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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,745 --> 00:01:42,734 It's beautiful! 2 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,942 We need to fix that... 3 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:55,414 using the same materials... 4 00:01:55,505 --> 00:01:56,858 Right. I'm off! 5 00:01:56,945 --> 00:01:58,094 - Here's my drill. - See you later. 6 00:01:58,185 --> 00:01:59,585 No drills at work? 7 00:01:59,666 --> 00:02:04,899 In construction, but unconstructive! 8 00:02:04,986 --> 00:02:05,702 Thanks Dad. 9 00:02:05,786 --> 00:02:06,775 Good one! 10 00:02:06,866 --> 00:02:07,742 Thanks Dad. 11 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:09,382 Here. 12 00:02:13,586 --> 00:02:14,655 Here's David. 13 00:02:16,786 --> 00:02:17,662 Delivery man! 14 00:02:19,186 --> 00:02:20,414 8 at the hotel. 15 00:02:26,306 --> 00:02:28,103 AIready here, babe? 16 00:02:28,186 --> 00:02:31,735 Oh, my pussycat! I'd for gotten you! 17 00:02:31,826 --> 00:02:33,225 Look at your new house! 18 00:02:44,787 --> 00:02:45,742 What's up, puss? 19 00:02:51,347 --> 00:02:52,700 It's a pile of rot here! 20 00:02:53,587 --> 00:02:55,782 The ceilings are original! 21 00:02:55,867 --> 00:02:57,823 Easy to rip out! 22 00:02:57,907 --> 00:03:00,899 Right, we'll have the charm removed! 23 00:03:00,987 --> 00:03:02,978 For now, we've lots to do! 24 00:03:03,067 --> 00:03:05,297 It's nice. I can't say I don't like it... 25 00:03:06,267 --> 00:03:07,825 but you're miles from Paris! 26 00:03:08,787 --> 00:03:09,697 How did you find it? 27 00:03:10,307 --> 00:03:13,744 A will that Dad handled. Empty for 30 years. 28 00:03:14,148 --> 00:03:15,979 Did Dad put up the money? 29 00:03:16,068 --> 00:03:18,263 No, we took out a 20-year mortgage. 30 00:03:20,948 --> 00:03:22,620 Oh, yes! 31 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:23,584 Your pool table! 32 00:03:23,668 --> 00:03:28,105 It takes up the whole room! Put it in the cellar! 33 00:03:28,188 --> 00:03:30,622 No way! It'll warp and go mouldy! 34 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:31,902 You break. 35 00:03:31,988 --> 00:03:33,740 It's the only thing I brought! 36 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:47,097 Take it easy! 37 00:03:47,189 --> 00:03:49,908 I'm a doctor, not a mover. 38 00:03:49,989 --> 00:03:51,980 You drive a medics' truck. 39 00:03:52,069 --> 00:03:53,821 You're happy to use the truck! 40 00:03:54,829 --> 00:03:57,297 - And I'm on call. - Oh yeah? 41 00:03:58,549 --> 00:03:59,982 They beep you to park? 42 00:04:00,069 --> 00:04:01,388 I need a beer. 43 00:04:12,589 --> 00:04:13,908 Hot stuff, Mr Italy! 44 00:04:13,989 --> 00:04:17,902 - Mark! Come quick! - What's up? 45 00:04:17,989 --> 00:04:18,819 What's the matter? 46 00:04:19,869 --> 00:04:21,348 - Pretty fast! - OK! 47 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:24,388 Wait! I was thinking about this room... 48 00:04:24,470 --> 00:04:26,700 it's quiet, it's next to ours... 49 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:30,226 it's light, it's ideal for a... 50 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:33,108 Home cinema! Brilliant! 51 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:35,704 We black out the windows... two speakers here! Great idea! 52 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:38,020 - Can we start now? - Yeah! 53 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,705 Mark! Emma! I'm off! 54 00:04:47,110 --> 00:04:49,101 - Bye. - Have fun, babe! 55 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:52,705 She has gym class with Pablo, her Cuban coach. 56 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:54,382 - I need a beer. - On a Sunday? 57 00:04:54,470 --> 00:04:57,143 Yeah, he works hard. Sundays too. 58 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,826 A great guy. Charges one hour, but she stays all evening! 59 00:05:01,351 --> 00:05:02,227 Right. 60 00:05:04,991 --> 00:05:07,983 - I'm up at 5 for an early flight. - Where to? 61 00:05:08,071 --> 00:05:10,790 Pompeii. A new dig at the baths. 62 00:05:10,871 --> 00:05:14,181 - Boring! - For guys who like pool. 63 00:05:15,511 --> 00:05:16,910 I didn't tell you... 64 00:05:16,991 --> 00:05:19,425 It's never been excavated before! 65 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:21,581 Never open to the public! 66 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:23,427 Can you imagine? 67 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:26,670 Huh? Oh, yeah, that's great. 68 00:05:27,791 --> 00:05:32,387 - Come with me. - I can't. There's too much to do here! 69 00:05:32,471 --> 00:05:35,305 Don't forget to put up the wardrobe! 70 00:05:35,872 --> 00:05:36,668 OK. 71 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:38,981 Don't be long. 72 00:05:41,232 --> 00:05:42,904 And the stairs... 73 00:05:42,992 --> 00:05:45,631 fix that step! It's dangerous... 74 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,704 - and tidy up, OK? - Maldini, shut up! 75 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,225 You're not sleeping here? 76 00:05:50,952 --> 00:05:51,907 Come to our place. 77 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:55,908 Why? It's my home. I'm not scared. 78 00:05:55,992 --> 00:05:58,631 Valerie would be pleased. She really likes you. 79 00:06:02,152 --> 00:06:03,380 Let's go! 80 00:06:03,472 --> 00:06:05,702 Shame! A mile wide! 81 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:07,703 - I slipped! - You choked! 82 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:09,306 Give me the chalk! 83 00:06:09,393 --> 00:06:10,303 You blew it! 84 00:06:11,593 --> 00:06:13,311 Isn't Emma anti-spliff? 85 00:06:13,393 --> 00:06:14,223 So? 86 00:06:15,193 --> 00:06:17,866 So you're deceiving her! 87 00:06:19,593 --> 00:06:20,787 Not really. 88 00:06:23,673 --> 00:06:26,665 Watch my retro shot. Only one other guy can do it. 89 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,392 Was that you? 90 00:06:35,513 --> 00:06:37,981 Right! A dirty trick! 91 00:07:06,394 --> 00:07:07,144 Can you hear that? 92 00:07:09,194 --> 00:07:10,627 Emma, can you hear it? 93 00:07:12,194 --> 00:07:13,183 What? 94 00:07:13,354 --> 00:07:15,185 The music! 95 00:07:17,594 --> 00:07:19,107 What music? 96 00:07:19,594 --> 00:07:21,950 There... that music! 97 00:07:22,795 --> 00:07:24,706 Damn! It's scratched! 98 00:07:24,795 --> 00:07:26,547 There's no music, love. 99 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:28,989 Not any more. 100 00:07:30,435 --> 00:07:31,629 You were dreaming. 101 00:07:50,715 --> 00:07:52,194 Carlos, how's tricks? 102 00:07:53,115 --> 00:07:55,710 - Frank. Mr Trayner. - You part-time now? 103 00:07:55,796 --> 00:07:58,310 Sorry for the slight delay. 104 00:07:58,396 --> 00:08:00,307 We just moved house. 105 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,705 - You know how it is. - No I don't. 106 00:08:02,796 --> 00:08:05,708 Be on time, or you're home all day, every day! 107 00:08:05,796 --> 00:08:07,752 Capito! As you say! 108 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,026 Absolutely. 109 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,514 Yeah, it's great! 110 00:08:17,596 --> 00:08:21,191 We're working a lot. It's really great! Wait... 111 00:08:21,796 --> 00:08:23,673 - Later! - What's that? 112 00:08:26,956 --> 00:08:28,105 Patricians. 113 00:08:28,196 --> 00:08:29,515 Washing. 114 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,508 No. They're buttfucking. 115 00:08:31,597 --> 00:08:34,236 No question about it. They're buttfucking. 116 00:08:35,477 --> 00:08:36,034 Yes! 117 00:09:51,999 --> 00:09:53,148 For fuck's sake! 118 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,558 What the hell is that! 119 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,635 Sorry! 120 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,632 - You? Here? - It was open. 121 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,109 Emma's away. I thought I'd drop by. 122 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,713 I brought us a wee drink. 123 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,716 But no glasses in the kitchen. 124 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,510 So it's you. 125 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:42,910 What? 126 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,113 Taking photos of my ass. 127 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,956 Making dicks with pool balls. 128 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,192 Dicks with what? 129 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,315 You find it funny? 130 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,278 What are you on about? 131 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:55,760 Is something wrong? 132 00:10:58,401 --> 00:11:00,039 No, I'm fine, me! 133 00:11:00,121 --> 00:11:01,110 But what's your game? 134 00:11:02,801 --> 00:11:03,950 Nothing! 135 00:11:05,361 --> 00:11:07,875 I'm sorry... I was wrong about you. 136 00:11:07,961 --> 00:11:08,757 I think so! 137 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:11,311 Right. 138 00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:12,797 Bye! 139 00:11:19,601 --> 00:11:20,351 Otherwise... 140 00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:23,192 Don't tell Emma. 141 00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:24,919 Yes. I mean no. 142 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:25,911 Yeah. 143 00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:02,719 Quiet please! Some of us are trying to sleep! 144 00:12:02,802 --> 00:12:03,757 Thank you! 145 00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:16,113 No reply, and she's in my bed. 146 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,318 Yes, sir. 147 00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:29,072 He doesn't answer? 148 00:12:30,963 --> 00:12:33,033 When the cat's away... 149 00:13:00,204 --> 00:13:02,513 - What's up? - I can't see! 150 00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:04,401 I need a flashlight. 151 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,917 Shame Emma's gone. 152 00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:08,916 You into chicks now? Bad boy, Ivan! 153 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,716 My men are waiting! 154 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,875 You can put it down now! 155 00:13:31,605 --> 00:13:32,924 - Hello. - Hi, love. 156 00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:35,075 - It's me! - Hi honey! 157 00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:38,316 - I'll call back. - We found a great mosaic! 158 00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:41,522 - It's Justinian! - Great! A mosaic! Super! 159 00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:44,915 - I can't talk now. - Did you do the wardrobe? 160 00:13:45,005 --> 00:13:46,643 The wardrobe? 