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baby

baby
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oh yeah hi

oh yeah hi
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have a good day yeah not bad um

have a good day yeah not bad um
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tutorials mostly how about you

tutorials mostly how about you
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um well I had a double period with 9f

um well I had a double period with 9f
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followed by a double with 10 T and the

followed by a double with 10 T and the
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afternoon rehearsing as you like it with

afternoon rehearsing as you like it with
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a load of hormone little teenagers

a load of hormone little teenagers
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no I just can't imagine still having

no I just can't imagine still having
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friends that I was at school with

friends that I was at school with
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I mean you know having an adult

I mean you know having an adult
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relationship with someone I've known

relationship with someone I've known
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since what 11

since what 11
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well that's because you moved to London

well that's because you moved to London
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from the sticks

from the sticks
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I mean we were born and brought up here

I mean we were born and brought up here
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and we've just sort of stayed put

and we've just sort of stayed put
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well and I went to the states for a bit

well and I went to the states for a bit
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anyway we don't see each other all the

anyway we don't see each other all the
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time

time
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birthdays and Christmas

birthdays and Christmas
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so you'll get together I'm not saying

so you'll get together I'm not saying
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there's anything wrong with it

there's anything wrong with it
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it's kind of sweet

it's kind of sweet
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well you talk to them on the phone there

well you talk to them on the phone there
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well I know you talk to Anna

well I know you talk to Anna
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she's the one I'd like best you think

she's the one I'd like best you think
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well yeah

well yeah
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yeah I guess so

yeah I guess so
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not quite sure you'd take the others

not quite sure you'd take the others
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and has had most of the rough edges

and has had most of the rough edges
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smoothed away

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I know you don't believe me but the

I know you don't believe me but the
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relief would be it's four things Chris

relief would be it's four things Chris
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I'm not spoiling anything I just want us

I'm not spoiling anything I just want us
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to talk you always have to push it push

to talk you always have to push it push
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it I think I've had the patience of a

it I think I've had the patience of a
saint

saint

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you know what it feels like do I always

you know what it feels like do I always
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have to skulk around I mean we're

have to skulk around I mean we're
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supposed to be having a relationship but

supposed to be having a relationship but
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I know it's hard I know but it's not

I know it's hard I know but it's not
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gonna get any easier and they are your

gonna get any easier and they are your
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and anyway I told you I'm gonna tell

and anyway I told you I'm gonna tell
them

them

them
when

I don't suppose they even know I exist

I don't suppose they even know I exist
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don't worry start without me hello

don't worry start without me hello
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Andy looks after me or somebody's got to

Andy looks after me or somebody's got to
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can I fill that up for you oh you can

can I fill that up for you oh you can
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wasn't like now your cards right you

wasn't like now your cards right you
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could be doing the dishes with him later

could be doing the dishes with him later
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anyway you're looking pretty good

anyway you're looking pretty good
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yourself Anna Curry it's brilliant you

yourself Anna Curry it's brilliant you
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know it looks 10 years off isn't it gone

know it looks 10 years off isn't it gone
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for that because it cost enough but to

for that because it cost enough but to
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be perfectly honest I'm going gray

be perfectly honest I'm going gray
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I have someone underneath so I'm hoping

I have someone underneath so I'm hoping
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it's going to make me look distinctly no

it's going to make me look distinctly no
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just wait till your pubes turn gray and

just wait till your pubes turn gray and
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all

all
ah

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no company a couple of years Tom will be

no company a couple of years Tom will be
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Gray's Brewer pads don't worry John I'll

Gray's Brewer pads don't worry John I'll
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come over and put a bit of color oh yeah

come over and put a bit of color oh yeah
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could you see me going into the salon

could you see me going into the salon
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asking for a couple of dry and if any

asking for a couple of dry and if any
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rinse please

rinse please
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goes to prove she 'll Shake anything

goes to prove she 'll Shake anything
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hey Karen what's his new black are yours

hey Karen what's his new black are yours
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like Christen it oh we've got a picture

like Christen it oh we've got a picture
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no no I haven't no not on me oh well

no no I haven't no not on me oh well
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then it can't be serious because there's

then it can't be serious because there's
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always a picture in your wallet if it's

always a picture in your wallet if it's
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alive

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him on Saturday bring him to the wedding

him on Saturday bring him to the wedding
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aren't you yeah of course she is you

aren't you yeah of course she is you
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want to see in a bridesmaid frock didn't

want to see in a bridesmaid frock didn't
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he make a nice change in the French

he make a nice change in the French
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maids now

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only joking girl what's he do for a

only joking girl what's he do for a
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living teacher oh that's nice I need to

living teacher oh that's nice I need to
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remember what would be like when there

remember what would be like when there
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was a new male teacher in school do you

was a new male teacher in school do you
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you know really weird kept touching

you know really weird kept touching
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their names all the time yeah but she

their names all the time yeah but she
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was a lazy weren't she was she

was a lazy weren't she was she
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she was

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like no different was the matter with

like no different was the matter with
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her just never occurred to me well

her just never occurred to me well
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people didn't talk about things like

people didn't talk about things like
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well I went out this bloke once Ryan and

well I went out this bloke once Ryan and
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he could only get a hard time in my talk

he could only get a hard time in my talk
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dirty to him I was asking the right one

dirty to him I was asking the right one
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you're right I'm with a toy boy Karen

you're right I'm with a toy boy Karen
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would you mind if I slow Paul okay she's

would you mind if I slow Paul okay she's
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I've got a bit of a headache oh yeah

I've got a bit of a headache oh yeah
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that used to be Mandy's excuse listen

that used to be Mandy's excuse listen
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your other words that bloke he was all

your other words that bloke he was all
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right drag him along if you have to well

right drag him along if you have to well
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um Chris is a bit shy you know Suze yeah

um Chris is a bit shy you know Suze yeah
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we'll be over so that's why we girls

we'll be over so that's why we girls
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yeah yeah I can just imagine

yeah yeah I can just imagine
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all right well thanks for coming all

all right well thanks for coming all
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right darling look at least if you show

right darling look at least if you show
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him off then you won't have to put up

him off then you won't have to put up
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with her mum saying when you're gonna

with her mum saying when you're gonna
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find yourself a nice young man all right

find yourself a nice young man all right
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see you bye bye guys

see you bye bye guys
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hi

hi
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are you asleep

are you asleep
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did you have a nice time well I don't

did you have a nice time well I don't
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know about nice

know about nice
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it was interesting and a Grizzly sort of

it was interesting and a Grizzly sort of
way

after the restaurant we went to a male

after the restaurant we went to a male
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if you want this to work Karen you can't

if you want this to work Karen you can't
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pretend for the rest of your life but

pretend for the rest of your life but
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pretend I don't pretend who are you

pretend I don't pretend who are you
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kidding what the hell do you think you

kidding what the hell do you think you
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were doing tonight sitting there gorping

were doing tonight sitting there gorping
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a load of naked men along with the rest

a load of naked men along with the rest
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of them lay off with you I don't need

of them lay off with you I don't need
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this no and I don't need a relationship

this no and I don't need a relationship
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where I'm taken out of a box when it

where I'm taken out of a box when it
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suits you and packed away again when it

suits you and packed away again when it
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doesn't it's not like that yes it is

doesn't it's not like that yes it is
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it's exactly like that and if that is as

it's exactly like that and if that is as
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far as you can go then that is fine

far as you can go then that is fine
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but I'm a person I'm not there for your

but I'm a person I'm not there for your
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hello

hello
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hi Anna hi hi

hi Anna hi hi
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yes of course of course

yes of course of course
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okay bye

okay bye
okay

because the fact is I got pregnant

because the fact is I got pregnant
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or he didn't want the baby oh no no he

or he didn't want the baby oh no no he
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really did want it

really did want it
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no it was me I

no it was me I
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I don't know I got scared I suppose that

