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[WOMAN SCREAMING]

[BELL DINGS]

This ain't right.

We've got to fight back.

Now, look,

You bastard, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

[GRUNTS]

[GROANING]

There's somebody in here.

I smell something in the air.

Smells feminine.

[CRYING]

Hey,

I'm... I'm unarmed.

Okay?

Hold on.

It was my dad.

Look, what do you... What do you want with us?

We don't have anything.

Okay, just... Just take your stuff and...

And get out of here.

Shut up.

Put your gun down please.

Shut up.

Say it again and mean it.

Put... Put your gun down please.

Think you're ordering me?

Put your gun down please.

You sound like a sissy, boy.

Put your gun down please.

Now you're sounding like my high school principal.

Just put your gun down please.

I'm sorry that's your dad, but welcome to Earth, pal.

What do you think?

Gun's right in front of me.

[GRUNTS]

[CRYING]

When are kids gonna learn?

[GIRL CRYING]

Kitty?

Here kitty.

Here kitty.

Here kitty.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Let me see you.

You don't have to be afraid.

The next time you go out to a place,

I want you to look for something safe.

And I'm required to do what my mother always taught me.

And that's to finish what I started.

And I'm not gonna kill you.

But I have to honor my mother.

Goddamn.

Bloody...

[SHOUTS]

[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

Oh, fuck.

[***]

Not bad.

Story of my life.

Happy birthday, big brother.

I almost forgot.

I guess we won't be driving to Dallas

To celebrate the big 2-1 after all, huh?

Well, wherever you are up there,

I hope they have strippers

And Lonestar.

I miss you guys.

MAN: I'll get you for this.

Even from beyond the grave

Because my mama's a witch in Coorsborough.

You are finished.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Could you use the front entrance please?

[KNOCKING CONTINUES]

Brick?

Calm down, Sarah.

It's just a delivery person.

Believe it or not, little lady,

The missing supplies finally reared their ugly heads.

Thanks, Brick.

Something else was just left at the back porch too.

Cool. Must be that gingerbread seasoning.

But, more importantly,

I've got two tickets for tonight's Wrestlepalooza.

They're even gonna let amateurs compete tonight.

A mosh pit of tag team damage and body slammage.

[GRUNTS]

This could be my shot at the big time.

And in this corner,

Straight from Hell's Kitchen,

The Butcher Baker.

Sounds like fun.

Get me some of that seasoning, will you?

I'll test some out and put it in the muffins.

Sure.

You okay, Sarah?

Yeah. Sorry.

Today would have been Jeremy's birthday.

He wanted to spend it at the titty bar.

[CHUCKLES]

Can you blame him?

You know, I still keep expecting him

To show up for work every day.

Your dad putting on his apron,

Pounding the dough.

And Jeremy.

Jeremy coming in late because he overslept.

Telling Dad some dirty joke

To keep him from getting yelled at.

[LAUGHING] [SHOUTS]

Heck.

Oh, don't move, Brick.

Do you want me to take you to the doctor?

[SIGHS]

The Butcher Baker needs no doctor.

He can always take the heat.

Come on, Brick.

Go.

I'm okay. Really.

I can take you to get stitches if you need it.

Okay.

[GROANS]

WOMAN: Sarah!

What is it, Julia?

This says that Findlemeyer was executed two days ago.

That's all you wanted?

The way you were shouting, I thought it was an emergency.

[LAUGHS]

This is great news.

After two years that loco pendejo is finally dead.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Are you gonna finish that birthday cake

Because that's concerning me more now.

Yeah, sure, sure. It also says here

That after they fried him in the chair,

They cremated him

And sent his ashes to his mother in Coorsborough.

How sick is that?

Greetings,

Mass Mercenary.

We meet at last.

Prepare to meet your maker for tonight,

Your ass is toast.

Your ass.

Your ass is toast.

[FAINT WHISPERING]

The birthday cake?

Oh. Sure thing, boss.

Sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to be short with you.

It's just, you know, helping,

Especially with Mom.

I know. It's my bad.

I'll do better.

