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I'm gonna be
the greatest bowler one day,

knocking pin by pin,
one by one, and we're gonna win

the Astro SuperBowl
Tournament this year.

Yeah we are.

Look at that technique,
slow and smooth

as they roll the ball
down the aisle.

Strike by strike,
the balls roll.

Hey, Chase,
you dreaming about joining

the Guinness Book
of World Record

for girl that loses
the most games in bowling?

- Yeah.
- Get lost, punk.

Chase, don't listen to them.

This is the last day of summer,

and we are finally gonna
win one of these days.

You really think so?

Yeah, sure we will.

Our teammates are intimidating,

but we round off the team,

and they wouldn't have
a team without us.

Now, let's just get to our lane,

and let's ignore these losers.

Yeah, you heard me.

Hey, Chase and Pam!

Hi, Mrs. Thompson.

It's Roberta,
none of this formal stuff.

Right, sorry,
I'm just used to being polite.

We're like family here,
so don't you worry.

Hey, I'm glad you're here,
you're up next.

Roberta, I'm not good.

In fact, I'm the worst bowler
on the team.

You can't be afraid
to take risks in life.

You have to take the risk
without losing who you are.

Go ahead, use the Holy Roller
for this one.

Slayers never die.

We bowl like thunder,
we strike like lightning!

Told you I'm not good.

You're getting better.

You girls
did a great job.

I brought gifts.

- What do you think?
- I love it.

Oh my gosh.

- You like it?
- It's so cute.

Good!

Yes, I'm so proud of you girls.

Chase, dear, are you excited

for your first day of
senior year in high school?

You bet I am.

Are you gonna
be needing a ride,

or are you going with
your best friend, Pam?

Pam's picking me up
in a couple of minutes.

I appreciate you guys
letting me go to school

with her, so I don't
look like a dork,

bring dropped off by my mother.

Can I go with you guys?

No, heck no,
I don't wanna look

like a little loser with
my little tag-along brother.

Don't worry, Dean,
I'm taking you to school.

Some of us aren't as
mean as your sister.

Oh, gotta go.

What about your breakfast?

Take a banana.

Well, have a nice day, honey.

- Bye!
- Bye.

Chase, let's get going.

We don't wanna be late.

Okay, okay.

I heard that Coach Becca
went missing

over the summer and
they had to hire a new coach.

Oh, yeah.

I also heard that
the cheerleading squad

flat out did not
return this year

out of grief or something.

That's unfortunate.

What if we join
the cheerleading team,

and then rule the school
in their place.

School would
never let rejects like us

onto the cheerleading squad.

Who are those girls?

They're new and they're already
talking to Sean Patrick?

We're gonna have cool friends
like that one day.

This year, I'm gonna
say yes to anything

that will make us cool.

I've been cautious
my whole life,

and I think it's about time
I start taking some risks.

I love that!

Yeah, yeah, me too.

Finally giving into your
rebellious side, I see.

Okay, so let's make a promise
to each other

to say yes to
anything this year,

and I mean anything,
no matter how crazy.

Yes.

Maybe I'll even ask
Sean Patrick out on a date.

Okay, come on.

Hey, Chase, hi, Pam.

No.

Oh, I'm so sorry!

I don't really have a lot
of tolerance for losers.

Yeah, sure you don't.

Let her go.

Choke her.

You will never
ask the hottest guy

in school out on a date.

All right, all right,
all right, ladies.

All right, what are your names?

And do you even
go to school here?

Maybe we do,
or maybe we don't.

Don't get smart
with me, young lady.

I'm sure you have
some place to be,

so go get your
butts to class now.

Your wish is my command.

Losers.

Well, can you two ladies
tell me what's going on here?

No worries, it's just
a misunderstanding.

We're okay.

Well, I may be new here,
but I can spot

a troublemaker from a mile away,

and those girls
look like bad news.

Yeah, we know.

Well, I'm Mrs. Rooney,
I'm the new cheerleading coach.

It's nice to meet you,
I'm Chase, and this is Pam.

I'm holding auditions tonight
in the school gymnasium.

How do you girls
feel about trying out

for cheerleading squad?

All the slots are up for grabs.

No, couldn't be us, no way.

Actually, she means yes.

We'll be there,
nice to meet you, Miss Rooney.

- Nice to meet you.
- Let's go.

No risk, no reward, ladies.

Good afternoon,
welcome to AP English.

Today, we'll be working on
your summer reading.

You new students who were
not with us last year,

the reading assignment for them

was to read the poem titled
"Rime of the Ancient Mariner."

If you read it,
you already know the answer,

but, before we begin,
we need to have a discussion

about the main theme behind

"The Rime of
the Ancient Mariner."

Can anyone tell me
the main theme of this story?

Anyone?

Anyone? No one?

Yes, please.

It's a long poem about
supernatural powers,

written in 1793 by
Samuel Taylor Coleridge,

where a sailor is
fighting a curse

put on him and his shipmates.

The main theme is
moral repentance.

Very well, thank you.

You may continue with
your assignments.

Hey.

What?

So, are we gonna
do this tonight or...?

No, it's too scary.

What if we just don't audition?

What happened to saying yes?

If you manage to
overcome your fear,

I'll try out, too, deal?

Fine.

No risk, no reward, right?

Let's make this
the best senior year ever.

