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-It's hard not to feel a
little lost as we begin, but...
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...let's just
take it all in and...
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...see what we can find.
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Who knows?
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Maybe what can find us.
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No sooner than you say it.
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Well, it's Miss Marcy.
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Miss Marcy's a beautiful,
lush blackberry bush.
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we've come across a time
or two in our travels.
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What are you going to share
with us today, old friend?
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Juicy blackberry?
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Mmm.
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When's the last time
you heard someone say something
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that interesting?
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And maybe Miss Marcy dropssome more berries
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in the little brook.
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Maybe these berrieswill take route
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on the lake shore downstream
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and bring Miss Marcy childrenin the years to come.
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I don't even know
if that's how berries work,
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but it sure sounds nice.
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I bet Miss Marcy would lovea special someone
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to spruce the place up a bit.
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What should we call him?
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Arthur.
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Arthur the evergreen.
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I think mighty Mount Mansfield
would approve
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of a name like that,
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because there is nothing
like having the one
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you hold dearest nearest
when the world turns cold.
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That's the picture
we all want to paint.
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Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.
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-Cut.
And we're clear.
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-Same time tomorrow?
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-I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
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-Yeah.
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That's it.
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-This is"The World's Strongest Person."
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-Almost forgot
where I was for a second.
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-Almost.
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-Amazing.
No other word for it.
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Awesome and amazing.
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-Have we never met Arthur
before.
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-There's been a pond
named Arthur but never a tree.
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-Never a tree?
-Yeah.
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-Breaking new ground.
Mwah.
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-Oh, I forgot the milk.
-Okay.
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-Does anything hurt?
-No, I'm good.
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-Cramped or something?
-No.
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And snow this time of year?
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- Oh.
- Incredible.
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-I never know
where I'm going.
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You certainly got us there.
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-So much moisture in the wind.
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-Is it okay if I take Miss Marcy
and her friends to Vantastic?
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-I think
they would appreciate that.
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There you go.
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-They're so warm.
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-Sorry just going to move in
right here.
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-Tony.
-Here's coffee -- with milk.
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-Great.
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-Tony. Tony.
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-Katherine.
-Oh, done. Done.
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-And this is
"This Afternoon in Burlington."
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-Ready. We're live.
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-Welcome to
"This afternoon in Burlington."
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-And camera two.
-I'm your host...
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-And camera one.
-...Donald Moore.
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-Stay on one. Stay on one.
-It's hard to look away.
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-Yeah,
yet so many people do.
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Fox News is killing us.
Weather Channel.
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TV Guide Channel.
-Hey, T.
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-Yeah?
-Keep the faith.
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-The question is whether we want
the parade blocking access
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to local
cultural establishments.
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-Dr. Bradford Lenihan?
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-Curator of Burlington's
Museum of Art.
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-The Burlington Museum of Art.
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If you're a true artist
living above Pittsfield
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and below St. Albans,
that's where your paintings are.
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-Yeah.
-Well, I know one artist
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who's got the most popular
painting show in Vermont,
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and his name is Carl Nargle.
-Yeah.
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-Thanks.
It's just...frustrating.
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I feel like sometimes
being the total package
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makes it hard for people
to see the gift inside.
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-We --
-Mnh-mnh.
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-I -- I have an idea
that could change that.
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Come here.
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Our budget's been slashed,
and we need your help.
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-Put me to work,
and I will sign tote bags
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until my fingers turn
a rich Parisian blue.
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-Tote bags only take us so far.
We need rating ratings.
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Ratings only Carl Nargle
can deliver.
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So we're going to put you on
two hours a day,
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back to back,
one painting each hour.
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-So people would have
a chance
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to see twice as much
of my artwork.
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-It's, uh, Katherine's idea.
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-Katherine's idea?
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-Well,
she wants to make sure
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that, uh, the station
is in good shape...
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-So do I.
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-...so she can leave.
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-Of course,
as a real artist,
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If I start cranking out
255 more paintings a year,
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people could think, you know,
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that each painting
isn't precious to me, and...
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And I can't take that risk.
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-We'll make do.
-Sure.
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But just let me know if there's
anything I can do to help.
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I'll see you later.
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-♪ Don't you tell me
n-n-n-no lies woman ♪
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♪ 'Cause all you know
I've told ♪
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♪ You better leave
that midnight sneaking ♪
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♪ To the one
who worked it out ♪
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♪ I don't wanna hear
no back-talk speaking ♪
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♪ Go on and shut yer mouth ♪
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-Vantastic!
-Vantastic!
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-Hi, Vantastic!
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-♪ So don't try to lay
no boogie woogie ♪
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♪ On the king
of rock 'n' roll ♪
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♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪
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-This could be
in the Burlington Museum.
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-No.
-It's that good, Carl, yes.
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-You get one shot at
the Burlington Museum of Art.
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-Well, any building
or person
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would be just so lucky
to have you.
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-I feel like I'd be lucky
to have you.
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-Are you asking me
to be your canvas?
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-I'm asking you to go
a special place with me --
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I'm back in my van.
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Come on.
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Careful.
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Uh...
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-Is this a sofa bed?
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-Custom made.
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-Wow. They're just the best.
-Ah.
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-Easy access.
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A one, two, pop,
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and, voilà, a bed.
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-I think some force of nature
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actually wants us
to make love right here maybe.
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-Is this Portuguese flannel?
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Brushed three times
for added loft.
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-Must be, 'cause
it sure is making me hot.
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Like a Hot Pocket.
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-♪ Come let me love you ♪
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♪ Come love me again ♪
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♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪
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-You inspire me to greatness.
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-Hi. Pardon me?
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-You inspire me to greatness!
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-Put the brush in God's hand.
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-I've been going to a special
place with you since I was 9!
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-Thanks for coming with me.
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-Oh, Lord.
Go, go, go, go, go.
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- This is a really long light.
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-I'm going to Walmart.
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I said,
"I'm going to Walmart."
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-Go now.
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-Hey, number 12's here.
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-♪ Ooh ♪
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-How you doing, Syd?
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-Somebody's got a date.
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-I do, and I am excited.
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-Does she live in an A-frame
hidden away in the mountains?
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Katherine? No.
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Although, she is looking
to leave PBS Burlington...
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-Mm.
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-...which I'm fine with.
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-You're driving a van with no
rearview mirrors and no bricks.
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-Sounds dangerous,
and I like it.
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Always moving forward,
just onto the next.
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-I wouldn't be sitting here
today if I lived any other way.
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-Yeah,
you got the best damn seat
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in the best barber shop
in town.
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We should all be so lucky.
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Every forest needs
a tallest tree,
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and I think we found ours
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with probably the most
impressive shaft of lumber
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that Mount Mansfieldhas ever seen.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Mm.
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-Thank you for going to
a special place with me,
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Carl Nargle.
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-Cut it.
-That tree is probably too tall.
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Brace yourself. You are going to
get some calls about that.
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-Sure. Let me just slide you
over here a little bit.
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-And it started off
as a winged elm...
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-Uh-huh.
-...and then it just became
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a white oak.
-Yeah, Wendy get the painting.
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-It's so big.
-Should I put it --
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Put it in the van like you have
the other 6,000 times, yeah.
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Uh, Ambrosia?
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-You gave me another 30 minutes,
and it would've been a sequoia.
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- Oh, my goodness.
- Or a redwood.
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- Yeah.
- Mr. Nargle.
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-Yeah, right over here.
-Um, hi.
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-Oh, hi.
-Hi.
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-Sorry.
-Wow.
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It -- It is an honor to --
to meet you, sir.
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-Thank you.
-You know, when I was a kid,
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my -- my parents
used your show
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to teach me
that anything is possible...
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-Did they? Oh.
-...as long as you put
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your brushes to it, right?
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-And now here I am.
-Who -- Who is this?
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-It's, uh, Ambrosia.
Isn't she great?
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She's absolutely fantastic.
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In three, two, one.
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Yeah.
- Okay.
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-Wait, what's going on?
-No, no, no, no.
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-What's happening?
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-Nothing that
you have to worry about.
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You're Carl Nargle.
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You don't even
have to look behind you,
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and I mean that literally
and figuratively.
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Let's -- Let's --
Let's go talk.
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-This is"Paint with Ambrosia."
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-A blank canvas.
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That's how we all begin.
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Is it intimidating,
or is it an opportunity
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to create something that
the world has never seen before?
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If I'm being honest,
it's a little of both.
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But I, for one,
am thrilled to be joining you
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on this journey
of self-discovery.
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So let's paint.
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A rock.Let's paint a rock.
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When I think of rocks,
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I like to think aboutwhat's inside first,
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because that'swhat really matters.
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-Uh, w-- I --
I have no doubt
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that, uh,
a little friendly competition
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will bring out
the best in you, Carl.
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Obviously,
there's no competition
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between you and Ambrosia.
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What I'm trying to say
is, uh,
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the young bull is happy
to learn
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from the old bull,
though, inevitably,
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the young bull will kill
the old bull.
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More power to Ambrosia
if she can pull it...off.
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That came out wrong.
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-I'm sorry
if I'm interrupting.
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Uh, Alexandra Moore from
the Burlington Bonnet.
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Are you ready
for the interview?
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-Interview?
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-The Bonnet series
on Vermont state treasures.
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You're number four,
tied with snow.
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I left a message for you
on your cellphone.
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-I still haven't gotten
the hang of using
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the answering machine
inside of it.
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Sorry. Used to be you had
a person take a message for you.
253
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-Mm-hmm.
-Uh, well, is now a-a good time
254
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to take me to a special place
where we can talk?
255
00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:48,865
-Carl's van.
I-I'm sure he's flattered,
256
00:13:48,898 --> 00:13:50,732
but he's also
in a relationship.
257
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:53,402
-I-I-I was speaking
metaphorically. I --
258
00:13:53,435 --> 00:13:55,470
-If you mean the back
of Carl's van, take a number.
259
00:13:55,504 --> 00:14:00,108
-Uh...o-or we -- we could go
to your office, Carl.
260
00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:03,278
-Wow. Just running through
stop signs. Incredible.
261
00:14:03,312 --> 00:14:06,315
-Are you guys okay with me
quoting you on this?
262
00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:08,183
-Yeah, anything
to help the station.
263
00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:09,484
-As you may have gathered...
264
00:14:09,518 --> 00:14:11,386
-My office
is right over here, so...
265
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,722
-...I am a bitof a risk-taker,
266
00:14:13,756 --> 00:14:16,558
and I have never painteda stump,
267
00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:19,227
so I'm going to do thatfor my second painting.
268
00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:22,464
-Two paintings in one hour?
269
00:14:22,497 --> 00:14:24,867
Not that that's a big deal.
270
00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:26,635
-Why is that such a big deal?
271
00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:29,204
-Nobody paints
two paintings in an hour.
272
00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:31,841
-It takes paint
to a whole new place,
273
00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:34,576
and it's been
a lot of places.
274
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:37,780
-Could be our "Dancing with
the Stars," "Shark Tank" block.
275
00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:39,181
-Oh, I love
"Dancing with the Stars."
276
00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:42,150
It's my favorite show.
277
00:14:50,225 --> 00:14:52,394
-It's been wonderful
talking to you.
278
00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:54,296
Good night, everyone.
279
00:14:56,899 --> 00:14:59,668
-Ouf.
I've never seen him that mad.
280
00:14:59,701 --> 00:15:01,370
-Tonight's supposed to be
our night.
281
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:03,773
What am I supposed to do?
-I'm headed to Price Chopper
282
00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:06,308
to hang out in the beer aisle
if you want to join.
283
00:15:06,341 --> 00:15:09,277
She just picked up a case of the
lonelies, make 'em less lonely.
284
00:15:09,311 --> 00:15:13,482
If you do it right, you don't
even have to leave the store.
285
00:15:13,515 --> 00:15:15,584
-Every stump has roots,right,
286
00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:19,187
evidence where it started.
287
00:15:19,221 --> 00:15:20,957
-Is that a second painting?
288
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,926
-It's a stump.
289
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,360
-Incredible.
290
00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:41,410
-♪ Lay no boogie woogieon the king -- ♪
291
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:58,393
-"Dancing with the Stars"
is my favorite
292
00:15:58,427 --> 00:16:00,595
celebrity dance show!
293
00:16:06,769 --> 00:16:09,638
You're entitledto your favorite TV show.
294
00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:11,673
That's what makesthis country great.
295
00:16:11,707 --> 00:16:17,279
-But my favorite show
is "Paint with Carl Nargle."
296
00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:25,587
-Get in.
297
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,689
-Paint is a lot like life.
298
00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:29,357
You got to move onfrom mistakes
299
00:16:29,391 --> 00:16:31,560
if you're going to be happy,which is why
300
00:16:31,593 --> 00:16:33,662
I am going to add brown.
301
00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:37,365
I guess Jenna's going to get
her picture tonight, huh?
302
00:16:37,399 --> 00:16:40,569
-Hm. Did I ever tell you
about the time I got mine?
303
00:16:40,602 --> 00:16:41,838
-Oh, God, please don't.
304
00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:44,907
I mean, you have.
Many times. Too many.
305
00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:48,310
-It's all a blur, but I remember
it like it was yesterday.
306
00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:51,013
-I know.
Just maybe don't this time.
307
00:16:51,047 --> 00:16:53,482
-This one time.
308
00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:55,017
-He'd finished
all of his chowder
309
00:16:55,051 --> 00:16:56,518
and most of his bread bowl,
310
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,321
and then he turned to me
and he said,
311
00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:01,389
-You want to touch
my sandals?
312
00:17:01,423 --> 00:17:02,859
-♪ Do it ♪
313
00:17:02,892 --> 00:17:04,359
-And I said...
314
00:17:04,392 --> 00:17:06,628
More than
I've ever wanted anything.
315
00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:13,069
-♪ Do it ♪
316
00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:15,637
-His socks didn't stay on
for long, either.
317
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:22,577
Oh, even under the sheet,
I could tell it was impressive.
318
00:17:22,611 --> 00:17:24,981
-♪ Do the Hustle ♪
319
00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:27,884
-And then he mounted it
on my living room wall
320
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:29,684
for everyone to see.
321
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:33,856
-What do you think?
322
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:35,724
-Oh, Carl.
323
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:38,961
A one-of-a-kind picture
just for me.
324
00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:43,465
-But why are the UFOand the stump covered in blood?
325
00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:45,734
Because that's art.
326
00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:48,771
-This is not the kind of thing
people paint on PBS.
327
00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:51,774
-Until we paint again,I'm Ambrosia.
328
00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:56,946
-That's a lot of blood
for a UFO.