[LOUD BANG]

Them bastards think

They're gonna get the better of me, do they?

[LAUGHS]

We'll see about that.

[GUN COCKS]

[GUN COCKS]

[LAUGHS]

That ought to teach you!

[LAUGHING]

What are you doing?

Oh, them bastards think they can just come in here

And take over, Sarah.

And we're not gonna let 'em.

I think maybe you've had enough for one evening, Mrs. Leigh.

Oh, now, you looking to get fired girl.

Mom, why don't you go home and get some rest?

No, Sarah, listen to me.

Them sons of bitches think they can just move in here

And take over.

And they... They wanna run us out of business.

And... And... And they... They can do it too.

Because what chance do we got

Up against some big old statewide chain?

I mean, just look at us.

No one's gonna run you out.

Okay?

Listen to me, Mom,

You and Dad built this place from the ground on up,

And there is no way I'm gonna let anyone

Take that away from you.

You promise?

Promise.

Come on, now.

Julia will give you a ride home.

Okey-dokey. I'll be home in a bit.

Come on, Mrs. Leigh, let's go.

All right. Well, I'm just gonna take a little nap and...

And then I'll come back over and help you.

Okay? Okay.

Let's go.

[FAINT WHISPERING]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

What in the hell did you do to my banner?

Well, I didn't...

Now, you just... You listen here, girl.

[CHUCKLES]

I thought we were gonna handle this like adults.

Like business people.

Now, there is no call for warranting destructiveness

And vandalism.

You're right. I'm sorry.

I'll pay for the banner.

You're damn straight.

Is there anything else you wanted of me?

If not, I gotta get back to work.

Well, now, that's what I like about you.

Right down to brass tacks.

Just like your mama.

Except without all the...

[WHISTLES]

Drinking, of course.

Here's the deal.

A year from now, my place, it's gonna be up and running.

Finest eatery in four counties.

Now, I can't have my customers looking across the street

At this run down pie shop.

Let's take care of this.

Quick, clean.

No lawyers, no middlemen,

No bullshit.

You and your mama, you take that money,

You have a nice life.

So you can tear down our place?

Well, that's progress, sonny.

Out with the old, in with the new.

Two thousand dollars goes a long way at Walmart, Sarah.

Now, you remember my daughter Lorna, don't you?

Yeah, she's hard to forget.

Heh.

Did I tell you she was just named

Miss Pretty Face of Waco?

It's only the 10th time you've reminded me.

You know, with my help,

Lorna's gonna make something of herself.

Be a big star.

I can help finance her modeling career

Because I worked hard my whole life.

Busted my hump so that I could provide for me.

Now, you think about my offer, you hear?

Fifty thousand dollars.

That'd make it so you and your drunk mama

Don't have to bust your humps.

Why don't you hold your breath?

You overheard?

I hate that guy.

Me too.

Especially when he's right.

Whoa. Hold up.

You're not telling me you're gonna let that loser

Bully you into selling.

He's a jerk.

But he makes sense.

Ever since Dad and Jeremy died

Everything's kind of...

I mean,

Look at this place.

So we'll fix it.

We'll paint it.

It'll be good as new.

It's not just the blue that needs fixing.

So does my mom.

My mom's drinking.

Hey, it'll get better.

[CRYING]

I don't know.

I've never been at that point in my life.

When everything's so, so messed up

That you don't even know where to start to fix it.

[SNIFFS]

I don't want to.

When I wake up,

I turn my back on what little I have

And just...

Disappear somewhere, you know?

Just going and starting over.

You just had a couple bad years is all.

You get knocked to the mat,

You have to get back up again.

I'm so scared.

Pulling up carpets,

Everything will be okay.

I took that bread out of the oven.

Got that gingerbread dough mixing.

[CHUCKLES]

You're mean, you know.

Does that mean I have a date for the rest the palooza?

Right.

I knew that.

Why don't you take off early?

But the cookies, they-they...

I'll finish them.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Didn't you just tell me to get up off the mat?

[GROWLS PLAYFULLY]

Right you are, boss.

See you bright and early.

[***]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

[LIGHTS FLICKERING]

Okay.

