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♪ Into the Dark 2x07 ♪
Pooka Lives
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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Ellie!
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What the hell?
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There are pictures all over the internet
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of Security dragging
you out of the office.
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What happened?
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They wanted to change Pooka.
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And I can't have that.
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They just don't understand.
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You can't improve perfection.
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Perfection!
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Well, that's just great.
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That's just fucking great.
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Go and get yourself fired
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because they changed your stupid toy?
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Stupid toy.
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Why are you even working on that thing?
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They can't make Pooka without me.
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Pooka and I are one.
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No! No, no, don't hurt him!
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No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay,
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you didn't do anything wrong.
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You didn't do anything wrong.
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He just doesn't understand.
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Understand.
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Are you for real?
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Now, you have officially lost your mind.
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You have gone insane!
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I am so done.
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Done.
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All right.
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That is it!
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No!
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I am gonna fucking murder
all of these things!
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Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Shut up.
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Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
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Shut up! Shut up!
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♪ You'll never know what Pooka will do ♪
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Derrick!
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Hey, you made it!
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Hey, Molly.
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Oh! This is gonna be awesome!
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Big city man back in Spring Valley.
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Come on, what?
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We got your room all set up,
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but it's no fancy New York apartment,
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- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, we won't charge
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- that much rent.
- Oh, he's kidding.
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Can you go get his bags, Matt?
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- Yep.
- Good. Come on.
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Really glad you guys let me stay here.
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Oh no, we're thrilled, especially Matt.
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How much did you pack, man?
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♪ Pooka see, Pooka do ♪
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♪ Pooka me, Pooka you ♪
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♪ You never know what Pooka will do ♪
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♪ Pooka loves, Pooka
fights, Pooka laughs ♪
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I see you still have
a thing for crystals.
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Huh! These are just the ones
I let her keep in the house.
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Let me?
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I'm sorry for trying
to balance the energies
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- of our living space.
- All right.
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Hey, Lauren, we're gonna go eat now.
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Okay, Mom.
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Make sure to pay
attention to Becky, okay?
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You got it, Mrs. C.
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Whoa!
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Hey, aren't you that guy that like...
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Bye, Mom; bye, Dad...
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and stranger.
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Hey, baby?
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This is Derrick.
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He's my friend from when I was your age.
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Hi, kiddo.
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He's gonna be staying
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with us for a few months,
just until things, like, blow over.
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He doesn't look like he
shot himself in the foot.
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Okay!
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Hey, Becky, remember
to check her closet,
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or else you're never
gonna get her to sleep.
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- Right.
- Bye, kiddo.
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Wait, you didn't say bye to Jenni!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Bye-bye, Jenni!
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That's an imaginary friend.
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I don't get it.
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It figures Molly's kid would
have an imaginary friend.
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- Right.
- What?
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So, where are we going?
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Wow. This place has not changed at all
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since we were kids.
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Yeah. That's why we like it.
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It's consistent and reliable.
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Somebody report a stolen car?
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Bennie, holy shit!
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What happened to you?
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Aww!
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What do you mean, what happened to me?
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You lost, like a whole person here!
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- You look good!
- Oh, thank you, man.
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Well, it's a lot of CrossFit.
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Gotta stay competitive
when you're one of only
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five gay people in a 50-mile radius.
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So what brings you back home, man?
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We never thought we'd
see you again back here
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after you left town.
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I wouldn't call it
home, exactly, but, uh...
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I just needed a little break
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from New York, and Matt
and Molly graciously
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decided to put up with me.
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Now, what are you talking about?
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We have been trying to get
you to come back for years.
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He even got a job at SCI.
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Yeah. Remember when we thought
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that English degree would
never amount to anything?
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Now he's working for Pooka!
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You get to write about Pooka!
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Hey, you know who else works at SCI?
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Hm.
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Susan.
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Susan!
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Thanks for the heads-up, Moll.
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Yeah, we broke up, like, a decade ago.
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I'm pretty sure she moved on.
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Yeah, but Derrick, though,
real talk, she has aged so well.
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Oh my God, Matt, what...
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No, I mean, and so have you!
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- We have all aged very well.
- Matt, good luck with that.
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Hey, but seriously, is that
your black sedan out front?
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It's been reported stolen.
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I ran the plates and it's
registered under your name
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so I'm gonna assume you
didn't steal your own car?
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Yeah, probably someone from my, um,
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online fan club.
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Huh, that's a weird
thing for a fan to do.
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Listen, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to
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bring you down to the station
tomorrow and sort it out.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Uh, I gotta get back on patrol,
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but can we all hang out tomorrow?
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- It'll be like the old times.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Come by the house around 7:00, huh?
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All right.
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Gimme an excuse to get dolled-up.
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Bye.
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He has no idea how
good he looks, does he?
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- Completely oblivious.
- Got it.
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Mm-hm! Round two.
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So how are you guys doing?
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Uh, we're okay.
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Matt's still working
at the car dealership
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and still watches nothing but football.
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I still have the boutique.
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Yeah, same old, same old.
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It's all very fine.
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Very Spring Valley, you mean.
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Honestly, I'm really glad you're here.
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I needed a change too.
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Hey, Molls, we gotta go.
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Lauren had another
one of her nightmares.
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You know, I blame her
imagination on you.
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Yeah, well, she definitely
didn't get it from you.
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Oh! Hey.
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Sorry, Mrs. C., I couldn't
get her to go back to sleep.
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Hey, baby!
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What happened?
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I'm scared all the
bears are going to die
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because global warming
is destroying our planet
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and they can't hibernate!
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She wanted to hear a bedtime story
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but it freaked her out.
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Oh, you mean that nature one?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I like to change
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the ending on that one,
it gets weirdly dark.
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- Oh.
- Well, thanks, Becky,
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you can take off if you want.
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Thanks. Sorry again.
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Ah!
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See you around, squirt!
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All right, bug, let's
get you to bed, huh?
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Come on, I'll be your bear, come on.
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- Say goodnight to Derrick!
- Goodnight.
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Hey, I'll show you to your room.
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You get to stay in Matt's man cave.
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What up, Jaxers?
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It's ya boy, Jax.
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Back at it again with another video,
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you already know what's good.
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Got a quick lil' update
about that doucher, Derdick.
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He is now officially cancelled!
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Oh, baby!
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So shout-out to you all for
making sure everyone knows
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how much of a loser wannabe he is.
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No one messes with
Jax, baby, mm, mm, mm.
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Anyways, just gonna leave
a little friendly reminder
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of all his socials on the screen
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if you wanna say, like,
hi, you know, or whatever.
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Jax out, baby.
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Here we go.
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So you're the new guy.
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Susan!
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We have gotta stop meeting like this!
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Well, you know,
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- I was here first, so...
- Ah, yes.
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Ooh, so since Kathy is talking to Jim,
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I'm guessing that everyone's gonna know
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about that whole Internet pariah thing
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by, like, lunch.
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Is there anyone on this
planet who doesn't know?
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I mean, you were trending.
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Susan!
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Crazy thing.
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I still don't have the new Pooka design
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on my desk yet!
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You know, the unveiling's next week.
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Were you... planning
to do that today, or...
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Yes, yes; sorry, sir, it's on the way.
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You're the new copywriter, huh?
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Well, it's nice that
the company's taking on
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a #charitycase.
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Just try to keep a low profile, huh?
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Get him started on my speech ASAP.
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Mm-hm.
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- Who is he?
- Amir.
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He's the general manager.
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He's been up my ass about
this whole Pooka redesign
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we're launching next week.
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But if you have any questions,
I'm over in Marketing.
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We're, like, somewhere over
in that general vicinity.
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By the other generic cubicles?
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- Yeah.
- Got it.
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Cool.
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See you around, stranger.
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See you around, stranger.
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Boo!
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Whoa, dude!
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Chill out!
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I was just messing with you.
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What is happening?
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Name's Andy.
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I'm in charge of social media.
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Had to get some promo shots
with the OG Pooka here for Insta.
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Wait.
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I recognize you.
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You... you're the new copywriter?
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Yeah.
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- That's me.
- Cool.
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That means you work for me.
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Wow.
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You are...
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very young.
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Yeah. Got fast-tracked.
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Dad's an associate regional manager!
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00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:17,959
So that's the original Pooka doll?
268
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,329
Yeah, the one and only.
269
00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:24,129
You know the story about the
chick who created it, right?
270
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,759
No.
271
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,509
She went nuts,
272
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:29,679
killed her husband,
273
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,889
and lit herself on fire.
274
00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:35,969
Really?
275
00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:37,179
Yup.
276
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,389
Fucked-up, huh?
277
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,229
Hey, anyway, peace out, Derrick.
278
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:54,030
_
279
00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:02,209
What up, Jaxers?
280
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,959
It's ya boy, Jax,
281
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,999
comin' at you with some hot goss.
282
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,549
But first, a very special shout-out
283
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:11,469
to a truly dedicated
Jaxer for trackin' down
284
00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:12,844
our favorite loser.
285
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,059
Aww, poor Derdick!
286
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,429
Looks like he went a little wee-wee
287
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:18,139
and ran all the way back home!
288
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,059
I think it's my duty to give him a, uh,
289
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:23,859
very special homecoming.
290
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:26,479
So if there are any Jaxers
in the Spring Valley area,
291
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,740
make sure to do your very
best to welcome him back.
292
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,409
Hey. What are you doing back?
293
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:36,539
Some asshat fucked with my car.
294
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,829
Oh.
295
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,909
- "You sux"?
- Right?
296
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:42,209
If you're gonna insult a writer,
297
00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:44,789
at least use proper grammar.
298
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,549
You gonna go to HR?
299
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:48,049
What happened to keeping a low profile?
300
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,089
Maybe you're right.
301
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,049
Well, either way, I'll see you tonight.
302
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,589
Tonight?
303
00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:55,219
Yeah, at your welcome home party.
