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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,104 [♪] 2 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:16,015 ♪ jolly old st. Nicholas 3 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:19,151 ♪ lean your ear this way 4 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:24,723 ♪ don't you tell a single soul ♪ 5 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:28,427 ♪ what I'm going to say 6 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:31,764 ♪ christmas eve is coming soon ♪ 7 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:35,234 ♪ now, my dear old man 8 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:39,805 ♪ whisper what you'll bring to me ♪ 9 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:43,042 ♪ tell me if you can ♪ 10 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:46,779 ♪ johnny wants a pair of skates ♪ 11 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:49,815 ♪ suzie wants a sled 12 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:53,786 ♪ nelly wants a picture book ♪ 13 00:00:53,788 --> 00:00:57,356 ♪ yellow, blue, and red 14 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:01,627 ♪ now I think I'll leave to you ♪ 15 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:05,664 ♪ what to give the rest 16 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:10,335 ♪ choose for me dear santa claus... ♪ 17 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,403 It's my turn next. 18 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,604 Okay. 19 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:13,639 Remember to speak nice and loud. 20 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,207 Santa's old. 21 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,341 He doesn't hear as well as he used to. 22 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:17,276 [helper]: Okay, little girl 23 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,410 Your turn to see santa! 24 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,478 'kay. 25 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,447 [♪] 26 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:31,256 [♪] 27 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,624 That's her right there. 28 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:36,095 ♪ all the stockings 29 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:40,099 ♪ you will find hanging in a row ♪ 30 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:41,834 So, what did you ask santa for? 31 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:44,236 I can't tell you! 32 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,771 Oh, there it is! 33 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:48,173 Oh, but, honey, you just saw santa. 34 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:49,808 You're gonna mail him a letter now? 35 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,477 Just covering all my bases. 36 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,245 Besides, I don't even think that was the real santa. 37 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:55,647 Of course, it was the real santa. 38 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,683 So, the real santa smells like cigarettes and beer? 39 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:01,520 W-well... 40 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,255 He said you were pretty and asked for your number. 41 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:11,797 You didn't give it to him, did you? 42 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,298 Mom, please. 43 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,267 You can do so much better than that. 44 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,368 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. 45 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,504 You don't have a stamp on it, hope. 46 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,405 Tell you what. You give it to me 47 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:22,774 And I will mail it from my office, I promise. 48 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:26,345 Nope. This is the magic mailbox to the north pole. 49 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,746 You don't need stamps! 50 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,715 Well, why don't you just-- 51 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:30,883 -Okay... -There! 52 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:32,918 Now let's go and get some ice cream. 53 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,356 [sighs wearily]: Fantastic. 54 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:40,159 [♪] 55 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,765 [bitter winds blowing] 56 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:51,336 [mrs. Claus singing cheerfully, indistinct] 57 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:55,374 ♪ da-dah-doh-da-dee da-dah-da-doo ♪ 58 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:58,343 ♪ aura lea, aura lea 59 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,780 ♪ maid of golden hair 60 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,917 ♪ sunshine came along with thee ♪ 61 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,853 ♪ and swallows in the air 62 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,656 [soup bubbling] 63 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:11,657 [sniffs] 64 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:14,259 Mm! 65 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:18,430 ♪ take my heart take my ring ♪ 66 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,400 ♪ I give my all to thee 67 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,703 ♪ take me for eternity 68 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,471 ♪ dearest aura lea-- 69 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:28,373 [she gasps as knocking begins at door] 70 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,544 [ragged, excited breath] 71 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,446 [knocking resumes] 72 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:37,349 Coming! 73 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,451 ♪ de-lah-da-dah-da-da-da-- 74 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:40,752 More letters! 75 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,621 -Oh... -Last batch of the season! 76 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,323 Anika. 77 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,658 What are you singing? 78 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:47,759 Oh, just a little ditty 79 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,362 That kris picked up 150 years ago, 80 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,630 Kind of became 81 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,699 Our song. 82 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:54,967 [letters flapping] 83 00:03:54,969 --> 00:03:56,535 [anika grunts] 84 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,569 Big night planned, huh? 85 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,804 I hope so. 86 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:02,774 Wow! That ruby necklace is a real beauty. 87 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,276 Oh, thank you. 88 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,678 It was my wedding gift from kris. 89 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,548 He found it on a mountaintop one christmas eve, 90 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,516 And he said it was shining 91 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,452 Like the north star in the moonlight. 92 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,754 He was so romantic. That was many years ago. 93 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,390 But I thought if I wore it, 94 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,359 He might remember what he said to me, 95 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,928 About how we had the rest of eternity to fall 96 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,396 Deeper in love with... 97 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,598 [sniffs deeply] 98 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,766 Did you make 99 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,635 Your famous meatballs and dumplings? 100 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,270 Oh, yes, I did. 101 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:33,005 Oh! [sniffing] 102 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:34,573 Forget kris. 103 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:35,907 I think I'm in love with you! 104 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,943 [chuckles]: You're such a dear. 105 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,679 Why all the fuss? 106 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,848 Well... [sighs] 107 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,716 Tonight is a special night, 108 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,418 And to be honest, things haven't been 109 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:49,321 That great between us recently. 110 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:53,425 Well, it's such a busy time right now. 111 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:56,428 Something's been missing for a while now. 112 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,531 I know it sounds silly, 113 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,867 I guess I just want to feel loved again. 114 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,902 Do you know how long it's been 115 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,437 Since he held my hand? 116 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,972 Oh, mrs. C, 117 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:10,842 Every relationship goes through its... 118 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,010 Rough patches. 119 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,979 You know, 120 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,714 There was a time 121 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,983 That he couldn't stay away from my dumplings, 122 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,786 And now he barely touches them. 123 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,421 [anika gasps] 124 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,822 I'm just hoping tonight he has more of an appetite, 125 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,991 And afterwards, I can rub his big belly and-- 126 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,493 La-la-la! La! La-la-la. 127 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,563 Okay! Great talking to you! 128 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,498 -You too, dear. -Bye! 129 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,766 Bye. 130 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,536 Oh! Boss. 131 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,037 Good luck! You're gonna need it. 132 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,605 Sorry I'm late. 133 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,841 Things are crackers down at the workshop. 134 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,544 [sniffs] something smells good! 135 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,846 I'll go and wash up. 136 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,715 [♪] 137 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:50,816 Okay. 138 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,517 Hurry back. 139 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,754 [♪] 140 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,495 [sighs sadly] 141 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,870 Kris? 142 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,873 Your dinner's getting cold! 143 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:19,578 Kris, sweetheart? 144 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,912 Dinner's on the table. 145 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,515 [♪] 146 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,387 Kris? 147 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:33,558 [snoring] 148 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:38,764 Happy 500th anniversary. 149 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,934 [♪] 150 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:47,773 "dear santa, 151 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,608 "I want a real bb gun 152 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,009 "so I can help my dad 153 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:54,746 Kill those dirty squirrels in my backyard." 154 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,481 [sighs] 155 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,683 Oh, I'm going to need more red ink! 156 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,453 [whack] 157 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,624 Well... Ooh! This one's addressed to me. 158 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,963 [♪] 159 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,769 "dear mrs. Claus, 160 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,905 "I usually write to santa, 161 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:23,141 But this year I am writing to you, because..." 162 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,544 [hope]: "...Well, I don't want any toys or games. 163 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:28,613 "all I want is for my mom to fall in love 164 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,081 "and find a new husband. 165 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,951 "she tells me that she's not lonely, 166 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,853 "but, sometimes... 167 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,722 "when she thinks I'm not watching, 168 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:40,725 I... I see her cry." 169 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:43,028 [♪] 170 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,497 "please help her find someone special 171 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,065 "so that she can be happy forever, 172 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,600 Like you and santa." 173 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:52,637 "thank you and merry christmas. 174 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,139 "love, hope jenkins. 175 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,208 "p.S. 176 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:58,777 "here's a picture of me. 177 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,645 "my mom's name is noelle-- 178 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,814 "in french, that means 'christmas'-- 179 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,484 And she works at the cascades casino." 180 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,886 [♪] 181 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:17,162 Okay. 182 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,533 All right. Maria's gonna read you a story after I leave, 183 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:22,801 But don't stay up too late, okay? 184 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,736 I know. 185 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:29,708 So you're really not going to tell me 186 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,109 What you asked santa for? 187 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,110 Nope. 188 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,645 No? 189 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,046 You know we can't have a dog here, right? 190 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,581 Yeah, I know, 191 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:39,784 Not until we move into a new apartment. 192 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:41,052 And you know 193 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,754 That santa can't afford a lot this year, right? 194 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,657 I know all about the global economic downturn. 195 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,691 Besides, 196 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,994 What I asked for doesn't cost money. 197 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,962 Did you ask him to make it snow on the strip? 198 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,230 'course not! 199 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,099 Wait. We are gonna have snow 200 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,535 At grandma and grandpa's place in colorado, right? 201 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,103 Definitely. 202 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,205 So we can make, like, snowmen and snow angels 203 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,540 And-and go sledding? 204 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,307 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 205 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,808 Yay! 206 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:07,112 [glass breaks, dog barks, angry voices rise] 207 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,613 They're at it again? 208 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,715 Yup. He didn't like her burnt banana bread, 209 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,017 And she said, 210 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,251 "what if there's something wrong with the oven?" 211 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,253 And then he said, "why don't you go 212 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,755 Stick your head in there and check it out?" 213 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,290 Right. 214 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:19,891 [dog barking as couple yells in rage] 215 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,993 I've gotta get us out of here. 216 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,095 [♪] 217 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,841 Hey, myles. 218 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,277 Hey! I got a, uh, fresh pot brewing. 219 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,946 Just gonna be a minute. 220 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,817 Ooh. You're looking a little rough. 221 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,053 Another hard day's night? 222 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:51,022 It's vegas. Are there any other kind? 223 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,257 Yeah, see, 224 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,258 That's the difference between you and me. 225 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,593 You actually get lucky, 226 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:55,894 And I spend my nights 227 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,195 Falling asleep to late night reruns. 228 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,830 How do you know I got lucky? 229 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,633 The, uh, lipstick on your neck, for starters. 230 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,839 Okay. Let me. 231 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,309 If you've got it anywhere else, 232 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,345 You're on your own. 233 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,180 [snickers] not likely. 234 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,315 Really? What happened? 235 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,151 You know, I don't know. 236 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,287 Just not into it. It's just the holidays. 237 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,289 You okay? Want me to call a doctor? 238 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,358 I mean, I can get a doctor for you. 239 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,892 Yeah, okay. 240 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,260 Maybe you should tell her 241 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,329 To go easy on the trampy tangerine next time. 242 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,864 Yeah, I'll do that. 243 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,899 Wait! That's right. There won't be a next time. 244 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:35,967 That's not fair. 245 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,369 How is that not fair? 246 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:38,803 Every time I see you, you're with a different girl. 247 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,106 I didn't know you were keeping tabs. 248 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:44,075 Tabs? I can't even count that high. 249 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,077 [chuckles] 250 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,213 Someone's in a good mood for working graveyard. 251 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,281 Yeah, two more nights 252 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,183 And then hope and I are off to colorado. 