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Come work for me.Excuse me?
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Well, you settle
inner office disputes.
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You'’re way too good
for that.
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Forget it.Think about it.
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You have a nail in your head.
Take him to the hospital.
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My client did have
a brain injury.
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I didn'’t.I fired a nail into my head
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and you exploited that
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to negotiate a settlement.
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Do you believe Mr. Berman
was of sound mind
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when he executed
the settlement agreement?
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No, I do not.
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Harry, I'’ve tried
very hard to be fair here.No, you haven'’t.
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You don'’t even know
the meaning of the word "fair."
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Oh, Come on.
We agreed to play nice.
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I'’m not giving you
back the money.
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Then I'’ll sue you. I'’ve got you
dead to rights on liability,
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a judgment is a done deal,
your own associate admitted
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you acted in bad faith--
as soon as I say the word,
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you'’ll be facing disbarment
charges-- you know it, Harry.
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Ask Howdy Doody here,
he knows it too.
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Goodbye, Sam. Get lost.
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Take Gwyneth with you.
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Phoebe.Yeah, Phoebe, whatever.
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You want a little advice?
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Sure.
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A lot of lawyers are
out of their minds.
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Half of us end up
on meds of some sort.
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It'’s a boring, mind-deadening
job that drives us all
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crazy in the end.
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In my last job,
before this, I smoked pot
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and watched cartoons all day.
We'’re a nutty breed.
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But we still are deemed to have
the capacity to practice
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and enter into contracts.
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You'’re not going to win this.
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Especially since,
at the root of it all,
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your client
is a tobacco company,
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a corporate criminal
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who manufactures a product that,
even when it'’s used correctly,
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kills people.
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Bottom line,
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you'’re not getting
a [bleep] penny.
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Meeting go well?
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That well?
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I'’ll give you a call
first thing.
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Sounds good.
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Hey, Adam.
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Give any more
thought to...
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I haven'’t, actually,
but thanks for asking.
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Don'’t ask again.
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Aye, aye.
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Hey, Leese.
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Pheeb.
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Leese? Pheeb? How do you two
know each other, if I may ask.
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Oh, we both went to
Ohio State,
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turns out we were
intimate with the same guy.
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[laughs]
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Oh, yeah? Who?
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No idea. I just know
she went out with
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somebody on
the football team.
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Do the math.
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OLIVER: Hey, Phoebe.
You got a second?
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I'’ve got a bit of a delicate
situation in here
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Maybe you can help.
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JANE: As we were telling
Mr. Richard,
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she'’s a wonderful girl--
"A" student, she'’s popular,
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she has a steady
part-time job...
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How old?
17.
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She just got into Yale.
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Wow.Yeah, wow.
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Now here'’s the punchline: we
think she might be into drugs.
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And it'’s not that she'’s using,
although she might be.
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We think she'’s dealing.
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Ugh. Wow again.
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JANE:
So here'’s our situation.
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We obviously want to protect
her, help her, do what...
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but we have
no real evidence.
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And we could seriously
jeopardize her
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admission to Yale
if we cause...
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Well, on the other hand,
she'’s our daughter, so...
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if she is into something,
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we came to Oliver about
doing an intervention.
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What are you,
the go-to guy for kidnapping?
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Funny.
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What evidence do you have?
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Kids, ones we'’ve
never even met,
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call all hours
of the night.
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They leave strange messages
on Facebook and Twitter.
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She bought a car;
where she got the money...
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Couldn'’t have been
from waitressing.
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We'’ve confronted her,
but she denies it.
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And then she gets mad at us
and stops talking.
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Okay, I think the most logical
step is to have
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somebody neutral to have
a conversation with her.
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Now, I would do it
myself, but,
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Phoebe, you seem
pretty good with kids,
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you'’ve got
an easy way about you.
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Would you mind
talking to her.
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See if she presents
as a problem?
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Let him sue, Tommy...
I really don'’t care.
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Harry, I like a good fight
as much as you do.
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But this one
might be better to avoid.
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I will not pay that man...
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that firm...
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a nickel.
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Try to get that.[chuckles]
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It'’s personal.Damn straight it is.
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Harry, I'’ve been thinking.
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Didn'’t you leave?
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Listen, counter-proposal:
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I drop the suit.
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Your client keeps
all the money.
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And you come back
to work for us.
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Come again?
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Our patent department
has gone to hell, plus
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you'’ve obviously become
quite a force in Cincinnati.
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We want you back,
my friend.
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That'’s why
you came back here.
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[scoffs] You want to
invite me back to your firm?
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Come on, Harry.
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You need to think about
your legacy, my friend.
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This here... [chuckles]
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you don'’t want to
go out like this--
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half law-firm,
half shoe-store... [laughs]
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I mean, what the hell.
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You know you want
to come back, deep down.
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Get my gun, would ya?
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Harry, we are the "it" firm.
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National Law Journal,
every year,
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picks us as
Cincinnati'’s finest.
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The Lockober fund-raiser
this week,
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we will win that competition
again, be crowned as the
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hottest, best-of-the-best,
again.
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It has to hurt a little.
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I bet you couldn'’t even
rustle yourselves an invite.
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Come on, why are you kidding
yourself, let'’s bury the hatchet
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and work this out!
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Come on back
where you belong.
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The only place I would bury my
hatchet would be in your head.
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As far as the
Lockober fund-raiser,
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just so happens we did
get an invitation.
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My firm plans to win the
competition this year.
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BERMAN:
You plan to win it?
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What are you trying to
"out-crazy" me, Harry?
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You'’ll win it? With what?
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[laughs] With what?!
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[laughs]
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JESSICA: First of all,
how did you even get in here?
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[chuckles]
I look like a student.
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Look, Jess,
I'’m just trying to do
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a little factfinding,
I'’m not the Gestapo.
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So what'’s going on?
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There'’s nothing
going on, that'’s just it.
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My parents...
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I'’m an only child.
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They'’re having a hard time
dealing with me growing up.