304
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,599
Molly texted me about it?
305
00:15:57,601 --> 00:16:00,099
Oh... was that a surprise?
306
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,100
To me, it was.
307
00:16:01,101 --> 00:16:02,849
Oops. Um...
308
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:04,229
well, see ya there.
309
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,609
Yeah. Bring alcohol.
310
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,319
- Please, yeah.
- Okay, yeah.
311
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,209
Remember that time
312
00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:24,079
when we, uh, tried to
TP Mrs. Kruger's house?
313
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,379
We tried to TP her place
314
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,169
but you couldn't get the
TP roll over the tree.
315
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,249
You know what?
316
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,959
Matt was the athlete, not me, right?
317
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,299
I had the muscles to take
it over the top, baby!
318
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:35,219
- Had.
- Aww!
319
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,523
Hey, Bennie, you might wanna
take it easy on those brownies.
320
00:16:37,525 --> 00:16:39,349
They're, uh, Molly's special recipe.
321
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:41,389
Mm! Honestly, these are fantastic!
322
00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:43,229
No, it...
323
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:44,559
You put weed in here?
324
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,229
- Yes!
- No! I can't get high!
325
00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:48,359
- I'm a sheriff's deputy.
- Sorry!
326
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,649
Oh, what the hell.
327
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:51,772
So good.
328
00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:53,296
You guys, this is so much fun.
329
00:16:53,298 --> 00:16:55,150
It's just like when we were kids, right?
330
00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:56,659
This is making me miss being 16.
331
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:59,119
- I just wanna be 16 again.
- Are you kidding me?
332
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:03,109
Do you know how awful it would
be to be a teenager now, okay?
333
00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:06,378
Social media's the worst invention ever.
334
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,749
All right, I can't do it.
335
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,249
Everyone's dancing around the issue
336
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,549
and I have no idea what's going on,
337
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:11,959
so I gotta ask, Derrick,
338
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,509
what is it with you
and the internet thing?
339
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,549
- Bennie!
- No, it's fine.
340
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,299
Figures Bennie wouldn't know.
341
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:21,379
I, um, wrote a book
about online personalities
342
00:17:21,381 --> 00:17:24,573
that pissed off one of
the biggest influencers
343
00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:28,688
on the internet, some
douchebag named Jax.
344
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,229
I'm sorry, man.
345
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:32,069
I know he's ruining your life, but...
346
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:35,569
Jax puts out the funniest videos.
347
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:41,119
- Mm... um...
- _
348
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,199
Wait, didn't his videos hurt kids?
349
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,459
Like, they were eating marbles
and, like, rupturing colons?
350
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,209
Yeah... kids, adults,
a lot of people did it.
351
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,339
Like, a lot of people do it,
like, all kinds of people,
352
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,459
adults too.
353
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:55,839
Um... so what happened?
354
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,889
He made it his mission to ruin my life.
355
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:02,679
Sent his horde to crucify
me on social media,
356
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,349
flooded online sites with bad reviews,
357
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:09,559
boycotted my publisher, killed sales.
358
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,991
He, uh, destroyed my career.
359
00:18:11,993 --> 00:18:15,239
All that work was just
erased from existence.
360
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,149
Might as well have been dead.
361
00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:18,159
Dead!
362
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:21,949
Oh!
363
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,869
Mom? I had a nightmare.
364
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,459
Oh, baby, come over here.
365
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,579
Was it about pomegranates again?
366
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,629
Look, I know those seeds are weird,
367
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,959
but it's just a fruit, I promise.
368
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,459
No, it was Momo.
369
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,969
Oh, sweetie is that, like, a K-pop band?
370
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:39,969
Uh, no, not exactly.
371
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:43,429
Momo is a dumb, scary-looking doll thing
372
00:18:43,431 --> 00:18:45,889
with big bug eyes, right?
373
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,809
Oh yeah, Kathy sent that to me.
374
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,439
Bunch of kids made up a story
375
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,237
that if you don't do what Momo says,
376
00:18:51,239 --> 00:18:53,689
- she'll make you...
- Mm... mm...
377
00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,609
- do... do bad things.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
378
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:57,029
So, someone sent it to Matt
379
00:18:57,030 --> 00:19:00,359
and he accidentally showed
it to a certain little girl.
380
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,239
All right, let's get you to bed before
381
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,239
Mommy sics Momo on both of us.
382
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,300
Say goodnight!
383
00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:08,909
Goodnight, everybody,
let's go, let's go...
384
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,249
All right, bug, goodnight, muah!
385
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,129
Don't forget Jenni!
386
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,339
You know Jenni's not real, right?
387
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,959
Don't listen to him, Jenni.
388
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,589
Mom says we can manifest
ethereal entities
389
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:22,219
with our psychic energies.
390
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,259
Right. Okay.
391
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,969
Uh, goodnight, Jenni, muah!
392
00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:28,429
Don't keep her up too late, okay?
393
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,859
She is just like
I was when I was little.
394
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,149
Weird as fuck?
395
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:43,449
So what's with the whole
murder-suicide thing in Pooka?
396
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,159
You didn't hear about
what happened last year?
397
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,079
It was Ellie Burgis.
398
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,789
Do you remember her?
She was in our class.
399
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:53,499
She used to sit in the back
row and, like, eat her own hair?
400
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,322
Oh, Ellie Burgess!
401
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,209
Yeah, Ellie Burgess and
I went on a couple dates
402
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,339
back in the day.
403
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,669
Talk about a bullet dodged.
404
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,939
She actually came up
with the idea for the doll
405
00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:04,009
when she was working in Accounting.
406
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,178
The company bought it
off of her, but then
407
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:09,639
they wanted to do a
remodel to spruce it up
408
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,389
and she went berserk
409
00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:15,009
and Security had to, like,
escort her out of the building
410
00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:18,229
and she did it that night.
411
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:20,089
You know, I was the one
that got called to the scene
412
00:20:20,091 --> 00:20:21,122
that night.
413
00:20:21,124 --> 00:20:22,989
- I don't wanna hear about this.
- Oh, I wanna hear about that.
414
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,819
- Come on.
- No!
415
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,964
Well, we needed forensics to tell
416
00:20:26,966 --> 00:20:28,789
the bodies apart because
they were so charred.
417
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,249
You wanna know the creepiest part?
418
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,159
Because that wasn't creepy enough?
419
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,579
She was wearing a Pooka
mask when she did it
420
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,709
and it melted to her face.
421
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,669
Bennie! Why do you
have that on your phone?
422
00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:44,379
You brought that up so fast!
423
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:47,659
What would make someone do that?
424
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:54,367
Hey, use the doorbell!
425
00:20:54,369 --> 00:20:56,229
- Jesus Christ!
- No, I got it, I got it.
426
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:57,770
- Okay.
- God.
427
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,569
You suck, Derdick!
428
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,989
What is going on?
429
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,949
Well, bad news, Matt and Molly.
430
00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:12,869
Apparently, the Jackoffs
know where I'm staying.
431
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,999
Maybe you should send Momo after them.
432
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,799
Or Ellie, huh?
433
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:24,165
Right? Just imagine just a crazy chick
434
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,755
in a melted Pooka mask.
435
00:21:25,757 --> 00:21:28,179
That's scarier than Momo.
436
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:29,429
What if we did that?
437
00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:31,009
Did what?
438
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:32,969
What if we made our own Momo?
439
00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:35,734
But for adults, based on Ellie?
440
00:21:35,736 --> 00:21:37,692
You know, really fuck
with other people online
441
00:21:37,694 --> 00:21:40,069
for a change, especially Jax.
442
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,899
We could go viral.
443
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,439
But how do you make it, you
know, spread on the internet?
444
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,319
Oh, people love
to join in on stupid shit.
445
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,449
We just come up with
some ridiculous ritual
446
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:50,249
that you can do to summon Pooka.
447
00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:53,159
It'll be like Bloody Mary
meets the ice bucket challenge.
448
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,329
Okay, okay, what could the ritual be?
449
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:57,369
Well, if it's involving Pooka,
450
00:21:57,370 --> 00:22:00,052
maybe we have 'em do
the Pooka dance thing,
451
00:22:00,054 --> 00:22:03,322
the Pooka-see, Pooka-do
thing, like, whatever that is?
452
00:22:03,324 --> 00:22:04,732
Okay, yeah, that is kinda cute.
453
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,509
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
something like that, but...
454
00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:08,509
- more stupid.
- Yeah.
455
00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:10,469
Well, she burned herself alive.
456
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:16,809
Why don't we get people to eat
something really, really spicy?
457
00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:19,123
No, the spicy food challenge stuff,
458
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:21,008
like the Hot Ones
thing, that's played out,
459
00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:22,109
that's too hacked.
460
00:22:22,110 --> 00:22:24,609
But eating something,
that's always a big thing.
461
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,069
That's good, but what would it be?
462
00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:29,779
What about ash?
463
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:36,369
Morbid. I love it, Susan.
464
00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:38,580
Thank you.
465
00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,919
In order to do the full ceremony,
466
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,839
you eat ash, symbolizing
the Salem witch trials,
467
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,379
where her ancestors were punished.
468
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:50,639
Put on the Pooka mask
and do the Pooka dance
469
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,219
while singing the full lyrics.
470
00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:54,759
The spell goes,
471
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,059
"Pooka see, Pooka do.
472
00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:59,729
If you're bad, he'll come for you.
473
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:02,439
With fuzzy ears and eyes of red,
474
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,859
you'd best behave or else you're dead".
475
00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:07,359
All right, I think I got it.
476
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,026
Ellie's fake family history
about her ancestors
477
00:23:10,028 --> 00:23:11,029
being witches,
478
00:23:11,030 --> 00:23:13,938
bunch of random mysticism
courtesy of Molly.
479
00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,022
- Yeah!
- Mm-hm.
