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So, did you ask mom?

Yeah, I asked her.

I worked double shifts
at the shelter

and swapped some days around

so I could get time off,

and I have my paper
written for class

a week ahead of time,
and it's really good,

and my ticket is standby,

so it'll hardly cost anything.

So... Can I?

Your mother and I
talked it over, and, well,

we don't know any reason
why you shouldn't

come home for a weekend
if that's what you want.

Really? I can come?

Of course you can come.

But you will be going back
on Sunday, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

So, may I speak to Robbie?

Yeah. I'll get him. It's Mary.

- Is she coming?
- Yeah.

She wants to talk to Robbie.

Congratulations.
You're about to reap

what you have sown.

Hi, Mary.

Dad's going to get Robbie.

Right.

Oh, Mary, we can't wait
to see you.

I can't wait, either.

He's doing really great, huh?

Robbie?

Yeah, of course, Robbie.

Yeah, he's doing just fine.

And you all like him now, right?

Yes, we like him.

- Who's on the phone?
- It's Mary.

She's coming home this weekend.

Is that a good idea?

- Hi.
- Hi. Uh, where's Robbie?

I don't know, um,
but ruthie's here.

It's Mary. She's coming
home for the weekend.

Is that a good idea?

Hi. It's ruthie.

Hi, ruthie. Uh, where's Robbie?

Hi, Mary.

Hey, guess what?

My parents are letting me
fly in for the weekend.

Mary's coming home?

Is that a good idea?

It wasn't my idea.
It was her idea.

She is still part of the family.

Hey, I can't wait to see ya.

Well, you'll see me
tomorrow night.

♪ I'm gonna see Robbie ♪

♪ I'm gonna see Robbie, Whoo! ♪

♪ I'm gonna see Robbie ♪

♪ 7th heaven ♪

♪ When I see their happy faces
smilin' back at me ♪

♪ 7th heaven ♪

♪ I know there's
no greater feelin' ♪

♪ Than the love of a family ♪

♪ Where can you go ♪

♪ When the world
don't treat you right? ♪

♪ The answer is home ♪

♪ That's the one place
that you'll find ♪

♪ 7th heaven ♪

♪ Mmm, 7th heaven ♪

♪ 7th heaven ♪

Hello! I'm home!

Hello!

Hello, hello, hello, I'm home!

Oh!

Oh! How was your flight?

It was perfect.

No one sat in the seat
next to me,

so I got an extra bag
of peanuts.

Where's Robbie?

Oh, he called.
He's running late.

One of the kids
at the day-care center

had a problem
with a soccer match.

And Lucy?

Uh, well, she's gonna

take care of the other kids

until their parents pick them up

while Robbie takes the
kid with the problem

to get some help.

Matt?

- He's working.
- Yeah.

Simon?

He's here.

Well, I don't see him.

Well, he's not dressed.

He's trying to figure out
what to wear tonight.

A bunch of the kids are
going over to Sasha's house.

Now, Sasha's a senior,

so it's a very big deal
to get invited.

Is it a bigger deal
than my coming home?

You'll have to meet Sasha,

and then you can draw
your own conclusion.

Well, where's ruthie?

Does she know I'm home?

Annie: Oh, yeah, I told her.
She's upstairs.

She's probably
working on her homework.

You know how much
she loves that new school.

Ok, well, I guess
I'll, um, just take

my stuff upstairs
and get settled in,

not that anyone cares.

- Oh, we care.
- Oh, we care.

Oh, baby. Mare.

It's great to see you.

That's an awfully big
bag for a weekend.

Yeah, I was thinking
the same thing.

This visit is making me
very, very anxious.

Me, too, but I think
we have to look at this

as a chance to examine whether
or not we did the right thing.

Right thing
when we sent Mary away

or when you let Robbie move in?

Let's go with both.

Hmm.

You don't think
that in the excitement

of seeing each other again,

that they might try...

You know, I mean, they
wouldn't do anything...

