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[mantis] Oh, hello.
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Let me catch you up
with what happened
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previously on Blindspotting.
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[funky music plays]
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Bitch!
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- [whispering]
- Earl!
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I got you a present
for keeping bugs in.
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[Miles] Is your girlfriend
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cheating on you
with her new boyfriend?
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[Earl]
Are you gonna tell Jacque
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you're in love with her?
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Don't let nobody
steal your joy.
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I need to break them up.
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I need to break them up.
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I may have told Cuddie
some disastrous costume advice.
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You a pirate, Pare.
We kill pirates!
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[crowing]
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I say this with love,
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but y'all are hella stubborn
as a family.
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You are not my sister.
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Let's make that 1,000% clear.
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You are my brother's
fucking luggage
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that he dropped off here.
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Mustafa.
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I want you to come back
to Bali, be my wife again.
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[kid] What the fuck is that?
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[Ashley] It's a Thizzly bear.
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And his dad made it
for him in prison.
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Oh, Trish,
you stole these for me?
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- Do those say Oakland?
- Yeah.
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- Ooh, I like these.
- Thank you.
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Fuck, it feels so good
to be out
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doing some normal ass shit,
girl.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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♪ ♪
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[Teena] You think I didn't
see you in there
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kissing that pale-ass nigga?
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Looks like you lost an earring.
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[smooth hip-hop plays]
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[Sean] Oh, no, no, no, no!
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This can't be happening.
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Oh, this is bad.
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We're at a full-scale
red alert!
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The mantises are loose!
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Oh, what are we
gonna do, Thizzly?
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- What are we gonna do?
- [Thizzly roars]
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Mom's gonna kill me.
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Oh.
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[Stunna] What the fuck is that?
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- Bugs!
- [roommate] Bugs everywhere!
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- [roommate] Shoot 'em!
- [all shouting]
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[Freddy] Where are you guys?
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[all shouting]
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[roommate] Oh, shit!
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- It's on your face!
- [grunting]
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- [roommate screams]
- What is this, Bug's Life?
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[all yelling]
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Hey, what the hell
is Meatfest, anyway?
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So Miles' daddy was
a two-timing vegan.
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And to commemorate
cutting his ass off...
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Right.
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Rainey started
Meatfest, a'ight?
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Not a vegetable in the crib.
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I'm talking meat only.
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You feel me? You dig?
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Anyway, that annual tradition
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has been going on for...
27 years?
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[laughs]
Yo, this is a lot of meat.
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- [Freddy] Help me out here.
- [Stunna] Ow! Fuck.
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[roommates screaming]
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Yo, who's is this?
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[Stunna] Oh, shit. Oh, oh! Ooh!
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[Freddy] Wait, she's coming!
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- [roommates shouting]
- [Earl] Oh, hold up.
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Hey, y'all, who know
where this earring is from?
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- [roommate] What?
- [roommate] I don't know.
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[roommate] Who cares?
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Oh, this sexy-ass girl
I hooked up with
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last week at Luka's.
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[Stunna] Ooh, did you hit that?
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[roommate] Fuck yeah, I did.
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- [shouting]
- Bug queen!
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Hey, hey, what she look like?
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Fall back. Fall back.
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She's powering up
her scorpion tail!
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Light-skinned Black girl,
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big curly hair, big booty.
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She has a-a rose tattoo
on her shoulder.
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She told me her name,
but I was hella lit.
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Uh, Amber? Anika? Alexis?
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Ashley. Her name is Ashley.
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- [bomb whistling]
- Fuck!
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[explosion]
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- [laser gunfire]
- [bugs chittering]
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[dramatic music plays]
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[game narrator] Game over.
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[funky music plays]
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[muffled music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey.
- [guest] Hi, Rainey.
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What's that for?
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In this house, Trish is
surrounded by white people
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because of Miles and me.
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So for the holidays,
we decided to cap
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the amount of white people
allowed at Meatfest.
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This year, we're down to six.
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I gotta do more to reduce
the white footprint.
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You do know you're white.
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I already clicked one for me.
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You better click one
for Darrell.
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He's coming, right?
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Yeah, but he's not white.
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He's Chilean-something.
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I'm not dating
another white guy,
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and I'm not going double white
in this neighborhood.
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He looks white to me.
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Why do you think
I call him White Darrell?
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'Cause he's not Black.
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I am not that reductive.
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Wait, wait, Rainey,
you're dating someone new
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and keeping it
a secret from us?
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I've had, like, two dates
with the guy.
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Well, if he looks white,
he reaps all the benefits
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of being white, so guess what.
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He's white.
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And that's a fair point.
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He's not white like me-white.
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Well, show us a picture.
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I can't because my phone
is in the Be Present basket.
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No phones till after dinner.
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Did y'all drop your phones
in that basket?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- All right, keep it simple.
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Does he go to Blondie's
or Fat Slice for pizza?
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And don't think. Just answer.
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- I think Fat Slice.
- He's Black.
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No, he's just not
Blondie's white.
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And Asians go to Blondie's.
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Don't be grouping us
with white people.
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Yellow Peril
supports Black Power.
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Well, bring the Asians
to Fat Slice.
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No, go to Graffiti Pizza.
A Black woman owns that.
