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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,338 --> 00:00:02,405 What's the difference 2 00:00:02,432 --> 00:00:04,750 between a sea lion and a seal ? 3 00:00:04,832 --> 00:00:05,414 What's that, baby ? 4 00:00:05,582 --> 00:00:08,663 What's the difference between a sea lion and a seal ? 5 00:00:09,067 --> 00:00:12,536 Um, seals tell the truth, but a sea lion's always lyin' ? 6 00:00:12,604 --> 00:00:15,239 A sea lion has ears. 7 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,119 Yeah, that's right. 8 00:00:16,174 --> 00:00:16,942 I forgot. 9 00:00:17,030 --> 00:00:19,498 I'll show you when we get to the zoo. 10 00:00:21,668 --> 00:00:22,935 Can we have pizza tonight ? 11 00:00:23,003 --> 00:00:25,137 I'm not gonna be here, Daisy. I'm... 12 00:00:25,205 --> 00:00:27,440 I'm going back on the road, remember ? 13 00:00:27,507 --> 00:00:29,408 You've only been here for two days. 14 00:00:29,476 --> 00:00:32,211 I'll be back in three weeks this time. 15 00:00:32,279 --> 00:00:34,063 Somebody help her ! 16 00:00:35,282 --> 00:00:36,482 She's having a seizure ! 17 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,721 On the track ? 18 00:00:41,788 --> 00:00:44,490 Yeah, there's a lady down there. 19 00:00:44,558 --> 00:00:47,026 Daddy, come back ! 20 00:00:47,094 --> 00:00:48,294 Daddy ! 21 00:00:52,399 --> 00:00:55,418 Hey. Lady, are you okay ? 22 00:00:55,502 --> 00:00:56,635 Come on, come on, hey, wake up ! 23 00:00:56,703 --> 00:00:58,070 Come on ! Get up ! Hey ! 24 00:01:01,775 --> 00:01:03,843 Come on. 25 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:05,428 Help me ! 26 00:01:07,014 --> 00:01:08,547 Somebody help me ! 27 00:01:08,615 --> 00:01:09,582 Come on ! Hurry up ! 28 00:01:09,649 --> 00:01:10,649 Hurry up ! 29 00:01:12,853 --> 00:01:14,086 Aah ! 30 00:01:29,779 --> 00:01:31,213 Daddy ! 31 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:35,234 Move the train ! Move the train ! 32 00:01:58,074 --> 00:02:01,176 Hey, man, are you okay ? 33 00:02:01,244 --> 00:02:03,912 Yeah, I think so. 34 00:02:09,486 --> 00:02:10,853 She's epileptic. 35 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,638 Come on, let's get you up. 36 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:15,424 You got her ? 37 00:02:15,492 --> 00:02:17,659 Yeah, we got her. 38 00:02:17,727 --> 00:02:20,028 Hey, sweetie, I'm okay. 39 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,196 Daddy ? 40 00:02:57,634 --> 00:03:01,770 I found this case, uh, in the ER... 41 00:03:01,838 --> 00:03:03,539 white male, mid 30s, 42 00:03:03,606 --> 00:03:05,007 loss of consciousness, 43 00:03:05,074 --> 00:03:07,543 abnormal EKG. 44 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:11,046 And he's the subway hero. 45 00:03:13,116 --> 00:03:15,284 Your enthusiasm is impressive. 46 00:03:15,351 --> 00:03:16,418 Wish I could say the same 47 00:03:16,486 --> 00:03:17,870 about your presentation. 48 00:03:17,954 --> 00:03:19,054 Everybody knows you lead 49 00:03:19,122 --> 00:03:20,622 with your most interesting symptom. 50 00:03:20,690 --> 00:03:21,824 You're right. 51 00:03:21,891 --> 00:03:24,393 EKG is more interesting 52 00:03:24,461 --> 00:03:25,961 than loss of consciousness, so... 53 00:03:26,029 --> 00:03:28,197 God, she's still talking. Make it stop. 54 00:03:28,264 --> 00:03:29,932 House's worldview 55 00:03:29,999 --> 00:03:31,900 doesn't include random acts of self-sacrifice. 56 00:03:31,968 --> 00:03:34,069 He's gonna count heroism as a symptom 57 00:03:34,137 --> 00:03:35,904 until proven otherwise. 58 00:03:35,972 --> 00:03:37,206 The guy did a wonderful thing. 59 00:03:37,273 --> 00:03:38,707 Can't we just take that at face value ? 60 00:03:38,775 --> 00:03:40,676 You are adorable. 61 00:03:40,743 --> 00:03:43,479 Heroism does exist. 62 00:03:43,546 --> 00:03:44,646 What about the guy 63 00:03:44,714 --> 00:03:46,315 who landed the plane in the Hudson ? 64 00:03:46,382 --> 00:03:47,850 News flash... that guy was already on the plane. 65 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:49,885 For all we know, he would have killed everyone else on board 66 00:03:49,953 --> 00:03:51,386 if it increased his chances. 67 00:03:51,454 --> 00:03:53,522 Faced with almost certain death, 68 00:03:53,590 --> 00:03:55,123 a normal person rides the pine. 69 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:56,258 What about firefighters ? 70 00:03:56,326 --> 00:03:57,826 The guys who undergo months of training 71 00:03:57,894 --> 00:04:00,395 to deny their own instincts for self-preservation ? 72 00:04:00,463 --> 00:04:01,730 And the patient isn't a firefighter. 73 00:04:01,798 --> 00:04:03,665 He plays a bass in a band. 74 00:04:03,733 --> 00:04:06,768 So humanity is apathetic 75 00:04:06,836 --> 00:04:07,870 and self-serving ? 76 00:04:07,937 --> 00:04:09,071 Yeah. 77 00:04:09,138 --> 00:04:10,405 I was mugged once. 78 00:04:10,473 --> 00:04:12,407 When I saw the gun, my legs went out. 79 00:04:12,475 --> 00:04:14,009 I always thought it was fight or flight. 80 00:04:14,077 --> 00:04:15,911 Didn't know it was fight or flight or faint. 81 00:04:15,979 --> 00:04:17,346 Laugh all you want. 82 00:04:17,413 --> 00:04:19,214 The other hundred people stayed on that platform. 83 00:04:19,282 --> 00:04:20,816 That's a normal response to danger. 84 00:04:20,884 --> 00:04:22,484 The coward has spoken. 85 00:04:22,552 --> 00:04:24,953 Our patient's problem is neurological. 86 00:04:25,021 --> 00:04:26,755 Sympathetic stimulation... stress to the brain 87 00:04:26,823 --> 00:04:28,090 triggers a response in the heart. 88 00:04:28,157 --> 00:04:29,958 Go forth and look for masses 89 00:04:30,026 --> 00:04:31,927 in Clark Kent's limbic system. 90 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:38,300 Seems like you're getting a bit of attention. 91 00:04:38,368 --> 00:04:40,569 Everyone keeps going out of their way 92 00:04:40,637 --> 00:04:42,304 asking me if I need anything. 93 00:04:42,372 --> 00:04:43,505 It's kind of nice. 94 00:04:43,573 --> 00:04:46,208 So what happened out there ? 95 00:04:46,276 --> 00:04:48,443 I don't really remember. 96 00:04:48,511 --> 00:04:50,279 It's just images, like flashes. 97 00:04:50,346 --> 00:04:51,780 I kind of went on autopilot. 98 00:04:51,848 --> 00:04:53,448 My memory doesn't go back into real time 99 00:04:53,516 --> 00:04:56,051 until I was in the ambulance. 100 00:04:56,119 --> 00:04:57,352 I read that's pretty common 101 00:04:57,420 --> 00:04:58,987 for people in life-or-death situations. 102 00:04:59,055 --> 00:05:00,289 Jack. 103 00:05:00,356 --> 00:05:01,957 Honey. Uh, this is my wife, Eva. 104 00:05:02,025 --> 00:05:03,559 Are you okay ? 105 00:05:03,626 --> 00:05:04,693 Yeah, I'm fine. 106 00:05:04,761 --> 00:05:06,862 They're just doing some tests. 107 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:08,697 How's Daisy ? 108 00:05:08,765 --> 00:05:12,067 She's not so good, actually. 109 00:05:12,135 --> 00:05:14,603 She watched her father jump in front of a train. 110 00:05:14,671 --> 00:05:16,104 Ugh. 111 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:18,040 She's still shaking. She can't stop crying. 112 00:05:18,107 --> 00:05:19,608 Why would you do that to her ? 113 00:05:19,676 --> 00:05:20,842 He saved a woman's life. 114 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:22,844 He could have died. 115 00:05:22,912 --> 00:05:26,648 Did you even think about your family ? 116 00:05:26,716 --> 00:05:28,050 I need your advice. 117 00:05:29,886 --> 00:05:33,722 Dinner with your mom on Thursday. 118 00:05:33,790 --> 00:05:35,991 It's my birthday. 119 00:05:36,059 --> 00:05:37,392 I know. 120 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:39,194 I'm definitely coming, 121 00:05:39,262 --> 00:05:42,464 but Wilson's got tickets to the Hong Kong film festival. 122 00:05:42,532 --> 00:05:44,566 Ever since his breakup, he's been a mess. 123 00:05:44,634 --> 00:05:46,468 I haven't been able to tell him that I'm not going, 124 00:05:46,536 --> 00:05:48,236 so maybe if you happen to see him, 125 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:51,573 you could mention how important this is. 126 00:05:54,911 --> 00:05:56,311 You should go. 127 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:58,213 What ? I can't. 128 00:05:58,281 --> 00:05:59,381 It's your birthday. 129 00:05:59,449 --> 00:06:02,384 Oh, it's... it's... it's fine. 130 00:06:02,452 --> 00:06:04,386 It's sweet that you care about your friend, 131 00:06:04,454 --> 00:06:07,322 and, frankly, as you will find out sooner or later, 132 00:06:07,390 --> 00:06:09,157 my mother is a handful. 