480
00:23:15,024 --> 00:23:17,451
You do all of this and Pooka will judge
481
00:23:17,453 --> 00:23:18,959
if you're naughty.
482
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,459
You can even challenge
your friends to join in.
483
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:22,919
That's where it's at.
484
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,112
Uh, yeah, guys,
485
00:23:24,114 --> 00:23:25,958
I don't know about this.
486
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,709
That's an angry spirit
you're messing with.
487
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:30,429
Can we just not post it?
488
00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:33,250
Molly, see, this is why
Lauren always has nightmares,
489
00:23:33,252 --> 00:23:34,938
'cause you talk about
this stuff like it's real.
490
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:37,139
Oh, come on, Molly.
491
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:39,479
Live a... live a little!
492
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,769
Bennie, you're so stoned!
493
00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,859
Stop eating the brownies!
494
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:45,769
But they're delicious!
495
00:23:47,154 --> 00:23:49,279
Oh my God, you're so high!
496
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,699
But seriously...
497
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:51,779
I think you should post it.
498
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:54,739
Because if Amir sees it,
he will lose his shit.
499
00:23:59,190 --> 00:24:00,249
Done.
500
00:24:01,251 --> 00:24:03,499
Ah.
501
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:06,289
All right, you're finished, great.
502
00:24:06,290 --> 00:24:09,259
But this creative genius
has got to go to bed.
503
00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:10,509
Finished!
504
00:24:13,010 --> 00:24:14,970
Oh, I'm never getting high again.
505
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:52,687
_
506
00:24:52,689 --> 00:24:54,689
_
507
00:24:56,513 --> 00:24:58,713
_
508
00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:09,388
_
509
00:25:09,390 --> 00:25:11,390
_
510
00:25:12,421 --> 00:25:13,448
_
511
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,609
Hey, Jaxers!
512
00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:16,739
It's ya boy, Jax. Ya'll
have been begging me
513
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,369
to try this whole Pooka Challenge.
514
00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:20,239
Here we go. Now, if I've been naughty,
515
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,124
which, come on, I'm Jax, y'all,
516
00:25:23,126 --> 00:25:26,353
Pooka will come and beat
the shit outta me, okay?
517
00:25:26,355 --> 00:25:29,959
So I've decided to risk
it all for you Jaxers.
518
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,919
Here we go.
519
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,259
Bone apple teeth!
520
00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:38,389
Yecch.
521
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,929
That's nasty.
522
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,939
♪ Pooka see, Pooka do ♪
523
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:50,110
♪ If you're bad, he'll come for you ♪
524
00:25:50,112 --> 00:25:52,342
♪ With fuzzy ears and eyes of red ♪
525
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:55,264
♪ You'd best behave
or else you're dead ♪
526
00:25:58,021 --> 00:26:01,767
Uh, I challenge my bros
Frotropious and WillyTT
527
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:02,792
to take the challenge.
528
00:26:04,290 --> 00:26:05,709
Subscribe.
529
00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:07,539
Yo, you have to do the Pooka Challenge.
530
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:08,709
- Even Jax did it.
- _
531
00:26:08,710 --> 00:26:11,919
Get me a Pooka mask stat.
532
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,249
What did Jax do?
533
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:16,669
Um... it's called Google, old man.
534
00:26:34,690 --> 00:26:38,908
Holy shit, we're trending!
535
00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:40,319
Oh my God, did you see?
536
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,569
Yes, yes, we actually went viral!
537
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:43,329
I know, right?
538
00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:47,289
By the way, ash tastes terrible.
539
00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:49,039
What... you...
540
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,209
you actually tried it?
541
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,959
- We made it up!
- I know, I had to!
542
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,839
Kathy made everyone in the office do it.
543
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,089
But, you know, good work, copywriter.
544
00:26:58,454 --> 00:27:02,348
So, hey, would you maybe
wanna get dinner tomorrow?
545
00:27:02,350 --> 00:27:03,969
You know, catch up?
546
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:07,179
Oh, yeah... uh, yeah, sure.
547
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:10,099
Cool. Well, how 'bout Footsies?
548
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,479
Is that like literally the
only restaurant in town?
549
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,819
What? I love the breadsticks.
550
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:15,859
Susan!
551
00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:17,509
- Yeah.
- We are facing a code red
552
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:18,568
PR crisis.
553
00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:20,319
What are you doing to help out, exactly?
554
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,779
I'm just giving Derrick notes
on his copy for Pooka Day.
555
00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:27,829
Okay. Your little-ass pal
is the least of our worries.
556
00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:30,829
I need you to please get
your head in the game.
557
00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:33,589
Mm-hm, I'm sorry,
sir, I'm... I'm coming.
558
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:38,799
Oh-ho-ho my God!
559
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,299
Stores are selling
out of the Pooka mask.
560
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,719
We better be getting a
fat royalty check for this.
561
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,889
I thought I imagined this whole thing.
562
00:27:45,890 --> 00:27:48,729
Do not ever let me taste
your baked goods again, Matt.
563
00:27:48,730 --> 00:27:51,349
Fuck Jax, I can't believe
he actually did it.
564
00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:53,479
Well, I mean, I did it
too 'cause, like, you know,
565
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,019
what he does, I do.
566
00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:58,359
Usually, it's just...
567
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,179
I mean, I stay on trend, you know?
568
00:28:00,181 --> 00:28:01,541
I just try and keep up with the...
569
00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:04,029
Oh, okay.
570
00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:05,159
I got daddy duty.
571
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,279
You guys have a good time.
572
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,489
- Here you go, Bennie.
- Ew! Matt!
573
00:28:08,490 --> 00:28:10,249
What? No beer left behind, right?
574
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:11,869
See you guys later.
575
00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:13,574
Social media influencers
576
00:28:13,576 --> 00:28:15,509
have taken the internet by storm,
577
00:28:15,511 --> 00:28:17,589
igniting the Pooka Challenge.
578
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:20,011
Experts are saying this
is quickly becoming
579
00:28:20,013 --> 00:28:23,379
the biggest internet
sensation of all time.
580
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:27,585
The most influential
thing I've ever written.
581
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,888
And I can't even take credit for it.
582
00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:34,059
Whatever, man.
583
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:37,149
Don't these things
just blow over anyway?
584
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,439
No, no, they definitely do not.
585
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,122
I have over a half a million
followers who are trolling me
586
00:28:42,124 --> 00:28:45,909
and they are not letting it go.
587
00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:48,409
- And a stalker.
- What?
588
00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:50,499
Oh no.
589
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,079
No.
590
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:56,538
"Hey. This is Derrick's friend
591
00:28:56,540 --> 00:28:59,249
the police officer.
592
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:03,878
Now I have your cell number, asshole".
593
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,389
You're welcome.
594
00:29:06,390 --> 00:29:09,179
My hero.
595
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:11,639
All right, well, I'm calling it.
596
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,269
I got an early shift tomorrow.
597
00:29:13,270 --> 00:29:15,349
Get home safe, bud.
598
00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:16,770
Goodnight, Officer.
599
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,269
Okay, so, we're gonna go to the beach,
600
00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:22,149
you know, get shirtless,
601
00:29:22,150 --> 00:29:24,279
and then fuck up some Pooka toys.
602
00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:27,949
Yeah. Obviously, I'm
gonna livestream it.
603
00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:32,289
Wh... I'm deadass, Brad!
604
00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:34,869
Yeah, I don't care if it's littering.
605
00:29:34,870 --> 00:29:37,686
Bro, this whole Pooka thing
is getting me way more views
606
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,169
than the IG pics of my abs.
607
00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:41,169
Yeah, I know, I didn't
believe it either.
608
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:45,129
Anyways, we are riding this
wave to a new brand deal, okay?
609
00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:46,879
Deal!
610
00:29:51,970 --> 00:29:53,639
Fuckin' toy.
611
00:30:05,398 --> 00:30:06,630
What up, Jaxers?
612
00:30:06,632 --> 00:30:08,989
It's ya boy Jax coming to you live!
613
00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:10,717
Just wanna say a quick little thank you
614
00:30:10,719 --> 00:30:13,119
to everyone for supporting
me on my latest video.
615
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:26,451
Oh. Anyways, uh, just wanted to say
616
00:30:26,453 --> 00:30:28,982
I have a very, very
special treat lined up
617
00:30:28,984 --> 00:30:30,731
for all you Pooka fans, you already...
618
00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:43,106
Uh, sorry, Jaxers, just
got a little distracted.
619
00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:53,029
What the hell?
620
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,429
Help!
621
00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:13,679
Someone help me!
622
00:31:24,270 --> 00:31:25,899
Help!
623
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,079
Mom!
624
00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:51,041
_
625
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:56,566
_
626
00:31:56,568 --> 00:32:02,068
_
627
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,619
Fucking influencers.
628
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,839
- Cheers.
- Cheers!
629
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,959
Oh my God.
630
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,259
Remember when my mom
used to drop us off here?
631
00:32:29,260 --> 00:32:31,169
Yes!
632
00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:33,179
And those ominous warnings
she used to give us?
633
00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:34,252
"Be safe".
634
00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:36,900
Like she thought we were just
gonna go into the bathroom
635
00:32:36,902 --> 00:32:38,389
and start bangin'.
636
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:41,519
I mean, nothing turns me
on like garlic and butter.
637
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,689
So you, uh, meeting a lot of new people?
638
00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:47,319
Uh, yeah, well, I'm seeing,
like, five guys at once, so.
639
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,319
- Hm.
- Really mastered
640
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,049
playing the field here in Spring Valley.
641
00:32:51,051 --> 00:32:55,108
I am very proud of you.
642
00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:57,329
But seriously, are you?
643
00:32:57,330 --> 00:32:58,369
No!
644
00:32:58,370 --> 00:33:00,199
Have you seen how busy I am?
645
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,802
Every living thing in my house dies.
