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Time of wrap,
Please, dawson?

12:07 a.M.

So that's what,
Monday?

12:07 a.M.
Sometime in january,

And we have done it, people.
We have finished
Principal photography.

So, although it's rather
Out of character for me,

I'd like
To take this opportunity

To thank all of you
For all your hard work

And to propose a toast.

To us,

And our movie. Cheers.

It's strange, isn't it,
That all this will
Just be gone tomorrow,

Like it never
Even existed?

Hey.

Nice speech,
By the way.

And don't even bother
Trying to pretend
That it was todd's idea,

Because that puppy
Had you written all over it.

Sincerity, warmth,
And a hint of something,
I don't know.

Bittersweet?
Or was it just bitter?

Well, that's
What wrap parties
Are all about,

Aren't they?
I know you're

More experienced
At them than I am.

So, are you heading back
To l.A. Tomorrow, or what?

Yeah, with todd.
You?

Afternoon flight.

Max got me
A small part

In that spielberg film
He's doing.

You know, it's,
Like, 2 days work
Or whatever, but who knows?

Maybe it'll lead
To bigger things.

Knowing you, natasha,
I'm certain it will.

Is that
A little attitude?

A break in the
Oh, so professional
On-set demeanor

You've been cultivating
Since the new year?

Not everyone
On the planet

Is acting every
Second of their
Lives, you know.

No, maybe not,
But in hollywood, they are.

So, good-bye, dawson.

Good luck out there.

I have a funny feeling
About you.

What's that?

That you're
Gonna need it.

Right.

Hi. It's me.

Um, I'm back at school.
I mean, I've been back.

I wasn't going to call
You, because, you know,
You haven't called me,

And I do have
Something called pride,

Though apparently
Not enough, because,
You win, ok?

I'm being the typical
Girl and calling you.

And in retrospect,
You know,

I really don't think
Christmas went that badly,

If you grade it
On one of those

who's afraid of virginia
Woolf type scales.

But, um, anyway,
You're probably out
Pounding the pavements

And stuff, so just
Give me a call

When you get a chance
Or whenever.

Ok. Bye.

Are you kidding?

So, how did
You get in here?

You don't even look
A day over 16.

People always
Think I'm 16,

But, duh, I am
Totally 18.

Don't you mean 15?
Nice talking to you guys.

Ow! Maniac.

Harley, what are
You doing here?

I thought
Christmas vacation
Was long over

For the britney
And christina set.

I'm not on vacation.

Unfortunately,
I live here now.

So, where's eddie?
He's the only nice person
I know in boston,

And he still owes me
A root-beer float.

Wait a second.
You live here
Full-time now?

As in full-time
With your father?

Yes. Why are
You smiling?

Sorry. It's just
Your father's
Such a great guy,

He deserves to have
Such a well-behaved,
Good-natured,

Teenage girl living
With him full-time.

Speaking of which,

Why aren't you
In school right now?

If I tell you, will you
Tell me where eddie is?

Out with it.

Ok, fine. I was
On a field trip, and I ditched.

You would, too, if your
Entire life was ruined

By your mother's sudden need
To do research in bangladesh.

Harley, your life
Isn't ruined.

You're just being
Melodramatic.

Right. Like
You would know

What it's like
To have your life ruined?

Look, he's
Not here, ok?

Eddie.
And to be honest,

I don't exactly
Know where he is.

Man, I can't believe
You messed it up with him.

He was amazing.
He was beyond amazing.

Look, I'll go get you
A root-beer float,

And then you have to go
Back to school.

I don't care
How miserable it is.

It's just life.
Life is miserable.

Hey, guys. Hey, stay with
Your partners, guys.

Stay with
Your partners.

Let's go. Ok.

Shouldn't you be
Doing that in a museum?

Oh, bloody hell.

Sorry. I didn't mean
To scare you.

Well, you did.

It's not the sort
Of place you expect
To find stockbrokers.

Give me a break, would you?
I'm on my lunch hour.

Mind if I sit?

No, go ahead,
But don't sit too close.

I know,
That overwhelming
Physical attraction's

Getting to ya, huh?

No, that's not it,
Exactly.

Really?
No.

I just don't
Want anyone to know

That, uh,
You're with me.

