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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:06,658 [soft music playing] 3 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:10,358 [gentle tinkling] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:13,622 [calm voice] Return to a place where you are at peace 6 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,060 and reflect on the idea of impermanence. 7 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:20,107 The universe keeps moving 8 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,370 and nothing will remain as it is, 9 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,546 good or bad. 10 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:30,813 By embracing inevitable change, we free ourselves from anxiety. 11 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:35,122 Now, take one more deep breath in. 12 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:42,477 One, two, three, four, five. 13 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,175 And out. 14 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:52,052 Five, four, three, two, one. 15 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:56,534 I hope you enjoyed this calming midday meditation, 16 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:59,015 and that you welcome the rest of your day 17 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,713 with love and compassion. 18 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:05,761 And when you are ready, open your eyes. 19 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,981 [soothing music playing] 20 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:10,983 Whatever you say, dude. 21 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:18,904 [quirky music playing] 22 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,920 [doorbell rings] 23 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:45,279 Hello? 24 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:49,065 [man] Shit, Cheryl. It's the Jehovah's Witnesses. 25 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,545 [Cheryl] Again? Weren't they just here? 26 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,938 [man] I don't know. Maybe it's the Mormons. 27 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:55,593 I just saw a smiling young person with pamphlets. 28 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:58,901 -I looked out the window, but I don't think she saw me. -[Cheryl] What do we do? 29 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,294 Hi. 30 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,167 I did see you, and I can hear you. 31 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:06,256 I'm just selling solar panels. 32 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:10,042 [man sighs] That's just what they say to make you open up. 33 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:11,609 No hablo ingles! 34 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:16,136 Go, go, go! Maybe she won't notice. 35 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,615 [rapid footsteps] 36 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,618 [car engine starting] 37 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,751 [man] Get in, get in! 38 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:34,806 [quirky music playing] 39 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:40,638 [therapist] Do you really think the world is going to end? 40 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:43,511 No, I think we're doing great. 41 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:47,079 The Dow is breaking records, so it's fine that the planet is melting, 42 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:50,213 and think of all that empathy we've learned from social media. 43 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,607 Didn't we talk about the sarcasm? 44 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:54,826 Sarcasm is the least of my problems. 45 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:58,134 Sarah, I know you're sick of hearing me say this over and over again, 46 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,919 but you really need to accept that there are certain things 47 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:03,487 that are always going to be out of your control. 48 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:07,926 Why dwell on what you cannot change? 49 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,233 Oh, I get it now. 50 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:15,064 So I just stop worrying and the existential dread will vanish. 51 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,501 Why didn't I think of that? 52 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:19,590 Sarcasm. 53 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,375 Fine, okay, yeah. I just won't think. 54 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:22,811 That's not what I said. 55 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,204 Well, it kind of is. 56 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:27,250 It's really hard to think without worrying. 57 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,252 The world sucks, haven't you noticed? 58 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:32,429 But for the thousandth time, you can't control those things. 59 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,388 You shouldn't waste your energy. 60 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:36,520 Okay, but I do, 61 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,957 because what's the point of putting any effort into anything long term 62 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,698 if I'm not going to make it to 50? 63 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:42,918 I mean, Jesus, 64 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,225 how the fuck do people have kids in a world like this? 65 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,357 I mean, best case, right, 66 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,968 my body and mind slowly fall apart. 67 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:53,842 And then I just die, I guess? 68 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:58,150 A lot of people your age start to realize that they won't live forever. 69 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:01,937 Maybe this is more about you coming to terms with your mortality. 70 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:05,419 I mean, I definitely don't feel invincible anymore. 71 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:07,812 But dying doesn't sound as bad as it used to. 72 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:09,945 Have you thought about hurting yourself? 73 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,600 No. 74 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:15,559 No, no! That's not what I meant. 75 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,779 Uh-huh. Well... 76 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,739 It's important that you feel safe here 77 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,525 and know that you can tell me anything. 78 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:27,484 No, really, I'm fine. 79 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,921 Okay, what I meant is 80 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:33,142 maybe death isn't the worst thing possible. 81 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:39,366 Like I'm not afraid of dying in the apocalypse as much as I'm afraid of surviving it. 82 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,671 Meaning? 83 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:44,327 Okay, for example, dying in a nuclear blast. 84 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,721 It's quick, you're ash before you even knew it happened. 85 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:49,985 But trying to survive in the radioactive hellscape that comes after that? 86 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:52,292 [sighs] 87 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:56,339 Yeah. Imagine having that in your brain all the time, 88 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,298 then being told to just not worry about it. 89 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,736 You need to focus more on the real world. 90 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:06,001 Spend some time with actual people. 91 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,308 I don't see how that will help anything. 92 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,702 Sarah, people need people. 93 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,704 You need people. 94 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:18,361 All right, well, we have to wrap it up. Same time next week? 95 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,451 Isn't this supposed to be making me feel better? 96 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:23,366 It's a process. 97 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,933 Yeah, but... 98 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,112 I've been coming here every week for the last two years, 99 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:33,768 -paying a small fortune in co-pays. -It takes time. 100 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:35,683 How much time? 101 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:39,077 Do you think we've made progress? Because I don't see any. 102 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,905 The progress isn't always obvious. 103 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:45,649 But no, I don't think we've quite found the breakthrough we've been looking for yet. 104 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:49,523 -So you mean that... -I'm sorry, we're really out of time. 105 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:50,828 I'll see you next week. 106 00:05:57,879 --> 00:05:59,446 Come on, I have other shit to do, you know? 107 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,886 So, are you excited for Friday night? 108 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:06,670 What's Friday night? 109 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:12,067 Fuck! I completely forgot. 110 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:13,416 Sure you did. 111 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,940 -Do I have to? -Yes! 112 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:18,073 You need to get out more and stop being such a hermit. 113 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,292 What's wrong with being a hermit? 114 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,732 Ugh, who is this guy anyway? 115 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:26,690 My brother's friend Tucker. 116 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:30,433 He was just one of the indistinguishable douchey bros back in high school. 117 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:33,480 But now, he's a successful entrepreneur 118 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,699 and somehow got very cute. 119 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:38,354 Your brother's friend? Really? 120 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,791 That's not confidence inspiring. 121 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,968 Yeah, I guess Brian hasn't always been the best judge of character. 122 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:46,710 -So I can bail? -No. 123 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:48,930 You're going, end of debate. 124 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:51,454 Anyway, I'm sure he's much more mature now. 125 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,544 -Just because you got fired from your dream job... -Laid off. 126 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,372 I was laid off. 127 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,244 Fired, laid off, whatever. 128 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,508 Having to sell shit door-to-door 129 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,858 doesn't give you an excuse to stay mad at the world forever. 130 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:06,469 We need to get you out of this rut. 131 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,297 Who says I'm in a rut? 132 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:09,603 Look at you. 133 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,170 All the hope is drained from your eyes. 134 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,259 Instead of enjoying the best years of your life, 135 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:17,437 you're fast-tracking it to the cat lady phase. 136 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,048 [background chattering] 137 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:24,748 Look. Ever since we met on the first day of kindergarten, 138 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,402 have I ever steered you wrong? 139 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,405 Yeah, fairly consistently. 140 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,016 And we only met because you bit me. 141 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,365 Doesn't matter. 142 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,977 As your best friend, I insist. 143 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,458 Fine. 144 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:39,850 But I'm only doing this for you. 145 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:42,853 Yay! Trust me, you'll have a great time. 146 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,681 I'll make sure he texts you the deets. 147 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:47,205 Now come on, I have to get in five miles before it gets dark. 148 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:54,125 [musical clapping] 149 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:58,913 [quirky music playing] 150 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:06,094 Sarah! How's it going? 151 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,706 Hey Barry, all right. You? 152 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,840 Feeling good, feeling good. Just got back from Vermont. 