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- ¶ Girl
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- ¶ oh, oh
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¶ when we go dancing, dancing ¶
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- you did turn Daniel
into a lizard.
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- I must be more powerful
than I thought.
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- You're a super witch.
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- What do we do now?
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- We take him with us.
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Shh.
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[Scoffs]
Stop fidgeting, Daniel.
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Your fingernails are sharp.
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- He needs a mani pedi, stat.
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I know a great salon
that takes iguanas.
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- You're going to be
in so much trouble, Maddie.
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- For what?
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- For turning your boyfriend
into a reptile.
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Your mom specifically told you
not to do that.
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- That never happened.
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- Yes, it did, just yesterday.
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She said...
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- "Maddie, you can't go around
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"turning people
into other things,
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"like your friends
into celebrities,
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"your enemies into insects,
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or your boyfriend
into a reptile."
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- Personally, I think
you could be pretty lax
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with the turning
your best friends
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into celebrities rule.
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- Well, she's just jealous
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because she can't do them
herself.
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- Aren't we all?
- What?
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- So what are we going
to do with dannyguana?
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- Well, the most logical thing
is for dannyguana
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to spend the night here
in the closet,
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where my mom won't find him.
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- Okay, are you gonna make him
a little nest or something?
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- Yeah, something that resembles
his natural habitat.
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- I got this.
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We need newspaper, branches,
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and a bassinet.
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- [Sighs]
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I need to get him some ties
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and maybe a nice jacket.
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[Gasps]
Do they make tuxes for iguanas?
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- Maddie, you know you can't
keep him like this forever.
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- Why not?
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He'll make
the perfect boyfriend.
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- Scaly and dry?
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- Silent and obedient.
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[Upbeat pop music]
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- ¶ I cast a spell
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¶ it takes a hold of you
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¶ I see my dreams
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¶ and they're all coming true ¶
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¶ come on, let's go ¶
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¶ you and me together
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¶ look up ahead
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¶ there's a magical adventure ¶
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¶ every witch way,
ay, ay, ay, ay ¶
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¶ I'm trying every witch way,
ay, ay, ay, ay ¶
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¶ I'm going every witch way,
ay, ay, ay, ay ¶
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¶ every witch way ¶
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- don't make any noise.
We don't want to be caught.
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Oh, hey.
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Emma, we were definitely not
looking for Tommy's new iguana
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that we definitely
do not know about.
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- Don't worry.
Your not secret's safe with me.
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I was just looking for Daniel.
Have you seen him?
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- He got a call earlier
from Diego
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and put on his serious face.
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- What's his serious face?
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- You know.
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- [Laughs]
Wow, very accurate, guys.
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- I haven't seen him since.
What about iguana?
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Have you seen him around here?
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- No, if I had,
I'd be passed out on the floor.
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Iguanas creep me out.
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They're like slithery
mini dinosaurs.
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- I know, so cute.
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Was that door open?
- You mean before?
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I think so. It was...
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- he must've escaped.
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- I told you we should've
snuck in here earlier
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and put a g.P.S. On him.
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- You let him out.
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- No, I...
- Tommy.
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Come on into the kitchen.
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It's time to cut the cake.
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Oh, what's going on?
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- Iguana's missing.
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- Call the police,
CIA, FBI, mtv.
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They need to issue
an iguana alert, a.S.A.P.
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- [Coughing]
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My body must be giving up.
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It stopped fighting
the infection.
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But I need to get to school.
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- No, Maddie, winky,
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you have to stay here
and get better.
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- But valuable education hours
wasting away.
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- I'm sure you'll make it all up
when you get better.
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- [Sighs] Okay.
- Okay.
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- [Fakes snoring]
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Good morning, Daniel.
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Did you sleep well?
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Up and at them.
Time to get dressed.
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- Stop looking at your phone.
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It's not gonna make him
text you any sooner.
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- I'm just worried.
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He hasn't responded
to any of my texts.
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- Walk over.
He lives across the street.
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- I can't just show up
at his door,
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especially not after
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the great iguana escape.
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- I'm sure he doesn't blame you
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or is ignoring you
because of that.
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- You think?
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- Absolutely.
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And if he is ignoring you,
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it must be for something else.
