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This is so much better
than waiting tables.
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You don't have to concentrate.
Your mind can wander anywhere.
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I just got back from Hawaii.
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I just got back from hell.
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Oh, wait, I'm still here.
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Oh, check it out.
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It's so cool that people
pass things to each other
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along the line.
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Yeah, especially
during a pandemic.
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It's like a lazy river
of disease.
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Oh, it's a birthday card
for Nicole.
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She's 68.
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That is so Nicole.
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Who the hell is Nicole? And
how do you know these people?
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We've been here
like three days.
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I'm getting to know these people
because I eat lunch with them
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and I don't sit in my car alone
blasting NPR
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like "Fresh Air"
is gangsta rap.
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I'm sorry if I need
a little mental stimulation.
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I can't shut my mind off,
like everybody else here can.
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That is so you.
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You assume these people
are stupid,
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when you won't even bother
to get to know them.
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Uh, Nicole's card
has a mountain lion
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dressed in a business suit,
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and it says, "You can't fool us.
You're still a cougar."
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I think I know
all I need to know about Nicole.
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Here.
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Stuff your bitter hole
with this.
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It's probably sugar-free
because of Nicole's diabetes.
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Ooh, diabetic cougar cake
from a stranger?
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Hard pass.
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Okay, that's an E7.
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It hurts
to press the strings.
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It'll hurt till you build up
your calluses.
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It's, uh, unpleasant,
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but if you stick with it,
it gets better,
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like whiskey or sex.
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So, uh, why'd you get the itch
to play again?
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Eh, there's this guy
I'm dating online.
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Just want to work out
some feelings.
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Yeah.
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Relationships during COVID
can be pretty tough.
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I mean, I like
being here with your grandpa,
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but when I mentioned
that I'd go home at some point,
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he got a little butt-hurt.
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At least he wants
to be with you.
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I don't think my guy
will ever commit to me.
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You know,
until he gets a divorce.
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Trust me,
they never get divorced.
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And if they do,
they're not as hot anymore.
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You didn't even flinch
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when I told you
I was dating a married guy.
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Well, you're 18.
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You're old enough
to make your own choices
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that will cripple you
for the rest of your life.
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Here, give it to me.
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I'll -- I'll show you
the chords.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Oh, is there
a cover charge?
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'Cause I really just came in
to use the bathroom.
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We're just, uh,
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working on
a blues progression.
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I'll be with you in a sec.
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Oh. Chuck called.
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And he can't make
that poker game tomorrow night.
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Damn it!
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I'm sick
of this here COVID.
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I got nowhere to go.
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♪ My friends
don't play poker ♪
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♪ And I can't take
their dough ♪
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You wanna talk about it?
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Uh...supposed to play poker
tomorrow night --
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you know, the first time
since all this happened.
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Everybody canceled.
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They've all got
"underlying conditions,"
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and they're afraid to die.
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Well, if you're
missing poker that bad,
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we have enough people in the
house to put a game together.
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When you say
"people in the house,"
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does that mean you're planning
on staying here tonight?
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Yes, Dan. I'll be here.
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And I told you I'll give you
plenty of notice
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before I go home.
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Just asking.
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So, what about the game?
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I don't know.
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Half the fun of poker
is trash-talking each other.
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If I tell you
you don't have any balls,
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it's just true.
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You could say,
"What line were you in
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when they were passing out
the ovaries?"
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Alright!
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If I can make fun of lady parts,
I guess that'd be okay.
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I don't know all the names.
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Oh, what's that thing
that looks like antlers?
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♪ Fallopian tubes ♪
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Hey, Beck. I picked you up
some of those teething biscuits
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Beverly Rose likes.
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Oh, thank God.
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She's got two teeth now,
so she's chomping on everything.
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The other day,
she almost took off a nipple.
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I guess that's why
God gave us two.
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Well, how are things
at The Lunch Box?
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Is business
picking up at all?
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I've been doing
a lot of deliveries.
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People are too scared
to come in.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, since I've been
working for Instacart,
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I've been picking up stuff
for a few restaurants.
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You know, they don't want to buy
in bulk 'cause they're waiting
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for their customers to be able
to taste and smell again.
