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# Bum bum bum bum bum bum #
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# bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum #
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# bum bum bum bum bum #
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# Mr. Sandman #
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If you're going to dress
like an Italian hooker,
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at least let it be
this year's Italian hooker.
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She's not telling us
we look fat.
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That's a major
breakthrough.
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If you didn't want
to be insulted,
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you wouldn't have invited me.
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Would anyone like
some champagne ?
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- No.
- Yes, three glasses, please.
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Mom.
Yeah, it's not... it's not even lunch.
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If you'd prefer,
I'll make it a mimosa.
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What do you think ?
Perfect...
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For a night on the town.
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Perfect
for breast-feeding.
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# Please turn on
your magic beam #
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# Mr. Sandman,
bring me a dream #
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My heart's doing
that weird thing again.
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Beating ?
That's normal for humans.
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Come on, Lisa, take her
seriously for once.
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# Mr. Sandman,
bring me a dream #
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# make him the cutest... #
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What ?
What is it ?
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I think we need to get you
to the hospital.
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# Mr. Sandman,
bring me a dream #
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I'm dying to try it.
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- Is no one gonna tell me...
- Shh.
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How delightful.
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Why we're in the morgue ?
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House is on the lam
from someone.
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Taub's got his money on Wilson,
but I'm pretty sure it's Cuddy.
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Fool's bet. There's a whole
world of angry patients,
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creditors...
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She needs a doctor.
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Yes, just not me.
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Your mom is
a 65-year-old woman
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with high
blood pressure.
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- What about the macrocytic anemia ?
- Borderline,
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which is the lab equivalent
of imaginary,
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which, by the way,
matches the rest
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of her medical history.
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You really think
she's psyching herself
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into atrial fibrillation ?
- So get her a cardiologist.
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You don't want me
involved.
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You don't want
you involved.
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All that ethics stuff
that I don't give a crap about
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suddenly makes sense.
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If you're
emotionally invested,
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you cannot make
rational decisions.
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You know this would be
a disaster.
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This is my mother.
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Treadmill test
went well...
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no chest discomfort
or ischemia.
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The abnormal rhythm
will probably resolve itself,
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and if not, a daily pill
will keep it under control.
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I will follow up
later today.
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Is it connected
to my other symptoms ?
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Which other symptoms, mom ?
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Aye...
Not her fault.
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This "Dean
of Medicine" stuff...
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very impressive at parties.
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But she's forgotten
how to be a real doctor.
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It's all in my file.
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There are 15 years
of clinic visits in this file.
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I don't want to be
a bother.
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But isn't this what
you do for a living ?
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So...
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We're looking for a disease that
can last a decade and a half,
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causes constipation,
diarrhea, flu, cold,
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dizziness, rashes,
back and joint pain,
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"heart feeling weird,"
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"kishkes feeling wobbly,"
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one actual hip replacement.
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And which has eluded detection
by years of blood work,
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X- rays, and MRIs.
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Well, one thing does
pop to mind.
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We'll monitor you,
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and we'll give you
a thyroid test.
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And House's team
will do a home search
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for environmental toxins.
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He seems to know his stuff.
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How come he can't afford
a coat that fits ?
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No radon, no mold,
no lead in the pipes.
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Yeah, yeah, great. Have you seen
Cuddy's high-school yearbook ?
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Okay, that is clearly
not related to the case.
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There is no case.
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Cuddy won't let House
see the yearbook,
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so he figures
there's something to hide.
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Any guesses ?
It's clearly related
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to being a giant
teenage dork.
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So you thought I'd have
some insights.
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Oh, no, no.
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- I didn't mean.
- Relax.
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I was crowned
homecoming geek.
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I'm sure
you can relate...
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Because you knew
some dorks.
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I was the class president
and head boy at...
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aah !
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Oh...
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Is that...
is that Cuddy's mom ?
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Certain parts of her...
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And certain parts of some
muscular Hispanic gentleman.
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Should we consider STDs ?
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I think I just caught one
looking at these photos.
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What does "azarcon" mean ?
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I...
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it means we might have
an actual case.
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Mexican herbal medication
for stomach problems,
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but only in the sense
that lead chromate is an herb
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and poison
is a medication.
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I'll start a chelation I.V.
Thank you so much.
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That wasn't too much
of a disaster, was it ?
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You know...
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That's not the only thing
they found in her home.
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Not my yearbook...
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Nope.
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Just some stuff
that could cause
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severe nausea and permanent
erectile dysfunction...
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And which proves that
your mom is doing the help.
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According to her diary, it's
some contractor named Jesus...
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Which, granted, was originally
a Jewish name, but...
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Go, mom.
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So...
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Why were you taking
a Mexican folk remedy ?
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A friend uses it.
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A friend ?
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Mom...
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Just for medical reasons,
you should have told me.
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If you're sexually active...
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at my age, he's more
the active one.
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Mom's having a fling.
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I know.
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You do ?
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She's been giving me
lousy advice about it
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for five years.
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- I have physical needs.
- He's a married man, mom.
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She doesn't want sex
with him.
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I do want
to have sex with him.
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Tell me,
who's being hurt ?
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Hold on.
Five years ?
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- Why didn't you tell me about it ?
- I don't know.
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We don't have
that kind of relationship.
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Does that really
surprise you ?
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You said you had two guys
helping you move.
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They couldn't get
out of work.
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I'm trying
to economize.
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This hotel's cheap.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry. I just wanted
to drop off some mail
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and talk to you
about something.
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Of course.
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Rache...
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Chris,
that's not why.
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We got to move on.
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What does that mean ?
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Have you moved on ?
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With who ?
Is it Phil ?
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I don't want to talk
about this.
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I know that you're worried
about money.
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- You're trying to change the subject.
- Yeah,
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which you
could have gleaned
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from, "I don't want to talk
about this".
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I got you a tryout
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to be a part-time medical
consultant on lawsuits.
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Wait, with your brother ?
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Have you completely forgotten
the last time I saw him ?
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That was five years ago.
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Jamie had just found out
that you'd been cheating on me
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with your partner's
daughter.
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It's a little overreaction.
My...
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he broke my nose
and then called me
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the most horrible person
he's ever met.
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He shouldn't have broken
your nose.
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You know, texts,
calls, and emails
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all go to the same magic device
these days.
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You only got to send one.
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Then it's even weirder
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it took you so long
to get down here.