253 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,219 Nice. 254 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,054 What about you? 255 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,056 You, um, have any holiday plans? 256 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,257 No. 257 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,059 I'm stickin' around here. 258 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,327 Hoping one of our regular singers 259 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,429 Indulges in a little too much holiday cheer 260 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,231 And I get the chance to sub-in. 261 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,199 Fingers crossed. 262 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,335 Thank you. 263 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,872 [♪] 264 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:23,248 [♪] 265 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,152 [door rattles] 266 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,222 [clears her throat] 267 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,825 Oh! Uh, mrs. C! 268 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,093 What a nice surprise. 269 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,062 Calvin... 270 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,797 I need the reindeer. 271 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,833 But they're just resting for their big night. 272 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,268 I promise, 273 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,170 You'll just drop me off and bring them right back. 274 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,971 Um, mrs. C, 275 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,107 You're kind of putting me in a tough position here 276 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,842 Because I'm still on probation for the reindeer racetrack, 277 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,744 And the-- and the whole bookie thing. 278 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:56,247 Well, you're already shoveling out the stables. 279 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,817 I mean, how much worse could things get? 280 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,019 That is a... A really good point. 281 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,755 Where you do you have to go in such a big hurry? 282 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:07,125 It's a little town called las veg-goss. 283 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,327 Oh! Las vegas? 284 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,130 Why-why-why-- why do you need to go there? 285 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,099 Someone there needs me, 286 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,034 And I'm going to try to make a difference. 287 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,069 W-what does the big guy think? 288 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,437 He doesn't know, 289 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,339 And that's the way that it's going to stay. 290 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,342 I doubt he'll even notice that I'm gone. 291 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,244 Hitch up the team. 292 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:30,048 I don't have much time. 293 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,383 Um... Mrs. C... 294 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,952 I really don't think 295 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,186 That you can go to vegas looking like that. 296 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,223 What's wrong with the way I look? 297 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,991 Just trust me on this one. 298 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,460 I just have to... 299 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,529 [♪] 300 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:48,299 A little magic sparkle-dust can go a long way. 301 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,934 How do you think santa gets his big butt 302 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,069 Down all those chimneys? 303 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,971 [gasps, reproachfully]: Calvin. 304 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,906 [♪] 305 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,308 Hmm... Maybe just a smidgen. 306 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,111 Careful! 307 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,113 Hmm... 308 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,048 [♪] 309 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:16,327 [♪] 310 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,303 [record scratches] 311 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,971 Whoa... 312 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,274 Oh, dear. Thank you. 313 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,576 I don't know how to walk in these strange shoes. 314 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,212 I'm usually wearing mukluks. 315 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,517 [♪] 316 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:54,165 [♪] 317 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,070 Thank you very much. 318 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,874 Good morning and welcome to the cascades. 319 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,442 Do you have a reservation today? 320 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:08,313 Well, actually, I guess I am beginning to have a few. 321 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,216 No, I mean, uh, for a room. 322 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,984 Oh, no, I'm sorry, I don't. 323 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,219 Oh, you're in luck. 324 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,353 We just had a cancellation. 325 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,254 What's your name? 326 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,455 Jessica. 327 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,057 Jessica... 328 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,392 Hello, jessica. 329 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,361 [giggles] 330 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,296 I'm also going to need your last name. 331 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,531 Oh, cla-- 332 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,299 Buffet. 333 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,168 [stops typing] 334 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,003 "clabuffet." 335 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,872 Jessica clabuffet. 336 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,408 It's french. 337 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,278 Is that with a "c" or a "k"? 338 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,447 Yes. 339 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,316 [♪] 340 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,553 [sniffs]: There is no reason to just give up 341 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:52,123 And abandon all personal hygiene. 342 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,893 I'm sure she'll be back soon. 343 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,495 What if she's left me for good? 344 00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:01,266 I can't believe I forgot our anniversary. 345 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,635 She went and made a beautiful, romantic dinner, 346 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,637 And I just fell asleep. 347 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,672 Don't take it so hard, 348 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,574 You're working round the clock 349 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,242 This time of year. 350 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,178 How could I be such a dummy? 351 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,413 Try not to worry. 352 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,448 I'm sure she'll be back soon. 353 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,318 Yikes! Look at the time! 354 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,987 I need you down in that workshop a.S.A.P! 355 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,323 I don't think so. 356 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,357 What? 357 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,593 That's not an option. Sir. 358 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,461 Now, you drink this cocoa, 359 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,930 You get yourself cleaned up, 360 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,197 And you meet me in that workshop 361 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,465 In 30 minutes. 362 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,534 [depressed sigh] 363 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,605 Bah! 364 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,141 This isn't how mrs. Claus makes cocoa. 365 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,712 [hissing] 366 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,148 There. 367 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:53,084 [grunts] 368 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,552 Want a little more? 369 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,321 -Yeah. -Yeah? 370 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,356 Top it off there for me. 371 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,525 Don't be stingy. 372 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,328 [♪] 373 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,499 May I help you? 374 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,502 Are you the keeper of the castle? 375 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,305 Um, I'm the concierge. 376 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,707 And your name is noelle? 377 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,976 Yep. 378 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,145 Why, you're exactly the person I'm looking for! 379 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,382 Oh, but is that a wedding ring? 380 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,985 Are you already married? 381 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,087 No, no, no. It's a-- it's a fake, 382 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:29,721 But it, uh, fends off the creeps. 383 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,122 Oh, thank goodness. 384 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,458 I thought I had the wrong person. 385 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,593 Is there something that I can do for you? 386 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,395 Oh, I hope so. 387 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,164 You see, I'm here to meet men. 388 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,500 Ah! Well, good for you. 389 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,635 Well, actually, just one. 390 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,371 That's all you need... 391 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,472 Right? 392 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,173 That's what they say, yeah. 393 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,475 I was just 394 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,378 Wanting to know what you looked for in a suitor. 395 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,613 Me? 396 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,315 I was very curious 397 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,350 As to know what qualities are important to you, 398 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,618 In a man. 399 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,653 Noelle? 400 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,423 Can you come see me when you, uh... 401 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,557 Have a minute? 402 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,593 Of course. 403 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,429 I'm sorry, that was my boss. 404 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,265 Oh. Might we be able to converse again later on? 405 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,467 Absolutely, and I would be happy 406 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,337 To direct you towards some hot singles spots. 407 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,806 Oh. I like it a little chilly. 408 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,643 I will see what I can do for you. 409 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,812 Thank you. 410 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,048 Adieu for now! 411 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,052 [♪] 412 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,390 What can I do for you, sir? 413 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,693 Who was that you were talking to? 414 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,063 Oh, just another woman 415 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,331 Hoping to find her prince charming. 416 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,566 Did you see 417 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,134 The size of that rock around her neck? 418 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,804 She must come from serious money. 419 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,539 Well, she seemed very sweet, sir. 420 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,507 She looked pretty sweet, too. 421 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:02,480 So, your santa-suit idea seems to be a real big hit. 422 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,282 The guests are really playing along. 423 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,084 You prime the pump with a little free play, 424 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,351 And next thing you know, 425 00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,754 The suckers are lining up at the atms. 426 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,090 [takes a shaky breath]: Um... 427 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:15,093 Speaking of money, it's December 20th. 428 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,495 Do you think that I might be seeing my christmas bonus, 429 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,331 You know, sometime before christmas? 430 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,599 What's the big hurry? 431 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,101 I need it 432 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,368 For first and last on a new apartment 433 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,403 I've just found. 434 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,571 Congratulations! 435 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,839 Thank you. 436 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,440 You've finally dug yourself out of that hole 437 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,808 Your ex left you in. 438 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,276 [knocking at door] 439 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,244 Yeah. 440 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,515 Got a minute? 441 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,218 Sure. 442 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,221 Sir, uh-- 443 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,590 Hey, um, try and get me that name 444 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,657 Of that hottie you were talking to. 445 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,725 Yes, sir. 446 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,529 That steps keeps-- can we fix that, please? 447 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,597 Yes, sir. 448 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,700 [roulette ball clacking] 449 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,535 What is it, evan? 450 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,303 Our guy struck again. 451 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,671 Damn it! What did he get this time? 452 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,273 Emerald bracelet. 453 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,574 The poor woman doesn't even know 454 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,809 When or how it left her wrist. 455 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,277 Whoever this guy is, 456 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,645 He must have lightning-fast fingers. 457 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,347 You want me to contact the las vegas pd? 458 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,382 No, no, let's solve this internally. 459 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,650 We don't want any bad publicity, 460 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,684 Especially during the holidays. 461 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,454 Okay, boss. I'll take care of it. 462 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,322 [♪] 463 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,491 He's just sitting there, like a pet rock! 464 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,226 We are falling behind schedule! 465 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,295 I need you to tell me where she went. 466 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,497 I told you. It's a secret! 467 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,399 You don't get it! 468 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,401 He can't function without her, 469 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,669 And I am starting to worry 470 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,237 That if mrs. Claus doesn't come back soon, 471 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,239 There isn't going to be a christmas this year! 472 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,941 And I am worried about what he's gonna do to me 473 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,776 When he finds out that I helped his wife skip town! 474 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:39,911 You did what? 475 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,680 [♪] 476 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:46,817 Where did she go, calvin? 477 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,653 She made me promise. 478 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,621 [♪] 479 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,523 Calvin? 480 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,392 Um... 481 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,661 She went to las vegas. 482 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,763 Las vegas? 483 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,466 What's in las vegas? 484 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:03,701 "what's in las vegas?" 485 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,937 One-armed bandits, beautiful show girls, 486 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,405 Free drinks... 487 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,539 It's the party capital of the world! 488 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,540 Shh! 489 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,409 That doesn't sound like her. 490 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,710 Why would she go there? 491 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,379 [♪] 492 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,482 Calvin... 493 00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:21,552 How would you like to clean up 494 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,422 Dancer's doo-doo for the rest of your life, hmm? 495 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,691 [♪] 496 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,759 She said something 497 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,861 About wanting to feel loved and appreciated. 498 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:31,963 I-- I-- [scoffs] 499 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,864 [♪] 500 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,900 Oh, this is a disaster. 501 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,371 Hitch up the team. 502 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,673 I'm going to las vegas. 503 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,942 Sir! No! That-that-that... 504 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,377 Is bad idea! 505 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,878 You can't leave! 506 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,448 If you do, christmas will be in jeopardy. 507 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,650 No, anika. 508 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,519 Without my jessica... 