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[GASPS]
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Pops, are you okay?
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Yes. Just a peculiar dream
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is all.
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Oh, yeah. I've been having
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weird dreams, too, Pops.
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Like this one
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where Eileen shows up,
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and she's wearing...
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It's not important.
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Everybody has weird dreams.
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I suppose.
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Well, we've got something
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that'll cheer you up.
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Come have a look.
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[GASPS]
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It's you, old friend.
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All these years watching you
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through my telescope,
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and I had no idea
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you were my home.
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No wonder
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it's your favourite planet.
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So beautiful up close.
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Isn't she marvellous?
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Under normal circumstances,
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I'd agree.
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Yeah, don't forget
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what we're here for.
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We have to battle Anti-Pops,
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whose whole thing is, like,
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erasing the universe
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as we know it. No big deal.
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All the more reason to be ready.
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Let's get down there.
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This is where Pops came from?
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I can't believe it.
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I thought it'd be
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a little cleaner.
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[GROANS]
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[GROANING]
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[ALL WHIMPERING]
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Jolly good.
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By Jove.
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My dad Sizzle.
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Yeah, this is definitely
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Pops' planet.
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Oh, my.
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They're all so welcoming.
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You're here.
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You're finally here.
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We've been waiting eons
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for this moment.
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Allow us
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to introduce ourselves.
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I'm Frivola-Kranus.
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I'm Quadravi-Kranus.
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And I'm Weird Mushroom Guy.
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Well, it's a pleasure
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to meet all of you.
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Hate to interrupt the moment,
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but don't we have a battle
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to prepare for or something?
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ALL: Oh, very true.
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Come along.
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Uh, no offense, bros,
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but why's your planet
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all busted?
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This is evidence
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of many battles past.
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No fight of such a grand scale
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is free of collateral damage.
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But the Guardian
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can tell you all about that.
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Uh...
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My eyes are up here.
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I am the Guardian of Lolliland.
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I exist
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to witness the titans battle
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every 14 billion years.
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Excuse me. Ma'am.
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Might you know
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how I can defeat Anti-Pops?
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I do not. I have never seen
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the battle end in victory.
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Only mutually assured
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destruction
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followed by a reset
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of the universe.
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Only this planet survives
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in order to record the outcome
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of each encounter.
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Chosen One,
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if you wish to know more,
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study the ancient tapestries.
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Do we even have time for that?
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Isn't Anti-Pops
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supposed to be here soon?
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There is no sign yet
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of the one you call Anti-Pops,
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which is odd.
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He's usually on time.
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[BEEPING]
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He's already at Lolliland?
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You. Why aren't we moving?
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Uh, well, you erased
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half the engine, so...
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we're sort of stalled out, sir.
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Then I'll take
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one of the smaller ships.
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FEMALE VOICE: Coordinates set.
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Destination--Lolliland.
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Warp speed at ten.
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Huh?
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[SCREAMS]
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This is why I want to end
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the stupid universe!
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Over a space deer?
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I hit
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a space deer once.
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They're way stronger
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than you'd think.
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Quiet.
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Oh, my chips.
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I need to find another way.
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Welcome to
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the Hall of Tapestries.
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Anything you want to know
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about the previous battles
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exists in these creations.
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They "weave"
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a very detailed history.
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[ALL CHUCKLE]
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He says that one
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every time.
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Still funny.
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It is funny.
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Here, you can see
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how you came into existence.
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Different versions of us
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were born
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over billions of years,
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never quite right.
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Until you, Mega-Kranus.
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That's my name?
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BOTH: Heh heh. Mega-Kranus.
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Yes. You are
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the ultimate creation.
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However,
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when you were created,
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the universe
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had to balance itself.
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Hence, Malum-Kranus was born.
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Oh, Malum-Kranus.
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"Malum" means "bad," right?
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Here, you'll see tapestries
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that depict every clash
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over the millennia.
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Kind of looks like
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they're fighting
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with pool noodles in this one.
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Oh, yes.
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That was a fun one.