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Yeah, that's
a crazy mystery.
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It's not like I got
a department to run.
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This other magic device
tells me that lead poisoning
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wouldn't cause all my symptoms.
True.
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But it could cause
the 5% that are real.
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You think
I'm a hypochondriac ?
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Well, let me answer this way...
maybe you're imagining
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that I think
you're a hypochondriac.
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Look, my hand
just started to shake.
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It's a side effect
of these arthritis pills.
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Read the label.
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I did...
When I was typing it up,
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right before I slapped it
on a bottle of sugar pills.
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You printed
a fake label...
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Just to prove
I'm a hypochondriac ?
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Did it work ?
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It got you fired,
you schmuck.
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An hour to convince her
to go with Dr. Kaufman,
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and only then because
he runs internal medicine.
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She wanted to leave
the hospital entirely.
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My God, a woman
getting better
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wants to leave
the hospital ?
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If she's getting better,
it's not because
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you made her feel like a fool.
It couldn't be more because.
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If I hadn't,
she'd have diagnosed herself
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with six new forms
of cancer.
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She'd never leave.
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It's hard enough dealing
with my mom being sick.
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This juvenile...
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Yeah ?
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Lisa, it's gonna be okay,
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but she's in a-fib at 170.
Oh, God.
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I think we should cardiovert
while she's unsedated.
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I'll be right there.
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A- fib's at 170.
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Wait.
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I'm sorry she's sick.
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I'm not sorry
I'm off the case.
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You're not off the case.
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You don't think
you can convince her...
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no, no.
You are staying on.
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She just can't know
about it.
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Top of the morning,
Dr. Kaufman.
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Here's the deal.
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You copy me
on all the imaging.
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- I'll have my guys run the lab tests.
- No.
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I thought you spoke
to Cuddy.
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Yeah. Then I spoke
to the elder Cuddy,
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who specifically requested
you not be involved.
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Listen, Kauffy,
you are perfectly competent,
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bordering
on good, even.
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But you know I'm better.
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If you want,
we can pretend it's 'cause
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I got a team
and more resources.
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Either way, it'd be crazy
to ignore my advice.
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It's not gonna stop
at advice.
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You're gonna start
cutting me out,
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go behind me
to your girlfriend.
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And if something
goes wrong,
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still me standing up there
alone at the M&M.
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Please...
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Stay away
from my patient.
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Which button ?
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The one by your right hand
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with the design of the bed
next to it and the arrows
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pointing up or down.
You bugged the room ?
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I absolutely,
without apology, will admit
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that someone may have
allegedly done so.
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Guess we can pass
unethical
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and skip straight
to illegal.
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Not according to the recent
Supreme Court case
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of bite versus me.
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Dr. Kaufman's single.
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Did you know he went
to Harvard Medical School ?
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Mom, stop yenta-ing
for one minute !
256
00:11:11,510 --> 00:11:13,544
If you want gloomy
and unable to commit,
257
00:11:13,612 --> 00:11:15,146
then stick
with the goyishe one.
258
00:11:15,214 --> 00:11:17,215
This is completely unethical.
Why are we listening to this ?
259
00:11:17,282 --> 00:11:19,550
I know I'm a pain,
but it's impossible
260
00:11:19,618 --> 00:11:22,019
for me to work with you
if you... fine, fine !
261
00:11:22,087 --> 00:11:24,155
Instead of a live stream,
I'll get a recap from Cuddy
262
00:11:24,223 --> 00:11:26,190
20 minutes later...
thank you for saving America.
263
00:11:26,258 --> 00:11:28,659
Could be leukemia.
264
00:11:28,727 --> 00:11:30,361
Anemia from
taking over the marrow,
265
00:11:30,429 --> 00:11:33,197
a- fib from infiltrating
cardiac muscle.
266
00:11:33,265 --> 00:11:35,833
Sounds good.
267
00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:38,536
Yeah.
268
00:11:38,604 --> 00:11:41,606
I was really hoping
for a different diagnosis...
269
00:11:41,673 --> 00:11:43,908
one that Kaufman hadn't
already come up with.
270
00:11:43,976 --> 00:11:46,310
He just started
a bone-marrow biopsy.
271
00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:48,446
So we don't need to do anything.
I don't.
272
00:11:48,514 --> 00:11:50,548
You do. Go to admitting.
Find us a new case.
273
00:12:01,226 --> 00:12:03,628
Psst ! Whaa !
274
00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:10,802
Ddx.
275
00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:12,503
Um, we just did it.
276
00:12:12,571 --> 00:12:14,338
No, we just did
the fake one.
277
00:12:14,406 --> 00:12:16,874
Why do you think I let the
truth fairy know about the bug ?
278
00:12:16,942 --> 00:12:18,910
I was testing her.
She failed.
279
00:12:18,977 --> 00:12:20,411
She's still a narc.
280
00:12:20,479 --> 00:12:23,448
Thiamine deficiency
fits better than leukemia.
281
00:12:23,515 --> 00:12:25,917
You think she's
an alcoholic ?
282
00:12:25,984 --> 00:12:28,686
I had dinner with Arlene.
I mixed her a gin and tonic.
283
00:12:28,754 --> 00:12:31,022
And I'd run
out of the tonic,
284
00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:32,924
so I substituted
sleeping pills.
285
00:12:32,991 --> 00:12:34,592
Next morning,
she assumed
286
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:37,028
the blackout was
from the drinking.
287
00:12:37,095 --> 00:12:39,897
How many old ladies are used
to passing out from boozing ?
288
00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:43,868
The answer is the boozers.
289
00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:46,604
We're gonna have to slip her
the thiamine pills.
290
00:12:49,775 --> 00:12:51,809
We've got to run this
by Cuddy.
291
00:12:54,246 --> 00:12:55,980
Why do you think
I'm in such a bad mood ?
292
00:13:01,253 --> 00:13:04,489
Alcoholic ?
293
00:13:06,892 --> 00:13:08,426
Treatment's very easy,
294
00:13:08,494 --> 00:13:10,495
safe.
295
00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:12,864
It's literally
a few vitamin pills.
296
00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:14,532
It'll fix her heart,
297
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,335
and it won't interfere with
the biopsy Kaufman's running.
298
00:13:17,402 --> 00:13:20,972
Put 'em
in an antacid bottle.
299
00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:23,040
Just tell her
it's for stomach problems.
