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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:04,370 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,490 ♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪ 3 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,592 ♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪ 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,594 ♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 5 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,262 ♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 6 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,898 ♪ WHERE THE KISSES ARE HERS AND HERS AND HIS ♪ 7 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,167 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 8 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,169 ♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪ 9 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,171 ♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪ 10 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,008 - ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪ - ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪ 11 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:34,111 ♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪ 12 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:37,014 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 13 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,883 ♪ YOU'LL SEE THAT LIFE IS A BALL AGAIN ♪ 14 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:43,319 ♪ LAUGHTER IS CALLING FOR YOU ♪ 15 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:46,423 - ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ - ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ 16 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:49,113 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 17 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:11,414 ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ 18 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,171 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO. ♪ 19 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,755 CHRISSY! JANET! 20 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:21,591 - I GOT SOME BIG NEWS! - (water running) 21 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,548 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? CHRIS... 22 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,196 CHRISSY? JANET? 23 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,198 ARE YOU TAKING A SHOWER? 24 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,089 CHRI... 25 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:35,338 UH... I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE, 26 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:37,440 BUT I HAVE TO TELL SOMEBODY. 27 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,844 LISTEN, I PASSED MY COMPREHENSIVE TEST IN COOKING SCHOOL. 28 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,545 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 29 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,982 - CONGRATULATIONS! - THANK YOU. (gasps) 30 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,551 - YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD. - WELL, UH... YEAH. 31 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,920 I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT... YOU'RE NOT CHRISSY OR JANET... 32 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,922 THIS IS... THIS IS MY BATHROOM. 33 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,057 WHO ARE YOU? NOT THAT IT MATTERS, YOU KNOW, 34 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:58,395 BECAUSE... I MEAN, YOU CAN TAKE A SHOWER IN THERE ANYTIME YOU WANT. 35 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:02,298 - OH, JACK. - YOU KNOW MY NAME! 36 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:06,102 AM I DREAMING? BECAUSE I DO HAVE DREAMS LIKE THIS. 37 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,538 AND IF THIS IS A DREAM, I WANT TO GET IN THERE RIGHT AWAY. 38 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,608 IT'S NOT. I'M ELEANOR PHILLIPS. 39 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,043 ELEANOR PHILLIPS? I'M SORRY, 40 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,345 HAVE WE EVER SHOWERED TOGETHER BEFORE? 41 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,147 (laughing) NO. 42 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,149 MAYBE MY MAIDEN NAME WILL HELP... 43 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:22,151 - ELEANOR GARBY? - ELEANOR GAR... 44 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:25,187 OF COURSE, YOU'RE ELEANOR. YOU USED TO SLEEP IN MY BED. 45 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:28,324 I MEAN, YOU WERE THE GIRLS' ROOMMATE BEFORE ME. 46 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,493 RIGHT. THEY WROTE ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 47 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,194 OH, UH... MR. ROPER LET ME IN. 48 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,363 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE. 49 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,365 OH, NO. HEY, YOU KNOW, 50 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:38,435 ELEANOR, GET AS COMFORTABLE AS YOU LIKE. 51 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,437 (laughing) OH, GOD, THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT SURPRISE 52 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,405 FOR CHRISSY AND JANET. 53 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:45,241 (chuckles) JACK, I'D LIKE TO GET DRESSED. 54 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,911 IF THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEAT, I COULD SAVE IT FOR YOU. 55 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:50,447 OH, NO, THIS? NO, IT'S NOT... 56 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,817 IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE SEAT, UH-UH. (laughs) 57 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,852 - OUT, JACK. - HUH? 58 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:56,442 OUT, OUT, OUT. 59 00:02:56,466 --> 00:02:58,087 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS... 60 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,323 - NO, NO. - YOU KNOW WHERE THE TOWELS ARE? 61 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,459 SURE, THEY'RE IN THE OLD PLACE, WHERE YOU LEFT THEM, 62 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,461 'CAUSE YOU LIVED HERE. OH, EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY. 63 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,162 THEY'RE PLASTIC, 64 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,731 SO THERE'S NO SHATTERED GLASS FOR LITTLE BARE FEET. 65 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,700 THERE IT IS, BACK WHERE THEY BELONG. 