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- What? Like what?
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- Like not giving me
Pegasus wings
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when I asked you for them
last night.
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- Really?
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He's mad at me
for not giving you wings?
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- Yes.
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Us sharks are tight like that.
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- It's got to be
about the iguana.
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I only left the door open
for a minute.
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- Oh, that's the thing
about iguanas.
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They're cold-blooded,
double-chinned,
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speed demons.
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- Hey, Maddie.
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Where are you?
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- What are you doing here?
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Shouldn't you be at school?
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- Shouldn't you be at school?
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- Don't answer my question
with a question.
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- Oh, my.
Is this a deja vu?
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- What is that?
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- I brought dannyguana
Maria conchita's dog bed.
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She's too big for it now.
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- We came to help with,
you know...
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[Croaking]
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- Don't do that, ever.
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I'm sick.
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Didn't you read the update
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I sent in
to "miss information?"
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- No.
Why are you all dressed up?
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- And why is Danny iguana
wearing a bow tie?
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- Uh, he must've left it
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and found it in my closet
and put it on.
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- Maddie, this is not okay.
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You know you have to turn him
back into a human.
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- I will.
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- When?
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- When I've convinced him
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that we belong together,
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[both laugh]
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- Sophie, how dare you?
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- Look! Another lizard.
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- [Scoffs] Nice try.
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I'm not falling for that one.
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- No, there really is
another lizard behind you.
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- [Gasps]
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How did that get in here?
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- There's lizards
all over Miami.
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It must've sniffed out
dannyguana and snuck in.
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- Aww, dannyguana
has a little friend.
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That's so cute.
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- Well, he can't come
with Daniel and I.
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Today is our special day.
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No third wheels allowed.
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[Upbeat rock music]
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¶
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[no audible dialogue]
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Oh, Daniel,
this date was so magical.
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And I already know
what you're thinking,
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so you don't have
to say anything.
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And the answer is yes.
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I'll be your girlfriend again.
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- Oh, please tell me
it's Daniel,
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- it's just an alert
from miss information.
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- Oh, what's it say?
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- It says Maddie...
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Got back together with Daniel!
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- I what?
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- You got back together
with Maddie?
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- No, I didn't.
Miss information is misinformed.
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- Miss information
is never misinformed.
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- Did you just hear
what you said?
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- Yeah.
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- I didn't see you
in study hall this morning.
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- I got excused.
I was looking for iguana.
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Tommy is devastated.
He's on a hunger strike.
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And my mom had to go get him
from school and bring him home.
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- I'm so sorry.
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If there's anything I can do...
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I feel guilty.
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- Don't.
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If it got out of the garage,
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it's probably still
in the house.
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But I mean, you can help.
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I'm organizing a search party.
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- Count me in.
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- Oh, okay, fine.
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Count me in, too.
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- I had such an amazing time,
Daniel.
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I don't think
we've ever connected like this.
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You really get me, Daniel.
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Now, if you'd stop pooping
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and eating flies
all of the time,
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you'd be perfect.
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Oh, Daniel.
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- Daniel?
- Mom?
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Uh, what...
what are you doing here?
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- [Gasps]
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Is... is that Daniel Miller?
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- What?
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No.
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It's just an iguana
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that jumped through my window
this morning.
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And I decided
to name him Daniel.
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- You turned your ex-boyfriend
into an iguana.
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- No.
[Scoffs]
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Yes.
Wait, let me explain.
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He's not my ex-boyfriend
anymore.
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¶ We're back together ¶
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¶ mm-hmm, mm-hmm
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- why would you want
to date an iguana?
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Turn him back, please.
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- No!
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We're finally happy together.
And...
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Daniel?
- [Gasps]
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- Daniel?
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Daniel, where are you?
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Daniel?
See what you did?
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You offended him,
and now he's hiding.
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Daniel!
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- Uh, Maddie.
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You don't have to
worry about it.
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He's not hiding.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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He's in your closet,
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pooping in your shoes
right now.
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- [Gasps]
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It better not be
my lavender sneakers!
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- Okay, I've divided
the neighborhood into quadrants.
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Now we'll all split up
into teams,
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according to expertise.
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Mac, you have
no sense of direction,
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so you'll be with Tony.