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I think the idea of my
going away to college,
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it'’s made them
a little crazy.
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Hm, they didn'’t
seem crazy, just worried.
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My friend Ashley got into drugs,
that kind of freaked them.
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I got a tattoo,
they thought that...
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[laughs] look, a little
flower on my ankle.
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You know what
my father said?
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"Well, if you
mutilate your body,
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you obviously have
no respect for it."
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So what about the car,
how did you afford it?
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I work an
upscale restaurant.
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I smile.
They tip.
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I'’m not on drugs.
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Okay...
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I did a very
stupid thing last night.
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I had a couple of beers--
I was in a bad mood--
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Sam Berman pissed me off...
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What'’d you do?
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The Lockober fund-raiser.
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I entered us into
the competition.
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[all sigh]You did what?
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What'’s done is done.You'’re kidding me.
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Never mind, Ollie, I did it,
and now we have to win it.
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Do you know what
that competition is?
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Cassie, do me a favor,
and check your elitist,
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politically correct
WASPy little ego
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at the door,
could you please?WASPy?
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Okay, the categories are:
"Hottest Female Attorney,"
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"Sexiest Male Attorney,"
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"Hottest Paralegal,"
"Hottest Assistant,"
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"Hottest Couple,"
"Most Eligible Bachelor"--
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two divisions on that one:
over 50 and under.
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[snickers]
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It'’s a good cause.
The money goes to St. Jude'’s
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and helps kids with cancer.
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"Sexiest Male":
Ollie, that would be you.
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No offense, Adam,
you'’re still
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growing into
your good looks.
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Tommy, "Most Eligible
Over 50."
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I'’m not technically
a part of this firm.
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Yeah, but consider
yourself a ringer.
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"Paralegal"--
Now, would Lisa be game?
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I'’ll twist her arm.
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LISA [muffled]:
Yes, ah!
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Adam, Chunhua has
a shot at medaling:
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"Hottest Assistant."
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Oh, come on, you can
make her go for it
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'’cause I got to win this bet.
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Bet?! You bet on us?
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Yes, I did.
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I... I bet Sam Berman.
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If we win, he drops the suit,
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it'’s as simple as that.[groans]
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So in addition to kids with
cancer, you could be saving me.
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Uh, what about "Hottest
Couple"-- you left that out.
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Well, they have to be a real
couple, as in intimate.
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I mean, that'’s the rule.
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Oh.
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Do we by chance have
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any intimate couples
amongst us today?
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HARRY:
Do we?
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Well, well, well.
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I knew it!
[groans]
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[Cassie sighs]
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Okay.
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First. Pig.
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Second.
You and Cassie together.
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I mean, this is
going to be gold.
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Forget it.
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Oh, come on, Ollie!
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For good cause.
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Think of the suffering
little children.
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You can'’t be serious.
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Look, the night is always
a little raunchy,
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but it'’s a lot of fun
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and it'’s for a good cause.
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[sighs] Talk about
coming out as a couple.
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That would really
be coming out.
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I think it'’s
kind of cool, isn'’t it?
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Really?
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Cassie, let'’s just
be a couple.
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A couple couple?
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Yeah, like a couple couple.
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You couldn'’t handle me
in a relationship.
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Maybe not, but I like
to fail upward.
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You feel your
thigh vibrating?
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Yeah, I do.
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I think it'’s your phone.
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Oh.
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[phone buzzing]
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Yeah.
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This is Oliver.
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Ted, where are you?
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Okay, I'’ll be right there.
251
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[school bell rings]
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OLIVER: These are
prescription drugs.
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Yeah, all the same drug.
254
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"Just In Case."
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OLIVER:
Sorry?
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Just In Case.
It'’s emergency birth control.
257
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She'’s dealing
the Morning After pill.
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PHOEBE:
I'’ll talk to her.
259
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[sighs]
260
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You didn'’t quite
tell me everything.
261
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,895
I don'’t even know you.[chuckles]
262
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,723
Well, you might
get the chance to.
263
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,769
You need a
lawyer now, for real.
264
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,684
You'’re about
to be arrested.Arrested?!
265
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You have a treasure trove of
266
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prescription drugs
in your locker.
267
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,775
They can easily make
Intent to Distribute.
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That'’s a felony, Jess.
269
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The Morning After pill?
270
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,087
You want to tell me
what'’s going on?
271
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They'’re only prescription drugs
for girls 16 and under.
272
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,701
If you'’re over 16,
which I am,
273
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I can buy them
without a prescription.
274
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Which I did.
275
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,140
Okay.
276
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,532
Why?
277
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You were selling them
to underage girls.
278
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At cost.
I don'’t make a profit.
279
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,584
And you did
this because...?Because it'’s the only way
280
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for the girls to get them.
281
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Unless they go to a clinic,
282
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or ask their parents,
which they'’re too afraid to do.
283
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,682
Am I really in trouble?
284
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:07,683
[sighs]
285
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A lot.
286
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You want me to do what?!
287
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,649
It'’s for a
really good cause:
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St. Jude'’s Children'’s Hospital.
289
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,696
"Hottest Assistant"?
290
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,132
You could win this, Chunhua.
291
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,568
I don'’t really
want to win it.
292
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It'’s all in good fun.
293
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,315
So, what would I
have to do?
294
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:34,492
Well, I guess you kind of
walk down a runway
295
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,668
and look as hot as you can.
296
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Which you can do.
297
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,854
I felt about
"that" high, Harry.
298
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,769
Sorry to hear that.
Did she agree?
299
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,164
Uh-oh. You'’re about to
lecture me again.
300
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,340
Okay, let'’s have it.
301
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,344
You'’re the most
reasonable, logical,
302
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,259
fair person I know.
303
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,478
Okay, this is bad.
304
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,262
Except when it comes
to your old firm.
305
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,481
Then you just see red.
306
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,963
Okay, you know what?
307
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,921
And this is not
to be repeated--
308
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it'’s between you and me.
309
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,446
Okay.
310
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,667
I'’m tired of the way
people think about us.