300
00:13:29,348 --> 00:13:30,848
I have to ask her
about this.
301
00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:34,118
Of course.
Absolutely.
302
00:13:34,186 --> 00:13:35,453
You'll ask.
She'll deny.
303
00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:37,288
You'll push it.
She'll get offended.
304
00:13:37,356 --> 00:13:38,723
You'll be exactly
where you are now,
305
00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:40,391
except it'll be
harder to treat.
306
00:13:40,459 --> 00:13:41,626
You've absolutely
got to do that.
307
00:13:41,693 --> 00:13:42,927
I don't think
she'll lie to me.
308
00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:45,997
She just spent
the last five years
309
00:13:46,064 --> 00:13:48,799
going south of the border
down Mexico way.
310
00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,902
We have our issues,
but since dad died,
311
00:13:50,969 --> 00:13:54,972
we tell each other the truth
when asked directly.
312
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,409
It's important to us.
313
00:14:00,812 --> 00:14:03,114
Addicts lie.
314
00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:18,930
Can I speak
to mom alone ?
315
00:14:20,165 --> 00:14:22,333
Why ?
316
00:14:26,338 --> 00:14:29,206
You're scaring me,
Lisa.
317
00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:33,578
Mom, I think your drinking
is causing your heart problems.
318
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:36,948
Is this about the champagne ?
She ordered...
319
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:42,153
patsy and Anne
told me last week
320
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,255
you lost control
at the museum luncheon.
321
00:14:44,323 --> 00:14:46,824
You're talking to my friends
behind my back.
322
00:14:46,892 --> 00:14:50,261
We are all concerned.
Just tell me honestly...
323
00:14:50,329 --> 00:14:51,929
How much have you
been drinking ?
324
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:58,836
I may be your patient,
but I am still your mother.
325
00:14:58,904 --> 00:15:02,373
And I'm telling you
I am not a drunk.
326
00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:11,482
Okay.
327
00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:24,762
For your stomach pains.
328
00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:52,523
If something like that
comes up again, just...
329
00:15:52,591 --> 00:15:53,958
Do what you need
to do.
330
00:15:54,026 --> 00:15:56,494
And keep you out of it ?
Yeah.
331
00:15:56,561 --> 00:15:59,330
I am being a coward,
332
00:15:59,398 --> 00:16:01,232
which is exactly why
doctors shouldn't treat
333
00:16:01,299 --> 00:16:02,800
their own families.
334
00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:04,669
Congratulations.
335
00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:06,971
You were right,
as usual.
336
00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:14,111
The hitting you
was not optimal.
337
00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:16,881
I was going through
my own divorce at the time.
338
00:16:16,948 --> 00:16:18,683
I have had years
of therapy.
339
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,084
Now when I get mad,
340
00:16:20,152 --> 00:16:23,087
I do some deep breathing,
squeeze my stress ball.
341
00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:26,190
Hey, I kind of
deserved it.
342
00:16:26,258 --> 00:16:28,626
That's for sure.
343
00:16:28,694 --> 00:16:30,661
Here's the deal.
344
00:16:30,729 --> 00:16:32,963
I do a lot
of med-mal insurance.
345
00:16:33,031 --> 00:16:34,665
I need a new
non-testifying expert.
346
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:36,233
I'll give you one case
as a tryout.
347
00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:37,635
You kick ass,
I put you on retainer.
348
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:40,671
Average 15 hours a week,
it's 50 a year.
349
00:16:40,739 --> 00:16:42,940
50 what ?
350
00:16:43,008 --> 00:16:45,843
You kidding ?
$50,000.
351
00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:47,912
I'll take it.
352
00:16:47,979 --> 00:16:50,081
You drive a soft bargain.
353
00:16:50,148 --> 00:16:51,849
You got to sign
an N.D.A.
354
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,050
Sure.
355
00:16:53,118 --> 00:16:55,319
Is this... ?
356
00:16:55,387 --> 00:16:57,421
Uh, that's a case
I'm about to settle.
357
00:16:57,489 --> 00:16:59,990
I rep a giant
pizza-delivery company.
358
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:02,460
Driver hit that kid,
messed up his legs.
359
00:17:02,527 --> 00:17:05,262
And gave him a microbleed
in his brain, right ?
360
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,798
What ? No.
361
00:17:07,866 --> 00:17:09,333
This little white mark.
362
00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:13,204
Your predecessor checked,
so did the kid's doctors.
363
00:17:13,271 --> 00:17:16,173
I don't know what that is,
but he's fine.
364
00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:19,543
Probably.
But if there's any doubt...
365
00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:20,945
it's a
multimillion-dollar case.
366
00:17:21,012 --> 00:17:22,413
We're settling
in two days.
367
00:17:22,481 --> 00:17:24,148
Lay off it, okay ?
368
00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:26,150
Okay.
You're right.
369
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:28,519
I'm off.
370
00:17:40,165 --> 00:17:41,932
She spiked a fever.
It's 102.
371
00:17:44,302 --> 00:17:46,670
That means I was wrong
about the thiamine deficiency.
372
00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:48,639
You were wrong
about the alcoholism.
373
00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:50,508
True dat.
374
00:17:50,575 --> 00:17:52,910
It's actually looking
more and more like leukemia.
375
00:17:52,978 --> 00:17:56,580
Kaufman rushed the biopsies.
It's not cancer.
376
00:17:56,648 --> 00:17:59,083
So there's
a bright side...
377
00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:01,819
Kaufman was wrong too.
378
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,566
- DDX.
- Okay...
379
00:18:13,848 --> 00:18:15,649
What disease can turn
Cuddy's mother
380
00:18:15,717 --> 00:18:18,285
into a coma patient
named Stewart ?
381
00:18:18,353 --> 00:18:19,320
Lupus ?
382
00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:24,491
We got fired from that case.
We're moving on.
383
00:18:24,559 --> 00:18:26,760
We were already fired.
By the patient.
384
00:18:26,828 --> 00:18:28,629
This time by Cuddy,
so it's real.
385
00:18:28,697 --> 00:18:31,532
She somehow realized that
her completely unworkable system
386
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,567
was completely unworkable.
387
00:18:33,635 --> 00:18:36,236
Okay, pop quiz,
hot shots...
388
00:18:36,304 --> 00:18:38,172
I chose vegetable stew
for a reason.
389
00:18:38,239 --> 00:18:42,743
You got 60 seconds,
no "hintsies".
