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- Gentlemen, be ready for anything.

- There's a door on the
left, I'll check it.

- Reese, looks like we have company.

I'll stall them, you head inside.

My scanner's picking up a massing reading

of chromium and vanadium.

The emerald has to be that way.

- Understood.

- It's locked!

- Remember, the mission is to get in,

and get the emerald back.

- Jayden!

- Be careful, we have
no idea how many people

Pyro Ed has guarding his prize.

- Good luck, Jay.

- It's been what?

One week since we've last
seen each other, Jayden?

- I missed you.

- When will you learn to stay out

of other people's business?

It's a bit annoying.

- It's a hard habit to break.

- Damn.

Today, I'm gonna teach you a lesson!

We both have fires burning deep inside,

that's our drive, our passion!

The difference being, is
my fire burns brighter!

Stop moving!

- I like you, Ed.

Always improving.

Maybe next time.

- One day, sooner than later...

- We have the emerald.

Let's get out of here.

- Nice work.

- That sucks.

I was thirsty.

I'm also hungry.

And my nose tells me someone
close by is grilling.

- Hey kid!

What are you doing?

- Thanks for the lunch, buddy!

- That's my meat, come on man.

- I said thanks.

- Shit, I'm late!

I'm sorry.

I'm a little nervous,
and have no idea why.

- Agent Hill, this isn't
gonna take too long, is it?

- No sir.

I just have a short presentation

that features a few graphs,
charts, and statistics,

and then I thought we'd
discuss some things

I've been researching and reading about.

- Okay.

- Sorry.

Anyways, moving on.

This presentation involves a way

to expand the agency.

A couple of weeks ago you asked some of us

to come up with ideas for the future.

I thought a lot about this topic,

and I came up with many different ideas.

But I personally think
the best one is kids.

- You have 10 minutes.

- Teaching kids what we
as agents already know

could be a golden weapon.

I mean, who would ever guess a kid

is secretly a government agent?

Say down the road there's a crisis,

say a world crisis.

Kids are the answer.

After all, childen are the future.

This world will be theirs one day.

Growing up is still important,

that's why they'll have regular classes

like math and writing,
but in a private building.

This building will be where
they also train and live,

at least temporarily.

- You mean a base, like a kid's base?

- I describe it more like a house.

- We're not paying for that.

- For what?

- For kids to live alone, that's nonsense.

We do some crazy shit here.

Oh, I can see it now.

Misuse of weapons or worse,
what if they blow our cover?

Most of the country doesn't even know

that Section 62 exists.

- They won't be alone.

- You're right.

They'll be having wild parties.

- That won't happen.

- Why?

Who's gonna step up and
be the one to stop it?

- Me, I will.

- You, Jay?

Nah uh, out of the question.

You're one of my best agents.

I need you.

I need you here, working for me.

- I'll make you a deal.

If you could find a severe issue or flaw,

or ask me something I
don't have the answer for,

I'll drop it.

- Alright, so, tell me about
a regular day in your house.

- They'll wake up early
and have a set schedule.

I've already talked with a few agents.

- And?

- And, a few of them are interested,

if the program gets approved, of course.

I was thinking they
should be the teachers.

- How long were you looking to test this

idea of yours for?

- Three months, sir.

- And tell me, what will
your neighbors think?

- Well, I think if they ask,

we could say they're
foreign exchange students

being tutored at home.

- Well, that's a pretty
stupid thing to tell them.

- Maybe.

But it's also a little stupid to assume

my neighbors will ask what's going on.

My neighbors don't bother me.

- Are we going to be using
your house as the base?

- If that's what it takes, I have room.

- How many kids?

I don't remember you discussing that part.

- Two or three.

I personally think we
should start with two,

and bring a third one in
to see how everyone adapts.

If the program ends up
being something we continue,

we need to test all the variables.

- If?

You're already having doubts?

- Harrison.

You've known me for over eight years.

I love my job, I work as
hard as I possibly can,

and I'm always on time.

- You were late today.

- Give it a shot.

I know for a fact no one
came up with a better idea.

And you said it yourself.

We need to make change
now, for the future.

Change is a hard pill to swallow,

unless you're a kid, unless you're young.

Then it's not really change,

but being guided in the right direction.

- Look, I'm still not sure about this.

It seems highly unlikely that this could

cause a disaster though.

So, I guess I'll give you the green light.

But I want more details though.

Now, you send me an email
with all the classes

you have planned, and all
the agents you have planned

on teaching them.

This may be your program,
but this is still my agency,

and these kids will, unfortunately,

be my responsibility.

- I'll clean this up, sorry.

- So you're really gonna do this, huh?

Even though everyone thinks you shouldn't?

- Everyone?

Hold on, that's not right.

I'm gonna try, and I
really hope it pays off.

I've never really sat down
and talked with you about it.

So what do you think?

- Well, I think you shouldn't.

Look, Jay, this whole thing
is your responsibility,

whatever "this" is.

- So you don't think it'll work?

- No.

- Thanks, Mark.

- Hey, we're best friends.

You know, I have to hope.

Have you found any kids yet?

- One.

But I don't know how qualified he is.

- He's a kid, he's not
supposed to be qualified.

How could you even be qualified
for something like this?

Who is it?

- Sam Johnson's son.

- Really?
- Kyle.

- Kyle.

His dad always reminded me of more

of the secretary type.

You know, desk job, tiny little glasses.

- Maybe, but with Sam being an agent,

Kyle already has some basic training.

- Have you contacted him?

- Yeah.

It's just important to
find the right kids.

I'm also concerned about
finding a math teacher.

- Did you talk to Diane?

- Of course,
but I'm already using her

for something else.

- Perhaps...

Studying the female body?

- No.

No, I meant she'll be teaching history.

I have an interview lined up tomorrow

with a potential candidate
from outside the agency.

- Is that a good idea?

Does Harrison know?

- Does he need to know?