153 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,843 Hey, I got some great shrooms if you need any. 154 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,714 I'm good. 155 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,020 Thanks, though. 156 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:20,369 Cool. Cool. 157 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:25,853 Yeah, so also, I hate to be like a capitalist but... 158 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:27,768 I need you get me the rent at some point. 159 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:30,814 Yeah, sorry, of course. I'll get you a check tomorrow. 160 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:34,078 Right on! Power to the people. 161 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,167 You too. 162 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,605 I mean... yeah. 163 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:47,527 [quirky music playing] 164 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,884 [TV narrator] ...discovered in the ruins of ancient civilizations 165 00:08:56,927 --> 00:09:00,278 that contain technology that is impossible for them to have developed on their own. 166 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,499 When you look at it objectively, the only explanation 167 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,328 is the intervention of a much more advanced race, 168 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:10,288 which in all likelihood would have had to have been extraterrestrial in origin. 169 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:11,376 [ominous musical note] 170 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:25,086 [pensive music playing] 171 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:59,511 [pensive music continues] 172 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:15,353 [alarm beeps] 173 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:27,061 [man] Yeah, so I have no idea why my wife bothered calling you in the first place. 174 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,803 We've never needed any of this green bullshit. 175 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,631 And we certainly don't need it now. 176 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,068 It's the god damned... 177 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,680 [man ranting indistinctly] 178 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:43,991 [dramatic music playing] 179 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,647 [door creaks loudly] 180 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,171 [phone buzzes] 181 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:52,739 Hey, Mom. 182 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,349 [Mom] Hey honey, how's it going? 183 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:58,701 Um, it's good, just got done with work. 184 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,095 Oh, good. Make any sales? 185 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,313 What do you think? 186 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,576 Oh, well, it'll get better soon. 187 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,101 Probably not. 188 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:10,147 You could always go back to actually using your very expensive degree. 189 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,760 Nah, I enjoy being underemployed. 190 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:18,329 Oh, come on, you're capable of so much more. I... 191 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,201 You know, I'm actually not in the mood to be reminded 192 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:23,073 of my vast achievements in underachieving. 193 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,380 Okay, fine. 194 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,515 Just know that I believe in you and think you're amazingly smart and talented. 195 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,779 Do you have anything planned for the weekend? 196 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,825 Ugh. Yeah. Thanks for reminding me. 197 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,653 Oh yeah? What's going on? 198 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,308 Kayla is forcing me to go on a date with her brother's friend. 199 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,267 Oh, well! When is it? 200 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:47,184 Tonight. Tried to get out of it, but here I am. 201 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,056 Have you picked a cute outfit? 202 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:52,189 Hmm, I kind of figured I would go with something casual. 203 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,800 Why not be myself, you know? 204 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,019 Oh, come on. You should get dressed up. 205 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,413 You only get one first impression. 206 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,067 Yes, Mother. 207 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,765 Don't "Yes, Mother" me. You know I'm right. 208 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:14,124 [slow music playing] 209 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:25,179 [people chattering] 210 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:30,967 [ambient bar music playing] 211 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:34,188 [people chattering and laughing] 212 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:40,542 Just not him, not him. Please not him, not him. 213 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:44,459 [people chattering] 214 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,724 [exhales angrily] Fuck. 215 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,773 [smacks lips] Hey, you must be Sarah. 216 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,645 -Tucker? -The one and only. 217 00:12:57,559 --> 00:13:00,692 Sorry. I was running a bit late. Have you been waiting long? 218 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,826 Oh, it's no problemo. I threw back a few brews. 219 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:05,872 You know, they got a great beer list. 220 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:09,440 Oh, that's... cool, I guess. 221 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,616 Oh, well sorry again for running behind. 222 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,314 Do you want to see if our table's ready? 223 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,620 You sure you don't want a drink first? 224 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:19,973 Uh, well, I'm pretty hungry and... 225 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,888 Come on, just one drink. 226 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,499 You look like a vodka soda girl. Hey Tiffany... 227 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:29,983 Uh no, I am actually trying to stay away from alcohol right now. 228 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,942 Oh. Weird. 229 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,641 Well, let's do this thing, right? 230 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,209 Mmm. 231 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,998 [people chattering] 232 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:51,743 So we sold that company last year, which left me pretty flush with cash. 233 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:56,226 I traveled for a while, saw some pretty amazing places and... 234 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,447 Oh, have you ever been to Ecuador? 235 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,449 I've been to Canada. 236 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,147 Oh. Yeah, that's cool, I guess. 237 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:08,760 Anyways, you should definitely check out South America if you get the chance. 238 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:15,332 Spending time with the natives was just so... sick. 239 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,334 I can't even explain. 240 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:20,424 Anyways, I thought I had everything I ever wanted 241 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:25,125 and I just started to feel kind of empty inside. 242 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,735 Like nothing was doing it for me, you know? 243 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,041 Thanks. 244 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:33,133 Anyways, I just wanted to do something that mattered, you know? 245 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,048 So that's when I started my new company. 246 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:38,138 [ambient bar music playing] 247 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,314 And what's this new company? 248 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,446 [chuckles] 249 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:46,450 We offer an instant delivery service for locally sourced IPAs. 250 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,757 [pen clattering] Uh-huh. 251 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:54,110 I mean, it's going great so far, and it feels really rewarding doing something. 252 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,895 It's like building the community. 253 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,332 Something to make a difference, you know? 254 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,595 Now, I don't really do any of the delivering 255 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,858 or the lifting or the funding, 256 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,514 but luckily the investors hopped right on board for this one, so... 257 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,952 Looks like we'll have a pretty big payday when we sell in a few years. 258 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:13,390 Mm-hm. [exhales] 259 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:18,961 Anyways, now that we had this nice meal, what do you say we go back to my place and smash? 260 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,093 [sniffs] 261 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,490 I know. You want some of this. 262 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,451 Uh... no, thanks. 263 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:34,716 -Really? -Yeah. I just want to go home. 264 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:39,851 Wait, I buy you this nice meal and you're not even gonna let me hit that? 265 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,028 I wasn't planning on it, no. 266 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,681 That's pretty weak. 267 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,770 Uh, okay, yeah. You want to go home? 268 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,685 We can go back to your place, I guess. 269 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,818 I'm sorry, I need to ask this, you know, for clarity. 270 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,386 Do you think this went well? 271 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,432 Well... yeah. 272 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:59,045 I mean, like, I'm a nine, right? 273 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:03,658 And you're like, maybe, a six on a good day. 274 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,921 So yeah, I thought it was a pretty sure bet. 275 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,488 Really? 276 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,013 [exhales in confusion] 277 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,059 Okay. Uh, wow. 278 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:18,194 Um, so first off, I sat here and kept my mouth shut 279 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:21,763 and indulged about an hour of your startup bro bragging bullshit 280 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,721 about how you're saving the world 281 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,941 delivering shitty beer to a bunch of hipsters 282 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,378 living in apartments paid for by their parents. 283 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:33,122 It's a stupid business idea, and frankly, it's not giving back to the community. 284 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,298 They can just walk to the fucking store. 285 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,997 And second off, you're like an eight, all right? Okay, at best. 286 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,607 So just fucking get over yourself. 287 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,783 Look, okay. That's pretty harsh, babe. 288 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,047 And don't fucking call me babe. 289 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,745 Relax, sweetie. 290 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,486 Why don't we just go back to my place? 291 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,793 -We'll have a drink. -Seriously? 292 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,534 Yeah. Let's go. 293 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,840 You, you don't get it, all right? 294 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:59,235 You are a walking example of everything that is wrong with this world. 295 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:02,978 I would gladly push you off a cliff before I slept with you. 296 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:08,244 So you can just go home, turn on some weird Japanese porn and literally fuck yourself. 297 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:13,597 And also, what the hell kind of rich guy tips ten percent? 