390
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:43,944
You're not gonna
talk to us ?
391
00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:45,579
Exactly.
You're gonna have to... hey !
392
00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:47,147
You're good.
393
00:18:47,215 --> 00:18:49,450
So this is just a test ?
394
00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:51,385
Pupils fixed and dilated...
395
00:18:51,453 --> 00:18:53,354
an addict,
396
00:18:53,421 --> 00:18:55,990
found with an empty bottle
of phenobarb next to him.
397
00:18:56,057 --> 00:18:58,993
How is this a mystery ?
It's an overdose.
398
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,094
Glutethimide !
399
00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:01,929
Script filled last year.
400
00:19:01,997 --> 00:19:04,765
Could mimic fixed and dilated
without the brain death...
401
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,635
Except he'll just get better
on his own,
402
00:19:07,702 --> 00:19:09,770
so why would you take
this case ?
403
00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:11,271
Because House doesn't care
about the treatment
404
00:19:11,339 --> 00:19:12,673
as long as the case
is interesting.
405
00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:14,842
I'll do a blood draw
406
00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:17,411
and put glutethimide
on the tox screen.
407
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:24,351
Really ?
408
00:19:24,419 --> 00:19:26,654
You thought that case
was interesting ?
409
00:19:26,721 --> 00:19:28,889
Oh, guess we're still
on Arlene.
410
00:19:28,957 --> 00:19:31,191
Aren't there other ways
of keeping Masters occupied ?
411
00:19:31,259 --> 00:19:33,794
Not according to my
sexual harassment seminar.
412
00:19:37,899 --> 00:19:39,199
Maybe it's not hypochondria.
413
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,534
She said she gets
a lot of rashes.
414
00:19:40,602 --> 00:19:41,735
Add the fever...
415
00:19:41,803 --> 00:19:44,438
sounds like
autoimmune, S.L.E.
416
00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:46,607
Congratulations,
you can think exactly like
417
00:19:46,675 --> 00:19:48,542
a semi-competent
internist.
418
00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:51,145
Kaufman's starting her
on prednisone.
419
00:19:51,212 --> 00:19:53,113
But the heart problems
were first.
420
00:19:53,181 --> 00:19:55,416
Endocarditis.
421
00:19:55,483 --> 00:19:56,750
With no murmurs ?
422
00:19:56,818 --> 00:19:58,952
It's usually a late sign.
423
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,287
Echo showed
pristine valves.
424
00:20:00,355 --> 00:20:01,555
Below the resolving
threshold.
425
00:20:01,623 --> 00:20:03,524
Kaufman's prednisone
426
00:20:03,591 --> 00:20:05,893
will suppress her
immune system... could kill her.
427
00:20:09,731 --> 00:20:11,565
You got to tell him
it's endocarditis.
428
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,933
Check the wiretap.
429
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:15,436
His I.D. guy's been putting
the same argument to him.
430
00:20:15,503 --> 00:20:17,871
He can't convince him.
You think I got a better shot ?
431
00:20:17,939 --> 00:20:19,139
So what do we do ?
432
00:20:24,345 --> 00:20:26,714
We switch her meds.
433
00:20:26,781 --> 00:20:28,382
We get a solution
of broad-spectrum antibiotics,
434
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:31,585
stick it in an I.V. bag
marked for prednisone.
435
00:20:31,653 --> 00:20:33,520
Kaufman can only be there
a few times a day.
436
00:20:33,588 --> 00:20:35,889
Tell Arlene you're from
the pharmacy, switch 'em out.
437
00:20:35,957 --> 00:20:38,358
This is nuts.
This is way too complicated.
438
00:20:38,426 --> 00:20:39,727
It's hanging an I.V. bag !
439
00:20:39,794 --> 00:20:41,395
If the attending
doesn't know what she's on,
440
00:20:41,463 --> 00:20:42,696
the risk of drug reaction...
What risk ?
441
00:20:42,764 --> 00:20:44,732
We know how he's treating her.
We bugged the room.
442
00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:46,033
This is not
about information !
443
00:20:46,101 --> 00:20:47,868
We're talking ethical
and legal violations
444
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:49,636
on a scale that should make
even you puke !
445
00:20:49,704 --> 00:20:51,672
She's dying ! That doesn't
mean we should all go to jail
446
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,806
to save her !
447
00:20:59,314 --> 00:21:02,616
You're losing control
because...
448
00:21:02,684 --> 00:21:06,353
This is your
girlfriend's mom.
449
00:21:06,421 --> 00:21:09,156
You gonna run this
by Cuddy ?
450
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:10,557
No.
451
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,493
She said to
keep her out of it,
452
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,827
do what we need to do.
453
00:21:13,895 --> 00:21:15,095
Look, I know
what I'm suggesting
454
00:21:15,163 --> 00:21:17,064
is completely screwed up.
455
00:21:17,132 --> 00:21:18,332
That's because
this situation
456
00:21:18,399 --> 00:21:20,167
is completely screwed up.
457
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:23,203
Do it, or you're fired.
458
00:21:28,076 --> 00:21:30,244
We stick together,
he can't fire all three of us.
459
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,847
Give me a prescription pad.
460
00:21:33,915 --> 00:21:35,849
Why are you doing this ?
461
00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:37,417
Because I think
it's endocarditis,
462
00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:40,053
and I think the prednisone
will kill her.
463
00:21:40,121 --> 00:21:42,556
Now, I forgot
my prescription pad.
464
00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:55,235
Am I a horrible person ?
465
00:21:55,303 --> 00:21:58,338
I used to win awards
for volunteer work.
466
00:21:58,406 --> 00:22:01,008
I went to Guatemala
and fixed cleft palates.
467
00:22:01,075 --> 00:22:03,477
Now we're sitting back
letting Chase
468
00:22:03,545 --> 00:22:05,913
do our dirty work.
We're doing the right thing...
469
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:07,915
stay out of it.
I don't know.
470
00:22:07,982 --> 00:22:10,918
I don't know
about anything anymore.
471
00:22:10,985 --> 00:22:15,289
Then this thing with the kid,
Rachel's brother...
472
00:22:15,356 --> 00:22:16,790
stay out of that too.
473
00:22:16,858 --> 00:22:19,927
A... radiologists... experts,
unlike you... said no bleed.
474
00:22:19,994 --> 00:22:21,728
B... you yourself said
it's probably not.
