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Magnificent, isn't it?
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One of the last living Sumatran tigers.
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Untamed, endangered,
and for sale to the highest bidder.
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Who will open at $100,000?
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We have 100,000.
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Of course, the beast's whiskers
and teeth are worth that alone.
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Three hundred thousand?
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Those who know barbecued tiger heart
means good eating
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know their customers will pay
for such exotic meals.
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One million.
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Two million. Three.
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- Four million-- Oh!
- Twenty
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years to life up the river.
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You're a long way from Gotham,
Batman.
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But never far from crime, Catman.
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Tear him to pieces.
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Yeah!
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Release him, Catman. Now.
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As you wish.
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Look, the tiger appreciates your concern,
Batman.
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He's coming to thank you.
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Mangy mutt.
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Call him off.
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For crimes against nature, Catman,
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there's a cage waiting for you
at Blackgate prison.
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Heel. Good boy.
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Well, you deserve it.
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Worked like a charm.
Let's load up and blow.
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And suddenly,
dramatically framed in the doorway,
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is the Dark Knight himself.
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I don't need a play-by-play.
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I didn't say anything.
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Drop the money
and give yourselves up.
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Okay, Batman.
We know when we're licked.
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Oh, no, no. You're making it too easy.
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Grab those bags. Rush him.
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Look, it ain't me doing this.
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I think I believe you.
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- Oh, sorry.
- Don't apologize.
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Hit him again.
He's Batman. He can take it.
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We give up.
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Oh, man. You guys aren't even trying.
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I need to raise the stakes.
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Sweet, now try the same trick
on these guys.
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Better move it.
Those swords are sharp.
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Ooh. Flat-sided defensive attack.
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No heads go flying,
but it stings in the morning.
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Enough. Show yourself.
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All you had to do is ask, Batman.
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After all, I'm your number one fan.
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My fan?
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The biggest.
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And they call you...?
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My real name's unpronounceable
to humans,
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but you can call me Bat-Mite.
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Okay. Well, then...
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That was really cool,
the way you took care of those ninjas.
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I bet you could take on
three times as many.
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- You're not from around here, are you?
- I'm from the fifth dimension.
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Beings from my realm have powers
that you 3-Ds take for magical.
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A friend of mine in Metropolis
told me about menaces like you.
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I'm not a menace.
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You're my hero.
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Green Arrow's gonna love this.
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Green Arrow? Pee-yooh!
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Flash, Plastic Man, please.
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They're not fit to buff your Batarang.
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I got tired of watching those losers
take up valuable screen time.
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So I'm here to help you take your rightful
place as the greatest hero of all time.
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Go home, kid.
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I think we'll start with your costume.
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What's wrong with my costume?
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It's all wrong.
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Imposing, but too Dracula.
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Too dashing.
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Too campy.
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Too icky.
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Too confusing.
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- Too psycho.
- Stop.
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I don't fight crime because I want praise
as a hero.
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I do it because there are criminals out there
too dangerous for police to handle.
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Now you're talking.
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I'll put you in a fight
with the most powerful villain ever
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and the world will see
how great you are at taking him down.
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Here he is, Gorilla Grodd.
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Ah. Overexposed.
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I know. Solomon Grundy.
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No, Shaggy Man.
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- Calendar Man.
- Calendar Man.
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Calendar Man?
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Now, if 30 days hath September...
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Batman? But how?
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I hadn't even begun
my new holiday crime spree.
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I'll explain later. Take a dive.
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Uh... Oof?
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There,
I defeated your villain of choice.
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Now, will you go home?
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Whoa, whoa, that was never a fair fight.
You've got skills and weapons.
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All he's got is a daily planner.
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Let's bump him up a notch.
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Calendar Man.
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You are now Calendar King
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with the power to bring
any holiday icon to life.
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Really?
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- Live the dream, big shot.
- Yes.
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I'll take an army
of Halloween jack-o'-lanterns.
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A legion of biker Santas.
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And a company of uber-patriotic
Uncle Sams.
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Happy holidays, Batman.
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This is so cool.
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Well played, caped crusader.
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Seems you need reinforcements.
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What to send next?
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Killer robot leprechauns?
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Angry pilgrims?
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I have it.
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Mutant Easter bunnies.
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Easter bunnies?
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- Really?
- What's wrong with bunnies?
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I'm just having second thoughts.
121
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All these creatures might be
too over the top to be Batman villains.
122
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I really don't see how.
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Let's see
what other Batman fan boys think.
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Yes, you've got a question?
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I always felt Batman was best suited in
the role of gritty, urban, crime detective.
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But now you guys have him up
against Santas and Easter bunnies.
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I'm sorry, but that's not my Batman.
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Possibly correct,
maybe we need some testing
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- to see if it's...
- It's gonna be okay.
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Here, read this.
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"Batman's rich history allows him
to be interpreted in a multitude of ways.
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To be sure,
this is a lighter incarnation,
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but it's no less valid and true
to the character's roots
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as the tortured avenger
crying out for Mommy and Daddy."
