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Both:
16, 17, 18, 19, 20!
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READY OR NOT.
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HERE WE COME.
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WHERE IS SHE?
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BOO! [ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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WHAT, DID YOU GUYS THINK
I DISAPPEARED OR SOMETHING?
Boy: UH-HUH.
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ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY
FOR A DEADTIME STORY?
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YEAH, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
FOR US THIS TIME?
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THIS ONE IS CALLED "THE LITTLE
MAGIC SHOP OF HORRORS."
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DOES IT HAVE MAGIC?
YEP.
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WHAT KIND OF MAGIC?
TERRIFYING MAGIC.
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THE KIND THAT PETER
AND HIS BEST FRIEND, BO,
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COULDN'T FIGURE OUT
HOW TO UNDO.
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WELL, NOT WITHOUT
LOSING THEIR HEADS, ANYWAY.
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[ GASPS ]
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ARE YOU GUYS
READY TO BE SCARED?
UH-HUH.
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OKAY.
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CHAPTER ONE.
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"PETER NEWMAN TWISTED
IN HIS SEAT,
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"SQUIRMING
IN UNBEARABLE PAIN.
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"HE HAD HIS HANDS
HELD TIGHTLY OVER HIS EARS.
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STILL, HE COULDN'T ESCAPE
THE BLOOD-CURDLING SOUND."
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[ BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYING ]
THIS IS MUSIC?
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IT SOUNDS LIKE
CATS BEING SLAUGHTERED.
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WHAT KIND OF DWEEB
PLAYS THE BAGPIPES?
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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GERALD McDOUGAL
AND HIS McBAGPIPES
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ARE THE WORST ACT YET.
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HEY, THE KID GOT GUTS.
AAH.
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NO TALENT,
BUT A WHOLE LOT OF GUTS.
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THANKS, MAN.
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DON'T THROW THE GARBAGE
ON THE FLOOR.
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WE'RE GONNA
GET IN TROUBLE.
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WE'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE
EATING HERE, ANYWAY.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
NOBODY'S EVEN WATCHING US.
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Bob: DON'T BANK ON IT.
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NO EATING
IN THE AUDITORIUM.
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THAT'S STRIKE TWO.
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[ GASPS ]
STRIKE TWO?
HOW COULD IT BE STRIKE TWO?
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WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
STRIKE ONE YET.
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THEN WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
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WHO DREW THE PICTURE OF
MRS. DINGLEMAN WITH A MUSTACHE
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IN THE BOYS' ROOM
LAST WEEK?
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ONE MORE STRIKE...
AND YOU'RE OUT.
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NO WAY JANITOR BOB KNEW
WE DREW THAT PICTURE.
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MAN, WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HAPPENS
WHEN YOU GET THREE STRIKES?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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NOBODY'S EVER GOTTEN
THREE STRIKES BEFORE.
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AT LEAST, NOBODY WHO LIVED
TO TELL ABOUT IT.
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I GUESS HE JUST DRAGS YOU DOWN
TO HIS BASEMENT OFFICE
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AND BURIES YOU.
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DON'T DROP
ANY MORE WRAPPERS.
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Woman:
NUMBER 12, MARY-MARGARET.
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OH, PUKE. IT'S
MARY-MARGARET MAHONEY.
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I HATE THAT GIRL.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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SHE'S ALWAYS
TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE.
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AND SHE THINKS SHE'S SUCH
HOT STUFF EVER SINCE SHE WON
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THAT STUPID BEAUTY PAGEANT
WITH THAT STUPID BATON.
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SHE DIDN'T WIN IT WITH HER FACE,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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YOU KNOW,
THERE'S NO POINT
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IN ANYONE ELSE EVEN TRYING OUT
FOR THIS COMPETITION.
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ALL THE TEACHERS ARE GONNA
VOTE FOR MARY-MARGARET,
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JUST LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO.
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NOT IF
WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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WATCH.
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Mary-Margaret: OW!
NICE SHOT.
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[ SCREAMING ]
OHH!
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OH, MY HEAVENS.
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HOW THE HECK
DID HE GET THERE SO FAST?
