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-好了啦
-好了…
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听说很冷的时候
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小弟弟会缩回肚子内
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现在我的蛋蛋已经卡到喉咙了
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我叫豪洨
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是一个电影制片
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但是我的故事绝对没盖你
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干什么
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接下来你们要干吗跟我没关系了吧
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我们合约也还没签啊
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你以为这件事情
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龙哥会善罢甘休吗
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不是 我真的就没有干吗啊
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如果你敢走 老子就先处理你
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听懂了没有
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别想那么多了 快点
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来
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数到三 一起动手
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一
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二
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三
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该死的
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拍片居然拍到剁死人肉这出
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就要先介绍这家伙
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他叫稳死
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是一个电影宅男
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有记忆以来 我们就黏在一起
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鹿路录影带
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我们家是开录影带店的
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他每天都来看免费的
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新片区
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自从他看了林正英的僵尸片后
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一直相信他这一辈子
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一定会遇到一次活尸大爆发
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他就把这个想法变成他的剧本
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故事是在说
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某天台湾活尸蔓延的时候
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清纯女学生被活尸咬了一口
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流氓男老师死了都要爱的浪漫故事
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这个大场面如果拍出来
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我们一定会得奥斯卡
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为了要拍电影 我们过得像条狗
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每天吃泡面 还要签本票借钱
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结果片才拍到一半
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男主角主办性爱招待派对
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被警察抓走
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害我们血本无归
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我只好介绍他进黑社会
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帮忙讨钱来抵债
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将天敞开 你的荣耀降下来
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这位大哥他退隐江湖之后
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加入童军团 说要日行一善
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结果扶老太太过马路的时候
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却被开车酒驾的撞死
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我们董事长派我去记录一下
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老大 抱歉
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该死的 你在做什么
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没有啦 这个勾到了啦
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爸
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你走开啦
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-没事…我来就好
-没事
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你走开啦
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小心 我爸的那个…不要…
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你们两个到底是在做什么
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走开
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走开
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爸
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-哎唷 爸
-没事 我来处理
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不…
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我一直觉得他有点自闭症
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爸
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但是要来做兄弟的 都是注定好的
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你这傻子 到底在做什么
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不要打了 爸
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别动…别动手
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爸
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武哥 这是这个月收的
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真的有喔
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今天不错喔
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等一下一起走
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董事长说要找你们
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老大在吃面
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两位先旁边稍等一下 好吗
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自找麻烦
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用什么空拍机
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画面就是用空拍机才会好看啊
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听你在放屁
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这个好像嫂子
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这不是啦 这人妖耶
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现在人妖都装得这么厉害喔
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这样怎么分辨出来
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给他搓下去
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-就知道了
-该死的
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该死的 好了…
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躺著有180还要告诉你吗
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-好了
-这样…
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不要弄了
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抱歉
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时间差不多了 可以走了
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稍等一下喔
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好
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你们两个在这边等一下
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大哥在忙
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大力点…
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里面在唱歌的是我们大嫂
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我们董事长每天都严厉地训练她
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应该是希望
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她以后可以去小巨蛋开演唱会
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老子就还在忙
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你…
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你这样催 到底是什么意思
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这位就是我们董事长
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你绝对不想要跟他对上的
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他的副业就是卖土虱
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廖桑看到你叫 就会很嗨啊
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好啦 不要在那边讲有的没的
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这位是他的总经理 土虱廖
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他家的土虱都很好吃
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都有通过SGS食品检验
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有丰富的维他命A和胶原蛋白
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可以说是滋补又美容 壮阳强身
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吃过都说赞
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老大
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你要的人带来了
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你们两个人啊
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之前猴哥告别式的那一天
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你们是在干什么
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老大
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那是意外啊
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意外啦
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别紧张啊 没事啦
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来 这边坐
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坐啊
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小武啊
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捞两碗土虱汤 给他们两位补一下
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好
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拍戏总是有意外啦
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反正猴哥“神爱世人”
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他不会跟你们计较这么多
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反而是我觉得片子拍得不错
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很用心
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很感人
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你们以前是读传播科的喔
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以前在学校
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我是制片 他是导演
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后来时机太差 就赚不了钱
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-那你呢
-老大
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这位非常有才华
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有机会做李安
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来
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这些让你们好好发挥一下
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帮我拍一部电影
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这个预算啦 剧本啦
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你们自由发挥
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我只有一个条件
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一定要飞去日本取景 拍几场戏回来
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你看怎么样
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老大
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我觉得我们已经准备好了
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其实有一个剧本已经写好很久了
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很精彩喔
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尤其是那个女主角Jojo
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空灵佛系纯情女高中生
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如果这支电影让我拍的话
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我一定把它拍到最好
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听起来好像不错
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但是用说的算数吗
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那到底是真的还是假的
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那就切一段你的手指头
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证明你的决心吧
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证明一下
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-快呀
-剁下去
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老大说话你没听到是不是
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-快点啦…
-快啦
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没听到老大说的是不是
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-动手
-没时间了啦
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-大家等著啊
-快点
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拍一部好电影 一根手指头算什么啊
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-怕什么
-不然要等多久
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-快点
-机会就在这里啰
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-指尖呢
-浪费时间
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-剁下去就对了啦
-没有决心嘛
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剁下去
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未来就在这一剁
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-剁下去就对了
-快啦
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-漂亮啊
-快点…
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剁…
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我一定会把它拍到最好
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去死了
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有胆识
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这样我相信你 好
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女主角我已经帮你找好了
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宝贝
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导演好 你叫我香耐鹅就可以了
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嫂子 对不起
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我剧本的女主角是纯情女高中生
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刚刚好 我做节目都演高中生啊
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我卖宝石啊
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披一件铺棉外套搭这个也很亮眼
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很漂亮耶
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我还有才艺要表演给你看
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-来…
-疯婆子
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不好意思喔
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空灵佛系纯情女高中生
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你不拍
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你不拍难道是想死喔
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我已经说过了
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我剧本女主角是高中生 高中生
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嫂子这样子是怎么演高中生啊
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你就随便写一个妈妈桑
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给她做女主角就好了嘛
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阿姨
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30几岁的人还可以演高中生吗
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可以
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-听到没有
-可以啊
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不是我说的 阿姨说的
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海鸡母啦
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现在电脑这么厉害
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你就先拍她
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之后用电脑修年轻一点不就好了吗
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电脑修年轻一点
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你厉害 你来
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-不用找了
-谢谢
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你听我的啦
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如果这次处理得好的话
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我们就可以提早退伍了
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她脸上还有一颗痣耶
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还有一颗痣
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你想想看 如果拍出来
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就一直看到那颗痣
