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(male voice)
Class of 199-fucking-9!

(male voice)
Come on, we gotta
party like It's 1999!

(female voice)
I just don't
understand anything.

(male voice)
I don't wanna
face those people.

(male voice)
Only you know
what you want.

(female voice)
I'm stuck with this routine.

It's the last day
of school forever.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Come on, wake up, Julia.

Hm.

Today is the beginning
of the end and the end
of the beginning.

And you don't
wanna be late for it.

You always say that.

[Alarm clock going off]

[Sighs and knocks]

Angie.

Angie. It's time
to wake up.

It's your last day
In middle school.

You know what
your counselor said.

You won't be
able to finish
junior high school

If you miss
one more half day.

[Sings]
Little Angie

Get the fuck out of here!

Unbelievable.

Hm.

[Music]

[Camera clicks]

I wrote a new
song last night.

Sweet.

We can
practice it later.

H m.

You want
some of this? Huh?

[Honks]

Last day
of school! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

[Loud thud and laughter]

(Bailey)
The car,
what the hell.

(Stephen)
Fuck you both.

(Clifford)
Oh, nice nighty.

I'll see you later.

[Thumps on seat while humming]

Shit. Shit!

What's up, ass fuck?

Come on. Come on.

More. More. More!

[Coughs]

Oh. God.

What's wrong
with you?

Wow!

[Softer music]

I don't even
remember when
I actually ever decided

Brown was
where I wanted
to got to college.

God. Rhode Island.
I'm not gonna know
a single soul.

Man, you know, even
if Brown does suck,

at least you're
experiencing some place new.

I mean, I was
looking at this
brochure the other day,

for NYU and my mom
started flipping out

saying that New York
was all about sex and drugs

and I wanted to be,
like, you know what?

I'm not a virgin.
I already have a tattoo

and I do
a ton of drugs here.

[Giggles]

Oh, God.

[Soft music]

[Walla]

[Camera clicks]

(Eddie)
I'm gonna be real
famous some day.

Watch!

[Brakes]

[Honks]

Stacy.

Stacey, you forgot
your lunch. Stacey.

Stacey. Stacey.

Mom. Stop saying
my name so much.

You forgot your lunch.

Stacey. [chuckles]

Hi, Mrs. Cherry.

Hello, Julia.
Hi. Say hello,
Sockets. [dog grumbles]

Yeah. Your
dog hates you.

So you guys
are ready for
summer? [chuckles]

Mom.

Has Stacey
been smoking any of
the funny stuff, huh?

Mom. Go in the
house, now. Okay? Bye.

Bye. Say Bye-bye.

Bye. Mom.

[Dog barks]

Oh my God.
My mom is so insane.

[Chuckles] I
wouldn't complain,

your boyfriend lives
in your basement

for a year now? And
she still has no clue.

What was I
supposed to do? His
grandmother kicked him out.

I'm just saying I
can't believe she still
hasn't figured it out.

Well my mom choses
what she wants to know and
what she doesn't want to know.

Hm. Kinda like, you.

Hey, Dylan might
treat me like crap

but he's not cheating on me.
And if he cheated on me,
then I would dump him.

Let's not talk about it.

[Chuckles softly]

Don't do it.

[Chuckles] What?

[Roars off]

Julia, don't.
Come on.

[Honks insistently
and chuckles]

This isn't
funny You're
gonna hurt our friend.

Ahhh!

(Stacey)
There she goes.

Hey, ugly.

Ha, ha, ha.
You're such an ass.

[Chuckles]
Oh, I know. Come
on, shut up and get in.

(Stacey)
I love you.

I hate you.

I know,
I know.

[Chuckles] So you
guys are coming to
my pep rally later, right?

Yeah. About that... Nah.

Stop it.
You are coming.

(Julia)
Class of '99.
The sons of bitches.

(Stacey)
I can't
believe that we
are officlally seniors.

Like, next year
that's gonna be out last
year. How crazy is that?

Another whole year
until we actually
get out of this place.

Exactly.

In the meantime we
can still get really,
really, really wasted.

Oh my God.
You're such
a cheerleader.

[Bell]

Good morning to you.

I hope this
very reliable
tardiness habit of yours

will not be
continuing into
the next year.

High school is
just one mind In
a whole lot of bodies.

And I know how
that mind thinks.

[Cracks his neck]
So keep that in mind.

[Clears his throat]

[Chuckles]

What Is our
purpose? Our meaning?

Why are we all
here and what are we
each supposed to do?

Is there some
predetermined plan

driving all
the decisions
that we make,

or are we ourselves
making our choices

based on our
own free wills?

These mental
thoughts are
liminal phases.

Childhood Is about magic,

but teen Is about mystery.

[Chuckles] It is the
time when the world
suddenly gets closer

and the colors get brighter.

Rules seem
ready to be broken.

You all may have
different problems.

But It Is the same problem.

You got to figure
out what you want.

[Hip hop music]

[Coughs]

Sorry, so, Mod,
are you listening to
anything I'm saying? Mod!

Mod I

You look like
a mangloid baby.

Here.

What's a mangled In baby?

Just... Just...

[chuckles] Weirdo.

Mom give you
lunch money?

Yeah [coughs] Yeah.

I gotta, I gotta
ask you for a favor
I need you to, uh...

I need you to... Uh...

I need you to
sell. All of this.

I need you to sell
everything in there.
Yeah? Is that cool?

It's my last
day at school, man.

It's your last
day at school?

Yeah. Before summer.

You mean you're
like leaving for
college or something...

No, man. I'm a Junior.

Oh, good. Uh...

There's a big
ass party tonight.

Really? Where?

I don't have a
fucking clue. [laughs]

Here.

Peace out.

Smoke that weed, bitch.

[Sneakers squeak]

What It Is the
never ending equation

otherwise known as chaos?

Chaos theory Is
really about finding
the underlying order

apparently random things

Mod.

Speaking In...

[whispers]
You're in
the wrong class.

That the entire
human world might be...

What's up, Sylvia?

Which states
that we are all part

of some greater order.

Mod.

[Sighs]

(male voice)
A w, come on.

You girls
want some weed?

You've all played
dominoes. When you topple one

the others fall
In sult. This would
be an Isolated system

except for the
fact that something
outside the system

Yeah, Mod.

He didn't take a hall pass.

Oh, he's got
a permanent note,
Mr. Shapiro.

You know, for AD H D.

He'd better not miss
my frigging pep really.

Don't forget it.
It's during last period.

Okay.

I will be tumbling.

[Chuckles]

I just want to
remind everybody
of the pep rally.

(male voice)
Oh, great.

The spirit
is important.

I don't want to
see one empty seat.

(male voice)
Pull your skirt up!

So, you
should all come.

Okay?

(Mr. Shapiro)
In the larger systems...

[laughter]

You'd better run, bitch.

[Laughs]

[Busts door open]
I gotta shit.

Oh, yeah.

What's up, babe?

How are you doing?

How you doing
son? Hey, hey.

Why don't
you come to our
show tonight? Huh?

Come on, we gotta go.
Gotta run. And just go.

Ah! [laughs and yells]

(Clifford)
Jesus.

See you.