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- Hey, I have an amazing sense
of direction.
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- You get lost
on the way to my house
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every time you come over.
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And it's only one street over.
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- But that's because
all the houses look the same.
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It feels like
I'm always walking in circles.
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- Okay.
Diego and I will be a team.
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And Emma and Daniel
will be another.
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- Maybe Emma should be with me,
because her instincts
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complement my logical
thinking perfectly.
262
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,772
- Yeah, that's why
you're with Mac.
263
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,574
He's very instinctive too.
264
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,009
- [Sighs]
265
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:47,445
- Can we quit arguing
over team assignments?
266
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,681
We have an iguana
to look for, people.
267
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:53,251
Now, everyone,
grab a walkie-talkie,
268
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:56,688
and let's go.
269
00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,125
- [Muttering]
270
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,594
Maddie, winky,
okay, try this one.
271
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,430
- We've tried a bunch.
And nothing's worked.
272
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,700
Maybe he doesn't
want to change back.
273
00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:12,404
- Maddie?
- Mm-hmm.
274
00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:14,305
- You can't keep him.
275
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,341
- [Gasps]
276
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:22,213
Fine.
One last one.
277
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,315
- Yeah.
278
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,851
- From cold-blooded to warm,
279
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,219
you'll no doubt enjoy
280
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,588
turning into the teenaged boy.
281
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,323
- [Gasps] Maddie!
282
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:32,957
Oh, be careful.
283
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,727
You could've hit
either one of us.
284
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:36,461
- I can't.
285
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,295
I've been trying for ages
286
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,031
to turn Daniel back into the
perfect boyfriend.
287
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,733
And now he is.
288
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:42,901
Daniel!
289
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,236
[Screaming]
290
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:48,106
- Maddie, you get back here.
291
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,942
Girl has lost her mind.
292
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,580
[Magical music]
293
00:11:55,582 --> 00:12:03,888
¶
294
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,128
I didn't mean to scare you.
295
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,396
I understand.
296
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,465
You're upset and confused.
297
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,935
That's how I felt when I first
found out I was a...
298
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,136
[Chuckles]
299
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,170
A witch.
300
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,107
Now, witches aren't like
you see in the movies.
301
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,843
We're more like
those superheroes you like,
302
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,678
except much prettier.
303
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:31,850
Daniel, are you still saying
you love me regardless?
304
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,320
Oh, Daniel.
305
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,694
- Iguanas have been
known to roam for Miles
306
00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:43,461
without any food or water.
307
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,630
They're known as the camels
of the rainforest.
308
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,931
- Really?
- No.
309
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,900
I just made that
up to impress you.
310
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,268
How did I do?
311
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,103
- Not bad.
312
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,839
Hey, where did you disappear to
last night?
313
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,241
I went to the garage
to find you.
314
00:12:56,243 --> 00:13:00,378
And then,
well, the iguana-gate happened.
315
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,446
- I was at the seven,
316
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,948
helping Diego
with a little emergency.
317
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,817
- What kind of emergency?
318
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,086
- Well...
319
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,791
How did this happen?
320
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:16,961
- He made some canned eyes
explode.
321
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,863
- What are canned eyes?
322
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:19,631
- No idea.
323
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,399
Probably one
of those fantasy card games
324
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,067
those two play,
like space cowboys
325
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,870
chase through history
or something lame like that.
326
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:29,007
- I love space cowboys
chase through history.
327
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,141
- You do?
So do I.
328
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,277
I've been trying to get
Ashton and Billy ray gamble
329
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,045
to join the revolutionary war
for weeks now.
330
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:39,017
- So you just said it was lame
to impress me?
331
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,052
- Well, Maddie used to say
it was lame all the time,
332
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,621
so I just figured all girls
think it was lame.
333
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,756
- I think it's cool.
334
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,991
The most popular athlete
in school,
335
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,393
he's a secret geek.
336
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,794
- I'm not.
337
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,396
- Come on, Danny!
338
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,097
Own the geek.
339
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:53,631
- Okay.
340
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,333
But you have to own
your thing too.
341
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,401
- What's my thing?
342
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,403
- The glitter.
Duh.
343
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:02,373
- Oh, I own the glitter.
