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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,664 --> 00:01:06,535 -It's hard not to feel a little lost as we begin, but... 2 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:10,807 ...let's just take it all in and... 3 00:01:12,108 --> 00:01:15,510 ...see what we can find. 4 00:01:15,544 --> 00:01:17,512 Who knows? 5 00:01:17,546 --> 00:01:20,582 Maybe what can find us. 6 00:01:20,615 --> 00:01:23,552 No sooner than you say it. 7 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:25,587 Well, it's Miss Marcy. 8 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:28,657 Miss Marcy's a beautiful, lush blackberry bush. 9 00:01:28,690 --> 00:01:32,829 we've come across a time or two in our travels. 10 00:01:32,862 --> 00:01:35,898 What are you going to share with us today, old friend? 11 00:01:35,932 --> 00:01:38,100 Juicy blackberry? 12 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:40,602 Mmm. 13 00:01:45,574 --> 00:01:47,742 When's the last time you heard someone say something 14 00:01:47,777 --> 00:01:50,780 that interesting? 15 00:01:50,813 --> 00:01:54,851 And maybe Miss Marcy drops some more berries 16 00:01:54,884 --> 00:01:56,551 in the little brook. 17 00:01:56,585 --> 00:01:58,988 Maybe these berries will take route 18 00:01:59,021 --> 00:02:02,892 on the lake shore downstream 19 00:02:02,925 --> 00:02:08,164 and bring Miss Marcy children in the years to come. 20 00:02:08,197 --> 00:02:11,433 I don't even know if that's how berries work, 21 00:02:11,466 --> 00:02:14,003 but it sure sounds nice. 22 00:02:14,036 --> 00:02:19,507 I bet Miss Marcy would love a special someone 23 00:02:19,541 --> 00:02:22,477 to spruce the place up a bit. 24 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:25,181 What should we call him? 25 00:02:26,849 --> 00:02:28,617 Arthur. 26 00:02:30,086 --> 00:02:32,721 Arthur the evergreen. 27 00:02:32,755 --> 00:02:35,925 I think mighty Mount Mansfield would approve 28 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:38,493 of a name like that, 29 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,730 because there is nothing like having the one 30 00:02:41,764 --> 00:02:47,003 you hold dearest nearest when the world turns cold. 31 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:50,538 That's the picture we all want to paint. 32 00:02:50,572 --> 00:02:55,543 Thanks for going to a special place with me, Carl Nargle. 33 00:02:57,479 --> 00:02:59,982 -Cut. And we're clear. 34 00:03:01,951 --> 00:03:03,753 -Same time tomorrow? 35 00:03:03,786 --> 00:03:06,222 -I wouldn't miss it for the world. 36 00:03:10,793 --> 00:03:12,161 -Yeah. 37 00:03:12,194 --> 00:03:15,064 That's it. 38 00:03:15,097 --> 00:03:19,501 -This is "The World's Strongest Person." 39 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:22,204 -Almost forgot where I was for a second. 40 00:03:22,238 --> 00:03:23,773 -Almost. 41 00:03:23,806 --> 00:03:26,508 -Amazing. No other word for it. 42 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:28,510 Awesome and amazing. 43 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:30,112 -Have we never met Arthur before. 44 00:03:30,146 --> 00:03:32,782 -There's been a pond named Arthur but never a tree. 45 00:03:32,815 --> 00:03:34,716 -Never a tree? -Yeah. 46 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:36,518 -Breaking new ground. Mwah. 47 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:39,889 -Oh, I forgot the milk. -Okay. 48 00:03:39,922 --> 00:03:41,958 -Does anything hurt? -No, I'm good. 49 00:03:41,991 --> 00:03:43,625 -Cramped or something? -No. 50 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:45,627 And snow this time of year? 51 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,830 - Oh. - Incredible. 52 00:03:47,863 --> 00:03:49,765 -I never know where I'm going. 53 00:03:49,799 --> 00:03:53,269 You certainly got us there. 54 00:03:53,302 --> 00:03:55,104 -So much moisture in the wind. 55 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:59,541 -Is it okay if I take Miss Marcy and her friends to Vantastic? 56 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:01,811 -I think they would appreciate that. 57 00:04:01,844 --> 00:04:05,214 There you go. 58 00:04:05,247 --> 00:04:06,882 -They're so warm. 59 00:04:06,916 --> 00:04:09,218 -Sorry just going to move in right here. 60 00:04:09,251 --> 00:04:12,587 -Tony. -Here's coffee -- with milk. 61 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,128 -Great. 62 00:04:19,161 --> 00:04:21,730 -Tony. Tony. 63 00:04:21,764 --> 00:04:24,666 -Katherine. -Oh, done. Done. 64 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,169 -And this is "This Afternoon in Burlington." 65 00:04:27,203 --> 00:04:29,271 -Ready. We're live. 66 00:04:29,305 --> 00:04:32,842 -Welcome to "This afternoon in Burlington." 67 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:35,945 -And camera two. -I'm your host... 68 00:04:35,978 --> 00:04:38,280 -And camera one. -...Donald Moore. 69 00:04:38,314 --> 00:04:40,648 -Stay on one. Stay on one. -It's hard to look away. 70 00:04:40,682 --> 00:04:43,085 -Yeah, yet so many people do. 71 00:04:43,119 --> 00:04:46,922 Fox News is killing us. Weather Channel. 72 00:04:46,956 --> 00:04:48,090 TV Guide Channel. -Hey, T. 73 00:04:48,124 --> 00:04:49,859 -Yeah? -Keep the faith. 74 00:04:49,892 --> 00:04:53,062 -The question is whether we want the parade blocking access 75 00:04:53,095 --> 00:04:56,698 to local cultural establishments. 76 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,134 -Dr. Bradford Lenihan? 77 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:01,270 -Curator of Burlington's Museum of Art. 78 00:05:01,303 --> 00:05:03,873 -The Burlington Museum of Art. 79 00:05:03,906 --> 00:05:07,709 If you're a true artist living above Pittsfield 80 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:10,846 and below St. Albans, that's where your paintings are. 81 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,348 -Yeah. -Well, I know one artist 82 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:15,017 who's got the most popular painting show in Vermont, 83 00:05:15,051 --> 00:05:18,988 and his name is Carl Nargle. -Yeah. 84 00:05:19,021 --> 00:05:22,958 -Thanks. It's just...frustrating. 85 00:05:22,992 --> 00:05:25,727 I feel like sometimes being the total package 86 00:05:25,761 --> 00:05:28,330 makes it hard for people to see the gift inside. 87 00:05:28,364 --> 00:05:29,932 -We -- -Mnh-mnh. 88 00:05:29,965 --> 00:05:33,202 -I -- I have an idea that could change that. 89 00:05:33,235 --> 00:05:35,703 Come here. 90 00:05:35,737 --> 00:05:38,908 Our budget's been slashed, and we need your help. 91 00:05:38,941 --> 00:05:41,911 -Put me to work, and I will sign tote bags 92 00:05:41,944 --> 00:05:45,114 until my fingers turn a rich Parisian blue. 93 00:05:45,147 --> 00:05:48,616 -Tote bags only take us so far. We need rating ratings. 94 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:51,320 Ratings only Carl Nargle can deliver. 95 00:05:51,353 --> 00:05:55,690 So we're going to put you on two hours a day, 96 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:58,693 back to back, one painting each hour. 97 00:06:01,764 --> 00:06:02,965 -So people would have a chance 98 00:06:02,998 --> 00:06:05,167 to see twice as much of my artwork. 99 00:06:05,201 --> 00:06:08,170 -It's, uh, Katherine's idea. 100 00:06:08,204 --> 00:06:09,305 -Katherine's idea? 101 00:06:09,338 --> 00:06:10,873 -Well, she wants to make sure 102 00:06:10,906 --> 00:06:12,942 that, uh, the station is in good shape... 103 00:06:12,975 --> 00:06:14,110 -So do I. 104 00:06:14,143 --> 00:06:16,345 -...so she can leave. 105 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:26,088 -Of course, as a real artist, 106 00:06:26,122 --> 00:06:30,192 If I start cranking out 255 more paintings a year, 107 00:06:30,226 --> 00:06:31,827 people could think, you know, 108 00:06:31,861 --> 00:06:34,396 that each painting isn't precious to me, and... 109 00:06:39,335 --> 00:06:41,437 And I can't take that risk. 110 00:06:43,472 --> 00:06:46,442 -We'll make do. -Sure. 111 00:06:46,475 --> 00:06:50,712 But just let me know if there's anything I can do to help. 112 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:52,314 I'll see you later. 113 00:06:55,317 --> 00:06:57,386 -♪ Don't you tell me n-n-n-no lies woman ♪ 114 00:06:57,419 --> 00:07:00,322 ♪ 'Cause all you know I've told ♪ 115 00:07:00,356 --> 00:07:02,892 ♪ You better leave that midnight sneaking ♪ 116 00:07:02,925 --> 00:07:05,861 ♪ To the one who worked it out ♪ 117 00:07:05,895 --> 00:07:08,164 ♪ I don't wanna hear no back-talk speaking ♪ 118 00:07:08,197 --> 00:07:11,000 ♪ Go on and shut yer mouth ♪ 119 00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:13,068 -Vantastic! -Vantastic! 120 00:07:13,102 --> 00:07:16,238 -Hi, Vantastic! 121 00:07:16,272 --> 00:07:18,874 -♪ So don't try to lay no boogie woogie ♪ 122 00:07:18,908 --> 00:07:20,876 ♪ On the king of rock 'n' roll ♪ 123 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:23,312 ♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪ 124 00:07:34,256 --> 00:07:36,492 -This could be in the Burlington Museum. 125 00:07:36,525 --> 00:07:38,861 -No. -It's that good, Carl, yes. 126 00:07:38,894 --> 00:07:41,764 -You get one shot at the Burlington Museum of Art. 127 00:07:41,797 --> 00:07:45,100 -Well, any building or person 128 00:07:45,134 --> 00:07:50,839 would be just so lucky to have you. 129 00:07:50,873 --> 00:07:53,976 -I feel like I'd be lucky to have you. 130 00:07:54,009 --> 00:07:55,945 -Are you asking me to be your canvas? 131 00:07:55,978 --> 00:07:59,048 -I'm asking you to go a special place with me -- 132 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:01,984 I'm back in my van. 133 00:08:02,017 --> 00:08:03,085 Come on. 134 00:08:05,521 --> 00:08:07,856 Careful. 135 00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:10,159 Uh... 136 00:08:10,192 --> 00:08:12,261 -Is this a sofa bed? 137 00:08:12,294 --> 00:08:14,230 -Custom made. 138 00:08:14,263 --> 00:08:17,466 -Wow. They're just the best. -Ah. 139 00:08:17,499 --> 00:08:19,368 -Easy access. 140 00:08:19,401 --> 00:08:21,503 A one, two, pop, 141 00:08:21,537 --> 00:08:25,774 and, voilà, a bed. 142 00:08:25,808 --> 00:08:27,176 -I think some force of nature 143 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:30,446 actually wants us to make love right here maybe. 144 00:08:30,479 --> 00:08:32,414 -Is this Portuguese flannel? 145 00:08:32,448 --> 00:08:35,184 Brushed three times for added loft. 146 00:08:35,217 --> 00:08:37,886 -Must be, 'cause it sure is making me hot. 147 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:41,223 Like a Hot Pocket. 148 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:47,496 -♪ Come let me love you ♪ 149 00:08:47,529 --> 00:08:53,002 ♪ Come love me again ♪ 150 00:08:53,035 --> 00:08:54,837 ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ 151 00:08:57,006 --> 00:08:59,375 -You inspire me to greatness. 152 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,876 -Hi. Pardon me? 153 00:09:00,909 --> 00:09:04,813 -You inspire me to greatness! 154 00:09:06,115 --> 00:09:09,852 -Put the brush in God's hand. 155 00:09:09,885 --> 00:09:14,990 -I've been going to a special place with you since I was 9! 156 00:09:15,024 --> 00:09:16,592 -Thanks for coming with me. 157 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:19,061 -Oh, Lord. Go, go, go, go, go. 158 00:09:30,973 --> 00:09:35,177 - This is a really long light. 159 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:37,046 -I'm going to Walmart. 160 00:09:40,049 --> 00:09:42,017 I said, "I'm going to Walmart." 161 00:09:42,051 --> 00:09:44,953 -Go now. 162 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:09,011 -Hey, number 12's here. 163 00:10:12,181 --> 00:10:14,583 -♪ Ooh ♪ 164 00:10:14,616 --> 00:10:16,919 -How you doing, Syd? 165 00:10:16,952 --> 00:10:19,054 -Somebody's got a date. 166 00:10:19,088 --> 00:10:24,193 -I do, and I am excited. 167 00:10:24,226 --> 00:10:27,463 -Does she live in an A-frame hidden away in the mountains? 168 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:31,133 Katherine? No. 169 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:34,636 Although, she is looking to leave PBS Burlington... 170 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:36,505 -Mm. 171 00:10:36,538 --> 00:10:38,407 -...which I'm fine with. 172 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:43,078 -You're driving a van with no rearview mirrors and no bricks. 173 00:10:43,112 --> 00:10:46,048 -Sounds dangerous, and I like it. 174 00:10:46,081 --> 00:10:49,218 Always moving forward, just onto the next. 175 00:10:49,251 --> 00:10:52,955 -I wouldn't be sitting here today if I lived any other way. 176 00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:55,057 -Yeah, you got the best damn seat 177 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:56,658 in the best barber shop in town. 178 00:10:56,692 --> 00:10:58,427 We should all be so lucky. 179 00:11:00,195 --> 00:11:02,097 Every forest needs a tallest tree, 180 00:11:02,131 --> 00:11:03,565 and I think we found ours 181 00:11:03,599 --> 00:11:08,103 with probably the most impressive shaft of lumber 182 00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:09,972 that Mount Mansfield has ever seen. 183 00:11:10,005 --> 00:11:11,373 -Mm-hmm. -Mm. 184 00:11:11,407 --> 00:11:14,109 -Thank you for going to a special place with me, 185 00:11:14,143 --> 00:11:16,178 Carl Nargle. 186 00:11:16,211 --> 00:11:19,014 -Cut it. -That tree is probably too tall. 187 00:11:19,047 --> 00:11:21,450 Brace yourself. You are going to get some calls about that. 188 00:11:21,483 --> 00:11:23,485 -Sure. Let me just slide you over here a little bit. 189 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,187 -And it started off as a winged elm... 190 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,555 -Uh-huh. -...and then it just became 191 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:28,524 a white oak. -Yeah, Wendy get the painting. 