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What's the difference
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between a sea lion and a seal ?
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What's that, baby ?
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What's the difference between
a sea lion and a seal ?
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Um, seals tell the truth, but
a sea lion's always lyin' ?
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A sea lion has ears.
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Yeah, that's right.
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I forgot.
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I'll show you when we get to the zoo.
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Can we have pizza tonight ?
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I'm not gonna be here, Daisy. I'm...
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I'm going back on the road, remember ?
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You've only been here for two days.
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I'll be back in three weeks this time.
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Somebody help her !
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She's having a seizure !
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On the track ?
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Yeah, there's a lady down there.
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Daddy, come back !
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Daddy !
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Hey. Lady, are you okay ?
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Come on, come on, hey, wake up !
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Come on ! Get up ! Hey !
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Come on.
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Help me !
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Somebody help me !
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Come on ! Hurry up !
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Hurry up !
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Aah !
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Daddy !
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Move the train ! Move the train !
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Hey, man, are you okay ?
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Yeah, I think so.
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She's epileptic.
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Come on, let's get you up.
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You got her ?
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Yeah, we got her.
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Hey, sweetie, I'm okay.
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Daddy ?
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I found this case, uh, in the ER...
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white male, mid 30s,
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loss of consciousness,
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abnormal EKG.
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And he's the subway hero.
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Your enthusiasm is impressive.
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Wish I could say the same
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about your presentation.
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Everybody knows you lead
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with your most interesting symptom.
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You're right.
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EKG is more interesting
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than loss of consciousness, so...
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God, she's still talking. Make it stop.
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House's worldview
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doesn't include random
acts of self-sacrifice.
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He's gonna count heroism as a symptom
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until proven otherwise.
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The guy did a wonderful thing.
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Can't we just take that at face value ?
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You are adorable.
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Heroism does exist.
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What about the guy
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who landed the plane in the Hudson ?
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News flash... that guy
was already on the plane.
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For all we know, he would have
killed everyone else on board
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if it increased his chances.
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Faced with almost certain death,
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a normal person rides the pine.
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What about firefighters ?
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The guys who undergo months of training
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to deny their own instincts
for self-preservation ?
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And the patient isn't a firefighter.
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He plays a bass in a band.
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So humanity is apathetic
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and self-serving ?
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Yeah.
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I was mugged once.
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When I saw the gun, my legs went out.
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I always thought it was fight or flight.
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Didn't know it was
fight or flight or faint.
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Laugh all you want.
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The other hundred people
stayed on that platform.
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That's a normal response to danger.
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The coward has spoken.
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Our patient's problem is neurological.
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Sympathetic stimulation...
stress to the brain
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triggers a response in the heart.
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Go forth and look for masses
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in Clark Kent's limbic system.
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Seems like you're getting
a bit of attention.
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Everyone keeps going out of their way
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asking me if I need anything.
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It's kind of nice.
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So what happened out there ?
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I don't really remember.
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It's just images, like flashes.
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I kind of went on autopilot.
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My memory doesn't go back into real time
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until I was in the ambulance.
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I read that's pretty common
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for people in
life-or-death situations.
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Jack.
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Honey. Uh, this is my wife, Eva.
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Are you okay ?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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They're just doing some tests.
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How's Daisy ?
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She's not so good, actually.
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She watched her father
jump in front of a train.
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Ugh.
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She's still shaking.
She can't stop crying.
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Why would you do that to her ?
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He saved a woman's life.
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He could have died.
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Did you even think about your family ?
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I need your advice.
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Dinner with your mom on Thursday.
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It's my birthday.
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I know.
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I'm definitely coming,
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but Wilson's got tickets to
the Hong Kong film festival.
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Ever since his breakup,
he's been a mess.
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I haven't been able to
tell him that I'm not going,
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so maybe if you happen to see him,
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you could mention how important this is.
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You should go.
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What ? I can't.
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It's your birthday.
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Oh, it's... it's... it's fine.
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It's sweet that you
care about your friend,
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and, frankly, as you will
find out sooner or later,
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my mother is a handful.
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Go.
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I need your advice.
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This film festival.
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I have had these tickets for two months.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm definitely coming.
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Okay.
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But Thursday is Cuddy's birthday,
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and her mom's coming down...
it's a whole dinner thing.
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And I thought, maybe if you see her,
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you could mention how upset you've been.
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You have to go.
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Your girlfriend's birthday ?
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It's not even a question.
She has one every year.
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How often do you break up
with the love of your life ?
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Okay, for you, it's more
often than most, but still...
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I'm a big boy. I think I'll survive.
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I will definitely make this up to you.
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Hey.
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Am I imagining things,
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or did I see a billboard
with your face on it
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on my way home tonight ?
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Oh, was my whole face there ?
'Cause I just saw the nose.
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I thought you said they
were taking a picture
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of a bunch of doctors together.
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They did.
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I have no idea how it ended up just me.
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Well, you are pretty cute.
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You're flirting with me ?
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I don't see anyone else in the room.
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What ?
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I don't know.
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Things have been a
little tense around here
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since that whole
online-boyfriend thing.
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Phil's not my boyfriend.
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I'm not the one with the problem.
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No, you're the one with
feelings for someone else.
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You're still my husband.
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I still love you.
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And I want things to be okay between us.
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Also, you're a famous model now.
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That's pretty cool...
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Sexy, even.
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So I advance through the
carotid bifurcation...
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Are you asking ?
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Yes, I'm asking.
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I've only read how to do it.
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Practice is different than theory.
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Just tell me how to do it.
You're going to inject dye
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just past the takeoff
for the optic artery.
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Right. Now ?
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His B.P.'s going up.
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The procedure's stressing his body.
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Well, what do I do ?
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Hold on a minute. Just give him a chance
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to regain equilibrium.
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B.P.'s up, heart rate's 180.
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W
- what should I do ?
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Give me the catheter. Get a crash cart.
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He's in cardiac arrest.
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Maybe your second time will go better.
