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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I waited at school for an hour
and had to walk home.
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No one even called.
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Mandy went into labor.
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I had to go to the hospital.
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She had the baby
and no one told me?
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And what exactly is it
that's wrong with your bed?
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My husband's in it.
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So, you're just gonna
keep sleeping here
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instead of dealing
with it?
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I'm helping with the baby.
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She'll still be crying
tomorrow. Go home.
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Uh-oh.
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CUSTOMER:
Ten dollars on pump two.
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CASHIER: You got it.
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Hi, uh, ten dollars
on pump, uh...
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whichever that one is.
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Ain't you young to be driving?
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Oh, I'm just pumping gas
for my dad.
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He's in the bathroom.
Might be a while.
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(scoffs) Been there.
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I'm on pump number three.
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You?
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Two.
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Nice.
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(phone ringing)
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Hello?
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Hey, it's Missy.
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I stole my dad's truck,
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I'm running away.
Want to come?
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You're running away?
Sounds dangerous.
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Oh, um...
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well, my dad taught me
how to drive and...
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I'm messing with you.
Come and get me.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Why didn't we do this years ago?
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My feet wouldn't
reach the pedals.
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(snoring)
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Dad, wake up. There's a problem.
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What? What's wrong?
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It's Saturday morning
and no one's cooking bacon.
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Oh. So go cook bacon.
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But Mom cooks bacon.
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Well, she's at
your meemaw's.
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Which is why I'm waking you up.
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Sheldon, you're a very
intelligent little boy,
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I'm sure you can handle bacon.
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I'll wake up Missy.
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No, wait...
(exhales)
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She's mad at the
world right now.
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Just leave her alone.
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Then I'll call Mom.
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(groans) Okay...
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I'll make your
stupid bacon, happy?
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I've been better.
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This is the best day of my life.
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First time running away?
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Pretty much.
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Think your parents
know you're gone?
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They barely know when I'm there.
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Missy, there's breakfast.
We saved you a little.
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What about somewhere
with a beach,
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like California?
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We've already driven
five hours east,
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so we might want to
keep heading that way.
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East. You really are smart.
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I get there was a lot
of yelling last night.
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Just want you to know I'm here
when you're ready to talk.
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I mean, if you want a beach,
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then Florida's in
the right direction.
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Oh, and it's almost
spring break.
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Like MTV Spring Break?
Mm-hmm.
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If you expect me to apologize,
you can sit in there forever.
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Great.
Then we're going to Florida.
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Let's pay and get out of here.
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Or...
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let's not pay
and get out of here.
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Fine, ignore me.
I'm eating your bacon.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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You know, there's a more
spatially efficient way
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to do that.
It's good enough.
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Is that what you tell
your football players?
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I make them run laps.
That what you want?
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You're funny.
I like our weekends together.
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(pots clattering)
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Oh.
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Hi. Um...
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I didn't see your truck.
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I just came
to grab a few things.
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Yeah. It's fine.
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Hi, Shelly.
How you doing, baby?
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I'm all right, although
the dishwasher looks like
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it was loaded by Gustaf Dalén.
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He won a Nobel Prize in physics.
And was blind.
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What do you mean you didn't
see my truck outside?
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It's not out front.
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Yes, it is.
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I was just out there.
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The hell's my truck?
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It's a '86 Ford F-250.
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And you didn't hear anything?
No.
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What about you, ma'am?
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Well, um, actually...
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Oh, she hasn't
slept here in days.
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She's just
getting her things.
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I was taking
care of the baby.
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We have a new grandbaby.
(chuckles)
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You mentioned you
had a daughter.
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Any chance she saw something?
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(chuckles) I doubt it.
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She didn't even
come out of her room.
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You haven't
seen her at all?
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No. She's mad at me.
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Mind if we ask her?
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Missy.
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Open up.
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(gasps) Missy?
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Son of a bitch.
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Huh, your truck's gone
and she's gone?
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What are the odds of that?
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She took my truck, Sheldon.
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Oh, more chaos. Got it.
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We are breaking so
many laws right now.
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I feel like Thelma Louise.
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Me too.
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Have you seen
that movie?
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No.
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Me neither.
(giggles)
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How could you not know
she was missing?
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I thought she was giving me
the silent treatment.