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HE JUST WENT OUT
THE BACK DOOR.
MAYBE HE TELEPORTED.
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HOW IN THE WORLD
DID YOU EVEN GET HERE SO FAST?
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YOU'RE AMAZING.
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NICE OF YOU TO SAY SO.
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OW, OW! MOMMY.
OH!
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OHH. OKAY.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE PSYCHO BOB CATCHES US.
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[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ WHEN YOU HEAR THE SCREAM ♪
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AAH!
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♪ HIDE UNDER THE BLANKET ♪
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♪ DON'T COME OUT ♪
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♪ IT'S NOT A DREAM ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU SLEEP ♪
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♪ THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE NOW ♪
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
COME ON, LET'S GO!
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YEAH.
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THAT'S IT!
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I'M DONE PLAYING GAMES
WITH THE TWO OF YOU.
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LET'S HAVE A CHAT
IN MY OFFICE.
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NOW, YOU TWO
CARROT-SHOOTING PRANKSTERS
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PUT YOUR BUTTS IN THOSE CHAIRS
AND DON'T SAY A WORD.
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NOW, WHERE IS THAT THING?
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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DARN IT.
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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
MOVING FROM THOSE CHAIRS.
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
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WE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.
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I DON'T WANT TO END UP
WITH AN "X" THROUGH MY FACE.
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LET'S GO.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
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Maybe it's the police.
Oh.
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BOB HERE.
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YES, MRS. DINGLEMAN.
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I CAN CERTAINLY PICK UP THE
MOUNTAIN BIKES FOR THE WINNER
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OF THE TALENT SHOW FROM
THE BIKE STORE IN THE MORNING.
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I'D BE HAPPY TO DO IT.
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THE WINNER OF THE TALENT SHOW
GETS MOUNTAIN BIKES?
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YOU HAVE A LOVELY EVENING,
TOO, DEAR.
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NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
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[ GULPS ]
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HEY, I DON'T WANT TO
GO TO SCHOOL SATURDAY
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TO BE KILLED
BY JANITOR BOB.
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I SAY
WE JUST DON'T GO.
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ARE YOU NUTS?
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IF WE DON'T GO,
HE'LL COME LOOKING FOR US.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
TELL MRS. DINGLEMAN
WHAT HAPPENED OURSELVES.
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NO WAY.
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SHE'LL CALL MY PARENTS,
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AND THEY'LL KILL ME EVEN WORSE
THAN JANITOR BOB.
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YOUR PARENTS ARE AWAY,
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SO IF THE SCHOOL CALLED
GRANDMA GRUSSLER,
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SHE WOULDN'T EVEN
REMEMBER IT.
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PAULIE,
IS THAT YOU, DEAR?
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NO, GRAM,
IT'S ME, PETER.
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WHO'S PAULIE?
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MY UNCLE.
SHE'S ALWAYS CALLING ME THAT.
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TIGER.
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TIGER, I'VE GOT
SOME YUM-YUMS FOR YOU.
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TIGER?
WHY IS SHE FEEDING THE CAT
DOGGIE BISCUITS?
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HI, GRANDMA.
OH.
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YOU REMEMBER BO,
DON'T YOU?
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OH, SURE, I REMEMBER.
YOU'RE SONNY'S LITTLE FRIEND.
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SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL
FOR MY FAVORITE GRANDSON TODAY?
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ANYTHING
EXCITING HAPPEN?
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NOPE.
NOT REALLY, GRANDMA.
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JUST THAT WE ALMOST KILLED
THE VICE PRINCIPAL.
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WHAT?
WHO GOT KILLED?
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NO ONE, GRANDMA.
BO'S JUST MESSING AROUND.
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OH.
THANK HEAVEN FOR THAT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE MARY-MARGARET'S
GONNA WIN THOSE MOUNTAIN BIKES.
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IT STINKS, HUH?
YEAH.
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WE SHOULD ENTER
THAT TALENT SHOW.
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AND DO WHAT,
BURP THE ALPHABET?
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[ SNIFFS ]
UH, GRANDMA?