646
00:33:01,804 --> 00:33:04,329
I can't commit to a human.
647
00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:09,088
So, um... you got any
ideas for your next book?
648
00:33:09,090 --> 00:33:10,877
I think it's safe to say
that my writing career
649
00:33:10,879 --> 00:33:13,419
is pretty much over.
650
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:15,049
You can't just give up, Derrick.
651
00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:16,469
You've always wanted to be a writer.
652
00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:17,509
Yeah, well, that was before
653
00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:19,429
the world thought I was an asshole.
654
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,929
Now they could care
less what I have to say.
655
00:33:21,930 --> 00:33:23,809
So what are you gonna do?
656
00:33:23,810 --> 00:33:26,462
Play it by ear.
657
00:33:26,464 --> 00:33:29,575
Hopefully, this whole thing dies down
658
00:33:29,577 --> 00:33:31,796
and then I get a writing
job doing food reviews
659
00:33:31,798 --> 00:33:35,239
for a little gazette in New York.
660
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,989
So you're going back there, then?
661
00:33:37,990 --> 00:33:39,869
Maybe.
662
00:33:39,870 --> 00:33:42,039
I don't know, that's where my life was.
663
00:33:47,630 --> 00:33:51,835
- So, um... aww...
- What?
664
00:33:53,016 --> 00:33:54,878
Do you ever think what would've happened
665
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,009
if we stayed together?
666
00:33:58,010 --> 00:34:00,679
Hm.
667
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,349
Well, I would be miserable in New York
668
00:34:03,350 --> 00:34:04,929
or you would be miserable here.
669
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,599
Come on.
670
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,319
It's New York, Susan.
671
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,109
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
672
00:34:14,110 --> 00:34:17,029
I actually like it here and you don't.
673
00:34:17,030 --> 00:34:21,079
All you've ever wanted
is to get out and be seen.
674
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,449
What does that mean?
675
00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:25,409
Don't act like you don't know.
676
00:34:25,410 --> 00:34:26,870
I mean, this whole thing with Jax.
677
00:34:26,872 --> 00:34:29,459
I mean, you hate it but
you're obsessed with it.
678
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:32,959
Why don't you just delete
your social profiles?
679
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,509
I'm just saying that what
you wanted isn't here.
680
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,219
And all I've ever wanted is...
681
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:42,038
What, to be in a town full of nobodies
682
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,809
obsessed with some
obnoxious children's toy?
683
00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:51,189
So this life that you have up there,
684
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:52,819
how many people actually gave a shit
685
00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:53,872
when all this went down?
686
00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:55,569
Okay, you know what? It's New York, okay?
687
00:34:55,570 --> 00:34:56,682
I got dropped.
688
00:34:56,684 --> 00:34:58,318
They'll welcome me back eventually.
689
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,199
Okay, well here in Spring Valley,
690
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,457
there's people like Molly
who open their home to you
691
00:35:02,459 --> 00:35:03,681
because they're good people.
692
00:35:04,950 --> 00:35:07,464
I mean, did you even visit
Molly when she had Lauren?
693
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,959
Yeah, I didn't think so.
694
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,709
I mean, when you left,
you just dropped all of us.
695
00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:18,041
You got successful and
then all of a sudden
696
00:35:18,043 --> 00:35:20,889
it was like none of us
even mattered anymore.
697
00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:22,889
Until you needed us.
698
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:24,288
So don't you dare act like you're better
699
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,469
than this place.
700
00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:32,649
Hey... Susan, Susan!
701
00:35:32,650 --> 00:35:33,859
I'm parked down there.
702
00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:35,229
Okay, I'll walk you to your car.
703
00:35:35,230 --> 00:35:36,819
No, it's cool, I got it.
704
00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:38,739
Hey, listen, I'm sorry
about what I said before,
705
00:35:38,740 --> 00:35:40,949
I didn't mean it.
706
00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:42,526
No, you did.
707
00:35:42,528 --> 00:35:44,470
And that's just who you are,
708
00:35:44,472 --> 00:35:45,789
and that's okay.
709
00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:47,704
And it was really great
catching up with you.
710
00:35:47,706 --> 00:35:49,539
I'll see you at the office.
711
00:35:49,540 --> 00:35:52,379
Yeah, okay, just...
712
00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:54,789
Bye, Susan!
713
00:36:06,279 --> 00:36:08,279
_
714
00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:27,239
- Oh God, Amir, fuck Pooka!
- _
715
00:36:37,090 --> 00:36:38,299
Andy?
716
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,059
"You've been naughty"?
717
00:37:36,350 --> 00:37:38,269
Oh my God.
718
00:37:38,270 --> 00:37:42,528
- Susan!
- Oh! Jesus Christ, Derrick!
719
00:37:42,530 --> 00:37:43,530
What happened?
720
00:37:43,531 --> 00:37:44,649
I was attacked!
721
00:37:44,650 --> 00:37:46,029
Attacked? By who?
722
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:48,659
I don't know, I don't know what...
723
00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:50,579
Your car.
724
00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:53,249
- "Naughty"?
- What?!
725
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,459
So you were attacked by someone
726
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:55,869
wearing a Pooka suit?
727
00:37:55,870 --> 00:37:58,039
Yeah, I think so.
728
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,576
Derrick and I had just finished dinner,
729
00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:02,709
and then, he was just at my car,
730
00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:06,179
and he had... he had these scissors.
731
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:07,759
Like we wrote in the story.
732
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,912
And then he was just gone.
733
00:38:08,914 --> 00:38:12,388
I got a text from the stalker
just as she was being attacked.
734
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,729
Does someone know we posted that story?
735
00:38:14,730 --> 00:38:16,389
Can't we just take it down, Derrick?
736
00:38:16,390 --> 00:38:19,229
I... no one knows it was actually us
737
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,269
that posted it.
738
00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:23,026
You won't delete it
because it's popular,
739
00:38:23,028 --> 00:38:24,609
won't you?
740
00:38:24,610 --> 00:38:26,819
It's out there now.
741
00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:30,069
Bennie, I mean, should
we be worried, or...
742
00:38:30,070 --> 00:38:31,239
I don't know.
743
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,909
Just be careful, keep your doors locked.
744
00:38:33,910 --> 00:38:35,650
Suzie, I'm gonna take
you down to the station
745
00:38:35,652 --> 00:38:36,999
so we can file a report.
746
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,646
And I'm gonna run that number
that's been harassing you,
747
00:38:38,648 --> 00:38:39,749
see who it belongs to.
748
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:40,862
Yeah, no, thanks.
749
00:38:40,864 --> 00:38:42,339
Suzie, I'm really sorry about that.
750
00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:44,379
Yeah.
751
00:38:46,744 --> 00:38:51,766
_
752
00:38:51,768 --> 00:38:54,468
_
753
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,939
Knock, knock!
754
00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:02,309
Hey! Molly, what's up?
755
00:39:02,310 --> 00:39:04,319
I just wanted to
make sure you were okay.
756
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,689
Seemed kinda tense down
there with Susan, huh?
757
00:39:06,690 --> 00:39:07,949
Yeah.
758
00:39:07,950 --> 00:39:10,449
I, uh, really fucked up.
759
00:39:12,870 --> 00:39:14,289
Started thinking maybe you were right,
760
00:39:14,290 --> 00:39:15,892
so I was checking to
see if anyone figured out
761
00:39:15,894 --> 00:39:17,249
it was us.
762
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:20,289
This thing's really taken
on a life of its own.
763
00:39:20,290 --> 00:39:21,379
What do you mean?
764
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,629
People keep adding to it,
765
00:39:22,630 --> 00:39:24,558
saying that it has razor-sharp claws,
766
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,845
can teleport...
767
00:39:25,847 --> 00:39:28,718
Starting to talk about it
like it's actually real.
768
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,259
Well, they probably do think it's real.
769
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:33,090
Never underestimate
how willing people are
770
00:39:33,092 --> 00:39:34,389
to believe in something.
771
00:39:34,390 --> 00:39:35,639
Did you know in some cultures,
772
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,639
they actually believe
the imagination can create
773
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,269
things that...
774
00:39:39,270 --> 00:39:42,099
I'm gonna stop talking now.
775
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:44,149
Goodnight.
776
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:45,189
Hey, Moll?
777
00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:46,302
Yep?
778
00:39:46,304 --> 00:39:47,609
You know, it's not
too late for me to get
779
00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:49,582
a hotel room or something.
This is a lot to deal with.
780
00:39:49,584 --> 00:39:51,026
You guys have done enough already.
781
00:39:51,028 --> 00:39:52,430
Are you kidding?
782
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:54,126
You were already chased
out of your home once.
783
00:39:54,128 --> 00:39:55,829
I am not letting that happen again.
784
00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:02,119
You're a better friend
than I deserve, Moll.
785
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,789
Mm.
786
00:40:03,790 --> 00:40:05,919
Very true.
787
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,669
Goodnight.
788
00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:14,929
- Hey, Derdick!
- _
789
00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:16,719
- Here.
- What's this?
790
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:19,809
Some stuff Amir needs
for the big shindig tomorrow.
791
00:40:19,810 --> 00:40:22,899
Pooka 2.0, baby!
792
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:25,609
So, yeah, he apparently
wanted it yesterday, so.
793
00:40:25,610 --> 00:40:27,359
Yesterday?
794
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,939
Thanks for the prompt delivery.
795
00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:31,489
Hey, no sweat, dude.
796
00:40:31,490 --> 00:40:32,949
Peace out.
797
00:40:39,775 --> 00:40:43,275
_
798
00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:17,221
Hey, hey, I was...
looking for you all day.
799
00:41:17,223 --> 00:41:18,449
Is everything all right?
800
00:41:18,450 --> 00:41:20,409
Yeah, you know, just
swamped with the event.
801
00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:22,261
Yeah, I was, um, wondering
802
00:41:22,263 --> 00:41:25,499
if we could maybe try that whole...
