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[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
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DALLAS:
Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go.
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Come on. Come on.
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Here. Here.
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Now, l want to go over a few rules
with y'all tonight.
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Ain't that all right?
Don't worry about it. Rule number one.
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This is the
"What can you touch and not touch" rules.
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Can you touch this?
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No, no, no.
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Second touch.
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Can you touch this?
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No, no, no.
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And finally....
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[WOMEN WHOOPlNG]
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Last one, ladies. Can you touch this?
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Can you ever touch this?
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Well, that's who the law says
that you cannot touch.
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[WOMEN GROAN]
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But l think l see a lot of lawbreakers
up in this house tonight.
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[AUDlENCE WHOOPlNG AND CHEERlNG]
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And l don't see a cop in sight.
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All right?
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Oh.
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[SNlFFS]
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[TRlMMER WHlRRlNG]
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You know, l gotta go commando today
because someone...
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...ripped off my favorite pair
of panties last night.
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[CHUCKLES]
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-Hey. lt's not funny.
-Heh, oh, sorry, heh.
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-They were my grandma's.
-They were not your grandma's.
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They could have been.
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Can you throw me, uh, that shirt right there?
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Hey, what are we gonna do about her?
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MlKE [WHlSPERlNG]:
l don't know.
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What was her name again?
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What? l don't--
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l'm sorry. What's her name?
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[WHlSPERS]
Uh.
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You don't even know.
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-l do.
-You found her. You have to remember her.
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-l know her name.
-What is it, then?
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lt's....
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[SHOUTS]
Penelope.
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[MlKE CHUCKLES]
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Whatever her name was, she was fun.
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JOANNA:
That's a cool table. Where'd you get it?
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MlKE: That's just some old shit that blew up
on a beach after the last hurricane.
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-You made that?
-Hmm?
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You should sell these things.
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Tsk, thank you. That's actually the idea.
Mike's Custom Furniture Concepts.
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But the market hasn't really hit
the sweet spot yet.
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Hm, l'm waiting for the bank to make
the competitive loans l'm looking for...
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...and then l'll swoop in.
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Cool.
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l'm going to get out of here.
You guys are good?
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What? You're just gonna leave us?
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Yeah. What, are you gonna steal a bunch
of my shit or something?
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Probably. That's what strangers do.
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-Don't do that...maybe?
-Okay.
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MlKE: Okay.
-Okay.
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So l'm going to see you again?
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Tsk, uh, yeah, probably.
l don't know. l'll, uh, call you.
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Bye.
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MlKE:
Where's George and the guys?
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SAL: They fucked me and took another gig
last minute. So l got these guys.
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MlKE:
Where'd you get them?
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Uh, you know, ah, industry referrals.
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MlKE: My dick. You got them off Craigslist?
SAL: Heh.
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l can't have fucking union guys
around here...
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...barking about benefits and shit.
Give me a break.
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So, what am l supposed to do in there?
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-Hey, you Sol? Sal. Adam.
-Sal.
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Oh, Adam, how you doing? This is Mike.
You guys are gonna be working together.
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Give me a minute?
l want to straighten something out there.
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You can hop up there.
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-You gotta be fucking kidding me.
-What?
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He's wearing fucking tennis shoes.
He doesn't know--
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Ah, heh, do me a favor, go up there
and do it for 14 bucks an hour.
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l'm gonna do it for 20 bucks an hour.
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[SAL SlGHS]
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-l'll give you 1 8.
-Mm-mm.
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Don't fuck with me.
You're like my son.
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The son which you're gonna pay
$20 an hour.
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MlKE:
What's up?
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You ever, uh, tiled a roof before?
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-No.
-Fuck.
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How'd you get this job, anyways?
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Craigslist.
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And you put on your post
that you'd tiled houses before?
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Yeah.
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Right, ugh.
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So, what do you got in your bag?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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SAL: Why don't you open it up?
ADAM: There's nothing in it.
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Why don't you open the fucking bag
before l open your fucking head up?
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l got a nice ham, cheese sandwich....
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You know how to read, huh?
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One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler.
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l'm gonna do my inventory.
lf l come up short, l'm coming right to you.
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[CAR ALARM CHlRPlNG]
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ls it dead?
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ADAM:
What's that?
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l can try to jump you off if you want,
but it's not the battery.
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l think you're probably fucked.
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MlKE:
Just tell them if they want to get into this...
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...be up there. l'll see you at the Amp.
All right. Later.
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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG
ON CAR RADlO]
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What are you doing? Stop. What the fuck
are you doing, man?
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[MlKE SlGHS]
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Sorry.
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lt's new. lt's gonna stay new
if you don't rip off the damn plastic.
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ADAM:
Why do you have that?
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Because it protects it. l'm going to rip it off
when l'm ready to sell it.
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lt'll be like brand-new.
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Where are you from?
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Citrus Springs.
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Did you play ball?
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ADAM:
Uh, yeah. Strong safety.
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You don't look like a strong safety.
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l gave that, uh, college thing the college try.
Didn't quite work out.
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Couldn't resist the lure
of the roofing business?
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Yeah, that and the lure
of my sister's couch.
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ADAM: Can you do me a favor and drop me
off at my car tonight?
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BROOKE:
No, l'm sorry. l'm going to dinner.
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l can take you tomorrow morning, though.
What time do you have to be at work?
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l need to talk to you about that, heh.
The foreman, uh...
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...he accused me of stealing.
So l fucking quit.
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-What?
-Yeah, but l have....
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Well, l had that interview at T-Mobile.
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So, uh, yeah. They asked me to wear
a fucking tie.
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You know how l feel about wearing
a fucking tie.
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Why don't you just wear a tie?
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Sorry. You know what my rules are.
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BROOKE:
Oh, God, brother.
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[BROOKE SlGHS]
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What? l also...
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[SNlFFS]
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...could do....
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[MUMBLES]
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-What?
-What?
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-What did you say?
-What did you hear?
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You're doing that thing.
You're doing that game.
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-What game?
-No. You do that all the time.
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lt's not working anymore.
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-Talking about games, l could be a gamer.
-Oh, yeah.
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-And l could sell it to people.
-You'll make so much money.
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-l could be the voice of the game.
-Even more money.
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l have a very good voice.
l do great impressions.
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You do do good impressions.
What was the one you did last night?
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-l'm not going to do it now.
-Heh, do it again. Do it again.
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-No.
-Come on.
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[lMlTATlNG ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER]
Listen to me.
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[BROOKE LAUGHlNG]
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These are my tortillas.
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Get in the chopper.
John Connor, come with me.
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-Argh!
-Okay. All right.
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ln case that doesn't work out,
why don't you come to dinner with me...
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...and Paul tonight?
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You can ask him if any of his friends
have any job openings.
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PAUL:
But sometimes people want to, you know...
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...they think they're owed a lot more
than, uh, they deserve. So too bad. Bummer.
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Uh, but, uh, you know, whatever. Sucks.
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l just don't have to be the guy
that tells them, uh, you know...
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...that they're, uh, not going to be able
to rebuild their houses. Um, anyway....
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Uh, let's talk about something else,
you know.
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You're right.
l'm sick of talking about Medicaid...
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...and processing insurance forms as well.
l get it.
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PAUL: Right.
-l get it.
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Right. l mean, it's slightly different
when you're doing Medicaid claims...
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...and when you're doing huge
property damage claims...
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-...but l guess it's a similar kind of thing.
-Yeah.
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Oh, wait, wait.
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-Remember what l said?
-Hmm, l'm so sorry.
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l just can't drive tonight.
l've been driving all weekend.
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l'm sorry.
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-No worries.
-l just forgot.
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Someone will finish it, l think.
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-There you go. There's a taker.
ADAM: l will.
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-Tsk.
-Good?
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Where are you going?
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[ALL CHATTERlNG]
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Uh, hey,
do you know who's spinning tonight?
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Heh, uh....
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-No. Sorry.
-All right.
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[GlRL CHUCKLES]
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Hey, Mike.
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Mike.
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Sorry, bro.
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Hey, Mike.
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-Hey, man.
MlKE: Yo.
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-Heh, what's going on?
-What's going on, bro?
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-Are you going in?
-Yeah, we're going.
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Can l come with you?
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Uh....
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Pfft, dude, they're never gonna
let you in like that.
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Come on. l'd do anything.
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Heh, it's not my fault.
l'm just saying they're not gonna do it.
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l would do it, but--
l don't think they're going to do it, bro.
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All right.
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All right?
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Fuck. Okay, dude. Hey.
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Um....
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You're going to owe me.
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-l promise, man--
-l mean, owe me.
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No questions asked, owe me.
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Anything.
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Take your hood off. Try to look a little
more-- Tuck your fucking shirt in.
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You got to not wear tennis shoes, bro.
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George, dude, l got one.
l'm sorry. l know, l know.
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Thanks, bro. l owe you.
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ADAM:
Sorry, man. These are the only shoes l got.
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[POP MUSlC PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKER]
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Hey, baby, mwah.
Can we borrow one of these?
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Thank you. Grab one.
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ADAM:
ls it free?
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Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn
your keep.
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So l got us a new recruit.
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Ladies, meet the Kid. Portia, Ruby.
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GlRLS:
Hey.
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ADAM:
Heh, hey.
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What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe?
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-Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up.
-Yeah?
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That's a quality endorsement, my friend.
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What do you guys do?
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[GlRLS CHUCKLE]
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-What?
-Come here. Come here.
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Any time a girl tells you
her name starts with a flower...
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...a car or a stone,
don't bother asking what she does.
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You know what l'm saying?
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All right, l ain't got that much time,
so l'm calling in my favor, all right?
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Okay.
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You see the girl with the tiara thing
and the sash?
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[GlRLS TALKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
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ADAM: Yeah.
MlKE: Go talk to her.
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What do you want me to say?
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l don't care. Have you never talked
to a girl before? Just go talk to her.
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Be creative.
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She does not look like she wants
to be bothered.
239
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Look at what she's wearing.
She came here tonight to be bothered.
240
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,382
Go bother her.
You want to be inside or outside?
241
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,592
lnside.
242
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,011
l'll come save you in a minute.
Get out of here.
243
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,561
l'm getting wasted tonight
if we could get a drink.
244
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,771
GlRL:
l know.
245
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,066
She's, like, ignoring the whole side
of this bar.
246
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,484
-Hey.
-Hey, Carla.
247
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,860
Um, oh....
248
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,613
Yo, man. Watch out, you're going to knock
my girlfriend.
249
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,533
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do?
250
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,081
-Uh, hi. Do l know you?
-Hi.
251
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,290
Uh, no. l'm, uh...
252
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,335
l didn't know that l had a boyfriend,
but thank you for that.
253
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,963
Um, all the guys here are fucking obnoxious.
254
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,548
-Thanks for that.
-Heh.
255
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,175
Who do we have to fuck
to get a fucking drink?
256
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,010
Uh, me, please?
257
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,304
-You'd like that, wouldn't you?
-Uh, yes, l would.
258
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:12,809
We've been standing around here
for quite a while, and l'm 21 .
259
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,686
-lt's true.
-And l can't get drunk.
260
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,020
-You're 21 ?
-Yes.
261
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,857
Happy 21st. l'd buy you guys a shot if l--
262
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,817
-Don't worry about it.
-lt's fine.
263
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,193
Oh, Adam.
264
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,528
-Hi.
-Hi.
265
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,363
-l'm Liz. Hi.
-Hi, Liz.
266
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,407
What do you say, baby boy?
You want one?
267
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,034
l can't find anybody to take
these. Y'all want them?
268
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,662
-Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves.
-Whoo.
269
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:37,917
Uh, here's to, um, our children.
May they have rich fucking parents, heh.
270
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,878
Heh, absolutely.
271
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,755
[COUGHS]
272
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,091
MlKE: Yes. Okay.
-Whoo.
273
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,677
-What, you guys go to USF?
-Yeah.
274
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,762
-Mm-hm.
-So it's summer break, correct?
275
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,347
-That's right.
-Whoo.
276
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,224
And if l'm not mistaken,
that says "21 ," right?
277
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,434
l am 21 , yes.
278
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,436
-Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up?
-Whoo.
279
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,645
-We can't get drinks.
LlZ: Ha, ha.
280
00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:01,232
You can't get drinks? That's no excuse.
That's a bad friend you got.
281
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,610
l'm not a bad friend.
282
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,987
-You are a bad friend.
-l'm trying.
283
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,280
CARLA:
You are a bad friend.
284
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,574
See? You heard it from her.
l'm just saying.
285
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,784
-What are you guys planning on doing tonight?
-Ha, ha.
286
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,161
Wouldn't you like to know?
287
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,330
MlKE: Actually, l would, to be totally honest.
-Ha, ha.
288
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:19,334
lf you like to get a wee bit crazy,
why don't you come down and see the show?
289
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,049
CARLA: Are you serious? Wow.
MlKE: As a fucking heart attack.
290
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,468
We have a lot of friends here.
Can they come too?
291
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,844
MlKE: How many?
CARLA: Eight or nine?
292
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,179
MlKE:
That's perfect, actually.
293
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,932
Hand them these. Tell them
they get in free at the door.
294
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,350
Okay. Maybe we'll come.
295
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,310
No. That's not a commitment.
296
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,897
Maybe we'll come,
if your little friend here comes too.
297
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,273
ADAM: Me?
-Oh, "little friend."
298
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,484
That's an easy if,
because he will be there.
299
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,486
-He's absolutely gonna be there.