Welcome to this year's
cheerleader tryouts.

My name is Mrs. Rooney, and
I'm the new cheerleading coach.

Now I just want to take
a moment to show you something.

This is just one of
the many trophies

I've won over
the course of my career.

It's special because
it was the first,

but definitely not the last.

- Oh, no.
- I like to think cheer is easy,

and, if it was any easier,
it would be called football.

Losers.

So show me your best,

and I promise to show
you your true best.

Chase, don't worry about it.
Just focus on cheerleading.

Okay.

Okay, ladies,
all spots are open.

Let the auditions begin.

Good luck.

May the best woman win.

Woo!

You first.

You got this, okay?

Wow, that was so good.

- How do you think I did?
- You did really good.

Not sure how I did,
but at least I tried.

All right, ladies,
thank you so much for being here tonight.

Y'all did a wonderful job.

I will be posting
the results of this audition

outside my office.

I made it!

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no.

That works out, actually.

I don't wanna be on
the cheerleading squad, anyway.

Besides, I can
still go to games.

And that'll still be fun.

It's funny that you
mention that, Pam.

I need an assistant to
help me manage the girls,

someone who can be at practice
everyday and help me out.

Are you serious,
do I look like...

Yes!

She would love to
say yes to this.

Actually, fun fact, Pam here
is the epitome of school spirit.

Really?

Does your brother
just read comic books all day?

Something like that.

It's always that nerdy stuff.

Puberty sure hit him hard.

He's super tall now.

Oh, great, what do you want?

I just wanted to apologize
for my behavior the other day.

I think that you both did
a great job at the tryouts,

and, Pam, I'm sorry you
didn't make it on the team.

But at least you'll still be with us
at practices and at the games, right?

Thanks.

Let me introduce myself.

I'm Cynthia, but they
call me Sin for short.

This is Violet and Lucy.

Well, it's nice to meet you.

I'm throwing a house party,
and I would love if you guys could come.

Come on, Pam, Chase,

there will be plenty of alcohol
and boys there!

This is a big deal.

We get to go to
a cool party with boys.

I know, tell me about it.

Also, I'm not upset about
the whole cheerleading thing.

It's all a good time.

Anyway, this is much bigger.

The cheerleading
parties are top notch.

We get to party
and meet cool boys.

It's happening, Chase.

Yes, it is.

Let's get out of here.

You made it.

Sin was just talking
about you, Chase.

Sin said you would come,
but I didn't think you would.

Come on in.

Chase, you made it!

Thank you for coming.

Pam, I got you
some tequila shots.

- Take it.
- I don't drink.

Come on, remember?
Our promise?

Just tonight.
Gotta take risks.

Drink. Drink.

Yay.

My parents are in Europe
for the fall,

so I decided to
have everyone over.

Follow me, ladies.

This is the first,
but it won't be the last.

Oh, hey, I see
someone from chem,

so I'm gonna go mingle.

Remember, if anyone asks,
what's our answer?

- Yes.
- All righty.

Welcome to the team, Chase.

Consider yourself
my new project.

When I'm done with you, you
can have whatever guy you want.

But, first, I wanted to
do something special.

Aren't you wondering why
everyone's in a mask?

Tonight is initiation night.

What about Pam?

Pam isn't ready yet,
but don't worry,

she'll get initiated
soon enough.

Hey.

- Pam!
- Hey.

What are you doing here, dude?
I never see you at parties.

- I'm here for this guy.
- What?

- A keg stand?
- Yeah.

I have to tell you something,
and it's very important.

You do know that we're
really vampires, right?

Okay, yeah, right.

And we're here to
take over the school.

We want you to be a part of us.

But, in order to be
a true team member,

you have to drink
from this chalice.

What's in it?

Blood.

Come on.

Come on.

Just act like it's one of our
special mixes of Pongo juice.

Chase, Chase,
Chase, Chase, Chase,

Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase,
Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase!

Woo, yay!

Step one, and done.

The second step is for you
to make your first kill,

but that will come in time.

Let's celebrate, woo!

It's so bright.

What's going on?

Not a big fan.

Is everything
all right, honey?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Why are you wearing
sunglasses in the house?

Because it's bright outside

and all the cool kids
are doing it.

- You feeling okay?
- Yeah.

Just had a headache,
and I don't know why.

Mm. It's called a hangover,
when people drink too much.

Here, take this.

It'll help with the pain.

Here are your term papers,
nicely done.

An A-plus for you.

I can see a lot of hard work
went into these.

A-plus, and another A-plus.

And for you, A... ow.

Oh, gave myself a paper cut.

Oh, I'm sorry,
she has an overactive bladder.

Very well,
I'll be right back.

Can I ask you a question,
Miss Rooney?

What's on your mind?

Why do we have
practices at night

instead of after school
like other schools?

Let me explain
something to you, Pam.

Cheerleading requires
a lot of physical work

and mental wellbeing,
and this is the best time

for that physical
and mental growth.

That makes sense.

- Hi, Mrs. Rooney.
- Hello.

Pam, ready to go?

- Goodnight, ladies.
- Goodnight.

Bye.

Did your
migraine go away?

Oh, yeah, I think whatever
you gave me this morning helped it.

- That's good.
- Yeah.

Oh, I forgot to grab my
pom-poms, they're in my locker.

