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When I was a kid,
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my teacher asked,
what are the three things
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that I would save from my house
if it were on fire.
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My sketchbook,
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my ac/dc album
and my cat Groucho.
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I didn't mention my parents
or my sister.
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Of course,
most of the other kids did.
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Does that make me a bad person?
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My cat died,
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I lent that ac/dc album
to a guy named kojo
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and I never saw it again.
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But the sketchbook I kept.
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Cats die.
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Music fades.
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But art is for keeps.
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Hey, guys,
two minutes to drop-off.
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Proceeding as planned.
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Number three, all good?
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All according to plan.
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I'm in position.
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Computer's online.
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Final approach to target.
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In position in five,
four, three,
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two, one.
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Number one, go, go!
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Open sesame in three, two, one.
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Proceed to step two,
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deactivate the security system.
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Six, one, three.
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Seven minutes and counting.
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There we are.
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Boo.
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That's fucking weird.
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Number three, come in.
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- Roger.
- The self-portrait isn't here.
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You what?
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I found the three other
schieles like clockwork,
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but no self-portrait.
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No self-portrait?
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Yeah, I'm in the master bedroom
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and there's another painting
where it should be.
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That's impossible.
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Go check
the video installation room.
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Four minutes and counting.
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I'm in the video
installation room.
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There's no paintings here.
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Are you sure?
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Uh, pretty sure.
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Look again.
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Man, the self-portrait
is not here.
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Where the fuck is it, then?
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How the fuck should I know?
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Maybe he took it with him
to Kazakhstan.
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Of course he didn't take it
to Kazakh-fucking-Stan.
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There's no way
he took it on a business trip.
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What do you want me to do?
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That piece was worth
three million, man.
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Damn it.
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We're out of time.
Take what you got and go.
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Number three, come in.
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I'm at the door. You hacked in?
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I am in.
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Here's the activation code.
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Are you ready?
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Ready.
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- Three, one,
- one.
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- Six, zero,
- six.
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- Seven, two.
- Zero, seven, two.
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Activate.
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Activate.
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Oh, fuck.
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System malfunction.
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What?
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Come on, guys.
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- System malfunction.
- What's happening?
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What's going on?!
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I don't know
what's happening, man.
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I've lost access! -What
the hell? What's happening?!
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I don't understand!
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Damn it!
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- Oh, goddamn!
- This isn't supposed to happen!
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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Malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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Go back to that main door.
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- Try it now, again.
- System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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It's locked.
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It won't open.
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- System malfunction.
- It won't open!
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Come in, number three! Come in!
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I don't know what to do, man.
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System malfunction.
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I'm sorry. You're on your own.
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Come in!
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Over and out.
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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System malfunction.
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System mal...
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Come on, baby.
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Ah, here you go. Here you go.
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Come on.
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Huh?
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Fucking heat.
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Come on.
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Hi there.
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How about an egg white omelet
aux fines herbes
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and an avocado
and mint smoothie?
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Only ten percent
of your daily calor...
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Hi there.
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You are low on supplies.
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Consult the smart home
groceries monitor.
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Hi there. Friendly reminder.
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Do not leave
the fridge door open
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for longer than 20 seconds.
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Come in, number three.
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Come in, number three.
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Number three, come in.
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Automated voice: Hi there.
You are low on supplies.
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Consult the smart home
groceries monitor.
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There's some vodka.
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Party time.
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Number three, come in.
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Number three, come in.
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I've got the pritzker prize.
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What the fuck have you done?
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Hmm.
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What are you eating? Is...
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Oh, fuck. Ah.
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Oh, there she is.
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There you are.
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Hmm.
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Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Oh, man.
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Cool.
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Oh. Oh.
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Fucking guy has everything
but a can opener.
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Ah, fuck!
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Ah, fuck.