66 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,569 I'LL BE OUTSIDE IF YOU NEED ME, OKAY? 67 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,137 (thumps) 68 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:17,340 JUST CHECKING THE WALL, YOU KNOW, 69 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,724 SOMETIMES IT GETS PLASTERED. (laughs) 70 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,812 - OUT! - I'M GOING. 71 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,117 IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE RIGHT OUT... 72 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,385 (screams) 73 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,721 I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME. I WAS JUST... 74 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,746 I WAS JUST TESTING THE LOCK AND... IT FAILED. 75 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,829 - REALLY? GO ON, GO ON. - Chrissy: THEN HE HAD THE NERVE 76 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,798 TO ASK ME TO GO ON ONE OF THOSE 77 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,501 - BACK-TO-NATURE WEEKENDS WITH HIM. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 78 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:47,771 HIS IDEA OF "BACK-TO-NATURE" IS STRIPPING IN THE LIVING ROOM. 79 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,739 (Janet laughs) 80 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,741 - HI, GIRLS! - Janet: HI, JACK. 81 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,977 - Janet: HI. - WHAT'S THE BIG SMILE FOR? 82 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:57,647 NOTHING, UNLESS YOU WANT TO COUNT THE TWO BIG SURPRISES. 83 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,183 SURPRISES? OH, FANTASTIC, I LOVE SURPRISES. 84 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:01,884 - REALLY, CHRISSY? - YEAH. 85 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,642 FUNNY HOW YOU NEVER EXPECT THEM. 86 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,390 - RIGHT. - YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 87 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,559 OKAY, GIVE. WHAT ARE THE SURPRISES? 88 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,461 WELL, YOU'LL FIND OUT ABOUT ONE OF THEM PRETTY SOON. 89 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,496 SO I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE OTHER ONE, OKAY? ALL RIGHT. 90 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,998 WHAT HAVE I BEEN PREPARING FOR ALL YEAR LONG? 91 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:19,502 THE ONE THING IN THE WORLD I WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE? 92 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:20,759 LINDA SANDOWSKI. 93 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,906 NO! AN "A" ON MY COMPREHENSIVE. 94 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,343 IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT TEST AT COOKING SCHOOL. 95 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:29,379 - TWO YEARS FROM NOW I WILL BE A CHEF! - All: YES! 96 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,381 OH, JACK, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! 97 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,338 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - ME TOO! 98 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,420 I THINK SHE'S A LITTLE HAPPIER FOR ME THAN YOU ARE. 99 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,043 OH, YEAH? 100 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,425 - HOW'S THAT FOR HAPPY? - YOU'RE CATCHING UP. 101 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,093 - THANK YOU. - YOUR MOVE, CHRISSY. 102 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,128 - HI, GUYS! - (Chrissy screams) 103 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,697 (all girls screaming) 104 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,533 THAT'S MY SECOND SURPRISE. 105 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:52,869 ELEANOR. 106 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,871 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 107 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,906 - JUST CAME TO VISIT. - YOU CAN STAY? 108 00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:00,042 - OH, TERRIFIC! - Janet: OH, GREAT. COME ON, SIT DOWN. 109 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,945 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! GOSH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 110 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,681 - YES? - JACK, I'M SORRY. 111 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,116 - HAVE YOU MET ELEANOR? - YEAH, BEFORE YOU CAME HOME. 112 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,085 YOU LOOK CUTE WITH CLOTHES ON. 113 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,254 OKAY, TELL US ALL ABOUT TEDDY. 114 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:14,212 - HOW'S MARRIED LIFE? - MUCH BETTER SINCE THE DIVORCE. 115 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,159 NO-OO. ELEANOR. 116 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:19,662 OO-OOH, GOSH, THAT'S TERRIBLE. WE DIDN'T KNOW. 117 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:22,732 HEY, YOU GUYS, IT'S NOTHING TO GET UPSET ABOUT. 118 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:26,369 TEDDY AND I JUST GOT TIRED OF FIGHTING OVER THE SAME SILLY THING. 119 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:29,628 - Chrissy: WHAT WAS THAT? - HOW BIG A JERK HE REALLY IS. 120 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,943 WELL, YOU... COULDN'T YOU HAVE WORKED SOMETHING OUT? 121 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,012 BELIEVE ME, JANET, IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST. 122 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,147 - YEAH, BUT MARRIAGE IS... - NO BUTS! 123 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,483 IT'S OVER. 124 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,519 WHOO, YOU GUYS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, 125 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:45,623 THE THREE OF US TOGETHER AGAIN. ISN'T THAT GREAT? 126 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,961 REMEMBER THAT GUY THAT WOULD NEVER LEAVE US ALONE? 127 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:55,097 - WHAT WAS HIS NAME, JANET? - WHOO... CRAZY ARTHUR. 