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[Marty] Don't be grouping
all us Asians together.
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- I'm Taiwanese.
- Yeah.
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[together] Not to be mistaken
for mainland China.
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I know, babe. [chuckles]
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Does Darrell use a washcloth
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- or a naked bar of soap?
- [Rainey] I don't know.
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I haven't showered
with him yet.
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- [Nancy] Oh.
- Okay.
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[laughter]
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- Ashley!
- [door slams]
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[suspenseful music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[Ashley] Oh, fuck.
No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Mommy! Mommy--
- [Ashley] No! Shh, shh.
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- Shut up. Shut up.
- [Trish grunting]
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Let me go, you bitch!
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Okay! Okay, okay, okay.
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Listen to me.
It's not what you think.
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You fucking ho-ass, trick-ass--
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No, no, no, no, no.
It was nothing.
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Just let me explain.
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Bitch, you cheated
on my brother
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while he is in prison.
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You his wife, Ash!
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Ooh, I cannot wait
to tell everyone.
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- You are fucking done.
- I-I-I just--
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Hey, what up, y'all?
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- [all greeting]
- Spice King and his thang.
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What's good with y'all?
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[person] Hope you got
them hot wings.
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Oh, look, baby,
No Phones Be Present.
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- You dig this?
- [June] I love it.
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Earl, I'm so glad you're here.
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There's a code red emergency.
I need your help.
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Trish is here already?
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I have no idea.
But the bug terrarium broke.
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What?
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I used my mom's Amazon
to buy praying mantis eggs,
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and then they all hatched.
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And then they escaped.
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Oh, shit.
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Meet me in my room.
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You can bring your friend.
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It's not--
she has so much going on--
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What are you waiting for?
Come on.
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[Earl] Okay, I gotta put
this meat in--
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[guest] Hey, what up, E?
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Hey, hey, man, what's up?
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No, I said,
"Why are they bugging me?"
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We didn't say nothing
about no bugs.
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[Ashley] Trish, I'ma need you
just to be quiet, okay?
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And I need you
to keep it between us.
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Oh, do you?
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Well, Earl knows
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because your side meat is
his fucking roommate!
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Now I'm 'bout to tell my mama.
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He is not my fucking side meat!
Fuck!
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I just-I just need you
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to give me a chance
to figure it out, okay?
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I am begging you.
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Fuck you, Ashley.
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We trusted you.
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Ma!
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Fucking Christ.
Just--fine! Fine.
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But if you tell her,
I will tell Jacque
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that you are in love with her
and that you tried
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to sabotage Cuddie.
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[funky music plays
in background]
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♪ ♪
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[scoffs] Wow.
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Wow! Okay.
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Just leave it alone
until after Meatfest, okay?
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And I will tell Rainey myself.
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Trish, you're on duty.
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You know what to do.
White cap is six.
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We're at three now,
including me.
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Is everything all right?
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Yeah, just hungry
for that meat.
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[scoffs]
Ain't that the truth.
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Fuck you,
you lumberjack-looking bitch.
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[whispering]
Fuck you.
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Dumbass fucking bitch.
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[Earl] How could they all
have escaped?
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I'm seven.
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Okay, how many mantises
are we talking about here?
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At least ten.
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But they kept on hatching,
so could be more.
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My God, a whole congregation
of mantises.
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Okay, Sean, we got you.
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[Janelle] I'm off to check
on Sean.
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This is our secret.
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[Janelle] Baby boy.
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Oh, shit, what the--
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oh.
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Hi, Earl.
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- You must be June.
- [June] Mm-hmm.
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I'm Janelle.
It's nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you.
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- No Mustafa?
- [Janelle] Uh, no.
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He had to go back to Bali
to take care of his daughter.
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- My fianc .
- Oh, fianc , not divorc e?
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She said fianc .
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- Future fianc .
- [Earl] Okay, fianc .
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We're just excited
to meet your...
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[both] Future fianc .
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Stop saying fianc !
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Sean's bugs got loose.
Now his ass is on the line.
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- [Sean] Earl!
- Oh!
254
00:08:56,377 --> 00:08:57,977
You told!
255
00:08:58,177 --> 00:09:00,567
Yeah, but we need
all the help we can get.
256
00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,547
I don't know what the hell
you got bugs for, anyway.
257
00:09:02,747 --> 00:09:04,057
Ashley ain't never
heard of a dog?
258
00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:06,087
Just find them before Mom sees.
259
00:09:07,307 --> 00:09:08,797
And boom.
260
00:09:08,997 --> 00:09:10,447
- Oh.
- Oh, nice.
261
00:09:10,647 --> 00:09:12,017
- Now that's good--
- Pace yourself.
262
00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:14,217
Just remember to save room
for the pig.
263
00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:15,917
[Scotty] But he wanted me
to move to Nice,
264
00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:17,547
and I said
that's out of the question.
265
00:09:17,747 --> 00:09:19,377
Oh, my goodness.
266
00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:20,937
- Oh, hey Miss Tammy.
- [Tammy] Hey, baby.
267
00:09:21,137 --> 00:09:22,547
Oh, a teardrop earring
looks good on you, honey.
268
00:09:22,747 --> 00:09:24,117
- [laughs]
- [Tammy] Thank you, sugar!