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I THINK
THE OVEN'S ON FIRE!
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WHAT?!
OH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I FOLLOWED EVERY WORD
OF THOSE INSTRUCTIONS.
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EASY, MY BUTT.
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OH, OH!
[ BLOWS ]
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YOU HAVE TO BE A MAGICIAN
TO BAKE ONE OF THESE THINGS.
[ SMOKE ALARM RINGING ]
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[ GASPS ]
A MAGIC ACT!
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YOU AND I ARE GONNA WIN A COUPLE
OF MOUNTAIN BIKES, BUDDY.
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Bo: HOW?
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I'M TELLING YOU,
THERE'S NO MAGIC SHOP HERE.
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WE'VE BEEN UP AND DOWN
THIS STREET A MILLION TIMES.
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THERE'S NO SUCH PLACE
AS 1334 3/4 NOSUCH PLACE.
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IT'S GOT TO
BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
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FORGET IT. I QUIT.
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I DON'T WANT A MOUNTAIN BIKE THIS BAD.
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UH, BO?
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NO WAY THAT WAS HERE
10 MINUTES AGO.
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WHO WOULD PUT A STORE
BACK HERE?
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HELLO?
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IS ANYBODY HERE?
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY ]
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YOU THINK
HE'S THE OWNER?
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[ LAUGHS ]
CHECK OUT HIS EYEBALLS.
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DEFINITELY COOL.
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CHECK IT OUT!
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THIS IS ONE OF THOSE BOXES
YOU CAN STICK BLADES THROUGH
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AND CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF
AND STUFF.
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AND THIS ONE?
PROBABLY
DISAPPEARING BOX.
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COUNT TO 20,
THEN OPEN THE DOOR.
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I'LL BE GONE.
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[ DOOR CREAKS ]
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12, 13 --
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FORGET IT.
IT DOESN'T WORK.
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
CALM DOWN, BOYS!
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IT'S A TRICK!
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I'M NOT
GOING TO HURT YOU.
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CRAZY MERLIN.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ] WELCOME TO
MY LITTLE MAGIC SHOP OF HORRORS.
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HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
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AH, MAGIC.
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OH, AND I ALWAYS
KEEP MY EYES
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ON EVERYTHING
THAT'S GOING ON IN MY STORE.
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YOU SEE?
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MY EYES.
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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THAT'S WHAT I CALL
AN OPTICAL ILLUSION.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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HOW DID HE DO THAT?
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WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
PETER AND BO WANTED TO KNOW.
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"'SORRY, KIDS,'
CRAZY MERLIN ANSWERED.
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I COULDN'T POSSIBLY..."
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I CAN'T SHOW YOU
THAT TRICK.
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NO, YOU SEE,
ONLY MASTER MAGICIANS
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CAN PERFORM
THE SEEING-EYEBALL TRICK.
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IT TAKES YEARS OF PRACTICE.
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BUT WE DON'T GOT
YEARS OF PRACTICE.
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WE GOT THREE DAYS TO COME UP
WITH A MAGIC ACT FOR SCHOOL.
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NO PROBLEM. I HAVE
EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED.
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[ GASPS ]
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WHERE IS HE?
WHERE DID HE GO?
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OVER HERE.
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[ BOTH GASP ]
MY APOLOGIES.
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I HAD TO STEP INTO MY OFFICE
FOR A MOMENT.
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THIS GUY'S GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO HERE IT IS.
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THIS IS
A MAGICIAN'S STARTER KIT.
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FIRST, WE HAVE
THE MAGICIAN'S WAND.
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NOW, IT'S THE WAND THAT
DIRECTS THE MAGICIAN'S POWER.
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NEXT, THE MAGICIAN'S RING.
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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IT'S THE RING THAT BESTOWS
THE POWER ON WHOEVER WEARS IT.
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
LOOKS NICE.
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AND LAST,
BUT BY NO MEANS LEAST,
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A MAGICIAN'S AMULET.
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NOW, IT'S THE AMULET
THAT PROTECTS THE MAGICIAN,
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ENSURING THAT ALL HIS COMMANDS
ARE FOLLOWED EXACTLY.