161 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:50,320 - Yeah. It's good. - Wait... 162 00:13:50,405 --> 00:13:52,124 Did you go out? 163 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,924 - No. - You slept at home? 164 00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:57,157 I'll call you back. Love you. 165 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,758 It's fine, it's all arranged! 166 00:14:39,407 --> 00:14:40,396 Is somebody there? 167 00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:13,517 I'd better not tell Emma. She'll freak. 168 00:15:17,608 --> 00:15:19,917 No pool tonight, David. 169 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:24,166 Right, I'm scared of a good thrashing. 170 00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:29,317 Emma's back tomorrow, and I have to do... 171 00:15:30,008 --> 00:15:31,282 the wardrobe! 172 00:15:31,368 --> 00:15:32,323 Hang on! 173 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:40,039 Mark... 174 00:15:40,129 --> 00:15:43,519 Modena. 175 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,327 Pavarotti's town? 176 00:15:45,409 --> 00:15:46,922 Exactly! 177 00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:48,761 Well, even cops love painting! 178 00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:50,085 So... 179 00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:51,962 Traces of a break-in? 180 00:15:52,569 --> 00:15:54,127 No break-in. 181 00:15:55,129 --> 00:15:57,927 No break-in? So what was stolen? 182 00:15:58,009 --> 00:16:02,446 - Nothing. - Hold on... Nothing stolen or broken? 183 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:07,000 - What did they do? - Drawings and they put up a wardrobe. 184 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,328 They put up a what? 185 00:16:09,409 --> 00:16:10,558 A wardrobe. 186 00:16:11,209 --> 00:16:13,325 And the ironing. Even my jeans. 187 00:16:13,409 --> 00:16:14,365 With a crease. 188 00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:16,165 Phil! 189 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,246 - Listen, Mr Modena! - I know... 190 00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,888 It's terrible... 191 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:26,519 we can't fight gangs doing wardrobes and ironing... 192 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,645 Right. 193 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:31,518 ...but we're quite effective drug-wise. 194 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:36,320 I didn't see this. But next time, I might! 195 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,162 Fine, that's good of you. 196 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,208 It's not even mine. But I guess it was in my house. 197 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,245 Good night. 198 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,804 You scared me! 199 00:17:22,891 --> 00:17:24,722 - It's you! - You're not asleep? 200 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:29,125 - You put up the wardrobe! - Yeah! 201 00:17:32,012 --> 00:17:34,651 - You're hiding something! - No, why? 202 00:17:34,732 --> 00:17:36,529 Your mistress does your ironing? 203 00:17:40,572 --> 00:17:45,202 In fact, I started doing it myself. 204 00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:47,203 It's very relaxing. 205 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:48,771 I wanted to surprise you. 206 00:17:58,212 --> 00:17:59,361 What's the matter? 207 00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:02,691 - You hear that? - What? 208 00:18:02,773 --> 00:18:03,728 There... can you hear it? 209 00:18:03,813 --> 00:18:07,522 No, I can't hear anything... come on! 210 00:18:07,613 --> 00:18:10,969 "Ra-ra-Rasputin, na-na-na love machine..." 211 00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:12,372 If you're not in the mood... 212 00:18:13,373 --> 00:18:15,329 No, I swear... Iisten! 213 00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:16,926 It's scratched! 214 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:17,843 It's stopped. 215 00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:20,530 Give up the joints! 216 00:18:20,613 --> 00:18:22,126 Rubbish! I don't smoke! 217 00:18:22,213 --> 00:18:26,001 OK, but you hear Russians, singing: "Rasputin, etc..." 218 00:18:26,093 --> 00:18:28,243 They're not Russians. It's Boney M. 219 00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:34,491 I'm just saying, they're not Russians. It's Boney M, black guys. 220 00:18:37,214 --> 00:18:40,365 Mark, are you sure you feel OK? 221 00:18:43,694 --> 00:18:46,572 Oh yes, you feel fine! 222 00:18:46,654 --> 00:18:50,010 - You feel just fine! - I feel very fine! 223 00:18:54,094 --> 00:18:56,403 An ass like a docker! 224 00:18:56,494 --> 00:18:58,485 CIumsy! She deserves better! 225 00:18:58,574 --> 00:19:00,804 Forget the girl, Bert! 226 00:19:00,894 --> 00:19:02,122 - There! - What! 227 00:19:02,214 --> 00:19:06,332 Ivan's dancing. Fancy a quickie? 228 00:19:06,414 --> 00:19:09,326 There! The guy's ass? 229 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:12,725 -What guy's ass? -There! You saw it! On the wall! 230 00:19:12,815 --> 00:19:14,806 PIease, stop it! 231 00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:18,129 A guy showed me his ass... 232 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,410 and asked if... I fancied a... 233 00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:24,204 - if I wanted... - Great! Was it a nice ass? 234 00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:25,444 Did it turn you on? 235 00:19:43,695 --> 00:19:45,253 What now? Come to bed! 236 00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:47,087 I'm just going for some water. 237 00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:23,853 What the fuck? 238 00:20:23,937 --> 00:20:25,814 There you are! 239 00:20:27,257 --> 00:20:29,134 What the hell's going on? 240 00:20:29,217 --> 00:20:31,606 Come to watch the fags, eh? 241 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:35,292 Michael Raffin, gay and proud of it! 242 00:20:35,377 --> 00:20:36,571 - Fascist! - You what? 243 00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:38,090 Where's your chick? 244 00:20:38,177 --> 00:20:40,293 Got any blow? I'm all out! 245 00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:44,737 He's all rumply! 246 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:48,329 Not hanging too heavy down there? 247 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:52,410 The material I mean! What's the fabric? 248 00:20:52,497 --> 00:20:55,330 Enough! Be nice to our intruder! 249 00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:59,093 I'm John, but my friends call me Shaggy. 250 00:20:59,178 --> 00:21:02,454 - This is my fucking house! - Have a drink. 251 00:21:03,498 --> 00:21:04,010 That's my wine! 252 00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:08,535 "My house!", "My wine". Chill, man! 253 00:21:17,138 --> 00:21:20,016 A little green, maybe. No effect at all. 254 00:21:20,098 --> 00:21:22,896 '76 is young, though. Needs to age. 255 00:21:23,538 --> 00:21:26,336 So, Mark. We need to talk. 256 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:29,535 You're cool, but this is our home. 257 00:21:29,618 --> 00:21:32,007 - Private. - Your home? 258 00:21:32,098 --> 00:21:35,136 Maybe we can help each other out. 259 00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:36,937 You can crash here for a while. 260 00:21:37,019 --> 00:21:39,214 Sure. Thanks! 261 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:42,689 We've been here for ages. But we need a change. 262 00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:46,249 - Any ideas? - Out! Or it's the cops! 263 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,809 The boys in blue! 264 00:21:49,899 --> 00:21:52,618 The boys in blue! 265 00:21:52,699 --> 00:21:54,257 I prefer firemen! 266 00:21:54,339 --> 00:21:57,092 I'm Giles. I'm a rep with BASF. 267 00:21:57,179 --> 00:21:59,379 They're showing off. Fags! 268 00:21:59,379 --> 00:22:01,847 I'm not. You know? 269 00:22:01,939 --> 00:22:04,089 I just come to dance! 270 00:22:04,179 --> 00:22:07,057 So dance away! And take your pals with you! 271 00:22:07,139 --> 00:22:07,730 OK? 272 00:22:08,419 --> 00:22:09,169 OK? 273 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,618 You don't get it! 274 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:17,928 What's going on? 275 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:21,251 Don't worry, it's alright. 276 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,534 And the shovel? 277 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:25,214 Don't touch me! 278 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:28,170 - It's for them! - There's nobody there! 279 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,019 Shut up! 280 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:35,459 You're drinking at night, now? 281 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:37,849 It's not me who's drinking, it's them! 282 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:41,853 They opened our wine. Stop it! 283 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:44,534 - Mark, you're insane! - They opened our wine. Stop it! 284 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:45,940 Quiet! 285 00:22:46,021 --> 00:22:48,979 - Call the cops! - Quiet! 286 00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:52,337 You're nuts! You're nuts! 287 00:22:52,421 --> 00:22:54,332 What? You're nuts! 288 00:22:54,421 --> 00:22:57,094 I'm nuts? So what do you call this, then? 289 00:22:58,021 --> 00:22:59,056 A cellar. 290 00:23:02,741 --> 00:23:05,733 Emma! You can see this shit! 291 00:23:11,821 --> 00:23:16,258 OK. You're fun guys, and great dancers... 292 00:23:16,341 --> 00:23:18,775 I don't care who you are... 293 00:23:18,861 --> 00:23:20,932 but get lost! OK! 294 00:23:21,022 --> 00:23:23,138 The boys in blue! 295 00:23:23,222 --> 00:23:25,053 OK, great! 296 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,575 I'll call them myself! 297 00:23:29,422 --> 00:23:33,131 It's always the same. Never there when you need them. 298 00:23:33,222 --> 00:23:35,577 Stop it, Mark! Stop it! 299 00:23:37,142 --> 00:23:38,655 You saw it down there! 300 00:23:38,742 --> 00:23:40,937 You're scaring me! You're mad! 301 00:23:41,022 --> 00:23:43,138 Are you blind, or what? You saw those guys! 302 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:46,339 - What's your game? - My game? 303 00:23:46,422 --> 00:23:50,131 Have you seen yourself? What are you on? Booze? Drugs? 304 00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:51,735 You need a shrink! 305 00:23:51,822 --> 00:23:52,572 Of course. 306 00:23:53,822 --> 00:23:55,653 You're calling a shrink now? 307 00:23:56,743 --> 00:23:58,256 We'll see who's nuts! 308 00:23:59,143 --> 00:24:00,656 David? Is this a bad time? 309 00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,539 Yeah, but... wait! 310 00:24:04,623 --> 00:24:06,853 Can you come over to the house please? 