I don't know I got scared I suppose that
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I thought a baby might come between us

I thought a baby might come between us
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and spoil things you know and then there

and spoil things you know and then there
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I ended up losing my baby my job

I ended up losing my baby my job
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I tell you on a scale of one to ten for

I tell you on a scale of one to ten for
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[ __ ] decisions I'm straight in there

[ __ ] decisions I'm straight in there
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talk to him about it if only it was that

talk to him about it if only it was that
easy

come on Hannah have you got a chance of

come on Hannah have you got a chance of
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Chris

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foreign

foreign
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oh do I love you and I'm not ashamed of

oh do I love you and I'm not ashamed of
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funny I always thought

funny I always thought
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but you're right all I've done is hide

but you're right all I've done is hide
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I want you to come with me with the

I want you to come with me with the
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just tell it when I started to face up

just tell it when I started to face up
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sure

sure
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that conference center must have heard

that conference center must have heard
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us me you mean you were loud enough to

us me you mean you were loud enough to
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unlike you squeaky little mouse

unlike you squeaky little mouse
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well thank you

well thank you
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and like you

and like you
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I didn't particularly want everybody to

I didn't particularly want everybody to
hear

hear

hear
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do you remember the looks we got the

do you remember the looks we got the
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next day breakfast

next day breakfast
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seems ages ago now

seems ages ago now
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it was

it was
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remember how scared you were

remember how scared you were
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I've been on the Block as many times as

I've been on the Block as many times as
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you around the block you hadn't even

you around the block you hadn't even
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been to the corner shop

been to the corner shop
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I'm gonna be all right tomorrow believe

I'm gonna be all right tomorrow believe
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me I know what you're going through it's

me I know what you're going through it's
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the same for me but

the same for me but
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you just

you just
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through it

through it
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anyways your own fault because if you've

anyways your own fault because if you've
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worn those dungarees and had your head

worn those dungarees and had your head
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shaved like I said I think they'd have

shaved like I said I think they'd have
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I shouldn't recognize you oh yes you

I shouldn't recognize you oh yes you
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will I'll be the one prancing around

will I'll be the one prancing around
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with a big Pizza Rock you'll look

with a big Pizza Rock you'll look
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Sensational just as long as you think so

Sensational just as long as you think so
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I'm thinking to wish the whole thing was

I'm thinking to wish the whole thing was
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over and done with don't you'll enjoy it

over and done with don't you'll enjoy it
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but it's not every day you get asked to

but it's not every day you get asked to
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tart yourself up and be all Posey

tart yourself up and be all Posey
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I'm looking forward to it yeah yes

I'm looking forward to it yeah yes
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it'll be fine

it'll be fine
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bloody oh look at the time will you keep

bloody oh look at the time will you keep
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still don't worry you've got ages

still don't worry you've got ages
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do you think I should phone Joe make

do you think I should phone Joe make
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sure he's up no look everything

sure he's up no look everything
relax

relax

relax
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and you have a cup of tea oh that's a

and you have a cup of tea oh that's a
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50th cup of tea she's giving me this

50th cup of tea she's giving me this
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morning at this rate I'll be able to

morning at this rate I'll be able to
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do you remember when we watched your dad

do you remember when we watched your dad
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climb Over the Garden Wall and creep

climb Over the Garden Wall and creep
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and remember we were peeping through

and remember we were peeping through
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your curtains for ages watching that

your curtains for ages watching that
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and when your mum came upstairs we went

and when your mum came upstairs we went
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I think she ever knew

I think she ever knew
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yeah

yeah

yeah
okay

foreign

foreign
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okay

okay
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listen yo if you don't piss off our

listen yo if you don't piss off our
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where is she I've left her over there

where is she I've left her over there
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I'm gonna get Steve to take her back to

I'm gonna get Steve to take her back to
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our place so she can get cleaned up

our place so she can get cleaned up
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you'll bring her on later

you'll bring her on later
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uh do you think that's such a good idea

uh do you think that's such a good idea
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oh sorry sorry you don't know each other

oh sorry sorry you don't know each other
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do you Jan this is Simon Paxman the best

do you Jan this is Simon Paxman the best
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man it's just that things are a bit

man it's just that things are a bit
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tense already I know whose fault's that

tense already I know whose fault's that
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um Simon knows what's been going on well

um Simon knows what's been going on well
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you knew

you knew
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you're not just can't keep your dicks

you're not just can't keep your dicks
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inside your pants can you one whiff of a

inside your pants can you one whiff of a
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bit of Nookie and you're like a rat up a

bit of Nookie and you're like a rat up a
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drain pipe hey hey hold on it's not my

drain pipe hey hey hold on it's not my
fault

fault

fault
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I didn't know it was Susie's mate did I

I didn't know it was Susie's mate did I
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it's just the last itch fling that's all

it's just the last itch fling that's all
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quick Shag

quick Shag
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you're my friend over there she'll be

you're my friend over there she'll be
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really comforted by that

really comforted by that
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look this is getting us nowhere why

look this is getting us nowhere why
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don't we just stick to the story and

don't we just stick to the story and
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this is it one two three

this is it one two three
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and one more please keep the smiles keep

and one more please keep the smiles keep
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the smiles on your faces

the smiles on your faces
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keep moving a little bit closer please

keep moving a little bit closer please
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the waitress he's dropped the trifle

the waitress he's dropped the trifle
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yeah and it's all over the floor um very

yeah and it's all over the floor um very
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slippery uh could be dangerous oh yeah

slippery uh could be dangerous oh yeah
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man they got trifle nice and soft on

man they got trifle nice and soft on
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what was that what the bleeding out you

what was that what the bleeding out you
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think it was woman nobody's got a mouth

think it was woman nobody's got a mouth
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on him like your daughter maybe they're

on him like your daughter maybe they're
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consummating the marriage go on my son

consummating the marriage go on my son
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we're not all like you Charlie they said

we're not all like you Charlie they said
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enough of this come on let the dog see

enough of this come on let the dog see
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foreign

foreign

foreign
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okay

okay
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I suppose so

I suppose so
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as Susie

as Susie
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to where this can be expected

to where this can be expected
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uh look can we can we go and have a

uh look can we can we go and have a
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quiet word in here

quiet word in here
oh

oh

oh
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you haven't told him yet have you look

you haven't told him yet have you look
please

please

please
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Chris please don't start on me look you