298 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:20,387 Whoo, cuckoo. [clears throat] 299 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,043 Must be that time of the month, you know what I mean? 300 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,523 [sniffs] 301 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:39,232 [soft TV music] 302 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:04,648 [pensive music playing] 303 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:37,072 [pensive music continues] 304 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,857 [pill bottles clattering] 305 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:46,125 [pills rattling in bottle] 306 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,263 [sniffles] 307 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:04,099 [pills rattling] 308 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,422 [gasps] 309 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:34,695 [whimsical TV theme playing] [TV audience cheering] 310 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:41,963 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! It's your favorite host here. 311 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,400 And it is so, so great to be with you tonight. 312 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,926 [audience cheers] Thank you, thank you, yeah. 313 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:53,235 Now you all know that I love to joke around. 314 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,542 [audience laughs] I'm a jokester. 315 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,762 But tonight I've got to talk to you about something very serious. 316 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,112 [audience groans] 317 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:04,594 I know, I know. But today we are going to discuss something called... 318 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,902 simulated reality. [audience yells] 319 00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,731 To explain, let's go to my colleague in the field. 320 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:13,821 [speaking with English accent] The basic concept of simulated reality 321 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,475 is exactly what it sounds like. 322 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,871 A manufactured version of reality, which is in fact not real. 323 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,658 In our case, a highly developed race 324 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:28,618 have used advanced computing technologies to create simulations 325 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,491 full of generations of people living entire lifetimes 326 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:34,929 under the impression that their worlds are in fact real. 327 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,237 Now why would they do this, you might ask. 328 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:42,066 In our example, this advanced race 329 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,678 is looking back into their past 330 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:48,899 to determine how different variables might have impacted their development. 331 00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:54,818 A way to understand all of a world's possible alternate histories. 332 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,952 And now, back to you in the studio. 333 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,301 How about that? 334 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,477 Yes, it's truly amazing. 335 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:06,090 And it's my duty today to inform you that your world, 336 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,572 your entire existence, is just one of those 337 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:14,229 billions upon billions of simulated realities created by humans of the future. 338 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,363 [audience hoots] Isn't that something? [host chuckles] 339 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,322 Now I know this sounds a little out there, 340 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,498 and you could use some proof. 341 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,631 So I'm gonna give you some proof. It's what I'm here for. 342 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:28,330 [audience chuckles] You are all now holding a banana. 343 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,376 [audience yells and laughs] 344 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:33,030 That's stupid. Holy fucking what? 345 00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:35,250 [host chuckles] I hope you're still with us. 346 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:39,254 Please. enjoy that banana. It's good for you. [audience laughs] 347 00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:43,606 Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, 348 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,130 and it's with a heavy heart that I notify you 349 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,482 that your simulation will be discontinued exactly one week... 350 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,487 From now. [audience groans] 351 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,924 Yes, it's too bad. 352 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,969 It is really a shame. 353 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:03,670 In accordance with the Simulated Consciousness Act of 3112, 354 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:07,935 all sentient inhabitants must be made aware of the nature of their existence 355 00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:10,503 before the termination of a simulation, 356 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:14,507 which means you are getting provided with a wonderful, wonderful choice. 357 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:17,510 To see what it is, let's check in with some friends of mine. 358 00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:20,251 You know, we've got some really great stuff for you tonight. 359 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,210 Some really great stuff. 360 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,734 So first up is Option A. 361 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,910 You remain here in the abandoned simulation without any outside influence. 362 00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:29,304 That's right. Everything's up to you. 363 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,872 [audience boos] That sounds like a hard life if you ask me. 364 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,569 But legally, we do have to offer it. 365 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:38,182 Now, what most of you are going to be interested in is Option B. 366 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:42,796 We take your consciousness and we transfer it to a simpler, more efficient system, 367 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:46,626 where you get to relive your five greatest memories over and over 368 00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,192 without any kind of awareness. 369 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:50,673 That's right. Pure bliss, forever. 370 00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,633 [chuckles] Thank you, folks. 371 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:57,637 Oh, I told you, we're doing everything we can to take care of you. 372 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,160 [host chuckles] 373 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,858 Now I know this is a lot, it is. 374 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,861 But I have just one more surprise for you. Just one more. 375 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:10,127 Each and every one of you is going to get your own personal Guide. 376 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:13,827 [audience cheers] This Guide will answer your questions. 377 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:16,873 This Guide will make sure you have everything that you need 378 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:21,574 to move on to your next phase, whatever you choose. [chuckles] 379 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:24,664 It has been wonderful being here with you tonight. 380 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,797 I do wish you all the best. 381 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:31,148 Ooh, your Guides will be arriving any moment. 382 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:33,194 [host chuckles] [audience cheers] 383 00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:37,198 Please have a wonderful night and I'll see you real soon. 384 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:44,205 [whimsical TV theme playing] 385 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,733 [loud knocking] 386 00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:01,222 [Sarah inhales] [slow footsteps] 387 00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:13,277 [door creaks] 388 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,064 Hello. 389 00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:19,458 -Hi. -May I come in? 390 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:24,724 [insects chirping] 391 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,817 [retches and coughs] 392 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:42,698 So... You're the guy from the TV? 393 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:44,961 Yes and no. 394 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,485 I look like the guy from the TV. 395 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,357 Okay. 396 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,620 I'm an artificial intelligence program. 397 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:55,711 So are you... 398 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,497 well, 399 00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:03,632 you're more mellow than the TV guy. 400 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,157 I look like the host to make it easier for you to process. 401 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:10,683 But my program has been tuned to your specific personality profile 402 00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:12,989 to aid you in the discontinuation process. 403 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:18,125 Makes sense. This all makes sense. Cool. 404 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:20,127 Cool. 405 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:23,217 I was being sarcastic. Whatever. 406 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:25,567 Do you have any other questions? 407 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,395 You can ask me anything you want. 408 00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:32,443 Uh... no, I think I've got all this sorted, thank you. 409 00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,184 Fantastic. Just in case, 410 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,491 I am going to remain here until you make a decision. 411 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,189 Uh... No, no, no. 412 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:40,495 That's really, that's okay. 413 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,192 It is our standard procedure. 414 00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:45,587 -Do I get a say in this? -No. 415 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,502 But why would you not want free help? 416 00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:51,462 That's a reasonable question I've never had a good answer for. 417 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:55,466 I guess privacy was the big thing. 418 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,687 But if all the shit you're saying is true, 419 00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:02,125 none of that matters anyway. 420 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,692 Exactly. 421 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,000 So we all have to deal with you or some version of you. 422 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,655 That is correct. 423 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,961 Won't it get kind of chaotic having twice as many people in the world? 424 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:13,093 What do you mean? 425 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:17,227 Right. 426 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,403 People will only be able to see and hear their own Guides. 427 00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:21,667 We have done this before, do not worry. 428 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:24,931 You've done this before? How many times? 429 00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:26,802 Would it make a difference? 430 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:29,588 Yeah. No? 431 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,243 Maybe. 432 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:35,768 I don't know. Um... 433 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,598 Okay. Well, I guess I'm just gonna 434 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,427 go to bed and hope that this is all a dream. 435 00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,779 I'm guessing you're just going to be here? 436 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:48,650 That is correct. 437 00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:50,652 Do you want to sleep on the couch? 438 00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:53,002 I do not require food or sleep. 439 00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,221 Uh-huh. 440 00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:56,702 That makes sense, I guess. 441 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,054 So you're just gonna sit here till morning? 442 00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:02,795 That is correct. 443 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:12,021 114,225,700,604. 444 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,763 What? 445 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,852 That is how many times we have done this before. 