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TED: Okay, Clara,
you don't have to kill us.
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[BRAKES SCREECHING]
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[EXHALES]
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It just makes no sense.
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TED: Well...
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Wait.
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I think I see it.
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Is that it? Is that it?
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Oh, what a relief.
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I thought I was gonna have to
try to find it online.
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[COYOTE HOWLING]
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[LEAVES RUSTLING]
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Excuse me. Hello?
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MAN: Do you mind?
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Lady.
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Can you see me?
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[CAR HORN BLARING]
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MAN: Hello?
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Sorry.
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Damn it.
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CLARA: It's not it, Ted.
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It's exactly like this one.
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The brand is Dina,
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or Dina, D-I-N-A.
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And I got them at Marshall's
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near the Palisades mall,
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with my sister in New Jersey.
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And I think I had
a store credit.
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And, oh, they were on clearance.
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So, there's no way they
have them there anymore.
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Gotcha. So,
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someone stole your shoe?
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No, no, um,
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we took and it fell out
of the car somewhere.
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You could fill out
a stolen property...
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No, no, we've been searching
for it for hours,
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it got dark.
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It's a size nine.
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Wearing two shoes now.
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No, no.Right?
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These are from DSW.
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I like DSW.
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The missing shoe
is from Marshall's.
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So you just have
a back-up pair in your car
in case someone lost your shoe?
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No, I wasn't wearing them.
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They were in my car
but they weren't on my feet.
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Were in your car
but they weren't on your feet.
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The left shoe
was the missing shoe.
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Oh.
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We have a "Lost Item Report"
that you can fill out.
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That way,
if anyone returns it...
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Are you kidding me?
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Is there someone above you
I can speak with
to help me figure this out?
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I'm sorry, um,
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I'm the only one here.
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Do you see my husband out there?
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Do you recognize him?
Ted Reynolds?
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Does he eat at Andy's Deli
on Elm on Saturdays often?
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Ted Reynolds, the actor.
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I'm gonna have to
go out there and tell him
that you didn't help me at all.
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And he's gonna be very upset.
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Ted Reynolds?
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Well, I think
it's time for a drink.
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Damn right.
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[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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[SLOW TENSE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INSECTS BUZZING]
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Oh, my gosh!
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Look at that moon.
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CLARA: Oh, my gosh. Wow.
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I don't think I've ever seen,
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seen a moon like that.
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CLARA: Spectacularly beautiful.
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Is it supposed to be
a full moon tonight?
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Oh, honey, I don't know
if the moon is supposed
to be full.
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Okay, I'm gonna take him out.I am not the boss of the moon.
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Take who out?Oliver.
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No, no, you're gonna stay.
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Come down here.
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I need to take Oliver...Come down with me.
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[GASPS] Lie down
on the rug with me.
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We can look at the ceiling
and pretend
we're looking at stars.
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Come here. Come here.
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Give me some sugar.
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Oh, God.Come on.
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Oh, I need to take the dog out.
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No, you are not taking him out.
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It's not fair to him.
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Ow! Ow!
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I'm tender. My bones
are like chicken bones.
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They're very brittle.Jesus.
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Go do your duty.
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[INSECTS BUZZING]
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[DOG SNIFFING]
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[DOG URINATING]
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[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
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[CREAKING]
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[CREAKING]
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[CELL PHONE BUTTONS CLICKING]
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[ TOYLANDPLAYING]
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That's a good song.
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CLARA: 1969, Ollie.
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I was 14.
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Time flies.
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Whether you're having fun
or not.
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[ GEORGY GIRLPLAYING]
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♪ Hey there Georgy girl
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♪ Swinging down
the street so fancy-free
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♪ Nobody you meet could ever see the loneliness there
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♪ Inside you
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♪ Hey there Georgy girl
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♪ Why do all the boys
just pass you by?
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♪ Could it be you just don't try
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♪ Or is it the clothes you wear?
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♪ You're always window shopping
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♪ But never stopping to buy
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♪ So shed those
dowdy feathers and fly
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♪ A little bit
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♪ Hey there Georgy girl
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♪ There's another
Georgy deep inside
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♪ Bring out all the love you
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♪ Hide and oh
what a change there'd be
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♪ The world would see
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♪ A new Georgy girl
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♪ Georgy girl
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♪ Swinging down the street
so fancy-free
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♪ Nobody you meet
could ever see... ♪
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Gardner.
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Gardener.
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[READING]
"Gardener of family owned wine
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"from San Luis Obispo.
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"We will sell no wine
before its time."
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A family that wines together,
Ollie...
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Ollie.
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Where'd you go?
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Okay.
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Somebody's gotta do it.
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So, it has to be me.
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Get in there.
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[BANGS] Shit.
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Oh, hi.[PHONE BEEPS]
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Hello, this is Clara,
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and I should be cleaning.
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I cleaned by kitchen
and it looks good.
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But my office is still...
It needs work.
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It's late here, but I figured
with the time difference
on the West Coast,
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it'd be okay.
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Um, I'm-I'm-I'm...
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I like your wine.
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I think that you'd probably
guessed that by now.
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Maybe you didn't,
I don't know.
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Anyway, um,
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I'm looking at your website,
at the whole bunch of you,
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and it just seems like
such a wonderful family,
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and such a great team.
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[CHANDELIERS CHIMING]
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Oh.
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I found and obituary for
Mary Gardener's father online,
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and it said that
he passed away from cancer.
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And I was just wondering
what kind, because,
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it is just such horrible stuff.
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[CHANDELIERS CHIMING]
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I like the fruity undertones
of the wine.
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And I was just wondering,
is that something
that you plan for
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or is it just a coincidence.
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The fruity.
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Anyway,
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if someone could
call me back
about the fruity undertones,
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I would really appreciate that.
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Thank you.
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[CHANDELIERS CHIMING]
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Clara.
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[SNICKERING]
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Oh, my God.
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[LAUGHING]
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TED: Sweetheart.
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Oh, you cutie.
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Magazine people
are coming at 1:00.
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And the girls will be here
in about an hour.
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Oh.
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[SLURPING]
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[IN A CHILDLIKE VOICE] Ollie.
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Oh, it's your birthday,
little boy.
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Come here.
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Oh, honey, happy birthday.
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You got a big day today.
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Oh, come here. Hi.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Hi. Yeah.
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Ew.
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JULIE: Ew. I hate her so much.
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Benny used to date her,
you know.
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Really? When?
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Like, when I was a baby.
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[SIGHS]
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Sweet Sisters reunion.
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Can't wait to go home.Ah.
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Okay, don't post that,
all right?
It's super desperate.
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Just giving the people
what they want.
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Oh, Benny needs to know
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approximately how long
your speech is gonna be
for the wedding.
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Why? I haven't even
written it yet.
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Well, he's just being
a good groom.
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These things can drag on and on,
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like Marcy
at Jay and Em's wedding.
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She just would not shut up
about her fucking, like, lupas.
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You know? I'm just, like,
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"Shut the fuck up."
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You know, I had
an epiphany recently.
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I walked into this audition
and there was a waiting room
full of actresses,
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and I was, like,
finally confident in myself
for the first time.
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Like, I'm okay with how I look.
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It's fine.
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Well, that's not good.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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So, what's this photo shoot for?
It's for, like, on airplanes?
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Arrivee Magazine.
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Okay, I really can't handle
going home right now.
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I'm so fat and my wedding's
in nine weeks,
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and mom, like,
is just in complete denial.
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She should be freaking out.
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PASSENGER: Oh, shit.
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Hey, do you think you're
gonna do that show in Brooklyn?
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They don't want me
without you.
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That, "Where are they now?"
show?
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No. Fuck no!
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RILEY: I know, but I could
really use the money.
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We're working actresses.
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Not fucking former child stars.
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Sweet Sisters!
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Pfft. Okay.
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What's the point
of saying anything?
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I know. Like we're poison ivy.
You have to alert everybody.
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[EXHALES]
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[GIGGLING]
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Oh.
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I don't like my smile in this.
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Oh, God. This is gruesome.
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[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
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Hello.
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Oh, yeah. I'll hold.
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Oh, shit, I can
never return this.
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Oh, boy.
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[SOFTLY] Oh.
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Oh, my God. My old library card.
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From 1963.
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Ted. Guess what I just found.
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Really?
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Yeah, I just wish they
would have come to this decision
before rehearsals.
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Yeah.
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You know what, guys,
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this puts me in a very
uncomfortable position.
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You see, this twat producer,
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who, by the way, only happens
to be, like, five years
younger than me,
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wants to be
my fucking son-in-law.
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And here's the position
I'm in now.
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I don't know how
to pay for the wedding.
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Yeah, you know what?
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You should have
seen this coming.
263
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:48,748
Okay? That's why I pay you
the big bucks.
264
00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,508
The big clams casino.
265
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,785
Yeah.
266
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,511
Uh-huh. Okay. Well, fuck you.
267
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:54,754
Right. Yeah. Goodbye.
268
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:58,930
Stupid. Bastard. Fat ass.
269
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:01,554
TED: Punk. Pervert. Son-in-law.
270
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,452
TED: Clara.
271
00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:05,696
We should get going.God dammit.
272
00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:10,287
TED: We gotta leave
in 10 minutes.
273
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:11,564
What time is it?
274
00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:14,670
[BELL DINGING]
275
00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,611
Oh.
276
00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:27,545
This is my cousin
Grace's new baby.
277
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:31,722
Uh, they named her Louise
after her husband's mother.
278
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:36,830
And her husband is the one
who died drunk driving.
279
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,798
Mmm-hmm.Wait. Wait a minute.
No, that's not right.
280
00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:43,216
You know what? He may have
been the one who died
from a heart attack
281
00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:45,218
while he was drunk driving.
282
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,495
Do you believe that?
283
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:52,570
Okay.
284
00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:00,578
ADELIA: [WHISPERS] Clara.
285
00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:04,410
ADELIA: [WHISPERS SLOWLY] Clara.
286
00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:09,553
[BELL DINGING]
287
00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:17,423
Clara.
288
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,425
Can you see me?
289
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:35,337
Oh, gosh.
290
00:20:35,372 --> 00:20:38,375
The daylight.
So happy to be out...
291
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:39,686
TED: Hi, girls.RILEY: Hey.
292
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,688
JULIE: Hi.
293
00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:43,414
Welcome home.CLARA: Sight for sore eyes.
294
00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:44,933
Thank you.
295
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:46,314
How was the train ride?
296
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,074
We were, like,
sitting in a fart box.
297
00:20:48,108 --> 00:20:50,490
The entire train ride
was disgusting.Yeah.
298
00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:51,905
Smelled like warm beans.Is it?
299
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,976
You're making me hungry
with that fart talk.
300
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:55,944
Yeah.[TED GIGGLING]
301
00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:57,325
Dad, you're so thin.
302
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:58,671
Oh, I am not. I'm fat.
303
00:20:58,705 --> 00:21:00,880
I gotta lose, like, 25 pounds.
304
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:02,813
Uh, I need help with laundry,
305
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:03,848
when you have a chance.CLARA: Okay.
306
00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:05,919
And then, I also
need help with a bill. I just...
307
00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:08,301
"Help with a bill"?
308
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:10,407
What? Do you need someone
to read it to you?
309
00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:11,925
[TED GIGGLING]RILEY: Funny, funny.
310
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,411
TED: Girls, we have time
for a couple of drinks
311
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,033
before Arrivee Magazine.
312
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,483
Arrivee Magazine.JULIE: Ugh!
313
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,070
I'm not even on the cover.
314
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:26,354
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
315
00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:28,390
ALL: Cheers!
316
00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:29,702
To Ollie's birthday.
317
00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:31,980
Ollie's birthday,
and welcome home.
318
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:34,914
Wow.
319
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:36,916
Yes-sir-e.
320
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:39,574
Those will knock your ass
right over your head.
321
00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:41,610
Dad's been painting, girls.
322
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:43,923
BOTH: Cool.
323
00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:45,511
It's really shit. It's like...
324
00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:46,615
Sorry. Hey.
325
00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:50,481
Can I, can I get a picture
with the three of you?
326
00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:53,070
Sure. Yeah.Sweet sisters.
327
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,728
[RHYTHMICALLY] And the father.
328
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:57,626
Ted Reynolds.
329
00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:00,974
Oh, man. It's just, like,
such a wacky, wacky world.
330
00:22:02,528 --> 00:22:03,667
Ted.
331
00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:05,979
How you been man?
332
00:22:06,739 --> 00:22:08,396
Yeah, been around.
333
00:22:09,466 --> 00:22:11,157
Uh, hey, you know, jeez louise,
334
00:22:11,191 --> 00:22:14,056
my son was obsessed
with you two.
335
00:22:14,091 --> 00:22:15,472
Oh.Oh, that's so sweet.
336
00:22:15,506 --> 00:22:17,612
I mean, you know,
I'd give him hell about it.
337
00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:19,407
Here, I'll take it.
338
00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:20,649
Oh.CLARA: You sit down.
339
00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:21,788
Oh, awesome.
340
00:22:21,823 --> 00:22:23,169
Okay, so you're gonna sit
right there?
341
00:22:23,203 --> 00:22:24,722
No, you're gonna come
right back here
342
00:22:24,757 --> 00:22:25,827
Okay.
343
00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:27,415
Two thumbs up.Yep.
344
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:29,589
That's good.Okay.
345
00:22:29,624 --> 00:22:33,490
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
One with Julie.
346
00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:35,561
♪ The star
347
00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:36,803
[LAUGHING]
348
00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:39,599
TED: Yeah. Yeah.
349
00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:41,394
Okay, I got it. I got it.
350
00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:42,706
Good.Un-real.
351
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:43,776
Yeah.Thanks.
352
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:45,087
Ugh.Ugh.
353
00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:47,607
Oh, my God. Ew!
354
00:22:47,642 --> 00:22:48,919
Did you get a little bit
of him on you?
355
00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:51,473
Yeah, I got a lot of him on me.
356
00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:52,578
TED: Enjoy that, honey.
357
00:22:52,612 --> 00:22:53,889
You guys wanna eat anything?
358
00:22:53,924 --> 00:22:55,097
I'm cleansing.
359
00:22:55,132 --> 00:22:57,203
Maybe, just an order
of fried shrimp.
360
00:22:57,237 --> 00:22:59,585
Mm-hmm.And some quesadilla,
361
00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:01,863
and, I don't know,
maybe a cob salad for the table
would be good.
362
00:23:01,897 --> 00:23:04,555
That's all. I mean,
I think we should
just eat appetizer, girls,
363
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,005
'cause I'm gonna order
Chinese food.
364
00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:08,663
We should all be eating
eggplant at every meal.
365
00:23:08,697 --> 00:23:11,493
They say it literally
melts cancer cells.
366
00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:12,874
TED: Well, that sounds yummy,
367
00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:14,945
but I'm not gonna go
for the eggplant right now.