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You know, teenage girls.
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I don't.
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Moody, moody, moody.
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Sheldon.
When was the last time
you saw your daughter?
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Uh, well...
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Hard to say.
We just... Lot going on.
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Well, at 6:15 she made
a plate of food
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and took it to her room,
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which I said, "is how
you attract ants,"
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and she said to mind
my own business,
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and I said it
is my business
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because her bedroom
shares a wall with mine...
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6:15, got it.
No one saw her after that?
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Well, at 7:22, she had
to use the restroom,
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but she had to wait
because my dad was in there.
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Probably due
to all the beers.
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Thank you.
Happy to help.
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And then at 7:45, she
tried the bathroom again,
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and luckily, by then
my father had...
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Sheldon, when was
the last time you saw her?
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Well, at 9:15 I brought her
a can of Raid for the ants,
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and she told me to go to hell,
which is rude.
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And then at 11:06 I tried
to communicate with her
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via walkie-talkie
to no response.
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I can't believe
she would do this.
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How does she even
know how to drive?
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All right, now,
take your foot off the brake
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gently put it on the...
(tires screech)
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(Missy laughing)
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I bet your mother taught her.
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She could be lost,
she could be in an accident,
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she could be in a ditch
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by the side of the road somewhere.
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♪ So I wake in the morning ♪
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♪ And I step outside ♪
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♪ And I take a deep breath ♪
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♪ And I get real high... ♪
There's a cop.
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(turns volume down)
Be cool. Be cool.
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♪ Scream from
the top of my lungs ♪
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♪ What's going on? ♪
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(turns volume up)
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♪ And I say, "Hey-ey-ey." ♪
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Okay, well,
if you hear anything,
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please give me a call.
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Thank you.
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Nothing.
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Any word?
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No. None of her friends
have heard from her.
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The police are looking
for my truck, but still no sign.
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I can't believe
that girl.
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Did she even think about
how worried we'd all be?
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Wow, you became a dad fast.
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Well, it just kicks in.
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(sighs) I don't know
who else to call.
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What about Paige?
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Are they still in touch?
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They saw each other
a few weeks ago.
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Although Paige was
quite inebriated.
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What?
It means drunk.
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We know what it means.
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And Paige has
run away from home before.
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If I was going on the lam,
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that's certainly
who I'd contact.
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"Lam." What a fun word.
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I'm glad I got the chance
to use it.
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Lam.
MARY: Hi. Linda,
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this is Mary Cooper.
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Um, I'm sorry
to call out of the blue,
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but is Missy there with Paige?
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No. Why?
What's going on?
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(sighs)
Well...
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Missy has run away,
and we thought...
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That my daughter
would have something
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to do with it?
Oh, no, I'm not accusing her.
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No, that's exactly
something she would do.
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Hold on.
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Paige.
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I'm thinking
she might be with Paige.
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Paige?
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(opens door)
Damn it.
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Hey, can I drive?
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Better not.
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My dad'll be pretty mad if
something happens to his truck.
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Like what,
if somebody stole it?
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Oh, my God, I'm a criminal.
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Yeah.
It's pretty cool, right?
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I'm gonna be in so much trouble.
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Only if you go back.
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I guess you're right.
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I mean, don't worry.
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When we get to Daytona,
everything's gonna be great.
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Think so?
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Yeah.
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Hey, maybe we should
change our names.
Really?
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And I hate my name.
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Paige. What am I,
a congressional aide?
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Yeah, totally.
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So, what name
are you gonna pick?
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I'm thinking Ginger.
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That is so good.
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Ginger's not
a boring scientist.
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Ginger's fun.
She's alive.
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I'm gonna pick Susan.
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No, Suzie.
Much cuter.
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Ginger and Suzie.
Ginger and Suzie.
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♪ Call me up and tell me... ♪
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Wait, is it too late to
change my name to Brandi?
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Too late.
Come on, Ginger.
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I can't believe the last thing
we did was yell at her.
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Now, don't go blaming yourself.
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Uh, I was blaming both of us.
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So, we weren't
supposed to punish her?
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Kids do stupid stuff,
parents yell at them.
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Yeah, y'all did it to me,
I'm gonna do it to my kid.
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Calm down, Daddy.