128 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:57,667 Chrissy and Eleanor: YES! 129 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,436 - REMEMBER WHAT HE TRIED WITH CHRISSY? - OH, YEAH. 130 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,439 - Jack: WHY? WHAT DID HE TRY? - I WOULDN'T LET HIM. 131 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,207 WOULDN'T LET HIM DO WHAT? 132 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,442 - NEITHER WOULD I. - (girls scream) 133 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:07,911 WHAT, WHAT? WOULDN'T LET HIM WHAT? 134 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,913 DO YOU KNOW THAT CRAZY ARTHUR ASKED ME TOO? 135 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,815 - (Eleanor screams) - YOU KNOW THAT CRAZY ARTHUR ASKED ME TOO? 136 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:16,419 HA-HA, AT THE SAME TIME? WE SHOULD CALL HIM ACROBATIC ARTHUR. 137 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,588 INSTEAD OF CRAZY ARTHUR, THEY SHOULD CALL HIM AC... WELL, 138 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,657 - BECAUSE THERE'RE THREE OF YOU AND ONLY ONE GUY. - Eleanor: YOU LOOK GOOD. 139 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:23,059 - Chrissy: THANK YOU. - OH, I LOVE YOUR HAIR... 140 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,516 (overlapping) 141 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,603 - WAIT A MINUTE, HELEN. - HMM? 142 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,539 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE? - OH, IT'S YOUR ARMY COT. 143 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,341 I WAS GONNA LEND IT TO THE KIDS WHILE ELEANOR IS HERE. 144 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:42,934 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THAT'S MY ONLY SOUVENIR FROM WORLD WAR II. 145 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,816 WORLD WAR II? 146 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,741 YOU BOUGHT THIS AT A GARAGE SALE. 147 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,045 YEAH, BUT FROM A VETERAN. 148 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,894 I BET THAT BED COULD TELL A LOT OF STORIES. 149 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,284 I WISH OURS COULD. 150 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,922 (doorbell rings) 151 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,837 HI, MR. ROPER, I CAME FOR THE ARMY COT. 152 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,439 - OH, HERE IT IS, JACK. - GREAT. THANK YOU. 153 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,675 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT. WHO'S GONNA SLEEP ON THIS? 154 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,899 ELEANOR WILL SET IT UP IN THE GIRL'S BEDROOM. 155 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,770 WHICH GIRL'S BEDROOM? 156 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:23,019 (hisses) 157 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,743 (Mrs. Roper laughs) 158 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,758 DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO HIM. 159 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,227 HE THINKS THAT HUNK OF JUNK IS WORTH SOMETHING. 160 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:34,463 - (laughs) - I DON'T THINK, I KNOW IT IS. 161 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:37,366 I MEAN, HOW MANY THINGS ARE STILL AROUND FROM THE 1940s? 162 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,004 YOU MEAN, BESIDES MY WARDROBE? 163 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,172 HEY, MR. ROPER, DON'T WORRY, 164 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,008 ELEANOR WILL TAKE REAL GOOD CARE OF YOUR COT. 165 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,409 OH, IF IT'S FOR ELEANOR, IT'S ALL RIGHT. SHE WAS A VERY GOOD TENANT. 166 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:49,411 - THANK YOU. - I MEAN, ELEANOR PAID HER RENT ON TIME, 167 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:51,380 NOT LIKE SOME TENANTS I COULD NAME. 168 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,382 - RIGHT. I'D BETTER BE GOING, MR. ROPER. - WAIT, WAIT. 169 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,451 - I'D BETTER HELP YOU SET THAT UP. - NO, I CAN FIGURE IT OUT. 170 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,453 JACK, IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 171 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,455 IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 172 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,658 YOU CAN CATCH YOUR FINGER... (screams) 173 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,726 - OW, JACK, MY FINGER IS CAUGHT. - WHAT DO I DO? 174 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,294 - OPEN THAT UP. - OPEN IT UP? 175 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,163 - (gasps) - (screams) 176 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,554 (screams) 177 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,092 - I BETTER GO. - (screams) 178 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,181 AND FROM HERE I'M GOING TO SAN DIEGO. 179 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,150 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE THERE. 180 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,985 BUT YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE FOR A WHILE, AREN'T YOU? 181 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,787 - JUST A FEW DAYS. - GOOD, GOOD. 182 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,755 - OH, LOOK. LOOK, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! - WHAT? 183 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:35,424 - THE THREE OF US AT THE STONES CONCERT. - OH, YEAH. 184 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:39,395 RIGHT AFTER THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN, YOU RAN UP ON THE STAGE. 185 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,764 YEAH, AND WE HAD TO CARRY YOU HOME. 186 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,766 BOY, WERE YOU KNOCKED OUT! 187 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,868 WELL, REMEMBER, 188 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:49,238 I HAD ACTUALLY TOUCHED THE GIRL WHO HAD JUST TOUCHED... 189 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,162 MICK JAGGER'S TOE. 190 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,211 All: OH, YEAH. 191 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,546 HERE WE GO... ONE SLIGHTLY USED ARMY COT. 192 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,548 - THANKS A LOT, JACK. - NO PROBLEM. 