803
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,289
dinner thing again tonight?
804
00:41:28,290 --> 00:41:29,749
I'm clearly very rusty.
805
00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:31,808
Uh, I actually asked Molly and Matt
806
00:41:31,810 --> 00:41:36,298
if they would hang out
tonight, so, um, sorry.
807
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:38,259
Got it! Oh, yeah, duh.
808
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:40,679
I still have to finish
that whole speech thing
809
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,179
for your event, uh, tomorrow.
810
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:46,729
So, um, I will see you there
811
00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:47,860
at the...
812
00:41:52,795 --> 00:41:56,818
_
813
00:42:16,008 --> 00:42:21,036
_
814
00:42:23,615 --> 00:42:25,638
_
815
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:26,939
In international news,
816
00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:29,059
Alex Butler was arrested in Berlin
817
00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:32,042
for murdering his family
after police responded
818
00:42:32,044 --> 00:42:34,689
to sounds of screaming
coming from the household.
819
00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:36,819
Reports indicate there
were four victims:
820
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,859
his wife and their three children.
821
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:41,659
Eyewitnesses reported
that upon being arrested,
822
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:44,579
the suspect was apparently
hysterically claiming
823
00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:45,949
that he was innocent
824
00:42:45,950 --> 00:42:48,459
and that a creature actually
committed the murders
825
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:51,419
after they did the
now-infamous Pooka Challenge.
826
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:54,249
We'll have more details soon.
827
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:56,379
This can't be real.
828
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,769
Here you go.
829
00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:26,039
Pooka see, Pooka do.
830
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,289
If you're bad, he'll come for you.
831
00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:30,789
With furry ears and eyes of red,
832
00:43:30,790 --> 00:43:33,589
best be good or else you're dead.
833
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,529
Just what I thought.
834
00:44:03,530 --> 00:44:07,079
You're just a stupid kids' toy.
835
00:44:34,770 --> 00:44:36,019
Fuck...
836
00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:46,489
Hello?
837
00:44:54,790 --> 00:44:56,999
Andy, if that's you...
838
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,799
I'm definitely going straight to HR.
839
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,909
Stupid fuckin' Pooka.
840
00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:40,749
Shit!
841
00:46:15,790 --> 00:46:18,419
Hey, are you all right?
842
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:20,339
- No!
- Swing and a miss.
843
00:46:22,590 --> 00:46:23,959
Oh, hi, Derrick.
844
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,969
You do know this isn't
actually the only place in town.
845
00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,299
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine!
846
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:31,429
Everything's fine!
847
00:46:31,430 --> 00:46:34,019
I just got attacked
by a giant kids' toy!
848
00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:35,889
What, the guy from last night?
849
00:46:35,890 --> 00:46:38,479
No, no, everyone,
just... just listen to me.
850
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:42,269
Whatever it is that
tried to kill me, um...
851
00:46:42,270 --> 00:46:44,069
it wasn't human.
852
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,449
Uh, you okay, man, or...
853
00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:54,039
I'm serious.
854
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,829
I did the ritual, and, uh...
855
00:46:57,410 --> 00:46:59,329
... I think I summoned Pooka.
856
00:46:59,330 --> 00:47:00,459
The ritual?
857
00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:02,591
The same ritual we did the other day
858
00:47:02,593 --> 00:47:04,459
while drunk, the one
we made up completely?
859
00:47:04,460 --> 00:47:06,719
Okay, okay, okay, just...
860
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,429
hear me out.
861
00:47:08,430 --> 00:47:11,429
What if the singing,
the dancing, the ash,
862
00:47:11,430 --> 00:47:13,889
the whole Pooka thing,
863
00:47:13,890 --> 00:47:15,332
what if it actually works?
864
00:47:15,334 --> 00:47:16,679
What did I tell you?
865
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,099
What did I tell you guys about
fucking with angry spirits?
866
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:20,439
Derrick, I know you're upset,
867
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,569
- but listen to yourself...
- I know what I saw!
868
00:47:29,789 --> 00:47:32,021
Okay, your parents just called,
869
00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:33,529
so they're on their way home.
870
00:47:33,530 --> 00:47:35,199
That means bedtime.
871
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,699
But you said you'd tell us a story.
872
00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:40,579
Yeah, well, last time
I read you and Jenni something,
873
00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:42,539
your parents almost fired me.
874
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:49,009
You want your Pooka doll?
875
00:47:49,010 --> 00:47:51,429
What, why not? You love Pooka.
876
00:47:51,430 --> 00:47:54,219
It's going to get me.
877
00:47:54,220 --> 00:47:57,059
Don't tell me you're
scared of that viral thing.
878
00:47:57,060 --> 00:48:00,019
Lauren, you're getting too
old for this kind of stuff.
879
00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:02,399
Here.
880
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,269
I'll prove to you...
881
00:48:05,270 --> 00:48:08,109
there's nothing to be afraid of.
882
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,979
Naughty?
883
00:48:43,940 --> 00:48:46,439
Mrs. C, are you home?
884
00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:53,609
Lauren, is that you?
885
00:49:48,170 --> 00:49:49,959
Becky, we're home.
886
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,719
- I'll check upstairs.
- Yeah.
887
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,429
Becky?
888
00:50:06,230 --> 00:50:07,519
She's not up there.
889
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:08,939
What? I just talked to her.
890
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:09,940
Did she leave?
891
00:50:09,941 --> 00:50:11,069
I don't know, maybe she bailed.
892
00:50:11,070 --> 00:50:13,189
She bailed? Oh my God, she is so fired.
893
00:50:13,190 --> 00:50:14,649
Maybe Pooka got her.
894
00:50:14,650 --> 00:50:16,069
Oh my God, here we go.
895
00:50:19,660 --> 00:50:21,579
Maybe it's the babysitter?
896
00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:32,669
Matt, what the hell?
897
00:50:32,670 --> 00:50:34,049
What are you doing here, Bennie?
898
00:50:34,050 --> 00:50:36,219
I came to talk to Derrick
about that phone number
899
00:50:36,220 --> 00:50:38,179
since he wasn't answering my calls.
900
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,889
What, did something happen?
901
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,019
Pooka attacked me at the office.
902
00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:47,479
We think it's Ellie's ghost.
903
00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:50,359
No, that...
904
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,019
that's what Molly thinks.
905
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:55,069
Matt, Ellie murdered her husband
906
00:50:55,070 --> 00:50:57,149
- and burnt herself alive...
- And that means now
907
00:50:57,150 --> 00:50:59,715
that there's a toy roaming
the streets killing people?
908
00:50:59,717 --> 00:51:02,739
No, it means that
her spirit is not at rest,
909
00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:05,869
and that ritual we made
could be channeling it
910
00:51:05,870 --> 00:51:08,579
and manifesting as Pooka.
911
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:12,709
So what did you find out?
912
00:51:12,710 --> 00:51:14,919
Well I traced the phone number
that's been harassing you.
913
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,919
It belongs to some kid
named Andy Jorgensen.
914
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,679
- Andy?
- He works at SCI.
915
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,049
I mean, the guy's a douchebag,
916
00:51:21,050 --> 00:51:23,309
but I don't think he'd
actually attack anybody.
917
00:51:23,310 --> 00:51:24,849
Well, I tracked the phone number.
918
00:51:24,850 --> 00:51:26,429
He's at Ellie's old place right now.
919
00:51:26,430 --> 00:51:28,689
I'm gonna go check it out and
I'll let you know what I find.
920
00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:30,849
No, no, no, it's
not safe for you, Bennie.
921
00:51:30,850 --> 00:51:32,729
This is not something you can arrest.
922
00:51:32,730 --> 00:51:34,238
Whatever that thing is,
923
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:36,939
it is not just some
kid wearing a costume.
924
00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:38,859
Okay, Derrick, take a breath, calm down.
925
00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:40,859
Okay, listen, if it's a ghost,
926
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:42,489
then the only way to get rid of it
927
00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:44,529
is to purify the place where it died.
928
00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:46,869
So, here, okay.
929
00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:48,959
You burn the sage, you
sprinkle the salt...
930
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,289
- Guys, I don't think...
- Burn the sage
931
00:51:50,290 --> 00:51:51,669
- and sprinkle the salt?
- I'm coming with you.
932
00:51:51,670 --> 00:51:53,412
If this is because of
the ritual, I did it too.
933
00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:54,999
- Guys.
- So I want to help.
934
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,339
- You did it?
- Okay!
935
00:51:56,340 --> 00:51:59,799
Everybody take a breath and calm down.
936
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,049
This is getting ridiculous.
937
00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:03,509
For once in my life, I agree with Matt.
938
00:52:03,510 --> 00:52:04,639
Wow.
939
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,389
There are no such thing as ghosts.
940
00:52:06,390 --> 00:52:09,019
Okay, so I am going to Ellie's
and I am bringing in Andy
941
00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:10,809
because I am an officer of the law.
942
00:52:10,810 --> 00:52:13,019
Now, if you two want to
come with me, that's fine,
943
00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:14,859
only because I know
you'll follow me anyway.
944
00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:16,649
That's true. All right.
945
00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:18,609
Call us if you need any help, okay?
946
00:52:18,610 --> 00:52:20,489
Yeah, and be careful of the spirits
947
00:52:20,490 --> 00:52:22,739
and the ghosts and the goblins.
948
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:24,909
And the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus,
949
00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:27,579
- and elves and shit.
- Never having sex again.
950
00:52:41,010 --> 00:52:43,679
Not creepy at all.
951
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,259
I'm gonna check it out.
952
00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:46,849
Stay behind me.
953
00:53:01,990 --> 00:53:04,449
You still have that
old thing I gave you?
954
00:53:04,450 --> 00:53:07,409
It was your, uh, goodbye present to me.