475
00:22:21,796 --> 00:22:24,097
C... you've got
no doctor-patient relationship.
476
00:22:24,165 --> 00:22:25,833
D... you'll lose
your consulting job.
477
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,367
E... your ex will kill you.
478
00:22:27,435 --> 00:22:30,270
F... I'm running
out of alphabet here.
479
00:22:31,806 --> 00:22:33,340
You do it ?
480
00:22:33,408 --> 00:22:35,342
Had the bag,
walking towards the room,
481
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:37,911
and Cuddy's sister says,
"hey, Dr. Chase".
482
00:22:37,979 --> 00:22:39,947
I met her at
that charity event last year.
483
00:22:40,014 --> 00:22:41,448
One of you two
has got to do this.
484
00:22:41,516 --> 00:22:43,617
I met Arlene
at the same benefit.
485
00:22:43,685 --> 00:22:44,885
Conveniently.
486
00:22:44,953 --> 00:22:46,920
Come on, don't ask me.
487
00:22:46,988 --> 00:22:48,689
I don't even know
if I believe it's endo...
488
00:22:50,258 --> 00:22:52,159
Damn it.
It's Rachel's brother.
489
00:22:52,227 --> 00:22:53,794
He wants me to check out
some new case.
490
00:22:53,862 --> 00:22:56,864
Conveniently.
491
00:22:56,931 --> 00:23:00,067
It's a tryout.
I need this job.
492
00:23:00,134 --> 00:23:02,803
I got to do this.
493
00:23:02,871 --> 00:23:04,338
So you're just gonna
ditch us, run off,
494
00:23:04,405 --> 00:23:05,472
and work
on some other case ?
495
00:23:17,452 --> 00:23:19,119
Are you Timothy's mom ?
496
00:23:19,187 --> 00:23:21,021
Yeah.
My name is Christopher Taub.
497
00:23:21,089 --> 00:23:24,358
I'm a doctor
at Princeton Plainsboro.
498
00:23:24,425 --> 00:23:25,826
I saw your son's file.
499
00:23:25,894 --> 00:23:28,629
I think he might have
a very small bleed in his brain.
500
00:23:28,696 --> 00:23:31,298
Wait, you...
you saw his file ?
501
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,100
H- how do you even know
who we are ? I...
502
00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:35,903
your son could die
of a brain hemorrhage.
503
00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:37,704
He needs a cerebral
angiogram today.
504
00:23:37,772 --> 00:23:40,307
Get in your car and meet me
at the hospital.
505
00:23:42,911 --> 00:23:46,346
Timothy, we're gonna go see
the doctor.
506
00:23:50,891 --> 00:23:52,325
Another pop quiz.
507
00:23:52,393 --> 00:23:55,495
How many idiot doctors
does it take to switch an I.V. ?
508
00:23:55,563 --> 00:23:58,398
The longer we wait,
509
00:23:58,466 --> 00:24:00,900
the more the prednisone
is gonna kill her immune system.
510
00:24:00,968 --> 00:24:02,502
Forget playing pharmacist.
511
00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:04,437
Mom naps every afternoon.
Wait by the room.
512
00:24:04,505 --> 00:24:06,673
When she falls asleep,
get the sister out somehow.
513
00:24:12,813 --> 00:24:14,881
Hi, Dr. Cuddy, is now
a good time to talk ?
514
00:24:14,949 --> 00:24:16,916
Not really.
515
00:24:16,984 --> 00:24:19,152
So, um, you know
how you had us consulting
516
00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:20,920
and then stopped
having us consult ?
517
00:24:20,988 --> 00:24:23,490
Why are you still here ?
518
00:24:23,557 --> 00:24:25,325
Um, well,
I think the stopping
519
00:24:25,392 --> 00:24:27,961
might have stopped.
520
00:24:28,028 --> 00:24:29,763
House put me
on this weird case
521
00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:31,331
where there's
no treatment...
522
00:24:31,398 --> 00:24:33,299
I think maybe
to distract me.
523
00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:34,968
Uh, and they've been
acting odd.
524
00:24:35,035 --> 00:24:37,203
I'll look into it.
525
00:24:37,271 --> 00:24:38,905
Thank you
for coming to me.
526
00:24:38,973 --> 00:24:41,474
Because I'm... I'm worried
that he's switching
527
00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:43,943
your mother's medications.
528
00:24:44,011 --> 00:24:46,646
I checked
with the pharmacy...
529
00:24:46,714 --> 00:24:49,115
Dr. Chase got prednisone
and antibiotics
530
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,417
for my coma patient,
which wouldn't treat him,
531
00:24:51,485 --> 00:24:54,220
but could treat conditions
that cause...
532
00:24:54,288 --> 00:24:57,357
Heart failure.
533
00:25:02,663 --> 00:25:04,364
You told me to keep you out
of it, do what I needed to do.
534
00:25:04,431 --> 00:25:06,366
What the hell
did you think that meant ?
535
00:25:06,433 --> 00:25:07,867
I meant, like, if you had
to slip her
536
00:25:07,935 --> 00:25:09,068
a few more vitamin pills
or something.
537
00:25:09,136 --> 00:25:10,537
This is life-threatening !
538
00:25:10,604 --> 00:25:12,505
It's illegal.
539
00:25:12,573 --> 00:25:14,140
I wasn't expecting
something like this.
540
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,775
Only because you intentionally
weren't thinking about it
541
00:25:15,843 --> 00:25:18,678
'cause you don't want to make
any tough decisions.
542
00:25:21,749 --> 00:25:23,950
Are you completely sure
it's endocarditis ?
543
00:25:26,754 --> 00:25:28,321
That's not
a real question.
544
00:25:28,389 --> 00:25:32,058
Endocarditis fits
better than the alternatives.
545
00:25:38,199 --> 00:25:42,302
We're having a little trouble
hanging the right I.V.
546
00:25:42,369 --> 00:25:45,104
The fastest way is
with you help.
547
00:25:57,384 --> 00:25:58,985
Where'd Julia go ?
548
00:25:59,053 --> 00:26:00,186
She's got a family.
549
00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:02,188
I've got a family.
550
00:26:02,256 --> 00:26:05,625
Three kids and a husband...
that's a family.
551
00:26:05,693 --> 00:26:08,061
You were always tougher
on me than Julia.
552
00:26:08,128 --> 00:26:10,363
Why is that ?