509 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,622 There is no christmas. 510 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,657 Hitch up the team. 511 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,325 Oh! And, uh... 512 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,893 Would you like some, uh, company 513 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,862 On that trip to las vegas? 514 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:05,896 I could be very useful. 515 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,965 Extra set of eyes 516 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,735 Might find mrs. Claus just that much faster. 517 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,603 You might be right. 518 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,838 Yes! 519 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,006 [snaps]: Now... 520 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,540 You listen to me! 521 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,409 You stay out of trouble. 522 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,710 You help him find mrs. C, 523 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,745 And then you bring them both back home. 524 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,313 You got that? 525 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,781 You have the cutest little dimple when you're bossy. 526 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,283 Not the time, calvin! 527 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,051 Okay. Oh-kay. 528 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,287 Now, keep this on at all times. 529 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,722 You've got 24 hours, tops. 530 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,691 If it takes any longer than that, 531 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:37,495 I fear for the children of the kingdom of tonga. 532 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,696 Hmm? 533 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,065 It's santa's first stop every year, 534 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,833 You nincompoop! 535 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:46,637 Oh... 536 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,872 I knew that. 537 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,707 You are so full of reindeer pellets, calvin! 538 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,043 [♪] 539 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,579 [sleigh bells jingling] 540 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,615 [calvin]: Would you look at that. 541 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,917 Isn't it beautiful? 542 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,752 Blitzen, take us to the hotel 543 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,554 Where you took mrs. Claus. 544 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,690 [blitzen roars] 545 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,825 Can't believe I finally get to spend some time in vegas! 546 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,528 [santa]: I just hope it doesn't take us too long to find her. 547 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,729 Oh, that's exac-- 548 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,397 That's exactly what I was thinking, sir. 549 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:21,706 [♪] 550 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,875 See? What did I tell ya, huh? 551 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,444 That sparkle-dust took 200 years of you, 552 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,611 And gave me human ears. 553 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:28,879 Yes, but calvin, I don't understand why 554 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:29,914 I had to cut my hair 555 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,582 And shave off 300 years of beard. 556 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,750 That's the new you! 557 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:33,751 Yeah, but what about these clothes? 558 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,019 Why can't I wear my own clothes? 559 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,654 Because you're a rock star! 560 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,022 You gotta be incognito, 561 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,423 Or you're gonna get mobbed everywhere you go, 562 00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,359 And then we're never gonna find mrs. C. 563 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,027 Okay. 564 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,129 [♪] 565 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:51,602 Hello! I was wondering if you could tell me 566 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,804 If someone named jessica claus is staying here? 567 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,106 She's the love of my life. 568 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:58,843 I'm sure she is, but that's against our policy. 569 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,077 Will you be checking in today? 570 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,479 Uh... 571 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,713 I believe so. 572 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,982 I don't suppose you could... 573 00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:07,585 Hook me up with a room upgrade? 574 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,787 Yeah. I, uh... 575 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,889 Think we can make that happen. 576 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:17,728 You gotta grease the wheels if you want them to go round. 577 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,829 Know what I mean? 578 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,865 Okay. Here we go. 579 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:21,999 How do you spell your name? 580 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,869 Oh, it's k-r-I-s, last name "claus." 581 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,170 C-l-a-u-s. 582 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,072 [chuckles]: That's funny, I get it, 583 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,976 But I will need your real name to check your reservation. 584 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,611 Oh, and if you want the free buffet, 585 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,146 You'll have to wear a santa suit. 586 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,114 [♪] 587 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:40,718 I'm sorry, I left mine at the north pole. 588 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,753 Oh, that's too bad. 589 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,021 But seriously, 590 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,723 I don't have a reservation for a kris claus, 591 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,024 And, unfortunately, we are booked solid 592 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,025 Through the holidays. 593 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,627 Okay. 594 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:50,728 [calvin clears his throat]: Excuse me. 595 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,663 I don't think you know who this man is, 596 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:56,901 But he is the world's most famous toymaker 597 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,736 And distributor. 598 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,772 Uh, excuse me... Hi. 599 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:05,509 My name is duncan kirby. I'm the casino manager. 600 00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:07,578 [bills rustling] how can I help you? 601 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,180 Me and the boss need a room. 602 00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:10,948 [keys clacking] that shouldn't be a problem. 603 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,017 Oh, look-- [whacks key] ...At that. 604 00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,585 Something just popped up! 605 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,454 Oh! Huh! 606 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:19,056 We've got a high-roller suite available. 607 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,758 Complimentary, of course. 608 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,693 Wow! High-roller suite? 609 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:24,628 Sounds like it'll work. 610 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,464 Perfect! 611 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,132 [flourish plays] 612 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,800 And... Perfect. 613 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,702 Just this way. 614 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,904 Where did all of that money come from? 615 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,473 Stocking stuffer room. 616 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:36,740 The stuffer-- that money is for the children! 617 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:37,942 Oh, don't worry about it. 618 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,009 We'll make it back at the tables. 619 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,811 Where are you gentlemen from? 620 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,880 Way up north. 621 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,048 Mm. Canada? 622 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,484 Ah, further than that. 623 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:47,952 [♪] 624 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,887 Wait until you see the women in the high-limit lounge. 625 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,789 Trust me. And, uh, gentlemen, 626 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,491 If you do need a line of credit, 627 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:56,026 I'd be happy to set that up for you. 628 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,828 Here we are. 629 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:58,996 Do you know that you were always on the "naughty" list 630 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,164 As a little boy? 631 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,967 Well, I guess some things never change. 632 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,769 [entry pad beeps] 633 00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:07,805 After you. 634 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,707 And... Voila. 635 00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:14,178 [♪] 636 00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:18,182 I'll arrange for a personal concierge 637 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,149 To be at your disposal, 638 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:20,651 24-7. 639 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,920 Anything you need, just let us know. 640 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,055 Oh, well, can you help me find mrs. Claus? 641 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,525 This is vegas! 642 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:29,994 There's a "mrs. Claus" around every corner. 643 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,262 [chuckling slyly] 644 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:34,064 I'm sorry. I'm afraid I don't follow. 645 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,266 Look at this place! 646 00:25:35,268 --> 00:25:37,868 [calvin giggles giddily] 647 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,770 I think you're really gonna enjoy it here. 648 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,071 Good luck at the tables. 649 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,607 Uh, hold on a second. 650 00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:46,977 I got this. 651 00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:52,950 Oh. 652 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:54,818 Thank you. 653 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,287 [♪] 654 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,855 -What was that for? -Well, you gotta 655 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,156 Grease the wheels if you want 'em to go round. 656 00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:01,191 Oh, yeah, you know, on christmas eve, 657 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,893 When you need a little extra from the reindeer, 658 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,895 So you give 'em one of mrs. Claus's special cookies? 659 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:05,996 Yeah. 660 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,298 Yeah. It's like that around here. 661 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,033 Now what are you doing? 662 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:10,935 We don't want to be rude, 663 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:14,104 Okay, look, calvin, I want to go find mrs. Claus, okay? 664 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:15,906 Okay. Okay, just let me wet my whistle. 665 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,775 [slurps, coughs and gasps] 666 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:18,909 Aw, it's bubbly! 667 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,177 She could be anywhere out there. 668 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:21,779 Where do you think we should start? 669 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,914 Well, let's start at the slots, 670 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,116 And then make our way to the tables. 671 00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:31,655 [♪] 672 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:35,059 Well, look who it is! My favorite customer. 673 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,927 Hi, myles. 674 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,029 Mom's having an "important" conversation with duncan. 675 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:40,965 Well, this is my lucky day. You feeling shirley temple, 676 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,900 Or you wanna do something a little stronger? 677 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:45,970 Stronger. Think I just bombed my spelling test. 678 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,371 Oh! No way. 679 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:50,207 Did you know "weird" is spelled "w-e-I" and not "w-I-e"? 680 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:52,710 Yeah, I think I knew that. 681 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,211 Well, I didn't! 682 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:56,080 Don't make me learn rules like "I-before-e except after c" 683 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,015 If they're not going to hold up when it counts. 684 00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,383 Okay, all right, say no more. 685 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:02,052 One roy rogers, coming up, okay? 686 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,955 [background music playing] 687 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:07,024 [♪] 688 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:09,259 Enemy at the gate! 689 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:12,863 Stay here until the coast is clear. 690 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,865 [♪] 691 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,234 Hey. How's it going? 692 00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:21,038 [♪] 693 00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:28,979 Good day. Kind sir? 694 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,381 -I just-- -can we have another round? 695 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:31,749 ...Flew in yesterday... 696 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:33,250 I'll just be with you in one second. 697 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:34,418 -Barkeeper? Surely. 698 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,987 Trouble at the tables? 699 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,189 [gasps]: Well, hello there! 700 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:42,059 Oh, I just love serendipity. 701 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,395 I don't know that game. 702 00:27:44,397 --> 00:27:46,196 Craps offers the best odds in the house. 703 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,931 "craps"? 704 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:49,967 If that's not your thing, blackjack's good, too, 705 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:52,102 But stay away from ricardo. 706 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:56,106 He's been dealing himself nothing but "21"s all week. 707 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:58,375 I put in for time off three months ago! 708 00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:00,244 Okay? And I promised my daughter 709 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,812 She'd finally see snow. 710 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:05,449 Hey, no one makes people happier than you, 711 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:07,851 And happy people spend money. 712 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,319 Okay, do me this little favor, 713 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:11,855 I'll double your christmas bonus. 714 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:14,825 So, what, I'm supposed to 715 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,160 Spend christmas in a casino? 716 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:18,128 Okay, I'll make it easy for you. 717 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,263 I'll set you up in a suite 718 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,832 Right across the hall from the client. 719 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,701 What about hope? 720 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,135 She practically lives here anyway! 721 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:28,105 Okay, but I will not 722 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:30,274 Miss her christmas concert tomorrow night. 723 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,408 Done. This guy came in here 724 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:32,910 With a sackful of cash. 725 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,812 I need you to make sure it stays here. 726 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:40,284 Thanks. 727 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:42,352 ♪ silent night 728 00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:46,090 ♪ holy night 729 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,958 This is wonderful. 730 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,393 I'd like to go "all in" now. 731 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,995 Oh, no, no, no, no! You can't do that. 732 00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:53,263 You have to keep a poker face. 733 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:54,998 Poker face? What's that? 734 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,734 Watch me. 735 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,240 Hmm! 736 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,309 Now you try. 737 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:10,214 ♪ holy infant so tender and mild ♪ 738 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,449 ♪ sleep 739 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,752 ♪ in heavenly peace 740 00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:15,753 No? 741 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:18,021 Maybe poker's not your game. 742 00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:19,256 ♪ sleep 743 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,125 But you're naturally lucky. 744 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,259 [gasps] 745 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,527 If I were you, 746 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:24,995 I'd go to that roulette table 747 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,463 And throw some dough down on red. 748 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,398 Red is definitely your color. 749 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,434 Cookie dough? 750 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:34,071 "dough." 751 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,506 Yeah, I'd listen to her. 752 00:29:35,508 --> 00:29:37,374 She knows what she's talking about. 753 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,376 Maybe you're right. 