Stupid?

- He wouldn't dare.
- Would she?

Hey, Mary, how's it goin'?

How's it goin'?

I'm gone for 3 months,
and I get a "how's it goin'?"

Nice.

Hiya, kid.

Just a sec.

I wanna finish this paragraph.

Looks like you moved in.

Practically. I've been
up here for months, you know.

Yeah, I know.

You're not planning
on staying, are you?

You're not, are you?

I love it up here.

So, how'd the game go?

Robbie's team won,
but georgy has his face

pushed into the grass
one too many times,

and the kid's allergic to grass.

He's allergic to everything.

Hello.

Oh! Mary, hi.

How's it going?

How's it going?

Citrus? You can
be allergic to citrus?

As far as I know,
you can be allergic

to practically anything.

Hello! I'm home!

The kid's mom said he'd be fine.

She should come to the
games once in a while.

He's really good.

I love kids, but I'm not
crazy about parents.

You're crazy about my parents.

Yeah, but that's different.

Why, because
they're Mary's parents?

Just so you know,
I'm really nervous

about her coming home.

Well, you shouldn't be
if you're not planning

on doing anything wrong.

That's not why I'm nervous.

I'm not planning
on doing anything,

especially anything
that wouldn't meet

with the family's approval.

We'll see.
I have to get back to work.

Hey, what's going on?

Nothing.

Did you lose something?

I might have misplaced
a couple of bucks.

Maybe it fell out of my pocket.

Well, I didn't see
any money in the laundry.

Would you like me to check?

No, no, no, don't check.

It's ok.

Ok.

Well, if you just need
a couple of bucks

so you can go out tonight,

I can lend you some money
until you find yours.

We're not going anywhere.

We're just hanging out
at Sasha's, watching movies.

And it's just a couple of bucks.

So, you don't
really need any money

so you can go out and hang out

with a bunch of kids
and watch movies.

You'd just like to find

the aforementioned
couple of bucks?

Yes.

Ok.

He's dating Sasha.

No, he's not dating Sasha.

We told him he couldn't date.

He could go out in a group.

He can be friends with Sasha.

Friends. That's it.

Well, maybe we should have said

he couldn't be friends with her.

That's it.

That wouldn't be nice.

Well, it might not be nice.

It would be safe.

I think you're placing
your lack of trust

with the wrong party here.

The wrong party
being Mary or Robbie?

I'm going to have to go

with Mary being the wrong party.

The world is upside down.

No, just our world.

Hey, how's it goin'?

Whoa. What was that?

How's it goin'?

How's it going?!

What is this?

Isn't anyone happy to see me?

Of course I'm happy to see you.

Then how about showing it?

Ok.

That is "happy to see you."

And that is
what I came home for.

Did Mary come through here?

About 2 seconds ago.

What's up?

I was hoping
this weekend was about

Mary visiting her family,
not Mary visiting me.

I had nothing to do with her
leaving in the first place,

and I don't want to be her
motivation for coming home.

Have you told Mary any of this?

I never got a chance.

Well, go tell her.

But what do I do

if she, you know,
kisses me again?

Oh, didn't we all know
this was gonna happen?

Nothing is gonna happen.

I was just saying...

It's just that
when she kisses me...

Never mind.

What are you doing?

Is this yours?

Please, is this yours?
Let this be yours.

No, it's not mine. Why?

Why did you
want this to be mine?

Well, I didn't want it
to be yours exactly,

but I didn't want it to belong

to who I think
it could belong to.

Where'd you find it?

In the dirty clothes hamper.

Did you look inside
for identification?

I mean, not that we don't know
who this belongs to.

I'm gunna kill him.

I didn't want to go snooping

through someone's wallet.

You already snooped
through someone's wallet.

But by accident.

There's nothing but the
photo of the wallet family

and a couple bucks.

Look, I know it's his.

I don't need to see the I.D.

It's Robbie's,
and I'm gonna kill him.

Are you sure?