192 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,392 -It's so big. -Should I put it -- 193 00:11:30,426 --> 00:11:33,362 Put it in the van like you have the other 6,000 times, yeah. 194 00:11:33,395 --> 00:11:35,230 Uh, Ambrosia? 195 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:38,000 -You gave me another 30 minutes, and it would've been a sequoia. 196 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:39,668 - Oh, my goodness. - Or a redwood. 197 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:41,403 - Yeah. - Mr. Nargle. 198 00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:43,338 -Yeah, right over here. -Um, hi. 199 00:11:43,372 --> 00:11:44,373 -Oh, hi. -Hi. 200 00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:45,707 -Sorry. -Wow. 201 00:11:45,741 --> 00:11:48,343 It -- It is an honor to -- to meet you, sir. 202 00:11:48,377 --> 00:11:49,978 -Thank you. -You know, when I was a kid, 203 00:11:50,012 --> 00:11:51,547 my -- my parents used your show 204 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,015 to teach me that anything is possible... 205 00:11:53,048 --> 00:11:54,516 -Did they? Oh. -...as long as you put 206 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:56,218 your brushes to it, right? 207 00:11:56,251 --> 00:11:57,419 -And now here I am. -Who -- Who is this? 208 00:11:57,453 --> 00:11:59,087 -It's, uh, Ambrosia. Isn't she great? 209 00:11:59,121 --> 00:12:00,722 She's absolutely fantastic. 210 00:12:00,757 --> 00:12:02,759 In three, two, one. 211 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,226 Yeah. - Okay. 212 00:12:04,259 --> 00:12:05,494 -Wait, what's going on? -No, no, no, no. 213 00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:06,728 -What's happening? 214 00:12:06,763 --> 00:12:08,330 -Nothing that you have to worry about. 215 00:12:08,363 --> 00:12:10,065 You're Carl Nargle. 216 00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:12,034 You don't even have to look behind you, 217 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,735 and I mean that literally and figuratively. 218 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:15,304 Let's -- Let's -- Let's go talk. 219 00:12:15,337 --> 00:12:17,706 -This is "Paint with Ambrosia." 220 00:12:17,739 --> 00:12:19,575 -A blank canvas. 221 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,343 That's how we all begin. 222 00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:25,581 Is it intimidating, or is it an opportunity 223 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:29,551 to create something that the world has never seen before? 224 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:32,588 If I'm being honest, it's a little of both. 225 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,457 But I, for one, am thrilled to be joining you 226 00:12:35,491 --> 00:12:38,594 on this journey of self-discovery. 227 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,395 So let's paint. 228 00:12:40,429 --> 00:12:43,565 A rock. Let's paint a rock. 229 00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:45,601 When I think of rocks, 230 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:49,605 I like to think about what's inside first, 231 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,040 because that's what really matters. 232 00:12:52,074 --> 00:12:54,811 -Uh, w-- I -- I have no doubt 233 00:12:54,844 --> 00:12:56,345 that, uh, a little friendly competition 234 00:12:56,378 --> 00:12:59,448 will bring out the best in you, Carl. 235 00:12:59,481 --> 00:13:01,483 Obviously, there's no competition 236 00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:03,151 between you and Ambrosia. 237 00:13:03,185 --> 00:13:06,588 What I'm trying to say is, uh, 238 00:13:06,622 --> 00:13:09,424 the young bull is happy to learn 239 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,793 from the old bull, though, inevitably, 240 00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:14,196 the young bull will kill the old bull. 241 00:13:14,229 --> 00:13:17,099 More power to Ambrosia if she can pull it...off. 242 00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,400 That came out wrong. 243 00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:21,303 -I'm sorry if I'm interrupting. 244 00:13:21,336 --> 00:13:24,774 Uh, Alexandra Moore from the Burlington Bonnet. 245 00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:26,776 Are you ready for the interview? 246 00:13:26,809 --> 00:13:28,510 -Interview? 247 00:13:28,544 --> 00:13:31,079 -The Bonnet series on Vermont state treasures. 248 00:13:31,113 --> 00:13:33,582 You're number four, tied with snow. 249 00:13:33,615 --> 00:13:35,551 I left a message for you on your cellphone. 250 00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:37,219 -I still haven't gotten the hang of using 251 00:13:37,252 --> 00:13:38,788 the answering machine inside of it. 252 00:13:38,821 --> 00:13:41,690 Sorry. Used to be you had a person take a message for you. 253 00:13:41,723 --> 00:13:44,092 -Mm-hmm. -Uh, well, is now a-a good time 254 00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,796 to take me to a special place where we can talk? 255 00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:48,865 -Carl's van. I-I'm sure he's flattered, 256 00:13:48,898 --> 00:13:50,732 but he's also in a relationship. 257 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:53,402 -I-I-I was speaking metaphorically. I -- 258 00:13:53,435 --> 00:13:55,470 -If you mean the back of Carl's van, take a number. 259 00:13:55,504 --> 00:14:00,108 -Uh...o-or we -- we could go to your office, Carl. 260 00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:03,278 -Wow. Just running through stop signs. Incredible. 261 00:14:03,312 --> 00:14:06,315 -Are you guys okay with me quoting you on this? 262 00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:08,183 -Yeah, anything to help the station. 263 00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:09,484 -As you may have gathered... 264 00:14:09,518 --> 00:14:11,386 -My office is right over here, so... 265 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,722 -...I am a bit of a risk-taker, 266 00:14:13,756 --> 00:14:16,558 and I have never painted a stump, 267 00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:19,227 so I'm going to do that for my second painting. 268 00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:22,464 -Two paintings in one hour? 269 00:14:22,497 --> 00:14:24,867 Not that that's a big deal. 270 00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:26,635 -Why is that such a big deal? 271 00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:29,204 -Nobody paints two paintings in an hour. 272 00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:31,841 -It takes paint to a whole new place, 273 00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:34,576 and it's been a lot of places. 274 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:37,780 -Could be our "Dancing with the Stars," "Shark Tank" block. 275 00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,181 -Oh, I love "Dancing with the Stars." 276 00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:42,150 It's my favorite show. 277 00:14:50,225 --> 00:14:52,394 -It's been wonderful talking to you. 278 00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:54,296 Good night, everyone. 279 00:14:56,899 --> 00:14:59,668 -Ouf. I've never seen him that mad. 280 00:14:59,701 --> 00:15:01,370 -Tonight's supposed to be our night. 281 00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:03,773 What am I supposed to do? -I'm headed to Price Chopper 282 00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:06,308 to hang out in the beer aisle if you want to join. 283 00:15:06,341 --> 00:15:09,277 She just picked up a case of the lonelies, make 'em less lonely. 284 00:15:09,311 --> 00:15:13,482 If you do it right, you don't even have to leave the store. 285 00:15:13,515 --> 00:15:15,584 -Every stump has roots, right, 286 00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:19,187 evidence where it started. 287 00:15:19,221 --> 00:15:20,957 -Is that a second painting? 288 00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,926 -It's a stump. 289 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,360 -Incredible. 290 00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:41,410 -♪ Lay no boogie woogie on the king -- ♪ 291 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:58,393 -"Dancing with the Stars" is my favorite 292 00:15:58,427 --> 00:16:00,595 celebrity dance show! 293 00:16:06,769 --> 00:16:09,638 You're entitled to your favorite TV show. 294 00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:11,673 That's what makes this country great. 295 00:16:11,707 --> 00:16:17,279 -But my favorite show is "Paint with Carl Nargle." 296 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:25,587 -Get in. 297 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,689 -Paint is a lot like life. 298 00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:29,357 You got to move on from mistakes 299 00:16:29,391 --> 00:16:31,560 if you're going to be happy, which is why 300 00:16:31,593 --> 00:16:33,662 I am going to add brown. 301 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:37,365 I guess Jenna's going to get her picture tonight, huh? 302 00:16:37,399 --> 00:16:40,569 -Hm. Did I ever tell you about the time I got mine? 303 00:16:40,602 --> 00:16:41,838 -Oh, God, please don't. 304 00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:44,907 I mean, you have. Many times. Too many. 305 00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:48,310 -It's all a blur, but I remember it like it was yesterday. 306 00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:51,013 -I know. Just maybe don't this time. 307 00:16:51,047 --> 00:16:53,482 -This one time. 308 00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:55,017 -He'd finished all of his chowder 309 00:16:55,051 --> 00:16:56,518 and most of his bread bowl, 310 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,321 and then he turned to me and he said, 311 00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:01,389 -You want to touch my sandals? 312 00:17:01,423 --> 00:17:02,859 -♪ Do it ♪ 313 00:17:02,892 --> 00:17:04,359 -And I said... 314 00:17:04,392 --> 00:17:06,628 More than I've ever wanted anything. 315 00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:13,069 -♪ Do it ♪ 316 00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:15,637 -His socks didn't stay on for long, either. 317 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:22,577 Oh, even under the sheet, I could tell it was impressive. 318 00:17:22,611 --> 00:17:24,981 -♪ Do the Hustle ♪ 319 00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:27,884 -And then he mounted it on my living room wall 320 00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:29,684 for everyone to see. 321 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:33,856 -What do you think? 322 00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,724 -Oh, Carl. 323 00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:38,961 A one-of-a-kind picture just for me. 324 00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:43,465 -But why are the UFO and the stump covered in blood? 325 00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:45,734 Because that's art. 326 00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:48,771 -This is not the kind of thing people paint on PBS. 327 00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:51,774 -Until we paint again, I'm Ambrosia. 328 00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:56,946 -That's a lot of blood for a UFO. 329 00:17:56,979 --> 00:17:59,015 -And a stump. 330 00:17:59,048 --> 00:18:01,083 How do I know when it's done? 331 00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:05,687 -Holy moly. 332 00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:08,925 -And...cut. 333 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,659 We're clear. 334 00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:13,763 -And...cut. 335 00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:15,064 We're clear. 336 00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:16,398 That a UFO? 337 00:18:16,431 --> 00:18:17,666 You know, half the people watching 338 00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:19,001 are going to think it's -- it's real. 339 00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:22,038 -Ratings are in. -What, for Ambrosia? 340 00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:24,874 -H-- No, last week. -Oh. 341 00:18:24,907 --> 00:18:27,810 -You know, I was just trying to kind of paint the opposite 342 00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:29,111 of what Carl does... -Mm-hmm. 343 00:18:29,145 --> 00:18:32,014 -...and that ended up being a UFO 344 00:18:32,048 --> 00:18:34,616 covered in blood. -Oh, dear goodness. 345 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:39,989 -You're Katherine. -Uh... 346 00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:43,025 -Whoa, okay, so Carl said 347 00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:45,127 that you were his reason for painting, 348 00:18:45,161 --> 00:18:47,629 living, and loving. 349 00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:50,032 Burlington Bonnet, August 15, 1993. 350 00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:53,069 -Wow, that was, yeah, so long ago. 351 00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:56,973 I practically forgot about that. -Did you say 352 00:18:57,006 --> 00:18:59,041 "UFO covered in blood"? -Yeah. 353 00:18:59,075 --> 00:19:03,846 -So our viewers call the station a lot when they're upset. 354 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,816 -No more blood. No more UFOs. -Got it. Got it. 355 00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:08,784 -Understood? -Yes. 356 00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:11,921 -Geez. Ratings. 357 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:14,991 -Well, you keep shaking things up like this, 358 00:19:15,024 --> 00:19:19,028 it'll be your profile in the Burlington Bonnet. 