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Yeah. I get it.
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I'm -- My place
is just barely hanging on.
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Well, you know
The Lanford Lotus?
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They're in real trouble.
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Oh, really?
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'Cause that's the last
Thai restaurant in town.
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Mm-hmm, and if they go out,
there's no place left
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for the white people
to get their pad Thai.
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Oh, well the menu's
like a jungle to them.
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They're afraid
if they get too far in,
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they'll never find their way
back from pad see yew.
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Was your soul-sucking job
as sucky as mine today?
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Anyone brutalize you
for picking unripe bananas?
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Hey. Hey.
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I'm not one of those
lazy shoppers
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who just grabs
a bunch, okay?
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I go banana by banana,
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and then I re-tape them
at the top.
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You used to be
so interesting.
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Eh, I was just faking it
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till I could get my hands
on all of this.
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You know
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if you just tried to get
to know the people,
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it might not be
such a miserable job.
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Uh, yeah, Becky said
the same thing, and I tried it.
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When I was punching out, there
was a woman hovering nearby,
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so I said, "Nice top."
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Then she told me
where she got it,
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how it was mismarked,
and then
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how she made the cashier
honor the mismarked tag.
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And I started to feel like
that guy on the news
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that hacked his arm off just
to get away from that boulder.
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Come on!
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You -- You just got to
make the best of it.
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I mean, how painful is it
to just be friendly?
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Boy, you don't know me
at all.
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When are they
gonna be done paving
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so we can use
the parking lot again?
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Yeah.
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Little Miss NPR
has no place to eat her lunch.
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Oh, my God. Look at that!
It's perfect!
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I know.
Looks just like her, right?
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Oh, totally.
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It's kinda nice that
Louise has been riding out
this pandemic with you.
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Oh, it's been amazing.
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But she's already
making noises
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about wanting to go back
to her place.
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I thought for sure
she'd want to stay here.
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Has anybody that's lived here
ever wantedto stay?
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They all come back.
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But they have to be
impoverished,
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with absolutely
no options.
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It's about time!
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I'll see your 50
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and raise youa buck.
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You're going down, old man.
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Look me
in the eyes, Becky.
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Why?
So you can read my mind?
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No.
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So that you can
see the hurt
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when you take
the last couple dollars
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your frail, hobbling father
needs for heart medicine.
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Get ready to have
a heart attack, Pops.
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I'll call the ambulance.
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Damn, you're cold.
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I still think you're lying.
Raise it a buck.
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So it's to me?
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Look me in the eyes, DJ.
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I don't want to kill Dad.
I'm out.
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Would anyone like
a stylish face mask?
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Only $3.
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Hey! Did you make this one
out of my Led Zeppelin T-shirt?
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It's a very soft,
breathable fabric.
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I would have used
your underwear, but they
had holes in them.
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Uh, yeah,
I-I think I'll take one.
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You know, Louise, uh,
if you stay in our bubble,
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you won't even need a mask.
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You know, DJ, I am happy
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to have been quaran-teaming
with you guys,
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but I'm an independent person,
and, uh, I like to be somewhere
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where the dead skin
on the loofah
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and those weird hairs
on the soap are mine.
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You're an hour late.
Deal her in.
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Yeah, I was busy
making you all something
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that I want to test out
at The Lunch Box.
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What is it?
Pad Thai.
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Thinking about doing a special,
two for $4.
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00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,260
People can get
perfectly good Thai food
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from The Lanford Lotus.
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Why would weserve it?
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Don't need a reason.
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Last time I checked,
this is America,
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the great melting pot,
Becky!
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Raise it a buck.
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Mnh-mnh.
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Alright.
210
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I'll see you that buck
and raise it 15 bucks.
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-Whoa.
-Whoo!
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You can tell
the players without kids
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just by the raises.
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I'm out.
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00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,720
Yeah, think I better fold.
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What line were youin when they
were passing out the ovaries?
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Thought you were the badass
in the family.
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Might be bluffing.
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Okay.
220
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,732
I'll see you.
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Full boat.
Kings over twos.
222
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,085
That was kind of psycho.
223
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Can I have my 20 back?
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No way!