311 00:24:10,023 --> 00:24:12,332 Can we turn the music down! 312 00:24:12,423 --> 00:24:13,936 What's the big deal? 313 00:24:14,023 --> 00:24:15,058 That! 314 00:24:16,223 --> 00:24:17,372 The cellar? 315 00:24:25,223 --> 00:24:27,612 You must help me! I see guys! 316 00:24:27,703 --> 00:24:31,332 - Just guys, in the cellar? - No! Everywhere! 317 00:24:31,423 --> 00:24:35,975 In the shower... kissing, showing their asses! 318 00:24:36,064 --> 00:24:36,735 Kissing, showing their asses? 319 00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:37,574 Kissing, showing their asses? 320 00:24:37,664 --> 00:24:42,101 - You're gay! - But David! 321 00:24:42,184 --> 00:24:44,220 Either mad, or gay. 322 00:24:44,304 --> 00:24:47,501 But see a psycho-thingy. You're not a well person. 323 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:49,939 Take that to help you sleep. 324 00:24:50,024 --> 00:24:53,460 - I don't like pills. - But you're too stressed. 325 00:24:53,544 --> 00:24:56,058 One every two days. 326 00:24:56,144 --> 00:24:59,024 With a glass of water for one week. 327 00:24:59,024 --> 00:24:59,900 OK. 328 00:25:01,424 --> 00:25:02,413 So, I'll call you. 329 00:25:03,144 --> 00:25:04,020 Bye! 330 00:25:12,225 --> 00:25:13,180 "Just guys!" 331 00:26:10,186 --> 00:26:11,539 Oh, it's you! 332 00:26:11,626 --> 00:26:13,264 Pyjamas in the shower now! 333 00:26:13,346 --> 00:26:14,256 Oh, yeah! 334 00:26:15,546 --> 00:26:21,338 I forgot. Must be those damned pills. 335 00:26:21,427 --> 00:26:22,940 Scared of being naked? 336 00:26:23,627 --> 00:26:24,980 Not with you! 337 00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:27,103 I mean... 338 00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:29,143 I'm late! Gotta run! 339 00:26:35,787 --> 00:26:37,220 Mr Trayner! 340 00:26:40,347 --> 00:26:43,384 I know, I know! 341 00:26:45,507 --> 00:26:47,179 You piss me off. 342 00:26:47,267 --> 00:26:49,383 - I've warned you! - Absolutely! 343 00:26:49,467 --> 00:26:51,264 But trust me! I'll make it up! 344 00:26:51,347 --> 00:26:55,057 Let's do it for Mr Trayner! 345 00:26:55,148 --> 00:27:02,862 Hip-hip-hooray, let's build! 346 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:09,902 Hi! 347 00:27:09,988 --> 00:27:10,977 What's that? 348 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,623 A cue-rack. 349 00:27:13,108 --> 00:27:14,257 Ugly, isn't it. 350 00:27:15,388 --> 00:27:17,458 - Dad didn't come by. - No. 351 00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:18,742 So how are you? 352 00:27:18,828 --> 00:27:20,739 - Fine. - Really? 353 00:27:20,828 --> 00:27:22,056 Fine, fine! 354 00:27:22,148 --> 00:27:23,217 You saw someone? 355 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,664 Yeah! But I'll tell you later. 356 00:27:26,748 --> 00:27:29,057 Are you sick of me? 357 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:31,418 No, why? 358 00:27:33,149 --> 00:27:35,344 Don't force yourself! 359 00:27:35,429 --> 00:27:37,579 I can force myself a little! 360 00:27:38,429 --> 00:27:40,181 He'll stretch the material! 361 00:27:41,109 --> 00:27:43,020 - The fabric! - OK? 362 00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:44,588 Yeah, yeah! 363 00:27:44,669 --> 00:27:46,546 Show your tits! 364 00:27:46,629 --> 00:27:47,948 Shut up Ivan! 365 00:27:48,029 --> 00:27:50,623 - Do you still fancy me? - I do! 366 00:27:52,309 --> 00:27:53,742 - Fuck! - Mark! 367 00:27:53,829 --> 00:27:56,627 Maybe we can talk now? 368 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:59,940 We've got a proposal for you. 369 00:28:00,029 --> 00:28:02,259 - Help us escape! - Get lost! 370 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:04,658 You're busting my balls! 371 00:28:04,749 --> 00:28:06,263 That sounds like fun! 372 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,385 Get out! 373 00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:09,830 Who're you talking to now? 374 00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:10,467 Get out! 375 00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:13,347 To those bastards! 376 00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:14,829 Stop it! 377 00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,861 What luck! It didn't break! 378 00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:21,226 It wasn't luck. It should have broken. 379 00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:22,868 - That guy caught it. - Sure. 380 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:26,710 You can't see the guy in white? 381 00:28:26,710 --> 00:28:28,905 - Stop it! - Watch this! 382 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:30,699 Take a glass... 383 00:28:30,790 --> 00:28:32,508 drop it... 384 00:28:33,390 --> 00:28:33,788 and it breaks! 385 00:28:33,870 --> 00:28:34,461 and it breaks! 386 00:28:34,550 --> 00:28:37,830 - But he couldn't catch it! Wait... - And it breaks! 387 00:28:37,830 --> 00:28:40,025 - Wait... - Stop it! Stop it! 388 00:28:40,110 --> 00:28:41,020 Wait... watch again! 389 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:41,987 - Stop it! - It's OK! 390 00:28:42,071 --> 00:28:43,060 Now, you catch it. OK? 391 00:28:43,151 --> 00:28:43,742 Yes! 392 00:28:44,351 --> 00:28:45,750 You'll see! 393 00:28:45,831 --> 00:28:46,661 I'm off! 394 00:28:48,191 --> 00:28:48,862 You're mad! 395 00:28:48,951 --> 00:28:52,785 This time we count down. Like NASA... 396 00:28:52,871 --> 00:28:54,463 You're mad! 397 00:28:55,511 --> 00:28:58,150 Ready? 3, 2, 1... 398 00:28:59,551 --> 00:29:00,745 Idiot! 399 00:29:00,831 --> 00:29:03,470 You're certifiable! 400 00:29:03,551 --> 00:29:04,427 You didn't catch it? 401 00:29:04,511 --> 00:29:06,627 You just want us out, no? 402 00:29:06,711 --> 00:29:08,429 You're out, OK! 403 00:29:08,511 --> 00:29:10,024 He wants to marry us! 404 00:29:10,111 --> 00:29:12,545 Let's play tag! 405 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:34,021 Kissie-kissie! 406 00:29:34,112 --> 00:29:35,989 Can't catch us! 407 00:29:50,392 --> 00:29:52,953 - That you, Mark? - Yeah! 408 00:30:05,193 --> 00:30:06,308 It's taken! 409 00:30:12,953 --> 00:30:14,625 Straight fascist! 410 00:30:32,594 --> 00:30:35,154 She told you to fix the step! 411 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:37,543 You didn't hurt your thingy? 412 00:30:37,634 --> 00:30:39,431 I can massage it! 413 00:30:40,514 --> 00:30:41,663 Just helping! 414 00:30:45,994 --> 00:30:47,473 Not that way! 415 00:30:52,594 --> 00:30:55,347 Go ahead, make my day! Hit me! 416 00:30:55,434 --> 00:30:56,469 Show me your thingy! 417 00:30:58,674 --> 00:31:00,471 That's not a good omen! 418 00:31:12,595 --> 00:31:13,471 Anyone home? 419 00:31:14,315 --> 00:31:16,306 Emma sweetie! It's Dad! 420 00:31:16,395 --> 00:31:17,191 Anyone home? 421 00:31:43,156 --> 00:31:45,386 "Took the drill. Dad." 422 00:31:45,476 --> 00:31:48,070 "LSD. Handcuffs..." 423 00:31:53,316 --> 00:31:56,706 "Yum-yum" 424 00:31:59,716 --> 00:32:00,944 Whacko! 425 00:32:05,396 --> 00:32:07,751 Hurts like that, huh! 426 00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:11,669 Don't fuck with me in my house! 427 00:32:11,756 --> 00:32:13,155 What did you do? 428 00:32:13,236 --> 00:32:15,956 I got one of them! 429 00:32:16,037 --> 00:32:18,267 Dad! Are you all right? 430 00:32:18,357 --> 00:32:20,029 Answer me! 431 00:32:20,117 --> 00:32:20,867 Mr Chevallier! 432 00:32:20,957 --> 00:32:22,549 Don't touch me! 433 00:32:23,117 --> 00:32:24,709 What a savage! 434 00:32:25,317 --> 00:32:27,069 And with just a shovel! 435 00:32:27,157 --> 00:32:28,192 So butch! 436 00:32:29,837 --> 00:32:31,031 I'm sorry. 437 00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:34,072 For the insurance. Thanks. 438 00:32:35,077 --> 00:32:37,352 You're staying with your Dad? 439 00:32:37,437 --> 00:32:38,153 I'm leaving. 440 00:32:38,237 --> 00:32:40,193 But you'll be back tomorrow? 441 00:32:41,037 --> 00:32:42,436 You'll be back? 442 00:32:42,517 --> 00:32:44,951 - Why? - You attacked Dad! 443 00:32:45,037 --> 00:32:46,755 I know, but... I love you! 444 00:32:46,837 --> 00:32:48,156 Listen: it's over! 445 00:32:48,237 --> 00:32:50,148 You cheat on me... fantasize about men... 446 00:32:50,237 --> 00:32:53,833 steal my panties and hear voices! 447 00:32:53,918 --> 00:32:54,748 What? 448 00:32:54,838 --> 00:32:57,352 She said you fantasize about men... 449 00:32:57,438 --> 00:32:59,076 Shut it! 450 00:32:59,158 --> 00:33:01,035 For the photographer! 451 00:33:01,118 --> 00:33:02,267 Man or woman. 452 00:33:02,358 --> 00:33:06,351 But I don't know... I don't know who took it! 453 00:33:07,158 --> 00:33:10,275 You're scaring me! I can't take this! 454 00:33:10,358 --> 00:33:12,553 I'll see someone, tomorrow! 455 00:33:12,638 --> 00:33:13,548 I thought you already had? 456 00:33:13,638 --> 00:33:19,235 Yes, I went there but... Iet's go back in! 457 00:33:19,318 --> 00:33:20,751 Emma, I love you! 458 00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:30,154 Shit! 459 00:33:31,119 --> 00:33:32,950 Shit! Shit! Shit! 460 00:33:33,039 --> 00:33:35,633 A guy crying, and with pecs like that... 461 00:33:36,199 --> 00:33:37,154 makes your heart bleed! 462 00:33:38,359 --> 00:33:39,838 There's something in my eye... 463 00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:42,591 She's hot when she's mad! 464 00:33:43,559 --> 00:33:46,551 - Shame she's gone! - Enough, Ivan! 465 00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:49,756 Straights and their tiffs! 466 00:33:51,719 --> 00:33:53,072 I see men... 467 00:33:56,319 --> 00:33:57,274 in my room... 468 00:33:59,919 --> 00:34:00,954 in the shower... 469 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,113 in the cellar... 470 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,509 but, let's be clear: I'm not homosexual, OK? 471 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,878 Of course not! What's your job? 472 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,313 Construction. 473 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,072 I'm a site manager. 474 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:17,990 A man's world. 475 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,475 Yes. 476 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,516 So you work exclusively with men... 477 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,068 Er, yeah. 478 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,275 That's interesting. 479 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:31,150 And these men... I'm the only one who sees them! 480 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,071 Mr Modena... 481 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,310 You are the victim of hallucinations. 482 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,753 Fine. Why? 483 00:34:37,401 --> 00:34:41,360 If we restrict our instincts, 484 00:34:41,521 --> 00:34:46,151 or restrain our desires... we may have certain visions. 