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你不会觉得很烦吗
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最好是第一次当导演
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就可以要什么就有什么了
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好莱坞就可以
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好莱坞
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你没有那个命 好莱坞咧
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这个100
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我跟你说啦 你就放心交给我
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我帮你处理
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你要什么有什么
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要场面有场面 好不好
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好啊 不然你叫李屏宾来
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叫李屏宾来我就拍
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当作你是王家卫喔 李屏宾咧
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都大人了 要更会想啦
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想你奶奶 想你妹妹啊
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哪一个比较重要
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那颗痣比较重要
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-奶奶
-奶奶
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你孙子买了鱼回来
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等一下煮鱼汤给你喝
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阿弟啊 你怎么有时间回来
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回来看看啊
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弟弟
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奶奶 这小孩什么时候要收涎
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才两个月而已 要收什么涎
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你们家的阿弟现在要做导演
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要拍电影
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如果这次赚大钱
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我再带你们去住更舒适的地方
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好不好
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-我来
-他大哥就是拍戏
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太晚回来 才被车子撞死
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你还要带他去拍戏
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我有买一些奶粉和尿布
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这个钱你拿去吧
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这么多喔
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我们老板说要拍电影 这是导演费啦
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是真的喔
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真的啦 这次很认真
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豪洨
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豪洨
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来啦
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小梁哥 我特地找来的副导
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有他妥当的啦
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-你好…
-有我就搞定了啦
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我们是外行的 你要多多照顾我们
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放心啦 这个我最会
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可是你给我看那女主角的照片
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那个知名度不够
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她的后台很硬
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她是大哥的女人
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了解
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你们在选演员喔
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-嫂子
-嫂子
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这次我们老大办这么热闹的开机趴
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那他自己怎么没有来
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别理他啦 他去日本了啦
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导演
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你对我一直很有偏见喔
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没有啦
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只是你跟我想的角色形象比较不一样
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那不然你们打电话给龙哥说
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你们要换人演
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跟你开玩笑的 导演
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我一定会努力演好Jojo
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之后就请你多多指教啰
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喝酒啦
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这样是不对的
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嫂子不要这样
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不对 怎样不对
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这样对不对
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抱歉啦 嫂子抱歉啦
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该死的 你干吗
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抱歉啦 你不要这样
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嫂子 不要
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嫂子 你…
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-脱掉
-嫂子 不要这样
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-嫂子 你现在不是嫂子
-脱掉 快点
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你是Jojo
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你知不知道Jojo是什么样的人
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她是一个很纯情
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很单纯的高中生
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你知道我的电影要表达什么吗
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我故事里的主角
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到最后一个一个都变成活尸了
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那这样大家就都一样了
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世界就公平了
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我最后一场也有烟火
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你要做什么
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小时候我哥哥跟我说过
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如果有什么愿望
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就从溪边的上方跳下去
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这样愿望就会实现了
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我要参加奥斯卡
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我也要去
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我要走红毯
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你脸上有一颗痣
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要怎么走红毯啊
331
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去死啦 带它一起去啦
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我带你去
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奥斯卡 我来了
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导演 这个顺场表
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我们是不是要来弄清楚一下
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等我一下喔
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-我等一下过去
-好
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你等我喔
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等一下再跳
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最佳女主角要来啰
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叫你跟人家混熟
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你怎么混到人家往生了
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00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,760
我怎么知道她会跟我一起跳下来
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00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,440
怎么会没有人看到
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哇靠
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大哥的马子你也处理喔
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梁哥
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你知道昨天后来到底怎么了吗
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怎么了 你问我
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-你比较清楚啦
-不是
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00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,360
我们昨天不是还有对道具
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然后后来又继续喝啊
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后来到底怎么了啊
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你就把她弄到不省人事啊
355
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,840
你是在讲什么啊
356
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,440
-有人来了啦
-还有妹要来
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00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,920
-别问了
-快帮忙啊
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快点啦
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这就是捡尸
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不要讲话啦
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00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,520
她是喝多少 怎么会醉成这样啊
362
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,680
你不要问啦
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00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,920
接下来你们要干吗跟我没关系了吧
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00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,000
我们合约也还没签啊
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00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,960
你以为这件事情龙哥会善罢甘休吗
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00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,920
不是 我真的就没有干吗啊
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00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,320
不然你现在走
368
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,720
你如果跑得掉
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你就走
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00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,520
如果你敢走 老子就先处理你啦
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听懂了没有
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00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,120
别讲那么多 快点
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00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,400
来
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数到三 一起动手
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-一
-一
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-二
-二
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-三
-三
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你们耍我啊
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00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,680
想想看还有没有什么别的办法
380
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,560
不是嘛 你们就去跟你们老大说啊
381
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,160
她真的是从上面自己跳下来的嘛
382
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,120
-你们也不是故意的
-死定了
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00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,720
-那就落跑嘛
-这次真的死定了
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00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,560
坐桶子落跑 好不好
385
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,280
完蛋了 这次真的死定了
386
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,680
死定了…
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00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,240
完蛋了…
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00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,520
乾脆直接拍下去啦
389
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,160
怕什么
390
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,160
我们还要多久才会去日本拍
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00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,720
开拍后
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00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,560
大概三个礼拜吧
393
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,680
我有一个朋友在日本
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到日本后叫他来接我们
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00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,160
出国再逃跑也比较安全
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00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,400
你是喝酒喝到傻掉了吗
397
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,480
死人是要怎么演戏啊
398
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,280
我们拍什么片
399
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,400
活尸片啊
400
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,480
这样不就对了吗 这个就是啊
401
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,760
这个就是
402
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,400
之前有跟大家说过了
403
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,360
我是这部电影的制片
404
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,280
而制片最重要的工作
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00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,360
就是要制造骗局
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00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,440
这家伙
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00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,280
真的没问题吗
408
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,000
她现在说她是礼仪师
409
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,080
我跟你讲那只是过渡时期
410
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,040
她有去澳洲学过特殊化妆
411
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,720
还有学过表演 没问题的
412
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,880
为了要让电影顺利开拍
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00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,080
我们重金礼聘请到
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00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,680
好莱坞等级的特化师 咪咪
415
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,160
听说在她的手上
416
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,840
哥吉拉也可以变成安洁莉娜…
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00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,600
裘莉
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00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,840
有喔 这样有喔
419
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,560
但是这样还不够
420
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,720
我们把片场的冷气开到最冷
421
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,800
还找来一大台冰箱
422
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,680
来为香耐鹅保鲜
423
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,000
甚至严禁任何人接触女主角
424
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,440
营造一个她大牌又神秘的形象
425
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,120
知道了…
426
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,000
好 准备好了
427