-l will?
300
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,946
LlZ:
Then we'll be there too.
301
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:52,492
All right. The show starts in 45 minutes.
You can make it in 45 minutes?
302
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,036
-You're going to come. You swear?
-Yeah, we promise.
303
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,956
ADAM: Dude. You're a fucking stripper?
MlKE: Ha-ha-ha.
304
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,042
l swear, l thought you were going
to shit the bed, but you, heh, actually did it.
305
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,836
Ah, l feel like l owe you.
l can throw you 1 00 bucks...
306
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,838
...tip you out at the end of the night...
307
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,341
-...if you really want to host.
ADAM: Host what?
308
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,219
MlKE:
Yeah. No, for sure.
309
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,599
-l hope you're ready for this shit.
-Ha, ha.
310
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,393
[WOMEN WHOOPlNG]
311
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,275
WOMAN:
Who's your friend, Mike?
312
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,194
[WOMEN LAUGHlNG]
313
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,198
MlKE: This is the owner. Jesus.
DALLAS: Whoo.
314
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,827
Fucking Valhalla shit, man, mwah.
315
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,161
You see that shit, Mike?
316
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,580
Chicks are gonna go fucking crazy
over this, man.
317
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,917
l'm thinking of giving this routine
to Tarzan, unless you want it.
318
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,921
MlKE: No. lt's not my style, but, uh,
somebody should do it. lt's cool.
319
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,715
-Oh, it's fucking really good, heh.
MlKE: Mm-hm.
320
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,091
Ah, who's this?
321
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,636
This is the Kid. Uh, he wrangled, like,
nine sorority girls for us tonight...
322
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,556
...so l figured
he could help out around here tonight.
323
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,849
DALLAS:
How old are you?
324
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,350
-Uh, nineteen.
DALLAS: Nineteen.
325
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,854
-The fuck am l supposed to do with that?
MlKE: Oh, come on. He don't look 1 9.
326
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,063
l can't have him host.
327
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,399
Can't have a 1 9-year-old
on the fucking street.
328
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,151
Then he can do props, can't he?
329
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,195
-l can do anything.
-We're setting up our own shit as it is.
330
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,822
All right. Props.
331
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,407
You're on props tonight.
332
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,201
Do whatever Mikey tells you,
any of the guys tell you.
333
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,370
Clean the fucking toilets, whatever.
334
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,789
Tonight. And listen up.
335
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,125
-This is not a fucking joke.
-Heh.
336
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,920
DALLAS: All right? lt's not a fucking hobby.
This is a serious business l'm running.
337
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,340
So the last thing l need
is a teenage liability fucking my future up.
338
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,134
-Don't try it. Yeah.
DALLAS: Capiche?
339
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,596
TARZAN: One thing about Waffle House pussy
is you got to worry about the teeth.
340
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,598
Waffle House pussy?
l hate Waffle House pussy, heh.
341
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,807
[ALL CHUCKLlNG]
342
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,101
Everybody, this is the Kid.
Y'all can thank me later.
343
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,853
He's going to help us out tonight.
344
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,397
This is Big Dick Richie, Ken, Tito
and Tarzan.
345
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,607
TARZAN:
Whoa, l get it.
346
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:51,152
Just tell him what props you need.
l'll help him set them up later.
347
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,781
And, uh, yeah. Have fun.
Make yourself at home, Kid.
348
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,449
There you go, bro.
349
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,867
[MEN GlBBERlNG]
350
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,077
-No, thanks, man.
-No?
351
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,329
-No. l'm good.
-Suit yourself.
352
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,998
You handed it to me like the Hindenburg.
353
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,542
-How long you been on the force?
-What?
354
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,921
The police. How long you been a cop?
355
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,881
l'm not a cop, man.
356
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,467
RlCHlE:
Ha, ha, just fucking with you. Sit down.
357
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,344
Come on, man, sit down.
358
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,179
[SlGHS]
359
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,931
TARZAN:
So how do you know Mike?
360
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,308
Uh, ahem.
361
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,187
We, uh, worked together on construction.
362
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,314
[KEN AND TlTO TALKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
363
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,318
What kind of cash you make at that?
364
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,694
You all right, man?
365
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,491
What kind of cash you make?
366
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,576
Like 1 0 bucks an hour.
367
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,453
Under the table?
368
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,038
Yeah.
369
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,957
Hmm, not bad.
370
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,212
So you're here to help us out?
371
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,381
Yes, l am.
372
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,385
All right, so we got your first little piece
of business...bam.
373
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,178
That look ashy to you?
374
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,764
-What's that, man?
-That look ashy?
375
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,266
Heads up.
376
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,353
Just give it a little-- Just a little spray
on that calf there.
377
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,855
Oh, come on.
378
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,314
Come on.
379
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,692
Dude, l don't want to spray your leg.
380
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,569
Just do it.
381
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,195
We all had to do it, man.
382
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,824
lt's like the initiation.
Lord of the Flies. Come on.
383
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,409
Come on, Kid. lt's all right.
384
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,036
We'll tip you out good at the end
of the night. You'll be a happy man.
385
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,956
-Uh.
-Make sure you massage it in good.
386
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,918
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
387
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,505
[TARZAN CHUCKLES]
388
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,216
He fucking did it too.
389
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,551
[ALL CHUCKLE]
390
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,345
Oh, you're all right, man. You're all right.
391
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:49,145
DALLAS:
Take this front-row table right here, ladies.
392
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,023
You got your lD on you?
393
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,110
You got your lD? Heh. You're not drinking
a Shirley Temple tonight, are you?
394
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,613
No. We've already had a few drinks, so....
395
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,200
No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples.
Y'all have a great time.
396
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,454
We do a group act first, then we do our
solos, then we do hot seats.
397
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,332
lf everything goes well
and we get these girls jacked up...
398
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,585
...then we jack up the price of the hot seats,
so don't fuck it up.
399
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,338
Dude, it's easy.
All you got to do is hand us...
400
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,507
...our props before we go out on-stage.
401
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,093
All right? That's it. That's all you got to do.
402
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,930
You bring out whatever props
and everything-- There he is.
403
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,306
[SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH]
404
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,975
This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ.
405
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,102
Tobias, the Kid.
He's gonna be the one...
406
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,313
...giving you the cue
before each act.
407
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,441
-Pre-game. That's what l'm talking about.
-lt's the love potion.
408
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,736
-What is this? Strawberry?
-What is that?
409
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:43,449
lt's a little mixture.
ln, uh, Miami, we call it Hey Juice.
410
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:47,536
Hey Juice. Because if you drink
the whole bottle, "Hey." You'll like it, man.
411
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:48,704
[MlKE COUGHS]
412
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,456
Give it a sample.
413
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,626
You can't drink, so you want half a cap?
414
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,044
[ADAM STAMMERS]
415
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,837
ADAM:
l don't know what the fuck it is.
416
00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:01,634
MlKE: lt's just G. lt's basically like getting
drunk without all the calories.
417
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,054
-All right.
-You sure?
418
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,764
[SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH]
419
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,643
DALLAS:
All right, all right, all right.
420
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,561
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
421
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,355
DALLAS:
Whoo!
422
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,692
Yeah.
423
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:21,654
How are we feeling tonight, ladies?
Let me hear it one more time. Come on.
424
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:26,283
lt's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down
and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash.
425
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,745
So get out your purses and get ready
to spend some motherfucking cash.
426
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,998
Welcome to the stage,
the one, the only...
427
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,084
...the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
428
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,879
[THE WEATHER GlRLS' "lT'S
RAlNlNG MEN" PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]
429
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,514
[WOMEN CHEERlNG]
430
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,259
[ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
431
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,376
[DRUMBEAT]
432
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:08,130
Ooh, aah. Ooh, aah.
433
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,716
Ooh, aah.
434
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,885
[YELLS]
435
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:15,054
DALLAS:
Tarzan.
436
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,392
[TARZAN WHOOPlNG]
437
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,396
Tarzan?
438
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,774
DALLAS:
Where the fuck is he?
439
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,400
[ALL SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
440
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,737
DALLAS:
Motherfucker. What the fuck, man? Tarzan.
441
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,113
Fuck, man.
442
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:36,075
Motherfucker.
How many fucking times, huh?
443
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,910
[DALLAS SlGHS]
444
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:41,121
Ken, S&M routine. You up on that?
Can you do that?
445
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,457
l'm not putting that out there.
Negative energy.
446
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:44,875
Not putting what out there?
447
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,086
The negative energy. lt's bad.
lt comes back.
448
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,420
You're kidding me.
449
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,715
Richie, the, uh, fire-breathing gig, huh?
You up for that?
450
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:54,510
No. l got the fire-phobia issue.
451
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,970
[SlGHS]
452
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,348
Tito. Anything, man.
South of the border fucking shit...
453
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:00,849
...you've been doing at home.
454
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:04,019
l'm working on something,
but it's not ready yet. lt's not ready.
455
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,604
All right.
456
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,815
We got to do something.
Mikey, what you got?
457
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,818
-l just came off-stage. l can't.
-An idea. Give me something.
458
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:14,822
-You go out then.
-l'm not hitting the fucking floor. Come on.
459
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,700
-You want me to come up with something?
-Fuck, yeah.
460
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:24,248
l hope you can dance.
You still owe me. Come on.
461
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,417
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
462
00:26:27,293 --> 00:26:28,460
[BOTH WHOOPlNG]
463
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:33,382
MlKE: Just start taking
your clothes off. Walk out there.
464
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,801
What are you looking at Dallas for?
Don't. Look at them.
465
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,469
[MADONNA'S "LlKE A VlRGlN" PLAYlNG
OVER SPEAKERS]
466
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:38,971
MlKE:
Just start, bro.
467
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,306
Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go.
468
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,565
There you go.
469
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,256
[AUDlENCE SCREAMlNG AND CHEERlNG]
470
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,512
Whoo!
471
00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:59,134
All right, all right, all right.
472
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:03,013
Let's give it up for the Kid.
Popped his cherry on-stage tonight.
473
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,641
You know what time it is.
lt's time for the hot seat.
474
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,768
You know what that means,
the orgy's over, ladies.
475
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,978
Time for some one-on-one time
with the man of your dreams.
476
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,732
-Five dollars a pop.
-Come here.
477
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,527
That's good.
Welcome to the crazy club, Kid.
478
00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:20,114
DALLAS:
Come on. Everybody. Line up, line up, line up.
479
00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:23,200
RlCHlE:
Yeah, man. Whose big dick is that?
480
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,368
TlTO:
Whoo.
481
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,873
MlKE: l love it.
TlTO: Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid.
482
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:32,793
MlKE: Look at this saggy underwearing,
all-star right here.
483
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,461
Go buy yourself fresh drawers.
484
00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:37,172
He put that kiss on her and
pouring money out of their hands.
485
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:40,884
DALLAS:
Aaah!
486
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,888
Never kiss the girls, Kid.
That's Performer 1 01 .
487
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:46,682
You gotta watch out for herpes.
488
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:47,891
That too.
489
00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:51,728
But tonight you took a chance
and it paid off. l like that.
490
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:53,438
Fucking worked.
491
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:54,648
l got you your money.
492
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,984
That ain't my money, big boy.
That's your money.
493
00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:59,528
Every man keeps every dollar
he makes on that stage.
494
00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:03,115
Plus the 50 that l owe you. All right?
495
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,952
Look, get ready to work, big boy.
lt ain't gonna be that easy every time.
496
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,955
-Yes, sir.
-Fucking worked, whoo!
497
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,999
MlKE:
Ho!
498
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,085
DALLAS:
Ken, nice fucking robot.
499
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:19,715
Mike lays it out. Tito bringing in the south
side with some brown skin.
500
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,676
Big Dick, they are still devastated
by your cock.
501
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,637
RICHIE: It was loke 25 percent dancong,
50 percent marketing.
502
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,682
-What--?
-Eh, Mike sold it up real nice.
503
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,352
How about you're forgetting 25 percent
more genius?
504
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,022
-Genius, Kid.
-How we do tonight, Mikey?
505
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:40,319
Uh, it's a little under $2500.
Uh, that's 400 better than last week.
506
00:29:40,486 --> 00:29:41,653
That'll work.
507
00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:45,157
-And my, uh, cut of the door.
-Yes, sir.
508
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,367
That was dangerous shit
you pulled tonight...
509
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:49,494
...throwing that kid out
on the plank like that.
510
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:50,954
[MlKE CHUCKLES]
511
00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,789
lt worked though, didn't it?
512
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,000
Shit. l didn't know if it was,
till he hit the floor.
513
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,460
[lNDlSTlNCT DlALOGUE]
514
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,879
MlKE: He pulled it out.
DALLAS: Yeah. What's his story?
515
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,673
l don't know. l mean, l met him
at the site today.
516
00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:05,928
Ran into him at Ybor.
Those two little pretty ones over there...
517
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:10,265
...were all hot and bothered,
so l figured l'd bring him along.
518
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:12,768
lt was a good move, heh.
519
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:16,021
He may have something, brother.
He's young, good-looking....
520
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,483
-He can't dance for shit.
-Cannot dance for shit, that is teachable.
521
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,402
We could use some more youth
on the team.
522
00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:25,989
Why don't you bring him to practice
tomorrow and we'll see what he's got?
523
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,533
So, what the fuck is going on with Miami?
524
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:31,411
Miami, ah, is looking good.
525
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:33,830
l got a couple loopholes
l got to get through...
526
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,582
...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys.