485 00:34:49,401 --> 00:34:51,357 When you say visions, 486 00:34:51,441 --> 00:34:55,070 - what do you mean? - Time's up. That's 45 euros, please. 487 00:34:55,161 --> 00:35:00,440 Wait, wait! If I get a change of scene... 488 00:35:00,521 --> 00:35:03,354 or sell the house, maybe that would help? 489 00:35:03,441 --> 00:35:05,750 Change your head. That's the problem. 490 00:35:05,841 --> 00:35:07,115 In cash, of course. 491 00:35:10,761 --> 00:35:12,752 - I only have this. - I owe you 5. 492 00:35:18,522 --> 00:35:20,797 "GAY" 493 00:35:27,962 --> 00:35:31,955 We'll delve into that next time. Make a new appointment... 494 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,316 Listen to me! 495 00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:36,237 But what can I do? My wife's left me! 496 00:35:36,322 --> 00:35:37,880 I'm all alone! 497 00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:41,919 You have homosexual fantasies. Accept it. 498 00:35:42,002 --> 00:35:43,799 Act upon it. You'll feel much better. 499 00:35:49,323 --> 00:35:50,551 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. 500 00:35:51,963 --> 00:35:53,635 - Thanks. - Never mind. 501 00:36:23,963 --> 00:36:24,999 I've made tea. 502 00:36:26,364 --> 00:36:29,959 I always said that boy wasn't for us. For you, I mean. 503 00:36:35,964 --> 00:36:38,159 Oh, look! I love it... 504 00:36:38,244 --> 00:36:41,202 Valerie's such a space case, she's left her gymbag! 505 00:36:42,764 --> 00:36:44,561 I need to talk... 506 00:36:44,644 --> 00:36:47,761 She's got a 15-day course in Cuba, with her coach... 507 00:36:47,844 --> 00:36:49,277 And she's the only girl! 508 00:36:51,164 --> 00:36:52,563 David... I'm wondering if... 509 00:36:54,644 --> 00:36:56,284 I might be gay. 510 00:36:56,284 --> 00:36:57,399 Pass the crisps. 511 00:36:58,764 --> 00:37:02,838 - Did you hear me? - Gay. Yes. I heard. I told you that. 512 00:37:05,045 --> 00:37:07,798 - So? - So, nothing. 513 00:37:12,285 --> 00:37:15,402 You're not my type. Hey, take it easy. 514 00:37:17,525 --> 00:37:19,993 That explains the guys in the cellar. 515 00:37:20,085 --> 00:37:22,121 So who is it? A colleague? 516 00:37:22,205 --> 00:37:23,763 - Who's who? - Whaddya mean who? 517 00:37:23,845 --> 00:37:24,755 Your boyfriend! 518 00:37:24,845 --> 00:37:26,198 For fuck's sake! 519 00:37:27,965 --> 00:37:30,559 It's Carlos, the Portuguese guy. 520 00:37:30,645 --> 00:37:34,763 You guys are always... It's Carlos! 521 00:37:34,845 --> 00:37:36,165 I knew it! 522 00:37:36,246 --> 00:37:38,601 No boyfriend! 523 00:37:38,686 --> 00:37:39,675 Right. 524 00:37:41,966 --> 00:37:43,763 Carlos met your Dad? 525 00:37:43,846 --> 00:37:50,285 - Are you deaf! I don't have a boyfriend! - So you just screw around? 526 00:37:51,006 --> 00:37:53,645 I've never screwed a guy. 527 00:37:53,726 --> 00:37:56,684 You said you were gay? 528 00:37:56,766 --> 00:37:58,916 - Yes. - And gays do guys. 529 00:37:59,006 --> 00:38:03,079 You can't generalise. Not all gays do guys. 530 00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:05,964 But... you do want to screw a guy? 531 00:38:06,046 --> 00:38:07,035 No! 532 00:38:08,766 --> 00:38:10,883 Screw your dumb questions! 533 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,004 I have to go: my grandma's 80th birthday. 534 00:38:14,767 --> 00:38:15,916 Where's my tie? 535 00:38:16,007 --> 00:38:16,996 Oh God! 536 00:38:19,407 --> 00:38:20,681 Look, Mark! 537 00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:23,520 I found this for V's birthday. 538 00:38:23,607 --> 00:38:25,996 It's African or Columbian, maybe... 539 00:38:26,087 --> 00:38:28,965 - I don't know where to put it. - Nor me. 540 00:38:29,047 --> 00:38:34,121 But you're gay! You should know! Where would you put it? 541 00:38:35,927 --> 00:38:36,916 In the cellar. 542 00:38:39,407 --> 00:38:41,159 What did he say? 543 00:38:41,247 --> 00:38:44,922 He didn't say anything. 544 00:38:45,007 --> 00:38:47,203 Yes I did, Papa. 545 00:38:47,728 --> 00:38:49,798 I said that maybe I was... 546 00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:51,640 homosexual... or bisexual. 547 00:38:51,728 --> 00:38:55,004 Phew! I was worried... 548 00:38:55,088 --> 00:38:57,727 I thought you didn't like my tiramisu! 549 00:38:57,808 --> 00:39:00,959 Your tiramisu's the best! 550 00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:03,767 So you're a fairy... 551 00:39:03,848 --> 00:39:06,806 You know, pre-war... back in Italy... 552 00:39:06,888 --> 00:39:09,607 I had this beautiful neighbour... 553 00:39:09,688 --> 00:39:13,442 - she was round and firm: an apricot! - AIright, Mama! Enough already! 554 00:39:13,528 --> 00:39:16,361 - We used to do it every washday. - AIright, Mama! Enough already! 555 00:39:16,448 --> 00:39:19,360 - Your father was kind and a good worker. - What did gran say? 556 00:39:19,448 --> 00:39:21,564 But useless in bed. 557 00:39:21,648 --> 00:39:24,641 We have to help him. 558 00:39:27,529 --> 00:39:28,848 No leftovers! 559 00:39:29,129 --> 00:39:30,084 What did gran say? 560 00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:37,206 We have to help him. 561 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:39,964 Any ideas? 562 00:39:40,049 --> 00:39:42,927 This TV is all squashed! 563 00:39:43,529 --> 00:39:44,962 I'll talk to him. 564 00:39:45,929 --> 00:39:47,487 A proper discussion. 565 00:39:47,569 --> 00:39:52,723 We can help him... and he might help us escape. 566 00:39:52,809 --> 00:39:53,798 What's that? 567 00:39:53,889 --> 00:39:56,483 An article about hammerhead sharks. 568 00:39:58,850 --> 00:40:02,286 Hammertit sharks! 569 00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:06,124 Don't push me, Ivan, please! 570 00:40:09,090 --> 00:40:11,240 I've grilled his jeans! 571 00:40:12,730 --> 00:40:13,924 Have you seen the date? 572 00:40:15,130 --> 00:40:18,805 It's 2006! 573 00:40:19,810 --> 00:40:22,722 We've been here for 27 years! 574 00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:23,799 I'm 60! 575 00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:24,800 No. 576 00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:28,003 My ex is mayor of Paris! 577 00:40:29,130 --> 00:40:31,564 And when I was in Italy... 578 00:40:31,650 --> 00:40:33,323 one night he wasn't home! 579 00:40:34,771 --> 00:40:36,170 But Mark is the Latin type. 580 00:40:36,691 --> 00:40:37,885 And? 581 00:40:37,971 --> 00:40:42,328 He's hot-blooded. He needs to play around! 582 00:40:43,971 --> 00:40:46,041 I swore I wouldn't tell... 583 00:40:47,971 --> 00:40:49,529 He even hit on me! 584 00:40:49,611 --> 00:40:51,124 What? Mark? 585 00:40:51,211 --> 00:40:53,520 I don't want to cause trouble... 586 00:40:55,571 --> 00:40:56,526 Is that him? 587 00:40:57,971 --> 00:40:58,960 Don't answer! 588 00:41:00,211 --> 00:41:01,883 Don't be a sucker! 589 00:41:02,771 --> 00:41:03,647 You understand? 590 00:41:06,371 --> 00:41:09,921 "Accept it. Act upon it." 591 00:41:19,412 --> 00:41:20,731 Excuse me... 592 00:41:21,332 --> 00:41:22,526 I will have... 593 00:41:24,252 --> 00:41:25,401 a Scotch! 594 00:41:33,932 --> 00:41:34,887 On the rocks? 595 00:41:34,972 --> 00:41:36,724 Right, no ice. Thanks. 596 00:41:39,812 --> 00:41:41,370 Has everyone left? 597 00:41:41,452 --> 00:41:43,727 At 12? It isn't EuroDisney. 598 00:41:43,812 --> 00:41:45,212 Uh, Yes. 599 00:41:49,133 --> 00:41:50,532 Can I get a light, please? 600 00:41:50,613 --> 00:41:52,444 ...and for a name? 601 00:41:52,533 --> 00:41:57,163 Samuel or John, finally Mark. 602 00:41:57,253 --> 00:42:00,086 That's funny: my name's Mark! 603 00:42:00,173 --> 00:42:01,765 You done, Mr Suit 'n' Tie? 604 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,447 No, it's Modena. 605 00:42:04,533 --> 00:42:06,569 Mark... never mind. 606 00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:14,202 Straight bait. 607 00:42:15,413 --> 00:42:16,641 Up my alley! 608 00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:47,003 Time out! 609 00:42:53,054 --> 00:42:53,964 Hi, I'm Mark. 610 00:42:56,615 --> 00:42:58,287 Wanna go downstairs? 611 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:00,889 Yes, sure... why? What's downstairs? 612 00:43:00,975 --> 00:43:02,966 Come, and I'll show you. 613 00:43:05,615 --> 00:43:10,769 Easy now... The direct type, huh? 614 00:43:10,855 --> 00:43:16,612 I'm more old-fashioned... maybe we could talk? 615 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:18,890 You just give head? 616 00:43:19,415 --> 00:43:21,087 I didn't catch that. 617 00:43:21,175 --> 00:43:23,166 You only give blow-jobs? 618 00:43:23,255 --> 00:43:27,806 I didn't say that! No way! 619 00:43:27,895 --> 00:43:30,170 Maybe we can chat... first! 620 00:43:30,255 --> 00:43:34,010 What do you do? 621 00:43:34,816 --> 00:43:36,488 I'm active. 622 00:43:36,576 --> 00:43:38,771 Yes, but in what? 623 00:43:38,856 --> 00:43:41,814 In almost anyone. It depends. 624 00:43:43,256 --> 00:43:45,816 Right! 625 00:43:47,536 --> 00:43:50,209 So what sign are you? 626 00:43:50,776 --> 00:43:54,610 I don't believe in all that astral shit, but hey! 627 00:43:55,896 --> 00:43:58,615 I like you. We're going to get along. 628 00:43:59,856 --> 00:44:01,005 Terrific! 629 00:44:01,856 --> 00:44:02,652 You OK? 630 00:44:04,616 --> 00:44:08,371 Do you want something to drink? Or a bite to eat? 631 00:44:08,457 --> 00:44:09,412 I just want to fuck. 632 00:44:10,777 --> 00:44:11,846 Your place? 633 00:44:12,777 --> 00:44:17,168 My place is not a good option! 634 00:44:17,257 --> 00:44:18,406 Outside then? 635 00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:23,406 I didn't like it much outside, the last time. 636 00:44:24,137 --> 00:44:28,289 Stones, and bits of stuff, and thorns... 637 00:44:28,377 --> 00:44:31,767 Stop it! Sorry, but I can't drive. That's all. 638 00:44:31,857 --> 00:44:35,372 Shame: no site keys. 639 00:44:35,457 --> 00:44:37,573 You work on a site? 640 00:44:37,657 --> 00:44:41,332 Site manager! A great job! A challenge, I love it! 641 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:43,613 Have you got any work clothes? 642 00:44:44,778 --> 00:44:47,850 The first time I felched a Turkish builder... 643 00:44:47,938 --> 00:44:49,371 Great! Great! 644 00:44:49,458 --> 00:44:50,777 Park there, quick! 645 00:45:00,218 --> 00:45:01,571 Talk Turkish to me! 646 00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,933 - Turkish? - Yeah! 647 00:45:04,018 --> 00:45:06,373 Go on, go on! 648 00:45:06,458 --> 00:45:07,413 Kebab! 649 00:45:07,498 --> 00:45:10,934 More! 650 00:45:11,018 --> 00:45:12,576 Galatasaray... 651 00:45:12,658 --> 00:45:14,535 Fuck, you're a hunk! 652 00:45:14,618 --> 00:45:17,371 OK. OK. 653 00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:23,614 - Do me a favour? - No, yes, it depends. 654 00:45:25,819 --> 00:45:26,888 Do me a favour? 655 00:45:26,979 --> 00:45:29,368 No, yes, it depends. 656 00:45:29,459 --> 00:45:30,812 Put this on. 657 00:45:35,459 --> 00:45:36,812 And get undressed. 658 00:45:37,619 --> 00:45:40,929 Aren't you worried someone will see us? 659 00:45:41,019 --> 00:45:43,089 Sure... the squirrels. 