955
00:53:07,410 --> 00:53:09,409
You know I bought it for like five bucks
956
00:53:09,410 --> 00:53:11,039
at Claire's, right?
957
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,999
Sentimental value.
958
00:53:16,790 --> 00:53:18,749
No sign of a break-in.
959
00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:22,009
Well, how are we gonna get in?
960
00:53:22,010 --> 00:53:23,379
Oh, wait, did...
961
00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:25,469
did I just hear someone call for help?
962
00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:27,940
What? No, I... I didn't hear anything.
963
00:53:27,942 --> 00:53:29,559
- I don't think so.
- No, I definitely heard
964
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,469
someone call for help.
965
00:53:33,730 --> 00:53:35,019
It's a cop thing.
966
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,278
Oh, okay, okay, there is a Burmese demon
967
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,569
called a Belu
968
00:53:46,570 --> 00:53:48,449
that shapeshifts and eats people.
969
00:53:48,450 --> 00:53:49,989
- Maybe it's one of those.
- Yeah.
970
00:53:49,990 --> 00:53:51,489
Oh, you should probably
call Ghostbusters.
971
00:53:51,490 --> 00:53:53,199
Maybe they can figure it out.
972
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,869
Okay, what's with
the condescending attitude?
973
00:53:55,870 --> 00:53:57,959
No, uh... sorry, you're right.
974
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,419
Let's just jump to the conclusion
975
00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:01,049
that ghosts and demons exist
976
00:54:01,050 --> 00:54:03,719
and they're stalking our friends.
977
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:06,219
I remember when you loved
that I was into this stuff,
978
00:54:06,220 --> 00:54:08,009
and now it just seems to annoy you.
979
00:54:08,010 --> 00:54:10,759
I just wish you were a bit
more realistic sometimes.
980
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,719
- What?
- Molly, our daughter
981
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:15,139
believes she has an invisible
friend because of you.
982
00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:16,979
- So?
- She's 8 years old, Moll!
983
00:54:16,980 --> 00:54:19,269
She shouldn't be learning
about Tibetan mysticism.
984
00:54:19,270 --> 00:54:20,649
Oh, I'm sorry
985
00:54:20,650 --> 00:54:22,189
that I think there's more to the world
986
00:54:22,190 --> 00:54:24,439
than drinking beer and
watching television.
987
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,529
Oh my God, look, it's not a demon.
988
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:31,200
It's just some people
being idiots online.
989
00:54:34,790 --> 00:54:37,209
Well, it's clear we
see things differently.
990
00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:39,209
Oh my God.
991
00:54:39,210 --> 00:54:41,289
Mom, Dad?
992
00:54:41,290 --> 00:54:43,299
- Hey, bud.
- Hey, baby.
993
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:44,959
Did you have another bad dream?
994
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,219
No.
995
00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:51,509
There's someone in my room.
996
00:55:02,820 --> 00:55:06,149
So, um, what is it
that we're looking for?
997
00:55:06,150 --> 00:55:07,779
Some sign of Pooka.
998
00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:09,319
No, we're looking to see
999
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,119
if a person has been here recently.
1000
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,539
I'm probably the first
black guy to say this to a cop,
1001
00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:16,199
but I'd feel a lot safer
if you'd take out your gun.
1002
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,409
I don't know, man.
1003
00:55:17,410 --> 00:55:19,459
I didn't pack my silver bullets.
1004
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,169
Hey, look.
1005
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,559
So this is where it happened.
1006
00:55:40,850 --> 00:55:42,809
Jenni and I saw something.
1007
00:55:42,810 --> 00:55:45,859
No, Jenni, you just
imagined you saw something.
1008
00:55:45,860 --> 00:55:48,949
But it's Pooka, he was watching me.
1009
00:55:48,950 --> 00:55:50,239
No, baby, we told you
1010
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,949
that was just a story we made up.
1011
00:55:51,950 --> 00:55:54,489
- Becky did it.
- Becky did what?
1012
00:55:54,490 --> 00:55:56,739
She did the dance and put it online
1013
00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:58,329
and now she's gone.
1014
00:56:02,290 --> 00:56:04,419
Honey...
1015
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:05,919
where is Becky?
1016
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,089
Moll, no, stop, just watch Lauren.
1017
00:56:08,090 --> 00:56:09,339
I'm gonna check the room.
1018
00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:10,429
No.
1019
00:56:10,430 --> 00:56:11,430
No, Matt!
1020
00:56:11,431 --> 00:56:12,839
Matt, don't you go in that room!
1021
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,799
Molly, look at me!
1022
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,019
Monsters don't exist!
1023
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:18,139
What...
1024
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,479
I can't believe I'm
the bad guy in this situation.
1025
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:29,569
Was that a phone?
1026
00:56:29,570 --> 00:56:31,199
If ghosts had phones.
1027
00:56:39,330 --> 00:56:41,119
Damn light bulbs.
1028
00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:45,919
Where'd you say you saw it?
1029
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,209
In the closet.
1030
00:57:01,180 --> 00:57:03,229
"You've been naughty".
1031
00:57:03,230 --> 00:57:04,599
Police.
1032
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,479
This is the police. Show yourself.
1033
00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:26,039
I guess we can rule out Andy.
1034
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,089
I think that's safe to say.
1035
00:58:25,690 --> 00:58:27,769
All right, I'm gonna
have to call this in.
1036
00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:30,689
Call this in.
1037
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:38,569
Susan...
1038
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:08,769
Bennie!
1039
00:59:10,690 --> 00:59:12,019
Fuck!
1040
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:15,399
Shit!
1041
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:18,739
Matt, Matt!
1042
00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:20,489
You stay here.
1043
00:59:21,820 --> 00:59:22,989
Holy shit!
1044
00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:24,619
Holy shit, what is that thing?
1045
00:59:24,620 --> 00:59:25,949
Ah, holy shit!
1046
00:59:25,950 --> 00:59:28,119
- And what is it wearing?
- What's wrong?
1047
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:29,789
Uh, nothing.
1048
00:59:29,790 --> 00:59:31,669
Get downstairs now.
1049
00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:43,429
Go, go, go!
1050
00:59:52,650 --> 00:59:54,142
Well, Molly, I think
it's safe to say that
1051
00:59:54,144 --> 00:59:56,528
- you were probably right.
- Probably?
1052
00:59:58,190 --> 00:59:59,239
Get outta here now!
1053
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,529
No, no, Bennie, we are not leaving you.
1054
01:00:02,620 --> 01:00:04,619
Hey, asshole!
1055
01:00:05,910 --> 01:00:07,199
That was not even close.
1056
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,119
Uh, yeah, writer here.
1057
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,169
Hey!
1058
01:00:18,460 --> 01:00:20,379
No, not my Himalayan salt crystal!
1059
01:00:21,590 --> 01:00:23,469
Go, go, go, go, go!
1060
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,969
What's wrong?
1061
01:00:26,970 --> 01:00:28,429
Uh, nothing.
1062
01:00:28,430 --> 01:00:30,019
It's just a really big rat.
1063
01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:32,399
- You're going to stab it?
- Yeah, it's a big monster rat.
1064
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,229
Now get in the pantry. Go, go, go!
1065
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,699
Be gone, evil spirit!
1066
01:00:44,910 --> 01:00:46,369
Aren't you supposed to light it?
1067
01:00:46,370 --> 01:00:47,989
I don't know!
1068
01:00:47,990 --> 01:00:50,159
Shit, shit!
1069
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,579
Hey!
1070
01:00:54,210 --> 01:00:55,459
Damn it, Molly!
1071
01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:57,209
God damn it, you guys!
1072
01:01:05,930 --> 01:01:07,099
Great idea, Matt.
1073
01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:09,719
Now we're in a small room with no exit!
1074
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,269
- What do we do now?
- I don't know!
1075
01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:16,809
Is that Becky?
1076
01:01:16,810 --> 01:01:17,939
It's okay, baby.
1077
01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:19,399
She's just napping.
1078
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,149
What?
1079
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:37,999
Guys?
1080
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,879
The hole!
1081
01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:47,049
He needs a doctor.
1082
01:01:47,050 --> 01:01:48,929
Let's get him the hell outta here.
1083
01:01:53,230 --> 01:01:55,849
Go see if it's gone.
1084
01:01:55,850 --> 01:01:56,979
Wow.
1085
01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:58,359
What?
1086
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,239
What?
1087
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:12,789
Hey, are you okay?
1088
01:02:12,790 --> 01:02:14,789
No, yeah, neither am I.
1089
01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:20,959
Oh no.
1090
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:22,629
What?
1091
01:02:22,630 --> 01:02:23,670
It's Bennie.
1092
01:02:28,586 --> 01:02:30,114
Jesus, Amir.
1093
01:02:30,116 --> 01:02:32,008
It's like 2 a.m. Why
are you still awake?
1094
01:02:32,010 --> 01:02:34,099
Is this really the safest
place you could think of?
1095
01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:36,519
- What? It's our spot.
- Hey, guys.
1096
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,019
What happened to Bennie?
1097
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,010
Hey, bud, do you want to see
1098
01:02:42,012 --> 01:02:43,649
if you can try and
beat Daddy's high score
1099
01:02:43,650 --> 01:02:45,649
on the old video game
over there, Gut Wrencher?
1100
01:02:45,650 --> 01:02:48,989
You're going to talk about
adult stuff, aren't you?
1101
01:02:48,990 --> 01:02:50,239
Yeah, we are.
1102
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,579
Here you go.
1103
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,659
Come on, Jenni.
1104
01:02:57,370 --> 01:02:59,499
That kid's gonna need some
therapy when we're all done.
1105
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:00,579
Yeah.
1106
01:03:00,580 --> 01:03:02,379
So we took Bennie to the hospital,
1107
01:03:02,380 --> 01:03:03,799
so he's gonna be okay.
1108
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:04,919
Pooka attacked him.