193 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,085 - I'LL JUST SET IT UP IN HERE LATER, ELEANOR. - REMEMBER THIS? 194 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,390 - OH! - I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT DAY. 195 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,091 BOY, ELEANOR, YOU SURE BROUGHT A LOT OF LUGGAGE... 196 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,359 - FOUR BIG SUITCASES! - (Eleanor chuckles) 197 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,829 - I KNOW, IT'S EVERYTHING I OWN. - YEAH. 198 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,754 - LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NEVER GOING BACK. - I'M NOT. 199 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,303 SO WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS UP TO? 200 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:24,473 OH, NOTHING, JACK, JUST A LITTLE GIRL TALK. YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED. 201 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,542 OH. OKAY. 202 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,544 IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN. 203 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,847 I'M MAKING A SPECIAL TREAT FOR DINNER TONIGHT... CHICKEN DU VIN. 204 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,116 - OH, JACK... - NO, NO, JANET. 205 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,118 DON'T THANK ME UNTIL YOU'VE TASTED IT, 206 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:38,888 AND THEN JUST A SIMPLE HICKEY WILL BE ENOUGH. I'LL MAKE DINNER. 207 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,272 JACK, WE ALREADY ASKED ELEANOR TO COOK DINNER FOR US. 208 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,727 - YOU DID?! - YEAH, FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE. 209 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,363 BEFORE YOU CAME, SHE DID ALL THE COOKING. 210 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,599 OH, I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA TASTE THE DISH THAT HELPED ME 211 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,068 GET AN "A" ON MY TEST. 212 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,570 Chrissy: WE DO, JACK... SOME OTHER TIME THOUGH. 213 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,706 - LOOK... - THEY LOOKED BETTER. 214 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:01,177 I'VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH FREE TIME BEFORE DINNER. (chuckles) 215 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,981 CHRISSY, YOUR RADIO... YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WANTING ME TO FIX FOR A MONTH? 216 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,683 BRING IT HERE, AND I'LL FIDDLE WITH YOUR DIALS. (chuckles) 217 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,820 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I ALREADY FIXED IT. IT WAS JUST A LOOSE WIRE. 218 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:14,164 OH, A LOOSE WIRE? THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I WAS GONNA CHECK. 219 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:19,028 HERE'S WHERE WE ALL WENT TO DISNEYLAND THAT TIME. 220 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,398 - BOY, THAT WAS A GOOD TIME. - Eleanor: OH, IT SURE WAS. 221 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,600 IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE OUTSIDE, SOMEWHERE. 222 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,335 Eleanor: OH, LOOK... LOOK! 223 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,172 - OH, NO. - THERE'S CHRISSY HOLDING HANDS WITH GOOFY. 224 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:32,708 - (Eleanor chuckles) - THAT ISN'T GOOFY. THAT WAS MY DATE. 225 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,665 (laughing) 226 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,519 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SWEETHEART? 227 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,422 - (doorbell rings) - I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY! 228 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,792 YES. WHAT? 229 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,295 LOOK... I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 230 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,865 I ONLY CALL YOU ONCE A MONTH, BUT THAT'S ALL THE FREE TIME I GET. 231 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,967 MY JOB'S GOT A LOT OF PRESSURES. 232 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,158 IT'S NOT EASY BEING A DIAMOND CUTTER. 233 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,475 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU? 234 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,979 HOW CAN I EVER FORGET MY SWEET CAROL... 235 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,015 CAROL. (chuckles) 236 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,017 AS LONG AS THERE'S A MOON ABOVE, 237 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,720 I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER THOSE BEAUTIFUL... 238 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,323 UH, GREEN... GREEN EYES. 239 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,992 AND THAT HAIR... OH, THAT INCREDIBLE... 240 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,361 AUBURN HAIR, YEAH. 241 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,386 YOU'RE FIVE STARS! I MEAN... UH... 242 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,201 I MEAN... NO. I MEAN, UH... 243 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,203 YOU'RE A FIVE-STAR GENERAL... 244 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,038 IN THE ARMY OF LOVE. 245 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,996 YEAH. 246 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,579 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, ARE WE ON FOR FRIDAY? 247 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,737 WELL, TELL ME NOW, BABY, OR I WON'T FLY IN FROM AMSTERDAM. 248 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,719 THATTA GIRL. CIAO. 249 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,454 (kisses) 250 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,958 - (sighs) SHE LOVES ME, JACK. - (laughs) 251 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,554 TELL ME SOMETHING, LARRY, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY... 252 00:11:58,578 --> 00:11:58,928 YEAH. 253 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,997 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TELLING THE GIRL THE TRUTH? 254 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,565 YEAH, I WOULD, JACK, BUT I'VE GOT THIS THEORY... 