He already somewhat supports
my idea for the program,

which means that as
long as it's successful,

I have nothing to worry about.

- Hm.

Yeah but for reals, you would
be all over that class though.

- Hell yeah.

- I can see it now.

Diane's Body 101.

You should ask her out.

- Hell no.

- So yes, I really like math.

I mean, there's just so
much you can do with it.

It being math, you know, just math.

Addition, multiplication,
division, subtraction.

So yeah, I like math.

Do you want to see my calculator?

- Not right now.

Tell me about some jobs
you've previously had.

- Well, I was a student.

I mean, I don't know if that counts.

I mean, I think it should count,

because it was very, very hard.

- No.

- Very hard.

- Being in school doesn't count.

Didn't you at least work at,
I don't know, Burger King?

It says so on the application
you provided me with.

- Once.

- That's it?

You have nothing else to say?

- I enjoyed giving customers
their change, because math.

- I'm just a little
concerned that you won't

be mature enough to handle teenagers.

I need my teachers to be strict,

and willing to discipline the
foreign exchange students.

You know?

- I understand.

Hey, you shut your mouth,

before I staple it shut.

This is a classroom, and
you will learn to sit.

Oh, what's that?

I need to glue your ass to the seat?

Cause I will.

Alright?

I'm not afraid to get
your mother involved.

I have the authority to keep you here

til after four, and I'm
not afraid to use it.

- Hey, Brandon, whoa.

Calm down a bit.

- Don't worry about that.

If you look up calm in the dictionary,

it's just a big picture of this

right up in there.

- I see.

- Heh.

That was just a demonstration
of how tough I could be.

Education is not a joke.

- Is there an illness I should be aware of

before offering you the job?

Say, maybe bi-polar?

- Nope.

- Okay.

Congratulations.

I've received no other applications,

so looks like you'll be getting the job.

- Say it.

- The job of math teacher.

- Yeah, I'm so excited about math.

- I know you are.

Welcome to the team, Brandon Barve.

Go ahead and help yourself out, thanks.

- Oh.

Okay.

- Hello?

Is someone there?

Hey you!

Are you stealing from me?

- What?

No, I'm just lost.

- Lost, in my house.

- It's a nice house, man.

- Did my credit card just
fall out of your pocket, man?

- You can keep it.

I prefer bills.

- Not so fast.

What the hell just happened?

So what's your name, kid?

You got a name or what?

- Trevor Doyle.

- Trevor.

Trevor, I'm Jay.

What are you doing here?

- Just looking for money.

Trying to get by, you know?

- You on your own?

- Yes.

- Yes.

That's all I get?

- Look, I've been on the streets

for about as long as I can remember.

- I'm sorry to hear that.

So, where'd you learn to fight like that?

- Around, I guess.

- Around?

Really?

I don't buy it.

- I have to protect myself.

There's a lot of messed
up things in this world.

- There's a lot of good too.

- Maybe.

- Do you need a place to stay for a while?

- Look...

Are you serious?

- I get it.

You don't know me.

I get it.

I had a rough childhood myself.

But once I got my life together,

I promised I'd always help those

less fortunate than me.

I wish I had someone I could really trust

when I was your age.

- I know what you mean.

- This might sound crazy,
but I work for Section 62.

We're starting up a new program

that you'd be a perfect fit for.

- Is that like, CIA?

- We're a special
service that branched out

from the CIA in the late 70s.

We operate outside the normal protocol.

- How hard did I hit you?

- About as hard as I hit you.

I want you to meet a friend of mine.

He's out there if you want to meet him.

- This homeless kid of yours...

He's just locked up in the garage

like a wild animal?

- If by homeless kid you mean prodigy?

Yes.

Calm down, I'm still trying
to figure everything out.

- Did you feed it, him?

- Of course.

- So, he hit you?

I heard he actually hit you.

- We're not gonna talk about this.

- Hey.

- You must be Kyle.

- Yup.

- Come on in.

- Thanks.

- Sup little man.

- Wow, it's a nice house.

- Don't be like that, he's not five.

- What?

- Little man?

No.

- Kids love me.

- Good afternoon.

So, we'll start with this.

We'll call it the bulletin board.

You will need to become
very familiar with it.

This section here is for scheduling.

Teachers and students,

it'll have your class
call times for the week.

In other words, where you need to be,

and what time you need to be there.

Please check the board
at least twice a day.

I'll be making changes,

and also be posting up when meetings

and special activities take place.

So, let's get the tour started.

But first, please come take a look

at what I've already posted up here.

- Only two hours a day for math?

According to my calculations, yeah,

that equals bullshit.

At the first meeting, I plan to--

- Save it for the meeting.

- I'm Diane, I don't believe we've met.

- Oh, well...

That's because we haven't.

You know, during business hours,

you should call me Mr. Barve,

but any other time, I'm Brandon.

Oh, and you squeeze hard.

I like that.

- It's nice to meet you, Mr. Barve.

- Yeah, I'm just trying to put this sched

into my calculator here.

Do you want to see my calculator?

- Wow, Jay, this is nice.

- Welcome to headquarters.

I'll be showing you the trainees,

students' dormitories and classrooms.

In front here, is A4.

- Oh, A4 is my classroom.

Ah, yeah.

So, I was looking over your somewhat

of a letdown bulletin board--

- Shut up.

Yes, okay.

Moving on.

In here is A3.

Rachelle, this is where
you'll be teaching literature.

- I'm very strict, prepare
to read many books.

- I hate reading.

- I like math.

- And down this hall is A2.

History, I believe that's you, Diane.

- Sounds great.

- We have bedroom one and bedroom two.

Trevor and Kyle, I'll let you two choose

who gets what room.

- Oh, Kyle.

Pick this room, it's nice.

- I'm Trevor.

- Oh.

Kyle, pick this room.

- Okay, I guess I'll take that room.

- Is that okay, Trevor?

- Yeah, I don't care.

As long as it's not the garage.

- That was easy.

And last, A1, my classroom.