269
00:09:24,317 --> 00:09:25,817
Oh, there you are.
270
00:09:26,017 --> 00:09:27,947
Oh, God, you look like shit.
271
00:09:28,147 --> 00:09:29,557
[Ashley whimpers]
272
00:09:29,757 --> 00:09:31,947
Oh, okay, uh...
273
00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:34,687
okay, what is wrong?
274
00:09:34,887 --> 00:09:36,647
Uh, excuse me!
275
00:09:36,847 --> 00:09:38,217
- I messed up, okay?
- Okay.
276
00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:39,897
Last week, I went to a bar
and we had drinks
277
00:09:40,097 --> 00:09:40,847
and there was
music and dancing,
278
00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,587
and then I kissed someone.
279
00:09:42,787 --> 00:09:43,877
And it doesn't--
it doesn't mean anything.
280
00:09:44,077 --> 00:09:45,227
But--but Trish found out,
281
00:09:45,427 --> 00:09:46,727
and now she wants
to tell Rainey.
282
00:09:46,927 --> 00:09:47,987
Look, don't worry.
283
00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,797
I kissed two guys
today already.
284
00:09:49,997 --> 00:09:51,357
It's the holidays.
285
00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:54,017
- That's not the same!
- Mm.
286
00:09:54,217 --> 00:09:57,367
Yo, I don't know what this
shit will do to my family.
287
00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:58,977
But I have to do
what's right, right?
288
00:09:59,177 --> 00:10:00,937
Oh God, my heart.
289
00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:03,247
Who's gonna be couple goals
for Cuddie and me now,
290
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,807
Steph and Ayesha?
291
00:10:05,007 --> 00:10:06,467
Girl, you know I can't cook.
292
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:09,927
How are you making this
about Cuddie right now?
293
00:10:10,127 --> 00:10:12,377
I mean, they were
kind of goals, you know?
294
00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:13,777
[Scotty]
Does she have any proof?
295
00:10:13,977 --> 00:10:15,077
Yes, she has
one of my earrings.
296
00:10:15,277 --> 00:10:16,367
So what?
297
00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:17,557
So she has one
and you have one.
298
00:10:17,757 --> 00:10:19,107
They cancel each other out,
299
00:10:19,307 --> 00:10:21,737
like that time I had
a threesome with my ex.
300
00:10:21,937 --> 00:10:23,827
Okay, this-this-
this isn't helping.
301
00:10:24,027 --> 00:10:25,047
Wake up, bitch.
302
00:10:25,247 --> 00:10:26,807
It's your word against hers.
303
00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:28,487
And let's face it,
she is a lot,
304
00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:31,007
like Kirstie Alley on Twitter.
305
00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:32,187
- Have you followed that bitch?
- [Ashley] No.
306
00:10:32,387 --> 00:10:33,797
Honey, she has lost
her damn mind.
307
00:10:33,997 --> 00:10:36,407
She's always lounging
in her pajamas.
308
00:10:36,607 --> 00:10:40,567
Okay, so, um, what- what do
I say, that- that she's lying?
309
00:10:40,757 --> 00:10:42,547
I should just tell, right?
310
00:10:42,737 --> 00:10:44,307
It's my word against hers.
311
00:10:44,507 --> 00:10:46,157
I don't think
that's gonna be enough.
312
00:10:46,357 --> 00:10:47,697
Who else knows?
313
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,117
[Ashley] Earl knows!
314
00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:50,767
Well, what are you doing
talking to me?
315
00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,897
You need to go make sure
he shuts his trap.
316
00:10:53,097 --> 00:10:54,317
Yeah, you- you're right.
Here.
317
00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:55,357
- Oh.
- Here, here, here.
318
00:10:55,557 --> 00:10:56,777
Find Earl. Find Earl. Oh--
319
00:10:56,977 --> 00:10:59,607
And find wine.
Find wine. Find wine.
320
00:10:59,807 --> 00:11:01,407
Rainey, my angel.
321
00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:03,717
Oh, I hate that bitch
so fucking much!
322
00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:05,197
[Scotty]
Can I get some more wine?
323
00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:06,807
[Rainey] I have wine.
324
00:11:07,007 --> 00:11:08,287
[whimpers]
325
00:11:08,487 --> 00:11:10,387
Get your own damn plate, Trish!
326
00:11:13,437 --> 00:11:15,137
All right, Earl, where you at?
327
00:11:15,337 --> 00:11:16,747
Earl.
328
00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:19,647
[Western showdown music plays]
329
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,707
♪ ♪
330
00:11:27,757 --> 00:11:29,147
[mouthing words]
Fuck you.
331
00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:35,027
Trish? I'm Leah.
332
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,157
Sean goes to school
with my son.
333
00:11:36,357 --> 00:11:38,167
Ooh, that's four.
334
00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:39,247
You lucky you here early.
335
00:11:39,447 --> 00:11:40,427
A- actually, can you help?
336
00:11:40,627 --> 00:11:41,997
I have another tray in my car.
337
00:11:42,197 --> 00:11:45,407
Ugh, this--
this is why there's a cap.
338
00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:46,667
Where's your car at,
Miss Daisy?
339
00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:48,077
It's right out front, yeah.
340
00:11:54,037 --> 00:11:55,047
[Earl whispering] Okay.
