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How am I doing?
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Just keep your knees bent.
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Imagine you're spreading butter
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on a big piece of bread.
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That's it.
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Spread that butter...
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with the Force.
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Ha! You guys seem like crazy morons to me.
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You don't believe in the Force, do you?
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Oh, you mean that thing
you just found out about,
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like, three hours ago
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and are now judging me
for not believing in it?
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What the hell?
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Oh, my God, we came out of hyperspace
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into an asteroid field.
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Alderaan's been destroyed by the Empire.
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Maybe we should head for that small moon
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that's clearly a small moon
and not anything else.
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That's no moon.
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It's a space station.
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Oh, crap, they got us in a tractor beam.
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Well, they're not gonna
get me without a fight.
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You can't win.
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But there are alternatives to fighting.
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Like what?
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Like getting the hell out of here!
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No, just kidding.
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Can you imagine if I was like that?
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All right, just follow
my lead and act real cool.
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All right, I'm gonna go
knock out that tractor beam.
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And we'll go rescue the princess.
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You know, Luke, this may be the last time
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we see each other.
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So there's something
I want you to know.
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Now, I've had thetime of my life
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And I owe it all to you
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I've been waitingfor so long
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Now I've finally found
someone to stand by me
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So we takeeach other's hand
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'Cause we seem to
understand the urgency
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Just remember
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You're the one thing
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I can't get enough of
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So I'll tell you something
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This could be love
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Because
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I've had
the time of my life
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No, I've never felt
this way before
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Yes, I swear,
it's the truth
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And I owe it all to you
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Holy smoke!
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CHEWBACCA:
So, what, are we on the first floor?
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LUKE:
Uh, we are on the second floor.
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No, no, no, see,
here's the Banana Republic
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and we just passed that.
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Um... it's right
back there.
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We-we, uh... we parked on the Macy's side,
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so now we must be over
here by the JCPenney.
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Looks like the first
floor is mostly men stuff,
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and there's a Lady Foot
Locker right over there.
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Oh, all right,
so we're on the third floor.
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All right, let's get in the elevator.
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And hurry up,
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'cause the smell of that
Mrs. Fields is killing me.
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Where are you taking this... thing?
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Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138.
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You think you could get me
a room by the pool?
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Is funny because you are prisoner.
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And there is no pool
because is Death Star.
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We got to find out what cell
this princess of yours is in.
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- There it is, 2187.
- I'm on it.
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Uh, everything's under control here.
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Situation normal.
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What happened?
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We, uh, had a slight weapons malfunction,
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but everything's perfectly all right.
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We're fine. We're all fine...
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here... now... thank you.
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How are you?
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I've been better.
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Well, tell me what's up.
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Well, I'm in
this relationship
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and it doesn't seem
to be going anywhere.
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I like her, but...
we're not really connecting.
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How long's it been?
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About ten months.
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And how often do you
see each other?
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Couple of times a week.
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Well, why don't you try
seeing each other
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a little more often
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and see if you connect a little more.
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And if not, it may be time to move on.
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Thanks for calling.
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This is Han Solo,
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and I'm going to be keeping you company
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for the next few hours,
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right here on the midnight shift.
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Something's telling meit might be you
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It's telling me it might be you...
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Aren't you a little fat
to be a stormtrooper?
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Well, stay here and rot,
you stuck-up bitch.
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Wait. Who are you?
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I'm Luke Skywalker.
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Me and Han Solo and Obi-Wan
are here to rescue you.
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Wait, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
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Yeah.
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Suddenly I'm not so fat, huh?
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Come on, into the garbage chute.
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She's right. Come on, Chewbacca.
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What, are you kidding?
It's probably full of disease.
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I'm not jumping in there.
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Not even if I throw this pig's ear?
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Oh, come on, that's not fair.
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- Go get it!
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Oh, boy, great idea, Princess,
diving into a pile of garbage.
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Hey, when we get out of here,
maybe you can show me around
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your home planet of Alderaan.
Aw...!
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Too soon?
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Hey, it could be worse.
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It's worse.
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The walls are closing!
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- Oh, my God!
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Listen to them, R-2. They're dying.
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What do we do?
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Only one thing to do, man.
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You still got that bag I gave you?
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So you think the Empire's gonna fall, man?
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I-I-I don't... I don't know, man.