I'm not.
553
00:26:10,431 --> 00:26:13,833
I was thinking
about when you made me run
554
00:26:13,901 --> 00:26:16,035
for yearbook editor...
I didn't want to.
555
00:26:16,103 --> 00:26:18,004
I didn't have a social life
my whole senior year.
556
00:26:18,072 --> 00:26:19,706
You let Julia do
whatever she wanted.
557
00:26:19,773 --> 00:26:22,375
We're debating
12th grade now ?
558
00:26:22,443 --> 00:26:24,344
Like anything's changed.
What do you want, Lisa ?
559
00:26:24,411 --> 00:26:27,413
Do you want to hear
I love you both the same ?
560
00:26:27,481 --> 00:26:29,582
Of course I do.
561
00:26:31,886 --> 00:26:33,620
Okay.
562
00:26:33,687 --> 00:26:36,489
But times like this,
563
00:26:36,557 --> 00:26:39,659
when we argue,
it reminds me...
564
00:26:39,727 --> 00:26:42,095
I have more in common
with her.
565
00:26:42,162 --> 00:26:45,031
She's nicer to me.
566
00:26:45,099 --> 00:26:47,100
I love you both...
567
00:26:49,069 --> 00:26:52,005
But I like her
more than you.
568
00:27:09,556 --> 00:27:12,458
I called you three times.
My phone wasn't exactly on.
569
00:27:12,526 --> 00:27:14,527
I figure I'll be getting
some angry calls
570
00:27:14,595 --> 00:27:16,062
once radiology sends back
the angiogram.
571
00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:18,998
They already did.
572
00:27:19,066 --> 00:27:20,767
Here...
573
00:27:20,834 --> 00:27:23,436
This is what you saw.
574
00:27:23,504 --> 00:27:25,538
It's an anatomical variant
of the skull...
575
00:27:25,606 --> 00:27:28,374
the bone in proximity
to a blood vessel.
576
00:27:28,442 --> 00:27:29,876
There was nothing wrong
with him.
577
00:27:32,146 --> 00:27:33,379
That was reason "g".
578
00:27:35,015 --> 00:27:38,184
That's good news
for him.
579
00:27:45,726 --> 00:27:47,360
Lungs clear ?
Diffuse wheezing,
580
00:27:47,428 --> 00:27:49,696
tightness, pruritis.
581
00:27:49,763 --> 00:27:51,631
It's an allergic reaction.
582
00:27:51,699 --> 00:27:54,300
Looks like.
Doesn't make any sense.
583
00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:55,835
She's on prednisone.
584
00:27:55,903 --> 00:27:59,772
How could she get
an allergic reaction ?
585
00:28:03,728 --> 00:28:05,412
I switched out
the antibiotics,
586
00:28:05,547 --> 00:28:07,014
put her back on prednisone...
her breathing's normal.
587
00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:09,450
But the a-fib's back,
and her fever's up.
588
00:28:09,518 --> 00:28:11,085
Allergy's got to be due
to our antibiotics.
589
00:28:11,153 --> 00:28:12,754
Does Kaufman
know what we did ?
590
00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:14,922
That's good.
No, that is terrible !
591
00:28:14,990 --> 00:28:18,126
He doesn't know that
she got worse on antibiotics,
592
00:28:18,193 --> 00:28:19,660
so now he's thinking
endocarditis.
593
00:28:19,728 --> 00:28:20,795
He'll put her back
on the antibiotics
594
00:28:20,863 --> 00:28:21,796
that almost suffocated her.
595
00:28:21,864 --> 00:28:22,930
What do we do ?
596
00:28:25,768 --> 00:28:27,168
We push through this.
597
00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:30,304
It started in the heart.
Endocarditis still fits.
598
00:28:30,372 --> 00:28:31,773
It's just got
to be fungal.
599
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:32,807
We have to switch
Kaufman's antibiotics
600
00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,308
for amphotericin "b".
601
00:28:34,376 --> 00:28:36,377
I don't know if you're right.
I don't care.
602
00:28:36,445 --> 00:28:37,678
But we are gonna end up
killing this woman
603
00:28:37,746 --> 00:28:39,580
if we keep confusing
her attending
604
00:28:39,648 --> 00:28:42,702
with these secret meds.
I don't care about confusing the attending !
605
00:28:42,802 --> 00:28:44,069
I want this woman...
606
00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:46,572
we're not talking about
simple antibiotics anymore.
607
00:28:46,639 --> 00:28:48,107
Amphotericin "b"
is dangerous in itself.
608
00:28:48,301 --> 00:28:50,202
It's a poison.
That's why it kills fungi.
609
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:53,283
It'll give her fever, chills...
which she already has,
610
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,493
which will help us
hide it.
611
00:28:54,561 --> 00:28:56,028
I don't think I can take
a risk like that.
612
00:28:56,096 --> 00:28:58,731
Well, then you shouldn't
have let her fire me !
613
00:29:02,969 --> 00:29:06,538
Look, all you have to do
is switch the I.V.s again.
614
00:29:06,606 --> 00:29:08,808
This has blown up on you
once already.
615
00:29:08,821 --> 00:29:10,088
- He's right.
- Yep.
616
00:29:13,534 --> 00:29:15,570
I'm so sorry
I got you guys into this.
617
00:29:15,584 --> 00:29:16,784
You should go.
618
00:29:26,406 --> 00:29:28,041
I'm right.
I know.
619
00:29:28,089 --> 00:29:31,058
And I'll do it, but...
620
00:29:44,372 --> 00:29:48,309
I agree.
Fungal endocarditis fits.
621
00:29:49,978 --> 00:29:52,813
But we still have
to tell your mother.
622
00:29:55,183 --> 00:29:58,118
I don't want to tell her,
not at all.
623
00:29:58,186 --> 00:30:00,354
But the patient
is the highest priority.
624
00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:05,134
I'm kicking you
out of your office.
625
00:30:05,910 --> 00:30:07,256
Yes, you.
626
00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:08,806
This is not her office yet.
627
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,762
If you tell anyone,
628
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:34,265
I will get you thrown
out of med school,
629
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:38,436
and I will destroy
your career.
630
00:30:40,773 --> 00:30:45,510
I've thought about that.
631
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,680
Lying about me...
632
00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,548
Won't work.
633
00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:53,184
Everybody knows
your reputation.
634
00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,019
True...