341
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,007
Oh, wait. Wait.
342
00:11:57,207 --> 00:11:59,037
Don't move. Don't move.
Don't move.
343
00:11:59,227 --> 00:12:02,257
Okay, just-just follow me
right in here.
344
00:12:02,447 --> 00:12:04,977
Oh.
345
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,107
- [Ashley] Earl.
- Oh!
346
00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:08,977
I know you know, Earl.
347
00:12:09,177 --> 00:12:10,437
And just when you think
you have things under control,
348
00:12:10,637 --> 00:12:11,867
boom, this happens.
349
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,107
Things happen.
350
00:12:13,307 --> 00:12:14,327
And I know you know.
351
00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:16,267
And now you know
I know you know.
352
00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:17,767
I don't know anything.
353
00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,287
I know who your roommate is.
354
00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:20,897
- Oh!
- I fucked up.
355
00:12:21,097 --> 00:12:22,537
But it's not
what you think it is,
356
00:12:22,737 --> 00:12:24,517
so I'ma need you to keep it
to yourself for a day.
357
00:12:24,717 --> 00:12:27,037
No worries. I'm- I'm a vault.
358
00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:29,517
They call me vo te suisse.
359
00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:30,647
Okay?
360
00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:34,287
It's French for Swiss vault.
361
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,487
Okay, well,
this is English for "Shh!"
362
00:12:36,677 --> 00:12:37,877
- Please.
- Okay.
363
00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:40,657
- S'il vous pla t.
- Okay.
364
00:12:40,857 --> 00:12:43,527
[both laughing forcefully]
365
00:12:46,357 --> 00:12:49,187
[chuckling] All right.
366
00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:52,307
[whispering]
Oh, baby, my sweet.
367
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:55,277
We almost got caught. Oh.
368
00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:03,527
[tense music plays]
369
00:13:03,727 --> 00:13:06,587
♪ ♪
370
00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:17,567
[exhales]
371
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:20,007
You're cute,
like a little alien.
372
00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:21,067
- [Trish] Earl.
- Oh! Oh!
373
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,007
Gotta get out this hallway.
374
00:13:23,207 --> 00:13:25,137
I need you to come help me
tell my mom about Ashley now,
375
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:26,707
'cause a nigga needs a witness.
376
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,647
What? No.
This is between you two.
377
00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:30,317
Did Ashley get to you?
378
00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:32,277
Are you really on her side
with this bullshit?
379
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:33,927
No, I'm not on any side
of anything.
380
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,537
I'm-I'm Switzerland.
381
00:13:35,737 --> 00:13:36,757
Nigga, fuck Switzerland.
382
00:13:36,957 --> 00:13:38,477
Look, all I know is hearsay.
383
00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:39,807
Okay, I heard nothing.
I know nothing.
384
00:13:40,007 --> 00:13:41,377
I saw a earring.
I seen so many earrings.
385
00:13:41,577 --> 00:13:43,487
You have earrings on right now.
386
00:13:43,687 --> 00:13:44,917
Why the fuck
you covering up your cup for?
387
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,597
You think
I'ma fucking poison you?
388
00:13:46,797 --> 00:13:49,907
This just how I--a drink
that I've been drinking
389
00:13:50,107 --> 00:13:52,767
that is a drink...
that I drink.
390
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,897
It's good etiquette at a party
to cover your drink.
391
00:13:58,507 --> 00:14:01,947
Silence is violence, Earl.
392
00:14:03,557 --> 00:14:06,337
Silence is violence.
393
00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:09,007
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
394
00:14:09,207 --> 00:14:11,207
Yeah.
395
00:14:11,407 --> 00:14:12,797
You- you talkin' and you being
vi--
396
00:14:12,997 --> 00:14:14,257
Silence is
motherfuckin' violence.
397
00:14:14,457 --> 00:14:15,397
[Earl] Oh, okay.
398
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,107
[clears throat]
399
00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:26,227
Yep, just in the hallway
drinking.
400
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,917
[whispering]
June, talk to him. Talk to him.
401
00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:31,767
Wow, where did you get those
little-little micro links?
402
00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:33,907
Well, you know what?
Enjoy that.
403
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,207
- Ah! Okay.
- Here you go.
404
00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:38,237
Where'd you meet this guy?
405
00:14:38,437 --> 00:14:39,977
Gilroy Garlic Festival.
406
00:14:40,177 --> 00:14:42,067
[Dauntes] White as cocaine.
407
00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:43,697
[Nancy]
Hey, I go there every year.
408
00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:46,657
They got one hell of a sorbet.
Garlic Sherb.
409
00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:48,467
Ooh, does he check out
them thick-ass mannequins
410
00:14:48,657 --> 00:14:49,877
at Eastmont Mall?
411
00:14:50,077 --> 00:14:51,247
I don't know.
Should I take him?
412
00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:52,267
Has he been
to Sweet Jimmy's yet?
413
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,167
Now, that's a dead giveaway.
414
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,017
Does he know any of those
commercials off of Soul Beat?
415
00:14:56,217 --> 00:14:57,927
Ask him if he knows
what a chitloaf is.
416
00:14:58,127 --> 00:14:59,607
You ask him when he gets here.