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So we finally know what
Taub would look like
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if he were life-size.
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Can we go back to the office now ?
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You kidding ?
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We got a differential to run.
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Cardiac arrhythmia.
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That poster got me laid
when I got home last night,
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so do your worst.
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Arrhythmia proves I was right.
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Jack's problem is his
heart, not his brain.
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So when you're not on a billboard,
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you sleep with nurses.
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But when you are, you
sleep with your wife.
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I think you got that backwards.
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That's my elbow in the corner.
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What's your wife doing later ?
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Huh. They chose you and cut out Chase ?
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Apparently, marketing thinks my face
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is the most trustworthy.
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For real ?
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Both of our patients' cardiac incidents
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happened after physical stress.
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I'm guessing vasovagal syncope ?
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Buzzkill.
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Vasovagal syncope would
manifest at a much younger age.
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Could be drugs. Tox screen was clean.
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What about autonomic
nervous system dysfunction ?
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It could cause arrhythmia and fainting.
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Inappropriate ?
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I mean, 'cause of the Jew thing ?
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Autonomic nervous system dysfunction...
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I like it.
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Let's biopsy his pituitary gland.
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Adrenal venous sampling makes more sense
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and is a less invasive procedure...
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Which you don't care about,
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because you just want
to check the pituitary,
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because you still think
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there's something wrong
with the guy's brain ?
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Can't fool you.
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He has no other symptoms
for pituitary disease.
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We can't stick a needle in his brain
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because you don't believe in heroism.
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Fine, do it your way.
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You'll waste half a day,
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but I'm sure he's in
no hurry to get better.
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The autonomic nervous system
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controls involuntary
actions, like your heartbeat.
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If we're right, it's manageable,
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but will progress.
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Do you think we can consult with him ?
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I didn't know you knew Dr. Taub.
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I don't.
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You saw the ads.
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Look, no offense, but
you were wrong yesterday.
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And they wouldn't have made
him the face of the hospital
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if he weren't really good, right ?
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Dr. Taub...
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The patient would like to see you.
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How can I help ?
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I forgot. You guys talk.
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Look, no offense to either of you,
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but dinner with your mom ?
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Come on, I-I'd have to act
like a decent human being,
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and you know what a
strain that puts on me.
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And, you, ever since
you broke up with Sam,
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you've done nothing but mope and whine.
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It's an unbelievable bummer.
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And just what is so exciting
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you have to blow off
both of us to do it ?
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I just want to sit on
my couch in my underwear,
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drink scotch,
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and watch The Real
Housewives of New Jersey...
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By myself.
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I just want one night off.
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Is that so much to ask ?
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Yes. Yes.
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You have to choose one of us.
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00:12:53,259 --> 00:12:54,926
I choose Wilson.
273
00:12:54,994 --> 00:12:57,095
Good...
274
00:12:57,162 --> 00:13:00,164
Because he's coming
to my birthday dinner.
275
00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:06,170
I do not whine.
276
00:13:12,211 --> 00:13:16,114
Jack's not exactly the hero type.
277
00:13:16,181 --> 00:13:18,750
He started this band in college.
278
00:13:18,817 --> 00:13:20,184
They gig around the country,
279
00:13:20,252 --> 00:13:21,886
looking for their big break.
280
00:13:21,954 --> 00:13:24,088
It's been 16 years.
281
00:13:24,156 --> 00:13:25,790
That must be hard on you and Daisy.
282
00:13:25,858 --> 00:13:28,560
It's like I'm a single parent.
283
00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:35,900
I love him so much.
284
00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:40,338
But I'm at the end of my rope.
285
00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:45,577
What Jack did yesterday
was so incredible,
286
00:13:45,644 --> 00:13:47,545
our boss assumed his illness
287
00:13:47,613 --> 00:13:50,081
had something to do with his behavior.
288
00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:52,917
But if that's not the case,
289
00:13:52,985 --> 00:13:56,454
there's more to him than you think.
290
00:14:01,493 --> 00:14:03,595
You think Taub really comes across
291
00:14:03,662 --> 00:14:05,396
as the most trustworthy doctor here ?
292
00:14:05,464 --> 00:14:08,933
I knew it was bugging you.
293
00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:12,036
They cut me out. You're a pretty boy.
294
00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:14,839
Works well with the ladies,
not so much with the patients.
295
00:14:14,907 --> 00:14:17,208
No one wants an underwear model
performing their splenectomy.
296
00:14:17,276 --> 00:14:19,177
Well, I notice they weren't
exactly knocking down your door
297
00:14:19,244 --> 00:14:20,645
looking for Dr. Trustworthy.
298
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,047
That's 'cause I'm black.
299
00:14:23,115 --> 00:14:25,883
Cortisol levels look
normal. We were wrong.
300
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,619
Which House will interpret
as him being right.
301
00:14:27,686 --> 00:14:30,955
He's gonna make us biopsy
the pituitary gland.
302
00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:36,961
You seem pretty calm for a guy
303
00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:38,947
who's surrounded by racists.
304
00:14:39,031 --> 00:14:41,799
80% of the Princeton
population is white.
305
00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:43,368
Some are racist. Some aren't.
306
00:14:43,435 --> 00:14:44,769
White works with both demographics.
307
00:14:44,837 --> 00:14:46,904
So race is your excuse,
308
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,206
not the fact that you usually look
309
00:14:48,273 --> 00:14:50,742
like you're about to
punch someone in the face ?
310
00:14:52,645 --> 00:14:53,811
We're good.
311
00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:56,047
O2 sats are dropping.
312
00:14:56,115 --> 00:14:58,916
He's not breathing. Suction.
313
00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:08,126
Sats are coming back.
314
00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:09,661
Mucus plug.
315
00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:11,062
That's weird.
316
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:16,467
Fluid in the lungs.
317
00:15:16,535 --> 00:15:18,202
Pneumonitis ?
318
00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:19,871
That doesn't fit with anyone's theory.
319
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,084
Our tests finally rule out the brain.