1109
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,509
Which was incredibly difficult
1110
01:03:06,510 --> 01:03:07,929
to explain to the police,
1111
01:03:07,930 --> 01:03:09,679
but at least we know it wasn't Andy,
1112
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,639
and your magic herbs and
spices didn't do jack.
1113
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,269
Well, Pooka showed up at our house too.
1114
01:03:14,270 --> 01:03:15,929
He was in Lauren's closet.
1115
01:03:15,930 --> 01:03:18,729
And he, uh...
1116
01:03:18,730 --> 01:03:20,309
he killed our babysitter.
1117
01:03:20,310 --> 01:03:21,729
What?
1118
01:03:21,730 --> 01:03:23,769
Oh my God.
1119
01:03:23,770 --> 01:03:25,819
Wait, if Pooka was at your house, too,
1120
01:03:25,820 --> 01:03:28,609
can ghosts show up
in two places at once?
1121
01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:30,279
I don't think so.
1122
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:33,279
And why was it wearing those,
like, German kid shorts?
1123
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,174
- What?
- Those German shorts,
1124
01:03:35,176 --> 01:03:37,119
the ones, like the high
ones that German kids wear,
1125
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,289
with the suspenders on them.
1126
01:03:38,290 --> 01:03:39,369
What are you talking about?
1127
01:03:39,370 --> 01:03:40,789
The stupid, like, German kid shorts,
1128
01:03:40,790 --> 01:03:42,249
the green ones with the straps...
1129
01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:44,129
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
1130
01:03:44,130 --> 01:03:46,009
What?
1131
01:03:46,010 --> 01:03:47,879
I think I figured it out.
1132
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:50,429
What?
1133
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:56,099
I think the internet
literally created a monster.
1134
01:03:58,980 --> 01:04:01,649
The fuck are you talking about, Derrick?
1135
01:04:01,650 --> 01:04:03,559
Just listen to me, all right?
1136
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,118
There's the original Pooka, right?
1137
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,439
That's the one that attacked Susan.
1138
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:08,859
But then people kept
adding stuff to the story,
1139
01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:10,149
like claws.
1140
01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:11,819
That's the one that attacked me.
1141
01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:13,779
Tonight, the one that attacked you guys.
1142
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:15,312
- Did it look like this?
- Yes.
1143
01:04:15,314 --> 01:04:17,159
That's the fan art that went viral!
1144
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,789
That's the German kid shorts!
1145
01:04:18,790 --> 01:04:20,249
So you're saying that whatever people
1146
01:04:20,250 --> 01:04:22,499
are talking about online is coming true?
1147
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,839
Not everything, I think.
1148
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,749
Just the stuff that's super popular.
1149
01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:27,799
Oh my God.
1150
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,129
Oh my God, that's it, that's it!
1151
01:04:30,130 --> 01:04:31,839
It's a Tulpa.
1152
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,089
- A what?
- What?
1153
01:04:33,090 --> 01:04:35,509
Okay, so, Tulpas were
created by Tibetan monks.
1154
01:04:35,510 --> 01:04:37,059
They would focus their
thoughts on creating
1155
01:04:37,060 --> 01:04:38,719
spiritual companions to aid them.
1156
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,059
- Like Jenni?
- Mmm, kind of.
1157
01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:42,809
Tulpas are completely autonomous,
1158
01:04:42,810 --> 01:04:44,359
so your thoughts give it life
1159
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,269
but you don't necessarily control it.
1160
01:04:46,270 --> 01:04:48,069
Like Fight Club!
1161
01:04:48,070 --> 01:04:49,939
Yes, like Fight Club.
1162
01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:51,319
I mean, it tracks.
1163
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,449
If the internet is making
everyone think of something,
1164
01:04:54,450 --> 01:04:56,159
then that could create a Tulpa.
1165
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,869
Yeah, so if a bunch of
shitheads online are doing it,
1166
01:04:58,870 --> 01:05:01,249
of course it's evil, but
how do we get rid of it?
1167
01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:03,829
Oh, well, that's easy.
You just get everybody to...
1168
01:05:03,830 --> 01:05:05,709
stop thinking about it.
1169
01:05:05,710 --> 01:05:08,049
Guys, whatever we're gonna
do, we better do it now.
1170
01:05:08,050 --> 01:05:09,459
Oh, God, what now?
1171
01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:10,879
Someone just posted a story
1172
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,299
about the Pooka unveiling.
1173
01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:15,469
It says once the new toy is shown off,
1174
01:05:15,470 --> 01:05:17,719
all the old ones are gonna come to life
1175
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,679
and wipe out humanity.
1176
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,389
They're saying it's Pooka's
revenge for trying to change it.
1177
01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:24,559
Oh my God.
1178
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:27,309
The event... it's today.
1179
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,359
What if Pooka shows
up at your mom's house?
1180
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,859
My mom still has dial-up internet.
1181
01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:36,119
I'm pretty sure she's not gonna
do any internet challenges.
1182
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:37,489
Lauren will be safe there.
1183
01:05:37,490 --> 01:05:40,329
Hey, I wouldn't suggest
having a drink right now, Matt.
1184
01:05:40,330 --> 01:05:42,709
If I'm gonna get murdered
by some demonic toy,
1185
01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:44,999
I'm gonna be buzzed
when it happens, okay?
1186
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,579
I don't understand.
1187
01:05:46,580 --> 01:05:48,629
There's been viral stuff before.
1188
01:05:48,630 --> 01:05:52,089
How come we've never seen,
like, a monster Grumpy Cat?
1189
01:05:52,090 --> 01:05:53,419
Well, maybe because
1190
01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:55,759
it has Ellie's ghost's help.
1191
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:56,969
Okay, okay,
1192
01:05:56,970 --> 01:05:59,009
so we just need
something else to go viral
1193
01:05:59,010 --> 01:06:00,849
to get people to stop
talking about Pooka.
1194
01:06:00,850 --> 01:06:02,059
I don't know that we can.
1195
01:06:02,060 --> 01:06:04,059
There's even a link
to watch a live stream
1196
01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:05,599
of the event.
1197
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:09,439
If only we didn't make
the story so scary.
1198
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,402
That's it!
1199
01:06:11,404 --> 01:06:12,943
- What's it?
- Uh, the story.
1200
01:06:12,945 --> 01:06:14,359
We just change the story!
1201
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:15,609
Well, it's already out there.
1202
01:06:15,610 --> 01:06:17,529
Okay, but the story that I read Lauren
1203
01:06:17,530 --> 01:06:19,619
with the bears, I just
change the ending for her,
1204
01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:21,699
so we just do the same thing with Pooka.
1205
01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:23,539
So we just write that Pooka is dead
1206
01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:25,249
and then that's it?
1207
01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:27,959
No, that won't exactly
get people talking.
1208
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:29,959
What if we give it a silver bullet?
1209
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,249
We invent something that
can actually kill Pooka.
1210
01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:33,629
The original Pooka doll.
1211
01:06:33,630 --> 01:06:35,219
We could use that as a weak spot.
1212
01:06:35,220 --> 01:06:36,969
Yes! Amir keeps it in his office.
1213
01:06:36,970 --> 01:06:38,799
We could just say
that you have to burn it,
1214
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,349
the same way Ellie did with her husband.
1215
01:06:40,350 --> 01:06:42,139
Say that you have to
do it by the unveiling,
1216
01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:43,389
otherwise it won't work.
1217
01:06:43,390 --> 01:06:44,889
People love a climactic ending.
1218
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,392
Look, we'll head to
launch, then we'll split up.
1219
01:06:49,394 --> 01:06:51,269
Matt, Molly, you guys get the doll.
1220
01:06:51,270 --> 01:06:53,689
Susan, we're gonna have
to wreck that event.
1221
01:06:53,690 --> 01:06:55,239
I'm so ready for a new job.
1222
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:56,569
All right, let's do this.
1223
01:06:56,570 --> 01:06:57,699
Go...
1224
01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:59,739
- We are not doing that.
- Okay.
1225
01:06:59,740 --> 01:07:03,967
_
1226
01:07:03,969 --> 01:07:09,621
_
1227
01:07:09,623 --> 01:07:15,175
_
1228
01:07:15,177 --> 01:07:16,339
_
1229
01:07:16,340 --> 01:07:18,509
We've got an hour until
the presentation starts.
1230
01:07:18,510 --> 01:07:20,839
The story's still holding up, for now.
1231
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,599
Remember, the doll is in Amir's office.
1232
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,059
We got this.
1233
01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:31,859
I'm still seeing some marks here,
1234
01:07:31,860 --> 01:07:33,479
so I really need those cleaned up.
1235
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,108
Susan, hi!
1236
01:07:35,110 --> 01:07:37,189
So great of you to show
up to your own event
1237
01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:39,609
after ducking my calls
for the last 24 hours.
1238
01:07:39,610 --> 01:07:41,757
Wow, Amir, I am so sorry
1239
01:07:41,759 --> 01:07:44,409
I didn't respond to
your 800 texts at 2 a.m.
1240
01:07:44,410 --> 01:07:46,159
No, it's just good for me to know
1241
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,959
that Pooka isn't your
number one priority,
1242
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:48,960
so, awesome.
1243
01:07:48,961 --> 01:07:50,209
And you, thank you so much
1244
01:07:50,210 --> 01:07:51,959
for not finishing that speech of mine!
1245
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:53,709
You can consider yourself fired.
1246
01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:55,749
Shit, this was my dream job.
1247
01:07:55,750 --> 01:07:57,879
Amir, listen. You cannot
present that toy.
1248
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,719
People are saying that something awful
1249
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:01,139
is gonna happen at the unveiling.
1250
01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:03,009
Yeah, of course they are.
1251
01:08:03,010 --> 01:08:04,849
We posted that.
1252
01:08:04,850 --> 01:08:07,349
The whole "Pooka Monster"
trend was so popular,
1253
01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:10,309
we figured an apocalypse would
really get people to tune in.