417
00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:01,647
How am I supposed to know
all this off two dates?
418
00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,937
- It's a loaf of chitlins.
- [laughter]
419
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,457
Tried to get that commercial
out of my mind,
420
00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:08,327
but I can't,
even after all this time.
421
00:15:08,527 --> 00:15:10,417
- Mm-mm.
- Shoot, Darrell's late.
422
00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:11,807
He's supposed to bring ice.
423
00:15:12,007 --> 00:15:12,937
[Dauntes] Ooh.
424
00:15:14,677 --> 00:15:17,577
Not to bat against my own team,
but the brother is late.
425
00:15:17,777 --> 00:15:19,187
[Rainey] I didn't say
he was Black.
426
00:15:19,387 --> 00:15:21,127
I said I really,
really, really, really
427
00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:22,897
don't think he's white.
428
00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:26,287
- Oh, he white.
- [Marty] Mm-hmm.
429
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:28,157
- [Dauntes chuckling]
- As soy milk.
430
00:15:28,357 --> 00:15:29,767
As the Ultimate Frisbee team.
431
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,827
St. Patrick's Day parade.
432
00:15:32,027 --> 00:15:33,547
As a ayahuasca trip to Bali.
433
00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:34,617
Shit, rice.
434
00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:35,707
The Olsen twins.
435
00:15:35,907 --> 00:15:37,947
[laughter]
436
00:15:38,147 --> 00:15:39,887
[Sean] You've got this.
It's okay.
437
00:15:40,087 --> 00:15:41,577
Come on, Petunia.
438
00:15:41,777 --> 00:15:43,187
Come on. Come on.
439
00:15:43,387 --> 00:15:45,847
It's okay. You can trust me.
Come on.
440
00:15:46,047 --> 00:15:47,417
Let's get you
in your little home.
441
00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:49,017
There you go.
442
00:15:50,757 --> 00:15:52,957
[Monophonics'
"La La La Love Me" playing]
443
00:15:53,157 --> 00:15:54,507
[mimics gun cocking]
444
00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:56,637
Locked and loaded.
445
00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:58,747
We did it, Thizzly.
Just a few more to go.
446
00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:01,907
♪ ♪
447
00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,707
Whoo! I'm the mantis king!
448
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:07,597
♪ ♪
449
00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:09,917
[singer]
♪ Sitting in the dark ♪
450
00:16:10,117 --> 00:16:13,137
[clearing throat]
451
00:16:13,337 --> 00:16:16,217
Nancy! Nancy. Nance.
452
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,267
I have a situation.
453
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,147
Oh, Lord. What now?
454
00:16:22,337 --> 00:16:25,707
Ashley may have
455
00:16:25,907 --> 00:16:27,847
stepped out on Miles
with my roommate.
456
00:16:28,047 --> 00:16:29,587
Now, she says it was nothing,
and I believe her.
457
00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:31,887
But who cares what I believe
'cause Trish found out
458
00:16:32,087 --> 00:16:34,717
and went crazy and says
she wanna go to Rainey with it.
459
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,067
Ashley's asked me
not to say anything,
460
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,137
but Trish isn't having it.
461
00:16:37,337 --> 00:16:38,397
They both coming for me.
462
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,297
And I keep saying,
"Hey, I'm Swiss!
463
00:16:41,487 --> 00:16:45,467
Like good cheese
and chocolate."
464
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,997
And I got a lot of things
that I'm juggling
465
00:16:47,197 --> 00:16:49,217
I'm not even telling--oh!
466
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,907
I felt that on the other side.
467
00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:52,607
I can't believe you're putting
all this on my plate
468
00:16:52,807 --> 00:16:55,607
when I got all this
on my plate.
469
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,377
I'll handle it. Don't do shit.
470
00:16:58,577 --> 00:17:01,387
♪ ♪
471
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,167
What the fuck?
472
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:07,217
♪ ♪
473
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:13,407
She-she couldn't
hear me, right?
474
00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:15,807
Ah, I was using
my whisper voice.
475
00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:17,197
[Janelle]
Get your ass in there.
476
00:17:17,397 --> 00:17:20,027
Ow! Ow!
477
00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:22,767
Bitch, are you serious?
You cheated on Miles?
478
00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:24,027
Who told you that?
479
00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:25,797
Earl told my mama.
480
00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:27,857
How the fuck you gon'
tell him before you tell me?
481
00:17:28,057 --> 00:17:29,947
Oh, fuck, it's spreading.
482
00:17:30,147 --> 00:17:31,847
First of all, it meant nothing.
483
00:17:32,037 --> 00:17:33,997
And I didn't tell anyone.
He found out.
484
00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:35,297
Fuck.
485
00:17:39,297 --> 00:17:42,657
Ash, you know I get it, okay?
486
00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:44,097
But you gon' have
to tell Rainey
487
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,877
before anybody else does.
488
00:17:46,077 --> 00:17:48,667
Tell her I kissed another man
at fucking Meatfest,
489
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,227
the very festival
she created to spite
490
00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:52,237
a man who cheated on her?
491
00:17:52,427 --> 00:17:53,947
Oh, yeah,
Rainey don't play that.
492
00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:55,017
- Mm.
- [knocking]
493
00:17:55,217 --> 00:17:56,197
Occupied!