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THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE MAGICIAN'S
STARTER KIT?
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WE WERE KIND OF HOPING
FOR SOME SCARY TRICKS.
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00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:23,539
NAH.
SCARY TRICKS ARE NO GOOD.
230
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:24,707
WHY NOT?
231
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,917
OH, BECAUSE...
232
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:30,171
HORRIFYING TRICKS
ARE SO MUCH BETTER!
233
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,174
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
234
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,470
Bo: I CAN'T BELIEVE
CRAZY MERLIN GAVE US
235
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,680
ALL THIS STUFF FOR $9.95.
236
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,932
THAT'S PROBABLY
WHY THEY CALL HIM CRAZY.
237
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,809
ALL I KNOW IS THAT
THIS BOX OF DEATH
238
00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:45,811
IS GONNA WIN US
THOSE MOUNTAIN BIKES.
239
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,730
TOO BAD WE'RE ONLY GONNA
GET TO RIDE 'EM FOR A DAY.
240
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,065
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
241
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,108
Bo: JANITOR BOB IS GONNA KILL US
ON SATURDAY, REMEMBER?
242
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,110
STOP WORRYING
ABOUT JANITOR BOB.
243
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:55,488
I JUST WANT TO SEE
MARY-MARGARET'S FACE
244
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,031
WHEN SHE WATCHES US WIN.
245
00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:01,285
TIGER? TIGER, WHERE ARE YOU,
YOU LITTLE MOUSE MANGLER?
246
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,370
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
GRANDMA?
247
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:07,166
AND WHAT IN THE WORLD
DO YOU HAVE HERE, A COFFIN?
248
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,877
NO, GRANDMA, IT'S A BOX OF DEATH
FOR OUR MAGIC ACT.
249
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:13,089
MAGIC ACT? I USED TO BE
A MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT.
250
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,298
GREAT.
GREAT.
251
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,550
I'M TELLING YOU BOYS,
252
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,219
I USED TO WORK
WITH HARRY HOUDINI.
253
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:21,222
WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER
YOU FLEW FIGHTER JETS, GRANDMA?
254
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,306
BEFORE, I THINK.
255
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,642
NOW LOCK ME UP
AND SLICE ME WITH THOSE BLADES.
256
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,144
I THINK WE OUGHT TO
PRACTICE FIRST, GRANDMA.
257
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:30,189
THE BLADES COLLAPSE, SONNY.
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
258
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,190
[ BEEPING ]
259
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,193
OH, THE BOX OF DEATH
IS GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.
260
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,570
"GLOBAL GLADIATORS"
IS ABOUT TO START,
261
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,781
AND THIS GIANT WOMAN
FROM OMAHA
262
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:41,033
IS WRESTLING THIS PIP-SQUEAK
FROM POUGHKEEPSIE.
263
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,911
I'VE WAITED ALL AFTERNOON
TO SEE HER GET CREAMED.
264
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:47,373
I CAN'T BELIEVE GRANDMA GRUSSLER
WATCHES "GLOBAL GLADIATORS."
265
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,041
MY GRANDMA
WATCHES SOAP OPERAS.
266
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,544
SHE IS NOWHERE NEAR
AS COOL AS GRANDMA GRUSSLER.
267
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,712
OR AS NUTS.
TRUE.
268
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,715
WHY WON'T
THESE STUPID BLADES COLLAPSE?
269
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,049
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT GOOD THING WE DIDN'T
270
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,093
START SLICING
GRANDMA GRUSSLER WITH THEM.
271
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,720
I KNOW.
WHAT?
272
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,513
WE CAN PRACTICE
ON BLOW-UP MAN.
273
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,307
DON'T WORRY, BLOW-UP MAN.
IT'S MAGIC.
274
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,813
READY?
275
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,356
[ AIR HISSING ]
276
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,237
FORGET IT! I QUIT!
277
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:21,115
YOU CAN'T QUIT. I NEED AN ASSISTANT.
278
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,324
[ TIGER MEOWING ]
279
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,246
THERE.