1254
01:08:10,310 --> 01:08:13,189
It's just a story, Susan, calm down!
1255
01:08:13,190 --> 01:08:15,439
All right, guys. Let's go, people!
1256
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:19,279
Let's open the doors
and let everyone in here!
1257
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,699
- I really hate him.
- Yeah, I get that.
1258
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:25,949
Okay, Susan said left.
1259
01:08:25,950 --> 01:08:28,699
No, she said right, she said right.
1260
01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:30,039
Which door is it?
1261
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,039
Uh... that one feels right.
1262
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,789
What do you mean, "feels right"?
1263
01:08:36,250 --> 01:08:39,299
All right, testing, testing, testing!
1264
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:41,679
Hello, Pooka Nation!
1265
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:44,719
Yeah!
1266
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:48,219
Are you guys ready
for some exciting news?
1267
01:08:48,220 --> 01:08:49,639
Yeah, you are.
1268
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,269
No, no, no, he can't go on yet,
1269
01:08:51,270 --> 01:08:54,269
he can't show the toy,
we haven't done the thing.
1270
01:08:54,270 --> 01:08:55,649
Oh no.
1271
01:08:55,650 --> 01:08:57,479
They're saying that we
didn't get the story right.
1272
01:08:57,480 --> 01:08:59,439
David Burgis wasn't burned alive.
1273
01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:00,899
He was stabbed to death!
1274
01:09:04,450 --> 01:09:06,699
We have to stab the doll?
1275
01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:08,039
Yes.
1276
01:09:11,660 --> 01:09:13,329
- That'll work.
- We gotta stop Matt
1277
01:09:13,330 --> 01:09:14,999
and Molly before they burn that doll.
1278
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,039
What are you doing?
1279
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:17,419
They gotta see it.
1280
01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:19,589
I'm gonna live stream the whole thing.
1281
01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:21,969
Stall, I'm gonna find Matt and Molly.
1282
01:09:23,380 --> 01:09:24,589
Stall.
1283
01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:29,679
What is that, Moll?
1284
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:30,929
It's a prayer stick.
1285
01:09:30,930 --> 01:09:32,849
It wards off evil.
1286
01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:35,399
Isn't that kinda cultural appropriation?
1287
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,399
- Is it?
- I don't know, is it?
1288
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,279
Oh, there it is.
1289
01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:52,909
Fucking just... let's
burn it right here.
1290
01:09:52,910 --> 01:09:54,499
Okay.
1291
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,399
Matt, stay down!
1292
01:10:22,570 --> 01:10:24,449
See, it wards off evil.
1293
01:10:24,450 --> 01:10:27,109
We here at Spectacular Contraptions
1294
01:10:27,110 --> 01:10:29,619
really pride ourselves in bringing you
1295
01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:32,159
the best in kids' enjoyment,
1296
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:35,959
which is why we love Pooka!
1297
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,919
Are you nice? Are you naughty?
1298
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:42,089
Only Pooka knows!
1299
01:10:42,090 --> 01:10:43,169
Hi!
1300
01:10:43,170 --> 01:10:44,911
Hi, um, so sorry, Amir.
1301
01:10:44,913 --> 01:10:46,719
I was wondering if I
could say a few words.
1302
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,089
No, no, that's okay, thank you.
1303
01:10:48,090 --> 01:10:49,969
No, but I do have something
really important to add.
1304
01:10:49,970 --> 01:10:51,509
No, we're good, I'm handling it...
1305
01:10:51,510 --> 01:10:53,269
It'll just be one second.
1306
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,389
Hi, um...
1307
01:10:56,390 --> 01:10:59,689
So, I just really...
1308
01:10:59,690 --> 01:11:02,359
wanted to reflect on Pooka.
1309
01:11:21,340 --> 01:11:22,749
The last place I want to be
1310
01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:24,759
if all these Pooka dolls come to life.
1311
01:11:26,260 --> 01:11:28,929
That looks bad, Matt.
1312
01:11:28,930 --> 01:11:30,299
Eh...
1313
01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:31,969
"It's only a flesh wound".
1314
01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:42,729
I meant it, by the way.
1315
01:11:42,730 --> 01:11:43,769
What?
1316
01:11:43,770 --> 01:11:45,939
That I love your quirks.
1317
01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:49,859
No, I'm gonna try and be better
and more open to that shit.
1318
01:11:49,860 --> 01:11:51,489
Just the candles and the salts
1319
01:11:51,490 --> 01:11:53,239
and all the rocks and stuff like that.
1320
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,579
I just... I love you.
1321
01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:58,869
And, um, you were clearly
right about all this stuff.
1322
01:11:58,870 --> 01:12:00,039
No, no, listen.
1323
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,919
This is... this is a lot,
1324
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:05,129
and, uh, I can be a lot.
1325
01:12:05,130 --> 01:12:07,009
- But I love you...
- Shh, shush.
1326
01:12:07,010 --> 01:12:09,339
- Did you just shush me?
- No, no, shut up, shut up.
1327
01:12:09,340 --> 01:12:11,089
Listen, listen.
1328
01:12:29,030 --> 01:12:30,359
Oh, thank God, okay...
1329
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,859
Oh, fuck.
1330
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:40,369
When I think about my
first experience with Pooka,
1331
01:12:40,370 --> 01:12:44,459
well, I was in my thirties,
but I felt like a kid again.
1332
01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:46,209
That's fine, I think we got it.
1333
01:12:46,210 --> 01:12:47,839
No, I think we got it. Very moving.
1334
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,879
Very moving, great story.
1335
01:12:55,850 --> 01:12:57,139
Oh, shit!
1336
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,269
Burn the fucking doll, Molly!
1337
01:13:01,270 --> 01:13:03,019
I lost the original.
1338
01:13:04,610 --> 01:13:07,439
Hey, you fucked-up Easter Bunny.
1339
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:12,399
Come get some.
1340
01:13:15,030 --> 01:13:17,449
- What are you doing?
- We gotta stab the doll.
1341
01:13:17,450 --> 01:13:19,199
Wait, I thought we
were supposed to burn it!
1342
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,619
Yeah, well, they changed the story.
1343
01:13:20,620 --> 01:13:22,619
- Oh...
- We gotta live stream it too.
1344
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:23,919
Matt, here.
1345
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,959
Derrick, there's fucking
thousands of people watching
1346
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:31,049
but they're all fucking
rooting for Pooka.
1347
01:13:31,050 --> 01:13:32,879
Uh... here, catch!
1348
01:13:39,930 --> 01:13:41,309
It's not working!
1349
01:13:41,310 --> 01:13:43,019
Sorry, it's the wrong one!
1350
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,449
Can you hurry up and find the right one?
1351
01:13:54,450 --> 01:13:55,989
I am trying!
1352
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,909
Is this it?
1353
01:14:02,700 --> 01:14:04,999
I'm sorry, they all look the same!
1354
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:32,479
How's he doing?
1355
01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:35,899
I don't know, I can't see anything.
1356
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,119
Oh, shit, there he is.
1357
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:40,279
He's not doing good!
1358
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:41,539
Oh...
1359
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,059
Oh, God.
1360
01:15:13,730 --> 01:15:15,359
Get off my ex!
1361
01:15:16,490 --> 01:15:18,199
Holy shit!
1362
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,699
What, what, what? What is happening?
1363
01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:21,739
It's Susan, she's kicking Pooka's ass!
1364
01:15:21,740 --> 01:15:24,239
I can't believe I'm missing all of this!
1365
01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:31,749
No.
1366
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,429
Susan.
1367
01:15:39,430 --> 01:15:40,759
Susan.
1368
01:15:41,850 --> 01:15:42,889
Oh my God.
1369
01:15:42,890 --> 01:15:44,719
I found it, I found it!
1370
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:46,679
Give me Pooka, now!
1371
01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:51,729
Where's the scissors?
1372
01:16:03,580 --> 01:16:05,239
Bennie!
1373
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:07,749
God damn, he's so fucking hot.
1374
01:16:07,750 --> 01:16:09,499
Sorry I'm late.
1375
01:16:13,540 --> 01:16:15,629
Bennie, scissors!
1376
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,139
You're canceled.
1377
01:16:55,540 --> 01:16:58,049
So how long have you been
rehearsing that line in your head?
1378
01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:01,799
How'd you find us?
1379
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:03,219
I saw your live stream.
1380
01:17:03,220 --> 01:17:06,179
Looked like you could use some help.
1381
01:17:06,180 --> 01:17:09,019
Wanna cut me a break?
I just killed a demon.
1382
01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:11,349
No, you can't do everything.
1383
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,529
Hey, can we go home now?
1384
01:17:19,530 --> 01:17:20,819
It worked.
1385
01:17:20,820 --> 01:17:22,239
We killed Pooka.
1386
01:17:23,570 --> 01:17:25,699
Let me check on the unveiling.
1387
01:17:27,830 --> 01:17:29,909
Without further ado,
1388
01:17:29,910 --> 01:17:34,578
I bring you the new Pooka!
1389
01:17:43,550 --> 01:17:45,339
Wait, guys,
1390
01:17:45,340 --> 01:17:47,259
#apookalypse is trending.
1391
01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:56,189
Yeah, Pooka!
1392
01:17:56,190 --> 01:17:58,019
What happened?
1393
01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:01,359
No, no, no, no, no.
1394
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,699
We did... we did the
thing, we did the thing!
1395
01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:04,859
It's the internet.
1396
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:06,699
They won't let Pooka die.
1397
01:18:09,620 --> 01:18:11,619
Hey, guys...
1398
01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:13,159
it's happening.
1399
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:14,869
They're coming to life.
1400
01:18:27,300 --> 01:18:30,099
You said nothing interesting
ever happens in Spring Valley.
1401
01:18:30,100 --> 01:18:32,469
I'll never say anything
bad about home again.
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