Thanks.

What are you
Doing here, anyway?

I work near here.
I come here
All the time.

The better question
Is what are
You doing here?

I'm just killing time
Till 1:00.

What happens at 1:00?

Well,
You should know this,

Since you come here
All the time.

On my lunch hour,
Which happens at noon.

So I come here,
I walk around,

Have a slice
Of pizza,

And I'm out
The door by 12:45.

Ah, back to work.

Yeah, that's why they
Call it the lunch hour.

'cause, you see, if was
To stay till after 1:00,

By the time
I got back to work,

It'd be the lunch
Hour and a half,

And we just can't
Have that, now, can we?

Then I don't
Want to keep you.

Excuse me?

It's 12:46.

Oh.

Right.

Right. Then I'll...

I'll just see you
Back home.

Well, of course it sucks.
That's why they call it life.

And what is it really,
Other than an endless
Series of mind-numbing days,

One on top of another.

Alienation, despair--

These are the natural
By-products of living
In a mechanized society--

Ok, stop.

Stop?

Yeah. Um...

A lot of people get depressed
This time of year.

I don't think
They're calling in hoping
To talk to kierkegaard.

But you said he was
A philosophy major.

Whatever. Look, I just,
I don't wanna fight, ok?

I get annoyed,
And you get defensive.

Let's just move on
To the next one.

You know what?
Let's not. I quit.

You can't quit.
You haven't even
Started yet.

It's your first day of training.
It's your first hour.

Yeah, well, if the
Training consists of
Sitting here for a week

And listening to you
Act superior to me--

I've been doing this
For 2 years.

Great. Well,
Maybe your expertise
Will come in handy

When we get to
A hypothetical situation

Involving casual sex and
A couple of blond girls.

Maybe you're right
About one thing.

Let's call it a day.

So, come back tomorrow
Or don't come back,

But whatever you decide,
You should make it
About you, not me.

Ok.
This'll do nice. Thanks.

Damn.

What?

Oh, there's
No good magazines
To read.

That's it? I mean,
You're not at all
Nervous about this?

Oh, it's
A piece of cake.

I've done it, like,
A million times.

A million?

Give or take.

I'd be
A pretty hypocritical
Peer counselor

If I didn't practice
What I preached.

Right.

Seriously,
It's no big deal.

And the most
Embarrassing part
Is when they ask

What kind
Of high-risk behavior

You've engaged in
The past 3 to 6 months.

The only thing
I can come up with

Is eating carbs
After 9 p.M.
And jaywalking.

Jack mcphee?

It's fine.

Blindingly dull.
Achingly dull.

Mind-numbingly dull.

I see, and what do these
Little cards prove exactly?

Other than the fact
You've been previewing
The bloody thing all along?

They prove that
We're not through shooting.
That's what they prove.

Reshoots?

Absolutely. More sex.
More violence.

Maybe a little twist
In the plot

That's not predictable
From the very first frame.

I mean,
Obviously, the goal here

Is to try to make
This damn thing watchable.

I see. So, you're calling
My movie unwatchable?

I don't have to.
They did.

You want me
To read some more?

No, that won't be
Necessary, thank you.

Anyone got a light?

If I'm gonna sit here
And take artistic advice

From every tom, dick,
And harry in tarzana

That didn't have
Anything better
To do last wednesday night,

Then I'm gonna
Bloody well need
Some nicotine, all right?

Light, please, dawson.

Um, you know what?
I'm gonna go get one.

Come on.
Pick up the phone.

Reach into
The pocket and
Pick up the phone.

Hello?

Shut up before
You make this any worse

And get out here.

Hello? Hello?

Excuse me.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Where do you
Think you're going?

Oh, I'm sorry.
Don't mean
To be rude.

There's
Another idiot
Out in the hall

That requires
My attention.

And just what
In the bloody hell

Do you think
You're doing?!

What do I think--
What are you doing?

You're digging yourself
A hole in there

Bigger than
The la brea tar pits.

Did it ever occur
To you that might
Be my intention?

You never
Wanna work again?

We're in charge here.
We make the decisions.

Which is all well and good
Except for one thing.

What?

It's their money.

Look, you brought me here
For my ability

To stay calm
In a crisis, right?