660 00:45:43,179 --> 00:45:45,409 Here, lover... 661 00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:50,893 Dear God! It's unreal! 662 00:45:50,979 --> 00:45:52,094 And it's all yours! 663 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:55,618 What? 664 00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:57,531 Hi. It's our pal! 665 00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:02,493 Freaky, huh! 666 00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:08,091 - It's not mine! - I can see that! No question! 667 00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:10,011 Wrap it all up! Follow us! 668 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:18,939 Straights! Never again! 669 00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:22,888 "New message." 670 00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:27,858 "Trayner here. You were expected at 7. Get a new job. Goodbye." 671 00:46:29,061 --> 00:46:30,733 "New message." 672 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:32,334 "Mark, it's Emma." 673 00:46:32,421 --> 00:46:34,730 "Dad's picking up his car tonight." 674 00:46:34,821 --> 00:46:38,894 "Don't be there... please." 675 00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:46,339 How are you? 676 00:47:49,583 --> 00:47:51,460 Oh no! I'd forgotten! 677 00:47:52,463 --> 00:47:54,693 We're having a Village People party... 678 00:47:54,783 --> 00:47:57,217 we borrowed some stuff. 679 00:47:57,303 --> 00:47:58,941 Damn visions! 680 00:47:59,943 --> 00:48:01,501 He's obsessed! 681 00:48:02,383 --> 00:48:03,862 See a shrink! 682 00:48:17,944 --> 00:48:19,423 Change the goddamn song! 683 00:48:22,864 --> 00:48:23,853 What time is it? 684 00:48:25,344 --> 00:48:26,618 You're all worked up! 685 00:48:31,984 --> 00:48:36,739 You need a bath and a massage. 686 00:48:36,824 --> 00:48:37,939 Shut up! 687 00:48:40,104 --> 00:48:42,174 Maldini! Dinnertime! 688 00:48:53,585 --> 00:48:55,337 I need my keys. 689 00:48:55,425 --> 00:48:56,494 Come in. 690 00:48:57,465 --> 00:49:00,616 I'm sorry... it's so unlike me. 691 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:02,343 Just a misunderstanding... 692 00:49:04,265 --> 00:49:04,981 Tell Emma... 693 00:49:05,065 --> 00:49:05,941 Definitely. 694 00:49:07,185 --> 00:49:07,981 Thanks. 695 00:49:11,985 --> 00:49:12,940 Gentlemen... 696 00:49:13,025 --> 00:49:14,219 Kissie! 697 00:49:22,625 --> 00:49:23,421 "Gentlemen?" 698 00:49:25,865 --> 00:49:26,820 Wait! 699 00:49:26,905 --> 00:49:28,225 Wait! 700 00:49:28,306 --> 00:49:29,136 Wait! 701 00:49:31,066 --> 00:49:32,579 Who were you talking to? 702 00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:34,065 Who was there? 703 00:49:34,146 --> 00:49:35,818 Those fellows... 704 00:49:36,746 --> 00:49:39,465 What fellows? I'm all alone! 705 00:49:39,546 --> 00:49:43,221 You're crazy! The Indian, the cop... the motorbike guy... 706 00:49:43,306 --> 00:49:46,298 That's great! 707 00:49:46,386 --> 00:49:48,138 - That's great! - Crazy! 708 00:50:00,386 --> 00:50:05,381 "L'Am - bi - gu" What is that? 709 00:50:07,227 --> 00:50:10,583 Colour TV for the straights! 710 00:50:14,547 --> 00:50:16,538 Damn allergies! 711 00:50:16,627 --> 00:50:18,185 Must be puss! 712 00:50:18,267 --> 00:50:20,576 "Franz, let's get married!" 713 00:50:20,667 --> 00:50:22,783 Princes but no queens! 714 00:50:22,867 --> 00:50:24,698 "I love you, Franz!" 715 00:50:24,787 --> 00:50:26,379 "Don't call me Franz!" 716 00:50:26,467 --> 00:50:29,937 - Change channels! - Switch it back on! We want the Princess! 717 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,824 And the Prince! 718 00:50:36,027 --> 00:50:37,904 "Tragedy at club. 5 dead." 719 00:50:39,988 --> 00:50:40,704 Baby! 720 00:50:41,588 --> 00:50:42,657 Smoking! 721 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,067 No effect at all! 722 00:50:44,148 --> 00:50:45,024 Come on! 723 00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:46,746 Pass the ball! 724 00:50:46,828 --> 00:50:48,784 "Tr.z.guet shoots!" 725 00:50:48,868 --> 00:50:51,382 Tr.z.-gay? Who are these guys? 726 00:50:51,468 --> 00:50:53,743 We'll never win with the B-team! 727 00:50:54,908 --> 00:50:58,981 Where's Janvion and Revelli? Or the new kid, PIatini? 728 00:50:59,068 --> 00:51:00,581 France always sucks at soccer! 729 00:51:00,668 --> 00:51:04,786 We have won 2 Euros and a World Cup! 730 00:51:04,868 --> 00:51:06,187 Leave the footie! 731 00:51:06,268 --> 00:51:08,179 Let's talk. 732 00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:09,542 Did you hear that, girls! 733 00:51:09,628 --> 00:51:11,584 - He wants to talk! - Look. 734 00:51:15,589 --> 00:51:17,944 We're in the newspaper! 735 00:51:18,029 --> 00:51:18,745 Let's see! 736 00:51:20,229 --> 00:51:22,504 "Explosion at 2 in the morning..." 737 00:51:22,589 --> 00:51:25,786 1.55 on the dot. 738 00:51:25,869 --> 00:51:27,018 That's mine. 739 00:51:27,109 --> 00:51:30,101 "Five victims' bodies were not found..." 740 00:51:30,189 --> 00:51:31,702 "due to the blast..." 741 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:37,819 "caused by a short-circuit in an overheated bubble and foam machine!" 742 00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:40,582 I get it now. 743 00:51:40,669 --> 00:51:43,342 April 13th 1979... 744 00:51:43,429 --> 00:51:46,102 Huggy's surprise birthday party... 745 00:51:46,189 --> 00:51:47,508 he was thirty... 746 00:51:49,069 --> 00:51:50,423 my partner! 747 00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:53,909 You come out at night... stay young... 748 00:51:53,990 --> 00:51:55,787 We're fags, right? 749 00:51:55,870 --> 00:51:59,419 - Yes. No. I was going to say ghosts! - What a genius! 750 00:52:00,630 --> 00:52:03,588 We walk through walls and don't age... 751 00:52:05,030 --> 00:52:07,544 you could have asked us! 752 00:52:07,630 --> 00:52:09,188 Anyway... 753 00:52:09,270 --> 00:52:12,819 Emma's Dad sees you, so I'm not alone... 754 00:52:12,910 --> 00:52:15,219 And I'm not mad, and not gay! 755 00:52:15,310 --> 00:52:17,346 Happy now, are you? 756 00:52:17,990 --> 00:52:20,220 He's glad not to be gay! 757 00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:21,899 Yes! 758 00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:24,629 Maybe I can win back the woman I love! 759 00:52:28,391 --> 00:52:30,825 "Ghosts" 760 00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:34,027 Brilliant! 761 00:52:39,951 --> 00:52:40,747 I'm coming! 762 00:52:44,071 --> 00:52:45,902 ...so if you think you can help, 763 00:52:45,991 --> 00:52:47,470 call me back. Thanks. 764 00:52:49,991 --> 00:52:52,061 The very man! You lost your job: you're in deep shit... 765 00:52:52,151 --> 00:52:54,904 So? suicide? 766 00:52:54,991 --> 00:52:56,026 What? 767 00:52:56,111 --> 00:53:01,550 Well you're gay, your wife's left you, you're jobless... it makes sense. 768 00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:03,781 Bullshit! 769 00:53:03,872 --> 00:53:04,987 I'm not gay. 770 00:53:05,072 --> 00:53:09,304 Shame, it was kind of cool. Did you tell Emma? 771 00:53:09,392 --> 00:53:11,110 I left 100 messages... 772 00:53:11,192 --> 00:53:13,308 Oh shit! Like a beer? 773 00:53:13,832 --> 00:53:14,901 It's me... 774 00:53:15,872 --> 00:53:17,351 I went for my car. 775 00:53:17,432 --> 00:53:18,660 - You OK? - Yeah. 776 00:53:18,752 --> 00:53:21,346 Move on, Emma. I saw Mark. 777 00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:24,583 - Really? How is he? - Seems just fine! 778 00:53:24,672 --> 00:53:28,790 Having a little party a kinky costume do! 779 00:53:31,472 --> 00:53:32,348 Going out? 780 00:53:32,432 --> 00:53:35,469 To work. I can't sleep anyway. 781 00:53:40,873 --> 00:53:41,589 Mark! 782 00:53:42,233 --> 00:53:43,427 Christ! 783 00:53:43,953 --> 00:53:45,864 Stop going through walls! 784 00:53:45,953 --> 00:53:47,671 It's creepy! There are doors! 785 00:53:56,153 --> 00:53:57,632 Doors means... never mind. 786 00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:00,506 You know... 787 00:54:00,593 --> 00:54:02,868 the pal who never showed up... 788 00:54:02,953 --> 00:54:04,511 can you try and find him? 789 00:54:05,633 --> 00:54:07,510 His name was Henry Burns. 790 00:54:07,593 --> 00:54:09,504 But I called him Huggy. 791 00:54:09,593 --> 00:54:12,108 He ran a bar in the Rue St Anne. 792 00:54:13,954 --> 00:54:15,273 The love of my life. 793 00:54:19,314 --> 00:54:20,713 I'll do what I can. 794 00:54:21,474 --> 00:54:22,987 - Huggy? - Huggy. 795 00:54:24,074 --> 00:54:26,463 Right... We're going to dance. 796 00:54:32,154 --> 00:54:32,825 Thanks. 797 00:54:47,154 --> 00:54:48,224 What's up? 798 00:54:48,315 --> 00:54:54,151 It's Ivan! He's dead! 799 00:54:54,235 --> 00:54:56,191 - Yes, I'm dead! - My baby's dead! 800 00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:57,674 - It's Ivan! He's dead! - Of course he's dead! You're dead too! 801 00:54:57,755 --> 00:55:00,792 You're all dead! So what? 802 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:02,786 Not again! You need locking up! 803 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:05,912 You need locking up! You're seriously whacko! 804 00:55:05,995 --> 00:55:08,793 You're seriously whacko! 805 00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:10,866 I'm talking to gh... 806 00:55:10,955 --> 00:55:13,071 to friends you can't see. 807 00:55:13,155 --> 00:55:14,668 Cut it out! 808 00:55:14,755 --> 00:55:16,154 How about a demo? 809 00:55:18,235 --> 00:55:19,270 Leave it to me! 810 00:55:20,235 --> 00:55:20,951 What? 811 00:55:21,835 --> 00:55:22,824 Just watch! 812 00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:26,427 Ready? 813 00:55:27,516 --> 00:55:28,426 Lets' go! 814 00:55:34,636 --> 00:55:36,069 Nice move. My turn. 815 00:55:37,436 --> 00:55:38,232 Nice move! 816 00:55:38,956 --> 00:55:41,629 Did you see that? You think I did that alone? 817 00:55:42,716 --> 00:55:45,025 What planet are you on? 818 00:55:45,116 --> 00:55:45,866 Huh? 819 00:55:47,636 --> 00:55:49,467 OK, guys. Reset. 820 00:55:49,556 --> 00:55:50,909 You shoot now. You'll see. 821 00:55:57,596 --> 00:55:58,346 Holy shit! 822 00:55:59,837 --> 00:56:00,826 Is that them? 823 00:56:16,357 --> 00:56:17,233 Wow! 824 00:56:23,877 --> 00:56:25,026 They're good! 825 00:56:27,397 --> 00:56:30,355 It's like a flying sea-snake! 826 00:56:34,438 --> 00:56:39,910 Oh shit! Are they there? 827 00:56:43,998 --> 00:56:46,990 I've got pretty balls, huh? 828 00:56:47,078 --> 00:56:48,397 They see me? 829 00:56:48,478 --> 00:56:51,629 Is he playing with a full deck? 830 00:56:52,158 --> 00:56:54,718 They think you're cool. 831 00:56:56,638 --> 00:56:57,912 Howdy! 832 00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:01,308 That's a cue-rack! Over there! 833 00:57:01,398 --> 00:57:02,547 Do they live here? 834 00:57:02,638 --> 00:57:04,754 That's the problem... 835 00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,234 Good evening, Mr Modena. 836 00:57:18,879 --> 00:57:19,834 A classic case. 837 00:57:20,559 --> 00:57:25,508 What our German friends call "poltergeists". 