Who else could it belong to?

Simon?

So it's Robbie's.

Is it any of our business?

Yes, it's our business.
Mary's home.

I knew we couldn't
trust this guy.

But he seems trustworthy.

Seems? Seems trustworthy?

That's how he seduced
Mary in the first place...

By appearing to be trustworthy.

Now he's seduced
the whole family.

Well, not me.

I knew the guy was up to no good

the day he moved in.

He thinks he's so slick

with his little
homeless routine...

The hard-working prodigal son

come home to the camdens
to be good. Ha!

Well, we've got him now,
haven't we? Hmm?

Am I driving you?

No. Sasha's picking me up.

Oh. I just thought if Sasha

was having a lot of people over,

she might not want
to leave the house.

Why not?

I'm sure her parents
can answer the door.

He's got you there.

Maybe you ought
to take the boys upstairs

and give me
a chance to talk to Simon

before Sasha comes.

You're gonna go upstairs, ok?

All right. Bye.

You're never gonna get away with

whatever you're
trying to get away with.

Are you trying
to get away with something?

No, I'm not.

If I didn't want you
to know where I was going,

I'd just make something up.

Something like what?

A lie?

I'd just say that...

I was going to see a movie
with some friends.

That wouldn't be a lie.

And if I asked you what movie?

I'd say the sixth sense.

And I'd say the sixth sense
isn't playing anywhere.

So you're watching
at someone's house?

And I'd say of course
we're watching it

at someone's house.

And I'd ask whose house?

And I'd say the Simpsons' house.

Is that Sasha's
last name? Simpson?

Yeah. -If I hadn't
asked you anything,

you'd be leaving out a lot.

So... You'd be lying.

Yes, I would be,

but I'm not.

I'm capable of lying,
but I don't lie.

Honest. I'm not
doing anything wrong.

And yet I just
have this feeling...

It's just a gut feeling... that...

You might be.

Shouldn't you be focusing
your gut feelings

on someone else
in the house right now?

Hi.

So, let's go.

Well, just a second.

Uh, what movie
are you gonna be watching?

Oh, there's, like, a hundred
movies at my house to choose from.

My dad's a movie nut.

But since Simon wants
to see the sixth sense,

that's probably
what we'll watch.

Are you picking up
the other kids?

Simon's the only one that
doesn't have his license yet.

I remember how it was
before I got my license.

My parents had to drive
me everywhere,

real bummer.

Yeah, it can
really make you feel

like a taxi driver.

Oh. I meant for the kid.

It's terrible having
to be driven everywhere.

Right.

So, good night.

So, do you need us
to pick you up?

After all, Sasha was nice enough

to drive all the way
over here once.

I'd hate for her to have
to drive over here twice,

especially if it's late.

Oh, it won't be late,
and I don't mind.

I enjoy every minute
I get to spend with Simon.

Good night.

So do you live a long way away?

Dad.

No, we live in that big house
at the end of dorman drive.

You know, the one that stayed
on the market forever?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. It had to have

so much work done,
no one else wanted it,

but my parents
just fell in love with it.

So, did they fix it up
themselves?

Your dad is so cute.

Ok, good night.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a date.

Do you know where Robbie is?

He's upstairs talking to Mary.

Mary's room, talking to her?

Is that a good idea?

I sent him up there.

Weren't you the one who said

we just have to look
at this visit

as a test to see if you've
done the right thing?

We've done. We...

We've done the right thing.

Don't you want
some of the credit?

I trust him.

I trust him, too.

Both: I don't trust her.

Again, the world is upside down.

It's not mine.

Well, it's not mine,

and I'm pretty sure
it's not my dad's,

and I'm pretty sure it's yours.

There is another guy
in the house.

It's not Simon's.

He's 15. What would
Simon be doing

with something like this?

What any guy's doing
with something like that.

He's having safe sex,

or he's prepared
to have safe sex.

I know Simon a little
better than you do,

and it's ridiculous to think

that Simon might be...