320
00:15:26,151 --> 00:15:28,519
That leaves the heart and the lungs.
321
00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,254
Pneumonitis can be caused by bacteria,
322
00:15:30,322 --> 00:15:32,557
parasite, some kind of an obstruction.
323
00:15:32,624 --> 00:15:34,225
Who was the girl on the tracks ?
324
00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:37,028
News story said her
name was Chloe Jeffries.
325
00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:38,563
Why does that matter ?
326
00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:40,098
'Cause there's another
reason besides being sick
327
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:41,899
that he'd risk his life for a stranger.
328
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:45,002
She's not a stranger.
329
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,205
The damsel in distress is an epileptic.
330
00:15:47,272 --> 00:15:48,940
So we assumed she was
having an epileptic seizure,
331
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,675
but what if she wasn't ?
332
00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:52,910
What if she's sick too
? Jack is away a lot
333
00:15:52,978 --> 00:15:54,512
on tour.
334
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,147
What happens on the
road stays on the road.
335
00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:57,849
The most likely cause of
pneumonitis is infection.
336
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,917
Shouldn't we be getting
a sputum culture ?
337
00:15:59,985 --> 00:16:01,352
There's no significant elevation
338
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,487
of white blood cell count.
339
00:16:02,554 --> 00:16:03,855
This is more like toxic exposure.
340
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,123
He's got a point.
341
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:07,091
Why is your assumption
of his guilt more valid
342
00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:09,994
than my assumption of his selflessness ?
343
00:16:10,062 --> 00:16:11,412
Because my assumption is backed up
344
00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:14,031
by millions of men, and Taub,
345
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,667
who've cheated on their wives.
346
00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:19,303
Find the girl and the love nest.
347
00:16:19,371 --> 00:16:21,739
Every hero has his Kryptonite.
348
00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:25,443
Hello ?
349
00:16:25,511 --> 00:16:26,944
So we're breaking into
this girl's apartment
350
00:16:27,012 --> 00:16:28,446
because House thinks that two people,
351
00:16:28,514 --> 00:16:30,448
standing 30 feet apart
on a subway platform
352
00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:31,816
have to be lovers.
353
00:16:31,884 --> 00:16:33,785
God, you're a drag today.
354
00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:36,254
Let me guess. Back to
fighting with the wife ?
355
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:38,623
No. We had sex again last night...
356
00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:39,657
Twice...
357
00:16:39,725 --> 00:16:41,392
And again this morning.
358
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,960
Aw.
359
00:16:44,563 --> 00:16:47,431
Rachel hasn't wanted this much intimacy
360
00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:49,634
in a long time.
361
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:51,235
I don't think it's me she's hot for.
362
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,304
It's this Internet guy.
363
00:16:53,372 --> 00:16:55,673
She's just happy,
364
00:16:55,741 --> 00:16:57,542
and that's turning her on.
365
00:16:57,609 --> 00:16:59,577
So she's not cheating on you,
366
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,612
and you're getting all
the action you can handle.
367
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,048
I don't see the downside.
368
00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:07,819
What was Jack's band called ?
369
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:10,354
Suicide... Something.
370
00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:11,839
Suicide season.
371
00:17:11,924 --> 00:17:13,357
She does know him.
372
00:17:13,425 --> 00:17:15,526
Question is, how'd they get sick ?
373
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:18,696
Kryptonite.
374
00:17:22,634 --> 00:17:24,569
EKG's unremarkable,
375
00:17:24,636 --> 00:17:27,205
thyroid, liver, and
kidney function seems fine.
376
00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:28,372
You're perfectly healthy.
377
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,975
I wish that you would
take a second look.
378
00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:32,710
I'm tired all the time,
379
00:17:32,778 --> 00:17:34,078
and when it's cold,
380
00:17:34,146 --> 00:17:35,980
i get this weird pain in my shoulder.
381
00:17:36,048 --> 00:17:37,648
I have a pain in my leg.
382
00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:39,417
You don't hear me complaining...
383
00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:41,619
Except for just now.
384
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,422
How do doctors get this idea
385
00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:46,958
you're better than everyone else ?
386
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,360
Probably all that pulling people
387
00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:51,295
back from the brink of death.
388
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,331
It's just a guess.
389
00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:55,666
My own daughter is a doctor.
390
00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:58,769
She makes a hobby of
dismissing my concerns.
391
00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:00,037
She sounds smart.
392
00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:02,640
Did she tell you to say that ?
393
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,909
I've never met your daughter.
394
00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:06,944
That's hard to believe
395
00:18:07,012 --> 00:18:09,547
since you're currently shtupping her.
396
00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:32,837
We have a situation.
397
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:36,207
- Roach bombs, where ?
- In Chloe's apartment.
398
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:38,776
Who's Chloe ?
399
00:18:38,844 --> 00:18:40,211
Uh, look,
400
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,479
we don't care about your personal life.
401
00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:42,847
We're not gonna tell your wife.
402
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,233
I honestly have no idea
what you're talking about.
403
00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:49,186
Guess who showed up looking for Jack.
404
00:18:49,238 --> 00:18:50,755
Hey.
405
00:18:50,822 --> 00:18:52,023
Hi.
406
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,257
You okay ?
407
00:18:53,325 --> 00:18:54,859
The E.M.T. said you'd
gone to another hospital.
408
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,928
They help me overnight
for observation. I'm fine.
409
00:18:56,995 --> 00:18:58,763
I had to come here to...
410
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:04,101
I don't know why you did it,
411
00:19:04,169 --> 00:19:06,037
but thank you.
412
00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:09,140
You're welcome.
413
00:19:12,044 --> 00:19:14,845
I should have brought
flowers or something.
414
00:19:14,913 --> 00:19:16,347
You're like my guardian angel.
415
00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:18,983
No. I'm just a guy in a band.
416
00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:20,134
Maybe you've heard of them ?
417
00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:22,153
Suicide season ?
418
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,221
One of my nurses gave me the CD.
