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Zip it, gruesome.

Don't agitate the prisoner, Gardner.

What? Are you kidding?
Agitating's the best part.

When the Green Lantern Corps
asked me to join

Guy Gardner on his latest assignment,

I knew it was because
they wanted someone for cleanup.

Should this hothead create
another one of his famous messes.

Needless to say,
this mission involved a lot of cleaning.

Watch it, lunkhead.

You watch it.
You nearly stepped on my prisoner.

That's your prisoner?

What did you use to catch him,
a mousetrap or a fly swatter?

Hey, this poozer's
from the planet Kvell.

Does the mean little criminal

need his diaper changed?

Hey, I get these cuffs off, pal,

and I make your face
as ugly as your haircut.

Go soak your head.

Didn't you hear what Kilowog said?

- He's from Kvell.
- And?

And when Kvellians interact
with any form of liquid they get--

Really, really big.

Where is he?

Where is he?

Need a hand, Guy?

No.

Well, maybe.

Hey, you crumb-bums.
Let me out of here.

When I get my hands on you,
I'll tear you limb from limb.

This mess, Gardner,
you're cleaning up.

Let's get out of here!

Really, Green Arrow,
I can handle this myself.

Afraid that I'll show you up again, Bats?

- Again?
- As in always.

As in, in your dreams.

Let's see. I've got 19, 22, 26...

And so have you.

We're tied.

- As if that really matters.
- Of course it doesn't.

So maybe Green Arrow and I
are just a little competitive.

It's not like
we get carried away with it...

much.

Bend, time, bend, then rip apart

Carry us back to home and hearth

We've just been teleported.

Ladies and gentlemen,
the world's greatest detective.

Okay, doc, where are we?

Better to ask, "When are we?"

It is the 5th century A.D.,
the place is Britain, and I...

am Merlin Ambrosius.

No, really. Where are we?

I'm convinced.

You must forgive the suddenness

with which I have brought
you here.

It was a desperate act
by a desperate man.

Not long ago, a student of mine,

King Arthur's half sister,
Morgaine Le Fey,

seeking to wrest the throne
from our beloved king,

gathered her army
and attacked Camelot.

The Knights of the Round Table
fought valiantly,

but they were no match
for Morgaine's enchantments.

Nor, I'm sorry to say, was I.

The student had surpassed the master.

Camelot fell.

All within the castle walls
were ensorcelled,

transformed into things of stone.

And a terrible darkness

fell over the land, but hope remains.

- The sword in the stone.
- Excalibur.

I hid it away years ago
for just such a purpose.

Only Excalibur's magic can defeat Le Fey
and restore our king.

Then why haven't you used it?

Only the one who is worthy
can retrieve it.

And this why you brought us here?

Well, don't keep everyone
in suspense, doc.

Which one of us is the one
who is worthy?

The answer, I'm afraid,
is not so clear.

Merlin must not be allowed
to retrieve the sword.

You know what you must do, my pet.

Jason Blood lives to serve.

It's not Jason Blood I'm interested in.

Change, change, O form of man
Release the might from fleshy mire

Boil the blood in heart of fire

Gone, gone, the form of man

Rise, the demon Etrigan

I turned to mystic runes

to reveal
the one person in all the universe,

beside Arthur himself,

fated to free the sword
from the stone.

Alas, they would only divulge
that either of you

might be the one who is worthy.

Yet, now after seeing you
in the flesh,

it is clear that you, my Dark Knight,
you are our shining hope.

Oh, come on.

Demon's claws will rend and shred,

and soon remove
the Dark Knight's head.

Well, that's 14 for me, Bats.

We're fighting for our lives against
a horde of supernatural creatures.

This isn't the time for infantile games.

Fifteen.

You were my servant once, Etrigan,

before Le Fey's enchantments
stole you from me.

And you shall be my servant again.

Huh?

Twenty-five.

Thirty-one.

These two were to make a mockery
of Queen Morgaine's grand destiny.

But demon power runs unrestrained,
and demon wrath can't be contained.

Merlin, are you all right?

Oh, humiliated, but otherwise intact.