368
00:23:14,979 --> 00:23:16,015
I think that will be it.
369
00:23:16,049 --> 00:23:17,085
Thank you so much.Yeah.
370
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:18,397
Thank you, great.
371
00:23:19,018 --> 00:23:20,640
I like this waitress.
372
00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:23,436
And when a waitress
from 1975 can say,
373
00:23:23,471 --> 00:23:25,162
"A waitress nowadays is good,"
374
00:23:25,749 --> 00:23:26,991
she's good.
375
00:23:27,026 --> 00:23:29,856
Well, any waitress
in Connecticut has it better
than you did.
376
00:23:29,891 --> 00:23:32,790
Yeah, you were working in, like,
seedy shit holes in Midtown,
377
00:23:32,825 --> 00:23:34,620
where dudes went
to cheat on their wives.
378
00:23:34,654 --> 00:23:36,967
Serving shitty steak
in a leotard.
379
00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:38,589
That's so fucked up.
380
00:23:38,624 --> 00:23:41,834
Your boss was like, "Clara,
come over here, you missed
a spot right on my mouth.
381
00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:42,800
Come on, give me a kiss."
382
00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:45,907
So, I really want Megan
to be a bridesmaid,
383
00:23:45,941 --> 00:23:49,186
but, like, she's gained
a lot of weight.
384
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:52,914
I need to write an email
with everyone's goal weight
on it and send it out.
385
00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:55,710
JULIE: What the... Hey.RILEY: Hey, come back here.
386
00:23:55,744 --> 00:23:56,918
You stole my wallet.
387
00:23:56,952 --> 00:23:58,195
TED: It's her bladder, kids.
388
00:23:58,229 --> 00:23:59,507
It's shot.
389
00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:00,922
We're old. We're falling apart.
390
00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:03,165
Just go ahead and
shoot me in the face.
391
00:24:13,279 --> 00:24:15,488
[TOILET FLUSHES]
392
00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:18,698
Excuse me.
393
00:24:30,986 --> 00:24:32,540
Not nice to stare.
394
00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:42,619
ADELIA: [WHISPERS] Clara.
395
00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:46,864
WOMAN: Girls, are you
washing your hands?
396
00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:52,629
RILEY: Do you wash your hair
before auditions?
397
00:24:53,871 --> 00:24:56,011
JULIE: Yeah, sometimes.
398
00:24:56,046 --> 00:24:57,979
I just feel like
it's really important.
399
00:24:59,912 --> 00:25:02,190
TED: Don't know what to
tell you sweetie,
it's a shitty business.
400
00:25:02,224 --> 00:25:03,432
Well, that's what it is.
401
00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:05,124
Oh, you know what?
I keep seeing
that friend of yours
402
00:25:05,158 --> 00:25:06,953
on this detergent commercial.
403
00:25:06,988 --> 00:25:08,817
She's actually very funny.
404
00:25:08,852 --> 00:25:11,164
Yeah.Mara? My old roommate?
405
00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:12,683
Yeah, we were never friends.
406
00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:14,202
I hate her. She's a huge cunt.
407
00:25:14,236 --> 00:25:17,067
Ah, okay, well,
she's a huge funny cunt.
408
00:25:17,101 --> 00:25:18,724
Hey, you didn't notice my lips.
409
00:25:19,828 --> 00:25:21,589
Did you get 'em pumped
or whatever?
410
00:25:21,623 --> 00:25:22,866
TED: They look pumped.JULIE: Yeah.
411
00:25:23,349 --> 00:25:24,592
Just checking...
412
00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:25,731
[SCREAMS]
413
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,733
Oh, my God.
414
00:25:29,113 --> 00:25:31,184
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
415
00:25:31,219 --> 00:25:32,772
I was just...That was scary.
416
00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:35,672
Just, just checking that
you wanted the C-Cobb as well.
417
00:25:35,706 --> 00:25:37,743
Yeah, we...
418
00:25:37,777 --> 00:25:39,676
Now more than ever.
The Cobb, please.
419
00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:41,781
JULIE: Jesus.Sorry.
420
00:25:41,816 --> 00:25:44,128
I think there's a Cobb salad
in my underpants.
421
00:25:44,163 --> 00:25:46,165
My IUD dropped out, I think.
422
00:25:47,028 --> 00:25:48,270
TED: I think it's in me now.
423
00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:55,070
[SQUEAKY VOICE] Did everyone see
the flowers I posted
on Pinterest for the wedding?
424
00:25:55,105 --> 00:25:57,763
Oh, I'm sorry, Julie,
I just haven't had time.
425
00:25:57,797 --> 00:26:02,181
You know, I saw something
that I think would be perfect
for your wedding this morning.
426
00:26:02,215 --> 00:26:03,734
Honey, show 'em
the picture of what I saw.
427
00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:05,115
Uh, yeah.
428
00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,186
Look at that.
429
00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:08,774
Oh, my God.Ew.
430
00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:12,329
That was in our backyard
and it's for free.
431
00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:14,400
TED: And I think it
will look great on the cake.
432
00:26:14,434 --> 00:26:16,989
Coyotes have been
awful this year.
433
00:26:17,023 --> 00:26:20,095
Every other week we hear
about a dog being killed.
434
00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,787
And did I tell you guys
about the little girl
435
00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:23,961
who was stalked on the
way home from school.
436
00:26:23,996 --> 00:26:25,929
I just ordered pot.
437
00:26:25,963 --> 00:26:27,344
From who? Poo-poo?
438
00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:29,967
You know it. 'Cause he got
the good shit.
439
00:26:30,002 --> 00:26:31,831
I'm so proud of my kids.
440
00:26:31,866 --> 00:26:33,074
[INHALING]
441
00:26:36,318 --> 00:26:39,425
What should we bake
for the birthday boy this year?
442
00:26:39,459 --> 00:26:42,808
Oh, I don't think
we need to make anything.
443
00:26:42,842 --> 00:26:45,707
We just ate and
we're gonna have Chinese,
444
00:26:45,742 --> 00:26:47,847
and I just cleaned
the kitchen last night.
445
00:26:47,882 --> 00:26:49,435
JULIE: Relax, we'll clean it up.
446
00:26:49,469 --> 00:26:50,436
RILEY: Yeah, it's tradition.
447
00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:52,852
CLARA: I thought you wanted
to cleanse, Julie.
448
00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:55,061
JULIE: Jeez, okay,
I think I look good.
449
00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:57,788
Okay. Home sweet home.
450
00:26:57,823 --> 00:26:59,756
Oh, my goodness.There he is.
451
00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:01,274
TED: There's the guy.
452
00:27:01,309 --> 00:27:02,862
Hi, Ollie.
453
00:27:02,897 --> 00:27:04,899
Hi, baby.
454
00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:06,832
RILEY: Oh, he has
a little red rocket.
455
00:27:06,866 --> 00:27:10,318
Aw, you can't get boners
for your sisters, Ollie.
456
00:27:10,352 --> 00:27:12,182
I found brownie mix.
457
00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:13,666
Ooh.
458
00:27:13,701 --> 00:27:15,254
Ooh, yummy.
459
00:27:16,151 --> 00:27:18,188
Hey, sweetheart, we're home.
460
00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:20,431
Why don't you take your
coat off and stay awhile.
461
00:27:22,502 --> 00:27:23,952
So, uh, for the wedding,
462
00:27:23,987 --> 00:27:27,231
we're gonna let the elderly
people come in
and use the private bathroom.
463
00:27:27,266 --> 00:27:29,199
Where are the
porta-potties gonna go?
464
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,856
Behind the garage.
465
00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:33,237
They're gonna be nice though.
We're splurging
on the presidential trailers.
466
00:27:33,272 --> 00:27:34,583
RILEY: Hmm.
467
00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:37,310
JULIE: I mean that's, like,
an important thing
to spend money on.
468
00:27:37,345 --> 00:27:39,761
RILEY: Yeah.JULIE: Yeah, it's like if
someone takes a shit,
469
00:27:39,796 --> 00:27:43,075
then like, they'll be fully
stocked because
of the attendant.
470
00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:45,733
RILEY: Yeah, you don't want
anyone walking out of there
like this.
471
00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:47,148
Ugh, come on.Yeah, you do.
472
00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:58,504
TED: Julie, um,
has Benny said how
the show's going?
473
00:27:58,538 --> 00:28:01,093
JULIE: Um, I think
he's having fun.
474
00:28:01,127 --> 00:28:02,957
He thinks your great.TED: Wow. That's nice.
475
00:28:02,991 --> 00:28:04,130
ADELIA: [ WHISPERS] Let me in.
476
00:28:05,891 --> 00:28:07,513
Ted.
477
00:28:07,547 --> 00:28:10,965
TED: I, uh, was fired
from Benny's show, Julie.
478
00:28:11,551 --> 00:28:13,139
What?It's okay.
479
00:28:13,174 --> 00:28:14,831
TED: I'm fine. Thank you though.
480
00:28:16,522 --> 00:28:19,214
Yeah, up until a week ago,
they were sending flowers,
481
00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:22,045
and then he just
got the call today.
482
00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:25,945
Yeah, I guess they wanted to go
a different direction
with the character.
483
00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,222
Do you know anything about that?
484
00:28:27,257 --> 00:28:30,467
Well, yeah, but Ben said he was
gonna call you personally.
485
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:32,434
Mmm-hmm, he didn't.
486
00:28:32,469 --> 00:28:36,473
But, that's okay, I mean,
I don't need a pep talk.
487
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,302
RILEY: What happened?
488
00:28:38,337 --> 00:28:41,098
Well, I guess they wanted
a Ted Reynolds type,
489
00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:43,169
but they didn't
actually want Ted Reynolds.
490
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:45,344
Well, it wasn't Ben.
He was championing you.
491
00:28:45,378 --> 00:28:49,935
Yeah, you know, sweetheart,
I have a hard time
trusting the old son-in-law.
492
00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:52,040
And by old, I do mean, old.
493
00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:53,559
That is so fucked up, Dad.
494
00:28:53,593 --> 00:28:55,319
Do not give me shit
about his age.
495
00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:57,356
Riley just had sex
with a 60-year-old
496
00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:59,116
and no one's saying anything
about that.
497
00:28:59,151 --> 00:29:00,566
Don't announce that
to Mom and Dad.
498
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,809
Well, you did.
499
00:29:01,843 --> 00:29:03,051
He was not 60 then.
500
00:29:03,086 --> 00:29:05,157
And it was a blowjob, not sex.
501
00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:06,365
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
502
00:29:06,399 --> 00:29:07,918
Who did they give it too?
503
00:29:07,953 --> 00:29:11,025
I don't know. Some swollen dick,
I don't know his name.
504
00:29:11,059 --> 00:29:13,337
Matt Byrne, wasn't it?
I can Google it.
505
00:29:13,372 --> 00:29:17,169
Oh, sweetheart, that's really
sweet of you, but no,
we don't need to Google it.
506
00:29:17,203 --> 00:29:18,584
Yeah, fuck them.
507
00:29:18,618 --> 00:29:19,723
RILEY: God.
508
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,588
I don't mean your fiancee,
just the powers that be.
509
00:29:22,622 --> 00:29:23,831
'Kay.
510
00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:25,177
Come on, let's not fight.
511
00:29:25,211 --> 00:29:26,937
You know, come to
think of it, sweetheart,
512
00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:29,388
I would have liked a phone call,
that would have been nice.
513
00:29:29,422 --> 00:29:32,011
Mom literally just said,
"Let's not fight."
514
00:29:32,046 --> 00:29:33,081
[DOORBELL RINGS]
515
00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:34,358
Oh, I bet that's my shoe.
516
00:29:34,393 --> 00:29:35,946
Nope, that's definitely my pot.
517
00:29:35,981 --> 00:29:39,329
Okay, well, I gotta go
wipe my fanny before these
magazine people show up.
518
00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:43,574
He is so insane.
519
00:29:43,609 --> 00:29:45,991
If he didn't act like
a complete psychopath
520
00:29:46,025 --> 00:29:49,339
and make insane demands
to the director.
521
00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:51,237
He wanted to be
in every other scene.
522
00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,550
And he did the, "Twat, twat,
I can't hear you" joke
523
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,070
to her while she was trying
to give him direction.
524
00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:58,520
Then he did the "Eskimo Pussy"
bit on top of that.
525
00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:01,627
Julie, just for the sake
of tonight, can we
forget about this?
526
00:30:01,661 --> 00:30:03,318
It wasn't even a big role.
527
00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:05,286
It was a potential reoccurring.
528
00:30:05,907 --> 00:30:07,322
Ugh! God.
529
00:30:07,357 --> 00:30:10,153
Oh, Mom, thank you
for meeting with the tent guy.
530
00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:11,188
What are you talking about?
531
00:30:11,913 --> 00:30:13,501
Mom. The tent guy?
532
00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:14,985
I told you a month ago,
533
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:17,919
you needed to schedule a time
to meet with him
before he left town.
534
00:30:17,954 --> 00:30:20,542
I don't remember
having this conversation.
535
00:30:20,577 --> 00:30:24,270
Oh, my God, Mom.
They needed to see the yard.
536
00:30:24,305 --> 00:30:27,273
I-I don't...No one gives a shit
about this wedding, but me?
537
00:30:27,308 --> 00:30:29,068
I guess I just have to
suck it up and do it alone.
538
00:30:47,155 --> 00:30:49,364
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
539
00:30:52,574 --> 00:30:55,336
It's Poo-poo. Poo-poo's here.
540
00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:57,338
Oh, nobody
calls me that anymore.
541
00:30:57,372 --> 00:30:59,927
Mom, apparently you know
of my drug dealer
542
00:30:59,961 --> 00:31:01,169
Mom, are you okay?
543
00:31:02,032 --> 00:31:04,069
Mom?Oh, hi, Joe.
544
00:31:04,103 --> 00:31:06,105
Hey. How you doing,
Ms. Reynolds.Oh, Joe.
545
00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:09,695
Oh. Joe did our
landscaping all summer.
546
00:31:09,729 --> 00:31:12,594
Are you crying?No, no, no, I'm fine.
547
00:31:12,629 --> 00:31:15,597
♪ I don't know
what I've been told
548
00:31:15,632 --> 00:31:18,255
♪ Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
549
00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:20,637
There he is. How you doing,
you old bush wacker?
550
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:23,226
Oh, I'm good.You're okay? Yeah.
551
00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:24,606
You shouldn't sing that
in front of guests.
552
00:31:24,641 --> 00:31:27,575
Hey, I've heard it before.
I, uh, looking
for my next big job.
553
00:31:27,609 --> 00:31:32,304
Oh yeah?Mr. Montalto has me cleaning out
his storage space in Deep River.
554
00:31:32,338 --> 00:31:34,651
How many bodies
have you found so far?
555
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,101
You know what's crazy though,
556
00:31:36,135 --> 00:31:38,034
he has two pitching machines.
557
00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:40,657
Who would need two?I don't know.