No, I just wanna go home.

- Can we get it tomorrow?
- Dude, they're just right inside...

Hey, Chase.

Hey.

I just wanted to
say that it's awesome

working with you on the cheers.

It's great because
you're becoming

one of the cool girls now,

and I can't wait
to introduce you

to some of my guy friends.

Thanks, Sin,
I look forward to it.

See you tomorrow.

You're becoming one
of the cool girls now.

What? I was just joking!

Your turn to bowl.

Okay.

- Bro, that was good.
- Did you see that?

- Oh, no.
- What?

Um, Sin, Sean Patrick, and the
other cheerleaders are coming.

So, this is where you hide out

when you're not with us
being a popular cheerleader.

Sometimes.

We come here twice a week.

Except for now, she's
beginning to beat the old gals.

Mm, wow.

I just wanted to
introduce you to Sean.

Sean, this is Chase and Pam.

So you're the new cheerleader
everyone's been talking about.

Do you think you can
teach me how to bowl?

Um, sure.

Hey, girls, how is
cheerleading practice going?

It's going pretty well. We're learning
a lot from our new cheerleading coach.

And why are you having
all the practices at night?

Well, we're getting ready
for our night games, so.

- Could you excuse us?
- Sure.

We're gonna go
upstairs to get ready.

Okay.

Hurry up and get
ready so we're not

the last people showing
up at Sin's house.

All right, just, did I tell you I'm
having trouble sleeping at night?

Maybe it's because
of the new schedule.

I mean, we have been
staying out a lot later.

But for some reason, I get
a headache in the daylight,

and I don't even wanna
go to this party tonight.

There's a lot
going on right now,

but you just need
to relax, okay?

You're just going through
a phase, like puberty.

We just gotta grow
through it, all right?

Now, come on, let's go get
some alcohol for the party.

Guess it's just the vodka.

That's 15 dollars, young lady.

Do you have $15?

And, since you look like a
12-year-old, I'd like to see ID.

I didn't bring my ID.

No ID, no alcohol!

Sell me the vodka, now.

Yeah.

Here, here.

Oh, God, no.

I pissed my pants!

You did it?

Now, let's go to this party.

Hey, guys.

Man, it looks like
you scored big time.

Yep. Chase is pretty
funky fresh, if you ask me.

- Really?
- It was nothing.

How'd you do it?

Really, it was nothing.

I told the clerk to sell
me some vodka, and he did.

Well, if that's the case,
who wants shots?

Ooh, Chase, why don't you
and your friends come join us?

Violet, you will go first.

Ah, you bit me!

Oops, I guess I'm just
dangerous like that.

Chase, your turn.

Ooh, look who gets
to kiss the hot guy.

I mean, the rules
are the rules.

Oh, sorry, my bad,
thought it was a snake.

Come on,
let's get out of here.

- It's too embarrassing.
- Bye!

Your cheerleader friends
are pretty crazy, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

Actually, I don't
know them that well.

One day, I was the worst bowler
on the senior's bowling team,

and, the next,
I am a cheerleader.

It's crazy.

I think it's neat
that you can bowl.

No, it's embarrassing, I know,

but those old ladies
are actually pretty cool

if you listen to their stories.

Pam and I are on the Slayers,
and we sew our names onto our shirts.

I can't believe
I just told you that.

No, I think it's cool.

It makes you unique
and interesting.

You're not just a dumb
cheerleader, after all.

Thanks.

Oh, man, I can't
believe I just said that.

Wh... what I mean is you're
not like a stereotype

like you see on TV.

Oh, so you're not
the stereotypical jock

we see on TV, either.

I like that.

Do you think maybe
we could finish that kiss

or start it or whatever?

Yeah, I think so.

I get it, it's too soon,
I'm sorry that I ruined it.

I'm just so nervous.

No, no, no, no,
no, you are fine.

Ummmm...

I have to go now.

Chase,
are you all right?

Chase, what's wrong?

Oh my God.

Chase?

Hold on.

Let me in, it's me.

Just a second!

- Dude.
- One minute!

- Why are the lights off?
- Pam, I need you.

Just promise not to freak out.

Chase, you're scaring me.

Just promise.

Okay, okay, okay,
what's wrong?

Prepare yourself.

Holy cow, or
not holy cow, unholy cow!

- Oh my gosh, you're a vampire!
- Shh, don't say it so loud!

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

How did this happen?

You're a vampire!

Wait, were you about
to suck my blood?

I can't believe I fell
for this trickery.

I'm such a sucker.

Or wait, you're such
a sucker.

- Oh, I can't believe this.
- Stop! It's terrible.

Remember at Sin's
first party when you

were doing keg stands
and I was in the kitchen?

Well, she made me drink
something that looked like blood.

You drank blood?

I thought it
was a hazing joke,

like grape juice with
egg whites or something,

so, yeah, I drank it,
but, ever since then,

weird things have
been happening to me,

and I think I almost ate
Sean Patrick just now.

Oh, this makes so much sense,

why Sin and Violet
and Lucy are so cool,

by society's standards, that is.

Pam, enough with your
"I'm too edgy" talk.

It's okay, just breathe,
and think about bowling.

- Why bowling?
- Just... just do it.

Think about old ladies
winning at bowling.