419
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,023
I haven't had a chance
to listen to it yet,
420
00:19:26,091 --> 00:19:27,758
but I have a feeling
421
00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:29,810
I'm going to be your biggest fan.
422
00:19:29,895 --> 00:19:33,431
I'm gonna need you to cough.
423
00:19:33,498 --> 00:19:34,498
What are you doing ?
424
00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:36,067
Getting a sputum culture.
425
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,069
They obviously don't know each other,
426
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,403
so it's not toxic exposure.
427
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:42,873
Just leaves my theory... infection.
428
00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:44,608
If you could just cough up a sample,
429
00:19:44,676 --> 00:19:46,811
we can, uh, test for pathogens.
430
00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:48,012
Um...
431
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,315
Sorry, um... Sorry, nothing...
432
00:19:51,383 --> 00:19:52,883
there's nothing coming up.
433
00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:53,918
Well, maybe I can help you.
434
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,187
Aah !
435
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,222
Ohh ! It hurts !
436
00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,423
What's the matter ?
437
00:20:01,727 --> 00:20:03,928
Round, equal, reactive to light.
438
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,329
It's not a stroke.
439
00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:08,232
No, it's not my head.
440
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,034
It's my ears.
441
00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,880
"When I saw her lying there, I thought,
442
00:20:17,948 --> 00:20:20,350
"'I can't just stand
here and let her die.
443
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,519
She has her whole life to live'".
444
00:20:25,739 --> 00:20:26,990
He didn't jump because he was sick
445
00:20:27,057 --> 00:20:28,157
or because he knew that girl.
446
00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:30,026
Even you have to admit that now.
447
00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:31,928
Yes, but that doesn't make him a hero.
448
00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:33,363
It makes him an idiot.
449
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,731
The only reason that
headline doesn't say
450
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,799
"moron crushed by train" is luck.
451
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:37,800
Next headline is gonna be
452
00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:39,736
"moron goes undiagnosed
453
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,838
because doctors won't
talk about his ear pain".
454
00:20:41,905 --> 00:20:43,906
Ear pain fits with my theory.
455
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,843
Jack has an infection
that's spread to his mastoid.
456
00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:48,144
Great. We'll confirm that in a week,
457
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:50,013
when your secret cultures have sprouted.
458
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,714
Am I in trouble ?
459
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:52,949
I only get mad when you waste my time.
460
00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:54,684
Couldn't care less about yours.
461
00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:55,969
But let me know when
they come back negative,
462
00:20:56,053 --> 00:20:57,086
and I'll mock you.
463
00:20:57,154 --> 00:20:58,321
You have a better idea ?
464
00:20:58,389 --> 00:21:00,189
Nope, so I'm gonna pick one at random.
465
00:21:00,257 --> 00:21:01,724
Acoustic neuroma.
466
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,459
A tumor in the ear... makes sense.
467
00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:04,894
And if it's putting pressure
468
00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:07,230
on the breathing centers in
his brain, explains the lungs.
469
00:21:07,297 --> 00:21:08,464
The lungs explain the heart.
470
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,502
Evoked auditory potential test.
471
00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:14,637
This counts as my time.
472
00:21:14,705 --> 00:21:16,789
You guys got this ?
473
00:21:21,178 --> 00:21:23,579
I have been going out of my way
474
00:21:23,647 --> 00:21:26,215
to be nice to old Jewish
ladies for months now
475
00:21:26,283 --> 00:21:28,551
on the off chance one of
them could be your mom.
476
00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:30,353
You couldn't have
mentioned she's a shiksa ?
477
00:21:32,156 --> 00:21:34,057
She converted when she mared my dad.
478
00:21:34,124 --> 00:21:35,491
You see, now is too late.
479
00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:37,126
I'm not blaming you for this.
480
00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:39,429
She's the one who ambushed you
to find out what you were like,
481
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,464
because I "never tell her anything".
482
00:21:41,532 --> 00:21:43,299
I'd have to agree with her on that one.
483
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:46,102
Anyway, I obviously
can't come to dinner now.
484
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:47,603
Obviously ?
485
00:21:47,671 --> 00:21:50,039
Well, she's crazy, and she hates me.
486
00:21:50,107 --> 00:21:51,441
House...
487
00:21:51,508 --> 00:21:54,844
I need you to come to
that dinner for two hours,
488
00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:57,413
keep your mouth shut,
and behave like an adult.
489
00:21:57,481 --> 00:21:59,882
Yes, you will be in hell,
490
00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:02,752
but I will feel better having you there.
491
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:05,421
That is what a relationship is.
492
00:22:05,489 --> 00:22:08,424
We average our misery.
493
00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:13,830
That was...
494
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:16,132
Unexpected.
495
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,134
I'm having a good day.
496
00:22:18,202 --> 00:22:20,369
I finally resolved that
thing with my sister.
497
00:22:20,437 --> 00:22:21,771
What thing ?
498
00:22:21,839 --> 00:22:23,206
Oh, we had the worst fight
499
00:22:23,273 --> 00:22:25,174
over whether it's time to
put dad in that facility.
500
00:22:25,242 --> 00:22:26,876
Been sick over it for weeks.
501
00:22:26,944 --> 00:22:30,113
You never mentioned
anything about your sister.
502
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:33,116
I actually talked a
lot about it with Phil.
503
00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:37,286
I should be getting back.
504
00:22:39,189 --> 00:22:41,691
It's fine now.
505
00:22:41,759 --> 00:22:43,960
I
- it's no big deal.
506
00:22:46,563 --> 00:22:48,631
Are you in love with him ?
507
00:22:51,435 --> 00:22:54,370
I've never met him.
508
00:23:04,648 --> 00:23:08,351
Waves one and three
normal at 70 decibels.
509
00:23:08,418 --> 00:23:10,019
It's been 37 minutes,
510
00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:12,655
and everything is normal.
511
00:23:12,723 --> 00:23:15,458
House is wrong again.
He doesn't have a tumor.