Well, it's ridiculous.

Maybe that's the problem.
You're too close to him,

so it just seems ridiculous.

You know what I think?

I think this is a diversion.

Yeah, I sprang
that wallet on you.

Now you're trying to get
me to talk about anything

other than the fact
that your being here

has just been some sort of plot

to get my sister
back to that motel

where you can have
your way with her.

Have my way with her?

No wonder Simon doesn't
talk to you about women.

You sound like you just
stepped out of an old movie.

And now once again,
you attempt to sidetrack

the conversation I want to have

with a conversation you want
to have about old movies.

May I see your wallet, please?

The one you claim
you haven't lost?

The one that would prove
this is not your wallet?

Guilty as charged.

I'm not guilty,

and you're mental.

This is crazy.

I'm not stupid enough to try

something with Mary
a second time.

I'm a completely different
man since that happened.

I don't think so.

How can you not think so

after spending
this much time with me?

Because you're very slick.

You confuse people.
Like right now,

I don't know if this
is really your wallet,

Simon's wallet,
or if it's even a wallet,

all I know is I don't trust you.

Fine...

Then tell me what you
want me to do here

so that you can
start trusting me.

Well, I'm never gonna trust you.

But...

But if I were gonna trust you,

you'd have to remain
in plain sight

whenever you're with my sister.

How am I gonna do that?

Why don't you and Mary stay home

and play a board game?

A nice family-friendly
board game.

Include a couple
of other people,

and when Simon gets home,

we'll find out whether or not

you're telling the truth
about this wallet

and what's inside this wallet,

if indeed it's a wallet.

You'd rather believe
that it's not a wallet

than it's Simon's wallet?

Yeah.

Fine, but a board game?

Yes.

Hey, you can't get in trouble
with a board game.

Ok, I'll ask Mary,
but I don't think

she's gonna want to
play a board game.

I think she's gonna want to
spend time alone with me.

- She already said so.
- How do you do it?

How do you always make it
about someone else?

Ok, ok, I'll ask her.

Don't ask her.

You tell her.

Are you looking for me?

No, I'm not looking at you.

I said for me. Are
you looking for me?

Did you want
to ask me something?

We're gonna stay home tonight

and play a board game.

Was that Matt's lame idea?

No, we're not staying home
and playing board games.

I'll be ready in 10 minutes.

It's a great place
you have here.

Yeah. I couldn't believe it

when my parents
bought this house

and told me the
guesthouse was all mine.

So, when's everyone
else coming over?

No one else is coming over.

I just didn't think
your parents would approve

of our spending
the evening alone together.

We've talked about
being alone enough.

I figured it was time
to do something about it.

Oh yeah..

Well we have benn doing a lot of
talking.

A lot of talking.

So, it's pretty much
just the two of us?

Yep. Just the two of us.

And your parents don't
mind if I'm here, do they?

No. They totally trust me.

Oh. Well, that's good.

Yeah.

Do you want some music?

A-aren't we gonna watch a movie?

Maybe later.

Can I get a glass of water?

I'm a little thirsty.

You can have anything you want.

You're Simon, Simon Camden.

Where did ruthie go?

She went back downstairs.

Why do I get the feeling

that she is not exactly
happy to see me?

Oh, you know how it is

when you've been away
for a long time

and you come home.

No. How is it?

You just have to give us

a little reentry time to adjust.

You had 18 years with me here

and 3 months with me not here.

How much time do you guys
think you need to adjust?

Well, what you said was true,

but for most of the time,
Robbie wasn't here.

In fact, he was never here

except to pick you up
or bring you home,

but now he's here,
and you're here.

You didn't just think things

were gonna be the same, did you?

No, I actually thought
things were gonna be better.

I thought everyone would
be happy to have me here,

especially Robbie,

and I'm not even sure

if Robbie is happy
to have me home.

We're all happy
to have you here.

And Robbie's
definitely the happiest

and the most prepared.