Julia?

[***]

What are you doing in here?

Should have figured you'd still be here on a Friday night.

[RAT SQUEAKING]

Oh, you little bitch!

You're not going anywhere, how dare you bring that rat in here.

I thought $50,000 was too much for you?

I told daddy you'd never take it anyways.

So you thought you'd get me shut down

By the health department instead?

[SCREAMS]

[***]

[HISSING]

We tried to be fair!

Asses like you know what's going on.

[SCREAMING]

Ugh, my face!

[MUMBLING ANGRILY]

[BUZZING]

[***]

[LAUGHING]

Amos, are you in on this?

I am in on what?

Lorna, I've been waiting in that car forever for you.

You said youse was just gonna leave a note.

A note?

Yeah, right.

How many notes eat cheese and live in a sewer?

Oh, come on, Amos, let's get out of here.

Whoa, whoa.

Wait a minute.

What the hell went on in here?

[LOUD RUMBLING]

Yet another reason to board up this dump.

[CHUCKLING]

[SCREAMS]

There's... There's something in there.

There's something alive in there.

Maybe it's the rat.

Lorna, don't you think you need to quit?

Don't! I'm serious! Don't open it!

You've been using too much plates in your head.

Jesus!

What the hell you've been baking?

Well, whatever it is, I think you over-cooked it.

On the contrary...

They did just fine.

[CHUCKLING MENACINGLY]

What the hell is that?

Well it sure ain't the Pillsbury fucking Doughboy.

[GRUNTS]

That things voice...

Something about it.

Lorna, come on.

LORNA: What the hell was that thing?

SARAH: I don't know.

Well, it looked like a gingerbread man.

That's what I was baking.

What are you getting at?

Well, that was what was supposed to be in the big pan

I pulled out of the oven.

A big gingerbread man.

Ah, wait, wait...

Are you telling me that that thing

Is a cookie you were baking?

That's crazy!

Crazy.

Okay, do you have a magic oven?

This isn't funny, Amos.

All right, look, I'll admit, okay,

When this shit first happened I was a little spooked

For like a second.

But it's a gag.

It's got to be, I bet you anything. Anything.

That it's that geek who works for you

Who's always in the restroom.

Who? Brick?

Yeah, him. It's a big joke.

A big, funny "ha-ha".

You guys saw that thing, right?

It had to be fake.

No, but it was walking and it was talking out there.

It was alive.

Okay, this ain't no gag.

It's black magic.

Oh, my God.

No, really.

Look, it's like, a couple of years ago,

When me and some of my friends took out this Ouija Board,

Okay, and we started putting out fingers on it and... It...

On this pointy plastic thingy

And it was moving around and it was spelling out things for us.

It was this message from this dead girl named Rosalyn. And...

She told us that some psycho

Had killed her and cut her up into pieces

And then wrapped her in tinfoil.

And then mailed it off all across the country

To her relatives.

It spelled all the out for you?

Lorna, that's longer than any book you ever read

In your entire life.

Look, I am serious!

Okay, a couple of weeks after that I saw on the news

How the cops arrested some guy for cutting up girls body parts

And mailing them off.

Talk about going postal.

Look, this black magic shit is for real.

And that thing out there is bad news

And I don't want to have any part of it.

Lorna, Lorna, Lorna.

Why do you guys want to leave so bad?

Maybe she's right, Amos.

Maybe we should take off.

And take off running, right?

One thing...

Whatever it is,

'Cause boys, I got a real bad feeling.

If it's somebody playing a prank, which I think it is,

I'll clobber 'em.

If that thing is real, I say we grab that motherfucker.

And we take it in to Leno, Letterman...

How much dough can you make from a talking cookie?

Huh. Dough. Cookie.

[CHUCKLES]

Get it?

[MOCKINGLY] Ha-ha.

All right, whatever it is, don't worry about it.

I'll take care of it.

Let's go.

[***]

[CREATURE MUNCHING LOUDLY]

[CREATURE BURPS]

Think we got him?

Hold on, he's mine now.

Uh, guys...