Old ladies, bowling,
old ladies, bowling.

See?

You're fine.
Now let's get back to the party.

Really, all you can
think about is the party?

I'm glad
you're not mad at me

for the whole cheerleading
thing and now this.

I can never be mad at you,
you're my best friend.

Yeah, forever.

So can you fly or jump really
high or anything like that?

No, but all I know
is that I can see

every single detail in a second,

and then my teeth start to grow,

and then it gets overwhelming.

I knew this whole saying yes
thing was a good idea,

but this is big time.

Would Chase please
step up to the board

and write the scansion for
the beginning of Richard III?

Excuse me, Mr. Sosa,

do you mind if I hang this
on your wall?

No, go right ahead.

So Ally's been missing
now for three days.

If anyone's heard from her,

can you please
tell an authority?

I'm sure
she'll turn up.

Now, Chase, if you
would, please explain.

Um, actually,
can I go to the bathroom?

- It's an emergency.
- Yes.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, hi, Carl, uh,

I just have to go to the bathroom.
It's an emergency.

I understand.

Enchilada Wednesday.

Calm down, Chase,
think of bowling.

Bowling, bowling, bowling.

I gotta get home.

I think I learned
how to control it.

I spent the rest of the
afternoon in my room practicing.

Practicing?

Trying to turn it off and on.

Ooh, can I see it, please?

Okay, but you should
keep the door open,

and run out in case
I lose control.

It's scary and amazing
all at the same time.

Hey, Chase I, um, uh...

I knew it, I knew it!

Please, don't kill me, Chase!

Dean, please, I can explain.

Dean, it's gonna be okay.

Please, don't kill me.

You're a Nosferatu,
you're a devil's spawn,

you're a vampire!

Dean, I won't harm
a hair on your head.

You have to promise
not to tell anybody,

not even Mom or Dad.

What the heck, Chase?

My sister is a vampire, a real life
bloodsucker right in my own house!

- Dean!
- I'm just so shocked.

I sleep in the same room
as a vampire.

I eat with a vampire.

I pee in the same
restroom as a vampire!

Do you even pee anymore, Chase?

- Dean!
- Okay, I'm cool, I'm cool.

I promise I will
explain everything,

but, for right now, you have
to keep it a secret, please.

Okay, big sis, but I'm sleeping
with garlic from now on.

I'm gonna stock up
on some holy water.

I actually think it was kind
of cute, the way he took it.

Pretty good, guys.

Look, there's Sean.
I'm so embarrassed.

I just left him hanging there.

Well, there are crazier
things going on in the world.

Why don't you just
go talk to him?

But what if he...

Whatever your rebuttal is,
it's not the move.

For goodness sakes,
you're a vampire.

Go to talk to the human boy.

Hey, Sean!

One second, guys.

Hey.

I just wanted
to apologize.

Um, I'm really sorry for
just running off like that.

I kind of got nervous because
I've never been kissed before.

I-I was nervous, too.
I kinda rushed it.

We don't have to kiss,
if you don't want to.

Oh, no, I do want to.

Just maybe under
better circumstances.

Yeah, like, uh, like what?

How about a date?

Yeah, yeah,
that sounds really fun.

I'll pick you up Saturday?

- It's a date.
- Sweet.

So this is the Pig Stand,

and it's been here
since the '50s,

and every Saturday they have
a classic car and costume day.

That's really cool.

Can I be honest
with you for a second?

I kinda didn't know you existed
until I saw you on the team.

I'm really glad I met you.

It's okay, I was
pretty invisible before.

You know, Sean, I was pretty
scared of everything before,

and I finally told myself that I
was gonna say yes to opportunities.

Hey there, kiddos.

Are we interrupting something?

Actually, Sin,
we're on a date.

A... a date?

In this old place?

I guess it never really
changes, does it?

Some might say
it's our first date.

Mm. Well, I will tell you
what, Chase, my dear,

Sean is super scrumptious,
and just a definite 10.

In fact, she could
just gobble you up,

right here, in
front of everybody.

Sin. What are you doing?

Just having a little fun.

Kudos to you.

But I wouldn't tie my boat
into one dock just yet.

There will be plenty of
other guys to gobble up.

- Real funny, Sin.
- Sin!

Or should we just
turn him now?

Turn me into what?

Turn you into...

a male cheerleader.

I am just messing
with you two lovebirds.

I would think about where
your loyalties lie, though.

With the squad or a with a boy.

Hm. Well, anyways, tootles!

We will be keeping an eye
on you two.

It's just a little inside joke

from when we all made
the cheerleading team.

It's just Sin being Sin, right?

Yeah, I guess.

I guess I should head home.

Yeah, no problem.

I had a really
good time tonight.

Me, too.

That thing with Sin
was kind of weird.

What did she mean?

I can't really tell you.

But I had a great time.

- Goodnight.
- Yeah, okay.

Goodnight.

I'm glad you
ditched the boy toy.

Did you happen to
drink from him?

No, not yet.

I thought my gentle
nudging would pay off,

but I see you need
something stronger.

What do you mean?

Take my hand.

This is
almost too easy, but...

You, stay outside
and stand guard.

Come on, girls,
let's do some damage.

Uh, hello?

Is... is somebody in here with me?

Hello? Anybody in here?

Schoo... school's closed.

