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God damn it!
My B茅las! Fire!
The ladder!
Turn around.
Turn around you moron.
Give it to me. Move.
Bring the bucket.
Fire, people, fire.
Faster, my dear B茅las, faster.
There's a fire!
What are doing? Faster!
What? Drop it you bastard!
Fire, people! There's a fire!
Those glorious times when democracy broke into R谩t贸t
Where did it come from, who brought it in?
It is still being researched by the epidemiologists,
but it's a historical fact that democracy
was just walking on Main Street of R谩t贸t.
However the R谩t贸tians are that kind of people
who let all kind of foreigners into their village.
They grabbed the sleazy democracy by its collar and threw it out.
Well, it was futile.
It was thrown out at the end of the village
and came back at the other end.
It were tied in a bag and thrown into the river.
It came back with the herd in the afternoon.
Let's freak out with this bumpy democracy, they said.
So they decided to elect a leader,
but strictly on the ground of democracy.
They liked their teacher's proposal terribly.
As they heard it, all men went to the end of the town,
down with the trousers,
down with the pants, head into the haystack.
Everyone can vote, and everyone can be elected.
Then the wifes could come
So they ran furiously. They came and go with curious eyes.
because the stakes were high.
Those buttocks which will be recognised by his wife,
according to their teacher's wise idea
will be the leader of the town.
All women were quite in a hurry.
Some of them checked the long lines three or for times.
The election system almost had failed
when late although, but Juliska arrived
She didn't even look around
but went right to her man's buttocks.
"B茅la, you motherfucker, pull up your pants."
There was a big celebration for this.
We finally have the village leader.
And what an election was it.
He got in this high position on democratic grounds.
A simple son of the people.
The real B茅laism has just started.
From that day on, no priest would baptized
no council registered a boy named
anything else but B茅la.
Everyone became B茅la.
The innkeeper, the sheperd, the sexton, the magistrate,
even the town's bull was called B茅la.
If a B茅la was awarded, all B茅la are he felt he got the credit.
If they punished a B茅la, neither caused great trouble among the B茅las.
It happened, for example, that the blacksmith he caught the woman once
to blow with the helper.
The blacksmith was a rare calm person.
He didn't make too much trouble.
He raised both of them, into the workshop
warmed them up there first.
Then he made a nice gate of them,
even Henrik Fazola would have been jealous of it.
But in less than a month the blacksmith was taken to the gallows.
The people of R谩t贸t were scared. They have this one blacksmith.
What will happen to them if this only one was hanged?
The school's headmaster was who came with the solution again.
We only have one blacksmith, but we have two tailors.
This one is B茅la, that one is B茅la.
Let's give them of the tailors instead of the blacksmith.
It doesn't matter which one is hanged.
There is one B茅la still remains.
There are so many nice benefits if everyone is B茅la.
R谩t贸t became the island of tranquility and happiness.
And would be today, if...
If...
J贸zsi! My little J贸zsi!
- No. - Yes.
This can't be true.
But it is.
For God's fuckin' sake.
J贸zsi! Yes, it's J贸zsi.
It can't be true.
- You are out of your mind, Rozi! - But why?
Because he will remain illiterate this way.
This boy could enter the gate of communism.
But only in case if he would be named as B茅la.
Does my name mean nothing to you?
- B茅la means nothing? - I want him to be J贸zsi.
Maybe then he won't be as stupid as you.
Finish it.
What happened? The chain.
I'm in deep shit.
Run, my dear R贸zsi!
Who is that?
- What is this? - Follow me!
- What? - Follow me, follow me!
- Here's the coat. - Where?
- Here's the coat. - Where?
Wait. I'm coming.
The bench is short, but large the council.
Freud, freud, freud...
We have to find out something.
Let's think, people.
Declare it, dear B茅la!
We should stretch the bench.
Holy shit!
Now you can see what education means, you moron.
Stretch it! Stretch it! Stretch it!