Who would need two?
558
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,075
So, uh,
559
00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:46,352
do you know we had
AP English together?
560
00:31:46,387 --> 00:31:47,975
Ooh, I didn't know that.
561
00:31:48,009 --> 00:31:50,115
Yeah, studying.Me in high school.
562
00:31:50,149 --> 00:31:51,875
Dark, dark times.Yeah.
563
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,430
No, we don't talk about that.
That was really like,
"Dear diary, I don't know..."
564
00:31:58,123 --> 00:32:00,470
Yeah, it was hysterical,
I wanted to die.
565
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:01,540
You and me, both, sweetie.
566
00:32:01,574 --> 00:32:03,128
Joe, what do you want to drink?
567
00:32:03,162 --> 00:32:05,647
Oh, I'm fine.
Thank you, I'm good.Oh, come on.
568
00:32:05,682 --> 00:32:07,649
Have a little something
to wet your whistle, huh?
569
00:32:07,684 --> 00:32:09,479
And you're gonna have
dinner with us too, pal.
570
00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:11,964
Huh, I like Moscow Mules.
571
00:32:11,999 --> 00:32:13,379
What the fuck
are you talking about?
572
00:32:13,414 --> 00:32:15,071
JOE: Sorry.RILEY: Let's smoke this.
How about that.
573
00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:17,142
Okay, off you go.
574
00:32:17,176 --> 00:32:19,351
Have fun kids.RILEY: Julie, Poo-poo's here.
575
00:32:19,385 --> 00:32:21,422
No poking at fannies.
576
00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:23,458
Oh, Ollie, come here.
577
00:32:23,493 --> 00:32:26,737
[IN A CHILID-LIKE VOICE]
Oh, sweetheart, oh, honey, baby.
578
00:32:26,772 --> 00:32:28,153
Give me a kiss.
579
00:32:28,187 --> 00:32:30,431
I've been seeing
this woman around.
580
00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:34,435
Uh, around Old Lyme?
581
00:32:34,469 --> 00:32:37,300
Yeah. She seems to go
wherever I go.
582
00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:40,993
Well, you should say hi to her.
Maybe you guys could be friends.
583
00:32:41,028 --> 00:32:43,168
I think hat would be
weird at this point.
584
00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:45,446
Mmm, she might think
the same thing.
585
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,311
Mmm, oh Jesus.
586
00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:51,762
There are those assholes
from Arrivee Magazine.
587
00:32:51,797 --> 00:32:54,282
They can all suck my red rocket.
588
00:32:57,423 --> 00:32:59,632
TED: Hey, James.
589
00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:01,427
How are you, sir?How are you?
590
00:33:01,462 --> 00:33:04,016
Come here, come here.Thank you very much.
591
00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:07,330
Okay, focus, focus.
592
00:33:07,364 --> 00:33:09,573
Ooh, my face is really hot.
I don't like powder.
593
00:33:09,608 --> 00:33:11,610
They look great.
The house looks really great.
594
00:33:11,644 --> 00:33:13,750
More family. Like a family.
595
00:33:13,784 --> 00:33:16,373
This is where I play,
"How do I kill myself?"
596
00:33:16,408 --> 00:33:18,065
Because I can't
get out of this room.
597
00:33:18,099 --> 00:33:19,411
Good.Something like this, James?
598
00:33:19,445 --> 00:33:20,515
[LAUGHING]
599
00:33:21,413 --> 00:33:22,690
That's a suicide joke.
600
00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:25,417
This is a really
strange position for me.
601
00:33:25,451 --> 00:33:26,763
[MOANING]
602
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,247
[LAUGHING]
603
00:33:28,282 --> 00:33:29,490
Oh, it's beautiful.
604
00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:32,113
Isn't that just the essence.Yes.
605
00:33:32,148 --> 00:33:36,255
So, when I say family,
what does it mean to you?
606
00:33:36,876 --> 00:33:38,050
Family.
607
00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:40,087
Ooh.
608
00:33:40,121 --> 00:33:42,468
[JULIE CLEAR THROAT]Any of you can answer.
609
00:33:43,297 --> 00:33:44,367
Hey, Joe.Yeah.
610
00:33:44,401 --> 00:33:45,609
When you ordered
the Chinese food,
611
00:33:45,644 --> 00:33:47,818
did you get two orders
of sesame chicken?
612
00:33:47,853 --> 00:33:51,167
Uh...We need two orders
of sesame chicken.
613
00:33:51,201 --> 00:33:53,100
I'll go call 'em back.Thank you.
614
00:33:53,134 --> 00:33:54,687
RILEY: Run like the wind.TED: I'll jump in.
615
00:33:55,654 --> 00:33:56,793
Gotta get this shit over with.
616
00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:59,244
TED: Um, family means
everything to me.
617
00:33:59,278 --> 00:34:00,728
It really is...
618
00:34:00,762 --> 00:34:04,111
It's my whole life, I mean,
my family is my life.
619
00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:09,357
It's really the whipped cream
on the banana split of life.
620
00:34:09,392 --> 00:34:11,359
And um...
621
00:34:11,394 --> 00:34:14,155
You know, the girls and I,
we've been through
some rough times,
622
00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:16,123
but we know,
623
00:34:16,157 --> 00:34:19,609
we'll get through them together
and we'll always be a family.
624
00:34:20,575 --> 00:34:23,889
Oh, that's beautiful. Wait. Ooh!
625
00:34:23,923 --> 00:34:26,409
Excellent. Got it.
626
00:34:27,824 --> 00:34:29,412
Clara.
627
00:34:29,446 --> 00:34:30,861
Clara, I can see you.
628
00:34:30,896 --> 00:34:32,208
Oh, I'm sorry.
629
00:34:32,242 --> 00:34:35,521
Mmm, it's okay, Mom,
don't worry.
We can photoshop her out.
630
00:34:35,556 --> 00:34:37,765
TED: Great. And that's a wrap.JAMES: But before we stop,
631
00:34:37,799 --> 00:34:40,526
I have a little side project
we can bring you into.
632
00:34:40,561 --> 00:34:41,596
[SIGHS] Christ.
633
00:34:41,631 --> 00:34:45,462
Because I have, well,
it's very exciting news,
634
00:34:45,497 --> 00:34:46,601
I have a book.
635
00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:48,914
We'll put it up
on the shelf there.
636
00:34:48,948 --> 00:34:50,640
It's a very
exciting time for me.
637
00:34:50,674 --> 00:34:52,711
Congrats. That's awesome.Yeah, that's great.
638
00:34:52,745 --> 00:34:57,681
The book is comprised of photos
of people, the families,
in their home, but hiding.
639
00:34:57,716 --> 00:34:59,787
So, they're there
but they're not there.
640
00:34:59,821 --> 00:35:01,237
It's a play on mise en scene.
641
00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,654
Okay. Well, good luck with that.
642
00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,034
So, you'll do it.Huh?
643
00:35:06,069 --> 00:35:08,692
You'll do it. So maybe,
why don't you
go behind the curtain.
644
00:35:08,727 --> 00:35:09,900
The curtain.Yes, please.
645
00:35:09,935 --> 00:35:11,178
I go behind the curtain.
646
00:35:11,212 --> 00:35:14,146
And you pretty girl,
you can go behind
that love seat.
647
00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:18,254
And you, other girl, you can go
behind that love seat.
648
00:35:18,288 --> 00:35:20,497
These are chairs.JAMES: Quick, quick.
649
00:35:20,532 --> 00:35:21,912
TED: James, is this where
you want me?
650
00:35:21,947 --> 00:35:23,500
Mmm, I could see your foot.
651
00:35:23,535 --> 00:35:25,399
TED: Okay.We have integrity here.
652
00:35:25,433 --> 00:35:26,917
We must maintain the integrity.
653
00:35:26,952 --> 00:35:28,367
Mmm.
654
00:35:28,402 --> 00:35:31,819
JAMES: Focus. Focus.
And, one, two...
655
00:35:37,307 --> 00:35:39,723
Let me in. Please.
656
00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:41,311
You can see me.
657
00:35:41,346 --> 00:35:43,313
ADELIA: Please.
658
00:35:43,348 --> 00:35:45,246
Please, let me in. Please.
659
00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:48,215
Please. Please.
660
00:35:49,319 --> 00:35:51,114
[SOFTLY] Please,
please let me in.
661
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,844
JAMES: And this is the last one.
662
00:35:58,432 --> 00:35:59,985
Beautiful.TED: Great. Right,
that's a wrap.
663
00:36:00,019 --> 00:36:03,471
JAMES: Beautiful.JULIE: Thank you, James.
You're so good.
664
00:36:03,506 --> 00:36:05,197
JAMES: Aww, you're so good.
665
00:36:05,232 --> 00:36:07,303
TED: Okay, terrific.
Thanks so much.
666
00:36:07,337 --> 00:36:08,683
The exits right out there.
667
00:36:14,586 --> 00:36:16,622
TED: Now, I think when
you're done with the book,
668
00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:21,696
maybe you could uh, you know,
come back up and we could
do a personal shoot.
669
00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:26,494
Sure, sure. If you write a book,
I'd love to do your author pose.
670
00:36:26,529 --> 00:36:28,289
TED: Well, that's something
we could do also.
671
00:36:28,324 --> 00:36:30,705
Um, I wouldn't mind that.
672
00:36:32,362 --> 00:36:34,364
Tell me man, how do you live
and work out here
at the same time?
673
00:36:34,399 --> 00:36:35,434
I mean, I would go nuts.
674
00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:36,918
Ahh, that's the trick.
675
00:36:36,953 --> 00:36:38,506
TED: You don't work.
676
00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:40,301
Do you gold? Sail?
677
00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:41,440
No, I drink.
678
00:36:41,475 --> 00:36:42,924
Hey, hey, real quick.
679
00:36:42,959 --> 00:36:45,789
Do you think we could get
a quick photo of Ted and me?
680
00:36:45,824 --> 00:36:48,309
I have so many pictures,
it's stuck on my phone.
681
00:36:48,344 --> 00:36:50,415
Millions. And I never see them.
682
00:36:50,449 --> 00:36:52,762
It would be so nice to have
a real photo of the two of us.
683
00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:54,660
Uh, we just packed up.
684
00:36:54,695 --> 00:36:57,560
How do you print out a photo
from your phone?
685
00:36:57,594 --> 00:36:59,631
I just have no idea.
It's so crazy.
686
00:36:59,665 --> 00:37:01,667
Honey, they're trying to beat
traffic back to the city.
687
00:37:01,702 --> 00:37:03,324
This isn't the best time
to do that.
688
00:37:03,359 --> 00:37:04,981
Just one photo, one photo.
689
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:07,294
It's be quick. It's be quick.
I promise.
690
00:37:07,742 --> 00:37:09,641
Um, I'm sorry.
691
00:37:09,675 --> 00:37:10,883
Mmm. Mmm.I'm sorry.
692
00:37:10,918 --> 00:37:13,645
Yeah. "Mmm," I know
what that means, okay.
693
00:37:13,679 --> 00:37:14,749
Here.What?
694
00:37:14,784 --> 00:37:16,061
Pinch my neck.Pinch your neck.
695
00:37:16,095 --> 00:37:18,443
There's...No, no, no, no, no, like this.
Like this.
696
00:37:18,477 --> 00:37:21,066
What are you talking about?Just, just do it.
697
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,033
Pinch your neck.Pinch my neck.
698
00:37:23,068 --> 00:37:25,898
Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay.
699
00:37:25,933 --> 00:37:27,693
That's better.Anytime.
700
00:37:31,732 --> 00:37:32,974
Okay.Got it?
701
00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:35,667
Thank you. Thank you so much.It's great.
702
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,949
Clara, that guy
just wanted to leave.
703
00:37:41,983 --> 00:37:42,950
You know,
it's really embarrassing
704
00:37:42,984 --> 00:37:45,021
when you harass people
at the last minute.
705
00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:46,816
Why didn't you
say something sooner?
706
00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:49,474
He likes taking pictures.
It's what he does for a living.
707
00:37:49,508 --> 00:37:51,338
Yes, it's what he does
for a living.
708
00:37:51,372 --> 00:37:53,512
He doesn't like
doing it for free.
709
00:37:53,547 --> 00:37:55,065
Just read the room a little,
okay?
710
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:57,965
Where's the fire, Ted?
I wanted one God damn picture.
711
00:37:57,999 --> 00:38:00,070
You didn't ask me to be
in one of those photos.
712
00:38:00,105 --> 00:38:01,796
Because you don't like
getting your picture taken.
713
00:38:01,831 --> 00:38:03,522
Maybe I do sometimes.
714
00:38:03,557 --> 00:38:04,765
You just never ask.
715
00:38:04,799 --> 00:38:07,457
Oh, okay. All right. Poor Clara.
Boohoo.
716
00:38:07,492 --> 00:38:08,493
Ugh!
717
00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:12,566
[MUSIC PLAYING]
718
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,914
♪ Saturday Sunday are the best
719
00:38:15,948 --> 00:38:19,124
♪ You don't have
to study for a test
720
00:38:19,158 --> 00:38:21,851
♪ You can just be you...
721
00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:26,027
I want my new nose to come out
like my nose here.
722
00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:27,995
You know, the bridge is like...
723
00:38:29,065 --> 00:38:30,549
It's just sexy.
724
00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:36,831
I think it's sad.
725
00:38:36,866 --> 00:38:39,075
You know, we were, like, babies.
726
00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:41,146
We were objectifying ourselves.
727
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:45,012
Fucking entertaining America
since before we had pubes.
728
00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:47,428
And I got pubes early, Joe.
729
00:38:47,463 --> 00:38:51,501
I'm talking a huge bush
by the time
I was seven years old.
730
00:38:51,536 --> 00:38:54,918
People would come from
all over the world
to see this thing.
731
00:38:55,712 --> 00:38:57,162
Damn, right on.
732
00:38:57,196 --> 00:39:01,408
Yeah, every working actor
has to objectify themselves,
believe it or not.
733
00:39:01,442 --> 00:39:04,031
I just don't believe
in doing that.
734
00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:05,377
Maybe you should.
735
00:39:06,551 --> 00:39:07,759
Must be a lot of pressure.
736
00:39:09,554 --> 00:39:12,764
So, Joe, give us
the shoreline goss?
737
00:39:12,798 --> 00:39:16,699
What's the darkest shit
that's been going down?
738
00:39:16,733 --> 00:39:20,116
Um, well, do you
remember Scott Worsen?
739
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:23,947
The biggest shithead
in the world.
740
00:39:23,982 --> 00:39:25,604
Yeah.I don't remember him.
741
00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:27,951
Sweet Tits Sisters.
Sweet Tits Sisters.
742
00:39:27,986 --> 00:39:29,712
He would call us
Sweet Tits Sisters.
743
00:39:29,746 --> 00:39:32,956
Oh, yeah, he had the picture
of the girl with a coke can
up her ass in his locker.