133 00:06:11,861 --> 00:06:14,296 Go. 134 00:06:14,364 --> 00:06:16,398 I need your advice. 135 00:06:16,466 --> 00:06:18,166 This film festival. 136 00:06:18,234 --> 00:06:20,902 I have had these tickets for two months. 137 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:23,171 Yeah, I know. 138 00:06:23,239 --> 00:06:24,539 I'm definitely coming. 139 00:06:24,607 --> 00:06:25,874 Okay. 140 00:06:25,942 --> 00:06:28,443 But Thursday is Cuddy's birthday, 141 00:06:28,511 --> 00:06:30,379 and her mom's coming down... it's a whole dinner thing. 142 00:06:30,446 --> 00:06:33,849 And I thought, maybe if you see her, 143 00:06:33,916 --> 00:06:36,451 you could mention how upset you've been. 144 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:38,587 You have to go. 145 00:06:38,655 --> 00:06:40,822 Your girlfriend's birthday ? 146 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:43,091 It's not even a question. She has one every year. 147 00:06:43,159 --> 00:06:45,794 How often do you break up with the love of your life ? 148 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:47,963 Okay, for you, it's more often than most, but still... 149 00:06:48,031 --> 00:06:50,699 I'm a big boy. I think I'll survive. 150 00:06:55,772 --> 00:06:58,740 I will definitely make this up to you. 151 00:07:22,732 --> 00:07:24,499 Hey. 152 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:26,068 Am I imagining things, 153 00:07:26,135 --> 00:07:27,803 or did I see a billboard with your face on it 154 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:29,371 on my way home tonight ? 155 00:07:29,439 --> 00:07:32,007 Oh, was my whole face there ? 'Cause I just saw the nose. 156 00:07:32,075 --> 00:07:33,875 I thought you said they were taking a picture 157 00:07:33,943 --> 00:07:35,177 of a bunch of doctors together. 158 00:07:35,244 --> 00:07:36,261 They did. 159 00:07:36,345 --> 00:07:38,613 I have no idea how it ended up just me. 160 00:07:38,681 --> 00:07:41,783 Well, you are pretty cute. 161 00:07:43,519 --> 00:07:45,620 You're flirting with me ? 162 00:07:48,858 --> 00:07:51,460 I don't see anyone else in the room. 163 00:07:54,731 --> 00:07:56,264 What ? 164 00:07:56,332 --> 00:07:57,466 I don't know. 165 00:07:57,533 --> 00:08:00,602 Things have been a little tense around here 166 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:04,306 since that whole online-boyfriend thing. 167 00:08:04,373 --> 00:08:06,341 Phil's not my boyfriend. 168 00:08:06,409 --> 00:08:07,709 I'm not the one with the problem. 169 00:08:07,777 --> 00:08:10,011 No, you're the one with feelings for someone else. 170 00:08:11,948 --> 00:08:14,750 You're still my husband. 171 00:08:16,753 --> 00:08:18,987 I still love you. 172 00:08:21,524 --> 00:08:24,426 And I want things to be okay between us. 173 00:08:26,963 --> 00:08:28,864 Also, you're a famous model now. 174 00:08:28,931 --> 00:08:30,432 That's pretty cool... 175 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,733 Sexy, even. 176 00:08:43,579 --> 00:08:46,314 So I advance through the carotid bifurcation... 177 00:08:46,382 --> 00:08:47,249 Are you asking ? 178 00:08:47,316 --> 00:08:49,551 Yes, I'm asking. 179 00:08:49,619 --> 00:08:51,253 I've only read how to do it. 180 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,655 Practice is different than theory. 181 00:08:53,723 --> 00:08:55,824 Just tell me how to do it. You're going to inject dye 182 00:08:55,892 --> 00:08:58,693 just past the takeoff for the optic artery. 183 00:08:58,761 --> 00:09:00,328 Right. Now ? 184 00:09:02,098 --> 00:09:03,231 His B.P.'s going up. 185 00:09:03,299 --> 00:09:05,367 The procedure's stressing his body. 186 00:09:05,434 --> 00:09:07,035 Well, what do I do ? 187 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:09,137 Hold on a minute. Just give him a chance 188 00:09:09,188 --> 00:09:10,772 to regain equilibrium. 189 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,974 B.P.'s up, heart rate's 180. 190 00:09:13,042 --> 00:09:14,242 W - what should I do ? 191 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:16,678 Give me the catheter. Get a crash cart. 192 00:09:18,247 --> 00:09:19,548 He's in cardiac arrest. 193 00:09:21,017 --> 00:09:23,752 Maybe your second time will go better. 194 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,101 So we finally know what Taub would look like 195 00:09:29,155 --> 00:09:31,256 if he were life-size. 196 00:09:31,324 --> 00:09:32,974 Can we go back to the office now ? 197 00:09:33,059 --> 00:09:34,092 You kidding ? 198 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,860 We got a differential to run. 199 00:09:35,928 --> 00:09:37,829 Cardiac arrhythmia. 200 00:09:37,897 --> 00:09:39,764 That poster got me laid when I got home last night, 201 00:09:39,832 --> 00:09:41,633 so do your worst. 202 00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:43,468 Arrhythmia proves I was right. 203 00:09:43,536 --> 00:09:46,404 Jack's problem is his heart, not his brain. 204 00:09:46,472 --> 00:09:47,672 So when you're not on a billboard, 205 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:48,990 you sleep with nurses. 206 00:09:49,075 --> 00:09:50,675 But when you are, you sleep with your wife. 207 00:09:50,743 --> 00:09:52,077 I think you got that backwards. 208 00:09:52,144 --> 00:09:53,845 That's my elbow in the corner. 209 00:09:53,913 --> 00:09:55,113 What's your wife doing later ? 210 00:09:55,164 --> 00:09:57,916 Huh. They chose you and cut out Chase ? 211 00:09:57,983 --> 00:09:59,684 Apparently, marketing thinks my face 212 00:09:59,752 --> 00:10:01,386 is the most trustworthy. 213 00:10:01,454 --> 00:10:03,488 For real ? 214 00:10:03,556 --> 00:10:05,090 Both of our patients' cardiac incidents 215 00:10:05,157 --> 00:10:06,291 happened after physical stress. 216 00:10:06,359 --> 00:10:08,860 I'm guessing vasovagal syncope ? 217 00:10:08,928 --> 00:10:10,762 Buzzkill. 218 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:12,681 Vasovagal syncope would manifest at a much younger age. 219 00:10:12,765 --> 00:10:14,766 Could be drugs. Tox screen was clean. 220 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:17,335 What about autonomic nervous system dysfunction ? 221 00:10:17,403 --> 00:10:19,104 It could cause arrhythmia and fainting. 222 00:10:24,744 --> 00:10:26,711 Inappropriate ? 223 00:10:26,779 --> 00:10:30,281 I mean, 'cause of the Jew thing ? 224 00:10:30,349 --> 00:10:32,450 Autonomic nervous system dysfunction... 225 00:10:32,518 --> 00:10:33,685 I like it. 226 00:10:33,753 --> 00:10:35,453 Let's biopsy his pituitary gland. 227 00:10:35,521 --> 00:10:37,555 Adrenal venous sampling makes more sense 228 00:10:37,623 --> 00:10:39,591 and is a less invasive procedure... 229 00:10:39,658 --> 00:10:41,292 Which you don't care about, 230 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,128 because you just want to check the pituitary, 231 00:10:43,195 --> 00:10:44,629 because you still think 232 00:10:44,696 --> 00:10:46,564 there's something wrong with the guy's brain ? 233 00:10:46,632 --> 00:10:48,333 Can't fool you. 234 00:10:48,401 --> 00:10:50,418 He has no other symptoms for pituitary disease. 235 00:10:50,503 --> 00:10:52,070 We can't stick a needle in his brain 236 00:10:52,138 --> 00:10:53,571 because you don't believe in heroism. 237 00:10:53,639 --> 00:10:54,773 Fine, do it your way. 238 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,074 You'll waste half a day, 239 00:10:56,142 --> 00:10:59,677 but I'm sure he's in no hurry to get better. 240 00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:01,079 The autonomic nervous system 241 00:11:01,147 --> 00:11:03,615 controls involuntary actions, like your heartbeat. 242 00:11:03,682 --> 00:11:05,383 If we're right, it's manageable, 243 00:11:05,451 --> 00:11:06,618 but will progress. 244 00:11:06,685 --> 00:11:09,220 Do you think we can consult with him ? 245 00:11:13,058 --> 00:11:15,226 I didn't know you knew Dr. Taub. 246 00:11:15,294 --> 00:11:16,461 I don't. 247 00:11:18,063 --> 00:11:19,531 You saw the ads. 248 00:11:19,598 --> 00:11:21,399 Look, no offense, but you were wrong yesterday. 249 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:23,101 And they wouldn't have made him the face of the hospital 250 00:11:23,169 --> 00:11:24,469 if he weren't really good, right ? 251 00:11:34,079 --> 00:11:36,614 Dr. Taub... 252 00:11:36,682 --> 00:11:38,933 The patient would like to see you. 253 00:11:45,491 --> 00:11:47,759 How can I help ? 254 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,718 I forgot. You guys talk. 255 00:12:13,786 --> 00:12:16,421 Look, no offense to either of you, 256 00:12:16,489 --> 00:12:18,356 but dinner with your mom ? 