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,600
好
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00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,600
-这段没问题了
-好
429
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,920
快点啊 在干吗啊
430
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:06,880
动作快
431
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,400
来 现场各就各位喔
432
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,680
没吃饭啊
433
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,800
准备了
434
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,720
来 准备
435
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,280
现场准备
436
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,640
来 开始录音
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00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,840
已经开始录音 开始录影
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00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,080
已经开始录影
439
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,320
场22-5 第三镜次
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00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,760
开始
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00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,920
Jojo
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00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,840
你怎么了
443
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,480
快醒过来
444
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,680
Jojo 不要啊 救命啊
445
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,080
Jojo 你没事吧
446
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,200
该死的 你们不会累喔
447
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,120
你们不累 我很累
448
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,240
来呀 你来咬我啊 看你多厉害啊
449
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,720
卡 好
450
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,560
如果你有听见这广播
451
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,320
请来日本东京
452
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,320
这里是唯一的避难所
453
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,640
Jojo
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00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,120
收到消息了
455
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,040
日本现在还是安全的
456
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,000
相信我
457
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,040
我一定会带你离开这里的
458
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,040
我们打勾勾
459
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,520
你为什么要跟体育老师在一起
460
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,280
你现在是默认了 对不对
461
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,520
-卡
-可以吗
462
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,360
卡
463
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,040
卡
464
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,200
卡
465
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,600
好
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00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,040
耐鹅
467
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,360
我想要跟你稍微就是说…
468
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,600
-洨哥
-怎么了
469
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,280
没有 我要跟耐鹅对一下
470
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,880
之后戏的部分
471
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,520
香耐鹅今天人不太舒服
472
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,360
一下就好了
473
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,480
不是啦
474
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,080
-一下下就好了
-不是啦
475
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,120
耐鹅
476
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,760
我想跟你讨论一下明天的吻戏
477
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,400
我可以伸舌头吗
478
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,800
因为对我来说
479
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,720
伸舌头是一种能加强情绪进入的方式
480
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,640
你觉得可以吗
481
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,720
好 太好了
482
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,200
击掌
483
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,480
典哥 我真的很谢谢你来帮忙啦
484
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,000
别这么说啦
485
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,520
你敢找我当男主角 你胆识好
486
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,120
-你胆识才好
-没有啦
487
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,320
拜拜
488
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,520
-还可以吧
-我跟你讲喔
489
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,960
这次绝对不一样
490
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,400
真的喔
491
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,360
为了要解决死人答应的舌吻戏
492
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,840
我们不得不请化妆师咪咪
493
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,320
搬出好莱坞的大绝招
494
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,160
《不可能的任务》里面的变脸
495
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,320
怎么样 有好莱坞的水准吧
496
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,640
你这个
497
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,720
好像有点不像
498
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,360
上色之后就会很像
499
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,000
只是现在面部表情还不太能动啦
500
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,560
这我还要再想一想
501
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,720
你这是要骗谁
502
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,600
你才付我多少钱啊
503
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,080
去看看啦
504
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,360
-香耐鹅
-老大来了
505
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,480
-大哥来给你送汤啦
-老大来了
506
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,000
这个走 这个摘掉
507
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,680
-有没有面膜
-宝贝
508
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,920
-快…
-大哥来啰
509
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,200
过来…
510
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,440
-戴上去
-开门啦
511
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,960
宝贝
512
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,960
宝贝
513
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,920
那边很好
514
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,520
老大
515
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,800
你们到底是在做什么
516
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:46,920
等那么久也不开门
517
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,760
还好我有带钥匙
518
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,680
我们刚刚在讨论剧本啦
519
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,800
香耐鹅
520
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,240
-老大…
-香耐鹅
521
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,160
我跟你解释一下
522
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,840
-什么
-香耐鹅今早起床后
523
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,120
就不能说话了
524
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,320
没错
525
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,360
怎么会这样啊 她还好吗
526
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,600
香耐鹅 来…我来看看
527
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,360
来 我来看看
528
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,120
来…我看看
529
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,480
老大 你听我好好跟你说
530
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,880
她给自己压力太大了
531
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,920
-所以并发了
-宝贝 还好吗
532
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,280
严重的感冒
533
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,880
怎么会这样啊
534
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,200
她真的是为了这个戏
535
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,280
做了很多牺牲跟付出啦
536
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,480
我希望能够跟她保持一些距离啦
537
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,000
保持什么距离
538
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,080
我只是要跟她说话而已
539
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,200
又没有要做什么
540
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,000
不过以前她紧张的时候
541
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,040
-我哄哄她
-是
542
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,400
-就没事了
-是
543
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,640
来 你出去
544
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,960
-不是
-留我单独跟她一起就好
545
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,400
来 拿去…
546
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,200
-出去
-不是啦 我…
547
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,520
来 拿去…
548
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,200
-老大
-怎样
549
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,880
五分钟而已 很快啦
550
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,720
不是啦 老大 我会想你啊
551
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,240
干吗啊 很啰嗦 出去
552
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,560
年轻人 你还站在那边
553
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,640
出去
554
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,680
-来
-可是…
555
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,760
-可是什么啦
-董事长
556
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,080
来 出去
557
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,920
出去 走…
558
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,240
宝贝
559
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,720
来…
560
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,920
我知道啦 你这一次不只是演戏
561
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,440
还要配合我们日本的宝宝计划
562
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,320
所以我会跟导演说
563
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,760
叫他这一部戏好好拍
564
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,400
一定要把你捧红
565
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,640
好香啊
566
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,200
我试喝给你看
567
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,640
什么声音啊
568
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,320
你吃了喔
569
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,320
我没有骗你 好吃喔
570
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,920
卡
571
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,840
卡什么卡 你现在是发神经喔
572
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,000
没有啦 老大
573
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,040
我刚刚做了一个决定
574
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,000
-是啊？
-就是我要让你
575
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,320
演我这一支片的主要角色
576
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,880
Jojo的情人 狗哥
577
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,800
你现在是在发疯喔 你要叫我演戏
578
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,640
没有啦 我…一开始男主角是综艺咖
579
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,920
但都不知道是在演什么
580
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,720
早就想要把他换掉了
581
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,280
嫂子也常常说
582
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,000
没有你 她没办法真性情演出啦
583
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,080
是吗
584
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,280
宝贝 你真的要我演啊
585
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,160
老大 你这个角色是关键人物喔
586
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,360
你会跟Jojo发生不伦恋喔
587
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,480
为了真爱无怨无悔
588
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,880
来 这是剧本
589
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,200
你参考看看 研究一下
590
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,480
这样喔
591
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,400
好
592
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,400
导演 谢谢你
593
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,680
是我谢谢啦
594
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,520
谢谢你 给我这个机会
595
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,520
其实我高中的时候是念表演科
596
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,120
是啊
597
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,880
-给你演就刚刚好了
-刚刚好啦
598
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,800
老大你好好回去研究剧本
599
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,720
那是什么
600
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,360
猪肚掉在地上太浪费了
601
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,440
老大 好了
602
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,480
你回去好好看剧本
603
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,840
我们在拍片之前
604
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,920
你们就不要碰面
605
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,400
这样才有办法把这个思念
606
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,400
在拍片的时候全部迸裂出来
607
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:28,960
好啦
608
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,960
不然我回去好好研究一下
609
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:31,920
加油
610
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,400
老大 你的猪肚汤好吃
611
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,160
拍片的时候多煮一些
612
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,320
慢走
613
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,640
豪洨还在里面耶
614
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,720
来呀
615
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,360
很冰耶
616
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,920
等一下 那个勾到我的脚了
617
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,840
你挪一下
618
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,880
你不要再踩了
619
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,440
-你把她挪开啦
-烂了
620
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:55,880
龙发冷冻物流
621
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,760
快点 动作快点 要拍了
622
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,680
龙哥现在都在叫我帮他找表演老师啊
623