THERE'S YOUR ASSISTANT.
280
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,914
OKAY.
281
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,964
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE WE SURE ABOUT THIS?
282
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,552
OH, GOSH,
WHERE THE HECK IS TIGER?
283
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,220
MAYBE IT'S
A DISAPPEARING BOX, TOO.
284
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,014
[ SIGHS ]
285
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,434
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
286
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:49,894
I'M GONNA TRY
THE MAGIC WAND.
287
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,396
SERIOUSLY?
IT CAN'T HURT.
288
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:56,400
ABRACADABRA,
MAKE TIGER APPEAR!
289
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,777
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
290
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,154
[ BOX OPENS ]
291
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,363
TIGER?
292
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,158
[ GASPS ]
OH, MY GOSH!
293
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,494
TIGER?
294
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,913
[ TIGER MEOWS ]
295
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,873
NO WAY.
UH-HUH.
296
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,083
"THE TIGER
JUMPED OUT OF THE BOX...
[ GASPS ]
297
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,128
"...AND LANDED NOSE-TO-NOSE
WITH PETER.
298
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,130
"PETER WAS SURE
HE WAS ABOUT TO BE EATEN,
299
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,550
"BUT INSTEAD OF SINKING
HIS ENORMOUS FANGS INTO PETER,
300
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:22,968
"THE TIGER
LICKED PETER'S FACE
301
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,179
WITH HIS HUGE
SANDPAPER TONGUE, INSTEAD."
302
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,348
IT'S TIGER THE TIGER,
ISN'T IT?
303
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,851
"PETER AND BO SPENT THE NEXT FEW
HOURS WAVING THE WAND AT TIGER,
304
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,020
"BUT HE DIDN'T
SHRINK AN INCH,
305
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,272
"SO THEY DECIDED TO KEEP HIM
HIDDEN IN THE GARAGE
306
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,941
"TILL THEY COULD FIGURE OUT
HOW TO FIX HIM.
307
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,150
THE NEXT MORNING..."
308
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,194
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH A MAGIC WAND?
309
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:43,989
PRACTICING. BO AND I ARE
ENTERING THE TALENT COMPETITION.
310
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,408
[ LAUGHING ] YOU AND BO
DON'T HAVE ANY TALENT.
311
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,119
AND THAT LITTLE STICK
ISN'T GONNA HELP YOU.
312
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,830
[ GIGGLES ]
SHUT IT, MARY-MARGARET!
313
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,374
[ TWINKLE! ]
314
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,919
[ NO AUDIO ]
315
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:05,427
YOU'RE OKAY, MARY-MARGARET,
COME WITH ME.
316
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,221
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.
317
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,265
HMM.
318
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,893
HEY, LOOKS LIKE THE MAGIC WAND
IS WORKING AGAIN.
319
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,895
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE
WAVED IT AT JANITOR BOB
320
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,398
TO MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR.
FOR REAL.
321
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,024
I JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T KNOW
IT'S OUR FAULT
322
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,234
THAT MARY-MARGARET
LOST HER VOICE.
323
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:23,654
DID GRANDMA GRUSSLER
ASK ABOUT TIGER?
324
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,322
NO, SHE STILL THINKS
HE'S OUT MOUSING.
325
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,115
DID YOU FEED HIM?
326
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,158
UNH-UNH.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
327
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,035
THAT CAT'S GOT TO BE
STARVING TO DEATH.
328
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,371
AND IF HE
GETS OUT OF THE GARAGE,
329
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,206
HE'S GONNA BE HUNTING
FOR SOMETHING BIGGER THAN MICE.
[ GASPS ]
330
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,541
TIGERS EAT ZEBRAS,
YOU KNOW.
331
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,294
UH-OH.
UH-OH.
332
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,088
BOXER!
333
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,173
BOXER!
334
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,217
HAVE EITHER OF YOU BOYS
SEEN BOXER?
335
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,052
I LEFT HIM IN THE BACKYARD,
BUT HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN OUT.
336
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,345
BOXER'S YOUR GREAT DANE,
RIGHT?