- Hm, and what do you teach, my good man?

- Technology.

Computer stuff.

- Stuff?

I mean, it's pretty big in here.

- It's just a room.

- You could fit Jupiter in here.

- It's not--

- It's enormous!

- Alright.

Outside we'll be doing P.E.

Mark will be your coach.

At this time, there will
be no further questions.

- Uh, but I didn't get to
ask any of my questions.

- Hey Barve.

Shut up and let Jay talk.

- Sorry, coach.

- Before wrapping up the tour,

I want to cover some rules.

Teachers, you are all required to be here

9 AM to 9 PM, Monday through Thursday.

Friday will be a short day,

and only Mark needs to be here.

Saturday on the other hand,

will be a 24 hour day.

You're all required to be here
9 AM to 9 AM Sunday morning.

- Uh, yeah.

I didn't sign up for this.

- A few restrictions.

The lights will go out 10 PM every night

except for Saturday, of course.

Under no circumstance is a guest allowed

in this house.

And my room is strictly off limits.

- Oh, what's in there?

- I said no more questions.

I'll see you all tomorrow morning.

Up!

Let's go, everyone up!

Get up, let's go, let's go!

Everyone up!

- I'm here, Mr. Jay, sir.

- Hey Kyle.

You look ready to ready to tackle

anything I could possibly throw at you.

Meaning of course, you couldn't possibly

look any more tired if you tried.

- No, I'm ready.

- Come grab a seat.

That's your laptop.

Please, take notes in every class.

There will be many tests.

Unfortunately, even a test needs tests.

So you know, Mr. Barve is not an agent,

so we don't necessarily want him knowing

exactly what we do in here.

I'll be teaching you
and Trevor weapons tech

and government secrets.

At different times, and
occasionally one on one.

Make sense?

- Yeah.

- Heh, I know the perfect
way to wake you up.

I could show you pictures
from inside of Area 51,

or maybe you would like to listen to the

missing 18 and a half minutes
of the Watergate tapes.

After that, I could explain to you why

Atlantis is really hidden.

- I think I'm awake now.

Oh, that sounds incredible.

- Our government has kept many secrets

from its citizens.

Some are terrible things.

And some are truly the benefit to country.

- And you're gonna tell
me about these things

with pictures?

I'm in.

- These things are an important part

of understanding our country

and how we operate today as a whole.

The truth is, there's many things

that I don't even know.

But that doesn't matter.

- It doesn't?

- No.

What does matter is how we,

again as a whole, handle this information.

You see, the way the world works

is vastly different than a hundred

or even just 50 years ago.

We have internet, podcasts, emails,

smartphones, and so much more.

That it's important on how
this information is stored,

and by who.

If I tell you something
and you tell someone,

you just doubled the
amount of people who know.

But if you say, post
something on your blog,

then millions can see it within hours,

or possibly minutes.

- Yeah, yeah, I understand.

You want me to be careful
with the material,

I can't just tell my friends

what I did at school today.

- That's right.

But the purpose of this class isn't just

to learn cool government secrets,

but why they're a secret
in the first place.

Open your textbook.

Page 13.

- Good morning, Trevor.

I'm Mark.

That way we can say we've officially met.

- Trevor.

- I will be your coach
and physical educator,

but more importantly and more fun,

your martial arts instructor.

I've studied many
different forms including

jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, and even fencing.

You could say that I'm
the most skilled fighter

in the United States.

Jay would disagree, but
he's yet to actually

beat me in a spar.

- You're serious?

- About?

- All this?

I mean, no offense, but
you're not very muscly.

- Oh, kid.

Size isn't everything.

Knowledge and practice
are far more important.

- If you say so, pal.

- I heard you gave Jay
a run for his money.

Let's see what you can do.

- It was just luck.

- I'll walk you through it.

- You want me to fight you?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Let's get this over with.

- Bend your knees, you're way too stiff.

Keep your balance, don't lose focus.

- What does that even mean?

- It means don't put
yourself in a situation

you're not in control of.

I have the upper hand if you fall down.

- You suck.

- So don't fall down.

Not bad, kid.

- Hey buddy!

- Don't do that.

- What happened to you?

- I got punched.

- Hard enough to make your nose bleed?

Good Lord, what have I gotten myself into?

- Ah, come on.

We're gonna be late for class.

- Did it hurt?

- Yeah, it did.

But the bleeding finally stopped.

- You're late!

Why?

More so, how is that possible?

- I got hurt.

- I don't care.

Sit down!

- Where?

There's no chairs.

- I fooled you.

I removed all the chairs because I think

it's easier to teach a class

that won't fall asleep!

You will stand in my class.

Who do you think you are, Jay-Z?

Stand up!

- Can I just sit for a minute?

Go ahead and start class,

I have a really bad headache.

- You know what?

We will, as soon as you
show me a little respect.

- Look, crazy lady.

I really don't think I'm
doing anything wrong.

- Oh, is that so?

Well, oh, who's the teacher?

It's me!

You will listen to me, if you have ears.

- This is the most ridiculous display

of human I have ever seen.

- That's enough.

You will both receive punishment!

- Punishment?

Okay, what's our punishment?

It can't be any worse than this.

97.

- 94.

- 98.

- 95.

- Have you learned your lesson yet?

Answer me!

- Yes sir!

- I couldn't hear you, let's do 20 more.

- No, please no!

- Quit crying, Kyle.

- If you are ever disrespectful
to a teacher again,

you will be out here until you throw up.

Do I make myself clear?

- Yes.

- Do I?

- Yes!
- Yes!

- Alright.

Any questions?

- What?

- What do you mean what?

- I mean, what?

- What what?

- What he means is what?

- I know what he means is what,

I'm asking what is he asking what about?

As I was saying.

This is all due tomorrow,

so please show your work,

and together we can problem
solve the right way.

- Wait, I don't
know how to do this.

- Yeah, you're supposed to teach us?

- There's examples and
directions on each page.

See?