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle ♪
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♪ Alegría y cosa buena ♪
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Oh, god. -♪ Dale a tu cuerpo
alegría, Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena ♪
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♪ Now, don't you worry
about my boyfriend ♪
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♪ A boy whose name
is vitorino ♪
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♪ Ha! I don't want him,
couldn't stand him ♪
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♪ He was no good, so I...
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♪ Now, come on,
what was I supposed to do? ♪
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♪ He was out of town
and his two friends ♪
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♪ Were so fine ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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A... s...
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M... I...
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N... e.
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Honey.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh. Oh.
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No.
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No.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Come on, honey.
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Open the door, please.
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Baby.
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Come on, honey.
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Come on!
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Oh, fuck.
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Hey. Hey!
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena! ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle
alegría y cosa buena ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena ♪
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♪ Hey, Macarena! ♪
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♪ Now, don't you worry
about my boyfriend ♪
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♪ A boy whose name
is vitorino ♪
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♪ Ha! I don't want him,
couldn't stand him ♪
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♪ He was no good, so I...
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♪ Now, come on,
what was I supposed to do? ♪
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♪ He was out of town ♪
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♪ And his two friends
were so fine ♪
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♪ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría,
Macarena. ♪
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Good evening, everybody. Uh...
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Tonight we're gonna be
preparing a ve... quite simple,
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but quite delicious, uh,
pasta dish.
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Uh, we're going to start out
with some filtered water
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from our favorite source,
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the, uh, little vegetation
area there.
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Okay.
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Now I'm going to the package
of pasta.
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We're gonna take some of this...
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Uh, fusilli pasta,
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pasta de semola di grano duro,
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and, uh, let that soak
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for about,
I don't know, 24 hours.
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Over here,
we've already prepared
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this, uh...
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Rigatoni, I guess it is,
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and, uh, we're gonna see
how it tastes right now.
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Soft, uh, definitely, al dente.
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Uh, it's not bad, it's not bad.
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No.
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Hey, Gladys.
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Looking good.
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Out for a little shopping?
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Ramon.
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¿Qué pasa?
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Hey.
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Looking good.
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Jasmine?
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It's your lunch break.
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Where are you?
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Hey.
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Who's that?
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Funny guy.
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Yeah, friend of yours?
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Oh, f... fuck!
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Uh, okay.
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I see you. I see you.
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I got you. Oh.
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♪ This will pass ♪
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♪ Give me the gas ♪
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♪ Fall on your ass. ♪
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Got ya!
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Olly olly in free.
Everybody's dead.
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Go to tompkins square park
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and look for a guy
named Danny c.
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He's usually near
the basketball courts.
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Usually there
in the late afternoon.
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Tell him...
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That I'm stuck here.
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No one's come.
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Do that for me.
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Nobody here but us pigeons.
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Right? Right?!
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Right?! Right?!
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Fucking self-portrait.
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Oh, fuck!
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What? Wh...
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What the fuck?
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What the...
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"Opposition is
true friendship."
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You.
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Jasmine?
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No. Hey!
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Goddamn!
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Jasmine!
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Jasmine!
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No!
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01:04:24,932 --> 01:04:26,101
Jasmine!
276
01:04:26,134 --> 01:04:28,402
Help me!
277
01:04:28,436 --> 01:04:30,504
Get me out of here!
278
01:04:30,538 --> 01:04:32,506
Help me!
279
01:05:51,253 --> 01:05:53,554
This moment.
280
01:05:53,587 --> 01:05:55,790
All the time.
281
01:05:57,259 --> 01:05:59,660
- Hi.
- Welcome.
282
01:06:01,662 --> 01:06:03,864
This moment.
283
01:06:07,269 --> 01:06:11,572
All... will come after.
284
01:06:12,274 --> 01:06:15,710
After this moment...
All will come.
285
01:06:15,743 --> 01:06:17,745
Hey.
286
01:06:18,546 --> 01:06:20,115
You made it.
