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- ow!

- What are you doing?

- You wouldn't answer my calls,

and your dad keeps closing the
door on me, so I, uh...

- you decided
to go all stalker on me...?

- Please, just hear me out.

I don't know
what came over me this week.

It's like I was possessed
or something.

- Okay.

Go on.

- But I wanted
to tell you that...

I like you.

- You do?

- Yes.

You're quirky,
you're a little bit cheesy,

and you definitely talk a lot.

- Gee, thanks.

- No, no,
I meant that as a compliment,

but lately
I can't say anything right.

Like yesterday
I kept saying the opposite

of what I meant.

- Previously
on every witch way...

- We're upside down.

- According to miss information,
Daniel got back with Maddie.

- Well, with Tony, there's only
one thing to do now.

- What's that?

- You're just gonna have to wipe
his memory.

- Cool.
- What?

- Just bring me
your kanay tomorrow.

- You are not gonna hurt him,
are you?

- Of course not.

- Duh, there's no such thing
as witches.

- Actually, yes, there are,

and I'm one of them.

[Sorrowful piano music]

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- ow!

- What are you doing?

- You wouldn't answer my calls,

and your dad keeps closing the
door on me, so I, uh...

- you decided
to go all stalker on me

and climb through my window?

- Please, just hear me out.

I don't know
what came over me this week.

It's like I was possessed
or something.

- Okay.

Go on.

- But I wanted
to tell you that...

I like you.

- You do?

- Yes.

You're quirky,
you're a little bit cheesy,

and you definitely talk a lot.

- Gee, thanks.

- No, no,
I meant that as a compliment,

but lately
I can't say anything right.

Like yesterday
I kept saying the opposite

of what I meant.

It's like I was under a spell
or something.

- What?
No, definitely not mine.

I mean, I can't cast spells.

That's totally preposterous.

- See what I mean?

You're funny, you're strange,
and you're unpredictable.

And now that I think
I can say what I mean,

I wanted to tell you that...

I think about you all the time,

and I want to go out with you.

- What about Maddie?

- I'm going to talk to her,

and I'm gonna tell her
that it's over for good.

You know,
she didn't used to be like this,

but lately all she does is lie
and manipulate.

But you're different.

See, with you,
what you see is what you get,

and I love that.

- Danny, me too, really,

but if we're gonna go out,
I have to tell you the truth.

- Whatever it is,
you can tell me.

I promise I won't judge you.

- Sorry, lily.

I'm a...

- hello?

- Who is that?
- Wait.

I'll come down.
- Oh, oh, oh.

- Emma?

- Wait.

She sounds familiar.

- Emma?

- Nurse lily?

[Upbeat pop music]

- ¶ I cast a spell

¶ it takes a hold of you

¶ I see my dreams

¶ and they're all coming true ¶

¶ come on, let's go ¶

¶ you and me together

¶ look up ahead

¶ there's a magical adventure ¶

¶ every witch way,
ay, ay, ay, ay ¶

¶ I'm trying every witch way,
ay, ay, ay, ay ¶

¶ I'm going every witch way,
ay, ay, ay, ay ¶

¶ every witch way ¶

[knocking]

- I got it.
I got it.

- Hey, Mrs. Miller.

- Hi, boys.

- Hi.
- Is Daniel home?

- Oh, Daniel
is across the street at Emma's.

- Oh.
- Uh, can we wait for him here?

- Sure.

Make yourselves at home.

- Whatcha you reading?

- Whatcha you doing?

- We are making cookies

for Tommy's birthday party
tomorrow, aren't we?

- We, I mean, he,
is getting an iguana.

- He is?
- Cool.

- That's what mom said.

- Christine,
I thought we decided...

let's take this calm
and civil conversation

into the living room.

- Can we help?

Whoa!

Uh, so Tommy's birthday party.

Room for two more?

- No.

- But we're the life
of every party.

- Mel, come help me get the
decorations out of the garage.

- Don't touch anything.

- Stop that.

Huh?
- Uh!

Hide the evidence.

- What are you doing?

- My cookies.

You found the hexerin
and you didn't tell me?

Why would you do that?

- What's the big deal?

Now we have it, and now we know
who the chosen one is.