Right here.

- You want us to do all of this?

It's like 60 pages.

- By tomorrow?

Yes, it'll be fun.

Can't wait to grade it all.

- Alright.

Let's review really
quickly before class ends.

Who was the only president to serve

more than two terms?

Trevor?

- Um...

I can't remember.

- Were you paying attention?

Hello?

Earth to Trevor.

- What?

Yeah, I was.

- Kyle?

- Hm?

Oh.

George Washington?

- Oh, unbelievable.

We literally just went over this.

Are my clothes too revealing?

- No.

- You're young men, I'm a woman.

Is it too much cleavage, what?

- Whoa.

No, no, no, no, no.

- Awkward.

- Trevor.

I can see your eyes.

And where they're looking.

- Sorry, ma'am.

- Maybe wear a jacket
or something next time.

Would you like to borrow mine?

- No.

Alright, I think we'll
end there for the day.

The answer, in case either
of you were wondering,

was Franklin Roosevelt.

You're both clearly struggling

with history from our country's past,

so how about I have
you read a few chapters

in the book and quiz you
on the content tomorrow?

- Okay, Ms. Bayer, we already
have a lot of homework,

could you possibly postpone the quiz

to a later time?

- No.

- Of course you can't.

- This place is trying to kill me.

- Yup.

Actually trying to kill us.

- Have either of you fired a gun before?

- No.

- No.

- Really?

Kyle, you haven't?

- I'm not my dad.

- Okay, let's go over it.

Front sight, slide,

rear sight, muzzle, trigger guard,

trigger, grip, magazine release, magazine.

We use a nine millimeter
semi-automatic pistol,

which means the reload is automatic,

but you still have to pull the trigger

each time to fire.

- Those targets aren't for us, are they?

- They are.

I'll demonstrate.

First, you slide the magazine upward

into the grip until you
hear a clicking sound.

Pull the slide to its rear
most position and release

to chamber a round.

- Dude!

That was awesome!

- Practice makes perfect.

I want you both out here at least

30 minutes every day.

- Yes sir.

Uh.

You want to go first?

- Um, yeah, sure.

- Dude.

- What?

- Stop shaking.

- You know what?

You just go.

- Okay.

- Ah!

It's so loud.

- It's okay, Trevor.

Try again.

- Come on, buddy.

- You can join two clauses with a comma

and a coordinating conjunction.

Body language is non-verbal,

and everyone needs it to communicate.

The correct fix would be...

Body language is non-verbal, comma,

and everyone uses it to communicate.

Questions?

- Um, yeah.

- No!

Good, moving on to prepositions.

A preposition is a relationship between

a noun and a pronoun.

It's mostly used with a noun...

Be quiet!

- No one said anything--

- I said quiet!

A noun to show location like beside,

in, or on.

It can also be used to show motion,

emotion, direction, location, possession.

- Roger that.

Understood.

I gotta go.

Where's your laptop?

- Aw, crap.

I think I left it in Bayer's class.

Wait, where's your hat?

- Forget about it,

let's go grab your laptop.

Sorry, Diane.

- It's okay.

Did you need something?

- Trevor left
his laptop in there.

- I see it.

- What were you doing in there?

I didn't mean to interrupt.

- Don't worry about it.

I've been dressing a little
more modestly for class.

I think I'm a walking
distraction for the boys,

but after class I do like to change.

- Way to go, you're making
her feel uncomfortable.

- Sorry, but have you seen her?

Kind of hard to ignore.

- She's not an object!

- I said I'm sorry!

- For the record,

it wasn't easy to close that door.

- For the record, my head hurts.

- Here you go, bud.

- Thanks, Ms. Bayer.

- Thanks Diane.

- So, it's late.

I was gonna get a drink.

You wanna come?

- That would be lovely.

Maybe after weapons class.

- Dude, she's so into you.

- Come on, we have class.

- Go for it, man.

Love is worth any risk.

- What are you, a fortune cookie?

Come on!

- I'm just saying.

- Hurry up, I expect
two miles in 30 minutes.

- I'm crying on the inside.

- That's sweat, Kyle.

Not tears.

- No, the tears, the tears on the inside,

I'm crying on the inside.

- Then suck it up.

- Hi.

- Hey, Diane.

Wow, you look dressed to impress.

- I'm getting drinks with Jay later.

Hopefully, anyway.

- You have got to be the two most

stubborn people I've ever met.

- Excuse me?

- Hey, get up.

You're gonna finish this run.

Look.

Jay's probably never going to admit

he's attracted to you.

He's a workaholic, and that probably

won't ever change.

- I'm just trying to give him some space.

- Do you hear yourself?

Space.

Why are you being so stubborn?

Just tell him how you feel.

- Page 45.

Page 45.

Believe what you want,
but time travel is real.

It's possible because of this device.

The Shatter Stick.

- The Shatter Stick?

- In late 2012, towards
the end of World War Three,

the Canadians decide to give us a hand

with a new weapon.

- I'm gonna slow you
down there for a minute.

World War Three?

Did you say Canada?

- I did.

World War Three was fought
over a two year period.

The main reason the war happened

was due to hacking.

I say World War Three, but
I'm aware that most people

such as yourself didn't even
know the war took place.

- This is the most I've
learned at any school, ever.

- Take notes.

Blueprints for a new
weapon of mass destruction

were stolen by Russia,

who wanted to sell them
on the black market.

Because the state of
the world at this time,

government leaders thought it was best

to handle the situation
without causing alarm.

Once the weapon was manufactured,

it was found out that
there was a severe glitch.

Every single time the
weapon was powered on,

the operator would disappear.

Still, scientists kept working on it

and making modifications.

Soon, objects and people near the weapon

would disappear when it was turned on.

After the war ended, agents
working with the United States

were given the blueprints
to experiment with it,

and we created this.

The Shatter Stick.

Shatter stands for...

Space Harnessing And Time
Travel Enabling Remote.

It was designed to slice time itself.