287
01:06:20,148 --> 01:06:23,151
Great. I'm so glad you're here.
288
01:06:23,185 --> 01:06:25,686
Welcome. Welcome.
289
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,622
Come, let me get you a drink.
290
01:06:29,257 --> 01:06:32,260
So... how's it going?
291
01:06:32,294 --> 01:06:34,229
Good, thanks.
292
01:06:34,262 --> 01:06:36,530
Really? Oh, that-that's good.
293
01:06:36,564 --> 01:06:38,133
That's great.
294
01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:39,900
Yeah.
295
01:06:39,934 --> 01:06:42,003
Challenging times
we're living through.
296
01:06:42,037 --> 01:06:44,206
If you're keeping your head
above water,
297
01:06:44,239 --> 01:06:46,208
kudos to you.
298
01:06:46,241 --> 01:06:48,776
I like a challenge.
299
01:06:49,710 --> 01:06:52,513
What side of the divide
are you on?
300
01:06:53,348 --> 01:06:57,152
Is no man an island
or every man an island?
301
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,288
I'm an island.
302
01:07:00,322 --> 01:07:04,026
But ask me again
after a few cocktails.
303
01:07:05,659 --> 01:07:08,729
That is the spirit.
That is the spirit.
304
01:07:09,730 --> 01:07:11,966
Have you seen the schiele?
305
01:07:11,999 --> 01:07:15,170
- The self-portrait?
- Yeah, I've seen it.
306
01:07:15,203 --> 01:07:16,937
And?
307
01:07:16,971 --> 01:07:19,174
What do you think?
308
01:07:23,978 --> 01:07:27,748
Look, there is champagne,
cocktails, whatever you like.
309
01:07:29,317 --> 01:07:31,886
Make yourself at home.
310
01:07:31,919 --> 01:07:33,587
I will.
311
01:07:33,621 --> 01:07:35,090
I'll catch you later.
312
01:07:35,123 --> 01:07:36,857
Boom.
313
01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:48,103
Let's go, guys.
314
01:07:50,372 --> 01:07:53,341
Welcome, everyone,
315
01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:56,344
to this exciting private view
316
01:07:56,378 --> 01:08:00,048
of a new work by masbedo,
317
01:08:00,082 --> 01:08:05,220
an artist duo that I love
very, very, very much.
318
01:08:05,253 --> 01:08:06,854
Give them an applause.
319
01:08:08,889 --> 01:08:11,126
The puppet,
320
01:08:11,159 --> 01:08:12,993
the marionette,
321
01:08:13,028 --> 01:08:15,230
long a symbol
322
01:08:15,263 --> 01:08:19,700
of the inevitability of destiny.
323
01:08:19,733 --> 01:08:22,636
We are puppets.
324
01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:25,806
And the fates, gods,
325
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:30,744
pull our strings,
determining our actions.
326
01:08:31,446 --> 01:08:33,981
Do we have free will
327
01:08:34,015 --> 01:08:37,119
or are we just puppets in a show
328
01:08:37,152 --> 01:08:40,654
controlled by unseen hands?
329
01:10:34,035 --> 01:10:35,370
Ah!
330
01:10:35,403 --> 01:10:37,838
Shit.
331
01:11:28,256 --> 01:11:29,557
It's Monday,
332
01:11:29,591 --> 01:11:32,294
little girl comes home
from school.
333
01:11:32,327 --> 01:11:33,595
She asks her mother,
334
01:11:33,628 --> 01:11:35,863
"ma, what are we having
for dinner tonight?"
335
01:11:35,896 --> 01:11:37,831
And her mother says, "chicken."
336
01:11:37,865 --> 01:11:39,434
She says,
"oh, ma, chicken, great!
337
01:11:39,467 --> 01:11:42,304
I love chicken!
I love chicken!"
338
01:11:42,337 --> 01:11:44,606
Tuesday, little girl
comes home from school.