337
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,805
YEAH, YEAH.
338
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,182
AND ISN'T HE
ABOUT THE SIZE OF A ZEBRA?
339
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,059
WELL, NOT QUITE,
BUT HE IS PRETTY BIG.
340
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:55,728
LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE HIM,
OKAY?
341
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,813
SURE THING,
MRS. FOXWORTHY.
342
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,316
I'M TELLING YOU,
WE GOT TO CALL ANIMAL CONTROL.
343
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,650
BOXER!
344
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,486
WHEN TIGER POOPS OUT THAT DOG,
HE'S GONNA BE HUNGRY AGAIN.
345
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,404
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
346
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,406
UH-OH.
347
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,576
SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT'S
WHAT'S LEFT OF THE GREAT DANE.
348
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,369
[ GASPS ]
349
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,623
THAT MEANS TIGER'S IN THE HOUSE
WITH GRANDMA GRUSSLER, COME ON!
350
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,833
GRANDMA, YOU'RE ALIVE!
351
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,835
AND KICKING.
HOW YOU DOING, GUYS?
352
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,087
AND YOU GOT TIGER, TOO.
WHY WOULDN'T I?
353
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,297
Both:
[ Laughing ] NO REASON.
354
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,508
THEN GET OUT OF MY WAY.
I'M WATCHING "GLOBAL GLADIATOR."
355
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,469
SURE.
AND I LOVE THIS GUY.
356
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,721
...THE CHAMPION,
DIEGO CASTELLANAS,
FROM HAVANA, CUBA.
357
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,265
BUT FIRST,
THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK.
358
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,892
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TALKED ME INTO THIS.
359
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,268
EVEN IF I MESS UP,
360
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,395
IT LOOKS LIKE THE MAGIC
DOESN'T LAST VERY LONG.
361
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,773
BESIDES, I FIGURED OUT
HOW TO WORK THESE THINGS.
362
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,566
YOU SEE, IT'S EASY.
363
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,943
ALL I GOT TO DO IS
CHOP YOU UP A COUPLE TIMES,
364
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,236
CUT YOU IN HALF,
365
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,821
AND WE'LL WALK AWAY
WITH THOSE BIKES TOMORROW.
366
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,406
JUST DON'T
WAVE THAT WAND AT ME.
367
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,408
I PROMISE, I WON'T.
368
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,452
[ BAGPIPES PLAYING ]
369
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,455
[ APPLAUSE ]
370
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,373
BOO!
371
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,296
NEXT UP IS A LAST-MINUTE ACT
372
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,299
THAT AUDITIONED FOR THE JUDGES
THIS MORNING.
373
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:12,638
IT'S PETER THE GREAT AND
HIS LITTLE MAGIC ACT OF HORRORS.
374
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,098
GREAT NAME, BY THE WAY.
375
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,642
YEAH, GRANDMA GRUSSLER THOUGHT
IT UP IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.
376
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,186
[ APPLAUSE ]
377
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,941
LET'S HEAR IT
FOR MY ASSISTANT, BO!
378
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,567
[ APPLAUSE ]
HELLO!
379
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,699
CAN I PLEASE HAVE
A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE?
380
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:32,825
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
381
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:35,828
DOUGIE DEMBROWSKI,
COME ON UP.
382
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,163
[ APPLAUSE ]
383
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,834
NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE
EXAMINE THIS BLADE.
384
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,502
LET THE AUDIENCE KNOW
IT'S REAL.
385
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,421
OW.
386
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,173
IT'S REAL, ALL RIGHT,
AND SHARP.
387
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,968
YOU CAN DEFINITELY
CUT SOMEONE IN HALF WITH THIS.
388
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,345
[ APPLAUSE ]
389
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,557
THANK YOU.
OH, GO ON. THANKS.
390
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,434
Thanks, Dougie.
391
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,685
I'll give you
your 5 bucks later.
392
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,520
Now get off the stage.
The volunteer part's over.
393
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,397
WHOA!
394
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:08,569
I WILL NOW PLUNGE THIS BLADE
INTO MY ASSISTANT.