- I can't believe it.

And who would've guessed Canada.

- I currently own one
of four that were built.

There's an instruction manual framed

down the back hall that I helped write.

As you could see, this device
has many knobs and buttons.

Don't be shocked, but time
travel's slightly complicated.

- Of course.

- I'll be going into more
detail on the Shatter Stick,

as well as discussing
quantum entanglement.

Once I get clearance,

we'll also be going on
a few field trips too.

- That's amazing.

Uh, can I have your autograph?

- Maybe later.

Right now we're moving on to napalm,

so I need you to pay attention

and take good notes.

- Oh, I am.

Would you like to check and sign off

on my paper, for approval?

- Trevor...

I'll sign your paper later, I promise.

Napalm is a flammable liquid.

It's a mixture of a gelling agent,

and a gasoline, or similar fuel.

- Why do you trust me?

- Excuse me?

- You trusted me right after
I tried stealing from you.

How?

- I saw myself in you.

Sorry, I was late.

- It's okay.

I'm just glad you're here.

- Me too.

Did you make this?

- Yeah.

A little strong, sorry.

- It's really good.

- Thank you.

- Can I ask you something?

- Sure.

- I'm thinking about adding a third agent

to the program.

- Another kid?

- Yeah, maybe a girl.

So, what do you think?

- I think it's a great idea.

You know, I was only 19 when I started.

- You got me beat by a year.

I was 20.

Seems like ages ago.

- No.

I remember my first day
like it was yesterday.

I got there early and was
just about to sit down,

and you come running through the door

like you've got a pack of wolves on you.

And your face is all bloody,

and your shirt is torn.

- That was the day of my
first fight with Pyro Ed.

- First of many, yeah.

- You remember that?

- Mhm.

You ran right past me,

and then you turned around

and you had this big smile on your face.

And you said, I'm Jay, you must be new.

And I said I'm Diane, and
then you said hi Diane,

don't worry, the first
day's always the hardest.

And then I laughed, and
you said something...

- I heard a rumor you wore
that dress just for me.

- I wore this dress cause
it's easy to take off.

- My whole life I've
always enjoyed reading

and doing schoolwork.

Call me insane, but I
like math and science.

But this?

This is too much!

I can't even focus on one book

cause I have two other books open,

and my brain keeps telling me to read

one sentence at a time,

and then switch books.

Listen to this.

Both I and me are singular pronouns,

which means they're used by one person

to refer to himself or herself.

The cosine of an angle in a right triangle

equals the adjacent side
divided by the hypotenuse.

Jamestown, the first
permanent English settlement

was founded in 1607.

- That's not a very
efficient way to study.

- I can't help it!

- Hey, one at a time.

- Do you ever notice that Mr. Barves name

sounds like Mr. Barf?

- We have to
start calling him that.

Behind his back.

- I'm gonna say it to his face.

Barf.

- Barf.

Hey, let's come up with
nicknames for everyone.

- Yeah.

Dude, I've got one.

Mrs. Zurbur can be Sunshine.

- Wait, why?

- Because she's such a joy
to be around, of course.

- Mark should
have a kung fu master name.

Something that sounds Chinese.

- Is that racist?

- Is calling him Hackawackie Chung racist?

- No, that's brilliant!

What about Ms. Bayer?

- Hm.

How about Pain Killer.

- Pain Killer?

Oh, I get it.

- Yeah, cause she's a pain,

but also has killer good looks.

- Also, Bayer is a pain relief medication.

- True.

I didn't think of that.

And Jay?

- I don't know, Jay's pretty cool.

He's the boss.

- Boss.

I like it.

- Hey, Trevor?

- Yep?

- We're friends, right?

- Uh, I think so.

Yeah, why?

- I just don't have very many friends,

so it's nice to know
that someone has my back.

- Hey, as long as you've got mine.

- Yeah, of course.

If you trust me.

- I'm starting to
understand the entire world

isn't out to get me.

- Yeah, I guess.

I guess it's not easy to trust anyone

when so many people have
let you down in the past.

- I know how you feel.

Uh, there's a lot of cords back there.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

- Yeah.

Pretty sure I can get an
arcade machine running.

Let's see, just connect these two.

And like that.

Did it do it?

- I think you got it.

- Hey, it lights up.

- Boom!

You did it.

- What did I tell you?

- Atta boy.

Yeah, that's handshake worthy.

♪ Walking down the aisle ♪

- Hey Boss.

- Boss?

- that's your new nickname.

- We came up with some
for all the teachers.

- Is that so?

Let's hear.

- Mr. Barf.

- Wow.

I did not realize the name

sounds so much like barf.

- Mrs. Zurbur is our
little ray of Sunshine.

- Mark is Hackawackie Chung.

- Oh, I get it.

- And Ms. Bayer is Pain Killer.

- She's gonna love that one.

So, what about you guys?

- What about us?

- You need nicknames too.

- Like what?

- Yours should be Pocketman.

- Ew, why?

- Cause every time I do laundry,

your pockets are inside out.

- He's right.

It's like you rip your pockets out

when you take your pants off.

- Fine.

If I'm Pocketman, then you're Cargoboy.

- Cargoboy?

- If we're basing our
nicknames off of pants.

- You do wear cargo shorts a lot.

- Is that a crime?

- Nicknames are so stupid.

- Shut up, Pocketman.

- Shut up, Cargoboy.

- Anyways, I'm going to the store.

You guys need anything?

- Uh, I could use some more cargo shorts.

- The grocery store.

You know what?

Nevermind.

- Can I have a carrot?

- A carrot?

- What?

I'm hungry.

- Seriously?

- Okay, an apple.

Boss, can I have an apple?

- Shut up!

- Sorry.

- Gosh.

- Good afternoon,

if you are just tuning in,
this is a national alert.

Reports of people dropping dead

are coming from everywhere.

Government officials claim it could be

related to Dr. Fantom's disease.

The first notable outbreak
was six years ago.

