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- I'm not wearing one of
my most outlandish shirts
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because not only is it
just too hot in here,
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but this is a thirst trap reaction video,
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and some of the folks in these
thirst traps might see this.
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And this is the image I'd like to present.
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This is an application.
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I'm dressed for the interview.
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Buckle up!
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It has been a hot minute
since I've reacted to
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some hot queers doing
thirst traps on TikTok.
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Whoops!
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(Alayna laughing)
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Siri just popped up and said, "Hot queers?
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Sorry, I didn't get that."
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You wouldn't, Siri.
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You wouldn't.
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I went over on my Instagram
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and I asked you all to
tag me in your favorite
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actually good lesbian
or queer thirst traps,
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and from what I'm seeing in
my mentions, you came through.
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I haven't watched (kisses)
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good thirst traps in a
minute, so I'm ready.
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And (laughs)
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I've been alone now
again for, like, a month,
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and it's getting thirsty in here!
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It's amazing how quickly that happens.
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Hi everybody, my name is Alayna Joy,
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I make videos mostly
about the LGBTQ community
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here on this channel, and sometimes,
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I react to hot people on TikTok!
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And it's needed today.
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It's hot in here and
it needs to be hotter.
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It's hot in here, but it's not hot enough.
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Let's turn up the heat.
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(Alayna laughing)
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Why do I become a middle-aged parent
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trying to fit in with the youth
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when I do these videos?
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I belong here!
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I am TikTok's prime demographic!
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(cat meowing)
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Yeah Boogs, are you excited?
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Let's jump in.
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Did I say all the things I need to say?
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Follow me on Instagram,
subscribe to this channel
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if you haven't already.
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I'm Alayna.
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I'm gay.
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And let me show you why.
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All credit for the
reacting to actually good
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lesbian thirst traps
videos goes to Jade Fox.
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The one and only.
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She's the one that started the trend
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of doing videos like this.
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Her channel will be
linked in the description.
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- I see a lot of straight
girls in my comments section
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being like, "Is that a boy or a girl?"
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And I'm like, "Babe,
that's wishful thinking."
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We know I'm a girl, you're bisexual now.
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(Alayna laughing)
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- Well...
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So close, Marth, so close.
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I thought I was bisexual.
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I'm actually gay now,
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and you're part of the reason,
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so thank you very much for your service.
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- One thing I'ma live by
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is that I will never
stick to one aesthetic.
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I got some of this.
- Ooh!
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- Some of that.
(Alayna gasping)
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- Yes!
- Some of that!
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- Yes, please.
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- You know, she cleans up nice.
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- I'll take that, too!
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- Call me, beep me, if
you're trying to reach me.
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We can't forget the drip!
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The drip!
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But we can also take it back.
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Ha, she cute or whatever!
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But don't forget.
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Hoo!
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- How did you just rock every
single one of those outfits?
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How old are you?
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20!
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Okay, so, like, it's fine.
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(Alayna laughing)
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That's-
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You are
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attractive.
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Just, like, great job.
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Great job on the aesthetic,
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Great job on the...
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Great job.
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(cool hip-hop music)
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Here we go, that's a wig.
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Ooh!
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♪ I wanna see some ass ♪
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Oh.
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(Alayna laughing)
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Okay, bold.
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Bold.
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♪ My ex say I'm trippin' ♪
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♪ The money made me different ♪
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Yes, we are normalizing
masc people in bikinis!
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♪ Do you like this position,
do you like this position ♪
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♪ My ex say I'm trippin' ♪
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♪ The money made me different ♪
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♪ I say "Bitch you just addicted
because of what a dick did" ♪
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♪ Do you like this position,
do you like this position ♪
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Okay, that has so many
things that I enjoy.
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(Alayna laughing)
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I love when people have those little tops,
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(Alayna laughing)
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with, like, the under-boob.
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(hand slapping)
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That's so attractive!
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Is that not so attractive?
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And then, any kind of anything
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that's like strings up here.
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I know that's the technical term,
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but, like, strings that
are pulled up high?