257 00:12:18,424 --> 00:12:21,359 Come on, I-I'd have to act like a decent human being, 258 00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:23,228 and you know what a strain that puts on me. 259 00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:25,997 And, you, ever since you broke up with Sam, 260 00:12:26,065 --> 00:12:27,632 you've done nothing but mope and whine. 261 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,701 It's an unbelievable bummer. 262 00:12:29,768 --> 00:12:31,603 And just what is so exciting 263 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:34,739 you have to blow off both of us to do it ? 264 00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:39,310 I just want to sit on my couch in my underwear, 265 00:12:39,378 --> 00:12:40,778 drink scotch, 266 00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:42,680 and watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey... 267 00:12:42,748 --> 00:12:43,915 By myself. 268 00:12:43,983 --> 00:12:45,850 I just want one night off. 269 00:12:45,918 --> 00:12:47,485 Is that so much to ask ? 270 00:12:47,553 --> 00:12:49,921 Yes. Yes. 271 00:12:49,989 --> 00:12:51,523 You have to choose one of us. 272 00:12:53,259 --> 00:12:54,926 I choose Wilson. 273 00:12:54,994 --> 00:12:57,095 Good... 274 00:12:57,162 --> 00:13:00,164 Because he's coming to my birthday dinner. 275 00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:06,170 I do not whine. 276 00:13:12,211 --> 00:13:16,114 Jack's not exactly the hero type. 277 00:13:16,181 --> 00:13:18,750 He started this band in college. 278 00:13:18,817 --> 00:13:20,184 They gig around the country, 279 00:13:20,252 --> 00:13:21,886 looking for their big break. 280 00:13:21,954 --> 00:13:24,088 It's been 16 years. 281 00:13:24,156 --> 00:13:25,790 That must be hard on you and Daisy. 282 00:13:25,858 --> 00:13:28,560 It's like I'm a single parent. 283 00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:35,900 I love him so much. 284 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:40,338 But I'm at the end of my rope. 285 00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:45,577 What Jack did yesterday was so incredible, 286 00:13:45,644 --> 00:13:47,545 our boss assumed his illness 287 00:13:47,613 --> 00:13:50,081 had something to do with his behavior. 288 00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:52,917 But if that's not the case, 289 00:13:52,985 --> 00:13:56,454 there's more to him than you think. 290 00:14:01,493 --> 00:14:03,595 You think Taub really comes across 291 00:14:03,662 --> 00:14:05,396 as the most trustworthy doctor here ? 292 00:14:05,464 --> 00:14:08,933 I knew it was bugging you. 293 00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:12,036 They cut me out. You're a pretty boy. 294 00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:14,839 Works well with the ladies, not so much with the patients. 295 00:14:14,907 --> 00:14:17,208 No one wants an underwear model performing their splenectomy. 296 00:14:17,276 --> 00:14:19,177 Well, I notice they weren't exactly knocking down your door 297 00:14:19,244 --> 00:14:20,645 looking for Dr. Trustworthy. 298 00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,047 That's 'cause I'm black. 299 00:14:23,115 --> 00:14:25,883 Cortisol levels look normal. We were wrong. 300 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,619 Which House will interpret as him being right. 301 00:14:27,686 --> 00:14:30,955 He's gonna make us biopsy the pituitary gland. 302 00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:36,961 You seem pretty calm for a guy 303 00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,947 who's surrounded by racists. 304 00:14:39,031 --> 00:14:41,799 80% of the Princeton population is white. 305 00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:43,368 Some are racist. Some aren't. 306 00:14:43,435 --> 00:14:44,769 White works with both demographics. 307 00:14:44,837 --> 00:14:46,904 So race is your excuse, 308 00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,206 not the fact that you usually look 309 00:14:48,273 --> 00:14:50,742 like you're about to punch someone in the face ? 310 00:14:52,645 --> 00:14:53,811 We're good. 311 00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:56,047 O2 sats are dropping. 312 00:14:56,115 --> 00:14:58,916 He's not breathing. Suction. 313 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:08,126 Sats are coming back. 314 00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:09,661 Mucus plug. 315 00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:11,062 That's weird. 316 00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:16,467 Fluid in the lungs. 317 00:15:16,535 --> 00:15:18,202 Pneumonitis ? 318 00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:19,871 That doesn't fit with anyone's theory. 319 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,084 Our tests finally rule out the brain. 320 00:15:26,151 --> 00:15:28,519 That leaves the heart and the lungs. 321 00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,254 Pneumonitis can be caused by bacteria, 322 00:15:30,322 --> 00:15:32,557 parasite, some kind of an obstruction. 323 00:15:32,624 --> 00:15:34,225 Who was the girl on the tracks ? 324 00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:37,028 News story said her name was Chloe Jeffries. 325 00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:38,563 Why does that matter ? 326 00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:40,098 'Cause there's another reason besides being sick 327 00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:41,899 that he'd risk his life for a stranger. 328 00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:45,002 She's not a stranger. 329 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,205 The damsel in distress is an epileptic. 330 00:15:47,272 --> 00:15:48,940 So we assumed she was having an epileptic seizure, 331 00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,675 but what if she wasn't ? 332 00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:52,910 What if she's sick too ? Jack is away a lot 333 00:15:52,978 --> 00:15:54,512 on tour. 334 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,147 What happens on the road stays on the road. 335 00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:57,849 The most likely cause of pneumonitis is infection. 336 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,917 Shouldn't we be getting a sputum culture ? 337 00:15:59,985 --> 00:16:01,352 There's no significant elevation 338 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,487 of white blood cell count. 339 00:16:02,554 --> 00:16:03,855 This is more like toxic exposure. 340 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,123 He's got a point. 341 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:07,091 Why is your assumption of his guilt more valid 342 00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:09,994 than my assumption of his selflessness ? 343 00:16:10,062 --> 00:16:11,412 Because my assumption is backed up 344 00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:14,031 by millions of men, and Taub, 345 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,667 who've cheated on their wives. 346 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:19,303 Find the girl and the love nest. 347 00:16:19,371 --> 00:16:21,739 Every hero has his Kryptonite. 348 00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:25,443 Hello ? 349 00:16:25,511 --> 00:16:26,944 So we're breaking into this girl's apartment 350 00:16:27,012 --> 00:16:28,446 because House thinks that two people, 351 00:16:28,514 --> 00:16:30,448 standing 30 feet apart on a subway platform 352 00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:31,816 have to be lovers. 353 00:16:31,884 --> 00:16:33,785 God, you're a drag today. 354 00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:36,254 Let me guess. Back to fighting with the wife ? 355 00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:38,623 No. We had sex again last night... 356 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:39,657 Twice... 357 00:16:39,725 --> 00:16:41,392 And again this morning. 358 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,960 Aw. 359 00:16:44,563 --> 00:16:47,431 Rachel hasn't wanted this much intimacy 360 00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:49,634 in a long time. 361 00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:51,235 I don't think it's me she's hot for. 362 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,304 It's this Internet guy. 363 00:16:53,372 --> 00:16:55,673 She's just happy, 364 00:16:55,741 --> 00:16:57,542 and that's turning her on. 365 00:16:57,609 --> 00:16:59,577 So she's not cheating on you, 366 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,612 and you're getting all the action you can handle. 