[Bell rings]

[Walla]

[Music]

Hey.

What's up. Hey.

[Chuckles]
You suck.

Hey. Uh!

Dude, remember that
time that I got so wasted

that I pissed
on your sock drawer?

And I didn't tell
you about it for like
three months or something.

Okay. You
better just come
to my pep rally.

(Dawn)
HI, guys.

(Brianne)
Guess what?
The Banks have shrooms.

Hey, I told
her that.

Oh my God, we
should totally trip
our faces off later.

Yeah.

How much
do they have?

See what
you've done to
her? N ice work.

Hanky, have
you seen Pete?

Uh, okay, you're
lame, he's your
boyfriend, after all.

No, you're lame.
Your name is Hanky.

Alright,
I'm leaving.

I'll see
you later.

Are you going
to get wasted?

No, I'm going to
Pete's house and drag
his lazy ass out of bed.

Don't you dare
miss my pep rally!

[Meow]

Wake up.

Hm. Come here.

[Moans]

Get up. No!
I'm serious.

[Kissing]

I'm serious.
I'm serious,
dude. Just get up.

You act like
there's a reason
for me to get up.

[Kissing sound]

It's a nice
thing to say to me.

Do you not get it?
This is embarrassing.

Just because you're
not graduating today
doesn't mean it's forever.

Stop it.

Stop it and get
up. I'm begging you for
the millionth morning, please.

Come and help
me pick out a shirt.

[Sighs]

[Tingling sounds]

[Moans]

Don't.

You know what?
I-- I really can't go.

What? I just drove
all the way down here and
waited while you got ready.

Whatever. The only
reason you come here
is to get me out of bed.

You act like
that's a bad reason.

I just wish it
wasn't the only one.

Oh my God.
You're ridiculous.

Are you coming
with me or not?

Maybe I'll see
you later tonight.

[Crashing sound]

[Electronic music]

[Louder electronic
music and cheering]

(male voice)
Who-hoo. Stacey
Is the girl I

[crowd cheers]

[Bell rings and
loud rock music]

Shot gun!

Pick me up
when you
get pot, okay?

Brianne, I have pot.

I thought we
were getting
the mushrooms.

I'll see you later.

You did good out there.

Thanks, I
wish more than ten
people came, but thanks.

Okay. Where do
we go from here?

Where did Brianne go?

Can you take me home?

What? Summer
just started. I
can't believe this.

What? I just
have to change.
I'll be right back.

You still have
boring old me, Dawn.

[Honking]

Hey, guys.

The Banks
have mushrooms.

Yeah, Brianne
already told me.

Of course she did.

[Chuckles]

That was the last
time I shared.

I was so
proud of myself I
fucked my brother, man.

I'm serious, fuck him,
dude, he's probably got 20
left and he's the fucking sell.

Hey.

Huh? Hey.
Hey, Mod.

Ah!

What?

Help.

Sorry you had to wait.

Had to handle, uh,
some business. Fuck!

Take care
of business.
What business?

That business.
You just witnessed my
fucking business. Okay?

For your
fucking Information,
I sold all my weed.

Did you sell yours?
I don't fucking think so.

You're so
special to me.

Stop touching me
and shit, man. I'm jumpy
right now. Just fuck out.

Yeah, I need to
smoke some weed.

So is Dylan downstairs?

Yes.

Yeah, tell that
asshole I said hi.

Bye, guys.

Hey.

Oh, watch this.

(Dylan)
Look up.

(Dylan)
It took me
all day to do that.

I can't wait to
get drunk tonight.

It's not fair, you know,
I have to go to school

and you get to
sit in here and do
what you want all day.

Tell me again
why suspension
Is such a bad thing.

Because I sit
down here alone all day
waiting for your fine ass.

And I'm starving.

Why don't you
just make yourself
a sandwich upstairs?

'Cause I'm lazy
and I knew you'd
be home soon.

Dylan.

My mom might
be home any minute.

She ain't never
been a problem before.

You know what
this kid said?

I'm telling you, man,
butts are the new boobs
Trust me. I know.

Now that I'm in high
school I'm gonna go get
me a nice big Freshman...

Yeah. Freshman.

Hey, Riley,
what's popping?

You all know Riley?
Riley's a sophomore.

First of all,
you sound like a
complete fucking tool.

And second, fuck a
freshman, you know?

Talking about the
seniors. So get back to me
on how that butt stiffing goes.

'Cause I'm gonna
be busy punishing
that prime ass.

18-year-olds
know what's up, son.

What's up?
Don't touch me.

Riley lost his
virginity when he
was like 9 years old.

He's fucked like
every girl in the
entire freshman class.

You're damn
right I have.

Hello, kiddies.

[Cheerful pop music]
Wooo!

(Hanky)
Woo-hoo.

Howdy howdy.
Let's get rowdy.

How're you doing?

Alright.

Son of a bitch.

Woo! [chuckles]

Do you wanna get
some beer or what, man?

Whatever. I don't care.

Dude, what is
wrong with you?

I don't know, I failed
too many classes to
graduate on time.

And my girlfriend
doesn't like me anymore.

Whatever, man.
Screw it.

None of that shit
matters. I'll tell
you what matters.

Beer. Beer matters.

Do me a favor.
Stop trying to
cheer me up.

Aw, fuck Julia, dude.

High school girls suck.

College bitches
are way cooler.
Trust me, I know this.

Oh, and, um, who here
is going to college?

No, I don't know
if I want to break
up with Pete or not.

I mean, after all

is he gonna be around
my whole senior year as
the guy that didn't graduate?

But what If I break
up with him and then
I want him back?

What I need to do,
I need to hook up
with someone else.

That way I can see.

I won't make the
break up decision
without knowing for sure.

But I need to
think about It because
Pete can't find out.

No. The last thing
you wanna do Is be
caught up In a secret.

I'm stuck In
this routine.

I try to get my
sister to be more obedient
and help out with my parents

I try to get
Stacey out of her
abusive relationships

so that she
can actually be happy
instead of faking it.

Do you think
Dylan hits Stacey?

I know he's not good.

I'm gonna fucking
kill that kid.

Stacey won't break
up with him unless
he cheats on her.

I know exactly who
you should hook up with.

Dylan, I wasn't finished.

[Honking]

That's my
homies. Peace.

( Biz)
Come on,
come on, come on.
Bring your yellow ass.

Move, man.
I ain't got
all day.

I like the back
seat anyway.

Yeah, that's
what I thought.

What's up, son?

There's crank
in this mother.

Hey, what the
hell is that smell?

You smell that?

It smells like
what Stacey wears,
that Plumero shit...

No, this is
Country Apple, man, it's
nice, I got two bottles.

But Plumero's
cool too, I got some
of that at the house.

Eddie, you're
so gay.

Well, I mean,
I think it smells
really good.

Just what
I thought.

You're gay.
You've never
fucked a bitch.

That's true.

No, man, that's
not true, I have so.

No. Bullshit. The
simple fact Is you
want that shit so bad.

You end up driving
the pussy away, Now,
you take a cat like me,

I did everything
I want 'cause I
don't want nothing.

Fuck bitches.

Hold on,
man, I ain't
saying all that.

Zack, don't
even listen to
Biz, he's ugly.