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I know y'all are worried,
but this ain't helping.
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She snuck out
and stole my truck.
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I mean, how is this our fault?
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Well, maybe she was right.
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She does get ignored
around here.
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I liked being ignored.
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Let me get away with
all kinds of stuff.
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Please stop helping.
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We need to get the police
back on the phone.
259
00:09:40,634 --> 00:09:41,635
I know how to find them.
260
00:09:41,635 --> 00:09:43,470
Really?
How?
261
00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:45,263
Right, well, based on the time
they've been gone
262
00:09:45,263 --> 00:09:46,848
and the average speed limit,
I've calculated that this circle
263
00:09:46,848 --> 00:09:48,392
is the maximum distance
they could have traveled.
264
00:09:48,392 --> 00:09:51,061
And what are the pins?
I'm glad you asked.
265
00:09:51,061 --> 00:09:53,397
To help narrow down
the search, I've identified
266
00:09:53,397 --> 00:09:54,773
points of interest
to teenage girls.
267
00:09:54,773 --> 00:09:57,484
The big four--
malls, beauty salons,
268
00:09:57,484 --> 00:09:59,486
horse stables and roller rinks.
269
00:09:59,486 --> 00:10:01,196
And what are the blue pins?
270
00:10:01,196 --> 00:10:02,989
Those are places
that I'm interested in
271
00:10:02,989 --> 00:10:04,699
that we can swing by
after we find them.
272
00:10:04,699 --> 00:10:06,076
For example, Peaster, Texas...
273
00:10:06,076 --> 00:10:07,160
No one cares.
274
00:10:08,453 --> 00:10:10,455
Peaster, Texas--
birthplace of Robert E. Howard,
275
00:10:10,455 --> 00:10:13,667
regarded to be the father of
the sword and sorcery subgenre.
276
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,210
Sheldon, this isn't about you.
277
00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:16,962
But it's a good start.
278
00:10:16,962 --> 00:10:18,672
Why don't you go
narrow that down even more?
279
00:10:18,672 --> 00:10:20,966
I'll check in Missy's room
for clues.
280
00:10:20,966 --> 00:10:23,427
If she took her roller skates,
this case is closed.
281
00:10:27,806 --> 00:10:29,349
Think your parents
are freaking out?
282
00:10:29,349 --> 00:10:31,143
Probably having a party.
283
00:10:31,143 --> 00:10:33,103
And then Sheldon will complain
about them having a party,
284
00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:35,564
and they'll stop because he gets
everything he wants.
285
00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:39,401
I know.
Try being the golden child.
286
00:10:39,401 --> 00:10:41,194
Everybody's always expecting
big things from you
287
00:10:41,194 --> 00:10:42,571
'cause you're a genius.
288
00:10:42,571 --> 00:10:44,448
What do you want to do?
289
00:10:45,449 --> 00:10:47,159
I don't know.
290
00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:49,077
Something simple, easy.
291
00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:52,372
You know, I heard there's
a place in Florida
292
00:10:52,372 --> 00:10:53,874
where you can get a job
as a mermaid.
293
00:10:53,874 --> 00:10:55,709
Really?
Really.
294
00:10:55,709 --> 00:10:58,545
Don't get mad at me,
but you are a genius.
295
00:10:58,545 --> 00:11:00,464
Just don't tell
the other mermaids.
296
00:11:01,548 --> 00:11:02,841
(siren chirping)
Oh, crap.
297
00:11:02,841 --> 00:11:04,509
Well, how fast are you going?
298
00:11:04,509 --> 00:11:05,594
I'm not going too fast.
Maybe I'm going too slow.
299
00:11:05,594 --> 00:11:06,803
Should I speed up?
300
00:11:06,803 --> 00:11:07,637
Don't speed up.
What are you doing?
301
00:11:07,637 --> 00:11:08,889
I don't know.
302
00:11:08,889 --> 00:11:10,307
Just...
Maybe it's not for us.
303
00:11:10,307 --> 00:11:11,683
Pull over and let him pass.
304
00:11:20,484 --> 00:11:21,693
What do we do?
305
00:11:21,693 --> 00:11:23,528
We need to get
our stories straight.