311
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We win our cases.
312
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,976
We'’ve been a
success story at a time
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when not many young
law firms make it.
314
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,850
Sanders and O'’Malley,
remember that?
315
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On cover of American Lawyer.
316
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:30,679
Where are they now?
317
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Gone.
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Melvoy, Titlebaum,
on the cover of
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the Cincinnati Enquirer
Business Section.
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00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,730
Flavor of the month.
Today, nada.
321
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:42,212
All these firms try to jump out
with mostly youth--
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00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,649
hot young litigators,
pretty faces
323
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,782
trying grab the young demo.
324
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,610
They come and they go.
325
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:51,482
Unlike the Law Offices
of Harriet Korn.
326
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We just keep
plodding along.
327
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,703
You ever see us
on the cover of a magazine?
328
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,400
No.
329
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,795
Eh, we'’re not hot copy,
we'’re fuddy-duddy.
330
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,666
Well, we'’re not fuddy-duddy.
331
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,886
As a matter of fact,
we'’re far from it.
332
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,890
You, Ollie,
Cassie, Chunhua...
333
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,413
we'’re pretty good-looking.
334
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,676
By Cincinnati standards,
we'’re great-looking.
335
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,026
And you know what else?
336
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:15,419
I may be 60, I may be short,
337
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,943
but I'’m damn hot.
338
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,858
I sizzle, in fact.
339
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,685
And I want to win
this competition.
340
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,688
Maybe the equivalent of a
lawyer'’s wet t-shirt contest--
341
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,866
I don'’t care.
342
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,868
The Law Offices
of Harriet Korn:
343
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,739
we'’re sexy, we'’re hip.
344
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:31,696
And we'’re hot.
345
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,095
CLERK:
Case number 62941,
346
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The State of Ohio
v. Jessica Donner
347
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,273
on a charge of
Possession with Intent
348
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,101
to Distribute
a Controlled Substance.
349
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,755
Uh, good evening,
Your Honor.
350
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,713
Oliver Richard appearing
for the defendant,
351
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,106
along with Phoebe Blake.
352
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,848
The defendant
will waive reading.
353
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:53,936
Would ask that my client be...
354
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,633
Wait a second.
355
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,551
Aiding and Abetting
Statutory Rape?
356
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,944
OLIVER:
You kidding me?
357
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,685
Your client proffers
birth control pills
358
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,643
to minors, counsel--
what for but to
359
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,776
facilitate them having
unlawful intercourse?
360
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,604
That count is dismissed,
Mr. Cruickshank.
361
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,127
Your Honor, we'’ve all heard
the expression:
362
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,955
"All it takes
for evil to succeed
363
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,783
is for good men to do nothing."
364
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,654
Well, imagine how
evil would prosper
365
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,831
if the good people of our
citizenry actually became active
366
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:24,010
in promoting sin, promoting, if
you will, underage copulation.
367
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,925
JUDGE BUCKLAND:
Yeah, that count is dismissed.
368
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,491
Your Honor, this guy
is a whack-job,
369
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,840
I request that he be removed.
370
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,669
I am not a whack-job,
Mr. Richard.
371
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,324
But I'’ll tell you this:
I am a sinner.
372
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,326
Which is why
I know first-hand
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00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,937
the corruptive
powers of enablers,
374
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,678
of which your
client is one.
375
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,680
Dispersing birth control pills
that enable young girls,
376
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,031
minors, to have
illegal sexual relations...
377
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,163
All right, Mr. Cruickshank,
378
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,599
Now, the defendant
will be released
379
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,862
on her own recognizance...Thank you, Your Honor.
380
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,865
I'’d also ask
for an immediate trial.I'’m sorry?
381
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,302
Well, it'’s pretty clear
what he plans to do.
382
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,391
In the meantime,
Yale University will no doubt
383
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,045
rescind its offer
of admission to my client.
384
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:02,309
I would like to get these
ridiculous charges dropped,
385
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,006
and end this nightmare
as soon as possible.
386
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,877
The prosecution stands
ready for trial, Your Honor.
387
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,531
And eager, it seems.
388
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,446
We could begin right now,
if you'’d like.
389
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,145
Defense is ready.
390
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,843
The defendant will be
processed out.
391
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,410
Next case.
392
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,629
You sure about this?
393
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,631
The longer this hangs over her,
the more she gets hurt.
394
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,025
What is wrong with you?
395
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,854
Just doing my job,
Mr. Richard.
396
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,074
How we doing?
397
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,947
My daughter has an
American Doll collection.
398
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:35,124
She'’s got one that
looks just like you.
399
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,387
Her name'’s
Julie Albright.
400
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,824
Julie'’s my favorite.
401
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,914
Sometimes I like to
cuddle with her myself.
402
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,618
Tell Adam Branch hello for me.
Would you do that?
403
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,200
Are you sure we shouldn'’t
just try to reach a plea?
404
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,071
We could do that,
but with any conviction,
405
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,942
Yale will likely
rescind its offer.
406
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,771
Look, guys, this is a felony
conviction we'’re facing.
407
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,817
It comes with real prison time.
408
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,906
I think we have to plea.
409
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,081
No. I want to fight.Honey...
410
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:19,864
No, Mom.
411
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,043
All right, let'’s just focus
on what we need to do.
412
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,915
We'’ve stipulated as to
the factual pleadings,
413
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,048
so the entire proceeding will
pretty much be our defense.
414
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,484
Jess, we'’ll call you first.
415
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,789
Next, we'’ll bring up
one of your customers,
416
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:35,489
then a doctor, then rest.
417
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,839
JANE: And there'’s just no way
the D.A. can let this go?
418
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,102
Not this D.A.
419
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,583
Any D.A. but this one.
420
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,064
TOMMY: It'’s for kids
with cancer.
421
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,239
I realize that, Tommy.
422
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,805
I know all about
the Lockober event.
423
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,938
I think it'’s a great cause
and a fantastic time.
424
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,288
I go every year.But...?