367 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,048 I don't see the downside. 368 00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:07,819 What was Jack's band called ? 369 00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:10,354 Suicide... Something. 370 00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:11,839 Suicide season. 371 00:17:11,924 --> 00:17:13,357 She does know him. 372 00:17:13,425 --> 00:17:15,526 Question is, how'd they get sick ? 373 00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:18,696 Kryptonite. 374 00:17:22,634 --> 00:17:24,569 EKG's unremarkable, 375 00:17:24,636 --> 00:17:27,205 thyroid, liver, and kidney function seems fine. 376 00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:28,372 You're perfectly healthy. 377 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,975 I wish that you would take a second look. 378 00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:32,710 I'm tired all the time, 379 00:17:32,778 --> 00:17:34,078 and when it's cold, 380 00:17:34,146 --> 00:17:35,980 i get this weird pain in my shoulder. 381 00:17:36,048 --> 00:17:37,648 I have a pain in my leg. 382 00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:39,417 You don't hear me complaining... 383 00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:41,619 Except for just now. 384 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,422 How do doctors get this idea 385 00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:46,958 you're better than everyone else ? 386 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,360 Probably all that pulling people 387 00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:51,295 back from the brink of death. 388 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,331 It's just a guess. 389 00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:55,666 My own daughter is a doctor. 390 00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:58,769 She makes a hobby of dismissing my concerns. 391 00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:00,037 She sounds smart. 392 00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:02,640 Did she tell you to say that ? 393 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,909 I've never met your daughter. 394 00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:06,944 That's hard to believe 395 00:18:07,012 --> 00:18:09,547 since you're currently shtupping her. 396 00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:32,837 We have a situation. 397 00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:36,207 - Roach bombs, where ? - In Chloe's apartment. 398 00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:38,776 Who's Chloe ? 399 00:18:38,844 --> 00:18:40,211 Uh, look, 400 00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,479 we don't care about your personal life. 401 00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:42,847 We're not gonna tell your wife. 402 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,233 I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. 403 00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:49,186 Guess who showed up looking for Jack. 404 00:18:49,238 --> 00:18:50,755 Hey. 405 00:18:50,822 --> 00:18:52,023 Hi. 406 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,257 You okay ? 407 00:18:53,325 --> 00:18:54,859 The E.M.T. said you'd gone to another hospital. 408 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,928 They help me overnight for observation. I'm fine. 409 00:18:56,995 --> 00:18:58,763 I had to come here to... 410 00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:04,101 I don't know why you did it, 411 00:19:04,169 --> 00:19:06,037 but thank you. 412 00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:09,140 You're welcome. 413 00:19:12,044 --> 00:19:14,845 I should have brought flowers or something. 414 00:19:14,913 --> 00:19:16,347 You're like my guardian angel. 415 00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:18,983 No. I'm just a guy in a band. 416 00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:20,134 Maybe you've heard of them ? 417 00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:22,153 Suicide season ? 418 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,221 One of my nurses gave me the CD. 419 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,023 I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet, 420 00:19:26,091 --> 00:19:27,758 but I have a feeling 421 00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:29,810 I'm going to be your biggest fan. 422 00:19:29,895 --> 00:19:33,431 I'm gonna need you to cough. 423 00:19:33,498 --> 00:19:34,498 What are you doing ? 424 00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:36,067 Getting a sputum culture. 425 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,069 They obviously don't know each other, 426 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,403 so it's not toxic exposure. 427 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:42,873 Just leaves my theory... infection. 428 00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:44,608 If you could just cough up a sample, 429 00:19:44,676 --> 00:19:46,811 we can, uh, test for pathogens. 430 00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:48,012 Um... 431 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,315 Sorry, um... Sorry, nothing... 432 00:19:51,383 --> 00:19:52,883 there's nothing coming up. 433 00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:53,918 Well, maybe I can help you. 434 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,187 Aah ! 435 00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,222 Ohh ! It hurts ! 436 00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,423 What's the matter ? 437 00:20:01,727 --> 00:20:03,928 Round, equal, reactive to light. 438 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,329 It's not a stroke. 439 00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:08,232 No, it's not my head. 440 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,034 It's my ears. 441 00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,880 "When I saw her lying there, I thought, 442 00:20:17,948 --> 00:20:20,350 "'I can't just stand here and let her die. 443 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,519 She has her whole life to live'". 444 00:20:25,739 --> 00:20:26,990 He didn't jump because he was sick 445 00:20:27,057 --> 00:20:28,157 or because he knew that girl. 446 00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:30,026 Even you have to admit that now. 447 00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:31,928 Yes, but that doesn't make him a hero. 448 00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:33,363 It makes him an idiot. 449 00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,731 The only reason that headline doesn't say 450 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,799 "moron crushed by train" is luck. 451 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:37,800 Next headline is gonna be 452 00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:39,736 "moron goes undiagnosed 453 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,838 because doctors won't talk about his ear pain". 454 00:20:41,905 --> 00:20:43,906 Ear pain fits with my theory. 455 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,843 Jack has an infection that's spread to his mastoid. 456 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:48,144 Great. We'll confirm that in a week, 457 00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:50,013 when your secret cultures have sprouted. 458 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,714 Am I in trouble ? 459 00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:52,949 I only get mad when you waste my time. 460 00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:54,684 Couldn't care less about yours. 461 00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:55,969 But let me know when they come back negative, 462 00:20:56,053 --> 00:20:57,086 and I'll mock you. 463 00:20:57,154 --> 00:20:58,321 You have a better idea ? 464 00:20:58,389 --> 00:21:00,189 Nope, so I'm gonna pick one at random. 465 00:21:00,257 --> 00:21:01,724 Acoustic neuroma. 466 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,459 A tumor in the ear... makes sense. 