Ok, you are all over the place.

Spit it out, because
I'm in a hurry.

To do what? -To go
out with Robbie.

Where you going? -Anywhere
outside of the house

where we can be alone.

Alone, whose idea was that?

It was my idea.

You sure it was your idea?

Yes. I wanna talk to Robbie
alone, and I have a plan.

A plan huh?

I always love your wacky plans.
Let's hear it.

Well, I'm going
to let Robbie hear it,

and then you can all hear it.

Does it involve... Sex?

What?

Does your plan involve s-sex?

With?

Robbie.

Why would you say that?

I found his wallet,

and there was something in it.

Oh. No, no, no, no.

If he has something
in his wallet,

then it's just something

that he has in his wallet,

and it's not because I am home.

It is not for me.

Although...

If he were thinking
about, well...

I can't say I'd be upset.

What?! Last year, you punched
him for thinking about...

Well...

Yeah, I did.

And this year?

And this year, I might
consider it helpful.

I-it might be helpful if he was

thinking of me in that way.

I mean, I was only
thinking of kissing him,

and I would never do
anything more than that,

but I'm just saying...

You're just saying what?

You plan to seduce him
into your wacky plan?

We've talked enough.

You know how difficult it is

when you've been
away a long time.

What are you doing?

Oh, I thought if we
found Simon's money,

we could take it to him.

You know, in case he needs it.

No, we can't.

As much as
we'd like to, we can't.

Can't what?

Uh, you haven't found
some money, have you?

Was the money in a wallet?

I don't know. Simon said
he lost some money.

I guess it could've
been in a wallet.

Why? Did you find a wallet?

Yeah, but I'm not sure
it's Simon's.

Is this Simon's?

It could be Simon's.

Yeah, but is it Simon's?

Well, it must be. Although,

why wouldn't he have
said he lost a wallet

if his money was in a wallet?

We're off. We're going
down to the promenade.

What happened to the board game?

We're not playing board games.
Good night.

So, it's the promenade.
That's nice.

Have a good time.

Good night.

Why don't I just take
this over to Sasha's

and see if it is Simon's?

Why would you do that?

It's just a bunch of people
watching a film, right?

Well...

Do you two know something
that I don't know?

No.

Look, I don't even know
whose wallet it is, ok?

I was just trying
to be helpful, that's all.

Simon lost his wallet.

I wanna know what's going on.

Obviously, we're gonna have

to find out for ourselves.

But it wasn't my wallet.

You don't have to lie.

I'm not lying. I'm not guilty.

Did you have that in your wallet

because you thought
that something

might happen between
the two of us

or because you still
had it in your wallet

because you went out with
Cheryl for Valentine's?

This has nothing to with Cheryl.

It has nothing to do
with you, either.

I'm not guilty of anything,
so stop accusing me.

Fine. I'm not gonna
force the issue

if you don't want
to talk about it.

It's not my issue, because
I'm not guilty of anything.

It's Simon's wallet.

Right.

Sasha is a lot older than Simon.

She's experienced,
and she's selfish.

She's also beautiful,

and she makes Simon
feel like a cool guy.

So what is so outrageous

about Simon being
responsible and prepared?

He's 15! Just 15.

A lot of 15-year-old kids
are having sex.

Not Simon...

And I don't care how
seductive Sasha may be,

she is not gonna
completely change.

Simon's sense of right
and wrong in one night.

It can happen in one moment.

No, it can't.

Anything is possible.

Well, I'm happy
you feel that way,

because I want to talk to you

about another possibility.

I have a plan.

Can the plan wait?
Because I think

we should go find
Simon right now

and talk to him
before anything happens.

Nothing is gonna happen.

I hope not, because
he lost his wallet.

Ok.

Tell me your plan first,

and then we'll go find Simon,

because that's my plan...
To find Simon.

Remember when you wanted
to get married

and I thought it was too soon

and I needed
to find out who I am

and what I want out of life?

Yeah.