635
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:57,288
But I won't have to lie.
636
00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:01,759
Buried in your coma patient's
big, big file
637
00:31:01,827 --> 00:31:04,429
is a form
that doesn't allow treatment
638
00:31:04,496 --> 00:31:07,532
without the expressed
consent of the relatives.
639
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,071
Wait...
You drew blood.
640
00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,406
And that's not just
a screwup.
641
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,508
It's criminal assault.
642
00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:23,514
But you told me...
No. As you may recall...
643
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,090
You set me up ?
644
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,063
Why ?
645
00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:44,602
Because this patient
is the highest priority.
646
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:28,379
You made her think
647
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,415
I was hiding her son
being sick !
648
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:33,684
She scuttled the settlement.
She reported me to the bar.
649
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:36,354
I got to deal
with that crap now.
650
00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:40,591
I will sue you for slander,
for tortious interference,
651
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:44,829
and anything else
I can use to destroy you.
652
00:32:44,897 --> 00:32:48,533
Oh, and my sister says
stay out of her life...
653
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,469
You failure.
654
00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:55,006
Five years of therapy.
655
00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:02,480
Dr. Kaufman ?
656
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:06,984
I need to speak with you
and the patient alone.
657
00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:12,390
I'm skipping
the credentials committee.
658
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,425
I'm going straight
to the state board
659
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,094
and reporting you for...
660
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:19,964
what you've done is
so off the spectrum,
661
00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:21,699
I don't know there's
a specific name for it.
662
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,601
I think he's talking
to you.
663
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,103
Marty, calm down.
664
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,337
And you... what you did
is worse.
665
00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:27,438
He's an insane lunatic.
666
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:28,906
You're the Dean
of Medicine !
667
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:30,708
I want you off my case.
668
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:31,809
That's exactly right.
669
00:33:31,877 --> 00:33:33,644
Don't get excited.
You're fired too.
670
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,380
What ? I'll never get away
from House or my daughter
671
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,015
if I stay here.
672
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:39,917
Transfer me
to Princeton General.
673
00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:42,086
Mom...
674
00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:45,022
You're very ill,
and you're very angry.
675
00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,724
You really think now
676
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:48,426
is the right time
to make a decision like this ?
677
00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:51,295
You lied to me
and betrayed me.
678
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,231
Do you think
I really care
679
00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:55,500
what you consider
a good idea anymore ?
680
00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:13,151
I'll get the ambulance.
681
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,157
Happy ?
682
00:34:27,321 --> 00:34:30,456
I can't believe it.
683
00:34:33,927 --> 00:34:36,028
What just happened ?
684
00:34:37,114 --> 00:34:39,482
You just killed her.
685
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,622
Are you blaming me ?
686
00:34:45,943 --> 00:34:47,877
This is all because
you're so arrogant,
687
00:34:47,945 --> 00:34:50,447
you goaded her
into firing you !
688
00:34:50,514 --> 00:34:52,449
Actually, my mistakes started
a little after that,
689
00:34:52,516 --> 00:34:54,651
when I agreed
to your brilliant scheme
690
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,353
to keep me on the case
after she'd fired me off it.
691
00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:57,854
She would have left
the hospital.
692
00:34:57,922 --> 00:35:00,223
Only 'cause you would have
let her, like you did just now.
693
00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:01,524
You think
I can control her ?
694
00:35:01,592 --> 00:35:03,293
I don't know.
I've never seen you try.
695
00:35:03,361 --> 00:35:04,861
I have been rebelling
against this woman
696
00:35:04,929 --> 00:35:06,129
my entire life.
697
00:35:06,197 --> 00:35:08,298
Here's what I've seen.
698
00:35:08,366 --> 00:35:11,001
She insults you,
you complain to me.
699
00:35:11,068 --> 00:35:13,203
I drug her at dinner,
you never let her know.
700
00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:15,138
We slip her medicine,
happens behind her back.
701
00:35:15,206 --> 00:35:18,041
You never confront her...
702
00:35:18,109 --> 00:35:20,343
And it pisses me off.
703
00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:25,548
Are you taking this
persally ?
704
00:35:25,616 --> 00:35:28,351
She leaves, she dies.
705
00:35:28,419 --> 00:35:30,587
One day...
706
00:35:30,655 --> 00:35:33,923
Maybe a week from now,
maybe a year from now,
707
00:35:33,991 --> 00:35:36,026
you're gonna decide that
the man sleeping next to you
708
00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:39,462
killed your mother.
709
00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:46,770
Get me my patient back.
710
00:35:49,674 --> 00:35:50,940
This is really bad, Lise.
711
00:35:51,008 --> 00:35:53,410
I swear to God, Jules,
I will call security !
712
00:36:06,624 --> 00:36:08,658
I asked you before
why you were tough on me.
713
00:36:08,726 --> 00:36:10,226
I wasn't.
You were.
714
00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:12,262
And I know why.
715
00:36:12,329 --> 00:36:16,332
You see something in me
that you didn't see in Julia
716
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,767
and you didn't see in you...
717
00:36:17,835 --> 00:36:20,370
a type of ambition,
a type of brains.
718
00:36:20,438 --> 00:36:22,439
That's why you rode me.
719
00:36:22,506 --> 00:36:25,775
You made me yearbook editor,
summa undergrad,
720
00:36:25,843 --> 00:36:28,478
A.O.A. in med school.
721
00:36:28,546 --> 00:36:31,081
The only time I ever see light
in your eyes
722
00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:33,750
is when you hear me talking
about my job.
723
00:36:37,354 --> 00:36:40,724
The reason you keep coming
to see me in the clinic
724
00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:42,892
is because you trust me.
725
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,396
You trust
my medical judgment.
726
00:36:46,464 --> 00:36:48,998
So here it is.
727
00:36:49,066 --> 00:36:51,935
If you transfer
to Princeton General,
728
00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:54,571
you'll be treated well,
and you'll die.
729
00:36:54,638 --> 00:36:57,173
If you stay here
with House,
730
00:36:57,241 --> 00:37:00,877
you'll be treated badly,
but you'll live.
731
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,615
I don't care if I have
to slash the tires
732
00:37:05,683 --> 00:37:09,152
of every ambulance
in this bay, mom.
733
00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:12,989
I am not letting you
leave my hospital.
734
00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:18,528
One, two, three.
735
00:37:18,596 --> 00:37:21,064
I got it.