467 00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:04,894 And if it's putting pressure 468 00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:07,230 on the breathing centers in his brain, explains the lungs. 469 00:21:07,297 --> 00:21:08,464 The lungs explain the heart. 470 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,502 Evoked auditory potential test. 471 00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:14,637 This counts as my time. 472 00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:16,789 You guys got this ? 473 00:21:21,178 --> 00:21:23,579 I have been going out of my way 474 00:21:23,647 --> 00:21:26,215 to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months now 475 00:21:26,283 --> 00:21:28,551 on the off chance one of them could be your mom. 476 00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:30,353 You couldn't have mentioned she's a shiksa ? 477 00:21:32,156 --> 00:21:34,057 She converted when she mared my dad. 478 00:21:34,124 --> 00:21:35,491 You see, now is too late. 479 00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:37,126 I'm not blaming you for this. 480 00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:39,429 She's the one who ambushed you to find out what you were like, 481 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,464 because I "never tell her anything". 482 00:21:41,532 --> 00:21:43,299 I'd have to agree with her on that one. 483 00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:46,102 Anyway, I obviously can't come to dinner now. 484 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:47,603 Obviously ? 485 00:21:47,671 --> 00:21:50,039 Well, she's crazy, and she hates me. 486 00:21:50,107 --> 00:21:51,441 House... 487 00:21:51,508 --> 00:21:54,844 I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, 488 00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:57,413 keep your mouth shut, and behave like an adult. 489 00:21:57,481 --> 00:21:59,882 Yes, you will be in hell, 490 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:02,752 but I will feel better having you there. 491 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:05,421 That is what a relationship is. 492 00:22:05,489 --> 00:22:08,424 We average our misery. 493 00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:13,830 That was... 494 00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:16,132 Unexpected. 495 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,134 I'm having a good day. 496 00:22:18,202 --> 00:22:20,369 I finally resolved that thing with my sister. 497 00:22:20,437 --> 00:22:21,771 What thing ? 498 00:22:21,839 --> 00:22:23,206 Oh, we had the worst fight 499 00:22:23,273 --> 00:22:25,174 over whether it's time to put dad in that facility. 500 00:22:25,242 --> 00:22:26,876 Been sick over it for weeks. 501 00:22:26,944 --> 00:22:30,113 You never mentioned anything about your sister. 502 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:33,116 I actually talked a lot about it with Phil. 503 00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:37,286 I should be getting back. 504 00:22:39,189 --> 00:22:41,691 It's fine now. 505 00:22:41,759 --> 00:22:43,960 I - it's no big deal. 506 00:22:46,563 --> 00:22:48,631 Are you in love with him ? 507 00:22:51,435 --> 00:22:54,370 I've never met him. 508 00:23:04,648 --> 00:23:08,351 Waves one and three normal at 70 decibels. 509 00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:10,019 It's been 37 minutes, 510 00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:12,655 and everything is normal. 511 00:23:12,723 --> 00:23:15,458 House is wrong again. He doesn't have a tumor. 512 00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:16,993 House doesn't usually accept 513 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:18,528 "we gave up halfway" as an answer. 514 00:23:22,299 --> 00:23:24,934 If I could get fluid closer to the sources of infection, 515 00:23:25,002 --> 00:23:26,736 I could get better cultures, 516 00:23:26,804 --> 00:23:28,671 prove my theory. 517 00:23:28,739 --> 00:23:30,606 I'm gonna set up for an ear drainage 518 00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:31,941 and thoracentesis. 519 00:23:32,009 --> 00:23:34,944 I'll only be wasting my time. 520 00:23:38,715 --> 00:23:40,383 She's a student. 521 00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:43,286 Somebody's got to go with her. 522 00:23:49,159 --> 00:23:51,794 I saved that girl. I did that. 523 00:23:53,297 --> 00:23:55,965 And I'm really proud of you. 524 00:23:56,033 --> 00:24:00,303 This whole thing has made me wonder... 525 00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:02,805 If things could be different. 526 00:24:02,873 --> 00:24:05,474 I have spent so much time away from you. 527 00:24:05,542 --> 00:24:07,610 Yeah, well, you love your music. 528 00:24:07,678 --> 00:24:09,846 But it's not just that. 529 00:24:09,913 --> 00:24:14,417 I think that I have been... 530 00:24:14,484 --> 00:24:17,119 Afraid... 531 00:24:17,187 --> 00:24:20,823 That I would screw things up, 532 00:24:20,891 --> 00:24:23,259 that I couldn't be the man 533 00:24:23,327 --> 00:24:25,895 you and Daisy needed me to be. 534 00:24:25,963 --> 00:24:29,799 But maybe I'm better than that. 535 00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:31,467 Hmm ? 536 00:24:34,972 --> 00:24:38,608 I am going to quit the band. 537 00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:46,382 I think we'd like that. 538 00:24:47,918 --> 00:24:49,285 Uh-oh. 539 00:24:49,353 --> 00:24:50,653 Hey, how's the ear pain ? 540 00:24:50,721 --> 00:24:51,854 It's better with the drugs, 541 00:24:51,922 --> 00:24:53,689 but it still really hurts. 542 00:24:53,757 --> 00:24:55,424 We are going to take some fluid samples 543 00:24:55,492 --> 00:24:56,626 from your ear and your lung. 544 00:24:56,693 --> 00:24:58,177 Can you get up ? Lean forward. 545 00:24:58,262 --> 00:25:00,296 Lean on this. 546 00:25:00,347 --> 00:25:01,964 Okay, this is Lidocaine. 547 00:25:02,032 --> 00:25:03,532 It'll numb you up. 548 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,867 Okay. 549 00:25:12,175 --> 00:25:14,644 This is weird. 550 00:25:14,711 --> 00:25:16,979 What... what's the matter ? 551 00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:21,517 The pain in my ear is gone. 552 00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:24,720 Gone ? Completely ? 553 00:25:24,788 --> 00:25:28,157 Yeah, when you stuck me in the back. 554 00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:32,495 What does that mean ? 555 00:25:41,761 --> 00:25:44,095 Okay, I'm just cutting that for you. 556 00:25:44,163 --> 00:25:46,565 Yum yum. 557 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,366 Is... Is she going to eat anything else 558 00:25:48,434 --> 00:25:51,303 or just the cheese and crackers ? 559 00:25:51,370 --> 00:25:53,605 She's going through a picky phase... it won't kill her. 560 00:25:55,107 --> 00:25:56,841 You're her mother. 561 00:25:58,018 --> 00:25:58,710 All I know is, 562 00:25:58,786 --> 00:26:01,655 when you and your sister were growing up, you ate what we ate. 563 00:26:02,523 --> 00:26:03,756 No excuses. 564 00:26:11,365 --> 00:26:12,632 Would you pass the salt ? 565 00:26:18,806 --> 00:26:20,673 She had eggs this morning and lots of fruit. 566 00:26:20,741 --> 00:26:22,575 Ah. That explains it. 567 00:26:22,643 --> 00:26:24,477 Explains what ? 568 00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:25,478 She was a little Vilder Chaiah 569 00:26:25,546 --> 00:26:26,913 in the park this afternoon. 570 00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:28,781 She wouldn't listen to anything I said. 571 00:26:28,849 --> 00:26:30,349 Must have been all the sugar. 572 00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:31,884 Actually, the whole 573 00:26:31,952 --> 00:26:36,322 sugar-makes-kids-hyperactive thing is a myth. 574 00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:39,325 It's a study. 575 00:26:39,393 --> 00:26:41,427 I'm sure it's very interesting. 576 00:26:41,495 --> 00:26:45,264 I didn't read any studies. I just raised children. 577 00:26:48,535 --> 00:26:49,802 It's not your fault. 578 00:26:49,870 --> 00:26:51,537 How are you supposed to keep up 579 00:26:51,605 --> 00:26:53,339 with what she eats all day ? You're never home. 580 00:26:57,678 --> 00:26:58,945 I'm sorry. 581 00:26:59,012 --> 00:27:01,114 I have to get this. 582 00:27:04,518 --> 00:27:05,885 Tell me you need me. 583 00:27:05,953 --> 00:27:07,320 Jack doesn't have cancer. 