838 00:57:25,599 --> 00:57:27,555 "Noisy spirits". 839 00:57:27,639 --> 00:57:32,155 You say they died violently, without a proper burial... 840 00:57:32,239 --> 00:57:37,791 they behave strangely... are prisoners in this house... 841 00:57:37,879 --> 00:57:39,790 ... and appear at night? 842 00:57:39,879 --> 00:57:40,629 Absolutely. 843 00:57:42,079 --> 00:57:43,990 What are you doing? 844 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:52,590 To imprison such spirits... one needs an area of consecrated ground... 845 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:56,992 ... enclosed by 4 holy stones. 846 00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,356 We need to find those stones. 847 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,869 I should have taken the barbecue sauce. 848 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,519 Get me some. 849 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,591 Hey! Get it yourself! 850 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,636 David... please. 851 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,315 And for dessert, a fudge McFIurry. 852 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,276 Do it for me! 853 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:20,429 Great! 854 00:58:22,361 --> 00:58:23,157 It's OK. 855 00:58:24,481 --> 00:58:26,790 He has a cuckold's chin... 856 00:58:26,881 --> 00:58:31,033 a prominent forehead and a thick neck an obvious cretin! 857 00:58:31,881 --> 00:58:35,078 Right... find me those stones! 858 00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:39,076 It's manual labour... not too hard... 859 00:58:39,601 --> 00:58:40,920 even for you. 860 00:58:41,681 --> 00:58:42,670 I hate him. 861 00:58:43,841 --> 00:58:44,796 It's mutual. 862 00:58:44,881 --> 00:58:46,917 You can see them? And hear them? 863 00:58:52,241 --> 00:58:53,151 Let's go guys! 864 00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:11,954 "This house was built on a Templars' shrine..." 865 00:59:12,042 --> 00:59:17,560 "and the 4 imprisoning stones represent the 4 corners of the old torture chamber." 866 00:59:17,642 --> 00:59:20,395 "When the Order was repressed..." 867 00:59:20,482 --> 00:59:22,791 "the Templars were slain..." 868 00:59:22,882 --> 00:59:25,476 "at this precise location: your house..." 869 00:59:29,442 --> 00:59:31,114 "and the former club." 870 00:59:33,483 --> 00:59:36,475 SIow going! Careful, Mark. 871 00:59:36,563 --> 00:59:38,713 OK. There! 872 00:59:38,803 --> 00:59:44,992 The stones represent the limits of the ectoplasmic perimeter. 873 00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:46,755 Your chums' "prison". 874 00:59:46,843 --> 00:59:48,037 If I move the stones... 875 00:59:50,923 --> 00:59:51,912 they move too. 876 00:59:53,963 --> 00:59:54,759 One barbecue sauce! 877 00:59:54,843 --> 00:59:57,801 I don't want it now. Where's my dessert? 878 00:59:57,883 --> 00:59:58,872 Thanks, David. 879 01:00:00,283 --> 01:00:01,193 I don't want it now. Where's my dessert? 880 01:00:01,683 --> 01:00:02,479 Here! 881 01:00:03,483 --> 01:00:07,601 So if I put the stonesat each corner of the country... 882 01:00:08,284 --> 01:00:10,798 they could go anywhere? 883 01:00:10,884 --> 01:00:12,602 That's impossible. 884 01:00:12,684 --> 01:00:16,597 The ectoplasmic zone is fixed. It can't be enlarged. 885 01:00:16,684 --> 01:00:18,640 So they will never leave? 886 01:00:18,724 --> 01:00:19,554 Oh, but yes! 887 01:00:21,044 --> 01:00:26,038 The poltergeist state is just one step preceding reincarnation and... 888 01:00:27,564 --> 01:00:29,202 the Great Passage. 889 01:00:29,284 --> 01:00:30,637 What's that? 890 01:00:30,724 --> 01:00:36,481 Like in that film: "Hell-house". Every 700 years, there's a big hole... 891 01:00:36,564 --> 01:00:38,794 and guys fall in. 892 01:00:38,884 --> 01:00:44,403 So you liked that fine documentary... 893 01:00:44,485 --> 01:00:46,794 But then, you have flat lobes. 894 01:00:46,885 --> 01:00:49,445 I'm going to play pool. 895 01:00:50,285 --> 01:00:53,038 When is the Great Passage? 896 01:00:53,125 --> 01:00:54,114 It can be defined. 897 01:00:57,285 --> 01:00:58,798 I can do that. 898 01:00:58,885 --> 01:01:00,284 But I am intrigued... 899 01:01:01,485 --> 01:01:02,440 Some people... 900 01:01:02,885 --> 01:01:03,920 can see them... 901 01:01:04,445 --> 01:01:05,400 others cannot. 902 01:01:05,485 --> 01:01:06,759 Yes, I agree. 903 01:01:06,845 --> 01:01:08,039 Be quiet! 904 01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:10,596 I need to think. 905 01:01:10,685 --> 01:01:13,404 We know that Casanova's ghost... 906 01:01:13,885 --> 01:01:16,604 appeared only to virgins. 907 01:01:16,685 --> 01:01:18,596 To no-one else. Why? 908 01:01:18,685 --> 01:01:22,201 Because he lusted after virginity. 909 01:01:22,286 --> 01:01:24,402 Thus, if we see them... 910 01:01:24,486 --> 01:01:27,523 others do not, it is for the same reason... 911 01:01:28,406 --> 01:01:29,725 Virginity! 912 01:01:29,806 --> 01:01:31,922 That doesn't work. I can see them... 913 01:01:32,006 --> 01:01:36,158 - and I'm no virgin. - With a man? 914 01:01:36,246 --> 01:01:37,599 Ah, in that case... 915 01:01:37,686 --> 01:01:38,801 Myself too! 916 01:01:38,886 --> 01:01:43,323 And what fantasy... inspires every pederast? 917 01:01:43,406 --> 01:01:44,316 You and I! 918 01:01:45,846 --> 01:01:48,724 Attractive hetero males to convert! 919 01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:50,319 That makes sense. 920 01:01:50,406 --> 01:01:57,119 Emma's Dad and I can see them... but she can't. 921 01:01:57,207 --> 01:01:58,356 Exactly. 922 01:01:58,447 --> 01:02:01,962 Impure contact with a man means virginity is lost. 923 01:02:02,047 --> 01:02:06,006 So you can't see them. Are your toilets clean? 924 01:02:06,087 --> 01:02:07,281 Yes. 925 01:02:08,367 --> 01:02:09,880 Where? 926 01:02:14,727 --> 01:02:15,603 I'm coming. 927 01:02:26,007 --> 01:02:28,043 AII right, guys? 928 01:02:28,127 --> 01:02:30,358 I'll kill the fascist! 929 01:02:30,448 --> 01:02:32,245 No, we need him! 930 01:02:32,328 --> 01:02:34,444 It's bedtime, OK? 931 01:02:34,528 --> 01:02:38,726 For you! We're stuck here because of the stones! 932 01:02:38,808 --> 01:02:43,404 Why don't you put the stones in the car and go for a drive! 933 01:02:43,488 --> 01:02:45,683 He's right! 934 01:02:45,768 --> 01:02:49,443 We can't leave the perimeter, but we can move it! 935 01:02:49,528 --> 01:02:51,837 Mark can drive us and the stones... 936 01:02:51,928 --> 01:02:54,158 I wouldn't, if I were you. 937 01:02:54,248 --> 01:02:56,716 We'll do what we like, pal! 938 01:02:56,808 --> 01:02:58,207 You're not giving orders! 939 01:02:59,928 --> 01:03:03,603 How do we do it? We can't even touch the stones! 940 01:03:03,688 --> 01:03:07,807 - Come and party with us! - I'm off! 941 01:03:07,889 --> 01:03:12,041 I'm really not in the mood. Early night for me. 942 01:03:12,129 --> 01:03:14,563 Be cool, Mark! 943 01:03:14,649 --> 01:03:17,800 We'll never see what's become of the world. 944 01:03:17,889 --> 01:03:21,359 But we can't force anyone to be generous. 945 01:03:21,449 --> 01:03:23,326 Don't worry, Mark... 946 01:03:23,409 --> 01:03:25,320 We'll still help get Emma back. 947 01:03:26,249 --> 01:03:27,238 Kissie! 948 01:03:28,529 --> 01:03:29,962 Bastards! 949 01:03:30,049 --> 01:03:31,402 OK. But not for long. 950 01:03:35,449 --> 01:03:37,804 I'll have to move the stones! 951 01:03:37,889 --> 01:03:38,765 Hurry up! 952 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,282 I have a question for you... 953 01:03:40,769 --> 01:03:43,921 why doesn't David see the ghosts? 954 01:03:44,010 --> 01:03:46,729 Think about it. There are two cases. 955 01:03:46,810 --> 01:03:50,007 Either you're pure... or you're not. 956 01:03:50,090 --> 01:03:51,808 Leave the old fart! 957 01:03:51,890 --> 01:03:53,608 Good night, Mr Modena. 958 01:03:53,690 --> 01:03:55,089 Let's go, Mark! 959 01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:58,638 - You'll drop me off? - Sure. 960 01:04:01,490 --> 01:04:02,889 Party time! 961 01:04:04,650 --> 01:04:07,528 Who put a stone by the brake! 962 01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:10,841 - I did. Don't move. - What's he doing? 963 01:04:11,450 --> 01:04:12,565 OK! I've got it. 964 01:04:13,170 --> 01:04:14,398 Put the radio on! 965 01:04:14,490 --> 01:04:17,005 - Yes, the radio! - 2 seconds! 966 01:04:17,091 --> 01:04:18,763 A serenade for Paris! 967 01:04:18,851 --> 01:04:20,648 Sounds good! Is it new? 968 01:04:20,731 --> 01:04:23,006 - Turn it up! - That better? 969 01:04:23,091 --> 01:04:25,002 - Yeah, cool! - Yes. 970 01:04:25,091 --> 01:04:26,604 Why don't you come? 971 01:04:26,691 --> 01:04:28,602 V's probably waiting. 972 01:04:28,691 --> 01:04:32,240 And tomorrow at 6... I have to examine the firemen. 973 01:04:32,331 --> 01:04:37,200 - A whole squad in their boxers! - Invite her. 974 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,361 Having their nuts squeezed! 975 01:04:40,291 --> 01:04:42,805 You want to come? It's near your house. 976 01:04:42,891 --> 01:04:45,530 Thanks... but no thanks. 977 01:04:45,611 --> 01:04:47,727 - See you! - Meet you! 978 01:04:47,811 --> 01:04:49,483 They all say bye. 979 01:04:50,651 --> 01:04:51,527 Hey, Mark? 980 01:04:51,611 --> 01:04:52,407 What? 981 01:04:52,492 --> 01:04:53,925 Maybe we could stop by? 982 01:04:54,012 --> 01:04:55,411 - Maybe we could stop by? - To see the firemen! 983 01:04:56,172 --> 01:04:56,922 What? 984 01:04:57,012 --> 01:05:00,800 What's the problem? Firemen are cool! 985 01:05:00,892 --> 01:05:02,848 Firefighting is important! 986 01:05:02,932 --> 01:05:04,251 - Right! - It is! 987 01:05:04,332 --> 01:05:05,811 And hunky firemen? 988 01:05:05,892 --> 01:05:07,803 What are you talking about? 989 01:05:07,892 --> 01:05:11,202 Admit it! You're a fag! 990 01:05:11,692 --> 01:05:15,970 You want to check out firemen because you're gay! 991 01:05:16,492 --> 01:05:20,724 You hear that, Mark? That's a good one! 992 01:05:20,812 --> 01:05:25,010 Me! Gay! It's preposterous! 993 01:05:25,092 --> 01:05:27,526 - Gay, gay! - Stop teasing Benny Hill! 994 01:05:30,773 --> 01:05:33,162 Paris is still so beautiful! 995 01:05:33,253 --> 01:05:35,721 Michael! The Mayor's place! 996 01:05:36,253 --> 01:05:37,527 Where are we going? 997 01:05:37,613 --> 01:05:38,329 The Marais! 998 01:05:38,413 --> 01:05:39,289 The Marais! 999 01:05:40,493 --> 01:05:42,404 - What's there? - Surprise! 1000 01:05:42,813 --> 01:05:44,804 Gay driving schools! 1001 01:05:49,453 --> 01:05:50,806 Gay restaurants! 1002 01:05:51,973 --> 01:05:53,406 Gay bookstores! 1003 01:05:53,493 --> 01:05:56,451 Gay hairdressers! Gay gays! 1004 01:05:56,533 --> 01:05:59,286 It's the Promised Land! 1005 01:06:04,654 --> 01:06:06,804 Take a smaller table! 1006 01:06:06,894 --> 01:06:10,011 When the place fills up, I'll move. OK? 1007 01:06:10,654 --> 01:06:11,450 What can I get you? 1008 01:06:12,014 --> 01:06:14,687 Beer? Beer? Yes? 1009 01:06:14,774 --> 01:06:15,843 6 beers, please. 1010 01:06:17,894 --> 01:06:18,644 Thanks. 