Must have shifted off.

Good fucking riddance. Wait, Lorna, please.

Hold on.

[DOOR OPENING]

Guess what?

It's dead. Unbelievable.

Here.

[DIALING]

[SIGHS]

Daddy.

Look, you have got to come and get me I'm at Betty's Bakery

And we got homicidal baked goods after us.

You heard me.

Daddy?

Daddy!

Goddamn it.

[SIGHS]

I must have forgot to charge it.

You dumb shit.

Why didn't you call the cops?

Shut your pie hole.

[***]

Hello?

What the hell is happening in here?

This ain't right.

[POT CLANGING] [GASPS]

[SQUEAKING]

This place is filthy.

I notice you, you bastards.

I'm gonna get my gun.

[CREATURE LAUGHING]

Sarah?

Hello?

[RUSTLING]

Who's in here?

[RUSTLING CONTINUES]

Who did this?

[***]

Hello?

He can't get you from the grave.

It's wrong, don't start worrying.

Just get a hold of yourself now.

He can't hurt you.

You sure about that?

[CHUCKLING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

That's the end of drinking this.

Oh, yeah.

I'm real, all right.

[CHUCKLING]

[HUMMING]

[CONTINUES TO CHUCKLE]

Ever try a lady finger?

[CREATURE YELLS]

[SCREAMING]

What was that?

Maybe it was your little friend.

What do you mean by that?

You know what I mean.

Lorna, shut up.

Siding with the enemy, Amos?

She ain't the enemy.

LORNA: Really?

Maybe you didn't hear what happened back there,

But that little bastard recognized her from somewhere.

Am I right?

Look, I'm gonna go to the car and I'm gonna get your phone

That is, if you charged it.

That thing may be out there somewhere.

Fuck it.

[***]

Maybe you really should stop drinking, you lush.

What are you?

Not what, honey, who.

Don't you recognize my pretty voice?

Millard. There you go.

[DOOR OPENING]

[BETTY MOANING]

Betty!

[GASPS]

Betty.

What are you doing sneaking out the backdoor without me knowing?

Sarah told me to keep an eye on you, I can't let her down.

Oh, Mrs. Leigh, I had a feeling you'd sneak back here

Looking for your stash.

What happened?

There was this man.

A gingerbread man.

Mrs. Leigh... uh.

A gingerbread man?

[SIGHS]

Look, I'll get you home.

We gotta go.

Go. Let's go.

It's go... He's got a knife.

Right. [SCREAMS]

That's gonna leave a mark.

[CHUCKLES]

[***]

So how long have you and Amos been together?

Me and Amos?

[LAUGHS]

Get real, girl.

It was nothing but stupid fun, is all.

Hm.

You're acting like it was more than that.

It's 'cause he was flirting with you.

See when he was with me,

I don't want him making googly eyes at nobody but me.

Even though he's not with me.

Got it?

I see.

And what about what he wants?

[LAUGHS]

Honey, you got a lot to learn.

[BELL ON DOOR DINGS]

Guess what?

Here's part of your things.

Shit.

[BUZZING]

Shit.

You already said that.

Maybe it's the storm,

We got power problems when the weather gets bad.

Or maybe it's that fucking Keebler Elf.

You got a generator?

In the back.

Okay, that would be real smart, why don't we just take off.

Uh-uh, he could get us outside.

No, no. Let's get the lights on.

I want to see this fucker when I blast him to crumbs.

Lorna Dean, what the hell did you bring me out here for?

Oh, now that makes sense.

That tattooed punk got you up to no good again I bet.

Hm.

So what, the generator's right through here?

Yeah.

I wish you'd put that gun away.

But we might need it.

I know.

But if you could just put it down while I'm here.

Oh, okay.

Is that better?

Yeah.

Thanks, it just makes me nervous looking at those things.

It's stupid, I know.

No, no, it's not stupid.

I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking...

No, it's all right it's my problem not yours.

'Cause you know, I'm not very good at those kind of things.

With people's emotions.

Hell, why do you think I'm with Lorna?

Girl got, like, no emotion.