494
00:17:56,397 --> 00:17:57,197
Okay, take your time.
495
00:17:57,397 --> 00:17:58,677
I'll go upstairs.
496
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,787
Mommy, Mommy,
do you have a second?
497
00:18:00,987 --> 00:18:02,587
Yes, baby. What is it?
498
00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:04,747
Mom, I need
to tell you some real--
499
00:18:04,947 --> 00:18:06,637
[Nancy] Trish, can I talk
to you for a second?
500
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:08,157
- Okay, wait, wait, one sec.
- I'll be right back.
501
00:18:08,357 --> 00:18:10,647
- I just have to pee.
- Mom.
502
00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:12,667
You keep that Ashley shit
to yourself.
503
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,537
Don't tell your mama
or anybody else.
504
00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:16,297
Why?
505
00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:20,067
Everybody deserves to know
what a scammer Ashley is.
506
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,267
Whatever happened to all that
ride or die loyalty bullshit
507
00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:23,657
she be talking about?
508
00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:25,527
I understand
where you coming from.
509
00:18:25,727 --> 00:18:27,487
But be honest with yourself.
510
00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:29,987
Are you trying to help Miles
or just hurt Ashley?
511
00:18:30,187 --> 00:18:33,017
Hmm? What are you up to?
512
00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:34,577
[Jennifer] Hey, Janelle.
513
00:18:34,777 --> 00:18:35,667
Girl, shut the fuck up.
We're on a mission.
514
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,237
Go, go, go, hurry up, hurry up.
515
00:18:37,437 --> 00:18:38,887
Hi, Trish.
516
00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:40,167
Hey, girl.
517
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,237
I brought bone broth.
518
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:43,417
Great.
519
00:18:43,617 --> 00:18:45,197
Okay, that's five whites.
520
00:18:45,397 --> 00:18:47,627
- One spot to go.
- [clicks]
521
00:18:48,937 --> 00:18:50,247
Bone broth.
522
00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:52,727
[Janelle] Now, see,
if my Mustafa was here,
523
00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:54,147
he would have captured
all of these
524
00:18:54,337 --> 00:18:55,837
in under 30 seconds flat.
525
00:18:56,037 --> 00:18:57,167
Did I mention his judo skills?
526
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,187
Not in the last five minutes.
527
00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:02,517
When do we get to meet
the magical Mustafa, anyway?
528
00:19:02,717 --> 00:19:05,607
Well, maybe you can
come visit us.
529
00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:07,307
[June] Oh, yes, I love Bali.
530
00:19:07,507 --> 00:19:08,617
You're moving back to Bali
with Prince Charming?
531
00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:10,567
Shh! Shh! Dang, Earl.
532
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:11,837
It's still a secret, a'ight?
533
00:19:12,037 --> 00:19:13,357
I ain't told Ash yet.
534
00:19:13,557 --> 00:19:16,927
Okay, but now the vault
is closed.
535
00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:18,367
No more secrets.
536
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,577
- All right.
- Okay.
537
00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:22,737
Man, this little critter
really like you.
538
00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:24,997
[Rainey] Make way! Make way.
539
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:28,347
[all cheering]
540
00:19:28,547 --> 00:19:30,587
[guest] Wonderful.
541
00:19:30,787 --> 00:19:33,007
That's a pig pig, ain't it?
542
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:37,117
Talk about high on the hog.
[laughing]
543
00:19:37,317 --> 00:19:39,337
You know,
it's a saying for a reason.
544
00:19:39,537 --> 00:19:41,337
Speech, my lady, speech.
545
00:19:41,537 --> 00:19:44,427
- Oh! Oh! Speech!
- [all cheering]
546
00:19:44,627 --> 00:19:47,087
This Meatfest could not have
come at a better time.
547
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,237
I needed this so badly.
548
00:19:49,437 --> 00:19:52,547
I'm so glad to have
all of you in our home.
549
00:19:52,747 --> 00:19:53,837
[guest] Aww.
550
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,467
Ah, perfect timing.
551
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,377
Everybody, this is Darrell.
552
00:19:57,577 --> 00:19:59,357
[Darrell] I did not know
what to wear to Meatfest,
553
00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:03,277
from the shoes and my fit
all the way up to the do.
554
00:20:03,477 --> 00:20:05,847
I was just--
so I'm so sorry I'm late.
555
00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:07,167
I didn't know
what to do with my dog
556
00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:08,387
because he gets
separation anxiety.
557
00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:09,757
[all] Hmm.
558
00:20:09,957 --> 00:20:11,137
[Darrell]
But you would love him.
559
00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:12,027
Chauncey is
the world's sweetest pit.
560
00:20:12,227 --> 00:20:14,637
[crowd mumbling]
561
00:20:14,837 --> 00:20:17,897
Luckily, my cousin Meredith,
she came over to sit with him.
562
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:19,617
But then driving over here,
I got pulled over.
563
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:21,117
[all mumbling]
564
00:20:21,317 --> 00:20:22,337
Thank goodness I knew the cop.
565
00:20:22,537 --> 00:20:23,597
[all muttering]
566
00:20:23,797 --> 00:20:25,037
'Cause he pulled me over
last week.
567
00:20:25,237 --> 00:20:26,647
- [crowd] Ah!