512
00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:16,993
House doesn't usually accept
513
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:18,528
"we gave up halfway" as an answer.
514
00:23:22,299 --> 00:23:24,934
If I could get fluid closer
to the sources of infection,
515
00:23:25,002 --> 00:23:26,736
I could get better cultures,
516
00:23:26,804 --> 00:23:28,671
prove my theory.
517
00:23:28,739 --> 00:23:30,606
I'm gonna set up for an ear drainage
518
00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:31,941
and thoracentesis.
519
00:23:32,009 --> 00:23:34,944
I'll only be wasting my time.
520
00:23:38,715 --> 00:23:40,383
She's a student.
521
00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:43,286
Somebody's got to go with her.
522
00:23:49,159 --> 00:23:51,794
I saved that girl. I did that.
523
00:23:53,297 --> 00:23:55,965
And I'm really proud of you.
524
00:23:56,033 --> 00:24:00,303
This whole thing has made me wonder...
525
00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:02,805
If things could be different.
526
00:24:02,873 --> 00:24:05,474
I have spent so much time away from you.
527
00:24:05,542 --> 00:24:07,610
Yeah, well, you love your music.
528
00:24:07,678 --> 00:24:09,846
But it's not just that.
529
00:24:09,913 --> 00:24:14,417
I think that I have been...
530
00:24:14,484 --> 00:24:17,119
Afraid...
531
00:24:17,187 --> 00:24:20,823
That I would screw things up,
532
00:24:20,891 --> 00:24:23,259
that I couldn't be the man
533
00:24:23,327 --> 00:24:25,895
you and Daisy needed me to be.
534
00:24:25,963 --> 00:24:29,799
But maybe I'm better than that.
535
00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:31,467
Hmm ?
536
00:24:34,972 --> 00:24:38,608
I am going to quit the band.
537
00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:46,382
I think we'd like that.
538
00:24:47,918 --> 00:24:49,285
Uh-oh.
539
00:24:49,353 --> 00:24:50,653
Hey, how's the ear pain ?
540
00:24:50,721 --> 00:24:51,854
It's better with the drugs,
541
00:24:51,922 --> 00:24:53,689
but it still really hurts.
542
00:24:53,757 --> 00:24:55,424
We are going to take some fluid samples
543
00:24:55,492 --> 00:24:56,626
from your ear and your lung.
544
00:24:56,693 --> 00:24:58,177
Can you get up ? Lean forward.
545
00:24:58,262 --> 00:25:00,296
Lean on this.
546
00:25:00,347 --> 00:25:01,964
Okay, this is Lidocaine.
547
00:25:02,032 --> 00:25:03,532
It'll numb you up.
548
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,867
Okay.
549
00:25:12,175 --> 00:25:14,644
This is weird.
550
00:25:14,711 --> 00:25:16,979
What... what's the matter ?
551
00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:21,517
The pain in my ear is gone.
552
00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:24,720
Gone ? Completely ?
553
00:25:24,788 --> 00:25:28,157
Yeah, when you stuck me in the back.
554
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:32,495
What does that mean ?
555
00:25:41,761 --> 00:25:44,095
Okay, I'm just cutting that for you.
556
00:25:44,163 --> 00:25:46,565
Yum yum.
557
00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,366
Is... Is she going to eat anything else
558
00:25:48,434 --> 00:25:51,303
or just the cheese and crackers ?
559
00:25:51,370 --> 00:25:53,605
She's going through a picky
phase... it won't kill her.
560
00:25:55,107 --> 00:25:56,841
You're her mother.
561
00:25:58,018 --> 00:25:58,710
All I know is,
562
00:25:58,786 --> 00:26:01,655
when you and your sister were
growing up, you ate what we ate.
563
00:26:02,523 --> 00:26:03,756
No excuses.
564
00:26:11,365 --> 00:26:12,632
Would you pass the salt ?
565
00:26:18,806 --> 00:26:20,673
She had eggs this
morning and lots of fruit.
566
00:26:20,741 --> 00:26:22,575
Ah. That explains it.
567
00:26:22,643 --> 00:26:24,477
Explains what ?
568
00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:25,478
She was a little Vilder Chaiah
569
00:26:25,546 --> 00:26:26,913
in the park this afternoon.
570
00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:28,781
She wouldn't listen to anything I said.
571
00:26:28,849 --> 00:26:30,349
Must have been all the sugar.
572
00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:31,884
Actually, the whole
573
00:26:31,952 --> 00:26:36,322
sugar-makes-kids-hyperactive
thing is a myth.
574
00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:39,325
It's a study.
575
00:26:39,393 --> 00:26:41,427
I'm sure it's very interesting.
576
00:26:41,495 --> 00:26:45,264
I didn't read any studies.
I just raised children.
577
00:26:48,535 --> 00:26:49,802
It's not your fault.
578
00:26:49,870 --> 00:26:51,537
How are you supposed to keep up
579
00:26:51,605 --> 00:26:53,339
with what she eats all
day ? You're never home.
580
00:26:57,678 --> 00:26:58,945
I'm sorry.
581
00:26:59,012 --> 00:27:01,114
I have to get this.
582
00:27:04,518 --> 00:27:05,885
Tell me you need me.
583
00:27:05,953 --> 00:27:07,320
Jack doesn't have cancer.
584
00:27:07,387 --> 00:27:09,222
God, that's awful. I'll be right in.
585
00:27:09,289 --> 00:27:10,590
Masters stuck him in
the back with Lidocaine,
586
00:27:10,657 --> 00:27:11,824
and his ear pain went away.
587
00:27:11,892 --> 00:27:13,025
We don't need you here.
588
00:27:13,093 --> 00:27:14,327
We just need to figure out
589
00:27:14,394 --> 00:27:16,395
why this guy's body thinks
his ear is on his back.
590
00:27:16,463 --> 00:27:19,899
Because his ear used
to be something else.
591
00:27:19,967 --> 00:27:22,201
When you're a fetus, your
cells are close together.