395
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,488
OHH!
396
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:12,573
[ ALL GASP ]
397
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,575
OW.
398
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,701
AND THIS ONE, TOO.
399
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,578
OHH!
400
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,163
[ SCREAMS ]
401
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,375
AND NOW
FOR THE GRAND FINALE,
402
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,336
I WILL TAKE
MY ASSISTANT'S HEAD OFF.
403
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,298
WAIT, WHAT?
WE DIDN'T PRACTICE THIS.
404
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,508
Don't worry about it.
It works the same way.
405
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:35,596
[ ALL GASP ]
406
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,890
[ TWINKLE! ]
407
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,600
[ ALL GASP ]
408
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,811
BO?
ARE YOU OKAY, BO?
409
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,188
SAY SOMETHING TO ME,
BUDDY.
410
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,898
TELL ME
I DIDN'T KILL YOU.
411
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,524
YOU DIDN'T.
412
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,526
I WAS JUST MILKING IT
FOR THE CROWD.
413
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,321
[ APPLAUSE ]
414
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,952
I THINK WE JUST WON.
415
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,246
I LOVE THESE BIKES!
I TOLD YOU WE'D WIN.
416
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,373
BOY,
WAS MARY-MARGARET MAD.
417
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,250
I KNOW.
TOO BAD SHE'S TALKING AGAIN.
418
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,170
I GUESS THE MAGIC ONLY WORKS
24 HOURS.
419
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,922
HEY, WATCH THIS.
420
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,341
LET ME TRY.
421
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:16,804
[ POP! ]
AAH, AAH! STOP!
422
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,096
WHAT'S GOING ON?
423
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,641
NO, STAY CALM. STAY CALM.
OVER HERE, OVER HERE.
424
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,101
WHAT'S GOING ON?
425
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,145
NO, NO, OVER HERE, STAY --
OVER HERE, FOLLOW ME.
426
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,856
FOLLOW ME.
YOU LOST YOUR HEAD, SEE?
427
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,775
NO. I'LL EXPLAIN.
428
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,109
WHAT'S GOING ON?
429
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,528
YOU LOST YOUR HEAD.
430
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,696
OR ACTUALLY, YOU LOST YOUR BODY.
431
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,532
HE LOST YOUR HEA.
432
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,116
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO CHOP OFF MY HEAD!
433
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,118
I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO
THE STUPID TRICK!
434
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,870
BUT YOU HAD TO DO IT,
ANYWAY, DIDN'T YOU?!
435
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,289
I'M SORRY, BO,
I REALLY AM.
436
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:47,334
SORRY? REALLY?!
LOOK AT ME!
437
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,502
LOOK, BO,
YOU JUST SAID YOURSELF,
438
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,128
THE MAGIC ONLY LASTS
FOR 24 HOURS,
439
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,924
SO HOW BAD CAN THIS BE?
440
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,300
HOW'S THAT FEEL,
LESS WOBBLY?
441
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,344
MM-HMM.
DON'T NOD. DON'T NOD.
442
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,304
HEY, I'M NOT GOING HOME
LIKE THIS!
443
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,099
I'M LIKE THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
WITHOUT THE HORSE!
444
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,476
IT'S THE WEEKEND.
YOU CAN SPEND THE NIGHT.
445
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,478
WE'LL GO TO CRAZY MERLIN'S
IN THE MORNING
446
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,438
AND SEE
IF HE CAN FIX THIS.
447
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,278
MAYBE WE'RE IN
THE WRONG SPOT.
448
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,737
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
449
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,822
THERE'S AN OFFICER.
450
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,156
EXCUSE ME, OFFICER.
451
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,367
CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE
NOSUCH PLACE IS?
452
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,995
[ LAUGHS ]
IS THIS A JOKE, KID?
NO, SIR.
453
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,788
THERE USED TO BE
A SIGN RIGHT HERE
454
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:25,998
CALLED "NOSUCH PLACE,"
455
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,666
AND THE LITTLE MAGIC SHOP
OF HORRORS WAS RIGHT BACK THERE.