Stretch it! Stretch it! Stretch it!
Stretch it! Stretch it!
Freud, freud, freud...
Dear B茅las! Let's undress for work.
So, my dear B茅las...
Let's start again.
Stretch it! Stretch it! Stretch it!
Stretch it! Stretch it!
We made it, dear B茅las.
Let me launch the emergency council meeting.
Come here, B茅la.
Show off, B茅la.
My woman has given birth to a boy.
Silence.
Go ahead, B茅la, like a real man.
She's gone mad because of giving birth.
She wants to name him J贸zsi.
My B茅la will became J贸zsi.
Why did you do this to me, Rozi?
Even one moron is enough in this small family.
So everyone accepted to have a J贸zsi in town.
Our little J贸zsi grew up and improved.
He became quite handsome laddie.
He would have become if he was B茅la not J贸zsi.
But even so, he was not expelled by the other little B茅las.
They played with him so nicely.
They were just a little angry because J贸zsi had a very crying nature.
Holy mother of Jesus and all the saints, what are they doing?
Get the hell from here. For God's sake.
My sweet little boy, my J贸zsi my precious star, don't cry!
Oh my God, what should I do?
Come to mommy, my precious little darling.
Everything was on track at the school.
You're a moron, you deserve well the name of J贸zsi.
Show it.
Come on.
Come on.
Go to your seat.
J贸zsi...
Not counting some bad memories,
J贸zsi had a peaceful and happy childhood.
Well, right, in the sixth grade something happened to him.
But it had nothing to do being a J贸zsi.
J贸zsi.
He has participated in the pioneering movement enthusiastically
since first grade.
Appeared at every session meetings,
where the little B茅la comrades treated him with brotherly love.
Not to mention his patrol leader,
the most beautiful little Agi from the Kovacs family.
for whom J贸zsi felt a special kind of affection.
It's a pity that J贸zsi became 18 years old.
The B茅laness didn't affect him too much.
He got dumber and dumber.
Out! Come, come! Go on!
Close it! Go in!
He was just sitting as a lame dope, and staring...
He understood nothing of this world.
But work went smoothly in R谩t贸t.
They built the blacksmith's house.
Go in! Go, dear B茅las, my sweet brothers-in-law.
Go, faster, faster.
So, open it.
Close it.
Go in. Move your feet.
So. Open it!
Close it! Go in! That's it!
What are you doing there, uncle B茅la?
What do you mean, you dumb? Are you blind?
We are bringing light, brightness to the house.
But that's not the way to do that.
- Really? - No.
What the heck!
Get the pickaxes, dear B茅las. Go for it.
They did the holes. And there was light.
The house collapsed, half the fire brigade stayed under.
J贸zsi, you son of a bitch, I'll kill you, you bastard.
It took three days and three nights for the village council to discuss it.
J贸zsi had to leave the village.
They phoned everywhere and a nice summoner letter had arrived.
He has to join a voluntary tractor driver school.
There he was registered
given his tractor driver uniform, learning began immediately.
Two years had gone by.
J贸zsi got his diploma became a certified tractor driver.
In fact, he also got a real tractor,
which was outside the school and was waiting for him
to take him home to give him a boost the boom in agriculture.
He jumped into the saddle of his tractor and started the engine
I mean he would have started it, but it didn't start.
Never mind, he thought.
That's not why I went for two years tractor school
to be scared because of this.
He just jumped off the saddle
opened the top of the engine compartment with high proficiency.
He immediately recognized what was the problem.
The was no engine.
Don't talk so much. You better appreciate the efforts of the industry
and what the national economy does does for agriculture.
Anyway, this tractor is perfect.
Fix the minor and major mistakes yourself.
That's why your attended this school, didn't you?
Come on, do something.
Well, this looks like you.
Push it forward at least for Christ's sake.
That's what they do in socialism with everything, you can't even push it.
This is all your fault.
He's coming!
Come here!
He's coming, coming, coming.