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(Alayna sighing)
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How old is this person?
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23!
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Okay, acceptable.
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We can handle that.
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♪ Do you like this position ♪
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Like, give me that top!
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And also the shirt. (laughs)
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Just kidding!
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Just kidding.
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(slow hip-hop music)
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Yes, muscles!
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(slow hip-hop music)
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And flexible!
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(slow hip-hop music)
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Look at those triceps!
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You go!
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Oh.
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(Slow hip-hop music)
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Oh, my God!
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(laughs) Oh, my God!
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That's, like...
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(Slow hip-hop music)
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It's yoga.
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We're fine.
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We're fine, okay, we're
getting a little spicy
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with the look.
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(slow hip-hop music)
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I need to get back into yoga.
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(high-energy dance music)
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Okay, not a thirst trap, but
incredibly attractive person.
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- You do realize that humans
were really only supposed to
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be on this earth to eat
fruit in the wilderness,
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butt naked and (beep), right?
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All of his hard work (beep)
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is shit we brought on ourselves.
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This is stupid, I don't want to do it.
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- (sighs) Just the-
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How
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is someone this attractive?
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How do you
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do that?
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I don't comprehend it.
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I'm perceiving it, but
I'm not comprehending it.
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(funky music)
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♪ Dude, she's just not into you ♪
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Oh, cute!
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Oh, you are cute!
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Who is this person, Monique?
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Monique, you are cute!
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How old is Monique?
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We don't know, we'll just say she's cute.
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Oh my God, I'm sweating.
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It is so hot in here!
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But still not hot enough!
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Turn it up! (laughs)
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Where are the BIPOC folks at?
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Like, I understand that there are a lot of
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hot white queers, but there's also
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a lot of hot BIPOC queers, where they at?
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♪ But tonight girl I'ma
you how much I love you ♪
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♪ Let the party begin ♪
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♪ I'ma do something I
never did to you, girl ♪
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♪ I'ma turn you out, I'll
show you a new you, girl ♪
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♪ Tell your friends you
ain't coming out tonight ♪
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(Alayna laughing)
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Yeah, do that thing.
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♪ I'ma do something I
never did to you, girl ♪
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♪ I'ma turn you out, I'll
show you a new you, girl ♪
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♪ Tell your friends you
ain't coming out tonight ♪
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That's...
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Yeah, I will take, I'll
take one of that, please.
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(Alayna laughing)
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I'm so sweaty!
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I'm, like, slipping around on this stool
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because of how sweaty my legs are.
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That was the wrong thing to say.
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♪ I was only just a breath
removed from going to waste ♪
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- Oh, you look little.
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Cute!
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♪ 'Till I found salvation
in the form of your grace ♪
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Aww!
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♪ Your Grace ♪
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Aww!
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♪ Your grace ♪
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Aww, that was cute!
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I'm so lonely. (laughs)
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I'm not, I'm not.
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♪ Good little girl always
picking a fight with me ♪
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♪ You know that I'm bad ♪
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♪ But your spending the night with me ♪
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♪ What do you want from my world ♪
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♪ You're a good little girl ♪
Oh, my God!
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I'm maintaining eye contact.
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(Alayna gasping)
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Have we seen that one before?
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That's giving me deja vu.
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This is not okay, that's not okay.
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Oh, it's her again!
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Monique!
(cat meowing)
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Yeah, Boogs!
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I think we've seen her
(cat meowing)
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do that audio before,
or we've seen someone
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with that audio before.
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I don't recognize the
lavender underwear. (laughs)
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That makes me think this
is a new TikTok for me.
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(cat meowing)
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Yes, Boogs!
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I don't know if you should be seeing this.
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Mom's having a moment.
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(cat meowing)
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Like, I might-
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I'm gonna have to-
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This is-
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I'm very aware that you're
all watching me right now,
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but I am gonna have to follow this person.
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(Alayna sighing)
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I need a minute.
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I need to recover from that one!
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That really...
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Okay.