425
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,725
But I don'’t want you entering
"Most Eligible Bachelor."
426
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,901
[chuckles]It sends the message
that you are
427
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,121
eligible, which is both
false and hurtful.
428
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,862
Hurtful to me.
429
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,430
Amanda, Harry made a bet.
430
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,215
Well, she loses, then;
at least on this.
431
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:12,003
How would you like it
if I entered "Hottest Babe"?
432
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,136
I'’d love it.
433
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,746
It'’s been my dream to
434
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:19,098
have the girl all the
other guys want to schtup.
435
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,795
That came out wrong.
436
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,842
Huh.
437
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,155
JESSICA: I never meant for
this to be my cause in life.
438
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,809
And what happened?
439
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,116
Well, I got angry,
I guess.
440
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,161
At who? What?
441
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,206
Well, to be honest...
442
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,772
Uh, Obama.
443
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,948
The President.I mean, don'’t get me wrong,
444
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,124
I'’ll probably vote for him.
445
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,647
I turn 18 in October.
446
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,562
But... on this,
447
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:49,954
on the issue of
birth control...?
448
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,347
What did he do?
449
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,132
I won'’t be voting for him,
by the way,
450
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,657
but what did he do?
451
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,441
not politics,
dictate certain policies.
452
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,182
Here, his own scientists
determined that the
453
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,010
Morning After pill
is safe and effective
454
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,359
for women under
the age of 18,
455
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,013
without a prescription.
456
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,929
The FDA, in fact, approved
it for girls under 18.
457
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,322
And then, whoosh, Health and
Human Services swoops in
458
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,367
and just overrides the FDA.
459
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,152
That'’s politics totally
trumping science,
460
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,979
and it pissed me off.
461
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,112
And I guess it
gave me a purpose.
462
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,940
OLIVER: Now, some people
refer to Just In Case
463
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,159
as the abortion pill.
464
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,030
And that'’s wrong.
465
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,946
The abortion pill is called
RU-486; it'’s totally different.
466
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,383
The Morning After pill does not
abort a conceived pregnancy.
467
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,211
It has no effect
on pregnancy.
468
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,734
It simply prevents one.
469
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,084
Conception doesn'’t
occur sometimes
470
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,696
as late as a 120 hours
after intercourse.
471
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,873
Just In Case is the medication
to be taken in the interim.
472
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:42,529
Even so, it sounds like
a very important decision
473
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,096
whether or not to
take such a medication.
474
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,403
An adult decision,
if you will.
475
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,710
Girls are often afraid to ask
their parents for prescriptions,
476
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,581
that'’s the very
reason the FDA
477
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,235
authorized
the sale to minors.
478
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,542
Yes, and perhaps
when you get older
479
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,718
and have a family
of your own, Ms. Donner,
480
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:58,849
you'’ll feel
differently about
481
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,199
allowing the government
to dictate
482
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,505
how we parent
our children.
Objection.
483
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,072
Let'’s leave
our personal politics
484
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,334
out of this,
Mr. Cruickshank.
485
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,292
Your Honor, I only seek
to cross-examine
486
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,904
the witness on her politics.
487
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,166
that'’s why we'’re here.
488
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,428
Am I right?
489
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,004
Ms. Donner, you endeavor
to substitute
490
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,529
your judgment for that
of the Commander-in-Chief.
491
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,575
Probably not,
otherwise we'’d never get
492
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,403
our 17-year-olds to
fight our illegal wars.
493
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,450
Well, I see you have it in
for all the presidents.
494
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,279
Although, I must say,
495
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,195
I do admire a young lady who
fights for what she believes in.
496
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:43,154
And in this case, you decided
to distribute the drugs
497
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,113
to underage girls, knowing
full well that your actions
498
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,114
were against the law.
499
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,463
Didn'’t you, Ms. Donner?
500
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,250
Yes.
501
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,382
I guess we'’d have
a better country
502
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,819
if we all just started breaking
the laws we don'’t agree with.
503
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,256
You concur, Ms. Donner?
504
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,089
He'’s good, Cruickshank.
505
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,961
Weird, but good.
506
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,268
You know, it'’s funny,
in my day,
507
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,227
in most states, you had to be
married just to get on the pill.
508
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:15,361
Now, everybody'’s having sex
except for the married folks.
509
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,014
And he'’s back.
510
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:20,235
Unlike you, Harry, I just
can'’t get comfortable
511
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:23,064
taking advantage of people in
the throes of a mental lapse.
512
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:26,110
If you want out of the bet,
I'’ll let you out.
513
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,808
I don'’t want out.
My firm is going to win.
514
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:30,941
Harry, we have 180
lawyers at my firm.
515
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,987
You know the misogynists
who work in corporate;
516
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:34,815
they hire on looks alone.
517
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,120
You know what'’s sexy, Sam?
518
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,819
Character. Intelligence.
519
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,473
Compassion.
520
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:41,996
My people ooze all that.
521
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:44,738
While your people just ooze.
522
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:47,393
We'’re gonna kick your
silicone-injected asses.
523
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,264
[chuckling]:
Wow.
524
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,527
Sounds almost like you'’d be
willing to go double-or-nothing.
525
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:52,876
Double it is.
526
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:55,488
Well, I guess
I have no choice
527
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:57,490
but to try to save face, then.
528
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:59,448
See you at the ball,
Cinderella.
529
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,410
He just played me, didn'’t he?
530
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,541
Like a piano.
531
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,239
How much is it, Harry?
532
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,330
Mm...
533
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:17,118
[groans]
Somewhere around...
534
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:19,294
$3.1 million.
535
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,616
So, how is it you'’re here
today, Madison?
536
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:39,009
Well, you want
the whole story?
537
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:43,318
I know it'’s embarrassing,
but if you wouldn'’t mind.
538
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:48,454
Well... my boyfriend
and I had sex,
539
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,672
and his condom ripped.
540
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:54,938
We had never really planned
to have sex.
541
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,549
At least, I didn'’t.