J贸zsi! My little J贸zsi!
Our son has arrived, J贸zsi.
J贸zsi, my sweet J贸zsi!
No, no! You don't!
Don't go away, dear J贸zsi!
No!
- J贸zsi, my dear little J贸zsi! - No, no!
Stop! Where are you running?
She doesn't want to bury you anymore.
Tell him.
Dear J贸zsi! Let's have a drink.
Thank you father, but I never drink.
Let's have a cigarette.
Thank you father, but I never smoke.
Tell him now!
So, my dear J贸zsi...
You know that there are men, like us.
And there are women. You know this.
Of course I know.
Then you know how babies are made.
No, I don't know that.
You don't? How can it be?
Then what the hell should I explain to this idiot?
Only The Virgin Mary can help us.
Virgin Mother, help me.
Give light to my little boy's head.
Show him the right path.
He's always repairing his tractor.
He runs away from the girls.
I pray, holy Virgin Mother,
come to us!
Visit him and guide him the right path.
Virgin Mother, come to us.
I wonder if he'll listen to you.
Ouch! Who is that?
Go away!
Go away!
Leave me alone!
Go to hell!
No, leave me alone! Don't! Ouch!
It hurts. Leave me alone!
I like it...
It hurts.
This is good! This is good!
Thank you, Holy Virgin.
- Do you love me? - I love you.
- For how long? - Forever.
- Do you love me? - I love you.
- For how long? - Forever.
- Do you love me? - I love you.
- For how long? - Forever.
And if a R谩t贸tian says forever you can truly rely on it.
They would have lived happily ever after if fate brings
that Agika happened to have a sore throat.
The doctor examined and examined
and would still examine if he didn't have something to do.
But the doctor is also a human.
He didn't want to waste time going back to the toilet.
It was raining anyway.
So he stopped on the porch, right next to the gutter.
What a man.
Finally...
My B茅la!
Next, please.
Oh, my God, my dear boy. What happened?
My dear J贸zsi, are you feeling dizzy?
And you thirsty...
You desire food. You feel nauseous does it usually happen, J贸zsika?
Only in the mornings.
Sweet Jesus, help us.
Sick, dizzy...
God help me.
J贸zsi, come here.
Let me see you.
My dear God, help us. Virgin Mary.
God help us.
What is it?
My dear J贸zsi, my little son.
My sweet God! You are blessed with child.
- Me? - Virgin Mary, come help us.
My dear J贸zsi! This is pregnant.
What's going on here?
You drunken bastard!
The Virgin Mother heard my prayer.
She visited us.
Your son is blessed with a child.
My God! Holy Virgin!
The Virgin visited your son.
This moron?
Blessed Virgin, it's a miracle!
Dear God, my precious star.
It's a miracle, God!
Is this true? Are you knocked up?
I don't know, father.
You dirty whore, couldn't you be more careful?
You've got the guts to face me?
Did you learn this at home? Did you learn this from your father?
Have you seen me knocked up?
You piece of shit! You whore, you...
Reverend!
Where are you, father?
Reverend! Father!
Where are you?
Reverend Father, it's a miracle! Miracle!
The Virgin Mother visited my son. J贸zsi.
J贸zsi?
My son is blessed with a child.
Immaculate conception.
He is what?
Impregnated.
- Who? - J贸zsi.
For God's sake! I served four generations.
Hear me, hear me!
I announced Miklos Horthy's proclamations.
I announced Ferenc Szalasi's proclamations.
I announced Zoltan Tildy's proclamations.
I announced Matyas Rakosi's proclamations.
But there was never anything wrong with me.
Because I didn't let myself be knocked up.
I saw it with my own two eyes fly out my son's window.
Now J贸zsi's cough is gone.
Believe me, father!
I was pregnant too. It's like I only see myself then.
- Why do you think it was the Virgin? - Who else has the power to do this?
To make a man pregnant?
Well, this makes some sense.