All we have to do is wait
for the eclipse,

and we're golden.

- Just like that, huh?

- Yup.
See?

Nothing to worry about.

- Oh, Maddie, I really thought
by now you would have learned

that things
are never that simple,

especially not
when the hexerin is involved.

- I got the book like you asked.

What more do you want from me?

- I want you to understand
how serious this is

and that keeping secrets
from me can be dangerous.

- Okay, okay, I get it.

- Good.

- [Gasps] Hey, my shoes.

- I am holding on to them...

- [Gasps]

- Until you can prove
that I can trust you.

- But they're my favorite pair.

- I know.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

- You two know each other, like,
outside of school?

- She's my...
my...

- her cousin's brother's
sister's stepson's Aunt.

Francisco, I mean,
cousin Francisco

invited me over for dinner,

so why don't I go to the kitchen
and start making a salad.

- So what were you
about to tell me?

- Uh, nothing important.

- Well, it sounded important,

something about telling me
the truth.

- Cousin Francisco
just texted me

that he's on the way home,
so, you, young man,

need to leave right out
the window you came in through.

- How do you know
I came through the window?

- I didn't, but now I do.

- Oh, you're one
of those adults...

- Yep.

- Okay, we'll talk tomorrow?

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Great timing.

Why did you come over here?

- So we could come up with
a plan to get the hexerin back.

I've got to get you ready
for the eclipse.

- How did you get in here?

- I have a key.

- To my house?

- Standard-issue guardian's kit.

It's got everything I need
to keep an eye on you.

- That's really cool.

Just don't let Andi see it,

or the hexerin won't
be the only thing missing.

- And I got here just in time.

You were about to tell Daniel
about your powers.

- No, I wasn't.

- You're right.

You are a bad liar.

- How did you know I was lying?

- I didn't, but now I do.

- You are one of those adults.

- Listen, Emma, I know you
want to be honest with everyone,

but sometimes it's necessary
to keep secrets.

Not only do you risk...

- Emma, I'm home.

Want to order pizza?
- Uh-oh.

My dad will be super suspicious
if he finds you here.

- You're right.

I'll follow Daniel's lead
and use the window.

- Hey, em, anchovy pizza
with extra ham?

- Em, send me somewhere else.

- Okay, um...

Like an invisible wave
that goes by,

send lily to iridium high.

- How much time do we have?

- About 15 minutes.

Then we need to run back
to school before lunch is over.

- I wanted to talk to you
in person,

but since you keep calling me.

- I just don't understand,
Daniel,

we just got back together,

and you're already breaking up
with me?

- But I don't want to hurt you.

- You've never broken up
with me.

I always break up with you.

You're playing my part.

- Well, things change.

- This conversation is over.

- Maddie.

- I just hung up with you.

I can't hear you talking now.

- Come on, Maddie.

- Fine.

Since you're playing my part,
I'll play yours.

I'm so sorry, Maddie.

Please take me back.

This is where you play me.

Say, "okay, I forgive you.

Now let's get back together."

- You really want to be
with someone

who doesn't want to be with you?

- You obviously want to be
with me.

There couldn't possibly
be anybody else

you'd want to be with.

Is there?

- Um...

- this is where you say "no,"

and even if the answer's yes,
you lie and say "no."

- No, this is when I say yes
and mean it

because yes,
there is someone else

and that someone is Emma.

- Wow.

- Danny, you'll regret this!

- That is so unlike Daniel.

He never stands up
to Maddie and...

- Wait!

- Ahh!

- So my parents are interviewing
for a new cashier at the seven,

and the first guy
that they interviewed

was a funny Irish guy,
Andy o'Daniel.

- Daniel?
Did you say Daniel?

- Could you be
a little more obvious?

- I think they interviewed
my neighbor too.

Manny.
- Danny? Did you say Danny?

- Okay, what's the deal, Emma?
- Nothing.

I just wanted
to borrow Daniel's notes

on yesterday's English class.

- Here, you can use mine.

I take really good notes.

They're sorted,
index color-coded,

footnoted, sticky-noted.

- Oh, so you won't mind
if I use them?

- No, give them back.

Give them back.
Give them back.

No.

- Ow!

Watch it.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't think
it would actually...