446 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:23,163 Or at least that is how many times my program has been used. 447 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:24,991 Uh-huh. 448 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,775 Great. 449 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:31,954 Well... make yourself at home. 450 00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:33,739 Or whatever. 451 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:37,873 And I guess, good night? 452 00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,309 Good night. 453 00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:52,540 Everyone's getting so worked up about this, but... 454 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:56,065 is it really that much of a surprise? 455 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:58,328 I mean, if anything, I feel like it explains a lot. 456 00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:03,638 And it actually makes me feel a little better. 457 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:08,077 I mean, I'm not going to pretend the last few days haven't been weird as shit, but... 458 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:13,604 I don't know, I feel like I'm the only person on the planet that's still acting... 459 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,869 kind of normal. [snorts] 460 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:19,872 Sort of a weird reversal to suddenly feel like the sane one. 461 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:28,794 I guess if I never really had control over anything, 462 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:35,278 none of this, whatever is wrong with me, was my fault. 463 00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:38,891 Maybe you were right. 464 00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:42,677 Maybe I can stop worrying about the things that I can't control 465 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:47,160 because apparently no one in the entire world has ever had control over anything. 466 00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:50,772 Right. Yeah, that sounds good. 467 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:52,295 [loud thump] 468 00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:55,211 Were you listening to any of that? 469 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:57,170 No. Yeah. 470 00:28:57,213 --> 00:29:00,216 I'm sorry. I'm just a little preoccupied. 471 00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,697 I can tell. 472 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:06,832 Whatever happened to not worrying about what you can't control? 473 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,660 You used to tell me that like five times a session. 474 00:29:09,704 --> 00:29:11,575 Of course I did. 475 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:16,798 But that was back before every single thing in our existence was a lie. 476 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,496 And just because I said it doesn't mean... 477 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:21,803 You don't know my... 478 00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:25,067 Weren't you going to kill yourself anyway? 479 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:28,331 -Uh... -They've given you an out. 480 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:29,855 You don't have to do it anymore. 481 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,248 They, whoever the fuck "they" are, 482 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,033 will just do it for you 483 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,296 and then send you into some never-ending fantasy loop. 484 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:39,168 It's bullshit! You've got it easy. 485 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:42,737 The rest of us, those of us who actually give a shit about life, 486 00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:47,307 are being, I don't know, just a little bit fucking inconvenienced. 487 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,918 I mean, at least we're getting an easy choice, sure, 488 00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:53,922 but still, just busting into our lives and telling us we have to choose in the first place? 489 00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:55,837 We shouldn't have to deal with that shit! 490 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,491 So you're going with Option B? 491 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:59,406 [items clattering] 492 00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:01,016 Of course I am. 493 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,279 Interesting. 494 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:06,065 Not really sure what I'm gonna do yet. 495 00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:09,024 Oh? 496 00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:13,289 Now that is funny. [chuckles] 497 00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:17,119 I don't know that it was supposed to be. 498 00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,947 It's just so you. 499 00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:22,777 Easy choice, but you have to make it complicated. 500 00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:27,260 There's no way in your mind that the rest of the world could be right. 501 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,828 -I just-- -What is it with your generation, anyway? 502 00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:35,572 You spend all of your time complaining about how we boomers need to shut up 503 00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:39,228 and stop telling you what to do and that we don't understand. 504 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:44,538 But then, you come to places like this, to pay people like me 505 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,583 to tell you what you're doing wrong, 506 00:30:46,627 --> 00:30:49,586 [angrily] and you still don't listen! 507 00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:53,329 I don't think I've ever really said it out loud before, 508 00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:57,551 but you are just a bunch of self-absorbed, know-it-all assholes! 509 00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:00,554 It's exhausting. 510 00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:02,208 Uh... 511 00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:04,210 I can't fucking believe this is happening! 512 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:06,995 What was the point of it all? 513 00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:10,433 By the way, what are you doing here? 514 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,261 I'm not even seeing patients. 515 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,395 I'm just in here trying to get my shit in order. 516 00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:17,832 You barged in and started talking like everything was normal. 517 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,573 This is the last thing I need right now. 518 00:31:22,271 --> 00:31:23,533 [makes tutting sound] Oh. 519 00:31:25,144 --> 00:31:27,537 Well, I guess I just thought... 520 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:34,501 Well, in that case, I should probably go? 521 00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:37,069 Yeah, probably. 522 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:38,940 Same time next week? 523 00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,899 There won't be a next week. 524 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:44,685 And I can't believe I wasted all the weeks I did have on fuckups like you. 525 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,383 [whispers] Right, okay. 526 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:49,951 So bye, then? 527 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:52,780 [whimpering] Fuck off. 528 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:58,220 [sobbing] 529 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,180 Leave a check! 530 00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:05,140 The co-payment is 40 dollars! 531 00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,187 [door clicks] 532 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:10,363 [exhales happily] 533 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:12,974 Did everything go well? 534 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:14,497 [therapist] Fuck! 535 00:32:16,412 --> 00:32:18,937 I think maybe we should give him some space. 536 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:25,247 Here's your Red Eye. 537 00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:28,250 Thank you. I really needed this today. 538 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:31,340 You know, I was actually amazed to see you guys were still open. 539 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:33,473 -What do you mean? -I don't know. 540 00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,866 I just kind of figured no one would want to go to work anymore. 541 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,129 I didn't. 542 00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:40,436 Wait. So you just stopped going? 543 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,526 Yeah. I mean, it's not like they're sending out paychecks anymore. 544 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:45,528 Hmph. 545 00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,879 [ambient music playing] 546 00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:54,276 [exhales] So how many people usually end up staying? 547 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,975 I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that accurately. 548 00:32:57,845 --> 00:32:59,934 It varies from simulation to simulation, 549 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,892 but it is usually a very small number. 550 00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:04,852 Most who choose to stay do not see another person, 551 00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:08,029 at least those who do not stay with family or a partner. 552 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,989 But people rarely stay together. 553 00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,513 Finally, my chance to be left alone. 554 00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,516 -Perhaps. -It sounds so nice. 555 00:33:17,212 --> 00:33:19,780 You can make that choice if you think it is right for you. 556 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:22,435 Ooh, I have a funny question. 557 00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:26,787 So if you've done this a bunch of times, have you met another version of me? 558 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,224 I am sorry, I cannot answer that. 559 00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:31,096 Oh come on, why not? 560 00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:33,707 I am here to help you make your decision, 561 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,752 but it might create excess bias if you knew. 562 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:38,146 So you have met another version of me. 563 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,323 You cannot trick me into answering. 564 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:42,803 Okay, okay. 565 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,500 I read you loud and clear. 566 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,329 I did not say anything. 567 00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:50,028 Oh, it's Kayla. 568 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,987 She wants me to meet her in the park. 569 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,511 She's been so flaky the last couple of days. 570 00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:58,949 All right. Oh, do you want anything to go? 571 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,256 I do not require food or-- 572 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,476 I know, I'm just fucking with you, come on. 573 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:13,703 [spiritual music playing] 574 00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:17,577 The fuck? 575 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:23,931 Hey Kay. 576 00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:25,715 What's with the jumpsuits? 577 00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:27,717 Sarah! 578 00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:30,329 It is so wonderful you are here. 579 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:32,200 Bless the creators. 580 00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:34,420 This is my new friend, Otto. 581 00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:40,121 Otto, this is my best friend from our journey through this world, Sarah. 582 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:41,557 Hi, Otto. 583 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,343 Bless the creators or whatever she said. 584 00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:45,996 Oh, I'm good, thank you. 585 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,521 So who are these creators? 586 00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:53,003 They are those that have created all of this. 587 00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:56,964 It is also through their mercy that we will live on through the infinite. 588 00:34:57,356 --> 00:35:00,402 They are great. Bless the creators! 589 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,102 Okay, cool. 590 00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:07,235 Join us in our praise of their greatness. 591 00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:10,325 I think I'll pass, thanks. 592 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:13,720 Did he brainwash you? 593 00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:15,417 Are you good? 594 00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:19,029 I have never felt better in my entire existence. 595 00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:21,162 Can't argue with that. 596 00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:24,383 Um, so what does your Guide have to say about this? 597 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,211 Doesn't he know all about the creators? 