542
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,333
And he said he didn'’t either,
543
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,857
but he did, somehow,
have a condom in his pocket.
544
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:04,208
PHOEBE: And not a very good
condom, I gather.
545
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:07,473
Well, I'’m not an expert,
but it did rip.
546
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,213
I was freaked.
547
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,651
If I got pregnant at 15...
548
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,435
PHOEBE:
So what did you do?
549
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:16,960
Well, I'’d heard
that Jessica--
550
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,875
I didn'’t know her--
551
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,487
I heard that you could get
the morning-after pill from her.
552
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,185
Which was my only option
without a prescription.
553
00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:26,448
And why not just get
a prescription?
554
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,841
I'’d need my parents'’ permission.
555
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,321
And if I went to them,
they'’d kill me.
556
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:32,672
Seriously,
why not just go to them?
557
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,804
Seriously, they'’d kill me.
558
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:37,590
So I went to Jessica.
559
00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:40,244
Her.
560
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,899
And she sold me the pill.
561
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:46,207
Well, you seem like a remarkably
loyal friend, I must say.
562
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:47,600
I'’m not her friend.
563
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,688
Oh, right.
564
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,472
Just a customer.
565
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:55,434
I should have said,
"loyal customer."
566
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,740
Did Ms. Donner ask you
if you had a prescription?
567
00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:59,699
No, she didn'’t.
568
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:01,657
I see. And have you ever
taken this drug before?
569
00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:03,180
No.
570
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,139
And you'’re sure it wasn'’t
something else?
571
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:09,056
I mean, you did buy it out
of a locker, not a pharmacy.
572
00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:11,188
It said "Just In Case"
right on the package.
573
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:13,974
I see. And if I gave you
a candy bar
574
00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:16,411
with "Snickers" printed on the
label, you'’d just eat it?
575
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:18,065
Objection: this case is
not about
576
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:19,545
Mr. Cruickshank'’s proclivity
for offering
577
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,372
candy bars to underage girls.
578
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:23,374
Let'’s just move it along.
579
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:27,248
Did the defendant give you any
special instructions
580
00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,292
with respect to this drug?
581
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:30,556
Instructions? It was a pill.
582
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:34,429
Well, for example, did she warn
you about side effects?
583
00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:37,519
Did she inquire as to other
medications that you were on?
584
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,695
Did you discuss possible
drug interactions?
585
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:42,002
No.
I see.
586
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:44,874
Just "Thank you for the
money. Here'’s your pill."
587
00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:46,702
Objection.Sustained.
588
00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:51,185
It must'’ve been
some comfort to know
589
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:53,579
Was it of some comfort, Madison?
590
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:56,277
I don'’t know. I guess.
591
00:24:56,277 --> 00:25:00,760
Yeah, in fact, if you hadn'’t had
a condom at all,
592
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,588
good to know you had this supply
593
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,372
of morning-after pills
available, right?
594
00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:07,462
Makes it easier for underage
girls at your school
595
00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,116
to have sex, I suppose.Objection!
596
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:12,336
Sorry. It seems I hit
a nerve back there.
597
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:17,037
I believe I have
nothing further.
598
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:24,131
Tommy, I need you.
599
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:26,220
Harry, she'’s got
my balls in a lockbox.
600
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:27,787
I don'’t care.
You got a
601
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,310
real shot at medaling in
the over-50 division.
602
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,791
If I could just get a
third-place finish out of you.
603
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:35,229
I need those points.
604
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,100
Relationships are about
compromise.
605
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,407
You'’ll enter in the "Most
Eligible Over-50" division.
606
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,148
Case closed.
What about Chunhua, is she in?
607
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:42,889
Very grudgingly.
608
00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:44,325
And I am
609
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,805
totally willing to take one
for the team.
610
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:47,371
And from the team, so I hear.
611
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:51,637
Ah, Cassie, good.
Listen, I don'’t want you
612
00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:57,251
to take this
in a sexist
613
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:59,166
You'’ve got nice ones,
long ones.
614
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,342
I expect you to use every inch.
615
00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:04,214
She'’s lost her mind.
616
00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:06,782
Totally.
617
00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:09,219
And she'’s risked
losing the firm.
618
00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:11,700
She doubled the bet
with Berman.
619
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,789
We'’re on the hook for
out-of-pocket now.
620
00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:14,921
She'’s out of control.
621
00:26:23,364 --> 00:26:25,758
It'’s called
"Just In Case."
622
00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,368
It couldn'’t be easier,
it'’s one step.
623
00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:28,804
You swallow it.
624
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:31,372
Is that important, Doctor?
625
00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:33,853
It'’s important because the
reason stated by the government
626
00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:36,116
to prevent its marketing
to underage women
627
00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:39,380
was that it'’s too complicated
for teens to use.
628
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,773
You seem a little perturbed.
629
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:43,863
It comes in a little pack
with directions.
630
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:47,736
It'’s a pill.
631
00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:50,304
The morning-after pill
has no effect
632
00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:51,958
on established pregnancies.
633
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,220
It'’s basically a higher dose
of hormones
634
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:54,264
that prevents ovulation.
635
00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:55,701
What about safety?
636
00:26:55,701 --> 00:27:01,054
It'’s certainly safer
than pregnancy.
637
00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:03,230
including ibuprofen,
antihistamines,
638
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:05,101
certain cough medicines.
639
00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:07,190
Your Honor, this discussion
isn'’t about whether
640
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:09,018
the drug should be
available to minors
641
00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,019
with a prescription.
642
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:11,847
Under the law,
it isn'’t.
643
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,240
The only issue before this
644
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,372
court is did the defendant
commit a crime.
645
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:17,723
The doctor'’s own policy views
are irrelevant.
646
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,463
Objection is sustained.
647
00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:21,204
May I respond to that?Briefly.
648
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:22,597
The point I'’m
trying to make:
649
00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:24,817
scientific experts,
including OB/GYNs
650
00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:26,732
and pediatricians, reviewed
651
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:28,864
the morning-after pill
and agreed
652
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,431
that it met
the regulatory standard
653
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:31,345
for a non-prescription drug.