527
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,918
But after that it's gonna be all green lights.
528
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,546
-What you need from me? What's my side?
-Just keep doing what you're doing.
529
00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,840
l love where your head's at.
You're focused.
530
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,260
You're like a big brother
to this team.
531
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:49,263
Keep that up, you could be making
a lot more than door money.
532
00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,764
l guarantee you that.
533
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,641
Both ways this time, though, right?
534
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,477
-Two-way street.
-l want to hear you say the word: Equity.
535
00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:56,853
DALLAS: E-Q-...
-Say it.
536
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,564
DALLAS: ...-U-l-T-Y.
-Say it.
537
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:06,071
[lNDlSTlNCT DlALOGUE]
538
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,760
[GASPS]
539
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,428
[MlKE LAUGHS]
540
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:55,222
[ADAM COUGHS]
541
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,642
ADAM:
Oh.
542
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,185
-Hey, Mike.
-Huh?
543
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,187
l think, uh....
544
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,524
l think we should be best friends.
545
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,651
Okay, heh.
546
00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,404
Let's go, heh.
547
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,080
MlKE: So how pregnant
did you get that girl's mouth?
548
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,581
ADAM:
Uh, wet? Heh.
549
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:30,215
Fucking great.
550
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:35,887
Good morning.
551
00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:37,556
ADAM: Hi, sis.
-Hi.
552
00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:41,518
-Brooke, this is Mike, uh....
-Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke.
553
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,020
-Brooke. Absolute pleasure. Hi.
-Mike.
554
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,856
MlKE:
Are you a nurse?
555
00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:49,484
l'm a medical assistant.
l process nurses' paperwork.
556
00:33:49,652 --> 00:33:50,694
MlKE:
Way cooler.
557
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,904
Sure. Sure.
558
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:59,870
Oh, nice, dude. ls this one of those retro
Wakefield, or is this a Russel Wright?
559
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,249
Oh, it's a knock-off. That's cool, though.
Where did you get this?
560
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,835
Uh, apparently the knock-off place.
561
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,420
MlKE:
Heh, right.
562
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:12,215
-So how do you know my brother?
MlKE: Uh, he's on my roofing crew.
563
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:16,636
But l'm, uh, an entrepreneur, though.
l, uh, manage a few businesses.
564
00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:18,597
Sure.
565
00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:21,558
Sure, cool. Cool.
566
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,689
So the Kid said something
about breakfast.
567
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:32,068
Uh, well, he must be fucking drunk
because l don't cook no fucking breakfast.
568
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:38,116
l wasn't talking about you cooking it.
He just said you like breakfast food.
569
00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,786
We were going to swing by lHOP
on the way--
570
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,498
Okay uh, good talk.
571
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:48,919
Um, l'll be outside with the rest
of the breakfast lovers of the world.
572
00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:50,712
[CHUCKLES]
573
00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,340
All right, Kid.
574
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,217
DALLAS:
Virgin dance the other night. No more.
575
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,260
You only have a cherry pop one time.
576
00:34:57,428 --> 00:35:01,348
Now look, you walked out on-stage,
you looked like shit, all right?
577
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,683
When l saw something
is when you got off-stage.
578
00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,519
Pulled a one-on-one with that chick.
579
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:08,772
l'll show you what you're gonna do.
Now, let's go to the basics.
580
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,981
Take your clothes off.
581
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,858
-Right now?
-Right now. Take them off.
582
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:14,027
Every fucking one of them. Let's go.
583
00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,780
Let's go. Take them off.
584
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,866
-Heh.
-Hang on. What the fuck are you doing?
585
00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,202
Heh, what are you, a 12-year-old
in the locker room?
586
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,411
No.
587
00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,830
-Then what are you doing?
-Heh, taking off my clothes.
588
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,291
You're taking off your clothes
like a 12-year-old.
589
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,545
But you're not a 12-year-old
in the locker room. You are the man.
590
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:34,589
On the stage. Thousands of women.
591
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:37,801
Eyes on you. You are their vision.
So, what do you do?
592
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:42,347
You don't just fucking throw your clothes off.
You fucking make it count, baby.
593
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,350
You walk out. You own it.
594
00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:48,853
You look around. You tease.
595
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,022
You seduce.
596
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,193
Clock eyes,
but don't lock in on any of them.
597
00:35:55,861 --> 00:36:00,532
You got to believe that you are inside
every single one of them.
598
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:04,494
And when the time's right,
then you'll know it.
599
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,663
Foom!
600
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:12,335
Stick it. That right there
is like hitting the G-spot, every single time.
601
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,212
Now get up there, move around.
602
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,840
You see, baby, you're not just stripping.
603
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:21,219
You are fulfilling every woman's
wildest fantasies. All right?
604
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:24,097
You are the husband that they never had.
605
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,142
You are that dreamboat guy
that never came along.
606
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,687
You are the one-night stand,
that free fling of a fuck...
607
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:34,733
...they get to have, tonight, with you on-stage,
still go home to their hubby...
608
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,234
...and not get in trouble...
609
00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:40,155
...because you, baby, you made it legal.
You are the liberation.
610
00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,824
Own it. Who's got the cock?
You do, they don't.
611
00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,784
Get right here. Move slow. Around.
612
00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:46,453
Fucking concentrate.
613
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,497
Round, round, round.
Make this shit count.
614
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:53,043
Ain't time for a fucking fag joke
in here, boy. l'm talking about money.
615
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,254
Move around, round, round.
Get the movements. Breathe.
616
00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:59,257
All right. Easy, rattlesnake.
617
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,217
On three, you're going to stick it.
618
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:05,055
One, two, three, stick.
619
00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,515
That's the hook, baby.
That's the fucking hook.
620
00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:10,352
That's what l'm talking about.
All right?
621
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:12,062
[ADAM EXHALES]
622
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,690
You can do this, because l know you can.
623
00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:17,651
-l can do it.
-Now, take a breath.
624
00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:19,069
[ADAM EXHALES]
625
00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:21,780
Fuck that mirror like you mean it.
626
00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:25,116
MlKE:
"All right, all right, all right.
627
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:28,203
Heh, we got the Kid coming up
on the main stage." Hi, Beatrice.
628
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:33,083
Are you ready? Dallas gave me the go-ahead
on getting you suited up. You ready?
629
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:34,501
Yeah.
630
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,086
Why do you look scared for?
631
00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:40,048
You already lost your virginity.
All you got to do now is get good at it.
632
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:43,259
We got to get you an American flag
Star-Spangled Banner...
633
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:45,970
...for Fourth of July summertime.
634
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,973
Dude. This has no back.
635
00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,852
MlKE:
Yeah. That's the point. lt's a thong.
636
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:56,731
What the fuck is this?
637
00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:57,899
[SQUEAKS]
638
00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,360
Stay away from the elephant socks, bro.
That's Dallas shit.
639
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,654
You don't want to look like him, do you?
640
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:05,824
What's Dallas's deal, man?
ls he, uh, a good guy?
641
00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:09,828
MlKE:
Yeah. Dallas is.... Dallas is Dallas.
642
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,415
l mean, it's pretty cool that he let me in.
643
00:38:13,999 --> 00:38:16,835
MlKE:
Yeah. lt's cool that he let you in.
644
00:38:17,002 --> 00:38:18,837
Look, we think you got something.
645
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,797
l'm not exactly sure what that is just yet...
646
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:25,927
...but, uh, all we know is you got a lot of work
to do. So don't quit your day job yet.
647
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:58,585
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
648
00:38:58,753 --> 00:38:59,919
BROOKE:
Adam.
649
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:03,673
-Get out here. l need to talk to you.
-What do you want?
650
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,426
BROOKE:
l want to talk to you, man. Get the fuck out.
651
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:10,930
-Get out, Adam.
-l'll be out in a minute, please. One sec.
652
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,767
BROOKE:
Adam, l need to fucking talk to you.
653
00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,310
What about?
654
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:19,939
Um, About this box.
l need to talk to you about this box...
655
00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:22,066
[WHlSPERS]
Oh, fuck me.
656
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:26,488
...of boots and thongs and sailor hats
and tube socks. And l am fucking--
657
00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,448
lt's for work.
658
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,451
BROOKE:
For work? Adam, don't fucking lie to me, man.
659
00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:34,537
l'm your sister. l love you.
l don't judge you.
660
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:38,124
You're my brother. Just please come out
here so l can talk to you.
661
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,418
l don't care what your preferences are.
662
00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:42,837
-Preferences?
BROOKE: l just want to talk to you about--
663
00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,464
Whoa, hey.
664
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,633
lt is not what it looks like.
665
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,302
BROOKE:
ls that my razor?
666
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:50,970
Yeah.
667
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,808
Are you shaving your fucking legs?
668
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,227
Yeah, l'm shaving my legs.
669
00:39:57,394 --> 00:39:58,978
Why are you shaving your legs?
670
00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:00,438
lt's for work. Okay?
671
00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:03,942
What do you mean, it's for work?
How could it possibly be for work?
672
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,694
[MEN HUMMlNG]
673
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,989
[HOOFBEATS APPROACHlNG]
674
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,867
[HORSES NElGH]
675
00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:14,160
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
676
00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:18,164
[NATlVE AMERlCAN THEMES
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
677
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,846
[GUNSHOTS OVER SPEAKERS]
678
00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:37,767
[BlG & RlCH'S "SAVE A HORSE (RlDE A
COWBOY)" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
679
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,174
Ma'am, excuse me.
You're going to have to move it down.
680
00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:13,303
This is the breakfast lovers' section.
Here we go.
681
00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:14,721
Hi, Mike.
682
00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,931
-Hi.
-Hi.
683
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,101
Entrepreneur/stripper?
Stripper/entrepreneur?
684
00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:24,689
Either one. lt's fine.
685
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,609
You really just came down
to see little brother?
686
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,069
No, l was hoping this was all a joke.
687
00:41:31,488 --> 00:41:33,364
lt is pretty funny.
688
00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,413
You better take care of him, Mike.
689
00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:45,752
Okay, Mom.
690
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,672
l'll take care of him.
You should stick around, though.
691
00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:07,273
DALLAS: All right, all right.
Let's give it up for the Kid, huh?
692
00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:11,986
Bang. A six-shooter for you. There we go.
693
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,783
This next performer who's coming out...
694
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,911
...he's one of a kind, ladies.
695
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:21,496
[ALL SCREAMlNG]
696
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,832
l saw this young man walking down
the street about six years ago...
697
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,378
...and l knew when l saw him,
l just knew l had to bring him in.
698
00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:33,591
Bring him in and have his talents
be shown to the universe.
699
00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:37,011
And tonight, he's going to be right here
on this stage...
700
00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:39,305
...so you can see with your very own eyes.
701
00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,809
Our feature presentation,
the one and only...
702
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:47,522
...the star of the show, Mr. Magic Mike.
703
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,190
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
704
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,484
[GlNUWlNE'S "PONY"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
705
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:11,290
Did you see your sister tonight?
706
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,626
ADAM: See my sister? What do you mean?
-Yeah.
707
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,378
Your sister was there.
708
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,630
No, she wasn't.
709
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:20,466
Yeah, she was there during your act.
710
00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:22,093
You talked to my sister?
711
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:25,596
l talked to your sister as you were
dry-humping a girl, yes.
712
00:45:25,764 --> 00:45:27,723
My sister saw me dance?
713
00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:30,643
Heh, yeah, we were actually laughing.
l had a pretty good laugh about it.
714
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:34,063
-Oh, heh, wow. Fuck.
-Ha, ha.
715
00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:36,524
She did not look happy.
Did you tell her to come?
716
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,235
l told her. l didn't think she'd fucking come.
Jeez.
717
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:44,240
Well, she did. l don't know how long
she stayed for, but it was, uh....
718
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:49,495
-She, ha, ha, looked pissed.
-Ha, ha, oof.
719
00:45:49,663 --> 00:45:51,497
How much money did you make tonight?
720
00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:53,499
-How much money?
-Yeah.
721
00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:55,835
Like 230.
722
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,336
Two-thirty? That's good, man.
723
00:45:57,504 --> 00:46:01,465
Oh, by the way, l got this for you.
Uh, just for gas and shit.
724
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,092
-Get the--
-Ha, ha.
725
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,428
Are you kidding me?
Keep your money. lt's fine.
726
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,889
-You drive me around.
-l can pay for my own gas.
727
00:46:08,056 --> 00:46:11,893
lt's fine. Thank you, though.
lt was a really sweet gesture. l appreciate it.
728
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,185
Thank you.
729
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,791
MlKE:
That's a beautiful necklace.
730
00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,710
-ls that vintage?
-Oh, l, um....
731
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:40,379
No, it's.... No, it's, heh....
732
00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:44,258
My sister got it for me, ha, ha
from Target, l think.
733
00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:48,638
Um, tsk, SBA, yes, uh....
734
00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:50,097
Name and Social.
735
00:46:50,265 --> 00:46:52,516
Absolutely. Michael Lane.
736
00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:58,064
038-00-7128. And l, uh...
737
00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:01,275
...brought the funds
for my down payment.
738
00:47:05,238 --> 00:47:08,616
-Yes. Yeah, heh.
-Heh.
739
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,701
Okay.
740
00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,084
All right.
741
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:24,465
We seem to have a credit issue, Mr. Lane.
Your score is--
742
00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:26,384
Right. l, uh, actually...
743
00:47:26,551 --> 00:47:28,844
-...heh, l talked to Mr. Rodriguez last week.
-Oh.