Well, this is it.
This is a crisis

'cause if you don't
Go back in there

And act happy
About these reshoots,

They're gonna get
Somebody else to do it,

Somebody who can
Ruin this movie.

And would that be
Such a tragedy?

Yes. Look,
Maybe I'm naive

Thinking that
This whole system,
This whole process,

Can only produce
Something that's
A notch above mediocre,

But I want this thing
To be good.

I want it to be as good
As it possibly can be,

And I don't think
I would've stuck it out

Working for you
This whole time

If you didn't
Want the same thing.

So, we figure
3 days of reshoots

On a soundstage
Here in l.A.,
Very minimal budget.

The whole idea here
Is to, uh, come up
With a new ending.

Something that's watchable.

Or at the very least,
Something that makes sense.

Now, I have no idea
What that's going to be,

But heather here
Seems fairly confident

That given enough
Nicotine, alcohol, caffeine,

You might be able
To pull something off.

Well, that's, uh,
Very charitable of her.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Mm-hmm. All right, todd,
What's it gonna be?

Well, I can see
Where you're coming from.

I can. I can see
Where you're coming from.

I can see how you
And other people
Like yourself,

People of
Lesser intelligence,

Might be a bit confused
By my movie.

And I can see
How you actually

Don't have any
New ideas of your own
On how to improve it,

Because, after all,
You're not really

In the business of
Having ideas, are you?

Oh, that's right.
You think you are.

Well, you're not.

You're in the business
Of criticizing
Other people's ideas.

Which is why, after much
Careful consideration,

I'll be throwing
Your most generous offer

Back in your face
And leaving.

Good-bye,
And good luck with all
Your future endeavors.

Well, then,
Since nobody seems up to
The rhetorical challenge

Of convincing me
That norman mailer was wrong

When he dismissed
All female writers
As unreadable,

That's it for wednesday.

Oh. That can't
Be joey potter.

Guess one "D"
Isn't enough

To get anyone thrown out
Of worthington anymore.

Sweet, really,

Your overwhelming
Concern for my future,

But that's
Actually not why
I'm subjecting myself

To your toxic
Personality.

Great. And I'll skip ahead
To the part where I inform you

That no, no matter
How many times you ask,

It will never be possible
For you to drop this course

Without forfeiting your
Credits from the first semester.

Look, I don't want
To be standing here
Talking to you

Any more than you want
To be listening to me.

I just need to tell you
That your daughter...

Well, she may not be
As safely ensconced
In milton academy

As you currently
Think she is.

What does that mean?

She's cutting class, ok?

I'm a little confused
As to why you're telling me.

She came into
The bar yesterday,

On the lam from
Some field trip, and...

God knows where
She went when she left.

I just...

But call me crazy,
I just figure

These are
The things the father
Of a 15-year-old girl

Wandering the streets
Of boston should know.

The subtext here being
That these are the things
That a father would know

If he were
Paying attention.

I didn't say that.

You didn't have to.

Look...

I'll tell you what.

Let's make another one
Of our famous deals.

You stay out of my life,

And I'll do my very best
To stay out of yours.

Gladly. You know,
I'm sorry for
The intrusion.

I guess I was naive
Enough to think that

This might
Actually be about
Something other

Than your
Gigantic male ego.

So you're saying
That that doesn't bother you,

The whole life-as-repetitive-
Stress-injury thing?

No, it does,
But nothing
Prepares you

For a life of
Mind-numbing boredom
And repetition

So much as studying
Music as a child.

Piano lessons?
Violin.

Yeesh.
Yeah. My mum taught
Piano, though,

To a series of
Ever-changing twits

Who all had

They were
Allergic to dogs.

So you had fish.

Tanks full.

So, what's yours, then?

My what?

You excuse
For coming here every day.

It can't simply be a matter
Of geographic proximity.

No, it's not.
It's, uh...

It's much like
Yours, really.

It's sort of a window
Into the person
That I used to be.

You used to be
Another person?

Much as I'm sure
You weren't born
With pink hair,

I am not
The conservative person
You think that I am.

You're not?

No, I'm not.

Prove it.

Stay.

Stay here?

Come on, I don't think

You taking
One afternoon off

Is going to send
Capitalism screeching
To its knees.