744
00:39:32,991 --> 00:39:34,130
Yeah.Yeah.
745
00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:37,167
He died in a boating accident.
746
00:39:38,686 --> 00:39:42,621
[BOTH GIGGLING]
747
00:39:42,656 --> 00:39:45,555
[LAUGHING] That was not what
I thought you were gonna say.
748
00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:49,076
That's terrible.
749
00:39:49,110 --> 00:39:50,629
That's sad.
750
00:39:50,664 --> 00:39:51,906
Sorry, didn't mean
to bring the vibe down.
751
00:39:52,907 --> 00:39:54,530
You didn't. [LAUGHS]
752
00:40:10,511 --> 00:40:11,754
TED: Shalom.
753
00:40:12,651 --> 00:40:13,652
Mmm.
754
00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:24,456
Lovely.
755
00:40:24,491 --> 00:40:25,837
I really don't have to stay.
756
00:40:25,871 --> 00:40:27,666
Are you kidding?
It wouldn't be the same.
757
00:40:27,701 --> 00:40:28,805
Come on, Joe.
758
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,875
Yeah.
759
00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:31,636
You're like the
salt of the Earth,
760
00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:34,984
just so humble, so Connecticut.
761
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:38,781
So genuine,
so fragile New England.
762
00:40:38,815 --> 00:40:40,196
Joe, what's your mom like?
763
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,542
Did I get enough food?
764
00:40:41,577 --> 00:40:42,716
ALL: TOGETHER] Yes.
765
00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:46,651
She, um, she worked
in the office at middle school.
766
00:40:46,685 --> 00:40:48,480
But, now she's a bartender
at Rocky's.
767
00:40:48,515 --> 00:40:50,620
Oh, I've done that.
768
00:40:50,655 --> 00:40:54,555
Our mom was a Playboy Bunny
at the Playboy club in New York.
769
00:40:54,590 --> 00:40:57,144
Not my proudest achievement.
770
00:40:57,178 --> 00:41:01,079
Back when you
were dating Vince Granito,
the sensitive poet.
771
00:41:01,113 --> 00:41:03,012
I shall never give up me poetry.
772
00:41:03,702 --> 00:41:05,635
He was a poet?
773
00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:08,707
Very nice man.
We dated a year, tops.
774
00:41:08,742 --> 00:41:10,088
Because he was gay.
775
00:41:10,882 --> 00:41:12,331
CLARA: No, he was not.
776
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:14,851
Honey, he was totally
out of the closet when
I met him at Shelia's party.
777
00:41:14,886 --> 00:41:17,820
No, he wasn't. He was just nice.
778
00:41:17,854 --> 00:41:19,822
We dated about a year
and it faded out.
779
00:41:19,856 --> 00:41:22,687
And I have no regrets.
We're still friends.
780
00:41:22,721 --> 00:41:25,897
Oh, God, please tell me he's
not sending you poetry
on Facebook.
781
00:41:25,931 --> 00:41:28,002
No, we're just friends on there.
782
00:41:28,037 --> 00:41:31,730
He doesn't post a lot
and he's put on a lot of weight.
783
00:41:34,837 --> 00:41:37,529
Riley, what happened
to that part you're up for?
784
00:41:38,288 --> 00:41:39,289
Oh.
785
00:41:40,152 --> 00:41:41,775
Oh, I, uh...
786
00:41:42,361 --> 00:41:43,811
Well, I didn't get it.
787
00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:46,573
I don't know what part
you're talking about, dad.
788
00:41:47,228 --> 00:41:48,678
Um...
789
00:41:48,713 --> 00:41:51,578
I did get a meeting
at a production office.
790
00:41:51,612 --> 00:41:54,822
Mmm.Um, but it was because
they thought I was Julie.
791
00:41:54,857 --> 00:41:56,824
What?Are you kidding me?
792
00:41:56,859 --> 00:41:58,446
RILEY: Yeah, it was ridiculous.
793
00:41:58,481 --> 00:42:02,209
It was this modern office
downtown with these, like,
20-year-old producers.
794
00:42:02,243 --> 00:42:05,661
Oh yeah, I know that place.
That's Mommy and Daddy
Productions.
795
00:42:05,695 --> 00:42:07,007
They can suck my dick.
796
00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:08,836
Ow! Ow, ow, ow.
797
00:42:08,871 --> 00:42:10,942
Oh God. Oh, wow!
798
00:42:10,976 --> 00:42:12,012
What happened?
799
00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:13,082
Broken nail.
800
00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:15,602
Oh, your pinky nail?
Your coke nail?
801
00:42:15,636 --> 00:42:18,121
My mom really enjoyed cocaine.
802
00:42:18,156 --> 00:42:20,917
This woman, in her day,
she was a snow plough.
803
00:42:22,781 --> 00:42:26,647
It was advertised as a
healthy alternative to alcohol.
804
00:42:26,682 --> 00:42:29,685
Uh, I'm sorry sweetie,
I don't remember
cocaine advertisements.
805
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,309
Weddings, funerals,
you name the place,
the woman had coke on her face.
806
00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:35,345
TED: Yeah, she had
a little vial around her neck
807
00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:36,864
that she was always...
808
00:42:36,899 --> 00:42:38,279
RILEY: A drawer full of it.
809
00:42:38,314 --> 00:42:39,867
[LAUGHING]
810
00:42:39,902 --> 00:42:42,732
JULIE: She used it as
baby powder when I was a baby.
811
00:42:42,767 --> 00:42:44,769
They're all making fun of you.
812
00:42:44,803 --> 00:42:47,185
Stop making fun of me!
813
00:42:48,393 --> 00:42:49,739
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
814
00:42:55,262 --> 00:42:57,229
TED: Okay.
815
00:42:57,264 --> 00:42:59,749
Jesus Christ, honey,
we were just joking.
816
00:43:05,721 --> 00:43:08,758
JULIE: Has that guy, Plotkin,
emailed you about the script?
817
00:43:08,793 --> 00:43:10,311
Yeah, he did.
I haven't opened it yet.
818
00:43:11,105 --> 00:43:12,520
What is it?
819
00:43:12,555 --> 00:43:15,627
It's like this series about
a father and daughter
in Hollywood.
820
00:43:15,662 --> 00:43:16,870
You should be in it too.
821
00:43:16,904 --> 00:43:18,975
RILEY: People don't even know
I'm still trying to work.
822
00:43:19,010 --> 00:43:21,046
JULIE: Hey, Benny looks out
for you all the time.
823
00:43:21,081 --> 00:43:23,704
I appreciate
all that Benny does,
824
00:43:23,739 --> 00:43:27,915
but when you put out an article
out when you're 15 about how
you're never acting again
825
00:43:27,950 --> 00:43:29,261
I guess people remember that.
826
00:43:29,296 --> 00:43:31,056
I knew that was a bad idea
when you did that.
827
00:43:31,091 --> 00:43:32,782
I hated that.
828
00:43:32,817 --> 00:43:35,336
Well, it was clearly
a cry for help, Dad.
829
00:43:35,371 --> 00:43:36,406
Well, okay.
830
00:43:36,441 --> 00:43:38,270
Ugh. Those were the dark ages.
831
00:43:38,305 --> 00:43:40,825
We literally weren't allowed
to go through puberty.
832
00:43:40,859 --> 00:43:42,378
Oh, come on.
833
00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:43,862
Always down playing.
834
00:43:43,897 --> 00:43:47,901
The sound guy on Sweet Sisters
used to tape our tits
with an ace bandage
835
00:43:47,935 --> 00:43:49,350
to hide out little bumps.
836
00:43:49,385 --> 00:43:52,146
Okay, I believe you.
So, what do you
want me to do about it now?
837
00:43:52,181 --> 00:43:53,872
Well, don't run off
to Studio City.
838
00:43:53,907 --> 00:43:54,977
Oh, okay.
839
00:43:55,011 --> 00:44:00,741
♪ Happy birthday to you
840
00:44:00,776 --> 00:44:08,093
♪ Happy birthday to you
841
00:44:08,128 --> 00:44:12,097
♪ Happy birthday
842
00:44:12,132 --> 00:44:19,380
♪ Dear Ollie
843
00:44:19,415 --> 00:44:23,764
♪ Happy birthday
844
00:44:23,799 --> 00:44:27,872
♪ To
845
00:44:27,906 --> 00:44:30,909
♪ You
846
00:44:30,944 --> 00:44:32,221
♪ Many more
847
00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:34,982
Oh, you did it.
848
00:44:35,017 --> 00:44:37,985
Who wants brownies?I'm actually so full right now.
849
00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:40,263
I can't even
think about brownies.
850
00:44:40,298 --> 00:44:42,507
Joe, do you like watermelon?
851
00:44:42,541 --> 00:44:45,303
Yeah.I have a new way of cutting it.
852
00:44:45,337 --> 00:44:46,994
I saw a video. Wanna see?
853
00:44:47,408 --> 00:44:49,445
Yeah, okay.
854
00:44:49,479 --> 00:44:52,034
Hey, Dad, you know,
Jinky's in Studio City
855
00:44:52,068 --> 00:44:54,761
is by far the best breakfast.
856
00:44:54,795 --> 00:44:59,144
You gotta go there.
The omelets are
the size of your ass.
857
00:44:59,179 --> 00:45:03,183
What a lame place to run off too
to start a new life.
858
00:45:03,217 --> 00:45:05,323
I wanna live
near Universal Studios
859
00:45:05,357 --> 00:45:08,844
and ride the rides.
860
00:45:08,878 --> 00:45:12,468
[MARTHA STEWART IMPRESSION]
First, you pierce the skin
of the melon with your knife.
861
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,989
Then you cut horizontally
862
00:45:16,023 --> 00:45:17,853
and vertically.
863
00:45:17,887 --> 00:45:19,889
And then you, ever so gently,
864
00:45:19,924 --> 00:45:24,480
scoop the flesh of the melon
into your wonderful bowl.
865
00:45:24,514 --> 00:45:27,000
These mixing bowls
are just spectacular.
866
00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:28,967
My friend in Westport
makes them.
867
00:45:29,002 --> 00:45:31,142
[LAUGHING] Good job.
868
00:45:31,176 --> 00:45:33,420
I didn't know
you did impressions.I'm not that great.
869
00:45:34,386 --> 00:45:36,285
Let's try this out. Yeah.
870
00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:38,977
Mmm.
871
00:45:41,566 --> 00:45:44,811
Hey, I saw you had a book
loaned to you by
the historical society upstairs.
872
00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:47,572
Oh, that means my girls
let you in my office?
873
00:45:47,606 --> 00:45:49,229
Ugh, so embarrassed.
874
00:45:49,263 --> 00:45:52,473
Oh, I don't care.
I'm kinda a pack rat myself.
875
00:45:52,508 --> 00:45:53,958
Ah, this is kinda embarrassing.
876
00:45:53,992 --> 00:45:56,167
Oh, no, don't be embarrassed.
877
00:45:56,201 --> 00:45:58,825
I have so many mugs
under my bed.
878
00:45:58,859 --> 00:46:00,827
You know, the ones that
kinda meant something to me.
879
00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:05,279
Like, my grandpa always used to
use this one that just said,
"Not today" on it.
880
00:46:05,314 --> 00:46:07,040
And, I just kinda
like that shit.
881
00:46:07,074 --> 00:46:10,008
Sorry, crap.I like mugs, they're fun.
882
00:46:10,043 --> 00:46:13,874
Anyway, my dad is actually
a member of
the Historical Society
883
00:46:13,909 --> 00:46:16,187
so I could take that book
off your hands, if you want.
884
00:46:16,221 --> 00:46:17,671
I think it's a couple
of months past due.
885
00:46:17,705 --> 00:46:21,226
Joe, do you know anything
about the woman
who lived in this house?
886
00:46:21,261 --> 00:46:23,056
Oh, the Captain's daughter.
887
00:46:23,090 --> 00:46:24,333
Uh, Adelia.
888
00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:25,852
Yeah.She was the crazy one, right?
889
00:46:26,404 --> 00:46:27,888
Crazy, how?
890
00:46:27,923 --> 00:46:30,235
TED: What is going on in here?
891
00:46:30,270 --> 00:46:32,582
Oh, I was just showing Joe
my watermelon trick.
892
00:46:32,617 --> 00:46:34,136
TED: Oh, that's so neat.
893
00:46:34,170 --> 00:46:36,621
Did you feed Ollie?I was just about to.
894
00:46:36,655 --> 00:46:39,520
Okay. Joseph, why don't you
join me in the ballroom,
895
00:46:39,555 --> 00:46:41,902
you can watch me switch
from vodka to scotch.
Come on.
896
00:46:43,421 --> 00:46:45,561
I'm gonna go hang out
in the ballroom.
897
00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:47,114
Thank you.
898
00:46:52,464 --> 00:46:54,259
[ MACARTHUR PARKPLAYING]
899
00:46:54,294 --> 00:46:59,195
♪ There will be
another song for me
900
00:46:59,230 --> 00:47:04,097
♪ For I will sing it
901
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:11,207
♪ There will be
another dream for me
902
00:47:11,242 --> 00:47:15,349
♪ Someone will bring it
903
00:47:17,455 --> 00:47:21,459
♪ I will drink the wine
while it is warm
904
00:47:21,493 --> 00:47:27,603
♪ And never let you catch me
looking at the sun
905
00:47:29,605 --> 00:47:34,127
♪ And after all
the loves of my life
906
00:47:34,161 --> 00:47:35,507
[WAILING]
907
00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:39,580
♪ After all the loves of my life
908
00:47:39,615 --> 00:47:43,274
♪ You'll still be the one
909
00:47:44,482 --> 00:47:46,173
Ah, ah, not today.
910
00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:51,523
♪ I will take my life
into my hands
911
00:47:51,558 --> 00:47:55,010
♪ And I will use it
912
00:47:58,323 --> 00:48:03,052
♪ I will win the worship
in their eyes
913
00:48:03,087 --> 00:48:06,090
♪ And I will lose it...
914
00:48:06,124 --> 00:48:09,472
Oh, Oliver, you are
gonna live forever, buddy.
915
00:48:11,371 --> 00:48:13,028
[GASPS]
916
00:48:13,062 --> 00:48:14,408
No.
917
00:48:15,306 --> 00:48:17,101
Oh, God, what?
918
00:48:18,067 --> 00:48:20,380
[STRAINING]
919
00:48:20,414 --> 00:48:22,623
[MUSIC PLAYING]
920
00:48:36,672 --> 00:48:39,571
What? Adelia, what do you,
921
00:48:39,606 --> 00:48:41,332
what do you want?
922
00:48:45,439 --> 00:48:49,547
♪...MacArthur's Park
is melting in the dark
923
00:48:49,581 --> 00:48:54,483
♪ All the sweet green
icing flowing down
924
00:48:54,517 --> 00:48:58,004
♪ Someone left
the cake out in the rain...