If so, it seems to be spreading again

at an alarming rate.

The president has not
yet made a statement.

- Hello.

I keep hearing gun shots,

and I wanted to make sure that

everything's okay over here.

Where's Jayden?

- Amy!

How are you?

It's so nice to see you.

- I'm fine.

How come my neighbor
has kids shooting guns?

What is going on?

- Yeah, I've been meaning
to call you, see...

They're foreign exchange students,

and I'm helping out with the community.

- Oh, I see.

- Yeah, so, they're staying
with me this semester.

I have teachers coming to
the house to tutor them.

- Well, very nice to meet you both.

- Yes, I'm Trevor.

- They don't speak English.

- Oh, where are they from?

- They're from Uganda.

- Oh my.

- Yeah.

- Are you sure it's okay to have them

out like this unsupervised?

- Of course.

Every single kid in Uganda

learns how guns work at a very early age.

It's part of their culture.

- I didn't know that.

- Well, they are from Uganda, so...

They know best.

Plus, it's a fun activity
and it keeps them busy.

- Good for you, Jayden.

I'm very proud of you.

- Thank you, thank you so much.

Shall we?

- Uganda?

Why does he even think of that?

- Where'd he get that one from?

I can't believe she fell for that.

- Sorry about that.

My neighbors don't exactly know what it is

that I do for obvious reasons.

So, Lindsey, do you have
any questions for me?

- Um, I don't think so.

I really like this program you've created.

When can I start?

- Um, later this afternoon I'll have you

link up with the boys.

But first, I have a few documents

for you to sign.

- Great, I'm excited.

Thank goodness my mom
recommended me for it.

- Your mom?

- Mhm.

- I almost forgot Natalie was an agent.

- I think she has a little
thing for you, Jayden.

She said you two go way back.

- Is that right?

- Awkward.

- Who is she?

- I don't know.

She's kinda cute.

- Kinda cute?

She's beautiful.

- Oh, you're right.

- Dude, should we go over there?

What do you think they're talking about?

- No.

Dude, I want to play some
PS4 before math class.

- No, no, no, hold on, hold on.

- But Overwatch is calling me.

- Ugh.

Okay, come on.

We'll go around to the back.

- Okay.

- Let's break up into groups.

- Into groups?

There's only two of us.

- Then find a partner.

Let me know when you're ready.

- Jesus.

- Sorry I'm late.

- Oh, that's quite alright Ms. Lindsey.

I heard you'd be joining us today.

Please, have a seat.

- Sup, I'm Pocketman.

This is Cargoboy.

- Pocketman?

- I'm Lindsey.

- We were just about to split into groups

for Mr. Barf's math class.

Would you like to be my partner?

- Hey!

- Um, sure.

- Also, all agents, students,

are required to have a nickname.

- Codename.

- Sorry.

And it must relate to pants.

But since you're not wearing any,

I guess we'll call you Miniskirt.

- Well, Jayden told me
to dress professionally.

- I didn't get that memo.

Actually, I've never received a memo.

- And I didn't know a skirt
was something to laugh at.

- Okay, may I continue?

Thanks.

Alright, now, suppose a
student has 80 nickels.

Right?

Now they use some of the
nickels to buy a cookie.

Later on, get this, they
find 12 more nickels

mysteriously in their backpack,

thus bringing the total to
75 nickels they now have.

How many nickels did they use

to buy the cookie?

- Look, do we have to do this?

- Yeah, you have to do this.

- 17 nickels.

- Excellent.

Please explain.

- He took the ending number 75

and subtracted the number of
nickels the student found.

That left him with 63,

then he took how many nickels the student

started with and subtracted 63.

Which gives him 17
nickels, and me one skirt.

- Wow.

Wow, wow.

I'll take this, I'll take this.

Let's go buddy.

- Where did Mr. Barf go?

- He was just there.

- What did you do?

- Before class ends, I
want to quickly go over

the most wanted criminals.

In Section 62, we do list the criminals

in order of danger,

so that our agents know and understand

what they're up against.

Pocketman, could you
start with three please?

- Um, number three.

Sir Longbottom.

Should I keep going?

- Well, does anyone know
anything about this man?

- I now know that one of the most

dangerous criminals in the world

has one of the most ridiculous names

I have ever heard.

- That may be so!

But he's extremely dangerous.

It's been over 30 years since an agent

has reported seeing Sir Longbottom.

Lindsey, can you continue?

- Number two.

Dr. Collin Fantom.

- Dr. Collin Fantom is an ex-agent.

He was credited with the creation

of a deadly disease that he
calls the Fantom Disease.

The disease spreads on contact,

and it kills almost immediately.

No one has been known to last

more than a few hours once the disease

has entered their body.

That's why he's so high up on the list.

- That's the guy we
heard about on the radio.

- So, he's still a major threat now then?

- That's correct.

- Then who's number one?

It doesn't say.
- It's not in here.

- We're not going into that today.

Class is over.

- Hey, why don't we hang out more?

- Because.

- Oh, come on.

I like to know everyone I work with,

and I don't know anything about you.

Do you like the kids?

- No.

- I do.

I think Lindsey's very sweet.

I think what Jayden's
doing here is really good.

- Look, you have Jayden, I have coffee.

Why don't you tell him
about these amazing things?

- Okay then.

Wait a minute, you're married.

You have more than just coffee.

- Who do you think buys me the coffee?

- Alright, you're gonna
slowly punch towards my chest,

wrap it around, thumb on
top, and then twist it.

Alright?

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Okay.

- You try.

- Hi.

- Alright, let's go.

- Ready?

- Yeah.

Ow.

- Really?

That's all you can do?

Whoa, hey now, let's not do that.

That was the weakest thing I've ever done.

- You know there's class tonight, right?

What are you doing here?

- I was hungry.

- Yeah.

Me too.

So what do you think about Lindsey?

- I like her.

I mean, agent to agent.

- Yeah, her mom's an
agent like Cargoboy's dad.