- ugh.

- Is that an icicle hanging
from your nose?

- His nose is super runny.

- That looks more like frostbite
or something.

- [Gasps]
Yes, that's what it is.

Here, um, let me take you
to the nurse's office.

- The oatmeal's not coming off.

You might just have to accept
that this is your new look.

I'd call it "blueberry chic."

- [Sighs]

- Wait, why don't you
just cast a spell?

- [Gasps]

That's right.

I can fix this,
and I can rid the world

of that little vermilion
that is Emma.

- I think you mean vermin.

Vermilion
is a shade of red derived

from the cinnabar ore, which...

- come on, panthers,
we're going on a witch hunt.

[Thunder clapping]

- There she is.

- What are you gonna do?

- Step back, panthers.

This is what
I've been practicing for.

Hot summer days full of...

Daniel?

- He's gonna ruin it.

- Nothing's ruined.

Daniel will just have
to suffer with her.

- What are you going to do?

- Turn them into frogs?

- You call that a good idea?

Frogs?

That's totally lame.

Hot summer days
full of bees and snakes.

- I don't think
you want to do that.

And all she wanted to do

was make this crazy
glitter collage and...

you are wasting my
time, miss van pelt.

I want specifics.

- What happened?

I could suddenly
see from my ears.

- I turned you into a frog.

- Gross.

I don't still have
a frog chin, do I?

Let's start over,
and no more babbling.

The other girl,
is she a witch, too?

- Do you mean, um, gigi?

- No, and don't try to be cute.

I eat cute for breakfast.

I mean the math
teacher's daughter.

- Oh, her.

Why do you have so many frogs?

They're slimy, yucky,
and croak-like.

Let's try this one more time.

Is Emma a witch, too?

Ribbit once for yes
or twice for no.

- So it's a small party and will
probably end in disaster,

but it should be fun
until the disaster part.

- Count me in.
- Seriously?

- Sure, why not?

My other options are
watching my dad burn a meat loaf

and then ordering pizza
or playing

zombie invasion armageddon
smorgasbord with Andi.

- Daniel, so glad we found you.

- What are you doing here?

You're not supposed
to be at high school.

- We took a sabbatini
from school today.

- A what?

- I think he means
a sabbatical,

a fancy term for skip school.

- Okay, why would you do that?

Mom and dad are
going to be furious.

Say good-bye
to your new iguana.

- Yes, I knew I
was gonna get one.

- Here's the thing,
we set up a small prank,

and we might have
gone too far with it.

- How far?

- We covered Maddie
with oatmeal.

- No way!

I mean, bad, so bad.

- And what have we here?

One of you want
to explain this?

- Sure.

Uh, this is an "icicle."

This is his "nose,"

and the icicle is stuck to it.

- And I tried pulling
it off, but it stuck.

- Did you try burping
on it to melt it?

- Shh, shh, shh.

- How would burping melt?

I'll take care of it.

You can go back to class now.

- Nah, I'm cool.
I'll stay here.

- Oh, because you're
so worried about him,

and you want to make
sure that he's okay,

and he can't possibly
make it without you.

- Yeah.

- Nice try.
Go back to class now.

- Okay.

- Come on, panthers.

- She knows, doesn't
she about your...

- [Croak]

I mean, um, she totally
gave me the third degree.

- What did you tell her?

- Oh, not that much about me.

- Then about Emma?

- I may have let
a couple things slip.

- About her having the hexerin?

About her being the chosen one?

About how much you
hate her shoes?

- Let's just say two
out of those three.

Let's go, pronto.

- Ready for practice?

- We're a couple short today.

- Yeah, Daniel's m.I.A., and
Diego's in the nurse's office.

- What happened to Diego?

- Oh, uh, he had an
icicle stuck to his nose.

- Inverted cold.
No biggie.

- And is he still
with the nurse?

- That's where I left him.

- Okay, uh,
I'll take care of him.

Um, you guys head to practice
and start doing warm-up laps.

Go.

- And you're all set.

- Oh.

- Exactly how did you...

- Diego, swim practice, go now.

- Thanks for your help.

- What, wait, wait,
you can't just come in here

and clear one of my patients.