Chris please don't start on me look you
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would just not believe what's been going

would just not believe what's been going
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we're both at different stages of Our

we're both at different stages of Our
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Lives we're looking for different things

Lives we're looking for different things
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Anna I I need to talk to you this is my

Anna I I need to talk to you this is my
friend<00:28:09.539> Chris

friend Chris

friend Chris
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doozy I'm so sorry yeah

doozy I'm so sorry yeah
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you say Mandy

you say Mandy
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I tell you I didn't read about none of

I tell you I didn't read about none of
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this in Brides magazine and to top it

this in Brides magazine and to top it
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all I've just caught my chief bridesmaid

all I've just caught my chief bridesmaid
Snogging<00:28:29.159> with<00:28:29.460> a<00:28:29.640> woman

Snogging with a woman

Snogging with a woman
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apparent I'm talking about

apparent I'm talking about
you know

you know

you know
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why am I always allowed to find out

why am I always allowed to find out
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about anything

about anything
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I tell you I don't think I can take much

I tell you I don't think I can take much
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hi hi

hi hi
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I'm Chris Karen's partner

I'm Chris Karen's partner
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oh I'm just gonna get a drink from the

oh I'm just gonna get a drink from the
bar

bar

bar
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steak I just wish we could go home

steak I just wish we could go home
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we're still lucky

we're still lucky
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come on

come on
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Adams the one you had earlier last time

Adams the one you had earlier last time
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who said there'd never be another

who said there'd never be another
Sinatra

I've had a request from the blushing

I've had a request from the blushing
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Pride it's dedicated to some very

Pride it's dedicated to some very
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special friends she says You'll Know Who

special friends she says You'll Know Who
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I don't want to lose you come on group

I don't want to lose you come on group
hug

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is a lesbian

is a lesbian
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just helping him with his diet Miss

just helping him with his diet Miss
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that's very commendable

that's very commendable
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I think he's been such a helpful mood

I think he's been such a helpful mood
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today you can get me another cup of

today you can get me another cup of
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coffee why please no sugar

coffee why please no sugar
Barrett

Barrett

Barrett
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through your mouth

through your mouth
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nice quiet calm moment for yourselves in

nice quiet calm moment for yourselves in
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out through the mouth

out through the mouth
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okay try and ignore Barra in through the

okay try and ignore Barra in through the
nose

oh Karen glad I caught you

oh Karen glad I caught you
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Simon's leading present oh yeah yeah

Simon's leading present oh yeah yeah
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should be a good party

should be a good party
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what's the form on taking someone along

what's the form on taking someone along
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I've got a couple of tickets for the new

I've got a couple of tickets for the new
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Macbeth on the 19th I was wondering if

Macbeth on the 19th I was wondering if
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you'd like to come the eight ball was

you'd like to come the eight ball was
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very good by the way it's a shame you

very good by the way it's a shame you
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couldn't make it oh well um

couldn't make it oh well um
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I'll check in my diary and um

I'll check in my diary and um
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I'll get back to you

I'll get back to you
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sure no problem

sure no problem
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oh by the way there was a message for

oh by the way there was a message for
you

you

you
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it's a boy

it's a boy
oh

oh

oh
thanks

I'll tell you I've got this great big

I'll tell you I've got this great big
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bloody sanitary towel they've given me

bloody sanitary towel they've given me
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it's not having a duvet shut down your

it's not having a duvet shut down your
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did they show you what to do sort of

did they show you what to do sort of
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most of the time they're right around

most of the time they're right around
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who does that remind me to stop it

who does that remind me to stop it
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poor cow I'm not squatting on a peanut

poor cow I'm not squatting on a peanut
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oh yeah well we're not all as lucky as

oh yeah well we're not all as lucky as
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you and talking of which where is Big

you and talking of which where is Big
Boy

Boy

Boy
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oh he was knackered and I sent him home

oh he was knackered and I sent him home
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bloody hell's that

bloody hell's that
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oh God sorry it's me oh hello

oh God sorry it's me oh hello
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I've probably killed off half a dozen

I've probably killed off half a dozen
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people with that call already yeah well

people with that call already yeah well
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sorry girls I've got to go Nature Calls

sorry girls I've got to go Nature Calls
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oh let me guess I don't want any

oh let me guess I don't want any
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lectures teachers because I haven't had

lectures teachers because I haven't had
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sex for a week a week

sex for a week a week
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listen don't forget to let me know about

listen don't forget to let me know about
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the headwetting will you all right

the headwetting will you all right
bye

so has anyone make this plate yet

so has anyone make this plate yet
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I don't think it's the kind of

I don't think it's the kind of
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relationship where you take him home to

relationship where you take him home to
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meet your mom's not a bit like your

meet your mom's not a bit like your
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Jamaica oh very funny no no not like my

Jamaica oh very funny no no not like my
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
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marking to do well done you thanks

marking to do well done you thanks
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thanks for loving

thanks for loving
you coming<00:34:17.940> man

you coming man

you coming man
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okay okay listen up everybody can you

okay okay listen up everybody can you
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yes yes Leonardo DiCaprio

yes yes Leonardo DiCaprio
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right uh the famous balcony scene who'd

right uh the famous balcony scene who'd
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like to be my Romeo

like to be my Romeo
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Mr Barrett I'm sure you could give

Mr Barrett I'm sure you could give
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I never rated him much myself

I never rated him much myself
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no I shouldn't think so but then you're

no I shouldn't think so but then you're
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a woman thank you I am also your partner

a woman thank you I am also your partner
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I'm not one of the gang and that's fine

I'm not one of the gang and that's fine
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they're just your friends look why don't

they're just your friends look why don't
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you go get drunk because of the baby

you go get drunk because of the baby
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yes hi hi Jesse

yes hi hi Jesse
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all right last one to the gate buys the

all right last one to the gate buys the
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oh I feel a bit queer

oh I feel a bit queer
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where should you be nice well what are

where should you be nice well what are
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your diary sorry

your diary sorry
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to see if you're free for The Bard

to see if you're free for The Bard
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oh um yes

oh um yes
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um no no

um no no
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um I've got something else on that night

um I've got something else on that night
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so um sorry

so um sorry
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um thanks though a bit of going yeah

um thanks though a bit of going yeah
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sure no problem

sure no problem
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now that's a metaphor can you remember

now that's a metaphor can you remember
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that we were doing some work yesterday

that we were doing some work yesterday
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right so what was Orwell's view of

right so what was Orwell's view of
communism

all right

all right
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Hitler hey commies yes that's true and

Hitler hey commies yes that's true and
quiz

and Hitler was an evil madman Barrett

and Hitler was an evil madman Barrett
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not traveling the love nest is there

not traveling the love nest is there
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I've told you get yourself a boyfriend

I've told you get yourself a boyfriend
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you never disappointed oh no you never

you never disappointed oh no you never
disappointed

time for me to go yes

time for me to go yes
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oh someone's filled his nappy hey we're

oh someone's filled his nappy hey we're
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going then show him what a new man you

going then show him what a new man you
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are do upstairs eh yeah yeah Cheers

are do upstairs eh yeah yeah Cheers
Cheers

can't do it can she oh oh why sorry Cara

can't do it can she oh oh why sorry Cara
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I couldn't face me old man I mean he