306
00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:26,239
We're cousins, you're 16,
you forgot your license at home,
307
00:11:26,239 --> 00:11:28,450
and we're on our way to the
hospital to visit our grandma.
308
00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:29,743
Okay.
309
00:11:34,873 --> 00:11:36,708
I'm only 13, I stole
my dad's truck
310
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,168
and we didn't pay for
breakfast at the diner.
311
00:11:38,168 --> 00:11:39,294
We just left.
312
00:11:40,253 --> 00:11:42,672
Okay. And who's this?
313
00:11:42,672 --> 00:11:44,758
My cousin, Ginger.
314
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:54,666
Is anyone hungry?
I can make sandwiches.
315
00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:55,709
No, thanks.
316
00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:57,544
Not hungry.
I could eat.
317
00:11:57,544 --> 00:11:59,838
Then make yourself a sandwich.
318
00:11:59,838 --> 00:12:01,465
Maybe you should.
Are you cranky?
319
00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:03,133
Okay, I figured it out.
320
00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,218
Based off the pictures
321
00:12:04,218 --> 00:12:05,594
she's ripped out of magazines,
322
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,513
she's a big fan
of actor Luke Perry.
323
00:12:07,513 --> 00:12:10,808
Who is that?
He plays Dylan
on Beverly Hills, 90210.
324
00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:12,142
Your classic bad boy.
325
00:12:12,142 --> 00:12:14,186
Your classic bad boy?
326
00:12:14,186 --> 00:12:15,896
Yeah, like me.
327
00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:18,315
The show not only takes
place but is also filmed
328
00:12:18,315 --> 00:12:19,650
in Los Angeles, California.
329
00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:21,151
That's obviously
where she's heading.
330
00:12:21,151 --> 00:12:23,195
(phone ringing)
331
00:12:24,321 --> 00:12:25,989
Cooper residence.
332
00:12:25,989 --> 00:12:27,366
Now, given the amount of time
since she's left...
333
00:12:27,366 --> 00:12:29,660
They're okay!
They've found them.
334
00:12:30,661 --> 00:12:31,662
Oh, thank God.
335
00:12:31,662 --> 00:12:32,996
Where are they?
336
00:12:32,996 --> 00:12:35,707
Uh, about an hour
east of Baton Rouge.
337
00:12:35,707 --> 00:12:37,042
Apparently they were
on their way to Florida.
338
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,419
That's not where
Luke Perry is.
339
00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:39,503
Let me speak to them.
340
00:12:40,504 --> 00:12:41,713
Copy that.
341
00:12:42,673 --> 00:12:44,550
All right. Your parents
are on the way.
342
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:46,218
Are they mad?
343
00:12:46,218 --> 00:12:48,929
If my daughter stole my car
and ran away, I'd be mad.
344
00:12:48,929 --> 00:12:51,181
What if she had a good reason?
345
00:12:52,224 --> 00:12:53,600
Do you have a good reason?
346
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,686
Well, my brother's really smart
347
00:12:55,686 --> 00:12:58,355
and my older brother had a baby
and they were ignoring me.
348
00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:00,274
You might need
a better reason.
349
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,193
Are you taking us to jail?
350
00:13:04,403 --> 00:13:05,404
No.
351
00:13:05,404 --> 00:13:07,364
Great, so we can go?
352
00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:09,116
No.
353
00:13:09,116 --> 00:13:11,076
But I'm not
taking you in either.
354
00:13:11,076 --> 00:13:12,703
Why not?
355
00:13:12,703 --> 00:13:15,873
I got a kid your age.
I get it.
356
00:13:16,874 --> 00:13:18,625
Oh, God,
I'd rather sit in jail
357
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,752
than have another adult
tell me how much they get it.
358
00:13:20,752 --> 00:13:23,755
Not me.
Happy right here.
359
00:13:25,883 --> 00:13:28,802
I'm real sorry for whatever
Paige got Missy into.
360
00:13:28,802 --> 00:13:31,930
Thanks, but I think
this one's on Missy.
361
00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:34,558
I doubt it. Last month
she swiped my credit card
362
00:13:34,558 --> 00:13:36,393
and bought a plane ticket
to Hawaii.
363
00:13:36,393 --> 00:13:37,728
Nonrefundable.
364
00:13:37,728 --> 00:13:39,229
What did you do?