359 00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:22,131 Have you ever heard of Cheesepot Depot? 360 00:19:22,164 --> 00:19:24,066 -Here, I'm going to load you up a good one. 361 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,801 Here we go. 362 00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:31,073 -Um, I, uh... 363 00:19:31,107 --> 00:19:35,744 I've been vegan since I was 7. 364 00:19:35,778 --> 00:19:38,848 -Really? 365 00:19:38,881 --> 00:19:42,184 -Shouldn't be a crime in having another relish tray, I guess. 366 00:19:45,587 --> 00:19:48,556 -Not tonight. 367 00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:50,893 -I want to taste the cheese. 368 00:20:02,737 --> 00:20:06,142 Mmm, and the meat under it -- so much. 369 00:20:06,175 --> 00:20:08,778 Veal. Or was it lamb? 370 00:20:08,811 --> 00:20:11,613 -No, no, the gray one was definitely the veal. 371 00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:12,882 Are you okay? 372 00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:14,050 -Yeah. -You want something 373 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,785 to wash it down with? -Hurry. 374 00:20:15,818 --> 00:20:18,788 -Here. Here, have some cheddar. 375 00:20:18,821 --> 00:20:20,089 -How is everything? 376 00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:21,757 -It's good. Good, thank you. 377 00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:25,161 -It's great, thank you. 378 00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:31,533 -I was thinking about trying to do my own art, 379 00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,601 maybe pottery. 380 00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:41,177 -Yeah, but so good at the copier 381 00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,712 and the faxing all the... 382 00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:46,048 Well, how many pages can you fax at once? 383 00:20:46,082 --> 00:20:48,750 -24. -24? 384 00:20:50,786 --> 00:20:53,990 -I don't even know where the cover sheets are. 385 00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:57,559 -Well, I could show you. 386 00:20:58,794 --> 00:21:00,029 -I-I guess what I'm trying to say 387 00:21:00,062 --> 00:21:01,998 is the station's been so good to me, 388 00:21:02,031 --> 00:21:03,833 and it can do the same for you. 389 00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:10,773 I think sometimes it's just being grateful for what we have. 390 00:21:10,806 --> 00:21:13,175 -Without getting stuck in something 391 00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:16,012 that's not working, right? 392 00:21:16,045 --> 00:21:18,247 Like -- Like how you dated Katherine 393 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,882 and how you don't think about her. 394 00:21:19,915 --> 00:21:21,851 -Yeah. Was that Katherine? 395 00:21:21,884 --> 00:21:23,986 I don't even -- it's funny how my eye 396 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,587 doesn't even go to her. 397 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,823 -Since the day that Wendy was hired, right? 398 00:21:27,857 --> 00:21:30,159 That's when things ended with Katherine? 399 00:21:30,192 --> 00:21:31,894 -Yeah. 400 00:21:31,927 --> 00:21:36,866 What started as an innocent sunset shoulder massage 401 00:21:36,899 --> 00:21:41,137 in the back of a van at the water's edge 402 00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:46,075 turned into a picture I never expected to paint. 403 00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:00,688 -I have some oils in my purse. 404 00:22:00,722 --> 00:22:02,158 Shut the curtains. 405 00:22:05,627 --> 00:22:08,230 -♪ Yeah, they call me ♪ 406 00:22:08,264 --> 00:22:10,800 ♪ Hot and nasty ♪ 407 00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:13,235 ♪ Yeah, they call me ♪ 408 00:22:13,269 --> 00:22:14,602 ♪ Unh ♪ 409 00:22:16,772 --> 00:22:20,642 -It's a good thing Katherine cheated on you first. 410 00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:21,844 -Yeah. -So you don't have 411 00:22:21,877 --> 00:22:23,611 to feel guilty. -Yes. 412 00:22:23,645 --> 00:22:27,016 A real man never looks back. 413 00:22:27,049 --> 00:22:28,284 I don't. 414 00:22:30,986 --> 00:22:33,923 -Thank you. Thanks so much. 415 00:22:35,091 --> 00:22:39,795 D-- Do you want some advice? 416 00:22:39,829 --> 00:22:41,964 -Always. 417 00:22:41,997 --> 00:22:43,866 -Paint from your heart. 418 00:22:43,899 --> 00:22:45,401 Live from your heart. 419 00:22:45,434 --> 00:22:47,837 -Yeah. -Etch A Sketch a dinosaur. 420 00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:52,074 Have it attack Atlantis if that's who you are. 421 00:22:52,108 --> 00:22:55,845 -That is exactly who I am, actually so that's great. 422 00:22:55,878 --> 00:22:58,047 - Yeah. 423 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,952 You know, and don't -- don't let fame 424 00:23:02,985 --> 00:23:08,090 bring out the worst in you or -- or anyone around you. 425 00:23:11,227 --> 00:23:13,429 -Deal. 426 00:23:13,462 --> 00:23:16,398 You can help me with that. 427 00:23:16,432 --> 00:23:19,969 -Oh, I -- I, um... 428 00:23:20,002 --> 00:23:22,972 I've been offered a job at PBS Albany. 429 00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:24,672 It's the same thing I'm doing now. 430 00:23:24,706 --> 00:23:27,709 It's -- I'm just the assistant to the GM. 431 00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:30,179 -Katherine... 432 00:23:30,212 --> 00:23:33,949 you run PBS Burlington without the GM title, 433 00:23:33,983 --> 00:23:39,221 which means you should run PBS Albany with the title. 434 00:23:43,425 --> 00:23:46,028 -You ready? -Let's go. 435 00:23:47,863 --> 00:23:49,798 -Thank you. -Yeah. 436 00:23:54,103 --> 00:23:58,908 -I hope you like this painting of Mount Mansfield 437 00:23:58,941 --> 00:24:04,013 on a cold February late afternoon. 438 00:24:07,816 --> 00:24:10,186 Does this mean I'm your muse? 439 00:24:10,219 --> 00:24:12,054 I've always wanted to be one of those. 440 00:24:13,322 --> 00:24:16,158 -Do you want to see what's on TV? 441 00:24:16,192 --> 00:24:20,229 -I actually, um, think there might be another 442 00:24:20,262 --> 00:24:24,732 teal-and-desert-sand-colored TV at the top 443 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:28,437 of these golden-rod-number-five stairs. 444 00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:31,507 -You sure know your stair colors. 445 00:24:45,554 --> 00:24:51,493 Let's slowly brush back his locks. 446 00:24:53,095 --> 00:24:57,967 And lightly caress the base of this neck. 447 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,803 -I'm having a hard time finding the TV. 448 00:25:00,836 --> 00:25:02,938 -Oh, um, I forgot. 449 00:25:02,972 --> 00:25:07,343 I -- I moved it into the other room when I got a bigger bed. 450 00:25:07,376 --> 00:25:08,911 -Oh. 451 00:25:10,446 --> 00:25:17,186 -Slide over to his clavicle. 452 00:25:17,219 --> 00:25:18,854 Maybe the kisses are even gentler here. 453 00:25:18,887 --> 00:25:21,056 -Speaking of TVs, I don't know if you heard this, 454 00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:25,828 but they are showing "Paint" on Channel 9 in Rutland. 455 00:25:27,596 --> 00:25:29,465 -Do you know what that is? 456 00:25:29,498 --> 00:25:32,201 -I don't get down to Rutland as much as I'd like. 457 00:25:32,234 --> 00:25:35,070 -Soft blowing in your ear canal. 458 00:25:35,104 --> 00:25:36,472 -There's not a highway down there. 459 00:25:36,505 --> 00:25:38,974 -Deeper than expected. 460 00:25:39,008 --> 00:25:41,410 Let's find out if the curtains match the drapes. 461 00:25:41,443 --> 00:25:43,345 Need better gas manage. 462 00:25:43,379 --> 00:25:45,180 -Are you okay? 463 00:25:45,214 --> 00:25:47,182 -I think I'm going to throw up. 464 00:25:47,216 --> 00:25:49,251 -Okay, maybe the highway system 465 00:25:49,285 --> 00:25:50,853 isn't the only thing moving too fast. 466 00:25:50,886 --> 00:25:55,124 -I mean, from the -- from the meat. 467 00:25:55,157 --> 00:25:59,228 I can't stop thinking about how I have a cow inside me. 468 00:25:59,261 --> 00:26:01,964 -You mean the veal? 469 00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:10,139 I just want you to know 470 00:26:10,172 --> 00:26:14,043 that I can't imagine tonight being any better. 471 00:26:16,445 --> 00:26:18,280 Can you? 472 00:26:18,314 --> 00:26:20,049 -Same. 473 00:26:22,284 --> 00:26:24,420 Is this Portuguese flannel? 474 00:26:24,453 --> 00:26:27,456 -I don't know. I got it at the store. 475 00:26:27,489 --> 00:26:29,224 I'm just going to brush my teeth super fast, 476 00:26:29,258 --> 00:26:30,559 and I'll be right out. 477 00:26:30,592 --> 00:26:35,230 - W-Well, t-take your time. - Oh, no. 478 00:26:35,264 --> 00:26:38,067 -Overlooking Mount Mansfield seems impossible 479 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,102 because it's the biggest thing in Vermont, 480 00:26:40,135 --> 00:26:42,071 but some people do, 481 00:26:42,104 --> 00:26:45,140 and they fall in love with Camel's Hump, 482 00:26:45,174 --> 00:26:49,278 which is barely in the top-four tallest mountains. 483 00:26:49,311 --> 00:26:53,315 Given the choice, I guess I'd rather be Mount Mansfield. 484 00:26:53,349 --> 00:26:57,319 Thanks for going to a special place with me, Carl Nargle. 485 00:26:57,353 --> 00:27:00,255 -And we're clear. Ambrosia. 486 00:27:00,289 --> 00:27:01,357 -Right? -Okay. 487 00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:03,058 -Right over here. Here we go. 488 00:27:03,092 --> 00:27:05,427 -Careful. 489 00:27:05,461 --> 00:27:07,930 Tony, did you hear what I said about Camel's Hump? 490 00:27:07,963 --> 00:27:09,198 -Yeah, really moving. 491 00:27:09,231 --> 00:27:11,066 -It's another great one, Mr. Nargle. 492 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,202 It's amazing how you keep doing it. 493 00:27:13,235 --> 00:27:14,236 -Thank you. -Yeah. 494 00:27:14,269 --> 00:27:15,637 -I thought that was great. 495 00:27:15,671 --> 00:27:17,606 I could take your pipe for you. 496 00:27:19,608 --> 00:27:22,678 - Good luck. 497 00:27:27,549 --> 00:27:30,919 -And in three, two... 498 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:33,255 -Hi, friends, and welcome to "Paint with Ambrosia." 499 00:27:33,288 --> 00:27:35,357 Today's painting is inspired by 500 00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:39,061 the heart of this station, Katherine, 501 00:27:39,094 --> 00:27:41,296 and as a way of saying thank you, 502 00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:43,565 I'm going to paint her a bullet train, 503 00:27:43,599 --> 00:27:48,437 because once a bullet train gets started, it's hard to stop. 504 00:27:57,012 --> 00:27:58,680 -Are you -- Are you yelling at me? 505 00:27:58,714 --> 00:28:02,117 -Yes. When I finished my painting show yesterday, 506 00:28:02,151 --> 00:28:04,219 I wanted pretzels. No one brought me any, Tony. 507 00:28:04,253 --> 00:28:06,555 -Carl, I know it's a period of adjustment with -- 508 00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:09,391 with Ambrosia here, but let me tell you what's happening. 509 00:28:09,425 --> 00:28:12,728 -What's happening is people need to start doing their jobs, 510 00:28:12,762 --> 00:28:14,163 which isn't going to happen 511 00:28:14,196 --> 00:28:15,731 if Katherine and the rest of the staff 512 00:28:15,765 --> 00:28:18,267 are watching one too many painting shows in a row 513 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:21,236 instead of doing whatever it is they're supposed to be doing. 514 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:23,105 -I'm going to keep them to an hour break, okay, but 515 00:28:23,138 --> 00:28:25,140 that's good energy here, Carl. -Thank you. I know. 516 00:28:25,174 --> 00:28:26,742 -I don't want to lose it. -I don't, either. 517 00:28:26,776 --> 00:28:30,679 -These are exciting times here at the new PBS Burlington. 518 00:28:30,712 --> 00:28:34,416 -Are these the new tote bags? -Huh. 519 00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:37,719 Yeah. It's only because yours weren't selling. 520 00:28:37,754 --> 00:28:40,757 Let me rephrase that. It's only because 521 00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:44,626 yours...weren't...selling. 522 00:28:46,528 --> 00:28:48,497 -I have something for you. 523 00:28:50,299 --> 00:28:54,102 -♪ Everybody, shake it ♪ 524 00:28:54,136 --> 00:28:56,205 - Hm. 525 00:28:56,238 --> 00:28:58,574 -♪ Time to be free ♪ 526 00:28:58,607 --> 00:29:01,243 This dinosaur attacking Atlantis? 527 00:29:01,276 --> 00:29:03,645 Yeah. 528 00:29:03,679 --> 00:29:05,581 -I'm, uh -- I'm having a hard time 529 00:29:05,614 --> 00:29:07,683 not making a lot of things for you these days. 530 00:29:07,716 --> 00:29:11,286 -Well, everybody's going to be very jealous, you see. 531 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,022 -Then I will paint them all pictures, but just -- 532 00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:16,492 -Not as awesome as this? 533 00:29:19,127 --> 00:29:21,697 -♪ But your mama lied to you ♪ 534 00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:27,202 -Albany has a ton to offer. 535 00:29:27,236 --> 00:29:31,808 I-90 and I-87 go right through the middle of it. 536 00:29:34,243 --> 00:29:38,413 The New York Capital Region could use a painting show, 537 00:29:38,447 --> 00:29:40,682 I-I would imagine. 538 00:29:40,716 --> 00:29:46,756 -♪ And share your freak with the rest of us ♪ 539 00:29:46,789 --> 00:29:49,124 ♪ A beautiful thing ♪ 540 00:29:49,157 --> 00:29:50,359 -Okay. 541 00:29:52,194 --> 00:29:53,830 Okay. -Okay. 542 00:29:55,531 --> 00:29:58,667 -Okay, um... -Okay. 543 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,536 -I-I-I have to warn you that I've never done 544 00:30:00,569 --> 00:30:03,338 what we're about to do, I think, so... 545 00:30:03,372 --> 00:30:08,310 -Okay, what is it we're about to do? 546 00:30:08,343 --> 00:30:11,213 -I've never had sex with a woman, okay? 547 00:30:11,246 --> 00:30:16,853 - Katherine? 548 00:30:16,886 --> 00:30:19,321 Oh, Hey. 549 00:30:19,354 --> 00:30:21,523 Katherine, this is my mom and my dad. 550 00:30:21,557 --> 00:30:23,325 -We actually know each other. 