584 00:27:07,387 --> 00:27:09,222 God, that's awful. I'll be right in. 585 00:27:09,289 --> 00:27:10,590 Masters stuck him in the back with Lidocaine, 586 00:27:10,657 --> 00:27:11,824 and his ear pain went away. 587 00:27:11,892 --> 00:27:13,025 We don't need you here. 588 00:27:13,093 --> 00:27:14,327 We just need to figure out 589 00:27:14,394 --> 00:27:16,395 why this guy's body thinks his ear is on his back. 590 00:27:16,463 --> 00:27:19,899 Because his ear used to be something else. 591 00:27:19,967 --> 00:27:22,201 When you're a fetus, your cells are close together. 592 00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:24,270 When you grow, they spread out and specialize. 593 00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:25,905 Sometimes the body screws up, 594 00:27:25,973 --> 00:27:27,640 and they keep the old area codes, 595 00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:29,275 report to the same pain centers. 596 00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:30,676 Referred pain. 597 00:27:30,744 --> 00:27:32,512 Looks and brains. 598 00:27:32,579 --> 00:27:34,614 When you stuck him in the back, you cut off communication 599 00:27:34,681 --> 00:27:36,516 with the pain centers in his spinal cord. 600 00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:37,817 So we just need to figure out 601 00:27:37,885 --> 00:27:39,051 where the message is actually coming from. 602 00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,720 What about his thyroid ? 603 00:27:40,788 --> 00:27:43,089 Hyperthyroidism would explain all his symptoms. 604 00:27:43,157 --> 00:27:44,590 Or it could be his liver. 605 00:27:44,658 --> 00:27:46,759 Good. We'll take a look at both. 606 00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:48,461 For the record, referred pain does not rule out infection... 607 00:27:48,529 --> 00:27:49,796 were you like this 608 00:27:49,847 --> 00:27:50,856 when you were working for your math degree ? 609 00:27:50,956 --> 00:27:52,423 If Euclid had been a guest lecturer, 610 00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:54,154 would you have been the kid sitting in the front row going, 611 00:27:54,222 --> 00:27:56,423 "actually, you haven't proven the pythagorean theorem" ? 612 00:27:56,491 --> 00:27:59,693 Hello ? 613 00:28:01,062 --> 00:28:03,797 All right. 614 00:28:03,865 --> 00:28:05,532 Mom... 615 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,701 Thank you, sweetie. 616 00:28:11,172 --> 00:28:13,507 So say you two got married, 617 00:28:13,575 --> 00:28:16,310 would you convert to Judaism ? 618 00:28:16,377 --> 00:28:18,178 We haven't gotten that far, mom. 619 00:28:18,246 --> 00:28:20,781 That's actually a really interesting question. 620 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,986 I'm an atheist. 621 00:28:26,054 --> 00:28:28,455 Honey, half the Jews i know are atheists. 622 00:28:28,523 --> 00:28:29,790 It's about community. 623 00:28:29,857 --> 00:28:32,793 House isn't that big on community. 624 00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,428 And why do you call him "House" ? 625 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:36,797 The man's name is Greg. 626 00:28:36,864 --> 00:28:38,599 It makes it seem like you're not serious. 627 00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:41,735 I'm just trying to help you think about the future. 628 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,770 You're... you're a certain age now. 629 00:28:43,838 --> 00:28:46,840 The parade of boyfriends can't be as amusing as it was. 630 00:28:46,908 --> 00:28:49,810 You need to settle down, like your sister. 631 00:28:49,877 --> 00:28:51,945 Settling down isn't all it's cracked up to be. 632 00:28:52,013 --> 00:28:53,413 Next week is Sam's birthday. 633 00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,649 I was gonna take her to the Poconos and... 634 00:28:57,752 --> 00:28:59,886 that's very sad. 635 00:28:59,954 --> 00:29:03,357 Perhaps not the best choice of topic for a festive occasion. 636 00:29:03,424 --> 00:29:05,726 I just don't want Rachel 637 00:29:05,793 --> 00:29:07,394 growing up thinking you're a slut. 638 00:29:07,462 --> 00:29:09,997 Okay, I got this. 639 00:29:10,064 --> 00:29:11,965 First of all, mom... 640 00:29:18,072 --> 00:29:19,373 Oh, my God. 641 00:29:26,047 --> 00:29:27,914 Did you... 642 00:29:27,982 --> 00:29:29,816 Sedate my mother ? 643 00:29:31,219 --> 00:29:33,520 Kicked in just in time. 644 00:29:33,588 --> 00:29:35,188 She'll wake up in a couple of hours, 645 00:29:35,256 --> 00:29:36,390 be good as new. 646 00:29:36,457 --> 00:29:38,892 Think of it as my birthday gift to you. 647 00:29:40,628 --> 00:29:42,696 You told me to keep my mouth shut. 648 00:29:42,764 --> 00:29:44,431 It's the only way I had a chance. 649 00:29:44,498 --> 00:29:47,834 Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath, 650 00:29:47,902 --> 00:29:51,338 I have to admit that I'm... I'm honestly relieved. 651 00:29:51,406 --> 00:29:54,808 Your mom is quite a h... quite a handful. 652 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,943 What ? 653 00:29:57,011 --> 00:29:58,679 I feel f... 654 00:29:58,746 --> 00:30:01,114 oh, you've got to be kidding me. 655 00:30:02,483 --> 00:30:03,884 Sorry. 656 00:30:03,951 --> 00:30:07,654 I honestly thought you'd be worse. 657 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,490 That was my gift to myself. 658 00:30:16,631 --> 00:30:20,167 I take it Jack's thyroid levels are normal. 659 00:30:20,234 --> 00:30:23,070 Foreman is doing a liver biopsy now. 660 00:30:23,137 --> 00:30:24,071 Good. 661 00:30:24,138 --> 00:30:25,372 What's up with you ? 662 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,740 Nothing. 663 00:30:26,808 --> 00:30:30,210 I'm peachy. 664 00:30:30,278 --> 00:30:33,213 It's hard when you feel like you've been replaced. 665 00:30:35,316 --> 00:30:36,817 We got a new puppy once, 666 00:30:36,884 --> 00:30:39,252 and our old cocker spaniel 667 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,222 just moped for weeks. 668 00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:45,292 - Have you even had sex ? - We're not talking about me. 669 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,793 We're talking about you. 670 00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:48,195 No, you're talking about puppies, 671 00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:49,896 and I'm not listening. 672 00:30:54,402 --> 00:30:56,303 She wants to do it all the time, 673 00:30:56,371 --> 00:30:59,272 but it has nothing to do with me. 674 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,007 I'm just a piece of meat. 675 00:31:01,075 --> 00:31:03,043 Well, she likes someone else, 676 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:05,379 and you've slept with other people. 677 00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:08,815 Uh, why are you still together ? 678 00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:12,652 I love her. 679 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,256 We've been together for 22 years. 680 00:31:16,324 --> 00:31:18,058 I've never loved anybody else. 681 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,494 I don't know how to... 682 00:31:20,561 --> 00:31:24,398 Not be with her. 683 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,666 So you're never gonna cheat again. 684 00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,003 I don't know. 685 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,275 Well, that seems kind of selfish, doesn't it ? 686 00:31:41,115 --> 00:31:43,016 Foreman found diffuse inflammation 687 00:31:43,084 --> 00:31:44,551 in Jack's liver. 688 00:31:44,619 --> 00:31:47,554 Looks like autoimmune hepatitis... 689 00:31:47,622 --> 00:31:51,124 Starting him on steroids. 690 00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:10,544 Isn't this nice ? 691 00:32:14,582 --> 00:32:15,515 What's this note ? 692 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,685 Does that sound like an "a" ? 693 00:32:18,753 --> 00:32:20,020 Remember, I put my finger like this 694 00:32:20,087 --> 00:32:22,022 without this doohickey on it, it's an "f". 695 00:32:22,089 --> 00:32:23,123 See ? 696 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,191 Hmm... 697 00:32:24,258 --> 00:32:26,760 Can we read a book instead ? 698 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,364 Yes, we... Jack ? 699 00:32:32,567 --> 00:32:33,767 Jack ! Help him ! 700 00:32:33,835 --> 00:32:35,735 Come on. Come on. 701 00:32:35,803 --> 00:32:38,688 Okay. Okay. 702 00:32:43,688 --> 00:32:45,241 He seized three times last night. 703 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,697 We got him stabilized, but barely. 