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Here comes the breakfast bus.
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All big girls open up
for The Pancake Express.
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Chugga, chugga, choo, choo.
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Is it a train or a bus?
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- Yeah, which is it?
- Train or bus?
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Make a choice!
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It's whatever gets her to eat
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anything that's not covered
in ranch dressing.
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Baby's crying, Marge.
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Maggie, this ranch dressing
phase has to end.
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I'm not backing down.
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No. More. Ranch.
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- Baby wins again, Mom.
- Who's in charge here?
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This boat needs a captain.
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Look, I...
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Alert. Alert. Turn on TV.
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We interrupt Bitch Judge
for an emergency broadcast.
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A sudden environmental
catastrophe
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has rocked Springfield,
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as a massive caterpillar swarm
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has brought life
to a standstill.
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- Ew!
- Gross!
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Awesome!
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Ew! Ew, ew.
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This invasive superspecies,
known as the Dutch Leaf Slurper,
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has blanketed our town
in a hellish red snowstorm
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of legs, eyes and fuzz.
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I'm with Professor John Frink,
director of the CDC,
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the Center for
Disgusting Caterpillars.
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Professor, what reassurances
can you give
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the deeply nauseated public?
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Uh, well, exactly none.
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The Dutch Leaf Slurper is
highly irritating to human skin
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and rates a nine on
the Yechstein-Grossman
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Ickiness scale.
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My fellow citizens,
let us remain calm.
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Aah! They're in my hair!
Get them out!
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There is no crisis we cannot
meet with tranquil dignity,
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- quiet repose and silent,
motionless composure.
- Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
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All schools,
businesses and roads are closed.
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Springfield is in lockdown.
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Woo-hoo!
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- No school!
- No work!
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This isn't a fun day off,
like a snow day
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or standardized testing.
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This is the third
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once-in-a-millennium disaster
this year!
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Alarmist Twitter is
freaking out.
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Sarcastic Twitter is
turning it into memes,
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and Conspiracy Twitter is
believing them.
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How can this be happening?!
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Why don't we find something
to take our minds off lockdown?
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A family activity.
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I bet there's a world of
fun lockdown hobbies.
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Baking bread, jigsaw puzzles.
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Family ragtime jazz band.
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The point is,
we can finally spend
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some meaningful time together.
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So, judges,
is this a steak or a cake?
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Or a fake?
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- Fake, fake!
- Cake, cake, cake, cake.
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- Steak, steak!
- Fake, fake!
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It's fake.
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I'm gonna say... steak?
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Okay, now, if you're wrong,
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St. Jude Children's Hospital
will forfeit
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the million dollars that
you've already won for them.
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- So?
- Then it's time
to reveal the truth.
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This steak...
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is cake!
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Choke on your lies,
Steak and Fake.
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One more episode!
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One more episode!
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Let's do it! Mm-hmm. Hmm?
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What are you doing, old man?
Oh, don't hit that!
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- You'll sign out!
- Aw! No, you had it. You had it.
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Now go back and up and over two.
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There... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Aah!
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I know what I'm doing, get off.
You're angering it.
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You signed out!
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You greasy-fingered caveman!
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Tell me you know the password.
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Mm... Ow!
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We're trapped inside.
With each other.
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With nothing to stream.
With each other!
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Okay, okay, okay. Time for bed.
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Don't worry.
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Tomorrow,
this lockdown will be over,
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and everything will be
back to normal.
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Lockdown must end.
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The streets are safe.
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There is no danger whatso...
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to online learning,
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Don't mind if I do. Hmm.
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Ooh! New Zealand rugby.
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Ah, whatever rugby is,
Wellington sucks at it.
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Some idiot left their camera on.
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Mother! School's over.
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Can you make world-famous
mac and cheese?
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In the panda bear bowl?
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Oh, my God.
I can spy on Skinner!
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Seymour, pretend you're not
a helpless infant
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while cousin Peter is visiting.
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Aunt Agnes, I apologize
for my indefinite sojourn,
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though if I'm to be locked down,
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I'm grateful
it's with the gentlest,
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most soft-spoken woman I know.
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Oh, such a good boy.
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Not like...
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How could someone raised
by a woman
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as effortlessly charming as you
turn out to be such a burden?
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He won't walk to the store
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because he's afraid of
street magicians.
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Okay, Maggie.