551 00:30:23,358 --> 00:30:26,194 I-It's Mandy. Mandy Long. 552 00:30:26,228 --> 00:30:27,496 We went to high school together. 553 00:30:27,529 --> 00:30:29,364 You were senior when I was a freshman. 554 00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:31,801 -Wow. -Oh, hey. 555 00:30:31,834 --> 00:30:33,368 It's a small world. 556 00:30:33,402 --> 00:30:36,104 -Hey, Mom, could you bring us up Totino's? 557 00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:38,775 -Uh, pepperoni or plain? -Hmm. 558 00:30:38,808 --> 00:30:40,475 Up to you. 559 00:30:42,377 --> 00:30:45,614 -Um...pepperoni. 560 00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:47,516 Pepperoni it is. 561 00:30:47,549 --> 00:30:51,420 -No matter which way the wind's blowing, 562 00:30:51,453 --> 00:30:52,822 there he is. 563 00:30:52,855 --> 00:30:55,457 I hope everyone can appreciate its strength. 564 00:30:55,490 --> 00:30:57,359 Mount Mansfield. 565 00:30:57,392 --> 00:31:00,729 Thanks for going to a special place with me, Carl Nargle. 566 00:31:00,763 --> 00:31:02,664 -And...cut. We're clear. 567 00:31:02,698 --> 00:31:06,635 -So that was the last time that I ever bought a pantsuit. 568 00:31:10,505 --> 00:31:11,740 Thanks. 569 00:31:11,774 --> 00:31:16,144 Alright, Mr. Nargle, it's another gem. 570 00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:17,914 -Thank you. -Good job, buddy. 571 00:31:17,947 --> 00:31:21,416 -And three, two -- -Tony. 572 00:31:21,450 --> 00:31:25,354 -Carl, Carl, could you get your painting? 573 00:31:31,828 --> 00:31:34,463 -I'm on my break. -Carl. 574 00:31:36,732 --> 00:31:38,400 Carl. 575 00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:42,504 -Hi, friends, and welcome to "Paint with Ambrosia." 576 00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:44,239 -Come on, come on. -Staff meeting tomorrow -- 577 00:31:44,272 --> 00:31:45,507 8:00 A.M. -Staff -- what's it about? 578 00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:47,209 What...? 579 00:31:49,979 --> 00:31:51,480 -I got each of you presents, 580 00:31:51,513 --> 00:31:53,816 and it's just a little something just to say 581 00:31:53,850 --> 00:31:57,219 how much I appreciate everything that you do 582 00:31:57,252 --> 00:31:59,287 for "Paint with Carl Nargle." 583 00:31:59,321 --> 00:32:01,958 -I'm just your type? 584 00:32:01,991 --> 00:32:04,393 So I'm nothing more to you than typing? 585 00:32:04,426 --> 00:32:06,461 -It's from T.J. Maxx. 586 00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:11,633 -Carl, do you remember how you left me? 587 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:14,403 -This is Painter looking for Tater Hots. 588 00:32:14,436 --> 00:32:16,738 Come back, Tater Hots. Over. 589 00:32:19,374 --> 00:32:21,778 This is Tater Hots. What's your 20, painter? 590 00:32:21,811 --> 00:32:24,881 You coming over? Over. 591 00:32:24,914 --> 00:32:27,984 -No, Tater Hots. 592 00:32:28,017 --> 00:32:30,686 It's over. Over. 593 00:32:30,719 --> 00:32:35,624 What do you mean, it's over over? Over. 594 00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:39,428 -Hoping we can stay good buddies, good buddy. 595 00:32:39,461 --> 00:32:41,229 Over. 596 00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:42,865 And out. 597 00:32:56,712 --> 00:33:00,315 -Then it was on to Beverly, who you dumped for Jenna. 598 00:33:00,348 --> 00:33:03,019 -Sorry. -Water over the bridge. 599 00:33:03,052 --> 00:33:04,386 -You know, one time you said 600 00:33:04,419 --> 00:33:06,321 that I looked sexy in my tracksuit, 601 00:33:06,354 --> 00:33:10,392 so I've been wearing Juicy Couture ever since. 602 00:33:10,425 --> 00:33:11,928 I wear this to church, 603 00:33:11,961 --> 00:33:15,898 and there are kids there who think that this is my name, 604 00:33:15,932 --> 00:33:19,035 Good, Christian children who say, 605 00:33:19,068 --> 00:33:21,436 "We're praying for you, Juicy." 606 00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:23,773 I want to go to a special place with you, Carl Nargle, 607 00:33:23,806 --> 00:33:27,777 as long as that special place is hell, and I can watch you burn. 608 00:33:32,748 --> 00:33:35,852 Can I say something? 609 00:33:35,885 --> 00:33:38,687 If you don't like the coffee mugs, then, I mean, 610 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:43,592 I have these Green Mountain Coffee discount coupons, 611 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:44,861 and -- -Son of a bitch. 612 00:33:44,894 --> 00:33:47,864 -I also got you guys a gift. 613 00:33:47,897 --> 00:33:51,768 I, uh, realized that I had only made something for Katherine, 614 00:33:51,801 --> 00:33:54,771 and I wanted to make sure that you all felt seen 615 00:33:54,804 --> 00:33:56,304 and appreciated. 616 00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:58,740 So I made you all paintings. 617 00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:01,811 They're on the stage. -Score. 618 00:34:01,844 --> 00:34:03,079 - Yeah. 619 00:34:03,112 --> 00:34:05,547 -I'm returning this for store credit. 620 00:34:10,585 --> 00:34:13,355 -I like when art makes people happy. 621 00:34:15,858 --> 00:34:18,961 - I'm not trying to make anybody feel bad. 622 00:34:32,074 --> 00:34:35,778 I know you want to get a painting. 623 00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,646 -No, I don't. 624 00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,648 -Go on. It's okay. 625 00:34:39,681 --> 00:34:40,950 Go ahead. 626 00:34:40,983 --> 00:34:42,684 -Thank you. 627 00:35:11,914 --> 00:35:13,950 -Oh, good, I was just about to, uh, 628 00:35:13,983 --> 00:35:15,684 do the crossword puzzle. -Hold on. 629 00:35:15,717 --> 00:35:22,992 "New Artist Gives PBS Burlington Much Needed Boost." 630 00:35:23,025 --> 00:35:24,693 -I read it. 631 00:35:24,726 --> 00:35:27,429 -"Vermonters, what if I told you there was a new artist 632 00:35:27,462 --> 00:35:31,433 who can paint circles around Carl Nargle? 633 00:35:31,466 --> 00:35:32,802 Would that make you want to watch? 634 00:35:32,835 --> 00:35:34,636 Well, one thing's for sure. 635 00:35:34,669 --> 00:35:36,738 People are watching PBS Burlington 636 00:35:36,772 --> 00:35:40,776 like never before for one reason and one name 637 00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:44,080 Am-- Ambrosia." 638 00:35:45,114 --> 00:35:47,482 -Yeah. 639 00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:50,186 -"After years of watching Carl Nargle's paint dry, 640 00:35:50,219 --> 00:35:54,522 the Green Mountains are alive with the sound of creativity." 641 00:35:54,556 --> 00:35:59,829 -You know, uh, how about don't...read it...maybe? 642 00:36:01,696 --> 00:36:07,937 -"Carl is one dimensional, antiquated, very sexiest..." 643 00:36:10,039 --> 00:36:12,507 "Very sexist." 644 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,977 I think I get the idea. 645 00:36:15,011 --> 00:36:17,914 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 646 00:36:17,947 --> 00:36:21,549 I think you know me well enough to know I don't care 647 00:36:21,583 --> 00:36:25,955 what people say about me or what they write. 648 00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:40,036 ♪ Well, now me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley ♪ 649 00:36:40,069 --> 00:36:42,972 ♪ Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley ♪ 650 00:36:43,005 --> 00:36:45,007 ♪ And I kept rollin' them sevens ♪ 651 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,575 ♪ And winnin' all them pots ♪ 652 00:36:47,609 --> 00:36:49,611 ♪ My luck was so good, I could do no wrong ♪ 653 00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:52,148 ♪ I just kept on rollin' and controllin' them bones ♪ 654 00:36:56,919 --> 00:36:59,188 ♪ When you're hot, you're hot ♪ 655 00:36:59,221 --> 00:37:01,090 ♪ And when you're not, you're not ♪ 656 00:37:01,123 --> 00:37:03,658 ♪ Put all the money in, and let's roll 'em again ♪ 657 00:37:06,695 --> 00:37:09,664 ♪ I turned around, and there was a big, old cop ♪ 658 00:37:09,698 --> 00:37:11,968 ♪ He said, "Hello, boys," then he gave us a grin, ♪ 659 00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:14,569 ♪ Said, "Look like I'm gon' have to haul y'all in" ♪ 660 00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:16,138 ♪ "And keep all that money for evidence" ♪ 661 00:37:16,172 --> 00:37:19,208 ♪ I said, "Well, son, when you hot, you hot" ♪ 662 00:37:19,241 --> 00:37:22,044 ♪ He said, "Yeah," When you're hot, you're hot ♪ 663 00:37:22,078 --> 00:37:24,113 ♪ And when you're not, you're not ♪ 664 00:37:42,198 --> 00:37:44,066 -Remember when you said there was one person 665 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:45,101 who could save this station? 666 00:37:45,134 --> 00:37:46,802 -Yeah, well, ratings are up, 667 00:37:46,836 --> 00:37:48,170 but we still having a problem balancing the books. 668 00:37:48,204 --> 00:37:49,905 -Well, now I'm going to save it -- 669 00:37:49,939 --> 00:37:52,707 with something PBS Burlington has never seen before. 670 00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:54,642 -Oh, great. Well, pitch the idea, 671 00:37:54,676 --> 00:37:56,544 and I'll run it by Katherine and Ambrosia. 672 00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:58,881 -I've already run it by me. It's been approved. 673 00:38:05,187 --> 00:38:08,723 -We are live in five, four, 674 00:38:08,758 --> 00:38:11,227 three, two... 675 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:15,697 -On today's show, this person will become a key chain. 676 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,099 Let's see how. 677 00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:18,801 -"The Whittler." 678 00:38:18,834 --> 00:38:23,039 -The PBS Burlington pledge drive has always brought you 679 00:38:23,072 --> 00:38:26,776 the very best in Vermont public broadcasting, 680 00:38:26,809 --> 00:38:30,880 but now, for the very first time ever, 681 00:38:30,913 --> 00:38:35,284 loyal viewers like you and can bid on Carl Nargle 682 00:38:35,317 --> 00:38:41,957 or the white-hot Ambrosia painting your portrait live 683 00:38:41,991 --> 00:38:45,627 while still receiving a complimentary tote bag. 684 00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:49,031 This is the public-broadcasting syndicate's 685 00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,733 Super Bowl, World Series, 686 00:38:51,767 --> 00:38:55,071 and "Real Housewives of New Jersey" reunion 687 00:38:55,104 --> 00:38:57,206 all rolled into one. 688 00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,308 Let the bidding begin. 689 00:39:03,012 --> 00:39:06,115 -Carl is my boyfriend. -He's not your boyfriend. 690 00:39:06,148 --> 00:39:09,018 -Yes, he is. That's what he told me. 691 00:39:09,051 --> 00:39:11,887 -Thank you, Sylvia and Portia. 692 00:39:11,921 --> 00:39:15,191 -They all fall for Carl. 693 00:39:15,224 --> 00:39:17,659 -Another call for Carl. 694 00:39:17,692 --> 00:39:20,162 And one for Ambrosia. 695 00:39:22,364 --> 00:39:24,266 Incredible. 696 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,168 How did you do that? 697 00:39:28,104 --> 00:39:32,408 Thank you, Jay Fogarty from Chittenden. 698 00:39:32,441 --> 00:39:36,245 You are magic. 699 00:39:36,278 --> 00:39:41,217 If you want your portrait painted by Ambrosia, 700 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:47,089 you need to bid more than $435, 701 00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:51,961 and if you want your portrait painted by Carl Nargle, 702 00:39:51,994 --> 00:39:58,700 you need to bid more than $875 703 00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:02,438 in the next 10, 9, 8, 704 00:40:02,471 --> 00:40:05,074 7, 6, 5, 705 00:40:05,107 --> 00:40:09,278 4, 3, 2, 1. 706 00:40:09,311 --> 00:40:10,813 That's it. -That's it. 707 00:40:10,846 --> 00:40:12,214 -No more calls. 708 00:40:12,248 --> 00:40:16,718 - PBS Burlington pledge drive. 709 00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:18,821 -Does that count? -It's too late, isn't it? 710 00:40:18,854 --> 00:40:19,889 I think it's over, right? 711 00:40:19,922 --> 00:40:22,825 -Does that count? 712 00:40:22,858 --> 00:40:24,360 -Yes. 713 00:40:24,393 --> 00:40:29,431 -Yes. I'm writing it down. We're all very excited. 714 00:40:29,465 --> 00:40:32,268 It's been a great day. 715 00:40:32,301 --> 00:40:36,972 Thank you so much for everything you've done for the station. 716 00:40:37,006 --> 00:40:43,445 -Well? 717 00:40:43,479 --> 00:40:45,381 -Jay Fogerty's mother would like to pick him up 718 00:40:45,414 --> 00:40:47,749 in front of the station in 10 minutes. 719 00:40:47,783 --> 00:40:50,853 -That's it. 720 00:40:50,886 --> 00:40:54,223 -Thank you! Keep those pledges coming. 721 00:40:56,058 --> 00:40:58,494 -We did it. -It's for a good cause. 722 00:40:58,527 --> 00:41:00,963 Look at Bridget, 723 00:41:00,996 --> 00:41:04,266 lighting up the stage with her radiant smile. 724 00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:06,402 She is a winner. 725 00:41:06,435 --> 00:41:09,171 -PBS Burlington is also smiling. 726 00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,906 -You know, Mary is also a winner. 727 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:13,008 It's such a joy to paint. 728 00:41:13,042 --> 00:41:14,843 -They both look great. 729 00:41:14,877 --> 00:41:18,847 And another great thing about PBS Burlington is -- 730 00:41:18,881 --> 00:41:20,783 -Bridget's generosity, 731 00:41:20,816 --> 00:41:23,419 which kind of puts us all to shame. 732 00:41:23,452 --> 00:41:26,288 It's an honor for me to be up here painting 733 00:41:26,322 --> 00:41:29,992 someone who bid so much more than anyone else. 734 00:41:30,025 --> 00:41:31,327 Thank you, Bridget. 735 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,463 -And thank you to Mary. I am so grateful. 736 00:41:34,496 --> 00:41:37,933 You know, she hasn't worked in eight years, so her bid 737 00:41:37,967 --> 00:41:39,535 is actually a higher percentage of net worth, 738 00:41:39,568 --> 00:41:42,404 which, you know, feels like the true barometer. 739 00:41:42,438 --> 00:41:44,273 -Bridget, she's not going to be able 740 00:41:44,306 --> 00:41:46,408 to visit her grandkids this year. 741 00:41:46,442 --> 00:41:48,110 Can't afford it, right? 