So, what do you think
Simon is doing?

I'm sure Simon and Sasha

and all the other boys and girls

are having a very nice time

watching the movie together.

She came over to get him
all by herself.

Simon told us

that they were
watching the movie

with a group of people,

and I am going to believe him

until I find out otherwise.

How are you gonna
find out otherwise?

I thought dad went
to get ice cream.

He did.

He was going straight there
and coming straight back.

He should be here any second.

Sorry. Traffic.

Traffic?

What? There was traffic.

You think there wasn't traffic?

I think you were spying.

That's ridiculous.

You spied on me, and you
spied on Mary before.

Why can't you spy on Simon?

Don't you think that's
kind of a double standard?

No, I think it's a
lesson well-learned.

What lesson? I was doing

just what you thought I'd
be doing, making out.

No, you were doing what I
thought Mary would be doing,

which surprised me,
at least the first time.

I think we'd all be surprised

if Simon is not making out.

- I wouldn't.
- I'll help you

in the kitchen
with the ice cream.

No, no. I've got
plastic spoons and...

Yes, that would be lovely.

Yes.

So, did you go by there?

By where?

Well, by Sasha's.

Why would I go by Sasha's?

Because it's on the way
to get ice cream

if you choose to go that way.

What do you know
that I don't know?

Look, we both know that
he's not watching a movie

with a bunch of people.

And how do we know that?

What don't we both know,

and what do you know
that I don't know,

and what's the deal
with the wallet?

Lucy found it in the hamper.

So?

So?

I think we should pick up Simon.

You did go by there.

Well, it was on the way,

and it looked like
no one was home.

Wait. Where is what
was in the wallet?

I took it out of the wallet.

Well, Simon had already
left for his date anyway,

and maybe we're just
jumping to conclusions.

Maybe it's Robbie's wallet.

Well, did you ask Robbie
if it's his wallet?

Yes. Well, he says it's not,

but he's Robbie.

He's carrying around
his money in a rubber band,

you know, so maybe he just
doesn't want to admit it,

especially since Mary's home,

but it could be Robbie's wallet.

Did you swing by the promenade?

Well, the dairy shack
is at the promenade.

I had to swing by the promenade.

The promenade was
a legitimate stop.

And?

And nowhere in sight. Of course,

they could've been at the movies

or the bookstore or having
a pizza or something.

Lucy says Mary's
got some wacky plan.

Better not involve
what was in that wallet.

They gave me the wrong order.
I'll go back.

All: I'll go with you.

Uh, you're not going out
again for ice cream

without taking all of us.

Why don't we all go?

Why not? The family that
spies together, stays together.

Oh, all right.
Let's go with them!

Aah!

You're not mad, are you?

If you don't want
to come to buffalo,

you don't want
to come to buffalo.

You really come up
with some wacky plans.

You know that, don't you?

What is so crazy about
your moving to buffalo?

Buffalo is a great city,

and there's lots
of good schools there

that you could go to... With me.

And the director
of the homeless shelter

thought it was a great idea

to get a sports program
funded for the children,

and he got the money
almost immediately.

They just need a guy
to run the program,

a guy like you...

And you'd be doing just
what you're doing here,

only we could
see each other there,

and we could get to know
each other again.

It's a little cold
for me in buffalo.

So, the weather's a challenge.

It builds character.

I'd rather build character

while living
in your parents' house.

Fine, but just so you know,

I'm not coming back here.

Well, not permanently, anyway.

I like living in buffalo.

Never? You're never
moving back here?

Why do you say that?

I got a new start when I moved.

People don't know all the
stupid things that I did here.

They like me.

They think I'm responsible,
and they trust me.

You can't imagine
how good that feels

to have people trust me again.

Yes. Yes, I can.

That's why I can't do anything

to jeopardize my relationship
with your family.

I can't take off
and go to buffalo.

They trust me now, but they
wouldn't trust me then.

I can't do it. I just can't.