339
01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:45,973
She says to her mother,
340
01:11:46,007 --> 01:11:48,476
"ma, what's for dinner
tonight?"
341
01:11:50,078 --> 01:11:51,579
Mother says, "chicken."
342
01:11:51,613 --> 01:11:53,981
She says,
"oh, great, I love chicken."
343
01:11:55,016 --> 01:11:58,186
Wednesday, little girl
comes home from school,
344
01:11:58,219 --> 01:12:00,188
and she says,
"ma, what's for dinner?"
345
01:12:00,221 --> 01:12:02,990
Mother says, "chicken."
346
01:12:03,024 --> 01:12:05,360
Girl says, "great.
347
01:12:05,393 --> 01:12:07,362
"Oh, chicken, yeah, yeah.
348
01:12:07,395 --> 01:12:08,962
Dinner tonight."
349
01:12:08,996 --> 01:12:11,932
Thursday, little girl
comes home from school,
350
01:12:11,965 --> 01:12:14,436
asks her mother,
"what's for dinner tonight?"
351
01:12:14,469 --> 01:12:16,904
Mother says, "chicken."
352
01:12:16,937 --> 01:12:20,008
Little girl says, "ah, chicken.
353
01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:22,943
Good, good, yeah, chicken."
354
01:12:22,976 --> 01:12:25,046
Friday, little girl
comes home from school,
355
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,082
"ma, what's for dinner
tonight?"
356
01:12:27,115 --> 01:12:29,551
Mother says, "chicken."
357
01:12:29,584 --> 01:12:31,419
"Chicken.
358
01:12:31,453 --> 01:12:33,021
"It's... o-okay.
359
01:12:33,054 --> 01:12:34,955
Yeah, chicken, chicken."
360
01:12:34,988 --> 01:12:37,891
Saturday, "ma,
what's for dinner tonight?"
361
01:12:37,925 --> 01:12:40,928
- "Oh."
- not much meat.
362
01:12:40,961 --> 01:12:42,330
Mother says, "chicken."
363
01:12:42,364 --> 01:12:45,133
Little girl says,
"ma, chicken again?
364
01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:47,502
"I mean, can't you
think of something else?
365
01:12:47,535 --> 01:12:49,371
I mean, please."
366
01:12:49,404 --> 01:12:51,439
Sunday, "ma,
367
01:12:51,473 --> 01:12:53,041
what's for dinner tonight?"
368
01:12:53,074 --> 01:12:56,277
Mother says, "chicken."
369
01:12:57,412 --> 01:13:00,048
Little girl says,
"ma, what are you doing to me?
370
01:13:00,081 --> 01:13:03,118
Chicken again? Oh, god."
371
01:13:03,151 --> 01:13:06,020
Monday, little girl
comes home from school,
372
01:13:06,054 --> 01:13:09,124
asks her mother,
"what's for dinner tonight?"
373
01:13:09,157 --> 01:13:12,527
Mother says, "chicken."
374
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:15,096
"Oh, I love chicken!
Yeah, yeah!
375
01:13:15,130 --> 01:13:16,664
"Chicken, that's my favorite.
376
01:13:16,698 --> 01:13:19,200
Oh, you know how
I love chicken."
377
01:13:22,237 --> 01:13:24,239
- Okay, I-I'm maybe not...
- Fuck.
378
01:13:24,272 --> 01:13:27,542
The best joke teller in
the world, but, uh, you know,
379
01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:28,976
something to pass the time.
380
01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:30,378
You-you get it, right?
381
01:13:30,412 --> 01:13:32,547
I mean, it's a Bulgarian joke,
actually.
382
01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:36,251
I learned it from, uh,
a very beautiful woman.
383
01:13:36,284 --> 01:13:39,020
She had no idea
that she was beautiful.
384
01:13:39,053 --> 01:13:41,122
Uh, she was very funny.
385
01:13:41,156 --> 01:13:43,625
I mean,
that was her greatest charm.