329
00:17:56,979 --> 00:17:59,015
-And a stump.
330
00:17:59,048 --> 00:18:01,083
How do I know when it's done?
331
00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:05,687
-Holy moly.
332
00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:08,925
-And...cut.
333
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,659
We're clear.
334
00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:13,763
-And...cut.
335
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:15,064
We're clear.
336
00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:16,398
That a UFO?
337
00:18:16,431 --> 00:18:17,666
You know,
half the people watching
338
00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:19,001
are going to think it's --
it's real.
339
00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:22,038
-Ratings are in.
-What, for Ambrosia?
340
00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:24,874
-H-- No, last week.
-Oh.
341
00:18:24,907 --> 00:18:27,810
-You know, I was just trying
to kind of paint the opposite
342
00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:29,111
of what Carl does...
-Mm-hmm.
343
00:18:29,145 --> 00:18:32,014
-...and that ended up being
a UFO
344
00:18:32,048 --> 00:18:34,616
covered in blood.
-Oh, dear goodness.
345
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:39,989
-You're Katherine.
-Uh...
346
00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:43,025
-Whoa, okay,
so Carl said
347
00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:45,127
that you were
his reason for painting,
348
00:18:45,161 --> 00:18:47,629
living, and loving.
349
00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:50,032
Burlington Bonnet,
August 15, 1993.
350
00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:53,069
-Wow, that was, yeah,
so long ago.
351
00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:56,973
I practically forgot about that.
-Did you say
352
00:18:57,006 --> 00:18:59,041
"UFO covered in blood"?
-Yeah.
353
00:18:59,075 --> 00:19:03,846
-So our viewers call the station
a lot when they're upset.
354
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,816
-No more blood. No more UFOs.
-Got it. Got it.
355
00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:08,784
-Understood?
-Yes.
356
00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:11,921
-Geez. Ratings.
357
00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:14,991
-Well, you keep
shaking things up like this,
358
00:19:15,024 --> 00:19:19,028
it'll be your profile
in the Burlington Bonnet.
359
00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:22,131
Have you ever heard
of Cheesepot Depot?
360
00:19:22,164 --> 00:19:24,066
-Here, I'm going to load
you up a good one.
361
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,801
Here we go.
362
00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:31,073
-Um, I, uh...
363
00:19:31,107 --> 00:19:35,744
I've been vegan
since I was 7.
364
00:19:35,778 --> 00:19:38,848
-Really?
365
00:19:38,881 --> 00:19:42,184
-Shouldn't be a crime in having
another relish tray, I guess.
366
00:19:45,587 --> 00:19:48,556
-Not tonight.
367
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:50,893
-I want to taste the cheese.
368
00:20:02,737 --> 00:20:06,142
Mmm, and the meat under it --
so much.
369
00:20:06,175 --> 00:20:08,778
Veal. Or was it lamb?
370
00:20:08,811 --> 00:20:11,613
-No, no, the gray one
was definitely the veal.
371
00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:12,882
Are you okay?
372
00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:14,050
-Yeah.
-You want something
373
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,785
to wash it down with?
-Hurry.
374
00:20:15,818 --> 00:20:18,788
-Here.
Here, have some cheddar.
375
00:20:18,821 --> 00:20:20,089
-How is everything?
376
00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:21,757
-It's good.
Good, thank you.
377
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:25,161
-It's great, thank you.
378
00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:31,533
-I was thinking about
trying to do my own art,
379
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,601
maybe pottery.
380
00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:41,177
-Yeah, but so good
at the copier
381
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,712
and the faxing
all the...
382
00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:46,048
Well, how many pages
can you fax at once?
383
00:20:46,082 --> 00:20:48,750
-24.
-24?
384
00:20:50,786 --> 00:20:53,990
-I don't even know where
the cover sheets are.
385
00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:57,559
-Well, I could show you.
386
00:20:58,794 --> 00:21:00,029
-I-I guess
what I'm trying to say
387
00:21:00,062 --> 00:21:01,998
is the station's been
so good to me,
388
00:21:02,031 --> 00:21:03,833
and it can do the same
for you.
389
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:10,773
I think sometimes it's just
being grateful for what we have.
390
00:21:10,806 --> 00:21:13,175
-Without getting stuck
in something
391
00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:16,012
that's not working,
right?
392
00:21:16,045 --> 00:21:18,247
Like --
Like how you dated Katherine
393
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,882
and how you don't think
about her.
394
00:21:19,915 --> 00:21:21,851
-Yeah.
Was that Katherine?
395
00:21:21,884 --> 00:21:23,986
I don't even --
it's funny how my eye
396
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,587
doesn't even go to her.
397
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,823
-Since the day
that Wendy was hired, right?
398
00:21:27,857 --> 00:21:30,159
That's when things ended
with Katherine?
399
00:21:30,192 --> 00:21:31,894
-Yeah.
400
00:21:31,927 --> 00:21:36,866
What started as an innocent
sunset shoulder massage
401
00:21:36,899 --> 00:21:41,137
in the back of a van
at the water's edge
402
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:46,075
turned into a picture
I never expected to paint.
403
00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:00,688
-I have some oils in my purse.
404
00:22:00,722 --> 00:22:02,158
Shut the curtains.
405
00:22:05,627 --> 00:22:08,230
-♪ Yeah, they call me ♪
406
00:22:08,264 --> 00:22:10,800
♪ Hot and nasty ♪
407
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:13,235
♪ Yeah, they call me ♪
408
00:22:13,269 --> 00:22:14,602
♪ Unh ♪
409
00:22:16,772 --> 00:22:20,642
-It's a good thing Katherine
cheated on you first.
410
00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:21,844
-Yeah.
-So you don't have
411
00:22:21,877 --> 00:22:23,611
to feel guilty.
-Yes.
412
00:22:23,645 --> 00:22:27,016
A real man never looks back.
413
00:22:27,049 --> 00:22:28,284
I don't.
414
00:22:30,986 --> 00:22:33,923
-Thank you.
Thanks so much.
415
00:22:35,091 --> 00:22:39,795
D--
Do you want some advice?
416
00:22:39,829 --> 00:22:41,964
-Always.
417
00:22:41,997 --> 00:22:43,866
-Paint from your heart.
418
00:22:43,899 --> 00:22:45,401
Live from your heart.
419
00:22:45,434 --> 00:22:47,837
-Yeah.
-Etch A Sketch a dinosaur.
420
00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:52,074
Have it attack Atlantis
if that's who you are.
421
00:22:52,108 --> 00:22:55,845
-That is exactly who I am,
actually so that's great.
422
00:22:55,878 --> 00:22:58,047
- Yeah.
423
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,952
You know, and don't --
don't let fame
424
00:23:02,985 --> 00:23:08,090
bring out the worst in you
or -- or anyone around you.
425
00:23:11,227 --> 00:23:13,429
-Deal.
426
00:23:13,462 --> 00:23:16,398
You can help me
with that.
427
00:23:16,432 --> 00:23:19,969
-Oh, I -- I, um...
428
00:23:20,002 --> 00:23:22,972
I've been offered a job
at PBS Albany.
429
00:23:23,005 --> 00:23:24,672
It's the same thing
I'm doing now.
430
00:23:24,706 --> 00:23:27,709
It's -- I'm just
the assistant to the GM.
431
00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:30,179
-Katherine...
432
00:23:30,212 --> 00:23:33,949
you run PBS Burlington
without the GM title,
433
00:23:33,983 --> 00:23:39,221
which means you should run
PBS Albany with the title.
434
00:23:43,425 --> 00:23:46,028
-You ready?
-Let's go.
435
00:23:47,863 --> 00:23:49,798
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
436
00:23:54,103 --> 00:23:58,908
-I hope you like this painting
of Mount Mansfield
437
00:23:58,941 --> 00:24:04,013
on a cold February
late afternoon.
438
00:24:07,816 --> 00:24:10,186
Does this mean
I'm your muse?
439
00:24:10,219 --> 00:24:12,054
I've always wanted to be
one of those.
440
00:24:13,322 --> 00:24:16,158
-Do you want to see
what's on TV?
441
00:24:16,192 --> 00:24:20,229
-I actually, um, think
there might be another
442
00:24:20,262 --> 00:24:24,732
teal-and-desert-sand-colored TV
at the top
443
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:28,437
of these
golden-rod-number-five stairs.
444
00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:31,507
-You sure know
your stair colors.
445
00:24:45,554 --> 00:24:51,493
Let's slowly
brush back his locks.
446
00:24:53,095 --> 00:24:57,967
And lightly caress
the base of this neck.
447
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,803
-I'm having a hard time
finding the TV.
448
00:25:00,836 --> 00:25:02,938
-Oh, um, I forgot.
449
00:25:02,972 --> 00:25:07,343
I -- I moved it into the other
room when I got a bigger bed.
450
00:25:07,376 --> 00:25:08,911
-Oh.
451
00:25:10,446 --> 00:25:17,186
-Slide over to his clavicle.
452
00:25:17,219 --> 00:25:18,854
Maybe the kisses
are even gentler here.
453
00:25:18,887 --> 00:25:21,056
-Speaking of TVs,
I don't know if you heard this,
454
00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:25,828
but they are showing "Paint"
on Channel 9 in Rutland.
455
00:25:27,596 --> 00:25:29,465
-Do you know what that is?
456
00:25:29,498 --> 00:25:32,201
-I don't get down to Rutland
as much as I'd like.
457
00:25:32,234 --> 00:25:35,070
-Soft blowing
in your ear canal.
458
00:25:35,104 --> 00:25:36,472
-There's not a highway
down there.
459
00:25:36,505 --> 00:25:38,974
-Deeper than expected.
460
00:25:39,008 --> 00:25:41,410
Let's find out if the curtains
match the drapes.
461
00:25:41,443 --> 00:25:43,345
Need better gas manage.
462
00:25:43,379 --> 00:25:45,180
-Are you okay?
463
00:25:45,214 --> 00:25:47,182
-I think I'm going to throw up.
464
00:25:47,216 --> 00:25:49,251
-Okay,
maybe the highway system
465
00:25:49,285 --> 00:25:50,853
isn't the only thing
moving too fast.
466
00:25:50,886 --> 00:25:55,124
-I mean, from the --
from the meat.
467
00:25:55,157 --> 00:25:59,228
I can't stop thinking about
how I have a cow inside me.
468
00:25:59,261 --> 00:26:01,964
-You mean the veal?
469
00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:10,139
I just want you to know
470
00:26:10,172 --> 00:26:14,043
that I can't imagine tonight
being any better.
471
00:26:16,445 --> 00:26:18,280
Can you?
472
00:26:18,314 --> 00:26:20,049
-Same.
473
00:26:22,284 --> 00:26:24,420
Is this Portuguese flannel?
474
00:26:24,453 --> 00:26:27,456
-I don't know.
I got it at the store.
475
00:26:27,489 --> 00:26:29,224
I'm just going to brush
my teeth super fast,
476
00:26:29,258 --> 00:26:30,559
and I'll be right out.
477
00:26:30,592 --> 00:26:35,230
- W-Well, t-take your time.
- Oh, no.
478
00:26:35,264 --> 00:26:38,067
-Overlooking Mount Mansfieldseems impossible
479
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,102
because it'sthe biggest thing in Vermont,
480
00:26:40,135 --> 00:26:42,071
but some people do,
481
00:26:42,104 --> 00:26:45,140
and they fall in love
with Camel's Hump,
482
00:26:45,174 --> 00:26:49,278
which is barely in
the top-four tallest mountains.
483
00:26:49,311 --> 00:26:53,315
Given the choice, I guess
I'd rather be Mount Mansfield.
484
00:26:53,349 --> 00:26:57,319
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.
485
00:26:57,353 --> 00:27:00,255
-And we're clear.
Ambrosia.
486
00:27:00,289 --> 00:27:01,357
-Right?
-Okay.
487
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:03,058
-Right over here.
Here we go.
488
00:27:03,092 --> 00:27:05,427
-Careful.
489
00:27:05,461 --> 00:27:07,930
Tony, did you hear what I said
about Camel's Hump?
490
00:27:07,963 --> 00:27:09,198
-Yeah, really moving.
491
00:27:09,231 --> 00:27:11,066
-It's another great one,
Mr. Nargle.
492
00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,202
It's amazing
how you keep doing it.
493
00:27:13,235 --> 00:27:14,236
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
494
00:27:14,269 --> 00:27:15,637
-I thought that was great.
495
00:27:15,671 --> 00:27:17,606
I could take your pipe
for you.
496
00:27:19,608 --> 00:27:22,678
- Good luck.
497
00:27:27,549 --> 00:27:30,919
-And in three, two...
498
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:33,255
-Hi, friends, and welcome to"Paint with Ambrosia."
499
00:27:33,288 --> 00:27:35,357
Today's paintingis inspired by
500
00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:39,061
the heart of this station,
Katherine,
501
00:27:39,094 --> 00:27:41,296
and as a way of saying
thank you,
502
00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:43,565
I'm going to paint her
a bullet train,
503
00:27:43,599 --> 00:27:48,437
because once a bullet train
gets started, it's hard to stop.
504
00:27:57,012 --> 00:27:58,680
-Are you --
Are you yelling at me?
505
00:27:58,714 --> 00:28:02,117
-Yes. When I finished
my painting show yesterday,
506
00:28:02,151 --> 00:28:04,219
I wanted pretzels.
No one brought me any, Tony.
507
00:28:04,253 --> 00:28:06,555
-Carl, I know it's a period
of adjustment with --
508
00:28:06,588 --> 00:28:09,391
with Ambrosia here, but let me
tell you what's happening.
509
00:28:09,425 --> 00:28:12,728
-What's happening is people need
to start doing their jobs,
510
00:28:12,762 --> 00:28:14,163
which isn't going to happen
511
00:28:14,196 --> 00:28:15,731
if Katherine
and the rest of the staff
512
00:28:15,765 --> 00:28:18,267
are watching one too many
painting shows in a row
513
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:21,236
instead of doing whatever it
is they're supposed to be doing.
514
00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:23,105
-I'm going to keep them
to an hour break, okay, but
515
00:28:23,138 --> 00:28:25,140
that's good energy here, Carl.
-Thank you. I know.
516
00:28:25,174 --> 00:28:26,742
-I don't want to lose it.
-I don't, either.
517
00:28:26,776 --> 00:28:30,679
-These are exciting times here
at the new PBS Burlington.
518
00:28:30,712 --> 00:28:34,416
-Are these the new tote bags?
-Huh.
519
00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:37,719
Yeah. It's only
because yours weren't selling.