925
00:48:58,038 --> 00:48:59,108
Thank you.
926
00:48:59,143 --> 00:49:03,216
♪...I don't think
that I can take it
927
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:06,219
♪ 'Cause it took
so long to bake it
928
00:49:06,253 --> 00:49:12,018
♪ And I'll never have
that recipe again
929
00:49:12,052 --> 00:49:18,058
♪ Oh no
930
00:49:18,093 --> 00:49:24,306
♪ Oh no
931
00:49:26,411 --> 00:49:32,762
♪ No
932
00:49:32,797 --> 00:49:38,596
♪ Oh no
933
00:49:54,439 --> 00:49:57,649
[OLIVER WHINING]
934
00:49:57,684 --> 00:50:00,100
Joe, what do you think
of that comedian, Matt Byrne?
935
00:50:00,135 --> 00:50:01,619
JULIE: Oh God, Dad, why?
936
00:50:01,653 --> 00:50:04,173
I think he's super funny.Mmm, yeah, I figured you would.
937
00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:06,796
He's really dry, uh,TED: Uh-huh.
938
00:50:06,831 --> 00:50:08,281
...he does great voices.
939
00:50:08,315 --> 00:50:12,526
I saw a special about
a month ago, but I've been
a fan since 2013.
940
00:50:12,561 --> 00:50:15,633
Oh, wow, jeez, the guy's been
in the business
a long time, I guess.
941
00:50:15,667 --> 00:50:17,738
Yeah, he has this, uh, this bit,
942
00:50:17,773 --> 00:50:21,604
where he's playing fish
in a fish tank, like,
judging the people.
943
00:50:21,639 --> 00:50:23,296
And he's like this.
944
00:50:23,330 --> 00:50:24,952
There's two fish, and he's like,
945
00:50:24,987 --> 00:50:28,335
"Look at this guy,
he's making us watch him eat
a Pokeball. That's just wrong.
946
00:50:28,370 --> 00:50:29,716
Well, what's a Pokeball?"
947
00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:32,443
And the Angel fish
is the most dramatic fish.
948
00:50:32,477 --> 00:50:34,376
So, he's like, "I don't know
what a Pokeball is,
949
00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:37,275
"but I do know that's
the flesh of our kind."
950
00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:40,244
Ah, he goes, "Well, were..."
951
00:50:41,452 --> 00:50:43,868
Dammit. "We're no better
than him though, man.
952
00:50:43,902 --> 00:50:46,250
"'cause we're
literally cannibals.
953
00:50:46,284 --> 00:50:50,323
"Because we ate Bob when floated
down to the bottom
the other day, remember that?
954
00:50:50,357 --> 00:50:51,979
"No offense to bottom feeders."
955
00:50:52,014 --> 00:50:55,776
The bottom feeders like,
"Whatever, man. I'd rather
eat shit than a Pokeball."
956
00:50:57,571 --> 00:50:59,194
He does it better than me.
957
00:50:59,228 --> 00:51:00,712
I don't, I don't know
how to do the voices.
958
00:51:02,197 --> 00:51:05,683
[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
959
00:51:05,717 --> 00:51:09,445
Now I get it. No, that one,
that one has to kinda sink in.
960
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,759
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
961
00:51:13,829 --> 00:51:15,624
Joe, do you dance?
962
00:51:15,658 --> 00:51:17,729
I... No, no.Come on.
963
00:51:17,764 --> 00:51:19,455
Come on. You know how to.
964
00:51:30,915 --> 00:51:32,675
[MUSIC STOPS]
965
00:51:34,643 --> 00:51:35,678
TED: Wow.
966
00:51:35,713 --> 00:51:37,335
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
967
00:51:54,559 --> 00:51:56,906
Okay, honey, no. Stop.
968
00:51:56,941 --> 00:51:59,461
No. No, come on.
969
00:51:59,495 --> 00:52:01,428
Why do you look so mean
when you dance?
970
00:52:01,463 --> 00:52:03,879
I never understood that.[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
971
00:52:03,913 --> 00:52:06,640
That's not funny.[LAUGHING] Oh, my God.
972
00:52:06,675 --> 00:52:07,676
TED: What the hell?
973
00:52:08,815 --> 00:52:10,299
[INDISTINCT]
974
00:52:19,722 --> 00:52:21,172
Okay.
975
00:52:21,207 --> 00:52:23,278
CLARA: Joe, sit down...Okay.
976
00:52:24,313 --> 00:52:26,246
Let's read ghost stories.
977
00:52:26,281 --> 00:52:27,627
This house is really old.
978
00:52:28,352 --> 00:52:30,388
It's like, 1862?
979
00:52:30,423 --> 00:52:32,356
How in the shit
did you know that?
980
00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:34,530
Built by Captain Chadwick,
981
00:52:34,565 --> 00:52:36,498
the renowned sea captain.
982
00:52:36,532 --> 00:52:38,914
The Captain, for his daughter.
Yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
983
00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:40,467
Yeah, Adelia.
984
00:52:40,502 --> 00:52:42,297
JOE: Yep.
985
00:52:42,331 --> 00:52:44,885
I actually know an Adelia
in my acting class.
986
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,234
She is a huge cunt.
987
00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:49,683
I don't know, there's not
a whole lot on record,
988
00:52:49,718 --> 00:52:50,995
but, like, there was
a thing about...
989
00:52:51,029 --> 00:52:53,411
She walked through
the town naked.
990
00:52:53,446 --> 00:52:55,448
That's what
Demi Moore's daughter did.
991
00:52:55,482 --> 00:52:59,624
JULIE: She was protesting
Instagram censoring nipples,
I think?
992
00:52:59,659 --> 00:53:00,901
What happened to her?
993
00:53:00,936 --> 00:53:02,420
I think I still follow her,
I'm not sure.
994
00:53:02,455 --> 00:53:04,319
She's cool She's, like,
an artist.
995
00:53:04,353 --> 00:53:05,561
Yeah, she's really indie.
996
00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:08,357
They sent her to
a mental institution, but,
997
00:53:08,392 --> 00:53:10,083
after that, nobody really knows.
998
00:53:10,117 --> 00:53:13,707
The Captain built this whole
house for her and she
never even really lived here.
999
00:53:13,742 --> 00:53:17,366
But then, the Captain
went to the woods,
1000
00:53:17,401 --> 00:53:19,541
where she used to walk,
and he killed himself.
1001
00:53:19,575 --> 00:53:23,683
It's so funny how people
were killing themselves
back then too, you know.
1002
00:53:23,717 --> 00:53:25,478
You know, you shouldn't be
in an acting class.
1003
00:53:25,512 --> 00:53:26,962
You should just be
out there auditioning.
1004
00:53:26,996 --> 00:53:28,722
That's how you learn to act.
1005
00:53:28,757 --> 00:53:33,279
I auditioned at
Leon Silberman's house
the other day.
1006
00:53:33,313 --> 00:53:35,039
What?RILEY: Wow.
1007
00:53:35,073 --> 00:53:38,732
Well, when was, what happened?
What... How did it go?
1008
00:53:38,767 --> 00:53:41,977
Um, yeah, just happened,
so I don't wanna jinx anything.
1009
00:53:42,011 --> 00:53:43,634
Well, what did you do
for the audition?
1010
00:53:43,668 --> 00:53:45,808
Uh, just this monologue.
1011
00:53:45,843 --> 00:53:47,776
TED: Yeah, about what?
1012
00:53:47,810 --> 00:53:50,641
I don't know.
I didn't get the full script.
1013
00:53:50,675 --> 00:53:52,919
Oh, well, honey, that's
no reason not to know
the material.
1014
00:53:52,953 --> 00:53:55,784
Did you tell him
that you're my daughter?
1015
00:53:55,818 --> 00:53:57,751
No, of course not.
1016
00:53:57,786 --> 00:53:59,339
Well, why not?
1017
00:53:59,374 --> 00:54:01,859
Because, I know he knows.
1018
00:54:01,893 --> 00:54:05,690
Yeah, it's an awkward thing
to say sometimes,
just out of nowhere.
1019
00:54:05,725 --> 00:54:07,036
Yeah, I'm not talking to you.
1020
00:54:07,071 --> 00:54:08,245
Okay, just, fuck off.
1021
00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:11,282
Hey, let's just have fun.
Joe and I wanna have fun, right?
1022
00:54:11,317 --> 00:54:13,802
TED: Honey, I'm just excited
for you, that's all.
1023
00:54:13,836 --> 00:54:15,631
I would love to hear
the monologue.
1024
00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:19,911
Hey, let's do
a seance for Adelia.
1025
00:54:19,946 --> 00:54:20,947
Hey.
1026
00:54:20,981 --> 00:54:24,295
Look, she's balancing
the glass on my head.
1027
00:54:24,330 --> 00:54:25,814
I'm excited too, Julie.
1028
00:54:25,848 --> 00:54:28,748
It reminds me of when
I auditioned for Robert Frances.
1029
00:54:28,782 --> 00:54:31,475
He's not super famous,
but it was a really cool thing.
1030
00:54:31,509 --> 00:54:34,685
Okay, sweetheart, it really
doesn't count if you were naked
when you auditioned.
1031
00:54:36,825 --> 00:54:38,309
[DRUMS BEATING]
1032
00:55:16,174 --> 00:55:17,797
[FIREWOOD CRACKLING]
1033
00:55:17,831 --> 00:55:20,800
RILEY: 'Cause of our childhood,
I feel like I have this
warped idea of adulthood.
1034
00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:24,666
And I've realized that
just because you ride old dick,
1035
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:25,943
doesn't make you any older.
1036
00:55:26,530 --> 00:55:28,048
You know.
1037
00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:30,879
I dated a senior when
I was a freshman at UCONN.
1038
00:55:30,913 --> 00:55:32,121
Are you an Aries?
1039
00:55:32,156 --> 00:55:33,399
Nope.
1040
00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:34,745
Libra?No.
1041
00:55:34,779 --> 00:55:35,987
The Year of the Dragon.
1042
00:55:36,609 --> 00:55:37,851
The best one.
1043
00:55:37,886 --> 00:55:41,027
Julie. I really wanna
hear this monologue.
1044
00:55:41,061 --> 00:55:42,097
I really do.
1045
00:55:42,856 --> 00:55:44,513
Why?Because.
1046
00:55:44,548 --> 00:55:46,653
Because I'm a proud dad.
1047
00:55:46,688 --> 00:55:48,517
Come on, get up here. Come on.
1048
00:55:48,552 --> 00:55:50,416
We support you, Julie.
1049
00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:52,521
Up you go,
you got lots of support.
1050
00:55:52,556 --> 00:55:55,800
Loving family here watching you.
1051
00:55:55,835 --> 00:55:57,008
Let's see what you got.
1052
00:55:58,044 --> 00:55:59,183
Where's my eye line?
1053
00:55:59,217 --> 00:56:01,392
Your eye line
is right out there.
1054
00:56:01,427 --> 00:56:03,463
That's where your audience is.
Sheesh.
1055
00:56:03,498 --> 00:56:04,844
Thought I had
taught you how to act.
1056
00:56:06,639 --> 00:56:08,641
TED: There you go.[JULIE CLEARS THROAT]
1057
00:56:12,438 --> 00:56:16,027
I didn't come here because
I thought I was better
1058
00:56:16,062 --> 00:56:17,788
than anyone else...Let me know when
you're gonna start.
1059
00:56:19,583 --> 00:56:20,929
She was doing it.All right.
1060
00:56:23,932 --> 00:56:25,485
I didn't come here
1061
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,626
because I thought I was
better than anyone else.
1062
00:56:30,904 --> 00:56:33,148
I came here because
I thought I loved you.
1063
00:56:34,977 --> 00:56:36,151
That night.
1064
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:39,188
I felt like I was
going to pass out
1065
00:56:39,223 --> 00:56:42,916
from frustration and pleasure
at the same time.
1066
00:56:44,159 --> 00:56:46,713
I know I'm not safe with you.
1067
00:56:47,956 --> 00:56:50,027
I know you don't look at me
1068
00:56:50,061 --> 00:56:52,478
and I don't want you to.
1069
00:56:52,512 --> 00:56:53,858
I need a change.
1070
00:56:54,687 --> 00:56:56,205
Get out of Manhattan.
1071
00:56:57,586 --> 00:56:58,829
Get out of here.
1072
00:56:59,968 --> 00:57:02,971
Or I could stay
depending on you.
1073
00:57:03,903 --> 00:57:04,904
You.
1074
00:57:05,767 --> 00:57:08,494
It's all on you!
1075
00:57:10,910 --> 00:57:12,083
God.
1076
00:57:12,118 --> 00:57:15,501
If you could just forgive
the shit that I put you through.
1077
00:57:17,951 --> 00:57:19,643
But here's the thing.
1078
00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:22,128
I do see things.
1079
00:57:22,749 --> 00:57:24,061
I do.
1080
00:57:24,095 --> 00:57:25,096
Signs.
1081
00:57:29,929 --> 00:57:30,930
That's it.
1082
00:57:33,933 --> 00:57:34,934
That's it?
1083
00:57:35,831 --> 00:57:37,626
No, it's not the whole thing.
1084
00:57:37,661 --> 00:57:40,042
It's just the monologue
that I auditioned with.
1085
00:57:40,836 --> 00:57:41,906
Oh.
1086
00:57:44,288 --> 00:57:46,670
Well, jeez that was worth it.
1087
00:57:46,704 --> 00:57:49,258
Well, it's not,
it's not you, honey,
1088
00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:50,846
that was great.
1089
00:57:50,881 --> 00:57:53,297
It's, it's really his writing.
1090
00:57:53,331 --> 00:57:59,821
Joe, would you rather marry me
but I'm really mean to you,
1091
00:57:59,855 --> 00:58:01,478
but a great lay,
1092
00:58:02,133 --> 00:58:04,722
or Cindy Crawford
1093
00:58:04,757 --> 00:58:07,242
but, you can only see her
on your wedding day.
1094
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:09,175
It's like a
twilight zone episode.
1095
00:58:09,209 --> 00:58:13,317
You're married to a supermodel
you can't even see.
1096
00:58:13,351 --> 00:58:14,870
Hmm.
1097
00:58:14,905 --> 00:58:17,528
I just kinda feel like the
guy's writing has gone soft.
1098
00:58:17,563 --> 00:58:19,219
I think he's gone soft.
1099
00:58:19,254 --> 00:58:21,325
You know, I mean,
of course he's still brilliant.
1100
00:58:21,359 --> 00:58:24,155
Uh, you know, I'm never
gonna say he's not brilliant.
1101
00:58:24,190 --> 00:58:25,916
But it's not like the old stuff.
1102
00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:27,573
And I'm not the
only one that says that.
1103
00:58:28,643 --> 00:58:30,092
TED: Who's distributing
this thing?
1104
00:58:30,127 --> 00:58:33,061
I think its for online
like an online network.