Miracle! It's a miracle!
R谩t贸t will be a place of pilgrimage.
B茅las in the Lord!
Our Lord, Jesus Christ listened to our prayers directed to him
and dragged this dirty village out of the swamp of anonymity.
Because what was our town until today
in this great universe?
What?
A big, stinky nothing.
We've been around for a thousand years
and a thousand years nobody takes notice of us.
The fast trains even don't stop here.
But not even the cars of the county comrades.
What is our purpose in this Earth, my B茅las in Lord?
But now thanks to our heavenly Lord, now we will have significance.
People will come in huge numbers to our village.
A new Jerusalem.
A new Mecca.
R谩t贸t will be a new Rome.
Oh, my God, I'm so happy.
Our beloved vicar has totally lost it in this sacred day.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Dear people from R谩t贸t.
The most important is to keep our calm and our achievements
in every situation.
That's right. We don't need subversive elements here.
We don't need pregnant men.
That's right.
But we need them.
He's right.
No, we don't.
He's right.
Yes, we do.
He's right.
No, we don't.
He's right.
Tell me, dear B茅la, you had diagnosed the pregnancy?
I did not diagnose anything.
You didn't?
I didn't know that either.
Determine immediately.
But we need frogs for that.
Frogs?
But where do we get frogs?
There are hell of a lot frogs in the lake.
But how do we catch them?
Now, what would be the plan?
Let us think.
Declare it, my B茅la!
It's dead simple.
The water must be drained from the lake,
then the frogs will remain there.
B茅las, we have a problem.
Where to drain the lots of water?
Don't panic, my friends.
Let us think.
Declare it, my B茅la!
Let's dig a hole like the size of the lake
then we bring the water there.
My B茅las!
There's no hard work that's not worth doing if we see results.
Stop, B茅las!
Where to put all the soil?
Declare it, my B茅la.
We shall dig a hole to put the soil there.
Stop, dear B茅las!
This wouldn't work.
Let's go further.
What for?
Than we'll have to carry the pile more further.
But dear B茅la, can't you see that the pub is the barrier.
Let's dig a hole to fit the pub into it.
- How can he be such a moron. - Come on!
- Are you ok? - I've never heard such bullshit in my life. You moron.
My B茅las, let us think!
Let's push the pub further.
Great, let's go.
Stop it, dear B茅las! Let me define where is the limit to push.
Look at this.
This is the mark.
So, dear B茅las, let's push it.
Stop it, dear B茅las.
Let me check where is the limit.
We pushed it to my coat.
We pushed it to... We overdo it.
People, stop it.
We pushed too far. We pushed on it.
We overdo it.
For Christ sake. He is pregnant for sure.
No!
You get an injection. It won't hurt.
No!
Good afternoon, doctor.
B茅la! Catch him!
But now... What should I do?
Bring him back.
You lost, admit it, dear B茅la.
The medical report proves me right.
Dear B茅la, let's get to the point.
Like a politician to a church politician.
Do we need this miracle at all?
Of course.
We need it. The whole world will come to us.
Tourists, pilgrims, foreigners,
journalists, the radio and television.
- And? - What do you mean?
Let me tell you. The committees.
The investigation committees.
For those who, if there is something extraordinary,
immediately suspicious and then they start asking questions.
Why here? Why at your town?
And if someone, then why J贸ska?
Why not one of the urban or the ecclesiastical comrades?
I don't care about any committee.
I'll tell you anyway.
You think your bishop won't send a committee of inquiry?
Why here? Why at your town?
Why not in the bishop's hall?
Or even in the Vatican.
Or maybe you deny the Vatican's leadership role?
God forbid!
So!
Not an easy case, dear B茅la.
But we have already solved some problems earlier in R谩t贸t.
That's for sure.
This is up to you, dear B茅la.
- B茅la! - It's your turn.
- Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! - Forever.
My Father, please help me.
You were the only one who stood up for me from this village.
They want to take away the child. To have an abortion.