520
00:28:37,754 --> 00:28:40,757
Let me rephrase that.
It's only because
521
00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:44,626
yours...weren't...selling.
522
00:28:46,528 --> 00:28:48,497
-I have something for you.
523
00:28:50,299 --> 00:28:54,102
-♪ Everybody, shake it ♪
524
00:28:54,136 --> 00:28:56,205
- Hm.
525
00:28:56,238 --> 00:28:58,574
-♪ Time to be free ♪
526
00:28:58,607 --> 00:29:01,243
This dinosaur
attacking Atlantis?
527
00:29:01,276 --> 00:29:03,645
Yeah.
528
00:29:03,679 --> 00:29:05,581
-I'm, uh --
I'm having a hard time
529
00:29:05,614 --> 00:29:07,683
not making a lot of things
for you these days.
530
00:29:07,716 --> 00:29:11,286
-Well, everybody's going to be
very jealous, you see.
531
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,022
-Then I will paint them all
pictures, but just --
532
00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:16,492
-Not as awesome as this?
533
00:29:19,127 --> 00:29:21,697
-♪ But your mama lied to you ♪
534
00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:27,202
-Albany has a ton to offer.
535
00:29:27,236 --> 00:29:31,808
I-90 and I-87 go right through
the middle of it.
536
00:29:34,243 --> 00:29:38,413
The New York Capital Region
could use a painting show,
537
00:29:38,447 --> 00:29:40,682
I-I would imagine.
538
00:29:40,716 --> 00:29:46,756
-♪ And share your freak
with the rest of us ♪
539
00:29:46,789 --> 00:29:49,124
♪ A beautiful thing ♪
540
00:29:49,157 --> 00:29:50,359
-Okay.
541
00:29:52,194 --> 00:29:53,830
Okay.
-Okay.
542
00:29:55,531 --> 00:29:58,667
-Okay, um...
-Okay.
543
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,536
-I-I-I have to warn you
that I've never done
544
00:30:00,569 --> 00:30:03,338
what we're about to do,
I think, so...
545
00:30:03,372 --> 00:30:08,310
-Okay,
what is it we're about to do?
546
00:30:08,343 --> 00:30:11,213
-I've never had sex
with a woman, okay?
547
00:30:11,246 --> 00:30:16,853
- Katherine?
548
00:30:16,886 --> 00:30:19,321
Oh, Hey.
549
00:30:19,354 --> 00:30:21,523
Katherine, this is my mom
and my dad.
550
00:30:21,557 --> 00:30:23,325
-We actually know each other.
551
00:30:23,358 --> 00:30:26,194
I-It's Mandy.
Mandy Long.
552
00:30:26,228 --> 00:30:27,496
We went to high school together.
553
00:30:27,529 --> 00:30:29,364
You were senior
when I was a freshman.
554
00:30:29,398 --> 00:30:31,801
-Wow.
-Oh, hey.
555
00:30:31,834 --> 00:30:33,368
It's a small world.
556
00:30:33,402 --> 00:30:36,104
-Hey, Mom, could you
bring us up Totino's?
557
00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:38,775
-Uh, pepperoni or plain?
-Hmm.
558
00:30:38,808 --> 00:30:40,475
Up to you.
559
00:30:42,377 --> 00:30:45,614
-Um...pepperoni.
560
00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:47,516
Pepperoni it is.
561
00:30:47,549 --> 00:30:51,420
-No matter which way
the wind's blowing,
562
00:30:51,453 --> 00:30:52,822
there he is.
563
00:30:52,855 --> 00:30:55,457
I hope everyone can appreciate
its strength.
564
00:30:55,490 --> 00:30:57,359
Mount Mansfield.
565
00:30:57,392 --> 00:31:00,729
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.
566
00:31:00,763 --> 00:31:02,664
-And...cut. We're clear.
567
00:31:02,698 --> 00:31:06,635
-So that was the last time
that I ever bought a pantsuit.
568
00:31:10,505 --> 00:31:11,740
Thanks.
569
00:31:11,774 --> 00:31:16,144
Alright, Mr. Nargle,
it's another gem.
570
00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:17,914
-Thank you.
-Good job, buddy.
571
00:31:17,947 --> 00:31:21,416
-And three, two --
-Tony.
572
00:31:21,450 --> 00:31:25,354
-Carl, Carl, could you
get your painting?
573
00:31:31,828 --> 00:31:34,463
-I'm on my break.
-Carl.
574
00:31:36,732 --> 00:31:38,400
Carl.
575
00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:42,504
-Hi, friends, and welcome to
"Paint with Ambrosia."
576
00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:44,239
-Come on, come on.
-Staff meeting tomorrow --
577
00:31:44,272 --> 00:31:45,507
8:00 A.M.
-Staff -- what's it about?
578
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:47,209
What...?
579
00:31:49,979 --> 00:31:51,480
-I got each of you presents,
580
00:31:51,513 --> 00:31:53,816
and it's just a little something
just to say
581
00:31:53,850 --> 00:31:57,219
how much I appreciate
everything that you do
582
00:31:57,252 --> 00:31:59,287
for "Paint with Carl Nargle."
583
00:31:59,321 --> 00:32:01,958
-I'm just your type?
584
00:32:01,991 --> 00:32:04,393
So I'm nothing more to you
than typing?
585
00:32:04,426 --> 00:32:06,461
-It's from T.J. Maxx.
586
00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:11,633
-Carl, do you remember
how you left me?
587
00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:14,403
-This is Painterlooking for Tater Hots.
588
00:32:14,436 --> 00:32:16,738
Come back, Tater Hots.Over.
589
00:32:19,374 --> 00:32:21,778
This is Tater Hots.
What's your 20, painter?
590
00:32:21,811 --> 00:32:24,881
You coming over?
Over.
591
00:32:24,914 --> 00:32:27,984
-No, Tater Hots.
592
00:32:28,017 --> 00:32:30,686
It's over. Over.
593
00:32:30,719 --> 00:32:35,624
What do you mean,
it's over over? Over.
594
00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:39,428
-Hoping we can stay
good buddies, good buddy.
595
00:32:39,461 --> 00:32:41,229
Over.
596
00:32:41,263 --> 00:32:42,865
And out.
597
00:32:56,712 --> 00:33:00,315
-Then it was on to Beverly,
who you dumped for Jenna.
598
00:33:00,348 --> 00:33:03,019
-Sorry.
-Water over the bridge.
599
00:33:03,052 --> 00:33:04,386
-You know,
one time you said
600
00:33:04,419 --> 00:33:06,321
that I looked sexy
in my tracksuit,
601
00:33:06,354 --> 00:33:10,392
so I've been wearing
Juicy Couture ever since.
602
00:33:10,425 --> 00:33:11,928
I wear this to church,
603
00:33:11,961 --> 00:33:15,898
and there are kids there
who think that this is my name,
604
00:33:15,932 --> 00:33:19,035
Good, Christian children
who say,
605
00:33:19,068 --> 00:33:21,436
"We're praying for you,
Juicy."
606
00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:23,773
I want to go to a special place
with you, Carl Nargle,
607
00:33:23,806 --> 00:33:27,777
as long as that special place is
hell, and I can watch you burn.
608
00:33:32,748 --> 00:33:35,852
Can I say something?
609
00:33:35,885 --> 00:33:38,687
If you don't like
the coffee mugs, then, I mean,
610
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:43,592
I have these Green Mountain
Coffee discount coupons,
611
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:44,861
and --
-Son of a bitch.
612
00:33:44,894 --> 00:33:47,864
-I also got you guys a gift.
613
00:33:47,897 --> 00:33:51,768
I, uh, realized that I had only
made something for Katherine,
614
00:33:51,801 --> 00:33:54,771
and I wanted to make sure
that you all felt seen
615
00:33:54,804 --> 00:33:56,304
and appreciated.
616
00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:58,740
So I made you all paintings.
617
00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:01,811
They're on the stage.
-Score.
618
00:34:01,844 --> 00:34:03,079
- Yeah.
619
00:34:03,112 --> 00:34:05,547
-I'm returning this
for store credit.
620
00:34:10,585 --> 00:34:13,355
-I like when art
makes people happy.
621
00:34:15,858 --> 00:34:18,961
- I'm not trying to make
anybody feel bad.
622
00:34:32,074 --> 00:34:35,778
I know you want
to get a painting.
623
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,646
-No, I don't.
624
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,648
-Go on. It's okay.
625
00:34:39,681 --> 00:34:40,950
Go ahead.
626
00:34:40,983 --> 00:34:42,684
-Thank you.
627
00:35:11,914 --> 00:35:13,950
-Oh, good,
I was just about to, uh,
628
00:35:13,983 --> 00:35:15,684
do the crossword puzzle.
-Hold on.
629
00:35:15,717 --> 00:35:22,992
"New Artist Gives PBS
Burlington Much Needed Boost."
630
00:35:23,025 --> 00:35:24,693
-I read it.
631
00:35:24,726 --> 00:35:27,429
-"Vermonters, what if I told you
there was a new artist
632
00:35:27,462 --> 00:35:31,433
who can paint circles
around Carl Nargle?
633
00:35:31,466 --> 00:35:32,802
Would that make
you want to watch?
634
00:35:32,835 --> 00:35:34,636
Well, one thing's for sure.
635
00:35:34,669 --> 00:35:36,738
People are watching
PBS Burlington
636
00:35:36,772 --> 00:35:40,776
like never before
for one reason and one name
637
00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:44,080
Am-- Ambrosia."
638
00:35:45,114 --> 00:35:47,482
-Yeah.
639
00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:50,186
-"After years of watching
Carl Nargle's paint dry,
640
00:35:50,219 --> 00:35:54,522
the Green Mountains are alive
with the sound of creativity."
641
00:35:54,556 --> 00:35:59,829
-You know, uh, how about
don't...read it...maybe?
642
00:36:01,696 --> 00:36:07,937
-"Carl is one dimensional,
antiquated, very sexiest..."
643
00:36:10,039 --> 00:36:12,507
"Very sexist."
644
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,977
I think I get the idea.
645
00:36:15,011 --> 00:36:17,914
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
646
00:36:17,947 --> 00:36:21,549
I think you know me well enough
to know I don't care
647
00:36:21,583 --> 00:36:25,955
what people say about me
or what they write.
648
00:36:37,266 --> 00:36:40,036
♪ Well, now me and Homer Jones
and Big John Talley ♪
649
00:36:40,069 --> 00:36:42,972
♪ Had a big crap game
goin' back in the alley ♪
650
00:36:43,005 --> 00:36:45,007
♪ And I kept rollin'
them sevens ♪
651
00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,575
♪ And winnin' all them pots ♪
652
00:36:47,609 --> 00:36:49,611
♪ My luck was so good,
I could do no wrong ♪
653
00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:52,148
♪ I just kept on rollin'
and controllin' them bones ♪
654
00:36:56,919 --> 00:36:59,188
♪ When you're hot, you're hot ♪
655
00:36:59,221 --> 00:37:01,090
♪ And when you're not,
you're not ♪
656
00:37:01,123 --> 00:37:03,658
♪ Put all the money in,
and let's roll 'em again ♪
657
00:37:06,695 --> 00:37:09,664
♪ I turned around,
and there was a big, old cop ♪
658
00:37:09,698 --> 00:37:11,968
♪ He said, "Hello, boys,"
then he gave us a grin, ♪
659
00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:14,569
♪ Said, "Look like I'm gon'
have to haul y'all in" ♪
660
00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:16,138
♪ "And keep all that money
for evidence" ♪
661
00:37:16,172 --> 00:37:19,208
♪ I said, "Well, son,
when you hot, you hot" ♪
662
00:37:19,241 --> 00:37:22,044
♪ He said, "Yeah,"
When you're hot, you're hot ♪
663
00:37:22,078 --> 00:37:24,113
♪ And when you're not,
you're not ♪
664
00:37:42,198 --> 00:37:44,066
-Remember when you said
there was one person
665
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:45,101
who could save this station?
666
00:37:45,134 --> 00:37:46,802
-Yeah, well, ratings are up,
667
00:37:46,836 --> 00:37:48,170
but we still having a problem
balancing the books.
668
00:37:48,204 --> 00:37:49,905
-Well,
now I'm going to save it --
669
00:37:49,939 --> 00:37:52,707
with something PBS Burlington
has never seen before.
670
00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:54,642
-Oh, great.
Well, pitch the idea,
671
00:37:54,676 --> 00:37:56,544
and I'll run it
by Katherine and Ambrosia.
672
00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:58,881
-I've already run it by me.
It's been approved.
673
00:38:05,187 --> 00:38:08,723
-We are live
in five, four,
674
00:38:08,758 --> 00:38:11,227
three, two...
675
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:15,697
-On today's show, this personwill become a key chain.
676
00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,099
Let's see how.
677
00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:18,801
-"The Whittler."
678
00:38:18,834 --> 00:38:23,039
-The PBS Burlington pledge drive
has always brought you
679
00:38:23,072 --> 00:38:26,776
the very best
in Vermont public broadcasting,
680
00:38:26,809 --> 00:38:30,880
but now,
for the very first time ever,
681
00:38:30,913 --> 00:38:35,284
loyal viewers like you
and can bid on Carl Nargle
682
00:38:35,317 --> 00:38:41,957
or the white-hot Ambrosia
painting your portrait live
683
00:38:41,991 --> 00:38:45,627
while still receiving
a complimentary tote bag.
684
00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:49,031
This is the
public-broadcasting syndicate's
685
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,733
Super Bowl, World Series,
686
00:38:51,767 --> 00:38:55,071
and "Real Housewives
of New Jersey" reunion
687
00:38:55,104 --> 00:38:57,206
all rolled into one.
688
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,308
Let the bidding begin.
689
00:39:03,012 --> 00:39:06,115
-Carl is my boyfriend.
-He's not your boyfriend.
690
00:39:06,148 --> 00:39:09,018
-Yes, he is.
That's what he told me.
691
00:39:09,051 --> 00:39:11,887
-Thank you, Sylvia and Portia.
692
00:39:11,921 --> 00:39:15,191
-They all fall for Carl.
693
00:39:15,224 --> 00:39:17,659
-Another call for Carl.
694
00:39:17,692 --> 00:39:20,162
And one for Ambrosia.
695
00:39:22,364 --> 00:39:24,266
Incredible.
696
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,168
How did you do that?
697
00:39:28,104 --> 00:39:32,408
Thank you,
Jay Fogarty from Chittenden.
698
00:39:32,441 --> 00:39:36,245
You are magic.