654
00:27:31,345 --> 00:27:34,043
The FDA concluded the same
655
00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:36,089
and approved it for all women
of childbearing potential.
656
00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:38,744
This was the
right call.
657
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,441
And the administration
overruled it,
658
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:43,792
in all likelihood
because it'’s an election year.
659
00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:46,447
We all certainly appreciate
your input.
660
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:49,015
Tell me, Doctor,
is it legal for a minor
661
00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:51,931
under the age of 17
to purchase "Just In Case"
662
00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:53,019
without a prescription?
663
00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:54,455
No.
664
00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:57,153
Is it legal for someone
17 or older
665
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,895
to purchase "Just In Case,"
and then give it to a minor?
666
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:01,767
No.
667
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,029
Thank you.
668
00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:14,910
PHOEBE: He won'’t budge
on the felony conviction.
669
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,477
He did intimate he'’d wiggle
with sentencing, but...
670
00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:17,913
Well, look, if he'’ll
go easy on sentencing,
671
00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:21,743
that'’s half the battle.
672
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,266
She'’ll kiss Yale good-bye.
673
00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:26,139
If you don'’t have a deal,
674
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:29,882
I think we need to keep going
forward, keep negotiating.
675
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,013
Can I have a sec?
676
00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:32,145
Oh, get over
yourself.
677
00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:33,320
I need him to medal.
678
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,409
You cannot just order someone
679
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:36,889
to objectify himself
in front of...
680
00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:38,151
Yes, I can.
681
00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,587
I'’m the boss.
682
00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:42,242
God, people need to lighten up
around here.
683
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,855
Not me. I'’m already light.
684
00:28:57,474 --> 00:29:00,347
The facts of this case
couldn'’t be simpler.
685
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:04,046
Jessica Donner sold
and distributed
686
00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:06,266
a regulated medication
to underage minors.
687
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,485
We call that trafficking.
688
00:29:08,485 --> 00:29:10,531
It'’s the same as though
she were 21,
689
00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:13,273
went out, bought some beer,
and then sold it to teenagers.
690
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,971
Or cocaine.
691
00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:21,847
We all saw Madison Tanaka on the
stand-- so young, so vulnerable.
692
00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:24,284
Jessica Donner is not a doctor.
693
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,416
She was effectively
treating this young person,
694
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:28,418
prescribing medication.
695
00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:32,161
The defendant is hardly educated
enough to counsel
696
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:35,512
or to diagnose-- she'’s not in
any position to understand
697
00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:38,037
the intricacies
of drug interaction.
698
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:40,343
She'’s been poisoning
these young girls
699
00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:43,738
with a high dose of hormones.
700
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:46,132
I suppose
some of you are parents.
701
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:49,875
I realize...
702
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,225
it seems like anything goes
these days.
703
00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:55,663
The most popular television show
on MTV is
704
00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:59,841
the Jersey Shore,which flaunts
sex, with drunken jezebels
705
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:03,236
"smushing" any "juicehead"
that stumbles past.
706
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:07,066
And who watches MTV?
Teenagers.
707
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:09,024
Our youth.
708
00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:11,418
Of course kids want
to have sex.
709
00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,246
By God, they probably
feel they'’re expected to.
710
00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:18,164
And children are now sexually
active; I get that.
711
00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:20,340
It'’s a bit frightening
for all of us.
712
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:25,519
Them, too, I suppose.
713
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:28,696
that instead of turning
to their parents or physicians
714
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:31,568
for emotional and medical
counseling
715
00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:35,616
during this
very dangerous threshold...
716
00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:38,706
they rather seek out other
teenagers.
717
00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:44,755
And when these
14- and 15-year-old girls--
718
00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:47,062
sometimes 13-year-old girls--
719
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:51,545
when they do decide "Hey, let'’s
have a go at this sex thing,"
720
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:56,158
and they go looking
for a little advice...
721
00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:59,118
older enablers like Jessica
Donner are right there
722
00:30:59,118 --> 00:31:00,597
waiting for them,
723
00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:04,297
ready and willing
to sell them a drug.
724
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:08,954
Wow.
725
00:31:08,954 --> 00:31:11,304
Almost.
726
00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:16,309
Kids growing up--
it'’s a scary thing, period.
727
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,485
One day they'’re playing
with dolls,
728
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:21,270
and the next...
729
00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:24,926
Whether it'’s driving a car,
going to high school parties,
730
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,667
engaging in risky behavior,
731
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:29,452
there is nothing more terrifying
to any parent
732
00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:32,194
than watching their child
navigate through the teen years.
733
00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:35,328
And it would be nice if the
adults could be there every step
734
00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,460
of the way to help guide them.
735
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:41,203
We'’re not. Not by a long shot.
736
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:45,338
Madison and Jessica, the two
young ladies you heard from,
737
00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:47,775
their school teaches
abstinence only.
738
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:50,821
They'’re not even
educated on condoms.
739
00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:53,215
This.
740
00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:56,871
The idea of this finding its
way into our school system...
741
00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:59,787
many adults find that idea
repulsive.
742
00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:03,530
Perhaps the most important piece
of health advice one can give
743
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:06,707
his or her teenage child:
the condom.
744
00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:11,320
We do our best as a society
to keep it secret.
745
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,628
Icky. Turn on the
television, just try watching
746
00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:16,935
for an hour or two without
seeing an ad
747
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,588
for erectile dysfunction.
748
00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:20,460
How to perform better?
749
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:22,201
Sure.
750
00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:23,376
How to be safe?
751
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:25,117
Uh-uh.
752
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,945
Our government
won'’t stand for that.
753
00:32:29,556 --> 00:32:33,038
Guys, what are we doing?
754
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,127
Teenagers are having sex.
755
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:36,737
We want them to be safe.
756
00:32:36,737 --> 00:32:39,044
We want to deter
unwanted teenage pregnancies.