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Just slip slidin' right around.
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Just gross, Alayna.
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I can't even make-
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Can I even make that joke?
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Gross.
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Hi!
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You look young.
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♪ Jetson made another one, baby ♪
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♪ I wanna see some ass ♪
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♪ I wanna see some ass ♪
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♪ Baby can you do it like that ♪
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Okay, I'm catching onto a trend.
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Coming on more fem presenting,
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the person saying they're more into mascs,
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and then coming back as
the masc-presenting person.
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24!
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Okay, let's watch it again.
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(Alayna laughing)
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♪ Jetson made another one, baby ♪
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♪ I wanna see some ass ♪
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♪ I wanna see some ass ♪
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♪ Baby can you do it like that ♪
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It hits different when
they're legal. (laughs)
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I hate these videos!
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I hate these videos.
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No, I love them.
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I see another redhead.
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I see a couple more redheads.
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When I see a redhead, I have to click.
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- You would feel so much better
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with my fingers (beep)
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(Alayna yelling)
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- No.
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(Alayna laughing)
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I think that needed a trigger warning!
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Okay, now I'm a little bit
afraid to click on the redheads.
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♪ How do you get to Wonderland ♪
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Oh!
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There's two of them.
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♪ Over the hill or underland ♪
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Aww!
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♪ Or just behind a tree ♪
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Aww!
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That's pleasing!
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Can I get this image as, like, a print?
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I would put that up on my wall.
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- [Spike Spiegal] I love the kind of woman
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that will actually just kill me.
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♪ Okay shawty, okay shawty, okay shawty, ♪
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♪ Okay shawty, okay shawty ♪
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- There's a lot happening.
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There's a lot happening in this video
00:11:25.495 --> 00:11:26.713
from this 21 year old.
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Very attractive human.
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Very attractive.
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This was a lot to unpack.
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Oh no, I'm so ready for this.
00:11:36.426 --> 00:11:37.259
Oh, no.
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♪ Jetson made another one, baby ♪
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♪ I wanna see some ass ♪
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♪ I wanna see some ass ♪
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I'm not sure how old
you are, but great job.
00:11:47.243 --> 00:11:48.584
Great job on the trend.
00:11:48.584 --> 00:11:52.456
I think you nailed it, I
have no criticisms for you,
00:11:52.456 --> 00:11:54.375
just positive feedback only.
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(Alayna humming thoughtfully)
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Let's see- (gasps)
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Is it Hannah?
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Hannahbreadtok!
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♪ I do the same thing I told
you that I never would ♪
00:12:01.985 --> 00:12:04.813
♪ I told you I'd change, even
when I knew I never could ♪
00:12:04.813 --> 00:12:07.592
♪ Know that I can't find
nobody else as good as you ♪
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♪ I need you to stay ♪
Oh, no.
00:12:09.894 --> 00:12:12.511
♪ I'll be fucked up if
you can't be right here ♪
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♪ I do the same ♪
Hannah!
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♪ Told you that I never would ♪
00:12:15.354 --> 00:12:18.163
♪ I told you I'd change, even
when I knew I never could ♪
00:12:18.163 --> 00:12:22.343
♪ Know that I can't find
nobody else as good as you ♪
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It's just...
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(Alayna laughing)
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If I wasn't so washed out from the
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too much light situation,
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you would see that I am bright red.
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(cat meowing)
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♪ Can I ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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Yeah, yeah.
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♪ Can I bring you to the
six where I really stay ♪
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Yup.
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The answer is yes. (laughs)
00:12:49.316 --> 00:12:53.145
- Who in the hell said I couldn't finish?
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I did.
00:12:55.587 --> 00:12:57.257
What you gonna do about it?
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- I love that audio.
00:12:59.070 --> 00:12:59.903
- Nothing.
00:13:01.163 --> 00:13:02.629
- [Both] I did.
00:13:02.629 --> 00:13:03.557
- Love that audio.
00:13:03.557 --> 00:13:05.158
Love it, love it, love it.