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,280
你是真的敢叫他跟死人舌吻
624
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,320
拜托一下啦
625
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,920
把他换掉啦
626
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,720
导演
627
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,120
等一下转景那些东西可以先撤了吗
628
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,440
你可不可以不要每件事都问我
629
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,040
你自己做决定嘛
630
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,520
你现在是在讲什么
631
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,000
昨天若不是你乱放屁
632
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,040
现在也不用换龙哥来演
633
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,720
你故事可以改
634
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,200
你…
635
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,280
你把他写死啦
636
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,440
男主角 对吧
637
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,720
患癌没药医
638
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,720
出去被撞死了
639
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,320
让他早死早超生就对了
640
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,200
你最好后面不要写什么DNA复活
641
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,680
看老子会不会揍你
642
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,360
导演
643
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,960
躺著演
644
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:48,960
不然你来演
645
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,160
如果你需要 我也是可以帮忙啊
646
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,720
靠 你还真的在考虑喔
647
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,640
Jojo
648
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,920
我对你发过誓
649
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,960
我会爱你爱到死
650
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,240
Jojo
651
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,400
我会爱你爱到死
652
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,160
那是我的台词啦
653
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,640
不是你的 你的
654
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,120
看脸就知道了啦
655
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,640
廖仔
656
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:15,600
来
657
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,880
-不要
-换你
658
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,800
你比较厉害
659
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,920
来…
660
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,280
Jojo
661
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,040
我对你发过誓
662
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,360
我会爱你爱到死
663
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,160
老师
664
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,120
我变成活尸的话
665
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,480
你真的会爱我吗
666
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,560
为了你 我愿意牺牲一切
667
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,320
廖仔 换你了啦
668
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,960
-一定要念吗
-快点啦
669
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,160
我们亲热吧
670
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,600
在我变成那个东西之前
671
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,120
你真的不怕我做到一半
672
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,320
变成会动的僵尸吗
673
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,200
我不怕
674
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,680
我真的不怕
675
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,120
被你咬我是心甘…
676
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,600
情愿
677
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,560
老大 刚刚辛苦了
678
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,600
该死的
679
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,840
对了
680
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,160
你嫂子身体里面的钻石要给我顾好
681
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,440
好啦
682
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,120
我会在我们去日本以前
683
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,560
确认一下这个问题
684
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,360
美术组怎么会白痴到
685
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,200
把冰箱丢到这里来啦
686
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,920
赶快找啦
687
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,240
如果找不到香耐鹅的尸体
688
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,920
我们两个就变成活尸
689
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,080
都是你啦
690
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,480
走开
691
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,240
相思宠物焚化场
692
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,400
一烧成灰 直接入罐
693
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,120
谢谢…
694
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,000
不好意思 两位久等了
695
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,720
我跟你讲 在监视器上
696
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,040
有看到烧出好多颗舍利子
697
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,200
嫂子来世福报一定很大
698
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,960
只剩下这一罐 是要怎么骗下去啊
699
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,600
冲吹剪修染
700
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,040
让你的毛孩焕然一新
701
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,800
什么啦
702
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,600
嫂子不是有整容吗
703
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,480
之前那个面摊啊 面摊那张海报啊
704
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,920
不知道是谁在社群媒体讲过
705
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,160
在这个世界
706
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:52,160
一定有三个人天生跟你长得一模一样
707
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,760
这听起来实在很骗人
708
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,720
经过小梁哥的调查
709
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,920
香耐鹅原本是个大胖子
710
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,320
来都市想要实现她自己的明星梦
711
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,000
却常常因身材被人取笑和欺负
712
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,880
直到有一次
713
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,200
她看到舞台上的变装艺人小青
714
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,200
她就决定把自己的脸
715
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,920
整得跟小青一模一样
716
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,960
为自己创造一个新的人生
717
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,560
不要小看这一条喔
718
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:29,280
会改善你的气质跟气场
719
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,560
我又没有奶 要怎么演啊
720
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,760
你放心
721
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,320
我们有那个澳洲回来的特殊化妆师
722
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,440
这种奶事 我来处理
723
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,160
所以我同时要演少女 大哥的女人
724
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,760
还有活尸啊
725
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,040
-不好意思喔
-抱歉
726
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,400
少女是高中生？大学生？
727
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,320
大哥是本省挂？外省挂？
728
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,480
活尸是快的 还是慢的
729
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,880
导演 你的想法呢
730
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,160
高中生 本省挂 忽快忽慢
731
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,200
忽快忽慢怎么演啊
732
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,320
这案子会有生命危险
733
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,880
费用不会太低喔
734
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,520
青姊
735
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,000
其实只要你愿意 价格随便你开
736
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,440
我们有预算的
737
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,880
少女是需要揣摩的
738
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,720
大哥的女人要做点功课
739
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,000
活尸需要肢体训练
740
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,080
这样算三个角色
741
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,680
戏外扮演大哥女人有风险加给
742
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,600
再加上如果我接你们的案子
743
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,160
要推掉很多演出耶
744
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,800
所以你不接啰 那我们接啰
745
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,360
-我接了
-我接 给我接
746
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,520
不好意思 你只有一个晚上
747
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,720
可以把香耐鹅揣摩得一模一样
748
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,120
反正你有多骚就多骚
749
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,360
反正就想像你全身上下只剩下一对奶
750
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,400
你们听一下
751
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,280
这样香耐鹅的声音可以吗
752
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:43,320
龙哥 你好大 我怕怕
753
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,200
这样会很贱吗
754
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,800
给点意见啦
755
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,120
快点
756
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,560
等一下我给你看我之前拍摄过的素材
757
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,880
靠 你们的剧本好烂喔
758
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,360
你不要嫌啦
759
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,600
我跟你讲喔
760
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,880
演戏这种事情
761
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,880
就是要真听 真看 真感受
762
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,240
你现在你要想像
763
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,400
你自己从现在开始就是香耐鹅
764
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,280
那个谁 厕所在哪啊
765
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,320
在旁边
766
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,560
哪边
767
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,680
那边啦
768
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,240
我跟你讲 快去快回喔
769
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,440
你等一下看完素材之后还要试假奶
770
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,880
快一点啦
771
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,200
好臭喔
772
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,000
老大
773
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,280
为了戏好 先忍耐一下
774
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,120
知道啦
775
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000
龙哥 我好想你喔
776
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,760
宝贝啊
777
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,440
你的声音怎么怪怪的啊
778
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,200
感冒就还没好啦
779
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,080
来
780
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,360
这一条围著比较不会冷
781
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,600
-谢谢龙哥
-老大 先这样
782
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,520
我们日本见
783
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,240
知道啦 我只是围围巾而已
784
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,200
-老大抱歉
-日本见喔
785
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,440
飞机的时间差不多了
786
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,480
好…那我随后就到
787
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,320
-好
-那你要自己…
788
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,960
-你要想我喔
-那我们就日本见
789
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,000
日本见
790
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:51,920
你要想我喔
791
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,040
-想我喔
-我会想你
792
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,160
-爱你
-老大再见 谢谢
793
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,720
-你要想我喔
-拜拜
794
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,840
东京
795
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,320
Jojo 我要爱你爱到死
796
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,800
可是老师
797
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,960
如果我变成一具活尸呢
798
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,680
为了你
799
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,440
我愿意牺牲一切
800
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,160
老师
801
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,520
我们亲热吧
802
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,440
只要你不怕
803
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,760
我做到一半变成一具会动的尸体
804
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:35,880
我不怕
805
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,000
被你咬我心甘情愿
806
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,600
我心甘情愿
807
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,320
我欠你的
808
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,480
你想打 你就打吧
809
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,480
社长室
810
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,760
是你女儿
811
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,280
婷婷
812
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,800
婷婷
813
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,280
婷婷
814
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,680
是爸爸耶
815
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,960
差不多了
816
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,120
卡
817
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,000
这不错 漂亮喔
818
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,120
好了 快点
819
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,560
动作快点 要拍啰
820
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:53,920
有了
821
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,240
差不多了 知道我的意思喔
822
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,160
赞啦
823
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,400
没事吧
824
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,960
没事吧
825