She's about as cold as a Milk Creek catfish.

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah, I think she goes out with me 'cause she thinks

I'm pretty strange and that you know,

Makes her look tough.

It's probably her way of bossing me

Around 'cause I'm a delinquent.

I never thought of you as a delinquent.

Get out of here.

Well, I probably spend more time counting off

Then you spend baking pies.

Don't make yourself sound like a bigger pansy than you are.

Excuse me.

You don't remember, do you?

What?

Coming to my birthday party.

What?

Ah, I guess it's the past anyway.

I was six.

When you were living with your mom and dad on Hopper Street.

I went to your birthday party?

Yeah, you tried to kiss me near the punchbowl.

Get outta here.

I gave you a bloody nose.

Oh, my God.

You're right, I remember that.

Yeah, so you're not as tough as you like to think you are.

Maybe I got turned when I was little.

Ever think about that?

Oh, so that's why you stick around with Lorna?

Hell, I stick around with Lorna because she pays the bills,

Come on, let's fix this generator.

All right.

[SIGHS]

Lorna, if you and that worthless greaseball are causing trouble,

I will hide you both.

Where are you, Lorna?

Come on out, darling.

Amos?

[CAR ENGINE STARTS]

[***]

[MILLARD GRUNTING]

[MILLARD CHUCKLING]

What the fuck are you doing?

[LAUGHING]

Hold it, hold it!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[YELLING]

[SPLATTERING]

Shit.

You all right?

Yeah.

Look, I'm really sorry about what's going on with your place.

I had no idea Lorna was being so shitty with you.

Lord knows her daddy ain't no picnic either.

Thanks.

Doesn't really matter.

They went anyway.

I wonder if this thing has any gas.

What do you mean "they went"?

To see Mom.

Tell her we had to close, I mean.

Tell her we've had things been happening.

And this...

What's that? Pillsbury Doughboy?

It's just the last straw.

Listen, you can't go pulling stakes

Just because Lorna and Jimmy Dean are putting up a stand.

Yeah. That's easy for you to say.

Can't let them scare you.

Yeah.

There's nothing really keeping us here anymore.

Nothing that comes to mind anyway.

Come on, let's get out of here.

[***]

Why don't we got no lights?

What the hell is wrong with you? Can't you do anything right?

Lorna, I've told you... Leave him alone.

Oh, so that's how it is, huh?

Why do you always need to be so bitchy with everybody?

So now I'm a bitch...? You've always been a bitch.

Guys, guys, guys!

Look at that.

[***]

Should we open it?

We better.

You're not actually going to open that?

Somebody might be hurt in there.

Oh, you two morons belong together.

Screw this shit, I'm going outside to get my daddy.

[***]

[MOANING]

She gonna be okay?

She's got a knock on her head, but she's still breathing.

What is that fucker anyway?

I think I know what.

I mean, who it is.

Daddy?

Daddy?

Oh, God, no. No, no, no, Daddy.

No. Daddy? No, you can't go.

Daddy! Daddy. Daddy, no.

You mean the world to me, Daddy.

I'll miss you, Daddy.

Hey, wait a minute, you mean to tell me that...?

I know it sounds crazy.

Don't know how it happened.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

Even if it is Twilight Zone kind of sense.

The guy that killed Jeremy and your daddy?

Um-hm.

That you helped send to the electric chair?

Millard Findlemeyer has come back from the dead

To get revenge on you

Inside a cookie?

I'm going to clean that stuff off,

Put her in that cooker and she won't get hypothermia.

That bump on her head don't look so good.

Yeah. I don't think she got a concussion, she's just...

She's in shock right now.

I think it's wearing off.

How the hell do you know all that?

Educated guess.

And I've been taking some night classes

At the community college.

Just in case I don't want to be baking pies

For the rest of my life.

Yeah? What kind of classes?

Nursing.

It's silly, huh? No, it ain't silly.

But, why nursing?

I don't know, I just like helping people.

Okay, but why nursing?

I mean, why not a doctor?

Hell, be a surgeon?

A smart, pretty girl like you can do whatever she wants.

Sorry.