699
00:39:36,278 --> 00:39:41,217
If you want your portrait
painted by Ambrosia,
700
00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:47,089
you need to bid
more than $435,
701
00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:51,961
and if you want your portrait
painted by Carl Nargle,
702
00:39:51,994 --> 00:39:58,700
you need to bid
more than $875
703
00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:02,438
in the next 10, 9, 8,
704
00:40:02,471 --> 00:40:05,074
7, 6, 5,
705
00:40:05,107 --> 00:40:09,278
4, 3, 2, 1.
706
00:40:09,311 --> 00:40:10,813
That's it.
-That's it.
707
00:40:10,846 --> 00:40:12,214
-No more calls.
708
00:40:12,248 --> 00:40:16,718
- PBS Burlington pledge drive.
709
00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:18,821
-Does that count?
-It's too late, isn't it?
710
00:40:18,854 --> 00:40:19,889
I think it's over, right?
711
00:40:19,922 --> 00:40:22,825
-Does that count?
712
00:40:22,858 --> 00:40:24,360
-Yes.
713
00:40:24,393 --> 00:40:29,431
-Yes. I'm writing it down.
We're all very excited.
714
00:40:29,465 --> 00:40:32,268
It's been a great day.
715
00:40:32,301 --> 00:40:36,972
Thank you so much for everything
you've done for the station.
716
00:40:37,006 --> 00:40:43,445
-Well?
717
00:40:43,479 --> 00:40:45,381
-Jay Fogerty's mother
would like to pick him up
718
00:40:45,414 --> 00:40:47,749
in front of the station
in 10 minutes.
719
00:40:47,783 --> 00:40:50,853
-That's it.
720
00:40:50,886 --> 00:40:54,223
-Thank you!
Keep those pledges coming.
721
00:40:56,058 --> 00:40:58,494
-We did it.
-It's for a good cause.
722
00:40:58,527 --> 00:41:00,963
Look at Bridget,
723
00:41:00,996 --> 00:41:04,266
lighting up the stage
with her radiant smile.
724
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:06,402
She is a winner.
725
00:41:06,435 --> 00:41:09,171
-PBS Burlington is also smiling.
726
00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,906
-You know,
Mary is also a winner.
727
00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:13,008
It's such a joy to paint.
728
00:41:13,042 --> 00:41:14,843
-They both look great.
729
00:41:14,877 --> 00:41:18,847
And another great thing
about PBS Burlington is --
730
00:41:18,881 --> 00:41:20,783
-Bridget's generosity,
731
00:41:20,816 --> 00:41:23,419
which kind of
puts us all to shame.
732
00:41:23,452 --> 00:41:26,288
It's an honor
for me to be up here painting
733
00:41:26,322 --> 00:41:29,992
someone who bid
so much more than anyone else.
734
00:41:30,025 --> 00:41:31,327
Thank you, Bridget.
735
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,463
-And thank you to Mary.
I am so grateful.
736
00:41:34,496 --> 00:41:37,933
You know, she hasn't worked in
eight years, so her bid
737
00:41:37,967 --> 00:41:39,535
is actually a higher percentage
of net worth,
738
00:41:39,568 --> 00:41:42,404
which, you know, feels like
the true barometer.
739
00:41:42,438 --> 00:41:44,273
-Bridget,
she's not going to be able
740
00:41:44,306 --> 00:41:46,408
to visit her grandkids
this year.
741
00:41:46,442 --> 00:41:48,110
Can't afford it, right?
742
00:41:48,143 --> 00:41:50,946
So it's a little scary
how much this means to her.
743
00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:52,348
-That's -- That's so sad.
744
00:41:52,381 --> 00:41:55,084
But, you know,
Mary had to turn off her heat.
745
00:41:55,117 --> 00:41:57,519
-I'll turn off your heat.
-You never turned it on.
746
00:41:57,553 --> 00:42:00,889
-Never tried to.
-Done.
747
00:42:00,923 --> 00:42:02,091
-I was already done.
748
00:42:02,124 --> 00:42:04,093
-How much do we raise?
749
00:42:04,126 --> 00:42:05,928
-Almost $8,000.
750
00:42:05,961 --> 00:42:07,463
-How much do we need?
751
00:42:07,496 --> 00:42:11,800
-A little less than $300,000.
-Ah.
752
00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:15,404
-Mary, this is for you.
753
00:42:15,437 --> 00:42:17,539
I call it "Rich in Spirit."
754
00:42:17,573 --> 00:42:20,943
-I've always wanted a laser.
755
00:42:20,976 --> 00:42:23,312
-Bridget, are you ready?
756
00:42:26,048 --> 00:42:27,983
This is for you.
757
00:42:28,017 --> 00:42:32,121
I call it
"Mighty Mount Mansfield."
758
00:42:32,154 --> 00:42:37,993
On an early, surprisingly
chilly April morning.
759
00:42:40,596 --> 00:42:42,998
Can you see it?
760
00:42:43,032 --> 00:42:46,268
-Why was I smiling
that whole time?
761
00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:48,404
That's just the same mountain
you always paint.
762
00:42:48,437 --> 00:42:50,973
That doesn't look
anything like me.
763
00:42:52,508 --> 00:42:56,545
-It's the same painting
as Valentine's Day Season 8.
764
00:42:56,578 --> 00:43:00,482
-The creek is smaller.
-The creek is smaller.
765
00:43:00,516 --> 00:43:05,621
-That is...
because, um...
766
00:43:05,654 --> 00:43:10,059
Carl didn't
want to ruin the surprise.
767
00:43:10,092 --> 00:43:14,163
Yes, you both are actually
getting two paintings.
768
00:43:14,196 --> 00:43:21,236
Yeah, a portrait from me and one
of Carl's incredible landscapes.
769
00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:24,306
We just didn't want either
of you to not get a Nargle.
770
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:27,643
-He was supposed
to paint my portrait.
771
00:43:27,676 --> 00:43:31,413
I spent my snack allowance
for the next eight years.
772
00:43:31,447 --> 00:43:33,916
-I know, Bridget, but did you
hear what Ambrosia said?
773
00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:36,885
You're going to get
a portrait by her,
774
00:43:36,919 --> 00:43:40,456
as well as this painting
of Mighty Mount Mansfield.
775
00:43:43,559 --> 00:43:45,327
And...
776
00:43:51,567 --> 00:43:53,435
...$29.
777
00:43:56,705 --> 00:44:00,676
Another $20.
Just...here you go.
778
00:44:00,709 --> 00:44:08,083
Which brings us to $74, and you
can head over to craft service
779
00:44:08,117 --> 00:44:10,519
and get anything you want.
780
00:44:10,552 --> 00:44:14,957
Sandwiches, some raisins.
781
00:44:14,990 --> 00:44:17,493
-Well...shit.
782
00:44:21,563 --> 00:44:25,601
-You know, I get so many
questions about my tote bag
783
00:44:25,634 --> 00:44:27,469
every time I'm in a restaurant.
784
00:44:27,503 --> 00:44:31,640
-What's wrong?
785
00:44:31,673 --> 00:44:33,509
-I know how to save the station.
786
00:44:36,278 --> 00:44:39,381
-Let's add a little smoketo these chimneys,
787
00:44:39,415 --> 00:44:43,619
see if we can make themeven a little cozier.
788
00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:46,155
I think Ambrosia might be
a little jealous
789
00:44:46,188 --> 00:44:51,427
if she saw you watching this.
790
00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:56,098
-I'm just making sure
all your old tapes still play.
791
00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:01,470
-Boy, it really takes you back,
doesn't it?
792
00:45:01,503 --> 00:45:04,440
Of course, this river...
793
00:45:04,473 --> 00:45:07,109
Look at that shirt.
794
00:45:07,142 --> 00:45:10,078
-It's really held up.
795
00:45:10,112 --> 00:45:12,281
-So it has.
796
00:45:12,314 --> 00:45:18,387
And that little hamlet is where
I took you for our first date.
797
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,622
-Good memory, yeah.
798
00:45:20,656 --> 00:45:22,558
-Great memory.
799
00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:24,693
-You know, I forgot how much
you used to paint
800
00:45:24,726 --> 00:45:27,196
all this other stuff.
801
00:45:27,229 --> 00:45:33,435
Ice cream stands and
windmills and birds in flight.
802
00:45:33,469 --> 00:45:38,307
Now it's just Mount Mansfield
in every single painting.
803
00:45:40,242 --> 00:45:45,013
-Hard not to hold on
to a dream or two.
804
00:45:49,485 --> 00:45:51,754
Why did you do it?
805
00:45:56,793 --> 00:46:01,663
-I dropped out of college for
us, and I was really great.
806
00:46:01,697 --> 00:46:05,701
And then I realized that "us"
was really -- really you.
807
00:46:05,734 --> 00:46:07,369
And you got famous,
808
00:46:07,402 --> 00:46:11,808
and then you started to treat me
like everybody else.
809
00:46:11,841 --> 00:46:15,077
I mean, not bad. Never bad.
810
00:46:15,110 --> 00:46:20,482
Just...not special.
811
00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:26,722
And then someone else paid
so much attention to me.
812
00:46:26,756 --> 00:46:28,590
And I made a mistake.
813
00:47:19,541 --> 00:47:24,814
I couldn't live with myself,
so I told you.
814
00:47:24,847 --> 00:47:27,316
Just begged you to forgive me.
815
00:47:30,686 --> 00:47:34,723
Then like, a minute later,
you were having sex with Wendy.
816
00:47:38,727 --> 00:47:41,463
I just spent the rest of my life
watching you make everybody else
817
00:47:41,496 --> 00:47:44,132
in my life
fall in love with you.
818
00:47:46,903 --> 00:47:49,304
-I just...
819
00:47:49,338 --> 00:47:50,639
I wish I would have known
820
00:47:50,672 --> 00:47:53,141
what I should have
done differently.
821
00:47:55,912 --> 00:47:57,546
-Me, too.
822
00:48:01,383 --> 00:48:02,819
-Guess who gets to watch
823
00:48:02,852 --> 00:48:07,456
Seasons 2 through 8
of "Paint With Carl Nargle"?
824
00:48:07,489 --> 00:48:10,592
-Sounds like a dream come true.
825
00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:15,230
There's a lot of --
a lot of good stuff in there.
826
00:48:21,838 --> 00:48:23,605
-Did I do something wrong?
827
00:48:25,674 --> 00:48:27,743
-You did not.
828
00:48:36,786 --> 00:48:38,520
-Oh, hey. Grab a seat.
829
00:48:38,553 --> 00:48:41,523
I have some exciting news
I want to talk to you about.
830
00:48:41,556 --> 00:48:44,794
-Always nice
to hear exciting news.
831
00:48:44,827 --> 00:48:46,929
-Ready?
832
00:48:46,963 --> 00:48:48,898
I have found you
an incredible job.
833
00:48:48,931 --> 00:48:50,399
-What?
834
00:48:50,432 --> 00:48:52,234
-Teaching at
the University of Vermont,
835
00:48:52,267 --> 00:48:55,704
where you will be passing
along your incredible skills
836
00:48:55,737 --> 00:48:58,775
to students
from around the world.
837
00:48:58,808 --> 00:49:00,242
-I love the idea of giving back.
838
00:49:00,275 --> 00:49:02,945
I mean,
that is a big honor, right?
839
00:49:02,979 --> 00:49:06,214
I just think with my work here,
I'm not going to have the time.
840
00:49:06,248 --> 00:49:08,918
-Exactly.
841
00:49:08,951 --> 00:49:12,287
Carl, our revenues is way down
842
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,757
and you're making
$46,000 a year.
843
00:49:14,791 --> 00:49:18,393
Now, UVM will give you
a $4,000 raise.
844
00:49:18,427 --> 00:49:20,295
And here's the best part.
845
00:49:20,328 --> 00:49:23,265
We have 22 years of reruns
of your show.
846
00:49:23,298 --> 00:49:25,935
People will
never even know you left.
847
00:49:25,968 --> 00:49:27,536
It's the best of both worlds.
848
00:49:27,569 --> 00:49:30,439
-So I'll host "Paint,"
teach at UVM.
849
00:49:30,472 --> 00:49:33,241
22 years of reruns
you're going to be showing.
850
00:49:33,275 --> 00:49:36,378
You're turning ol' Carl Nargle
into a workhorse.
851
00:49:36,411 --> 00:49:37,880
A damn Clydesdale.
852
00:49:37,914 --> 00:49:39,681
-Except here's the thing.
853
00:49:39,715 --> 00:49:42,551
Ambrosia will create the new
shows that'll bring in the kids.
854
00:49:42,584 --> 00:49:47,556
Your reruns will be there
for our core 65-plus audience.
855
00:49:47,589 --> 00:49:52,494
You don't have to host a new
episode of "Paint" ever again.
856
00:49:56,331 --> 00:49:57,767
-But I want to keep painting.
857
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,770
-You will, at UVM.
858
00:50:00,803 --> 00:50:03,572
50 students a day watching you.
859
00:50:03,605 --> 00:50:08,945
That's a 400% bump in
the 18-to-25 demo for you.
860
00:50:08,978 --> 00:50:10,612
Yeah.
861
00:50:10,645 --> 00:50:15,885
I just got a couple
of things for you to sign
862
00:50:15,918 --> 00:50:17,820
saying -- here you go.
863
00:50:17,854 --> 00:50:19,822
Right here.
864
00:50:19,856 --> 00:50:21,556
Saying we didn't --
Go ahead.
865
00:50:21,590 --> 00:50:25,762
We didn't fire you
because you're old.
866
00:50:27,562 --> 00:50:30,565
Good. That's very good.
867
00:50:30,599 --> 00:50:33,535
Thank you, Carl.
That's all I got.
868
00:50:33,568 --> 00:50:35,337
- I'll see you.
869
00:50:35,370 --> 00:50:37,774
-Sure.
870
00:50:58,660 --> 00:51:00,462
-Carl.
871
00:51:02,531 --> 00:51:04,633
Hey, Carl.
872
00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:06,434
I just...
873
00:51:08,370 --> 00:51:12,707
I wanted to say thank you,
you know, for paving the way.
874
00:51:14,877 --> 00:51:18,547
-I had that plate for 30 years.
875
00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:21,984
-Yeah, no, I used
to see you parked at Lums.
876
00:51:22,018 --> 00:51:23,652
"Home of the lumber."
877
00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:27,556
-You added an E
to the Mona Lisa.
878
00:51:27,589 --> 00:51:28,891
But here's the deal.
879
00:51:28,925 --> 00:51:33,129
No one's waiting in line
to see the Mona E. Lisa,
880
00:51:33,162 --> 00:51:35,530
because that's
a really dumb name.