742 00:41:48,143 --> 00:41:50,946 So it's a little scary how much this means to her. 743 00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:52,348 -That's -- That's so sad. 744 00:41:52,381 --> 00:41:55,084 But, you know, Mary had to turn off her heat. 745 00:41:55,117 --> 00:41:57,519 -I'll turn off your heat. -You never turned it on. 746 00:41:57,553 --> 00:42:00,889 -Never tried to. -Done. 747 00:42:00,923 --> 00:42:02,091 -I was already done. 748 00:42:02,124 --> 00:42:04,093 -How much do we raise? 749 00:42:04,126 --> 00:42:05,928 -Almost $8,000. 750 00:42:05,961 --> 00:42:07,463 -How much do we need? 751 00:42:07,496 --> 00:42:11,800 -A little less than $300,000. -Ah. 752 00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:15,404 -Mary, this is for you. 753 00:42:15,437 --> 00:42:17,539 I call it "Rich in Spirit." 754 00:42:17,573 --> 00:42:20,943 -I've always wanted a laser. 755 00:42:20,976 --> 00:42:23,312 -Bridget, are you ready? 756 00:42:26,048 --> 00:42:27,983 This is for you. 757 00:42:28,017 --> 00:42:32,121 I call it "Mighty Mount Mansfield." 758 00:42:32,154 --> 00:42:37,993 On an early, surprisingly chilly April morning. 759 00:42:40,596 --> 00:42:42,998 Can you see it? 760 00:42:43,032 --> 00:42:46,268 -Why was I smiling that whole time? 761 00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:48,404 That's just the same mountain you always paint. 762 00:42:48,437 --> 00:42:50,973 That doesn't look anything like me. 763 00:42:52,508 --> 00:42:56,545 -It's the same painting as Valentine's Day Season 8. 764 00:42:56,578 --> 00:43:00,482 -The creek is smaller. -The creek is smaller. 765 00:43:00,516 --> 00:43:05,621 -That is... because, um... 766 00:43:05,654 --> 00:43:10,059 Carl didn't want to ruin the surprise. 767 00:43:10,092 --> 00:43:14,163 Yes, you both are actually getting two paintings. 768 00:43:14,196 --> 00:43:21,236 Yeah, a portrait from me and one of Carl's incredible landscapes. 769 00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:24,306 We just didn't want either of you to not get a Nargle. 770 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:27,643 -He was supposed to paint my portrait. 771 00:43:27,676 --> 00:43:31,413 I spent my snack allowance for the next eight years. 772 00:43:31,447 --> 00:43:33,916 -I know, Bridget, but did you hear what Ambrosia said? 773 00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:36,885 You're going to get a portrait by her, 774 00:43:36,919 --> 00:43:40,456 as well as this painting of Mighty Mount Mansfield. 775 00:43:43,559 --> 00:43:45,327 And... 776 00:43:51,567 --> 00:43:53,435 ...$29. 777 00:43:56,705 --> 00:44:00,676 Another $20. Just...here you go. 778 00:44:00,709 --> 00:44:08,083 Which brings us to $74, and you can head over to craft service 779 00:44:08,117 --> 00:44:10,519 and get anything you want. 780 00:44:10,552 --> 00:44:14,957 Sandwiches, some raisins. 781 00:44:14,990 --> 00:44:17,493 -Well...shit. 782 00:44:21,563 --> 00:44:25,601 -You know, I get so many questions about my tote bag 783 00:44:25,634 --> 00:44:27,469 every time I'm in a restaurant. 784 00:44:27,503 --> 00:44:31,640 -What's wrong? 785 00:44:31,673 --> 00:44:33,509 -I know how to save the station. 786 00:44:36,278 --> 00:44:39,381 -Let's add a little smoke to these chimneys, 787 00:44:39,415 --> 00:44:43,619 see if we can make them even a little cozier. 788 00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:46,155 I think Ambrosia might be a little jealous 789 00:44:46,188 --> 00:44:51,427 if she saw you watching this. 790 00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:56,098 -I'm just making sure all your old tapes still play. 791 00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:01,470 -Boy, it really takes you back, doesn't it? 792 00:45:01,503 --> 00:45:04,440 Of course, this river... 793 00:45:04,473 --> 00:45:07,109 Look at that shirt. 794 00:45:07,142 --> 00:45:10,078 -It's really held up. 795 00:45:10,112 --> 00:45:12,281 -So it has. 796 00:45:12,314 --> 00:45:18,387 And that little hamlet is where I took you for our first date. 797 00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,622 -Good memory, yeah. 798 00:45:20,656 --> 00:45:22,558 -Great memory. 799 00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:24,693 -You know, I forgot how much you used to paint 800 00:45:24,726 --> 00:45:27,196 all this other stuff. 801 00:45:27,229 --> 00:45:33,435 Ice cream stands and windmills and birds in flight. 802 00:45:33,469 --> 00:45:38,307 Now it's just Mount Mansfield in every single painting. 803 00:45:40,242 --> 00:45:45,013 -Hard not to hold on to a dream or two. 804 00:45:49,485 --> 00:45:51,754 Why did you do it? 805 00:45:56,793 --> 00:46:01,663 -I dropped out of college for us, and I was really great. 806 00:46:01,697 --> 00:46:05,701 And then I realized that "us" was really -- really you. 807 00:46:05,734 --> 00:46:07,369 And you got famous, 808 00:46:07,402 --> 00:46:11,808 and then you started to treat me like everybody else. 809 00:46:11,841 --> 00:46:15,077 I mean, not bad. Never bad. 810 00:46:15,110 --> 00:46:20,482 Just...not special. 811 00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:26,722 And then someone else paid so much attention to me. 812 00:46:26,756 --> 00:46:28,590 And I made a mistake. 813 00:47:19,541 --> 00:47:24,814 I couldn't live with myself, so I told you. 814 00:47:24,847 --> 00:47:27,316 Just begged you to forgive me. 815 00:47:30,686 --> 00:47:34,723 Then like, a minute later, you were having sex with Wendy. 816 00:47:38,727 --> 00:47:41,463 I just spent the rest of my life watching you make everybody else 817 00:47:41,496 --> 00:47:44,132 in my life fall in love with you. 818 00:47:46,903 --> 00:47:49,304 -I just... 819 00:47:49,338 --> 00:47:50,639 I wish I would have known 820 00:47:50,672 --> 00:47:53,141 what I should have done differently. 821 00:47:55,912 --> 00:47:57,546 -Me, too. 822 00:48:01,383 --> 00:48:02,819 -Guess who gets to watch 823 00:48:02,852 --> 00:48:07,456 Seasons 2 through 8 of "Paint With Carl Nargle"? 824 00:48:07,489 --> 00:48:10,592 -Sounds like a dream come true. 825 00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:15,230 There's a lot of -- a lot of good stuff in there. 826 00:48:21,838 --> 00:48:23,605 -Did I do something wrong? 827 00:48:25,674 --> 00:48:27,743 -You did not. 828 00:48:36,786 --> 00:48:38,520 -Oh, hey. Grab a seat. 829 00:48:38,553 --> 00:48:41,523 I have some exciting news I want to talk to you about. 830 00:48:41,556 --> 00:48:44,794 -Always nice to hear exciting news. 831 00:48:44,827 --> 00:48:46,929 -Ready? 832 00:48:46,963 --> 00:48:48,898 I have found you an incredible job. 833 00:48:48,931 --> 00:48:50,399 -What? 834 00:48:50,432 --> 00:48:52,234 -Teaching at the University of Vermont, 835 00:48:52,267 --> 00:48:55,704 where you will be passing along your incredible skills 836 00:48:55,737 --> 00:48:58,775 to students from around the world. 837 00:48:58,808 --> 00:49:00,242 -I love the idea of giving back. 838 00:49:00,275 --> 00:49:02,945 I mean, that is a big honor, right? 839 00:49:02,979 --> 00:49:06,214 I just think with my work here, I'm not going to have the time. 840 00:49:06,248 --> 00:49:08,918 -Exactly. 841 00:49:08,951 --> 00:49:12,287 Carl, our revenues is way down 842 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,757 and you're making $46,000 a year. 843 00:49:14,791 --> 00:49:18,393 Now, UVM will give you a $4,000 raise. 844 00:49:18,427 --> 00:49:20,295 And here's the best part. 845 00:49:20,328 --> 00:49:23,265 We have 22 years of reruns of your show. 846 00:49:23,298 --> 00:49:25,935 People will never even know you left. 847 00:49:25,968 --> 00:49:27,536 It's the best of both worlds. 848 00:49:27,569 --> 00:49:30,439 -So I'll host "Paint," teach at UVM. 849 00:49:30,472 --> 00:49:33,241 22 years of reruns you're going to be showing. 850 00:49:33,275 --> 00:49:36,378 You're turning ol' Carl Nargle into a workhorse. 851 00:49:36,411 --> 00:49:37,880 A damn Clydesdale. 852 00:49:37,914 --> 00:49:39,681 -Except here's the thing. 853 00:49:39,715 --> 00:49:42,551 Ambrosia will create the new shows that'll bring in the kids. 854 00:49:42,584 --> 00:49:47,556 Your reruns will be there for our core 65-plus audience. 855 00:49:47,589 --> 00:49:52,494 You don't have to host a new episode of "Paint" ever again. 856 00:49:56,331 --> 00:49:57,767 -But I want to keep painting. 857 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,770 -You will, at UVM. 858 00:50:00,803 --> 00:50:03,572 50 students a day watching you. 859 00:50:03,605 --> 00:50:08,945 That's a 400% bump in the 18-to-25 demo for you. 860 00:50:08,978 --> 00:50:10,612 Yeah. 861 00:50:10,645 --> 00:50:15,885 I just got a couple of things for you to sign 862 00:50:15,918 --> 00:50:17,820 saying -- here you go. 863 00:50:17,854 --> 00:50:19,822 Right here. 864 00:50:19,856 --> 00:50:21,556 Saying we didn't -- Go ahead. 865 00:50:21,590 --> 00:50:25,762 We didn't fire you because you're old. 866 00:50:27,562 --> 00:50:30,565 Good. That's very good. 867 00:50:30,599 --> 00:50:33,535 Thank you, Carl. That's all I got. 868 00:50:33,568 --> 00:50:35,337 - I'll see you. 869 00:50:35,370 --> 00:50:37,774 -Sure. 870 00:50:58,660 --> 00:51:00,462 -Carl. 871 00:51:02,531 --> 00:51:04,633 Hey, Carl. 872 00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:06,434 I just... 873 00:51:08,370 --> 00:51:12,707 I wanted to say thank you, you know, for paving the way. 874 00:51:14,877 --> 00:51:18,547 -I had that plate for 30 years. 875 00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:21,984 -Yeah, no, I used to see you parked at Lums. 876 00:51:22,018 --> 00:51:23,652 "Home of the lumber." 877 00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:27,556 -You added an E to the Mona Lisa. 878 00:51:27,589 --> 00:51:28,891 But here's the deal. 879 00:51:28,925 --> 00:51:33,129 No one's waiting in line to see the Mona E. Lisa, 880 00:51:33,162 --> 00:51:35,530 because that's a really dumb name. 881 00:51:35,564 --> 00:51:37,532 Not very original. 882 00:51:37,566 --> 00:51:41,536 -You never tried to get P-A-I-N-T-E-R? 883 00:51:41,570 --> 00:51:43,105 -No, I didn't. 884 00:51:43,139 --> 00:51:45,775 And a real artist would never Etch-a-Sketch a dinosaur 885 00:51:45,808 --> 00:51:48,110 and then give it to someone, because that's really dumb, too. 886 00:51:48,144 --> 00:51:50,679 -Carl, you used your brush to seduce 887 00:51:50,712 --> 00:51:52,982 and destroy people who loved you. 888 00:51:53,015 --> 00:51:57,686 -No, I opened their car doors, picked up every check, 889 00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,688 and always carried the big suitcases. 890 00:51:59,721 --> 00:52:01,590 -Did you ever try treating them as equals? 891 00:52:01,623 --> 00:52:03,525 -No. I treated them better than me. 892 00:52:03,558 --> 00:52:04,559 It's called being a gentleman. 893 00:52:04,593 --> 00:52:05,828 -Until you moved on to the next. 894 00:52:05,862 --> 00:52:07,462 -Because your girlfriend made a mistake. 895 00:52:07,495 --> 00:52:09,031 -You're a mistake. 896 00:52:13,102 --> 00:52:15,570 -You're lucky I'm an artist instead of a woman 897 00:52:15,604 --> 00:52:18,040 who says really mean things to other women, 898 00:52:18,074 --> 00:52:20,176 'cause I would have plenty to say to you. 899 00:52:20,209 --> 00:52:22,611 Plenty. 900 00:52:22,644 --> 00:52:24,947 -You were an artist. 901 00:52:35,724 --> 00:52:37,592 Carl's the reason I started working here. 902 00:52:37,626 --> 00:52:40,595 Him, and because Quiznos wasn't hiring. 903 00:52:40,629 --> 00:52:42,631 The place has great hours. 904 00:52:42,664 --> 00:52:45,634 -He is such a turd. -Come on. 905 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:48,570 -You couldn't afford to pay his salary 906 00:52:48,603 --> 00:52:50,139 and keep the station going. 907 00:52:50,172 --> 00:52:52,440 -Yeah. 908 00:52:52,474 --> 00:52:56,913 Sometimes you just have no choice but to move on. 909 00:53:06,956 --> 00:53:13,528 -♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 910 00:53:13,561 --> 00:53:14,897 -If it were up to me, you'd never 911 00:53:14,931 --> 00:53:17,033 leave the back of this van. 912 00:53:17,066 --> 00:53:19,201 -God, that sounds like heaven. 913 00:53:22,504 --> 00:53:24,506 -♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪ 914 00:53:24,539 --> 00:53:26,776 -What are you doing? 915 00:53:26,809 --> 00:53:29,678 -Just committing every inch of you to memory 916 00:53:29,711 --> 00:53:32,214 so I can relive this moment 917 00:53:32,248 --> 00:53:36,185 every moment for the rest of my life. 918 00:53:36,218 --> 00:53:38,520 The way you look, the way you... 919 00:53:38,553 --> 00:53:43,059 Even the texture of this arm rest, 920 00:53:43,092 --> 00:53:46,561 the hum of the space heater. 921 00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:48,965 Do you smell that? 922 00:53:48,998 --> 00:53:50,933 -No. -Transmission fluid, 923 00:53:50,967 --> 00:53:53,970 and there isn't much of it. 924 00:53:54,003 --> 00:53:56,806 She runs pretty clean. 925 00:53:56,839 --> 00:53:59,607 -I just -- I know I'm always gonna 926 00:53:59,641 --> 00:54:03,813 remember how I feel right now, because I just... 927 00:54:03,846 --> 00:54:06,849 I just always want to feel this way. 928 00:54:06,882 --> 00:54:11,787 -I'm ready to feel how you feel right now. 929 00:54:18,961 --> 00:54:21,030 Mm. -That's the arm rest. 930 00:54:21,063 --> 00:54:22,832 -What? -That's the -- 931 00:54:22,865 --> 00:54:25,034 That's the arm rest. 932 00:54:28,004 --> 00:54:29,972 -That's it. That's me. 933 00:54:30,006 --> 00:54:32,074 Oh, that's all me. 934 00:54:36,045 --> 00:54:39,215 -I have to ask you something that's really hard to ask. 935 00:54:39,248 --> 00:54:40,916 -Hello. 936 00:54:40,950 --> 00:54:44,286 -Why didn't you just paint the portrait? 937 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:49,191 You could just paint one amazing portrait and blow Ambrosia away. 938 00:54:49,225 --> 00:54:51,127 -It's stupid. -Decided I was going to ask you 939 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,595 to drive me home if you weren't going to answer me. 940 00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:57,565 -Okay. 941 00:54:57,599 --> 00:55:00,269 19 years ago, Dr. Bradford Lenihan 942 00:55:00,302 --> 00:55:02,938 said the Burlington Museum of Art 943 00:55:02,972 --> 00:55:06,708 lacked a painting of Vermont's highest peak, Mount Mansfield, 944 00:55:06,741 --> 00:55:11,646 and I really, really wanted a painting in that museum. 