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00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,394
You want to be treated
like a grown-up,
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you gotta take it in the shorts
like a grown-up.
227
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,921
Are you kidding me?
I worked hard for that money.
228
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,881
We allwork hard for the money,
Donna Summer.
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Next time
you'll be more careful.
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So, what?
You're teaching me a lesson?
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I don't need that from you.
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You're not even family.
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If she wants to leave,
the sooner the better.
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Ooh. Wow.
That was fantastic.
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Now we should go down to
the 7-Eleven, and you can hit
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that penny tray they have
for the children's hospital.
237
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Look, I-I wasn't
trying to be mean.
238
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I was just
playing the game.
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I'm gonna go talk to her.
240
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,779
That'll only
make it worse.
241
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,434
It'll blow over on its own.
242
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,654
Well, we were
getting along so great!
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00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:57,657
This is your first fight
with a teenager.
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It's kind of like
stepping on a cobra
245
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and then trying to give it a hug
to say you're sorry.
246
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,665
I guess.
247
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,101
What do you think, Jackie?
248
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,842
I think if we're
taking the kids' money,
249
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,670
let's get Mary back in here.
250
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:13,977
She's got $11 in that fake
dog food can in her closet.
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00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,025
I was a little short
last week.
252
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,549
I replaced it.
253
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:27,687
You've been out here
a long time.
254
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,210
You want a sweater
or something?
255
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,602
No, thanks.
256
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,127
Did you have
a crappy day, too?
257
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,259
Wasn't my best.
258
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,044
Why?
What happened to you?
259
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,655
Online school
is so frustrating.
260
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,136
There's glitches, and kids'
computers aren't working,
261
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,964
and their parents
are trying to fix them.
262
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,661
One mom had a breakdown.
263
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:50,318
She was drunk, screaming out,
"Algebra is useless!"
264
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:51,841
See, when it comes
to your education,
265
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:55,149
aren't you glad
I'm totally checked out?
266
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,107
What happened to you?
267
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,153
Someone at work
put up a cartoon
268
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,024
of me dressed
as Marie Antoinette
269
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:03,635
because I didn't eat
a piece of birthday cake.
270
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,594
They think I'm acting like
I'm above them,
271
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:09,380
which is impossible, because
I barely even speak to them.
272
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,690
What? Do you think
I come off as a snob?
273
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:18,999
It's possible
that some people could...
274
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,176
interpret you that way.
275
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,438
Really?
276
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,874
Why don't you
speak to them?
277
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,007
Well, because we have
nothing in common.
278
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,487
Because...?
279
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:32,708
Because they've lived
different lives than I have.
280
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,930
And their lives are...?
281
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,236
Different.
I said different.
282
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,978
A-Alright, fine.
I come off as a classist snob.
283
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,067
I will have lunch
with them tomorrow.
284
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,068
Good luck.
285
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,591
And remember,
286
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,159
a stranger is just
a friend you haven't met yet.
287
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,118
See, this is why
you get bullied, Mark.
288
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,687
Hi.
289
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,213
I'm Darlene,
Becky's sister.
290
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:02,520
Well, now I can't
hide thatanymore.
291
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,479
So, you're not eating lunch
in the bathroom?
292
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,351
Was stall number two reserved
for another diner?
293
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,226
I look really weird
when I eat,
294
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,097
so I don't like
people watching me.
295
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:18,058
And bonus, there's a roll of
napkins right there next to you.
296
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,581
Okay if I sit with you?
297
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,148
It's a free country.
298
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:24,760
Uh, guess you guys know
that I saw this.
299
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,067
Oh. That was the intent
when I drew it.
300
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,289
Look, if I gave
the impression
301
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,596
that I think that I'm better
than you guys, I don't.
302
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,337
I mean,
our mom worked here.
303
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,774
I know.
I worked with your mom.
304
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,298
She was friendly
to everybody.
305
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,257
Let's assume we're talking
about the same person.
306
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,258
Go on.
307
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,044
Yeah, she was a badass.
308
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,959
But at least she didn't
walk around here
309
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:53,267
like a prissy little bitch.
310
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:56,748
Look, I know
that I come off as aloof.
311
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,578
It's just, you know,
this isn't exactly my dream job.