Oh! What is this? What?
What... oh, oh, oh!

- Hey, kid.
- Yeah?

I thought I told you not to sit
here anymore, comic book nerd.

- Well, I...
- Well, what?

You waiting for your favorite
comic book hero to come save you?

Ow, ow, ow, stop it.

- Ow!
- Hey, that's my little brother!

What do you
think you're doing?

Why don't you try that on me?

You think I'm afraid of you
and this punk, Sean Patrick?

All I know is if you
don't leave him alone,

me and my baseball buddies
are gonna make

this year very
difficult for you.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine, now that
you came to my rescue.

Oh, Sean, this is Dean,
Dean, this is Sean, my... friend.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

Do they mess with you a lot?

Sometimes.

I'll make sure they don't
mess with you anymore.

Give me your phone.

Oh, um...

If you get in
anymore trouble,

just give me a call, okay?

Yeah.

Thanks.

You need to show
a little respect.

- Respect?
- As captain of this team...

Exactly, I'm captain.
Can you just not for a second?

No, no, no, just stay here.
You can learn from this.

When I speak to you as
captain of the team, I expect...

The team, do you even
care about this team?

I care deeply about this team.

More than you will ever understand,

- young lady.
- Really?

You don't know
the things I go through

to keep this team together.

You are so ungrateful.

You better change
this attitude by tomorrow

or that captain position
might be in danger.

Yes, master.

Watch your attitude,
young lady.

Pam, did you have a question?

Oh, yes, do you want
me to do laundry tonight?

Yes, and lock up
when you're through.

- Yes, Miss Rooney.
- Bye-bye.

What?

She really gave
it to you, huh?

Yeah, sorry about that.

I'm gonna go do laundry.

Please,
she's just an old lady

who thinks she knows it all.

Was I being careless, girls?

- No way.
- You're never careless.

Maybe it's time to give Rooney

an attitude adjustment that
only we special girls can give.

You don't wanna
hurt her, do you?

Come on!

It's time to get back at her.

Chase, let's tell Pam that
you will fold the laundry

and lock up for her.

We are stealing Rooney's
precious trophy.

And then, party at my house!

Wait, wait,
you want me to lie to Pam?

She's my best friend.

You owe this to us

for everything we have done
to make you cool.

Popularity, cheerleading,

boy toy.

You can go now.

I'll catch up to you!

Pam, Pam, I can
finish doing the laundry

and then lock up
Miss Rooney's office,

and then you can just
meet us at Sin's party.

You really don't have to.

I mean, it's my job,
and I just wanna get it done

before the big bowling game.

Oh my gosh,
I completely forgot.

Chase!

Let me make it up to you.
I'll cover for you, and then you go home,

get our Slayer shirts,
and then I'll finish

doing the laundry and lock up,

and just catch a ride
with Sin and the girls.

Okay, but don't be late.

Roberta and the Slayers
are counting on you.

I'm counting on you.

Come on.

Between Sin's party
and being a Slayer,

I'll always choose being
a Slayer, I promise.

Chase here,
can't talk, leave a message.

Hey, it's Sean.

I just...

Just give me a call back.

Okay, Chase,
the trophy is on her desk.

All you have to do
is just sneak in,

grab it, and then it's ours.

Why don't you do it?

Because it's
pure silver, silly.

We can't touch it without
it burning our skin.

But since you haven't fully
turned, you can do it.

Chase, where are you?

You promised.

- Hey, Pam.
- What are you doing here?

I'm here to watch
the big victory

with the two town
nerds' conquest.

Yeah, if Chase ever shows up.

I called her,
but she didn't answer.

I left a couple of messages.

That's so not Chase.

Yeah, well, it is now.

I guess she'd rather hang out
with the cheerleaders

than with me, bowling.

I bet she's partying at
Sin's house as we speak.

Very funny guys.

Chase, what are you
doing in my office?

Uh... I...

I was doing laundry for Pam.

And why are you
holding my trophy?

Explain yourself!

Are you trying to steal
my precious trophy?

Did Sin put you up to this?

I'd expect it from her,
but never from you.

No, I did this all by myself.

I don't even think I can
explain why, honestly.

Well, I'm sure you can't,

but that is all the more reason

I have to tell you you are off
the cheerleading team.

I understand.

I won't be pressing charges
or anything like that,

so I hope you're grateful,

but I will be
contacting your parents.

I just never expected
this type of behavior

from that sweet girl I met
at the beginning of the year.

So you best get out of my office before
I change my mind about pressing charges.

I am so disappointed.

- What's going on, Chase?
- What the heck, Sin?

What, it didn't go well
with Miss Rooney?

She just kicked
me off the team.

Did you rat us out?

No, I took the blame.

What would you say
if I told you

I could make something
different happen?

What do you mean?

How badly do you wanna be
back on this cheerleading squad?

It's the best thing
to ever happen to me.

Being a full vampire
comes with a lot of power.

How can I do that?

This could've
all been avoided

if you had just
completed step two.

What do I need to do?

I want you to kill Pam
and drink her blood.

What?

And gain all of the popularity
and power you ever wanted.

Forever.

Or suffer the consequences.

No, I'm sorry,
I can't do that.

I'm not cut out for this
whole vampire thing.

Oh, I see.

Then you must die.

Come get her, girls.