No, it probably won't,

But it will
Catapult me to the top

Of the rich rinaldi
Firing list.

Yeah, that's such
A bloody tragedy.

Here.

Call them.

Tell them, I don't know,
That you're sick or something.

You're serious
About this?

Yeah.

Are you?

Hi. Can I speak
To rich rinaldi, please?

Ok, well, if what you're
Telling me is true,

Is that you've--
You've had unprotected sex

With 17 women
In the last 3 months,

Then I definitely think
It's a good idea for you
To get tested.

For you and for
All of those hot women
You've been sleeping with.

What? I have nailed

Many a hot girl in my day.

Hey, I believe you.

Thank you.

I can't believe I volunteer
To help you guys

And get criticized
For my acting abilities.

Oh, please,
Like you could
Ever be straight.

Your heart
Is too big,

And so is your brain.

She's hostile.
Told you.

Could you please
Not talk about me
Like I'm not in the room.

So I have some anger.

Can you tell me that
There's something wrong with
Expressing your emotions?

Hey!

Sorry.
Am I, uh,
Interrupting--

No, no, it's cool.

We're--we're done here,
I think.

Yeah, it's 4:00.
We're done.

So...

You guys think
You can get along
Without me tomorrow, or what?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second.

You mean the only reason
You're hanging around
Here all afternoon

Instead of
Wasting time with me

Is because she
Can't manage to get
Along with him?

Jen?

Are you mad
At me, too?

You can't loan me
Your boyfriend
For one measly hour?

Is he your boyfriend?

Have you guys
Kissed yet?

Did I miss all of this
Over christmas vacation?

Charming.
Let's go.

Why are
You looking at me?

Hostile.

Aha.

So he's changed
His mind, has he?

Come to his senses?

Not that his apology's
Going to be accepted,
Mind you.

So where is he?

Caught in traffic?
Smoking?

Not exactly.

Dawson?

Yeah. You know,
Technically, actually,

He's not gonna
Be here today,

Uh, because
Technically, he...

Doesn't know that this
Meeting is taking place.

You set this up?

Um--

Yeah.

Uh, technically.

You set this up
To apologize for him,

To smooth things over,

To clean up
After his mess...

Like you've been doing
All along?

Yeah, kind of.

Look, nobody sets out
To make a bad film.

Todd wants it
To be better.
I know that he does.

And he might be
Too proud to admit it,

But he's got, like,
5 alternate endings
In his head.

This is stuff we've
Been talking about
All along,

Stuff that can
Easily be done on
A soundstage in 3 days

For no money.

Well, that's all
Very sweet and moving,

But since I don't
See him here on his knees
Begging for forgiveness,

You're wasting my time,
My friend.

Unless--

Unless what?

Unless the answer
To our problems

Is sitting right
In front of us.

Excuse me?

I know this is
Gonna sound crazy,

But just stay
With me for a second.

He knows the footage
We've already shot.

He knows the script,
The actors, the crew.

Personally,
From what I've seen,

I think he could do it.

Wait a minute.
Hold on a second.

What? You're saying
You can't do this?

No. I'm saying
This is insane.

All right,
Let me ask you this.

Hypothetically,
If you had to,

Could you direct
The reshoots of this movie?

Well, yes,
But that's not--

All right.
Call his agent.

I don't think he has one.

Well, then don't
Call his agent.

Call his mother and make her
Sign a permission slip.

Wait a minute. Wait--
Hold on a second.
This is insane.

This is--this is not
Why I came here today.

This is not what
I wanted to have happen.

Well, guess what?
It did.

And since
Opportunities like this
Don't come along every day,

I'd hop on
The happy train.

Or, I'm sorry,

Is being a director
Not the fulfillment
Of a dream

You've been waiting
Your entire life for?

No, it is.
It definitely is, but--

We'll be in touch.

Oh, boy.

So did we ever figure out
Whose party this was?

No. Some dude's,

Then I don't suppose
We ever figured out
What day it is.

Come on!
Give me a break!

So's your friend coming
To pick us up or what?

I really vote
We take a cab.

Yeah, and pay
The guy with what?

You know, you being famous
Doesn't make me any less broke.