- [Darrell] So I pulled out
568
00:20:26,847 --> 00:20:28,517
my "friends and family
of a cop" badge again,
569
00:20:28,717 --> 00:20:29,997
and he let me go.
570
00:20:30,197 --> 00:20:31,997
- [all chattering]
- It works every time.
571
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,457
Okay, we have reached
audacity of the Caucacity
572
00:20:34,657 --> 00:20:36,177
in the white capacity, y'all.
573
00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:37,437
- [guest] Yes.
- [all muttering]
574
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,657
- That's a shame.
- Yeah.
575
00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:39,857
I know that dude,
White Darrell.
576
00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:41,637
That nigga hella Mexican.
577
00:20:41,837 --> 00:20:43,447
[Rainey] All right, all right,
where was I?
578
00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:46,837
Well, you all have been there
for me when I needed you.
579
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,587
And more than that,
you've been there
580
00:20:48,787 --> 00:20:51,367
when I've shut my blinds
and tried to hide.
581
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,457
When I was too proud
or scared to ask,
582
00:20:53,657 --> 00:20:58,027
you have always been
a constant support.
583
00:20:58,227 --> 00:21:00,967
And I can trust you
to be honest with me,
584
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:02,667
even when the truth hurts.
585
00:21:02,857 --> 00:21:05,377
And that, my friends,
is loyalty.
586
00:21:05,577 --> 00:21:07,407
You are my chosen family.
587
00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:09,147
[Janelle] Aww.
588
00:21:09,347 --> 00:21:10,757
- [Rainey] To Meatfest!
- [Earl] To Meatfest!
589
00:21:10,957 --> 00:21:13,557
[all cheering]
590
00:21:16,337 --> 00:21:18,267
All right, now where
do we start with this?
591
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:22,097
[indistinct chatter]
592
00:21:22,297 --> 00:21:24,697
- You okay?
- I'm far from okay.
593
00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:30,277
Mm-mm-mm.
594
00:21:30,477 --> 00:21:32,867
Always the thirsty bitch.
595
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,737
Lap it up, poor baby dumb-dumb.
596
00:21:34,937 --> 00:21:36,827
Trish, just back the fuck off.
597
00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:38,677
Oh.
Oh, no, no, don't talk to me.
598
00:21:38,877 --> 00:21:39,977
Talk to the judge
in divorce court.
599
00:21:40,177 --> 00:21:41,597
Now's not the time.
600
00:21:41,787 --> 00:21:43,157
Y'all need to get your asses
back in there.
601
00:21:43,357 --> 00:21:45,377
Ooh, I should really
whoop your ass
602
00:21:45,577 --> 00:21:46,617
right here
in front of everybody.
603
00:21:46,817 --> 00:21:48,077
Calm down, Trish.
604
00:21:48,277 --> 00:21:49,427
Don't fucking tell me
to calm down!
605
00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:50,427
- [Nancy] Excuse me?
- [Janelle] Hey!
606
00:21:50,627 --> 00:21:51,867
Oh, why is everyone in here?
607
00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,547
Is it something I said?
608
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,347
Earl.
609
00:22:00,547 --> 00:22:01,877
Don't look at me.
610
00:22:02,077 --> 00:22:03,827
I'm-I'm Switzerland.
611
00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:08,687
Oh. Huh?
612
00:22:08,887 --> 00:22:10,837
You?
613
00:22:11,037 --> 00:22:15,627
Earl? Janelle? Nancy? No?
614
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:17,697
None of y'all, hmm?
615
00:22:17,897 --> 00:22:20,017
Okay, you know what? Fuck it.
616
00:22:20,217 --> 00:22:22,217
I cannot do this shit anymore.
617
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,767
No more secrets.
618
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,007
Mommy,
619
00:22:26,207 --> 00:22:28,967
Ashley done fucked around
on Miles,
620
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:31,937
and everybody here knows
but you.
621
00:22:37,027 --> 00:22:39,997
Jacque, I am in love with you.
622
00:22:40,197 --> 00:22:42,127
And I tried
to break you and Cuddie up
623
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,697
by telling P-Lo to tell him
to wear a pirate costume.
624
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,437
- [scoffs]
- Sabotage.
625
00:22:46,637 --> 00:22:49,307
Uh, I have some good news.
626
00:22:49,507 --> 00:22:52,187
Um, I'm moving back to Bali.
627
00:22:52,387 --> 00:22:53,707
Hold on. What?
628
00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:56,187
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
629
00:22:56,387 --> 00:22:57,787
Go back.
630
00:22:59,617 --> 00:23:02,197
Ashley, that's not true, is it?
631
00:23:02,397 --> 00:23:04,757
I don't--um...
632
00:23:09,977 --> 00:23:12,137
I'm sorry.
633
00:23:12,337 --> 00:23:16,767
I'm so sorry.
There's um... no excuse.
634
00:23:20,157 --> 00:23:22,907
Rainey, I just miss him
so much.
635
00:23:23,107 --> 00:23:25,117
[Rainey]
Are you fucking kidding me?
636
00:23:27,737 --> 00:23:32,477
I-I just wanted
a bit of normal again.
637
00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:37,357
I've just been having
a really hard time.