744
00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:33,766
As l was explaining to him, the businesses
that l manage deal exclusively in cash.
745
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:37,812
He said you would forego the credit check
if l brought in a healthy down payment.
746
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:40,940
lt should be noted in there.
He said he was going to put it in.
747
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,692
Absolutely.
748
00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:51,283
Um, you are currently the manager
of an automotive accessories business?
749
00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:56,706
Mm-hm, absolutely. And an event-management
company, a roofing firm, heh.
750
00:47:56,873 --> 00:47:59,250
Honestly, the list goes on.
751
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:02,712
-Wow, you're a busy guy.
-Ha, ha. Yeah.
752
00:48:02,879 --> 00:48:04,505
Lucky to be.
753
00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,883
So, what kind of rates am l looking at?
754
00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:18,811
There are ways to clear these credit issues
up over time, but--
755
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:23,399
Oh, my God, l haven't even told you, heh,
what l'm here for. l really apologize.
756
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,901
This is what l do.
757
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,821
Right here.
Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts.
758
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,782
lt's competitive pricing. Low overhead.
759
00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:36,120
l mean, really, who wants to buy
that crap when it falls apart in a year...
760
00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:40,332
...when you can get hand-crafted furniture
for a bargain?
761
00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:45,421
-You know what l mean?
-Yeah.
762
00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:55,806
Unfortunately, Mr. Lane,
my hands are tied.
763
00:48:57,017 --> 00:49:00,728
The company has a policy
that we cannot issue loans...
764
00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:03,439
...to clients who score below
our credit threshold.
765
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:07,151
l can absolutely understand
where you're coming from.
766
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:10,821
Uh, you know, you hit buttons and you think
that you know something about me.
767
00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:12,823
l get it. That's okay. lt's okay.
768
00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:16,619
All, uh, l'm asking for is a good deal.
769
00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:19,914
Please, can you help me with that?
770
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:25,086
l mean, we do offer relief programs...
771
00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:28,839
...for our qualified distressed clients,
so that--
772
00:49:29,007 --> 00:49:30,800
l'm sorry. What?
773
00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:32,676
lt's a relief program, so--
774
00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:35,262
Distressed? l'm distressed?
775
00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:37,264
WOMAN: No. No, not like that.
-Heh.
776
00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,976
Sweetheart, listen. lt's okay. lt's fine.
Does this look distressed?
777
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:45,022
l don't think so, one.
Two, l read the papers, okay?
778
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,608
The only thing's that distressed is y'all.
779
00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,780
[DOOR BELL RlNGlNG]
780
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,992
[BROOKE SlGHS]
781
00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:01,580
BROOKE:
You can't get the door?
782
00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,962
[SlNGlNG "HAPPY BlRTHDAY"
AS MARlLYN MONROE]
783
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,841
Happy birthday
784
00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:14,510
Mrs. Pres--
785
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:16,512
[TOOTS HORN]
786
00:50:17,013 --> 00:50:18,597
BROOKE:
Oh.
787
00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:20,307
Adam, it's for you.
788
00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:22,518
Happy, heh, Birthday, heh, pfft.
789
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:25,521
Ha, ha. Come on. Let's go. Sandbar party.
790
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:29,275
Fourth of July, nuts-on-your-head
wake-up call, let's go. Come on.
791
00:50:29,442 --> 00:50:31,861
No, no, no. You are coming too.
Don't even try.
792
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,781
l'm going to go to bed.
lt's 7 in the morning.
793
00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:37,950
"Oh, it's 7 in the morning.
l hate fun."
794
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,119
Jesus Christ, you better have
some epic plans...
795
00:50:40,328 --> 00:50:42,705
...if you're gonna turn your back
on a sandbar party.
796
00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:36,508
What did l tell you?
797
00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:39,178
-Paradise.
-Heh.
798
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:44,308
Yeah. Paradise. Marooned on an island
with all the strippers in Tampa.
799
00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:47,895
How did l get so lucky?
The best Fourth of July ever, heh.
800
00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,939
l literally was just thinking...
801
00:51:50,106 --> 00:51:52,858
-...that in my head, like just now.
-Ha, ha.
802
00:51:53,526 --> 00:51:55,194
Get out of my head.
803
00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,573
MlKE: Oh, shit. Yo.
-Hey.
804
00:51:59,741 --> 00:52:03,285
-What are you doing here?
-You know me. Always making new friends.
805
00:52:03,536 --> 00:52:05,454
-Good to see you.
-You too. How are you?
806
00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:07,748
l'm good. Uh, this is, um, Brooke.
807
00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:08,958
-Hi.
-Oh, hey.
808
00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:10,167
Brooke, uh, Joanna.
809
00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:12,503
-Nice to meet you.
-You too. l like your bikini.
810
00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:13,754
Thank you. You too.
811
00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:15,214
-ls that a tattoo?
-Yeah.
812
00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:16,840
What does it say?
813
00:52:17,008 --> 00:52:20,844
-Oh, uh, it just says l was 1 7, and....
JOANNA: Ha, ha.
814
00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:22,221
Yeah.
815
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,430
lt's crazy.
816
00:52:23,598 --> 00:52:27,351
Yeah. Uh, so l know, uh, Joanna from the club.
Uh, she came up--
817
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:29,770
She studied psychology
and she came up to do, uh....
818
00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:32,273
What's the thing you
came up to do?
819
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,732
Behavior analysis.
820
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,443
Right. She was analysizing our behavior,
apparently.
821
00:52:36,611 --> 00:52:38,821
That must have been, uh,
really enlightening.
822
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,741
lt actually was. You know, l go a few times
a week, if you want to come with us.
823
00:52:42,909 --> 00:52:44,868
She is actually the Kid's brother.
824
00:52:45,036 --> 00:52:46,412
l mean, sister.
825
00:52:46,579 --> 00:52:48,455
-Yeah, heh. Ha, ha.
-Right. Ahem.
826
00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:50,457
-ls that a tattoo over there too?
-Yeah.
827
00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,459
She has tattoos. You want a drink?
828
00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:53,711
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah?
829
00:52:53,878 --> 00:52:56,422
-lt was nice to meet you.
-lt was nice to meet you too.
830
00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:02,094
She's cute. What? l don't normally like
blonds, but she's really cute.
831
00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:05,180
Yeah, but she's not really our type.
You know what l'm saying?
832
00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:06,473
You're not into her?
833
00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:09,893
No, that's not what l'm saying.
l'm saying she's a little uptight.
834
00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:12,104
We're fucking her,
not taking her to dinner.
835
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:13,314
lt's not gonna happen.
836
00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:16,317
-She's a dinner type, is what l'm trying to say.
-Oh.
837
00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:19,695
Okay, if you decide you want to share...
838
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:24,033
...and change your mind and put some
effort into it, you know my number.
839
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,201
Besides, you know how much l love to eat.
840
00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:30,497
Yes, l will.
Obviously you don't like head.
841
00:53:36,671 --> 00:53:38,672
[ALL CHATTERlNG]
842
00:53:42,135 --> 00:53:45,137
l started cheating in the seventh grade
just to entertain myself.
843
00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:48,057
Finished high school, but if l could do it
all over again...
844
00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:50,267
...l wouldn't have even gone. No way.
845
00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:52,311
BROOKE:
You don't believe in school at all?
846
00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:54,104
l think fuck school altogether.
847
00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:57,107
When l have a kid,
l'm going to set him in front of the TV...
848
00:53:57,275 --> 00:54:00,944
...and make him watch Mad Money all day.
Teach him about the stock market.
849
00:54:01,112 --> 00:54:03,697
Get him into Ameritrade
and shit like that.
850
00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:07,826
l guarantee you by the time he's 1 8,
that little fucker's gonna be flush in cash.
851
00:54:07,994 --> 00:54:09,328
RlCHlE: Boo-yah!
-Heh.
852
00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:12,206
-l don't know why more people don't do that...
DALLAS: Hm?
853
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:14,208
...just from an investment standpoint.
854
00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:16,377
That's the state of the country, man.
855
00:54:16,544 --> 00:54:20,214
America. People. Stupid.
856
00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,965
l hope l get to meet your kids someday.
857
00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:23,425
DALLAS:
Tsk, Oh, no problem.
858
00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:26,261
Come visit anytime
in one of our three cool houses, dear.
859
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,263
[CHUCKLES]
860
00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:33,894
MlKE: Hey, if you want, l could probably
get Dallas' number for you.
861
00:54:34,062 --> 00:54:35,896
He's starting
this new life-coaching business...
862
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:37,106
[BROOKE LAUGHlNG]
863
00:54:37,273 --> 00:54:39,817
...that l really do think you might benefit
from personally.
864
00:54:39,984 --> 00:54:42,528
l mean, l saw the connection
between the two of you.
865
00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:44,863
What? l'm sorry.
866
00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:48,617
Right? So you felt it too?
What? Just, what?
867
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,494
What would his kids even look like?
868
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:53,872
They'd be running around
in little rattlesnake diapers and shit.
869
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,541
Oh, no. Oh, no.
870
00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:59,044
Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit
sometimes. Don't let them bother you.
871
00:54:59,212 --> 00:55:00,587
Oh, no, it didn't bother me.
872
00:55:00,755 --> 00:55:04,675
l'm just trying to wrap my mind
around Adam and this whole mess.
873
00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:07,803
l get it. l don't know how
l fit into this whole mix, either.
874
00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:11,098
No. You-- When you're on-stage,
it all makes sense.
875
00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:14,309
l mean, the way you dance
and the way the women respond to you....
876
00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:18,897
Wait a minute. So that means
someone might have stuck around.
877
00:55:19,732 --> 00:55:21,650
That's good to know.
878
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:23,527
Yeah.
879
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:28,574
That feeling.... That must be a really
crazy feeling to be on-stage...
880
00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:31,994
...like that. l see why you've been doing it
for so long. l get it.
881
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,746
-But Adam's different. He's....
-Why is that?
882
00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:37,082
Well, he had a football scholarship.
883
00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:41,420
A year ago, he basically ruined it
by getting...
884
00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:45,507
...in a fistfight with his coach
in the first hour of the first day.
885
00:55:45,758 --> 00:55:48,844
-Yeah. l think he said something about that.
-Yeah.
886
00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:52,347
So l just don't--
l'm just trying to figure out...
887
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:54,683
...why he's stripping.
888
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,603
-"Why" is easy.
-What do you mean, it's easy?
889
00:55:57,770 --> 00:55:59,688
-You want some stripper wisdom?
-Okay.
890
00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,356
-You ready?
-Yeah.
891
00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:03,442
He's 1 9 years old.
892
00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:08,614
lt's women, money and a good time.
893
00:56:10,783 --> 00:56:12,784
l guess. l guess.
894
00:56:13,786 --> 00:56:14,870
l got him.
895
00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:17,623
Okay?
896
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,833
Okay.
897
00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:22,461
-You gonna come to the show tonight?
-No.
898
00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:23,712
-You're gonna come.
-No.
899
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,049
-You just said you liked the show.
-Doesn't mean l'm gonna go again.
900
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,676
-But you said--
-l'm not, heh, going. l've seen it.
901
00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:33,972
MlKE: Does that mean you were lying?
BROOKE: l'm not lying.
902
00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:35,933
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
903
00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:41,688
[DRUMS PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
904
00:56:57,455 --> 00:56:59,331
[SlNGlNG]
l do know and l've been told
905
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:01,333
ALL:
l do know and l've been told
906
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:03,377
Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold
907
00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:04,962
ALL:
Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold
908
00:57:05,129 --> 00:57:07,005
Now, let's give it up for the Virgin Kid
909
00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:08,882
ALL:
Let's give it up for the Virgin Kid
910
00:57:09,050 --> 00:57:10,759
Anything you want, he won't forbid
911
00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:12,553
ALL:
Anything you want, he won't forbid
912
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:14,888
Now, Mikey got a pipe you gonna love
913
00:57:15,056 --> 00:57:16,682
ALL:
Mikey's got a cock you know you gonna love
914
00:57:16,849 --> 00:57:18,600
What he got down low fits like a glove
915
00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:20,227
ALL:
What he got down low fits like a glove
916
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:21,603
Soldiers, sound off
917
00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:22,813
ALL:
One, two
918
00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:24,523
-Sound off
ALL: Three, four
919
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:29,278
ALL:
One, two, three, four, one, two...three, four
920
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:32,406
[HlGH-TEMPO MUSlC PLAYlNG]
921
00:57:35,952 --> 00:57:38,203
ALL:
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
922
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,459
[GUNFlRE ON SPEAKERS]
923
00:57:50,925 --> 00:57:52,926
[DRUMBEATS ON SPEAKERS]
924
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,662
[ADAM CLEARS THROAT]
925
00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:28,462
[MlKE CHUCKLES]
926
00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:32,424
MlKE:
Oh, don't do that. Don't do that.
927
00:58:33,259 --> 00:58:36,011
l didn't-- He did that himself.
928
00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:37,804
l'm bringing him home.
929
00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:39,097
BROOKE:
Hey, brother bear.
930
00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:40,599
[MlKE GRUNTS]
931
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:43,185
BROOKE: Thank you.
MlKE: He's just stoned out of his mind.
932
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:47,064
Heh, yeah, um, um....
933
00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:49,483
MlKE:
Hi.
934
00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:52,361
MlKE: What's up, dude?
Yeah, we, we-- My bad. We, uh....
935
00:58:52,528 --> 00:58:53,862
BROOKE: Yeah.