704 00:32:46,764 --> 00:32:48,298 If there was nothing wrong with his brain before, 705 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,067 there sure is now. 706 00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:52,402 Any particular reason we need to be looking at the patient ? 707 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,770 Yes. 708 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,572 Cuddy's mom is in my office, 709 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,774 and she looks mad. 710 00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,576 What did you do ? 711 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:00,944 Our patient also 712 00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:02,746 developed a raging fever overnight. 713 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,548 That means Masters was right all along. 714 00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:05,782 This is an infection. 715 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,451 Should we give you a minute to gloat ? 716 00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,252 We still don't know what kind of infection... 717 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,754 could be bacterial, viral, fungal. 718 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,788 Until the cultures... 719 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:13,357 you are the worst gloater ever. 720 00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:14,991 Her starting those cultures when she did 721 00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:16,927 means we're 24 hours closer to the answer. 722 00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,328 "We're sorry your husband croaked, 723 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,797 but at least we were 24 hours closer to the answer". 724 00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:23,633 Let's narrow it down, shall we ? 725 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:27,170 Four days ago, the guy was facedown in the subway. 726 00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:29,072 God only knows what's in that sludge. 727 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,074 Toxic fumes 728 00:33:31,142 --> 00:33:32,743 make him pass out... rat pee does the rest. 729 00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:34,111 If it's leptospirosis, 730 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,846 it's the fastest-moving case in history. 731 00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:39,082 Leptospirosis can turn into meningitis. 732 00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:40,617 I can't confirm any of this yet, 733 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,986 and we don't have time to choose wrong. 734 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,655 It fits, 735 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,758 and since it's the only idea on the table, 736 00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:48,992 I say it's a winner. 737 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,395 Start him on doxycycline. 738 00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:54,164 No, wait. I'll do it. 739 00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,233 You guys have to go back to the office, 740 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,567 tell me when bubbie's gone. 741 00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:18,955 You a doctor ? 742 00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:20,056 Sure. 743 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:21,825 You're on new meds. 744 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,860 Go back to sleep. 745 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,130 Am I gonna die ? 746 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:28,532 Well, I hope not, 747 00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:31,134 'cause then I'd have to go back to my office. 748 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:33,570 Of course, if you do kick it, 749 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:35,739 then you get to be famous 750 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,407 for another two, maybe three weeks. 751 00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:39,676 They're saying I'm a hero ? 752 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:42,612 Yeah, but, you know, in a few days, 753 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,215 a panda bear will give birth to triplets, 754 00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:47,350 and we'll all move on. 755 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,719 Oh, I'm sorry. You actually believe that you are a hero. 756 00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:52,322 Should get yourself some tights and a cape, 757 00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:55,559 run around Gotham pulling babies out of burning buildings. 758 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:58,261 Maybe you'll keep getting lucky. 759 00:34:58,329 --> 00:35:01,198 You're still the same guy you were last week. 760 00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:07,671 Hey, um... 761 00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:09,473 How long are you gonna sit there ? 762 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:10,841 Could be hours. 763 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:14,478 Hiding behind a sick guy... 764 00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:17,314 That's heroic. 765 00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:43,940 I can explain. 766 00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:46,743 Sometimes I mix up my medications. 767 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,578 I don't need you to explain anything. 768 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:52,649 I think we both know that... 769 00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:54,985 I owe you an apology. 770 00:35:55,052 --> 00:35:57,153 Say what ? 771 00:35:57,221 --> 00:35:59,856 I don't even remember going to bed last night. 772 00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:02,792 I must have had too much to drink. 773 00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:05,095 I do know I can be difficult. 774 00:36:05,162 --> 00:36:08,198 You were a little bitchy. 775 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,167 In the clinic, you were a complete schmendrick, 776 00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:13,803 but once you knew I was Lisa's mother, 777 00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:17,040 you held your tongue. 778 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:18,642 That's because you love her. 779 00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:21,111 I still think you're a pain in the ass 780 00:36:21,178 --> 00:36:23,580 with a God complex, 781 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:26,449 and I'll kill you if you hurt her, 782 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,285 but I'm glad she has you. 783 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:32,055 We don't have to hug now, do we ? 784 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:34,391 What do you think ? 785 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,826 I've got a train to catch. 786 00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:39,996 I thought you were staying till Sunday. 787 00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:41,398 I'm coming down with a cold. 788 00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:43,667 Every time I stay with Lisa or her sister, 789 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:47,070 one of those rug rats gets me sick. 790 00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:49,339 Children are awful. 791 00:37:03,337 --> 00:37:05,789 Did she have a rash recently ? 792 00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:07,657 No. What's going on ? 793 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,993 Feverish, itchy ? 794 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,695 No. 795 00:37:15,466 --> 00:37:17,267 What is she doing here anyway ? 796 00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:19,135 It's the middle of the morning. Shouldn't she be in school ? 797 00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:20,904 I'm keeping her out for a few days. 798 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:23,239 There's been a little outbreak... chicken pox. 799 00:37:23,307 --> 00:37:26,142 Sorry, but if I let you finish that sentence, 800 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,711 that would be much less impressive. 