754 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,145 Wish me luck. 755 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:43,113 Good luck. 756 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,449 Oh, wait! That's-- that's mine. 757 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:48,185 Givin' away my tips! 758 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,254 Come on, bunny, it's time to go. 759 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,389 One sec! I just need to finish my cocktail first. 760 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:53,991 "mocktail." 761 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,425 Cola and grenadine, with extra cherries. 762 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,294 We had a rough day. 763 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,529 [clink] 764 00:29:58,531 --> 00:30:00,030 Mm. Join the club. 765 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,265 You look like you could use a drink. 766 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:02,966 Yeah. [sighs heavily] 767 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,168 I am seriously 768 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:05,402 At the end of my rope here. 769 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,837 I mean, with work, 770 00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:09,540 The trailer park, the holidays... 771 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,008 Well, you know what they say. 772 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,442 When you're at the end of your rope, 773 00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:14,311 Tie a knot and hang on. 774 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,412 That's ashley! 775 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,581 I gotta talk to her 776 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,283 About the pittsburgh-cinci game on Sunday! 777 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,450 -Okay, but stay close. 778 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:21,418 Okay. Yeah. I got it! Hey, ashley. Wait up! 779 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:28,158 I am a terrible mother. [sighing] 780 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,459 Oh, come on! 781 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:30,894 Hope's a great kid. 782 00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:32,296 She's lucky to have you as a mom. 783 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,497 Yeah, well, she's gonna hate me now. 784 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:34,565 I have to work over the holidays 785 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,066 And ruin her christmas. 786 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,268 Ouch. 787 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:40,904 Could you do me a favor? 788 00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:43,207 Try to find out what she asked santa for? 789 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:45,843 Will do. 790 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,144 Can I have my check, please? 791 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:49,580 Yeah. Sure. 792 00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:51,415 [♪] 793 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,550 Just charge it to room 1503. 794 00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,385 It has an amazing view... 795 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,287 [punching keys] 796 00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:58,422 You should come check it out. 797 00:30:58,424 --> 00:31:00,057 [receipt printing] 798 00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:03,894 [♪] 799 00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,069 [chuckles awkwardly] 800 00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:15,639 She's got an amazing view, so. 801 00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:18,575 Act normal! The heat is on my tail. 802 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:21,612 [♪] 803 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:25,349 [together]: Hey, evan. 804 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,119 [♪] 805 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:31,488 I swear, if I can get her through grade school 806 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:32,556 Without a rap sheet, 807 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:34,124 I will be mother of the year. 808 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:44,635 [♪] 809 00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:49,606 [communicator ringing]: ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells 810 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,441 ♪ jingle all the way-- [beep] 811 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:52,976 -Any luck yet? - Uh, nope. Not yet. 812 00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:55,245 My new friend, ricardo, here keeps pulling "21"s. 813 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,581 I'm talking about finding mrs. C? 814 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:58,916 Oh, that. Uh, no. 815 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,384 Listen to me. 816 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:03,353 Christmas eve is 52 hours and 14 minutes away, 817 00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:06,323 And we are going to have an elfin' mutiny on our hands 818 00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:07,457 If you don't get santa back here, 819 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,259 A.S.A.P. 820 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,227 [calvin imitates static] 821 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:11,361 What? I can't-- shh-kk-- 822 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,596 What? 823 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,197 What's that? I c-couldn't make-- 824 00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:15,332 Calvin? 825 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:17,000 -Stop it! -Ah-- n-- uh-- [beep] 826 00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:21,605 It's my... Mom. 827 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,973 She's crazy. 828 00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,408 Heh. What're you gonna-- 829 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:26,476 I can't find her anywhere. 830 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:27,444 What's this? What are you wearing now? 831 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,612 Oh? You like it? 832 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,047 Just trying to blend in a little. 833 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,214 Calvin, I don't see what any of this has to do 834 00:32:31,216 --> 00:32:32,716 With finding mrs. Claus. 835 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:34,685 Oh, I just think if we stay in one place for a little while, 836 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,687 Then we have a better chance of spotting her. 837 00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:38,622 -See you in a bit. -Mr. C! Oh. I gotta go. 838 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:41,224 [♪] 839 00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:49,232 Hey. 840 00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:51,068 You sure you don't want 841 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:53,036 To go to grandma and grandpa's on your own? 842 00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:56,106 Your cousins will be there. 843 00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:58,475 I don't want you to be alone on christmas. 844 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,752 You are so sweet. 845 00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:12,055 It's nice... 846 00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:15,525 It just doesn't feel very christmas-y in here. 847 00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:19,429 Well, then, we'll get a tree and decorations. 848 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,431 How about that? Yeah? 849 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:23,300 Okay. 850 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:25,569 Do you want to stay here and watch a movie, 851 00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:27,037 Or come to my desk and draw pictures? 852 00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:28,538 Is myles still working? 853 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,641 You know, um... 854 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,710 I don't know. 855 00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:37,581 You like him, huh? 856 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,649 Of course. What am I saying? 857 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,152 All the girls like myles! 858 00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:45,355 Want an elf kiss? 859 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,291 [♪] 860 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:52,696 You're a good girl. 861 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,231 [♪] 862 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:58,101 So, who here is single and looking for love? 863 00:33:58,103 --> 00:33:59,369 [guys all affirming and laughing] 864 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,638 Wonderful! 865 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,807 So, tonight, I'm having a party in my room. 866 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:06,676 Room 1512, 10:00, sharp. 867 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:09,613 It promises to be a sparkling affair! 868 00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:11,782 See you there! 869 00:34:11,784 --> 00:34:13,417 Bring your smiles! 870 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:14,751 [men chuckling] 871 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,186 How is everything? 872 00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:17,687 Are you enjoying the food I sent up? 873 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,189 Yes, it's wonderful. 874 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:20,724 [bellows]: Thank you! 875 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,392 You're welcome. 876 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,661 May I ask you what kind of business you're in, 877 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:26,496 Mr. Claus? 878 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,165 Oh! Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a business. 879 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,199 You see, every year at christmas, 880 00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:30,367 I travel the world, 881 00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:31,701 Bringing joy to millions of-- 882 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:33,703 Toys! He's in toys. 883 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,806 Toys? 884 00:34:35,808 --> 00:34:39,142 Wow! This must be a very busy time of year for you. 885 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,611 Oh, ho, ho! The busiest. 886 00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:42,779 Is there anything I can get for you while you're here? 887 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:45,615 Show tickets? Dinner reservations? 888 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,084 Oh, thank you. No. 889 00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:49,286 I'm just here trying to find my wife, 890 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:52,089 So that's, uh, pretty much all I'm thinkin' about. 891 00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:53,824 I see. 892 00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:56,593 Well, if there's anything I can-- 893 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,295 Wow! This is delicious. 894 00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:01,164 [smacking] what is this I'm eating? 895 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:02,466 [♪] 896 00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:03,834 Uh... 897 00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:06,369 Let's take a look. 898 00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:09,806 That is our wild game plate. 899 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,142 Let's see. We have... 900 00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:14,511 Bison, wild boar... 901 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:16,546 And that there is venison. 902 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,515 [gagging] venison? 903 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:19,783 Deer meat. 904 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,452 [calvin]: Oh! 905 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:23,620 [starts gagging] 906 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,655 [retching] 907 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,224 Uh... 908 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:29,159 Mr. Claus, I'm staying in the room across the hall. 909 00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:31,528 If you need anything, please let me know, 910 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,563 And good luck finding your wife. 911 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:34,865 Thank you. 912 00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:36,133 [calvin retching loudly] 913 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:37,634 Oh, pardon me. 914 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,536 I guess now's the right time to grease the wheel? 915 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:40,904 Oh. 916 00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:42,539 Thank you. 917 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:46,543 Thank you, mr. Claus. That's very generous. 918 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:48,778 [calvin continues gagging] 919 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:52,916 [calvin cries out]: What if that was rudolph's cousin? 920 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,153 Hey, jessica! 921 00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:57,220 How'd you do at roulette? 922 00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:59,156 Oh, hope. 923 00:35:59,158 --> 00:36:01,324 You were so right. Red is my color. 924 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:02,626 I knew you were a lucky lady 925 00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:03,894 The minute we met. 926 00:36:03,896 --> 00:36:05,162 [mrs. Claus laughs] 927 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:06,263 Be careful. 928 00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:07,631 One day you're up, 929 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:08,765 And the next day, 930 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:10,433 You're out on the street corner, 931 00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:11,902 Carrying a big cardboard sign. 932 00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:14,237 Two virgin peppermintinis, 933 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,906 On the house. 934 00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:17,240 Why, thank you! 935 00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:20,911 Myles wants to be a famous singer. 936 00:36:20,913 --> 00:36:22,279 That's the plan. 937 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:23,680 Sounds like a good one. 938 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,649 By the way... 939 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,951 Thanks for the loan. 940 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:30,921 Thank you. [taps chip] 941 00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:33,456 [♪] 942 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,726 So what's the problem? 943 00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:38,228 You seem a little sad 944 00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,663 For someone who's been beating the house. 945 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:43,200 Um, to be honest, I guess I am. 946 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,670 You see, someone I love very much 947 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,939 Barely notices me anymore, 948 00:36:48,941 --> 00:36:51,708 And I just wish, more than anything, 949 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,811 That he would open his heart and look me in the eyes 950 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,280 And tell me that he still loves me. 951 00:36:57,282 --> 00:36:57,948 You know what I mean? 952 00:36:57,950 --> 00:36:59,282 Kinda. 953 00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:01,284 [laughs] 954 00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:03,887 Silly me. What about you? 955 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:05,255 Are you excited for christmas? 956 00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:06,756 Yeah, except for 957 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,558 I'm pretty nervous about tomorrow night. 958 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,926 How come? 959 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:11,361 It's the holiday pageant 960 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:12,729 At my school, 961 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,731 And I have to sing a christmas song. 962 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:17,334 But that sounds like so much fun! 963 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:20,337 Well, not really. It's actually pretty scary. 964 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:22,706 But christmas is still my favorite holiday. 965 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:26,876 People really appreciate each other at christmastime. 966 00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:28,945 [♪] 967 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,580 Psst! 968 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:34,017 [♪] 969 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,385 Come on, auntie! 970 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,420 Let me show you around. 971 00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:40,890 [♪] 972 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:50,600 [♪] 973 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,370 Oh, boy. He's seen better days. 974 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:54,671 Can I get you anything else? 975 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:56,306 Uh, thank you. 976 00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:57,741 Actually, myles... 977 00:37:57,743 --> 00:38:00,744 I'm having a little party in my hotel room tonight, 978 00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:02,946 And I was wondering if you could bartend? 979 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,814 Yeah. I could do that for you. 980 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:06,416 Great! 981 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:07,851 Starts around 10:00. I know, it's kind of late. 982 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,786 This is vegas, that's early. 983 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,955 Mm! 984 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,290 Noelle! 985 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:15,659 Noelle? Hi, noelle! 986 00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:16,926 Remember me, jessica? 987 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:19,029 Of course. How is everything? 988 00:38:19,031 --> 00:38:21,031 Are you enjoying yourself so far? 989 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:22,666 Oh, I certainly am. 990 00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:24,834 Would you like to sit and partake with me? 991 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,970 You know what? 992 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,571 I can't, I'm still on the clock. 993 00:38:28,573 --> 00:38:31,007 Oh. Well, would it be all right, then, 994 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:33,310 If I accompanied you just for a minute? 995 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:34,978 Of course! 996 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,913 Great! 997 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:38,815 Myles, can you please save all of these 998 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,317 For me? 999 00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:43,386 Yeah! No, they'll be under my protection. 1000 00:38:43,388 --> 00:38:45,088 Thanks! 1001 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,990 So where are we going? 1002 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,426 Uh, well, the... Lobby. 1003 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,861 Oh! What is a lobby? 1004 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:54,698 So let's talk about men. 1005 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:58,001 I'm still curious to hear what qualities 1006 00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,337 Your ideal suitor would have. 1007 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:02,672 Um, you're asking the wrong person. 