881
00:51:35,564 --> 00:51:37,532
Not very original.
882
00:51:37,566 --> 00:51:41,536
-You never tried to get
P-A-I-N-T-E-R?
883
00:51:41,570 --> 00:51:43,105
-No, I didn't.
884
00:51:43,139 --> 00:51:45,775
And a real artist would
never Etch-a-Sketch a dinosaur
885
00:51:45,808 --> 00:51:48,110
and then give it to someone,
because that's really dumb, too.
886
00:51:48,144 --> 00:51:50,679
-Carl, you used
your brush to seduce
887
00:51:50,712 --> 00:51:52,982
and destroy people
who loved you.
888
00:51:53,015 --> 00:51:57,686
-No, I opened their car doors,
picked up every check,
889
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,688
and always carried
the big suitcases.
890
00:51:59,721 --> 00:52:01,590
-Did you ever try
treating them as equals?
891
00:52:01,623 --> 00:52:03,525
-No.
I treated them better than me.
892
00:52:03,558 --> 00:52:04,559
It's called being a gentleman.
893
00:52:04,593 --> 00:52:05,828
-Until you moved on to the next.
894
00:52:05,862 --> 00:52:07,462
-Because your girlfriend
made a mistake.
895
00:52:07,495 --> 00:52:09,031
-You're a mistake.
896
00:52:13,102 --> 00:52:15,570
-You're lucky I'm an artist
instead of a woman
897
00:52:15,604 --> 00:52:18,040
who says really mean
things to other women,
898
00:52:18,074 --> 00:52:20,176
'cause I would have plenty
to say to you.
899
00:52:20,209 --> 00:52:22,611
Plenty.
900
00:52:22,644 --> 00:52:24,947
-You were an artist.
901
00:52:35,724 --> 00:52:37,592
Carl's the reason
I started working here.
902
00:52:37,626 --> 00:52:40,595
Him, and because Quiznos
wasn't hiring.
903
00:52:40,629 --> 00:52:42,631
The place has great hours.
904
00:52:42,664 --> 00:52:45,634
-He is such a turd.
-Come on.
905
00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:48,570
-You couldn't afford
to pay his salary
906
00:52:48,603 --> 00:52:50,139
and keep the station going.
907
00:52:50,172 --> 00:52:52,440
-Yeah.
908
00:52:52,474 --> 00:52:56,913
Sometimes you just have
no choice but to move on.
909
00:53:06,956 --> 00:53:13,528
-♪ You fill up my senses ♪
910
00:53:13,561 --> 00:53:14,897
-If it were up to me,
you'd never
911
00:53:14,931 --> 00:53:17,033
leave the back of this van.
912
00:53:17,066 --> 00:53:19,201
-God, that sounds like heaven.
913
00:53:22,504 --> 00:53:24,506
-♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪
914
00:53:24,539 --> 00:53:26,776
-What are you doing?
915
00:53:26,809 --> 00:53:29,678
-Just committing every inch
of you to memory
916
00:53:29,711 --> 00:53:32,214
so I can relive this moment
917
00:53:32,248 --> 00:53:36,185
every moment
for the rest of my life.
918
00:53:36,218 --> 00:53:38,520
The way you look, the way you...
919
00:53:38,553 --> 00:53:43,059
Even the texture of
this arm rest,
920
00:53:43,092 --> 00:53:46,561
the hum of the space heater.
921
00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:48,965
Do you smell that?
922
00:53:48,998 --> 00:53:50,933
-No.
-Transmission fluid,
923
00:53:50,967 --> 00:53:53,970
and there isn't much of it.
924
00:53:54,003 --> 00:53:56,806
She runs pretty clean.
925
00:53:56,839 --> 00:53:59,607
-I just --
I know I'm always gonna
926
00:53:59,641 --> 00:54:03,813
remember how I feel right now,
because I just...
927
00:54:03,846 --> 00:54:06,849
I just always want
to feel this way.
928
00:54:06,882 --> 00:54:11,787
-I'm ready to feel
how you feel right now.
929
00:54:18,961 --> 00:54:21,030
Mm.
-That's the arm rest.
930
00:54:21,063 --> 00:54:22,832
-What?
-That's the --
931
00:54:22,865 --> 00:54:25,034
That's the arm rest.
932
00:54:28,004 --> 00:54:29,972
-That's it. That's me.
933
00:54:30,006 --> 00:54:32,074
Oh, that's all me.
934
00:54:36,045 --> 00:54:39,215
-I have to ask you something
that's really hard to ask.
935
00:54:39,248 --> 00:54:40,916
-Hello.
936
00:54:40,950 --> 00:54:44,286
-Why didn't you
just paint the portrait?
937
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:49,191
You could just paint one amazing
portrait and blow Ambrosia away.
938
00:54:49,225 --> 00:54:51,127
-It's stupid.
-Decided I was going to ask you
939
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,595
to drive me home if you
weren't going to answer me.
940
00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:57,565
-Okay.
941
00:54:57,599 --> 00:55:00,269
19 years ago,
Dr. Bradford Lenihan
942
00:55:00,302 --> 00:55:02,938
said the
Burlington Museum of Art
943
00:55:02,972 --> 00:55:06,708
lacked a painting of Vermont's
highest peak, Mount Mansfield,
944
00:55:06,741 --> 00:55:11,646
and I really, really wanted
a painting in that museum.
945
00:55:21,991 --> 00:55:23,793
-And?
946
00:55:23,826 --> 00:55:30,132
-So I started painting it,
in case he was watching.
947
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:31,967
-Let me guess.
948
00:55:32,001 --> 00:55:35,971
Dr. Bradford Lenihan didn't
like the way you painted it?
949
00:55:36,005 --> 00:55:39,041
-Well, it's --
it's more complicated.
950
00:55:39,075 --> 00:55:40,376
-Well, then I should go
951
00:55:40,409 --> 00:55:42,144
if you don't think
I'll understand anything.
952
00:55:42,178 --> 00:55:44,346
-I don't know. I don't know.
953
00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:45,915
-What do you mean,
you don't know?
954
00:55:45,948 --> 00:55:49,018
-I--I don't...
955
00:55:50,186 --> 00:55:53,923
I don't know if he ever
watched the show.
956
00:55:53,956 --> 00:55:58,227
-You never thought to call him
957
00:55:58,260 --> 00:56:00,796
or to walk one of your
thousands of paintings
958
00:56:00,830 --> 00:56:04,400
down to him
over the last 19 years?
959
00:56:04,433 --> 00:56:06,802
-What if he said no?
960
00:56:12,707 --> 00:56:14,910
-A real artist
follows his heart,
961
00:56:14,944 --> 00:56:17,980
no matter what the price.
962
00:56:18,013 --> 00:56:19,815
You spent your whole life
playing it safe,
963
00:56:19,849 --> 00:56:24,019
and now you've lost everything.
964
00:56:24,053 --> 00:56:25,354
Everything.
965
00:56:25,387 --> 00:56:27,022
And I have
another question for you.
966
00:56:28,891 --> 00:56:30,359
How come we never have sex?
People tell me I'm attractive.
967
00:56:30,392 --> 00:56:33,796
-You're very attractive.
Will you just come inside?
968
00:56:37,933 --> 00:56:40,236
The beautiful part is
we're moving on together,
969
00:56:40,269 --> 00:56:42,238
and once I began teaching...
970
00:56:44,874 --> 00:56:46,909
-The only reason you care
about me now is because
971
00:56:46,942 --> 00:56:49,845
I'm the one thing you have left.
972
00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:58,120
My Uber is here.
973
00:56:58,154 --> 00:57:02,791
-I don't know what that is.
974
00:57:02,825 --> 00:57:05,693
-It's goodbye.
975
00:57:17,973 --> 00:57:21,177
-I'm Carl Nargle, and I'm going
to be your professor.
976
00:57:24,513 --> 00:57:26,248
Thank you.
977
00:57:26,282 --> 00:57:29,151
Listen, our goal
this semester is pretty simple.
978
00:57:29,185 --> 00:57:32,288
I want to help you get
what's in here
979
00:57:32,321 --> 00:57:34,056
and just splash it on to there.
980
00:57:34,089 --> 00:57:36,926
Don't worry.
It's not rocket science.
981
00:57:36,959 --> 00:57:38,394
It's harder.
982
00:57:40,262 --> 00:57:43,199
-Is it true that Ambrosia's
teaching this class with you?
983
00:57:43,232 --> 00:57:46,302
-Well, I mean, she may stop
by one of these days.
984
00:57:46,335 --> 00:57:48,103
You never know
who's going to join us
985
00:57:48,137 --> 00:57:50,738
or where we might be going.
986
00:57:50,773 --> 00:57:53,309
So let's get there.
987
00:57:53,342 --> 00:57:56,145
-Sorry if that came out wrong.
988
00:57:56,178 --> 00:57:57,446
Um...
989
00:57:57,479 --> 00:58:00,983
we still want to see you, too.
990
00:58:01,016 --> 00:58:03,285
-Thanks.
Well, should we get started?
991
00:58:03,319 --> 00:58:07,223
Because this canvas
ain't going to paint itself.
992
00:58:07,256 --> 00:58:12,094
-But it would be great to know
when she was coming,
993
00:58:12,127 --> 00:58:14,763
just so we could make sure
to be in class.
994
00:58:16,932 --> 00:58:18,367
-Hey, can I ask you something?
995
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,502
If you were dating somebody,
like, really young
996
00:58:20,536 --> 00:58:24,039
and really beautiful...
997
00:58:24,073 --> 00:58:25,941
...why wouldn't you
have sex with them?
998
00:58:25,975 --> 00:58:28,477
-I was hoping you'd talk to me
about Ambrosia.
999
00:58:28,510 --> 00:58:30,446
It's such a mystery.
1000
00:58:30,479 --> 00:58:34,016
-No, actually, it's not...
1001
00:58:34,049 --> 00:58:37,286
I brought Carl his painting
last night, and...
1002
00:58:37,319 --> 00:58:40,556
-I imagine having sex with her
is like riding a bike,
1003
00:58:40,589 --> 00:58:43,192
except instead of pedaling,
1004
00:58:43,225 --> 00:58:48,831
you just kind of move
back and forth on the seat.
1005
00:58:48,864 --> 00:58:53,235
I've ridden that kind of bike,
and I love bikes.
1006
00:58:54,937 --> 00:58:58,907
-I have to be somewhere else...
1007
00:58:58,941 --> 00:59:00,242
now.
1008
00:59:03,979 --> 00:59:06,048
-Hi.
1009
00:59:06,081 --> 00:59:08,183
-Hey.
1010
00:59:13,455 --> 00:59:17,092
You went to Carl's house
last night?
1011
00:59:19,228 --> 00:59:22,264
He treated you like crap.
1012
00:59:22,298 --> 00:59:25,000
-And I cheated on him.
1013
00:59:25,034 --> 00:59:31,473
Do you love him?
1014
00:59:31,507 --> 00:59:33,475
I just...
1015
00:59:33,509 --> 00:59:36,178
I feel like I just wasted
my whole life
1016
00:59:36,211 --> 00:59:38,314
not loving someone else.
1017
00:59:46,622 --> 00:59:49,925
I kind of set you up to say no.
1018
00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:53,495
I love you.
1019
00:59:58,100 --> 00:59:59,568
What's this?
1020
00:59:59,601 --> 01:00:02,438
Why, it's Mount Mansfield.
1021
01:00:02,471 --> 01:00:08,110
This, another Mount Mansfield.
1022
01:00:11,413 --> 01:00:15,217
Sorry, just give me one minuteand I will paint you
1023
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:19,388
the best Mount Mansfieldthat you have ever seen.
1024
01:00:19,421 --> 01:00:21,557
-What a show-off.
1025
01:00:24,059 --> 01:00:26,662
Oh, no.
1026
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,370
It's so good.
1027
01:00:42,544 --> 01:00:45,914
-♪ If you could read
my mind, love ♪
1028
01:00:45,948 --> 01:00:49,685
♪ What a tale
my thoughts could tell ♪
1029
01:00:49,718 --> 01:00:53,689
♪ Just like an old-time movie ♪
1030
01:00:53,722 --> 01:00:57,259
♪ About a ghost
from a wishing well ♪
1031
01:00:57,292 --> 01:01:00,095
♪ In a castle dark ♪
1032
01:01:00,129 --> 01:01:06,235
♪ Or a fortress strong
with chains upon my feet ♪
1033
01:01:06,268 --> 01:01:09,705
♪ You know that ghost is me ♪
1034
01:01:09,738 --> 01:01:14,109
♪ And I will never be set free ♪
1035
01:01:14,143 --> 01:01:19,181
♪ As long as I'm a ghost
you can't see ♪
1036
01:01:23,051 --> 01:01:26,588
♪ If I could read
your mind, love ♪
1037
01:01:26,622 --> 01:01:28,590
♪ What a tale your thoughts
could tell ♪
1038
01:01:44,406 --> 01:01:47,509
♪ The hero would be me ♪
1039
01:01:47,543 --> 01:01:50,345
♪ But heroes often fail ♪
1040
01:01:52,181 --> 01:01:55,150
♪ And you won't read
that book again ♪
1041
01:01:55,184 --> 01:02:01,190
♪ Because the ending's
just too hard to take ♪
1042
01:02:08,297 --> 01:02:10,299
-What's this one?
1043
01:02:16,271 --> 01:02:19,608
-Mount Mansfield,
1044
01:02:19,641 --> 01:02:21,443
at night.
1045
01:02:24,413 --> 01:02:26,648
How's everything going, Carl?
1046
01:02:39,294 --> 01:02:41,230
-Awesome.
1047
01:02:46,702 --> 01:02:51,573
-Carl,
the faculty's been talking.
1048
01:02:51,607 --> 01:02:55,744
We think what makes
the most sense is to go ahead
1049
01:02:55,778 --> 01:02:59,214
and pay you
for the rest of the semester
1050
01:02:59,248 --> 01:03:03,085
and end your class today.
1051
01:03:03,118 --> 01:03:06,555
We've already spoken
with your remaining students,
1052
01:03:06,588 --> 01:03:10,692
and they're okay with it.
1053
01:03:10,726 --> 01:03:12,494
Both of them.
1054
01:03:17,399 --> 01:03:20,736
-This is "Paint with Ambrosia."
1055
01:03:20,770 --> 01:03:22,504
-ROYGBIV.
1056
01:03:22,538 --> 01:03:25,507
You know, when I was a kid,
1057
01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:29,111
my parents told me thatthat was who lived in rainbows.