255 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:06,402 I FIGURE ANY PERSON WHO GETS UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY MORNING 256 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:10,139 TO PUT ON EYELINER, LIPGLOSS, AND PLASTIC FINGERNAILS 257 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,342 IS NOT A PERSON WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE TRUTH. 258 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,112 - (laughs) YOU'RE INCREDIBLE. - YEAH. 259 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,614 LISTEN, UH... DO YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING TONIGHT? 260 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,284 NO, I CAN'T. I'M LATE FOR A DATE ALREADY. 261 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,652 DO YOU MIND IF I JUST HANG AROUND HERE... UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO GO? 262 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,989 YEAH, SURE. THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU, JACK. 263 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,091 YOU'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND HERE A LOT LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, 264 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,093 EVER SINCE ELEANOR CAME. 265 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,095 YEAH. WELL, THE GIRLS ARE OLD FRIENDS. 266 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,197 THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO, MOSTLY GIRL STUFF, 267 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,033 - NOTHING FOR ME. - UH-HUH. 268 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:40,736 ELEANOR IS A GREAT GIRL. I MEAN, SHE CAN FIX THINGS, SHE CAN COOK... 269 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,805 - SHE CAN PAY THE RENT. - HMM? 270 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,441 DON'T YOU SEE IT, JACK? THREE GOOD FRIENDS, 271 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,044 ALL FEMALE, REUNITED, 272 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,046 ONE WITH NO PLACE TO LIVE? 273 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,970 (chuckles) YOU GOTTA FACE IT. 274 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,418 - FACE WHAT?! - ELEANOR IS COMING BACK. 275 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,386 YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY OUT. 276 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,957 (laughs) YOU CAN'T BE... ARE YOU SE... 277 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,426 OH, COME ON, LARRY. 278 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,329 JUST BECAUSE THE GIRLS GOT A FEW THINGS IN COMMON... 279 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,331 THAT MEANS NOTHING. 280 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,799 - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. - JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN COOK, 281 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,556 AND DO A FEW OTHER LITTLE THINGS I CAN DO... 282 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,535 YEAH, IT'S UNIMPORTANT. 283 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,571 IT'S UNIMPORTANT. 284 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,674 AND JUST BECAUSE SHE BROUGHT EVERYTHING SHE OWNS WITH HER... 285 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:22,266 - WE'RE TALKING SHEER COINCIDENCE. - YE... SHEER COINCIDENCE. 286 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,984 - LARRY, I'M ON MY WAY OUT! - THAT'S WHAT I SAID BEFORE. 287 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,940 - I KNOW. - (screams) 288 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,426 (snaps fingers) I GOT IT... GOT IT... 289 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,095 THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. 290 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,430 WE'LL GET ELEANOR BACK TOGETHER WITH HER HUSBAND. 291 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,866 SHE HATES HER HUSBAND. 292 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,930 OKAY. WE'LL GET HER TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S HUSBAND. 293 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,106 LARRY, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, ANYWAY? 294 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,141 THE GIRLS WON'T THROW ME OUT. THEY LIKE ME TOO MUCH. 295 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,199 YEAH, BUT WITH ELEANOR HERE, WHAT DO THEY NEED YOU FOR? 296 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,147 - PROTECTION? - (chuckles) 297 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,182 WHEN YOU'RE GONE, THEY WON'T NEED ANY. (chuckles) 298 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,140 (doorbell rings) 299 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,923 HI, JACK. LARRY. 300 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,925 I GOT THE NEW CURTAINS FOR YOUR BEDROOM. 301 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:13,095 - IT'LL ONLY TAKE ME A MINUTE TO PUT THEM UP. - I DIDN'T ASK FOR NEW CURTAINS. 302 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,552 I KNOW. 303 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,437 WHY IS HE PUTTING UP NEW CURTAINS IN MY BEDROOM? 304 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,805 THEY'RE REDECORATING FOR ELEANOR, THAT'S WHY. 305 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:26,875 - WHICH MEANS IT'S CURTAINS FOR ME. - YOU GOT IT. 306 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:30,079 - I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. - COME ON. SURE THERE IS. 307 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,747 - WHAT? - COME ON, WHERE'S THE OLD FIGHT... 308 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,882 - DON'T, LARRY. NOT NOW, OKAY? - HUH, THE OLD SCHOOL? 309 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,884 - JACK TRIPPER, COME ON. - COME ON, MAN. 310 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,487 I'M NOT A... WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT? 311 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,578 (overlapping) 312 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,626 WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 313 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,963 A MATCHING SET OF TINKERBELLS? 314 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,280 UH, MR. ROPER, I CAN EXPLAIN. 315 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,215 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF. 316 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,484 NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... 