1008 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,007 I really don't date that much. 1009 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,041 Oh! Well, why not? 1010 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,609 Let's just say 1011 00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:09,579 I've had some bad experiences in the past, 1012 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,781 And I'm not too anxious to repeat them. 1013 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:13,616 Oh, everyone makes mistakes! 1014 00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:16,119 That's why they put erasers on pencils. 1015 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,121 I'll have to remember that one. 1016 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:21,124 So tell me about your ideal man. 1017 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:23,860 I don't know what you want me to say. 1018 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:24,961 It's not like 1019 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,763 I have some sort of list prepared. 1020 00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:28,732 Well, just try. 1021 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:30,633 If you had your wish, 1022 00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:33,503 What type of gentleman would be courting you? 1023 00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:36,406 Okay. Um, well... 1024 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:39,676 He's gotta be able to make me laugh. 1025 00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:42,645 And he's got to have a good heart. 1026 00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:44,848 And he's got to know the difference 1027 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:47,150 Between a flat-head and a phillips screwdriver. 1028 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:48,752 And you know what? 1029 00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:50,453 I'd like to find someone 1030 00:39:50,455 --> 00:39:52,122 Who still sees a shooting star 1031 00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:53,923 And thinks he can make a wish. 1032 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:54,991 Oh, that's nice. 1033 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:57,127 What else? 1034 00:39:57,129 --> 00:39:58,928 He's got to see hope 1035 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,063 As the best part of the package, 1036 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:02,132 And not the baggage, you know? 1037 00:40:02,134 --> 00:40:04,067 And most importantly, 1038 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,770 Hope's got to like him, too. 1039 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,738 Well, I can see that you haven't 1040 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,807 Put any thought into this at all! 1041 00:40:12,443 --> 00:40:14,577 Christmas is a magical time. 1042 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,746 Maybe you'll meet him soon! 1043 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,015 Maybe. 1044 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,050 I've got to get back to work now. 1045 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,153 Oh. Okay. 1046 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,190 Toodle-oo! 1047 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:28,792 [machine beeps and whirs] 1048 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:30,493 Whoo! Hah! 1049 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:32,662 Did you see how much I won! 1050 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:34,097 I don't see her anywhere. 1051 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:35,498 You know what? 1052 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,167 I'm gonna check the lobby again. 1053 00:40:37,169 --> 00:40:39,969 [slurping] 1054 00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:42,539 [communicator ringing]: ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells 1055 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:43,940 ♪ jingle all the way 1056 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,175 ♪ jingle bells, jingle b-- ♪[beep] 1057 00:40:45,177 --> 00:40:46,943 [anika]: Please tell me you've found her. 1058 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,512 Not yet. We're still looking everywhere. 1059 00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:50,914 You're going to ruin christmas! 1060 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,882 You know that, right? 1061 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:56,119 You do realize I can see you? 1062 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,787 -Well, now you see me-- - calvin! 1063 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:58,955 ...Now you don't. [beep] 1064 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,457 [duncan]: Talk to me. 1065 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:02,058 We've been reviewing security footage 1066 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:03,526 And we've noticed something suspicious. 1067 00:41:03,528 --> 00:41:04,794 What is it? 1068 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,162 All the women had interaction 1069 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:08,832 With one particular man during their stay. 1070 00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:09,732 Oh? 1071 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:10,967 Randy, the bell-hop. 1072 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,569 We got to keep an eye on that kid. 1073 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,070 Have you done a security check? 1074 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,171 He's clean. No priors. 1075 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:16,573 Not even a ticket for jaywalking. 1076 00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:17,974 All right, well, keep at it, evan knight. 1077 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,042 I have full confidence 1078 00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:20,143 You'll be able to find the culprit. 1079 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:22,245 Thank you, sir. 1080 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:24,147 She's not in the lobby. 1081 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:26,783 You know where we haven't tried yet? 1082 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:27,884 Baccarat! 1083 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:30,620 Calvin, I have to be honest with you. 1084 00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:32,255 I've known mrs. Claus for 500 years. 1085 00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:33,556 I just don't think 1086 00:41:33,558 --> 00:41:35,492 She's into all of this gambling. 1087 00:41:35,494 --> 00:41:36,726 All right, baby! 1088 00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:38,528 Mama needs a new pair of mukluks! 1089 00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:39,963 [shrieking wildly] 1090 00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:44,234 [all cheering] 1091 00:41:44,236 --> 00:41:47,003 [cheering continues] 1092 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,771 Jess? 1093 00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:50,173 [mrs. Claus cheering] 1094 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:51,841 Is that my jessica? 1095 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:55,178 Oh! This is more fun than reindeer games! 1096 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,947 Oh, thank christmas! It's really her! 1097 00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:01,284 If I roll a hard eight on this one, 1098 00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:02,919 All of you single men 1099 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:06,523 Must come to my room for a party, tonight! 1100 00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:08,525 [men cheering and hooting] 1101 00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:10,960 [commotion continues] 1102 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,197 [♪] 1103 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,266 [loud cheering] 1104 00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:20,003 [♪] 1105 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:25,875 Maybe it's not as bad as it looks. 1106 00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:30,313 [loud chatter and commotion] 1107 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,883 Everybody, come to my room! 1108 00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:41,658 [♪] 1109 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,193 Wait! Hold on, boss! 1110 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,996 Oh, dear. Have I done something wrong? 1111 00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:48,631 No. No, no. Not at all. 1112 00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:49,799 I just wanted to make sure 1113 00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:51,034 That you were being well taken care of. 1114 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,168 Please. 1115 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:55,038 Oh, yes, everyone has been so agreeable. 1116 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,906 Well, I'm glad to hear that. 1117 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:59,909 And, um, you are in vegas 1118 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,645 By yourself, aren't you? 1119 00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:04,180 Yes. 1120 00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:06,249 But I swear, it feels as if 1121 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,685 I haven't been alone even for a minute. 1122 00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:10,219 Well, you're a beautiful woman. 1123 00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,255 I'm not surprised. 1124 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:14,857 [♪] 1125 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,293 Here you go. 1126 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,929 Wow. Would you... Ahh. 1127 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:22,732 You have a gorgeous neckline. 1128 00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:25,702 Do you have dinner plans tonight? 1129 00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:28,638 No, I don't. 1130 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,940 Well, perhaps you would allow me to escort you 1131 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,375 To one of our finest restaurants? 1132 00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:36,646 Why, I haven't been asked to dinner in... 1133 00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:38,114 Ages. 1134 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,682 Yes. 1135 00:43:39,684 --> 00:43:41,351 That would be lovely. Thank you. 1136 00:43:41,353 --> 00:43:43,653 By the way, how are you with tools? 1137 00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:44,921 [coughs] 1138 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:46,623 Um... 1139 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:49,225 Let's just say I... 1140 00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:51,060 Know my way around the tool shed. 1141 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:55,098 So would you like to come to my room after dinner 1142 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,232 For a little get-together? 1143 00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:57,900 Wow! [chuckles] 1144 00:43:57,902 --> 00:43:59,369 You're a naughty girl, aren't you? 1145 00:43:59,371 --> 00:44:02,071 Naughty? No, never. 1146 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:03,940 [playing along]: Huh? 1147 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:04,874 No. Never. 1148 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,709 Whatever you say. 1149 00:44:06,711 --> 00:44:08,411 I haven't seen mrs. Claus looking that happy 1150 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:09,979 In quite some time. 1151 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,180 It's vegas! 1152 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,949 They pump happiness through the air vents. 1153 00:44:12,951 --> 00:44:14,117 It's not working on me. 1154 00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:15,184 So that's it? 1155 00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:17,253 You're just gonna call it quits? 1156 00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:21,391 I may have lost my wife, but I can still save christmas. 1157 00:44:21,393 --> 00:44:23,092 But if you get on that sleigh, you may never see her again. 1158 00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:24,394 Is that want you want? 1159 00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:26,295 I mean, let's face it, after centuries together, 1160 00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:27,697 You got a little complacent 1161 00:44:27,699 --> 00:44:29,932 And-and predictable, and she got bored. 1162 00:44:31,702 --> 00:44:34,037 She told you that? 1163 00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:35,204 She didn't have to. 1164 00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:36,739 You're not exactly mr. Spontaneity. 1165 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:38,074 I happen to have 1166 00:44:38,076 --> 00:44:39,942 A lot of important responsibilities, calvin. 1167 00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:41,077 I know that. 1168 00:44:41,079 --> 00:44:42,245 And your heart's in the right place, 1169 00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:43,680 Thinking about the kids, 1170 00:44:43,682 --> 00:44:45,048 But, sometimes, I wonder if you know 1171 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:46,049 How good you have it, being married to mrs. C. 1172 00:44:46,051 --> 00:44:48,117 [♪] 1173 00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:51,154 So what do I do? 1174 00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:52,789 You gotta win her back! 1175 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:54,357 You gotta woo her all over again. 1176 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:55,958 You have to be the guy that you were all those years ago 1177 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,093 When she fell in love with you. 1178 00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:59,429 How do I do that? 1179 00:44:59,431 --> 00:45:02,098 Don't worry about it. I'm on the case! 1180 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,834 You stay here, unpack your bags. I'll be right back. 1181 00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:08,905 [door opens and shuts] 1182 00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:13,876 Aw, sugar cookies! 1183 00:45:15,145 --> 00:45:17,747 [♪] 1184 00:45:25,122 --> 00:45:26,489 [knocking] 1185 00:45:26,491 --> 00:45:28,991 [locks turning] 1186 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:32,862 Oh! Ho, ho, ho. 1187 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,263 Who are you? 1188 00:45:34,265 --> 00:45:36,199 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was noelle's room. 1189 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:37,400 She's my mom. 1190 00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:40,136 Are you the rich nutjob from across the hall? 1191 00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:43,873 Yes. I suppose that's me. 1192 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,174 I guess that's me, yes. Is she here? 1193 00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:47,076 She's at the concierge desk. 1194 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,311 Okay. Where's that? 1195 00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:50,379 [sighs]: Okay, follow me. 1196 00:45:50,381 --> 00:45:51,414 Okay. 1197 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,483 [♪] 1198 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,754 [ice clinks] 1199 00:45:57,756 --> 00:46:00,022 I'm not comfortable with this, sir. 1200 00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:01,524 We're not giving him 1201 00:46:01,526 --> 00:46:03,993 A $5,000-a-night penthouse suite 1202 00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:06,195 So he can wallow around in self-pity. 1203 00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:07,797 He's not gambling 1204 00:46:07,799 --> 00:46:09,499 Because he came here to find his wife. 1205 00:46:09,501 --> 00:46:11,100 Whatever! 1206 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,102 Make the call. 1207 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:16,038 Give the man a break, okay? He's distraught. 1208 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,940 All the more reason to make the call! 1209 00:46:20,144 --> 00:46:22,245 I'm sorry, but I can't do this. 1210 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:24,380 I've had to do some pretty messed-up things 1211 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:25,381 In this job, 1212 00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:28,084 But this is where I draw the line. 1213 00:46:29,386 --> 00:46:31,354 [♪] 1214 00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:33,289 Okay. 1215 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,925 [♪] 1216 00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:47,236 Ginger? It's duncan over at the cascades. 1217 00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:48,905 How are you? Good, good. 1218 00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,940 I have a bit of a dilemma. 1219 00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:54,544 I have a guest who is in need of a little "ho-ho-ho," 1220 00:46:54,546 --> 00:46:56,412 If you know what I mean. 1221 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:57,814 [chuckles] 1222 00:46:57,816 --> 00:47:00,149 Exactly. 1223 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:04,854 Might roxanna or brandy be available? 1224 00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:10,459 Perfect. 1225 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:18,868 All I'm saying is that 1226 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,837 You have to be willing to open your heart, 1227 00:47:20,839 --> 00:47:22,138 Look her in the eyes, 1228 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:24,140 And tell her everything she means to you. 1229 00:47:24,142 --> 00:47:27,109 That's how you win her back. 1230 00:47:27,111 --> 00:47:28,311 You're only seven years old. 1231 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:29,612 How do you know so much about this stuff? 1232 00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:31,547 I live in vegas. 1233 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:33,349 I hear things. 1234 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,351 Hi, mom! 1235 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:39,388 Hope, honey, what are you doing down here? 1236 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:41,123 He didn't know where the concierge desk was, 1237 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:42,391 So I had to show him. 1238 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:44,260 I'm sorry, she's not usually with me at work. 1239 00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:47,129 It's okay, mom. I gave him really good advice. 1240 00:47:47,131 --> 00:47:48,264 Oh, ho, ho! 1241 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:49,866 She certainly did. 1242 00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:51,534 Honey, could you just please go back up to our room? 1243 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,336 Without any pit-stops. 1244 00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:55,972 Fine. Okay. Bye, kris! 1245 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:57,006 Bye, hope. 1246 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:58,207 Thanks for the help. 1247 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,143 She's a really smart kid. 1248 00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:03,479 Yeah, sometimes, I think too smart. 1249 00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:06,549 So how are you doing? 1250 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:10,419 Still worried about your wife all alone here in vegas? 1251 00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:15,358 Now this one will assess your ability 1252 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,526 At finding things in the dark. 1253 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,029 Go! 1254 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:22,131 [men murmuring] 1255 00:48:24,301 --> 00:48:25,468 This isn't exactly 1256 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:27,436 What I had in mind when she said 1257 00:48:27,438 --> 00:48:29,605 There'd be a blindfold involved. 1258 00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:30,973 And it ain't the kind of "tail" 1259 00:48:30,975 --> 00:48:32,575 I was expecting, either. 1260 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:33,943 [knocking at door] 1261 00:48:33,945 --> 00:48:36,445 All right, merry gentlemen, 1262 00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:38,648 Now, all of you, make sure you have your candy canes out 1263 00:48:38,650 --> 00:48:40,683 When noelle enters. 