1105
00:58:33,095 --> 00:58:35,960
Oh, my God, I can't believe
he's pandering to internet shit.
1106
00:58:35,995 --> 00:58:37,410
Come on.
1107
00:58:37,444 --> 00:58:39,343
Yeah, okay, let's just stop
fucking talking about it,
all right?
1108
00:58:39,377 --> 00:58:41,621
You're jealous and
it's completely transparent.
1109
00:58:41,656 --> 00:58:43,658
There's no fucking
telling you anything.
1110
00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:45,694
Who's Cindy Crawford?I'm jealous?
1111
00:58:45,729 --> 00:58:47,903
How is that possible?
I am your father.
1112
00:58:47,938 --> 00:58:49,836
Fathers aren't jealous
of their kids.
1113
00:58:49,871 --> 00:58:52,011
Okay, only our entire lives.
1114
00:58:52,045 --> 00:58:53,599
Okay, fine, here we go.
1115
00:58:53,633 --> 00:58:54,979
We got the show and you didn't.
1116
00:58:55,014 --> 00:58:58,224
Since we got one
fucking stupid job,
you wouldn't forget it.
1117
00:58:58,258 --> 00:58:59,570
Riley wrote the book about it.
1118
00:59:01,054 --> 00:59:03,850
Riley wrote an e-book about it.
1119
00:59:04,299 --> 00:59:06,094
That's hurtful.
1120
00:59:06,128 --> 00:59:08,337
I say we sober up, hmm.
1121
00:59:08,372 --> 00:59:11,789
ALL: TOGETHER] 31, 32, 33.
1122
00:59:11,824 --> 00:59:14,378
[ALL CHEERING]
1123
00:59:14,412 --> 00:59:15,828
JOE: Yeah!It burns.
1124
00:59:15,862 --> 00:59:18,209
It burns.It burns. It burns.
1125
00:59:18,244 --> 00:59:19,659
She's a priest.
1126
00:59:19,694 --> 00:59:22,075
Your mother's in here, Clarice,
would you like
to leave her a message?
1127
00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:24,388
I'll make sure she gets it.What a lovey day
for an exorcism.
1128
00:59:24,422 --> 00:59:26,632
Okay, it's my turn.
It's my turn.
1129
00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:28,116
All right, yeah, you got this.
1130
00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:30,601
It's my turn.All right. Okay.
Present to the judges.
1131
00:59:30,636 --> 00:59:31,913
If you would, deep breath.
1132
00:59:32,810 --> 00:59:34,294
This is for you, Benny.
1133
00:59:34,329 --> 00:59:35,951
Benny. Benny can take gas.
1134
00:59:35,986 --> 00:59:38,678
ALL: TOGETHER] One, two, three,
1135
00:59:38,713 --> 00:59:39,990
four...
1136
00:59:40,024 --> 00:59:41,301
ALL: Aww.
1137
00:59:41,336 --> 00:59:44,615
Oh, no.That is so cold.
1138
00:59:44,650 --> 00:59:46,375
You got it.TED: It's supposed
to be cold, honey.
1139
00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:48,343
Clara you're next. Let's go.
1140
00:59:50,172 --> 00:59:53,417
TED: Actually, you know what,
honey, I'm gonna go. I'm going.
1141
00:59:53,451 --> 00:59:55,108
You know what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna do it,
1142
00:59:55,143 --> 00:59:56,972
and then we're
gonna see Joe do it,
1143
00:59:57,007 --> 00:59:58,940
and see if he can beat my time.
1144
00:59:58,974 --> 01:00:01,252
And if you can,
500 bucks for you.
1145
01:00:01,287 --> 01:00:03,807
500 dollars?
All right, shit, let's do it.
1146
01:00:03,841 --> 01:00:05,809
JULIE: He's so excited.
1147
01:00:06,361 --> 01:00:09,157
TED: Okay, here we go.
1148
01:00:09,191 --> 01:00:10,883
ALL: [TOGETHER] Oh, one,
1149
01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,298
two, three...
1150
01:00:12,332 --> 01:00:13,920
Dad, your butt crack's out.
1151
01:00:15,197 --> 01:00:16,785
I don't know
where I'm I right now?
1152
01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:18,994
Oh.RILEY: Oh!
1153
01:00:19,029 --> 01:00:21,134
Five, four, three, and he's in.
1154
01:00:21,169 --> 01:00:24,897
[TOGETHER] One, two, three,
four, five...
1155
01:00:24,931 --> 01:00:26,830
Okay, that's good.
You're doing it.
1156
01:00:26,864 --> 01:00:28,314
Hold on there, pal.
1157
01:00:28,348 --> 01:00:30,765
Nope. Get back in there.
1158
01:00:30,799 --> 01:00:33,284
Just think of a Matt Byrne joke.
1159
01:00:33,319 --> 01:00:34,907
You can do more than that.
1160
01:00:34,941 --> 01:00:35,908
RILEY: Focus.TED: Come on.
1161
01:00:35,942 --> 01:00:38,911
Dad, you should let him up.
He's drowning.
1162
01:00:38,945 --> 01:00:40,913
Hey, he's fine. Relax.
1163
01:00:40,947 --> 01:00:42,155
He's good.
1164
01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:45,089
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
1165
01:00:45,124 --> 01:00:47,022
Didn't really go very well,
did it?
1166
01:00:47,057 --> 01:00:49,093
That's okay.
We'll take a little breather,
1167
01:00:49,128 --> 01:00:50,301
and we'll try it
again a little later.
1168
01:00:50,336 --> 01:00:51,958
Yeah, we'll do it later.Seance time.
1169
01:00:51,993 --> 01:00:54,271
Seance? Seance.
1170
01:00:54,305 --> 01:00:56,929
Seance time. That's right.
1171
01:00:56,963 --> 01:00:58,275
I think I gotta go home soon.
1172
01:00:58,309 --> 01:01:00,346
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1173
01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:03,452
We're gonna fill our glasses
and we're gonna
have ourselves a seance.
1174
01:01:03,487 --> 01:01:07,042
[SING-SONG MANNER]
We're gonna have a seance.
We're gonna have a seance.
1175
01:01:07,077 --> 01:01:08,285
Seance. Seance. Seance.
1176
01:01:39,212 --> 01:01:42,940
They say if you stare
at a flame for too long,
1177
01:01:42,975 --> 01:01:46,150
you'll go crazy
and start seeing fire...
1178
01:01:46,185 --> 01:01:48,118
[WHISPERS] ...where there's
no fire.
1179
01:01:49,809 --> 01:01:51,328
Joe, I wanna read your palm.
1180
01:01:53,330 --> 01:01:54,331
Oh.
1181
01:01:55,090 --> 01:01:56,091
CLARA: Okay.
1182
01:01:57,368 --> 01:02:01,062
So, this here is your heart line
1183
01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:03,478
and it runs horizontally.
1184
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:07,206
And this line here
is your head line,
1185
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,518
it runs across your palm.
1186
01:02:09,553 --> 01:02:12,452
That's about your state of mind.
1187
01:02:12,487 --> 01:02:16,491
And then this one
is your life line.
1188
01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:19,045
It's not about
how long you live.
1189
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:23,153
Like, a lot of people think
it's about how you live.
1190
01:02:23,187 --> 01:02:27,985
Your vitality, your prosperity,
and your strength.
1191
01:02:29,366 --> 01:02:31,368
Okay, uh, Clara,
1192
01:02:31,402 --> 01:02:32,645
just to give you
a little update,
1193
01:02:32,679 --> 01:02:35,544
they do have a shoe in custody
down at the police station.
1194
01:02:35,579 --> 01:02:38,858
Uh, they have it in the tank,
they're gonna interrogate it
for a little while.
1195
01:02:38,893 --> 01:02:41,896
TED: But they may ask you
to come down
and take a look at a line-up.
1196
01:02:41,930 --> 01:02:44,208
I feel like Benny wants me
to look like this.
1197
01:02:46,107 --> 01:02:48,350
What's... Is that
his ex-girlfriend look like...
1198
01:02:48,385 --> 01:02:49,938
I want my shoe.
1199
01:02:49,973 --> 01:02:53,045
Yeah, well honey, I want that
part in the show
that Benny fired me from,
1200
01:02:53,079 --> 01:02:56,358
but sometimes the things
we want just kinda
walk away from us, don't they?
1201
01:02:56,393 --> 01:02:57,635
Seance time.
1202
01:02:57,670 --> 01:03:00,362
I'm not down here complaining
about how I wasn't even cast
1203
01:03:00,397 --> 01:03:02,917
in the series you two
are apparently doing.
1204
01:03:02,951 --> 01:03:05,851
Hey, you know, sweetheart,
the problem with you,
1205
01:03:05,885 --> 01:03:08,923
is that you're trying to be
a Jack of all trades right now,
1206
01:03:08,957 --> 01:03:10,407
which I think is wonderful,
1207
01:03:10,441 --> 01:03:13,099
but, you know, when people
want you for something,
1208
01:03:13,134 --> 01:03:17,207
they don't think of you
in that particular way,
you know what I mean?
1209
01:03:17,241 --> 01:03:19,519
Okay, privileged white man.
1210
01:03:19,554 --> 01:03:21,590
Oh, shit!I like to think of my brand
1211
01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:24,835
as having more to offer
than just one thing.
1212
01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:27,320
All right. I'm just telling
you this because
I love you, sweetie.
1213
01:03:27,355 --> 01:03:28,770
You and Julie don't get it.
1214
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:31,842
All you care about
is money and offers
and how they treating you.
1215
01:03:31,877 --> 01:03:35,466
You don't care about process,
it's not art to you
like it is for me, okay?
1216
01:03:35,501 --> 01:03:39,574
Uh, what about that
fucking kickstarter
I donated 5,000 dollars to?
1217
01:03:39,608 --> 01:03:40,644
What happened to that?
1218
01:03:40,678 --> 01:03:42,577
TED: I, uh, donated twice that.
1219
01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:44,303
RILEY: Again, process.
1220
01:03:44,337 --> 01:03:47,547
[LAUGHING]Okay, well, let's not argue,
all right?
1221
01:03:47,582 --> 01:03:50,550
Yeah, I wouldn't want you
to run to Studio City
for three years,
1222
01:03:50,585 --> 01:03:52,345
renting a weird porn house.
1223
01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:55,279
Okay, I guess Dad's a very,
very bad man.
1224
01:03:55,314 --> 01:03:57,488
Riley, that kickstarter...
1225
01:03:57,523 --> 01:03:59,974
Come on. What the hell was that?
1226
01:04:00,008 --> 01:04:03,356
Like, for you to take a trip
so you can get an idea
1227
01:04:03,391 --> 01:04:04,599
to be inspired?
1228
01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:07,015
It's so entitled.
1229
01:04:07,050 --> 01:04:08,879
I'm sorry, but,
1230
01:04:08,914 --> 01:04:10,156
it's gross.
1231
01:04:10,191 --> 01:04:14,022
Well, why don't we all clasp
our hands together, shall we?
1232
01:04:14,057 --> 01:04:16,093
TED: Clara, your hand, please.
1233
01:04:16,128 --> 01:04:17,992
[IN VICTORIAN ACCENT]
Let us close thine eyes
1234
01:04:18,026 --> 01:04:21,167
for we are about to make contact
with Amelia.
1235
01:04:21,202 --> 01:04:23,307
Adelia.Adelia.
1236
01:04:24,446 --> 01:04:26,586
Joe, show me how
you make a Moscow Mule?
1237
01:04:26,621 --> 01:04:29,106
Oh, perfect, yes, Joe.
1238
01:04:29,141 --> 01:04:33,559
Do make my wife another drink.
That's exactly what
she needs, I think.
1239
01:04:33,593 --> 01:04:35,699
All right.TED: Moscow Mule, Joe.
1240
01:04:35,733 --> 01:04:38,667
♪ Joe and the Moscow Mules
1241
01:04:38,702 --> 01:04:42,326
♪ Take it away Joey
1242
01:04:42,361 --> 01:04:44,328
What are you doing,
Ms. Reynolds?
1243
01:04:44,363 --> 01:04:46,434
♪ You take it away now Joey...
1244
01:04:49,747 --> 01:04:53,268
They're better in copper mugs,
but, here you go.
1245
01:04:53,303 --> 01:04:55,961
Joe, I'm not that picky.
1246
01:04:55,995 --> 01:04:58,101
You know that about me by now.
1247
01:05:02,381 --> 01:05:03,382
Mmm.
1248
01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:08,697
Do you want anything to eat?
1249
01:05:08,732 --> 01:05:11,079
They made brownies
in the kitchen
and they didn't eat them.
1250
01:05:15,152 --> 01:05:18,190
Hey, why'd you
lock 'em in the basement?
1251
01:05:18,224 --> 01:05:20,399
Is that some kind of
family inside joke?
1252
01:05:23,574 --> 01:05:24,575
Hello?
1253
01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:29,304
Jesus, God!
1254
01:05:29,339 --> 01:05:30,996
These taste like shit.
1255
01:05:31,030 --> 01:05:33,170
Riley cannot make brownies.
1256
01:05:33,205 --> 01:05:37,243
Taste. I don't know
if she used rotten eggs,
or bad oil.
1257
01:05:37,278 --> 01:05:39,383
I don't really know
how they could be helped.
1258
01:05:40,177 --> 01:05:41,592
You know.
1259
01:05:41,627 --> 01:05:43,146
[WHISPERS] I worry
about that kid.
1260
01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:45,148
She's just...
1261
01:05:45,182 --> 01:05:47,667
She just doesn't seem to...
1262
01:05:47,702 --> 01:05:52,086
Oh. You okay?
Here, use this
as your barf bag. I'm sorry.
1263
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,501
[REGURGITATES] Sorry.
1264
01:06:01,681 --> 01:06:02,682
[REGURGITATES]
1265
01:06:20,390 --> 01:06:21,632
Hmm.
1266
01:06:30,607 --> 01:06:33,058
If there's someone here with us,
1267
01:06:34,059 --> 01:06:36,199
please make a noise.
1268
01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:37,614
Any noise will do.
1269
01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:42,481
Any noise you like, sugar tits.
1270
01:06:42,515 --> 01:06:44,069
[BURPS]
1271
01:06:44,103 --> 01:06:47,210
That's so tight, you can see
her pussy from behind.
1272
01:06:47,244 --> 01:06:48,625
Remember the Mel Gibson tape?
1273
01:06:48,659 --> 01:06:51,628
Doh! No!That's a quote from
What Women Want.
1274
01:06:51,662 --> 01:06:54,251
Oh!Please, come on.
Let's take this seriously.
1275
01:06:54,286 --> 01:06:57,806
We're doing a seance down here.
Now, come on.
1276
01:06:57,841 --> 01:06:59,774
You want to be very quiet now.
1277
01:06:59,808 --> 01:07:02,397
Let's see if the spirits
will make a noise for us.