365
00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:40,355
What could I do?
I dropped her off at her dad's
366
00:13:40,355 --> 00:13:42,274
and I went to Hawaii.
367
00:13:42,274 --> 00:13:43,901
(chuckles)
Trust me,
368
00:13:43,901 --> 00:13:45,319
Missy's never gonna do
anything like this again.
369
00:13:45,319 --> 00:13:47,738
Aw, bless your heart.
370
00:13:47,738 --> 00:13:51,325
I'm serious.
School and home, that's it.
371
00:13:51,325 --> 00:13:54,745
No TV, no friends, no shoes.
372
00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:56,330
Let's see her
run away barefoot.
373
00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:59,791
That's your plan--
make her hate us even more?
374
00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:01,126
I'm not trying
to be her friend, Mary.
375
00:14:01,126 --> 00:14:02,419
I'm trying to be her parent.
376
00:14:02,419 --> 00:14:04,296
What do you think
I'm trying to be?
377
00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,340
Oh, I don't know.
Her neighbor?
378
00:14:09,635 --> 00:14:11,470
Is everything okay?
379
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:13,263
Yes.
380
00:14:13,263 --> 00:14:15,474
I've just been staying
across the street
381
00:14:15,474 --> 00:14:17,226
taking care of
our granddaughter.
382
00:14:17,226 --> 00:14:19,102
(chuckles) How long you gonna
keep using that excuse?
383
00:14:19,102 --> 00:14:21,813
I am so sorry.
It's been a stressful week.
384
00:14:21,813 --> 00:14:24,483
You don't need to apologize.
I've been there.
385
00:14:24,483 --> 00:14:25,651
Right.
386
00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:29,446
I know it's not
my place, but...
387
00:14:29,446 --> 00:14:31,823
Barry and I used to keep
a bunch of stuff bottled up,
388
00:14:31,823 --> 00:14:34,159
and we know how that turned out.
389
00:14:34,159 --> 00:14:36,203
We're not getting divorced.
390
00:14:36,203 --> 00:14:37,663
Yeah, over my dead body.
391
00:14:37,663 --> 00:14:39,831
Yeah, that's exactly
how it's gonna end.
392
00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,459
Oh, boy.
393
00:14:43,877 --> 00:14:45,295
(sighs)
394
00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:48,799
What was Missy thinking?
Why Florida?
395
00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:50,300
Why does it matter?
396
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,969
I made a solid hypothesis
backed by data.
397
00:14:51,969 --> 00:14:53,178
Where did I go wrong?
398
00:14:53,178 --> 00:14:55,222
You tried to predict
a teenage girl.
399
00:14:57,391 --> 00:14:58,684
Perhaps when she gets back
400
00:14:58,684 --> 00:15:00,143
we can take her in
for a brain scan.
401
00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:02,145
Maybe what Missy needs
402
00:15:02,145 --> 00:15:04,565
is for us all to be
a little understanding.
403
00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:05,899
I'm trying to understand.
404
00:15:05,899 --> 00:15:07,442
That's why I need
the brain scan.
405
00:15:07,442 --> 00:15:10,237
Look, your sister's
going through a lot these days.
406
00:15:10,237 --> 00:15:11,822
She's feeling overlooked,
407
00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:14,032
confused, angry, sad.
408
00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:16,660
She's feeling all those
things at once?
409
00:15:17,661 --> 00:15:18,704
Yeah.
410
00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:20,247
And I can't scan her brain?
411
00:15:20,247 --> 00:15:22,332
That is so unfair.
412
00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:24,710
So, what exactly
was your plan?
413
00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:26,670
We were gonna
go to Daytona Beach.
414
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:28,005
Like on MTV.
415
00:15:28,005 --> 00:15:29,381
And what were you
gonna do for money?
416
00:15:29,381 --> 00:15:31,133
I don't know.
417
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,843
We would have figured
something out.
418
00:15:32,843 --> 00:15:35,053
Yeah, she's an actual genius.
419
00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:37,347
Sorry.
420
00:15:37,347 --> 00:15:40,267
Don't get a lot of
geniuses back there.
421
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:42,561
Mostly stupid folk.
422
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,565
I'm just saying, I have a good
relationship with Missy.