Me and you are
on the same page.

We're on the same
side of the tracks.

You make your own fate.

Now matter how
many dudes shot you
down, you'll get one.

[Chuckles]
You make your fate.

Yeah, man,
my fate is working
in my dad's garage.

It's a
great thing.

Yo. Slow down.

[Honks]

What's up?
What's your name?

Holly. Oh my
gosh, we just
finished middle school.

Right now.
Right now.

So you guys
are officially all high
school freshmen now, huh?

Hell, yeah.

About time.

[Chuckles]

Man, move it, dip shit.

So, you got a
license, young blood?

No. Why? Are you a cop?

Not yet.

So where
are you'all goin'?

Wherever you tell us.

What should we say?
And where are we going?

Man, fuck it.
Drive away.

Let's go
to Bailey's. They're
practicing for tonight.

Meet us at
Bailey's House.

Alright.

You could even
just follow us there.

Man, what the fu... Bailey
don't want hoes over there
when they're rehearsing.

I do. I love hoes.

[Chuckles]

[Strains of guitar]

Big Bailey.
How ya doin' man?

Hey, man.

What's up, man?
Good to see you.

What are you guys
doing? Are you sort
of chilling out or...

Hey, hey.
What's up, man?

Hi.

Hey, uh, you guys
came here just to
hang out...?

Yeah.

Cool. We're just
practicing. You can sit
on the couch over here.

Alright.

Yeah. To the left.

(Biz)
Are you ready for
some monkey ass?

(Eddie)
Yo. Gimme
that. Go.

(Biz)
[Raps]
You know who it is it's
that big boy Biz. Now.

[Strains of a guitar and walla]

(Holly)
Oh, yeah.

Have you ever
looked out to
a blue ocean?

[Chuckles]
Oh, man.

What's happenin', baby?

So, hey, did you
all graduate today?

[Coughs] Fuck,
no. These two did.

I got one more
year more to go.
I'm a young bitch.

(Holly)
Are you gonna
keep playing together
when you go to college?

We're actually not
going to college.
We're punk rockers

So we're
just gonna
continue playing.

Yeah. We're just
gonna do that.

[Chuckles]
Yeah.

(Holly)
That's cool. And
your parents just
don't care? It's awesome!

No...
[all chuckle]

No, fuck, my parents
are furious at me for
not applying to college.

This is your
family too, right?

You're choosing us, right,
not... not your parents.

I'm just saying.
It's a pretty risky
decision these days

to not apply to
college. That's all.

Regardless, we're
gonna, you know, continue
until we have success, right?

I mean, that's
the plan. Right?

Who cares if we're
successful, man?

As long as we're
having a good time.

( Bailey)
These good times, right,
how are they gonna continue
unless we make money?

Fucking idiot.

[Strains of guitar]

He does write all our
songs and, you know,
he's a lyrical genius.

( Bailey)
So I guess
that's why he
doesn't live In reality.

God. Uh! Ah!

[Chuckles]

[Breaths out
heavily] Uh...

I like this.

It likes you.

So what are
you doing later?

I-- I don't
know. Actually...
[loud drum]

Right. Right.
Okay, so.

(Clifford)
Time to start.

I'm an idiot.
We're actually
playing at a show

um, I'm in this
band, Over lt.

Uh, you know...
That's alright...
The band's called Over lt.

And, see?
You can see it
on that drum there.

[Drums]

You should come to the
show. I mean, do you wanna
come? Do you wanna come?

Do you guys have
plans or what are
you guys doing?

I don't really know.

[Both chuckle]

[Mouths silently "Fuck"]

[Band starts playing]

[Knocks on door]

(Sylvia)
My first time
babysitting.

Try to act like
a normal person.

Oh, that'll be hard.

Tori, hi, wow,
who's running late?

Please, hurry up
and come in because I
need to leave like now.

Hi, mwah. Oh.
Come in. Come in.
Come in. Come in.

I am so sorry,
Mr. Turner told me
4:45. Am I really late?

Oh, well,
apparently not In my
dear husband's mind.

Hm. So, we
should probably
just be a few hours.

Oh my God...
and you!

And your whole
Valedictorian thing
and the making us proud.

Oh, God. Congratulatlons.

Yay! H m. Bye-bye.

What...?

[Squirting sound]

Hey!

Hey.

(Sylvia)
Dude, how
many of these
things are there?

There's three children.

This is Reagan,
and Jenna and Sam.

Hi, little girls,
my name's Sylvia.

[Spits]

God! What the fuck?!

Hey, do not say
those things...

Jesus! You
son of a bitch!

Hey.

Holy Mother of God!

Time for you
to leave, now!

I didn't do
anything. God!

[Music and laughter]

You keep
driving, bitch.
You don't know me!

What?

[Rings doorbell]

[Sighs]

HI, Mrs. Ford.
Is Angie here?

Yes.

Um. Do you think that
maybe we could come in
and say hi to her real fast?

Is that alright?

[Sighs]

[Soft music]

Yeah, I was
totally... [sighs]

You're coming
with us, right Angie?

I'm sorry. Are
you talking to me?

Yeah. You're
coming with us, right?

No fucking way.

No, you have
to come with
us. I-- I need you.

Okay? I'm gonna hook
up with someone. I'm
gonna hook up.

You don't need us.
Just wear your underwear.

Bitch.

Rahhhrr.

So, are your
parents mad

'cause you missed
last day of school?

No, they're trying
to get over last 1000
days she's missed school.

I have A's on all my
exams, they know I'm
gonna graduate anyways.

Well, it's called
attendance, smart ass.

Oh my God, please
attendance should be applied
on a basis only situation.

I get good grades.
I get perfect grades.

Why does it even
matter if I'm in class?

Don't you wanna
see your friends?

You bitches
all come to me!

Okay, shit head, why don't
you go to school 'cause
that's the way real life works.

And you're a part of it.

I don't
like real life.

Mrs. Ford
[knocks]
Angie.

What do you want?
Don't come in.

Your father and I are
not exactly happy about
you having friends over.

Oh, it's okay.
We'll be gone
soon anyway.

(Mrs. Ford)
Are you planning
on leaving, Angie?

Mom. Does it
really matter?

Of course it matters.

You know your father
and I want to have a
serious discussion

about how things
are going to be...

I have friends
over right now.
Can't we talk later?

Yes. Look, you were
grounded until we've
worked things out.

If I feel
like I wanna go
out with my friends

then I'm going to. And if
you keep bugging me about
it then I definitely will.

You're only 14 and you
don't even go to school!

You're growing
up too fast.

Compared to the 1700's
where children were forced
to work In factories?

Wait. No. You must be
comparing me to the 1970s

when you were a teenager,
but weird because last
time that I checked

my generation is less likely
to smoke, drink, do drugs,
commit a crime, get pregnant,

or drop out
of high school.
God, that's weird

and I don't have time
to explain the gap in
between, but peace and love.

How can you...
I am your mother!

Duh.

So...

Dad?

Is anything wrong?

No.

No.

Dawn and I are picking
up Brianne and Stacey

and then we're
probably gonna go
out for the night.

Okay. Love you.

I want you to
sleep at home.
And I love you, too.