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It's lockdown,
and we're out of ranch dressing.
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But if you try one of these,
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the dip fairy will come
and leave a quarter
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under your pillow.
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My ramekins!
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Super-secret password.
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No. Sexy Marge?
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No.
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Sexy Bernice?
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Homer.
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Homer, Maggie won't eat
anything without ranch.
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Can you go see if Ned has any?
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What about the caterpillars?
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Well, this whole plague
of insects
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has a real "end of days" ring
to it, right?
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Not that I'm hoping for
the righteous to ascend to God
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while the wicked suffer
in hellfire,
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but if it happened...
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Five minutes of lockdown,
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and you church-wads are just
ready to toss everything, huh?
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I don't know
what I'm more excited for,
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eternal bliss or finally getting
to use all my rapture supplies.
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Whoa.
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How long have you been planning
to lose your mind?
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Here we are.
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Now give me the food
that was meant to ensure
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the survival of your children.
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Hey, you, mustache.
Pump it up, chump.
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The Flanders market is closed
to you, Mr. Grasshopper.
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That's all Ned would give you?
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- Did you asked nicely?
- Babe.
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I guess if I ration this
carefully,
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it'll keep Maggie
from breaking down
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for a day or two.
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They extended the lockdown.
This could go on for months.
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Or forever. Or longer!
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
Not good.
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Babe, Lisa's making
the noises again.
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Lisa, would it violate
the spirit of mental health
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and self-care for you to squelch
all your feelings?
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Scientists are saying
they're gonna eat our crops.
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No more kale.
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We need to get Lisa
off the Internet.
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Go to the attic
and give her you-know-what.
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Merry Christmas.
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Why am I getting
my big present now?
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Because Santa delivered it
early this year.
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Really? Why?
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Because he-he doesn't
have long to live.
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Dad.
The world is falling apart.
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You can't just
distract me with a toy.
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You were saying?
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I'm distracted. I'm distracted.
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This is
the 1958 Blossom Festival.
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The official petal that year
was the hollyhock.
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Fascinating.
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And why was
Marilyn Monroe there?
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Oh, that's me.
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You charmer.
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What is this exquisite quilt?
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Oh, that's
an old family heirloom.
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Handstitched quilts are
quite valuable these days.
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- Oh! Ooh!
- Generations of Skinner women
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have contributed images
of the sons
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who disappointed them.
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It radiates a beauty
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unmarred by the passing years.
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Much like its owner.
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It's yours.
I want you to have it.
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Mother!
You promised the quilt to me.
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You can't give away
my birthright.
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I can give whatever I want
to whoever says nice things.
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You know what Seymour
gave me for my birthday?
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Half a computer.
No keyboard.
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It's a tablet device.
It has a touchscreen.
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Touchscreen.
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Sounds made-up to me.
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Just like his prom date.
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You met Charlene.
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You spit on a Kleenex
and wiped her makeup off.
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Hey, after hot yoga,
let's grab some vegan Thai,
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then check out
the Swedish gut biome clinic.
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But first, let's ride
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the real working escalator.
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Ooh! It's a girls' day.
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Who wants a spot of boba tea?
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I do.
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This feels so good.
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Maybe Mom's right.
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Maybe I don't need to freak out.
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Oh, but you do.
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You're alive?
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Lisa, how can you just...
I don't know... play
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as the world
is collapsing around us?
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How are you talking to me?
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How do you know
about the lockdown?
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Lisa, we may be born to shop,
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but we're not, like, unaware.
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No, of course, but...
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It's just so hard
to feel present right now,
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isn't it? Not when
those things are out there.
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Can we not talk about
the caterpillars?
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This is the first time
in two days
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I've been free
of crushing anxiety and...
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Oh, my God, the caterpillars
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have caused a lettuce shortage.
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Rioters were tear-gassed
at a Whole Foods salad bar.
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That's so sad.
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I'm just gonna say it.
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I think this is the new normal.
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Oh. Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Look, Maggie.
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Daddy's got delicious
ranch dressing right here.
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Now baby's turn.
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Good Maggie!
Great Daddy.
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Look at Ned. His kids
don't know what it's like
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to live in a world
without ranch.
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But getting angry
won't help anything.
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I'm gonna be the bigger person.
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Screw this!
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Tonight, we're breaking
into Ned's basement
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and cleaning that sucker out.