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,240
-谢谢
-好 放她下来
826
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,240
好…找妈妈
827
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,920
-好
-导演 可以了
828
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:20,920
我们可以准备下一场了
829
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,200
好
830
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,280
香耐鹅那个妆发要不要调整一下
831
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,320
咪咪啊
832
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,240
-咪咪啊
-稍等一下
833
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,440
-咪咪
-咪咪
834
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,760
不要在那边笨了 快点过来
835
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:30,680
好
836
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,160
来…快点
837
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,240
有啦
838
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,680
中了 好
839
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,080
龙哥好棒喔
840
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,120
签了名
841
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,560
你们就有新的身分了
842
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,880
到大坂之后
843
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,040
你们就自由了
844
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,040
郭副丞
845
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,120
我说最后一次喔
846
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,520
等一下我日本的朋友
847
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,440
会在加油站跟我们碰面
848
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,560
你们偷偷换去他那一台车
849
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,720
他会载你们去坐高铁
850
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,080
到时候 到了那边
851
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,880
就各走各的了
852
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,160
知道我的意思喔
853
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,280
再拍一天好不好
854
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,520
我…
855
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,240
我觉得我刚刚那场啊
856
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,560
我应该找到一个不错的切入点
857
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,920
就差明天那一场大场面
858
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,080
都什么时候了 你还在想你的大场面
859
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,840
不要在那边想东想西的
860
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,560
刚刚那一场你看到了嘛
861
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,440
等一下那一场戏
862
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,240
其实比较难处理 我们会封街
863
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,280
副导 你那个路口要看好喔
864
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,240
-好
-先带演员去休息
865
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,000
咪咪 带她先进去
866
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,360
-化妆
-我们先去喔
867
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,320
这谁的护照丢在这里啊
868
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,280
嫂子
869
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,560
龙哥说等一下拍完
870
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,120
请你陪他去吃个饭
871
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,400
等一下？
872
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,760
不是说好不要打扰演员吗
873
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,760
这是我们老大的意思
874
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,360
你是有什么意见吗
875
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,920
那我们在楼下等你喔
876
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,560
靠 吓死
877
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,680
怎么办
878
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,240
跟老大吃个饭 哪有什么
879
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,680
不要去吧
880
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,600
你放心啦 我们会等你的啦
881
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,640
老大说
882
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:38,960
他之前带老婆去看《霸王别姬》
883
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,400
他从来没有看过那么美的男人
884
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,880
-你跟老大说
-是
885
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:45,880
他是还没有看过
886
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,600
我们现在正在拍的电影
887
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:48,520
如果看了以后
888
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,240
他一定会说比《霸王别姬》好看
889
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,960
他说他们现在拍的电影
890
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,360
比《霸王别姬》还要好看好几倍
891
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:57,600
你们聊什么那么开心啊
892
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,520
我跟大河内桑在聊拍电影
893
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,680
来…
894
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,640
你不要在那边乱啦
895
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,640
再拍一天就好了啦
896
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,680
那最后一场活尸全部冲出来
897
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,080
那个很重要耶
898
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,000
拜托你
899
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,400
好啊 来
900
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,840
你们两个都来 来
901
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,760
一次说个清楚
902
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,880
要继续留的举手
903
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,960
你头脑清醒一点 好不好
904
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,240
我们是来这里跑路的
905
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,600
讲不听耶你
906
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:51,680
喂
907
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,200
什么手术啦
908
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,960
宝宝是什么鬼啊
909
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,120
宝宝
910
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,200
该死的 他们两个讲什么
911
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,120
我完全听不懂
912
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,040
我只知道等一下
913
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,440
把我送去手术室拿宝宝
914
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,120
好啦 那不然你先换成男装跑出来
915
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,600
我们在这边等你 好不好
916
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,880
你以为变装很简单喔
917
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,880
到处都是他们的人
918
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,000
你趁他们吃饭没注意 赶快溜出来
919
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,680
高铁快要来不及了 快点啦
920
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,200
你要不要先检查一下你们的护照
921
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,120
护照
922
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,440
护照在你那边吗
923
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,000
有啊
924
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,160
你什么时候拿的
925
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,040
快点来救我
926
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,680
不然我现在就去跟龙哥说你们的计划
927
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:42,960
好啦 你不要太冲动啦
928
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,280
我们现在过去接你 可以了吧
929
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,560
马上过来喔
930
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,640
我跟你说 真的要死一起死
931
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,640
疯女人
932
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,400
现在到底是怎么样
933
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,480
计划要改了啦
934
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,280
回去接那个疯女人啦
935
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,080
宝贝 我想你 真的想你
936
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,760
我知道 龙哥 我也很想你
937
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,000
人家的妆会花掉啦
938
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,960
有弹性的感觉有够赞啦
939
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,960
-好了啦
-来
940
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,600
龙哥 不是说好
941
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,080
拍戏要忍住吗
942
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,840
忍什么住啊
943
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:34,680
忍住
944
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,600
谁规定一定要忍住啊
945
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,120
宝宝在里面有没有乖乖的
946
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,080
有 很乖
947
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,240
很乖我就放心了
948
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,760
-来…
-这个妆化很久
949
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,880
-来啦…
-龙哥 不行
950
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,120
真的不可以
951
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,960
我好想吐喔
952
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,760
好…忍住
953
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,320
忍住 不要吐
954
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,640
忍住
955
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:10,760
不要吐了喔
956
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:11,720
忍住
957
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:13,480
忍住
958
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,080
之前那个医生
959
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,720
他有提过说…
960
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,080
这个会有…
961
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:23,840
会有产生排斥的作用
962
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,120
是不是
963
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,320
宝宝在奶奶让你不舒服
964
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,720
靠
965
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:38,720
一定是上次喔 让你流太多血
966
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,600
我上次…
967
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,440
-流很多血
-对
968
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,760
不过你放心
969
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,160
这次开刀的是一位有名的医生
970
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,720
钻石如果赶快拿出来就没有事了
971
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,040
你不用害怕
972
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,520
董事长来了
973
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,480
老大好
974
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,280
廖仔 你确定我们回去台湾
975
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,920
钱不会被海关查到
976
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,360
董事长 妥当啦
977
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,680
用拍片的名义申请好了 没问题
978
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,440
好啦
979
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,960
接下来喔 换我们了
980
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,360
宝贝
981
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,160
来
982
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,080
来啦
983
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,880
龙哥 人家好不舒服喔
984
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,720
明天啦
985
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,080
今天和明天有什么不一样
986
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,960
我不管啦 你答应人家好不好
987
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,280
好…
988
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:58,720
你答应我啰
989
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,280
那我们就说好明天…
990
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,200
有人是要怎么进去啊
991
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:29,400
你小声一点啦
992
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:33,800
我有办法
993
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,600
不要碰我
994
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,960
放开我
995
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,480
喂
996
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:11,920
你们在干什么
997
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,080
-你们这些家伙是谁
-谁
998
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,520
不好意思
999
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,360
我迷路了
1000
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,080
这里
1001
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,000
你知道吗
1002
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:24,880
拜托你了
1003
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,840
这个地方是这里
1004
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,320
你知道吗
1005
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,280
你想去这里吗
1006
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,720
对呀 这里
1007
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,320
这里的话 从那边走
1008
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,800
往那里直走
1009
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:35,800
直走
1010
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,720
直走？原来是这样
1011
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,240
谢谢…
1012
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,560
那拜拜啰
1013
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,600
拜拜
1014
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,320
你们两个来这里干吗
1015
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:57,480
说啊
1016
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,360
过来 来…
1017
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,760
过来啦
1018
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,600
笑什么啦
1019
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:06,760
-老大
-老大
1020
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:12,240
你们两个怎么知道我们在这里
1021
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,480
跟导演先来勘景
1022
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,600
是啊 勘景啦
1023
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,240
是这样喔
1024
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:23,640
景看完了没有
1025
00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:24,600
如果看好了
1026
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:25,760
阿甲