- He said he feels fine,
and that's all there is to it.

- No, it's not.

I just extracted an icicle
from his nose, plus,

apparently, he's been burping
fire out of his mouth, so...

- he's fine.

- I thought they were extinct,
but he's got all the signs.

- Aha.

You know.

- He's got all the signs
of being raised by circus folk...

burping fire,
sneezing icicles...

standard circus school
grammar lessons.

- So is that what you're
going with, circus school?

How do you know
about the kanays?

- I've been looking for you.

- How did you find me?

- You told the sharks you
were coming here after practice.

- Oh.

You didn't use any hocus pocus
mumbo jumbo abracadabra?

- No.

I used my phone, which,
if you think about it,

is magic in itself,
don't you think?

- Why were you looking for me?

- We have to talk about
what happened in school.

- About you being a witch?

- Yeah.

Look, I'm sorry I'm going
to have to do this to you.

- Do what?

- I think I know how you
know about the kanays.

You're a witch, aren't you?

- Yes, and you are?

- Uh, nothing.

I don't have any
powers or anything.

- Neither do I, but I'm
still technically a witch,

and if your mother's a witch,
then you must be...

- You know about my mother?

- She doesn't hide it
as well as she might think.

You know, if she doesn't want
anyone suspecting she's a witch,

then she probably shouldn't act

exactly like
a stereotypical witch.

- Oh, but that's not an act.

That's just her.

- Like I was saying,

if your mother's a witch,
then you must be something.

- I'm not, because I'm adopted.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

- I never heard
of a witch adopting a human.

- Well, now you have.

- So he doesn't
remember anything?

- Hmm, I wouldn't say that...

Exactly.

Erasing somebody's
memory can be tricky.

- You should have
taken advantage

and wiped out his obsession
for magic.

- [Gasps] Like how I should
wipe your obsession

with zombies, werewolves,
and vampires?

- Wipe those away,
and I could become a panther.

- Now that is scary.

- Speaking of which,
what's the plan?

- Once I finish getting ready,

we'll walk over to
Daniel's for the party.

- No, no, no, I mean,

what's the plan for stealing
the hexerin back?

We need it before the eclipse.

- I know, but let's just
go and enjoy the party.

There's not much Maddie
can do in one night.

[Grunting]

- [Computer ringing]

- [Gasps] It's Daniel.

How do I look?

- Eh.

- You look great.

- And pick that up.
That's designer.

Yeah.

Hey, Daniel.
- Hey, Maddie.

The terrible three minus one
have something to say.

- It's my birthday,
so I don't have to say sorry.

- That's not it.
Do what we practiced.

- We are really sorry about
the blue oatmeal thing.

- It was you.

- And we'll pay for
dry cleaning your clothes

with our allowance.

- Okay.
I forgive them.

Now you forgive me,
and let's get back together.

- Sorry, not gonna happen,

but thanks for being
so understanding.

- Aah.

- Hey, everything's ready.

After my dad gives Tommy
the cake,

he'll give him the iguana.

- He'll love it.

He'll never forget
his first iguana.

Hey, I love this song.

I want to dance.

- You iguana dance with me?

- You guys are such geeks.

- ¶ Dancing, dancing

¶ let go, go

¶ catch the feeling,
don't you know ¶

both: No!

- I can't believe he said that.

- And he wasn't even
under the opposite spell,

so he must have meant it.

- He did not mean it.
I know it.

- Let it go, Maddie.

The vein in your forehead
is alarmingly huge.

- He's such a...

Ah, a reptile.

In fact...
- Maddie.

- Crocodile, snakes,
I'm a female wizard,

turn Daniel into a lizard.

No, I can't.

When we get back together,
I can't kiss a former lizard.

- Are you sure you
pulled back in time?

- Definitely.

I'm pretty sure.

Maybe.

- [Sigh] See, it didn't work.

He was right here.

- No, he was on the beanbag.

I remember seeing that
picture behind him.

- Oh, you and your
photographic memory.

[Gasps]

- What was that?

- We come in peace.

- Oh, just...

[gasps]

- Ahh!

- Daniel?

- You did turn
Daniel into a lizard.

- I must be more
powerful than I thought.

- What do we do now?

- We take him with us.

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