I couldn't face me old man I mean he
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does think the world of you but I think

does think the world of you but I think
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he'd be a bit worried his grandson would

he'd be a bit worried his grandson would
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end up a bit well oh please I don't

end up a bit well oh please I don't
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believe it honey you don't want to do it

believe it honey you don't want to do it
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would you mind I don't know we just got

would you mind I don't know we just got
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rid of your she don't responsibility

rid of your she don't responsibility
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someone else's do ya

someone else's do ya
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and Jen

and Jen
well

no it's got to be the Old Baron bid in

no it's got to be the Old Baron bid in
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her bank shut up

her bank shut up
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and uh

and uh
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how are things with Frank

how are things with Frank
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I've decided to Chuck him

I've decided to Chuck him
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oh no I told her she wants to write one

oh no I told her she wants to write one
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of them lonely art no she's not that

of them lonely art no she's not that
desperate

desperate

desperate
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yeah I'll find you one no no

yeah I'll find you one no no
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go on paper excuse me it's a sad [ __ ]

go on paper excuse me it's a sad [ __ ]
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in the corner would like to say

in the corner would like to say
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something here he's a sad [ __ ] take

something here he's a sad [ __ ] take
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your pick oh cheeky girl

your pick oh cheeky girl
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oh look at him

oh look at him
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there you go okay I gotta go don't you

there you go okay I gotta go don't you
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sexual orientation being

sexual orientation being
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subject for speculation this term

subject for speculation this term
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I just thought I'd forewarn you in case

I just thought I'd forewarn you in case
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you hadn't um

you hadn't um
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yes yes quiet actually the

yes yes quiet actually the
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chair of Governors mentioned it after

chair of Governors mentioned it after
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well that's what I thought

well that's what I thought
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so it

so it
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it has no basis in truth

it has no basis in truth
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fine it's good it's just that um

fine it's good it's just that um
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parents can be

parents can be
good

hi I've just been into your class things

hi I've just been into your class things
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were getting a bit Rowdy oh right oh and

were getting a bit Rowdy oh right oh and
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by the way

by the way
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if your toast ran to something a little

if your toast ran to something a little
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softer shall we say you only had to tell

softer shall we say you only had to tell
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me I'm as liberal as the next person you

me I'm as liberal as the next person you
know

r b is my favorite type of music great

r b is my favorite type of music great
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that's good

that's good
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Barrett okay

Barrett okay
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what are you going to talk about people

what are you going to talk about people
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watching people

watching people
watching<00:41:02.460> people

watching people

watching people
right

right

right
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okay big voice

okay big voice
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most of the people you watch

most of the people you watch
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are really boring

are really boring
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they just walk around and do their

they just walk around and do their
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shopping and that

shopping and that
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it really makes me laugh

it really makes me laugh
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or someone don't know you're watching

or someone don't know you're watching
him

him

him
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and they pick their nose off scratch

and they pick their nose off scratch
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the best thing right is when you're

the best thing right is when you're
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watching them indoors

watching them indoors
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and I don't even know you're there

and I don't even know you're there
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once right

once right
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I was looking through this window

I was looking through this window
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into this house watching these two women

into this house watching these two women
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I was just walking about yakin

I was just walking about yakin
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ponzy Place big green rug all over the

ponzy Place big green rug all over the
floor

floor

floor
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next thing I know that was kissing and

next thing I know that was kissing and
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grabbing each other's tits I was working

grabbing each other's tits I was working
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um

um
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oh God

oh God
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you think I'm able to find someone

you think I'm able to find someone
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without having to resort to a bloody

without having to resort to a bloody
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lonely heartset

lonely heartset
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I mean I'm right I'm will offer I'm not

I mean I'm right I'm will offer I'm not
unattractive

unattractive

unattractive
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well maybe I should just stick with

well maybe I should just stick with
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Frank no no Frank's not the answer and

Frank no no Frank's not the answer and
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you know he isn't

you know he isn't
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especially if you want to have kids

especially if you want to have kids
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Karen who said anything about it don't

Karen who said anything about it don't
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now look

now look
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there's no point in mucking around with

there's no point in mucking around with
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if you want the whole package you've got

if you want the whole package you've got
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to go out there and you could just find

to go out there and you could just find
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somebody who's eligible now the odds are

somebody who's eligible now the odds are
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is not going to just knock on your

is not going to just knock on your
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office door so why not the Lonely Heart

office door so why not the Lonely Heart
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oh I don't know I'm just not sure that

oh I don't know I'm just not sure that
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I'm ready yet yeah like you can really

I'm ready yet yeah like you can really
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afford to wait oh thanks very much God

afford to wait oh thanks very much God
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now you sound like Mandy all I'm saying

now you sound like Mandy all I'm saying
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is the fact that you've placed the art

is the fact that you've placed the art
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means that you're more ready than you

means that you're more ready than you
think

oh for the self-obsession I am trying to

oh for the self-obsession I am trying to
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kick it you know

kick it you know
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look enough about me

look enough about me
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how are you how are things you know

how are you how are things you know
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Chris

Chris
foreign

go

go
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oh I think

oh I think
oh

oh

oh
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foreign

foreign

foreign
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no I'm not all right you've got to come

no I'm not all right you've got to come
home

thanks love so how are you gonna

thanks love so how are you gonna
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celebrate pop up the club for a drink I

celebrate pop up the club for a drink I
expect

expect

expect
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oh I meant to tell you we met a couple

oh I meant to tell you we met a couple
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up there last week just moved in

up there last week just moved in
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they were your dad's like told them all

they were your dad's like told them all
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about you being a teacher well it turns

about you being a teacher well it turns
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out their boy teaches at your school oh

out their boy teaches at your school oh
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what was his name Shira skulls that's it

what was his name Shira skulls that's it
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skulls do you know him yes yes it's

skulls do you know him yes yes it's
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he'd be at the club with them later

he'd be at the club with them later
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well actually

well actually
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I was going to suggest that we go for a

I was going to suggest that we go for a
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meal be my treat um there's a new

meal be my treat um there's a new
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Italian up on the High Street no love

Italian up on the High Street no love
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you've got better things to do with your

you've got better things to do with your
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money than waste it on us we'd just be

money than waste it on us we'd just be
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as happy after the club come with us

as happy after the club come with us
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keep your friend company well anyway you

keep your friend company well anyway you
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know your dad's not clean on pasta he's

know your dad's not clean on pasta he's
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not my friend and and really an evening

not my friend and and really an evening
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with Dick's goals is about the last

with Dick's goals is about the last
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thing I want

thing I want
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I saw that friend of yours a few days

I saw that friend of yours a few days
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ago Chris oh where when I was driving

ago Chris oh where when I was driving
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back from the hospital she didn't see me

back from the hospital she didn't see me
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has she done any more about finding

has she done any more about finding
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herself a flat only it can't be very

herself a flat only it can't be very
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comfy around that sofa of yours

comfy around that sofa of yours
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won't that be enough for my back

won't that be enough for my back
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I don't think she Minds she probably