How you feeling, mom ?
736
00:37:21,132 --> 00:37:22,665
I feel a little dizzy.
737
00:37:22,733 --> 00:37:24,667
Your heart's still weak
from the infection.
738
00:37:24,735 --> 00:37:26,302
We'll hang
an antifungal I.V.
739
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,605
If you're so great,
how come you're not running
740
00:37:28,672 --> 00:37:30,206
your department anymore ?
741
00:37:30,274 --> 00:37:31,975
What are you talking
about, mom ?
742
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,377
That's what he told me.
Two days ago,
743
00:37:34,445 --> 00:37:36,112
I said that I didn't have
a department to run.
744
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,981
I was being sarcastic.
No, you weren't.
745
00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:40,083
Right, because people
who are talking
746
00:37:40,151 --> 00:37:41,518
can't tell if they're
being sarcastic.
747
00:37:41,585 --> 00:37:44,754
That doesn't make any sense.
Of course they can.
748
00:37:44,822 --> 00:37:46,289
But you weren't.
749
00:37:52,263 --> 00:37:54,564
I love A-Rod.
750
00:37:54,632 --> 00:37:57,066
He's so modest.
751
00:37:57,134 --> 00:37:58,468
And I highly respect
752
00:37:58,536 --> 00:38:00,603
the paintings he has
of himself as a centaur.
753
00:38:00,671 --> 00:38:01,838
Question...
754
00:38:01,906 --> 00:38:04,607
do I like A-Rod ?
755
00:38:04,675 --> 00:38:08,011
Yes...
Whoever he is.
756
00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:10,880
She can't recognize
sarcasm ?
757
00:38:10,948 --> 00:38:12,916
Deficit in the right
parahippocampal gyrus,
758
00:38:12,983 --> 00:38:15,852
which means CNS involvement
before the fever.
759
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,189
I was wrong
about the endocarditis.
760
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:22,959
I- I don't...
I don't feel...
761
00:38:23,027 --> 00:38:24,227
Mom ? Mom !
762
00:38:24,295 --> 00:38:27,430
Heart rate 170.
Nurse !
763
00:38:28,966 --> 00:38:32,068
Do something.
I am.
764
00:38:32,136 --> 00:38:34,137
House !
The fever was hypothalamic.
765
00:38:34,205 --> 00:38:37,307
That means brain, heart,
anemia, allergy.
766
00:38:37,374 --> 00:38:38,641
You hear that, what do you think ?
I don't know.
767
00:38:38,709 --> 00:38:40,710
You think heavy-metal toxicity.
It can't be.
768
00:38:40,778 --> 00:38:42,779
You treated with chelation for lead.
She got better, then she got worse.
769
00:38:42,847 --> 00:38:44,314
She never stopped
being poisoned.
770
00:38:46,650 --> 00:38:48,651
What are you doing ?
You really want me to stop and explain ?
771
00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:03,299
There it is.
Look at that.
772
00:39:05,436 --> 00:39:07,704
The muscle's black.
773
00:39:07,771 --> 00:39:10,540
Necrosis ?
Metallosis.
774
00:39:10,608 --> 00:39:12,275
Her artificial hip
775
00:39:12,343 --> 00:39:14,611
"weared and teared"
way too much.
776
00:39:14,678 --> 00:39:17,313
It's cobalt poisoning.
777
00:39:17,381 --> 00:39:18,615
We need Chase
to get an O.R.
778
00:39:18,682 --> 00:39:21,117
I'm gonna start
chelation again.
779
00:39:52,049 --> 00:39:54,384
I thought you didn't want
to see me.
780
00:39:54,451 --> 00:39:57,153
I didn't.
Foreman called me.
781
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,460
I didn't know
that you thought
782
00:40:04,528 --> 00:40:07,330
that little boy had
a bleed in his head.
783
00:40:10,968 --> 00:40:12,902
I will kill my brother
784
00:40:12,970 --> 00:40:16,606
if he messes
with you anymore.
785
00:40:16,674 --> 00:40:20,343
What do you care ?
786
00:40:20,411 --> 00:40:23,079
Chris...
787
00:40:23,147 --> 00:40:26,983
You were
a crappy husband...
788
00:40:27,051 --> 00:40:30,119
But you are
a good person.
789
00:40:57,614 --> 00:41:01,217
Once again,
you are unfired.
790
00:41:01,285 --> 00:41:02,652
Why ?
791
00:41:04,888 --> 00:41:07,423
You sold me out
even though you knew
792
00:41:07,491 --> 00:41:11,427
that you were gonna get thrown
out of med school.
793
00:41:11,495 --> 00:41:13,029
That's just...
794
00:41:13,097 --> 00:41:15,832
Kind of impressive.
795
00:41:18,135 --> 00:41:20,003
I keep my job
if I stand up to you.
796
00:41:20,070 --> 00:41:22,005
I keep it if I don't.
797
00:41:22,072 --> 00:41:23,506
I...
798
00:41:23,574 --> 00:41:25,108
Don't buy it.
799
00:41:28,012 --> 00:41:29,479
When Cuddy
was protecting me before,
800
00:41:29,546 --> 00:41:31,014
she was protecting
a doctor.
801
00:41:31,081 --> 00:41:34,050
She's now protecting
a boyfriend.
802
00:41:34,118 --> 00:41:36,652
The hospital's not gonna
put up with that for long.
803
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,689
So I need you
to protect me
804
00:41:39,757 --> 00:41:42,258
from doing something
Cuddy will regret.
805
00:41:48,132 --> 00:41:49,832
See you bright
and late tomorrow.
806
00:42:05,983 --> 00:42:09,218
Mom...
807
00:42:09,286 --> 00:42:11,320
Why would you want
to keep this ?
808
00:42:11,388 --> 00:42:14,390
So I can mount it
on the wall,
809
00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:16,426
like a moose head.
810
00:42:23,634 --> 00:42:24,767
It says here
811
00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:29,038
cobalt can cause rashes,
812
00:42:29,106 --> 00:42:34,077
dizziness,
and stomach problems.
813
00:42:34,144 --> 00:42:37,113
You still think I've been
imagining the whole thing ?
814
00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:39,449
Okay, you might have
a point.
815
00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:41,451
How do you feel ?
816
00:42:41,518 --> 00:42:44,454
You know,
a little dizziness...
817
00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:46,622
Some pain.
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