MlKE: All right. l'll see you later.
936
00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,322
What's up, dude?
937
00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:56,782
[WHlSPERlNG]
ls that Paul?
938
00:58:56,949 --> 00:58:59,660
BROKE [WHlSPERlNG]: Yeah. lt's-- Yeah.
MlKE: lt is?
939
00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:01,119
[lNAUDlBLE]
940
00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:05,749
MlKE: lt's going good?
BROOKE: Yeah, it's good. Just, heh, go on.
941
00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:09,711
Hey, l-- uh, thanks.
Thanks for bringing him back.
942
00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:12,964
l told you l was going to take care of him,
didn't l?
943
00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:15,300
BROOKE: Watch yourself.
MlKE: All right, heh.
944
01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:06,852
[SlGHS]
945
01:00:09,021 --> 01:00:12,858
So, uh, l don't know,
how's school or whatever?
946
01:00:14,610 --> 01:00:19,865
Um.... lt's good. lt's good.
947
01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:23,410
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]
948
01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:25,662
l'm sorry,
what the fuck do you study again?
949
01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:28,039
Social studies, or sociology or....
950
01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:30,000
JOANNA:
Heh, did you say "social studies"?
951
01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:31,585
MlKE:
Social science, heh?
952
01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:34,212
What, am l in middle school
or something, heh?
953
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,006
JOANNA:
No. No.
954
01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:38,842
MlKE: No?
JOANNA: Psychology.
955
01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:44,389
So how much longer you got
in, uh, psychology?
956
01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:49,728
Uh, l have, uh, six weeks until l'm....
957
01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,313
MlKE: For real? Six weeks?
-Yeah.
958
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:54,149
And then l'm a certified shrink.
Six weeks. That's right.
959
01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:58,653
MlKE: Wow.
-l know. People have to pay me now, heh.
960
01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:01,072
-That's huge.
JOANNA: lt is, yeah.
961
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:04,326
l'm not paying you.
Not for these little visits, at least.
962
01:01:04,577 --> 01:01:06,912
l'd feel bad taking money from you.
963
01:01:07,079 --> 01:01:09,581
Heh, l'm too fucked up anyway, so....
964
01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:11,833
Oh, you're not so bad.
965
01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:16,922
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]
966
01:01:18,382 --> 01:01:19,800
So are you going to open up--?
967
01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:24,554
You ask a lot of questions, don't you?
Little Chatty Cathy tonight, huh?
968
01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,599
-Chatty Cathy.
-Chatty Cathy.
969
01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:30,602
And questions are off-limits, l guess?
970
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:32,687
-They're always off-limits.
-Really?
971
01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:34,773
You don't need to talk. Just look pretty.
972
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:38,193
What was your name?
l can't remember. What was it?
973
01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,278
[CHUCKLES]
974
01:01:41,113 --> 01:01:44,950
Look, l'm going to go, okay?
Um, but l'll give you a call?
975
01:01:45,117 --> 01:01:46,660
MlKE: Mm-hm.
-Mm-hm.
976
01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,662
MlKE: Mm-hm.
-Okay.
977
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:50,080
-Mm-hm.
MlKE: Mm-hm, muah.
978
01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:51,498
Get out of here.
979
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,124
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]
980
01:01:54,627 --> 01:01:55,794
[GRUNTS]
981
01:02:01,842 --> 01:02:03,635
[RlNGSlDE'S "MONEY"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
982
01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:44,235
TlTO:
That's what l'm saying. l'm....
983
01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:47,530
l'm looking at longevity. This is fun
for now, l'm not gonna be...
984
01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:51,284
...this young and beautiful forever.
Strip malls, l think l got a good idea.
985
01:03:51,535 --> 01:03:55,205
You know, and l watch all these people,
Carleton Sheets and these guys on TV.
986
01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:57,540
And l read this book called
Rich Dad, Poor Dad.
987
01:03:57,708 --> 01:03:59,376
GlRL: That's a great book.
TlTO: You read that?
988
01:03:59,543 --> 01:04:01,628
GlRL: l went to the convention.
TlTO: Yeah, uh, Robert Kiyosaki.
989
01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,380
GlRL: Kiyosaki.
TlTO: Yeah, that's the guy.
990
01:04:03,547 --> 01:04:04,798
GlRL:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
991
01:04:05,257 --> 01:04:06,383
DALLAS:
Heeey-ah!
992
01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:08,677
All right, all right, all right, hey, ah.
993
01:04:08,844 --> 01:04:11,429
DALLAS:
lf everybody can quiet down a second here.
994
01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,556
Quiet down a sec?
995
01:04:13,724 --> 01:04:16,559
RlCHlE:
Hey, everybody. Shut the fuck up.
996
01:04:17,269 --> 01:04:19,354
DALLAS:
Richie, that's fucking microsuede, man.
997
01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:22,607
RlCHlE: Aw, shit. Sorry, bro.
DALLAS: lt's all right. Thanks.
998
01:04:23,275 --> 01:04:26,194
All right, now l got an announcement
to make.
999
01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:28,905
DALLAS: Now, that means you too, Tarzan.
Come on, big boy...
1000
01:04:29,073 --> 01:04:31,825
...out of the shadows, into the light.
Come on, baby.
1001
01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:37,455
l've been telling y'all this is going to be
a special night for a long time.
1002
01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:39,666
Now l'm going to tell you why.
1003
01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:43,294
Despite the hurricane
that has soiled our rather bountiful...
1004
01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:44,838
...Saturday afternoon...
1005
01:04:45,005 --> 01:04:47,757
...the good Lord has blessed
the Kings of Tampa this summer.
1006
01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:49,300
Can l get an "amen" on that?
1007
01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:51,553
ALL: Yes.
RlCHlE: Amen.
1008
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:53,555
DALLAS:
Mm.
1009
01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,350
We've been talking a lot about the markets.
1010
01:04:57,518 --> 01:04:59,436
Waiting for the sweet spot.
1011
01:04:59,603 --> 01:05:03,440
Waiting for our time to make our move,
take our show global.
1012
01:05:04,316 --> 01:05:06,776
Well, as of September 1 st...
1013
01:05:06,944 --> 01:05:11,322
...we will no longer be
the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
1014
01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:12,991
No, sir, no, ma'am.
1015
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:17,036
We will be the Cock-rocking Kings...
1016
01:05:17,204 --> 01:05:19,289
...of 4000 square feet...
1017
01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:23,918
...of Miami prime-time beachfront
real estate, motherfuckers.
1018
01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:25,587
[ALL CHEERlNG]
1019
01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:34,137
Ah, Big Dick, keep it fucking hanging low.
1020
01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:37,223
-Tito, call them Cubano cousins, huh?
TlTO: They on their way, baby.
1021
01:05:37,391 --> 01:05:40,435
Kid, you ready for the big time, huh?
You ready for the big time?
1022
01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:42,854
Tobias, you ready to take yourself
to the beach?
1023
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:44,522
l'm ready, man. l'm ready, huh.
1024
01:05:44,690 --> 01:05:47,317
Ken, the housewives
are gonna love you down there.
1025
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,360
KEN: We are blessed.
-They're gonna love you.
1026
01:05:49,528 --> 01:05:52,822
Huh, Tarzan. Did you know they made trees
tall enough to swing from Tampa...
1027
01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:55,658
...to motherfucking Miami, huh? Unh!
1028
01:05:55,826 --> 01:05:58,411
Yeah. My main man.
1029
01:05:58,579 --> 01:06:01,539
The moon is just a chip shot away,
brother, heh.
1030
01:06:01,707 --> 01:06:03,792
A chip shot away. Fuck, yeah.
1031
01:06:03,959 --> 01:06:06,544
l got to let it sink in, man.
We're really doing this?
1032
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:09,547
Oh, fuck, yeah, we're doing this, man.
This is our time.
1033
01:06:10,549 --> 01:06:11,633
All right. All right.
1034
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:15,136
Listen, man. l couldn't even have dreamed
all this shit up without you.
1035
01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:18,598
We're gonna do it together,
we're gonna do it just like we always said.
1036
01:06:18,766 --> 01:06:22,477
-Seven-point-five across the board--
-You meant to say 1 0, didn't you?
1037
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:25,855
Congrats, Kid.
1038
01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:27,899
Thanks, man.
1039
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:31,611
Heh, you know, if you ever want to go
in on a pack with me....
1040
01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:34,906
Mike's not interested,
but we can go halfsies.
1041
01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:36,950
l could make it worth your while.
1042
01:06:37,117 --> 01:06:38,868
Yeah, sure.
1043
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,454
[TOBlAS LAUGHS]
1044
01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:43,623
-l'll talk to you later about it, okay?
-Yeah.
1045
01:06:56,595 --> 01:06:58,096
ADAM:
Who is that?
1046
01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:00,431
MlKE:
Nora.
1047
01:07:01,433 --> 01:07:03,768
l don't think you need that in your life, bro.
1048
01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:35,633
Heh, hey, baby girl, what are you doing?
1049
01:07:35,801 --> 01:07:37,468
Huh?
1050
01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:40,138
No, l'm at, uh-- l don't know, l'm at this party.
1051
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,390
lt's getting lame.
l want to get out of here.
1052
01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:46,561
How about l, uh, come scoop you up?
l can bring you a present.
1053
01:07:47,479 --> 01:07:48,646
What?
1054
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,690
-What thing?
DALLAS: Boom!
1055
01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:52,567
l got a thing.
1056
01:07:53,986 --> 01:07:55,862
Come on, you ain't--
1057
01:07:56,989 --> 01:07:58,197
All right.
1058
01:07:58,365 --> 01:08:01,242
Okay. All right, l'll call you later.
1059
01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:14,505
This is Herman.
1060
01:08:15,841 --> 01:08:17,175
ADAM:
Hi, Herman.
1061
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:20,261
He likes you.
1062
01:08:31,857 --> 01:08:34,192
KEN:
Hey, y'all. lt's all right.
1063
01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:35,860
ADAM:
Hey, man.
1064
01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:38,529
NORA:
We'd like to order.
1065
01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:40,949
KEN:
All right.
1066
01:08:41,533 --> 01:08:42,784
[KEN CLEARS THROAT]
1067
01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:45,411
-That pig is so fucking cute.
WOMAN: Heh.
1068
01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:49,207
KEN:
Angels or demons?
1069
01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:52,210
NORA: Angels.
KEN: Angels. Okay.
1070
01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:58,049
KEN: lf you chew it, it'll hit you quicker.
WOMAN: Heh.
1071
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:02,053
KEN: You're gonna fucking love this one.
ADAM: Yeah.
1072
01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:07,058
Yeah, fucking Miami, man.
Heh, fucking Miami.
1073
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,269
[ADAM SlGH]
1074
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:13,815
[KEN SlGHS]
1075
01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:15,233
KEN:
How you kids doing tonight?
1076
01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:17,735
WOMAN:
That storm is crazy, huh?
1077
01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:24,534
KEN: Beautiful.
NORA: Mmm....
1078
01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:28,371
[SlGHS]
1079
01:09:29,581 --> 01:09:31,749
KEN:
My wife's tits are awesome, right?
1080
01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:33,167
ADAM:
What?
1081
01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:36,045
KEN:
l said my wife's tits are awesome.
1082
01:09:37,089 --> 01:09:38,464
Yeah.
1083
01:09:41,093 --> 01:09:42,593
Check them out, man.
1084
01:09:43,262 --> 01:09:46,806
ADAM: You fucking joking?
-l'm not fucking joking. Check them out.
1085
01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:49,600
Feel them. They're so fucking, heh, amazing.
1086
01:09:49,768 --> 01:09:51,644
[KEN'S WlFE CHUCKLES]
1087
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:53,688
Come on.
1088
01:09:54,231 --> 01:09:55,231
[CHUCKLES]
1089
01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:58,526
KEN:
lt's okay. Go ahead, man.
1090
01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:00,903
-They're real, l swear.
ADAM: Yeah, l bet they are.
1091
01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:02,363
[CHUCKLES]
1092
01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:04,615
See?
1093
01:10:06,785 --> 01:10:08,286
-Heh.
-This is okay?
1094
01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:12,165
lt's okay with me, man. She loves it.
1095
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:15,209
ADAM:
l fucking love you.
1096
01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:16,419
No, man, l love you.
1097
01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:18,337
ADAM: You don't understand.
-l love you.
1098
01:10:18,505 --> 01:10:20,256
No, l fucking....
1099
01:10:20,424 --> 01:10:21,758
l fucking love you, man.
1100
01:10:21,925 --> 01:10:25,011
KEN: l love you, man.
You're such a fucking special soul.
1101
01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:26,637
ADAM:
l love you.
1102
01:10:26,805 --> 01:10:28,890
KEN'S WlFE:
l love you too.
1103
01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:34,645
[TYPlNG ON KEYBOARD]
1104
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:38,733
[ADAM WHlSTLES]
1105
01:10:40,110 --> 01:10:41,527
[CAR HORN HONKlNG]
1106
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,989
MlKE:
ls she even home?
1107
01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:49,494
ADAM:
Brooke!
1108
01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:55,500
MlKE:
Hi.
1109
01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:58,086
ADAM:
What do you think?
1110
01:10:58,587 --> 01:10:59,921
BROOKE:
ls it yours?
1111
01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:02,340
ADAM:
ls it mine? Fuck, yeah, it's mine.
1112
01:11:03,675 --> 01:11:05,009
BROOKE:
lt's very you.
1113
01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,428
Come on. Let's go.