I don't think she Minds she probably
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likes the company

likes the company
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still it can't be very nice for you

still it can't be very nice for you
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Kenny having your living room taken up

Kenny having your living room taken up
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like that especially if you want to

like that especially if you want to
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invite friends back or bring a young man

invite friends back or bring a young man
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home those sofas they're not months

home those sofas they're not months
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there's something that I need to tell

there's something that I need to tell
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there's nothing wrong is there no it's

there's nothing wrong is there no it's
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about it's about Chris

about it's about Chris
um

Chris

Chris
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she doesn't sleep on the sofa you

she doesn't sleep on the sofa you
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haven't gone and got one of them futon

haven't gone and got one of them futon
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things have you because I've read

things have you because I've read
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somewhere they can cause terrible no mum

somewhere they can cause terrible no mum
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Chris

Chris
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sleeps in my bed so where do you sleep

sleeps in my bed so where do you sleep
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I'm a lesbian

I'm a lesbian
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what on Earth are you talking about

what on Earth are you talking about
lesbian

lesbian

lesbian
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what kind of bloody nonsense is there

what kind of bloody nonsense is there
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it's not nonsense Mom it's what I am and

it's not nonsense Mom it's what I am and
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I don't know why you let the little [ __ ]

I don't know why you let the little [ __ ]
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get to you no you wouldn't but if it

get to you no you wouldn't but if it
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bothers you so much then make a

bothers you so much then make a
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complaint get all the head tell the

complaint get all the head tell the
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police okay

police okay
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and you have no alternative

and you have no alternative
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ignore him well yes I mean that would be

ignore him well yes I mean that would be
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quite easy to do if I didn't have to

quite easy to do if I didn't have to
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look at him across a classroom every day

look at him across a classroom every day
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well then come out

well then come out
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tell them at school I can't punish you

tell them at school I can't punish you
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for it

for it
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look I just don't need your snidey

look I just don't need your snidey
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remarks I've already got two parents who

remarks I've already got two parents who
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aren't talking to me

aren't talking to me
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I know I'm sorry

I know I'm sorry
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look I really am proud of you

look I really am proud of you
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they will come round to it

they will come round to it
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Karen you're their little girl

Karen you're their little girl
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Jack what'd you have to tell him

Jack what'd you have to tell him
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have you been talking to mum listen or

have you been talking to mum listen or
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cry our eyes out would be more precise

cry our eyes out would be more precise
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well what do you think

well what do you think
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about Dad Dad

about Dad Dad
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they can't even bring himself to talk

they can't even bring himself to talk
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about it air does somebody suddenly

about it air does somebody suddenly
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decide they're gay that's what I'd like

decide they're gay that's what I'd like
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to know thought man was having a bloody

to know thought man was having a bloody
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laugh when she phoned everything all

laugh when she phoned everything all
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right this is my my brother Jack Jack

right this is my my brother Jack Jack
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this is Chris and we were just about to

this is Chris and we were just about to
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eat you want to come and join you give

eat you want to come and join you give
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it a couple of days Karen and you go

it a couple of days Karen and you go
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around and see him all right jack

around and see him all right jack
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Karen

Karen
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it's been a call

it's been a call
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how is he

how is he
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he was sitting there in the old chair

he was sitting there in the old chair
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I just reign

I just reign
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they said

they said
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stand but he only had his checkup the

stand but he only had his checkup the
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other week and then

other week and then
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foreign

foreign
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okay I do always cut across

okay I do always cut across
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paid the bills

paid the bills
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me and Jack don't worry

me and Jack don't worry
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why don't you come downstairs for a

why don't you come downstairs for a
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so cold

so cold
foreign

he's got as much right to be here as

he's got as much right to be here as
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your wife oh yeah well you reckon Dead

your wife oh yeah well you reckon Dead
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one really or you come with it oh Jack

one really or you come with it oh Jack
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reason he's in that coffin's down to you

reason he's in that coffin's down to you
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you know it oh I know it mum knows it

you know it oh I know it mum knows it
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it's killed it and I think he raised a

it's killed it and I think he raised a
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bloody freak but that's good he just

bloody freak but that's good he just
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couldn't keep your mouth shut could you

couldn't keep your mouth shut could you
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hey you just couldn't get

hey you just couldn't get
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my Jack stop it do you know what man I

my Jack stop it do you know what man I
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look at her right

look at her right
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and I just made me want to be out

and I just made me want to be out
yeah<00:54:37.079> yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah
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foreign

he was upset

he was upset
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it's hard Karen for people like me and

it's hard Karen for people like me and
your<00:55:37.559> dad

your dad

your dad
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as old as you are you are still his

as old as you are you are still his
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I just remember him

I just remember him
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[ __ ] out the door

[ __ ] out the door
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maybe Jack was right now don't start

maybe Jack was right now don't start
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that again

that again
Jack<00:56:31.740> was<00:56:32.099> just<00:56:32.280> upset

Jack was just upset

Jack was just upset
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your dad had a bad heart

your dad had a bad heart
nobody

nobody

nobody
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I keep thinking if maybe I hadn't said

I keep thinking if maybe I hadn't said
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anything that had nothing to do with it

anything that had nothing to do with it
you<00:56:47.520> didn't<00:56:47.700> kill<00:56:48.059> him<00:56:48.240> Karen

you didn't kill him Karen

you didn't kill him Karen
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all right listen don't forget just use

all right listen don't forget just use
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the story as a springboard think about

the story as a springboard think about
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your own experiences that you've had

your own experiences that you've had
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that have been scary and how you reacted

that have been scary and how you reacted
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all right time's up let's have your

all right time's up let's have your
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quietly now get you off Cutler Baron can

quietly now get you off Cutler Baron can
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you stop being so silly you're just

you stop being so silly you're just
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right

right
um now<00:57:26.819> let's<00:57:27.359> see<00:57:27.660> let's<00:57:27.960> have<00:57:28.140> Emily's

um now let's see let's have Emily's

um now let's see let's have Emily's
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group first

group first
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hang on a second Barrett

hang on a second Barrett
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bring me whatever it is you're showing

bring me whatever it is you're showing
Cutler<00:57:44.819> what<00:57:45.240> Miss<00:57:45.540> now

wait to find out what's so fascinating

wait to find out what's so fascinating
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I mean whatever that is that's behind

I mean whatever that is that's behind
your<00:58:15.359> back

your back

your back
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piss off you dyke

piss off you dyke
come<00:58:26.040> on<00:58:26.220> Barrett<00:58:26.640> please

come on Barrett please

come on Barrett please
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oh yeah you should have gone to the head

oh yeah you should have gone to the head
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straight away no I know I should have I

straight away no I know I should have I
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just wanted to get out of there as

just wanted to get out of there as
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quickly as possible if you've reported

quickly as possible if you've reported
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him in the first place then maybe it

him in the first place then maybe it
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wouldn't have gone this far

wouldn't have gone this far
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you're pushing him I didn't push him out

you're pushing him I didn't push him out
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I don't know I mean I might I don't know

I don't know I mean I might I don't know
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I might have pushed him I just oh

I might have pushed him I just oh
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everything happens so quickly and

everything happens so quickly and
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Christ what do you think is going to