945 00:55:21,991 --> 00:55:23,793 -And? 946 00:55:23,826 --> 00:55:30,132 -So I started painting it, in case he was watching. 947 00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:31,967 -Let me guess. 948 00:55:32,001 --> 00:55:35,971 Dr. Bradford Lenihan didn't like the way you painted it? 949 00:55:36,005 --> 00:55:39,041 -Well, it's -- it's more complicated. 950 00:55:39,075 --> 00:55:40,376 -Well, then I should go 951 00:55:40,409 --> 00:55:42,144 if you don't think I'll understand anything. 952 00:55:42,178 --> 00:55:44,346 -I don't know. I don't know. 953 00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:45,915 -What do you mean, you don't know? 954 00:55:45,948 --> 00:55:49,018 -I--I don't... 955 00:55:50,186 --> 00:55:53,923 I don't know if he ever watched the show. 956 00:55:53,956 --> 00:55:58,227 -You never thought to call him 957 00:55:58,260 --> 00:56:00,796 or to walk one of your thousands of paintings 958 00:56:00,830 --> 00:56:04,400 down to him over the last 19 years? 959 00:56:04,433 --> 00:56:06,802 -What if he said no? 960 00:56:12,707 --> 00:56:14,910 -A real artist follows his heart, 961 00:56:14,944 --> 00:56:17,980 no matter what the price. 962 00:56:18,013 --> 00:56:19,815 You spent your whole life playing it safe, 963 00:56:19,849 --> 00:56:24,019 and now you've lost everything. 964 00:56:24,053 --> 00:56:25,354 Everything. 965 00:56:25,387 --> 00:56:27,022 And I have another question for you. 966 00:56:28,891 --> 00:56:30,359 How come we never have sex? People tell me I'm attractive. 967 00:56:30,392 --> 00:56:33,796 -You're very attractive. Will you just come inside? 968 00:56:37,933 --> 00:56:40,236 The beautiful part is we're moving on together, 969 00:56:40,269 --> 00:56:42,238 and once I began teaching... 970 00:56:44,874 --> 00:56:46,909 -The only reason you care about me now is because 971 00:56:46,942 --> 00:56:49,845 I'm the one thing you have left. 972 00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:58,120 My Uber is here. 973 00:56:58,154 --> 00:57:02,791 -I don't know what that is. 974 00:57:02,825 --> 00:57:05,693 -It's goodbye. 975 00:57:17,973 --> 00:57:21,177 -I'm Carl Nargle, and I'm going to be your professor. 976 00:57:24,513 --> 00:57:26,248 Thank you. 977 00:57:26,282 --> 00:57:29,151 Listen, our goal this semester is pretty simple. 978 00:57:29,185 --> 00:57:32,288 I want to help you get what's in here 979 00:57:32,321 --> 00:57:34,056 and just splash it on to there. 980 00:57:34,089 --> 00:57:36,926 Don't worry. It's not rocket science. 981 00:57:36,959 --> 00:57:38,394 It's harder. 982 00:57:40,262 --> 00:57:43,199 -Is it true that Ambrosia's teaching this class with you? 983 00:57:43,232 --> 00:57:46,302 -Well, I mean, she may stop by one of these days. 984 00:57:46,335 --> 00:57:48,103 You never know who's going to join us 985 00:57:48,137 --> 00:57:50,738 or where we might be going. 986 00:57:50,773 --> 00:57:53,309 So let's get there. 987 00:57:53,342 --> 00:57:56,145 -Sorry if that came out wrong. 988 00:57:56,178 --> 00:57:57,446 Um... 989 00:57:57,479 --> 00:58:00,983 we still want to see you, too. 990 00:58:01,016 --> 00:58:03,285 -Thanks. Well, should we get started? 991 00:58:03,319 --> 00:58:07,223 Because this canvas ain't going to paint itself. 992 00:58:07,256 --> 00:58:12,094 -But it would be great to know when she was coming, 993 00:58:12,127 --> 00:58:14,763 just so we could make sure to be in class. 994 00:58:16,932 --> 00:58:18,367 -Hey, can I ask you something? 995 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,502 If you were dating somebody, like, really young 996 00:58:20,536 --> 00:58:24,039 and really beautiful... 997 00:58:24,073 --> 00:58:25,941 ...why wouldn't you have sex with them? 998 00:58:25,975 --> 00:58:28,477 -I was hoping you'd talk to me about Ambrosia. 999 00:58:28,510 --> 00:58:30,446 It's such a mystery. 1000 00:58:30,479 --> 00:58:34,016 -No, actually, it's not... 1001 00:58:34,049 --> 00:58:37,286 I brought Carl his painting last night, and... 1002 00:58:37,319 --> 00:58:40,556 -I imagine having sex with her is like riding a bike, 1003 00:58:40,589 --> 00:58:43,192 except instead of pedaling, 1004 00:58:43,225 --> 00:58:48,831 you just kind of move back and forth on the seat. 1005 00:58:48,864 --> 00:58:53,235 I've ridden that kind of bike, and I love bikes. 1006 00:58:54,937 --> 00:58:58,907 -I have to be somewhere else... 1007 00:58:58,941 --> 00:59:00,242 now. 1008 00:59:03,979 --> 00:59:06,048 -Hi. 1009 00:59:06,081 --> 00:59:08,183 -Hey. 1010 00:59:13,455 --> 00:59:17,092 You went to Carl's house last night? 1011 00:59:19,228 --> 00:59:22,264 He treated you like crap. 1012 00:59:22,298 --> 00:59:25,000 -And I cheated on him. 1013 00:59:25,034 --> 00:59:31,473 Do you love him? 1014 00:59:31,507 --> 00:59:33,475 I just... 1015 00:59:33,509 --> 00:59:36,178 I feel like I just wasted my whole life 1016 00:59:36,211 --> 00:59:38,314 not loving someone else. 1017 00:59:46,622 --> 00:59:49,925 I kind of set you up to say no. 1018 00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:53,495 I love you. 1019 00:59:58,100 --> 00:59:59,568 What's this? 1020 00:59:59,601 --> 01:00:02,438 Why, it's Mount Mansfield. 1021 01:00:02,471 --> 01:00:08,110 This, another Mount Mansfield. 1022 01:00:11,413 --> 01:00:15,217 Sorry, just give me one minute and I will paint you 1023 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:19,388 the best Mount Mansfield that you have ever seen. 1024 01:00:19,421 --> 01:00:21,557 -What a show-off. 1025 01:00:24,059 --> 01:00:26,662 Oh, no. 1026 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,370 It's so good. 1027 01:00:42,544 --> 01:00:45,914 -♪ If you could read my mind, love ♪ 1028 01:00:45,948 --> 01:00:49,685 ♪ What a tale my thoughts could tell ♪ 1029 01:00:49,718 --> 01:00:53,689 ♪ Just like an old-time movie ♪ 1030 01:00:53,722 --> 01:00:57,259 ♪ About a ghost from a wishing well ♪ 1031 01:00:57,292 --> 01:01:00,095 ♪ In a castle dark ♪ 1032 01:01:00,129 --> 01:01:06,235 ♪ Or a fortress strong with chains upon my feet ♪ 1033 01:01:06,268 --> 01:01:09,705 ♪ You know that ghost is me ♪ 1034 01:01:09,738 --> 01:01:14,109 ♪ And I will never be set free ♪ 1035 01:01:14,143 --> 01:01:19,181 ♪ As long as I'm a ghost you can't see ♪ 1036 01:01:23,051 --> 01:01:26,588 ♪ If I could read your mind, love ♪ 1037 01:01:26,622 --> 01:01:28,590 ♪ What a tale your thoughts could tell ♪ 1038 01:01:44,406 --> 01:01:47,509 ♪ The hero would be me ♪ 1039 01:01:47,543 --> 01:01:50,345 ♪ But heroes often fail ♪ 1040 01:01:52,181 --> 01:01:55,150 ♪ And you won't read that book again ♪ 1041 01:01:55,184 --> 01:02:01,190 ♪ Because the ending's just too hard to take ♪ 1042 01:02:08,297 --> 01:02:10,299 -What's this one? 1043 01:02:16,271 --> 01:02:19,608 -Mount Mansfield, 1044 01:02:19,641 --> 01:02:21,443 at night. 1045 01:02:24,413 --> 01:02:26,648 How's everything going, Carl? 1046 01:02:39,294 --> 01:02:41,230 -Awesome. 1047 01:02:46,702 --> 01:02:51,573 -Carl, the faculty's been talking. 1048 01:02:51,607 --> 01:02:55,744 We think what makes the most sense is to go ahead 1049 01:02:55,778 --> 01:02:59,214 and pay you for the rest of the semester 1050 01:02:59,248 --> 01:03:03,085 and end your class today. 1051 01:03:03,118 --> 01:03:06,555 We've already spoken with your remaining students, 1052 01:03:06,588 --> 01:03:10,692 and they're okay with it. 1053 01:03:10,726 --> 01:03:12,494 Both of them. 1054 01:03:17,399 --> 01:03:20,736 -This is "Paint with Ambrosia." 1055 01:03:20,770 --> 01:03:22,504 -ROYGBIV. 1056 01:03:22,538 --> 01:03:25,507 You know, when I was a kid, 1057 01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:29,111 my parents told me that that was who lived in rainbows. 1058 01:03:29,144 --> 01:03:30,679 Today, I know better. 1059 01:03:30,712 --> 01:03:33,749 Because there are no rainbows. 1060 01:03:33,783 --> 01:03:36,385 -What if ratings go down? 1061 01:03:36,418 --> 01:03:40,222 -Tony, it is time for me to go. 1062 01:03:42,825 --> 01:03:44,660 -Booth. 1063 01:03:44,693 --> 01:03:46,829 -Hey, Tony, it's Carl. -Carl! 1064 01:03:46,863 --> 01:03:49,498 -Tony, what happened to my show? 1065 01:03:51,366 --> 01:03:55,103 -PBS can no longer show people using tobacco. 1066 01:03:55,137 --> 01:03:56,305 -What? 1067 01:03:56,338 --> 01:03:58,106 -You smoked a pipe in every episode. 1068 01:03:58,140 --> 01:04:01,443 We can't air "Paint With Carl Nargle." 1069 01:04:01,476 --> 01:04:03,145 Not even a rerun. 1070 01:04:09,217 --> 01:04:10,752 -Tony, I've got another call. 1071 01:04:10,787 --> 01:04:13,322 -That's when you get call waiting. 1072 01:05:32,601 --> 01:05:34,202 -Excuse me, Dr. Lenihan? 1073 01:05:34,236 --> 01:05:35,637 Hello. 1074 01:05:35,671 --> 01:05:37,874 -Mr. Carl Nargle. -Yeah. 1075 01:05:37,907 --> 01:05:39,474 -To what do I owe the honor 1076 01:05:39,508 --> 01:05:42,845 of a visit from a living Vermont state treasure? 1077 01:05:42,879 --> 01:05:43,980 -Well, I don't know if you heard, 1078 01:05:44,013 --> 01:05:46,281 but I recently retired. 1079 01:05:46,314 --> 01:05:47,950 -It was in the paper. 1080 01:05:47,984 --> 01:05:55,457 -Yeah, which means I have 4,274 paintings that could use a home. 1081 01:05:55,490 --> 01:05:58,593 They're mostly of Mount Mansfield. 1082 01:05:58,627 --> 01:06:01,798 I don't know if that would interest you. 1083 01:06:01,831 --> 01:06:05,367 -We are always looking to display the work of a master 1084 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,536 here at the Burlington Museum of Art. 1085 01:06:07,569 --> 01:06:09,005 -Great. 1086 01:06:09,038 --> 01:06:12,607 -Someone appreciated for their impact on the world of art 1087 01:06:12,641 --> 01:06:15,377 or representing something unique to Vermont. 1088 01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:17,780 -Yes. Wonderful. 1089 01:06:17,814 --> 01:06:21,017 -Sadly, we just had the walls painted, 1090 01:06:21,050 --> 01:06:22,852 and that's something we're showing off, too. 1091 01:06:22,885 --> 01:06:27,622 You know, the beauty of the museum itself. 1092 01:06:27,656 --> 01:06:31,027 Might I offer a suggestion? -Sure. 1093 01:06:31,060 --> 01:06:35,998 -Have you considered donating them to a Motel 6? 1094 01:06:36,032 --> 01:06:37,934 Or perhaps a Red Roof Inn? 1095 01:06:37,967 --> 01:06:40,770 Your paintings have such warmth, 1096 01:06:40,803 --> 01:06:45,775 and that could really appeal to a weary traveler on a budget. 1097 01:06:45,808 --> 01:06:48,845 At the very least, it would save you quite a bit on storage. 1098 01:06:48,878 --> 01:06:52,048 Yeah, I--I have my own barn, so that's not -- 1099 01:06:52,081 --> 01:06:56,384 Anyway, uh, thank you so much for your time. 1100 01:06:56,418 --> 01:06:57,920 Dr. Lenihan, 1101 01:06:57,954 --> 01:07:01,590 you have a magnificent museum. 1102 01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:07,897 -Carl? -Yeah. 1103 01:07:07,930 --> 01:07:10,398 -Can I ask you a question? 1104 01:07:10,432 --> 01:07:11,901 -Yeah. 1105 01:07:13,970 --> 01:07:16,605 -What's the image tucked away in your brain 1106 01:07:16,638 --> 01:07:18,607 that makes your heart ache 1107 01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:22,779 and your soul feel like it's going to burst? 1108 01:07:22,812 --> 01:07:24,814 -Uh... 1109 01:07:24,847 --> 01:07:27,582 -Mount Mansfield, I presume? 1110 01:07:31,553 --> 01:07:35,557 Whatever that thing is, those are the paintings 1111 01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:37,860 that keep us from staring at blank walls 1112 01:07:37,894 --> 01:07:40,763 here at the Burlington Museum of Art. 1113 01:07:42,865 --> 01:07:44,834 Well, thank you for stopping by. 1114 01:07:44,867 --> 01:07:47,904 Always great to see a Vermont legend in the flesh. 1115 01:07:53,742 --> 01:07:58,480 -♪ Back through the years I go wandering once again ♪ 1116 01:07:58,513 --> 01:07:59,782 -That's really good. 1117 01:07:59,816 --> 01:08:04,086 -♪ Back to the seasons of my youth ♪ 1118 01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:10,059 ♪ I recall a box of rags that someone gave us ♪ 1119 01:08:10,092 --> 01:08:15,463 ♪ And how my mama put the rags to use ♪ 1120 01:08:15,497 --> 01:08:18,733 ♪ There were rags of many colors ♪ 1121 01:08:18,768 --> 01:08:21,636 ♪ And every piece was small ♪ 1122 01:08:21,670 --> 01:08:23,940 ♪ And I didn't have a coat ♪ 1123 01:08:23,973 --> 01:08:27,009 ♪ And it was way down in the fall ♪ 1124 01:08:27,043 --> 01:08:29,644 ♪ Mama sewed the rags together ♪ 1125 01:08:29,678 --> 01:08:32,380 ♪ Sewing every piece with love ♪ 1126 01:08:32,414 --> 01:08:35,051 ♪ She made my coat of many colors ♪ 1127 01:08:35,084 --> 01:08:39,688 -Ahh! 1128 01:08:39,721 --> 01:08:42,624 -♪ As she sewed, she told a story ♪ 1129 01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:44,994 ♪ From the Bible she had read ♪ 1130 01:08:45,027 --> 01:08:49,431 ♪ About a coat of many colors Joseph wore ♪ 1131 01:08:49,464 --> 01:08:51,566 ♪ And then she said ♪ 1132 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:56,404 ♪ Perhaps this coat will bring you good luck and happiness ♪ 1133 01:08:56,438 --> 01:08:59,407 ♪ And I just couldn't wait to wear it ♪ 1134 01:08:59,441 --> 01:09:02,410 ♪ And Mama blessed it with a kiss ♪ 1135 01:09:06,048 --> 01:09:09,584 -What's the image tucked away in your brain 1136 01:09:09,618 --> 01:09:11,921 that makes your heart ache 1137 01:09:11,954 --> 01:09:16,125 and your soul feel like it's going to burst? 1138 01:09:16,158 --> 01:09:21,730 -♪ Although we had no money, I was rich as I could be ♪ 1139 01:09:21,764 --> 01:09:24,767 ♪ In my coat of many colors my mama made for me ♪ 1140 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:28,170 -What's the image tucked away in your brain 1141 01:09:28,204 --> 01:09:30,773 that makes your heart ache 1142 01:09:30,806 --> 01:09:33,742 and your soul feel like it's going to burst? 