1264 00:48:40,685 --> 00:48:42,985 [disgruntled chatter] 1265 00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:46,055 [♪] 1266 00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:47,189 [mrs. Claus]: Hi, noelle! 1267 00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:48,591 [noelle]: Is everything alright? 1268 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:49,592 [men whistling] 1269 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:51,327 It's a party! 1270 00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:54,030 And you are the guest of honor. 1271 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:58,467 Me? I'm sorry. Why-- why me? 1272 00:48:58,469 --> 00:49:01,103 Because I need to help you find a nice man. 1273 00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,039 [bored guy]: Get this party started. 1274 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:04,473 Oh, um... 1275 00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:06,609 God, jessica, that is really, really sweet, 1276 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,946 But I'm working right now, and I-I can't stay. 1277 00:49:09,948 --> 00:49:11,681 Oh, no, no, no. I won't hear of it. 1278 00:49:11,683 --> 00:49:13,382 Just think about it. 1279 00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:14,951 Maybe your future husband 1280 00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:16,652 Is right here, in this room. 1281 00:49:16,654 --> 00:49:18,621 Wow! 1282 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,323 All right, everyone, allow me 1283 00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:23,426 The honor of introducing miss noelle jenkins. 1284 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:24,994 [guys]: Hey. 1285 00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:26,529 [mrs. Claus]: Noelle will go around the room 1286 00:49:26,531 --> 00:49:27,997 And make all of your acquaintances. 1287 00:49:27,999 --> 00:49:30,366 If she grabs your candy cane, congratulations, 1288 00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:31,667 You've made it to the next round. 1289 00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:33,703 If not, no hard feelings, but... 1290 00:49:33,705 --> 00:49:35,638 There's the door. 1291 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,708 Get ready! You might be the one. 1292 00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:40,009 [men murmuring] 1293 00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:41,510 [nervous chuckle] 1294 00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:43,479 Actually, you know what? I think I just-- 1295 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:45,381 I gotta go have a drink, real quick. 1296 00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:47,583 Oh, yeah, I recommend the peppermintini. 1297 00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:49,719 Myles! Take care of her! 1298 00:49:49,721 --> 00:49:51,988 Did you know about this? 1299 00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:53,322 No, no, I had no idea. 1300 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:57,460 She just asked me to bartend, that's it. 1301 00:49:57,462 --> 00:49:58,594 But you know what? 1302 00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,730 Now that I'm here, I ain't leaving. 1303 00:50:00,732 --> 00:50:03,065 You have got to get me out of here! 1304 00:50:03,067 --> 00:50:04,433 How? 1305 00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:05,468 I don't know. 1306 00:50:05,470 --> 00:50:06,602 Think of something. 1307 00:50:06,604 --> 00:50:09,472 Please? I'll owe you. Big-time, okay? 1308 00:50:09,474 --> 00:50:12,008 [♪] 1309 00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:17,646 [♪] 1310 00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:19,448 How are ya? 1311 00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:23,619 Here, drink this. 1312 00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:26,222 [♪] 1313 00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:29,492 I don't think getting me drunk is the answer. 1314 00:50:29,494 --> 00:50:33,062 You're allergic to raspberries. 1315 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,630 [♪] 1316 00:50:34,632 --> 00:50:36,165 Remember? 1317 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:38,467 Yes! 1318 00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:40,703 Perfect. 1319 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:42,071 [♪] 1320 00:50:42,073 --> 00:50:44,774 [gasps and coughs] 1321 00:50:44,776 --> 00:50:46,809 [sets glass down] 1322 00:50:46,811 --> 00:50:50,746 [loudly]: Did you put fresh raspberries in this drink? 1323 00:50:50,748 --> 00:50:53,682 I am deathly allergic to fresh raspberries. 1324 00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:54,650 [man]: My god. Allergies? 1325 00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:55,651 You are? 1326 00:50:55,653 --> 00:50:57,086 Yeah! 1327 00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:58,387 Oh, no! 1328 00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:00,056 Okay, everyone! 1329 00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:02,291 I'm so sorry, we have a medical emergency here, okay? 1330 00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:03,559 This woman needs to see a doctor. 1331 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,127 I'm a doctor! 1332 00:51:05,129 --> 00:51:07,329 [♪] 1333 00:51:07,331 --> 00:51:09,131 Uh, yeah, well, 1334 00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:10,399 She needs to see a casino doctor, okay? 1335 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:11,767 It's an insurance thing. 1336 00:51:11,769 --> 00:51:13,736 [frustrated sigh] 1337 00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:16,572 [faintly]: This is it. Everything's going black! 1338 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:17,740 Oh! 1339 00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,775 I got her. No worries! 1340 00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:23,145 She's all right. Everything's gonna be just fine. 1341 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,750 This party sucks. 1342 00:51:28,852 --> 00:51:30,853 I'm so sorry, everyone. 1343 00:51:30,855 --> 00:51:34,090 You've all been so great! 1344 00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:36,659 You can keep your candy canes! 1345 00:51:36,661 --> 00:51:39,829 [men grumbling and griping] 1346 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:44,667 Oh, fiddlesticks. 1347 00:51:45,702 --> 00:51:48,370 [laughing and giggling] 1348 00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:51,774 Wow! 1349 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,576 You really love christmas! 1350 00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:55,578 [noelle]: I didn't do this. 1351 00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,779 What is going on? 1352 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:58,147 Hi, mom. 1353 00:51:58,149 --> 00:51:59,248 Hi. 1354 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:01,784 Hope, who did all of this? 1355 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:04,854 Santa! Didn't he do an amazing job? 1356 00:52:06,389 --> 00:52:09,391 Hope, santa didn't decorate this room. 1357 00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:12,394 Okay? Now tell me who was here. 1358 00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:14,497 Hey, was it duncan? 1359 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:15,831 I told you, it was santa claus! 1360 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,434 You know, kris from across the hall? 1361 00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:20,402 He just snapped his fingers, 1362 00:52:20,404 --> 00:52:22,505 And there it was. 1363 00:52:22,507 --> 00:52:24,807 Oh! And he even left us a tree to decorate. 1364 00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:26,876 Honey, what have I told you 1365 00:52:26,878 --> 00:52:28,711 About answering the door to strangers? 1366 00:52:28,713 --> 00:52:30,880 Especially if maria is not here. 1367 00:52:30,882 --> 00:52:33,549 Kris is not santa claus. 1368 00:52:33,551 --> 00:52:34,683 Yes, he is. 1369 00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:36,418 I've been waiting for you to get here 1370 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,154 So that we could start. 1371 00:52:38,156 --> 00:52:39,622 Come on! 1372 00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:42,224 [♪] 1373 00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:44,894 Okay. 1374 00:52:44,896 --> 00:52:47,163 Um... 1375 00:52:47,165 --> 00:52:49,632 Do you want to help us decorate? 1376 00:52:49,634 --> 00:52:51,534 Yeah, sure. 1377 00:52:51,536 --> 00:52:52,868 It sounds like fun. 1378 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:53,869 Yeah. 1379 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:56,238 Great. 1380 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:59,508 [♪] 1381 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:01,443 And, uh, thank you for saving me 1382 00:53:01,445 --> 00:53:04,246 From an incredibly awkward night. 1383 00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:06,549 My pleasure. 1384 00:53:06,551 --> 00:53:08,484 Hey, hope. 1385 00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:09,652 Why don't you practice your song 1386 00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:10,786 For the christmas concert? 1387 00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:12,321 Not now. 1388 00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:14,823 You don't want to sing in front of myles? 1389 00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:16,625 No, I'm too shy. 1390 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:19,395 Oh, come on! It's only me. 1391 00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:21,197 I'm nervous singing in front of other people. 1392 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,234 Well, you know what? 1393 00:53:25,236 --> 00:53:26,969 Everyone gets stage-fright once in a while. 1394 00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:28,671 You just got to breathe and relax, 1395 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:31,840 And just get that first note out. 1396 00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:35,911 So, will you be coming to my concert tomorrow night? 1397 00:53:37,981 --> 00:53:40,516 You know what, honey? 1398 00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:43,752 Myles is very busy over the holidays. 1399 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,788 Yeah, I mean, I have a christmas party 1400 00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:47,456 I have to go to anyways, 1401 00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:49,458 But thanks for the invite, hope. 1402 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:50,492 You're welcome. 1403 00:53:50,494 --> 00:53:52,895 Hey, um, tell you what, 1404 00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:56,699 Why don't we get some ice cream after the concert? 1405 00:53:56,701 --> 00:53:58,534 Sure. 1406 00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:03,272 [♪] 1407 00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:05,341 ♪ mm-hmm-hmm, hmm 1408 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:07,343 ♪ oh, whoa 1409 00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:08,777 Yeah! 1410 00:54:16,653 --> 00:54:19,555 [♪] 1411 00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:25,594 Oh, wake up and smell the mistletoe, jessica. 1412 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:29,331 It was right above your head the whole time! 1413 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:30,399 ♪ oh, whoa 1414 00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:31,867 [♪] 1415 00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:32,901 Oh! 1416 00:54:32,903 --> 00:54:35,271 Oh! Calvin? 1417 00:54:35,273 --> 00:54:37,273 Mrs. C! Am I ever glad to see you! 1418 00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:38,941 Your ears... 1419 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:41,510 Oh, what are you doing here? 1420 00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:43,512 Oh, uh, don't get mad, but I'm here with kris. 1421 00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:46,282 [gasps] he's here? Where is he? 1422 00:54:46,284 --> 00:54:47,783 He's come to take you home. 1423 00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:53,555 [knock at door] 1424 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,726 Finally! 1425 00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,361 What happened to you? 1426 00:54:59,363 --> 00:55:02,431 Sorry, hon. I just got the call. 1427 00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:05,801 I hear you need some cheering up. 1428 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,403 Huh? 1429 00:55:07,405 --> 00:55:10,639 Nobody told me you were so cute! 1430 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,441 You're gonna make my job easy tonight. 1431 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:13,742 Ooh! Love the view! 1432 00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:15,311 Can I help you, young lady? 1433 00:55:15,313 --> 00:55:16,779 Oh, I'm brandy. 1434 00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:18,747 I heard you needed a little company. 1435 00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:19,848 Oh, well, uh... 1436 00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:21,583 Well, normally, I love company, 1437 00:55:21,585 --> 00:55:23,886 But right now is not the best time, so. 1438 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,988 Sweet digs, big guy. 1439 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:29,325 So why don't you tell me what you like? 1440 00:55:29,327 --> 00:55:31,327 -What I like? -Uh-huh. 1441 00:55:31,329 --> 00:55:33,829 Okay. Um... 1442 00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:35,331 I like a fresh snowfall. 1443 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,399 Ooh! Hot chocolate. 1444 00:55:37,401 --> 00:55:38,467 Ooh... 1445 00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,369 I love soft dumplings. 1446 00:55:40,371 --> 00:55:43,706 Oh, this is gonna be so fun! [she chuckles] 1447 00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:45,074 ♪ I brought toys! 1448 00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:46,909 Oh, I love toys. 1449 00:55:46,911 --> 00:55:48,610 Goodie. 1450 00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:50,412 I'm gonna go freshen up. 1451 00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:52,815 Why don't you make yourself comfortable? 1452 00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:54,450 Okay. 1453 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:57,119 You big teddy-bear! I'll be right back. 1454 00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:00,489 Whoa! Your bathroom 1455 00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:02,558 Is bigger than my whole apartment! 1456 00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:07,930 [calls out]: ♪ get ready for some brandy! ♪ 1457 00:56:13,636 --> 00:56:15,738 [♪] 1458 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,442 [humming, stops abruptly] 1459 00:56:20,444 --> 00:56:23,679 [♪] 1460 00:56:28,985 --> 00:56:30,853 [brandy giggles] 1461 00:56:30,855 --> 00:56:33,055 Wh-- whoa, whoa! No! 1462 00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:35,991 Stop that! No! No, no, no. 1463 00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:37,659 Why? 1464 00:56:37,661 --> 00:56:39,461 What, you don't like what you see? 1465 00:56:39,463 --> 00:56:40,996 No! Not when what I see 1466 00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:43,799 Is an unhappy little girl hiding behind a phony smile. 1467 00:56:45,602 --> 00:56:47,169 Now it's time for you to sit down 1468 00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:49,605 And listen to me. 1469 00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:51,774 [♪] 1470 00:56:51,776 --> 00:56:53,409 Thank you, kris, for everything. 1471 00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:54,176 There you are! 1472 00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:55,944 Good news! 1473 00:56:55,946 --> 00:56:58,147 I found mrs. C, and I set up a meeting for you 1474 00:56:58,149 --> 00:56:59,915 In the hotel bar at 11:00. 1475 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,617 That's in half an hour. 1476 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:04,520 You found her? Oh, that's fantastic! 1477 00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:05,621 But you can't be late. 1478 00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:07,156 Got it. 1479 00:57:07,158 --> 00:57:11,059 Oh! Uh, uh... Calvin, I'd like you to meet caroline. 1480 00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:13,028 Thought you wouldn't mind, I let her borrow your jacket. 1481 00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:14,596 Nope, I don't mind. 1482 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:16,498 Actually, it looks really nice on you. 1483 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:18,634 Thank you! 1484 00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:21,870 Hey, um, do you know how to play pai gow poker? 1485 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:23,906 It looks like it's really fun. 1486 00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:25,974 Um, no, but we can learn together. 1487 00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:27,042 [♪] 1488 00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:28,076 Great! 1489 00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:30,045 -Okay. -Okay. 1490 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:32,047 Bye! 1491 00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:34,016 Hey, do you know how they get the cars 1492 00:57:34,018 --> 00:57:35,551 On top of the slot machines? 1493 00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:36,852 You're funny. 1494 00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:38,854 Yeah, I don't know. 1495 00:57:40,490 --> 00:57:43,025 Hit me! 1496 00:57:43,027 --> 00:57:44,126 Hit me again. 1497 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,562 Argh! 1498 00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:47,763 You idiot! 1499 00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:49,498 That jack was supposed to be his! 1500 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,200 That's ridiculous. 1501 00:57:51,202 --> 00:57:52,601 I play by the book. 1502 00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:54,470 You son of a-- 1503 00:57:54,472 --> 00:57:55,204 You wanna go? 1504 00:57:55,206 --> 00:57:57,606 [both growling] 1505 00:57:57,608 --> 00:57:58,774 Stop that! 1506 00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:00,609 You're a disgrace to the uniform! 1507 00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:02,110 [gulp] 1508 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,912 [thud] 1509 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:09,251 [gate buzzes] 1510 00:58:11,521 --> 00:58:14,156 [indistinct p.A. System announcement plays] 1511 00:58:17,527 --> 00:58:19,962 Pardon me? What time is it? 1512 00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:23,665 I really have to get out of here! 1513 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:24,933 Excuse me? 1514 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:26,768 [guard]: It's nap-time at the north pole. 1515 00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:28,637 Now stifle it in there! 1516 00:58:28,639 --> 00:58:30,506 My wife is waiting for me! 1517 00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:32,140 [♪] 1518 00:58:32,142 --> 00:58:34,076 First, he forgets our anniversary, 1519 00:58:34,078 --> 00:58:36,645 And now he stands me up. 1520 00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:39,181 Mm-hmm. 1521 00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:41,583 I guess my 500-year-old honeymoon is really over, huh? 1522 00:58:42,652 --> 00:58:43,785 What should I do? 1523 00:58:43,787 --> 00:58:44,920 Maybe I can become 1524 00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:46,688 A professional gambler. 1525 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,156 'cause I'm lucky. 1526 00:58:48,158 --> 00:58:50,926 Oh, but that would mean I'd miss all the reindeer 1527 00:58:50,928 --> 00:58:52,528 And those cute little elves. 1528 00:58:52,530 --> 00:58:54,096 [♪] 1529 00:58:54,098 --> 00:58:55,664 To think, I'm never gonna see 1530 00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:58,066 The north pole again! 1531 00:58:58,068 --> 00:58:59,268 I'm never gonna see 1532 00:58:59,270 --> 00:59:01,069 That twinkle in kris' eyes. 1533 00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:04,139 Never gonna hear another "ho-ho-ho." 1534 00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:09,278 You'll feel better after another drink. 1535 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,179 Hey, partner. Tex! Hey, yo! 1536 00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:12,247 [snapping fingers] 1537 00:59:12,249 --> 00:59:14,049 Fill her up, please, over here. 1538 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,951 I think she's had enough to drink for one night. 1539 00:59:15,953 --> 00:59:17,553 You know what? 1540 00:59:17,555 --> 00:59:18,987 I think you should mind your own business, myles. 