Christ what do you think is going to
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happen Chris am I gonna lose my job yeah

happen Chris am I gonna lose my job yeah
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you might make a bit of an effort okay

you might make a bit of an effort okay
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oh sorry um Karen Sarah Sarah Karen hi

oh sorry um Karen Sarah Sarah Karen hi
Karen

I didn't know Sarah was going to be

I didn't know Sarah was going to be
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there anyway even if I had we were just

there anyway even if I had we were just
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catching up she's an old friend a bit

catching up she's an old friend a bit
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more than an old friend yes okay if you

more than an old friend yes okay if you
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hadn't been there I'd have told you I'd

hadn't been there I'd have told you I'd
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seen her well why wouldn't I think of

seen her well why wouldn't I think of
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look

look
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Barrett's father is claiming assault

Barrett's father is claiming assault
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so I'm forced to follow official

so I'm forced to follow official
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procedure unfortunately that dictates I

procedure unfortunately that dictates I
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informed the police

informed the police
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ridiculous well one thing I would say

ridiculous well one thing I would say
Karen<01:00:13.079> I<01:00:13.260> could<01:00:13.319> have<01:00:13.440> defended<01:00:13.799> you<01:00:13.920> more

Karen I could have defended you more

Karen I could have defended you more
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forcefully to Mr Barrett had I known

forcefully to Mr Barrett had I known
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about the incident when he came to see

about the incident when he came to see
me

so the police will make their inquiries

so the police will make their inquiries
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and decide whether or not to initiate a

and decide whether or not to initiate a
criminal<01:00:26.760> prosecution

say these things can take time

say these things can take time
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meanwhile pending the outcome of a

meanwhile pending the outcome of a
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disciplinary hearing I'm afraid you're

disciplinary hearing I'm afraid you're
suspended

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what anybody's gonna think if I tell

what anybody's gonna think if I tell
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them is that I pushed him on purpose to

them is that I pushed him on purpose to
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get my own back

get my own back
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it was River City probably still is up

it was River City probably still is up
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how long do you think the suspension's

how long do you think the suspension's
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I can't dictate where she lives

I can't dictate where she lives
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anyway it makes sense she's got friends

anyway it makes sense she's got friends
around<01:02:09.240> here

around here

around here
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why didn't you tell me she called you at

why didn't you tell me she called you at
work

so it's okay for you not to mention

so it's okay for you not to mention
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things but it's not okay for me oh the

things but it's not okay for me oh the
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way she just

way she just
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whilst in here and you left it up what

whilst in here and you left it up what
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posing there in your little towel

posing there in your little towel
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what was I supposed to do Run for Cover

what was I supposed to do Run for Cover
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like some bloody koi virgin no she

like some bloody koi virgin no she
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certainly knows you're not that doesn't

certainly knows you're not that doesn't
she

you know I didn't tell you that Sarah

you know I didn't tell you that Sarah
called

because I knew you'd be like this

because I knew you'd be like this
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and to be honest I find it

and to be honest I find it
immature

immature

immature
extremely<01:02:51.720> boring

extremely boring

extremely boring
well

well

well
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I don't know why she can't get someone

I don't know why she can't get someone
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else to move her stuff I don't know what

else to move her stuff I don't know what
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the problem is if it was one of your

the problem is if it was one of your
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friends you do the same

friends you do the same
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friends I haven't slept with my friends

friends I haven't slept with my friends
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is this to make me jealous I had it

is this to make me jealous I had it
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honestly of all the replies I got

honestly of all the replies I got
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Michael was the only half decent one you

Michael was the only half decent one you
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would have seen the state of some of

would have seen the state of some of
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them and Iraqi trains

them and Iraqi trains
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are the roses from him Frank I know I

are the roses from him Frank I know I
know

know

know
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come up the club with me and some of the

come up the club with me and some of the
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girls from work cool friends no honestly

girls from work cool friends no honestly
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you'll easily find yourself a bloke up

you'll easily find yourself a bloke up
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there if anyone can find a bloke it's

there if anyone can find a bloke it's
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what sort of bloke that club's a bit of

what sort of bloke that club's a bit of
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have you met anyone nice yeah yeah a

have you met anyone nice yeah yeah a
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couple of them have been all right she's

couple of them have been all right she's
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been on the Vodka she'd jump on Lassie

been on the Vodka she'd jump on Lassie
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to talk about me will you oh wanna I'm

to talk about me will you oh wanna I'm
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sorry he's puked all over you oh [ __ ]

sorry he's puked all over you oh [ __ ]
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and that doesn't matter little Nathan

and that doesn't matter little Nathan
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walks around like a bloody peacock you'd

walks around like a bloody peacock you'd
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think no other bloke had ever had twins

think no other bloke had ever had twins
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about that girl at work there's nothing

about that girl at work there's nothing
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going on you might have thought about it

going on you might have thought about it
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can't blame him for that though can you

can't blame him for that though can you
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I tell you there's this bloke up the

I tell you there's this bloke up the
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play group oh yeah no we haven't done

play group oh yeah no we haven't done
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anything yet but he is fanciable what

anything yet but he is fanciable what
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Gus muesli man no no it's really dirty

Gus muesli man no no it's really dirty
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dream about in the other night I mean

dream about in the other night I mean
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really filthy a Muslim man or not Stark

really filthy a Muslim man or not Stark
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bollock naked on top of the bus shelter

bollock naked on top of the bus shelter
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yes and do you think about him when

yes and do you think about him when
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you're making love to Joe oh run it all

you're making love to Joe oh run it all
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the time anyway anyway Joe's got his

the time anyway anyway Joe's got his
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little porno flicks

little porno flicks
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yeah they all do they probably have a

yeah they all do they probably have a
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quick 10 minutes when he gets open work

quick 10 minutes when he gets open work
tonight

tonight

tonight
oh

you'll never guess what what

you'll never guess what what
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he's only been playing around again

he's only been playing around again
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aren't they oh

aren't they oh
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who do you think Joe husband from hell

who do you think Joe husband from hell
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no bastard

no bastard
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oh Mandy are you sure you've got a

oh Mandy are you sure you've got a
teller<01:05:31.319> Mandy

teller Mandy

teller Mandy
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would you reckon no maybe she doesn't

would you reckon no maybe she doesn't
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want to know or maybe she does know

want to know or maybe she does know
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already and she just doesn't want a slot

already and she just doesn't want a slot
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to know no I think she's got a right to

to know no I think she's got a right to
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know if something's going on I should

know if something's going on I should
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loves him that hasn't stopped him has it

loves him that hasn't stopped him has it
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well look Mandy your only other option I

well look Mandy your only other option I
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suppose is to talk to Joe and make

suppose is to talk to Joe and make
himself

himself

himself
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it's all right I'm stop talking about it

it's all right I'm stop talking about it
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just because I'm back that we were just

just because I'm back that we were just
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saying well I was just saying he won't

saying well I was just saying he won't
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catch me sitting in on me for a while

catch me sitting in on me for a while
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I thought we could ever date the races