312
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,145
Well, it wasn't
your mom's, either,
313
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:05,409
but she never acted like
it was beneath her.
314
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,802
Yeah.
315
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,718
If she saw you
hiding in a bathroom,
316
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:13,156
turning your nose up on
a perfectly good birthday cake,
317
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,115
she'd be ashamed of you!
318
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,073
Hey, she wouldn't
be ashamed of me.
319
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:20,903
She might have given me crap
for being disrespectful to cake,
320
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:24,298
but she always told me that she
wanted me to have a better life.
321
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:27,518
My mom worked the line
so that I wouldn't haveto.
322
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,826
But she worked here
to put food on your table.
323
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,350
You don't like the job?
Turn around and quit.
324
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,440
There's lines of people outside
waiting to take your place.
325
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:37,964
Okay, you know what?
326
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,009
I-I don't need
a lecture from you.
327
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,968
You don't know
anything about me.
328
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,752
I gave up something I love
to take this job.
329
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,885
I don't have to pretend
that I like it, too.
330
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,103
And you know what?
331
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,583
I'm keeping this.
332
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,019
Even though it's hateful
and mean-spirited,
333
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,934
I like it
because you gave me boobs.
334
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,771
You know, drinking alone
is a sign of a serious problem.
335
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,905
If I have one with you, that
means you're perfectly fine.
336
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,865
This thing with Harris
is really bothering me.
337
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,173
And I'm telling you
she'll get over it.
338
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,349
I wouldn't take it
too seriously.
339
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,785
I haveto.
340
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,352
If I want
to have a relationship
341
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,093
with your kids
and your grandkids
342
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,747
for the rest of my life,
I want it to be a good one.
343
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,315
Wow.
344
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:26,621
What?
345
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,840
You said
"the rest of your life."
346
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,581
Is that a problem?
347
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,322
After you said you wanted
to keep your apartment,
348
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:35,325
I didn't think "the rest
of your life" was an option.
349
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:38,676
How can you be so stupid
and still survive?
350
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,332
Kind words
from the people I love.
351
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,597
Look, in case
you haven't noticed,
352
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,643
I'm a lot.
353
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,776
And sometimes I want to do
things the way I want to do them
354
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,388
without worrying
about anyone else.
355
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,216
I don't know.
Maybe I'm old-school,
356
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,132
but I-I figure
if you want to be with someone,
357
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:02,091
you want to be with them
all the time.
358
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,660
Look, me wanting
to keep my own place
359
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:09,142
isn't about leaving you.
360
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:12,667
It's about me
telling you what I need
361
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,365
so I never
have to leave you.
362
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,454
Never?
363
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,457
Give me some space, woman.
You're suffocating me.
364
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,767
Hey.
365
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,247
How'd it go at work?
366
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,944
Uh, perfect.
367
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,512
I apologized for being distant,
they tore me a new one,
368
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,732
and I had my lunch
in the bathroom again.
369
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,473
I'm sorry.
370
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:37,866
Maybe you should find a job
where you're alone,
371
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,607
like a toll booth operator,
372
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:42,958
or maybe there's a lighthouse
around here somewhere.
373
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,742
Was school
any better today?
374
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,136
Not really,
but it doesn't matter.
375
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,747
I've decided
that school's not everything.
376
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,793
I'm gonna learn from life.
377
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,970
I'm thinking
of taking a gap year.
378
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,581
Yeah, you can't do that
in middle school.
379
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,583
What's up?
380
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,237
Okay.
381
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,847
You know those kids
I was telling you about
382
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,459
who were having trouble
with their computers?
383
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,417
That's mostly me.
384
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:10,290
My computer is so old,
it keeps freezing up,
385
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,902
and I'm missing
half of what's going on.
386
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,166
Okay, well,
we'll get you a new computer.
387
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,821
But I don't want to make you
stay at that place.
388
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,475
You hate that job.
389
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,347
Well, you know what?
390
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,436
Um, I hate that job
a whole lot less
391
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,482
knowing I can get you
a computer.
392
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,092
This is the first time
in a long time
393
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,789
that you kids
have asked me for something
394
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,487
and I didn't
have to say no.