00:13:05.158 --> 00:13:07.785
♪ And I keep hitting repeat ♪
Oh!
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So cute!
00:13:09.554 --> 00:13:11.779
♪ No one compares ♪
(Alayna gasping)
00:13:11.779 --> 00:13:14.807
♪ You stand alone ♪
00:13:14.807 --> 00:13:18.368
♪ To every record I own ♪
00:13:18.368 --> 00:13:20.818
♪ Music to my heart ♪
00:13:20.818 --> 00:13:21.677
How old are you?
00:13:21.677 --> 00:13:24.427
I'm not sure, but, like, so cute.
00:13:25.363 --> 00:13:26.196
So cute!
00:13:26.196 --> 00:13:27.805
How did you keep your eyes open
00:13:27.805 --> 00:13:29.358
in the direct sunlight like that?
00:13:29.358 --> 00:13:30.691
That's not easy.
00:13:31.745 --> 00:13:33.412
Ooh, a climbing one!
00:13:36.635 --> 00:13:37.732
Yes!
00:13:37.732 --> 00:13:39.142
(Alayna gasping)
00:13:39.142 --> 00:13:41.218
(cool rock music)
00:13:41.218 --> 00:13:44.027
Okay, those are so hard to hold onto.
00:13:44.027 --> 00:13:46.860
(cool rock music)
00:13:48.151 --> 00:13:49.484
I'm sorry, what?
00:13:50.419 --> 00:13:53.252
(cool rock music)
00:14:03.572 --> 00:14:04.652
Okay, that was incredible.
00:14:04.652 --> 00:14:07.824
People think, in bouldering,
that the bigger the hold,
00:14:07.824 --> 00:14:09.554
the easier it is to hold onto.
00:14:09.554 --> 00:14:11.653
That's definitely not always true.
00:14:11.653 --> 00:14:15.303
These big round holds are
actually incredibly difficult
00:14:15.303 --> 00:14:16.961
to hold onto because you can't get
00:14:16.961 --> 00:14:18.262
your fingers into anything.
00:14:18.262 --> 00:14:20.822
You're trying to hold
your body up like this.
00:14:20.822 --> 00:14:21.655
Damn.
00:14:21.655 --> 00:14:22.860
Very impressive.
00:14:22.860 --> 00:14:24.302
♪ Make a run for, shawty ♪
00:14:24.302 --> 00:14:27.741
♪ Call him Ed Sheeran,
he in love with my body ♪
00:14:27.741 --> 00:14:30.141
(Alayna laughing)
00:14:30.141 --> 00:14:31.840
♪ Get into it, yuh ♪
00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:33.007
I could never.
00:14:33.851 --> 00:14:36.323
♪ And if she ain't got a
butt ♪ How do you do that? ♪
00:14:38.789 --> 00:14:39.999
I could never.
00:14:39.999 --> 00:14:43.082
(cool hip-hop music)
00:14:44.590 --> 00:14:46.154
Oh.
00:14:46.154 --> 00:14:46.987
Oh.
00:14:49.218 --> 00:14:52.142
(cool hip-hop music)
00:14:52.142 --> 00:14:54.793
Again, I could never. (laughs)
00:14:54.793 --> 00:14:57.038
Here we go, let me just completely
00:14:57.038 --> 00:14:58.473
embarrass myself here for a minute.
00:14:58.473 --> 00:15:01.390
I don't know how you just did that.
00:15:02.273 --> 00:15:03.622
(Alayna laughing)
00:15:03.622 --> 00:15:04.789
How did you...
00:15:09.938 --> 00:15:12.312
That's enough of that, immediately.
00:15:12.312 --> 00:15:15.581
♪ Hands up, hands high ♪
00:15:15.581 --> 00:15:18.680
♪ Don't go screamin' if
I blow you with a bang ♪
00:15:18.680 --> 00:15:20.561
♪ Aw, suki suki ♪
00:15:20.561 --> 00:15:22.621
♪ I'm comin' in the Cherokee ♪
00:15:22.621 --> 00:15:23.960
♪ Gasoline ♪
00:15:23.960 --> 00:15:25.371
Cute!