She was one of the first
applicants I received

when we started the program.

I'm just happy that
word's traveling around

and all the agents
think this whole thing's

a good idea.

- It is a good idea.

What, what's happening?

- Run, run now!

- What is that?

It's loud.

Boss? Trevor?

- Boss!

- What is going on?

- Move!

Go, go!

- Oh, go!

- Take the kids to the safe room.

Hurry, go, go!

- Mark this is a wall?

- Go, get in.

Guys, get in there.

Do not open this door

unless Jay gives you permission.

Do you understand?

Shit.

- Oh no.

- This is terrible.

- Hackawackie?

- He's dead.

Sunshine and Pain Killer are dead too.

- But what about...

- Boss.

Boss.

Boss.

Come on, let's get you up.

- No.

I'm fine, Pocketman.

- Sir.

You are bleeding.

The other teachers are dead.

We need to get you some help, let me help.

- Nothing can help.

- Boss...

- What do we do?

- You guys have a job to do now.

- Forget the program.

- Don't say that.

Remember the other day in class

we spoke about the Fantom Disease?

- You're telling me a disease caused this?

- It kills on contact, remember?

The disease has a very
interesting chemical design.

Once it sucks all the life
from the victim's body,

it leaves the victim and can detect

the nearest living organism.

It feeds like a vampire.

- Well, if it's still spreading,

then how do we stop it?

- You can't.

- Well that's just great.

- You can't stop the disease,

but you could stop the
creator of the disease.

- Time travel.

- Yes.

You have to hurry before it loops

back around and catches you.

- What about you?

- I'll be fine here.

- Look, we can't do this without you.

I don't even know where to find him,

or how far back to travel.

- I do.

I can tell you that much,

and then you're on your own.

- Are you sure this is a good idea?

We're still just kids.

- Look at it this way.

If you weren't here,
who else could go back?

He'll never see you coming.

Use that to your advantage.

There's nothing here for you now.

Don't be part of the
problem, be the solution.

Trust me.

Trust me and your friends.

- I do trust you, and them.

- If you only learn one
thing from me, learn this...

Some people will always doubt you,

but that doesn't matter,
unless you doubt yourself.

So don't.

- Okay.

We'll do it.

- We will?

- I'll grab the Shatter Stick.

- Pocketman, wait.

One more thing.

Don't forget shades of gray.

You may have to kill to stop him.

But that doesn't make you a bad person.

He's already taken the life of millions.

You just have to take
one to save millions.

- Here, think of this as our final exam.

Save the world and get an A,

get killed and mess up horribly

because we hadn't had enough training

to do something like this, and we fail.

- That's the spirit.

- Yeah.

Ready?

- Ready.

Where are we?

This doesn't look familiar at all.

- The Shatter Stick moves
you through time and space,

which means since the Earth is--

- I'm gonna stop you there.

- Is that...

Is that Mr. Barf?

- No, it can't be.

- Where did you--

- Look at his tie.

- What did you do?

- Okay, um, what did you do?

And you can't tell me you
didn't do anything because--

- Look, he was getting on my nerves,

so I used the Shatter Stick

and sent him back in time.

- To this exact day?

- Not exactly.

He's been wandering
around in this time period

for about a month.

- Trevor, you are so stupid.

- Because math, dude.

- Hey.

Are you alright?

- Kyle, Lindsey, I'm so happy to see you!

- Uh, I'm here too.

- Oh.

- You alright?

- No.

I seem to be terribly confused.

- It's okay.

- Guys, we have to tell him--

- I really don't think that's--

- Mr. Barve, you work for Section 62

of the CIA, the three of
us are agents in training,

and the other teachers
are some of the finest

agents in the country.

Jay didn't want you to find out.

- Might as well
tell him your part too.

- No, don't do that.

No, don't--

- And I used the Shatter Stick

and sent you six years into the past,

and I am so sorry.

- Oh.

- Oh, okay, ow, ew.

- Yeah, that's leaving a mark, okay.

Great plan, Cargoboy.

- You know what?

I wasn't gonna mention the
whole time travel part.

You know what?

At least he's out of the way.

We need to find a car, and fast.

What?

- Did Boss give you directions?

- Yes, we're close.

I grew up around this area.

I can picture the warehouse

Boss was talking about.

- Um, Pocketman, quick question.

Can you hotwire a car?

- Can I hotwire a car?

Moron.

Everyone knows you lock your doors.

- Okay, pushing him in.

- Head first.

- Okay.

Alright.

- Oh, careful with his arms.

Yep, alright.

- Alright, get in.

- Just let it, okay.

- You got him?

- And then I push his legs in.

- Okay.

- There we go.

That's good.

Perfect.

Okay.

- You actually got him back there.

- Yeah.

- Nicely done.

- Trev, how you doing?

- Uh...

- You don't know
what you're doing, do you?

- I have no idea.

- Alright.

Step back and let the master work.

- It's all yours.

- Open it and get in?

- Yes.

Okay.

So, disconnect this one,

and then take the red.

- We almost died.

- But did you die?

- And I thought Cruella de Vil

was a crazy woman driver.

- You know what, you guys
go on, I'll watch him.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Just shout if you need me.

You're the best fighter anyways,

and if he's as dangerous
as Boss says he is,

then you need to be the
one to confront him.

- Alright.

Be safe out here.

- Well, well, well.

To what do I owe this little visit?

- Are you...

Dr. Fantom?

- Please.

Call me Collin.

To answer your very
demanding question, yes.

What can I do for you?

- What do you know about
the Fantom Disease?

- Never heard of it.

Is that a gun that I see?

Are you going to shoot me, young man?

Have I done something wrong?

- In the future, you release a disease

that nearly kills everyone on the planet.

- I see.

And you are here to stop me?

- You kids don't belong here.

- Don't listen to him.

- Oh no, little girl.

You should listen to me.

It's inappropriate for you to come here

and hurl these threats.

I have enough enemies already.