801 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:29,713 Chicken pox is no big deal for kids, 802 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,815 but it's a terrible, horrible, 803 00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:35,919 no-good, very bad deal for grown-ups. 804 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,654 You think Jack has chicken pox ? 805 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:39,055 But he doesn't have blisters. 806 00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:40,657 He's not itchy, and Daisy never got it. 807 00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:42,425 I know. Again, that's why it's so impressive 808 00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:43,827 that I figured it out. 809 00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,763 5% of cases present without blisters. 810 00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:48,098 The kid was just a carrier. 811 00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:51,384 I'm gonna start you on anti-varicella gamma globulin, 812 00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:53,637 which will save your life. 813 00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:56,873 But it won't make me a hero. 814 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:13,790 Hey. 815 00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:15,692 How are you feeling ? 816 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,861 Like I'm not gonna die. 817 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:22,999 I can't wait to take you home. 818 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,937 The guys called. 819 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:31,541 All this press has got us a couple of new gigs... 820 00:38:31,609 --> 00:38:36,012 just a few more dates, three weeks, tops. 821 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:55,598 Three weeks isn't so bad. 822 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,567 It's not three weeks. 823 00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:01,971 It's what he's always done... just one more tour. 824 00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:03,907 I'm sorry. 825 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:05,975 Yeah, the pathetic thing is 826 00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:08,244 I let myself believe that he could change, 827 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:11,381 he could be this other guy. 828 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,383 There's nothing worse than loving someone 829 00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:15,685 who's never going to stop disappointing you. 830 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,935 Culture confirmed Jack does have chicken pox. 831 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:35,004 It just took six hours longer. 832 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:36,573 Autopsy works too. 833 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,542 Fyi, turns out your hero is a loser. 834 00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:40,977 He's going back on the road. 835 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,946 He still risked his life for that woman. 836 00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:44,748 That was impulse. That was easy. 837 00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:46,783 Dealing with family is hard. 838 00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:50,086 Wait, that's another thing I got right. 839 00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:51,488 How many does that make ? 840 00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:56,459 And how many for you ? 841 00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:59,763 I'm also kicking your ass at gloating. 842 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:05,769 Hey. 843 00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:07,570 Hi. 844 00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:12,442 I think we should get a divorce. 845 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:20,216 You have feelings for him, and I can't handle that. 846 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,421 But it's my fault 847 00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:27,423 you needed someone else. 848 00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:30,160 I keep hurting you. We love each other. 849 00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:31,528 I know. 850 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:35,064 But are you happy ? 851 00:40:37,802 --> 00:40:39,736 No. 852 00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:44,407 Then what are we doing ? 853 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:56,286 You know, you turned out remarkably close to normal, 854 00:40:56,353 --> 00:40:58,521 considering the genes in play. 855 00:40:58,589 --> 00:40:59,622 Thanks. 856 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:01,457 Here... 857 00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:03,226 In case your mom comes back. 858 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,895 Happy Birthday. 859 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:12,001 Oh, you are a sweet, sweet man. 860 00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:13,536 You coming over ? 861 00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:15,605 Yes. 862 00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:19,475 Oh, no, I can't. 863 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:21,044 Wilson. 864 00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:23,379 It's, uh, bowling night. 865 00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:26,816 He'll never forgive me if I don't. 866 00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:28,985 Oh, screw it. I'm coming. 867 00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:32,455 No, no, no. I am not gonna be responsible for that. 868 00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:35,058 You drugged the man. You go bowling with him. 869 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,026 Well, my chances of sex 870 00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,495 are considerably lower with Wilson. 871 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,900 Fine. 872 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,573 Hey. 873 00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:51,674 You ready ? 874 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:54,444 Here's the thing... 875 00:42:08,225 --> 00:42:10,126 # we expected somethin' # 876 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,861 # somethin' better than before # 877 00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:15,932 # we expected somethin' more # 878 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,634 # do you really think # 879 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:20,403 # you can just put it in a safe behind a painting # 880 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,405 # lock it up and leave ? # 881 00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:27,777 # walk away now # 882 00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:30,313 # and you're gonna start a war # 883 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:35,718 Aah ! 884 00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:39,822 Aah ! 885 00:42:50,701 --> 00:42:52,735 Again, this meeting is about me and setting my bounds. 886 00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:53,836 Well, it's about me too, 887 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:55,038 and I have my boundaries, Dina, 888 00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:56,306 and they have clearly been crossed 889 00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:57,874 by you and your entire family. 890 00:42:57,942 --> 00:43:00,076 That's not true. 891 00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:01,945 We all need improvements, Dina, 892 00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:03,446 and I formed my opinion on you. Shh. 893 00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,214 No, don't shush me, Dina. 894 00:43:05,282 --> 00:43:07,050 No, I will shush you because you're not letting me finish. 62950

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