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Babe?
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Get the bolt cutters.
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Mother, how can you give my
quilt to this scheming Adonis?
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Agnes, I'll treasure the quilt
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like it deserves
to be treasured.
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Like you deserve
to be treasured.
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Oh, you.
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Let me fix you
another liverwurst melt.
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Great. That's just great.
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Mm...
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Oh, my God.
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That quilt was baby Skinner's
security blanket.
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My beloved Mr. Nuck-nuck.
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00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:46,598
Huh?
259
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:48,582
Skinner's crying?
260
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,917
Can he do that?
261
00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:52,086
That quilt was his blankie.
262
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,271
You don't...
263
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,498
you don't take away
a man's blankie!
264
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,925
Make Mr. Purple Shirt
stop crying
265
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,277
so he can sit at his desk
266
00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:01,929
and tell recess to happen.
267
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,764
No, guys.
We're not doing this.
268
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,152
We're not feeling bad
for Skinner.
269
00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:07,452
We're not gonna see him
as a human being.
270
00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:09,621
Mm...
271
00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:13,866
All right, fine.
272
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,776
I can't believe I'm saying this.
273
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,036
We're gonna help our principal
274
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,631
get his blankie back.
275
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,969
So, anybody feel like
doing some shopping?
276
00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:27,972
No time, Lisa.
277
00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:29,456
We're building a barricade
278
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,126
in case the caterpillars
get inside.
279
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,979
That does look really safe.
280
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,732
Kind of wish I was
in there with you.
281
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,901
Hey, girl, welcome to the mall.
282
00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:50,219
Oh, I am not
283
00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:52,705
handling lockdown well.
284
00:13:56,728 --> 00:14:00,171
- Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
- Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
285
00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:40,894
To whoever's down here
286
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,772
stealing my supplies,
287
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,457
the end of days is coming,
288
00:14:44,609 --> 00:14:46,593
but a little earlier for you.
289
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:55,376
If I'm going down, I'm taking
all of youse with me!
290
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,484
Ah, you see? I-I just got
to stop watering down my booze.
291
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,805
Hey, psycho, over here!
292
00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:17,306
Homer Simpson.
293
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,810
He who steals from his neighbor
shall reap the croquet mallet.
294
00:15:20,828 --> 00:15:23,737
A reading from
the Book of Flanders.
295
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:25,481
Now, calm down, Ned.
296
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,074
Let's just
take a deep breath and...
297
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,335
Surprise ranch attack!
298
00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:34,824
I'll die before I
don't take what's yours.
299
00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:38,061
Forgive me, Marge.
Take the dressing.
300
00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:41,922
If I don't make it,
301
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:45,234
tell Maggie it was her fault.
302
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,859
Hmm.
303
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:05,421
You want to dip? Let's dip.
304
00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,029
Lockdown kids of Springfield,
305
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:15,198
we're gonna save
our principal's blankie.
306
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,976
With the power of the most
useless thing on earth:
307
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,552
remote learning.
308
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,354
Muntz, go.
309
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,043
I'm calling about
an anonymous post
310
00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:29,303
on BedspreadTraders.com
311
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,823
offering an antique
handmade quilt for sale.
312
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:34,066
Hmm. If I did have such a quilt,
313
00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:36,886
the price would be considerable.
314
00:16:36,904 --> 00:16:38,070
Ooh, he's negotiating.
315
00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:39,889
The fish is on the hook.
316
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:43,242
My offer is $25,000.
317
00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:45,336
Nelson, I made a homemade puppet
318
00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:47,747
so you can do
Jeff Dunham jokes for me.
319
00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:49,081
Not now, Mom.
320
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,842
I'm talking
to a grown man online.
321
00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:52,251
Wait, you're a kid?
322
00:16:53,905 --> 00:16:56,072
Oh, no, we almost had him.
323
00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:58,407
I am not selling
you my quilt, junior.
324
00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:00,743
Not after all the time
I've spent conning it out of
325
00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:02,520
that awful woman.
326
00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:05,915
Ha! Got him.
327
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,174
Hello, cousin Peter.
328
00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:09,268
Cousin Seymour. Agnes.
329
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,178
We heard every word you said,
330
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,939
right here on my wonderful
half computer,
331
00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:17,243
which was a gift from my son.
332
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:22,523
How dare you take advantage
of my sweet, trusting mother?