423
00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:49,026
Yeah, I taught her
how to throw a ball.
424
00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:50,444
Taught her how to drive.
425
00:15:50,444 --> 00:15:52,195
You taught her how to drive?
426
00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:54,197
Oh, uh...
427
00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:56,199
You know, just the basics
in-in a parking lot.
428
00:15:57,743 --> 00:15:59,036
Hey...
429
00:15:59,036 --> 00:16:00,370
She made it all the
way to Louisiana
430
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,580
without getting
into an accident.
431
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,373
I think I did a
pretty good job.
432
00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:04,875
Unbelievable.
433
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,585
If y'all want, I can recommend
434
00:16:06,585 --> 00:16:08,712
the marriage counselor
me and Barry used.
435
00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:10,172
(snorts)
436
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:12,215
What's...
(snorts)
437
00:16:12,215 --> 00:16:14,551
Y'all got divorced.
(chuckles)
438
00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:15,969
How good can he be?
439
00:16:15,969 --> 00:16:17,596
Well, she...
440
00:16:17,596 --> 00:16:19,890
(snorts)
Stop with the... (snorts)
441
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:23,560
Oh, like she's not
gonna be on your side?
442
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,312
It's not about sides.
443
00:16:25,312 --> 00:16:27,314
She helped us realize we were
staying in our marriage
444
00:16:27,314 --> 00:16:28,857
for the wrong reasons
445
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,609
and it would be better
for everyone if we split.
446
00:16:30,609 --> 00:16:32,986
I'm not sure
it was better for Paige.
447
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:37,658
Paige's issues have nothing
to do with our divorce.
448
00:16:37,658 --> 00:16:39,034
Sure.
449
00:16:41,036 --> 00:16:43,789
How much she have to pay the
counselor to tell her that?
450
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,168
At least my daughter
didn't steal my truck,
451
00:16:48,168 --> 00:16:51,004
and none of my kids
are having babies.
452
00:16:52,089 --> 00:16:54,091
Okay, we all have our stuff.
453
00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:55,842
(snorts)
454
00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:57,094
Here comes another one.
455
00:16:58,804 --> 00:17:01,556
(beeps)
Fifty-eight.
456
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:03,225
How does it know?
457
00:17:03,225 --> 00:17:05,227
It calculates the speed
based on the Doppler shift
458
00:17:05,227 --> 00:17:07,145
of the reflected radio waves.
459
00:17:07,145 --> 00:17:09,439
See? Genius.
460
00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:11,942
My brother's like that too,
but she's way more fun.
461
00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:13,985
(car whooshing)
462
00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:16,530
(beep)
Ninety-one.
463
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,365
All right, buckle up.
464
00:17:18,365 --> 00:17:19,658
Yes!
465
00:17:19,658 --> 00:17:22,244
(siren wailing)
466
00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:24,172
MISSY:
Show me how to use your gun
and I'll cover you.
467
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,588
If you need a break,
I can drive for a bit.
468
00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:40,338
I'm okay, thanks.
469
00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:43,175
I could take a turn.
Not a time for jokes.
470
00:17:43,175 --> 00:17:44,968
You may never drive again.
471
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,471
And you are not hanging out
with Paige anymore.
472
00:17:47,471 --> 00:17:49,473
That's not fair.
It was my idea, not Paige's.
473
00:17:49,473 --> 00:17:51,641
You really think
that's helping your case?
474
00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:54,311
Liked it better
when you two weren't talking.
475
00:17:54,311 --> 00:17:56,563
Well, too bad, 'cause we are.
476
00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:58,482
If you're feeling
ignored, don't worry.
477
00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:00,776
We're gonna be laser-focused
on you from now on.
478
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,779
ADULT SHELDON:
This marked the beginning of
479
00:18:03,779 --> 00:18:05,197
what our family
would come to call
480
00:18:05,197 --> 00:18:07,491
"Missy's difficult period."
481
00:18:07,491 --> 00:18:08,658
Despite my repeated assurances
482
00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:10,243
that I could solve the problem
483
00:18:10,243 --> 00:18:11,912
with a brain scan
and some low-voltage
484
00:18:11,912 --> 00:18:13,663
electric shocks, I was
485
00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:16,666
never given the opportunity.
Such a shame.
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