344
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:09,881
- You know we could have used
our cell phones for this, right?
345
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,116
- Yeah, but this is way cooler.
- [Scoffs]
346
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,017
I would have to disagree.
347
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,286
The range of this radio
is only 500 feet.
348
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,921
In metric, that's 150 meters,
349
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,723
whereas the range of our
cell phones...
350
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,791
- whereas the range of my arm
351
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:23,027
is the same distance
between me and your face.
352
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:23,928
- [Yells]
353
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,197
- Can we get back
to the matter at hand,
354
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,232
the missing iguana?
355
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,401
- We've searched the entire
neighborhood and nothing.
356
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,903
Where else could it be?
357
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,738
- Maybe it was stolen.
358
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,608
- Why would anyone
steal an iguana?
359
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,981
- It was so romantic.
360
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,250
We went shopping, to the beach.
361
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,685
We shared an ice cream
at the seven.
362
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,188
Daniel had a side of flies.
363
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,457
- That is so romantic.
364
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:57,328
A pet and a boyfriend,
all in one, you are so lucky.
365
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,330
- Maddie, well, let's just say
366
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,900
you're heading down
that slippery slope
367
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,968
your mother
loves to slide down.
368
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,970
- What does that mean?
369
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:06,638
- It's crazy.
370
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,575
Even if he's Daniel,
he's still a reptile.
371
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,109
- [Gasps]
372
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,478
Don't talk smack
about my boyfriend.
373
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,713
- It's not smack.
It's fact.
374
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,850
- [Scoffs] [Phone beeps]
375
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:19,751
- What is it?
376
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,386
- Just a "miss information"
update,
377
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,221
some photo of Daniel and Emma
378
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,989
walking down by the beach.
379
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,525
Now where were we?
380
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,393
- Emma and Daniel on a hunt
381
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,129
for Daniel's brother's
missing iguana,
382
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,731
which means they are from today.
383
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,866
- I don't get it.
384
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,334
- Wait for it.
385
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,003
Three, two, one.
386
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,372
- [Screaming]
387
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:45,510
- And when he held my hand,
I got butterflies.
388
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,679
- The kind he's allergic to?
- No.
389
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,114
The good,
inside-the-tummy kind.
390
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,282
- Now I think I have the bad,
391
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,118
"want to barf up
what's in my tummy" kind.
392
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,553
[Laughs]
393
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:55,954
Too far?
394
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,623
Personally, I thought it was
right on the line, but okay.
395
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,391
- I just wish
we could find iguana.
396
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:03,895
- How about a spell,
like an iguana-locating spell?
397
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:07,365
- I would, but I'm afraid
it'll end up in the pool.
398
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,968
I'm three for three
in relocating people there.
399
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,503
- Let's just go over
what happened last night,
400
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,104
step-by-step.
401
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:16,341
And let's start with
the last time you saw Daniel.
402
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:16,941
- Okay.
403
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,944
You and I were standing
by the chips, talking.
404
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,847
- Right,
then I bit into a chip and said,
405
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,383
"these chips
taste like sawdust."
406
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,852
- Then Daniel walked up to us.
407
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,887
[Sighs]
408
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:43,468
- Okay, that's so
not how it happened.
409
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,174
- Hey, so glad you could come.
410
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,476
- Us too.
411
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,712
And may I commend
your interior decorator
412
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,247
on the most elegant job
413
00:16:56,249 --> 00:17:00,518
on the architectural details
of your abode.
414
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:03,187
- Andi.
415
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,490
- What?
Fine.
416
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,191
Well, what's the deal
with this dip?
417
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,126
It's not even seven-layer.
418
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:12,296
- I don't know.
You should ask my mom.
419
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:20,505
- Hey, we're twins.
See?
420
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,874
- Great.
421
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,077
- Tony too.
This is so weird.
422
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,146
- We're all wearing
the same shirt.
423
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,013
This is awesome.
424
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,749
- Aren't you going to make
any of your usual remarks?
425
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,052
- [Stammering] I am.
426
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,120
But there's just
so many one-liners
427
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,755
going through
my head right now.
428
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,123
I don't know where to start.
429
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,559
- We should change.
- It's fine.