I don't know why I just did that.

Sure beats a punch in the nose.

[***]

[MILLARD TALKING INDISTINCTLY]]

MILLARD: How about a facial?

[SCREAMING]

[SOBBING]

My face. Where is he?

My face. Where is he?

Where is he? No!

Don't go out there. He just killed Daddy out there.

What?

My face.

Come on. Look at my face.

[***]

MILLARD: Hey. Rat. Rat!

I'm talking to you.

Want a piece of me?

Hey, you little shit.

Fuck off!

Come over here, come over here.

I'm gonna kick your ass. I'm gonna kick your rat ass.

LORNA: Oh, my God. Look at me.

You'll be okay.

Okay? You call this "okay"?

I am Miss Pretty Face of Waco.

I was Miss Pretty Face of Waco. Now I'm nothing but a freak.

AMOS: Lorna, it don't look that bad.

Well, that's easy for you to say,

You're ugly.

Look, get out of my way.

What the hell happened to her?

Is she dead?

No, she's all right.

Well, nothing's all right around here.

Okay, we have got to out of here.

He could get us out there too, like he did your dad.

Listen, nobody's leaving. We're sticking together, okay?

You guys can stay if you want to,

But that Poppin' Fresh fucker's already gotten a hold of my face

And I'll be damned if he gets anything else.

Wait, Lorna.

[SCREAMS]

[MILLARD LAUGHING]

[SHRIEKS]

Holy shit.

[WHIMPERING]

A fucking booby trap.

Okay, Sarah. Sarah, Sarah.

Come on. Hey. We got to get going.

Come on, let's do this.

[***]

Hey, Millard,

Why did you kill her, huh?

Why did you kill Jeremy?

[MILLARD CHUCKLING, SNARLING]

SARAH: It's me you're after.

Why don't you come and get me?

Look out!

[MILLARD LAUGHING]

Let's go!

Come on!

Sarah, come here.

If he's over there, we can go out the back.

And then what?

Besides, we can't just leave Julia.

Shit. You're right.

Show yourself, you little half-baked fucker!

I swear to God I won't think twice.

Hang on, Amos, I just want to go.

Yeah, well, it's working.

He just wants you to follow him, don't listen to him.

MILLARD: Your old man and your brother were stupid back at that diner.

They tried to stop me,

But she didn't because she was afraid.

Just like now. Ha-ha-ha.

Don't listen to him, he's just trying to get you to go.

Mmm.

You can't stay scared forever, Sarah.

Um-hm. Ha-ha-ha.

Where'd he go?

[WHIMPERING]

He was already there.

[SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]

Sarah, Sarah, it looks like he set up the point or something.

SARAH: The oven.

MILLARD: I said you were smoked.

Turn it off!

[SCREAMING]

Oh, my God.

Oh! Please hurry!

[MILLARD TAUNTING INDISTINCTLY]

[SCREAMING]

MILLARD: Say good night, cream puff.

[THUD]

[BANGING]

MILLARD: Now you know what it feels like to fry, bitch.

[COUGHING]

[MILLARD CHUCKLING]

Oh, yes. Burn, bitch.

Hm? Fudge.

[BANGING]

[COUGHING, WHEEZING]

[PANTING] Amos?

Amos?

[WHIMPERING]

MILLARD: Ah, ain't that sweet?

I see a sappy love story brewing.

Looking for this? Ha-ha-ha.

Baby, it's all over but the cryin'.

Brick?

What the fuck?

Whoa.

I was driving back to Wrestlepalooza,

Saw you in the windows.

You got to get out of here.

Don't worry, I can handle this.

Now it's time to meet your maker.

Prepare to face the Butcher Baker.

For tonight your ass is toast.

You got to be shitting me.

Let's finish this.

Oops.

[GUNSHOTS]

[LAUGHING]

Take that.

[GUNSHOTS]

[GRUNTS]

You whore!

Eat me, you punk bitch.

Butcher Baker's no one's bitch.

MILLARD: Hey, fucker.

[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

Are you kidding me?

[CRUNCHING]

[BURPS]

Got milk?