Incompetent slave.

Never send a demon
to do a queen's job.

I have to go now, Arthur.

But don't worry,
my dear beloved brother.

I'll be back soon,
to crush you into rubble.

Etrigan, come.

For the record, Bats, it was my arrow
that nailed the demon.

Nope, Batgrenade took him down.

Think your horse needs a rest
from carrying that enormous ego?

Enough.

We have arrived.

Yonder lies the tower of Excalibur,
where the mystic sword is hidden.

The time has come
for the one who is worthy

to enter the tower
and pluck Excalibur from the stone.

You alone can do this.

You alone?

Sorry, but the last time I checked,

the mystic runes left this one
up for debate.

He's so predictable.

If I turn out to be the one, you're not
gonna take it personally, are you?

Sounds like you're afraid
I'm gonna top you again.

- Again?
- As in always.

As in, in your...

dreams.

Doom.

Uh... Did I forget to mention the ogres
that protect the tower?

Ogres? Plural?

Brothers, I'm afraid.

Mm. Food.

Hot.

Wait for it.

The spirits of the tower have borne
witness to your victory, Dark Knight.

His victory?

You may now enter
and retrieve Excalibur.

Camelot is saved.

Not just yet, Merlin.

Excalibur's magic reigns here,
Morgaine.

No sorcery can prevent he who is worthy
from reaching his destiny.

My dear teacher,
I have no intention of stopping him at all.

In fact, I want the Dark Knight
to reach his destiny

so he may gain Excalibur
for his new master.

Go, claim your destiny.

Can someone please tell me

why everyone just assumes
Batman is the worthy one?

You know, people, it could be me.

You traitorous witch.

Archer, here's your chance
to prove yourself.

Stop the Dark Knight
from gaining Excalibur.

If you fail, our lives will be lost
and Camelot with us.

Come on, Bats.

You're not gonna let her dance you
around like a puppet, are you?

Okay, be that way.

Finish the old fool.

Easy, Bats, easy. It's me.

Your buddy, Green Arrow.

Green Arrow?

Destroy him.

It's over.

Change, change, O form of man
Release the might from--

- What is it?
- Nothing, milady.

Fulfill your destiny, Dark Knight.
Remove the sword from the stone.

Game's over, Le Fey.

How?

A gift from an old fool,

who perhaps isn't as old or as foolish
as we both believed.

Blood, to me, now.

Merlin has released me
from your enchantment, Morgaine.

He's given me my freedom at last.

Idiot. Of what use
is freedom to the dead?

Excalibur. It's our only chance.

It won't come out.

Then you're not the one
who is worthy?

Apparently not.

Gone, gone the form of man

Rise, the demon Etrigan

Surrender, old man.

Arthur's reign is done and you with it.

This is the age of Le Fey.

And finally--

You?

I know, I know, I'm amazing, right?

You think your pathetic arrows
can stop me?

Maybe not,
but I'm betting that this will.

Only the one who is worthy
can release Excalibur from the stone,

and all you're worthy of
is failure and death.

Maybe the one that was worthy
is really two.

Forgive me, archer. I misjudged you.

Eh, you're not the first.

You're free now, Etrigan.

What will you do?

When will you foolish mortals learn?

A demon's fate's not your concern.

Oh, he's a charmer, that one.

King Arthur will be most grateful
for all you have done.

I have no doubt
that he will knight you both.

Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.

Why in the world
would Arthur knight him?

If it wasn't for me,
you'd be a statue now.

And if it wasn't for me,
you'd be dragon jerky.

Just can't handle the fact
that I showed you up again, can you?

Dark Knight, archer, please.

- Again?
- As in always.

This conduct is most unbecoming
in candidates for knighthood.

As in, in your dreams.

I guess we really do take this
competitive thing way too far, huh?

Since we took Le Fey together,
when you think about it,

- we're still tied, right?
- Right.

- And what's wrong with that?
- Nothing.

Break-in at Bank of Star City.

Bet this baby can get there
before your bucket of bolts can.

I know, I know. Totally juvenile.

You're on.