They want to take the miracle from the Church. Don't let them.
Well, my son... You are an hour late.
So, he was here exactly an hour ago...
Well...
The Lord visited me.
Who?
Well... The Lord. The Creator.
- God himself? - Of course he is.
You?
Me, of course.
Why? He often visits me.
Especially when I bring up the mass wine from the cellar.
He likes this vintage.
He just appears and sits down...
He was just sitting there where you now.
All right, don't need to jump.
- Sit down. - No, thank you.
So we used to sit here talking, telling jokes to each other.
- Telling jokes? To God? - Yeah, jokes of course.
Don't think the Creator is a gruff, grumpy old man. Hell, no!
He is very funny and has a good sense of humor.
I told him some time ago
so do you know, my Creator father, what's the joke?
He says: I don't know.
Then I put both my hands down on the table.
So, I told him, hit my hand real hard, my dear Lord!
He hit but quite big.
But I pulled my hand away.
He he hit the table so hard,
that he jumped in her agony for an hour.
Now you see, my Lord? This is a joke.
He didn't get mad, no?
He? No. Just laughed.
Would you like a shot?
No, thank you. Especially now.
Now I'm going to bully St. Peter, he said.
And ascended to Heaven. Immediately called St. Peter.
- So Peter, my boy, you know... - ...what a joke is?
Peter says, I don't know. The Lord says, I'll tell you one.
and looks around to find a table.
But in the Kingdom of Heaven there is no such earthly thing.
Thus, not finding a better one he put his palm on his forehead.
Now, hit there, Peter, but hard!
And St. Peter hit it but very hard.
When God saw it coming, he pulled his hand away.
But good St. Peter slapped God's forehead
that he fell on his back.
Into the manna.
- Into what? - The manna.
- Into the manna? - Yes.
Oh, don't do this to me.
Oh, my...
J贸zsi, my son. Do you believe in God?
Not really.
I'm kind of the same.
I told it to him last time, but frankly.
- To God? - To Him.
What did he answered?
He said, don't give a damn.
He feels the same way.
- The Lord? - The Lord.
- He doesn't believe in his own existence? - No, he doesn't.
He told me the other day for example:
You know, dear B茅la, I believe
there's no such creative force
that could create so many idiots.
J贸zsi, my son.
Why don't you believe me?
- I do. - No, you don't.
You don't believe a word I say.
Do you think I can't see it?
I swear he was here.
And I asked him to tell me but honestly
is it a miracle or a mistake?
What did he say?
And the Lord said: "You are an extremely huge idiot, B茅la."
- That's what he said? - Yes and he also added:
"You old bastard, do you think if I ever find out a real good miracle,
would I do that in the communism?
Do you think I would be so retarded
that I would make a miracle in socialism?
To have them say there's no God we told you already.
We made this miracle.
Fuck them, no miracles."
The Lord said angrily.
He had a Long Shot and left.
Dear Vicar.
You think I'm completely idiot.
Son, you don't believe in the word of the Church?
I believe in this child in my tummy.
Because it's a fact. It's here, I hear it, I feel it.
And no one can take this fact from me!
Nobody! Nobody!
Not even God almighty.
I have only two advices for you.
Get your stuff and get out of here...
No. I'll stay here and I will remain who I am.
I want to live here as J贸zsi. Together with my child.
Praise the Lord!
Can we fire someone if we want to fire
or... or not?
Not me. I'm protected by the law.
We can fire you anyway.
Just get fired that he wants to quit.
But I won't quit.
- He doesn't get it. - He doesn't get it?
He doesn't get it.
You are the chief accountant, dear B茅la. Explain to him.
Listen here, little brother J贸zsi!
You know that two days before unknown criminals broke into the TSZ office?
- No. - They broke into the vault.
And what happened? They took 100,000 HUF.
And what do I have to do with this?
Nothing... Absolutely nothing.
But do you have any idea
where is that huge amount of money now?