1143 01:09:33,776 --> 01:09:34,944 -♪ So with patches on my britches ♪ 1144 01:09:34,977 --> 01:09:37,579 ♪ And holes in both my shoes ♪ 1145 01:09:37,612 --> 01:09:40,548 ♪ In my coat of many colors ♪ 1146 01:09:40,582 --> 01:09:43,986 -What's the image tucked away in your brain 1147 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:46,521 that makes your heart ache 1148 01:09:46,554 --> 01:09:49,225 and your soul feel like it's going to burst? 1149 01:09:49,258 --> 01:09:55,131 -♪ In my coat of many colors my Mama made for me ♪ 1150 01:10:01,070 --> 01:10:03,773 -Katherine, I know this probably isn't the best time, 1151 01:10:03,806 --> 01:10:07,575 but if I don't say this now, I never will. 1152 01:10:07,609 --> 01:10:09,946 When we first met, 1153 01:10:09,979 --> 01:10:12,949 I painted out of love. 1154 01:10:12,982 --> 01:10:15,684 My head got turned -- -Hey! 1155 01:10:15,717 --> 01:10:20,823 I was just on my way to the -- to the station. 1156 01:10:20,856 --> 01:10:23,859 Uh, how you -- how you been? 1157 01:10:23,893 --> 01:10:26,028 -Some highs, some lows. 1158 01:10:26,062 --> 01:10:29,999 -You know, I never -- I never got to say sorry 1159 01:10:30,032 --> 01:10:32,868 for painting Mount Mansfield. 1160 01:10:32,902 --> 01:10:34,804 -It was all my fault. 1161 01:10:34,837 --> 01:10:37,505 Ambrosia, I just want to finish what I was saying to Katherine. 1162 01:10:37,539 --> 01:10:39,141 Actually, I--I do need to get going. 1163 01:10:39,175 --> 01:10:42,044 -I'll be fast. Katherine... 1164 01:10:42,078 --> 01:10:46,182 as you know, I'm better with pictures 1165 01:10:46,215 --> 01:10:47,984 than I am with words. 1166 01:10:48,017 --> 01:10:50,719 But if I could paint you one in the form of an apology -- 1167 01:10:50,752 --> 01:10:52,922 -It's over. 1168 01:10:52,955 --> 01:10:54,656 -Ambrosia, I thought we were being nice to each other. 1169 01:10:54,689 --> 01:10:56,759 Now it just feels like you're rubbing my nose in it. 1170 01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:58,660 -No, I mean, 1171 01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:02,731 we're over. 1172 01:11:02,765 --> 01:11:08,737 She could never love me because she never stopped loving you. 1173 01:11:11,107 --> 01:11:12,975 -Hey, Carl. 1174 01:11:13,641 --> 01:11:16,745 -Beverly? 1175 01:11:16,779 --> 01:11:18,781 I didn't see that coming. 1176 01:11:20,216 --> 01:11:24,719 -Hold on. I'm coming. I'm coming. Here we go. 1177 01:11:24,753 --> 01:11:26,222 -Nice to see some old friends. 1178 01:11:26,255 --> 01:11:29,225 -Yeah, well, we never got around to throwing them out. 1179 01:11:29,258 --> 01:11:31,726 There they are. -Okay. 1180 01:11:31,761 --> 01:11:32,995 -And here. -That's fine. 1181 01:11:33,029 --> 01:11:34,330 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1182 01:11:34,363 --> 01:11:36,899 We need this one to air. Okay? Alright. 1183 01:11:36,932 --> 01:11:39,235 Let's roll the open in three, two... 1184 01:11:39,268 --> 01:11:42,138 -Hey, where's Ambrosia? 1185 01:11:42,171 --> 01:11:43,806 -Well, she called and told me to let Carl host. 1186 01:11:43,839 --> 01:11:45,174 -I got something I have to say 1187 01:11:45,207 --> 01:11:47,910 and this is my only way to say it. 1188 01:11:47,943 --> 01:11:51,213 -And PBS, they need 2 new hours of programing every day, 1189 01:11:51,247 --> 01:11:54,250 so we are airing "Paint With Carl Nargle" in five... 1190 01:11:54,283 --> 01:11:56,952 -Carl -- before you say or do anything, 1191 01:11:56,986 --> 01:11:59,355 you should know I'm the one that got your show canceled. 1192 01:11:59,388 --> 01:12:01,689 -Katherine, if you hadn't, 1193 01:12:01,723 --> 01:12:03,893 I wouldn't be here right now. 1194 01:12:07,997 --> 01:12:11,167 Hi, I'm Carl Nargle, and this is "Paint." 1195 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,869 I used to always say you got to paint from the heart 1196 01:12:13,903 --> 01:12:17,039 to live from the heart without doing either. 1197 01:12:17,073 --> 01:12:19,707 Which is why today, I am starting with 1198 01:12:19,741 --> 01:12:22,778 Tangerine Orange 22. 1199 01:12:22,812 --> 01:12:28,284 Why Tangerine Orange 22? 1200 01:12:28,317 --> 01:12:30,886 Well... 1201 01:12:35,257 --> 01:12:38,861 Because we all have moments in our lives, 1202 01:12:38,894 --> 01:12:43,698 moments we wish we could go back to 1203 01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:47,002 and live in forever. 1204 01:12:47,036 --> 01:12:50,206 Mine is in the back of my van 1205 01:12:50,239 --> 01:12:56,145 on a custom-made sofa bed 1206 01:12:56,178 --> 01:12:58,848 with a woman I barely knew. 1207 01:12:58,881 --> 01:13:02,885 -Yo, it's Ambrosia. Why aren't you watching my show? 1208 01:13:02,918 --> 01:13:04,887 Ah, just kidding. You know what to do next -- 1209 01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:06,188 -But you know what? 1210 01:13:06,222 --> 01:13:09,158 It's a perfect memory, 1211 01:13:09,191 --> 01:13:13,329 but what made it perfect are the imperfections 1212 01:13:13,362 --> 01:13:15,364 we shared together. -PBS Burlington. 1213 01:13:15,397 --> 01:13:17,199 -I just want to say it's great to have Carl back. 1214 01:13:17,233 --> 01:13:18,868 -Yes, it is great to have Carl back. 1215 01:13:18,901 --> 01:13:21,437 Please hold. PBS Burlington. 1216 01:13:21,470 --> 01:13:23,439 -I'm no longer terrified watching "Paint." 1217 01:13:23,472 --> 01:13:25,174 -I agree. 1218 01:13:25,207 --> 01:13:26,275 Carl's paintings are less terrifying than Ambrosia's. 1219 01:13:26,308 --> 01:13:28,277 Please hold. PBS Burlington. 1220 01:13:28,310 --> 01:13:30,045 -Carl stole my newspaper. -Yes. 1221 01:13:30,079 --> 01:13:32,047 We're aware that Carl is stealing newspapers. 1222 01:13:32,081 --> 01:13:36,152 Please hold. PBS Burlington. 1223 01:13:36,185 --> 01:13:38,787 -The smell of transmission fluid, 1224 01:13:38,821 --> 01:13:40,722 though there wasn't much of it. 1225 01:13:40,756 --> 01:13:42,391 She runs pretty clean. 1226 01:13:42,424 --> 01:13:45,027 - Ambrosia? 1227 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:46,762 -Uh, no. Sorry. 1228 01:13:46,795 --> 01:13:48,931 Katherine? -Oh. 1229 01:13:48,964 --> 01:13:51,200 -It's Brian Hoffman. -Yes. H--Hi. 1230 01:13:51,233 --> 01:13:52,968 -From PBS Sullivan. 1231 01:13:53,002 --> 01:13:54,837 -Yes. Hi, Brian. How are you? 1232 01:13:54,870 --> 01:14:00,009 I--I'm just packing up all my stuff here 1233 01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:02,178 and really looking forward to Monday. 1234 01:14:02,211 --> 01:14:03,812 -We are, too. Uh... 1235 01:14:03,846 --> 01:14:07,183 But we went back and looked at your resume. 1236 01:14:07,216 --> 01:14:10,920 Do you not have a college degree? 1237 01:14:12,321 --> 01:14:14,790 -Because the truth is, if you spend all your time 1238 01:14:14,823 --> 01:14:20,095 trying to paint the perfect picture, 1239 01:14:20,129 --> 01:14:25,768 you're just gonna miss the best parts of life. 1240 01:14:25,801 --> 01:14:30,940 I know I did. 1241 01:14:30,973 --> 01:14:33,475 Thanks for finally going to 1242 01:14:33,509 --> 01:14:39,515 a special place with me, Carl Nargle. 1243 01:14:39,548 --> 01:14:41,917 -Great, great, great. You can have the show back. 1244 01:14:41,951 --> 01:14:43,185 Anything you want, you just have to keep painting. 1245 01:14:43,219 --> 01:14:44,453 -No, no. That's it. 1246 01:14:44,486 --> 01:14:45,988 I don't have anything left to paint. 1247 01:14:46,021 --> 01:14:47,089 -Carl -- -Thanks, Tony. 1248 01:14:47,122 --> 01:14:50,059 -Goodbye. Thanks. -Carl, Carl. 1249 01:14:50,092 --> 01:14:54,129 I'll fire Ambrosia if you just come back! 1250 01:14:54,163 --> 01:14:56,498 Which is a joke I like to say... 1251 01:14:56,532 --> 01:14:58,033 ...all the time. 1252 01:14:58,067 --> 01:14:59,802 But it's not true. 1253 01:14:59,835 --> 01:15:01,804 Hey, everybody, here's the star of "Paint." 1254 01:15:01,837 --> 01:15:05,040 It's Ambrosia. 1255 01:15:05,074 --> 01:15:08,277 It's -- 1256 01:15:08,310 --> 01:15:11,013 -Hi. 1257 01:15:11,046 --> 01:15:12,948 I'm Tony. 1258 01:15:12,982 --> 01:15:16,986 I'm going to show you a whole new way to paint 1259 01:15:17,019 --> 01:15:20,556 for the next... 1 hour and 31 minutes. 1260 01:15:20,589 --> 01:15:26,095 Let's -- Let's just have some people looking at the bears. 1261 01:15:26,128 --> 01:15:28,197 Well, we never did the bear... 1262 01:15:28,230 --> 01:15:31,333 The bears, of course, are no color that I have here, 1263 01:15:31,367 --> 01:15:32,901 so I'll do it with -- 1264 01:15:32,935 --> 01:15:35,537 -Paint from the heart, live from the heart. 1265 01:15:35,571 --> 01:15:37,039 She took my advice. 1266 01:15:37,072 --> 01:15:38,507 -How's everybody doing out there? 1267 01:15:38,540 --> 01:15:42,511 -You should probably look at this. 1268 01:15:42,544 --> 01:15:44,513 -There, and that is -- 1269 01:15:47,249 --> 01:15:48,450 -You okay? 1270 01:15:48,484 --> 01:15:51,053 -What's going on? 1271 01:15:52,521 --> 01:15:54,857 -Can I get a number four? 1272 01:15:54,890 --> 01:15:57,059 -What? 1273 01:15:57,092 --> 01:15:59,228 -Number four on the chart. 1274 01:16:00,929 --> 01:16:04,533 -I put that up in 1979 because it came with the shaver. 1275 01:16:04,566 --> 01:16:08,937 I had no idea what a number 12 was until you picked it. 1276 01:16:08,971 --> 01:16:11,974 Or what a number four is now. 1277 01:16:12,007 --> 01:16:14,410 -Neither do I. 1278 01:16:14,443 --> 01:16:17,279 But I want it. 1279 01:16:23,485 --> 01:16:26,188 ♪ - Whole lotta your love ♪ 1280 01:16:26,221 --> 01:16:28,957 ♪ Baby, I need ♪ 1281 01:16:28,991 --> 01:16:31,360 ♪ Whole lotta your love ♪ 1282 01:16:31,393 --> 01:16:35,431 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1283 01:16:46,508 --> 01:16:48,110 -Hi, I'm Carl Nargle. 1284 01:16:49,945 --> 01:16:54,083 -I never thought I'd say this, but you look better. 1285 01:16:54,116 --> 01:16:56,352 Somehow, you did it. 1286 01:16:58,420 --> 01:17:00,956 -You're always in my corner, Sid. 1287 01:17:00,989 --> 01:17:02,391 Thanks. 1288 01:17:02,424 --> 01:17:04,460 Ruben, what do I owe you? 1289 01:17:04,493 --> 01:17:08,997 -This one's on the house. 1290 01:17:09,031 --> 01:17:10,532 -Can I have it? 1291 01:17:10,566 --> 01:17:12,201 -What? -My hair. 1292 01:17:12,234 --> 01:17:15,037 -Well, I'm going to have to charge you for that. 1293 01:17:16,438 --> 01:17:19,975 -I'm kidding. Of course you can have it. 1294 01:17:24,213 --> 01:17:26,181 Hold on. 1295 01:17:28,517 --> 01:17:32,154 You need something to take the edge off. 1296 01:17:32,187 --> 01:17:33,389 -No. 1297 01:17:33,422 --> 01:17:35,424 Painting's always been my high. 1298 01:17:35,457 --> 01:17:39,161 -But it's medical marijuana, and you need some medicine. 1299 01:17:42,564 --> 01:17:46,201 And here's some gummies, in case you need a boost. 1300 01:17:48,537 --> 01:17:52,708 -Forward, Carl. Keep moving forward. 1301 01:17:52,741 --> 01:17:55,177 -Always, Sid. 1302 01:17:55,210 --> 01:17:56,645 You spend your whole life worrying 1303 01:17:56,678 --> 01:17:58,947 about the tallest peaks, 1304 01:17:58,981 --> 01:18:02,651 the biggest successes, the legacy you'll leave behind. 1305 01:18:02,684 --> 01:18:07,222 At a certain point, you realize it's all meaningless 1306 01:18:07,256 --> 01:18:09,391 without a special someone by your side. 1307 01:18:09,425 --> 01:18:10,993 -Why are you still here? 1308 01:18:11,026 --> 01:18:14,997 -♪ I know it's over ♪ 1309 01:18:15,030 --> 01:18:17,733 ♪ But life goes on ♪ 1310 01:18:17,767 --> 01:18:26,275 ♪ And this old world will keep on turning ♪ 1311 01:18:26,308 --> 01:18:32,448 ♪ Let's just be glad we had some time ♪ 1312 01:18:32,481 --> 01:18:37,486 ♪ To spend together ♪ 1313 01:18:37,519 --> 01:18:42,458 ♪ There's no need to watch the bridges ♪ 1314 01:18:42,491 --> 01:18:48,163 ♪ That we're burning ♪ 1315 01:18:48,197 --> 01:18:53,702 ♪ Lay your head ♪ 1316 01:18:53,735 --> 01:19:00,042 ♪ Upon my pillow ♪ 1317 01:19:00,075 --> 01:19:07,082 ♪ Hold your warm and tender body ♪ 1318 01:19:11,420 --> 01:19:13,555 -Carl? 1319 01:19:16,191 --> 01:19:17,593 Carl? 1320 01:19:17,626 --> 01:19:22,164 Carl? Carl! 1321 01:19:22,197 --> 01:19:25,100 -Burlington Museum of Art said they wanted a painting 1322 01:19:25,133 --> 01:19:26,335 of Mount Mansfield. 1323 01:19:26,368 --> 01:19:28,070 19 years, and I never had the guts 1324 01:19:28,103 --> 01:19:29,371 to show them one of mine. 1325 01:19:29,404 --> 01:19:30,606 You want to know why? 1326 01:19:30,639 --> 01:19:32,307 -Yeah, why don't you tell me outside? 1327 01:19:32,341 --> 01:19:35,110 -Because the love of my life, stepped out on me 1328 01:19:35,143 --> 01:19:37,145 with a Vermont Mountain Express stud. 1329 01:19:37,179 --> 01:19:40,649 I couldn't take the idea of not being a real artist too. 1330 01:19:40,682 --> 01:19:42,451 -Carl! 1331 01:19:42,484 --> 01:19:44,253 That doesn't make you not a man. 1332 01:19:44,286 --> 01:19:46,688 It means -- -You got chips? 1333 01:19:46,722 --> 01:19:49,759 -It -- That doesn't mean you're not a real man. 1334 01:19:49,792 --> 01:19:52,361 It means that I made a mistake. 1335 01:19:52,394 --> 01:19:53,729 -No, not as many as me. 1336 01:19:53,763 --> 01:19:55,297 I mean, how many -- 1337 01:19:55,330 --> 01:19:57,834 how many body parts can one man autograph? 1338 01:19:57,867 --> 01:19:59,434 And I did drugs. 1339 01:19:59,468 --> 01:20:00,837 That's never the answer. 1340 01:20:00,870 --> 01:20:02,671 -Come on, Carl, let's go. 1341 01:20:02,704 --> 01:20:04,306 -You have chips, or you don't have chips? 1342 01:20:04,339 --> 01:20:06,542 -Do not have chips, Carl. The barn's on fire. 1343 01:20:06,575 --> 01:20:08,143 We've got to go. -You risked your life for me! 1344 01:20:08,176 --> 01:20:09,378 -I'm risking my life for you. 1345 01:20:09,411 --> 01:20:12,815 -So you are. -Mm-hmm. 1346 01:20:12,849 --> 01:20:14,483 -Goodbye, my love. 1347 01:20:14,516 --> 01:20:17,553 Goodbye, my darling. -Let's go. Come on. 1348 01:20:17,586 --> 01:20:21,356 -Tough night for Mount Mansfield. 1349 01:20:21,390 --> 01:20:24,493 -What drugs did you take, Carl? 1350 01:20:24,526 --> 01:20:26,194 -The big M. 1351 01:20:26,228 --> 01:20:29,331 Marijuana, but I feel fine. 1352 01:20:29,364 --> 01:20:31,733 I do. I do. Don't worry about me. 1353 01:20:31,768 --> 01:20:34,236 -I just thought you'd be able to handle it a little bit better, 1354 01:20:34,269 --> 01:20:35,772 given the amount of denim that you wear. 1355 01:20:35,805 --> 01:20:37,639 I didn't -- 1356 01:20:37,673 --> 01:20:40,475 Sid and Ruben kind of pushed it on me. 1357 01:20:40,509 --> 01:20:43,211 I smoked it, and then I ate all the gummy bears. 