430
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,061
Everyone else here
are little kids.
431
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,229
They wouldn't dare
make fun of us.
432
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,265
[All laughing]
433
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,300
- I'll get you a shirt.
434
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:53,304
- That's too small.
You'll never fit into that.
435
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,973
- Is it?
436
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,688
- [Laughs]
437
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,490
It's wet is what it is.
438
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:16,961
- Yeah, but it fits,
and that's all that matters.
439
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,029
- Here, you need some help?
440
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,864
- No.
No, no, no, no.
441
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,100
- That was the best
part of the night.
442
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,569
- Then, Daniel's mother
walked up to us
443
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:25,837
and asked if
I could go get him.
444
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:31,275
- Emma, would you go get Daniel
and ask him to fix the speakers?
445
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,844
- Sure.
- Thank you.
446
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,246
[Upbeat dance music]
447
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,449
- ¶ Yo, hey
448
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,688
- Danny, your mom wants...
449
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:48,292
she wants you to help her
with something.
450
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,161
- I'm ready.
451
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,297
Whoa. Are you...
452
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,867
- I'm... I'm fine.
453
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,837
- So it was you, both of you.
454
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:03,007
You left the door open.
Mystery solved.
455
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,308
I win.
456
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,611
I mean, mystery solved.
457
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:07,845
Nobody wins.
458
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,447
Now, let's go to sleep.
459
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,982
We have a new search party
tomorrow,
460
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:15,586
and Tony pestering me
about not needing my radios.
461
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,424
- Don't worry, Maddie.
462
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,661
There are plenty
of other iguanas in the ocean.
463
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,063
- I don't need another iguana.
464
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:26,797
I need Daniel.
465
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,466
And this is going to help me
get him back.
466
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:33,804
Now, let's send this iguana
to a special new home.
467
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,176
- Guys, thanks for spending
your Saturday helping me.
468
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:38,976
- Oh, it's Saturday?
469
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:42,380
I only came 'cause you told me
we were skipping school.
470
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,749
What?
- How's Tommy?
471
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,084
- Holding up.
472
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,820
- Hey!
Andi, you didn't get my text?
473
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,255
We don't need the radios.
474
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,624
- Uh, no, I didn't.
475
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,660
See, cell phones
are so unreliable,
476
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,596
which is exactly why
we need my radios.
477
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,665
- No, see, I had everyone
478
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,067
download a g.P.S. Locator app
on their phone.
479
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,136
See? This is me.
This is Daniel.
480
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:07,705
- Oh, yeah.
And where am I?
481
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,340
Is that me?
- No, that's me.
482
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,310
See, this is why you shouldn't
be in charge
483
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,411
of communication tools,
484
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,846
because obviously,
you aren't qualified.
485
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,381
What are you guys doing?
486
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,750
- [Yells]
487
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,455
- Hey, thanks
for helping me search.
488
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,890
- I'll make more
posters tonight.
489
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,625
- You might want to go easier
on the glitter.
490
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,428
- Hey, the more noticeable
the better, right?
491
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,196
- You're right.
I take it back.
492
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,097
Glitter your heart out.
493
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:38,135
Hey, you want to walk together
to school Monday?
494
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:49,480
- [Gasps] Iguana?
495
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,782
Where did you come from?
496
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,589
- Hey, Emma,
I forgot my jacket.
497
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,726
Iguana?
498
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:03,794
- Now, remember,
499
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:08,232
we are never
to speak of this ever again.
500
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,433
Right?
501
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,769
Both: Right.
502
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,371
- [Laughs]
503
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:17,942
I still can't believe
you kissed an iguana.
504
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,110
- Was it romantic?
505
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,746
- Hey, what did I just say?
506
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,956
- Is something wrong, Sophie?
507
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,923
- What's the big deal?
508
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,360
She stares blankly at the wall
all the time.
509
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,261
- Is that...
510
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,663
am I seeing things?
511
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,431
Both: Probably.
512
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:42,366
- [Gasps]
513
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,969
Katie, Maddie, that's a...
514
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,405
a boy!
Both: What?
515
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,607
- There's a boy by your shelf.
516
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,342
Look.
517
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:01,786
[All screaming]
518
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:21,138
¶
519
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:31,148
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