What?

Dad, no. I've already,
like, decided that I was gonna
sleep at Stacey's or wherever.

It's the first
night of summer.

I don't want you
guys to force me
to drink and drive.

Then just
don't drink.
There you go.

You're not In your
bed In the morning,
we've got problems.

You just don't
understand anything.

Right. I'm
just trying to
ruin your life.

[Sighs]

And Julia, would
you please talk
to your sister?

I really need
you to stay home
tonight. It's important.

Please.

[Sighs]

Love you.

[Chuckles]
I know...

Excuse me,
can you knock?

Excuse me, can
you suck my ass?

Julia! What are you
even doing in my room,
you stupid bitch, get out!

[Chuckles]

So, what are
you doing later?

Holly and Lighty have
Holly's mom's car. I
might go out with 'em.

Since when did
Holly get a license?

Julia. Shut up!
Do you have any weed?

No. Sorry.

Mom and dad look
like they're about to kill
themselves. Stay home tonight.

Are you staying at Pete's?

Would you please
just stay home?

Give me some
weed and maybe I will.

Can we borrow
some weed? Please?

Get us some
later. Come on.

Fine.

You better make sure that
we get it from Mod, not
his creepy older brother

or I'll shoot myself.

Why?

He's a pervert and
he's obsessed wlth me.

And he's really old.

Okay. Sweet.

Alright.
You're dismissed.

Love you.
Good bye.

Bitch.

Oh.

[Music]

[Brakes]

[Honks]

So, what have
you been doing?

Nothing.

Then why did you leave?

[Car honks behind]

What's up?

What's up?

You're headed
to my house?

I'm gonna pick
up your girl.

That's my house.

( Biz)
You aln't paying
no bills. [chuckles]

Ou!

What?

Alright. Well, um

so we gotta go.

Maybe we'll
see you later.

Yeah, maybe.

(Eddie)
Wait a second, I'm
gonna roll with them.
Gotta get my beak wet.

Alright. I'll off to
the races, son.

Hey, Zack.
Eat this.

What up, kids?

(Dawn)
HI, Eddie.

Julia. What the
hell was that?

What?

( Brianne)
Don't give me that.
You and Dylan.

Hello, I have a
boyfriend, actually.

Okay, hello,
and so does your
best friend Stacey.

[Muffled chuckles]

Remember Dylan Is
Stacey's boyfriend?

(Julia)
Believe It or not
some people actually do
flirt once and a while.

Well, what's that
supposed to mean?

When was the last
time you hooked
up with anyone?

Just give me break, man.

[Honks]

[Dog barks]

Oh, Stacey, Stacey.

Mom, stay there.

Hi, girls! There's
a boy in the car.

(Mrs. Cherry)
Clark Gable,
I could say.

No, mom, you
can't say anything
at all, you're an alien.

(Stacey)
Oh my God,
how embarrassing.

[Dog growls]

I think I wanna
hook up with Mod.

Ha!

Are you
bastards ready to
get wasted tonight?

Because I am.

My boyfriend just uses
me as a body to bang

and then he just ditches me
right afterwards [chuckles]

Isn't that so funny?

So, anyway, Mod said
for us to meet him at
the park to pick up weed.

Hey, Eddie.

Hey.

What's it gonna take
for you to leave him?

What if he was
cheating on you?

Real subtie, Julia.

I'd leave him.

You should check his
pager when he's sleeping.

I haven't found a
way or a reason or an
opportunity to leave him yet.

When I do that, I will.

I can think
of many reasons.

Okay. I don't
wanna talk about it.

(Brianne)
You know it's a lot harder
to leave someone that it
seems. Like you know that.

You know what, Brianne?

Stacey really
needs to just go fuck
some really hot ass guy

so Dylan can
realize what he
has and appreciate it.

You know what, Dawn?

Go find your hunk...

I'm right here.
I'm right here.

Uh uh, what
she should do
Is find another guy.

That way she
can make a choice.

You've been dating
Pete for three years

during which you
claimed you haven't
even liked the guy.

So I wouldn't
talk if I were you.

Phew, I love girls.
[Chuckles]

Julia, look out.

[Honking, yelling, brakes]

[Chuckles]

(Eddie)
I pissed myself.

(Stacey)
God, Eddie,
It's disgusting.

(Brianne)
Okay, no thanks.

(Brianne)
Yeah, I think
I'll pass.

(Dawn)
Oh, no. [chuckles]

(Julia)
Oh, my
goodness. Hi.

Hi.

(Sylvia)
Yoo- hoo!

(Eddie) [chuckles]

She's completely
destroyed.

[Eddie and the kids scream]

So what have you
guys been doing?

Ah!

[All laugh]

Why don't we go
to the back yard?

Hey, can I um,
use your bathroom?

Yeah. Of course,
it's down the hall.

Come on.

[Music gets louder]

What...

What is that
whole Mod thing
about you, asshole?

People are starting
to get suspicious, man.

Did you hear
what Julia said
earlier in the car?

I think she started
to suspect something.

You're so fucking
paranoid. We've kept it
all a secret for this long.

I am so tired
of living in secret.

I can't even keep my
head on straight right now.

I'm the one who
said we should tell
people if we wanted to.

Shh. Shut up.
Just shut up.

God, you know damn well
why I don't want anybody
to know about this shit.

You just don't
fucking get it.

(Julia)
I can't actually
remember when spinning
on a tire was so thrilling.

How old were
we when we first
started drugs?

(Tori)
Can we not say the
D- R-U-G-S right now?

I really want
to get wasted.

(Tori)
Oh my God. [chuckles]

( Brianne)
Where did you
get the shrooms?

What's going on?

Hey. We are babysitting
young children right now.
Have you gone mad?

No, but I'm about to.

(Tori)
Hello? We were
supposed to do them
together, remember?

You still have
yours. Eat 'em!

(Stacey)
I'll eat 'em.

I think I might
want them.

(Sylvia)
You'd better
eat then now.

If you don't eat them,
you're gonna be tripping.

(Sylvia)
All night.

[Mouths silently]

All by yourself.
All alone. [chuckles]

(Tori)
Well, If I take
them right now,

how long is it
gonna take for
them to kick in?

(Julia)
Are you kidding?

You've never
done shrooms before?

(Tori)
No, I haven't
I figured I may
as well try them

with my best friends.
It's my graduation.

I will take them if
you don't want them.

(Sylvia)
Come on, Tori. Just
do it. For the first time
In your life be Irresponsible.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

[All cheer]

(Eddie)
Hey, you all. I'm gonna
get picked up to go to this
kid's house, It's a big party.

Okay-kay-kay.

Who did you talk to?

Dylan's there.

Dylan's there?

I'm gonna go.

Me too.

Me three.

(Stacey)
I wanna get
really drunk. I'm
happy with a beer.

Right. But I'm
rolling with Riley.
I'll meet you kids there.

Why don't you roll with us?

Nosy. Riley
and I gotta take
care of some things.

Yo. Let me drink
this for you, girl.

Ah! Shit! Phew!

(Sylvia)
Yeah.

(kids)
Bye, Eddie.

Boy!

Give it to me.

Uh. Uh. Uh.
Alright, kid.
Who you got for me?