MILLARD: Save room for desert because I'm coming back for you.

So, now we know who's most macho, huh?

Butcher Baker.

[GIGGLES]

Yeah. Butcher Baker.

All right.

[GROANING]

[GROANS]

How's she doing?

Oh, Sarah. What happened?

Shh.

There was this horrible little man.

He cut off my finger.

Can you help me?

Oh, it hurts.

[TAP RUNNING]

[***]

[IN MILLARD'S VOICE] It's not over yet, girl.

Not by a long shot.

[WHIMPERING]

Oh, my God.

SARAH: Don't look. Don't look. It's going to be okay.

It's okay.

I'm going to go get Brick.

It's okay.

Brick? Brick?

Brick?

Brick?

Ah. You scared the hell out of me.

Been looking all over for you. Come on.

Get your neck looked at.

You okay?

I've never been better, toots.

Millard?

How sweet, she remembers.

Nope, not Brick anymore, it's only Millard now.

Time for us to finish our business.

Please. I told you, he's through.

Butcher Baker's been carved up for the last time.

Now give me some sugar, baby.

[SCREAMING]

Sarah!

No, no, no, no. Wait here.

He's going to check.

Now it's time to do like my momma always taught me...

AMOS: Too late, cookie man.

MILLARD: Who do you think could kick your butt from here to tomorrow?

The Candyman can.

Amos. Don't worry, baby.

Except for the little fucker.

Did your mom ever teach you about this?

MILLARD: Looky there, just like magic.

You couldn't stop me back at the diner,

When I took care of your old man and your pussy brother,

And you ain't gonna stop me now.

I was scared of you back at the diner,

But I'm through with being scared of you, Millard.

[SHRIEKING]

[MILLARD SCREAMING]

[BANGING ON DOOR]

[SNIFFLING]

Oh, Brick.

Hey, it wasn't him no more.

It was Findlemeyer.

What do you trace?

[***]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Thanks for your help today.

No, thank you, Emma. Hospital first.

MAN: Hey, Betty, how are you?

That's Betty Leigh?

She looks so much better.

Oh, hi, Simon.

Hi, Phillip.

Hi. Do you have any gingerbread cookies?

Not if you're lucky I don't.

Actually, an older lady stopped by

Just a few minutes ago

And dropped off some of these cute little rascals.

Couldn't you just die?

[***]

[CHARLES BAND'S "I CAN'T HELP THIS" PLAYING]

* I can't help this *

* The hour draws nearer *

* I can't help this *

* The meaning is clearer *

* I can't help this *

* The thirst It grows stronger *

* I can't help this *

* I can't wait any longer *

* I can't help this *

* I'm starting to change now *

* I can't help this *

* I can feel the pain now *

* I can't help this *

* No thoughts of tomorrow *

* I can't help this *

* No emotional sorrow *

* The blackness in my mind *

* Ohh *

* A nightmare for mankind *

* The evil that men do *

* A gift from me to you *

* Your fear is left to me *

* The blood has set me free *

* Anointed by the dare *

* My thoughts now turn to it *

* I can't help this *

* The hour draws nearer *

* I can't help this *

* The meaning is clearer *

* I can't help this *

* The thirst It grows stronger *

* I can't help this *

* I can't wait any longer *

* I can't help this *

* I'm starting to change now *

* I can't help this *

* I can feel the pain now *

* I can't help this *

* No thoughts of tomorrow *

* I can't help this *

* No emotional sorrow *

* I can't help this *

* I can't help it *

* Can't help this *

* No, I can't *

* I can't help *

* I can't help, no *

* I can't help this *

* Oh, I can't *

* Yeah *

* I can't help this *

* Ohh *

* I can't help this *

* The hour draws nearer *

* I can't help this *

* The meaning is clearer *

* I can't help this *

* The thirst It grows stronger *

* I can't help this *

* I can't wait any longer *

* I can't help this *

* I'm starting to change now *

* I can't help this *

* I can feel the pain now *

* I can't help this *

* No thoughts of tomorrow *

* I can't help this *

* No emotional sorrow *

[***]