I thought we could ever date the races
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chance to buy a new hat don't forget to

chance to buy a new hat don't forget to
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put it in your diary I won't

put it in your diary I won't
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how's it going your new job oh it's

how's it going your new job oh it's
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great well I hope so as long as the

great well I hope so as long as the
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because I know

because I know
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oh yes you can all come

oh yes you can all come
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it's in two weeks time I'll get Rachel

it's in two weeks time I'll get Rachel
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to send you invitations

to send you invitations
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yeah I'll bet be off you're going

yeah I'll bet be off you're going
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already yeah I'm making someone at the

already yeah I'm making someone at the
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club yeah but it's on his birthday oh

club yeah but it's on his birthday oh
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you can all come

you can all come
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what about Luke

what about Luke
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hey Luke

hey Luke
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a baby

a baby
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if he needs anything he can phone pay or

if he needs anything he can phone pay or
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Chris

Chris
[Music]

hi there hi I must have just missed you

hi there hi I must have just missed you
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thank you for making it did you find

thank you for making it did you find
yourself

yourself

yourself
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listen you did you catch the speech and

listen you did you catch the speech and
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you could hear it yes and I didn't look

you could hear it yes and I didn't look
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nervous or anything like that I was

nervous or anything like that I was
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terrified do you like Italians the

terrified do you like Italians the
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Mercedes I've got to talk to I hate you

Mercedes I've got to talk to I hate you
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I hate you

I hate you
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I love her dress probably cost a fortune

I love her dress probably cost a fortune
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for that yeah I meant to say to you you

for that yeah I meant to say to you you
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can borrow some of my bits if you like

can borrow some of my bits if you like
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oh it goes up look look oh oh

oh it goes up look look oh oh
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Jason what if he can get away with it

Jason what if he can get away with it
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anyway don't knock it till you've tried

anyway don't knock it till you've tried
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oh yeah what was it a bus shelter people

oh yeah what was it a bus shelter people
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[ __ ] and a jar of chocolate yeah well

[ __ ] and a jar of chocolate yeah well
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mine's only fantasy when you do

mine's only fantasy when you do
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something about it the truck starts

something about it the truck starts
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Mandy's drunk away for a couple of

Mandy's drunk away for a couple of
videos

videos

videos
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oh no please please keep her away from

oh no please please keep her away from
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my policies

my policies
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I found that one already no no

I found that one already no no
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she's discussing her slacks so things

she's discussing her slacks so things
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oh guess what well at least it will give

oh guess what well at least it will give
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him something to write about

him something to write about
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rather sensitive at a doctor with a star

rather sensitive at a doctor with a star
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don't you think well sorry oh Dominique

don't you think well sorry oh Dominique
how<01:09:10.620> are<01:09:10.739> you

how are you

how are you
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you've got to admit it they were bloody

you've got to admit it they were bloody
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let's go and get your nice cup of coffee

let's go and get your nice cup of coffee
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shall we get your coffee you're gonna

shall we get your coffee you're gonna
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embarrass Santa after carry on like this

embarrass Santa after carry on like this
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you actually more like a kid than a

you actually more like a kid than a
bleeding<01:09:31.739> granny

bleeding granny

bleeding granny
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yes every time I turn around you're

yes every time I turn around you're
groping<01:09:36.060> someone

groping someone

groping someone
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oh there's something else me and your

oh there's something else me and your
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husbands have got in common then in it

husbands have got in common then in it
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and what's that supposed to mean

and what's that supposed to mean
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instead of [ __ ] in your eyes if you

instead of [ __ ] in your eyes if you
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can't see what's going on you can't

can't see what's going on you can't
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stand it Kenya you can't bear to see us

stand it Kenya you can't bear to see us
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happy well if you think you're gonna

happy well if you think you're gonna
find<01:09:51.420> another<01:09:51.540> joke<01:09:51.779> planting<01:09:52.199> around<01:09:52.380> like

find another joke planting around like

find another joke planting around like
that

I mean Christ knows I deserve it she's

I mean Christ knows I deserve it she's
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gonna be me and I don't even tell us

gonna be me and I don't even tell us
what<01:10:14.460> anyone<01:10:14.760> thinks<01:10:15.300> and<01:10:15.719> especially<01:10:16.199> when

what anyone thinks and especially when

what anyone thinks and especially when
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what we've never had so much sex must do

what we've never had so much sex must do
something<01:10:28.380> to<01:10:28.679> you<01:10:29.280> 've<01:10:29.340> been<01:10:29.460> pregnant

something to you 've been pregnant

something to you 've been pregnant
yeah

yeah

yeah
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you want to make the most of it

you want to make the most of it
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by the time the nine o'clock news comes

by the time the nine o'clock news comes
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on all our fantasy is a nice cup of hot

on all our fantasy is a nice cup of hot
chocolate

chocolate

chocolate
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in fact I feel [ __ ] just thinking

in fact I feel [ __ ] just thinking
about<01:10:41.940> getting<01:10:42.239> up<01:10:42.480> at<01:10:42.659> six

about getting up at six

about getting up at six
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you've got something to get up for

you've got something to get up for
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oh it gets sorted

oh it gets sorted
myself<01:10:51.900> all<01:10:52.440> day<01:10:52.699> play<01:10:53.699> housewife<01:10:54.300> while

myself all day play housewife while

myself all day play housewife while
Chris<01:10:54.659> goes<01:10:55.020> out<01:10:55.140> to<01:10:55.320> work

Chris goes out to work

Chris goes out to work
come<01:10:57.300> on<01:10:57.480> let's<01:10:57.840> go<01:10:58.020> home

oh you're going thanks so much for

oh you're going thanks so much for
coming<01:11:05.760> tomorrow<01:11:07.100> thank<01:11:08.100> you<01:11:08.159> thank<01:11:08.699> you<01:11:08.820> I'll

coming tomorrow thank you thank you I'll

coming tomorrow thank you thank you I'll
call<01:11:09.239> you<01:11:09.360> tomorrow<01:11:09.540> Batman

Chris

Chris
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foreign

I'll arrange for these things to be

I'll arrange for these things to be
picked<01:12:42.840> up<01:12:42.900> later

picked up later

picked up later
if<01:12:45.420> that's<01:12:45.600> all<01:12:45.780> right

if that's all right

if that's all right
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please<01:13:00.659> please<01:13:00.860> don't<01:13:01.860> go

I have to I'll change

I have to I'll change
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I can change no don't change you're you