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And besides, those Easter bunnies
looked really scary, right?
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- True that.
- Really scary.
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Meh.
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Okay then,
mutant bunnies are a go.
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What's left to throw at him?
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A squadron of scolding mothers-- Oh!
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Yay! I knew you could do it.
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Where did he go?
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Oh, back to wherever it was
I plucked him from.
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00:11:16,998 --> 00:11:20,251
Now, let's talk Killer Moth.
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Wait, Bat-Mite.
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If you truly value my abilities--
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Oh, I do. I do.
You know I do, Batman.
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You wouldn't want me to waste them
in pointless fights, would you?
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No, not really.
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Then we both agree it would be best if
you returned to your home dimension
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and let me continue to fight crime
in peace, right?
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- Right, but I still think I could--
- Give you an official Batarang.
153
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And I'll sign it.
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Deal.
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Thanks, pal.
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You're the greatest.
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- What just happened?
- I'm not sure.
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Hey, Bats, did you hear this weird
little voice kind of heckling you?
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No.
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Hi, Ace. You won't believe
what I went through tonight.
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Spent most of it dealing with a weird
little creep from another dimension.
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Right. That's how I feel.
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Don't worry.
I tricked the pest into going home.
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Uh-oh.
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Weird little creep, am I?
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A pest, am I?
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Okay, Batman. I'll show you a pest.
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Stop this, Bat-Mite, now.
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The great Batman. Ha!
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I thought you were my hero.
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All right then. If you won't be my hero,
then you'll be my toy.
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And just like a toy,
I'll play with you until you break.
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That's right, little toy, keep moving.
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It's the only way
you'll stay in one piece.
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The only way, huh?
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Good, I can't wait to see
how you smash that monster.
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I'll bet he uses a Bat-bomb.
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00:14:27,522 --> 00:14:30,650
No, no. He'll use his Bat-ray.
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You're both wacky.
He'll use his Bat-monster repellent.
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Guys, FYI, Batman's just sitting there.
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What gives?
You're not trying to save yourself.
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- That's right.
- Hold everything.
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What are you up to?
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I've had enough.
I'd rather end things here and now
185
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than exist as the plaything
of some all-powerful brat.
186
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But you can't just lie down and die.
You're a hero.
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You're Batman.
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Well, since you know so much about me,
why don't you be Batman?
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Me? That's nuts.
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I can't be Batman, can I?
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You have the power.
Go on, turn yourself into Batman.
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But I couldn't.
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I mean, I've only watched you from afar.
I never dreamed I could actually be--
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- Really?
- Like you told Calendar Man:
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"Live the dream, big shot."
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Yes, I'll do it.
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Now, follow my voice
and do exactly as I say.
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It's nighttime in Gotham City,
sirens wail in an alley.
199
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A caped figure lands on a rooftop.
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This is awesome sauce.
201
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Yeah.
202
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Suddenly, an alarm rings out
at the science museum.
203
00:15:52,148 --> 00:15:53,608
It's Gorilla Grodd.
204
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He's stolen an experimental weapon that
will enhance his mind-control powers.
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Stop him, Batman.
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You must fight him on his own terms.
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Right.
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No, I meant out-think him.
209
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Grodd considers himself a genius first
and an ape second.
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00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:23,763
Out-think him. I'm sure there's a clever
gizmo in my utility belt I can use.
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Gotta be something.
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Irony, good.
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Surrender, criminals.
You can't hide from Batman.
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Mr. Polka-Dot, the Polka-Dot Man.
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Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
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Killer Moth.
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Mr. Zero.
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Kite Man.
219
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And Zebra-Man.
220
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You're all going down!
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Oh, crumbs.
222
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,044
Don't run.
223
00:18:18,252 --> 00:18:20,755
Gather your wits.
Confront your enemies.
224
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I can't.
My imagination is running away with me.
225
00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:31,516
Let me go. Huh?
226
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BAT-MITE
Oh, no. It's Tiger Shark.
227
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This is not going as well as I planned.
228
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So many of them.
I can't fight them all.
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Help me, Batman.
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Are you sure?
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I don't wanna steal the spotlight
from the Dark-Mite detective.
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I'm sure. I'm sure.
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He's doing it.
Maybe if I really concentrate.
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I'm sorry, Batman.
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I'm no hero, just a failure in a playsuit
that my mom made.
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You have powers that put
other magic users to shame.
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Be proud of that.
238
00:21:27,441 --> 00:21:31,737
Someone that powerful
shouldn't blindly follow in my footsteps.
239
00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:33,572
I guess that's true, huh?
240
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Thanks for helping me see the light and
for letting me hang with you for a while.
241
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Whew. What a night.
242
00:21:49,088 --> 00:21:51,382
At least
I sent the little guy home happy.
243
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Hopefully he'll stay there.
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00:21:56,929 --> 00:21:58,347
Just checking.
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That was great.
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Hi, Green Arrow. I'm your biggest fan.
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That's all folks!
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