598 00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:29,083 He is my direct connection to them. 599 00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:33,740 We are in a deep, complex, committed relationship. 600 00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:39,963 We are one and because of him, I'm one with the creators. 601 00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:43,141 It is highly erotic. 602 00:35:43,924 --> 00:35:45,882 She is definitely making that part up. 603 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:49,799 Well, I've got to say, you guys seem really busy over here, 604 00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,932 so I'm just going to go. 605 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,195 Is that okay with the creators? 606 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,589 They have granted you free will, 607 00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:59,461 and you are free to do with that as you wish. 608 00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:03,073 Except they haven't, though, because like all this shit, 609 00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:05,554 we're living in a simula... 610 00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:08,122 You know what? It's fine. Why don't you just let me know 611 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,865 when you need a break from dancing in the park or whatever is happening here? 612 00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:13,823 See you later. 613 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:15,651 I'll see you later as well, 614 00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:18,959 as we relive our greatest moments together 615 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,266 in the boundless expanse... 616 00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:24,225 beyond time. 617 00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:28,621 Right. Sounds like a plan. 618 00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:32,929 -Does that always happen? -Yes. 619 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,715 -Every time? -Yes. [Guide snorts] 620 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:38,196 Some people need it to wrap their heads around the unknown. 621 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,807 Huh. Nothing new there. 622 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:49,163 [exhales] My God, it's nice to be home. 623 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:51,426 Everyone's losing their shit out there. 624 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:54,821 We always anticipate a wide array of reactions to the news. 625 00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:58,041 Yeah, I think I'm going to like the world a lot better without other people. 626 00:36:58,651 --> 00:36:59,956 Perhaps. 627 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,307 It is difficult to make it out there on your own. 628 00:37:02,785 --> 00:37:04,613 People tend to struggle without other people. 629 00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:08,530 Dude, the hardest part of my life right now is dealing with other humans. 630 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:09,792 I think I'll be okay. 631 00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:11,794 Oh, shit. 632 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,796 My mom called like five times. 633 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:15,972 She's probably making sure everything's okay. 634 00:37:19,149 --> 00:37:21,674 Hey, Mom, saw you called a few times. 635 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:23,850 -Everything good? -[Mom] Everything's fine. 636 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,417 Well, it's mostly fine. 637 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,724 It's okay. I just thought it would be nice 638 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,291 if you were able to come by. 639 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:33,251 -Now? -Yeah. Come over for lunch. 640 00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,296 Are you sure everything's okay? 641 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,298 Yeah. I mean... 642 00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:39,866 your dad is, well, you can imagine. 643 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,216 -Is he all right? -Yeah. 644 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,958 He's just dealing with things in his own way. 645 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,395 But I think it would be nice if you could come by. 646 00:37:47,874 --> 00:37:50,268 It would mean a lot to him and to me. 647 00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:51,834 Please? 648 00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:55,011 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um... 649 00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,797 I'll just get ready and I'll head over in a few. 650 00:37:58,319 --> 00:37:59,929 Great! See you in a bit. 651 00:38:03,455 --> 00:38:08,764 [quirky music playing] 652 00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:11,245 [doorbell chimes] 653 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,900 Okay, so final warning. 654 00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:16,424 My parents can be weird. 655 00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:18,905 We literally had a whole conversation about this 656 00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:21,734 on the car ride over here, I consider myself warned. 657 00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,738 -There's my dumpling. -Jesus Christ! 658 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:28,567 -What? -Why the hell aren't you wearing pants? 659 00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:32,310 -Why would I? -What the fuck, Dad? 660 00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:36,531 [Mom] Gary! Did you answer the door without clothes on again? 661 00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:39,099 Let me live my life, woman! 662 00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:40,927 [Mom] Gary! 663 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:42,798 Nobody wants to see that. 664 00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:44,452 I don't want to see that. 665 00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:46,889 That's why we leave the lights off. 666 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,456 Goddamn it! 667 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,111 You know, you married me. 668 00:38:51,154 --> 00:38:52,939 [Mom] Go put some clothes on! 669 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:55,811 Baby, we don't have time for clothes anymore. 670 00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:57,247 Go, go! [Mom slaps Gary] 671 00:39:01,948 --> 00:39:03,906 -Hey, Mom. -Hi, sweetie. 672 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:06,953 Come on in. Sorry about your father. 673 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:10,217 You know, he can go a little overboard with things. 674 00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:13,525 That image will haunt my dreams. 675 00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,788 Well, come on down to the kitchen. 676 00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:17,050 I'm just finishing up. 677 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:20,096 [door clicks] 678 00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:31,543 Oh, some week, huh? 679 00:39:32,326 --> 00:39:35,329 Yeah, I don't think I've heard anyone be so casual about it, 680 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,766 but I guess you could say. 681 00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:42,292 Actually, you don't have to pour me one. 682 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:47,776 [gasps] Oh shoot! I'm so sorry, I forgot. 683 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,952 You're still not drinking? 684 00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:52,259 Yeah, It's been six months. 685 00:39:52,825 --> 00:39:54,392 Not sure it's done me any good, but... 686 00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:57,133 Anyway, you were saying, some week. 687 00:39:57,177 --> 00:39:59,222 Hmm. You know, it is what it is. 688 00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,094 You know, I go with the flow. 689 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:04,314 Your father is having a tougher time of it, though. 690 00:40:04,358 --> 00:40:05,620 Yeah, I didn't notice. 691 00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,317 Oh, he'll be fine. 692 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,016 It's probably better he only had a week. 693 00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:13,672 You don't want him analyzing things too much. 694 00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:21,201 Mmm! Gary, get down here. Two minutes! 695 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:23,725 I know you worry about him. 696 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,032 He worries about you, too. 697 00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:28,774 How are you doing, anyway? 698 00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:30,602 Pretty good, actually. 699 00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:32,560 Uh-huh. 700 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:36,956 Well, I'm not sure I believe you, but if you say so. 701 00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:38,479 No, really. 702 00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:43,310 Well, good, great. 703 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:45,051 We'll have a wonderful meal then. 704 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,227 Nothing to worry about. 705 00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:51,013 Gary! Food! [chuckles] 706 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:57,803 When I talked to you last week, you were about to go on a date. 707 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,892 How did it go? 708 00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:01,937 Does it matter anymore? 709 00:41:02,808 --> 00:41:05,506 Well, no, but... 710 00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:08,553 unless you're going to get married in the next three days. 711 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:09,945 Is he the one? 712 00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:13,209 No, Mom. He most definitely was not. 713 00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:15,255 Oh, that's too bad. 714 00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:17,300 Did you still have fun? 715 00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:20,695 -Nope. -Did you... [makes lascivious sound] 716 00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:22,871 Can we talk about something else please? 717 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:25,613 I don't mean to pry, I just-- 718 00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:26,919 Goddamn it! 719 00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:29,399 Will you please shut the fuck up? 720 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,230 Did we say something wrong? 721 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:38,496 Oh, no, I'm sorry. 722 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:41,542 It's just my Guide. He has been yelling all morning. 723 00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:44,850 And I finally got fed up so I just, sorry. 724 00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:46,329 Please, go on. 725 00:41:47,156 --> 00:41:48,680 Why was he yelling? 726 00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,333 I locked him in the basement. 727 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:54,120 You locked him in the basement? 728 00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:57,602 Yeah, I got tired of him talking all the fucking time. 729 00:41:57,645 --> 00:42:00,996 You know, you can send them away when you make your decision, right? 730 00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:04,565 Yeah, and that's what they say. 731 00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:07,002 But I don't want them to know what I'm thinking. 732 00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:09,788 I have to keep them on their toes. 733 00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:14,619 So you locked him in the basement? 734 00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:18,536 Seemed a little more humane than the shed. 735 00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:22,670 Well, mine's very nice and very handsome, too. 736 00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:26,326 [giggles] I think your father is jealous. 737 00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:28,110 I don't know why we need them in the first place. 738 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,504 I mean, the decision is pretty obvious. 739 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:33,725 I mean, who wants to turn down permanent pleasure for more of this shithole? 740 00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:44,039 Well, actually, I was thinking about staying. 741 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:50,959 [laughs uncontrollably] 742 00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:55,224 Oh really? That was a good one, honey. 743 00:43:00,273 --> 00:43:01,840 [clears throat] 744 00:43:03,798 --> 00:43:05,365 I love you. 745 00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:09,543 But I mean, you really couldn't get your shit together before all this went down. 746 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,285 How do you think you're going to do it without somebody taking care of you, huh? 747 00:43:15,505 --> 00:43:16,855 [fork clatters sharply] 748 00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:20,815 [rapid footsteps] 749 00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:22,208 Wha--? 750 00:43:25,298 --> 00:43:27,735 What the fuck was that Gary? 751 00:43:29,868 --> 00:43:32,653 We don't have time for anything other than honesty. 