1011 01:06:19,254 --> 01:06:20,209 The joint's empty! 1012 01:06:20,294 --> 01:06:23,127 It's not EuroDisney! 1013 01:06:23,214 --> 01:06:25,330 - Euro-what? - What's EuroDisney? 1014 01:06:26,694 --> 01:06:27,968 Oh, right. 1015 01:06:28,054 --> 01:06:30,773 A funfair in the suburbs with Mickey Mouse. 1016 01:06:31,774 --> 01:06:35,608 Why doesn't David see you? 1017 01:06:35,694 --> 01:06:39,574 I'm sure he's not gay. Everyone's gay. 1018 01:06:39,655 --> 01:06:42,772 Heterosexuality is a bourgeois scam. 1019 01:06:42,855 --> 01:06:46,814 And all straights are latent gays! 1020 01:06:46,895 --> 01:06:51,411 We're either gay or fascists! Yes? You piss me off! 1021 01:06:51,495 --> 01:06:53,326 What about tolerance and difference... 1022 01:06:53,415 --> 01:06:55,326 do they mean nothing? 1023 01:06:57,495 --> 01:06:59,406 With his Peace and Love pendant... a bigot! 1024 01:06:59,495 --> 01:07:00,848 You're right. He's talking rubbish. 1025 01:07:05,695 --> 01:07:08,209 David! He touches dicks! 1026 01:07:08,295 --> 01:07:10,013 Firemen's dicks! 1027 01:07:10,095 --> 01:07:11,244 That's the reason! 1028 01:07:11,335 --> 01:07:14,213 He touches other people's dicks! 1029 01:07:14,295 --> 01:07:16,605 That's why he can't see you! 1030 01:07:16,696 --> 01:07:19,210 Of course, that's why he can't see you! 1031 01:07:19,296 --> 01:07:22,493 He touches firemen's dicks! 1032 01:07:22,576 --> 01:07:24,851 And so he can't see you! 1033 01:07:24,936 --> 01:07:26,654 That's great! No problem! 1034 01:07:27,096 --> 01:07:29,485 Brilliant! I'll call him! 1035 01:07:53,497 --> 01:07:55,931 Move the stones! 1036 01:07:56,017 --> 01:07:57,814 Mark! The stones! 1037 01:07:57,897 --> 01:08:00,206 At work, you touch dicks! 1038 01:08:00,297 --> 01:08:02,447 That's why they're invisible! 1039 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,767 I'll call back. 1040 01:08:09,257 --> 01:08:10,053 That's me, there. 1041 01:08:10,817 --> 01:08:11,966 I've changed! 1042 01:08:12,657 --> 01:08:14,887 No, I recognize you. 1043 01:08:14,977 --> 01:08:17,207 I know the person beside you. 1044 01:08:17,297 --> 01:08:20,687 Impossible. He passed away a long time ago. 1045 01:08:23,457 --> 01:08:24,207 Huggy? 1046 01:08:26,378 --> 01:08:28,733 Only one person ever called me that! 1047 01:08:30,378 --> 01:08:31,527 You're too young. 1048 01:08:32,658 --> 01:08:33,408 How did you know? 1049 01:08:33,498 --> 01:08:34,487 I know? 1050 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:38,207 What's up guys? 1051 01:08:38,298 --> 01:08:39,970 Don't move! 1052 01:08:49,578 --> 01:08:50,806 Sir! Sir! 1053 01:08:52,578 --> 01:08:53,806 Your order! 1054 01:08:53,898 --> 01:08:57,573 Any longer outside, and they're in limbo... 1055 01:08:58,098 --> 01:09:01,056 I wouldn't like to be in their shoes... 1056 01:09:01,619 --> 01:09:04,497 - Your order? - Quarterpounder with cheese. 1057 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:08,019 I'd just leave them there. 1058 01:09:08,099 --> 01:09:14,208 But if you want to save them, it's simple. Put the stones back in the house. 1059 01:09:14,299 --> 01:09:16,335 The timing is vital. 1060 01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:19,172 They must always be back by 1.55. 1061 01:09:20,019 --> 01:09:23,807 The time of the explosion during their debauchery. 1062 01:09:24,339 --> 01:09:25,408 Like Cinderella... 1063 01:09:27,659 --> 01:09:29,012 they're Cinderellas! 1064 01:09:29,099 --> 01:09:29,815 You! 1065 01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:31,218 Cinders with their own balls! 1066 01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:39,413 Napkins are extra? 1067 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,252 They're in the bag, sir. 1068 01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:46,851 Don't worry! It'll be OK! 1069 01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:51,377 It's alright! Don't worry! 1070 01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:55,456 Wait... 1071 01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:57,818 I'll be back! Don't move! 1072 01:09:57,900 --> 01:09:58,537 Emma! 1073 01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:01,730 Emma! Unbelievable! 1074 01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:03,572 Don't you get my messages? 1075 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:07,813 I'm fine! I'm cured! It's complex, but I'll explain! 1076 01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:09,856 We'll be home in 2 minutes! 1077 01:10:11,220 --> 01:10:12,130 PIease! 1078 01:10:13,461 --> 01:10:14,576 Forget me. 1079 01:10:15,861 --> 01:10:18,295 Good luck. To you, and your wheelbarrow. 1080 01:10:18,981 --> 01:10:20,778 Fuck! Emma! 1081 01:10:29,101 --> 01:10:29,817 Are you OK? 1082 01:10:30,301 --> 01:10:32,257 Are you OK? Nearly there! 1083 01:10:40,261 --> 01:10:41,330 Sorry. 1084 01:10:41,421 --> 01:10:44,857 Our pal! Running red lights now, eh? 1085 01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:49,618 - You like prison food? - It's an emergency! Really! 1086 01:10:49,702 --> 01:10:52,614 5 in the back and no belts! 1087 01:10:52,702 --> 01:10:54,055 AII wasted too! 1088 01:10:54,902 --> 01:10:57,132 AII right, girls! Get out! 1089 01:10:57,222 --> 01:10:58,655 Phil... who are you talking to? 1090 01:10:58,742 --> 01:11:00,653 He's all alone. 1091 01:11:00,742 --> 01:11:02,334 Yeah... it's just me. 1092 01:11:02,422 --> 01:11:04,253 The 5 fairies back there! 1093 01:11:04,342 --> 01:11:05,092 The 5 what? 1094 01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:07,617 What? 1095 01:11:07,862 --> 01:11:09,056 Who? 1096 01:11:09,142 --> 01:11:11,019 Take a vacation, Phil! 1097 01:11:11,102 --> 01:11:13,138 It's OK, Phil... move along now... 1098 01:11:13,222 --> 01:11:14,177 Bye Phil! 1099 01:11:16,782 --> 01:11:18,738 Are you nuts? 1100 01:11:18,822 --> 01:11:20,141 You know how it is. 1101 01:11:20,222 --> 01:11:21,018 Don't touch me! 1102 01:11:34,903 --> 01:11:35,938 Better now? 1103 01:11:36,423 --> 01:11:37,651 AII right, baby? 1104 01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:39,813 Thanks, Mark. 1105 01:11:44,303 --> 01:11:45,099 "Emma..." 1106 01:11:45,983 --> 01:11:47,701 "I'd like to explain..." 1107 01:11:48,703 --> 01:11:51,456 "but otherwise, your stuff's in the hall." 1108 01:11:51,983 --> 01:11:52,859 "Mark" 1109 01:12:09,744 --> 01:12:12,861 Don't put a crease in the jeans. 1110 01:12:12,944 --> 01:12:15,094 You'll get all rumply at work! 1111 01:12:15,184 --> 01:12:20,258 Work is history! But that's not the problem never mind. 1112 01:12:22,824 --> 01:12:23,859 This is nice, eh? 1113 01:12:29,664 --> 01:12:30,653 OK, Mark? 1114 01:12:33,864 --> 01:12:35,218 Yeah, yeah. 1115 01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:40,899 "Love is a science..." 1116 01:12:41,985 --> 01:12:45,022 "you my guiding hand... I hear your silence..." 1117 01:12:45,105 --> 01:12:47,414 "and try to understand... Did I love you badly?" 1118 01:12:47,505 --> 01:12:50,656 "My angel, sweet and brutal..." 1119 01:12:51,265 --> 01:12:54,063 "Pure and clear and perfect..." 1120 01:12:54,145 --> 01:12:55,544 "a jewel made of crystal." 1121 01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:58,575 Who is it? 1122 01:12:59,465 --> 01:13:00,341 Is it for me? 1123 01:13:01,865 --> 01:13:02,615 Mark. 1124 01:13:03,585 --> 01:13:06,543 I got your letter. I just wanted to say... 1125 01:13:07,265 --> 01:13:09,176 - "It's lovely." -Yeah? 1126 01:13:09,265 --> 01:13:10,779 "Especially the end." 1127 01:13:10,866 --> 01:13:11,901 The end? 1128 01:13:12,786 --> 01:13:14,265 "Your stuff"? 1129 01:13:14,346 --> 01:13:17,179 "I hear your silence..." 1130 01:13:17,266 --> 01:13:20,144 "It's beautiful." 1131 01:13:21,226 --> 01:13:24,059 - Must be a mistake... - Jean Cocteau. 1132 01:13:24,146 --> 01:13:25,340 What? 1133 01:13:26,866 --> 01:13:27,935 Jean Cocteau. 1134 01:13:28,026 --> 01:13:29,539 You like poetry? 1135 01:13:29,626 --> 01:13:30,741 Oh yes... 1136 01:13:30,826 --> 01:13:33,420 We should talk, don't you think? 1137 01:13:33,506 --> 01:13:35,576 Of course. Talk and meet... 1138 01:13:35,666 --> 01:13:38,783 - Invite her to dinner! - Get her over here! 1139 01:13:38,866 --> 01:13:40,902 Maybe we can... have dinner? 1140 01:13:40,986 --> 01:13:42,214 Finally! 1141 01:13:42,306 --> 01:13:45,696 - Next week! - Tonight! 1142 01:13:45,786 --> 01:13:47,425 Tonight? 1143 01:13:47,507 --> 01:13:50,101 I'll be there in 1 hour. Me too. I mean, I'll be waiting. 1144 01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:52,626 Who forged my handwriting? 1145 01:13:56,827 --> 01:13:58,260 Thanks, guys! 1146 01:14:00,427 --> 01:14:01,940 It was me, Mark. 1147 01:14:02,027 --> 01:14:05,542 I only wanted to help. So I took the letter... 1148 01:14:05,627 --> 01:14:07,379 Thanks, Shaggy! 1149 01:14:07,467 --> 01:14:09,423 You're brilliant! Thanks! 1150 01:14:10,387 --> 01:14:11,183 What time is it? 1151 01:14:11,267 --> 01:14:12,541 1.55. 1152 01:14:12,627 --> 01:14:16,222 That's on your broken watch. It's 20.15. 1153 01:14:16,307 --> 01:14:18,184 Do me a favour, guys. 1154 01:14:18,267 --> 01:14:22,181 - Leave me and Emma alone tonight? - OK, but... 1155 01:14:22,268 --> 01:14:25,578 OK, but... you want your wife back, right? 1156 01:14:25,668 --> 01:14:26,498 Exactly! 1157 01:14:26,588 --> 01:14:30,342 The way he looks, he has no chance! 1158 01:14:30,428 --> 01:14:32,658 Hardly a babe-magnet! 1159 01:14:32,748 --> 01:14:35,137 He's right: always rumply! 1160 01:14:35,228 --> 01:14:38,538 But he works, or worked, so hard! No time for taste! 1161 01:14:38,628 --> 01:14:42,098 I worked for BASF for ten years... 1162 01:14:42,188 --> 01:14:44,179 - and was always more than alluring! - But... 1163 01:14:44,268 --> 01:14:46,543 - Listen. - Enough with the witchtrial! 1164 01:14:47,668 --> 01:14:50,705 So he's frumpy! And straight! 1165 01:14:50,788 --> 01:14:53,666 That's how it is! Is it innate? Who knows? 1166 01:14:54,228 --> 01:14:56,901 We can't all have dominant mothers... 1167 01:14:56,988 --> 01:15:01,744 and meek fathers! It's not his fault! 1168 01:15:03,229 --> 01:15:05,868 The concept of tolerance... 1169 01:15:06,589 --> 01:15:08,022 means nothing to you? 1170 01:15:09,429 --> 01:15:11,818 - Is Perry Mason done? - Stop it! 1171 01:15:12,789 --> 01:15:15,303 We'll help you! 1172 01:15:17,389 --> 01:15:19,300 Let's get to work, girls! 1173 01:15:24,389 --> 01:15:25,902 Give me a hand! 1174 01:15:40,950 --> 01:15:41,666 No. 1175 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:46,387 No. 1176 01:15:46,470 --> 01:15:48,267 I think I'll do the icing! 1177 01:15:49,230 --> 01:15:50,060 This material! 1178 01:15:58,030 --> 01:15:59,509 Wait, Giles! 1179 01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:03,704 This might work better! 1180 01:16:05,070 --> 01:16:07,903 Facial toner! Such penetration! 1181 01:16:07,990 --> 01:16:08,901 Easy, boy! 1182 01:16:15,911 --> 01:16:16,866 Good evening! 1183 01:16:19,591 --> 01:16:22,742 It's changed! It's so much bigger! 1184 01:16:22,831 --> 01:16:26,221 We... I took out the pool table. It creates more space. 