592
00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:24,270
When you grow, they
spread out and specialize.
593
00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:25,905
Sometimes the body screws up,
594
00:27:25,973 --> 00:27:27,640
and they keep the old area codes,
595
00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:29,275
report to the same pain centers.
596
00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:30,676
Referred pain.
597
00:27:30,744 --> 00:27:32,512
Looks and brains.
598
00:27:32,579 --> 00:27:34,614
When you stuck him in the
back, you cut off communication
599
00:27:34,681 --> 00:27:36,516
with the pain centers
in his spinal cord.
600
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:37,817
So we just need to figure out
601
00:27:37,885 --> 00:27:39,051
where the message is
actually coming from.
602
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,720
What about his thyroid ?
603
00:27:40,788 --> 00:27:43,089
Hyperthyroidism would
explain all his symptoms.
604
00:27:43,157 --> 00:27:44,590
Or it could be his liver.
605
00:27:44,658 --> 00:27:46,759
Good. We'll take a look at both.
606
00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:48,461
For the record, referred pain
does not rule out infection...
607
00:27:48,529 --> 00:27:49,796
were you like this
608
00:27:49,847 --> 00:27:50,856
when you were working
for your math degree ?
609
00:27:50,956 --> 00:27:52,423
If Euclid had been a guest lecturer,
610
00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:54,154
would you have been the kid
sitting in the front row going,
611
00:27:54,222 --> 00:27:56,423
"actually, you haven't proven
the pythagorean theorem" ?
612
00:27:56,491 --> 00:27:59,693
Hello ?
613
00:28:01,062 --> 00:28:03,797
All right.
614
00:28:03,865 --> 00:28:05,532
Mom...
615
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,701
Thank you, sweetie.
616
00:28:11,172 --> 00:28:13,507
So say you two got married,
617
00:28:13,575 --> 00:28:16,310
would you convert to Judaism ?
618
00:28:16,377 --> 00:28:18,178
We haven't gotten that far, mom.
619
00:28:18,246 --> 00:28:20,781
That's actually a really
interesting question.
620
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,986
I'm an atheist.
621
00:28:26,054 --> 00:28:28,455
Honey, half the Jews
i know are atheists.
622
00:28:28,523 --> 00:28:29,790
It's about community.
623
00:28:29,857 --> 00:28:32,793
House isn't that big on community.
624
00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,428
And why do you call him "House" ?
625
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:36,797
The man's name is Greg.
626
00:28:36,864 --> 00:28:38,599
It makes it seem like
you're not serious.
627
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:41,735
I'm just trying to help
you think about the future.
628
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,770
You're... you're a certain age now.
629
00:28:43,838 --> 00:28:46,840
The parade of boyfriends
can't be as amusing as it was.
630
00:28:46,908 --> 00:28:49,810
You need to settle
down, like your sister.
631
00:28:49,877 --> 00:28:51,945
Settling down isn't all
it's cracked up to be.
632
00:28:52,013 --> 00:28:53,413
Next week is Sam's birthday.
633
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,649
I was gonna take her
to the Poconos and...
634
00:28:57,752 --> 00:28:59,886
that's very sad.
635
00:28:59,954 --> 00:29:03,357
Perhaps not the best choice of
topic for a festive occasion.
636
00:29:03,424 --> 00:29:05,726
I just don't want Rachel
637
00:29:05,793 --> 00:29:07,394
growing up thinking you're a slut.
638
00:29:07,462 --> 00:29:09,997
Okay, I got this.
639
00:29:10,064 --> 00:29:11,965
First of all, mom...
640
00:29:18,072 --> 00:29:19,373
Oh, my God.
641
00:29:26,047 --> 00:29:27,914
Did you...
642
00:29:27,982 --> 00:29:29,816
Sedate my mother ?
643
00:29:31,219 --> 00:29:33,520
Kicked in just in time.
644
00:29:33,588 --> 00:29:35,188
She'll wake up in a couple of hours,
645
00:29:35,256 --> 00:29:36,390
be good as new.
646
00:29:36,457 --> 00:29:38,892
Think of it as my birthday gift to you.
647
00:29:40,628 --> 00:29:42,696
You told me to keep my mouth shut.
648
00:29:42,764 --> 00:29:44,431
It's the only way I had a chance.
649
00:29:44,498 --> 00:29:47,834
Leaving aside the fact
that House is a sociopath,
650
00:29:47,902 --> 00:29:51,338
I have to admit that I'm...
I'm honestly relieved.
651
00:29:51,406 --> 00:29:54,808
Your mom is quite a
h... quite a handful.
652
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,943
What ?
653
00:29:57,011 --> 00:29:58,679
I feel f...
654
00:29:58,746 --> 00:30:01,114
oh, you've got to be kidding me.
655
00:30:02,483 --> 00:30:03,884
Sorry.
656
00:30:03,951 --> 00:30:07,654
I honestly thought you'd be worse.
657
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,490
That was my gift to myself.
658
00:30:16,631 --> 00:30:20,167
I take it Jack's thyroid
levels are normal.
659
00:30:20,234 --> 00:30:23,070
Foreman is doing a liver biopsy now.
660
00:30:23,137 --> 00:30:24,071
Good.
661
00:30:24,138 --> 00:30:25,372
What's up with you ?
662
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,740
Nothing.
663
00:30:26,808 --> 00:30:30,210
I'm peachy.
664
00:30:30,278 --> 00:30:33,213
It's hard when you feel
like you've been replaced.
665
00:30:35,316 --> 00:30:36,817
We got a new puppy once,
666
00:30:36,884 --> 00:30:39,252
and our old cocker spaniel
667
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,222
just moped for weeks.
668
00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:45,292
- Have you even had sex ?
- We're not talking about me.
669
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,793
We're talking about you.
670
00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:48,195
No, you're talking about puppies,
671
00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:49,896
and I'm not listening.
672
00:30:54,402 --> 00:30:56,303
She wants to do it all the time,
673
00:30:56,371 --> 00:30:59,272
but it has nothing to do with me.