333
00:17:22,617 --> 00:17:24,208
She is an IBS survivor.
334
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,711
Mm. You're a good boy.
335
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:29,622
And you...
336
00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:31,532
Aah!
337
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,200
Oh! My orifices!
338
00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,553
My precious orific...
339
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,037
I don't know who you are,
340
00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:39,448
but I thank you
from the bottom of my heart,
341
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,375
SkinnerSucks42.
342
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:48,399
You still want your precious
ranch, neighborino?
343
00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:49,809
Stop!
344
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:52,719
What has lockdown done to us?
345
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,072
Hmm?
346
00:17:57,468 --> 00:18:00,136
Buffalo wings.
I need Buffalo wings.
347
00:18:00,154 --> 00:18:02,580
Ned, you're
a wonderful human being
348
00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:05,641
who has never shown
anything but kindness
349
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:08,144
to our challenging family.
350
00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:10,737
I'm sorry.
These are yours.
351
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,665
Well, you keep those, Marge.
352
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,057
It's time I put the "Christian"
353
00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:16,743
back in "extremist Christian
end times prepper."
354
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:19,347
My dear Homer, I'm so sorry.
355
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,007
What?
356
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,560
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, too.
357
00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:27,496
We need more furniture.
358
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:28,755
Give me that mannequin.
359
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:31,776
Uh, that's my boyfriend,
Malibu Kevin.
360
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,529
Happy to be of service, babe.
361
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:42,245
Aah!
362
00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:44,348
Aah!
363
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,366
Oh, my God, that thing
is gonna eat her!
364
00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:49,686
Oh!
365
00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:59,712
Ew.
366
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,972
Ew?
367
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,123
Honestly, it's kind of cute.
368
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,143
Maybe you should chill.
369
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:07,052
Chill?
May I remind you
370
00:19:07,205 --> 00:19:09,129
that we are in a crisis?
371
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:11,040
No!
Because that's all you do!
372
00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:12,892
Any time there's
a little optimism,
373
00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:15,227
here you come
with more bad news,
374
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,822
and squish...
We're all miserable again.
375
00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:20,900
I don't want
to play with you anymore!
376
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:25,221
When we're all stuck indoors
for who knows how long,
377
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:26,813
we have to tell each other
378
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,725
things are going to work out.
379
00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,395
Because if we all just tell each
other we'll get through this,
380
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:35,339
then by some kind of magic,
we will.
381
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:38,250
And in a crisis,
there's nothing more powerful
382
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,904
than showing a little empathy
to the people around you.
383
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:43,475
That is beautiful.
384
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:46,017
Do you really think
this will be over soon?
385
00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:48,077
Meh, lockdown's
going on forever.
386
00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:49,520
Count on it.
387
00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:52,264
Lockdown is over.
388
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:55,008
Our furry invaders
have cocooned themselves,
389
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,101
presumably forever.
390
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,845
As our long
regional nightmare ends,
391
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,698
we emerge blinking in the sun,
392
00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:02,700
vowing to move on,
393
00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:04,660
forget and learn nothing.
394
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,766
It's hard to believe we can
just go wherever we'd like.
395
00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,543
We made it, gang.
396
00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:14,462
I always knew we would.
397
00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:21,610
- Aw.
- Butterfly!
398
00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:22,970
Cool.
399
00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:24,964
Ew!
400
00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:26,460
- Gross.
- Get 'em off, get 'em off!
401
00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:28,041
Aah! Butterflies!
402
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,910
They bite!
403
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,582
Here we go, guys.
I stole Flanders'
404
00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:54,994
streaming password
so we're back in business.
405
00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:57,255
What the hell is GodFlix?
406
00:20:57,406 --> 00:21:00,574
Oh, a Christian
streaming service?!
407
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,169
Actually, some of these
look pretty good.
408
00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:07,247
Ooh, The Mary Virgin Moore Show.
409
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,100
It's Always Sunny
in Beth Shemesh.
410
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,160
Oh! Prayer of Easttown.
411
00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:13,012
How I Met Your Savior.
412
00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:14,254
Better Call King Saul.
413
00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:16,590
The Real Manger Wives
of Bethlehem.
414
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,501
Curb Your Agnosticism.
415
00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:31,330
Shh!
416
00:21:31,354 --> 00:21:33,354
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