1185 01:16:29,071 --> 01:16:30,902 - You did all this? - Yes. 1186 01:16:31,631 --> 01:16:32,620 By yourself? 1187 01:16:32,711 --> 01:16:33,348 Yes. 1188 01:16:35,191 --> 01:16:36,419 I did the step! 1189 01:16:38,071 --> 01:16:39,265 That's pretty. 1190 01:16:39,351 --> 01:16:42,866 Fairy lights! They light up! 1191 01:16:43,591 --> 01:16:44,468 Sit down. 1192 01:16:46,112 --> 01:16:47,067 Make yourself... 1193 01:16:48,272 --> 01:16:49,546 at home! 1194 01:16:49,632 --> 01:16:51,702 Mark! It's ready! 1195 01:16:51,792 --> 01:16:55,262 Two more nibbles! 1196 01:16:55,392 --> 01:16:57,428 Did you shag her? 1197 01:16:57,512 --> 01:17:00,231 The tomato umbrellas! 1198 01:17:00,312 --> 01:17:03,463 That's enough! 1199 01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:05,747 - She'll notice! - Dressed to the nines! 1200 01:17:05,832 --> 01:17:07,982 She'll love you! 1201 01:17:08,072 --> 01:17:09,983 Yes. 1202 01:17:10,512 --> 01:17:11,501 Next! 1203 01:17:11,992 --> 01:17:13,220 You're back already? 1204 01:17:13,312 --> 01:17:15,587 You did all this? 1205 01:17:16,192 --> 01:17:17,181 Yes. 1206 01:17:17,272 --> 01:17:21,664 - It's lovely! - A minimum of effort. 1207 01:17:23,353 --> 01:17:24,672 Everything OK? 1208 01:17:30,073 --> 01:17:32,871 Ask about her job. 1209 01:17:34,073 --> 01:17:37,065 So, how's work? 1210 01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:39,542 Well, the Pompeii job... 1211 01:17:39,633 --> 01:17:42,431 is a bit boring. 1212 01:17:42,513 --> 01:17:44,868 Well, "Pompeii isn't Carthage!" 1213 01:17:46,273 --> 01:17:49,310 Well, "Pompeii isn't Carthage!" 1214 01:17:49,393 --> 01:17:50,348 Carthage? 1215 01:17:50,793 --> 01:17:56,426 That's for sure. You weren't into that stuff before? 1216 01:17:56,514 --> 01:17:57,947 - "Hannibal, - "Hannibal, 1217 01:17:58,034 --> 01:17:59,149 - the city walls, - the city walls, 1218 01:17:59,234 --> 01:18:00,383 - the Antonine baths..." - the Antonine baths..." 1219 01:18:00,474 --> 01:18:02,032 I got so laid there! 1220 01:18:02,114 --> 01:18:03,388 I got so... it's great! 1221 01:18:04,434 --> 01:18:07,073 Pompeii, Carthage those Persians, huh! 1222 01:18:07,154 --> 01:18:08,633 Idiot! Wrong answer! 1223 01:18:08,714 --> 01:18:09,863 The Persians? 1224 01:18:10,834 --> 01:18:13,632 Really! Fancy some wine? 1225 01:18:13,714 --> 01:18:15,386 I'm fine. 1226 01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:20,424 You're different. 1227 01:18:20,514 --> 01:18:24,393 I'm cured. I'm better now. It's all sorted. 1228 01:18:24,474 --> 01:18:28,752 It's as if you'd changed. 1229 01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:29,869 For the better. 1230 01:18:30,834 --> 01:18:31,745 I like it. 1231 01:18:33,235 --> 01:18:34,827 Dessert is served! 1232 01:18:34,915 --> 01:18:36,985 Dessert is served! 1233 01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:40,307 AIready? 1234 01:18:40,395 --> 01:18:43,626 I mean, I made dessert, and it's ready. 1235 01:18:43,715 --> 01:18:44,670 Superb! 1236 01:18:46,275 --> 01:18:49,233 - Cake? - Is that the cake? 1237 01:18:49,315 --> 01:18:50,464 I supervised! 1238 01:18:50,555 --> 01:18:52,273 I'd never have guessed... 1239 01:18:52,355 --> 01:18:56,826 - It's great, fantastic. - Thanks. 1240 01:18:56,915 --> 01:18:58,348 But, I'm sorry... 1241 01:19:00,115 --> 01:19:03,824 - I have to... She'll notice. - But... my icing! 1242 01:19:03,915 --> 01:19:05,985 That was my icing! 1243 01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:06,747 Sorry! 1244 01:19:06,836 --> 01:19:11,148 - He ruined my cake! - Be strong! 1245 01:19:11,236 --> 01:19:15,434 - He ruined my cake! - I know! 1246 01:19:15,516 --> 01:19:16,471 I know! 1247 01:19:19,196 --> 01:19:19,992 It's sort of... 1248 01:19:20,836 --> 01:19:23,873 Chocolate! 1249 01:19:24,796 --> 01:19:26,514 No, really, it was delicious... 1250 01:19:26,596 --> 01:19:29,872 it was a great dinner... 1251 01:19:29,956 --> 01:19:32,151 I'll have an apple. 1252 01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:33,712 As you like. 1253 01:19:35,716 --> 01:19:36,865 I'll mute it. 1254 01:19:38,276 --> 01:19:39,834 What are you doing? 1255 01:19:43,237 --> 01:19:44,431 A Marquise apple! 1256 01:19:50,517 --> 01:19:51,836 Did you do that? 1257 01:19:53,197 --> 01:19:54,312 But how? 1258 01:19:56,117 --> 01:19:57,436 It's amazing! 1259 01:19:57,517 --> 01:19:59,075 - It's an apple. - Show me. 1260 01:19:59,957 --> 01:20:01,948 Not with a Granny. 1261 01:20:02,037 --> 01:20:02,787 Come on! 1262 01:20:05,637 --> 01:20:06,911 Giles, the music! 1263 01:20:06,997 --> 01:20:08,271 Let me see... 1264 01:20:10,317 --> 01:20:13,787 The music is pre-programmed. 1265 01:20:13,877 --> 01:20:17,756 Time to dance! Dance? 1266 01:20:17,837 --> 01:20:18,873 Follow my lead. 1267 01:20:22,678 --> 01:20:23,667 Forward.. 1268 01:20:24,278 --> 01:20:28,032 Follow my lead. 1269 01:20:33,718 --> 01:20:34,514 Back, 1270 01:20:35,478 --> 01:20:37,753 Back, and forward... 1271 01:20:38,558 --> 01:20:39,388 To the right... 1272 01:20:41,238 --> 01:20:43,035 And the magic square... 1273 01:20:44,478 --> 01:20:45,467 Now! 1274 01:21:04,319 --> 01:21:05,149 I should go... 1275 01:21:06,439 --> 01:21:07,474 Are you sure? 1276 01:21:08,519 --> 01:21:10,271 In for the kill! 1277 01:21:10,359 --> 01:21:12,873 - Kiss her! You fag! - Full tongue job! 1278 01:21:16,199 --> 01:21:17,871 Damn allergies! 1279 01:21:22,079 --> 01:21:24,468 PIease, get lost! 1280 01:21:24,559 --> 01:21:26,754 You're not hurt, Mark? 1281 01:21:26,839 --> 01:21:27,874 Kissie. 1282 01:21:27,959 --> 01:21:29,473 Kissie, kissie. 1283 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:33,435 I love it when you growl. Turns me on! 1284 01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:34,589 OK, let's go! 1285 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,910 Hi, I'm Giles. 1286 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:50,195 What's your precinct, big boy? 1287 01:22:10,441 --> 01:22:13,353 It wasn't me! I didn't touch anything! 1288 01:22:13,441 --> 01:22:15,875 It was already switched on! 1289 01:22:17,081 --> 01:22:18,230 It was great! 1290 01:22:18,321 --> 01:22:19,959 Now she's back, 1291 01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:22,874 we need to get organised... 1292 01:22:26,201 --> 01:22:27,236 Explain this! 1293 01:22:27,321 --> 01:22:28,879 Wow, you're on here! 1294 01:22:30,521 --> 01:22:31,590 It was true? 1295 01:22:31,681 --> 01:22:36,311 We're off... We'll be downstairs... 1296 01:22:36,401 --> 01:22:37,880 Kissie you too. 1297 01:22:41,082 --> 01:22:42,800 They went into the wall! 1298 01:22:42,882 --> 01:22:45,237 Well my love, that's what ghosts do. 1299 01:22:45,322 --> 01:22:46,675 They go into walls. 1300 01:22:53,122 --> 01:22:56,478 My calculation for the Great Passage is done. 1301 01:22:58,522 --> 01:23:01,878 The moment when your ghostly chums... 1302 01:23:01,962 --> 01:23:05,432 Ieave the world of the living... 1303 01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:06,796 is fixed for... 1304 01:23:07,402 --> 01:23:12,351 Tuesday July 7th 2706. 1305 01:23:13,082 --> 01:23:14,401 At 1.55. 1306 01:23:14,482 --> 01:23:16,041 That late, huh? 1307 01:23:16,123 --> 01:23:19,911 Or 2.55, if we give up daylight savings time. 1308 01:23:20,003 --> 01:23:22,278 700 years stuck here! 1309 01:23:23,243 --> 01:23:24,722 That's quite a wait! 1310 01:23:25,483 --> 01:23:27,553 We need more friends! 1311 01:23:27,643 --> 01:23:29,474 Girlfriends even! 1312 01:23:29,563 --> 01:23:31,235 Enough, Ivan! 1313 01:23:31,323 --> 01:23:36,033 You'll need to be very, very patient... 1314 01:23:36,123 --> 01:23:39,593 because 2706 is hardly next week! 1315 01:23:40,843 --> 01:23:42,162 I've thought of something! 1316 01:23:42,243 --> 01:23:45,713 This was once a nightclub! 1317 01:23:48,843 --> 01:23:52,519 8 months later. 1318 01:23:52,604 --> 01:23:53,400 A drink on the house? 1319 01:24:20,724 --> 01:24:23,238 Why all the Greeks on TV? 1320 01:24:23,324 --> 01:24:25,838 They're Romans! Ghosts! 1321 01:24:25,924 --> 01:24:30,441 They're here, but only on-screen for you. 1322 01:24:30,525 --> 01:24:32,516 From Pompeii! 1323 01:24:32,605 --> 01:24:34,243 They were at the baths. 1324 01:24:34,325 --> 01:24:37,442 Mostly gay... 1325 01:24:37,525 --> 01:24:38,640 and they died in the eruption! 1326 01:24:38,725 --> 01:24:41,034 How did they get here? 1327 01:24:41,125 --> 01:24:43,116 By ship, with lava stones. 1328 01:24:43,605 --> 01:24:44,435 Dance? 1329 01:24:45,125 --> 01:24:46,558 I'm Gillus. 1330 01:24:47,445 --> 01:24:49,003 Concerning the baths... 1331 01:24:49,405 --> 01:24:51,475 I just went to wash. 1332 01:24:53,565 --> 01:24:55,078 I'm not... 1333 01:24:55,885 --> 01:24:56,715 a homo. 1334 01:24:59,285 --> 01:25:00,479 Nor me, Gillus! 1335 01:25:08,206 --> 01:25:09,434 Did you see Ivan? 1336 01:25:09,526 --> 01:25:10,675 No. No. 1337 01:25:13,646 --> 01:25:15,204 Weird cocktail! 1338 01:25:15,286 --> 01:25:17,163 No Curacao... I used tomato juice. 1339 01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:19,840 It's different but it's... 1340 01:25:19,926 --> 01:25:21,200 Hi. 1341 01:25:21,286 --> 01:25:24,642 Amazing! You look 20 years younger! 1342 01:25:25,526 --> 01:25:29,565 -Is he here? - Right here. You can see him on the screen. 1343 01:25:32,366 --> 01:25:34,721 - Shaggy? - Yes, Huggy. 1344 01:25:34,806 --> 01:25:36,398 He's saying... 1345 01:25:36,486 --> 01:25:39,365 I can read his lips... thanks, Mark. 1346 01:25:39,447 --> 01:25:40,436 "I'm here Huggy..." 1347 01:25:41,207 --> 01:25:42,481 "Here for ever..." 1348 01:25:51,287 --> 01:25:52,197 Dust in my eye... 1349 01:25:55,007 --> 01:25:57,077 - Having fun? - I'm thirsty! 1350 01:25:57,167 --> 01:25:59,158 Hi! I'm her husband! 1351 01:26:01,167 --> 01:26:02,236 Fancy a drink? 1352 01:26:07,607 --> 01:26:09,404 How's my grandson doing? 1353 01:26:09,487 --> 01:26:10,886 Fine, Dad! 1354 01:26:12,047 --> 01:26:14,039 Bravo Mark! Well done! 1355 01:26:14,168 --> 01:26:15,362 No hard feelings! 1356 01:26:20,048 --> 01:26:22,687 Great club! Nice atmosphere! 1357 01:26:22,768 --> 01:26:23,678 Yes. 1358 01:26:25,088 --> 01:26:27,318 - A lot of fags here! - Pardon? 1359 01:26:27,408 --> 01:26:29,080 - Lots of fags! - I like it! 1360 01:26:30,448 --> 01:26:33,645 I like older men. 1361 01:26:33,728 --> 01:26:36,367 Yeah, but: "old rod, small rod!" 1362 01:26:38,008 --> 01:26:39,566 Let's be clear... 1363 01:26:39,648 --> 01:26:43,687 There's a pork-roast for 6 down there! 1364 01:26:44,248 --> 01:26:45,317 OK? 1365 01:26:48,448 --> 01:26:50,201 So beat it, Romulus and Remus! 1366 01:26:52,129 --> 01:26:54,245 - Have you seen Ivan? - No. 1367 01:26:54,329 --> 01:26:55,398 Everything OK? 1368 01:26:55,489 --> 01:26:57,002 I can't find him. 1369 01:26:57,089 --> 01:26:59,683 - Who's Ivan? - His friend: or ex! 1370 01:26:59,769 --> 01:27:00,679 Dave! 1371 01:27:01,089 --> 01:27:02,044 Yes! 1372 01:27:02,809 --> 01:27:05,118 You can see them? And hear them? 1373 01:27:05,649 --> 01:27:06,479 Sure. 1374 01:27:07,209 --> 01:27:09,279 So that means... you're not... 87830