1027
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:27,920
送他们两位出去
1028
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,200
走啊
1029
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:33,960
靠北啊
1030
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,320
我不要玩啦
1031
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,400
宝贝
1032
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,560
刚刚是你在讲话喔
1033
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,960
我刚刚喉咙有痰啊
1034
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,120
是吗
1035
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,600
人家今天不适合拿宝宝啦
1036
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,480
你没有试怎么会知道啊
1037
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,680
董事长
1038
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,200
我有一个问题
1039
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,360
想要请教一下嫂子
1040
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,520
嫂子
1041
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,720
你今天是不适合拿宝宝
1042
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,600
还是根本就没办法拿宝宝
1043
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,920
他在讲什么啊
1044
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,200
我们老大早就知道了
1045
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,120
她跟豪洨 稳死
1046
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,360
不知道在计划什么
1047
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,000
我们哪有什么计划啊
1048
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,160
是啊 有计划的应该是你们吧
1049
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,320
-在说什么
-小武
1050
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,000
你现在到底是想要说什么
1051
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:38,960
董事长
1052
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,560
这个人…
1053
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,760
她已经不是香耐鹅了啦
1054
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:48,840
你发疯喔
1055
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,520
老大
1056
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,800
真正的香耐鹅应该不在这里了
1057
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,320
他们三个人喔
1058
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,600
我看是要独吞我们的钻石啦
1059
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,080
乱讲
1060
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,040
根本就是他看我不爽很久了
1061
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:05,760
我为什么要看你不爽
1062
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,720
是啊
1063
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,320
因为我能跟龙哥亲热 你不行
1064
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,120
你是在讲什么疯话啊
1065
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,960
她可以跟龙哥亲热 廖桑不行
1066
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,600
到底在讲什么啊
1067
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:17,680
董事长
1068
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,400
抱歉
1069
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,520
我上次不小心看到嫂子在上厕所
1070
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,200
我看到她…
1071
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:29,480
站著
1072
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:30,880
什么啦
1073
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,480
她是站著尿尿的啦
1074
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,160
我…去你的
1075
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,640
她是站著尿尿的啦
1076
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,240
你在讲什么啊
1077
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,680
-她站著尿尿
-你有什么证据
1078
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,880
证据…证据就是她的身体啦
1079
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,640
去你的
1080
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:00,760
廖仔
1081
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,400
-你怎么带年轻人
-老大
1082
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:03,880
-你听我说
-去你的
1083
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:10,960
什么
1084
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:17,720
-老大…
-老大…
1085
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:22,120
你们一个都别想走
1086
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,320
混帐
1087
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,200
我要杀光你们
1088
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,040
是在讲什么啊
1089
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,320
我看电影就只能拍到今天了
1090
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,720
讲出来我自己也不相信
1091
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,480
反正在廖桑那支枪要射出来之前
1092
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,280
龙哥突然喊了一声
1093
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,560
电影还没拍完 导演不能死
1094
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,040
所以我们又回来台湾
1095
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,760
命运变成…
1096
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,480
未完待续
1097
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,120
拍得赞
1098
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,040
各位
1099
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:05,680
我现在已经决定了
1100
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,640
这一部电影我要把它拍完
1101
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,240
我们跟日本大河组已经撕破脸了
1102
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:16,200
所以新的业务对我们来说很重要
1103
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,280
所以我准备把这部电影来吃大陆市场
1104
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,560
狠狠地捞它一票
1105
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,120
-小武
-是
1106
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,440
我给你一个机会将功赎罪
1107
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,760
这一部戏你来跟豪洨他们合作
1108
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,000
如果他们有遇到什么困难
1109
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,560
你跟廖仔要帮忙他们一下
1110
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:36,520
有没有听到
1111
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:38,800
老大
1112
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,240
那我们的钻石呢
1113
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,280
你放心啦
1114
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,720
钻石在嫂子的奶子里
1115
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,000
很安全的
1116
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,640
我们先把这一部戏拍完再来说
1117
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,280
好
1118
01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,200
老大
1119
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,840
这一支戏好好的拍
1120
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,480
我现在是全部都靠你们两个了
1121
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,680
-是 没问题
-好
1122
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,080
加油啊
1123
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,040
豪洨
1124
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,880
豪洨 你等一下啦
1125
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,880
现在龙哥都那么挺我们了
1126
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,600
说要继续拍摄下去
1127
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,360
你为什么又不拍
1128
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,360
你是脑袋有问题喔
1129
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,160
现在是小青那边装生气
1130
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:25,560
我们才没出事
1131
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,640
改天如果他真的被龙哥骑走
1132
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:28,760
知道钻石在我们这里
1133
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,040
我们就死定了
1134
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,680
我们也是刚刚才知道钻石的事啊
1135
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,480
到时候如果找到 还他们就好啊
1136
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,040
事情不是你想的那么简单啦
1137
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,320
这一切都是意外
1138
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,960
我们又没有对不起谁啊 对不对
1139
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,760
你一定会有办法的
1140
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,040
要拍你自己去拍啦
1141
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:17,600
干什么啊
1142
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,040
干什么啊
1143
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:31,000
好了啦
1144
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,520
把话讲清楚
1145
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:51,080
你认识这个人吗
1146
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,840
稳死 你如果想要救豪洨
1147
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,960
明天带钻石来码头
1148
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,960
我…我真的不知道啦
1149
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,800
我跟你讲 在监视器上面
1150
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:32,840
有看到烧出好多颗舍利子
1151
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,800
快一点
1152
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:12,800
你们好慢喔
1153
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,080
没有错
1154
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,800
帮你们两个介绍一下
1155
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,200
田中先生 跟井泽先生
1156
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,560
是大河组最重要的两个人
1157
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,880
来…
1158
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,680
嫂子的事情 稳死都已经跟我们说了
1159
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,840
钻石也乖乖拿出来了
1160
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,560
你们两个真的很白烂耶
1161
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,840
人死了 还可以玩那么久
1162
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,800
没关系啦 我们不计较这个
1163
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:56,440
我们老大有一个好点子
1164
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,880
过几天新闻上面就会写
1165
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:03,080
“龙哥在拍摄现场意外死亡”
1166
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,600
为什么
1167
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:09,680
为什么
1168
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:11,160
龙哥已经是老糊涂
1169
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,760
再这样搞下去 公司会倒
1170
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,240
你们看那两个日本人
1171
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,720
就是要来帮他们老大报仇的
1172
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,640
老大想要跟他们合作
1173
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:22,200
这些钻石就当作给你们的订金啦
1174
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,120
看你们要拍什么电影 随你便
1175
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:29,640
好啦 不要说这个
1176
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:30,760
新剧本
1177
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:33,160
两位看一下
1178
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,520
反正重点是龙哥最后那一场爆破戏
1179
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,360
炸药量只要再增加一点点
1180
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,120
这样爆破也比较漂亮喔
1181
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,280
从这里拍过去
1182
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,400
从这里拍
1183
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,560
赞 我们老大想的耶
1184
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,120
老大也可以做导演啊
1185
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,640
我不要
1186
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,280
这样是怎么拍啊
1187
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:57,880
这样是怎么拍啊
1188
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,560
是在讲什么啊
1189
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:05,080
都在讲什么啊
1190
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,000
你现在是在胆小什么啊
1191
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:08,640
你再多说话给老子试看看
1192
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,000
导演做成这样 我不要拍了
1193
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:11,600
你闭嘴啦 有没有听懂
1194
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,600
那不然我来拍啦
1195
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:32,400
我的景都已经做好了
1196
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,400
要用我的电影杀人？不可能
1197
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:40,960
但现在就无法选择了啊
1198
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:43,120
你没有选择 我就有选择喔
1199
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:46,760
你知不知道你到底在讲什么
1200
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,520
一开始要用死人拍片的是你
1201
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:51,680
说不要拍的人也是你
1202
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:53,280
现在你叫我杀人
1203
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:55,600
叫我做什么就做什么
1204
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,000
你把老子当做狗喔
1205
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,040
-好啦
-怎样啊
1206
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,000
来啊
1207
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,280
来啊
1208
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,240
你再在那边吵
1209
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:10,360
-你来啊你
-去你的
1210
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:14,000
-不要 我不要拍
-打死你
1211
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,680
回来啦
1212
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,160
回来啦
1213
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:05,160
导演啊
1214
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:06,560
导演
1215
01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:08,120
你在忙喔
1216
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:10,600
不用打扫啦
1217
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,040
这部戏如果拍完的话
1218
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:14,440
你们就可以搬去比较大间一点的
1219
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,320
廖仔跟我说
1220
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:19,760
说你叫我来 你要亲自跟我解释剧本
1221
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,840
这个剧本为什么要改
1222
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,200
我…
1223