638
00:23:37,557 --> 00:23:40,297
And it's not
anyone else's problem,
639
00:23:40,497 --> 00:23:42,797
so I just stuff it down.
640
00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:44,457
But it's gotten worse,
641
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,497
and I- I don't feel
like myself anymore.
642
00:23:46,697 --> 00:23:49,897
I just--I got drunk,
643
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,117
and some guy was being
really nice to me,
644
00:23:52,317 --> 00:23:56,017
and... it was so stupid.
645
00:23:58,367 --> 00:23:59,927
And I'll tell Miles myself.
646
00:24:00,127 --> 00:24:03,287
Just- just please, at least
let me tell him myself.
647
00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:07,037
[Miles] Well, you just did.
648
00:24:13,347 --> 00:24:15,137
[Trish] Oh, shit.
649
00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:17,737
My brother done
broke out of jail.
650
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:25,777
I tried to call.
651
00:24:25,977 --> 00:24:29,357
But there's no phones
at Meatfest, so...
652
00:24:31,407 --> 00:24:33,267
[Sean] Come on, Thizzly.
We did it.
653
00:24:33,467 --> 00:24:35,377
We got the praying mantises!
654
00:24:35,577 --> 00:24:37,027
Dad!
655
00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,927
[soft music playing]
656
00:24:40,117 --> 00:24:40,947
♪ ♪
657
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,617
[grunts]
658
00:24:42,817 --> 00:24:46,477
[laughing]
659
00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,237
[Sean] I missed you.
660
00:24:48,437 --> 00:24:51,247
♪ ♪
661
00:25:00,777 --> 00:25:03,187
[Trish] Fuck.
662
00:25:03,387 --> 00:25:05,147
We are at white capacity.
663
00:25:05,347 --> 00:25:06,627
Darrell, I will
make you a plate,
664
00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:07,647
but you gotta go.
665
00:25:07,847 --> 00:25:09,277
- Okay.
- [clicks]
666
00:25:09,477 --> 00:25:13,417
[SOB x RBE's
"Onna Gang" playing]
667
00:25:13,607 --> 00:25:15,367
[DaBoii] Shit, I'ma name
this shit "Onna Gang," nigga,
668
00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:17,417
'cause, nigga,
everything I'm saying, nigga,
669
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,177
that's on gang, nigga.
670
00:25:20,377 --> 00:25:21,837
♪ Just cause you got
Ya ass a gun ♪
671
00:25:22,037 --> 00:25:23,747
♪ That don't make you
A gangster ♪
672
00:25:23,947 --> 00:25:25,447
♪ Ol' badass lil boy
I'll give you a spanking ♪
673
00:25:25,647 --> 00:25:26,747
♪ I know some niggas
Want me dead ♪
674
00:25:26,947 --> 00:25:28,447
♪ I be keeping 'em patient ♪
675
00:25:28,647 --> 00:25:29,797
♪ Keep taking pictures
With all them hammers ♪
676
00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:31,317
♪ Ain't beating no cases ♪
677
00:25:31,517 --> 00:25:32,667
♪ Load the clips up
With gloves ♪
678
00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:34,887
♪ I ain't leaving no traces ♪
679
00:25:35,087 --> 00:25:36,327
♪ I'll leave up out this Earth
before leaving a statement ♪
680
00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:38,027
♪ Fuck with us
Yeah, just know ♪
681
00:25:38,227 --> 00:25:39,987
♪ That you beefing
With Haitians ♪
682
00:25:40,187 --> 00:25:41,767
♪ We ride around with baby K's
On a special occasion ♪
683
00:25:41,967 --> 00:25:44,117
♪ Li'l bitch, I'm a dog
But a lion at heart ♪
684
00:25:44,317 --> 00:25:45,427
♪ You know that shit
Gon' come to light ♪
685
00:25:45,617 --> 00:25:46,987
♪ You can't hide in the dark ♪
686
00:25:47,187 --> 00:25:48,247
♪ And you can't get up
In this whip ♪
687
00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:50,037
♪ Catch you riding a bar ♪
688
00:25:50,237 --> 00:25:51,297
♪ And you don't mean
Shit you tweet ♪
689
00:25:51,497 --> 00:25:53,257
♪ But be typing it hard ♪
690
00:25:53,457 --> 00:25:54,907
♪ And every time I hit a bitch
It be from behind ♪
691
00:25:55,107 --> 00:25:56,307
♪ When they had me
In that cell ♪
692
00:25:56,507 --> 00:25:58,307
♪ I was beefing with time ♪
693
00:25:58,507 --> 00:26:00,527
♪ Nah, nigga, I don't rap
I'm just speaking my mind ♪
694
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,787
♪ DaBoii for president, bitch
I'm freeing the guys ♪
695
00:26:02,987 --> 00:26:04,097
♪ Keep on talking
Out your neck ♪
696
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:05,747
♪ That shit funny as fuck ♪
697
00:26:05,947 --> 00:26:06,877
♪ I'm finna pull up
On your sister ♪
698
00:26:07,077 --> 00:26:08,617
♪ And bust me a nut ♪
699
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,747
♪ I'm not familiar
With no manners ♪
700
00:26:09,947 --> 00:26:10,807
♪ Or no home training ♪
701
00:26:10,857 --> 00:26:15,407
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