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H-How you, how you, how you,
how you doing right now?
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Good. Why?
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I think, I think, I think
I... I think I may be
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having sort of a...
a mini freak-out here.
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- Oh.
- Just-Just...
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Just tell me I don't
have to stay in this room.
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- What?
- Just-Just tell me right now that I...
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that I don't have to stay in this room.
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You don't have to stay in this room.
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Oh, thank God.
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Thank God we're saved.
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Look at this.
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Who throws out half a pizza?
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And look at this couch.
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Somebody threw out a whole couch
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and it's in great shape.
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Yeah, you put a little Febreze on that,
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scrub it out a little bit,
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it'll look great in your apartment.
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You know what?
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I know we have a
dangerous job to do here,
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but I'm taking this.
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I'm taking this couch.
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All right, you ready?
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All right,
one, two, three.
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Okay.
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- Easy, easy, easy.
- Okay.
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- All right.
- Easy, easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.
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- Stop, stop, stop, stop.
- What? What?
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- Stop, stop. No, no, no.
- What?
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- Twist it.
- I am.
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No, no, no, no, no, other way, other way.
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- You're twisting the wrong way.
- Which way?
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- What do you want me to do?
- Just look down, all right.
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Just look at me, look what I'm doing.
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All right,
you see the way I'm twisting it?
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- Yeah.
- Turn it that way from your end.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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All right, just-just, hey,
just put it down.
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- Put it down. Just drop it.
- All right.
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- All right.
- All right, let's...
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just hang on and figure this out.
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Han, there are stormtroopers
all over the place.
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Shouldn't we be getting out of here?
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All right, okay, all right, okay.
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I got it, I know... okay.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna take the cushions off,
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unscrew the legs, take the mattress out
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and this whole thing is
gonna be a lot simpler.
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It's easier than
we're making it.
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Hey, did you hear something?
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Probably just another drill.
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You know that last drill we had?
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I was about to finally bone my girlfriend,
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and then we heard that
there was this drill
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and she told me there was no way.
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So, Obi-Wan...
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we meet again.
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What part of "stay 50 yards
away at all times"
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don't you understand?
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Uh-oh.
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Your powers are weak, old man.
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Obi-Wan!
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Boy, you got here just in time.
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No...!
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All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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All right, twist it counter-clockwise.
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I am twisting it.
You're twisting it the other way.
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No, I mean counter-clockwise
from where I'm standing
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so that... so then you...
so clockwise.
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So, yeah, like that, yes,
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yeah, so you twist it clockwise.
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And okay... okay, go.
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All right, you know what?
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Put it down, put it down for a second.
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My fingers are killing me.
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Han, they're shooting at us!
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All right, you know what?
Lift it up tall ways.
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Okay.
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Aw, for cr... oh, it's wedged.
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It's wedged. All right, okay, all right.
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You know what? It's not going anywhere.
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Let's just take off,
we'll deal with it later.
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All right, you get in the
cockpit and I'll just...
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I'll hang on to this thing as we go.
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Easy.
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I can't believe he's gone.
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I know, Luke, but it's true.
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He's gone.
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I mean, you saw
him get beheaded.
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Nobody lives through that...
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not for long, anyway.
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I-I mean, sometimes
the brain is still active
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for a few minutes after the beheading,
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but to be honest, I can't imagine
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a worse kind of hell.
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And unfortunately, hell is
probably where he'll end up,
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because the Christians
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don't look too kindly
on the whole Force thing.
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Come on, kid, we're not
out of the woods yet.
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Here they come!
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- Hey, Han!
- What?
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- Why do they call them "Tie Fighters"?
- No idea!
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They're coming too fast!
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Oh, boy. Nickel for every
time that's happened.
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Just keep shooting, Luke!
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Yeah-heh!
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That's how we do it
in my neighborhood, bitch!
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I got him! I got him!
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Great, kid! Don't get penis-y!
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I just want to tell you both... good luck.
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We're all counting on you.
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Mom?
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Yeah. Yeah we won.
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Yeah, we won the battle.
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Yeah, I'm... Yeah, I'm
calling like you asked.
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Okay. Okay, okay but...
Okay, but I gotta go.
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I got... I got other stuff to do.
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O-O-Okay, okay, okay, but I gotta go.
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Okay. Okay, yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes, Mom.