1358 01:20:43,245 --> 01:20:46,348 And I don't even like gummy bears, but I feel fine. 1359 01:20:46,381 --> 01:20:47,683 It's just everything's on fire. 1360 01:20:47,716 --> 01:20:49,786 -Carl, where is the painting from today? 1361 01:20:49,819 --> 01:20:54,122 -You ran through the fire to save me, you nut. 1362 01:20:54,156 --> 01:20:58,226 -Is it in Vantastic? -You're insane. 1363 01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:01,263 100% certifiable. 1364 01:21:01,296 --> 01:21:04,499 Katherine, you're crazy! 1365 01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:06,368 See if there are any chips in the glove compartment! 1366 01:21:06,401 --> 01:21:08,604 -Ahh! Shoot. 1367 01:21:08,637 --> 01:21:10,907 I'm crazy, too. 1368 01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:14,476 This is the real Carl you're seeing tonight. 1369 01:21:14,509 --> 01:21:18,380 -Okay, alright. 1370 01:21:18,413 --> 01:21:20,515 Okay. -That was fantastic. 1371 01:21:20,549 --> 01:21:23,920 -It's on fire. We got to go. 1372 01:21:23,953 --> 01:21:27,924 Mount Mansfield? Come on! 1373 01:21:31,293 --> 01:21:32,795 Oh, perfect. 1374 01:21:38,266 --> 01:21:41,269 -Go around! 1375 01:21:41,303 --> 01:21:43,171 Go around! 1376 01:21:57,252 --> 01:22:00,288 -Carl... 1377 01:22:15,004 --> 01:22:19,574 -...the finest dairy products in all of the Northeast Kingdom. 1378 01:22:19,608 --> 01:22:22,577 -Make it Gerald Milk and Cheese. 1379 01:22:22,611 --> 01:22:25,848 -Meeting or exceeding your milk and cheese needs 1380 01:22:25,882 --> 01:22:27,850 for 46 years -- 1381 01:22:27,884 --> 01:22:30,218 -The fire is the lead story in the news. 1382 01:22:30,252 --> 01:22:33,422 -CNN? -Um, Local. 1383 01:22:35,657 --> 01:22:38,795 - When do you leave? 1384 01:22:38,828 --> 01:22:42,664 -Um, I don't. 1385 01:22:42,698 --> 01:22:44,366 They offered me the assistant job 1386 01:22:44,399 --> 01:22:47,602 when they found out that I don't have a college degree. 1387 01:22:47,636 --> 01:22:51,273 -You're not going to take it? -Mnh-mnh. 1388 01:22:51,306 --> 01:22:52,775 I'm done settling. 1389 01:22:56,645 --> 01:22:58,346 Oh, hold on. 1390 01:22:58,380 --> 01:23:01,316 -Here's an update on the Carl Nargle story. 1391 01:23:01,349 --> 01:23:02,919 An unnamed police source 1392 01:23:02,952 --> 01:23:06,956 has told Channel 31 Action News that Carl Nargle's DNA, 1393 01:23:06,989 --> 01:23:09,624 specifically a large portion of his hair, 1394 01:23:09,658 --> 01:23:11,794 was found in the ashes. 1395 01:23:11,828 --> 01:23:13,695 -With all of his paintings burned, 1396 01:23:13,729 --> 01:23:15,731 At least we will have his locks 1397 01:23:15,765 --> 01:23:19,267 to remember this Vermont state treasure by. 1398 01:23:19,301 --> 01:23:23,505 And speaking of treasure, every kid treasures presents, 1399 01:23:23,538 --> 01:23:27,743 and for six lucky children present -- 1400 01:23:27,777 --> 01:23:31,013 -Carl Nargle is dead. 1401 01:23:31,047 --> 01:23:33,582 -So he is. 1402 01:23:41,958 --> 01:23:43,926 -Good morning. 1403 01:23:52,802 --> 01:23:55,670 -How many Nargles do you have? 1404 01:24:00,977 --> 01:24:03,345 -I was originally hired to do graphics. 1405 01:24:03,378 --> 01:24:05,714 -But it's more than just the article in the paper 1406 01:24:05,747 --> 01:24:09,317 where you ask if a reporter wants to have sex with Carl 1407 01:24:09,351 --> 01:24:12,687 and you personally hosting two live paintings shows 1408 01:24:12,721 --> 01:24:14,389 very poorly. 1409 01:24:14,422 --> 01:24:16,759 -Oh, well, our overhead's way down. 1410 01:24:16,793 --> 01:24:18,393 So many people quitting. 1411 01:24:18,426 --> 01:24:20,428 There's some positives there. One sec. 1412 01:24:20,462 --> 01:24:22,965 PBS Burlington. 1413 01:24:22,999 --> 01:24:27,435 -Anthony, Bradford Lenihan, calling with my condolences 1414 01:24:27,469 --> 01:24:29,571 on the passing of Carl Nargle. 1415 01:24:29,604 --> 01:24:33,009 -Yeah, it's a tough day. -I'll be brief. 1416 01:24:33,042 --> 01:24:37,814 I recently spoke with Carl about showing at Burlington. 1417 01:24:37,847 --> 01:24:39,782 -Everything was burned in the fire. 1418 01:24:39,816 --> 01:24:44,987 -Which means any surviving Nargles would be quite valuable. 1419 01:24:47,156 --> 01:24:51,060 -The Burlington Museum of Art cannot be a complete collection 1420 01:24:51,093 --> 01:24:54,396 of Vermont Beaux-Arts without at least one Nargle, 1421 01:24:54,429 --> 01:24:56,833 and we are willing to pay for it. 1422 01:25:08,443 --> 01:25:10,079 -Please tell me you have one. 1423 01:25:12,048 --> 01:25:14,050 -He made Jenna rich. 1424 01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:17,485 -He made you all rich. -Yeah. 1425 01:25:17,519 --> 01:25:21,423 Should we go inside? 1426 01:25:21,456 --> 01:25:23,458 -Yeah. 1427 01:25:23,491 --> 01:25:25,727 Come on. 1428 01:25:25,761 --> 01:25:29,364 -I wish I was dead. -It's gonna be okay. 1429 01:25:30,498 --> 01:25:33,870 -I say inappropriate things when I'm uncomfortable. 1430 01:25:33,903 --> 01:25:35,938 - Hey, I'm Mandy, 1431 01:25:35,972 --> 01:25:39,674 Ambrosia's mom. -Oh, hi. 1432 01:25:39,708 --> 01:25:40,977 -Aww. 1433 01:25:41,010 --> 01:25:44,914 This is MeeMaw. -Beverly Brown? 1434 01:25:44,947 --> 01:25:47,116 -I went to school with your MeeMaw. 1435 01:25:49,118 --> 01:25:50,920 -And roll the graphic. 1436 01:25:52,855 --> 01:25:55,557 And take camera one. 1437 01:25:55,590 --> 01:26:00,763 -Our final guest this afternoon is the new host of "Paint." 1438 01:26:00,796 --> 01:26:03,799 Please welcome to the show, Mary. 1439 01:26:03,833 --> 01:26:06,534 One of the hosts of "Paint," Donald. 1440 01:26:06,568 --> 01:26:09,872 I'm happy to announce that thanks to a sizable donation 1441 01:26:09,906 --> 01:26:13,876 from our new GM, Wendy, and some technological wizardry 1442 01:26:13,910 --> 01:26:16,611 from our new head of graphics, Tony, 1443 01:26:16,645 --> 01:26:19,115 PBS Burlington was able to digitally remove 1444 01:26:19,148 --> 01:26:21,784 Carl Nargle's pipe from his shows 1445 01:26:21,817 --> 01:26:25,821 so we can all watch him take us to his special place forever. 1446 01:26:25,855 --> 01:26:28,723 -And then roll the clip. 1447 01:26:57,820 --> 01:27:00,522 -Put anything in my stew, 'cause I'll eat it. 1448 01:27:00,555 --> 01:27:02,258 I love a good stew. 1449 01:27:02,291 --> 01:27:06,963 Feel free to draw me a letter with your favorite stews. 1450 01:27:06,996 --> 01:27:11,700 Always nice to hear from people back home. 1451 01:27:13,169 --> 01:27:17,106 -The wonders... 1452 01:27:17,139 --> 01:27:18,941 of technology. 1453 01:27:46,769 --> 01:27:50,272 -Do you know what that's worth? 1454 01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:51,974 -Yup. 1455 01:27:52,008 --> 01:27:55,311 -Okay. -Yes, indeed. 1456 01:28:10,326 --> 01:28:14,230 Where do you think he is, really? 1457 01:28:14,263 --> 01:28:16,098 -Heaven. 1458 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,935 -Yeah. 1459 01:28:22,972 --> 01:28:27,709 -♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 1460 01:28:27,742 --> 01:28:32,081 ♪ Like a night in the forest ♪ 1461 01:28:32,114 --> 01:28:33,916 ♪ Like the mountains in springtime ♪ 1462 01:28:33,949 --> 01:28:37,286 -There she is, Miss Marcy. 1463 01:28:37,319 --> 01:28:41,223 -♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪ 1464 01:28:41,257 --> 01:28:43,691 -What are you gonna share with us today, old friend? 1465 01:28:43,725 --> 01:28:47,897 Looks like someone's been working overtime. 1466 01:28:49,932 --> 01:28:52,234 -I got groceries. 1467 01:28:52,268 --> 01:28:54,336 You feel like grilling? 1468 01:28:54,370 --> 01:28:55,637 -I already put it on. 1469 01:28:55,670 --> 01:28:57,807 -♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 1470 01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:00,810 -How was school? -Oh, it was, um... 1471 01:29:00,843 --> 01:29:04,380 confusing and awful. 1472 01:29:04,413 --> 01:29:08,217 -I tried to warn you years ago. 1473 01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:10,752 Can I tell you something really, really important? 1474 01:29:10,786 --> 01:29:12,021 -Yeah. 1475 01:29:12,054 --> 01:29:13,856 -If I'm never going to leave here, 1476 01:29:13,889 --> 01:29:17,692 I think we should probably get cable. 1477 01:29:17,725 --> 01:29:19,829 -Well, you know, 1478 01:29:19,862 --> 01:29:23,032 a man who has the love of a good blackberry bush 1479 01:29:23,065 --> 01:29:25,334 shouldn't need cable. 1480 01:29:25,367 --> 01:29:26,869 -What about a VCR? 1481 01:29:26,902 --> 01:29:28,670 I think being able to watch a movie 1482 01:29:28,703 --> 01:29:32,007 while you're away could help make this our special place. 1483 01:29:32,041 --> 01:29:34,944 -Oh, it's already pretty great for me. 1484 01:29:34,977 --> 01:29:37,179 -♪ Come let me love you ♪ 1485 01:29:53,462 --> 01:29:55,630 -What do you think? 1486 01:29:57,466 --> 01:30:00,069 -Make the blue red. -Okay. 1487 01:30:00,102 --> 01:30:04,106 -And what if it was a little girl? 1488 01:30:05,774 --> 01:30:09,111 -I like it. 1489 01:30:09,145 --> 01:30:11,147 -Just promise me you won't become famous again. 1490 01:30:11,180 --> 01:30:13,681 Well, I'm not going to sign it Carl Nargle. 1491 01:30:13,715 --> 01:30:16,418 He died in a barn. 1492 01:30:16,452 --> 01:30:18,120 -Sign it "Barnsy." 1493 01:30:18,154 --> 01:30:19,687 -Re-Barnsy. 1494 01:30:19,721 --> 01:30:21,090 -Maybe "Barnsy." 1495 01:30:21,123 --> 01:30:22,690 -Maybe "Blanksy." -Blanksy? 1496 01:30:22,724 --> 01:30:24,293 -Blanksy. 1497 01:30:32,001 --> 01:30:33,435 -♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 1498 01:30:33,469 --> 01:30:34,770 ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 1499 01:30:34,803 --> 01:30:36,772 ♪ "Everything's okay" ♪ 1500 01:30:36,805 --> 01:30:41,944 ♪ Come on out beneath the shining sun ♪ 1501 01:30:41,977 --> 01:30:43,711 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 1502 01:30:43,745 --> 01:30:44,980 ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 1503 01:30:45,014 --> 01:30:46,982 ♪ "Everything's alright" ♪ 1504 01:30:47,016 --> 01:30:52,221 ♪ Sneak on out beneath the stars and run, yeah ♪ 1505 01:30:52,254 --> 01:30:55,991 ♪ Oh, yeah, yes ♪ 1506 01:30:56,025 --> 01:30:59,795 ♪ Oh, yes ♪ 1507 01:31:11,373 --> 01:31:14,243 ♪ It's king and queen and we must go down 'round ♪ 1508 01:31:14,276 --> 01:31:16,744 ♪ Behind the chandelier ♪ 1509 01:31:16,779 --> 01:31:19,114 ♪ Where I won't have to speak my mind ♪ 1510 01:31:19,148 --> 01:31:21,784 ♪ And you won't have to hear ♪ 1511 01:31:21,817 --> 01:31:24,053 ♪ Shreds of news and afterthoughts ♪ 1512 01:31:24,086 --> 01:31:26,922 ♪ And complicated scenes ♪ 1513 01:31:26,956 --> 01:31:29,191 ♪ We'll weather down behind the light ♪ 1514 01:31:29,225 --> 01:31:33,429 ♪ And fade like magazines ♪ 1515 01:31:33,462 --> 01:31:36,298 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 1516 01:32:22,177 --> 01:32:25,514 -♪ I don't believe in superstars ♪ 1517 01:32:25,547 --> 01:32:28,484 ♪ Organic food and foreign cars ♪ 1518 01:32:28,517 --> 01:32:31,420 ♪ I don't believe the price of gold ♪ 1519 01:32:31,453 --> 01:32:34,456 ♪ The certainty of growing old ♪ 1520 01:32:34,490 --> 01:32:37,593 ♪ That right is right and left is wrong ♪ 1521 01:32:37,626 --> 01:32:40,529 ♪ That north and south can't get along ♪ 1522 01:32:40,562 --> 01:32:43,899 ♪ That east is east and west is west ♪ 1523 01:32:43,932 --> 01:32:46,435 ♪ And being first is always best ♪ 1524 01:32:46,468 --> 01:32:52,041 ♪ But I believe in love ♪ 1525 01:32:52,074 --> 01:32:57,846 ♪ I believe in babies ♪ 1526 01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:02,851 ♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪ 1527 01:33:02,885 --> 01:33:06,355 ♪ And I believe in you ♪ 1528 01:33:10,559 --> 01:33:14,229 ♪ Well, I don't believe that heaven waits ♪ 1529 01:33:14,263 --> 01:33:17,299 ♪ For only those who congregate ♪ 1530 01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:20,302 ♪ I like to think of God as love ♪ 1531 01:33:20,336 --> 01:33:23,339 ♪ He's down below, he's up above ♪ 1532 01:33:23,372 --> 01:33:26,375 ♪ He's watching people everywhere ♪ 1533 01:33:26,408 --> 01:33:29,445 ♪ He knows who does and doesn't care ♪ 1534 01:33:29,478 --> 01:33:32,514 ♪ And I'm an ordinary man ♪ 1535 01:33:32,548 --> 01:33:35,484 ♪ Sometimes I wonder who I am ♪ 1536 01:33:35,517 --> 01:33:41,023 ♪ But I believe in love ♪ 1537 01:33:41,056 --> 01:33:47,162 ♪ I believe in music ♪ 1538 01:33:47,196 --> 01:33:51,967 ♪ I believe in magic ♪ 1539 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,304 ♪ And I believe in you ♪ 1540 01:34:00,309 --> 01:34:03,379 ♪ I know with all my certainty ♪ 1541 01:34:03,412 --> 01:34:06,348 ♪ What's going on with you and me ♪ 1542 01:34:06,382 --> 01:34:12,488 ♪ Is a good thing ♪ 1543 01:34:12,521 --> 01:34:16,625 ♪ It's true ♪ 1544 01:34:16,658 --> 01:34:21,563 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1545 01:34:25,234 --> 01:34:27,970 ♪ I don't believe virginity ♪ 1546 01:34:28,003 --> 01:34:31,206 ♪ Is as common as it used to be ♪ 1547 01:34:31,240 --> 01:34:34,309 ♪ In working days and sleeping nights ♪ 1548 01:34:34,343 --> 01:34:37,246 ♪ That black is black and white is white ♪ 1549 01:34:37,279 --> 01:34:40,149 ♪ That Superman and Robin Hood ♪ 1550 01:34:40,182 --> 01:34:43,218 ♪ Are still alive in Hollywood ♪ 1551 01:34:43,252 --> 01:34:46,288 ♪ That gasoline's in short supply ♪ 1552 01:34:46,321 --> 01:34:49,258 ♪ The rising cost of getting by ♪ 1553 01:34:49,291 --> 01:34:54,696 ♪ But I believe in love ♪ 1554 01:34:54,730 --> 01:35:00,736 ♪ I believe in old folks ♪ 1555 01:35:00,770 --> 01:35:05,441 ♪ I believe in children ♪ 1556 01:35:05,474 --> 01:35:13,315 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1557 01:35:13,348 --> 01:35:19,688 ♪ I believe in love ♪ 1558 01:35:19,721 --> 01:35:25,060 ♪ I believe in babies ♪ 1559 01:35:25,093 --> 01:35:30,165 ♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪ 1560 01:35:30,199 --> 01:35:36,004 ♪ And I believe in you ♪ 116083

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