1541 00:59:18,989 --> 00:59:21,056 What's the point of 1542 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:22,691 Being nice, huh? 1543 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:25,160 I mean, where has it got me? Look! 1544 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:27,062 [♪] 1545 00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:30,165 Maybe I should cross over to the naughty side. 1546 00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:32,301 Good idea. 1547 00:59:32,303 --> 00:59:34,036 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna show you... 1548 00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:35,304 Let's go to your room. 1549 00:59:35,306 --> 00:59:36,838 Come here. 1550 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:37,973 Whoa! I gotcha. 1551 00:59:37,975 --> 00:59:40,042 [laughing]: Oh! Ho, ho. Okay. Okay. 1552 00:59:40,044 --> 00:59:42,578 Okay. Here we go. Here we go, here we go. 1553 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:45,047 [quietly]: Hey, noelle. 1554 00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:46,982 Yeah, jessica's had way too much to drink, 1555 00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:48,350 And duncan's on the prowl. 1556 00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:49,918 They're headed your way. She needs some rescuing. 1557 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,254 Yeah, okay, I see them, thanks. 1558 00:59:55,291 --> 00:59:56,658 Duncan! 1559 00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:58,060 I am so glad, uh, 1560 00:59:58,062 --> 00:59:59,194 I saw you. 1561 00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,096 Um, listen, I have evan on the phone, 1562 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:03,332 He needs to see you a.S.A.P. In his office. 1563 01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:05,067 Can you-- can I--? I'm busy. 1564 01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:07,302 I think it's actually really important. 1565 01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:10,072 Okay. Okay. 1566 01:00:10,074 --> 01:00:11,373 Sure. Yeah. 1567 01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,275 I'll be back. 1568 01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:16,612 Hey. 1569 01:00:16,614 --> 01:00:18,880 Oh! It's you! 1570 01:00:18,882 --> 01:00:21,249 Now listen, and listen good. 1571 01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:22,651 Okay. 1572 01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:23,819 Whatever you do, 1573 01:00:23,821 --> 01:00:25,220 You don't want to end up like me. 1574 01:00:25,222 --> 01:00:30,092 Right? You need to open your peepers. Big. 1575 01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,728 'cause, sometimes, love is right in front of you. 1576 01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:34,830 In front. You just have to see it! 1577 01:00:34,832 --> 01:00:36,198 Everything's gonna be fine. 1578 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,368 I'm gonna take you up to your room, all right? 1579 01:00:39,370 --> 01:00:41,069 [gate clacks] 1580 01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:43,171 [guard]: Rise and shine, claus! 1581 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:45,173 A little elf just paid your bail. 1582 01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:48,210 Now you can go find mrs. Claus! 1583 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:49,411 [fake santas grunting] 1584 01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:52,080 [♪] 1585 01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:53,849 No credit cards? 1586 01:00:53,851 --> 01:00:56,718 No cash? No nothing? 1587 01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,288 I put everything I had on black. 1588 01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:03,058 [sighs] 1589 01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:06,328 [thud] 1590 01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:08,830 Um, so what, are you having car trouble, as well? 1591 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,332 Oh, no. 1592 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:12,734 No, that belongs to a friend. 1593 01:01:12,736 --> 01:01:15,404 [♪] 1594 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,775 I suppose I could give you this. 1595 01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:21,343 I'm sorry, 1596 01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:23,145 But we only accept payment through credit card or cash. 1597 01:01:23,147 --> 01:01:24,312 You know what? 1598 01:01:24,314 --> 01:01:25,914 Let's talk about this in my office. 1599 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:27,182 She's all set. 1600 01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,084 Just comp her for everything, okay? 1601 01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:31,119 Let's go. Let's go. 1602 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:33,188 Let's go to my office and we'll talk about it. 1603 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,690 -Okay. -Yeah. Yeah. 1604 01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:37,092 [♪] 1605 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:41,163 We should've done this when we first got here. 1606 01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:42,230 Well, if I'm being completely honest, 1607 01:01:42,232 --> 01:01:43,699 I do feel much better. 1608 01:01:43,701 --> 01:01:45,200 [♪] 1609 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:46,401 Jessica! 1610 01:01:46,403 --> 01:01:48,770 [♪] 1611 01:01:48,772 --> 01:01:51,306 Kris? Is that you? 1612 01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:52,874 It's me. 1613 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:55,711 Where were you last night? 1614 01:01:55,713 --> 01:01:58,280 I-I-I-I-- I tried to... 1615 01:01:58,282 --> 01:01:59,748 [sighs] there was this girl... 1616 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,183 And-and she came into my room, 1617 01:02:01,185 --> 01:02:03,452 And I-I-I thought she was calvin-- 1618 01:02:03,454 --> 01:02:06,188 [kris stammers on] 1619 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,457 [♪] 1620 01:02:14,163 --> 01:02:15,997 ...And I was struck, and the police came, 1621 01:02:15,999 --> 01:02:17,833 A fight started, and I ended up in jail, 1622 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:18,867 And calvin bailed me out. 1623 01:02:18,869 --> 01:02:20,235 Shh. 1624 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,903 You shouldn't even be here! 1625 01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:23,839 You have huge responsibilities! 1626 01:02:23,841 --> 01:02:25,474 What about christmas? 1627 01:02:25,476 --> 01:02:28,076 Christmas. 1628 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:32,380 When you left, you took christmas with you. 1629 01:02:32,382 --> 01:02:33,882 Oh, don't say that. 1630 01:02:33,884 --> 01:02:36,752 Jessica, I am so sorry. 1631 01:02:36,754 --> 01:02:38,386 You deserve more. 1632 01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:40,822 No, I... I deserve you. 1633 01:02:40,824 --> 01:02:43,191 The old you! 1634 01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:44,793 The you that used to stop home 1635 01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:46,261 In the middle of the day 1636 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,363 To steal a kiss. 1637 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,899 The you that used to write "I love you, jessica" 1638 01:02:50,901 --> 01:02:54,269 In the frosty window pane 1639 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,204 When you left in the morning for work. 1640 01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:58,974 That's the you that I deserve! 1641 01:02:58,976 --> 01:03:00,976 [sighs]: You're right. 1642 01:03:00,978 --> 01:03:04,846 Oh. I've been ignoring you. 1643 01:03:04,848 --> 01:03:07,048 Please let me make it up to you. 1644 01:03:08,484 --> 01:03:11,553 Jessica... 1645 01:03:11,555 --> 01:03:16,858 I promise, I will never take you for granted again. 1646 01:03:20,029 --> 01:03:22,297 Okay. 1647 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:25,801 I miss you so much! 1648 01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:28,136 [♪] 1649 01:03:29,539 --> 01:03:32,040 [♪] 1650 01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:33,542 [she gasps] oh! Oh. Just... 1651 01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,043 Stay right here! Don't go anywhere! 1652 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:36,278 -Okay. Okay. -Don't move! 1653 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,813 All right. 1654 01:03:37,815 --> 01:03:40,048 [♪] 1655 01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:47,389 Excuse me. 1656 01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:53,528 I think you and I need to have a little chat. 1657 01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:55,497 [♪] 1658 01:03:56,899 --> 01:03:59,234 [♪] 1659 01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:03,004 Myles! 1660 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:05,841 Myles! Oh! Thank goodness, you're here. 1661 01:04:05,843 --> 01:04:07,542 You need to give hope and noelle a ride. 1662 01:04:07,544 --> 01:04:08,944 A ride? 1663 01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:10,345 To the concert. 1664 01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:11,313 She has a car. 1665 01:04:11,315 --> 01:04:14,049 Trust me, it's not working. 1666 01:04:14,051 --> 01:04:15,550 Bye! 1667 01:04:15,552 --> 01:04:17,519 [confused]: Bye. 1668 01:04:19,622 --> 01:04:22,057 Hey, alex, could you send these out? 1669 01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:24,092 I got you covered, man. 1670 01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:26,328 [♪] 1671 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:30,298 There's myles! 1672 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,499 Hey, guys. 1673 01:04:31,501 --> 01:04:32,534 Thought you were going to the concert? 1674 01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:33,935 My car won't start. 1675 01:04:33,937 --> 01:04:34,903 I'll give you a lift. 1676 01:04:34,905 --> 01:04:36,404 -Really? -Yeah! 1677 01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:38,139 Mom! We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it! 1678 01:04:38,141 --> 01:04:40,375 Thanks, myles! 1679 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:42,210 [♪] 1680 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:45,013 Kris! Where are you taking me? 1681 01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:46,882 Get in and you'll find out. 1682 01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:47,883 Thank you, calvin! 1683 01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:49,284 You're welcome. 1684 01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:52,020 [kris giggles] 1685 01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:53,555 Elbows. Heh. 1686 01:04:54,490 --> 01:04:57,058 It's a secret, it's a secret, it's a secret, it's a secret. 1687 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:59,394 It's a secret, it's a secret, it's a secret. 1688 01:05:06,068 --> 01:05:09,437 ["elvis"]: ♪ as the blackbird in the spring ♪ 1689 01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:14,109 ♪ beneath the willow tree 1690 01:05:15,144 --> 01:05:17,946 ♪ sat and piped 1691 01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:20,415 ♪ I heard him sing 1692 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:23,919 Kris... He's playing our song! 1693 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,321 Jessica claus, 1694 01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:27,455 Will you do me the honor 1695 01:05:27,457 --> 01:05:29,457 Of renewing our wedding vows? 1696 01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:33,128 Oh, I would. I will! I do! 1697 01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:41,937 ♪ sunshine came along with thee ♪ 1698 01:05:41,939 --> 01:05:46,408 ♪ and swallows in the air ♪ 1699 01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:49,110 ♪ take my heart 1700 01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:52,180 ♪ and take my ring 1701 01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:55,417 ♪ I give my all to thee ♪ 1702 01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:58,386 So, myles, are you going to stay for the concert? 1703 01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:00,488 Oh, no, honey. 1704 01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:01,690 He's just giving us a ride. 1705 01:06:01,692 --> 01:06:03,058 He's got other places to go, okay? 1706 01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,629 You know... 1707 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:10,098 I can go to a party anytime. 1708 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:12,600 How many chances do I get to hear hope sing? 1709 01:06:12,602 --> 01:06:18,173 You're not gonna be standing up some poor girl, are you? 1710 01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:19,708 No! 1711 01:06:19,710 --> 01:06:21,009 No? 1712 01:06:21,011 --> 01:06:22,510 Really? No date? 1713 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:24,713 No date, okay? 1714 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:27,716 If you go out with a girl over the holidays, 1715 01:06:27,718 --> 01:06:29,250 She can get the wrong idea. 1716 01:06:29,252 --> 01:06:30,585 What, like you might actually be interested 1717 01:06:30,587 --> 01:06:31,987 In a relationship? 1718 01:06:31,989 --> 01:06:33,488 Exactly. 1719 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,090 Is that really so awful? 1720 01:06:35,092 --> 01:06:37,459 Nah, it wouldn't be, if it was with the right girl. 1721 01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:40,528 Think you'll ever find her? 1722 01:06:43,766 --> 01:06:46,468 I hope so. 1723 01:06:46,470 --> 01:06:49,037 [♪] 1724 01:06:50,639 --> 01:06:52,774 Hey, kiddo! 1725 01:06:52,776 --> 01:06:54,209 I got a present for you back there. 1726 01:06:54,211 --> 01:06:55,210 For me? 1727 01:06:55,212 --> 01:06:56,211 Yeah. 1728 01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:57,612 [♪] 1729 01:06:57,614 --> 01:06:59,614 [whispers]: You didn't have to get her anything. 1730 01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:01,082 Come on, I wanted to. 1731 01:07:01,084 --> 01:07:02,484 [wrapping rustles] 1732 01:07:02,486 --> 01:07:04,085 [gasping] 1733 01:07:04,087 --> 01:07:05,620 It's for your door 1734 01:07:05,622 --> 01:07:06,755 When you get your own room in your new apartment. 1735 01:07:06,757 --> 01:07:08,790 Oh, my gosh! Thanks, myles. I love it! 1736 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,458 Look, mom! 1737 01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:11,659 Wow! 1738 01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:13,661 It's so awesome! 1739 01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:16,131 Thank you. 1740 01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:18,700 [♪] 1741 01:07:24,106 --> 01:07:25,673 [elvis]: We are here today 1742 01:07:25,675 --> 01:07:27,675 To celebrate a promise of love made... 1743 01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:28,777 What anniversary is this? 1744 01:07:28,779 --> 01:07:30,812 500 years. 1745 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,313 Okay. 1746 01:07:32,315 --> 01:07:34,582 500 years ago between kris and jessica. 1747 01:07:36,285 --> 01:07:37,786 I knew I loved you 1748 01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:39,287 From the moment you told me 1749 01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:40,789 That you wanted to make toys 1750 01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:43,058 For all the children of the world. 1751 01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:47,062 Oh... Honey, I've loved you ever since 1752 01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:48,563 I first laid eyes on you. 1753 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:51,266 But it was your dumplings that sealed the deal. 1754 01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:52,667 [both chuckling] 1755 01:07:52,669 --> 01:07:53,701 [♪] 1756 01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:55,236 Oh. 1757 01:07:55,238 --> 01:07:56,504 Thank you, calvin. 1758 01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:58,206 [♪] 1759 01:07:58,208 --> 01:07:59,607 Do you remember? 1760 01:07:59,609 --> 01:08:01,209 How could I forget? 1761 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:03,611 [♪] 1762 01:08:09,618 --> 01:08:11,853 Would you both now please repeat after me? 1763 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:14,489 "I promise to always love you tender, 1764 01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:16,624 Love you sweet and never let you go." 1765 01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:21,096 [both]: I promise to always love you tender, 1766 01:08:21,098 --> 01:08:24,566 Love you sweet and never let you go. 1767 01:08:24,568 --> 01:08:26,868 You may now kiss your bride, sir. 1768 01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:29,304 [♪] 1769 01:08:35,845 --> 01:08:37,278 [communicator ringing]: ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells 1770 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,179 ♪ jingle all the way-- 1771 01:08:38,181 --> 01:08:39,781 Calvin! 1772 01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:42,117 Calvin, please? 1773 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:44,119 I'm begging you. 1774 01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:46,688 Tell me that you found them and that they're coming home? 1775 01:08:46,690 --> 01:08:48,123 That's affirmative, anika. 1776 01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:49,791 We're almost done here. I promise. 1777 01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:52,527 Yeah! He found her. He found her! 1778 01:08:52,529 --> 01:08:55,163 Oh, thank you! Oh! Oh, calvin. 1779 01:08:55,165 --> 01:08:57,332 I tell you... Hoo! 1780 01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,267 It was a really dreadful week! 1781 01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:00,835 I-- [laughs] oh, calvin. 1782 01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:02,237 Whoo! 1783 01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:04,472 [♪] 1784 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:11,779 I feel the spirit of christmas again. 1785 01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:13,448 Let's go home. 1786 01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:16,551 Well, I have just one more thing I need to do, 1787 01:09:16,553 --> 01:09:19,154 And it requires a little bit of your santa magic. 1788 01:09:19,156 --> 01:09:21,923 Okay. 1789 01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:23,825 I-I'm not going with you. 1790 01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:25,293 Wh... 1791 01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:27,462 I'm sorry. What? 1792 01:09:27,464 --> 01:09:29,764 I just feel like I belong here. 1793 01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:31,332 Oh. Well, you certainly do 1794 01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:32,433 Seem to like it here a lot. 1795 01:09:32,435 --> 01:09:34,669 And... [chuckles] 1796 01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:37,372 Oh, ho! Oh! Ho-ho-ho! 1797 01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:38,773 Ho-h-- okay. Now I get it. 1798 01:09:38,775 --> 01:09:41,376 [chuckling] 1799 01:09:41,378 --> 01:09:43,645 Good luck. 1800 01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:45,213 Thank you. 1801 01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:46,181 Brandy. Uh, caroline. 1802 01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:47,248 She has two names. 1803 01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:48,349 -Bye. -Bye. 1804 01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:50,285 We sure are gonna miss you, calvin. 1805 01:09:50,287 --> 01:09:53,321 I'm gonna miss you guys, too. 1806 01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:55,390 Oh! Caroline! 1807 01:09:56,792 --> 01:09:59,928 [♪] 1808 01:10:01,630 --> 01:10:04,432 [giggling] 1809 01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:06,668 Merry christmas! 1810 01:10:06,670 --> 01:10:07,936 Merry christmas! 1811 01:10:07,938 --> 01:10:09,671 Merry christmas. 1812 01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:12,540 [♪] 1813 01:10:14,843 --> 01:10:17,946 [♪] 1814 01:10:17,948 --> 01:10:20,882 [applauding] 1815 01:10:22,851 --> 01:10:26,254 And now for our last performer of the evening, 1816 01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:28,289 Would you please welcome to the stage, 1817 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:29,924 Hope jenkins. 1818 01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:32,760 [applauding] 1819 01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:41,002 [applause begins to fade] 1820 01:10:43,305 --> 01:10:45,840 [microphone squealing] 1821 01:10:45,842 --> 01:10:47,008 [scattered chuckling] 1822 01:10:47,010 --> 01:10:49,244 Oh, no! 1823 01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:52,981 [sympathetic groans] 1824 01:10:52,983 --> 01:10:55,883 Hey. I got it. 1825 01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:57,919 Excuse me. 1826 01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:00,455 [principal]: It's okay, hope. 1827 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:02,290 You don't have to sing if you don't want to. 1828 01:11:02,292 --> 01:11:04,359 [tearing up]: But my mom will be so disappointed! 