Who you got for
me, man? What are
you talking about?

Who you got for me?

I'm a get your
beek wet later, Dog.

Holly, Lighty, freshmen,
fucking, somebody's mom's
car. I don't know.

Dude, thank you
for hooking us up.

Yo, don't even
worry about it.
Let's do this.

(Holly)
Come on.

(Eddie)
Wanna drive?
Drive this. Get out.

(Holly)
Anything for
you, baby.

(Eddie)
Let's go!

(Holly)
Hey, yeah!

(Holly)
Woo-hoo!

(Eddie)
Hold on
to your panties.

[Chuckles] Shit.

[Sighs heavily]

Talk to me, wassup?

Why are you
rushing for it?

When I'm talking to
one of these older
chicks, what do I say?

Oh, you don't
know what to say...

Uh, give us a second.

Senior girls are a little bit
smarter so if you wanna tap
that older ass tonight

you gotta listen
to my rules, alright?

First, give
'em the look.

Yeah. Yeah.
Be smooth, alright?

Listen first.
Make moves later.

Let 'em know
you're for real. Take
control of the situation.

And be a
little arrogant.
Girls love that shit.

Use some smooth
little one-liners.
Um, like, uh...

[coughs and sniffs]

Hey, sweet milk,
Holla at your boy.

Something like that.

(Riley)
Okay. Holla at your
boy, sweet milk.

Ah! You got this
boy, let's do it.

(Eddie)
[Yells] I'm gonna
get you some senior
ass tonight, boy.

[Loud music]

HI. Do I know you?

Hey, Holla at your
boy, barbecue sauce.
That's how we do it.

Come on.

Brianne.

Surprise!

Shit.

You wanna dance?

Uh. No.

Oh. Do you believe
in love at first sight?

This whole thing.
I know, I'm sorry,
you've heard it.

( Biz)
Damn it.

Bucket!

Aw, shit!

Yes, sir.
You'd better finish
that drink, bitch.

(Biz)
There are children
sober in India.

(Hanky)
M m. Ah!

(Hanky)
That's a good
boy! That one
was for the kids.

Beer and me,
friends for life. Ah!

Aw, shit. Pete's
doing that thing that
makes him fart again.

Hey, Pete, hold
on one second.

Everybody in.
Come on, come on.

Alright. Ready?
Set? Go, bro.

[Farts]

[All laugh]

(Hanky)
That's my
friend, right there.

You didn't tell
me anything.

Why are
you being so
fucking annoying?

I need to
talk to you.

Hey, asshole!

[dials cell phone]

You're the
shit, bro. Yeah!

(female voice)
We're out of toilet paper.

(female voice)
Can somebody help me?
I need toilet paper!

[burps]

So what have
you been doing?

[Tisk] Don't worry
about it. Damn.

I don't
think I should
be treated like this.

You'd better
start acting like
I'm your girlfriend.

And not just
some girl you
come home to.

[Beeper sounds]

Who sent you this?

How the hell
would I know,
you got it.

Apparently someone
wants to know if you
want to fuck.

Shut up, it don't
say that. Fu...

Brianne!

I hate you.

I love you.

[Door opens]

Oh, Have you guys seen
Brianne? I've not seen
her once since we came In.

Excuse me.

I'm gonna go find
someone who's mature
and who likes me for me.

And not just for
my house and my
turkey sandwiches.

And my flower.

[Chuckles]

[Sobs]

I fucked that
chick like two weeks ago.

That's Dylan's girlfriend.

Must've been
somebody else then.

(Hanky)
Class of 199-fucking-9.

(Felix)
Man this is
lame, '99, '93.

What's the shit,
I mean, it's crazy.

Spinning crazy.
Crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy.

So what does that mean?

Graduation day, right?
So after we broke a
few school windows

and tied up Professor
Fuck-My-Face's car

I was In my place
to smoke a jay, right?

Then Jamie comes over,
and she comes over,

but I'm trying to
bang her all year.

And she comes over
and she's balling.

And she even
tells me couple of days
about this friend of hers

uh, uh, Allie,
who was a Russian spy

Okay, and like,
you know, ding-dong,
a little bell running.

Next thing you
know Allie pulls out
a Smith and Wesson

and starts waving
around speaking Russian.

[Laughs]

I grab, uh, I got
my lucky knife.

I got my fucking knife
I'm gonna do something.

I was gonna
do something
but I don't have to.

Get me what he's
smoking. [chuckles]

Smoke. Drink.
Don't think.

Hey, douchebag.
Eat me.

[All laugh]

(Mod) [raps]
Uh. Yo smoking grass

[raps]
Gives a little laugh,
we want your ass
'cause I'm about to blast.

And I'm about
to have a good time
Grab some titties and ass.

It's all on the same run
Everybody knows what's
coming outta my mind.

But I breathe so fast
I can't leave these words.

Trees, trees,
I smoke trees
I roll weed

[Stacey yells]

[Soft music]

Hey, sweet milk

What?

What?

I'm Riley.

I'm sorry.
I'm such a mess.

Oh.

[Gasps]

Beer.

[Sighs and whines]

That's all I wanted.

I just became a senior.

[Ting]

And [sniffs] I
just can't keep on
living my life like this

and still have respect
for myself, you know?

I wake up
every single morning

and I tell
myself that today's
gonna be different

I'm not gonna be
mistreated by, like,

anyone.

[Slurps]

And then I go
through my day
and I come home

and everything
starts right back

where it left off.

I think you should
come home with me.

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Door opens]

Hey, guys. Hi.

Hey, thanks for inviting
me to smoke with you.
It's great. It's nice.

Hi, Brianne.

Hi, Dawn.

(Felix)
I called your name.
'Cause I wasn't gonna smoke.

There's a lot of smoke
and I've always got it,
so, stick with me.

Thanks, but I'd
rather kill myself.

Oh.

You're just... Do you
know how I feel about
you? You're so feisty.

Hey, Brianne.
Here's that tampon
that you really needed.

Remember? Can
I talk to you
alone for one second?

[Chuckles]

(Mod)
Hey, Zack, I have
your tampon.

That's nasty.

I thought that
whole you and Mod
was just bullshit.

Dawn, you've been
my best friend for
like a gazillion years.

But this has got too
way out of control.

It drives me crazy

when you flirt with
Mod right in front of
my face, you asshole.

I was just
smoking a blunt.

I saw what you
were doing.

Let's just all have
a good night, okay?

[Soft music]

[Music gets louder]

(Holly)
Come on.

(Eddie)
[Thud]
Fuck it, the light.

(Eddle)
Ah I Fuck.

Um, uh, What...
What the hell is
the matter with you?

Put this on.
What's wrong
with you?

Is that the way you wanna
flash those perverts? You
didn't even get to know 'em.

Young, how
old are you?

I'm old enough.

Old enough
for what? What are
you trying to prove?

Don't get caught
up being so hot you
forget to be a real person.

You think I'm hot?

[Sighs]

Come on,
you said you
love young girls.

I care about younger
girls but don't believe
what I say to the guys.

What?

Uh, hey, hey,
I'm gonna be famous
some day, You know that?

Hey, some people
are just born for stardom
and I'm just one of them.