456
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,836
NOT IN THIS TOWN, AND
CERTAINLY NOT ON THIS STREET.
457
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,171
SORRY.
458
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,382
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU BOYS
GET ON HOME NOW?
459
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,760
YOU'RE LATE!
460
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,013
AND YOU BETTER HAVE
A DARN GOOD EXCUSE.
461
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,181
Take your head off.
462
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,932
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH, DO IT.
463
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,684
I THINK THAT'S
A DARN GOOD EXCUSE.
464
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,687
DON'T EVEN TELL ME
YOU LOST YOUR HEAD.
465
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:49,771
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
466
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:54,902
GIVE ME THE RING.
467
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,740
[ GRUNTS ]
I CAN'T GET IT OFF.
468
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,949
I CAN.
469
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,662
[ TWINKLE! ]
470
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,372
GIVE ME YOUR FINGER.
471
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,291
I'M GONNA TWIST THIS THING
RIGHT OFF.
472
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,959
YOU WON'T FEEL A THING.
473
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,338
OW.
474
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,798
[ POP! ]
475
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:17,549
[ GASPS ]
HEY!
476
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,593
YOU TOOK
MY WHOLE FINGER OFF!
477
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,720
AND I'M GONNA KEEP IT, TOO,
UNTIL YOU BRING ME THE AMULET
478
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,390
CRAZY MERLIN GAVE YOU TWO CLOWNS
IN YOUR STARTER KIT.
479
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,558
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
THE STARTER KIT?
480
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,310
BECAUSE
I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN.
481
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,021
AND I HAVE YOUR WAND, TOO.
482
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:35,400
YOU LEFT IT IN THE BOX OF DEATH
UP IN THE AUDITORIUM.
483
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,568
DIDN'T CRAZY MERLIN
TELL YOU TWO
484
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,237
TO BE MORE CAREFUL
WITH THIS STUFF?
485
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,240
YOU NEVER, EVER
MESS AROUND WITH MAGIC
486
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,741
UNLESS YOU'VE GOT
TOTAL CONTROL.
487
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:46,745
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE TOTAL CONTROL
UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING THIS.
488
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,919
SERIOUSLY? ALL I HAD TO DO
WAS WEAR THAT GOOFY NECKLACE?
489
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,253
IT WOULD HAVE HELPED.
490
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,172
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE A MAGICIAN.
YEP.
491
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,799
GOT MY STARTER KIT
492
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,009
FROM CRAZY MERLIN
WHEN I WAS JUST A KID.
493
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,096
I TURNED MY CAT, PEANUT,
INTO A TIGER.
494
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:07,307
SHE ENDED UP HUNTING ZEBRAS
AT THE ZOO.
495
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,475
I TOLD YOU!
496
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,478
SIT STILL AND BE QUIET.
497
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,233
[ BUZZING ]
498
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,777
NOW, LEAN FORWARD.
499
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,282
WELL, NOW THAT
YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEAD BACK,
500
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,367
ALL YOU NEED IS A BRAIN.
501
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,828
HEY,
WHAT ABOUT MY FINGER?
502
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,454
YOU GET THAT BACK
WHEN I GET THE AMULET.
503
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,457
AND I WANT IT BACK HERE
WITHIN THE HOUR.
504
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,375
OUT!
505
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,459
GRANDMA,
ARE YOU HERE?
506
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:35,961
"GLOBAL GLADIATORS."
507
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,129
GRANDMA GRUSSLER,
508
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,172
CAN YOU TELL US
HOW YOU CAME TO BE ON OUR SHO?
509
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,216
HUH?
510
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,468
WELL, I --
I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE
511
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:45,262
HOW I GOT HERE.
512
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,139
I WAS SITTING ON MY COUCH,
513
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,018
AND I WAS WATCHING THE SHOW
WITH MY LITTLE TIGER, AND --
514
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,103
AND THEN I SAID,
515
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:57,316
"BOY, IT SURE WOULD BE FUN
TO BE ON 'GLOBAL GLADIATORS.'"
516
00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:00,152
AND HERE I AM!
517
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,862
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
518
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,573
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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