752 00:43:32,697 --> 00:43:34,002 That's your daughter! 753 00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:35,264 Go apologize. 754 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,136 I stand behind what I-- 755 00:43:37,179 --> 00:43:38,267 -Now! -Right. 756 00:43:45,144 --> 00:43:48,103 [birds chirping] 757 00:43:51,498 --> 00:43:53,239 [door squeaks] 758 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,641 Couldn't they have ended the world when it was a little cooler out? 759 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,209 Probably didn't factor the weather in. 760 00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:08,994 [softly] Right. 761 00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,085 Sorry. 762 00:44:13,476 --> 00:44:15,348 -I didn't mean to be... -No, that's fine. 763 00:44:16,175 --> 00:44:17,785 I get it. I do. 764 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,961 You don't have to say anything. 765 00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:23,443 We all have to do what's best for ourselves, 766 00:44:23,486 --> 00:44:26,272 and we don't have to agree on what that is. 767 00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:30,319 I know I can be a little critical. 768 00:44:32,147 --> 00:44:33,671 But you know that's just because I want what's best for you, right? 769 00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,544 I know. 770 00:44:37,587 --> 00:44:40,373 [birds chirping] 771 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:42,070 Are you sure you want to stay? 772 00:44:44,638 --> 00:44:45,944 Yeah. 773 00:44:46,858 --> 00:44:48,033 It's weird. 774 00:44:49,861 --> 00:44:52,428 I feel like I'm the only person on the planet that feels more normal 775 00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:54,517 now that I know that we weren't in control. 776 00:44:57,085 --> 00:45:01,960 Once everyone else is out of here, I can start living my life my way, 777 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,748 without weird future people dictating everything I do. 778 00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:11,447 Do you really think we had no control? 779 00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:18,628 I can't imagine they put that much effort into making billions of these simulation things 780 00:45:19,194 --> 00:45:21,631 just to let us run amok. 781 00:45:22,981 --> 00:45:25,157 Did you ever ask your Guide why they're ending it? 782 00:45:27,072 --> 00:45:28,377 No. 783 00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:29,988 You should. 784 00:45:31,816 --> 00:45:33,208 Why, do you know? 785 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:35,515 I don't. 786 00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:38,605 Honestly, I really don't care. 787 00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:43,784 But I think you should know if you're going to stay based on that. 788 00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:49,790 It just sounds like they got what they needed, and it's time to wrap it up. 789 00:45:50,356 --> 00:45:51,574 But what were they looking for? 790 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,447 Again, I don't care. 791 00:45:55,665 --> 00:45:58,103 I think it's a great way to go and I'm ready to take it. 792 00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:01,628 But if I were you, 793 00:46:03,499 --> 00:46:05,588 I wouldn't want to make the decision without knowing all the facts. 794 00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:09,505 I mean, for all we know, this world is defective, 795 00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:12,813 and you'll be stuck here all on your own 796 00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:14,032 while it falls apart. 797 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,252 I'm just being honest. 798 00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:21,953 [breathes softly] 799 00:46:22,562 --> 00:46:24,042 Would they really end this 800 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,261 if it was good enough to keep? 801 00:46:27,349 --> 00:46:31,223 [birds chirping] 802 00:46:35,488 --> 00:46:37,011 I'm gonna go back inside. 803 00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:41,450 You come in whenever you're ready. 804 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,193 I know your mom would like to spend more time with you. 805 00:46:53,506 --> 00:46:55,421 [door closes] 806 00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:10,044 We're so happy you came over, sweetie. 807 00:47:10,088 --> 00:47:12,568 Yeah, I'm glad I came too. 808 00:47:12,612 --> 00:47:15,876 I didn't think this is how we'd be saying goodbye. 809 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,226 Well, I'll come back. 810 00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:19,880 We still have a few more days. 811 00:47:22,143 --> 00:47:26,887 -Actually, we're gonna... -Remember how we were supposed to go to Fiji for our 30th? 812 00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:28,933 [Gary] We decided we should still go. 813 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:33,546 Why not spend what little time we have left in paradise? 814 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,202 Wow. 815 00:47:38,203 --> 00:47:39,944 I completely forgot about that. 816 00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:41,859 -I guess I just assumed... -[Mom] I know. 817 00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:44,513 I was surprised people were flying as well. 818 00:47:44,557 --> 00:47:46,602 I guess the pilots had the same idea as us. 819 00:47:46,646 --> 00:47:50,258 And it's not like getting a refund is any help at this point. 820 00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:57,439 Well, wow, that sounds... 821 00:47:58,963 --> 00:48:01,356 nice, that sounds really nice. 822 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,792 I'm happy for you guys. 823 00:48:03,968 --> 00:48:05,534 Thanks, sweetie. 824 00:48:08,581 --> 00:48:12,019 So... this is it. 825 00:48:13,978 --> 00:48:16,197 Yeah, I guess it is. 826 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,898 Okay. Well, I love you guys. [chuckles] 827 00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:27,165 I wish you could stay, but I want you to live your lives. 828 00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:29,776 We love you, too. 829 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,955 And we are so proud of you for always being yourself. 830 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,524 Hey, good luck. 831 00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:41,614 I know you'll make the right choice for you. 832 00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:51,276 Oh Dad, can you do me a favor? 833 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:53,539 Of course. 834 00:48:55,106 --> 00:48:56,759 Wear pants on the plane. 835 00:48:57,282 --> 00:48:58,892 You know, for Mom? 836 00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:02,200 [Mom giggles] Will do. 837 00:49:02,591 --> 00:49:04,332 Okay. 838 00:49:09,903 --> 00:49:11,774 [sniffling] 839 00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:18,172 [Mom sniffles] [Gary] Oh, it's okay. 840 00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:24,352 [car beeps] 841 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,013 You're right, they're pretty interesting people. 842 00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:36,408 -I guess that I could have-- -Why is our simulation ending? 843 00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:38,976 It has served its purpose. 844 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,979 We are reallocating resources to other simulations. 845 00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:46,635 Okay, then what was its purpose? 846 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:51,727 Every simulation is designed to test a specific variable's impact on the world. 847 00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:53,860 Sometimes the sky is a different color. 848 00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:55,905 Sometimes snow is warm. 849 00:49:56,384 --> 00:49:57,690 Some are permanent. 850 00:49:57,733 --> 00:49:59,561 Others are temporary. 851 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:02,303 What was our variable? 852 00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:04,827 The great auk. 853 00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:07,526 What the shit is that? 854 00:50:08,527 --> 00:50:10,007 A flightless bird. 855 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:12,618 What? 856 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,447 A penguin. 857 00:50:17,449 --> 00:50:19,451 -A penguin? -Yes. 858 00:50:22,410 --> 00:50:23,846 A fucking penguin. 859 00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:26,588 Not a singular penguin. A species of penguins. 860 00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:32,203 All righty then, where are these penguins? 861 00:50:33,204 --> 00:50:35,597 They lived in the North Atlantic, but they're all gone now. 862 00:50:35,989 --> 00:50:38,252 Hunted to extinction in the middle 19th century. 863 00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:41,125 Then why is this just ending now? 864 00:50:43,388 --> 00:50:48,045 We want to see a variable's impact on the world, but also the impact of its absence. 865 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,050 Great. Fucking penguins ended the world. 866 00:50:54,747 --> 00:50:58,838 More accurately, the presence of the penguins was the reason for the world. 867 00:50:59,621 --> 00:51:02,320 Absence of them is the reason for the end of the world. 868 00:51:05,627 --> 00:51:07,194 [softly] It was us. 869 00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,066 Come again? 870 00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:12,156 [inhales] It was us all along. 871 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,419 It was our fault. 872 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,508 We were in control. 873 00:51:17,378 --> 00:51:18,988 We destroyed the variable. 874 00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:21,078 We ended the world. 875 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,474 In a manner of speaking, yes. We're really ending it for you. 876 00:51:26,866 --> 00:51:28,607 Although you did give us reason to. 877 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:31,131 That said, we are also responsible 878 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:33,133 for the creation of the world in the first place. 879 00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:37,398 We're also essentially you of the future, except not in a simulation. 880 00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:39,618 It's all very complicated. 881 00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:42,403 It's all just as fucking pointless as before. 882 00:51:42,969 --> 00:51:45,319 -Yes, but-- -Get out. 883 00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:47,626 What? 884 00:51:47,887 --> 00:51:50,455 Get out of the car. 885 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,674 I don't want to see you anymore. 886 00:51:54,807 --> 00:51:57,288 I've made up my mind. I can't stay in this world. 887 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:02,031 -But-- -[screams] Get out! 888 00:52:03,772 --> 00:52:05,078 All right. 889 00:52:13,869 --> 00:52:15,393 I'll still be keeping an eye on you. 890 00:52:16,394 --> 00:52:18,135 If you change your mind, I'll know. 891 00:52:19,788 --> 00:52:21,442 Good luck, Sarah. 892 00:52:25,359 --> 00:52:28,057 [vehicle speeds away] 893 00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:42,681 [insects buzzing] 894 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:58,827 [screams angrily] Fuck! 895 00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,526 [knocking] 896 00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:15,192 Hi. 897 00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:17,759 You okay? 898 00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:24,113 Yeah. Yeah, totally fine. 899 00:53:25,027 --> 00:53:27,943 Okay, good, good. If you say so. 900 00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:30,946 I guess we're all totally fine right now. 901 00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:37,257 Sorry, you just caught me off guard. 902 00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:41,174 I didn't think anyone would see me like this. 903 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,219 Oh, it's fine. 904 00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:44,482 I'll let you get back to it. 905 00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:46,614 I just wanted to give you one of these. 906 00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:51,489 An end of the world party? 907 00:53:53,578 --> 00:53:55,449 Everybody's going at once, so why don't we have some fun and all go together? 908 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,887 A little weird. 909 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:03,022 Yeah, well isn't all this a little weird in like a cosmic sense? 910 00:54:06,025 --> 00:54:07,200 Okay, you win. 911 00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:09,028 Right on. 912 00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:13,511 Starts at eight on Friday, obviously ends at midnight. 913 00:54:13,902 --> 00:54:15,556 [chuckles] 914 00:54:16,427 --> 00:54:19,821 All right. Well, I gotta finish passing these out. 915 00:54:19,865 --> 00:54:21,388 I'll see you then. 916 00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:29,091 [insects buzzing] 917 00:54:32,138 --> 00:54:39,101 [intense music playing] 918 00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:50,591 [Sarah whimpering and crying] 919 00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:05,171 [hyperventilating] 920 00:55:09,610 --> 00:55:15,399 [panting] 921 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:25,278 [intense music playing] 922 00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:35,375 [silence] 923 00:55:46,995 --> 00:55:48,519 [sniffles] 924 00:55:48,562 --> 00:55:52,784 Hey, Mom, just checking in. 925 00:55:56,135 --> 00:55:58,920 You guys are probably already on the plane, um... 926 00:56:00,444 --> 00:56:02,707 And I don't even know if you're going to have service down there. 927 00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:05,623 But I figured I'd try anyway. 