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,880
-什么
-没有啦 老大
1224
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:36,640
这剧本改完 电影的故事会更加精彩
1225
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:40,360
我在问导演耶 我有问你吗
1226
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:47,400
但他现在就沉浸在电影的创作里面
1227
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:50,000
-还有时间…
-我跟导演在讲话
1228
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,920
你在旁边啰嗦什么
1229
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,000
你当作老子是笨蛋喔
1230
01:09:57,920 --> 01:09:59,440
我没有那个意思啦
1231
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:02,600
-老大真爱说笑
-说什么笑
1232
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,200
笑你娘啦
1233
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:06,160
你是不是有事情没跟我说
1234
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:08,720
我没有啊
1235
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:11,840
我…
1236
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,520
我不敢啊
1237
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:18,160
我跟上天借胆我也不敢啊
1238
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,440
老大不要这样啊
1239
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,560
龙哥 你先不要激动嘛
1240
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:23,760
吓到人家了啦
1241
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,680
有话就好好说
1242
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,680
你的声音到底有什么问题
1243
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,080
感冒不是应该早就好了吗
1244
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:57,560
老实告诉我
1245
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,880
你到底是什么人
1246
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:09,960
我是香耐鹅
1247
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:12,440
只是换发型没有跟你说而已
1248
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,000
我香你娘啊 香耐鹅
1249
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:18,360
那次在日本我就开始怀疑
1250
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,400
我以为你是另外一个女生
1251
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:22,880
想不到你真的是男的
1252
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:25,560
我呸 肮脏鬼
1253
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:26,680
那一次
1254
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,280
你还叫我从后面来
1255
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,760
老实告诉我
1256
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:32,800
香耐鹅呢
1257
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:33,920
我是香耐鹅啊
1258
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,080
说
1259
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:38,320
我不知道啊
1260
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,720
死了
1261
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,440
什么人害死的
1262
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,200
人不可能这么简单就死了
1263
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:48,560
真的啦
1264
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,080
她自己跌倒跌死的
1265
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,840
这真的是意外
1266
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:45,840
豪洨
1267
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:50,160
说
1268
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:51,880
钻石在哪里
1269
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:55,320
我不知道
1270
01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:58,400
说
1271
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,000
我真的不知道
1272
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,400
豪洨
1273
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,120
当一个拍电影的人
1274
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,840
我确实想过某天会穷死
1275
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:44,080
或者过劳死
1276
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:49,040
偏偏没想过最后会被子弹打死
1277
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:52,520
兄弟
1278
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,720
我知道你并不喜欢这样的结局
1279
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,360
但是这次
1280
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:00,720
我真的没办法了
1281
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:04,160
豪洨
1282
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,480
-该死的 这两个神经病
-小武
1283
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:19,080
你现在是在做什么
1284
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:22,920
你以为老子的钱那么好烧
1285
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:24,800
他是导演
1286
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,440
这一部戏还没拍完
1287
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,800
-廖仔
-老大
1288
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,440
这个钻石的事情交给你处理
1289
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:35,680
把骨灰带给我
1290
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,160
了解
1291
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:38,720
-阿甲 小帅
-有
1292
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:40,720
-豪洨给你们处理
-好
1293
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,560
你好好帮老子把这部戏拍完
1294
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,080
-豪洨
-滚
1295
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:16,720
好险刚刚龙哥救了你
1296
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:20,040
我们还是按照原定计划进行
1297
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:24,880
不然你奶奶会有危险
1298
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:09,360
一起去奥斯卡
1299
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:16,080
豪洨
1300
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:38,960
我不生产不良品
1301
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,160
我不接受不良品
1302
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:41,200
我不传送不良品
1303
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:48,880
好了
1304
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:50,040
动作快点 要拍啰
1305
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,320
好 快点
1306
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:53,240
没问题
1307
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,400
耳朵给我打开注意听啊
1308
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:57,880
耳朵有长包皮赶快去割
1309
01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:00,360
以下有一些注意事项听好
1310
01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:02,960
有人问为什么场景都是日本字
1311
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:06,280
因为要跟之前日本拍的场景连戏
1312
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,320
知不知道
1313
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:08,480
导演好
1314
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:10,600
-导演好…
-来 这边
1315
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,840
这边为了爆炸的效果
1316
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,160
我们会放一些炸药
1317
01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:15,520
觉得两只手太多
1318
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:18,000
尽量去摸 没有关系
1319
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:19,960
来 对面 对面看到没有
1320
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:22,040
对面放烟火 还有一些火药
1321
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:24,880
最后一场戏会有烟火大爆炸
1322
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,600
来 这边 小心
1323
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,200
尽量踩 没关系
1324
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:29,920
想坐轮椅就踩
1325
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:41,240
制作能让客人信赖的产品
1326
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,800
人生总是比电影还要难看破
1327
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:45,960
因为我不知道接下来
1328
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:49,200
到底是要演喜剧片 黑道片
1329
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:50,800
还是活尸片
1330
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:54,080
今天我们最后一场讲的是再见
1331
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,080
小青
1332
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:57,800
既然要说再见
1333
01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,920
那你就要跑快一点
1334
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,680
老大
1335
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:09,040
-你就好好地死吧
-会啦
1336
01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:09,960
对了…
1337
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:11,840
老大你就好好地死
1338
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:12,920
那我就先去外面
1339
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:13,960
好
1340
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:15,400
小武
1341
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,280
好好拍啊
1342
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,280
-开工了啊
-开工了吗
1343
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:28,960
来 开工了
1344
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,320
开工了
1345
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:35,840
导演
1346
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:38,040
这个麻烦你自己控制一下啰
1347
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:39,800
这很重要喔
1348
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:40,880
一按下去就爆啰
1349
01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,640
好
1350
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:46,040
这萤幕是不是坏了
1351
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,960
没关系 我等一下来处理
1352
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,920
可是现在问题比较大的是
1353
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,680
我们今天临演不够啊
1354
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:55,400
不知道这些大哥可不可以帮帮忙
1355
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,240
大哥 你不要紧张
1356
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,600
我们都会发便当
1357
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:05,160
大哥 拜托你再考虑一下
1358
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:06,920
我们附鱼丸汤 好不好
1359
01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:13,840
好
1360
01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:16,400
那我现在去控场
1361
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:24,840
靠 遇到疯子
1362
01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:28,560
好了
1363
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:29,680
来
1364
01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:31,880
全世界准备
1365
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:34,280
现场安静喔
1366
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,160
现场准备
1367
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:37,240
开始录影 录音
1368
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:39,400
-已经开始录音
-开机 准备
1369
01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:40,960
70-1 第一次
1370
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:44,240
接著…
1371
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:45,840
开始
1372
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,000
快要出来了
1373
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:54,160
-快关起来
-该死
1374
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:55,200
老师 走
1375
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:56,640
快 快走
1376
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,480
-快点啊
-你赶快走
1377
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,360
他们已经落入我的陷阱了
1378
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,800
不用怕
1379
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,320
这个我来负责
1380
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:05,600
-会爆炸吗
-会
1381
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:09,000
好恐怖喔 我们快点走
1382
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,840
听我的话 要好好照顾自己喔
1383
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,280
-来 快走 放手
-我不要
1384
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:17,120
放手啦
1385
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:19,880
-不要
-走
1386
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:22,480
走
1387
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:27,520
卡
1388
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:30,880
-靠
-卡
1389
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,040
再拍一遍好不好
1390
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,000
来 我们再来一个
1391
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,280
我们再来一个
1392
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,160
锁起来
1393
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:44,520
走开…
1394
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:46,160
卡
1395
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:50,760
后面那一位同学 你不要再挖鼻孔了
1396
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,040
你再挖我就不给你便当了
1397
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:53,280
抱歉
1398
01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:55,760
这不关我的事 董事长喊卡的
1399
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:58,480
来 我们再来一个
1400
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:00,320
-快点走
-不要
1401
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:01,760
你快走 快走
1402
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:02,640
我不要走
1403
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:04,080
你要好好照顾自己
1404
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:05,360
来 走 快走
1405
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:06,920
快走 赶快走
1406
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,000
-赶快 我不要
-一起…
1407
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,280
卡
1408
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:22,840
我觉得这里情感不够
1409
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,920
应该是走回来 然后给老师一个吻
1410
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:29,240
这样情绪就很足够啊 对不对
1411
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,520
我们再一个 好不好
1412
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,640
里面的 拍戏要听导演的
1413
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:37,640
我跟你说喔
1414
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:39,200
等一下再喊卡
1415
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:41,000
我就一枪把你做掉
1416
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,120
我们再来一个
1417
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:48,240
开始
1418
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:49,640