757
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,741
The doctors, the scientists--
758
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:42,612
medical and social alike--
the FDA,
759
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:44,223
they'’ve all said, "Hey,
760
00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:45,485
"let'’s make
the morning-after pill
761
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,008
"available over the counter
762
00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:49,271
to all women
of child-bearing years."
763
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:52,796
Our administration maintains
764
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,885
it will never let politics
trump science.
765
00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:59,151
This is silly.
766
00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:03,198
A straight-A student,
bound for Yale.
767
00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:07,420
He wants to keep her from Yale
and put her in prison.
768
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,378
This is silly.
769
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:32,053
[upbeat music playing,
shouting and clapping]
770
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,099
EMCEE:
Let'’s keep this party rolling
771
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:35,578
with this next
tall drink of water,
772
00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:38,668
Cincinnati'’s own Liz Colt!
773
00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:41,062
♪ Let'’s ride to the liquor store
around the corner ♪
774
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,412
♪ The boys say they want
some gin and juice ♪
775
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,458
♪ But I really don'’t want a ♪
776
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,590
♪ Beer bust
like I had last week ♪
777
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:50,419
♪ I must stay deep
because talk is cheap ♪
778
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:53,553
♪ I like Angela, Pamela,
Sandra and Rita ♪
779
00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:56,164
♪ And as I continue you know
they are getting sweeter... ♪
780
00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:58,471
[song continues]
781
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,997
Okay.
782
00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:06,479
I need each of you
to smile and put out.
783
00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:07,784
I know you'’ll be a trooper.
784
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,569
Chunhua.
785
00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:11,484
You ready?
All set.
786
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,703
Burn the house down!
787
00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:17,359
[raucous cheering]
788
00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:19,753
♪ A little bit of Jessica,
here I am... ♪
789
00:34:19,753 --> 00:34:21,363
Hey.
790
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,104
Hey.
791
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,975
Not competing
tonight?
792
00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:26,586
Harry doesn'’t think
I'’m hot enough.
793
00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:27,761
The question is:
794
00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:29,371
why aren'’t
you entering?
795
00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:31,373
I did that last year.
796
00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:33,288
Been there.
797
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:34,550
You won, didn'’t you?
798
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,899
I did.
799
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:39,468
How many years have you won?
800
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:40,774
Three.
801
00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:42,689
In a row?
802
00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:45,257
It'’s Cincinnati.
803
00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:46,475
Okay, when our people
come out here,
804
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:47,563
scream for all
you'’re worth.
805
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,609
Popularity is contagious.
806
00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:51,437
Hey, Gwynnie.[cell phone ringing]
807
00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:52,916
Hello?
808
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:55,267
[cheering, applause
and whistling]
809
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,617
Can you scream it?
I'’m in a loud place.
810
00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,706
Now?
811
00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:04,145
Harry, jury is back.
812
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,407
Tell Ollie I'’ve got it covered.
813
00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,148
You sure?
Harry.
814
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,236
The competition.
815
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:12,588
I'’m starting to like that kid.
816
00:35:12,588 --> 00:35:13,676
Here comes Chunhua.
817
00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:16,636
Yeah!
818
00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,028
[airhorn blaring]EMCEE: ...take a gander
at Chunhua Lao!
819
00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:25,775
She'’s good, Adam.Yeah, she is.
820
00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:27,821
EMCEE: A newcomer hailing from
the Law Offices of Harry Korn,
821
00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:31,346
this "Hot Assistant" can examine
my briefs anytime.
822
00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:33,305
HARRY:
Go, Chunhua!
823
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,871
[airhorn honks]
824
00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:38,005
[cheering]
825
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,355
HARRY:
Aw, yeah!
826
00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:41,530
Aw, yeah!
827
00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:42,792
That'’s what I'’m talking about!
828
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:45,273
[airhorn blaring]
829
00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,058
[sultry music playing]
830
00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,281
[cheering]
831
00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:55,196
Yeah!
832
00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:57,546
Law Offices of Harriet Korn!
833
00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:58,634
We'’re hot!
834
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,159
I rest my case!
835
00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:06,903
Where'’s Oliver?
836
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,470
Oh, he'’s a
bit tied up.
837
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:10,080
We'’re good.
838
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,735
What does it mean that they
already have a verdict?
839
00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:14,737
It could mean
anything, Mr. Donner.
840
00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:15,869
There'’s no way
of really telling.
841
00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:17,566
I just spoke
to the clerk,
842
00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:19,655
and the jury should be
coming in, in ten.
843
00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:21,701
Oh, my God.Hey.
844
00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,398
Positive thoughts, okay?
845
00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,444
Think win.
846
00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:28,708
♪ A little bit of Rita
is all I need ♪
847
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:31,450
♪ A little bit
of Tina is what I see ♪
848
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:34,540
♪ A little bit of Sandra
in the sun ♪
849
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,890
♪ A little bit of Mary
all night long ♪
850
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,849
♪ A little bit of Jessica,
here I am ♪
851
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,677
♪ A little bit of you
makes me your man... ♪
852
00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,418
If we don'’t win...
853
00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:46,334
Some of these people
are kind of attractive, Harry.
854
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:48,597
Don'’t say that.
855
00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:52,558
Nobody'’s had anything
on Chunhua so far.
856
00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:53,950
Oh, there he is.
857
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,605
Looking so, so cocky.
858
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:04,134
[cheering and applause]
859
00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:06,441
CASSIE:
We got this, guys.
860
00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:08,138
Okay. Simon Jones is next.
861
00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:09,531
Tommy Jefferson
in three.
862
00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:12,926
Bring it home, Tommy.
863
00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:14,536
We need this one.
864
00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:16,625
Don'’t worry about me.
I'’m ready.
865
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,627
Tommy, three,
two, one.
866
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:20,238
Go, Tommy!
867
00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:23,763
Hot!
868
00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:25,286
That'’s hot!
869
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,809
[airhorn blaring]
870
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,811
♪ You'’ve got the moneymaker ♪
871
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,161
Oh, money! Nothing hotter!