I have no idea.
- So then make a guess. - Make a guess.
I don't know.
I'll tell you something.
At home. In your bed.
Tucked into your straw bag.
In my bed?
Of course, you little moron.
I have never seen such meanness.
J贸zsi! You didn't learned it from history of your country in school?
I told B茅la what they teach is shit not history.
I'm going home and tell everyone what you have done.
Don't worry, J贸zsi!
The district police commissioner is waiting in front of the house.
You just don't want to give birth to your only child in prison?
Sign it quickly.
- Just sign it. - Or have the baby taken away.
And we will forget about this mess.
That's right. Have that fucking child aborted.
All right then.
All right. Let's celebrate this.
Kiss this this precious boy, my darling.
- My dear J贸zsi, darling! - Drink!
- Drink! - My little boy.
Drink it J贸zsi.
Take his hands. Come here.
No! No! No!
Eat!
Dear B茅la.
Hello J贸zsi.
How are you feeling today?
How is the baby?
And you? What do you want from me?
A ghost roams Europe.
Don't be afraid, my son. There is no afterlife.
Although some idealists try circumvent this circumstance.
But we fought them.
And this fight will be the final one.
We are illegal right now, son.
Tell me my son J贸zsi, are you a committed R谩t贸tian?
- You know your duty. - You go home and have an abortion.
- No! No! - No?
You don't accept our decision?
Then you no longer have a place among us.
Do you understand?
You gonna die, you idiot.
- Could be... - No, it's for sure.
Ok, sure.
- Well, then? - Then what?
Are you going to have an abortion?
No I won't.
What will you do then?
I will give birth and surely die of it.
And the child?
Maybe someone will raise it.
Maybe his father.
What an idiot.
R谩t贸t's sense is not enough here.
Dear B茅las!
I propose to send a delegation to the county.
And until the answer comes,
we shall suspend Jozsef Toth.
My son, my sweet little son.
What did they do to you?
Are you alright? You not hurt?
Oh, I'm all right here.
It would have been better if you name me B茅la, my mother.
Your father is B茅la, your grandfather was B茅la, so your great grandfather.
Enough of it.
- I'm going. - Where to, mother?
- Going to the king. - We don't have kings anymore, mother.
Why wouldn't we?
We are not a monarchy, but socialism.
I know this, my son.
I'm not that crazy.
But there should always be a king.
Otherwise who would tell the people how to live?
I'm going to see him, if there is king or not.
He will help us I'm sure.
Hurry then, before it will be late.
I'm hurrying. I'm not going on foot. I'm riding our B茅la.
Good luck, mother.
R谩t贸tians!
I say goodbye to you on behalf of the delegation,
who were entrusted by the trust of the village.
Good bye, J贸zsi. We'll come back soon.
Hey, young lady.
Young lady, could you please tell me where can I find the king?
There are no kings here, my darling.
My Majesty.
Please listen to a poor mother's plea.
Please, listen to me.
I live in R谩t贸t since I was born.
I love my village. But now the it is about the life of my son and grandson.
That's why I have to betray those morons.
There wouldn't be any problem, if only we had some sense.
But the biggest problem is that our superiors are even more stupid.
That's how it's always been, your majesty.
Whether we elected country government commissioner, judge or council president.
Even though we chose the smartest,
as soon as he sat down in his office chair,
immediately started to degrade mentally. All of them.
I'm only a peasant's wife, Your Majesty.
I don't know the reasons for it.
Maybe there is a problem with the chairs or should be something else.
But they want to beat my son J贸zsi to death.
He didn't do any wrong, but got pregnant despite being a man.
Your Majesty, please help him.
- We are here, at least. - It wasn't easy.
We've found it.
Uncle B茅la, you're the oldest of us.
Entering the room of the president of the county council, you'll say:
God bless him with all good things our county council president.
Clear? And you...
After all, it's your son.
And you'll say immediately: And your lovely wife.