1058
01:03:29,144 --> 01:03:30,679
Today, I know better.
1059
01:03:30,712 --> 01:03:33,749
Because there are no rainbows.
1060
01:03:33,783 --> 01:03:36,385
-What if ratings go down?
1061
01:03:36,418 --> 01:03:40,222
-Tony, it is time for me to go.
1062
01:03:42,825 --> 01:03:44,660
-Booth.
1063
01:03:44,693 --> 01:03:46,829
-Hey, Tony, it's Carl.
-Carl!
1064
01:03:46,863 --> 01:03:49,498
-Tony, what happened to my show?
1065
01:03:51,366 --> 01:03:55,103
-PBS can no longer show people
using tobacco.
1066
01:03:55,137 --> 01:03:56,305
-What?
1067
01:03:56,338 --> 01:03:58,106
-You smoked a pipe
in every episode.
1068
01:03:58,140 --> 01:04:01,443
We can't air
"Paint With Carl Nargle."
1069
01:04:01,476 --> 01:04:03,145
Not even a rerun.
1070
01:04:09,217 --> 01:04:10,752
-Tony, I've got another call.
1071
01:04:10,787 --> 01:04:13,322
-That's when you get
call waiting.
1072
01:05:32,601 --> 01:05:34,202
-Excuse me, Dr. Lenihan?
1073
01:05:34,236 --> 01:05:35,637
Hello.
1074
01:05:35,671 --> 01:05:37,874
-Mr. Carl Nargle.
-Yeah.
1075
01:05:37,907 --> 01:05:39,474
-To what do I owe the honor
1076
01:05:39,508 --> 01:05:42,845
of a visit from a living
Vermont state treasure?
1077
01:05:42,879 --> 01:05:43,980
-Well, I don't know
if you heard,
1078
01:05:44,013 --> 01:05:46,281
but I recently retired.
1079
01:05:46,314 --> 01:05:47,950
-It was in the paper.
1080
01:05:47,984 --> 01:05:55,457
-Yeah, which means I have 4,274
paintings that could use a home.
1081
01:05:55,490 --> 01:05:58,593
They're mostly
of Mount Mansfield.
1082
01:05:58,627 --> 01:06:01,798
I don't know
if that would interest you.
1083
01:06:01,831 --> 01:06:05,367
-We are always looking to
display the work of a master
1084
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,536
here at the
Burlington Museum of Art.
1085
01:06:07,569 --> 01:06:09,005
-Great.
1086
01:06:09,038 --> 01:06:12,607
-Someone appreciated for
their impact on the world of art
1087
01:06:12,641 --> 01:06:15,377
or representing something
unique to Vermont.
1088
01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:17,780
-Yes. Wonderful.
1089
01:06:17,814 --> 01:06:21,017
-Sadly, we just had
the walls painted,
1090
01:06:21,050 --> 01:06:22,852
and that's something
we're showing off, too.
1091
01:06:22,885 --> 01:06:27,622
You know, the beauty
of the museum itself.
1092
01:06:27,656 --> 01:06:31,027
Might I offer a suggestion?
-Sure.
1093
01:06:31,060 --> 01:06:35,998
-Have you considered
donating them to a Motel 6?
1094
01:06:36,032 --> 01:06:37,934
Or perhaps a Red Roof Inn?
1095
01:06:37,967 --> 01:06:40,770
Your paintings have such warmth,
1096
01:06:40,803 --> 01:06:45,775
and that could really appeal
to a weary traveler on a budget.
1097
01:06:45,808 --> 01:06:48,845
At the very least, it would
save you quite a bit on storage.
1098
01:06:48,878 --> 01:06:52,048
Yeah, I--I have my own barn,
so that's not --
1099
01:06:52,081 --> 01:06:56,384
Anyway, uh, thank you so much
for your time.
1100
01:06:56,418 --> 01:06:57,920
Dr. Lenihan,
1101
01:06:57,954 --> 01:07:01,590
you have a magnificent museum.
1102
01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:07,897
-Carl?
-Yeah.
1103
01:07:07,930 --> 01:07:10,398
-Can I ask you a question?
1104
01:07:10,432 --> 01:07:11,901
-Yeah.
1105
01:07:13,970 --> 01:07:16,605
-What's the image tucked away
in your brain
1106
01:07:16,638 --> 01:07:18,607
that makes your heart ache
1107
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:22,779
and your soul feel like
it's going to burst?
1108
01:07:22,812 --> 01:07:24,814
-Uh...
1109
01:07:24,847 --> 01:07:27,582
-Mount Mansfield, I presume?
1110
01:07:31,553 --> 01:07:35,557
Whatever that thing is,
those are the paintings
1111
01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:37,860
that keep us from
staring at blank walls
1112
01:07:37,894 --> 01:07:40,763
here at the
Burlington Museum of Art.
1113
01:07:42,865 --> 01:07:44,834
Well, thank you for stopping by.
1114
01:07:44,867 --> 01:07:47,904
Always great to see
a Vermont legend in the flesh.
1115
01:07:53,742 --> 01:07:58,480
-♪ Back through the years
I go wandering once again ♪
1116
01:07:58,513 --> 01:07:59,782
-That's really good.
1117
01:07:59,816 --> 01:08:04,086
-♪ Back to
the seasons of my youth ♪
1118
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:10,059
♪ I recall a box of rags
that someone gave us ♪
1119
01:08:10,092 --> 01:08:15,463
♪ And how my mama
put the rags to use ♪
1120
01:08:15,497 --> 01:08:18,733
♪ There were rags
of many colors ♪
1121
01:08:18,768 --> 01:08:21,636
♪ And every piece was small ♪
1122
01:08:21,670 --> 01:08:23,940
♪ And I didn't have a coat ♪
1123
01:08:23,973 --> 01:08:27,009
♪ And it was way down
in the fall ♪
1124
01:08:27,043 --> 01:08:29,644
♪ Mama sewed the rags together ♪
1125
01:08:29,678 --> 01:08:32,380
♪ Sewing every piece with love ♪
1126
01:08:32,414 --> 01:08:35,051
♪ She made my coat
of many colors ♪
1127
01:08:35,084 --> 01:08:39,688
-Ahh!
1128
01:08:39,721 --> 01:08:42,624
-♪ As she sewed,
she told a story ♪
1129
01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:44,994
♪ From the Bible she had read ♪
1130
01:08:45,027 --> 01:08:49,431
♪ About a coat of many colors
Joseph wore ♪
1131
01:08:49,464 --> 01:08:51,566
♪ And then she said ♪
1132
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:56,404
♪ Perhaps this coat will bring
you good luck and happiness ♪
1133
01:08:56,438 --> 01:08:59,407
♪ And I just
couldn't wait to wear it ♪
1134
01:08:59,441 --> 01:09:02,410
♪ And Mama blessed it
with a kiss ♪
1135
01:09:06,048 --> 01:09:09,584
-What's the imagetucked away in your brain
1136
01:09:09,618 --> 01:09:11,921
that makes your heart ache
1137
01:09:11,954 --> 01:09:16,125
and your soul feel likeit's going to burst?
1138
01:09:16,158 --> 01:09:21,730
-♪ Although we had no money,
I was rich as I could be ♪
1139
01:09:21,764 --> 01:09:24,767
♪ In my coat of many colors
my mama made for me ♪
1140
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:28,170
-What's the imagetucked away in your brain
1141
01:09:28,204 --> 01:09:30,773
that makes your heart ache
1142
01:09:30,806 --> 01:09:33,742
and your soul feel likeit's going to burst?
1143
01:09:33,776 --> 01:09:34,944
-♪ So with patches
on my britches ♪
1144
01:09:34,977 --> 01:09:37,579
♪ And holes in both my shoes ♪
1145
01:09:37,612 --> 01:09:40,548
♪ In my coat of many colors ♪
1146
01:09:40,582 --> 01:09:43,986
-What's the imagetucked away in your brain
1147
01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:46,521
that makes your heart ache
1148
01:09:46,554 --> 01:09:49,225
and your soulfeel like it's going to burst?
1149
01:09:49,258 --> 01:09:55,131
-♪ In my coat of many colors
my Mama made for me ♪
1150
01:10:01,070 --> 01:10:03,773
-Katherine, I know this probably
isn't the best time,
1151
01:10:03,806 --> 01:10:07,575
but if I don't say this now,
I never will.
1152
01:10:07,609 --> 01:10:09,946
When we first met,
1153
01:10:09,979 --> 01:10:12,949
I painted out of love.
1154
01:10:12,982 --> 01:10:15,684
My head got turned --
-Hey!
1155
01:10:15,717 --> 01:10:20,823
I was just on my way to the --
to the station.
1156
01:10:20,856 --> 01:10:23,859
Uh, how you -- how you been?
1157
01:10:23,893 --> 01:10:26,028
-Some highs, some lows.
1158
01:10:26,062 --> 01:10:29,999
-You know, I never --
I never got to say sorry
1159
01:10:30,032 --> 01:10:32,868
for painting Mount Mansfield.
1160
01:10:32,902 --> 01:10:34,804
-It was all my fault.
1161
01:10:34,837 --> 01:10:37,505
Ambrosia, I just want to finish
what I was saying to Katherine.
1162
01:10:37,539 --> 01:10:39,141
Actually,
I--I do need to get going.
1163
01:10:39,175 --> 01:10:42,044
-I'll be fast. Katherine...
1164
01:10:42,078 --> 01:10:46,182
as you know,
I'm better with pictures
1165
01:10:46,215 --> 01:10:47,984
than I am with words.
1166
01:10:48,017 --> 01:10:50,719
But if I could paint you one
in the form of an apology --
1167
01:10:50,752 --> 01:10:52,922
-It's over.
1168
01:10:52,955 --> 01:10:54,656
-Ambrosia, I thought we were
being nice to each other.
1169
01:10:54,689 --> 01:10:56,759
Now it just feels like
you're rubbing my nose in it.
1170
01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:58,660
-No, I mean,
1171
01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:02,731
we're over.
1172
01:11:02,765 --> 01:11:08,737
She could never love me because
she never stopped loving you.
1173
01:11:11,107 --> 01:11:12,975
-Hey, Carl.
1174
01:11:13,641 --> 01:11:16,745
-Beverly?
1175
01:11:16,779 --> 01:11:18,781
I didn't see that coming.
1176
01:11:20,216 --> 01:11:24,719
-Hold on. I'm coming.
I'm coming. Here we go.
1177
01:11:24,753 --> 01:11:26,222
-Nice to see some old friends.
1178
01:11:26,255 --> 01:11:29,225
-Yeah, well, we never got around
to throwing them out.
1179
01:11:29,258 --> 01:11:31,726
There they are.
-Okay.
1180
01:11:31,761 --> 01:11:32,995
-And here.
-That's fine.
1181
01:11:33,029 --> 01:11:34,330
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1182
01:11:34,363 --> 01:11:36,899
We need this one to air.
Okay? Alright.
1183
01:11:36,932 --> 01:11:39,235
Let's roll the open
in three, two...
1184
01:11:39,268 --> 01:11:42,138
-Hey, where's Ambrosia?
1185
01:11:42,171 --> 01:11:43,806
-Well, she called
and told me to let Carl host.
1186
01:11:43,839 --> 01:11:45,174
-I got something I have to say
1187
01:11:45,207 --> 01:11:47,910
and this
is my only way to say it.
1188
01:11:47,943 --> 01:11:51,213
-And PBS, they need 2 new hours
of programing every day,
1189
01:11:51,247 --> 01:11:54,250
so we are airing "Paint
With Carl Nargle" in five...
1190
01:11:54,283 --> 01:11:56,952
-Carl --
before you say or do anything,
1191
01:11:56,986 --> 01:11:59,355
you should know I'm the one
that got your show canceled.
1192
01:11:59,388 --> 01:12:01,689
-Katherine, if you hadn't,
1193
01:12:01,723 --> 01:12:03,893
I wouldn't be here right now.
1194
01:12:07,997 --> 01:12:11,167
Hi, I'm Carl Nargle,
and this is "Paint."
1195
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,869
I used to always say
you got to paint from the heart
1196
01:12:13,903 --> 01:12:17,039
to live from the heart
without doing either.
1197
01:12:17,073 --> 01:12:19,707
Which is why today,
I am starting with
1198
01:12:19,741 --> 01:12:22,778
Tangerine Orange 22.
1199
01:12:22,812 --> 01:12:28,284
Why Tangerine Orange 22?
1200
01:12:28,317 --> 01:12:30,886
Well...
1201
01:12:35,257 --> 01:12:38,861
Because we all have moments
in our lives,
1202
01:12:38,894 --> 01:12:43,698
moments we wish
we could go back to
1203
01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:47,002
and live in forever.
1204
01:12:47,036 --> 01:12:50,206
Mine is in the back of my van
1205
01:12:50,239 --> 01:12:56,145
on a custom-made sofa bed
1206
01:12:56,178 --> 01:12:58,848
with a woman I barely knew.
1207
01:12:58,881 --> 01:13:02,885
-Yo, it's Ambrosia. Whyaren't you watching my show?
1208
01:13:02,918 --> 01:13:04,887
Ah, just kidding.You know what to do next --
1209
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:06,188
-But you know what?
1210
01:13:06,222 --> 01:13:09,158
It's a perfect memory,
1211
01:13:09,191 --> 01:13:13,329
but what made it perfect
are the imperfections
1212
01:13:13,362 --> 01:13:15,364
we shared together.
-PBS Burlington.
1213
01:13:15,397 --> 01:13:17,199
-I just want to sayit's great to have Carl back.
1214
01:13:17,233 --> 01:13:18,868
-Yes, it is great
to have Carl back.
1215
01:13:18,901 --> 01:13:21,437
Please hold. PBS Burlington.
1216
01:13:21,470 --> 01:13:23,439
-I'm no longer terrifiedwatching "Paint."
1217
01:13:23,472 --> 01:13:25,174
-I agree.
1218
01:13:25,207 --> 01:13:26,275
Carl's paintings are
less terrifying than Ambrosia's.
1219
01:13:26,308 --> 01:13:28,277
Please hold. PBS Burlington.
1220
01:13:28,310 --> 01:13:30,045
-Carl stole my newspaper.
-Yes.
1221
01:13:30,079 --> 01:13:32,047
We're aware that Carl
is stealing newspapers.
1222
01:13:32,081 --> 01:13:36,152
Please hold. PBS Burlington.
1223
01:13:36,185 --> 01:13:38,787
-The smell of
transmission fluid,
1224
01:13:38,821 --> 01:13:40,722
though there wasn't much of it.