395
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,010
Really? I can get one?
396
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,881
Yeah. Go crazy.
397
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,667
But if you recognize the brand
name, it's too expensive.
398
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,625
Oh. You know
who has good ones?
399
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:42,931
Rite Aid.
400
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,197
How about
another lesson?
401
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,678
I can't afford another lesson.
I was mugged.
402
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,640
I treated you
like an adult.
403
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,468
I thought that's
what you wanted.
404
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:02,037
When I was your age,
I couldn't wait to be an adult,
405
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,996
even if I had to take my lumps
once in a while.
406
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,087
Yeah, well, you didn't turn 18
during a pandemic.
407
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,045
What's my future
going to be like?
408
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,395
There's no jobs.
Everything's on fire.
409
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,050
People are getting shot
in the streets.
410
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,531
Okay. You're screwed.
411
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,098
Thank you.
412
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,709
Look, I never had kids.
413
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:25,060
I didn't realize
it was bad to steal from them.
414
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,977
Just thinking about what
your generation's going through
415
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,414
stresses me out,
and I want to smoke a joint.
416
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,504
Well, hey, don't stop treating
me like an adult now.
417
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:35,810
Share.
418
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,942
Oh. Alright.
419
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,466
I'll give you a choice.
420
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,381
Kid or adult?
421
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,774
You want to take back
this 20 bucks
422
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,559
or have a half a joint?
423
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,562
Take the 20 so I can buy a joint
that I don't have to share.
424
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,303
Mama didn't raise no fool.
425
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,703
Uh, I thought I should pay you
for that drawing,
426
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,750
so I hope you'll accept
a birthday cupcake.
427
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,448
Is it sugar?
Because that will kill me.
428
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,364
No,
but I thought about it.
429
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,411
Happy birthday.
430
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,414
Sorry about yesterday.
431
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,850
Um, you were right.
432
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,982
I was being
a condescending little jerk.
433
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,507
I believe she said
"prissy little bitch."
434
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,466
Yeah.
435
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,469
Uh, I got home, you know,
and my kid needed something,
436
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,341
and I realized
that with this job,
437
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,952
I'm lucky enough to be able
to get it for him.
438
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,954
That's way more important
than being a writer.
439
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,610
I have to tell you
something.
440
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,221
I remember
when you were born.
441
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,616
Your mother told me
that you were gonna be special.
442
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,575
What did she say about me?
443
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,623
You want me
to make something up?
444
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,542
Well, clearly, my mom
was wrong about me.
445
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,934
No.
446
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,241
That's up to you.
447
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,896
If you want to do
something creative,
448
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:05,552
go home and do it after you
pay your bills every night,
449
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,597
like I do.
450
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,512
You don't stop
being an artist
451
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,472
just because
it's not your job anymore.
452
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:13,864
That is so true.
453
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,692
It's the same thing
with drinking.
454
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:19,000
I'm still an alcoholic, but
it's just not my job anymore.
455
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:22,090
But just so you know,
I was really good at it.
456
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,181
Your mother did tell me
you liked the bottle.
457
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,534
I'm sorry
about yesterday.
458
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,710
When Wellman closed,
it broke my heart,
459
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,712
and when it reopened,
460
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,237
I could see Gabriel
waiting for me at the gates.
461
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,587
Yeah.
462
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,503
Having a job these days is
a little like heaven, isn't it?
463
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,201
No, Gabriel my son.
He got a job here, too.
464
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,377
Gabriel! Say hello.
465
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:49,683
Hello.
466
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,515
I just figured it out.
467
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,256
You're trying to put
The Lanford Lotus
468
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,518
out of business,
aren't you?
469
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,476
That is not true,
470
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,871
and anybody who says it is
is a damn liar!
471
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:08,223
Well, the Korean nuns
who run the Asian food market
472
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,225
told me
that they have video
473
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,663
of an insane woman
with gray roots on a bicycle
474
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,405
buying up
all the Thai stuff.
475
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,842
Look, this is a business,
476
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,454
and once I'm done
with the Lotus,
477
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,978
I'm thinking about doing
a one-buck schnitzel
478
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:27,721
to take out
Einen Biergarten!
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