You got it? Let's rehearse.
God bless him with all good things our county council president.
- Fantastic. - And you say...
And your lovely wife.
Grand, follow me.
A delegation from the R谩t贸t is waiting outside.
- What do they want? - I have no idea.
I studied all the R谩t贸t file, but I didn't find anything.
The last time was 5 years ago they filled a request.
- What did they want back then? - To pave the main street.
What did we reply then?
Nothing.
- Send them in. - Yes, sir.
Wish I knew what they meant these things?
Fuck this shit.
And your lovely wife.
I'm familiar with the problem. Let's do it quickly.
- Do you know? - Yes, I do.
And what would be your suggestion?
Agree with the paving stones.
- Paving stones? - Of course, you can do it.
We never would have thought...
J贸zsef T贸th, the village council of R谩t贸t
and considering the county council's relevant directive
has come to the decision that Jozsef Toth has to be paved with stone from here.
You want to say something as a last will?
A tractor must go to the mine for stones.
- Wait, wait! - What?
Who will drive it? J贸zsi is the only one who can drive it.
- Then he must go. - And if he runs away?
- No way. - The decision also applies to him.
You go for stone, J贸zsi!
Here it is.
Read it!
What's this?
According to the seal it's from the capital.
From the capital?
Village Council of R谩t贸t, R谩t贸t.
Congratulations to have the first pregnant man in the world.
Presidency of the Presidential Council, Council of Ministers
and the Hungarian socialist...
What?!
What? Dear B茅las.
My friends. R谩t贸tians.
Today is a glorious day.
Here comes J贸zsi. Our Jozska.
He made it first in the whole wide world.
Thanks to him we got the very first letter from the capital.
- From the capital... - R谩t贸tians, my friends!
To the village borders! Raise the flags!
The pioneers! The kindergarteners! The orchestra, the choir!
Let's welcome him with such love,
as if he were the president of the district council.
Long live! Long live!
Dear Mother!
Mother!
Please, get up.
Don't die, dear mother!
I'm here!
It's you?
You? Whose son are you?
Yours, dear mother. So I'm here.
So here you are!
Yes, it's me.
Aren't you happy for me, dear mother?
- My son. - Mother, how is life around here?
Is there something wrong, dear?
Wrong? I would not say.
Listen, my son.
I see you have everything. You even have a backpack.
I would say, go away from here.
Go as far as you can.
Are you chasing me, mother?
I wouldn't say that. But sooner or later parent and child are separated.
Your life will be better if you leave as soon as possible.
Go! Hurry!
If someone asks who is your mother, don't tell them she is a man.
Talk about a woman mother.
Tell the world that your mother is the most beautiful, who gave you birth.
But why?
Go. You will understand one day.
God bless you, my dear mother!
God bless you!
Long live!
Long live, J贸zsi!
Long live!
Be silence!
Our dear J贸zsi...
Our dear J贸zsi!
The pride of our village!
Dear J贸zsi!
The pride of our village!
All hail J贸zsi! Hail!
Dear J贸zsi, the pride of our village.
We greet you from the bottom of our hearts on that occasion
that you carry our child under your heart.
- The child... - It's mine. I'm the father.
What am I carrying under my heart?
My grandchild.
Oh, it's nothing there...
Beg your pardon?
I strained myself.
Isn't this why you are greeting me so loudly?
But where is the child?
He's gone.
- He's gone? - Gone.
You bastard!
You scoundrel!
You lost the pride of our village?
The child? You bastard!
Let's stone him! Stone him!
You son of a bitch!
You bastard! What have you done?
What have you done?
Son of a bitch! Bastard!
Dear B茅las! R谩t贸tians!
Don't lose your temper.
Here is the letter that proves
that there not only was but there is and will be pregnant laddies in R谩t贸t.
The eyes of the world are upon us.
Go home and do it! Run!
Mother, mother!
Don't hide!
I don't want to play hide and seek.
I don't want play this game.
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