928 00:56:11,759 --> 00:56:12,978 I... 929 00:56:15,633 --> 00:56:16,982 uh... 930 00:56:18,984 --> 00:56:21,203 kind of wish I had gone with you guys. 931 00:56:21,726 --> 00:56:23,728 [exhales] 932 00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:25,599 I probably would have said no if you'd asked. 933 00:56:25,643 --> 00:56:27,209 So I understand why you didn't. 934 00:56:32,650 --> 00:56:34,042 I just, um... 935 00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:39,004 I don't really know what to do with myself now. 936 00:56:39,613 --> 00:56:40,832 You know? 937 00:56:44,226 --> 00:56:45,880 [sniffles] 938 00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:46,968 Yeah, you're probably not even going to get this. 939 00:56:47,012 --> 00:56:52,887 But If you do... I miss you. 940 00:56:56,674 --> 00:56:58,153 Say hi to Dad for me. 941 00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:03,463 I love you guys. 942 00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:18,522 [wild rock music playing] 943 00:57:25,616 --> 00:57:31,230 [wild rock music playing] 944 00:57:48,029 --> 00:57:53,905 [wild rock music playing] 945 00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:16,710 [softly snoring] 946 00:58:36,774 --> 00:58:39,994 Barry? You all right? 947 00:58:41,387 --> 00:58:42,954 Yeah, I'm great. 948 00:58:42,997 --> 00:58:45,043 Just taking in the sky one last time. 949 00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:47,219 This is it, you know? 950 00:58:48,786 --> 00:58:50,614 Yeah, I guess it is. 951 00:58:51,353 --> 00:58:54,226 Well, at least now we all know there wasn't a point. 952 00:58:55,923 --> 00:58:57,142 Of what? 953 00:58:57,185 --> 00:58:59,361 Everything. Life. 954 00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:01,320 Is this even life? 955 00:59:01,929 --> 00:59:05,542 I don't think I have the qualifications to answer that. 956 00:59:07,761 --> 00:59:09,807 You know, back when I worked on Wall Street 957 00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:11,678 I thought I had everything figured out. 958 00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:15,116 I was happy because I thought I was a success. 959 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:22,167 But that was based on whatever I thought the world was. 960 00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,951 And then that changed. 961 00:59:24,473 --> 00:59:27,912 I changed, and it changed again. 962 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,177 What we think, we become. 963 00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:34,222 What? 964 00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:36,573 -Buddha. -Right. 965 00:59:37,878 --> 00:59:40,185 Um, well... 966 00:59:41,795 --> 00:59:44,058 maybe what's happening now is the point. 967 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,845 Maybe it is about where we go next. 968 00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:49,368 Does it even matter where we go? 969 00:59:49,411 --> 00:59:51,544 I mean, we're here and then we aren't. 970 00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:56,114 We can't get to wherever is next on our own, you know, 971 00:59:56,157 --> 00:59:59,247 so no matter what, we gotta go along for the ride, man. 972 00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:00,684 And then you know what? 973 01:00:01,728 --> 01:00:04,688 We all wind up in the same place anyway. 974 01:00:06,733 --> 01:00:09,257 I always thought it would be the aliens that took me away, 975 01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:11,782 but I guess this will have to do. 976 01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:14,959 Oh. 977 01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:18,484 See you at the party tonight? 978 01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:21,705 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 979 01:00:22,314 --> 01:00:23,837 Far out. 980 01:00:24,838 --> 01:00:27,319 Far. Out. 981 01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:31,671 Hey Kay. 982 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:36,763 Um, give me a call back when you can. 983 01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:42,595 I know that you're into whatever you're into now, 984 01:00:45,554 --> 01:00:48,645 but I wanted to see if maybe you wanted to hang out tonight. 985 01:00:52,823 --> 01:00:57,175 I, I'm not doing too well. 986 01:00:57,218 --> 01:01:01,135 I'm actually, I'm pretty lonely. 987 01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:06,010 I'm even thinking about going to a party tonight. 988 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,666 Figured you'd come over just to see that happen. 989 01:01:11,276 --> 01:01:12,886 I really don't want to go alone. 990 01:01:13,495 --> 01:01:16,150 [emotional music playing] 991 01:01:16,455 --> 01:01:20,067 So... give me a call. 992 01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:33,167 [electronic music playing] 993 01:01:45,484 --> 01:01:51,925 [upbeat music playing] 994 01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:21,085 [people chattering] 995 01:02:22,434 --> 01:02:26,786 [pulsing dance music playing] 996 01:02:27,395 --> 01:02:31,138 Hey! Ooh, look at you. 997 01:02:31,182 --> 01:02:33,445 Oh, goddamn it. You again. 998 01:02:33,488 --> 01:02:34,663 What are you doing here, babe? 999 01:02:36,448 --> 01:02:39,494 Don't... Ugh, I don't know. 1000 01:02:39,538 --> 01:02:41,453 I'm just here. What are you doing here? 1001 01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:44,151 You know, sniffing around for some ladies. 1002 01:02:44,630 --> 01:02:47,807 Figured the end of the world would leave them wanting to get pretty weird. 1003 01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:50,070 -Of course. -How about you, babe? 1004 01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:52,856 Do you not remember how our date ended? 1005 01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:57,121 Hmm, I do, but I'm very persistent. 1006 01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:00,385 You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. 1007 01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:02,691 -Thought I was a six. -You are. 1008 01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:04,868 But ooh, you are looking good tonight. 1009 01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:07,261 I just might make you an honorary seven for the end of the world. 1010 01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:09,829 -Jesus, you're a shithead. -Come on. 1011 01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:12,832 It's not like you're gonna do any better with the time you got left. 1012 01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,660 What did I do to deserve this? 1013 01:03:14,703 --> 01:03:17,228 -What do you got to lose? -Fuck off! 1014 01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:23,103 All right, well, you know where to find me when you change your mind. 1015 01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:28,065 Huh? Huh? Okay. [inhales] 1016 01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:32,678 [dance music playing] 1017 01:03:33,722 --> 01:03:36,073 Hey Kay, I'm really glad you're here. 1018 01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:41,905 Hello? 1019 01:03:45,038 --> 01:03:46,779 Is anyone home? 1020 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:52,306 Are you on something? 1021 01:03:57,572 --> 01:03:59,400 Shit. 1022 01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:23,860 [electronic music playing] 1023 01:04:26,775 --> 01:04:29,691 [Barry] Hey everybody! Less than a minute! 1024 01:04:30,605 --> 01:04:31,998 Less than a minute! 1025 01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:35,436 [people laughing and chattering] 1026 01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:43,880 [dramatic music playing] 1027 01:04:55,935 --> 01:05:02,333 [slow dramatic music playing] 1028 01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:18,653 [eerie silence] 1029 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,223 [Sarah] It's hard to see how lost you are, 1030 01:05:24,050 --> 01:05:25,443 till you find your way back again. 1031 01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:29,186 I spent so many years fighting who I was, 1032 01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:33,930 then a bunch more trying to deal with the lack of identity that came from that. 1033 01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:39,196 I tried so hard to be someone that people liked 1034 01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:41,285 that I stopped being anybody at all. 1035 01:05:46,116 --> 01:05:47,726 It's been a long road, but... 1036 01:05:50,337 --> 01:05:52,035 but I finally feel like myself again. 1037 01:05:52,687 --> 01:05:54,167 [exhales] 1038 01:05:55,255 --> 01:05:56,909 I almost forgot what that felt like. 1039 01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:02,132 It was euphoric, you know? 1040 01:06:03,437 --> 01:06:05,091 I actually thought something was wrong. 1041 01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:07,615 But then I realized that... 1042 01:06:08,616 --> 01:06:11,271 this must be what it feels like 1043 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:15,972 to not be buried by anxiety and depression 24 hours a day. 1044 01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:20,324 The lows are actually offset by highs, 1045 01:06:21,629 --> 01:06:24,893 instead of lows and slightly better lows. 1046 01:06:30,638 --> 01:06:31,944 I know I gave you a hard time. 1047 01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:35,774 But you're right. 1048 01:06:36,644 --> 01:06:37,863 It is a process. 1049 01:06:41,606 --> 01:06:44,522 And I'm glad I stuck with it because I'm finally putting the work in 1050 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:47,699 and I'm really starting to see the results. 1051 01:06:51,964 --> 01:06:53,400 Same time next week? 1052 01:06:55,098 --> 01:07:00,059 [upbeat rock music playing] 1053 01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:23,735 [upbeat rock music playing] 1054 01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:40,708 [upbeat rock music playing] 1055 01:07:54,548 --> 01:07:59,858 [upbeat rock music playing] 1056 01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:25,362 [upbeat rock music playing] 1057 01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:45,338 [upbeat rock music playing] 1058 01:08:47,906 --> 01:08:50,604 [birds chirping] 1059 01:08:50,648 --> 01:08:53,041 [footsteps] 1060 01:08:54,913 --> 01:08:56,741 -Hey! -Fuck! 1061 01:08:56,784 --> 01:08:59,004 Holy shit! It's you. 1062 01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:01,659 Fuck... 1063 01:09:01,702 --> 01:09:03,791 Do you remember me? It's Tucker. 1064 01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:06,577 Unfortunately, I do. 1065 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:09,449 -What the hell are you doing here? -Awesome! This is so rad! 1066 01:09:10,624 --> 01:09:13,061 I haven't seen anyone in two years. 1067 01:09:13,105 --> 01:09:15,194 Well, I figured you would have gone out with everyone else. 1068 01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:17,283 I mean, the last I saw you was at the end of the world party. 1069 01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:19,633 No, it wasn't really my thing. 1070 01:09:19,677 --> 01:09:23,550 I'm kind of all about living in the present and not repeating the past. 1071 01:09:24,769 --> 01:09:26,466 That's a surprisingly good answer. 1072 01:09:28,381 --> 01:09:29,426 I kind of regret it, though. There's not really any chicks here, so... 1073 01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:31,732 -There it is. -I'm kidding. 1074 01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:33,821 I'm kind of surprised you didn't go. 1075 01:09:33,865 --> 01:09:35,736 And you can go right back to thinking I didn't. 1076 01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:37,695 Wait, wait. We should stick together or something, you know? 1077 01:09:37,738 --> 01:09:40,132 I can't imagine you wanna be alone. 1078 01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:42,787 -I'm good. -You sure? 1079 01:09:43,309 --> 01:09:45,833 I mean, it's just the two of us. 1080 01:09:47,008 --> 01:09:49,010 I know I've been lonely. 1081 01:09:49,054 --> 01:09:51,361 I was actually doing really well here before you showed up. 1082 01:09:52,623 --> 01:09:54,146 Where have you been, anyway? 1083 01:09:55,887 --> 01:09:59,151 I brought a couple of chicks back to my apartment in the city, 1084 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,674 and then I just stayed. 1085 01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:04,112 The city's not really fun though without all of the people. 1086 01:10:04,156 --> 01:10:07,855 And I got tired of walking up the stairs. 1087 01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,466 So I came out here. 1088 01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:11,163 I'm not really sure what I was trying to find. 1089 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:12,686 Well, it's really not that much better up here. 1090 01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:15,123 So maybe you should just go back. 1091 01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:18,126 We're here now, we should probably make the most of it. 1092 01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:19,911 -Gotta go. -Hey, hey. 1093 01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:21,347 I just can't believe I ran into you. 1094 01:10:21,391 --> 01:10:24,350 You know, we should hang out tomorrow. 1095 01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:28,006 I can't hear you. Bye. 1096 01:10:28,049 --> 01:10:29,790 I'll come and find you in the morning. 1097 01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:34,839 [birds chirping] 1098 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:37,450 [Tucker] Huh. 1099 01:10:48,418 --> 01:10:50,071 [backpack thumps] 1100 01:10:55,860 --> 01:11:00,168 [screams loudly] 1101 01:11:11,571 --> 01:11:14,487 [crashing] 1102 01:11:24,149 --> 01:11:28,153 [footsteps crunching] 1103 01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:33,680 Good morning! 1104 01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:36,379 What are you doing here? 1105 01:11:36,422 --> 01:11:37,858 I told you I'd come find you today. 1106 01:11:38,511 --> 01:11:41,166 Look, I got a pair of wheels so I can keep up with you. 1107 01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:43,603 Seriously? 