We're going to celebrate.
1114
01:11:07,679 --> 01:11:08,721
Come on.
1115
01:11:08,889 --> 01:11:10,431
-Come on.
-Come on.
1116
01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:14,811
Come on. Come here. Come on.
1117
01:11:14,978 --> 01:11:17,313
-Are you calling me like a dog?
MlKE: What, huh?
1118
01:11:17,481 --> 01:11:19,649
-Are you calling me like a dog?
ADAM: Who did that?
1119
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:21,317
You want me to say something to him?
1120
01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,069
-Ha, ha.
MlKE: l'll say something to him.
1121
01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:26,531
-Okay, so l've seen the stripping.
-Yup.
1122
01:11:26,698 --> 01:11:28,783
Tell me about being an entrepreneur.
1123
01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,953
lt's "entrepreneur" actually. lt's, uh, French.
1124
01:11:32,121 --> 01:11:35,123
You know about the roofing,
and l got a mobile-detailing thing.
1125
01:11:35,290 --> 01:11:38,835
But the whole endgame is the custom
furniture business l'm trying to start.
1126
01:11:39,002 --> 01:11:43,131
Custom furniture? So you must be really
good with your hands.
1127
01:11:44,049 --> 01:11:46,467
-l did not say that.
-Yes, l did.
1128
01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:49,637
But l'm glad you made that point.
lt's very insightful, actually.
1129
01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:51,722
-That's a lot of stuff.
-Yes, it is.
1130
01:11:51,890 --> 01:11:55,560
lf you could wake up and do the one thing
that would make you the happiest....
1131
01:11:55,727 --> 01:11:57,270
-The happiest?
-Yeah, money aside.
1132
01:11:57,437 --> 01:12:01,983
l would wake up on the beach somewhere
just making stuff every day.
1133
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:03,484
-Really?
-Yeah.
1134
01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:06,279
Really? Tables and chairs,
that kind of thing?
1135
01:12:06,446 --> 01:12:09,365
Anything. Everything.
But custom, one-of-a-kind stuff.
1136
01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:13,202
Not the knock-off stuff you see
in people's kitchens from time to time.
1137
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:16,122
Hey. l don't have
a custom furniture-maker man.
1138
01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:17,748
-Well, now you do.
-Okay? Heh.
1139
01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:20,209
-So are you in business? Why aren't you?
-Heh.
1140
01:12:20,377 --> 01:12:24,714
l will be as soon as the banks start making
the competitive rates and loans.
1141
01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,591
Look, l've been saving for six years.
1142
01:12:26,758 --> 01:12:29,677
Why do you think l'm doing
all these stupid businesses...
1143
01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:34,974
...and the stripping? l've saved about 1 3
grand. lt's gonna happen eventually.
1144
01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:38,728
-Wow, 1 3. That's a lot of ones.
-Heh.
1145
01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:40,605
There were some fives in there.
1146
01:12:40,772 --> 01:12:42,106
No 20s?
1147
01:12:42,274 --> 01:12:44,567
You don't want to know
what l have to do for 20s.
1148
01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:46,903
-l don't.
-Let's drink these and l'll show you.
1149
01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:49,155
-BROOKE: No, that's okay, heh.
MlKE: Heh.
1150
01:12:49,323 --> 01:12:50,990
So, Miami, huh?
1151
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:52,950
Mm-hm.
1152
01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:56,329
-Don't be mad.
-l'm not mad.
1153
01:12:56,496 --> 01:13:00,333
l'm not trying to tell him what to do.
l just don't like it.
1154
01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:07,506
Did you just...? l want to clear something up.
Did you just take my advice?
1155
01:13:07,674 --> 01:13:11,302
By not telling him what to do?
No. l just don't have a choice.
1156
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:15,723
-l think that was something l said to you.
-What, you want some credit?
1157
01:13:15,891 --> 01:13:17,308
-Are we fighting?
-Ha, ha.
1158
01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:18,935
ls this our first fight?
1159
01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:20,311
Come on. Let's make up.
1160
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:22,813
-l don't like being mad at you.
-Look at that face.
1161
01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:25,191
-l really don't like being mad at you.
-You guys are going to have fun in Miami.
1162
01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:26,692
[CHUCKLES]
1163
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:29,028
Just try not to forget
about the normal people.
1164
01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:32,323
Like the people who exist in the daylight.
The non-vampires.
1165
01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:34,575
-So you're not a vampire?
-No, l'm not a vampire.
1166
01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:37,119
Well, this is not going to work out
at all between you and l.
1167
01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:38,704
[BROOKE LAUGHS]
1168
01:13:39,539 --> 01:13:42,833
-A thing for vampires, heh?
-Yeah. Got a bit of a thing.
1169
01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:45,002
You want to get something to eat
sometime?
1170
01:13:45,170 --> 01:13:47,880
l don't know, just like get some food?
1171
01:13:48,882 --> 01:13:50,883
What do you mean, like a date?
1172
01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:55,888
No. lf you don't want to call it that, no.
1173
01:13:56,056 --> 01:13:57,098
l don't know.
1174
01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:59,850
Why? Because of what's-his-name
that moved to Orlando?
1175
01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:01,060
Paul?
1176
01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:05,481
-Yeah. Paul and l are figuring things out.
-Hmm.
1177
01:14:05,649 --> 01:14:06,983
How's that going, heh?
1178
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,568
-Are you going to weigh in on that too?
-No.
1179
01:14:09,736 --> 01:14:13,864
Plus, l don't exactly sport-fuck
my brother's stripper friends.
1180
01:14:14,032 --> 01:14:16,117
l'm sorry, who said anything about that?
1181
01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,911
l was just talking about talking
and being friends.
1182
01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:21,914
lf you want to talk,
my door is always open, Mike.
1183
01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:24,667
ADAM:
Are you trying to hit on my sister?
1184
01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:29,005
MlKE: No. l'm sorry, and if l was,
what the hell are you going to do about it?
1185
01:14:29,172 --> 01:14:30,172
Whoa, brother.
1186
01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:31,340
[ADAM LAUGHS]
1187
01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:32,925
-Not me. Her.
BROOKE: Heh.
1188
01:14:33,093 --> 01:14:36,220
Oh, my God. Come on, let's do one more.
One more, come on.
1189
01:14:36,388 --> 01:14:39,098
Dude, l would love to, but we can't.
You get Dallas' text?
1190
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:41,183
We got a sorority in like a half hour.
1191
01:14:41,601 --> 01:14:43,060
BROOKE:
A sorority?
1192
01:14:43,228 --> 01:14:46,022
Five hundred bones to rub our nuts...
1193
01:14:46,189 --> 01:14:49,108
-...on some girl's chest.
-Adam, l see what's happening here.
1194
01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:53,279
MlKE: l ate a Kappa just like this.
l ate a Kappa. l ate a Kappa.
1195
01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:56,073
You guys are really.... Have a great time.
1196
01:14:56,241 --> 01:14:58,075
MlKE:
Come on. We gotta stop fighting like this.
1197
01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:00,870
BROOKE: Heh.
MlKE: We gotta stop fighting.
1198
01:15:01,121 --> 01:15:03,497
Just find your own way back.
l got the keys, right?
1199
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:05,708
You do not have the keys.
Oh, shit, you do.
1200
01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:08,544
BROOKE: l have the keys.
MlKE: She's got the keys. We got to go.
1201
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,048
[POP MUSlC PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]
1202
01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:26,479
MlKE: Good evening. You live here?
KlM: Yeah.
1203
01:15:26,646 --> 01:15:28,606
-Yeah? What's your name?
-Kim.
1204
01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:31,025
Kim, can you move back for me, please?
1205
01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:34,653
We keep getting complaints
of noise and underage drinking.
1206
01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:37,907
Gentlemen? Everybody's 21 here?
1207
01:15:38,658 --> 01:15:40,951
l might need to check some lDs,
unfortunately.
1208
01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:43,162
Can you accompany me in here, please?
1209
01:15:44,664 --> 01:15:46,999
Ladies, everybody's 21 here?
1210
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:48,501
-Yeah.
-Yes?
1211
01:15:48,668 --> 01:15:51,170
She is definitely not 21 ,
l'm sorry. What's your birthday?
1212
01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:53,172
SORORlTY GlRL:
Uh, May 20th, 1 9....
1213
01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:56,384
That's what l thought. Put your hands
on the wall. Everybody sit.
1214
01:15:56,551 --> 01:15:58,552
We're going to be here for a while.
1215
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,222
Can you please spread your legs for me,
ma'am?
1216
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:04,850
You don't have anything sharp on you
that l can stick myself with, do you?
1217
01:16:05,018 --> 01:16:06,936
SORORlTY GlRL: No.
-Good.
1218
01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:09,105
Because l do.
1219
01:16:09,272 --> 01:16:11,273
[ALL SCREAMlNG AND CHEERlNG]
1220
01:17:50,582 --> 01:17:52,291
Did you see it?
1221
01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,589
Hey!
1222
01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:01,050
Did you give some Ecstasy to my girl?
1223
01:18:01,301 --> 01:18:02,343
No.
1224
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,803
l said, did you give some Ecstasy
to my chick?
1225
01:18:04,971 --> 01:18:06,055
Hey, fuck off.
1226
01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,641
Okay. Cool.
1227
01:18:08,808 --> 01:18:09,808
[ALL SCREAM]
1228
01:18:11,686 --> 01:18:13,229
[BOTH GRUNTlNG]
1229
01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:21,320
Hey!
1230
01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:28,827
MlKE: Hey, back the fuck up. We got to go.
Let's go. Adam, let's go.
1231
01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:30,829
All right, back the fuck up.
1232
01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:36,168
Let's go. Let's go.
1233
01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:40,881
MlKE: Oh, what are you doing, man?
What the fuck are you doing...
1234
01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:43,092
...giving pills to girls
that you don't know?
1235
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:45,427
ADAM: Shit, dude.
MlKE: You're lucky we got out of there.
1236
01:18:45,595 --> 01:18:48,097
ADAM: My backpack. We have to go back.
MlKE: Fuck your backpack.
1237
01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:50,683
ADAM: No, you don't understand.
lt has my fucking pills.
1238
01:18:50,850 --> 01:18:53,018
MlKE: Fuck your pills.
You're going to have to eat it.
1239
01:18:53,186 --> 01:18:56,063
Tobias fronted me pills.
Sell them off for some extra cash.
1240
01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:58,816
What the fuck are you doing taking--?
Front from Tobias?
1241
01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:00,859
Why is he giving you pills? How many?
1242
01:19:01,111 --> 01:19:04,113
Heh, l don't know, man.
Fucking like a hundred.
1243
01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,448
"Like a hundred," or a hundred?
That's a grand.
1244
01:19:06,616 --> 01:19:08,409
Have to pay every one of those back.
1245
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,494
Fuck, dude. Fuck that. Guess what?
1246
01:19:10,662 --> 01:19:13,330
MlKE: What do you mean, "fuck that"?
ADAM: l got that equity, baby.
1247
01:19:13,498 --> 01:19:16,542
ADAM:
Dallas gave me that cut in Miami, whoo!
1248
01:19:17,210 --> 01:19:20,421
l don't even fucking care
about a fucking grand. Who cares?
1249
01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:23,882
Fuck. Damn, that was crazy shit.
1250
01:19:24,551 --> 01:19:26,010
Fuck.
1251
01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,149
[PEOPLE lN RESTAURANT
CHATTERlNG]
1252
01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:47,573
ADAM: You bailing on me?
MlKE: Nope, not at all.
1253
01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:54,705
-Oh, my God. What are you doing here?
JOANNA: Hey.
1254
01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:57,833
l thought you were out of town,
like, forever.
1255
01:19:58,001 --> 01:20:01,211
Yeah, l decided to stay in town.
1256
01:20:01,379 --> 01:20:03,547
-Great. What's up, man? Mike.
-Ryan.
1257
01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:05,424
MlKE: Nice to meet you, sir.
-Nice to meet you.
1258
01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:10,763
Uh, Ryan, um, is my fiancé.
1259
01:20:14,976 --> 01:20:16,060
What?
1260
01:20:18,146 --> 01:20:20,272
Are you fucking with me right now?
1261
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,232
l'm gonna go hit the bathroom.
1262
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,777
No. You guys sound like
you got a lot to talk about.
1263
01:20:24,944 --> 01:20:27,321
lt's time for me to go stare
in the mirror anyway.
1264
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:29,490
-Nice meeting you. See you, babe.
-Yes, sir.
1265
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:31,075
JOANNA:
Okay.
1266
01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:38,791
MlKE:
Hmm....
1267
01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:42,002
Okay. All right, l'm not exactly....
1268
01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:46,840
Okay. All right.
1269
01:20:48,843 --> 01:20:50,177
lt was good to see you.
1270
01:20:50,428 --> 01:20:53,347
DALLAS:
Well, lookie here what the cat dragged in.
1271
01:20:53,598 --> 01:20:54,682
TOBlAS;
Coño, what happened?
1272
01:20:56,226 --> 01:20:57,726
MlKE:
Uh....
1273
01:20:57,894 --> 01:21:01,230
lt was nothing. lt was fucked up. Sorry.
1274
01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,483
DALLAS:
"lt was fucked up"? "Sorry"?
1275
01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:07,194
MlKE: Mm-hm.
DALLAS: That's all you got to say?
1276
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,822
l don't know. You really want to discuss it?
1277
01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:13,033
l take it you didn't collect.