走
1419
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:52,960
-我不要
-走
1420
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:30,360
怎么回事
1421
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:44,920
-着火了
-着火了
1422
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:46,800
-怎么会这样
-老大
1423
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,840
-是老大 快啊
-老大
1424
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,680
-出事了
-还有没有灭火器
1425
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:53,520
-老大
-快点救火啊
1426
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,000
老大
1427
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:56,560
老大
1428
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,760
-干得好
-快救火
1429
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,520
-快点
-还有谁没有出来
1430
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:03,080
-快叫救护车
-他没事吗
1431
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:04,640
-有人受伤了
-老大
1432
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:06,680
-快点
-老大
1433
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:10,920
老大
1434
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:14,800
老大
1435
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:16,720
老大
1436
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:20,240
老大 田中先生跟井泽先生到了
1437
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:21,960
是
1438
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:25,320
兄弟们
1439
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:29,160
大河组已经跟我配合了
1440
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:31,680
我们这么辛苦在拍戏
1441
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,560
也是为了钻石啊
1442
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:37,600
我不知道你们现在有什么感觉
1443
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:39,240
-还是说…
-还是说
1444
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,920
你们想要继续拍电影
1445
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:45,760
但是老大刚倒下去
1446
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:49,160
这样我们就没什么好谈了
1447
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:51,080
乾脆就拆组了
1448
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:53,080
谁开枪
1449
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,840
该死的 靠
1450
01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:58,360
该死的
1451
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:01,960
什么
1452
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:06,600
靠
1453
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:07,880
该死的
1454
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:10,040
该死的
1455
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:11,520
你现在是…
1456
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:14,000
本来要好好跟你合作的
1457
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:16,280
-我现在就送你去见豪洨
-老大
1458
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:17,840
老大 你看龙哥啦
1459
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:20,240
站起来了
1460
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,520
老大
1461
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:27,440
老大
1462
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,240
老大 你还好吧
1463
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:31,800
老大
1464
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,440
老大 你还好吧
1465
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:36,720
老大
1466
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:38,880
-老大
-老大
1467
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,120
阿甲
1468
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:13,360
老大 都出来了
1469
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:15,120
都出来了啦
1470
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:26,520
救命啊
1471
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:33,080
是你的还是我的
1472
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:36,120
靠…该死
1473
01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:37,680
靠
1474
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:43,080
打错电话 有没有搞错啊
1475
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:20,960
靠北啊
1476
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:25,520
卡
1477
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,080
看什么啊
1478
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:35,600
不会拿根烟来给我
1479
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:37,840
闭嘴啦
1480
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:38,760
好啦 快点
1481
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:40,160
动作快点喔 要拍了
1482
01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:42,360
你怎么没有死啊
1483
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,120
你真的这么想要我死
1484
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,560
我很想你耶
1485
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:49,880
好啦 知道啦
1486
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:51,360
已经没事了 对不对
1487
01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,560
你为什么都不跟我说啦
1488
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:57,080
我们两个一定要有一个来陪廖桑
1489
01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:59,240
如果先跟你说 一定会穿帮
1490
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,120
对啊 你演技那么烂
1491
01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:02,520
一定会穿帮
1492
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:04,840
导演好
1493
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:08,160
你怎么知道我会继续拍下去
1494
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:09,800
我就是想赌赌看
1495
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:11,600
看你是不是我兄弟啦
1496
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:12,640
你在说废话
1497
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:13,720
稳死啊
1498
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:15,960
老大
1499
01:28:16,520 --> 01:28:18,600
靠 你这死屁孩
1500
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:22,160
你胆子真大 敢来杀老子
1501
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:23,760
老大 抱歉啊
1502
01:28:26,240 --> 01:28:27,560
没事啦
1503
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,360
别紧张
1504
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:31,160
我知道你是为了兄弟
1505
01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:37,280
你是怎么样跟老大说好的
1506
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,240
那次你不想拍的时候
1507
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:41,720
廖桑不是有找我们算帐
1508
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:43,560
我只好通通跟龙哥说了
1509
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:47,560
老大
1510
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:48,840
-你要干什么
-没有啦 我…
1511
01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:51,800
什么事情
1512
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,080
老大
1513
01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:54,640
我有东西要给你
1514
01:28:57,840 --> 01:28:59,240
现在是什么情况
1515
01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:02,120
龙哥知道后 想要找廖桑讲清楚
1516
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:05,240
老大建议说为了钻石和公司
1517
01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:06,680
乾脆这样拍下去
1518
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:08,680
要怎样才会比较像
1519
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,520
就…你只要听声音就好了
1520
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:15,680
对…
1521
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,600
我看人家好莱坞都这样
1522
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,200
豪洨
1523
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:30,320
没有人
1524
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:31,360
好了 OK
1525
01:29:31,440 --> 01:29:33,920
龙发冷冻物流
1526
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:36,280
走了
1527
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:38,560
但刚刚明明就有爆炸啊
1528
01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:40,360
那为什么你们都没有事啊
1529
01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:41,600
为了要保护他们
1530
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:43,960
所以我们找到了一间一模一样的仓库
1531
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:45,360
在开拍之前
1532
01:29:45,440 --> 01:29:47,640
要先把他们移到另外一个仓库
1533
01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:48,680
来躲避爆炸
1534
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:51,680
这萤幕坏掉了 是吧
1535
01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:53,360
可是现在问题比较大的是
1536
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:55,040
我们今天临演不够啊
1537
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:59,360
不知道这些大哥可不可以帮帮忙
1538
01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:01,640
我们都会发便当
1539
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:04,680
所以你们现在看到的这个讯号
1540
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:06,240
就是另一间仓库的
1541
01:30:11,440 --> 01:30:13,000
你都不知道我们为了这一场戏
1542
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:14,520
偷偷排练了多少次
1543
01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:16,720
好险先把廖桑的枪调包
1544
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:19,680
就是为了要有打不死的效果啊
1545
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:22,720
所以我就真枪换了道具枪
1546
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:26,880
小帅
1547
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:28,560
棍子拿好
1548
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:30,400
-打这边看看
-这边吗
1549
01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:31,400
-这样
-来
1550
01:30:31,480 --> 01:30:32,320
这样可不可以
1551
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:34,640
这个位置对吗 好 试试看
1552
01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:40,640
-不要啊 老大 好痒
-神经啊
1553
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:42,400
你很没用
1554
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:49,680
快起来…
1555
01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:57,720
你不是要活尸的场面
1556
01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:59,040
现在给你啦
1557
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:07,320
人啊 一定要死一遍才会知道
1558
01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:11,480
谁才是你身边真正的兄弟
1559
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:19,040
人呢
1560
01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:27,680
老大
1561
01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:34,120
老大
1562
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:47,040
靠 连槟榔都湿掉 我真是…
1563
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:50,720
老大 我没有槟榔 但是我有烟啦
1564
01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:51,880
我这个防水的
1565
01:31:55,560 --> 01:31:56,440
来
1566
01:31:58,400 --> 01:31:59,440
我还有
1567
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:07,680
易燃爆裂物 严禁烟火
1568
01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:14,480
你快点走
1569
01:33:14,560 --> 01:33:15,960
-你快走
-别走
1570
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:17,400
你要好好照顾自己
1571
01:33:17,480 --> 01:33:18,480
-赶快走
-我不要走
1572
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:19,680
赶快
1573
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:27,360
老师 我爱你
1574
01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:39,720
剧终
1575
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:50,760
奶奶
1576
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:52,880
奶奶
1577
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:55,000
-起来 完了
-弟弟好像大便了
1578
01:33:55,080 --> 01:33:55,960
-你看
-我帮他换尿布
1579
01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:57,320
-等等喔
-烂片
1580
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:59,000
都不懂他到底在演什么
1581
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:00,880
下次喔 拜托一下两百块
1582
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:02,480
不要再看这种烂片
1583
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:03,920
难看得要命
1584
01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:04,960
美国那么多片…
1585
01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:06,480
到底是有多难看啊
1586
01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:08,240
来说清楚啊
1587
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:09,960
-导演在这边 说清楚啊
-好了
1588
01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:11,040
走啦
1589
01:34:11,120 --> 01:34:12,040
不要给老子遇到
1590
01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:13,400
-当面给你难看
-好啦
1591
01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:14,800
-难看？
-大哥
1592
01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:16,480
-抱歉
-抱歉
1593
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,560
是我不好
1594
01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:18,480
没有 是我们不好
1595
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:19,640
其实蛮好看
1596
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:20,600
老大
1597
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:24,880
找你的
1598
01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:27,680
老大
1599
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:37,040
香耐鹅
1600
01:34:37,120 --> 01:34:40,040
现在我要跟你报告一件好消息
1601
01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:42,480
这次我们得到法国坎坷影展
1602
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:43,800
最佳女主角奖
1603
01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:47,400
所以这些评审他们这么写
1604
01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:51,880
“女主角以惊人的病态肢体表现”
1605
01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:54,480
“来呈现一位年轻的女高中生”
1606
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:56,720
“冷漠的外表下”
1607
01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:58,760
“却藏不住奔放的灵魂”
1608
01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:03,320
所以香耐鹅 我会继续来支持稳死
1609
01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:05,040
再来拍一部续集
1610
01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:07,320
叫做《江湖无难事》
1611
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:11,640
女主角由小青来演
1612
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:18,560
所以希望香耐鹅你在天之灵
1613
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:22,040
希望保佑我们拍戏一切顺利
1614
01:35:28,920 --> 01:35:29,800
靠北啊
1615
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:31,760
什么啊
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