If we could just get our
lives on track together,

then maybe one day,
we could get married

and have a family of our own.

Maybe and maybe not.

Isn't that what you want?

I do. I want that.

I'm still in love with you,

and if we try,
I think we can make it.

We can have just
what my mom and dad have...

The kind of marriage
that lasts a lifetime.

I'm happy everything's
working out for you.

I really am...

And I care for you. I really do,

but I can't be responsible
for your life,

for our lives together

until I can be
responsible for myself.

And I'm not there yet.

But you're getting there.

I didn't have what
you had growing up.

I didn't have someone
setting boundaries

a-and showing me
what is clearly right

and what is clearly wrong.

You think I just
learned that from TV

or something, but I didn't.

My parents did the best they
could for who they are,

but who they are is 2 people

who are no more capable of
creating a functional family

than their parents were.

I mean, my mom always wanted
to be my best friend.

I didn't need a best friend.
I needed a mother.

And my father, heh heh!

He was never around,
but when he was,

he was a real jerk.

Well, you and I
are not your parents.

And we're not your
parents, either...

And while you may have a shot

at having the kind of
relationship your parents have,

I'm not so sure I do.

It takes more than wanting.
It takes doing,

and I've got a lot to do.

Well, what have you
got to do? I'll help you.

I gotta go find Simon.

Can you help me with that?

Do you think Mary and Robbie
will ever get married?

- I do.
- Honestly, no, I don't.

- Why not?
- Because I think

they're very young, and
they've got a lot to do

before they settle down.

Robbie wants
to get a college degree,

maybe even a master's, you know,

and he's been talking about

volunteering to teach in an
inner-city program, and...

And Mary?

Well, she's enjoying
the class she's taking,

and maybe this'll
get her interested

in choosing some field of study,

and then she'll go to college,

and who knows?

What if she doesn't
want to do nothing

but follow Robbie around?

Anything.

It sounds more pathetic

when you say the double
negative, don't it?

Oh, stop that.

This is it.

So, you insist that busting
in on Simon's date

is the right thing to do?

I'll give you all the
facts when we get home.

Oh. Well, just for the
record, I'm against it,

no matter what the facts are.

- You'll change your mind.
- No, I won't.

You might.

You know why we're here?

You all know why we're here?

Everybody knows but me?

I don't, and Sam
and David don't.

Of course, they sleep
through most of life,

so they don't know much anyway.

Does it have something
to do with sex?

Does it?

Drive! Drive!

With me! Drive with me!

Hey, wasn't that...

Why don't you take
the ice cream home?

I'll catch up with those two.

Simon!

Matt!

Dad!

What's going on?

What's goin' on?

Were you spying on me?

Was the whole family
spying on me?

Wait for me!

Is this your wallet?

Yeah, it's my wallet.

And just...

Where did you get a condom?

I'd rather not say.

Me. I gave it to him.

It's not his fault. I asked him.

No, it's my fault.
I gave it to you.

I should've talked
to your dad first.

Then why on earth didn't you?

Because if he asked for it,
I figured he needed it,

and so whether he should or
shouldn't be having sex...

And obviously you shouldn't...

I just didn't want
anything bad to happen.

I'm sorry. I was wrong.

Simon, haven't we always
talked about sex?

In the abstract.

But that's why we talk
about it in the abstract...

So that one day,
when it becomes personal,

you'll feel free to keep
on talking about it.

I... i knew what you'd say.

I knew you'd say
I was too young.

Well, you are too young.

Dad, being too young

has nothing to do with this.

How's that?

The opportunity was there.

Too young or not, it
made me feel like a man

just to have that opportunity.

I mean, that's what men do.
Men have sex.

Well, men say no to sex

when they have the opportunity

and it's not
the right thing to do.

Dad, I know that. I said no.

Well, thank you
for being responsible.

When I got there,

no one else was there,

and Sasha had plans

other than watching a movie
with a bunch of people.

I told her I didn't want to lie.