What can I say?
My charm's a felony.
[Chuckles]

Alright.

Are we cool?

Yeah.

[Knocking on door]

Is Bailey coming here?

Son of a shit.

Get your clothes on.
I forgot. Come on.

Come on,
come on. Make
moves, make moves.

Hey, I'm gonna roll
with you guys, man.

I don't wanna even
be near Felix, man.

Now why don't you
like your brother?

Because his brother is
a pedophile, I'm convinced.

(Mod)
He'll bitch at me...

Alright. Roll
with us. Let's go.

[Loud rock music]

Yo, guys, um

It's cool If you
wanna be smoking and
drinking while I drive

it's totally
illegal, but, I
mean, it's cool, right?

(Mod)
You're such a bitch.

He's afraid of a
doey. Yo, Dylan, bitches,
it's cool, it's all good.

Yup. It is cool.

[Alarm sets off]

You know what?
We need to do
some more illegal shit.

We need to hit the
trash cans right here.

Yeah.

Like with my car?

(Biz)
Like with your
car, man! Go, man.

Yeah, hit that one.

(Mod)
Just do it.

Come on I

You can do It I

Are you frigging serious?

My dick goes
faster than your car.
Will you hit a trash can?

[Engine roars]

He's gonna do It I
[all laugh and yell]

[Crashes can]

[All yell and laugh]

Hey, go back, go back.

Let's go to
Stacey's mom's house.

(Mod)
Zack, you're
still a bitch.

(Dylan)
Go bitches, yeah.
Come on I [all laugh]

(Mod)
Get the shit.

( Biz)
Let's do it, let's go.
Yo, move your fat ass.

(Mod)
Ah!

Move your ass!

[Laughs]

( Biz)
Get back In now.

(Mod)
Roll the car!

(Dylan) Go! Go!

[brakes]

[All laugh]

[Brakes and crashes can]

( Biz)
Go, go, go, man.

(Dylan)
Hurry up. Hurry up.

Holy shit [all laugh]

Yeah!

(Dylan)
Come on, come on, come on.

( Blz)
Get out of here.

(Mod)
Yeah !

[brakes]

What in God's
name was that?

I'm sure it's just
good friends of ours.

Vandalizing, probably.

[Softly chuckles]
Oh, yeah.

Oh my Jesus,
you just gave me
the best idea ever.

Oh, God.

Get ready,
for awesome.

(Tori)
[Laughs]

[Soft music]

[Chuckles softly]

Sylvia.

Do you think this
music might wake
all the kids back up?

Wait. I have to know this.

Did the movie
The Matrix actually
come out of reality

or did I just make
that whole thing
up in my head?

[Laughs]

Dude, I don't
know, I just can't stop
thinking about pink lemonade.

[Both laugh]

Sylvia.

What?

Let's talk to each other.

Here I come.

Okay.

Here I am.

I'm scared to leave home.

There's no
such thing as home.
It's all just an idea.

I promise.

[Gasps] You know
what I mean.

Like,

the comfort and familiarity of
what home is to me right now.

This home that
you think Is home

is really just
the first one.

It's like we
have this family

and we go off
and we do stuff

and eventually we start
ourselves a new family

and then our
family wlll go off
and start more families.

And really
it's just like this
whole chain reaction

of, like, creation

and we try to
classify It In stages

so that we
can find comfort
in where we're at.

At that
one particular
moment in time.

And really,

there's no
such thing as time.

And we're all just
walking, talking patterns.

[Door closes]
Shh!

I heard that, too.

This place is a wreck.

Should I go down there?

No.

It's all wet.

What should I do?

I'll soak it clean, so
you clean up real fast.

And, I will
distract them.

And then
Tom, when he...

Hello, hellooooooo.

Wooooooo.

[Chuckles]

Wow, it is
all so wonderful
to finally meet you.

[All chuckle]

Oh.

Mwah, mwah.

Oh! Yeah.
[Chuckles]

Are the, uh,
children not sleeping?

Oh, they most
certainly are!

Yes, they are!
They love sleeping!

They told me so!

They said,
"I love sleeping."

Sleep, sleep, sleep.

I want to sleep.

[Sniffs deeply] Wow.

You smell legendary,
by the way. [chuckles]

What's this
music I'm hearing?

[Thud and soft
music stops]

So, anyways, um...!

[Chuckles] That
was actually my
first time babysitting.

You know kids.

And, um, I just
wanna say that I think
It was like 9:00 o'clock

Yeah.

And I all
of a sudden
got this urge

to just go murder
the kiddies, right?
[Chuckles]

So believe It or not,

I actually
had to grip the
sides of your sofa

to keep me from
running into the kitchen

and grabbing
a butcher knife
and just stabbing them

Mr. And Mrs. Turner.

Mister and Mister.
[Laughlng]

She's my friend
Sylvia and I'm so sorry
you had to meet her. But...

I'm Sylvia.

[Giggles]

Everything's good
and wonderful. We
gotta go. Good bye.

Oh, we're
leaving. Oh, yeah.

[Both giggle]

Oh.

What?

I don't know.

Maybe these are
really strong shrooms
or something, but...

I think there's a
goose back there.

Oh.

[Gasps]

[Ting]

[Chuckles]

[Sighs]

You wanna go to
that punk show?

(Felix)
I want you
to understand.

(Felix)
Fucked. Fucked.

You left me.
Do you understand?

I'm not happy.
I drove around
[slaps] 40 blocks.

(Felix)
Okay? 40 blocks.

(male voice)
Come on, man.

Hey.

(Tori)
Damn, we missed
the whole show?

I wish I had
your timing.

It sucked?

No.

It was
really good.

(Holly)
Everybody, that
was awesome.

(Eddie)
Fucking great
that shit, man.

You rock, man.

( Bailey)
Hey, uh, did
you bring your
friend Lighty?

Hey, light this.

(Clifford)
What's up, you sliding?

I'm sliding,
mother fucker.

[All chuckle]

Guys, guys.

There's a keg party.

Yes!

Thank God.
I'm so out
of my damn mind.

This place
would need
some, actually.

I got something for you.

Oh, can you
drive me by
my house later?

Sausage fest.

What's up, bitch?

Hoe.

Yo, bitch
what's up?

Hey, what do you want?

What, daddy? Staring
like there's a problem.

You're full of it.

( Biz)
You ain't rough, man.

What are they
fighting about?

So lame. What are
they ever fighting
about? It's so stupid.

What the fuck
are you looking at?

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck myself?
You know what?

I will do that.
After I fuck your
sister and your momma.

At least we got mommas.

(many male voices)
Hey, hey, wait.

Not here,
man. Chill out.

Bye, bitches.

(Eddie)
We got spice.

(male voice)
We'll be there.

What the fuck?
Ain't got my back?

Wh... What,
I was, I-- I--
was right here. What?

(Eddie)
We got these
mother fuckers.

(All singing)
Sa...

(Eddie)
No, no, no. Hey.

Hey, hey, man,
Do me a favor, Thomas.

Can you please
send young girl
to get Bailey?

What?

Shut up.

Be brave.
He's nice, okay?

You're in the gang.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

Hi.

Um, you guys
were really good.