872
00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:33,425
♪ You'’ve got the moneymaker ♪
873
00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:35,122
What the hell
is he doing?
874
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:36,993
♪ This is your chance
to make it ♪
875
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:40,301
♪ Out, out, out ♪
876
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,650
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
877
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,609
Oh, whoa!
The man'’s loaded!
878
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:47,482
♪ You'’ll get out, out, out,
oh, yeah ♪
879
00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:49,049
Oh, my God.
What a teaser.
880
00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:50,355
♪ You'’ve got the moneymaker ♪
881
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:53,140
♪ They showed the money to you ♪
882
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,794
What you gonna do now, baby?
883
00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:58,450
Credit cards!
Lots of credit cards!
884
00:37:58,450 --> 00:37:59,277
That'’s hot!
885
00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,976
[yells]
886
00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:06,458
♪ You'’ll get out, out, out ♪
887
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,198
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪Tommy, that'’s hot!
888
00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:11,811
Yeah!
889
00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:19,035
My God!
890
00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:21,124
[song ends]Oh, my God.
891
00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:22,517
EMCEE:
Don'’t let this next contestant'’s
892
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:23,518
buttoned-up attire fool ya...
893
00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:24,389
[upbeat song begins]
894
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:29,872
...the way I hear it,
895
00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:30,612
Oh, I can'’t look.
896
00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:33,572
♪ ♪
897
00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:42,015
ADAM:
Easy, girl. Oh, mother...
898
00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:45,671
Is it over?
899
00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:51,894
[cheering]
900
00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:53,156
Oh, mother.
901
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,378
Madam Forewoman, has the jury
reached a unanimous verdict?
902
00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,206
We have, Your Honor.What say you?
903
00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:03,079
In the matter of The State
of Ohio v. Jessica Donner,
904
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:04,733
on the charge
of possession
905
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:07,736
with intent to distribute
a controlled substance,
906
00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:10,652
we find the defendant,
Jessica Donner,
907
00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:11,958
not guilty.
908
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,916
Oh, my God.Oh! Okay.
909
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,353
Okay.Thank you so much.
910
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,832
I don'’t know how
to thank you.
911
00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:18,617
The half nelson is good.
912
00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:20,749
[laughter]
913
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,796
Where'’s Ollie?
914
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,711
Well...
915
00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:28,540
[R&B intro begins]
916
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:29,715
Okay.
917
00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:30,933
Let'’s kill this thing,
shall we?
918
00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:32,587
Can you dance at all?
919
00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:33,980
Can I what?
920
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:36,635
Just follow me.
921
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:37,592
EMCEE: ...Cassie Reynolds
and Ollie Richard.
922
00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:40,116
♪ I ♪
923
00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:43,598
♪ I'’m so in love with you ♪
924
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,295
[cheering and applause]
925
00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:48,168
♪ Whatever you want to do ♪
926
00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:55,784
♪ Is all right with me ♪
927
00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:59,962
♪ You make me feel ♪
928
00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:03,488
♪ So brand-new ♪
929
00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:08,710
♪ And I want to spend... ♪
930
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:11,060
[cheering]
931
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:12,758
Now, that is hot.
932
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,760
No kidding.
933
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,373
♪ Oh, let'’s... ♪
934
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:22,028
♪ Let'’s stay together ♪
935
00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:23,856
[cheering and applause]
936
00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:27,033
♪ Loving you whether ♪
937
00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:28,469
♪ Whether ♪
938
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:32,125
♪ Times are good or bad ♪
939
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,953
♪ Happy or sad... ♪
940
00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:36,608
EMCEE:
Medaling in an unprecedented
941
00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:39,349
three categories,
including a first
942
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,395
in "Hottest Assistant,"
a second
943
00:40:41,395 --> 00:40:44,354
in "Most Eligible Bachelor
Over 50"
944
00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,139
and another first
in "Hottest Couple,"
945
00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:49,229
the winner and new champion
946
00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:51,797
of the Lockober
Spring Gala Event goes to...
947
00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:54,930
the Law Offices of Harriet Korn!
948
00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:57,629
[cheering]
949
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,505
Oh, my God!
950
00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:05,985
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
951
00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:18,780
OLLIE:
So, the big question--
952
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,695
if you had
lost the bet,
953
00:41:20,695 --> 00:41:22,088
would we have
still had to pay?
954
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:25,265
Maybe not.[laughter]
955
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:26,179
I mean, it'’s
unenforceable.
956
00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:27,615
But it doesn'’t matter.
957
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,008
I just wanted
to beat that putz.
958
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,575
Firm.
Excuse me?
959
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:31,793
Nothing.
Congrats, Harry.
960
00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:36,885
Big win.
961
00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,365
[laughter]
962
00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:39,975
All came down
to my legs.
963
00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:41,411
TOMMY:
Ooh.
964
00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:44,502
Ow!
Ah, listen,
I'’m sorry.
965
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,678
to ask you guys to parade
yourselves out like that.
966
00:41:46,678 --> 00:41:50,595
I apologize.
967
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:52,161
HARRY:
Gwynnie.
968
00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,728
We heard you won.
969
00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:55,600
We did.
As did you, I'’m told.
970
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,079
Congrats.
Thanks.
971
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,081
We medaled in three categories.
972
00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:01,040
You are a hot, sexy firm.
973
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,085
We are.
974
00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:04,652
And you know what else?
975
00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:07,002
We'’re a fine family, too.
976
00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:08,569
TOMMY:
Ah, cheers.
977
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,314
♪ The bittersweet
between my teeth ♪
978
00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:19,014
♪ Trying to find
the in-between ♪
979
00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:25,630
♪ Fall back in love eventually ♪
980
00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:30,156
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
981
00:42:31,723 --> 00:42:33,899
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
982
00:42:33,899 --> 00:42:37,598
Captioning sponsored by
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983
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:41,907
and TOYOTA.
984
00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:44,779
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
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985
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:18,987
Score! Score! Score! Boom!Stinker!
986
00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:20,467
[woman groans]
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