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I-I love you too, Mom.
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Okay, all right, good-bye.
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P-choo. P-choo. Gotcha.
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Thanks to the information
in this R2 unit
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provided by Princess Leia,
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we should be able to mount
a successful offensive
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on the Death Star.
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But first, please take a moment to watch
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this instructional video.
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Nothing but net.
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Hi, I'm Magic Johnson with a few tips
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on blowing up the Death Star.
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First off, never forget your objective.
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There are gonna be so many folks
coming at you to slow you down,
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you might feel like you got
a bull's-eye on your head.
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Naw, but they will
be trying to kill you.
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Also, don't forget you have
teammates out there
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watching your back,
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unless you been messing around
with their wife or girlfriend.
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Naw, but they will be there to help you.
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Lastly, you want to make sure
you step back and take cover
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after you sink that bucket,
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'cause that sky gonna light up
like the Fourth of July.
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Naw, but there will
be a large explosion.
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Well, kid, I guess this is good-bye.
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So, you got your reward and
you're leaving. Is that it?
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Well, when you say it that way,
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I sound like a douche, but,
yeah, that's what I'm doing.
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What'd you get for a reward anyway?
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Uh, let's see, I got 10% off
a Netflix membership, um...
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some nice Cracker Barrel cheddar,
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uh, assorted lotions,
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and... a little plastic
champagne bottle
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full of jelly beans...
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and a little bear.
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See? Little bear?
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"Hey, Luke.
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"We had fun on the Death Star."
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Well, take care of yourself, Han.
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I guess that's what you're best at.
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Oh, look, a lightsaber cheese knife.
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Mmm. Yuck.
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All wings... check in.
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Red three standing by.
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Red six standing by.
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Red five standing by.
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Red Buttons standing by!
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Redd Foxx standin' by!
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Big Red standing by.
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Red October standing by.
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Helen Reddy standing by.
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Simply Red standing by.
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I'm going in.
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Cover me, Porkins!
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Uh, having a little trouble here.
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Careful, Redd Foxx, there's
one right on your tail!
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Ah! I'm comin', Elizabeth!
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OBI-WAN: Use the Force, Luke.
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Obi-Wan?
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Yeah, it's me.
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Use the Force.
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Force that thing in there.
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Just like I showed you
with those puppets...
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but don't tell nobody
'cause you'll get in trouble.
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Clark, I don't like
the look of this neighborhood.
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Come on, Ellen, it's
important for the kids
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to witness the plight of the rebellion.
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Kids, you noticing all this plight?
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Roll 'em up!
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The Force is strong with this one.
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you,
you son of a bitch!
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What am I, R2-Pac?
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ANNOUNCER:
The Death Star is getting closer.
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And Leia's getting larger!
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I have you now,
young Skywalker!
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And with today's gas prices,
not a minute too soon.
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What the deuce?
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Yahoo!
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Look at this. Look at
how much more comfortable
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we are now shooting stuff.
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Phew!
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OBI-WAN:
Luke, the Force
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will be with you always.
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And so will I. Always.
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'Course, when you get older
and get some crow's feet,
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I might lose interest.
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The end.
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Hey!
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Well, Dad,
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thanks for keeping us entertained.
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That was a great story.
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Yeah, but didn't Robot Chicken
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already do this three months ago?
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Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Chris.
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I-I don't think people are
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even aware of that show's existence.
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Well, I don't know, Dad.
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I think a decent number
of people watch it.
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Oh really? Define "decent."
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I think it's the highest-rated show
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on Cartoon Network,
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and the Star Wars episode
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doubled that audience.
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Well, yeah, but double ten people
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is like 20 people, so, I mean,
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what kind of numbers are we
talking about here, you know?
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Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad.
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It's a legitimate show,
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and they beat you to the punch.
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Uh... I-I don't know
about that, Chris.
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I mean, to me, a legitimate
show is on ABC, CBS, NBC...
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You know, one of the real networks.
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I don't know about that, Dad.
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And besides, what's up
with that 15-minute runtime?
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Wh-What is that? It's like 15 minutes
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of guys playing with Star Wars dolls?
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Oh, yay, yay, tune me into that.
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Oh, so you do know the show.
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I read part of a review online.
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I am not a fan.
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You know, Dad, you're a real jerk!
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