317 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,953 YOU TWO HAVE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER LATELY. 318 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,021 HEY, HEY... WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. 319 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,990 I SERVED FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES. 320 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,526 OH, YEAH? WHAT OUTFIT? 321 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,484 THE FLOUNCING 59th? 322 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,632 OH, WAIT A SECOND. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 323 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,268 I LOVE GIRLS, I GO OUT WITH THEM ALL THE TIME. 324 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,292 MAYBE YOU'RE AMPHIBIOUS. 325 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,032 - JACK... - (high-pitched voice) HE KNOWS, LARRY. 326 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,350 - MR. ROPER... - STAY AWAY FROM ME. 327 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,308 - I JUST... - (crying) 328 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,420 (high-pitched voice) WHAT IS IT, SWEETHEART? 329 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,462 - HE'S GONE. - HE'S GONE? OH, GOOD. 330 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,197 THANKS, MAN. THANKS A LOT. 331 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,899 - WHO STARTED WITH THE ROUGH HOUSING? - (mimicking Jack) 332 00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,035 OH! HI, GUYS. 333 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,737 - HI. - WHERE WERE YOU GUYS? 334 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,640 OH, WE WERE... OUT BUYING DOUGHNUTS. 335 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,009 - WOULD YOU CARE FOR ONE, JACK? - NO. NO, THANKS. 336 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,777 - LARRY, EAT THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT. - SURE. 337 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,180 SO UH... ELEANOR IS NOT WITH YOU? 338 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,349 - NO, SHE'S STILL OUT SHOPPING. - OH, GOOD, 339 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,884 - BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU. - BEFORE YOU DO, JACK, 340 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,287 - WE HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU. - THIS IS REAL IMPORTANT, JANET. 341 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,356 - OH, SO IS THIS, JACK. - ASK HIM. 342 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,458 I'M GONNA ASK HIM. (clears throat) 343 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,426 TOMORROW NIGHT WE WERE PLANNING 344 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,495 ON HAVING A "SURPRISE WELCOME BACK PARTY" FOR ELEANOR... 345 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,497 YOU KNOW, JUST TO GET ALL OF OUR FRIENDS TOGETHER. 346 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,600 - OH, REALLY? - AND WE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD BAKE THE CAKE FOR US. 347 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,935 WHAT?! 348 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,506 OH, SURE, I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA BAKE A CAKE FOR ELEANOR. 349 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,276 OH, THANK YOU, JACK. 350 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,943 OH, JACK, WHAT DID YOU WANNA ASK US? 351 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,112 FORGET IT. YOUR QUESTION ANSWERED MINE. 352 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,182 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SAY TO BOTH OF YOU... 353 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,917 - JACK, CAN I SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN FOR A SECOND? - I'VE BEEN LIVING HERE... 354 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,819 - JACK? - NOW WHAT... 355 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,389 YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE JACK. IT'S BEEN A TOUGH DAY. 356 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,392 HIS HOROSCOPE TOLD HIM THAT HIS BIORHYTHMS HAD BAD KARMA. 357 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,216 LISTEN TO ME... LAR...! 358 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,964 GEE, JACK SEEMED KIND OF UPSET ABOUT BAKING THE CAKE FOR US. 359 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,234 YEAH. OH, WELL, DON'T WORRY. 360 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,836 IT WILL BE OKAY, WHEN HE FINDS OUT THE PARTY IS REALLY FOR HIM, 361 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,538 FOR PASSING HIS COOKING TEST. 362 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,373 - LARRY, ARE YOU NUTS? - NO, YOU ARE. 363 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,209 BAKE THE CAKE FOR ELEANOR. 364 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,444 WHY? THEY'RE THROWING ME OUT OF MY OWN APARTMENT. 365 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,035 WHO SAYS THE CAKE HAS TO BE GOOD? 366 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,852 - WHAT? - CAN YOU IMAGINE THE LOOK ON SOMEONE'S FACE 367 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,155 AFTER BITING INTO A CAKE THAT TASTES... SAY OF... 368 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,925 SAWDUST? HUH? 369 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:33,362 JACK, THERE ARE LOTS OF WAYS TO RUIN A PARTY. 370 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,233 - LIKE WHAT? - WELL, SNEEZING POWDERS, SPIDERS IN THE BATH, 371 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,602 - LITTLE HAND BUZZERS... - NO, THAT'S KID'S STUFF. 372 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,204 - AW, OKAY. UH... STREAKING! - STREAKING? 373 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,907 HA-HA! STREAKING, YES! THAT WOULD SHUT IT DOWN REAL FAST. 374 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,612 - STREAKING? THAT'S OLD, ISN'T IT, LARRY? - NO, COME ON. 375 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,281 I WOULDN'T HAVE THE NERVE TO TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES IN FRONT OF THOSE PEOPLE. 376 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,015 - I'LL DO IT WITH YOU. - HUH?! 377 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,852 - COME ON, WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR? - YOU WILL STREAK WITH ME?! 378 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,854 OF COURSE. JACK, BABY... 379 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,056 LOOK, THIS IS YOUR GOING-AWAY PARTY. 