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Wait, guys. Look.
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Does that
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kind of look like us?
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Yes. Everything
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that's happening now
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has happened before.
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Everything?
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Everything.
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Each battle ends in a draw,
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with two fists colliding,
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resetting the universe,
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and ending in rebirth.
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Uh, hate to be a downer,
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but this sounds kind of...
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Futile?
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I mean, this has
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been happening
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for billions
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and billions of years.
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How are we gonna
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buck the odds?
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SKIPS: This doesn't look good.
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[GASPS]
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Dude, you got an idea?
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Yes.
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Okay, every battle
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starts in this coliseum
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with Pops on this side
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and Anti-Pops on that side.
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We know where he's gonna be.
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We can catch him off-guard
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with some traps.
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If we want to win,
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the only choice we have
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is to change things up.
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That's not
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a terrible idea.
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This is like pranking
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the most evil guy ever.
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Consider
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the master prankster in.
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Oh, a sneak attack?
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That doesn't seem very sporting.
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It's true, this plan
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doesn't seem fair,
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but I think
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it's our best bet.
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You too, Eileen?
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I know how it sounds,
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but everyone and everything
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we know and love
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is on the line here.
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It's up to you, Pops.
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If you want to keep doing this
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how it's always been done,
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that's your choice.
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You're the Chosen One.
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Okay. Let's do it.
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Traps, traps,
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traps, traps.
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He already
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said we'd do it.
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[HORN HONKS]
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[♪♪♪]
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S'up? You Malum-Kranus?
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Took you long enough.
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What is this?
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There's not enough room.
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Always room in the front.
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Come sit up here with me, bro.
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I'm not doing that.
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Gruff, you sit up front.
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Aw, man. I don't want to.
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Aah.
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Yes, sir.
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Floor it.
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I hate to tell you.
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Traffic's backed all up
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and down the 405 galaxy.
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Oh, hey, do you want
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waters or snacks?
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They're in the side door
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back there.
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I don't want to hear it.
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Just go.
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Hey, how's the music?
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The, uh, volume okay?
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Silence.
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Yeah, I don't really like
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this music, either.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Yeah, I've been doing this
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about six years,
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but this isn't, like,
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my main gig.
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Deejaying's
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what gets me out of bed.
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Hey, if you ever need someone
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to spin at a party...
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[ANTI-POPS SCREAMS]
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Anti-Pops draws near.
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ANTI-POPS:
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And in this corner of the ring,
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the ferocious fighter,
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the erratic eraser.
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You love him,
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you love to hate him--
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Malum-Kranus.
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Pops, I'm surprised
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you're still standing
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after our last showdown.
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But don't worry.
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I'll make sure
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that doesn't happen this time.
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It's doesn't have to end
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this way.
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Please, can't we settle this
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peacefully?
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Peacefully?
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Peace doesn't interest me.
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I won't be satisfied
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until the universe
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has come to an end by my hand.
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Now let's get on with it.
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It is time. The titans
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have gathered in the coliseum.
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And now, as is tradition,
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the ancient Lolliland anthem
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will be performed.
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This year, sung by local boy--
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Eggum-Kranus.
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[FEEDBACK]
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Ahem.
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♪ Oh, Lolliland,
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Oh, Lolliland ♪
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♪ Our ball of beautiful dust ♪
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♪ Her people strong,
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Tall, nine miles long ♪
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♪ With hearts
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That you can trust ♪
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♪ Despite the titan battles ♪
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♪ She stands through
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Thick and thin ♪
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♪ Oh, Lolliland,
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Oh, Lolliland ♪
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♪ May good or evil win ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Oh, Lolliland ♪
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♪ Mama, take me to
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The promised land ♪
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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Enough.
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This battle starts now.
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Oh, no.
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Now.
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[BEEPS]
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[GRUNTS]
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I think... we did it.
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Wait.
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Universe is still here.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Put that in a tapestry, son.
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Right away, sir.
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ALL: Whoo.
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[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
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That tickled.
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ALL: Aah.
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[♪♪♪]
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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