1225
01:13:40,756 --> 01:13:42,391
She runs pretty clean.
1226
01:13:42,424 --> 01:13:45,027
- Ambrosia?
1227
01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:46,762
-Uh, no. Sorry.
1228
01:13:46,795 --> 01:13:48,931
Katherine?
-Oh.
1229
01:13:48,964 --> 01:13:51,200
-It's Brian Hoffman.
-Yes. H--Hi.
1230
01:13:51,233 --> 01:13:52,968
-From PBS Sullivan.
1231
01:13:53,002 --> 01:13:54,837
-Yes. Hi, Brian. How are you?
1232
01:13:54,870 --> 01:14:00,009
I--I'm just packing up
all my stuff here
1233
01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:02,178
and really looking forward
to Monday.
1234
01:14:02,211 --> 01:14:03,812
-We are, too. Uh...
1235
01:14:03,846 --> 01:14:07,183
But we went backand looked at your resume.
1236
01:14:07,216 --> 01:14:10,920
Do you not havea college degree?
1237
01:14:12,321 --> 01:14:14,790
-Because the truth is,
if you spend all your time
1238
01:14:14,823 --> 01:14:20,095
trying to paint
the perfect picture,
1239
01:14:20,129 --> 01:14:25,768
you're just gonna missthe best parts of life.
1240
01:14:25,801 --> 01:14:30,940
I know I did.
1241
01:14:30,973 --> 01:14:33,475
Thanks for finally going to
1242
01:14:33,509 --> 01:14:39,515
a special place with me,
Carl Nargle.
1243
01:14:39,548 --> 01:14:41,917
-Great, great, great.
You can have the show back.
1244
01:14:41,951 --> 01:14:43,185
Anything you want,
you just have to keep painting.
1245
01:14:43,219 --> 01:14:44,453
-No, no. That's it.
1246
01:14:44,486 --> 01:14:45,988
I don't have anything
left to paint.
1247
01:14:46,021 --> 01:14:47,089
-Carl --
-Thanks, Tony.
1248
01:14:47,122 --> 01:14:50,059
-Goodbye. Thanks.
-Carl, Carl.
1249
01:14:50,092 --> 01:14:54,129
I'll fire Ambrosia
if you just come back!
1250
01:14:54,163 --> 01:14:56,498
Which is a joke I like to say...
1251
01:14:56,532 --> 01:14:58,033
...all the time.
1252
01:14:58,067 --> 01:14:59,802
But it's not true.
1253
01:14:59,835 --> 01:15:01,804
Hey, everybody, here's
the star of "Paint."
1254
01:15:01,837 --> 01:15:05,040
It's Ambrosia.
1255
01:15:05,074 --> 01:15:08,277
It's --
1256
01:15:08,310 --> 01:15:11,013
-Hi.
1257
01:15:11,046 --> 01:15:12,948
I'm Tony.
1258
01:15:12,982 --> 01:15:16,986
I'm going to show you
a whole new way to paint
1259
01:15:17,019 --> 01:15:20,556
for the next...
1 hour and 31 minutes.
1260
01:15:20,589 --> 01:15:26,095
Let's -- Let's just have somepeople looking at the bears.
1261
01:15:26,128 --> 01:15:28,197
Well, we never did the bear...
1262
01:15:28,230 --> 01:15:31,333
The bears, of course, areno color that I have here,
1263
01:15:31,367 --> 01:15:32,901
so I'll do it with --
1264
01:15:32,935 --> 01:15:35,537
-Paint from the heart,
live from the heart.
1265
01:15:35,571 --> 01:15:37,039
She took my advice.
1266
01:15:37,072 --> 01:15:38,507
-How's everybodydoing out there?
1267
01:15:38,540 --> 01:15:42,511
-You should probably
look at this.
1268
01:15:42,544 --> 01:15:44,513
-There, and that is --
1269
01:15:47,249 --> 01:15:48,450
-You okay?
1270
01:15:48,484 --> 01:15:51,053
-What's going on?
1271
01:15:52,521 --> 01:15:54,857
-Can I get a number four?
1272
01:15:54,890 --> 01:15:57,059
-What?
1273
01:15:57,092 --> 01:15:59,228
-Number four on the chart.
1274
01:16:00,929 --> 01:16:04,533
-I put that up in 1979
because it came with the shaver.
1275
01:16:04,566 --> 01:16:08,937
I had no idea what a number 12
was until you picked it.
1276
01:16:08,971 --> 01:16:11,974
Or what a number four is now.
1277
01:16:12,007 --> 01:16:14,410
-Neither do I.
1278
01:16:14,443 --> 01:16:17,279
But I want it.
1279
01:16:23,485 --> 01:16:26,188
♪ - Whole lotta your love ♪
1280
01:16:26,221 --> 01:16:28,957
♪ Baby, I need ♪
1281
01:16:28,991 --> 01:16:31,360
♪ Whole lotta your love ♪
1282
01:16:31,393 --> 01:16:35,431
♪ Ooh ♪
1283
01:16:46,508 --> 01:16:48,110
-Hi, I'm Carl Nargle.
1284
01:16:49,945 --> 01:16:54,083
-I never thought I'd say this,
but you look better.
1285
01:16:54,116 --> 01:16:56,352
Somehow, you did it.
1286
01:16:58,420 --> 01:17:00,956
-You're always in
my corner, Sid.
1287
01:17:00,989 --> 01:17:02,391
Thanks.
1288
01:17:02,424 --> 01:17:04,460
Ruben, what do I owe you?
1289
01:17:04,493 --> 01:17:08,997
-This one's on the house.
1290
01:17:09,031 --> 01:17:10,532
-Can I have it?
1291
01:17:10,566 --> 01:17:12,201
-What?
-My hair.
1292
01:17:12,234 --> 01:17:15,037
-Well, I'm going to have to
charge you for that.
1293
01:17:16,438 --> 01:17:19,975
-I'm kidding.
Of course you can have it.
1294
01:17:24,213 --> 01:17:26,181
Hold on.
1295
01:17:28,517 --> 01:17:32,154
You need something
to take the edge off.
1296
01:17:32,187 --> 01:17:33,389
-No.
1297
01:17:33,422 --> 01:17:35,424
Painting's always been my high.
1298
01:17:35,457 --> 01:17:39,161
-But it's medical marijuana,
and you need some medicine.
1299
01:17:42,564 --> 01:17:46,201
And here's some gummies,
in case you need a boost.
1300
01:17:48,537 --> 01:17:52,708
-Forward, Carl.
Keep moving forward.
1301
01:17:52,741 --> 01:17:55,177
-Always, Sid.
1302
01:17:55,210 --> 01:17:56,645
You spend your wholelife worrying
1303
01:17:56,678 --> 01:17:58,947
about the tallest peaks,
1304
01:17:58,981 --> 01:18:02,651
the biggest successes,the legacy you'll leave behind.
1305
01:18:02,684 --> 01:18:07,222
At a certain point, yourealize it's all meaningless
1306
01:18:07,256 --> 01:18:09,391
without a special someoneby your side.
1307
01:18:09,425 --> 01:18:10,993
-Why are you still here?
1308
01:18:11,026 --> 01:18:14,997
-♪ I know it's over ♪
1309
01:18:15,030 --> 01:18:17,733
♪ But life goes on ♪
1310
01:18:17,767 --> 01:18:26,275
♪ And this old world
will keep on turning ♪
1311
01:18:26,308 --> 01:18:32,448
♪ Let's just be glad
we had some time ♪
1312
01:18:32,481 --> 01:18:37,486
♪ To spend together ♪
1313
01:18:37,519 --> 01:18:42,458
♪ There's no need to
watch the bridges ♪
1314
01:18:42,491 --> 01:18:48,163
♪ That we're burning ♪
1315
01:18:48,197 --> 01:18:53,702
♪ Lay your head ♪
1316
01:18:53,735 --> 01:19:00,042
♪ Upon my pillow ♪
1317
01:19:00,075 --> 01:19:07,082
♪ Hold your
warm and tender body ♪
1318
01:19:11,420 --> 01:19:13,555
-Carl?
1319
01:19:16,191 --> 01:19:17,593
Carl?
1320
01:19:17,626 --> 01:19:22,164
Carl? Carl!
1321
01:19:22,197 --> 01:19:25,100
-Burlington Museum of Art said
they wanted a painting
1322
01:19:25,133 --> 01:19:26,335
of Mount Mansfield.
1323
01:19:26,368 --> 01:19:28,070
19 years,
and I never had the guts
1324
01:19:28,103 --> 01:19:29,371
to show them one of mine.
1325
01:19:29,404 --> 01:19:30,606
You want to know why?
1326
01:19:30,639 --> 01:19:32,307
-Yeah, why don't you
tell me outside?
1327
01:19:32,341 --> 01:19:35,110
-Because the love of my life,
stepped out on me
1328
01:19:35,143 --> 01:19:37,145
with a
Vermont Mountain Express stud.
1329
01:19:37,179 --> 01:19:40,649
I couldn't take the idea of not
being a real artist too.
1330
01:19:40,682 --> 01:19:42,451
-Carl!
1331
01:19:42,484 --> 01:19:44,253
That doesn't make
you not a man.
1332
01:19:44,286 --> 01:19:46,688
It means --
-You got chips?
1333
01:19:46,722 --> 01:19:49,759
-It -- That doesn't mean
you're not a real man.
1334
01:19:49,792 --> 01:19:52,361
It means that I made a mistake.
1335
01:19:52,394 --> 01:19:53,729
-No, not as many as me.
1336
01:19:53,763 --> 01:19:55,297
I mean, how many --
1337
01:19:55,330 --> 01:19:57,834
how many body parts
can one man autograph?
1338
01:19:57,867 --> 01:19:59,434
And I did drugs.
1339
01:19:59,468 --> 01:20:00,837
That's never the answer.
1340
01:20:00,870 --> 01:20:02,671
-Come on, Carl, let's go.
1341
01:20:02,704 --> 01:20:04,306
-You have chips,
or you don't have chips?
1342
01:20:04,339 --> 01:20:06,542
-Do not have chips, Carl.
The barn's on fire.
1343
01:20:06,575 --> 01:20:08,143
We've got to go.
-You risked your life for me!
1344
01:20:08,176 --> 01:20:09,378
-I'm risking my life for you.
1345
01:20:09,411 --> 01:20:12,815
-So you are.
-Mm-hmm.
1346
01:20:12,849 --> 01:20:14,483
-Goodbye, my love.
1347
01:20:14,516 --> 01:20:17,553
Goodbye, my darling.
-Let's go. Come on.
1348
01:20:17,586 --> 01:20:21,356
-Tough night for Mount
Mansfield.
1349
01:20:21,390 --> 01:20:24,493
-What drugs did you take, Carl?
1350
01:20:24,526 --> 01:20:26,194
-The big M.
1351
01:20:26,228 --> 01:20:29,331
Marijuana, but I feel fine.
1352
01:20:29,364 --> 01:20:31,733
I do. I do.
Don't worry about me.
1353
01:20:31,768 --> 01:20:34,236
-I just thought you'd be able to
handle it a little bit better,
1354
01:20:34,269 --> 01:20:35,772
given the amount
of denim that you wear.
1355
01:20:35,805 --> 01:20:37,639
I didn't --
1356
01:20:37,673 --> 01:20:40,475
Sid and Ruben
kind of pushed it on me.
1357
01:20:40,509 --> 01:20:43,211
I smoked it, and then I ate
all the gummy bears.
1358
01:20:43,245 --> 01:20:46,348
And I don't even like
gummy bears, but I feel fine.
1359
01:20:46,381 --> 01:20:47,683
It's just everything's on fire.
1360
01:20:47,716 --> 01:20:49,786
-Carl, where is the painting
from today?
1361
01:20:49,819 --> 01:20:54,122
-You ran through
the fire to save me, you nut.
1362
01:20:54,156 --> 01:20:58,226
-Is it in Vantastic?
-You're insane.
1363
01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:01,263
100% certifiable.
1364
01:21:01,296 --> 01:21:04,499
Katherine, you're crazy!
1365
01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:06,368
See if there are any chips
in the glove compartment!
1366
01:21:06,401 --> 01:21:08,604
-Ahh! Shoot.
1367
01:21:08,637 --> 01:21:10,907
I'm crazy, too.
1368
01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:14,476
This is the real Carl
you're seeing tonight.
1369
01:21:14,509 --> 01:21:18,380
-Okay, alright.
1370
01:21:18,413 --> 01:21:20,515
Okay.
-That was fantastic.
1371
01:21:20,549 --> 01:21:23,920
-It's on fire. We got to go.
1372
01:21:23,953 --> 01:21:27,924
Mount Mansfield? Come on!
1373
01:21:31,293 --> 01:21:32,795
Oh, perfect.
1374
01:21:38,266 --> 01:21:41,269
-Go around!
1375
01:21:41,303 --> 01:21:43,171
Go around!
1376
01:21:57,252 --> 01:22:00,288
-Carl...
1377
01:22:15,004 --> 01:22:19,574
-...the finest dairy productsin all of the Northeast
Kingdom.
1378
01:22:19,608 --> 01:22:22,577
-Make it GeraldMilk and Cheese.
1379
01:22:22,611 --> 01:22:25,848
-Meeting or exceeding yourmilk and cheese needs
1380
01:22:25,882 --> 01:22:27,850
for 46 years --
1381
01:22:27,884 --> 01:22:30,218
-The fire is the lead story
in the news.
1382
01:22:30,252 --> 01:22:33,422
-CNN?
-Um, Local.
1383
01:22:35,657 --> 01:22:38,795
- When do you leave?
1384
01:22:38,828 --> 01:22:42,664
-Um, I don't.
1385
01:22:42,698 --> 01:22:44,366
They offered me
the assistant job
1386
01:22:44,399 --> 01:22:47,602
when they found out that
I don't have a college degree.
1387
01:22:47,636 --> 01:22:51,273
-You're not going to take it?
-Mnh-mnh.
1388
01:22:51,306 --> 01:22:52,775
I'm done settling.
1389
01:22:56,645 --> 01:22:58,346
Oh, hold on.
1390
01:22:58,380 --> 01:23:01,316
-Here's an updateon the Carl Nargle story.
1391
01:23:01,349 --> 01:23:02,919
An unnamed police source
1392
01:23:02,952 --> 01:23:06,956
has told Channel 31 Action Newsthat Carl Nargle's DNA,
1393
01:23:06,989 --> 01:23:09,624
specifically a large portionof his hair,
1394
01:23:09,658 --> 01:23:11,794
was found in the ashes.