00:15:25.371 --> 00:15:27.570
Okay, just a couple more. Oh
my God, how many more can I do?
00:15:27.570 --> 00:15:28.760
I just want to do a couple more
00:15:28.760 --> 00:15:30.261
and then I'll stop, I promise.
00:15:30.261 --> 00:15:33.602
Just a couple more and then I'll stop!
00:15:33.602 --> 00:15:35.532
♪ I wanna kiss you ♪
Oh!
00:15:35.532 --> 00:15:38.530
♪ until I lose my breath ♪
Okay.
00:15:38.530 --> 00:15:39.841
Her?
00:15:39.841 --> 00:15:41.938
♪ I don't want to be your friend ♪
00:15:41.938 --> 00:15:46.938
♪ I wanna kiss your lips ♪
In the green thing?
00:15:48.262 --> 00:15:50.030
I have such a crush.
00:15:50.030 --> 00:15:51.783
Like, such a crush!
00:15:51.783 --> 00:15:53.011
I can't remember her name.
00:15:53.011 --> 00:15:54.961
I think on TikTok it's,
like, Barbie-something.
00:15:54.961 --> 00:15:55.922
This one!
00:15:55.922 --> 00:15:56.903
Blundy!
00:15:56.903 --> 00:15:58.151
Oh, blood?
00:15:58.151 --> 00:15:59.160
Bludnymph.
00:15:59.160 --> 00:16:01.280
(Alayna laughing)
00:16:01.280 --> 00:16:03.332
Not Barbie, Bludnymph.
00:16:03.332 --> 00:16:04.165
Like...
00:16:07.237 --> 00:16:10.998
♪ Running away is easy ♪
00:16:10.998 --> 00:16:13.907
♪ It's the leaving that's hard ♪
00:16:13.907 --> 00:16:15.007
Is that a joke?
00:16:15.007 --> 00:16:16.573
Like, how is...
00:16:16.573 --> 00:16:17.944
How is this person real?
00:16:17.944 --> 00:16:20.912
♪ You're exciting, boy, come find me ♪
00:16:20.912 --> 00:16:25.745
♪ Your eyes told me,
"Girl, come ride me" ♪
00:16:29.063 --> 00:16:30.482
(Alayna sighing)
00:16:30.482 --> 00:16:31.315
Okay.
00:16:31.315 --> 00:16:33.692
One more, one more that
I've been tagged in.
00:16:33.692 --> 00:16:35.863
One more! ♪ Got a little
brown, one lick on the tan ♪
00:16:35.863 --> 00:16:37.785
♪ Little drip on the neck,
six figure on the hand ♪
00:16:37.785 --> 00:16:39.111
Cute!
00:16:39.111 --> 00:16:39.944
Oh.
00:16:39.944 --> 00:16:41.192
♪ When I lift both doors
and I hit on the gas ♪
00:16:41.192 --> 00:16:43.063
♪ Then zoom, zoom get out the fast lane ♪
00:16:43.063 --> 00:16:44.224
Its just, like, so cute though.
00:16:44.224 --> 00:16:47.394
Like, when people can pull off both?
00:16:47.394 --> 00:16:48.272
Okay, I lied, one more.
00:16:48.272 --> 00:16:49.105
Last one!
00:16:50.284 --> 00:16:52.480
Oh, same song. ♪ Six figure on the hand ♪
00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:54.291
♪ I feel like a goat
when I sit on the Lam' ♪
00:16:54.291 --> 00:16:55.984
♪ When I lift both doors
and I hit on the gas ♪
00:16:55.984 --> 00:16:58.002
♪ Then zoom, zoom, get out the fast lane ♪
00:16:58.002 --> 00:16:59.722
♪ Boom, boom, that's why my ass ate ♪
00:16:59.722 --> 00:17:01.062
♪ Bow, Bow ♪
00:17:01.062 --> 00:17:02.704
What an entrance!