674
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,007
I'm just a piece of meat.
675
00:31:01,075 --> 00:31:03,043
Well, she likes someone else,
676
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:05,379
and you've slept with other people.
677
00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:08,815
Uh, why are you still together ?
678
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:12,652
I love her.
679
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,256
We've been together for 22 years.
680
00:31:16,324 --> 00:31:18,058
I've never loved anybody else.
681
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,494
I don't know how to...
682
00:31:20,561 --> 00:31:24,398
Not be with her.
683
00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,666
So you're never gonna cheat again.
684
00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,003
I don't know.
685
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,275
Well, that seems kind
of selfish, doesn't it ?
686
00:31:41,115 --> 00:31:43,016
Foreman found diffuse inflammation
687
00:31:43,084 --> 00:31:44,551
in Jack's liver.
688
00:31:44,619 --> 00:31:47,554
Looks like autoimmune hepatitis...
689
00:31:47,622 --> 00:31:51,124
Starting him on steroids.
690
00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:10,544
Isn't this nice ?
691
00:32:14,582 --> 00:32:15,515
What's this note ?
692
00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,685
Does that sound like an "a" ?
693
00:32:18,753 --> 00:32:20,020
Remember, I put my finger like this
694
00:32:20,087 --> 00:32:22,022
without this doohickey
on it, it's an "f".
695
00:32:22,089 --> 00:32:23,123
See ?
696
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,191
Hmm...
697
00:32:24,258 --> 00:32:26,760
Can we read a book instead ?
698
00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,364
Yes, we... Jack ?
699
00:32:32,567 --> 00:32:33,767
Jack ! Help him !
700
00:32:33,835 --> 00:32:35,735
Come on. Come on.
701
00:32:35,803 --> 00:32:38,688
Okay. Okay.
702
00:32:43,688 --> 00:32:45,241
He seized three times last night.
703
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,697
We got him stabilized, but barely.
704
00:32:46,764 --> 00:32:48,298
If there was nothing wrong
with his brain before,
705
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,067
there sure is now.
706
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:52,402
Any particular reason we need
to be looking at the patient ?
707
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,770
Yes.
708
00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,572
Cuddy's mom is in my office,
709
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,774
and she looks mad.
710
00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,576
What did you do ?
711
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:00,944
Our patient also
712
00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:02,746
developed a raging fever overnight.
713
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,548
That means Masters was right all along.
714
00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:05,782
This is an infection.
715
00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,451
Should we give you a minute to gloat ?
716
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,252
We still don't know
what kind of infection...
717
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,754
could be bacterial, viral, fungal.
718
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,788
Until the cultures...
719
00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:13,357
you are the worst gloater ever.
720
00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:14,991
Her starting those cultures when she did
721
00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:16,927
means we're 24 hours
closer to the answer.
722
00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,328
"We're sorry your husband croaked,
723
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,797
but at least we were 24
hours closer to the answer".
724
00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:23,633
Let's narrow it down, shall we ?
725
00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:27,170
Four days ago, the guy
was facedown in the subway.
726
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:29,072
God only knows what's in that sludge.
727
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,074
Toxic fumes
728
00:33:31,142 --> 00:33:32,743
make him pass out...
rat pee does the rest.
729
00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:34,111
If it's leptospirosis,
730
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,846
it's the fastest-moving
case in history.
731
00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:39,082
Leptospirosis can turn into meningitis.
732
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:40,617
I can't confirm any of this yet,
733
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,986
and we don't have time to choose wrong.
734
00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,655
It fits,
735
00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,758
and since it's the
only idea on the table,
736
00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:48,992
I say it's a winner.
737
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,395
Start him on doxycycline.
738
00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:54,164
No, wait. I'll do it.
739
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,233
You guys have to go back to the office,
740
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,567
tell me when bubbie's gone.
741
00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:18,955
You a doctor ?
742
00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:20,056
Sure.
743
00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:21,825
You're on new meds.
744
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,860
Go back to sleep.
745
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,130
Am I gonna die ?
746
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:28,532
Well, I hope not,
747
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:31,134
'cause then I'd have
to go back to my office.
748
00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:33,570
Of course, if you do kick it,
749
00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:35,739
then you get to be famous
750
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,407
for another two, maybe three weeks.
751
00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:39,676
They're saying I'm a hero ?
752
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:42,612
Yeah, but, you know, in a few days,
753
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,215
a panda bear will
give birth to triplets,
754
00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:47,350
and we'll all move on.
755
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,719
Oh, I'm sorry. You actually
believe that you are a hero.
756
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:52,322
Should get yourself
some tights and a cape,
757
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:55,559
run around Gotham pulling
babies out of burning buildings.
758
00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:58,261
Maybe you'll keep getting lucky.
759
00:34:58,329 --> 00:35:01,198
You're still the same
guy you were last week.
760
00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:07,671
Hey, um...
761
00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:09,473
How long are you gonna sit there ?
762
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:10,841
Could be hours.
763
00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:14,478
Hiding behind a sick guy...
764
00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:17,314
That's heroic.
765
00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:43,940
I can explain.
766
00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:46,743
Sometimes I mix up my medications.
767
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,578
I don't need you to explain anything.
768
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:52,649
I think we both know that...
769
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:54,985
I owe you an apology.
770
00:35:55,052 --> 00:35:57,153
Say what ?
771
00:35:57,221 --> 00:35:59,856
I don't even remember
going to bed last night.
772
00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:02,792
I must have had too much to drink.
773
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:05,095
I do know I can be difficult.
774
00:36:05,162 --> 00:36:08,198
You were a little bitchy.
775
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,167
In the clinic, you were
a complete schmendrick,
776
00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:13,803
but once you knew I was Lisa's mother,
777
00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:17,040
you held your tongue.
778
00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:18,642
That's because you love her.
779
00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:21,111
I still think you're a pain in the ass
780
00:36:21,178 --> 00:36:23,580
with a God complex,
781
00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:26,449
and I'll kill you if you hurt her,
782
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,285
but I'm glad she has you.