386
01:13:48,730 --> 01:13:51,032
And she told me this joke,
387
01:13:51,065 --> 01:13:52,567
and she said, "I warn you.
388
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:53,711
It's a Bulgarian joke."
389
01:13:53,735 --> 01:13:55,537
So this will be a measure
390
01:13:55,570 --> 01:13:58,373
of whether you have the
Bulgarian sense of humor now.
391
01:13:59,741 --> 01:14:02,976
Clearly, uh, you all don't.
392
01:14:03,011 --> 01:14:04,312
I mean, thank you for listening.
393
01:14:04,345 --> 01:14:06,047
You're a good audience.
394
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,258
You don't heckle me.
395
01:14:07,282 --> 01:14:09,050
There's no problems here.
396
01:14:09,083 --> 01:14:10,552
Helps pass the time.
397
01:14:10,585 --> 01:14:12,587
I mean, this is what
we're put on this earth for,
398
01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:14,289
to comfort each other
399
01:14:14,322 --> 01:14:17,592
and keep each other company
and pass the time.
400
01:14:40,081 --> 01:14:42,617
She saw...
401
01:14:45,753 --> 01:14:47,988
She saw me.
402
01:14:49,724 --> 01:14:51,693
She saw me.
403
01:14:51,726 --> 01:14:54,229
Saw me.
404
01:14:55,063 --> 01:14:57,265
She looked right up.
405
01:14:58,533 --> 01:15:00,535
She did.
406
01:15:01,836 --> 01:15:05,507
Nothing happened between us.
407
01:15:11,145 --> 01:15:13,748
Maybe.
408
01:15:13,781 --> 01:15:16,117
But when we met,
409
01:15:16,150 --> 01:15:20,255
I had a feeling that life
had taken over.
410
01:15:21,089 --> 01:15:24,425
I loved being in bed with you.
411
01:15:25,260 --> 01:15:28,596
I loved waking up next to you.
412
01:15:29,831 --> 01:15:32,567
And I knew you felt the same.
413
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,136
This is just
my way to contribute, you know.
414
01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:37,138
Cheers to all of you.
415
01:15:37,171 --> 01:15:39,440
Cheers big ears.
416
01:15:40,542 --> 01:15:43,745
If you didn't like the joke,
I'm sorry but fuck you.
417
01:15:43,778 --> 01:15:45,547
I did the best I could,
418
01:15:45,580 --> 01:15:49,150
and if you didn't like that,
fuck you.
419
01:18:14,495 --> 01:18:16,831
I have no energy.
420
01:18:16,864 --> 01:18:20,668
I have no energy.
I have no energy.
421
01:18:20,702 --> 01:18:22,570
I have no energy.
422
01:18:22,603 --> 01:18:25,440
I have no energy.
I have no energy.
423
01:18:25,473 --> 01:18:27,742
I have no energy. I have...
424
01:18:27,775 --> 01:18:29,711
I'm dying, I'm dying,
425
01:18:29,744 --> 01:18:33,681
I'm dying, I'm dying,
I'm dying, I'm dying.
426
01:18:33,715 --> 01:18:36,284
Hoy. Hoy. Hoy.
427
01:19:18,426 --> 01:19:20,728
I feel you, brother.
428
01:19:23,731 --> 01:19:26,534
I'm gonna set you free.
429
01:24:38,879 --> 01:24:41,882
Oh, god.
430
01:25:42,710 --> 01:25:44,212
That's it.
431
01:28:13,461 --> 01:28:16,197
Fire!
432
01:28:21,169 --> 01:28:23,003
Fire!
433
01:31:53,615 --> 01:31:58,520
"But the following contraries
to these are true:
434
01:31:58,553 --> 01:31:59,787
"One.
435
01:31:59,821 --> 01:32:04,292
"Man has no body distinct
from his soul.