380 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,813 YOU MIGHT AS WELL AS GO OUT WITH A BANG. 381 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,950 - YEAH. - (both laughing) 382 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,033 - GIRLS, GIRLS. - Chrissy: WHAT? 383 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:14,436 - HEY, JACK. WHAT IS IT? - I... I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'D BE HAPPY 384 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,272 - TO BAKE A CAKE FOR ELEANOR. - Janet: REALLY? 385 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:20,476 - FANTASTIC. - WOW, YEAH. THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT SURPRISE. 386 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,945 - YEAH. I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT PARTY. - Jack: OH, YEAH. 387 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,649 THIS WILL BE ONE PARTY YOU'LL NEVER FORGET. 388 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,939 (both laugh) 389 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,075 (both laugh) 390 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,358 (all laughing hard) 391 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,082 (chattering) 392 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,803 THE APARTMENT LOOKS SO NICE. 393 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,572 THANKS, PATTY. WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE FOOD LATER ON. 394 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,541 Man: IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING IS GOING GREAT. 395 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,611 Janet: OH, YEAH. I THINK IT'S REALLY GONNA BE BIG SURPRISE. 396 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,681 WELL, YOU ALL ENJOY YOURSELVES. 397 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,450 JACK. JACK, EVERYBODY'S WAITING FOR THE CAKE. 398 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,919 - CAN I HELP? - OH, JANET, I THINK EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL, 399 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,054 AND HERE... WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO OUT THERE AND MINGLE? 400 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,956 - LAR... - I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND, JANET. 401 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,059 - OKAY. THANKS, GUYS. - Larry: BYE. 402 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,362 JACK, JACK, THAT CAKE LOOKS SO REAL! 403 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,431 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT OUT OF SAWDUST. 404 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,833 I DID. BELIEVE ME, LARRY, BEFORE THIS WAS A CAKE, IT WAS A BOOKCASE. 405 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,134 - WHOO! - (laughs) 406 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,269 HOW DO YOU LIKE MY STREAKING OUTFIT, HUH? 407 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,238 ONE ZIP, AND I'M READY FOR ACTION. 408 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,207 - OH, IT'S GREAT. - AND... 409 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,143 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE IN RATHER POOR TASTE TO GO COMPLETELY NUDE, 410 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,934 SO I HAD THIS LITTLE SIGN MADE UP FOR THE OCCASION. 411 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,951 "IF YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE, HONK THREE TIMES." 412 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,052 (laughs) 413 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,788 - HONK, HONK, HONK. - (Jack laughs) 414 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,957 - OKAY, NOW DON'T FORGET THE PLAN. - THE PLAN, OKAY. 415 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,693 I WILL STREAK FROM THE FRONT DOOR INTO THE BEDROOM. 416 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,896 YOU STREAK FROM THE BEDROOM OUT THE FRONT DOOR. 417 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,833 - ALL WE NEED IS A SIGNAL. - DON'T WORRY, CHRISSY IS TAKING CARE OF THAT. 418 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,435 - CHRISSY? HOW? - WELL... NO, I TOLD HER 419 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,671 THAT WHEN ELEANOR GETS HERE, SHE'S TO HAVE EVERYBODY BEGIN 420 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,806 SINGING "FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW." 421 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,842 WHEN YOU HEAR THAT, STREAK. 422 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,911 - BRILLIANT! - SO YOU GOTTA SNEAK OUTSIDE AS SOON AS YOU CAN. 423 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,980 - I CAN'T WAIT. LET'S GO FOR IT. - ALL RIGHT. 424 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,782 THIS WILL TEACH THEM TO MESS WITH JACK TRIPPER. 425 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,051 - HA-HA-HA. - GET THE CAKE, COME ON. ARE YOU READY? 426 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:14,089 HERE WE GO... A SPECIAL CAKE FOR EVERYONE. 427 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,992 YUM-YUM, YUM-YUM. 428 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,828 - ALL RIGHT. COME ON, EVERYBODY, HELP YOURSELVES. - Woman: OKAY, HERE WE GO. 429 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,864 OH, BOY, CAKE? 430 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,233 - Larry: DIG IN, 'CAUSE THERE'S PLENTY. - Jack: YEAH, I WANT YOU ALL 431 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,235 TO HAVE A BIG PIECE, BECAUSE LATER ON 432 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,805 THERE'S GONNA BE A DESSERT THAT WILL REALLY GET YOUR ATTENTION. 433 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,807 OH, HERE WE GO, PATTY. 434 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,709 - THANKS A LOT. - WHOOPS... REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. 435 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,711 - THERE YOU ARE. - Man: THANKS. 436 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,179 BOY, THIS CAKE LOOKS FANTASTIC. IS IT A NEW RECIPE? 437 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,416 YEAH, WELL, UH... JUST AROUND HERE. 438 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,973 IT'S AN OLD LUMBERJACK'S FAVORITE. 439 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,522 OKAY, ELEANOR, COME ON. 440 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,913 All: SURPRISE, JACK! 441 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,617 (all cheering) 442 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,599 OH, IT WORKED, IT WORKED. 