783
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:32,055
We don't have to hug now, do we ?
784
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:34,391
What do you think ?
785
00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,826
I've got a train to catch.
786
00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:39,996
I thought you were staying till Sunday.
787
00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:41,398
I'm coming down with a cold.
788
00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:43,667
Every time I stay with
Lisa or her sister,
789
00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:47,070
one of those rug rats gets me sick.
790
00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:49,339
Children are awful.
791
00:37:03,337 --> 00:37:05,789
Did she have a rash recently ?
792
00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:07,657
No. What's going on ?
793
00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,993
Feverish, itchy ?
794
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,695
No.
795
00:37:15,466 --> 00:37:17,267
What is she doing here anyway ?
796
00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:19,135
It's the middle of the morning.
Shouldn't she be in school ?
797
00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:20,904
I'm keeping her out for a few days.
798
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:23,239
There's been a little
outbreak... chicken pox.
799
00:37:23,307 --> 00:37:26,142
Sorry, but if I let you
finish that sentence,
800
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,711
that would be much less impressive.
801
00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:29,713
Chicken pox is no big deal for kids,
802
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,815
but it's a terrible, horrible,
803
00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:35,919
no-good, very bad
deal for grown-ups.
804
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,654
You think Jack has chicken pox ?
805
00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:39,055
But he doesn't have blisters.
806
00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:40,657
He's not itchy, and Daisy never got it.
807
00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:42,425
I know. Again, that's
why it's so impressive
808
00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:43,827
that I figured it out.
809
00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,763
5% of cases present without blisters.
810
00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:48,098
The kid was just a carrier.
811
00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:51,384
I'm gonna start you on
anti-varicella gamma globulin,
812
00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:53,637
which will save your life.
813
00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:56,873
But it won't make me a hero.
814
00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:13,790
Hey.
815
00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:15,692
How are you feeling ?
816
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,861
Like I'm not gonna die.
817
00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:22,999
I can't wait to take you home.
818
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,937
The guys called.
819
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:31,541
All this press has got
us a couple of new gigs...
820
00:38:31,609 --> 00:38:36,012
just a few more dates,
three weeks, tops.
821
00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:55,598
Three weeks isn't so bad.
822
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,567
It's not three weeks.
823
00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:01,971
It's what he's always
done... just one more tour.
824
00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:03,907
I'm sorry.
825
00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:05,975
Yeah, the pathetic thing is
826
00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:08,244
I let myself believe
that he could change,
827
00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:11,381
he could be this other guy.
828
00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,383
There's nothing worse
than loving someone
829
00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:15,685
who's never going to
stop disappointing you.
830
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,935
Culture confirmed Jack
does have chicken pox.
831
00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:35,004
It just took six hours longer.
832
00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:36,573
Autopsy works too.
833
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,542
Fyi, turns out your hero is a loser.
834
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:40,977
He's going back on the road.
835
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,946
He still risked his life for that woman.
836
00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:44,748
That was impulse. That was easy.
837
00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:46,783
Dealing with family is hard.
838
00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:50,086
Wait, that's another thing I got right.
839
00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:51,488
How many does that make ?
840
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:56,459
And how many for you ?
841
00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:59,763
I'm also kicking your ass at gloating.
842
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:05,769
Hey.
843
00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:07,570
Hi.
844
00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:12,442
I think we should get a divorce.
845
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:20,216
You have feelings for him,
and I can't handle that.
846
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,421
But it's my fault
847
00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:27,423
you needed someone else.
848
00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:30,160
I keep hurting you. We love each other.
849
00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:31,528
I know.
850
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:35,064
But are you happy ?
851
00:40:37,802 --> 00:40:39,736
No.
852
00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:44,407
Then what are we doing ?
853
00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:56,286
You know, you turned out
remarkably close to normal,
854
00:40:56,353 --> 00:40:58,521
considering the genes in play.
855
00:40:58,589 --> 00:40:59,622
Thanks.
856
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:01,457
Here...
857
00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:03,226
In case your mom comes back.
858
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,895
Happy Birthday.
859
00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:12,001
Oh, you are a sweet, sweet man.
860
00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:13,536
You coming over ?
861
00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:15,605
Yes.
862
00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:19,475
Oh, no, I can't.
863
00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:21,044
Wilson.
864
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:23,379
It's, uh, bowling night.
865
00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:26,816
He'll never forgive me if I don't.
866
00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:28,985
Oh, screw it. I'm coming.
867
00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:32,455
No, no, no. I am not gonna
be responsible for that.
868
00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:35,058
You drugged the man.
You go bowling with him.
869
00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,026
Well, my chances of sex
870
00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,495
are considerably lower with Wilson.
871
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,900
Fine.
872
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,573
Hey.
873
00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:51,674
You ready ?
874
00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:54,444
Here's the thing...
875
00:42:08,225 --> 00:42:10,126
# we expected somethin' #
876
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,861
# somethin' better than before #
877
00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:15,932
# we expected somethin' more #
878
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,634
# do you really think #
879
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:20,403
# you can just put it in
a safe behind a painting #
880
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:22,405
# lock it up and leave ? #
881
00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:27,777
# walk away now #
882
00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:30,313
# and you're gonna start a war #
883
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:35,718
Aah !
884
00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:39,822
Aah !
885
00:42:50,701 --> 00:42:52,735
Again, this meeting is about
me and setting my bounds.
886
00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:53,836
Well, it's about me too,
887
00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:55,038
and I have my boundaries, Dina,
888
00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:56,306
and they have clearly been crossed
889
00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:57,874
by you and your entire family.
890
00:42:57,942 --> 00:43:00,076
That's not true.
891
00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:01,945
We all need improvements, Dina,
892
00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:03,446
and I formed my opinion on you. Shh.
893
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,214
No, don't shush me, Dina.
894
00:43:05,282 --> 00:43:07,050
No, I will shush you because
you're not letting me finish.
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