I can change no don't change you're you
and<01:13:11.340> that's<01:13:11.520> what<01:13:11.699> makes<01:13:11.880> you<01:13:12.060> special

and that's what makes you special

and that's what makes you special
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oh what so special that you can't wait

oh what so special that you can't wait
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to go we're so special that Sarah only

to go we're so special that Sarah only
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has to click on fingers when you're

has to click on fingers when you're
there

I'm sorry to Lumber you with all my

I'm sorry to Lumber you with all my
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emotional package be silly

emotional package be silly
the<01:13:43.560> change<01:13:43.860> from<01:13:44.040> endless<01:13:44.400> rummaging

the change from endless rummaging

the change from endless rummaging
through<01:13:45.239> my<01:13:45.540> own

through my own

through my own
how<01:13:47.760> are<01:13:48.000> things

how are things

how are things
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pretty much the same really

pretty much the same really
still<01:13:52.860> wallowing<01:13:53.280> in<01:13:53.400> self-pity

still wallowing in self-pity

still wallowing in self-pity
I<01:13:55.560> feel<01:13:55.739> too<01:13:56.040> hard<01:13:56.219> on<01:13:56.460> yourself

you're looking at a failed love affair

you're looking at a failed love affair
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failed career failed relationships it's

failed career failed relationships it's
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hard not to see yourself at first

hard not to see yourself at first
bit<01:14:10.020> of<01:14:10.260> a<01:14:10.320> failure

and I've got this disciplinary hearing

and I've got this disciplinary hearing
hanging<01:14:16.380> over<01:14:16.500> my<01:14:16.800> head

hanging over my head

hanging over my head
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well that's just a formality I don't

well that's just a formality I don't
know

know

know
I could<01:14:22.320> lose<01:14:22.500> my<01:14:22.739> job

I could lose my job

I could lose my job
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is there any job I've ever wanted to do

is there any job I've ever wanted to do
I

I think I'm I'm just gonna walk home

I think I'm I'm just gonna walk home
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maybe help me to sleep all right

maybe help me to sleep all right
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thank you and take care call me if you

thank you and take care call me if you
need<01:14:47.100> me

17 years

17 years
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and during that time exemplary though

and during that time exemplary though
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your record is I'm afraid I must ask you

your record is I'm afraid I must ask you
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to keep to the specific details of this

to keep to the specific details of this
case<01:15:06.060> right

well

well
um

um

um
with<01:15:11.100> with<01:15:11.159> regards<01:15:11.820> to<01:15:11.880> the<01:15:12.300> alleged

with with regards to the alleged

with with regards to the alleged
push

push

push
um

well I I reached out

well I I reached out
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um towards him and um

um towards him and um
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well he just seemed to

well he just seemed to
to<01:15:25.320> fall<01:15:25.980> over

to fall over

to fall over
um

um

um
It<01:15:29.280> All<01:15:29.760> Happened<01:15:29.940> very<01:15:30.540> quickly

It All Happened very quickly

It All Happened very quickly
I<01:15:32.280> see

I see

I see
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even so you must have realized that you

even so you must have realized that you
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and um

and um
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when you reached out

when you reached out
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in order to confiscate this photograph

in order to confiscate this photograph
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where you do you think

where you do you think
a<01:15:53.880> little<01:15:54.060> overzealous

perhaps

perhaps
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due to the sensitivity of the content

due to the sensitivity of the content
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well despite

well despite
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um continual provocation I I have made

um continual provocation I I have made
every<01:16:12.360> effort<01:16:12.719> to<01:16:13.140> teach

every effort to teach

every effort to teach
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Terry Barrett and yes it was personal

Terry Barrett and yes it was personal
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but that's nothing new but but Barrett

but that's nothing new but but Barrett
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seems to think that he has a right to

seems to think that he has a right to
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invade my privacy but isn't it a fact

invade my privacy but isn't it a fact
that<01:16:22.199> speculation<01:16:22.800> over<01:16:23.040> your<01:16:23.400> personal<01:16:23.580> life

that speculation over your personal life

that speculation over your personal life
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happened to be fairly accurate

happened to be fairly accurate
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you can hardly blame a child for telling

you can hardly blame a child for telling
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me that child has been spying on me for

me that child has been spying on me for
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months he has been he's been

months he has been he's been
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Med the right to do that the fact that

Med the right to do that the fact that
I'm<01:16:39.659> gay

I I did not

I I did not
push<01:16:48.900> him

Whenever there are no further questions

Whenever there are no further questions
if<01:16:57.540> you'll<01:16:57.719> excuse<01:16:58.080> us

if you'll excuse us

if you'll excuse us
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yes<01:17:13.080> hello

yes hello

yes hello
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yes I'll be right there okay bye-bye

yes I'll be right there okay bye-bye
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having considered the various statements

having considered the various statements
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evidence Etc the governors feel the most

evidence Etc the governors feel the most
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appropriate course of action would be to

appropriate course of action would be to
issue<01:17:51.659> you<01:17:51.780> with<01:17:51.960> a<01:17:52.140> written<01:17:52.320> warning

issue you with a written warning

issue you with a written warning
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and it is their view that this should

and it is their view that this should
remain<01:17:58.199> on<01:17:58.800> your<01:17:58.920> record<01:17:59.100> for

remain on your record for

remain on your record for
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that's a very good outcome as far as

that's a very good outcome as far as
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you're concerned I imagine you must be

you're concerned I imagine you must be
relieved

I'm still being punished aren't I

I'm still being punished aren't I
well<01:18:21.780> what<01:18:22.320> for

I'm a good

I'm a good
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teacher I'm a good person there's

teacher I'm a good person there's
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something there's something really

something there's something really
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really not right about this

really not right about this
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so we'll see you bright and early next

so we'll see you bright and early next
Monday

well hello

well hello
that's<01:19:18.420> really<01:19:18.659> nice<01:19:18.840> to<01:19:19.020> be<01:19:19.140> back

that's really nice to be back

that's really nice to be back
have<01:19:20.100> you<01:19:20.280> missed<01:19:20.460> me<01:19:20.580> yeah

well look just just before we um

well look just just before we um
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start to get down to some work

start to get down to some work
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um I just like to say a couple of things

um I just like to say a couple of things
um

um

um
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first of all I'm I'm I'm really sorry

first of all I'm I'm I'm really sorry
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that you've had such a disrupted term

that you've had such a disrupted term
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but I know that you're all aware

but I know that you're all aware
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as to why that's been the case and

as to why that's been the case and
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the second point I'd like to make

the second point I'd like to make
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it might seem obvious but but I'd like

it might seem obvious but but I'd like
to<01:19:49.920> spell<01:19:50.520> it<01:19:50.699> out<01:19:50.880> for

to spell it out for

to spell it out for
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some of you who seem to be a bit

some of you who seem to be a bit
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confused as to why we turn up here each

confused as to why we turn up here each
day

I'm here to teach

I'm here to teach
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and you're here to learn

and you're here to learn
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yes yes I do

yes yes I do
um

um

um
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but I also like boyzone I'm not quite

but I also like boyzone I'm not quite
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sure what this proves about other than

sure what this proves about other than
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the fact that I've got a crap taste in

the fact that I've got a crap taste in
music

but if you'd like to discuss this and my

but if you'd like to discuss this and my
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favorite films or how you like being a

favorite films or how you like being a
dyke

one day Barrett when you finally grow up

one day Barrett when you finally grow up
you'll<01:20:43.500> realize<01:20:43.739> just<01:20:43.980> how<01:20:44.159> important<01:20:44.580> that

you'll realize just how important that

you'll realize just how important that
is

is

is
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now if you've got any more questions I'd

now if you've got any more questions I'd
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like to answer them in your time and not

like to answer them in your time and not
everyone<01:20:55.260> else's<01:20:55.739> okay

right

right
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so maybe we can move on

so maybe we can move on
okay

okay

okay
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