1278
01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:15,577
Yeah, l'm sorry. l forgot to ask
for the money...
1279
01:21:15,745 --> 01:21:18,205
...as they were throwing beer bottles
at our heads.
1280
01:21:18,790 --> 01:21:20,999
lt's the last thing
l need for my reputation...
1281
01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:22,918
...before we make the big move, Mike.
1282
01:21:23,086 --> 01:21:24,878
l'm sorry.
Are we fucking your reputation up?
1283
01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:26,213
DALLAS:
Hmm.
1284
01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:31,343
The last time l checked,
l think it's the Kid and l's reputation...
1285
01:21:31,511 --> 01:21:34,304
...that's "making the big move"
for you, isn't it?
1286
01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:40,060
What the fuck did you say, buddy?
1287
01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:43,605
l don't know, you were standing six feet
away from me. You heard me.
1288
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:47,901
Hey, you might want to check yourself,
old friend.
1289
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,321
Nobody walks on water on my team.
1290
01:21:51,489 --> 01:21:53,157
Except for you, right?
1291
01:21:53,908 --> 01:21:55,701
Old friend.
1292
01:21:55,869 --> 01:21:57,870
Ah.
1293
01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,916
What are you thinking about?
1294
01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:06,628
Biting the hand that feeds you,
big dog, huh?
1295
01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:11,341
You don't fucking feed me, Dallas.
1296
01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:15,888
l can walk right out that door.
Right now.
1297
01:22:16,055 --> 01:22:19,016
And do a fuck of a lot better
than 7.5 percent.
1298
01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:21,393
l'm sorry, that used to be 1 0.
1299
01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:23,103
But you don't.
1300
01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:28,108
You didn't. And you won't.
1301
01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:29,777
Because you can't.
1302
01:22:29,944 --> 01:22:31,695
l can't? Okay.
1303
01:22:32,447 --> 01:22:35,199
DALLAS:
So you got to deal with what you got.
1304
01:22:35,366 --> 01:22:36,950
TOBlAS:
Hey, what's going on?
1305
01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:40,204
ADAM: That pack you gave me?
TOBlAS: Mm.
1306
01:22:40,872 --> 01:22:43,165
ADAM: lt's gone.
-That's great.
1307
01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,541
Gone.
1308
01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,627
ADAM:
lt's "gone" gone.
1309
01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:49,630
-You lost it?
-l'm sorry, man.
1310
01:22:50,507 --> 01:22:52,633
Fuck sorry. You got to take care of this.
1311
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,384
ADAM:
We'll figure it out. lt's fine.
1312
01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,804
No, you need to figure it out.
1313
01:22:56,971 --> 01:22:58,972
ADAM:
Get the fuck off me.
1314
01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:03,560
Seniority don't mean shit around here, man.
1315
01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:06,939
You are worth the cash you
pry out of their fucking purses.
1316
01:23:07,106 --> 01:23:09,024
You know that better than anybody.
1317
01:23:09,192 --> 01:23:12,361
You want a bigger piece?
Come up with some fresher shit, man.
1318
01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:14,446
You're not getting any younger.
1319
01:23:15,990 --> 01:23:18,242
What the fuck are you doing?
1320
01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:22,913
l need you doing the sailor routine tonight.
l got four tables of Navy wives stageside.
1321
01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:26,416
-Get changed.
-Oh, no. l'm taking your advice.
1322
01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:30,921
Bringing you some fresher shit.
Seeing as l'm getting equity and all.
1323
01:23:32,632 --> 01:23:34,633
[ALL CHEERlNG]
1324
01:23:37,303 --> 01:23:39,888
[EXClSlON AND DATSlK'S "CALYPSO"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
1325
01:24:44,787 --> 01:24:46,872
TlTO:
Perfect date time.
1326
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,209
TARZAN:
Give me the astronaut thing.
1327
01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:53,420
RlCHlE:
l met this guy....
1328
01:24:53,671 --> 01:24:55,756
KEN:
You got them going out there, Mike.
1329
01:24:56,257 --> 01:24:58,133
KEN:
Good job, man.
1330
01:24:59,427 --> 01:25:03,180
RlCHlE: He's met just about every single
Russian and American astronaut...
1331
01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:06,350
...that's ever been in outer space,
living or dead.
1332
01:25:07,935 --> 01:25:10,437
The first man in outer space...
1333
01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:13,065
...Russian. Yuri Gagarin.
1334
01:25:13,232 --> 01:25:14,775
TARZAN: Cosmonaut.
RlCHlE: He's the second one.
1335
01:25:14,942 --> 01:25:17,069
The first one died on reentry.
1336
01:25:17,236 --> 01:25:19,529
MlKE:
We're gonna get fucked up tonight, right?
1337
01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:08,930
BROOKE:
Mike.
1338
01:27:12,101 --> 01:27:13,143
BROOKE:
Mike, hello.
1339
01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:15,020
[BANGlNG ON DOOR]
1340
01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:17,522
BROOKE:
Open up.
1341
01:27:24,572 --> 01:27:27,073
BROOKE: Mike.
-All right. Hold on.
1342
01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:34,539
-Hey.
-Hey.
1343
01:27:34,707 --> 01:27:36,166
You have fun last night?
1344
01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:38,460
-What?
-Did you have fun last night?
1345
01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:40,170
Yeah, uh, what's up?
1346
01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:41,922
ls Adam here?
1347
01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:46,343
He left me weird-sounding voice messages,
sounded fucked up.
1348
01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:48,011
And now l can't reach him.
1349
01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:50,430
-Yeah, he's in here.
-Okay. Cool.
1350
01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:56,478
BROOKE:
Where is he?
1351
01:27:56,646 --> 01:27:58,480
MlKE:
Uh, he should be upstairs.
1352
01:27:58,648 --> 01:28:03,777
He's with somebody, though,
so, you know, l'd call out.
1353
01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:05,111
Kid.
1354
01:28:07,907 --> 01:28:09,533
Adam?
1355
01:28:09,742 --> 01:28:11,117
Adam. Adam.
1356
01:28:11,285 --> 01:28:12,494
MlKE: Fuck.
BROOKE: Adam.
1357
01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:13,995
MlKE:
Hey. Come here.
1358
01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:15,163
[ADAM GASPS]
1359
01:28:15,331 --> 01:28:16,873
MlKE:
Stop. He's fine, he's breathing.
1360
01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:19,501
Oh, my God, Adam.
What the fuck did he take?
1361
01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:21,878
Uh, probably just some G.
Open your eyes, dude.
1362
01:28:22,046 --> 01:28:24,798
-What the fuck did you do to my brother?
MlKE: Relax. Yo, Brooke.
1363
01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:26,591
He's breathing. He's fine.
1364
01:28:26,759 --> 01:28:30,679
Get the fuck off me, Mike.
l'll fucking kill you. l will fucking kill you.
1365
01:28:30,847 --> 01:28:32,681
-He's going to be fine, heh.
-He's not okay.
1366
01:28:32,849 --> 01:28:34,599
-Calm down.
-No, shut up. Shut up!
1367
01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:37,310
Shut up. l see you, Mike. l fucking see you.
1368
01:28:37,478 --> 01:28:41,439
You think you have your shit all figured
out, but l fucking see you.
1369
01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:44,693
You just need to relax.
You're acting fucking crazy. And l get it.
1370
01:28:44,861 --> 01:28:47,821
You are a bullshit,
30-year-old male stripper.
1371
01:28:48,990 --> 01:28:51,908
-Okay. How about just get the fuck out?
-No problem.
1372
01:28:52,076 --> 01:28:55,662
Done. Adam, wake the fuck up.
Adam, please.
1373
01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:58,874
[WHlMPERlNG]
Adam, let's go. Come on, Adam.
1374
01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:00,876
BROOKE:
Adam. God.
1375
01:29:01,043 --> 01:29:03,253
Adam. Wake up. Adam, we have to go.
1376
01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:05,130
-Stop.
-No, Mike, this is my brother.
1377
01:29:05,298 --> 01:29:08,592
Brooke, let me please carry him out.
Stop.
1378
01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:11,511
[SOBBlNG]
1379
01:29:32,867 --> 01:29:35,035
l can't do this anymore, Adam.
1380
01:29:40,124 --> 01:29:41,458
You hear me?
1381
01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:32,425
TOBlAS:
Come on, let's go.
1382
01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:35,095
You guys need to stop already.
1383
01:30:38,099 --> 01:30:39,432
MlKE:
Motherfucker.
1384
01:30:40,851 --> 01:30:42,477
[ALL GRUNTlNG]
1385
01:30:42,645 --> 01:30:44,562
TOBlAS:
Mike? Get off of him. Hey.
1386
01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:45,814
Hey!
1387
01:30:46,190 --> 01:30:47,774
[ALL GRUNTlNG]
1388
01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:50,568
MlKE: Fuck off.
TOBlAS: l'm so sorry, primo.
1389
01:30:50,736 --> 01:30:51,778
Sorry? Fuck you, man.
1390
01:30:51,946 --> 01:30:53,863
What are you doing breaking
into my house?
1391
01:30:54,031 --> 01:30:55,740
TOBlAS:
l tried calling your cell, man.
1392
01:30:55,908 --> 01:30:58,535
My cell? Fuck my cell.
What are you fucking doing, man?
1393
01:30:58,703 --> 01:31:01,663
l told them not to break shit,
but they don't work for me.
1394
01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:03,665
That did a good job, didn't it?
1395
01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:07,293
TOBlAS: Look, man, l'm sorry.
We're looking for the Kid, okay?
1396
01:31:07,461 --> 01:31:08,753
Uh, so you brought them here?
1397
01:31:08,921 --> 01:31:11,881
-What are you looking for him for?
-He's late on his front.
1398
01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:13,967
And as you can see, he was due today.
1399
01:31:14,218 --> 01:31:18,054
lt's 1 00 pills. That's 1 000 bucks.
l think he's good for that, don't you?
1400
01:31:18,222 --> 01:31:21,474
No, no, no.
ls that what he told you? A hundred?
1401
01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:24,728
We went in on a whole pack, hombre.
A whole pack.
1402
01:31:26,856 --> 01:31:29,315
-What's his half?
-Ten grand.
1403
01:31:30,901 --> 01:31:33,319
MlKE: What?
TOBlAS: Ten grand.
1404
01:31:33,779 --> 01:31:37,615
l don't know if he lost it,
or if he's just being a fucking kid.
1405
01:31:37,783 --> 01:31:40,535
Either way, it doesn't matter anymore.
Okay?
1406
01:31:41,078 --> 01:31:42,746
Look, you got to--
1407
01:31:44,498 --> 01:31:45,832
What am l--?
1408
01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:49,335
l don't know, l can maybe sign over
the van...
1409
01:31:49,503 --> 01:31:51,671
...until he can figure out
something out.
1410
01:31:52,339 --> 01:31:53,673
Fuck, l don't know, man.
1411
01:31:53,924 --> 01:31:59,262
Come on, primo. The guys l'm rolling with,
they ain't about fucking paperwork, man.
1412
01:32:03,642 --> 01:32:07,062
TOBlAS: lf you want, l can talk to my guys
and we can try to get him another day.
1413
01:32:07,229 --> 01:32:09,731
And what the fuck would that do?
He doesn't have it.
1414
01:32:09,899 --> 01:32:12,776
Hey, look--
l just hate to see you doing this.
1415
01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,153
MlKE:
Just don't give him any more shit to sell.
1416
01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:17,906
No, that's fine.
He's starting to act like a real punk.
1417
01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,326
-One of us should talk to him.
-Well, you've done enough, haven't you?
1418
01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:22,786
l'll talk to him. lt's fine.
1419
01:32:24,121 --> 01:32:25,955
[GATE OPENlNG THEN CLOSlNG]
1420
01:32:36,634 --> 01:32:38,635
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
1421
01:32:40,596 --> 01:32:42,347
[MlKE SlGHS]
1422
01:32:53,734 --> 01:32:55,026
Hey.
1423
01:32:56,153 --> 01:32:57,403
Um....
1424
01:32:57,571 --> 01:32:59,364
l'm looking for Adam.
He's not picking up his phone.
1425
01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:02,158
-ls he all right?
-Yeah, he's okay.
1426
01:33:02,326 --> 01:33:04,911
l mean, he doesn't live here anymore.
1427
01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:07,163
MlKE:
Where is he?
1428
01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:10,291
l'm not sure. l think he's with Nora.
1429
01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:19,134
Okay, cool. Just, uh, let him know
that l'm looking for him if you see him.
1430
01:33:20,761 --> 01:33:23,721
Ha, this is so much bullshit.
1431
01:33:23,889 --> 01:33:25,098
You know that, right?
1432
01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:28,852
This is really how we're going to end this?
Are you fucking serious?
1433
01:33:31,021 --> 01:33:34,816
-l said everything l needed to say.
-You had a lot to say yesterday.
1434
01:33:34,984 --> 01:33:37,902
You don't have anything else to say?
You want to add onto that?
1435
01:33:38,070 --> 01:33:40,488
You damn sure didn't let me talk,
so let me talk now.
1436
01:33:40,656 --> 01:33:42,282
l'm sorry that l fucked it up.
1437
01:33:42,449 --> 01:33:45,702
l didn't mean to do that.
l didn't want to fuck it up. l promised...
1438
01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:49,289
...that l would take care of him,
and l didn't, and l'm sorry about that.
1439
01:33:49,456 --> 01:33:51,249
You're the last person that l--
1440
01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:56,004
Yeah, l believe you...