1829 01:11:04,361 --> 01:11:06,594 No, no, honey, it's okay. 1830 01:11:10,866 --> 01:11:13,001 Um... Ladies and gentlemen, 1831 01:11:13,003 --> 01:11:14,936 It seems like our last performer 1832 01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:17,572 Has had a little case of stage fright, 1833 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:20,341 So she won't be singing with us after all. 1834 01:11:20,343 --> 01:11:21,809 Now, I'd like to... 1835 01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:24,412 Hey, what's the matter, hope? 1836 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:26,814 There's too many people out there. 1837 01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:29,584 All right. I got an idea. 1838 01:11:29,586 --> 01:11:31,519 Thank you very much for coming 1839 01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:34,789 And have a very merry christmas. 1840 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,958 [applauding] 1841 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,397 [scattered whispering] 1842 01:11:43,565 --> 01:11:44,565 Oh! Um... 1843 01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:45,833 Ladies and gentlemen, 1844 01:11:45,835 --> 01:11:48,870 I think we have a last-minute replacement! 1845 01:11:48,872 --> 01:11:50,071 Um, a mister... 1846 01:11:50,073 --> 01:11:51,406 Harper. Myles harper. 1847 01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:54,075 Please welcome myles harper. 1848 01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:56,344 [applauding] 1849 01:11:56,346 --> 01:11:58,713 Thank you, thank you, everyone. 1850 01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:00,948 Just to clear up any confusion, 1851 01:12:00,950 --> 01:12:03,384 I don't actually attend jefferson elementary school. 1852 01:12:03,386 --> 01:12:05,420 [laughter] 1853 01:12:05,422 --> 01:12:07,822 You know, the holidays should be a time 1854 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,824 That we spend with people we care about. 1855 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:12,794 Tonight, I'm spending it with hope 1856 01:12:12,796 --> 01:12:14,929 And noelle. 1857 01:12:14,931 --> 01:12:16,597 This is for you. 1858 01:12:16,599 --> 01:12:18,800 [crowd gushes as music starts] 1859 01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:23,104 [♪] 1860 01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:26,541 ♪ oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ 1861 01:12:26,543 --> 01:12:30,411 ♪ but the fire's so delightful ♪ 1862 01:12:30,413 --> 01:12:33,948 ♪ since we've no place to go 1863 01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:35,416 ♪ let it snow, let it snow 1864 01:12:35,418 --> 01:12:37,385 ♪ let it snow 1865 01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:40,388 ♪ it doesn't show signs of stopping ♪ 1866 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,689 [crowd applauding] 1867 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,858 ♪ and I've bought some corn for popping ♪ 1868 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:46,928 ♪ the lights are turned way down low ♪ 1869 01:12:46,930 --> 01:12:48,629 [joining him]: ♪ let it snow, let it snow 1870 01:12:48,631 --> 01:12:50,465 ♪ let it snow 1871 01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:53,968 ♪ when we finally kiss goodnight ♪ 1872 01:12:53,970 --> 01:12:57,638 ♪ how I'll hate going out in the storm ♪ 1873 01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:01,075 ♪ but if you'll really hold me tight ♪ 1874 01:13:01,077 --> 01:13:04,645 ♪ all the way home I'll be warm ♪ 1875 01:13:04,647 --> 01:13:07,548 ♪ the fire is slowly dying ♪ 1876 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:11,018 ♪ and my dear we're still goodbye-ing ♪ 1877 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,421 ♪ but as long as you love me so ♪ 1878 01:13:13,423 --> 01:13:17,692 ♪ let it snow, let it snow let it snow ♪ 1879 01:13:17,694 --> 01:13:20,461 ♪ let it snow let it snow, let it snow ♪ 1880 01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:22,463 ♪ let it snow 1881 01:13:22,465 --> 01:13:27,535 ♪ let... It snow... 1882 01:13:29,171 --> 01:13:31,539 [applause rises] 1883 01:13:35,811 --> 01:13:37,945 [applause and cheering] 1884 01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:49,891 Mom! Mom! 1885 01:13:49,893 --> 01:13:51,559 Hey, bunny! Oh! 1886 01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:53,094 You were so good. I'm proud of you. 1887 01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:55,496 [background chatter] 1888 01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:57,598 [♪] 1889 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:58,699 Oh, no. 1890 01:13:58,701 --> 01:13:59,967 What? 1891 01:13:59,969 --> 01:14:01,436 Remember when you said you'd owe me one? 1892 01:14:01,438 --> 01:14:02,904 Yeah, that was, like, last night. 1893 01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,105 Yeah, well, I'm collecting right now. 1894 01:14:04,107 --> 01:14:05,473 Myles! 1895 01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:07,442 Oh, my god, myles. You were so amazing! 1896 01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:09,210 I couldn't even believe my eyes when you stepped on stage. 1897 01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:10,978 Thank you. 1898 01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:13,014 Uh, what are you-- what are you doing here? 1899 01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:15,750 I'm a teacher here. 1900 01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:18,052 Oh, y... That's-- that's right. 1901 01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:19,454 Yeah. 1902 01:14:19,456 --> 01:14:20,188 Hi, miss bentley. 1903 01:14:20,190 --> 01:14:21,989 Hi, hope. 1904 01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:22,990 Excellent job up there. 1905 01:14:22,992 --> 01:14:24,459 Thanks. 1906 01:14:24,461 --> 01:14:25,526 So, wait a minute. 1907 01:14:25,528 --> 01:14:26,928 Why are you guys all together? 1908 01:14:26,930 --> 01:14:28,029 Oh, this is... 1909 01:14:28,031 --> 01:14:30,932 My fiancee, noelle. 1910 01:14:30,934 --> 01:14:33,501 Yep! That's me. 1911 01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:35,203 The fiancee. 1912 01:14:35,205 --> 01:14:36,537 Wow. 1913 01:14:36,539 --> 01:14:38,072 That was fast. 1914 01:14:38,074 --> 01:14:39,740 'cause, I mean... 1915 01:14:39,742 --> 01:14:41,142 I thought you and I... 1916 01:14:44,046 --> 01:14:46,547 Okay. Well... 1917 01:14:46,549 --> 01:14:50,651 Give me a call if things don't work out... I guess. 1918 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:51,752 Hmm. 1919 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:54,222 I-I will. 1920 01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:58,025 Wow! Really? 1921 01:14:58,027 --> 01:14:59,560 [woman]: Excuse me, myles? 1922 01:14:59,562 --> 01:15:01,095 You are unbelievable. 1923 01:15:02,197 --> 01:15:03,631 Hi. 1924 01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:05,600 -My name's emily anders. -Hi. 1925 01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:08,536 I'm a talent scout for a few of the major casinos on the strip. 1926 01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:10,037 Are you singing anywhere right now? 1927 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,241 Just in the shower. 1928 01:15:13,243 --> 01:15:14,642 I think you should 1929 01:15:14,644 --> 01:15:16,811 Give me a call after the holidays. 1930 01:15:18,013 --> 01:15:20,748 I'll look forward to hearing from you. 1931 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:22,250 [laughs]: Thanks! 1932 01:15:22,252 --> 01:15:25,553 That's great! 1933 01:15:25,555 --> 01:15:27,121 Wow. What do you think of that? 1934 01:15:27,123 --> 01:15:29,757 What do you make of this phone call? 1935 01:15:29,759 --> 01:15:32,593 I have you to thank for this. 1936 01:15:32,595 --> 01:15:35,530 [♪] 1937 01:15:37,232 --> 01:15:41,135 ♪ when the mistletoe is green ♪ 1938 01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:44,071 ♪ amidst the winter snow 1939 01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:45,306 She's asleep. 1940 01:15:45,308 --> 01:15:48,910 ♪ sunshine in thy face is seen ♪ 1941 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:51,145 Well, I guess ice cream's out of the picture, then. 1942 01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:52,747 I guess so. 1943 01:15:52,749 --> 01:15:55,316 [engine begins to sputter] 1944 01:15:55,318 --> 01:15:56,717 What's wrong? 1945 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:58,786 I have no idea. 1946 01:15:58,788 --> 01:15:59,887 Well, are you out of gas? 1947 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:02,957 No, I just filled up the tank. 1948 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,928 [♪] 1949 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,801 First, my car and now yours? 1950 01:16:13,803 --> 01:16:16,137 What is going on? 1951 01:16:16,139 --> 01:16:18,172 I'll go take a look. 1952 01:16:18,174 --> 01:16:20,074 [♪] 1953 01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:21,709 You mind holding the light? 1954 01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:22,743 Sure. 1955 01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:25,346 [♪] 1956 01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:38,593 [myles takes a breath and sighs] 1957 01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:40,861 All right... 1958 01:16:40,863 --> 01:16:43,130 Did, um... 1959 01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:45,166 Did hope tell you what she wants for christmas? 1960 01:16:45,168 --> 01:16:48,069 No, I tried, but she wouldn't budge. 1961 01:16:50,872 --> 01:16:53,741 She asks for so little, you know? 1962 01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:56,744 I... I'd love to get her what she wants. 1963 01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,948 I just want her to be happy. 1964 01:17:02,818 --> 01:17:04,919 She is happy. 1965 01:17:06,855 --> 01:17:07,888 I think she just wants 1966 01:17:07,890 --> 01:17:10,157 You to find some happiness. 1967 01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:12,326 I'm happy enough. 1968 01:17:16,698 --> 01:17:18,733 What? I am. 1969 01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:22,003 You haven't dated since that jerk left you. 1970 01:17:22,005 --> 01:17:24,672 You wear a wedding ring to scare off men. 1971 01:17:24,674 --> 01:17:26,407 Your whole life 1972 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:27,908 Consists of work and hope. 1973 01:17:30,112 --> 01:17:32,380 I'm okay with that. 1974 01:17:32,382 --> 01:17:35,850 Besides, it's been so long, I... 1975 01:17:35,852 --> 01:17:39,654 I wouldn't know where to start. 1976 01:17:39,656 --> 01:17:41,389 [♪] 1977 01:17:42,758 --> 01:17:43,924 Well, you can start by 1978 01:17:43,926 --> 01:17:45,960 Taking off that fake wedding ring. 1979 01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:51,132 [♪] 1980 01:17:56,705 --> 01:17:59,073 [♪] 1981 01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:01,909 You know what? I'm not like you, myles. 1982 01:18:01,911 --> 01:18:04,211 I don't just hook up 1983 01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:07,281 With every other person that I meet. 1984 01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:10,418 That's because you don't let anyone get close to you. 1985 01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:14,388 And you don't want to be alone. 1986 01:18:17,726 --> 01:18:20,161 [♪] 1987 01:18:23,799 --> 01:18:25,800 Here. You've got a little, uh... 1988 01:18:29,438 --> 01:18:31,839 There. 1989 01:18:37,179 --> 01:18:39,447 I think I got it all. 1990 01:18:40,782 --> 01:18:42,983 I'm, uh, I'm going to call a tow truck. 1991 01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:46,821 Okay. 1992 01:18:49,024 --> 01:18:51,225 [♪] 1993 01:18:53,195 --> 01:18:56,297 [door opens, then shuts] 1994 01:18:56,299 --> 01:18:59,166 [muffled grunting] 1995 01:19:03,872 --> 01:19:06,874 [♪] 1996 01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:09,477 [grunting] 1997 01:19:09,479 --> 01:19:12,313 [muffled]: I had nothing to do with this. 1998 01:19:12,315 --> 01:19:15,049 [sighs disdainfully as radio crackles on] 1999 01:19:15,051 --> 01:19:18,519 Jimmy, get me the las vegas police department. 2000 01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:23,824 [muffled cries]: Evan! No, no, no, no, no, no! 2001 01:19:23,826 --> 01:19:26,026 What the... 2002 01:19:27,062 --> 01:19:29,964 [♪] 2003 01:19:42,477 --> 01:19:44,545 Hi! 2004 01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:46,380 Santa! 2005 01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:50,317 Honey, no, I told you, he's not santa claus. 2006 01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:53,020 [chuckles warmly] 2007 01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:54,355 You're-- you're her! 2008 01:19:54,357 --> 01:19:56,090 Mrs. Claus! 2009 01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:57,792 The one and only. 2010 01:19:57,794 --> 01:19:59,794 That's why they're here! She got my letter. 2011 01:19:59,796 --> 01:20:01,929 Honey, what letter? 2012 01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:03,364 Pay attention, mom. 2013 01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:05,299 My letter to mrs. Claus! 2014 01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:07,168 Ho, ho! Aw. That was all jessica. 2015 01:20:07,170 --> 01:20:08,536 I had nothin' to do with it. 2016 01:20:08,538 --> 01:20:10,871 You were right, hope. 2017 01:20:10,873 --> 01:20:12,473 Christmas is the time of year 2018 01:20:12,475 --> 01:20:15,009 To remember how much we mean to each other. 2019 01:20:15,011 --> 01:20:16,811 Thank you for reminding us. 2020 01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:18,846 [♪] 2021 01:20:18,848 --> 01:20:20,047 Noelle... 2022 01:20:20,049 --> 01:20:22,149 Love is a funny thing. 2023 01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:23,818 Sometimes, you don't have to look very far 2024 01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:25,219 To find it. 2025 01:20:25,221 --> 01:20:27,288 [kris]: Yeah. And when you do find love... 2026 01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,292 ...Never let it slip away. 2027 01:20:32,294 --> 01:20:33,360 And, myles... 2028 01:20:33,362 --> 01:20:35,229 We're really looking forward 2029 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:37,832 To seeing you perform on a big stage 2030 01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:39,567 Next time we come back to vegas. 2031 01:20:39,569 --> 01:20:41,202 Thanks. 2032 01:20:41,204 --> 01:20:43,504 Hey, do you want that peppermintini recipe? 2033 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:45,239 Absolutely. 2034 01:20:45,241 --> 01:20:48,876 Send it to the north pole. Hope will give you the address. 2035 01:20:48,878 --> 01:20:50,110 -Bye, santa! -Bye, sweetheart. 2036 01:20:51,079 --> 01:20:52,980 Bye, mrs. Claus. 2037 01:20:52,982 --> 01:20:57,117 Oh. I'm so glad you wrote me that letter. 2038 01:20:57,119 --> 01:20:59,386 [♪] 2039 01:21:00,455 --> 01:21:02,857 You take good care, now. 2040 01:21:02,859 --> 01:21:04,024 Well, time's a-tickin'. 2041 01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:05,159 Got to get back to the north pole. 2042 01:21:05,161 --> 01:21:07,595 Can't miss the big day! 2043 01:21:07,597 --> 01:21:10,464 Oh, uh... 2044 01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:13,267 [engine rumbles to life] 2045 01:21:13,269 --> 01:21:16,136 [mrs. Claus]: You kids better get going! 2046 01:21:16,138 --> 01:21:17,905 Merry christmas! 2047 01:21:17,907 --> 01:21:19,006 Merry christmas! 2048 01:21:19,008 --> 01:21:20,040 Merry christmas! 2049 01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:21,342 [♪] 2050 01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:23,177 Merry christmas. 2051 01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:25,079 [quiet awe]: Merry christmas! 2052 01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:27,481 [♪] 2053 01:21:27,483 --> 01:21:28,616 [doors shutting] 2054 01:21:28,618 --> 01:21:30,618 I don't think they think we're us. 2055 01:21:30,620 --> 01:21:32,186 [laughs] 2056 01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:34,154 [♪] 2057 01:21:39,094 --> 01:21:41,896 Hope knows. That's what counts. 2058 01:21:43,965 --> 01:21:46,300 [♪] 2059 01:21:57,345 --> 01:21:59,980 I think I'm gonna miss looking young. 2060 01:21:59,982 --> 01:22:02,483 Oh, sugarplum. 2061 01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:05,386 You're beautiful at any age. 2062 01:22:06,988 --> 01:22:08,289 You ready to go home? 2063 01:22:15,630 --> 01:22:18,365 [♪] 2064 01:22:21,102 --> 01:22:22,536 Uh, mom? 2065 01:22:22,538 --> 01:22:25,205 I think santa left us something... 2066 01:22:25,207 --> 01:22:26,507 [♪] 2067 01:22:26,509 --> 01:22:29,476 And I think it's alive. 2068 01:22:32,414 --> 01:22:33,514 [puppy whines] 2069 01:22:33,516 --> 01:22:35,149 Where did that come from? 2070 01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:37,451 He did it, mom! 2071 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,019 Santa got me a puppy. 2072 01:22:39,021 --> 01:22:40,421 [stunned chuckle] 2073 01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:42,623 What is going on? 2074 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:44,091 I have no idea. 2075 01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:45,326 [puppy fussing] 2076 01:22:47,529 --> 01:22:50,464 It's full of money! 2077 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,532 -[bills rustling] -what? 2078 01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:56,103 There's a note. 2079 01:22:56,105 --> 01:22:58,539 "dear noelle... 2080 01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,975 "for your two-bedroom apartment. 2081 01:23:00,977 --> 01:23:05,112 Or perhaps you're going to need an even bigger place." 2082 01:23:05,114 --> 01:23:08,048 [♪] 2083 01:23:08,050 --> 01:23:10,184 "love santa." 2084 01:23:11,453 --> 01:23:14,521 "p.S., the puppy is for hope." 2085 01:23:14,523 --> 01:23:16,256 I told you he was the real santa claus! 2086 01:23:16,258 --> 01:23:18,058 [puppy yaps] 2087 01:23:20,729 --> 01:23:23,630 [♪] 2088 01:23:27,535 --> 01:23:30,004 [merrily]: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 2089 01:23:30,006 --> 01:23:32,139 [♪] 2090 01:23:32,141 --> 01:23:34,775 Whoa! What's that? 2091 01:23:36,177 --> 01:23:38,479 [♪] 2092 01:23:47,789 --> 01:23:51,091 It's snowing. It's snowing! 2093 01:23:51,093 --> 01:23:53,027 [♪] 2094 01:23:53,029 --> 01:23:56,030 Wow! I love it! 2095 01:23:58,099 --> 01:24:00,234 [♪] 2096 01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:08,208 I think I just saw a shooting star. 2097 01:24:11,112 --> 01:24:14,081 Did you make a wish? 2098 01:24:15,183 --> 01:24:17,551 I did. 2099 01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:21,822 [♪] 2100 01:24:37,138 --> 01:24:39,339 [♪] 2101 01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:42,142 Hey, mom! 2102 01:24:42,144 --> 01:24:43,644 Mom! Mom! Look! 2103 01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:47,114 [♪] 2104 01:24:47,116 --> 01:24:50,150 [hope]: Wow! 2105 01:24:51,786 --> 01:24:53,754 [stunned laugh] 2106 01:24:58,626 --> 01:25:00,794 [♪] 2107 01:25:06,701 --> 01:25:09,570 Oh, kris! Look. 2108 01:25:09,572 --> 01:25:11,438 A letter from our dear hope! 2109 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,640 Oh! How is she? 2110 01:25:15,643 --> 01:25:17,444 Oh, my... 2111 01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:20,180 Noelle and myles are getting married. 2112 01:25:20,182 --> 01:25:21,315 Oh! 2113 01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:23,884 And we're invited to attend! 2114 01:25:23,886 --> 01:25:24,852 Well, we can't miss that. 2115 01:25:24,854 --> 01:25:26,420 Oh, I'm so excited! 2116 01:25:26,422 --> 01:25:28,622 I'll need a new dress, 2117 01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:30,190 And matching mukluks, 2118 01:25:30,192 --> 01:25:31,625 And... Well, maybe 2119 01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:35,896 Just a little pinch of your magic sparkle-dust. 2120 01:25:35,898 --> 01:25:37,831 Oh! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 2121 01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:39,800 [santa continues laughing merrily] 2122 01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:42,269 [♪] 2123 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:48,509 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2124 01:25:48,511 --> 01:25:50,544 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2125 01:25:50,546 --> 01:25:52,346 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2126 01:25:52,348 --> 01:26:01,388 ♪ and a happy new year 2127 01:26:10,532 --> 01:26:11,899 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2128 01:26:11,901 --> 01:26:13,767 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2129 01:26:13,769 --> 01:26:15,869 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2130 01:26:15,871 --> 01:26:17,704 ♪ and a happy new year 2131 01:26:17,706 --> 01:26:19,773 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2132 01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:21,708 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2133 01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:23,377 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2134 01:26:23,379 --> 01:26:25,512 ♪ and a happy new year 2135 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,481 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2136 01:26:27,483 --> 01:26:29,416 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2137 01:26:29,418 --> 01:26:30,884 ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ 2138 01:26:30,886 --> 01:26:38,292 ♪ and a happy new year140416