- Take her to my house.
- No, let go!

And don't forget
to get Pam.

I guess you'll have to
forfeit the game

since your other
player didn't show up.

Uh, can... can we just wait
10 more minutes, please?

I'm sorry, rules are rules.

The other team wins by default.

I'm sorry, Pam,
better luck next time.

Where you going?

I can't believe
she didn't show up.

Maybe that's what real cheerleaders
do, ditch their friends.

Hey!
Hey, let go of me!

Help, please!

Hey, yeah, it's Dean,
I need you immediately.

Meet me at the bowling alley.

Get in.

Drive.

Okay, hold up,
what's going on?

Have you seen your sister?

I need you to listen to me.

No matter how crazy this sounds,
you have to believe me.

What are you talking about?

I just saw Pam get kidnapped.

What?

Well wait, it was by vampires.

Are you being serious?

I mean, shouldn't we
call the cops?

No! I'm more serious
than a heart attack.

Our school has been overrun
with an infestation of vampires.

Okay, that's crazy, I mean.

Isn't it?

Haven't you noticed
how all those new girls

just came in and they suddenly
became really popular,

and then just started
to run the cheerleaders.

Yeah, but that's not crazy...

And that's when all the kids
started to go missing.

Even Carl the janitor, and he's
been working there for 20 years.

And Chase is one of them.

Okay, you're crazy.

You know what, fine,
I know what to do.

Just drive us back to my house.

Okay, wacko, whatever you say.

Maybe Chase will be there.

Okay, what are we doing here?

Chase isn't a full vampire.

If she was,
she would've hunted me

and my entire family by now.

Heck, you probably would've
been her first victim.

I think Sin, Violet,
and Lucy have been coming

to our school
to feed and recruit.

In fact, I even think
they killed Mrs. Becca.

The old cheerleading coach?

Yeah.

And they've been feeding on
our school this whole time.

Isn't it weird how so
many kids just go missing?

If we wanna save Chase and Pam,

the first thing we're
gonna have to do

is find out who the head
vampire is and kill her.

You're joking, right?

Trust me, I've been preparing
for this my entire life.

Okay, how have
you been preparing?

Comic books?

I hate to do
this to you, buddy,

but it's finally time
for you to grow up.

Okay.

My parents went to
the same high school

when they were younger,
so I bet if we flip

through these yearbooks, we'll
find what we're looking for.

They must be switching schools
in order to not get caught.

Then they return
every 20 years to feed

and start another
high school term.

- No way.
- What?

Check this out.

I knew it!

Sin is the leader of
this bloodsucking group.

We have to kill her.

Okay, okay, how
are we gonna do that?

Um, Pam said something about
Chase going to a party.

Sin's house.

All right, it's time to
kill some damn vampires.

I'm still pissed off.

Dude, we're in a bunch
of trouble right now

and all you can think about is
that stupid bowling game tonight?

This was our
one chance to beat

the other team, and we blew it.

No, no, no, you blew it,
and decided to mess around

instead of doing
what we planned!

I'm sorry.

And, most of all,
you let me down.

You said that no matter
how cool you became

we would still be
friends forever.

I should've known.

I should've known that
you would always choose

being friends with Sin
and becoming a cheerleader

over your supposed best friend.

Come on, I just wanted
to fit in for once.

I can't trust you anymore.

What are you gonna do to us?

Shut up.

You're coming with us.

You two
better not hurt her.

Take her to the house.

I'm gonna talk to her.

Mmm.

You know why you're here, right?

Because you wanna kill me.

Nope.

Then why am I here?

Tonight is initiation night.

Like we did for Chase,
I want to make you

popular and pretty.

Tonight is your night
to join forces with us.

You are the chosen one,

the girl that we want to have
everlasting beauty.

Now, drink this blood.

It's your turn to be popular,

not just the sideline
water-girl for Mrs. Rooney.

Hmm. Admit it,
you wanna be popular,

just like everyone else.

Now...

your cheerleading
uniform is waiting for you.

Drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink, drink.

Listen to me...
very carefully.

Your life could depend
on my every word.

- Okay.
- Fill these up.

If you get a chance,
shoot those bloodsuckers

in the face with
these holy water guns.

Dude, how'd you
get so much holy water?

Ah, religious grandmother.

If that doesn't work,

we're gonna have to go with the
good old stake through the heart!

I made these myself.

Nice.

Yeah. I've been prepping
since day one.

Oh, these won't kill.

They're deterrents.

Also, I should mention that if you
have any silver bullets or knives,

speak now or forever
hold your peace.

Okay. No bullets,
no silver knives.

At least not on me.

Are you sure this is gonna work?

Do vampires suck?

Finally, I want you
to coat the stakes

with this garlic powder so we
can stab the vampires easier.

Okay, so we are gonna
have to do some killing?

Don't be scared, little buddy.

It's my turn to pay you back.

Bullies scare me, but vampires,
vampires I can handle.

Let's go get Sin.

I tricked you.

You really are the victim here.

Your little friend
Pam has given in

to exactly
what I wanted her to do.

You see, Pam has chosen
popularity and power

over your friendship.

She's now going to
drink your blood

and become a full vampire.

It could've gone the other way,

if only you could've
made the right decision.

Hmm. Now it's her turn.

I don't believe you.