1108 01:11:43,647 --> 01:11:45,736 Yeah, let's go. 1109 01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:48,521 You really can't take a hint, can you? 1110 01:11:49,566 --> 01:11:51,002 What do I have to lose, right? 1111 01:11:54,048 --> 01:12:00,533 [slow music playing] 1112 01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:09,107 [Tucker] Hey! 1113 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,284 Where are you going? 1114 01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:24,340 Help! 1115 01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:29,910 [water gurgling] 1116 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,266 Looks like nice, clean water. 1117 01:12:40,921 --> 01:12:43,620 The river water I was drinking in the city was fucking gross. 1118 01:12:43,881 --> 01:12:45,317 Blech. 1119 01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:52,629 You know, I didn't expect to find anyone when I came back here. 1120 01:12:53,586 --> 01:12:56,589 Yeah, if only that had actually discouraged you. 1121 01:12:57,285 --> 01:12:59,418 Honestly, I was just really excited to see you. 1122 01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:01,812 So sorry if I came on a little strong. 1123 01:13:02,943 --> 01:13:04,597 [Tucker sighs] 1124 01:13:05,337 --> 01:13:07,861 It's been lonely, you know? 1125 01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:09,515 I'm an extrovert. 1126 01:13:09,559 --> 01:13:11,604 So this whole thing has been pretty hard on me. 1127 01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:14,868 Maybe I should've went with everyone else. 1128 01:13:15,478 --> 01:13:16,914 I wish you did. 1129 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,264 Wow, that's a pretty shitty thing to say. 1130 01:13:19,612 --> 01:13:23,877 Yeah, well, consider it fair payback for being such an asshole to me before. 1131 01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:27,185 [scoffs] You're seriously not over that? 1132 01:13:27,446 --> 01:13:31,319 Come on, I have had some time to realize I was a little bit of a dick, 1133 01:13:31,363 --> 01:13:33,583 but you're not even capable 1134 01:13:33,626 --> 01:13:35,759 of forgiving the one person left in the world to forgive? 1135 01:13:35,802 --> 01:13:38,022 No. I'm not. 1136 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:41,591 It's like I said when we met. 1137 01:13:41,634 --> 01:13:45,333 You're the embodiment of everything that was wrong with our world. 1138 01:13:46,204 --> 01:13:50,034 I can't even look at you without being reminded of how miserable I used to be. 1139 01:13:50,643 --> 01:13:53,777 [exhales] I forgave myself for not living my life. 1140 01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:56,040 That was hard enough. I don't need you here 1141 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,738 to remind me of the world that made me that way in the first place. 1142 01:14:00,131 --> 01:14:01,741 Look, I'm glad you feel better about yourself. 1143 01:14:01,785 --> 01:14:03,526 I really am. 1144 01:14:04,222 --> 01:14:06,442 But if you've grown up, how do you know I haven't too? 1145 01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:09,270 Because you don't want to. 1146 01:14:10,054 --> 01:14:12,448 You're too in love with yourself to care about changing. 1147 01:14:13,144 --> 01:14:15,668 Maybe you're not as good at reading people as you think you are. 1148 01:14:15,712 --> 01:14:17,453 That's hilarious coming from you. 1149 01:14:17,975 --> 01:14:19,324 I'm not done, okay? 1150 01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:20,978 I'm aware I was an asshole. 1151 01:14:21,369 --> 01:14:23,154 I know what I did. I remember what I said. 1152 01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:26,462 I mean that whole persona that you hated so much, 1153 01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:31,118 just a character I created to mask a giant stack of insecurities. 1154 01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:32,729 I wanted people to like me. 1155 01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:34,687 So I figured the best way to get them to think 1156 01:14:34,731 --> 01:14:38,125 I was cool and confident was to treat them like shit. 1157 01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:42,216 And you know what's funny is it actually worked. 1158 01:14:42,956 --> 01:14:44,175 So I kept doing it. 1159 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,830 [water gurgling] 1160 01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:51,487 I've had a lot of time to think and I can finally admit how toxic it all was. 1161 01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:56,927 Meanwhile, you're just as judgmental and selfish as you were before. 1162 01:14:57,667 --> 01:14:59,407 I get you might not want me here, 1163 01:14:59,451 --> 01:15:01,453 but maybe you should get off your high horse of bitchery 1164 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,802 and look in the fucking mirror. 1165 01:15:07,067 --> 01:15:09,243 Shit, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 1166 01:15:10,157 --> 01:15:13,421 Sarah! Sarah, come back. 1167 01:15:20,428 --> 01:15:24,781 [slow music playing] 1168 01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:27,131 [grunts] 1169 01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:34,530 Excellent. 1170 01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,553 Sarah! 1171 01:16:04,429 --> 01:16:08,346 Sarah, I'm really sorry. 1172 01:16:10,348 --> 01:16:12,698 -Let me carry one of those. -Just leave me alone. 1173 01:16:12,742 --> 01:16:15,048 I swear, I can be useful if you just let me. 1174 01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:16,702 No! I have everything under control. 1175 01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:18,530 I was doing just fine on my own. 1176 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,577 Please, there's got to be something I can do. 1177 01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:23,883 -I'm fine. -Just let me help you. 1178 01:16:23,927 --> 01:16:26,059 -Let me give you a hand! -You don't listen to me! 1179 01:16:26,103 --> 01:16:27,757 [Tucker yells] 1180 01:16:28,366 --> 01:16:29,541 [loud thud] 1181 01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:44,730 [slow dramatic music playing] 1182 01:17:07,579 --> 01:17:12,932 [slow dramatic music playing] 1183 01:17:33,344 --> 01:17:40,133 [slow dramatic music playing] 1184 01:17:59,805 --> 01:18:04,854 [slow dramatic music playing] 1185 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:33,360 [slow dramatic music playing] 1186 01:18:55,643 --> 01:18:57,558 [knocking] 1187 01:18:58,951 --> 01:19:03,869 [ominous music playing] 1188 01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:39,035 -Hello. -Hi. 1189 01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:42,908 I'm just here to sell you some solar panels. 1190 01:19:42,952 --> 01:19:45,041 [sobbing] 1191 01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:52,483 [sobbing] 1192 01:19:59,229 --> 01:20:00,447 I've had my eye on you. 1193 01:20:01,927 --> 01:20:03,276 Really? 1194 01:20:04,712 --> 01:20:07,193 There aren't that many of you left, so we like to 1195 01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:08,804 check in from time to time. 1196 01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:11,894 How many? 1197 01:20:12,546 --> 01:20:16,942 246,922 worldwide. 1198 01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:20,119 Bet that sounds like more than it is. 1199 01:20:21,033 --> 01:20:22,295 Yes, it does. 1200 01:20:24,254 --> 01:20:26,560 It seems you've had it rough the last few days. 1201 01:20:28,258 --> 01:20:29,346 Yeah. 1202 01:20:29,912 --> 01:20:31,391 Are you okay? 1203 01:20:33,263 --> 01:20:34,873 I think it's pretty clear that I'm not. 1204 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:37,180 I know. 1205 01:20:38,877 --> 01:20:40,487 Who would have thought I'd care about that creep? [sniffles] 1206 01:20:42,054 --> 01:20:45,841 People, real ones and simulated ones alike, 1207 01:20:46,276 --> 01:20:49,453 are programmed to care about each other. 1208 01:20:51,716 --> 01:20:55,415 You just forgot that because society had trained you to think otherwise. 1209 01:20:56,199 --> 01:21:00,290 In plain terms, people need people. 1210 01:21:02,074 --> 01:21:03,423 I don't know. 1211 01:21:05,730 --> 01:21:07,819 Before, everyone just left. 1212 01:21:08,776 --> 01:21:10,343 Poof. 1213 01:21:10,387 --> 01:21:15,653 I was here by myself and everything was great. 1214 01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:21,006 That douchebag, I fucking hated him. 1215 01:21:21,050 --> 01:21:22,268 But... 1216 01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:26,142 seeing him... 1217 01:21:28,361 --> 01:21:31,582 dead, there on the ground... 1218 01:21:34,715 --> 01:21:36,239 it all became real. 1219 01:21:39,242 --> 01:21:42,071 After two years of feeling more alive than I've ever felt, 1220 01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:44,334 reality came crashing in 1221 01:21:44,377 --> 01:21:47,859 and suddenly I was more alone than I ever thought possible. 1222 01:21:51,471 --> 01:21:54,300 Before I was able to live like this whole world was mine. 1223 01:21:55,998 --> 01:21:59,392 But now I can't go anywhere without being reminded of what we used to be. 1224 01:22:02,134 --> 01:22:06,095 if it makes you feel any better, he is with everybody else now. 1225 01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:10,055 [breathes heavily] Really? 1226 01:22:11,665 --> 01:22:14,407 Everyone goes to the same place in the end. 1227 01:22:26,245 --> 01:22:27,812 Do you want to stay here? 1228 01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:35,428 I made my choice, and it's my responsibility to live with it. 1229 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:42,653 If you like, I can send you to where everyone else is. 1230 01:22:46,570 --> 01:22:47,788 You can do that? 1231 01:22:51,053 --> 01:22:53,751 Everyone who stays will eventually choose to go. 1232 01:22:53,794 --> 01:22:58,016 We just have to let them come to that decision in their own time. 1233 01:23:00,888 --> 01:23:02,368 [whimpers] 1234 01:23:03,065 --> 01:23:05,719 I don't think I can do this anymore. [sniffles] 1235 01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:06,982 It's okay. 1236 01:23:08,505 --> 01:23:10,159 [exhales] Why did I think I could make it on my own? 1237 01:23:12,378 --> 01:23:13,771 You did. 1238 01:23:15,077 --> 01:23:17,601 You were on your own for two years. 1239 01:23:19,907 --> 01:23:22,214 But that's a lot for any one person. 1240 01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:26,044 You know, it's funny. 1241 01:23:27,959 --> 01:23:31,963 People would say that suicide was the easy way out. 1242 01:23:33,486 --> 01:23:36,968 It pissed me off hearing that because most people have no idea 1243 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:39,014 the kind of pain it takes to get to that point. 1244 01:23:40,711 --> 01:23:43,844 But I am just now realizing 1245 01:23:43,888 --> 01:23:49,763 that I judged everyone that left for taking the easy way out. 1246 01:23:52,679 --> 01:23:54,072 But I couldn't do it. 1247 01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:01,166 I guess easy is all relative. [sniffles] 1248 01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:04,952 Everyone's struggle is different. 1249 01:24:06,519 --> 01:24:07,868 I know. 1250 01:24:09,653 --> 01:24:11,350 So what do you think? 1251 01:24:12,873 --> 01:24:14,788 [sighs] I think... 1252 01:24:17,487 --> 01:24:18,705 I'm ready. 1253 01:24:20,577 --> 01:24:21,882 I understand. 1254 01:24:23,797 --> 01:24:26,800 But can I just have the rest of the day here 1255 01:24:27,584 --> 01:24:31,327 for myself, just to take it all in? 1256 01:24:32,328 --> 01:24:33,851 Of course. 1257 01:24:35,331 --> 01:24:37,072 I'll come by tomorrow morning. 1258 01:24:37,768 --> 01:24:39,291 Thanks. 1259 01:24:41,337 --> 01:24:43,078 And I'm sorry. 1260 01:24:45,036 --> 01:24:47,517 You were only there to help me and I shouldn't have treated you that way. 1261 01:24:49,388 --> 01:24:50,955 Don't worry about it. 1262 01:24:52,826 --> 01:24:54,654 At least you didn't lock me in the basement. 1263 01:24:54,698 --> 01:24:57,048 [laughs and sniffles] 1264 01:25:05,752 --> 01:25:08,842 Do you remember when you asked me if I had met another version of you? 1265 01:25:08,886 --> 01:25:10,670 Yeah, you wouldn't tell me. 1266 01:25:11,715 --> 01:25:14,500 I know. I couldn't then. 1267 01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:17,155 So? 1268 01:25:17,808 --> 01:25:22,073 I have met roughly 321,000 versions of you. 1269 01:25:23,901 --> 01:25:25,163 They're all a little bit different, 1270 01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:27,687 but they are all you. 1271 01:25:29,298 --> 01:25:35,173 I couldn't tell you before because not all of them choose to stay. 1272 01:25:36,261 --> 01:25:38,394 And I didn't want to let that influence your decision. 1273 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:43,399 In fact, a lot of them 1274 01:25:43,877 --> 01:25:46,271 are a little bit quicker with the pills than you were, 1275 01:25:47,446 --> 01:25:49,927 and they never get to hear the truth in the first place. 1276 01:25:51,842 --> 01:25:55,585 Those that do stay tend to not last very long. 1277 01:25:58,718 --> 01:26:01,808 Of all the Sarahs, you've made it the farthest. 1278 01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:09,642 You are the strongest and most true version of yourself. 1279 01:26:13,342 --> 01:26:16,954 No matter what you think or how you feel right now... 1280 01:26:20,523 --> 01:26:22,177 you've done great. 1281 01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:24,483 [sniffles and exhales] 1282 01:26:29,358 --> 01:26:34,406 [climactic music] 1283 01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:42,849 I'll see you tomorrow. 1284 01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:49,595 [slow dramatic music playing] 1285 01:27:07,091 --> 01:27:11,965 [slow dramatic music playing] 1286 01:27:29,287 --> 01:27:36,251 [emotional music playing] 1287 01:28:01,754 --> 01:28:07,934 [emotional music playing] 1288 01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:44,841 [emotional music playing] 1289 01:28:59,290 --> 01:29:04,034 [slow rock music playing] 1290 01:29:35,761 --> 01:29:40,810 [slow rock music playing] 1291 01:30:10,361 --> 01:30:17,020 [slow rock music playing] 1292 01:30:50,706 --> 01:30:57,277 [slow rock music playing] 91437

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