- Why?

- Why?

Because I was lied to, that's why.

I was used as a pawn of this government

to give them what they wanted.

- Who lied to you?

- Do you know who I am?

Truly?

I was hired by the agency to create

a new serum for the military.

I called it Spectrum.

It was supposed to increase adrenaline

and improve memory.

Essentially, the strong got stronger,

and the smart got smarter.

- Like Captain America.

- Not now.

What happened?

- They wanted faster progress.

So my funding was pulled,
my laboratory, shut down.

I was left with nothing but my work.

And the one who made the call

to pull my funding?

To close down my lab?

Was one of the agency's finest.

My best friend, Jayden.

- You know Jay?

- Everybody knows Jay.

But only I know him for what he truly is.

A twisted soul.

He may seem like a good man,

but I will never forget the way

he turned his back on me.

- People change.

Jay isn't like that.

- People change but,
you're here to kill me

for something I haven't even done yet.

But people change, right?

- He's messing with you.

- Jayden was doing what
he believed was right.

- Perhaps.

But I've already lost my
life once at his hands,

and I will not simply allow you

to come here and kill me!

When I am on the verge
of doing something great.

- Look.

I can't leave this
timeline unless I'm certain

the disease won't ever be released.

- Don't get in my way, boy.

- I'll do what I have to.

- Brave.

You've been well trained
for such a young agent.

I'm going to enjoy this.

- Come on.

- Come on.

Trevor!

- Hang on.

- Come to me, child.

Drop it.

- Let him go.

- I will crush his throat.

- Shoot him, Lindsey.

I trust you.

- Listen, young lady.

Drop the gun.

Did you really think that the two of you

could stop me?

- Shoot him!

- I am going to create
something beautiful.

- You think you got him?

- What have you done?

- You didn't give us a choice.

- I'm not bad.

I just wanted to...

I want people to know...

- People will know.

- I didn't want to hurt anybody.

- It's okay.

People often regret the things

they didn't stand up for.

If you believe in something, then show it.

- I wanted to change...

- Where are they?

- I don't know!
- This is ridiculous.

- Jay sent us to get
milk and eggs, that's it.

- Oh, from the farm where it came from?

- No, from the grocery store

like everyone else does.

- Look, they're limping.

- I don't know, maybe
they rolled their ankle.

Oh my God.

Success?

- Success.

- We should probably get going.

He woke up a few minutes ago,

and I tried telling him that Jay sent us

to get milk and eggs.

He didn't really buy it.

- That's what
you came up with for a lie?

We don't have licenses.

- I knew it, you little liars.

Children, what is going on?

Why are you bleeding?

Is that a gun?

- Can we go now?

- Yes, I want to go.

You're so annoying.

- I don't get paid
enough to deal with you.

- I don't care.

- There we go!

- Wasn't that bad, right?

- What?

- You're fine.

- What are you four doing?

- Oh my God.

These students of yours have completely--

- Studying.

Mr. Barve was just helping
us with some questions

we had on the homework.

- Okay then.

Don't be late for class,

I have a lot to cover today.

- Okay, got it.

- Oh yeah, almost forgot.

Cargoboy, are you still able to DJ

for the wedding this weekend?

- Uh.
- What?

For what?
- Yeah.

What, again?

For what?

Whose wedding?

- Mine and Diane's.

- Oh.

Yeah.

Just got caught up with the homework.

- Great.

Thanks.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

None of this strikes you as odd?

You're not gonna question any of this?

- Mr. Barve.

Clean yourself up already.

- Let me just fix your tie.

- I miss my calculator.

- You're fine, no it's...

Okay.

Whoa, ew.

Okay, that was not good.

Okay, you know what--

- Hold on.

What just happened here?

- I think we're witnessing
some butterfly effects.

- Yeah, somehow killing Dr. Fantom

made Jayden and Diane
fall in love earlier.

- Well...

We did it.

- You did it.

- We all did.

Good job man.

- You too.

- Thanks.

♪ I would never have expected ♪

♪ Feeling so connected ♪

♪ It must've been our destiny ♪

- Yeah, but who could've guessed

she'd throw up in the aisle?

- Congratulations, guys.

I'm so happy for you.

Congratulations.

- I'm so happy for you, Jay.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

It's Lindsey's mom, what
do you want me to do?

- Excuse me, can I have
everyone's attention please?

Jay and Diane are now about
to share their first dance.

Other couples are welcome to join

them when they're done,

I just wanted to say
congratulations to Boss and Diane.

Come on, Boss.

♪ You should change
your name to laughter ♪

♪ You bring joy to every room ♪

♪ Other voices vanish after ♪

♪ Hearing such a lovely tune ♪

♪ In a world that's so imperfect ♪

♪ Every word you say is music ♪

♪ You should change
your name to beautiful ♪

♪ Wish that I could have you with me ♪

♪ Every time I fall ♪

- Wow, you look beautiful.

- Thanks.

You don't look so bad yourself.

♪ You should change
your name to beautiful ♪

- Funny, isn't it?

- What is?

- How one simple moment
can change everything.

- Yeah.

It is.

♪ I don't think you'd mind it if I ♪

♪ Changed your name to something new ♪

♪ Would you think it childish if ♪

♪ Changed my name to I love you ♪

♪ We both have a love so perfect ♪

♪ I would never want to hurt you ♪

♪ You should change
your name to beautiful ♪

♪ Every word you say is music ♪

♪ You should change
your name to beautiful ♪

♪ You should change
your name to beautiful ♪

- Sir.

Sir?

Sir Longbottom.

- What is it now?

- Pyro Ed has made contact.

It seems he wasn't able
to get the emerald.

- What?

- Well--

- Shh.

I can hear your thoughts.

Something needs to be done
about this Jayden person.

What's this?

It seems you know him.

- No, no.

- You aren't trying to
double cross me, are you?

- No, no of course not.

- You know I can feel everything.

Liar!

It is so hard to find good help.