What? You're broke?

Yes, jack,
Audrey liddell is broke.

Is that so impossible
To believe?

Wow. Someone
Must be paying too much
For their drugs.

You know, contrary
To popular opinion,
I'm not on drugs.

Yeah, right.

You know, I hate to be
Judgmental like your
Weird college friends,

But please don't rip
My lungs out of my chest

When you have
Some bad pcp.

Shut up, will you?
He's coming.

Who? Your friend?

Dawson. Dawson leery.

I'm sort of on thin ice
With him at the moment,

So if you can find it
Within yourself

To shut up about drugs for,
I don't know,

Say, the next half an hour--

What? You'll make it
Worth my while?

Don't I always?

So you're saying I can
Go through your underwear
Drawer unsupervised?

No! That's gross!

I'll sit on your lap
The whole way home, ok?

All right. Cool.

But one word about
Any sort of illegal substance,

And you have blown it.

Hey, I have
Self-control.

I'll believe that
When I see it.

I'm going to go
Wait in the car.

Hey, jack.

Hey.

You came.

Yeah.
You called, right?

The fact that I recently
Destroyed your house
With an automobile

Must have, uh,
Slipped my mind
When I was dialing.

I freaked out, ok?

What, then
Or right now?

Both, I guess.

What are you even
Doing here, audrey?

Here in l.A. Or here
At this weird party?

Either one.

I don't know.

One minute,
Jack and I are, like,
In a parking lot off sunset

Talking to these guys
In a limo,

And the next minute, we're
Here, and it's morning, and...

Like I said,

I just freaked, and...

You were the only person
That I knew would be
In this area code

And would definitely
Be awake at this hour.

What about
Your parents?

Please.

Do they even know
That school started
Back already?

No.

I wasn't ready
To go back last week,

So I lied a little bit.

I didn't want to face
The grand tribunal of judgment.

I'm ready now, though.

And I'm going to be good
From now on, dawson, I swear.

Just...

Don't be mad.

I mean,
Don't be any more mad
Than you already are.

All right. Just...

Tell me you realize
How stupid it is

To get in a car
Full of strangers

That you meet
In a parking lot.

Hey, it's me again.

Um, look, I get
That you're avoiding me.

I do. Many days,
No phone calls.
What could be clearer?

But, um...

I'm scared now,

Because I don't
Understand why you
Wouldn't call me back.

It's not like you, ok?

And I guess
I'm just scared

That something may
Have happened to you,

Because--and even
If something did
Happen to you,

I wouldn't
Know about it,
Because, obviously,

I'm not a very important
Person in your life.

So...

Could you just...

Call me back?

Uh...

Call me back
As soon as possible.

Bye.

Mmm...

Any luck this time?

When have I ever
Been lucky with men?

He'll call you back, joey.
I know he will.

Uh, yeah, yeah.

There's usually a very
Logical explanation
For this kind of thing.

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, can you guys, um--

Pay the bill that's
Been sitting here for,
Like, a century?

Yeah.

You guys are welcome
To stay as long as you want.

It's just...

I don't feel that great.
I want to get home early.

Yeah, it's no problem.

Here. Ahem.

Keep the change.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Bye.

Well,
That was depressing.

There's nothing
Sadder in the universe

Than watching somebody
Wait for a phone call

That's obviously
Never going to come.

Oh, sure there is.

There's orphans,
Sick orphans.

Plus, we don't know
If this guy's not gonna call.

Oh, please.

We're guys, aren't we?

How many people
Have you ruthlessly
Hooked up with

And never called?

A few.

Look, I went out a lot
This summer, all right?

And?

And I didn't call
A few of the guys back.

Look, if a straight guy
Did it,

It would be rakishly
Charming, you know?

You meet someone, ok?

You think you're
Going to like them--

And then after
Closer examination,

You don't.

Yeah.

But only after

The closer
Examination part.

Basically.

Are you going
To give me some kind
Of lecture here, or what?

Do you want one?

Not particularly.

Fine.

Ok. Let's go, harley.

You're outta here.
Get your coat.

Excuse me?

Look, I really don't
Have the energy

To go through
All of this again today.

In case you've
Forgotten,

We've already played
This scene 2 days ago.