443 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,601 - WE FOOLED YOU. - ME?! 444 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,960 YEAH, THE PARTY'S FOR YOU, FOR GETTING AN "A" ON YOUR COOKING TEST. 445 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,510 - THIS IS FOR ME? - Chrissy: YES. 446 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,479 - Eleanor: IT SURE IS. - SEE? 447 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,623 "CONGRATULATIONS, JACK." 448 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,106 (all cheering) 449 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,923 YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT WE'D FORGET ABOUT YOUR PASSING YOUR BIG TEST, DID YOU? 450 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,192 - GOSH, WE CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU FOR THAT. - YOU DO? 451 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,428 - YEAH. - WHAT ABOUT ELEANOR? 452 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,764 - I CARE ABOUT YOU TOO. - YEAH, IN FACT SHE WAS THE ONE 453 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,766 WHO INSISTED ON HAVING THE PARTY TONIGHT, 454 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,834 BEFORE SHE MOVES TO SAN DIEGO TOMORROW. 455 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,137 - YOU'RE LEAVING? - Janet: YEAH. 456 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:38,307 CONGRATULATIONS, JACK. HEY, DID YOU LIKE THE PRESENT 457 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,244 THAT STANLEY AND I GOT YOU? YOU KNOW, THE CURTAINS FOR YOUR BEDROOM? 458 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,913 THEY'RE NOT FOR ELEANOR EITHER? 459 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,816 FOR ELEANOR? (laughs) 460 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,487 WHOEVER GAVE YOU CRAZY IDEAS LIKE THAT? (laughs) 461 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,622 - (all laughing) - Chrissy: BOY... 462 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,223 BOY, DID YOU FALL FOR IT! 463 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:58,160 YOU REALLY THOUGHT THE PARTY WAS FOR ELEANOR, DIDN'T YOU? 464 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:01,863 - YES, I DID. - YOU EVEN BAKED A CAKE AND EVERYTHING. 465 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,565 YEAH, THE CAKE. THE CAKE! 466 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,467 (Janet screams) 467 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,092 (all scream) 468 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,808 - I WANT IT! - Man: WHOO! 469 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,977 JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 470 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,278 THAT'S EVERYBODY. I THINK THAT... NO, NO! FOR... 471 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,715 MR. ROPER! 472 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,439 JACK, THIS CAKE IS DELICIOUS. 473 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,997 HELEN, WHY CAN'T YOU BAKE CAKES LIKE THIS? 474 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,292 OKAY, EVERYBODY ALL TOGETHER! 475 00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:34,329 All: ♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪ 476 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,920 - ♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW... ♪ - LARRY! 477 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,837 - LARRY, LARRY... - GERONIMO! 478 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,961 (women scream) 479 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,868 JACK! 480 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,792 (chuckling) 481 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,159 WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT, JACK? 482 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:07,362 "WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?" I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 483 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,498 ENCORE, LARRY! 484 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:14,469 ENCORE! ENCORE! 485 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:17,739 ♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪ 486 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,008 ♪ HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪ 487 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:22,210 EVERYBODY! 488 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:26,481 ♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪ 489 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:30,407 ♪ WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY. ♪ 490 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:38,426 LARRY. NOW COME ON, LAR. I TRIED TO STOP YOU, 491 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,262 BUT YOU WERE TOO FAST FOR ME. 492 00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:43,364 LARRY, LARRY, YOU CAN'T STAY IN THERE ALL NIGHT. 493 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,701 COME ON NOW. 494 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,258 - LAR... - (squeaks) 495 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,899 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 496 00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,615 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FACE ANY OF YOU AGAIN. 497 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,183 OO-OH, YES YOU WILL, LARRY. 498 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:04,953 COME ON. YOU KNOW, YOU RAN BY SO FAST 499 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,923 YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A BIG BLUR. 500 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,507 - YEAH, WE COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING REALLY. - UH-UH. 501 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,061 - REALLY? - YEAH. 502 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:16,364 - OH, I FEEL A LOT BETTER. - OH, GOOD. 503 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,022 - HEY, LARRY. - YEAH. 504 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,936 Both: HONK, HONK, HONK. 505 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,893 (screams) 506 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,901 Ritter's voice: "THREE'S COMPANY" WAS VIDEOTAPED 507 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,859 IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE. 37906

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