Pam doesn't care
about being popular.

Pam always wanted
to be popular.

For being best friends,

I can't believe you couldn't
see past her façade.

So is
this what you do?

What do you mean what I do?

You go from high school
to high school,

recruiting innocent girls
to become vampires.

Innocent?

I recall seeing your mind
the minute I bumped into you.

You were going to say yes
to anything this year.

You were going to
ask Sean Patrick out.

And I knew you were
going to drink the blood

just to be a silly cheerleader.

But, yes, that's
precisely what we do.

You made it seem like the most
amazing thing in the world.

Oh, it once was,
a very, very long time ago,

you naïve little girl.

So how old are you?

Old enough to be
your mother, young lady!

Boop.

So do you ever think
about being normal?

Every night since
I started my new life.

But that is not possible,
and, if we don't feed,

we get weak and disgusting,
yet we never die.

It's tragic, actually.

And yet being a vampire
is so much more fun

than being a good little loser.

You're ugly under that
fake smile, vampire or not.

Aw, to think
I had my money on you

drinking Sean Patrick's blood.

Heart beating, hairs
raising, blood pumping.

But you disappointed me.

You were and are just weak.

Pam won't fail us.

You're wrong!

She's already joined us
and is coming here

to do what you couldn't.

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, no, sorry, sorry!

Just... let's... let's keep going.

What the hell
are you doing?

Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Wrong way.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

This looks like a really
good spot to set a trap.

Pam!

What happened to you?
Why are you wearing a cheerleading outfit?

Shut up, loser!

You think Pam cares about you?

Chase.

I don't care about you.

You knew I wanted to be on
the team, and you took my spot.

Did you think for one minute

that I didn't want
to be like you?

I didn't know.

I don't understand, Pam.

Do it, Pam.

This is a pure silver knife.

Silver is the only thing
that can kill us vampires.

But only if you stab
her in the heart.

Do what you need to do,

what your best friend
was going to do to you.

That's a lie,
I refused to hurt you, Pam.

She was going to kill you and
then drink Sean Patrick's blood.

Now I want you to kill her,

and then you can go
drink Sean Patrick's blood

and finish becoming one of us.

Don't listen to her, Pam.

I never meant to hurt you,
I'm so sorry.

You kept me from being
popular my entire life.

Now it's my turn to be popular.

You're my best friend,
don't forget that.

You want this, you need it.

You were always
the better friend.

Now it's your turn
to be cool.

Pam, Pam, Pam.

It's your destiny!

Pam, Pam,
Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam,

Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.

Slayers never die,
we bowl like lightning.

And strike like thunder.

What does that mean?

- Those girls are vampires.
- Believe me, we know.

So you know about me, too?

Let's split up and hunt
these type O-negatives.

You're
going to die, Sean Patrick.

Pam, catch!

Yes!

- Damn it, Dean.
- Sorry.

That was just really cool.

Let's go.

I am
going to drink your blood

and finish what Chase
could not.

If you're that thirsty,
you should go for a swim.

Sean, I just wanted
to say I'm really sorry

for getting you involved
in this crazy vampire mess.

It's okay, I had no idea
how much trouble you were in.

I mean, this is crazy.

Yeah, and thank you
for protecting Dean,

and coming to help us.

Are you kidding me? Your brother was
the brains behind the whole operation.

I just wanted to say,
before this,

I was invisible, and all
I wanted was for kids like you

to actually see me.

I drank blood and
I betrayed my best friend

when all I really wanted
was a kiss from Sean Patrick,

so, before we go to
our certain doom,

gimme some sugar, baby.

Whoa!

Uh, don't mean to
rain on your parade,

but we have
a head vampire to kill.

- Are you guys okay?
- We killed Violet.

- We killed Lucy.
- No offense, sis, I thought you were gross,

but those other vampires
sure are grosser

in real life than they
are in the comics.

Thanks for
the compliment, Dean.

Never really thought those
comic books would come in handy.

Now all we have to do is
kill the head vampire, Sin,

then you'll return
to being fully human,

my mean old sister again.

I think she's waiting
for us in the woods.

Let's go get her then.

I See Violet and
Lucy didn't make it.

Too bad, too sad.

They were weak.

No wonder you
never really had any friends.

I see you brought your
tag-along, loser brother.

I'm looking forward
to drinking his blood.

Hey!

Oh, and Pam,
always the puppy dog,

following Chase into loserdom.

Stop it, Sin.

Oh, and of course you
brought your boy toy.

I mean, I practically
handed him to you

on a plate, and, yet, you still
refused to drink his blood.

No!

Well, what are you
waiting for, loser?

Don't you wanna kill me?

You can't be afraid
to take risks in life.

You gotta take
risks without losing

who you are or those you love.

I lost myself in
your little fantasy

of becoming cool and popular.

I became arrogant, like you,

and I told myself that no matter what
happens at the end of senior year,

this was gonna be
the best year ever,

and I was gonna say
yes to opportunities.

So, yes, Sin,
I say come get some.

You know,
we shouldn't be doing this.

We should rule
the school together.

Get up!

Enough of your lies, Sin.

You know,
I never asked for this.

I didn't get a choice
like you're getting.

All you have to do
is finish off Sean there,

and we can be powerful together.

Forever.

You can either be cool
forever or just another nerd

with loser friends who likes
to bowl with old people.