Yeah, and then
You ratted me out
To my father,

Who grounded me
For a month.

So I figured
The only way
I could repay you

Would be
To cut class again.

Right.

You really think
I'm going to leave you here

With a possible date-rapist
Who thinks you're 18?

I don't think so.

I'm leaving.
You're leaving.

Let's go now.

I can't believe you talked me
Into staying for this yesterday.

I mean, big fish
Eating little fish.
What's the big deal?

This is
What you drag your butt
Down here for every day?

Well, if it was
A big company eating
A little company,

You'd love it.

And for the record,

I don't come here
Every day.

You don't?

Not normally, no.

Usually just when
I have a hangover.

So, then what was this week?

Some sort
Of special occasion?

I've just been wondering
What's it all for.

I mean, if what you've
Told me over the last
Couple of days is true,

Then you've
Pretty much changed
Your entire life,

And I'm not
Entirely sure why.

How the hell should I know?

Why does anybody
Change their life?

Why do people
Dye their hair,
For that matter?

To piss off my mum.

Or to try
To be somebody else?

For me,
It would be the latter.

And why do you want
To be somebody else?

Because that's
A part of growing up.

Let me tell you,
Pacey at 15 was
A bit of a schmuck--

Bad haircut,
Bad hawaiian shirts,

Broke all the time.

Dumb enough to be chasing
After things

He knew he was never
Going to get, anyway.

Mostly women,
I suppose.

Mostly...

Though there were
A few girls.

And you are allowed
To call them girls
When they're 16.

Hmm.

Not that you care
What I think, but...

I don't think
He sounds that bad,

This person you used to be.

He actually sounds
Kind of nice.

Yeah, well,
Maybe he was...

Occasionally.

Hmm, still could be.

Quit the job.

Get rid of that goatee.

Grow back
The terrible haircut.

What if I told you

I'd actually
Been thinking
About that lately?

I'm not sure
I'd believe you.

Unless...

Unless what?

Unless you showed up
Here again tomorrow,

Promptly, at 1:00,

Wearing some wretched
Hawaiian t-shirt.

Look, you know that
That's not true, right?

I mean,
Just because a girl

Has a less than perfectrelationship with her father,

It doesn't mean that she
Won't be able to sustain

A more meaningful
Relationship in--

Hel--hello?

Hello?

She hung up on me.

My first real
Nonhypothetical caller,

And she hung up on me.

Somebody probably
Walked in the room.

You know, a roommate
Or something. She got
Embarrassed and hung up.

No, you're just trying
To make me feel better.

No, you were doing fine.

Why did this have
To be boy trouble?

Why couldn't it
Have been a nice
Eating disorder

Or a homesick freshman
In need of a good old
Ego boost?

You gonna answer that?
No.

She was talking to you.

She's probably gonna wanna
Be talking to you again.

No, I--I don't
Wanna answer it.

I'm just gonna
Mess it up again.
Y-y-you do it.

Are you sure?
Yes.
Just answer it.

Help line.
This is c.J.

No, she had to step away
For a second.

Yeah, she's, uh--
She's a little high-strung.

Oh, let's give her
A break, though.

It's her first day.

Yeah, yeah.
It is hard to talk when
Other people are in the room.

Why don't you call me back
In 10 minutes when they're gone?

Yeah, I'll be here.

All right. Promise me
You'll call me back.

Ok. Bye.

What?

Nothing.

Hello? Every third store
We're passing sells liquor.

Shouldn't this indicate
To you that we're not
In such a great part of town?

Yeah, well, you wanted
To walk on the wild side,

So since your dad
Is in class until 6:00...

We're here.

Where are we, anyway?

Nowhere, ok?

I just have
To do something.

"Eddie doling, 3-a"?

I thought you said
You didn't know
Where he was.

I don't.

I know where he lives.

I just don't know
Where he is.

Well, perhaps you've heard

The telephone?

It's a helpful stalking tool.

Yeah, I tried that
Already, harley,
Thank you,

But when a girl
Leaves a whole slew

Of unreturned
Voice mail messages

For someone she thought
Was her boyfriend,
And then--

Boyfriend? Uh-oh.
That means one thing.

You slept with him,
Didn't you?

What did you just say?