00:17:02.704 --> 00:17:04.401
♪ Little drip on the neck,
six figure on the hand ♪
00:17:04.401 --> 00:17:06.123
♪ I feel like a goat
when I sit on the Lam' ♪
00:17:06.123 --> 00:17:07.892
♪ When I lift both doors
and I hit on the gas ♪
00:17:07.892 --> 00:17:09.832
♪ Then zoom, zoom, get out the fast lane ♪
00:17:09.832 --> 00:17:13.509
♪ Boom, boom that's why my ass ate ♪
00:17:13.509 --> 00:17:14.522
Yes!
00:17:14.522 --> 00:17:15.463
Okay, I need to end this.
00:17:15.463 --> 00:17:16.984
I need to end it.
00:17:16.984 --> 00:17:19.013
That's enough, I need to walk away.
00:17:19.013 --> 00:17:20.870
I need to walk away, I
need to have some water,
00:17:20.870 --> 00:17:23.241
but I don't have water near
me, I just have coffee.
00:17:23.241 --> 00:17:24.074
That will do.
00:17:24.074 --> 00:17:26.611
That's it for this video!
00:17:26.611 --> 00:17:27.830
I hope that you've enjoyed it.
00:17:27.830 --> 00:17:31.241
I never know how to
close these out, because
00:17:31.241 --> 00:17:32.948
(laughs) I just feel...
00:17:32.948 --> 00:17:34.332
I'm feeling so many things,
00:17:34.332 --> 00:17:37.150
I'm feeling exposed,
small amounts of shame.
00:17:37.150 --> 00:17:38.012
(Alayna laughing)
00:17:38.012 --> 00:17:41.121
I can never tell if I leave these videos
00:17:41.121 --> 00:17:43.202
thirstier than I entered them.
00:17:43.202 --> 00:17:45.181
That's what she said?
00:17:45.181 --> 00:17:48.612
I don't know if these videos
help, is what I'm saying.
00:17:48.612 --> 00:17:50.870
You know those experiments where
00:17:50.870 --> 00:17:53.382
they showed that purging anger
00:17:53.382 --> 00:17:55.511
actually just creates more anger?
00:17:55.511 --> 00:17:58.270
Are these videos cathartic to my thirst,
00:17:58.270 --> 00:18:00.742
or are they just making me thirstier?
00:18:00.742 --> 00:18:02.400
Let's do some research on that.
00:18:02.400 --> 00:18:03.842
But that's all I have for you today.
00:18:03.842 --> 00:18:05.583
I hope that you all enjoyed it.
00:18:05.583 --> 00:18:09.104
As always, a big thank
you to my VIP patrons,
00:18:09.104 --> 00:18:11.610
my vitally important producers!
00:18:11.610 --> 00:18:13.571
It's thanks to all of
you over on my Patreon
00:18:13.571 --> 00:18:15.331
that I can do videos like this,
00:18:15.331 --> 00:18:17.450
even when I know that
they're gonna get demonetized
00:18:17.450 --> 00:18:19.390
because I'm sharing so much
00:18:19.390 --> 00:18:21.166
copywritten content with you all,
00:18:21.166 --> 00:18:23.407
so a huge thank you to all of you.
00:18:23.407 --> 00:18:25.958
I love you very much,
thank you for watching,
00:18:25.958 --> 00:18:28.778
and I will see you in the next one.
00:18:28.778 --> 00:18:29.859
Bye!
00:18:29.859 --> 00:18:31.369
(Alayna kissing)
00:18:31.369 --> 00:18:33.957
(cat meowing)
Yes, Boogs!
00:18:33.957 --> 00:18:34.906
(cat meowing)
00:18:34.906 --> 00:18:35.739
Yes.
00:18:37.347 --> 00:18:38.758
(cat meowing)
00:18:38.758 --> 00:18:39.945
Yes!
00:18:39.945 --> 00:18:40.989
There it is, okay.
(cat meowing)
00:18:40.989 --> 00:18:41.822
Yes!
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