1278
01:07:04,261 --> 01:07:07,506
[MAKES A FLATULENCE SOUND]
What? Oh, God!
1279
01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,197
Did you hear that?
1280
01:07:09,232 --> 01:07:10,543
Something's with us.
1281
01:07:11,441 --> 01:07:12,718
This sucks.
1282
01:07:12,752 --> 01:07:14,513
Do you wanna try out my
"At home" laser kit
that Benny got me?
1283
01:07:14,547 --> 01:07:15,686
I guess so.
1284
01:07:15,721 --> 01:07:17,481
Well,
1285
01:07:17,516 --> 01:07:19,380
I'll tell you this much.
1286
01:07:19,414 --> 01:07:22,383
I'd love to have some of them
brownies right about now.
1287
01:07:24,350 --> 01:07:25,420
It's stuck.
1288
01:07:30,425 --> 01:07:32,013
Okay.
1289
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:38,813
[IN DRACULA VOICE] Ooh,
maybe the spirits in this room
don't want us to get out.
1290
01:07:39,641 --> 01:07:41,091
The door is stuck.
1291
01:07:43,714 --> 01:07:45,095
No, it's not.
1292
01:07:47,684 --> 01:07:49,237
Shit.
1293
01:07:49,272 --> 01:07:51,343
It feels like it's latched
from the other side.
1294
01:07:51,377 --> 01:07:53,655
How the fuck did that happen?
1295
01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:55,692
Which one of you brainiacs
did that?
1296
01:07:56,727 --> 01:07:58,177
TED: [MUFFLED] Clara!
1297
01:07:58,798 --> 01:07:59,937
Clara!
1298
01:07:59,972 --> 01:08:02,319
[ GEORGY GIRLPLAYING
AT A LOWER TEMPO]
1299
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,282
Woah! Ah!
1300
01:08:34,317 --> 01:08:35,766
[WHISPERING] I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Joe.
1301
01:08:35,801 --> 01:08:37,872
I was excited. I'll calm down.
1302
01:08:39,529 --> 01:08:41,427
Joe, here.
1303
01:08:45,949 --> 01:08:48,572
[CHANDELIERS CHIMING]Oh, Joe.
1304
01:08:48,607 --> 01:08:51,334
Look at that.
Do you see that, Joe?
1305
01:08:51,368 --> 01:08:52,921
Do you see that?
1306
01:08:53,922 --> 01:08:55,338
I think I should go.
1307
01:08:55,821 --> 01:08:58,617
Oh, Joe. Sweet Joe.
1308
01:08:58,651 --> 01:09:00,170
Help me find my shoe.
1309
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,552
I'm sorry, Ms. Reynolds.
1310
01:09:04,312 --> 01:09:06,211
Help me let them out then.
1311
01:09:06,245 --> 01:09:07,660
That latch does stick.
1312
01:09:09,455 --> 01:09:11,250
Okay, but then I wanna go home.Okay.
1313
01:09:14,495 --> 01:09:17,291
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
1314
01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:24,263
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
1315
01:09:24,298 --> 01:09:26,403
Hey. I got an idea.
1316
01:09:26,438 --> 01:09:29,441
Why don't we think
of a funny Matt Byrne bit.
1317
01:09:31,512 --> 01:09:33,307
Hey, do you guys
remember the one
1318
01:09:33,341 --> 01:09:36,344
where he accidentally puts
his girlfriend's underpants on?
1319
01:09:36,379 --> 01:09:38,001
And then he goes to a park.
1320
01:09:38,035 --> 01:09:40,417
And then, he's in
the men's room,
1321
01:09:40,452 --> 01:09:45,629
and his boss sydelles up
next to him and he sees
the girl's underpants.
1322
01:09:45,664 --> 01:09:48,598
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
1323
01:09:53,706 --> 01:09:55,536
No, maybe, you wouldn't
have been fired
1324
01:09:55,570 --> 01:09:59,919
if you hadn't told the director
the only reason she was hired
was 'cause she's a woman.
1325
01:09:59,954 --> 01:10:02,819
I never said "woman."
I called her a little girl.
1326
01:10:02,853 --> 01:10:04,441
She was, like, 25 years old.
1327
01:10:08,065 --> 01:10:09,964
Is that why Benny said
I was fired?
1328
01:10:24,047 --> 01:10:25,842
In case we need it for the door.
1329
01:10:32,849 --> 01:10:36,611
You have to respect women
in this business and children.
1330
01:10:36,646 --> 01:10:38,544
Especially when
they're your own children.
1331
01:10:38,579 --> 01:10:40,995
Oh! Lord!
1332
01:10:41,029 --> 01:10:42,962
A pox your throat.
1333
01:10:42,997 --> 01:10:46,483
You bowling, blasphemous,
infamous fool.
1334
01:10:47,864 --> 01:10:51,385
No more rent money
for you this month, Missy.
1335
01:10:51,419 --> 01:10:55,354
Maybe you gonna have
to go out and work
for a living for a change.
1336
01:10:55,389 --> 01:10:57,494
That's really tragic
considering your age,
1337
01:10:57,529 --> 01:10:59,496
I mean, you're almost 30.
1338
01:10:59,531 --> 01:11:00,808
You shouldn't be
out there working,
1339
01:11:00,842 --> 01:11:04,536
you should be swinging
with the other children
on the play set.
1340
01:11:04,570 --> 01:11:05,709
Stupid baby.
1341
01:11:06,883 --> 01:11:08,264
Oh, just shut up!
1342
01:11:10,852 --> 01:11:11,853
Who said that?
1343
01:11:22,139 --> 01:11:23,313
What are you doing?
1344
01:11:25,902 --> 01:11:27,421
Mrs. Reynolds, what are you...
Hey!
1345
01:11:27,731 --> 01:11:28,732
No.
1346
01:11:29,008 --> 01:11:30,527
No.
1347
01:11:30,562 --> 01:11:31,701
What are you doing?
1348
01:11:32,529 --> 01:11:33,668
What is going on?
1349
01:11:35,498 --> 01:11:36,809
I didn't mean to.
1350
01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:44,334
Joe, don't open the door.
1351
01:11:45,818 --> 01:11:48,096
It's safer that way. Go home.
1352
01:11:48,131 --> 01:11:49,512
I-I won't tell anyone.
1353
01:11:50,513 --> 01:11:51,652
I just wanna go to bed.
1354
01:11:53,964 --> 01:11:56,001
I'm sorry, I just thought
I'd make a little cash.
1355
01:11:56,035 --> 01:11:57,347
I didn't know
it would be like this.
1356
01:11:58,555 --> 01:11:59,729
I'd really...
1357
01:11:59,763 --> 01:12:00,937
I do like you, Clara.
1358
01:12:00,971 --> 01:12:03,008
I think you deserve
love and respect.
1359
01:12:08,841 --> 01:12:10,118
Are you all okay in there?
1360
01:12:10,602 --> 01:12:11,948
Clara?
1361
01:12:11,982 --> 01:12:14,019
Clara, the door's locked.
1362
01:12:14,053 --> 01:12:16,849
TED: Could you help us out here,
please sweetie?
1363
01:12:16,884 --> 01:12:19,473
I'm worried.
I let someone in the house.
1364
01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:21,164
Unlock the fucking door, Mom.
1365
01:12:21,198 --> 01:12:22,579
You're being a bitch.
1366
01:12:22,614 --> 01:12:24,616
No, no, listen to me.
1367
01:12:25,444 --> 01:12:26,997
She's inside me.
1368
01:12:27,653 --> 01:12:29,034
And,
1369
01:12:29,068 --> 01:12:30,794
she's sick.
1370
01:12:30,829 --> 01:12:32,520
She's not well.
1371
01:12:32,555 --> 01:12:34,764
JULIE: What?TED: Okay,
1372
01:12:34,798 --> 01:12:37,560
...very funny. You and Joe
smoked a little wacky weed.
1373
01:12:37,594 --> 01:12:39,976
That's fine. I'm not mad.
Just open the door.
1374
01:12:40,977 --> 01:12:42,910
I'll get help.TED: Okay.
1375
01:12:42,944 --> 01:12:44,083
I'll get help.
1376
01:12:44,118 --> 01:12:45,982
TED: Help to undo the door.
1377
01:12:46,016 --> 01:12:47,673
Okay, thanks sweetie.
1378
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:49,986
Um, do me a favor,
don't get Mr. Montalto.
1379
01:12:50,020 --> 01:12:51,919
Can't deal with
that prick right now.
1380
01:13:22,501 --> 01:13:24,917
Okay, well...
1381
01:13:24,952 --> 01:13:28,921
I didn't wanna ruin this door
but looks like I have no choice.
1382
01:13:28,956 --> 01:13:30,578
It's okay, girls. Yeah.
1383
01:13:30,613 --> 01:13:32,477
You can just stay where you are.
Don't worry.
1384
01:13:33,029 --> 01:13:34,133
I got this.
1385
01:13:36,066 --> 01:13:37,689
[TED SCREAMING]
1386
01:13:39,587 --> 01:13:41,727
Ow! Oh!
1387
01:13:45,662 --> 01:13:46,939
You're welcome, girls.
1388
01:13:48,113 --> 01:13:49,494
You're welcome.
1389
01:13:50,978 --> 01:13:51,979
RILEY: Mom!
1390
01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:53,912
What the fuck.
1391
01:13:53,946 --> 01:13:54,947
Where is she?
1392
01:13:58,503 --> 01:14:00,746
Hello? Mom.
1393
01:14:03,266 --> 01:14:04,716
Ugh!
1394
01:14:09,168 --> 01:14:10,791
Oh, my God!
1395
01:14:12,655 --> 01:14:14,864
My wedding is in nice weeks.
1396
01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:20,973
TED: Sometimes that shark,
he looks right at ya.
1397
01:14:21,008 --> 01:14:22,975
Right in your eyes.
1398
01:14:23,010 --> 01:14:26,703
The thing about a shark's eyes,
is the lifeless eyes.
1399
01:14:26,738 --> 01:14:29,257
Black, doll's eyes.
1400
01:14:29,292 --> 01:14:30,845
I think I just saw a coyote.
1401
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,744
TED: And then he comes at you.
1402
01:14:32,778 --> 01:14:34,608
Doesn't even seem to be living.
1403
01:14:35,816 --> 01:14:37,645
Till he bites you.
1404
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,267
TED: Oh, and then
those black eyes...
1405
01:14:39,302 --> 01:14:41,269
Mom hasn't done shit
to clean up her office.
1406
01:14:41,304 --> 01:14:43,306
Benny's gonna be so mad at me.
1407
01:14:43,340 --> 01:14:45,653
Why are we out here?We needed air.
1408
01:14:45,688 --> 01:14:47,275
The ocean turns red.
1409
01:14:47,310 --> 01:14:51,072
You hear that horrible,
high-pitched screaming...
1410
01:14:51,107 --> 01:14:54,041
Do you remember that
Daddy Yankee song Gasolina
1411
01:14:54,075 --> 01:14:56,112
that we loved so much
in high school?
1412
01:14:56,940 --> 01:14:57,941
Yeah.
1413
01:14:59,046 --> 01:15:00,875
Benny doesn't even remember it.
1414
01:15:00,910 --> 01:15:02,774
'Cause he was 40
when it came out.
1415
01:15:04,085 --> 01:15:06,536
It's okay.
It's not the best song.
1416
01:15:07,710 --> 01:15:09,228
[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]
1417
01:15:09,263 --> 01:15:10,816
[CREAKING]
1418
01:15:12,853 --> 01:15:16,684
RILEY: Probably up there,
burrowing in her receipts.
1419
01:15:16,719 --> 01:15:19,722
Julie, will you please do
that show in Brooklyn with me?
1420
01:15:19,756 --> 01:15:22,345
I know it's embarrassing,
but it could be really fun,
1421
01:15:22,379 --> 01:15:25,797
and I could really use
the money right now, honestly.
1422
01:15:25,831 --> 01:15:27,108
Riley,
1423
01:15:27,143 --> 01:15:30,629
you have to learn
to say no to things
that you don't wanna do.
1424
01:15:30,664 --> 01:15:32,631
That's how you get the things
that you do want.
1425
01:15:32,666 --> 01:15:34,944
Okay, but I'm not
in the same boat as you.
1426
01:15:34,978 --> 01:15:37,222
I can't just say no
because I don't want it.Sorry.
1427
01:15:37,256 --> 01:15:39,086
It's too embarrassing, okay?
1428
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:40,708
You gotta let go
of the Sweet Sisters.
1429
01:15:40,743 --> 01:15:42,745
Uh, "Let it go," yeah, I have.[TED MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
1430
01:15:42,779 --> 01:15:45,817
I've tried. I've tried to forget
it ever happened.
1431
01:15:45,851 --> 01:15:48,026
It did nothing good for me.Or me.
1432
01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:50,028
Yeah, but you managed
to work afterwards,
1433
01:15:50,062 --> 01:15:51,754
whereas, I, yeah, I have to do
1434
01:15:51,788 --> 01:15:54,032
the, "Look what she
looks like now" shit
over and over.
1435
01:15:54,066 --> 01:15:57,242
And yeah, I don't like it.
It's depressing.
It's not all I have.
1436
01:15:57,276 --> 01:15:58,623
JULIE: Riley!
1437
01:15:58,657 --> 01:15:59,658
[POT FALLS AND BREAKS]
1438
01:16:01,004 --> 01:16:02,178
Oh, my God.
1439
01:16:02,212 --> 01:16:03,593
TED: Are you all right?
1440
01:16:04,767 --> 01:16:07,010
I-I think so.Wow.
1441
01:16:07,045 --> 01:16:08,287
What happened?
1442
01:16:08,322 --> 01:16:11,359
The flower pot
almost fell on Riley.
1443
01:16:11,394 --> 01:16:14,673
Uh, what's with
the knife there, Lorena Bobbitt.
1444
01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:17,089
I was cutting watermelon
with Joe,
1445
01:16:17,124 --> 01:16:18,919
and he had to go home.
1446
01:16:19,816 --> 01:16:21,059
You're high.
1447
01:16:21,093 --> 01:16:22,267
She's totally high, right?
1448
01:16:23,855 --> 01:16:26,720
Julie, what happened
to your face?
1449
01:16:27,962 --> 01:16:29,895
W-What do you mean?
1450
01:16:29,930 --> 01:16:31,828
It's not your face anymore.
1451
01:16:31,863 --> 01:16:32,795
It's been butchered.
1452
01:16:34,210 --> 01:16:37,178
You've paid doctors
to slice up your face,
1453
01:16:37,213 --> 01:16:39,215
and it doesn't look good, honey.
1454
01:16:39,249 --> 01:16:42,252
It looks bad. It's one
of those fake faces.
1455
01:16:42,287 --> 01:16:44,427
That's what you have now,
is a fake face.
1456
01:16:44,461 --> 01:16:47,154
Okay, you know,
I think maybe we've had
a little too much to drink.