436
01:32:05,293 --> 01:32:07,128
"Two.
437
01:32:07,161 --> 01:32:11,132
"Energy is the only life,
438
01:32:11,165 --> 01:32:13,601
"and is from the body.
439
01:32:14,602 --> 01:32:16,804
"Three.
440
01:32:16,838 --> 01:32:19,807
"Energy...
441
01:32:19,841 --> 01:32:24,178
"Is eternal delight.
442
01:32:27,749 --> 01:32:30,685
"One thought...
443
01:32:30,718 --> 01:32:33,154
Fills immensity."
444
01:32:37,258 --> 01:32:42,163
"Energy is eternal delight."
445
01:32:59,614 --> 01:33:04,852
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
446
01:33:04,886 --> 01:33:09,857
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
447
01:33:09,891 --> 01:33:14,596
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
448
01:33:14,629 --> 01:33:20,168
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
449
01:33:20,201 --> 01:33:24,906
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
450
01:33:24,939 --> 01:33:29,477
♪ I'm going to heaven...
Hillside. ♪
451
01:33:46,561 --> 01:33:51,766
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
452
01:33:51,799 --> 01:33:54,702
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hills... ♪
453
01:33:56,270 --> 01:33:59,774
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
454
01:33:59,807 --> 01:34:03,578
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
455
01:34:03,611 --> 01:34:07,582
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
456
01:34:07,615 --> 01:34:12,353
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
457
01:34:12,387 --> 01:34:16,524
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
458
01:34:16,557 --> 01:34:20,862
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
459
01:34:20,895 --> 01:34:24,465
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
460
01:34:24,499 --> 01:34:28,503
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
461
01:34:28,536 --> 01:34:32,340
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
462
01:34:32,373 --> 01:34:35,610
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
463
01:34:35,643 --> 01:34:39,514
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
464
01:34:39,547 --> 01:34:43,251
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
465
01:34:43,284 --> 01:34:46,554
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
466
01:34:46,587 --> 01:34:50,458
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
467
01:34:50,491 --> 01:34:52,427
♪ I'm... ♪
468
01:35:26,994 --> 01:35:28,596
When I was a kid,
469
01:35:28,629 --> 01:35:31,599
my teacher asked,
what are the three things
470
01:35:31,632 --> 01:35:35,503
I would save from my house
if it were on fire.
471
01:35:36,771 --> 01:35:40,541
My sketchbook,
472
01:35:40,575 --> 01:35:44,645
my ac/dc album
and my cat Groucho.
473
01:35:46,948 --> 01:35:48,649
My cat died.
474
01:35:48,683 --> 01:35:51,853
I lent that ac/dc album
to a guy named kojo,
475
01:35:51,886 --> 01:35:54,489
and I never saw it again.
476
01:35:55,323 --> 01:35:58,026
But the sketchbook...
477
01:35:58,060 --> 01:36:00,428
I kept.
478
01:36:02,030 --> 01:36:04,565
Cats die.
479
01:36:04,599 --> 01:36:06,968
Music fades.
480
01:36:07,001 --> 01:36:11,405
But art is for keeps.
481
01:36:12,473 --> 01:36:15,910
As a gesture of thanks
for your hospitality,
482
01:36:15,943 --> 01:36:20,681
I've saved three things
of yours from destruction.
483
01:36:21,783 --> 01:36:25,286
I lived in your place
only a short time.
484
01:36:27,122 --> 01:36:30,792
For you, it was a home.
485
01:36:30,825 --> 01:36:33,061
For me, it was a cage.
486
01:36:35,630 --> 01:36:38,466
I'm sorry if I destroyed it...
487
01:36:39,500 --> 01:36:42,837
But maybe it needed
to be destroyed.
488
01:36:44,605 --> 01:36:45,807
After all,
489
01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:51,412
there's no creation
without destruction.
