:24:44,245
♪ A new and glorious morn ♪
1158
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:52,212
♪ Fall on your knees ♪
1159
01:24:54,172 --> 01:24:56,758
♪ Oh, hear ♪
1160
01:24:57,425 --> 01:25:02,222
♪ The angel voices ♪
1161
01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:06,601
♪ O night ♪
1162
01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:09,437
♪ Divine ♪
1163
01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:13,566
♪ O night ♪
1164
01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:18,321
♪ When Christ was born ♪
1165
01:25:19,906 --> 01:25:22,742
♪ O night ♪
1166
01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:26,996
♪ Divine ♪
1167
01:25:28,873 --> 01:25:31,501
♪ O night ♪
1168
01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:35,880
♪ O night divine ♪
1169
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:42,220
♪ O holy night ♪
1170
01:25:42,887 --> 01:25:48,268
♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪
1171
01:25:48,643 --> 01:25:50,937
♪ It is the night ♪
1172
01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:56,276
♪ Of our dear savior's birth ♪
1173
01:25:58,778 --> 01:26:02,157
♪ Long lay the world ♪
1174
01:26:02,907 --> 01:26:08,037
♪ In sin and error pining ♪
1175
01:26:08,371 --> 01:26:10,832
♪ Till he appeared ♪
1176
01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:15,879
♪ And the soul felt its worth ♪
1177
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:21,509
♪ A thrill of hope ♪
1178
01:26:22,552 --> 01:26:26,890
♪ The weary world rejoices ♪
1179
01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:30,685
♪ For yonder breaks ♪
1180
01:26:31,227 --> 01:26:34,689
♪ A new and glorious morn ♪
1181
01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:42,739
♪ Fall on your knees ♪
1182
01:26:44,449 --> 01:26:47,035
♪ Oh, hear ♪
1183
01:26:47,785 --> 01:26:52,457
♪ The angel voices ♪
1184
01:26:53,249 --> 01:26:56,878
♪ O night ♪
1185
01:26:57,712 --> 01:27:00,006
♪ Divine ♪
1186
01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:04,010
♪ O night ♪
1187
01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:08,389
♪ When Christ was born ♪
1188
01:27:09,933 --> 01:27:12,852
♪ O night ♪
1189
01:27:14,312 --> 01:27:17,023
♪ Divine ♪
1190
01:27:18,358 --> 01:27:21,152
♪ O night ♪
1191
01:27:22,570 --> 01:27:25,657
♪ O night divine ♪
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