1441
01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:58,631
...and l know you're basically
a good person.
1442
01:33:58,799 --> 01:34:00,842
Adam was...
1443
01:34:03,095 --> 01:34:05,597
...going to do whatever Adam wanted to do.
1444
01:34:07,558 --> 01:34:09,350
l just can't be around your lifestyle.
1445
01:34:09,518 --> 01:34:13,146
You can't be around my--?
l'm not my lifestyle.
1446
01:34:15,399 --> 01:34:18,484
That's who you think--?
That isn't fucking--
1447
01:34:20,154 --> 01:34:22,447
l'm not-- Am l Magic, uh--?
1448
01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:24,657
Am l Magic Mike right now talking to you?
1449
01:34:27,161 --> 01:34:30,371
l'm not my goddamn job.
That's not who--
1450
01:34:30,539 --> 01:34:34,542
That's not what l do. That's not me.
lt is what l do, but it's not who l am.
1451
01:34:34,710 --> 01:34:36,461
l'm not just--
1452
01:34:37,838 --> 01:34:39,380
That's why l want to go to Miami.
1453
01:34:39,548 --> 01:34:42,050
l don't want to fucking be
some 40-year-old stripper.
1454
01:34:42,218 --> 01:34:44,344
l want to own something.
l want to actually--
1455
01:34:49,683 --> 01:34:52,018
l've been trying to, this whole time--
1456
01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:59,484
So you don't believe anything
that l've said to you?
1457
01:34:59,652 --> 01:35:01,861
You don't-- Right now. Nothing. l'm just--
1458
01:35:02,112 --> 01:35:03,446
You don't believe any of it?
1459
01:35:04,448 --> 01:35:07,242
Mike, l think the question is,
do you believe it?
1460
01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:14,332
l just think that Miami is going to be
a bigger, badder version of this.
1461
01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:16,542
But good luck to you.
1462
01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:20,046
lf you believe it, good luck to you.
1463
01:35:20,631 --> 01:35:22,215
And Adam too.
1464
01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:24,592
But l'm going to be here.
1465
01:35:44,238 --> 01:35:45,488
Hey.
1466
01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:47,824
l, uh....
1467
01:35:48,492 --> 01:35:51,411
l want to say thank you about the money.
1468
01:35:51,578 --> 01:35:53,496
l know how much that shit meant to you...
1469
01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:57,375
...especially because of that furniture crap
you wanted to do.
1470
01:35:57,543 --> 01:35:58,876
[ADAM CHUCKLES]
1471
01:36:00,254 --> 01:36:01,587
l, uh....
1472
01:36:03,590 --> 01:36:07,427
l'm gonna pay you back every last cent.
l want you to know that.
1473
01:36:10,222 --> 01:36:11,264
All right.
1474
01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:15,435
Man, we're gonna look back in 20 years.
You're gonna be dead, probably...
1475
01:36:15,602 --> 01:36:20,523
...but l can look back in 20 years and look
at the shit that we've done together, man.
1476
01:36:20,691 --> 01:36:24,569
Fuck. Look where l was three months ago.
1477
01:36:25,362 --> 01:36:26,863
Three months ago.
1478
01:36:27,114 --> 01:36:29,073
Look at where l am now.
1479
01:36:30,993 --> 01:36:32,869
l can't thank you enough.
1480
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:35,705
Fuck, man. l was nowhere.
1481
01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:38,666
l have money.
1482
01:36:38,834 --> 01:36:41,127
l can fuck who l want to fuck.
1483
01:36:41,462 --> 01:36:44,380
l have freedom, thanks to you.
1484
01:36:45,632 --> 01:36:48,301
And l'm having a fucking ball.
1485
01:36:49,970 --> 01:36:53,973
And we're going to have a fucking ball
in Miami, man.
1486
01:36:54,141 --> 01:36:57,060
So can you smile? Can you look at me?
1487
01:36:59,313 --> 01:37:01,105
l only have one thing to say.
1488
01:37:01,273 --> 01:37:03,816
And that is:
To my best friend.
1489
01:37:06,487 --> 01:37:11,574
A guy who has given me more in this
lifetime than l could ever ask for.
1490
01:37:13,827 --> 01:37:15,828
And to bright futures.
1491
01:37:18,123 --> 01:37:20,166
DALLAS [SlNGlNG]:
Ladies of Tampa
1492
01:37:22,753 --> 01:37:24,128
[CROWD WHOOPS]
1493
01:37:24,296 --> 01:37:29,133
The first time that you ever walked into my life
1494
01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:35,932
ln oh many ways you all became my wife
1495
01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:37,225
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
1496
01:37:37,393 --> 01:37:39,727
Ladies, yeah, I'm talkin' to you
1497
01:37:39,895 --> 01:37:41,854
[SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
1498
01:37:42,272 --> 01:37:45,691
Ladies of Tampa
1499
01:37:47,653 --> 01:37:51,280
Even though we gotta go
1500
01:37:51,615 --> 01:37:54,617
There's one thing you gotta know
1501
01:37:55,577 --> 01:38:01,040
Ain't no matter
How much you love me for sure
1502
01:38:01,208 --> 01:38:04,127
Ooh, ooh, ooh
1503
01:38:04,336 --> 01:38:06,129
I'll always love you more
1504
01:38:06,296 --> 01:38:08,589
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
1505
01:38:08,757 --> 01:38:11,843
I'll always love you more than you know
1506
01:38:12,010 --> 01:38:16,055
You got me tied to a chain
I'm just a slave to your soul
1507
01:38:16,223 --> 01:38:21,519
And there ain't nothin' l can do about it
That's fo' sho
1508
01:38:22,104 --> 01:38:24,439
[CHEERlNG CONTlNUES]
1509
01:38:25,315 --> 01:38:27,650
Ladies of Tampa
1510
01:38:30,654 --> 01:38:32,864
[KlSS'S "CALLlNG DR. LOVE"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
1511
01:39:09,234 --> 01:39:11,068
DlCK: l could be a friend to you.
TARZAN: Ha, ha.
1512
01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:12,737
What about romance?
1513
01:39:12,988 --> 01:39:15,823
TlTO:
Hit them with the long arm of love, baby.
1514
01:39:16,158 --> 01:39:18,951
DlCK: My good friend, Andy.
TlTO: Ha, ha.
1515
01:39:19,119 --> 01:39:21,078
TARZAN:
l'm just saying you always put up a fight.
1516
01:39:21,246 --> 01:39:24,832
TlTO: l know what we could do:
Anaconda Part 3.
1517
01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:26,667
ADAM:
Hey, uh, what about--?
1518
01:39:26,835 --> 01:39:29,879
[CHEERlNG CONTlNUES]
1519
01:41:02,264 --> 01:41:03,431
DALLAS:
Whoo!
1520
01:41:03,599 --> 01:41:04,640
TlTO: Yeah.
-Motherfucker.
1521
01:41:04,808 --> 01:41:06,976
Dallas be riding again.
1522
01:41:07,144 --> 01:41:09,437
Whoo! lt's a fucking revival.
1523
01:41:09,771 --> 01:41:11,397
Huh!
1524
01:41:11,565 --> 01:41:14,525
Hot damn. lt feels good to be back
on that fucking horse again.
1525
01:41:14,693 --> 01:41:18,070
TlTO: That was the old stuff.
-Oh, shit.
1526
01:41:18,238 --> 01:41:19,614
TlTO:
Still got it.
1527
01:41:19,781 --> 01:41:21,991
Y'all ready to rock a little
and fucking rein them in?
1528
01:41:22,159 --> 01:41:23,951
ALL:
Yeah.
1529
01:41:24,119 --> 01:41:25,161
DALLAS:
Yeah.
1530
01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:26,412
Where's Mike?
1531
01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:27,997
He's gone.
1532
01:41:28,165 --> 01:41:29,206
DALLAS:
Mikey?
1533
01:41:29,374 --> 01:41:32,084
TlTO: He went back to take a piss.
He should be back any second.
1534
01:41:32,252 --> 01:41:33,544
Mikey's gone.
1535
01:41:33,712 --> 01:41:35,421
DALLAS:
What do you mean, he's gone?
1536
01:41:36,173 --> 01:41:39,675
l thought he was going to go take a piss
and he went out the back door.
1537
01:41:41,261 --> 01:41:42,928
TlTO:
Hey, Mike, yo.
1538
01:41:43,930 --> 01:41:45,097
TlTO:
Let's go, we're up.
1539
01:41:48,852 --> 01:41:50,853
He's coming back, man.
1540
01:41:53,273 --> 01:41:55,733
All right, come here.
1541
01:41:59,738 --> 01:42:01,572
You ready to be the man?
1542
01:42:02,449 --> 01:42:05,534
-Are you ready to be the man?
-Yes, l'm ready.
1543
01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:08,746
-l've been waiting for this for a long time.
-lt's all yours. Come here.
1544
01:42:08,914 --> 01:42:09,955
[DALLAS GRUNTS]
1545
01:42:10,123 --> 01:42:12,625
Start right fucking now.
Let's make it fucking count.
1546
01:42:12,793 --> 01:42:15,628
All the way. Let's go.
Kid's in, Mike's out.
1547
01:42:15,796 --> 01:42:20,466
Let's bring this motherfucker down
all the way to Miami. Let's go. Hey.
1548
01:42:20,634 --> 01:42:24,095
DALLAS:
All right, ladies. So we know we made fire.
1549
01:42:24,262 --> 01:42:26,889
We know we got fire,
now we got to make it rain.
1550
01:42:27,057 --> 01:42:30,685
Can you make it rain, ladies?
Can you make it rain?
1551
01:42:30,852 --> 01:42:33,896
Let's give it up for the last time
on this stage.
1552
01:42:34,064 --> 01:42:39,652
The one, the only, your very own,
the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
1553
01:42:39,820 --> 01:42:41,821
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
1554
01:42:54,876 --> 01:42:55,960
BROOKE:
Hey.
1555
01:42:56,461 --> 01:42:58,379
What are you doing here?
1556
01:43:00,424 --> 01:43:01,716
MlKE:
Um....
1557
01:43:02,884 --> 01:43:04,885
Aren't you supposed to be at the show?
1558
01:43:09,141 --> 01:43:11,142
Can l, uh, um...?
1559
01:43:12,144 --> 01:43:14,395
l just need to talk.
1560
01:43:20,152 --> 01:43:21,485
Yeah, okay.
1561
01:43:22,154 --> 01:43:23,487
Come on in.
1562
01:43:23,822 --> 01:43:25,573
[CLEARS THROAT]
1563
01:43:45,635 --> 01:43:47,595
MlKE:
Um....
1564
01:43:49,890 --> 01:43:51,515
l, uh-- l just came by to--
1565
01:43:51,683 --> 01:43:53,768
Look, before you say anything...
1566
01:43:53,935 --> 01:43:55,603
...l just need you to know that...
1567
01:43:55,771 --> 01:44:00,149
...when you came by this morning,
Adam hadn't told me what you did for him.
1568
01:44:00,317 --> 01:44:02,735
And that was really a lot of money.
1569
01:44:02,903 --> 01:44:06,322
-You did not have to do that.
-l didn't do it for him.
1570
01:44:07,532 --> 01:44:10,576
Look, that's not even why l came by.
l just--
1571
01:44:11,828 --> 01:44:15,456
Ah, um, look, l'm not going to Miami.
1572
01:44:16,917 --> 01:44:21,295
-Really?
-Yeah. l think you're right. l'm done.
1573
01:44:23,590 --> 01:44:25,216
Wow.
1574
01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:28,177
What are you gonna do?
1575
01:44:31,223 --> 01:44:34,683
Heh, l don't know. l guess l need a new plan.
1576
01:44:40,273 --> 01:44:43,359
Do you want to get some food
and talk about it?
1577
01:44:48,698 --> 01:44:50,950
What, like a date?
1578
01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:54,537
Well....
1579
01:44:55,372 --> 01:44:57,790
What would Tall Paul say, huh?
1580
01:44:58,458 --> 01:45:03,838
Tall Paul can't say anything anymore.
l broke up with him.
1581
01:45:06,132 --> 01:45:07,800
He didn't like breakfast food?
1582
01:45:10,136 --> 01:45:11,720
Not as much as l do.
1583
01:45:11,888 --> 01:45:17,476
This is a good thing. ln that case,
l would love to get some breakfast.
1584
01:45:17,644 --> 01:45:18,853
Okay.
1585
01:45:19,729 --> 01:45:21,272
Let's go get something to eat.
1586
01:45:21,439 --> 01:45:26,360
The thing is l only go to one place.
lt's my favorite place.
1587
01:45:26,528 --> 01:45:29,488
They have the best omelets.
They know my order. l walk in...
1588
01:45:29,656 --> 01:45:32,491
...the food's basically on the table.
They'd help you out too.
1589
01:45:32,659 --> 01:45:35,536
Get some waffles for you, pancakes,
whatever you want.
1590
01:45:35,704 --> 01:45:38,330
l love waffles. Let's go there.
1591
01:45:39,082 --> 01:45:41,876
The problem is it doesn't open until 6 a.m.
1592
01:45:48,508 --> 01:45:50,509
That's like seven hours from now.
1593
01:45:52,429 --> 01:45:53,762
Mm-hm.
1594
01:45:54,848 --> 01:45:56,140
Yeah.
1595
01:45:59,185 --> 01:46:01,270
What could we do with seven hours?
1596
01:50:24,117 --> 01:50:26,118
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