It was awesome.

Thanks for coming.

I was glad
that you came,
I appreciate that.

We sounded like shit.

I couldn't
hear myself,
it was fucked up.

Ridiculous.
We sounded like garbage.

Horrible.

Uh. Well,
there's this
keg party tonight.

Yeah.

Um, you
should really come.

I don't know.

Like, big parties are
not really my scene.

You know, it's like...

And I gotta get
up early and take
the van to the shop so

I probably
shouldn't stay up
that late, you know?

[Chuckles]
Take the van
to the shop?
Oh, man.

(Clifford)
Ready to smoke
some week kids?

Blah!

(Lighty)
I've never used one
of those before.

Just take this
and pull through that.

Pull and suck, baby.

( Bailey)
Shut up!
[chuckles] God.

Ready? Your's
ready? We got to all
pull at the same time.

[Bubbles]

[Sucks]

[Coughs]

So why don't
you like big parties?

Why don't you?

( Bailey)
I don't know.

Oh, I guess, um,
I don't really like
drinking that much.

[Blowing]
Fag.

It's always
the same thing,
you go, drink,

you, you know,
you stay around
with the same people

and then you do the same
crap, you know, and you
go home to go to sleep.

Na-na.

All the
meaningless conversation

Yeah, man.

Meaningless conversations
may not be that bad.

I graduated today
and I never talked
to anyone In four years.

And I'm a little sad.

[All chuckle]

That's so
depressing, dude.

Where does
he come from?

Jesus!

That was ridiculous.

A picture is
worth like a
thousand words.

(Clifford)
That means he's
talked with probably,
like, a million people.

(Stephen)
No! Barf on
your ass! No!

I liked that.

God damn
right you did.

Hey, I don't usually
say much either.

Everybody thinks,
I'm like, this airhead

but really, I just,

don't feel the need
to talk unless I have
something meaningful to say.

(Stephen)
Oh, gag me
with a dick!

[chuckles]
I'm really sorry,
I can't stop him.

You know what?
Fuck off, we're here.

Leave my van now.
Get the fuck out.
[Chuckles]

(Stephen)
It's your party. Go.

I gotta take care
of some business. He's
going with you, right?

(Thomas)
Hey, yeah.

(Clifford)
You enjoy
your little party.

We're gonna
get some cigarettes
for you, Nancy pants.

Get me cigarettes.

We'll be
right back.
Shit. Shit.

[Chuckles]
Ah I

(Stephen)
Fuck, man I

Yo, slam that
door hard, alright?

Alright, ready?

That is a piece.

[Loud music]

Dylan!

Dylan!

Dylan.

(Eddie)
Hey.

[Chuckles and yells]

Get off!

Want some?

I would love some.

Howdy, howdy.
[Chuckles]

(Hanky)
[Humms]

Beer!

The best damn
drink in the world.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, man come on.
You gotta get over
this not graduating thing

at least tonight, we've
got kegs here and they
have your name on them.

Come on, we gotta
party like it's 1999
up in this bitch.

Yeah I

Thank you.

Want to get wasted?

[Sucks]
By all means.

Oh, okay.

What have you got?

I got whatever
you need.

Hey.

Hey, how
are you?

Uh... Um... Yeah,
you know what?

I'm actually gonna
get some cigarettes, like
lots and lots of cigarettes.

Baby, I have a
pack right here.

Uh, I don't like
that kind. Dawn I

H m.

I'll take it.

Man, if you just
gotta shake that one
off, just go ahead, bro.

Do you wanna
chill? Or do you
wanna chill with beer?

[Chuckles]

Alright. Who
should we prank call?

[Chuckles]

Let's get
Stacey's mom.

Oh, dude.

[Sighs heavily then sings
in high pitched voice]

Alright.
Hold it, hold it.

[Dials]
Uh-uh, uh-uh.

[Phone rlngs]

(Mrs. Cherry)
Stacey, Stacey Is that you?

[Imitates female voice]
Yes, it's me, ma.
And I am smacked.

Stacey.

Maybe you
can tell about the
sound of my voice

[manly voice]
That I am definitely
a man! And not your
female daughter.

I know who you are.

[Imitates female voice]
Oh, do you now?
[Mouths silently]
Shut up.

You took my goosel
Is Stacey doing
the funny stuff?

Is she? You put my Stacey
on the phone right now.
Where Is my damn goose?

Ah! What?

What in the hell
was she talking about?

What... What
fucking goose, dude?

I-- I don't know.

It could be
fucking that one.

[Soft music]

Excuse me.
What the fuck?

[Chuckles]

Thank God they
didn't just stop.

Yeah. I don't really
want to go to a keg
party right now.

Everybody's
reacting so weird.

Should we just go lay
down In that nice grassy
green field over there?

Yes!

(Sylvia)
Wow.

(Sylvia)
Except I think
there's like some army
soldiers out there too.

[Both laugh]

That's my boy.
Now, come on.
Here comes round two.

[Burps]

Ah! Hi.
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hey.

Hey.

Come here.
[Whistles]
Concentrate.

Quick question.

How bad
do you wanna fuck me?

Don't think.
Just answer.

Dawn!

Okay.

Yeah.

No?

No.

Oh, God.

What?

(Stacey)
I'm sorry.
I don't understand.

So what? I ain't
telling you every
God damned thing.

Just be cool with me.

Man, fuck this.

You're right.
Someone should
come in between them.

You know,
someone's gotta play
sacrificial asshole and...

Well, uh...

Rlley I

Oh! I can't
believe you're here.

And look, I'm
even dried out.

Oh, I liked
you all wet.

Holla.

[Chuckles]

I'm so happy
you came!

(Dylan)
Man, fuck you !

Yeah, what
else is new?

Hey, so, uh...

It looks like
little light protectors
and stars, you know,

they pierce [blows out]
Straight through the sky.

And they spotlight
us, you know?

Yeah.

Oh! How mother
fucking sweet!

Oh, you kids
are so sweet.

See that?
You see that?

Okay. Alright.

[Chuckles]

Look at that.

Hey! Um,
can you not.

Alright.

See man,
why you gotta
be so punk?

Whoa!

I'm not.

What?

I'm actually normal.

[Hip hop music]

( Biz)
Everything we
do at all Is God
coming through us.

( Biz)
So how am I smoking
weed? God obviously
put It here to grow

on the Earth for us.

Weed is proof

that God loves us
and wants us to be
happy. Are you happy?

I'm happy.

( Biz)
Are you happy?

( Biz)
How many smoke weed?

(Holly)
No, how many?

Let me tell you.

A lot.

[All laugh]

Pass me the butt.

( Biz)
You're messing up
the whole philosophy.

Some of the kids, uh,
something's not right,
something's wrong, uh,

something is,
uh, backwards.

[All laugh]

( Biz)
What do you mean?

(Holly)
Everything Is backwards.

Smoke. Just
smoke. Come on.

There's something
in that, man.

But you're the one
that gave it to us.

I know, I know, I know,
Something's wrong.

(Felix)
Don't touch lt. !
gotta go to a hospital.

[Breathes heavily]
Call a hospital.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Just
call... Just, um...

[all laugh]

(Mod)
Just Ignore him. He's...