You're not gonna beat me.

I can't breathe.

Let her go!

Chase.

Your fight's with me.

You're dead meat.

Even if it was between
my best friend,

brother, and guy I like,

even if it was between being
a cheerleader and a Slayer,

I don't need immortality, Sin.

I like who I am.

I will always be
a Slayer at heart.

- Did you do it?
- I did.

Sorry for the crazy year.

No worries.

It's been the best year yet.

So did it work?

Of course it did.

I'd tell you to
go look in a mirror,

but I'm not sure you'd
have a reflection.

What are you
kids doing up so late?

I came to apologize
to Sin for today.

Did she have a party?

Miss Rooney, you won't believe
what's happening at the school.

Oh, tell me, sweetheart.

Whatever are you talking about?

There are vampires, real,
bloodsucking vampires,

killing the kids at the school,

and they tried to turn
Chase into one of them.

And they were all on
your cheerleading team.

We killed Violet,
we killed Lucy,

we definitely killed
Sin because we thought

she was the head vampire,
but Chase is still a vampire,

which means she wasn't
the leader, which means...

Let's just
say graduation's coming

early for y'all
this year.

But, Mrs. Rooney...

Oh, don't be
such a little baby.

I always like the girls to fight

for the top spot on my team,

and now, thanks to you,

it seems there's plenty of
room for fresh blood.

Did you really
think you fooled me?

I knew Sin put you up
to stealing from me.

Pam, such a shame.

I really thought,
with a little encouragement,

you'd finally make
it on the team.

And, Chase, if you wanted
all these boys around,

why didn't you just ask?

We just killed your
head cheerleader.

Oh, Sin was getting boring.

Besides, she was
using Chase to steal

the only thing that
could possibly hurt me.

This was actually a silver cross

before I had it
melted into this.

I killed my own master with it,
so can't blame her.

Still, serves her right
for not having manners.

You know, I really
enjoy the smell of garlic, but nice try.

Spicy!

That stopped working on me
decades and decades ago.

Oh, and that cross
around your neck,

didn't even make me blink.

Oh, come on, Chase,
just join my team.

All of you, or I'll have
to turn this cutie pie

into my late night snack.

- Don't do it, Chase.
- Hush now.

Well,

what'll it be, dear?

Hey you, are you ready
for some Holy Roller?

Strike.

You know, girls,
there are better ways

to get better at bowling
than to become vampires.

Come on,
let's go home.

And then I just punched him
right in the face.

And I kissed her,
right on the lips.

Right in the face?

Also, that's pretty gross.

Well.

Oh, that bruise.

You know, the next time you try

one of those crazy
cheerleading tricks,

you should use a mat.

No more cheerleading for me.

It sucked.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I'm just happy to be me,

a bowling nerd with my best
friend in the whole world.

That's just great to hear.

Oh, that's Pam,
I better be going.

We're practicing for next
year's bowling tournament.

Okay, be safe, honey.

You coming
or what?

You bet I am.

I won't be needing these today.

Wait up!

Hey, guys, ready?

Let's practice hard to
win this year's tournament.

Hey, Chase, you still
thinking about joining

the Guinness Book
of World Records

for girl who loses
the most games in bowling

again this year?

You peed your pants.

Buckled up?

Safety first, kids.

If you're watching this, hi.

- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, it's best.

What the hell?

And they're
gonna walk in here now.

Oh, that's what the
"oh, no" is about?

Good to know, huh.

If these don't work...

Where'd my stakes go?

They're in the truck.

But, Mrs. Rooney...

Oh, don't be such a baby.

I like my girls to fight for
that top seat in my team.

Cut.

- You all right?
- Yep.

You know what, Alex,
I'm still pissed off.

Dude!

I just wanted to fit
in for the second time.

Do you not remember when I stole
that 1966 Ford Mustang convertible,

with just candy apple...
yeah, no, okay.

Then you're
gonna take a piece.

Can you demonstrate it for me?

Can you demonstrate it for me?

Gimme some sugar, baby.

So.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Honk...

Would you excuse us?

Sure.

We're gonna get ready to go.

- What?
- We're gonna go get ready...

We're gonna go get ready.

Why?

You go get ready.

Okay, yeah.

Is that better, Aaron?

Okay.

Sorry.

What do you mean?

Take my hand.

Are we about to kiss right now?

Enough!

Claire,
your cheek, that bruise.

Claire?

Did my name change?

Sorry about that.
Sorry, that was my fault.

You know, Chase.

- What happened?
- I don't know!

- I thought I was...
- She's been drinking.

No, she's not.

Tired Aaron is really funny.

Cranky. Okay.

Oh, dang flub it,
I forgot my first line.

Okay.

- Professional.
- Uh-uh. This is a big deal.

Oh, hey, guys.

Hey, Chase, are you a bowler?

Because you're
right up my alley.

Yeah.

I was gonna, and I told myself
that, at the end of the year,

I was gonna...

- Sorry.
- The best year ever.

Ever since then, weird things
have been happening to me

and I think I just ate
Sean Patrick just now.

No, I saved Sean Patrick.

Movie's over,
I ate him!

Was he yummy?

Shut up!

Mm! Delightful!

Okay, sorry.

You're still here?

Teenage Vampire is over,
go home.

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