I told her I didn't
want to say one thing

and then do another,

and she respected that.

So we made some phone
calls, and I made it right.

I also appreciate that.

I just don't understand

why you couldn't
have trusted me.

I'm the one
who didn't trust you.

Actually, I didn't
trust you, either.

I'm... I'm sorry.

Forget it. I'm the one
who didn't trust me.

Look, face it.
No one trusted you.

I know your
intentions were good,

but there are some things

that should be left
up to the parents.

I realize that,

so thank you
for not yelling at me

or kicking me out or something.

I'm trying. I really am.

I honestly don't always
know the right thing to do,

as stupid as that may sound.

In those cases,

it's ok to ask someone
who you trust

to know what's right or wrong.

Is there something else?

What's going on with Mary?

Oh, she had this wacky plan.

So, why didn't you ask me?

Because he raised you.

Right.

I was so sure it was Robbie's.

I feel so bad
for not trusting him.

I'll be out of your
way in no time.

I'm just getting
a drink of water.

And, um, by the way,
it was Robbie's.

At least, in a way.

Simon asked him for it,
and he gave it to him.

See ya.

No, stay. What were you saying?

Simon thought that Sasha
might want to have sex,

so he wanted it just in case.

- What?
- That's what Robbie said,

and he was afraid not
to give it to him.

Ok, that's gonna
be a long walk home,

and I'm gonna want
to have a long talk

with Simon when he gets home.

No, come on. Stay.

Talk to us.

Yeah. Tell us what happened
with you and Robbie.

Nothing happened.

You want to know anything else?

What's goin' on?

Nothing.

I just... i feel a
little on the outside.

Well, we feel a little
on the outside, too.

It's strange
knowing you have this life

that none of us
knows anything about.

We want to know all about it,

but we don't want
to ask too much,

because we don't
want you to think

that we don't trust you.

But you... You don't trust me.

No.

We're still recuperating
from the last year. Sorry.

We want to trust you. We do.

What do you want to know?

We want to know
why you came home

all of a sudden
to talk to Robbie.

I saw it as a window
of opportunity.

I figured he saw Cheryl
last week for Valentine's

and it didn't go well,

so I thought I'd make my pitch.

Oh, um, your plan.

My wacky plan.

What was it?

I wanted Robbie
to move to buffalo.

I wanted him to change his life

because I don't want
to change my life,

but I want to be with him...

And to tell you the truth,

I would've just called,

but I thought
if he were to see me

and if the two of us
were to kiss,

and if he was...

Seduced?

Yeah, but... but
not with sex. Just...

Sex, promises of sex,
things leading up to sex...

All these things
are very powerful.

Well, I was gonna try
and just be nice,

but I didn't think that
that would be enough

to convince him
to move across country.

Are you kidding?

No.

Don't you think
whether you're pretending

to be nice to get your way

or trying to be sexy
to get your way,

neither is
the right thing to do?

Of course, just being nice
is safer than sex, but...

Why would you want to do
either of those things?

You see it all around.

Women being so darn appealing

that men just can't
control themselves.

I mean, what does that
say about men and women?

It says that women
can't be honest enough

to say what they want.

It says women
can't be smart enough

to get what they want

without trickery and deceit.

It says that men have
uncontrollable animal instincts

and that they're stupid.

You see how bad
that is for everybody?

But I know he seriously
likes kissing me.

That's fine. As long as it's
just kissing, that's fine,

but it's not fine
to use the fact

that he likes kissing you

to coerce him into doing
something he doesn't want to do.

I think my point is
he does want to do.

We all want to do...

But we all know when it's right

and when it's
not right to have sex.

Yeah.

And we've got
another caller on the line.

Who's this?

I'd rather not say.

All right, mystery lady,
what can we do for you?

You can remind everyone
that it's never too early

to talk to your children
about sex.

After all, you don't want
them picking up information

on the streets or from
a houseguest or on TV.

You want the information

to come straight from you,
the parents, right?