( Biz)
Are you sure?

Yeah. He gets
anxiety attacks.

Yeah, last week
he thought he was
possessed by the devil.

(Mod)
He hid In the attic
for like three hours.

[Chuckles]
Ain't that great?

AD H D to yourself, man!

Suck my
fucking AD H D dick.

(Eddie)
Oh, God.

Hey, man, I'm sorry.

[Rapping]
Oh, oh, oh.
When I'm riding in my car

Got my seat
on lean.

Hey, Felix.
You alright man,
you need help up?

[Rapping]
When I'm at the house

[humms]

[Hanky and Pete]
Oh. God!

Don't get all
emotional on us.

Pete, look
at her, man.
She's crying.

Don't cry.

I'm not crying!

Yes, you are.
[Chuckles]

Hey, guys, you know
when you go to the movies
and you get to the sad part

and your eye
always starts to itch

but you can't scratch it
because everybody else is
gonna think that you're crying.

Where do you
come from?

Man, everybody
keeps asking me
that today.

Dude, remember that
time when I was wasted and
we found that secret island?

That never happened.

Damn it.

[All chuckle]

[Giggles]

Dude. Are you sure
that didn't happen?

It never happened.

[Sighs]

Dude.

I feel so bad
about being so
annoying. You know?

It's just so hard.

The more you
pull away, the
more suffocating I get.

Shh.

I can't help it...

Please stop it, okay.
We're gonna try to have
a normal night tonight.

[Blows out air]
Alright.

So I'm a cheerleader.

Oh, yeah?
That's hot.

[Chuckles] Yeah, we, we
practice more than football
and basketball players.

Combined.

You look like
you practice a lot.

This town sucks.

Yeah.

[Music gets louder]

I'll be right there.
[Chuckles]

(Biz)
Damn, let's do this!

(Eddie)
God damn.

(Eddie)
Hang on. Wait, man.

(Clifford)
Come on, come on.

(Biz)
I got 'em!

(All)
One, two, three, four.

(All)
One, two, three.

[Beer splash and cheering]

[Coughs and chokes]

[Cheering]

Yeah?

[Wild cheering]

It's Charles!

(All)
Charlesl Charlesl

Charles!

[Wild cheering]

Who the shit
is Charles?

Oh, it's Eddie's
piss-wasted alter ego.

[Mumbles intelligibly]
Gimme that.
Gimme that.

Charles.

[Crowd boos]

Sometimes it
gets violent.

What are you
doing, man? Are you
wearing some panties?

I think you are.
Why'd you let him
do that to you.
You're a pussy, yo.

[Laughs]
Yo, get the fuck
outta here. Yo, do
your thing, man!

( Biz)
Do your mother
fucking thing, Charles!

What is he doing?

Ah!

[Thud]

[All laugh]

[insistent honking]

( Biz)
Who's that?

[Honks]

( Biz)
Oh, hell, no!

(Biz) Somebody's
called the boys.

Come on, let's go.
Let's fight these guys.

[Honks]

( Biz)
Let's go and kick their
mother fucking asses.

Fight I Fight I

Come on, come on.

Don't leave me.

( Biz)
What do you want? Huh?

(Biz)
I got a whole life
right here. I got a
whole life right here.

[Walla]

Come on, baby.
Kick his ass for
me. Take him down!

[Rock music
and cheering]

Bitch!

(Biz)
Want some more?

(Biz)
Want some more?

(Biz)
What the fuck...?

Did you just see
Zack attack Biz?

That was awesome.

[Crowd screams]

(female voice)
It's Tupac!

My man, Ponte!

(male voice)
Who's Ponte?

(male voice)
That guy's In a gang.

( Biz)
Come on. Come on.

Fuck West Po Homie.

What's going on?

Come on, let's go.
We gotta get outta here.

Is that my boy, Charles?

I am. I am.

(Mod)
Go have sex with
your mother, bitch.

(Hanky)
Take that.

It's like

you're supposed
to be starting the
next big something

this upcoming millennium
but I have no clue what
I should do with myself.

Make a difference.

Maybe the Y2K will
blow up the world.

[Blows]

[Both chuckle]

(male voice)
Go, come on. This way.

(Felix)
I'm, I'm proud of you.

(Mod)
My fucking jaw.

My knees. I didn't
get punched. Because
I used my knees. Yeah.

(Mod)
Fuck.

Man, I wanna
know who in the
hell bitch-slapped me.

Man, I swear it
looked like Zack.

No, man.
Zack can't even
hold his own dick.

Hey, you
know what?

We should
go to that bitch
Holly's house.

It's a ha-ha.

I'm just
gonna take off.

What?

How are we
gonna find a ride?

I don't know, but
I'm gonna go home.

What the...

(Eddie)
[Mumbles intelligibly]

(Holly)
You're crazy.

You see, the
whole fight, it was
like nothing to me

I've been working
out a lot, wanna see?

You wanna feel them?

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chuckles] Enough.

[Chuckles]

Are you gay?

Nah. Nah.

I just don't care.
You know?

About what?

Being like everybody
else, you know?

I love life
and I'm living it!

But Eddie
Style, though.

Eddie Style.

It's a good style.

You have to go after
what you want and get It I

Am I right?

Dad says it's not
getting what you want

but wanting
what you've got.

Yeah? Well, your
dad didn't know shit.

[Chuckles]

Only you know
what you want.

[Chuckles]

Eddie. Where's Dylan?

Man, I don't
know. Go call the
cops or something.

You're the one who called
him out of the woods and
he never came back.

So where is he?

What were you guys
doing in the woods?

What? Why are you
always taking so many
stupid ass pictures?

I mean, why?
Why did you just
take a picture of me?

What is so great about
this? What is so fucking
great about all this? Huh?

[Snores]

You're still here.

Yes. [chuckles]

Life sucks.

Yeah.

It's my
Mom's goose.
[Chuckles]

(Stacey)
Let's break
into a boat.

(Riley)
[Chuckles]
Whatever's clever.

(Riley)
It's all you.

Let's do it.

You know
we can't do this
forever, right?

I know.

Okay.

It's just
that I never
actually thought

about the reality
of that, you know?

Because I've
been so happy.

We have not
been so happy.

Look,

the longer
that we do this

the harder it's gonna
be when the inevitable
eventually does come.

Which It will.

There's really just
like no reason for this
shit to go any longer.

So being in love
isn't a reason?

We would always
have to hide and that
doesn't make any sense.

We do not always
have to hide it.

Who gives a shit?

What are you so
scared of? Why won't
you give us a try?

Because I can't
handle what that
might end up meaning.

[Sobs]

[Phones rings]

H m. I hate
you already.

HI, Angie, It's Stacey.
I'm In your neighborhood

and I was
just wondering,
Is your sister In?

Did you drive
by my house?

Yeah, I did.

Was her car
parked outside?

No.

So, what? Are
you retarded?

Do you think maybe I
can just sleep over there?

Yes, fine. You know
where the key is.

Can I please go
back to sleep?

Oh, wait, Angie.

Uh. Do you have any pot?

Wait. Um. Tell me
if this sounds like a
phone hanging up on you?

[Phone tone]
Yes.

[Music]