490
01:36:54,149 --> 01:36:59,487
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
491
01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:05,027
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
492
01:37:05,060 --> 01:37:07,129
♪ I'm going to heaven ♪
493
01:37:07,162 --> 01:37:09,397
♪ on a hillside ♪
494
01:37:09,430 --> 01:37:11,933
♪ I'm going to heaven ♪
495
01:37:11,966 --> 01:37:14,769
♪ on a hillside ♪
496
01:37:14,802 --> 01:37:18,439
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
497
01:37:18,472 --> 01:37:22,144
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
498
01:37:22,177 --> 01:37:26,647
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
499
01:37:26,681 --> 01:37:28,850
♪ I'm going to heaven ♪
500
01:37:28,883 --> 01:37:30,751
♪ on a hillside ♪
501
01:37:30,785 --> 01:37:34,722
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
502
01:37:34,755 --> 01:37:37,758
♪ I'm going to heaven ♪
503
01:37:37,792 --> 01:37:39,894
♪ on a hillside... ♪
504
01:39:13,788 --> 01:39:20,962
♪ I jumped in the river
and what did I see? ♪
505
01:39:23,131 --> 01:39:29,937
♪ Black-eyed angels
swam with me ♪
506
01:39:32,207 --> 01:39:40,207
♪ A moon full of stars
and astral cars ♪
507
01:39:41,283 --> 01:39:47,722
♪ All the things
I used to see ♪
508
01:39:50,158 --> 01:39:58,158
♪ All my lovers were there
with me ♪
509
01:39:59,301 --> 01:40:06,841
♪ All my past and futures ♪
510
01:40:08,010 --> 01:40:16,010
♪ And we all went to heaven
in a little rowboat ♪
511
01:40:17,685 --> 01:40:23,991
♪ There was nothing to fear
and nothing to doubt ♪
512
01:41:02,364 --> 01:41:10,364
♪ I jumped into the river ♪
513
01:41:11,239 --> 01:41:18,779
♪ Black-eyed angels
swam with me ♪
514
01:41:19,914 --> 01:41:27,914
♪ A moon full of stars
and astral cars ♪
515
01:41:28,923 --> 01:41:35,130
♪ And all the things
I used to see ♪
516
01:41:37,832 --> 01:41:45,832
♪ All my lovers
were there with me ♪
517
01:41:46,941 --> 01:41:54,941
♪ All my past and futures ♪
518
01:41:55,283 --> 01:42:03,283
♪ And we all went to heaven
in a little rowboat ♪
519
01:42:04,126 --> 01:42:12,100
♪ There was nothing to fear
and nothing to doubt ♪
520
01:42:13,301 --> 01:42:20,908
♪ There was nothing to fear
and nothing to doubt ♪
521
01:42:22,310 --> 01:42:30,310
♪ There was nothing to fear
and nothing to doubt. ♪
522
01:43:42,023 --> 01:43:46,760
"But the following
contraries to these are true:
523
01:43:48,396 --> 01:43:50,098
"One.
524
01:43:50,131 --> 01:43:55,170
"Man has no body distinct
from his soul.
525
01:43:58,005 --> 01:43:59,940
"Two.
526
01:43:59,974 --> 01:44:05,347
"Energy is the only life,
and is from the body.
527
01:44:11,086 --> 01:44:13,421
"Three.
528
01:44:13,455 --> 01:44:15,823
"Energy...
529
01:44:15,856 --> 01:44:22,297
Is eternal delight."
530
01:44:54,129 --> 01:44:58,300
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
531
01:44:58,333 --> 01:45:03,171
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
532
01:45:03,204 --> 01:45:08,043
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
533
01:45:08,076 --> 01:45:13,581
♪ I'm going
to heaven on a hillside ♪
534
01:45:13,615 --> 01:45:18,486
♪ I'm going to heaven
on a hillside ♪
535
01:45:18,520 --> 01:45:23,425
♪ I'm going to heaven...
Hillside ♪
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