I asked if you
Slept with the boy.

You know, had sex?
Gone all the way?

I thought
That's what you said.

Yeah, so,
What's the problem?

Nothing. I guess I...

I had forgotten what
A sophisticated woman
Of the world you are.

Harley, you're probably
Not even a virgin,

Probably lost it
Years ago to a trucker
Named bubba, right?

I don't get it.

You're not supposed to.

Look, go. I'm not
In the mood for this.

So what?

Just because I'm 15,

I'm not even allowed
To talk about sex?

No, you can talk about it,

And then when you're 19, you
Can have the unadulterated joy

Of looking back and
Realizing what an idiot
You sounded like.

Oh, right, because
You're so smart now.

You must know exactly
What you're doing.

That's why you came
All this way to stalk someone

Who hasn't called you back
Since you decided
To sleep with him.

What?
What's the big deal?

We're in
The wrong apartment, right?

Joey?

I mean, this obviously
Isn't it, right?

You got the numbers
Switched or something.

Joey?

I must say,
Your idea of casual friday

Leaves a little
To be desired, witter.

Do you think we could
Discuss your fashion
Dos and and don'ts

Some other time?

Like, say, after lunch?

Lunch. Think again,
My friend.

What's all that?

Extra work...

Or, I'm sorry, did you think
Your little mini-vacation

Would have no consequences?

I told you I was sick.

Yeah, well, I don't
Get sick myself,

And you know what
Kills me about people who do?

What's what?

How they never seem
To realize that
Them being sick

Doesn't decrease the quantity
Of work around here.

It just means someone else
Has to do it.

Doesn't seem very fair
To your colleagues,
Does it, now?

I can tell
You're all broken up
About that, rich,

But perhaps what you're
Really upset about

Is that they just don't
Open up as many new
Accounts as I do.

Getting a little unnecessarily
Cocky here, aren't we?

Cocky, yes,
Unnecessary, no,

Because all of us here
Know that the amount
Of money you make

Is directly proportional
To the amount of money
We make.

Yeah, well, that may be true,

But my attitude
Isn't the problem.

Yours is, and I expect
To see a change in it
Soon, very soon.

Here. Maybe this will help.
Thanks.

I love january,

'cause that's
When this comes.

What, my paycheck?

Thanks. Not your paycheck,
Witter, your w-2.

I'm not exactly sure
What's in there,

But I'm guessing it's more
Than they pay fry cooks.

Like you would have
Any idea.

Hey, anytime you want
To quit and go back
To the easy life,

Be my guest,

But as long
As you work here,

The only lunches you're
Going to be going to

Are the ones you cater...

In your mind.

So this is what
It's like when you're
Actually working, huh?

This is it.

I thought the phones
Would ring a little more.

Well, it doesn't
Really work like that.

I mean, think about it.

Think about how stubborn
People are,

How hard it is
For them to ask for help

Or actually
Admit they're wrong
About something.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Listen, c.J.--

It's almost 4:00.
Caffeine fix?

You're asking me
If I want coffee?

Yeah. I'm just gonna
Go out to the cart.

Oh, no, no.
No, you're not
Leaving me here alone.

Yeah, I am.

No, you're not,
Because if you leave,

Then the phone'll
Most certainly ring,

And it'll be someone
On the other end who wants
To talk to somebody and--

Yeah. That's what
You're here for.

Yeah, except you know
What you're doing,
And I don't,

Which is why
You shouldn't go.

You know,
A few days ago,

You couldn't stand
Being in the same
Room with me,

And now you don't
Want me to leave.

That was a week ago.
Can't a person change
In a week?

I don't know. Can she?

Sure you don't
Want anything? No?

Ok, I'll be right back.

Kierkegaard.

Hello, help line.

Well, um, if we're being
Completely honest,

Which I hope we are,

I-I-I'm not entirely sure
If I can help you,

But, uh--
But I-I'd like to try,

So...

So, you gonna
Tell me, or what?

Nothing to tell.

Ha ha ha! Cool!

Let me, uh--
Let me ask you something.

Yeah?

You know all that stuff
That we talked about
Yesterday,

Did that fundamentally
Alter your opinion
Of me in any way?

Yeah, right.