1395
01:23:11,828 --> 01:23:13,695
-With all ofhis paintings burned,
1396
01:23:13,729 --> 01:23:15,731
At least we will have his locks
1397
01:23:15,765 --> 01:23:19,267
to remember thisVermont state treasure by.
1398
01:23:19,301 --> 01:23:23,505
And speaking of treasure,every kid treasures presents,
1399
01:23:23,538 --> 01:23:27,743
and for sixlucky children present --
1400
01:23:27,777 --> 01:23:31,013
-Carl Nargle is dead.
1401
01:23:31,047 --> 01:23:33,582
-So he is.
1402
01:23:41,958 --> 01:23:43,926
-Good morning.
1403
01:23:52,802 --> 01:23:55,670
-How many Nargles do you have?
1404
01:24:00,977 --> 01:24:03,345
-I was originally hired
to do graphics.
1405
01:24:03,378 --> 01:24:05,714
-But it's more than just
the article in the paper
1406
01:24:05,747 --> 01:24:09,317
where you ask if a reporter
wants to have sex with Carl
1407
01:24:09,351 --> 01:24:12,687
and you personally hosting
two live paintings shows
1408
01:24:12,721 --> 01:24:14,389
very poorly.
1409
01:24:14,422 --> 01:24:16,759
-Oh, well,
our overhead's way down.
1410
01:24:16,793 --> 01:24:18,393
So many people quitting.
1411
01:24:18,426 --> 01:24:20,428
There's some positives there.
One sec.
1412
01:24:20,462 --> 01:24:22,965
PBS Burlington.
1413
01:24:22,999 --> 01:24:27,435
-Anthony, Bradford Lenihan,
calling with my condolences
1414
01:24:27,469 --> 01:24:29,571
on the passing of Carl Nargle.
1415
01:24:29,604 --> 01:24:33,009
-Yeah, it's a tough day.
-I'll be brief.
1416
01:24:33,042 --> 01:24:37,814
I recently spoke with Carl
about showing at Burlington.
1417
01:24:37,847 --> 01:24:39,782
-Everything was burned
in the fire.
1418
01:24:39,816 --> 01:24:44,987
-Which means any surviving
Nargles would be quite valuable.
1419
01:24:47,156 --> 01:24:51,060
-The Burlington Museum of Art
cannot be a complete collection
1420
01:24:51,093 --> 01:24:54,396
of Vermont Beaux-Arts
without at least one Nargle,
1421
01:24:54,429 --> 01:24:56,833
and we are willing
to pay for it.
1422
01:25:08,443 --> 01:25:10,079
-Please tell me you have one.
1423
01:25:12,048 --> 01:25:14,050
-He made Jenna rich.
1424
01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:17,485
-He made you all rich.
-Yeah.
1425
01:25:17,519 --> 01:25:21,423
Should we go inside?
1426
01:25:21,456 --> 01:25:23,458
-Yeah.
1427
01:25:23,491 --> 01:25:25,727
Come on.
1428
01:25:25,761 --> 01:25:29,364
-I wish I was dead.
-It's gonna be okay.
1429
01:25:30,498 --> 01:25:33,870
-I say inappropriate things
when I'm uncomfortable.
1430
01:25:33,903 --> 01:25:35,938
- Hey, I'm Mandy,
1431
01:25:35,972 --> 01:25:39,674
Ambrosia's mom.
-Oh, hi.
1432
01:25:39,708 --> 01:25:40,977
-Aww.
1433
01:25:41,010 --> 01:25:44,914
This is MeeMaw.
-Beverly Brown?
1434
01:25:44,947 --> 01:25:47,116
-I went to school with
your MeeMaw.
1435
01:25:49,118 --> 01:25:50,920
-And roll the graphic.
1436
01:25:52,855 --> 01:25:55,557
And take camera one.
1437
01:25:55,590 --> 01:26:00,763
-Our final guest this afternoon
is the new host of "Paint."
1438
01:26:00,796 --> 01:26:03,799
Please welcome
to the show, Mary.
1439
01:26:03,833 --> 01:26:06,534
One of the hosts
of "Paint," Donald.
1440
01:26:06,568 --> 01:26:09,872
I'm happy to announce that
thanks to a sizable donation
1441
01:26:09,906 --> 01:26:13,876
from our new GM, Wendy,
and some technological wizardry
1442
01:26:13,910 --> 01:26:16,611
from our new
head of graphics, Tony,
1443
01:26:16,645 --> 01:26:19,115
PBS Burlington was able to
digitally remove
1444
01:26:19,148 --> 01:26:21,784
Carl Nargle's pipe
from his shows
1445
01:26:21,817 --> 01:26:25,821
so we can all watch him take us
to his special place forever.
1446
01:26:25,855 --> 01:26:28,723
-And then roll the clip.
1447
01:26:57,820 --> 01:27:00,522
-Put anything in my stew,'cause I'll eat it.
1448
01:27:00,555 --> 01:27:02,258
I love a good stew.
1449
01:27:02,291 --> 01:27:06,963
Feel free to draw me a letterwith your favorite stews.
1450
01:27:06,996 --> 01:27:11,700
Always nice to hearfrom people back home.
1451
01:27:13,169 --> 01:27:17,106
-The wonders...
1452
01:27:17,139 --> 01:27:18,941
of technology.
1453
01:27:46,769 --> 01:27:50,272
-Do you know what that's worth?
1454
01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:51,974
-Yup.
1455
01:27:52,008 --> 01:27:55,311
-Okay.
-Yes, indeed.
1456
01:28:10,326 --> 01:28:14,230
Where do you think he is,
really?
1457
01:28:14,263 --> 01:28:16,098
-Heaven.
1458
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,935
-Yeah.
1459
01:28:22,972 --> 01:28:27,709
-♪ You fill up my senses ♪
1460
01:28:27,742 --> 01:28:32,081
♪ Like a night in the forest ♪
1461
01:28:32,114 --> 01:28:33,916
♪ Like the mountains
in springtime ♪
1462
01:28:33,949 --> 01:28:37,286
-There she is, Miss Marcy.
1463
01:28:37,319 --> 01:28:41,223
-♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪
1464
01:28:41,257 --> 01:28:43,691
-What are you gonna share with
us today, old friend?
1465
01:28:43,725 --> 01:28:47,897
Looks like someone's been
working overtime.
1466
01:28:49,932 --> 01:28:52,234
-I got groceries.
1467
01:28:52,268 --> 01:28:54,336
You feel like grilling?
1468
01:28:54,370 --> 01:28:55,637
-I already put it on.
1469
01:28:55,670 --> 01:28:57,807
-♪ You fill up my senses ♪
1470
01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:00,810
-How was school?
-Oh, it was, um...
1471
01:29:00,843 --> 01:29:04,380
confusing and awful.
1472
01:29:04,413 --> 01:29:08,217
-I tried to warn you years ago.
1473
01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:10,752
Can I tell you something
really, really important?
1474
01:29:10,786 --> 01:29:12,021
-Yeah.
1475
01:29:12,054 --> 01:29:13,856
-If I'm never going to
leave here,
1476
01:29:13,889 --> 01:29:17,692
I think we should
probably get cable.
1477
01:29:17,725 --> 01:29:19,829
-Well, you know,
1478
01:29:19,862 --> 01:29:23,032
a man who has the love of
a good blackberry bush
1479
01:29:23,065 --> 01:29:25,334
shouldn't need cable.
1480
01:29:25,367 --> 01:29:26,869
-What about a VCR?
1481
01:29:26,902 --> 01:29:28,670
I think being able
to watch a movie
1482
01:29:28,703 --> 01:29:32,007
while you're away could help
make this our special place.
1483
01:29:32,041 --> 01:29:34,944
-Oh, it's already
pretty great for me.
1484
01:29:34,977 --> 01:29:37,179
-♪ Come let me love you ♪
1485
01:29:53,462 --> 01:29:55,630
-What do you think?
1486
01:29:57,466 --> 01:30:00,069
-Make the blue red.
-Okay.
1487
01:30:00,102 --> 01:30:04,106
-And what if it was
a little girl?
1488
01:30:05,774 --> 01:30:09,111
-I like it.
1489
01:30:09,145 --> 01:30:11,147
-Just promise me
you won't become famous again.
1490
01:30:11,180 --> 01:30:13,681
Well, I'm not going
to sign it Carl Nargle.
1491
01:30:13,715 --> 01:30:16,418
He died in a barn.
1492
01:30:16,452 --> 01:30:18,120
-Sign it "Barnsy."
1493
01:30:18,154 --> 01:30:19,687
-Re-Barnsy.
1494
01:30:19,721 --> 01:30:21,090
-Maybe "Barnsy."
1495
01:30:21,123 --> 01:30:22,690
-Maybe "Blanksy."
-Blanksy?
1496
01:30:22,724 --> 01:30:24,293
-Blanksy.
1497
01:30:32,001 --> 01:30:33,435
-♪ Meet me
in the middle of the day ♪
1498
01:30:33,469 --> 01:30:34,770
♪ Let me hear you say ♪
1499
01:30:34,803 --> 01:30:36,772
♪ "Everything's okay" ♪
1500
01:30:36,805 --> 01:30:41,944
♪ Come on out beneath
the shining sun ♪
1501
01:30:41,977 --> 01:30:43,711
♪ Meet me in
the middle of the night ♪
1502
01:30:43,745 --> 01:30:44,980
♪ Let me hear you say ♪
1503
01:30:45,014 --> 01:30:46,982
♪ "Everything's alright" ♪
1504
01:30:47,016 --> 01:30:52,221
♪ Sneak on out beneath
the stars and run, yeah ♪
1505
01:30:52,254 --> 01:30:55,991
♪ Oh, yeah, yes ♪
1506
01:30:56,025 --> 01:30:59,795
♪ Oh, yes ♪
1507
01:31:11,373 --> 01:31:14,243
♪ It's king and queen
and we must go down 'round ♪
1508
01:31:14,276 --> 01:31:16,744
♪ Behind the chandelier ♪
1509
01:31:16,779 --> 01:31:19,114
♪ Where I won't have
to speak my mind ♪
1510
01:31:19,148 --> 01:31:21,784
♪ And you won't have to hear ♪
1511
01:31:21,817 --> 01:31:24,053
♪ Shreds of news
and afterthoughts ♪
1512
01:31:24,086 --> 01:31:26,922
♪ And complicated scenes ♪
1513
01:31:26,956 --> 01:31:29,191
♪ We'll weather down
behind the light ♪
1514
01:31:29,225 --> 01:31:33,429
♪ And fade like magazines ♪
1515
01:31:33,462 --> 01:31:36,298
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
1516
01:32:22,177 --> 01:32:25,514
-♪ I don't believe
in superstars ♪
1517
01:32:25,547 --> 01:32:28,484
♪ Organic food
and foreign cars ♪
1518
01:32:28,517 --> 01:32:31,420
♪ I don't believe
the price of gold ♪
1519
01:32:31,453 --> 01:32:34,456
♪ The certainty of growing old ♪
1520
01:32:34,490 --> 01:32:37,593
♪ That right is right
and left is wrong ♪
1521
01:32:37,626 --> 01:32:40,529
♪ That north and south
can't get along ♪
1522
01:32:40,562 --> 01:32:43,899
♪ That east is east
and west is west ♪
1523
01:32:43,932 --> 01:32:46,435
♪ And being first
is always best ♪
1524
01:32:46,468 --> 01:32:52,041
♪ But I believe in love ♪
1525
01:32:52,074 --> 01:32:57,846
♪ I believe in babies ♪
1526
01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:02,851
♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪
1527
01:33:02,885 --> 01:33:06,355
♪ And I believe in you ♪
1528
01:33:10,559 --> 01:33:14,229
♪ Well, I don't believe
that heaven waits ♪
1529
01:33:14,263 --> 01:33:17,299
♪ For only those
who congregate ♪
1530
01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:20,302
♪ I like to think of God
as love ♪
1531
01:33:20,336 --> 01:33:23,339
♪ He's down below,
he's up above ♪
1532
01:33:23,372 --> 01:33:26,375
♪ He's watching people
everywhere ♪
1533
01:33:26,408 --> 01:33:29,445
♪ He knows who does
and doesn't care ♪
1534
01:33:29,478 --> 01:33:32,514
♪ And I'm an ordinary man ♪
1535
01:33:32,548 --> 01:33:35,484
♪ Sometimes I wonder who I am ♪
1536
01:33:35,517 --> 01:33:41,023
♪ But I believe in love ♪
1537
01:33:41,056 --> 01:33:47,162
♪ I believe in music ♪
1538
01:33:47,196 --> 01:33:51,967
♪ I believe in magic ♪
1539
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,304
♪ And I believe in you ♪
1540
01:34:00,309 --> 01:34:03,379
♪ I know with all my certainty ♪
1541
01:34:03,412 --> 01:34:06,348
♪ What's going on
with you and me ♪
1542
01:34:06,382 --> 01:34:12,488
♪ Is a good thing ♪
1543
01:34:12,521 --> 01:34:16,625
♪ It's true ♪
1544
01:34:16,658 --> 01:34:21,563
♪ I believe in you ♪
1545
01:34:25,234 --> 01:34:27,970
♪ I don't believe virginity ♪
1546
01:34:28,003 --> 01:34:31,206
♪ Is as common
as it used to be ♪
1547
01:34:31,240 --> 01:34:34,309
♪ In working days
and sleeping nights ♪
1548
01:34:34,343 --> 01:34:37,246
♪ That black is black
and white is white ♪
1549
01:34:37,279 --> 01:34:40,149
♪ That Superman and Robin Hood ♪
1550
01:34:40,182 --> 01:34:43,218
♪ Are still alive in Hollywood ♪
1551
01:34:43,252 --> 01:34:46,288
♪ That gasoline's
in short supply ♪
1552
01:34:46,321 --> 01:34:49,258
♪ The rising cost
of getting by ♪
1553
01:34:49,291 --> 01:34:54,696
♪ But I believe in love ♪
1554
01:34:54,730 --> 01:35:00,736
♪ I believe in old folks ♪
1555
01:35:00,770 --> 01:35:05,441
♪ I believe in children ♪
1556
01:35:05,474 --> 01:35:13,315
♪ I believe in you ♪
1557
01:35:13,348 --> 01:35:19,688
♪ I believe in love ♪
1558
01:35:19,721 --> 01:35:25,060
♪ I believe in babies ♪
1559
01:35:25,093 --> 01:35:30,165
♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪
1560
01:35:30,199 --> 01:35:36,004
♪ And I believe in you ♪
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