1457
01:16:47,188 --> 01:16:50,778
And your lips.
Whose lips are those?
1458
01:16:50,813 --> 01:16:53,954
Who do they belong to?
They're not your lips.
1459
01:16:53,988 --> 01:16:56,888
Come into this world
with a beautiful face,
1460
01:16:58,268 --> 01:17:00,408
and you wanna slice it all up.
1461
01:17:01,409 --> 01:17:03,998
Who do you belong to?
1462
01:17:04,033 --> 01:17:06,069
Okay, all right, this is...
That's enough of this.
1463
01:17:06,104 --> 01:17:08,727
Let me have it.
Let me have the knife.Get off of me.
1464
01:17:08,762 --> 01:17:10,384
Let...[CLARA MUMBLING]
1465
01:17:10,418 --> 01:17:13,180
Jesus.And you. You're the
worst of them.
1466
01:17:13,214 --> 01:17:14,871
How?You know me.
1467
01:17:15,458 --> 01:17:16,804
You knew me.
1468
01:17:17,874 --> 01:17:19,117
Girls.
1469
01:17:19,151 --> 01:17:21,464
I think your mom
needs a little water.
1470
01:17:21,498 --> 01:17:24,294
TED: Let's, let's get mom
some water. Will you? Please?
1471
01:17:28,057 --> 01:17:29,679
Honey. Honey.
1472
01:17:29,714 --> 01:17:32,440
Here, sit down. Just sit down.
1473
01:17:34,891 --> 01:17:37,445
So, what's uh,
what's going on with you?
1474
01:17:38,205 --> 01:17:39,378
I mean,
1475
01:17:39,413 --> 01:17:40,966
everything's gonna be okay.
1476
01:17:41,001 --> 01:17:43,175
We'll sober up. We always do.
1477
01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:45,039
Sort of.
1478
01:17:45,074 --> 01:17:48,284
And you're wrong.
I do know you, honey.
1479
01:17:48,318 --> 01:17:49,734
I still know you.
1480
01:17:51,770 --> 01:17:53,358
I'm no one.
1481
01:17:54,324 --> 01:17:56,810
I'm no one to you anymore.
1482
01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:58,259
You can't even see me.
1483
01:17:59,398 --> 01:18:00,399
Okay.
1484
01:18:01,469 --> 01:18:03,471
JULIE: Ollie!What the hell is that?
1485
01:18:06,509 --> 01:18:09,892
What? What was that?
What the hell was that?
1486
01:18:09,926 --> 01:18:12,342
We just found him
eating brownies.
1487
01:18:12,377 --> 01:18:13,930
Why the hell would you
give him brownies?
1488
01:18:13,965 --> 01:18:15,207
You know they're not
good for him.
1489
01:18:15,242 --> 01:18:18,072
We didn't!Mom must have, or Joe.
1490
01:18:18,107 --> 01:18:19,384
Where the fuck is Mom?
1491
01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:21,489
She's on the porch.
Clara.
1492
01:18:21,524 --> 01:18:23,906
Clara, you better come in here.
1493
01:18:23,940 --> 01:18:26,805
JULIE: Who did this to you?
1494
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:28,255
JULIE: Oh, boy.Clara!
1495
01:18:28,289 --> 01:18:30,429
Shit, I'll go get her.
1496
01:18:30,464 --> 01:18:32,846
Oh, boy, you can't die.
It's his birthday.
1497
01:18:33,294 --> 01:18:34,779
TED: Clara.
1498
01:18:36,539 --> 01:18:37,920
Clara, did you...
1499
01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,094
Oh, fuck.
1500
01:18:40,577 --> 01:18:41,820
[GIRLS CRYING]
1501
01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:43,339
Okay, did she come back in here?
1502
01:18:43,373 --> 01:18:46,066
No. Mom, Ollie is gonna die!
1503
01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:48,551
Riley, here,
put Ollie in the car.
1504
01:18:48,585 --> 01:18:50,518
Julie, come with me,
we're gonna find mom.
1505
01:18:50,553 --> 01:18:51,761
Okay.
1506
01:18:53,452 --> 01:18:54,937
Clara.
1507
01:18:54,971 --> 01:18:56,179
[RILEY CRYING]
1508
01:19:01,391 --> 01:19:02,496
TED: Clara.
1509
01:19:08,364 --> 01:19:10,193
JULIE: Mom.
1510
01:19:10,228 --> 01:19:11,954
TED: Clara, come on.
1511
01:19:11,988 --> 01:19:12,989
JULIE: Where are you?
1512
01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:18,236
JULIE: Mom! This isn't okay!
1513
01:19:18,270 --> 01:19:19,306
TED: Clara.
1514
01:19:19,340 --> 01:19:20,376
[CAR HORN BLARING]
1515
01:19:20,410 --> 01:19:21,549
TED: Clar...
1516
01:19:22,378 --> 01:19:23,897
[TED SIGHS]
1517
01:19:26,002 --> 01:19:27,176
And she's gone.
1518
01:19:28,453 --> 01:19:31,076
[DOGS BARKING]
1519
01:19:34,010 --> 01:19:37,842
[HUMMING]
1520
01:19:40,258 --> 01:19:41,259
What the hell is that?
1521
01:19:42,432 --> 01:19:44,400
It's a bunny.
1522
01:19:44,434 --> 01:19:48,197
[SIGHS] They said
to give it 24 hours.
1523
01:19:48,231 --> 01:19:50,820
I'm scared. She's so trashed.
1524
01:19:50,855 --> 01:19:53,305
I've got a killer hemorrhoid
going on.
1525
01:19:53,340 --> 01:19:55,169
I hope they have
something here for me.
1526
01:19:55,204 --> 01:19:57,827
JULIE: I'm worried about
where Mom is.
1527
01:19:57,862 --> 01:20:00,071
Why?Because we can't find Mom.
1528
01:20:00,105 --> 01:20:02,798
We can. True, true.
1529
01:20:03,281 --> 01:20:04,282
Okay.
1530
01:20:05,524 --> 01:20:07,457
Where's Clara?
1531
01:20:07,492 --> 01:20:09,287
We don't know right now.
1532
01:20:09,563 --> 01:20:10,564
Um...
1533
01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:15,396
Okay, well, Ollie is very weak.
1534
01:20:15,431 --> 01:20:17,364
We've been pumping his stomach,
1535
01:20:17,398 --> 01:20:19,090
but he's not breathing too well.
1536
01:20:20,574 --> 01:20:22,541
You should call Clara, Ted.
1537
01:20:23,473 --> 01:20:24,992
Hey, Ted.
1538
01:20:25,027 --> 01:20:26,097
Mmm.
1539
01:20:26,131 --> 01:20:28,582
What the... You guys,
he ingested a lot of chocolate
1540
01:20:28,616 --> 01:20:29,652
and he already has a bad heart.
1541
01:20:29,686 --> 01:20:31,136
How did this happen?
1542
01:20:31,171 --> 01:20:33,863
Someone left a plate
of brownies on the floor.
1543
01:20:35,037 --> 01:20:36,038
Who did that?
1544
01:20:37,211 --> 01:20:38,247
We don't know.
1545
01:20:39,213 --> 01:20:42,182
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
1546
01:20:42,561 --> 01:20:43,562
Hello?
1547
01:20:44,978 --> 01:20:47,325
Oh, okay, great.
1548
01:20:47,359 --> 01:20:49,396
There's a drunk lady
at the police station.
1549
01:20:50,431 --> 01:20:51,881
Clara. [LAUGHING]
1550
01:20:51,916 --> 01:20:53,952
Um, can I call you a cab?
1551
01:20:53,987 --> 01:20:55,333
Thank you so much.
1552
01:20:55,367 --> 01:20:56,541
Can I have my magazine?
1553
01:21:04,445 --> 01:21:07,310
You can sit right here,
you're ex-wife...
1554
01:21:09,209 --> 01:21:10,451
Right here.
1555
01:21:17,631 --> 01:21:20,634
Fuck you! Fucking morons.
1556
01:21:20,668 --> 01:21:23,395
Look, want a show?
1557
01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:25,432
Fucking perverted.
1558
01:21:25,466 --> 01:21:28,124
[LADY SCREAMING]
1559
01:21:28,159 --> 01:21:31,162
Get out,
fucking the dicks, shits.
1560
01:21:32,404 --> 01:21:35,338
She's lovely, but uh,
1561
01:21:35,373 --> 01:21:36,961
that's not Clara.
1562
01:21:36,995 --> 01:21:38,479
Mom never wears jean shorts.
1563
01:21:38,514 --> 01:21:40,102
It's kinda sad.
1564
01:21:40,136 --> 01:21:43,622
I'd love to see her
in some sexy denim cutoffs.
1565
01:21:43,657 --> 01:21:46,315
Okay, thank you, Julie.
1566
01:21:46,349 --> 01:21:49,318
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
1567
01:21:49,352 --> 01:21:52,597
[COYOTE HOWLING]
1568
01:21:54,564 --> 01:21:59,224
[COYOTES HOWLING]
1569
01:22:02,434 --> 01:22:06,507
[COYOTES HOWLING]
1570
01:22:37,262 --> 01:22:38,608
RILEY: Mom!
1571
01:22:38,643 --> 01:22:39,713
Clara!
1572
01:22:40,127 --> 01:22:41,542
Mom!
1573
01:22:41,577 --> 01:22:44,269
What are some of Mom's hotspots?
1574
01:22:44,304 --> 01:22:46,685
Oh, come on, honey, you know
we never leave this place.
1575
01:22:47,617 --> 01:22:49,654
Home Depot.What?
1576
01:22:49,688 --> 01:22:52,070
All the men there
have boners for Mom.
1577
01:22:52,105 --> 01:22:54,279
Ugh, please.JULIE: I bet it's true.
1578
01:22:54,314 --> 01:22:55,729
What about the coyotes?
1579
01:22:58,697 --> 01:23:01,114
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1580
01:23:10,709 --> 01:23:12,090
It's Mom's.
1581
01:23:12,815 --> 01:23:14,161
Mom's shirt.
1582
01:23:18,614 --> 01:23:20,271
It's got blood on it.
1583
01:23:24,689 --> 01:23:26,794
Dad, do something.
1584
01:23:29,383 --> 01:23:31,109
Okay, girls.
1585
01:23:31,144 --> 01:23:33,525
I want you to go back
to the house now.
1586
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:35,493
We'll pick up Ollie and,
1587
01:23:35,527 --> 01:23:36,839
we'll find Mom.
1588
01:23:36,873 --> 01:23:38,151
We'll figure this out.
1589
01:23:39,876 --> 01:23:41,602
JULIE: Oh.RILEY: Oh.
1590
01:23:50,128 --> 01:23:52,579
No, we found her bloody shirt.
1591
01:23:52,613 --> 01:23:54,236
Yeah, it's bloody.
1592
01:23:54,270 --> 01:23:55,616
And there are coyotes.
1593
01:23:55,651 --> 01:23:57,377
Oh, Mom, Mom!
1594
01:23:58,309 --> 01:23:59,241
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
1595
01:23:59,275 --> 01:24:02,244
It's her phone.
I'm gonna call you back.
1596
01:24:02,278 --> 01:24:03,314
[CELL PHONE CONTINUES
TO VIBRATE]
1597
01:24:04,867 --> 01:24:06,662
Hello?
1598
01:24:06,696 --> 01:24:10,355
Hi there, this is
Richard Gardner of the
Gardner Family Wine company.
1599
01:24:10,390 --> 01:24:13,117
We received your very kind
and thoughtful message,
1600
01:24:13,151 --> 01:24:15,636
uh, Clara and wanted
to reach out directly
1601
01:24:15,671 --> 01:24:18,501
and answer your question about our unique fruity flavor
1602
01:24:18,536 --> 01:24:21,366
but, also just thank you
for calling in.
1603
01:24:21,401 --> 01:24:22,678
It was just really nice.
1604
01:24:23,782 --> 01:24:25,370
You're welcome.
1605
01:24:50,947 --> 01:24:54,675
So, an officer is gonna
meet us by the stone wall.
1606
01:24:54,710 --> 01:24:56,263
Still no word from Joe?
1607
01:24:57,195 --> 01:24:58,783
He ruined everything.
1608
01:24:58,817 --> 01:25:01,510
You should not get your weed
from him anymore, Ri.
1609
01:25:53,596 --> 01:25:54,908
TED: Clara.
1610
01:25:56,565 --> 01:25:57,945
Clara.
1611
01:25:59,533 --> 01:26:00,707
It's okay.
1612
01:26:10,648 --> 01:26:12,167
Come here, come on.
1613
01:26:32,601 --> 01:26:34,465
Come on, honey. Come here.
1614
01:28:01,483 --> 01:28:03,381
You know, it was cold out there.
1615
01:28:03,933 --> 01:28:04,934
I bet.
1616
01:28:05,659 --> 01:28:06,660
But it felt good?
1617
01:28:08,075 --> 01:28:10,457
I thought I was gonna have
a panic attack.
1618
01:28:10,492 --> 01:28:11,872
Yeah, I'm hung over already.
1619
01:28:11,907 --> 01:28:13,426
JULIE: So is Ollie.
1620
01:28:17,361 --> 01:28:18,983
They were in your closet
this whole time.
1621
01:28:19,673 --> 01:28:20,674
I know.
1622
01:28:25,714 --> 01:28:27,612
He's the best of all of us.
1623
01:28:30,857 --> 01:28:34,032
Hey, Mom, you didn't give
Ollie brownies, did you?
1624
01:28:34,067 --> 01:28:35,793
No, of course not.
1625
01:28:35,827 --> 01:28:37,864
JULIE: It must have
been Poo-poo.
1626
01:28:37,898 --> 01:28:39,417
So fucked up.
1627
01:29:01,094 --> 01:29:04,580
Oh, you get in here, girl.
1628
01:29:04,615 --> 01:29:05,926
Come on, now.
1629
01:29:06,686 --> 01:29:08,377
Park her right in there.
1630
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,761
You know, Clara,
1631
01:29:13,727 --> 01:29:16,420
if this was a cry for attention,
1632
01:29:17,835 --> 01:29:19,733
we should have picked
a busier town.
1633
01:29:19,768 --> 01:29:22,046
Old Lyme falls asleep
by 9:00 p.m.
1634
01:29:23,772 --> 01:29:25,463
JULIE: Good night, family.
1635
01:29:25,498 --> 01:29:26,844
Love you.
1636
01:29:26,878 --> 01:29:28,742
RILEY: Good night, love you.
1637
01:29:28,777 --> 01:29:29,847
Love you, girls.
1638
01:29:29,881 --> 01:29:31,573
Sleep well.
1639
01:29:34,610 --> 01:29:35,784
[WHISPERS] I love you.
1640
01:30:08,541 --> 01:30:09,990
ADELIA: [WHISPERS] Clara.
1641
01:30:19,206 --> 01:30:22,140
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