Like I couldn't tell
From a mile away

That you were gonna
End up being way
Sluttier than me.

What?

Come on, jack.
Give me a little credit.

I mean, look at you.

You're ridiculously
Good-looking.

I mean,
You're no viggo--

Yeah, ok, that--that--
That's great. Let's go.

What, we're leaving?

Well, yeah.

You don't honestly think
I'm gonna stand here

And have this conversation
With you?

I'm sorry,
But I sorta think--

Hey, hey, hey, david...
Yeah?

Shut up.

Yeah, I think
I could do that.

One of barthelme's
Central tenets, of course,

Was his belief that only
By juxtaposing disjointed,

Quite often at times,
Absurd fragments of time

Could one truly replicate
The emotional tenor
Of real life.

Can someone
Give me an example?

Joey?

Ok, pick a story,
Any story.

Wait, I'll pick one
For you.

Uh, the school.
How about that?
Ring any bells?

Uh, yes.

What's it about?

It's about a teacher

Who's trying to explain
Something to his students.

What's he
Trying to explain?

Death and loss.

Why is he trying
To explain it?

Because it keeps happening
To them over and over again,

Like this endless cycle.

First, the orange trees,
Then the herb garden,
Then the tropical fish.

You know, it's absurd,
Really, because...

One minute, they're there.
The next minute...

They're gone,
And the thing that's true,
The part of it that's true,

The part of it that's real,

Is that no one ever does
Explain it to him because...

No one can.

That's great, joey.

Of course, you forgot
All about the snakes
And the puppies,

But, oh, look, we're
Out of time for today.

Monday, everyone,
Saul bellow.

Got a second, potter?

What's this?

This is 50 bucks.

Ok, look,
I know you're poor,

But don't tell me
You're so poor

You've never seen
50 bucks before.

I don't get it.

For taking care of harley
While I was teaching yesterday.

She said that you
Helped her out with something,

Said she was having
Some kind of a crisis.

she was
Having a crisis?

Yes, look, just take
The money, will you?

It'd be a whole lot easier
For me than trying
To be nice to you

For the rest of
The frickin' semester.

Wait a second.
Why would you be
Nice to me? Why?

Because as you pointed out
The other day,

This really
Isn't about me.

Her mother's gone,
And her father...

Is a gigantic
Scuzzbucket?

Yes, he is, actually...

Most days, anyway,
According to her.

You, on the other hand,
She seems to like.

Yeah, well,
I'm very likable,

But likable
And poor.

$50, 3 times a week.

65, and I'll help
The little angel
With her homework,

Not that she'd want help
From a "D" student.

Deal.

Here.

What's that?

50 bucks. No charge
For yesterday.

Uh, look, don't do me
Any favors, potter.

I'm not. You wouldn't
Understand, ok?

Was it a girl thing
Or something?

No, it's
A human-being thing.

So you found me
Then, did ya?

Called the surf report.

There were only so many beaches
You could possibly be at.

I can see I'm gonna have
To get one of those

Little men in black
Dealies,

Deprogram you now that
Our long association
Is over.

It's too dangerous,
Isn't it?

Having that much
Information floatin'
Around out there,

Everybody just waiting
To be used against ya?

I came by to apologize.

For what?
For stealin' me job?

Look, after
You told 'em no
Yesterday,

Like the bloody idiot
That you are,

They called me.

They even apologized,

As much
As they're capable of.

So what's next?
We do reshoots here?
We go back to boston? What?

I'm sorry, mate.
You misunderstood me.

we're not
Doing anything.

You are.

Wait a minute. I've been
Through this before.
I'm not gonna--

Not gonna what?

Not gonna benefit from
Being at the right place

At the right time?

That's all it is,
You know.

Doesn't mean you're
Actually going places

Or that you're more
Talented than I am,
You know. I mean--

God, no. You're like...

Barely functional,
But you're...

Like my mentor.

What, not
Steven bloody spielberg?

Well, he...

Hasn't been returning
My phone calls.

Just don't make it
Any worse, ok?

And listen,
The absolute first thing

You have to remember
To do when you're on set

Is take a picture
Of natasha's face

At the exact moment
That she's introduced
To her new director...

'cause that's something
I bloody well have to see.

Come in.